rolled 38 = 38

>>18080119
PRAISE XOM

rolled 98 = 98

>>18080119
DUN
DUN DUN DUN
DUN DUN DUN
DUN DUN DUUUUUN

Your first week at the Bureau went by like a blurr.
Academic classes interspersed with practical training occupied your time.
You also managed to sneak in some time to take some lessons from Ryuu and meet The Doctor for further tests.
..................
"You've improved a lot from our sparring lessons." Mike tells you.
"You can even manage to fight two of me at once."
The fights with Mike have improved your reflexes and fighting sense.
He even helped you to develop some new abilities to use with Kraus.

***ROLL FOR NEW ABILITIES***
First 2 abilities with a roll higher than 70.

rolled 63 = 63

EXPLODING PASTRY

>creme pie
>THROW AT ENEMY
>BOOOOOOOOOM

rolled 44 = 44

RICOCHET TRAY THROW.
like captain america
Can take out multiple enemies in a row

rolled 65 = 65

Sugarcubes of invisibility! Eat one, start some fun.

rolled 71 = 71

>>18080140
A Butler can always be where he is needed.

"Say my name and I am there."

Whenever an ally calls for us, we can choose to instantaneously appear directly behind him or her.

>>18080133
At this rate we are going to be BEST EVERYTHING

rolled 48 = 48

BUTLER INVISICIBILY

rolled 18 = 18

Potion storage.
We can create potions and store them in hammerspace for later use.

Okay guys ill set some quick ground rules.

I reserve the right to veto or LIMIT anything too game breaking.

Or anything too advanced for just a week of training

rolled 14 = 14

Amnesia tea, to save our asses. But let's try to avoid drinking it ourselves

rolled 12 = 12

General combat upgrade due to training with Nanoha.

rolled 44 = 44

Majaik Overcharge.

We can empty ourselves even faster but it enhances all our abilities while we can handle it, bunny mode is faster, weapons better etc etc

rolled 59 = 59

We've been fighting a 'rilla.
How about toughness/durability/unflappable armor upgrade?

rolled 29 = 29

>>18080176
trying again for 70

rolled 34 = 34

Teacakes that make people see things our way. Just seems useful.

Can we swing by the PX as well? Might wanna see what they can do for us

rolled 20 = 20

Minor gravity control.
A butler must never, ever, lose balance. This ability helps us greatly by allowing us to walk on walls with Kraus held steady.

rolled 79 = 79

cutting edge doilies! like destructo disc from DBZ, but with lace instead of light

rolled 64 = 64

Butler-Sense

Kraus automatically links up with near-by Devices and can feed you information on health, emotional state, and other such information.

The Data lets us act as a more valuable support.

rolled 66 = 66

>>18080164
seconding

rolled 17 = 17

Laser tea. It's tea. Made of lasers. Apply to bad guys liberally.

rolled 60 = 60

>>18080194

This sounds amazingly useful.

Like holy shit.

rolled 57 = 57

>>18080188
perfect balance/wall walk/personal gravity? sure

>>18080156
>>18080158
With Mike's help you are now able to use two new capabilities.

You can now access a state of invincibility, but only to the visible spectrum. It puts a huge strain on your majaikal reserves and such is only usable for a maximum of thirty minutes per day.

By tapping into both your bunny mode and time stop capabilities, you are now able to "teleport" to your allies. Maximum range of 500 meters. usable 5 times a day.

rolled 74 = 74

>>18080140
Butler beat-down
We knee cap them with a baseball bat. The bat has a nail in it. It's sentient, and named phillip.

>>18080211
>invincibility in the visible spectrum
...We are invincible against lasers?

rolled 91 = 91

>>18080214
or prismatic spray

>memories of superb owl
>HUEHUEHUE

>>18080211

>Go to PX.
>Acquire bag-o-holding.

We should also do the reveal thing mentioned in the last thread. With the hat and everything.

"...and that's how you make a a Black Velvet."
Your enjoyable lessons with Ryuu through-out the seek has taught you a lot of cocktails and drinks.
Most importantly it has taught you 2 more basic potions.


***ROLL FOR NEW POTIONS***
First 2 potions with a roll higher than 70.
***DUBS 77, 88, 99 will earn you some loot***

>>18080236

To clarify:


>Anyway, I think we should show a little bit more trust in our friends. Our team at least needs to know about us, and Mike.

>We tell our hilariously tragic backstory to the group, then follow up by "But the real news is I got a hat!"

>And then enthusiastically explain how our time travel hat is going to stop us from destroying the universe via-paradox while we make time our bitch.

>>18080214
Yes. if the lasers arent infrared, or microwaves and jsut hard light ones, you are.
but then again, most everyone here would be firing MAJAIK LASERS

rolled 38 = 38

>>18080247

Gender-Swap.

Come on, you know you wanna.

rolled 99 = 99

Bouncy potion
You will bounce off of any surface as if it was a trampolin.

rolled 69 = 69

>>18080253

Come on /tg/dice, don't fail me now!

rolled 12 = 12

gender swap potion

>>18080247
SLEEPING POTION.
Can be administered as a mist/steam

rolled 69 = 69

>>18080260
>>18080253

Supporting this. It was like the first thing we tried.

rolled 60 = 60

>>18080247
magic/mana/power source renewal
>ultimate attack!
>"Here, have blue potion. Now do it again."

rolled 15 = 15

>>18080268
Supporting as well.

Bump?

rolled 41 = 41

>>18080267

SLEEPING POTION.
Can be administered as a mist/steam

rolled 72 = 72

>>18080247
Potion of overzealous luck.

Just ridiculous luck when drank. The universe shifts to go your way.

rolled 79 = 79

Sex-Change.

Because we want Kemia to be the little girl.

rolled 65 = 65

>>18080270
mana regen!

>>18080273
oh nevermind lol 4chanX derped.

>>18080278
>>18080277
...Did the sex change potion come before or after the luck potion?
Technically, it was mentioned first.
How about a mix of the two?

rolled 55 = 55

>>18080247
A mana potion. Or something that helps us alleviate our pass-out problem.

rolled 96 = 96

Potion of Clarity.
removes any other statuses

rolled 81 = 81

>>18080277

On the one hand, decent potion.

On the other, fuck you. We wanted a sex-change potion.

On this there was a consensus.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18080290

>>18080236
That's the other reason for the PX, so we can get our bitchin hat of color temporal shenanigans.

And I still want to know if we can get cuff links or some sort of jewelry / ornamentation that we can use to store majaik in

>>18080278
>>18080290

>Two High rolls for Gender-Swap.
>Right after they get blocked by the other good rolls.
>After everybody wanted it.

Fucking /tg/dice. I swear to god they're sentient and fucking with us.

>>18080290
That's the will of the dice gods however.

Anyway int makes it more fun when we can make it look like we really worked at it and tried hard to both figure it ut and get the answer out of Ryuu

>rolling for genderswap
Guuuuys we're making that on our own, remember?

>>18080304

>That's the other reason for the PX, so we can get our bitchin hat of color temporal shenanigans.

We already have a hat for that purpose. If tagging becomes important, we can change the color of the banding.

>And I still want to know if we can get cuff links or some sort of jewelry / ornamentation that we can use to store majaik in

That's a very good question.

>>18080318

"So Hayate, why do you want to make a sex-change potion so badly anyway?"
"I...uh...."

What the hell do we answer that with?

"Well there's this guy I like, but I figure that if I magically turned him into a girl before fucking, I had a solid claim on no-homo."

>>18080325
I thought we were going to get another one that could just change color but either way works.

We need something to do with gloves as well. Maybe like the gloves in d&d that can hold any small item in an extra dimensional space and recall it when needed

>>18080277
>>18080254
From Ryuu you learned to make the REBOUNDER.
A potion, that wehn applied to any surface allows it to act like a trampoline. No loss of momentum could be observed when bouncing off it.

he has also taught you the LUCKY LADY, a drink that when taken gives the user an aura of incredible luck. It's reality bending powers are too much that it only has an effect of 5 mins.
It can also only be drunk once a week.Since it draws from the creators own luck, the creator of the potion is ill advised to partake of it.

After learning 3 potions from Ryuu he gave you a gift.
"Hayate, you have advanced surprisingly fast in potion crafting. I have had very few students to do the same. And for that I give you this."
he hands you a simple silver flask.
"This flask can store 3 types of liquid in it at any one time. the maximum for each is a liter. To use, just think of the liquid you want to pour out and it will do just that."

ACQUIRED SMALL FLASK OF HOLDING
>>18080260
>>18080268
Nope, vetoed for now.
also lol double 69.

>>18080336

That it was the first potion we took a crack at and we can't back down from that challenge now?

>>18080336
thinking on this as if it were a trip to thailand i'm gonna go ahead and call "richard simmons on a rainbow unicorn shitting glitter homo"

>>18080344

>Veto

...WHY!?!?

>>18080358
And now i have just the guy to use for gym teacher.

>>18080371
Unicorn or Richard Simmons? 'cuz the unicorn's a female, phallic symbol on head not withstanding

>>18080370
you need to WORK FOR IT.

Do you think Ryuu will just hand you the recipe for a potion he invented himself?
a potion he originally created to be able to conenct with a friend?
NOPE

let's see you try and squeeze it out of him.

"And why, pray tell, do you need a gender reversing potion?"
"Uhhhh... To bone this guy in my class."

>>18080371
His powers should be incredible stamina and ungodly charisma when it comes to commanding people to exercise

>>18080383
and uncomfortable fear.

YOu dont know why, but you just fear his neon legwarmers

>>18080382
Say you were just kidding and it interests you since you didn't drink it in the first place but realize just how difficult a potion it must be to make and so by learning how to make it you would definitely learn much about alchemy through experience rather than lessons in the attempts

>>18080344
>Since it draws from the creators own luck, the creator of the potion is ill advised to partake of it.
So we make our own luck shitty to boost someone else's? Meh, throw it out when we're going down.
>>18080404
No, stop it. We're going to figure it out on our own time.

>>18080401
That's how he commands.

The sheer terror from the legwarmers mean that only the very strongest willed and suicidally brave can consider it

>>18080382
>>18080404

Change 'Bone a Guy' to 'Help a friend get over some issues'.

It's not actually a lie, it's just a different take on the truth.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18080425
Issues of not being tenderly loved in Goddess Mode.

".... Now I want you to hop on one leg, touch your nose and sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star."

The tests you endured under The Doctor and River Song has grown more ubsurd, They have also taken longer and longer.
You wisely choose to be dropped off an hour after you entered his box to avoid any temporal adventures for now.

The tests still are inconclusive.
But all the rigorous endurance tests and control excercises have improved your over-all majaikal endurance.

it has also allowed you to extend bunny mode.
***ROLL 1d100***
i will averaging by random picks from the first 5 rolls.

1-33 +10 seconds
34-66 +20 seconds
67-100 +30seconds

>>18080425
Perhaps a backfire when we give him the potion whilst in Goddess Mode? When magic mixes with another's magic, there usually a few permanent repercussions.

Also Lady's Luck should be used on Shirou asap.

rolled 41 = 41

>>18080445
Do we also get an increase in frillyness?

rolled 11 = 11

>>18080445

Just watch, we're going to roll in the negatives.

rolled 9 = 9

>>18080445
rolling

rolled 94 = 94

>>18080445
SURE WHY NOT.

rolled 16 = 16

>>18080445
Eye am the luckiest.

>>18080456
nope. Look for bunny-mode locked for now for some unknown reason

>i like this part of the quest.
>its like im hosting a game show
>or im working a casino.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18080464
>>18080466
Uh oh.

>>18080470
>>18080469
>>18080466
>>18080464
>>18080456
If these five are picked we've barely hit the +20 second threshold.

rolled 2, 5, 2 = 9

>>18080470
>>18080469
>>18080466
>>18080464
>>18080456

PICKING NUMBERS

>>18080485
Fuck yea.

rolled 62 = 62

God of butlering guide my dice!

>>18080485
Oh lord is this +30 seconds.

rolled 74 = 74

>>18080494
It's got to be close

BUNNYMODE NOW LASTS 70 SECONDS.

=======================
On the afternoon after your date with the twins you head down to the PX.

Inside the low squat building you find an array of equipment and supplies for Bureau operatives.
Some items are not for sale to trainees such as yourself. But bags of holding of all sorts of description are easily available.

WAT BAG DO YOU GET?

rolled 32, 55 = 87

>>18080517
Bag of holding, and if they got it, bag of the north wind.

rolled 50 = 50

>>18080517

A black briefcase. Anything else wouldn't look quite right with the rest of the ensemble.

>>18080517

Leather messenger-bag.

Black, Silver-Trim.

rolled 55 = 55

>>18080517
Something class and simple.

Maybe a velvet pouch?

Or a sage green leather satchel

rolled 12 = 12

>>18080517

I'm curious what stuff we can't buy, but I think we've decided on what bag-like thing we want already.

rolled 31 = 31

>>18080517
A business suitcase?

So what else do they have for sale for students? Be interesting to see what we can get our butlery mits on

>>18080524

Folio-slim messenger-bag of course.

>>18080527
pouches are for common rabble magicians.

we take a black leather folio.
Classy and simple

Gloves. To fit with the butler look.

rolled 57 = 57

>>18080549
Oh, that's a good one. I agree.

>>18080517
A leather portfolio bag, to go along with our aesthetic.

>>18080539

Get like 50 assorted high-power guns, and a harmonica.

"Don't worry guys, I can solve this!"
"Where the hell did you get a bazooka!?!"

or..

"Hayate, what's that?"
"Chail Gun."
"Chail Gun?"
"Chain Rail-Gun. Cycles the magnetic charge from one barrel to the next, allowing it to fire a solid metal projectile the size of a hamster at Mach 12 320 times a second."
"Why?!?"
"Because I can."

>>18080549
>>18080569

One of these.

>>18080573

>"Chain Rail-Gun. Cycles the magnetic charge from one barrel to the next, allowing it to fire a solid metal projectile the size of a hamster at Mach 12 320 times a second."
>a solid metal projectile the size of a hamster at Mach 12 320 times a second.

I just came.

If that doesn't exist, tell Ursula to invent one.

>>18080595
While the idea is a bit useless from my understanding of how a chain gun works and how a rail gun works it is awesome.

Doesn't really fit in with our style but we could give it to Erica maybe

>>18080573

>allowing it to fire a solid metal projectile the size of a hamster at Mach 12 320 times a second.

Up until that sentence, I would have said characterization was the most important thing.

That gun is now the most important thing.

rolled 73 = 73

>>18080569
>>18080569
>>18080549
>>18080533
Your eyes fall on a black leather folio. It's simple, elegant. Taking it from a shelf you proceed to the cashier, and there you find the little girl and fairy you remember from the hatshop.

"wait, don't you work in town?" you ask her.
"Ehehe..." she laughs nervously as she scratches her head. "that business kinda failed."
"Indeed. little miss CAKES and DURIAN here, managed to bankrupt a store in just a week." her fairy companion replies. "We have to work here until we can build up enough capital again to start a new store."

"Soo how much is this?" you ask her.
"5guptas" she replies.
"I cant afford that." you retort.
***ROLL FOR BARTER SKILLS***
I shall also roll.
two of the first five rolls after mine must beat my roll.

rolled 36 = 36

>>18080634
Aw shit, that's like 1,000$.

rolled 36 = 36

>>18080634
Looking at the previous rolls... we're fucked.

Whatever bag we get, this is what it changes into for Bunnymode. Agreed?

rolled 57 = 57

>>18080573
That's not how railguns work.

Also, Rollan for barter

rolled 78 = 78

>>18080648
>>18080647

I'm going to try for a 36 too.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18080634
Rolling for barter

rolled 7 = 7

>>18080647
>>18080648
>09:28
>09:28

>rolled 36 = 36
>rolled 36 = 36

M-my mind is blowing up on its own!

>>18080620

>While the idea is a bit useless from my understanding of how a chain gun works and how a rail gun works it is awesome.

Actually, if we had a sliding-rail electromagnet, and charged alternating barrels, it would actually work fine.

The only real thing stopping this is power supply and weight issues, as well as ammo capacity. But we have literal magic powers and canonical Hammer-space, so we're good.

>Doesn't really fit in with our style but we could give it to Erica maybe
>it

You seem to be under the impression that we'd only build the one.

I'm thinking we should make SEVERAL.

rolled 36 = 36

>>18080634
DICE
HEED MY CALL

rolled 45 = 45

Rolling.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18080634
rollan

>>18080669
>>18080668
>>18080666
>>18080661
>>18080660
>>18080654
>>18080648
>>18080647
Great job, next time we play a roll under system I'll give you folks a ring.

rolled 91 = 91

>>18080660
>only one beat mine

"ill give you 3guptas for it." you say
"Nooooooo. Leather prices are up this month. 4guptas."

>saving throw allowed
***ROLL FOR BARTER SKILLS***
I shall also roll.
two of the first five rolls after mine must beat my roll.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18080684
>91
In before 36 everywhere

rolled 24 = 24

>>18080667
It would WORK, to be sure, but it wouldn't really be better than just routing all the power into one fuckhuge barrel. Well, you could say that shooting relatively low-power projectiles continuously is better than firing one big fucker of a shot with a bit of a delay between each blast, but it really depends on what you're shooting at.

rolled 15 = 15

>>18080684
3.5 guptas, that's the highest I can give.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18080684
>two of the first five rolls after mine must beat my roll.
>rolled 91 = 91

Oh, you're such a joker.

rolled 98 = 98

>>18080690
Amazing.

>>18080697
>>18080690

>>18080697
>>18080690
Welp. Looks like we're getting it for 3 Guptas.

>>18080690
>>18080697

FUCK PROBABILITY

>>18080703
Man, we got some MAD barter skills

>>18080690
>>18080697
AW
SHEEET

>>18080690
>>18080697
>nicely done.

"3 and a half. And that's final." you tell her firmly.
"Okay! You're a repeat customer anyway." as she rings up your purchase.

You step out of the PX with your brand new folio of holding.

"BYEBYEEEEEEEEE" she calls out after you.

rolled 14 = 14

>>18080684
Rolling to save this!

>>18080727

>>18080735
Okay, that made my day. And it's only 1:30 AM!

>>18080727
Why do I get the feeling that she will crash any shop she gets and end up back at the PX every time we was in?

>>18080727

Next on our list of goals: See if we can get the team together to organize trips back home for those that want it.

Mention that we didn't get a chance to pack, and that we figured that it would be a great bonding experience if we went and did shit like that together.

SAVE OUR WORLD FOR LAST.

CONFIRM OUR BIKE WAS THE ONLY THING WORTH SAVING.

THEN, AND ONLY THEN, DO WE SPEAK OF OUR PAST.

>>18080747
When I read "crash any shop" my mind instantly wandered to Recette actually driving shops around until they smash and burn by complete accident.

>>18080747
seeing as i like Recette Lemongrass, I'm gonna say she rocks the next shop she opens and buys all the item shops around, starting her empire. she just *happens* to be working at the time when we start shopping

>>18080764
The shops in town have legs. They walk around.
What you have actually described may actually happen.

>>18080770
Shit I love Recette, but she isjust too funny as a total wreck of a businessman.

She never does too badly but she never actually accomplishes much

>>18080784
I find Memetic Loli Business Goddess to be absolutely hilarious.

>>18080759

The best trolling is the unintentional trolling.

>>18080771
>>18080764

That mental image...

Why is they quoteing pulp fiction in my head.
>I think I'm out of the merchant game after this tear.
>That's stupid, hey Louie, what do you think?

>>18080794
That would be funny as well I guess.

And we already have one person who is totally useless ( fucking Shirou! ) and one person who has had more than everyone's share of bad luck

>>18080784
she comes up with 820k in a month and a week, i'm giving her props

>>18080759

Yes.

YES.

mbison.yes

>>18080759
Second. And saving our world for last.

>>18080759
and ONLY if they ask. we are man whore, not attention whore

>>18080795

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f-AFAPUEMw

The day before the extended rest period.
You invite your team and a few other friends for lunch.

In an unused classroom you converted into a replica of a Victorian dining room you reveal your identity and past.

you look around at thier reactions.
Elsie is crying openly inside Keima's PSP, while her partner is stoic as usual.
Gai sits quietly in his chair, his head low.
Ursula and Erica are beside you, holding your hands.
Shinku silently sips some tea, while Jun wipes 'something that got into his eye'.
Sakura is bawwwing, her tears unrestrained.
Amazoness also in tears tries to comfort her.
Next to Sakura, Nanoha grips her staff tightly with a shaking hand.
You reach out to the two youngest in the room
"Hey, It's all right. That's the past now. Don't concern yourselves too much with it."
Sakura throws you a smile, Nanoha still holds her staff tightly, but the shaking has ceased.

"Anyway." you continue "Looks at my new hat."
you take out your bowler hat / TIME SHENANIGANS EARLY WARNING DEVICE.
You then proceed to tell them about time travel and the dangers of paradoxes.
"...And so, if you guys see me wearing this hat, that means time shenanigans are afoot."
"You must not tell me youve seen me wear this hat. Nor must you tell me anything i did or say while wearing it."

The group, while most of them are still visibly confused, agrees to this.
"oh and one final thing" you add "If you ever see me wear this hat on top of my other hat, you should brace yourself for something big."

>oops i typed without refreshing again.
>lol anyway.....

>>18080861
So are people going to call us Hayate now, or will some of the guys still call us Susan as part of good-natured ribbing?

>>18080861

>>18080861
>stack of hats
ahahahahaha

>>18080879
we will still be called susan by most of the class.
hayate might only be used when were alone

>>18080884
To show we are a proper gentleman and not poor and Irish

>>18080874
suggestion as if you hadn't thought of it already: type in word/writer/notepad, refresh, all good > copypasta captcha post

>>18080861

Well, other than the past thing, let's go with this >>18080759

"With the rest period coming up, I figured it would be a good time to go visit home. I don't know about the rest of you, but I wasn't exactly given the chance to pack. Maybe even make it a group thing, get to know each other better."

"In my case, it wouldn't really be a break but a rescue mission for the few items I need to retrieve before I can cut ties with that place forever. And I would be going head to head with the Yakuza with 150 million dollars on my head for the duration of the visit. I won't ask anyone to go with me, but I'd welcome the company."

>>18080874

It's all good.

You did catch the bit about the chail guns, and how we want to invent them right?

okay quick review of your new stats/lootz

BUNNY MODE now 70 seconds

NEW ABILITIES
LIMITED INVISIBILITY
LIMITED TELEPORTATION

NEW POTIONS
REBOUNDER
LADY LUCK

LOOTZ
Flask of holding
Folio of holding

Any questions so far?

>>18080921
You know that after telling our story, that they won't take no for an answer.

I'd rather say "I won't ask anyone to go with me, I don't want anyone hurt on my account."

>>18080963
Bunnymode folio?
>>18080653

>>18080691

It's not so much for the effectiveness, as much as it is for the awesome.

We have to consider that this is, at it's core a semi-magical girl setting.

That means absurd weapons.

Luckily, we have an equation for determining the relative ludicrosity of a weapon.

>L = (3A)(P/((SE)^(1/A)))

Where L=ludicrousness, A=absurdity (itself a complex equation involving size of weapon relative to wielder, number and importance of physical laws violated, number and complexity of alternate functions of the weapon, and a difficult-to-describe but easy-to-measure quality called "WTFitude"), P=power of weapon, S=size of wielder (or wielder's vehicle if it's vehicle-mounted), and E = size of enemy.

>>18080937
not a fan

>>18080975

Low-absurdity weapons tend to lose ludicrousness quickly when scaled up despite the increase in power, so while, say, a gatling assault rifle is fairly ludicrous for a human, it's pretty much normal on a 200-meter-tall mecha. High-absurdity weapons, however, don't lose much ludicrousness even when they're battlestar-scale. At very high absurdities, the increase in power when scaled up actually begins to outweigh the increase in size.

Raising Heart's absurdity and thus ludicrousness are reasonably high, but...the Rip You a New One V is a hand-held combination high-caliber gatling cannon and fully automatic multi-tube rocket launcher that plays the finale of the 1812 Overture when fired. That last bit puts the absurdity value so high that it'd have to be less powerful than a BB gun to have its ludicrousness equal Raising Heart's at human size, let alone Gundam size.

It is emphatically not less powerful than a BB gun.

>>18080963
Majaik storing jewellery a possibility? I wanna see if there is a shop that sells such things whether it is PX or in town

>>18080985
>>18080975

You.... you put thought into this.

I'm guessing this means I'm joining the pro-Chailgun camp.

>>18080963
>>18080996

Excellent question.

>>18081008
Yeah I have been banging on about it on and off for about two threads now in the hopes he says yes.

Or just says no so i can find something else to fixate on

>>18081008
>>18081019

Guys....

Guys....

Guys, get this-

What is we took enchanted gubbins/magic batteries....

What if we took them and built a Chailgun out of them.

>>18080996
Maybe a pair of cufflinks, collar pins, and a tie pin?

>>18081030
>Magitek Chailgun
And in Bunyymode it shoots Pezes.

The day before the extended rest period, at the end of classes.

Mike holds the class back a bit before dismissal to discuss something.

"Okay everyone, as your handlers may have informed you, you will have a 5 day rest period coming up."

"you will be given the chance to go back home if you wish. Stargate access will be available to all trainees through-out the vacation."

"you will be allowed to go to a Dimension that's not yours, providing that you will be accompanied by a native."

"Use of majaik infront of witnesses in dimensions where Majaik is not widespread knowledge is discouraged. Your devices will be monitored to look out for such incidents. If you are proven to have done so, and disrupted said dimension, you will be punished by the Bureau accordingly."

"To get back here you need only tell your Devices that you wish to do so. We will pull you in through the Stargate then."

"I hope you all enjoy your vacations, obey the guidelines and keep safe."

>>18081030

fookin beautiful.

>>18081008
>>18081019
>>18081046

In all seriousness, we would like an answer as to whether or not something like that is possible.

>>18080874
You should get the extension from http://www.4chan.org/tools if you use Chrome

>Low-absurdity weapons tend to lose ludicrousness quickly when scaled up despite the increase in power, so while, say, a gatling assault rifle is fairly ludicrous for a human, it's pretty much normal on a 200-meter-tall mecha. High-absurdity weapons, however, don't lose much ludicrousness even when they're battlestar-scale. At very high absurdities, the increase in power when scaled up actually begins to outweigh the increase in size.
Oh god that makes no-sense yet still seems so logically sound.

>>18080985
>>18080975

Just wanted to say, your equation made my day.

>>18081065

If we do teams, we need to do our world last.

>>18081065
Also he goes Shirou fortress? Does he have a carving of Shirou where the Shirou is eating fudge on his walls yet?

>>18081065
Can we get an answer for the majaik-storing jewelry?

Let's talk with our team on what to do during vacation.

>>18081080

If you actually use it to compare and contrast weapons it totally works.

Got the equation courtesy of WHM when I asked him for GMing advice.

I had to save that shit.

Magical batteries?
Possible. but they will have to be recharged off your own supplies.
majaik isnt like electricity, you cant just plug into a wall and get some.

So to store some Majaik you will have to sacrifice the use of it, not to mention the inherent system loss/leakage

Ergo. you can pump magic into a necklace/locket for 2 days. in those two days, you will have no majaik. said stored majaik might only be good to double your combat capabilities, but it will depend on how good/well made the battery is.
They could also prove to be rare artifacts.


You are just a trainee afterall. even if the bureau had such artifacts, it doesnt mean they give them out at the drop of a hat.


we shall see down the line.

Im sorry if i seem to be limiting you guys too much.
I just dont want anything too gamebreaking sneaking in. And i want to try and keep the story as together as i can keep it

>>18081087

It was suggested that he created a magic tunnel to the Wonka factory.

And then we got molested by Umpa Loompas.


>Umpa lumpa doopity doo,
>I have a perfect puzzle for you~
>Umpa lumpa doopity dee,
>If you are wise you will listen to me~

>What do you get when Shirou guzzles down treats?
>Eating as much as an Elephant eats?
>Did you think that prime shit was free?
>Now for you debts you will answer to me~

>>18081123

I see....

And Chailguns?

I know they're hilariously powerful, but I doubt we can take them out without asking first anyway.

>>18081125
and i saved that in my scenario pool for use down the line

"SUSAN! SUSAN! Shirou's been missing for a few days.
We found a new tunnel in his room that led to this river of chocolate. We think he went there."
EPIC WILLY WONKA RESCUE ARC

GUYS ONLY, [because. well idk, just because.]

>>18081123
>Anything too gamebreaking
>First week in school
>>Banged twins
>>(Almost) beaten santa
>>Harem started

>>18081138

>Guys only
>Keima and Kenji
>Bunny-mode + Goddess Mode activate
>Atomic rage

Oh yes. Let's do that.

>>18081144
but no guns that punch holes in mountains

>>18081136
R&D, weapons division.

They will require a shitload of energy to use though, both majaikal and physical.

i suggest sticking to pure MAJAIK for now.

why go for a gun that is lidicurously unweildy and impactrical, when you can just focus your majaik into a tighter stronger beam?


Although... a pair of gattling guns that fire silverware just seems too cool

>>18081125
Yeah I thought that was just a random thing someone else posted.

I just remembered LG saying he thought of Shirou like a dwarf from Dorf fort with the whole construction of the room

>>18081144
hmnnn well..

yeah i dont have a reply for that.

>>18081123
That's what I wanted to know

I was thinking we could set them up as small scale drain most the time until they hit a full charge then expend it as necessary with it recharging slowly.

And then if we need to we could force majaik into it but we would be unable to charge it until it hit 0 again and that would pretty much be another rocks fall hayate sleeps for a week moment if we mess it up

>>18081148
>>18081163

...But that's not game-breaking at all. Only that we are very suave motherfucker and the fight with Santa can be chalked up that it was a PRACTICE fight, ie Santa wasn't fighting at full power.

That evening, you hang out with the girls in the park.
As you lay under the stars on the grass, the two of them using your arms for pillows, you discuss your plans.

"Hey. Can we see your world?" Erica asks. "A normal world with no Aliums to fight and no war seems like paradise."

"and we feel that If we got to see the place taht made you what you are today," Ursula adds "we may get to understand you better."

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18081190
"Sure, I was planning on going there anyway."

>>18081190
Of course you can if you want to.

I might have to disguise myself while we are there though since I still have a $150,000,000 price tag on my head and i doubt mike would like us causing carnage outside the Grounds.

rolled 49 = 49

>>18081190
"ONLY if i can see yours first, a dimension of strife and battle able to produce such gems as you can't be all that bad."

>>18081190
"Of course you can come, though there isn't much left to see."
'I WILL get you back, bike'

>>18081190

Bring them, but suggest they wear pants to fit in with the natives

>>18081190
"You'd probably find it pretty boring. It's just a Baseline, after all.
"But, if you really want to...well, I'll have to disguise myself. I've still got that debt to the Yakuza, and Mike already warned us all about causing damage to the worlds we visit."

>>18081190

"Sounds like. But when I go back there, I'm going to have to dodge a 150 million dollar price on my head. It's going to be in, out, and goodbye forever. Maybe I'll try and burn it down before I leave."

Thousand yard stare.

"Maybe a place like that could be paradise to someone else, but I'd just as soon never go back. Once more and I'm done. Hopefully forever."

>>18081210
THIS.

SW crossover shenanigans.
I want to see SUSAN deal with being grabbed by almost a dozen witches in the bathhouse

>>18081224
>>18081201
Need a disguise.
inb4 Erica makes us crossdress the entire trip in that made outfit she picked out for us.

>>18081228

I like this one.

I like it a lot.

>>18081237
No. no. that happens in the SW universe.
majic girls arent rare there after all

>>18081229
And inevitably we turn it into a harem dimension somehow

Or they kill us in horrible ways and majaik us back to life.

>>18081237
Shit now I get the feeling LG planned this

>>18081228
>>18081210
>>18081229

Combine these.

>>18081244
No for OUR dimension.

Most other dimensions we couldn't give any shits about if we fit in or not

>>18081247
I dont have plans laid out for the specific cross dimension arcs.
but NOW that you mention that, i will just have make that into a major flag for the homecoming trip if we do that.

>>18081228

I like this one.

Sets the right tone for how we're doing our home-coming.

Full-team, weapons free.

We're getting that bicycle.

Plus if Mike confronts us, all we have to do is tell him our life story.

>crossdressing hayate in SW universe
>no pants

ohohohohoooo

>>18081244
>implying we didn't cross-dress back home to avoid the Yakuza
Why do you think we were calling ourself 'Susan'?

>>18081275
>>18081243
>>18081228
Goddammit no. We are not going to break the rules on vacation and endanger our career.

This is just a terrible idea.

>>18081264

I think we're seeing the visit home in different lights here.

You:
>Disguise, talk with twins, visit.

Us (well, a good chunk anyway)
>Rescue OP, fuck colateral damage, fuck Yakuza, full team, grab bike, fuck bitches, final destination.

>>18081291

We aren't going in with the intent to burn everything, even if we kinda want to.

We just want it quick and done with, so we can move on with life.

And with plenty of firepower in reserve because we are being hunted by the fucking mob for 150 million fucking dollars.

>>18081296
That's just a vocal minority.

The rest of us aren't to risk our career, or the careers of our friends, by being an idiot.

>>18081311
in, grab, OUT

>>18081320
Then tell that to the yahoos that want to pick a fight with the Yakuza when all we need to do is stay in disguise, find our bike, get it, and get out.

>>18081296
>>18081310
>>18081291

Yeah, let's be honest. We go there, we're going to see Yakuza toughs.

Violence bad and all that, but if we have to choose between them and the bike, we're getting the bike.

Besides, it'd be good practice for the team, going into hostile territory and doing a hit and run with people trying to hunt them.

>>18081281
Fuck why is hayate so cute as a trap

Whyboner.jpg

rolled 38 = 38

You do realise our bike's probably been sold by now, right?

Heck, everything that's ours probably got sold by our parents the day we ran away from the Yakuza.

>>18081340
>>18081310

THESE.

Guys, nothing good will come of a leisurely stroll back home. We want in and out.

If we can do this no muss, no fuss, that's great.

The odds are heavily stacked against that though. So we need to be ready for that shit.

I want the team there in case things go to shit. So we have support on the group if the situation goes tits up.

Not going in there with the intent to wreck shit, just prepared in case we have to.

>combining ideas
" Sure, but when I go back there, I'm going to have to dodge a 150 million dollar price on my head. It's going to be in, out, and all low key." You tell them. "And it's just boring there. Normal, no majaik. Just normal people living their normal lives normally."
"Can I see can see yours? A dimension of strife and battle able to produce such gems as you can't be all that bad."


"Well, Trude does want us to report back to command some time during the vacation." Ursula says.
"And we could introduce you to the other witches too, their minds would be blown to see a male magic user with abilities such as yours.." Erica adds.

"Well, how about we do both?" you ask them.
"Visit my place for a few days then yours?"
"Sure."
"Okay"

"Now, what order do we go in?" Erica asks as she furrows her brow.

[ ] yours, then theirs.
[ ] theirs, then yours.

>>18081340
Just because we see Yakuza thugs, doesn't mean we have to engage them.
With our powers we can avoid a fight.

>>18081340
the difference is between walking down the street with a prepaid card worth 10k and dragging a radio flyer full of cash around

if we get mugged, it's not because we begged for it

>>18081356

>Parents

They had already abandoned him to his fate and disappeared about a couple of weeks before the quest started. They're gone.

>>18081380
Ours, then theirs.

Get this unpleasantness quickly done and over with.

I think we will show them ours once they have shown us theirs

>>18081356
your parents disseapeared before the yakuza came for you.

Your bike was the only belonging you could take when you escaped from them

It's in your old apartment.

I suggest you guys read Mikes quick guidelines for the trip home.

I will be planning the route accordingly with [DISMISSAL] and [PUNISHMENT] in the mix
>use magic against normal yakuza
>PUNISHMENT
>use magic against yakuza to blow up yakuza hideout in the middle of tokyo
>DISMISSAL

>>18081380

If you aren't going to let us organize a proper plan for the team for our world, then let's at least do that second.

>>18081385

How would having a couple of our friends chilling nearby be begging for a fight?

Because that's all it would be.

>>18081376
First, we only need a day to grab the bike. We can spend the rest of our time in some other city of Japan.

Second, if we bring the entire team, and a fight DOES break out, that's going to be used against us as evidence that we expected trouble and that instead of avoiding it like we were supposed to, that we ran headfirst into it.

>>18081422
>>18081418
>>18081382
>>18081385

I believe the plan isn't to go looking for a fight, but be ready for one.

Also, I think you guys have forgotten how much ass Hayate can kick with zero magical assistance.

>>18081422
Do you only want to get a team together to fuck up a NORMAL NON MAJAIK EXPOSED world?

YOur new powers of insivibility and limited teleportation should be enough to avoid trouble.
Not to mention Frau's impressive disguise mode.

Well, if you want to go in guns blazing and risking your future carreer. all the more luck to you.
i will have to plan accordingly on my end

>>18081380

>Go to their dimension
>Dimension mishap happens
>End up in SWQ spin-off dimension
>Drive the MC of SWQ up the wall with our gentelmanly behavior and by being a playa' with the girls.

>>18081429

>Expected Trouble

We have a 150 MILLION dollar bounty.

We will be TRYING to avoid trouble. But that's going to be almost completely impossible.

Guys. just make a decision for now of what order you want to go.

You can leave for your destinations ANYTIME in the 5day period.
You still have to return to the Bureau to switch Dimensions anyway, so you can pick people/make plans for further companions if needed.

>>18081461
So instead of using our disguise mode, invisibility, and teleportation, as well as instant recall back to the Bureau, you want to bring along a combat team of Bureau operatives and endanger the careers of everyone involved.

Because that's what you, and the people calling for bringing along our team, are doing.

>>18081445

The original idea (granted, this was prior to some of the other shit that's come up) was to do the whole runabout with the team as a bonding thing to everybody's homes. Or at least everybody who wanted to do that.

The guy who was on home turf basically calling the shots there.

When we got to ours we were going in fast, low key, and with plenty of support nearby just in case.

And thus THAT GUY appears in MSQ

HURR WE KILL THEM ALL.
HURR BURN THE WORLD
HUH, WHAT REPERCUSSIONS?

>>18081429
We have more things to do that visit our home.

Spend as little time as possible there and check out some worlds which are not full of PTSD inducing memories for us

>>18081482
Why should we bring a team anyway? It's just stupid.
In that dimension no-one can touch us, we don't need more power. Besides Erica and Ursula will come with us, that's 2 more peole than needed.

>>18081477
I suggest going to SW dimension. That seems more fun.

>>18081488
but a group of 7+ people isnt exactly low key.

>>18081477
Still voting we do Hayate's dimension first, with just Hayate, Erica, and Ursula.
Then we visit their SW dimension.

>>18081445
Nope LG it's one person out of the lot of us arguing for that.

Plan it if you want but we will do everything to avoid it

>>18081482

>Go in, grab bike, extract, contingency plans in case something goes wrong.

This is needlessly endangering careers?

I'm saying we should avoid that shit, and so are most of the people in support, but we wanted support in case the shit well and truely hit the fan.

I'm pretty sure we'll be forgiven for a mishap in the EXTREME CASE of potential mortal danger.

Most likely we won't need to do any of that shit, but it's always better to have and not need than need and not have.

>>18081538
>potential mortal danger.
>3 magic users with leg jets, tealasers, and other bullshit
>a couple dozen yakuza with pistols and katanas.

YEAAAAAAAAH, you clearly have no idea of subtlety.

>>18081514

It is if they go to a nearby cafe while we solo unless we call for back-up.

That's all I'm suggesting.

Not guns blazing, not a uniform march.

Just having them nearby in case the shit hits the fan.

They grab lunch, we grab bike. Probably alone.

Then we re-group and leave.

Otherwise it's Identical to all the stealthy convoluted plans you guys might have.

>>18081538
Yes, it's needlessly endangering because you're suggesting we bring in a full operative team of 7 members.

We have time stop, invisibility, teleportation, and Stargate recall. That's on top of Hayate's own improved personal combat abilities.

Bringing along a team would only make things more dangerous because, that's more people that can attract attention.

guys, still waiting on some sort of consensus here.

>>18081581
I agree. We don't NEED to bring anyone, we will take the Twins because they want to come with us.

>>18081592
Erica's and Ursula's home dimension

>>18081538
Because there will really be anything in our home dimension of mundane shit that will be so dangerous we can't run?

Shit mike said our devices can port us home so if things go south we call home and take the flak for that which would be vastly smaller than the trouble for murdering a few dozen people and letting everyone see majaik

>>18081528

At least two.

And we aren't saying 'kick in the door, kill all mofos'.

At least I'm not.

>>18081579

THIS is more along the lines of the 'whole team' plan.

If anything, having more of us together drops the odds of having to go LOL magic, as more than one member of the team other than us can non-magic combat.

>>18081418
I'm late, haven't finished catching up, but, can we safely use magic to serve them tea?

Still don't regret staying up for the end of last night's thread.

>>18081592
SW dimension then ours.

Then see if anyone else wants to head out to their home and wouldn't mind us tagging along

>>18081592
Strike Witches first.

>>18081579
>>18081538
You haven't considered this from the point of view of a disciplinary hearing, have you?

By bringing along a team, you admit that you expected trouble. That we intentionally and knowingly entered into a situation where majaik-use might be revealed to a witnesses from a world without majaik-knowledge, and dragged along an entire team with us. How do we justify Prime Directive-breaking trips just to recover an item of sentimental worth?

As for convoluted stealth plans, all it is that the girls wear skirts and we use Frau to disguise Hayate as a girl. Simple, easy, and the Yakuza are looking for a guy, not a girl.

Reposting since i think some of you guys need to reread it.

>"you will be given the chance to go back home if you wish. Stargate access will be available to all trainees through-out the vacation."

"you will be allowed to go to a Dimension that's not yours, providing that you will be accompanied by a native."

>"Use of majaik infront of witnesses in dimensions where Majaik is not widespread knowledge is discouraged. Your devices will be monitored to look out for such incidents. If you are proven to have done so, and disrupted said dimension, you will be punished by the Bureau accordingly."

"To get back here you need only tell your Devices that you wish to do so. We will pull you in through the Stargate then."

>"I hope you all enjoy your vacations, obey the guidelines and keep safe."

Now i don't know about you guys, but ushering a team of 7 people around, when we can just be with twins we adore, isn't exactly my idea of enjoyment.

>>18081616
Small things should be ok, just nothing flashy so no impromptu banquets from thin air

>>18081647
Also, he seems to think that the Yakuza are omni-present and omniscient. Jesus, a simple disguise is all we need.

>>18081592

We're all agreed on doing our home LAST. So we can do the Twins first.

>>18081613

>If anything, having more of us together drops the odds of having to go LOL magic, as more than one member of the team other than us can non-magic combat.

That was actually the point I was going for, but you seem to have made it more eloquently.

Having decent non-magic fighters DROPS the odds of us needing magic.

Us using magic to wreck shit? BAD.

Us wrecking shit with no magic? NO PROBLEM.

Sorry if i wasn't clear on my view point before.

>>18081613
See I have no problem with a group of is going anywhere just make sure it is like you said nice and quiet.

The problem I had was he other idiot saying go in and blow up half our dimension

rolled 41 = 41

Fuck's sake, guys, we just need to decide where we're going first.

>>18081681
>>18081675
Fuckin' timing.

>>18081647
>>18081656
>>18081665

Yes, abusing magic is bad, that's also what we're saying.

>>18081538
>>18081579
>>18081613
>>18081675

>If anything, having more of us together drops the odds of having to go LOL magic, as more than one member of the team other than us can non-magic combat.

Soooo....
I take it's SW dimension first?


>>18081616
maybe. you can try and pass it off as a magic trick.

>>18081723
yes SW dimension first.

>>18081680

I'm the guy you quoted, as well as one of the 'idiots'.

Note >>18081613
>>18081579

We don't want 'Guns Blazing'. We want to be READY for 'Guns Blazing' IF WE HAVE TO.

>If anything, having more of us together drops the odds of having to go LOL magic, as more than one member of the team other than us can non-magic combat.

Just have the guys get lunch across the street or something.

If, IF we need them, they're on call.

That was the entirety of the 'bring everyone' plan.

>>18081723

Yeah, we agreed on that immediately. We're just talking out the best way to handle the bike rescue before we get around to our place.

OKAY. how about this.
We only take people with us IF THEY INSIST TO GO.

Dont go around the dorms saying "HEY I MIGHT GET INTO A FIGHT, COME WITH ME."

just go tell people "Im going home for vacation, how about you?"

>>18081763
And it's still a needlessly useless plan.

If it works, we dragged people away from their vacation and whatever they were doing.

If we get into a fight, then having the team there will be a red flag to the disciplinary hearing that we expected a fight and went in anyway, instead of avoiding the situation altogether.

>>18081763
Our team will have their own homes they'll want to return to for break as well. It'd be fine to bring them along if they ask, but conscripting them for our own problems is somewhat selfish. Also, we are in training to defend our own dimension, which means using our powers without upsetting the norms of the dimension. Consider this a practice run of getting around with the bare minimum use of majaik.

>>18081763
At this point I could not care less.

I just want us to get moving and check shit out

>>18081791

I think that we should be SLIGHTLY more honest than that.

"Hey, I need to go home and grab some things. Might be trouble, you want in?"

Not some huge open recruitment drive, Just a quick heads-up to our team, Not painting a terrible picture.

But honest. I mean, we are hunted by the mob back home, but if we put THAT out the whole team might want to follow us.

We should see if there is time for us to check out some of the others homes too.

After all we might have to help them out sometime in the future so a little intel might be useful

>>18081853
>I mean, we are hunted by the mob back home, but if we put THAT out the whole team might want to follow us.
We might have already told them that, when we came clean to them.

>>18081675
>>18081809
>>18081827
>>18081763

All good points.

Compromise has been suggested >>18081791

and amended >>18081853

I think the last one's a good plan.

>>18081872
Pretty sure we did because it was a total come clean with them rather than a oh yeah this is my real name

rolled 18, 36 = 54

Okay.

Sensibility time.

We go to SW first. We meat their friends, good time had by all.

Then home. We have some stuff to pick up, and some mobsters to avoid. OR inhumanely wipe off the face of the earth. Pretty sure we can get some regular weaponry in SWU too. That's not magical. Run shooting yakuza by mike.

>>18081778
>"we agreed"
>taking your word on that.

"We'll since I only need a day at most to get what i wanted to grab back in my dimension, it's not like i have anyone waiting back there, how about we go to your dimension first so you two and spend as much time as you need at home?"
you tell them.
"All right."
"Sounds like a plan." They reply.

Later that evening, with Ursula sleeping soundly on one side of you, Erica tells you stories of her home dimension.
".....and then they say Rommel punched him in the face, after hiding in the fridge for a day."
Your mind can only imagine parallels of historical figures from your world doing such things.
"Oh, also. If Shirley ,that's the tit monster i was talking about, ever catches you alone somewhere, you should run as fast as you can out of there."
"I'll do just that." you tell her.

............................................

The following morning after some breakfast and packing some stuff in your folio, you and the twins head down to the Stargate located inside the AdMin building.

There you find another pantsless individual with a duffle bag identical to the twins' laying by her feet.

The twins walk ahead to meet her, and they talk a bit.
She then turns to you.
"So, this is the guy you two have been telling me all about..."

And yes I typed "meat" on purpose.

>>18081895
>>18081872

Then clearly they'll appreciate that there might be trouble.

>>18081877
>>18081853

Sounds solid.

We aren't going to force them , but let's not turn down help.

>>18081932
"Pleasure to meet you, I'm (Susan? Hayate?) and I will be imposing upon your home for a short while."

>>18081926
>We meat their friends
>MEAT

hahaha, i like how you think

>>18081959
I've been going for inter-dimensional harem since MSQ Part 1.

>>18081968
Me too.

When mike did his bitches talk that was the first thing I thought of

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
WHEN IN ROME...

new thread will be up at 2100

>>18081990

yay!

I think someone needs to archive this thread, I dont think it's up.

>>18081932

Have sudden horrible revelation that they're German.

WW2 German. As in Nazis.

I don't think Hayate's noticed that yet, and probably knows they're fairly good people.

But I think that's a sobering thought anyway.

>>18081926

"Magical mayham is banned?"
"Yes."
"What about NON-Magical mayham?"
"Technically outside our jurisdiction, bu-"
Lean out doors "Yeah, all the guns we can carry." Lean back in. "Thanks Mike."

Leave before he says anything.

does this count as thread 14 or should i put down 13 OVERTIME?

>>18081990
>When in rome
So we're going to walk around in our panties without other form of pants?

>>18082022

New.

>>18082022

nevermind someone did it already

>>18082016
nazis were cool with the japanese.

and the SW germans werent nazis, just germans

>>18081932
When in Rome.
OH.
Hell.
Yes.

>>18082037
Well, depends on which Strike Witch dimension we're going to.
If it's the one that planefag created, yes, they're Nazis, but Hitler didn't get a chance to put some of his more insane plans into action, thanks to Witches not being cool with genocide. Then the Martians ate him.

okay guys. the SW universe is world where magic/majaik is a daily thing.
not much PUNISHMENT in store here.
unless you kill someone or something.

watch out for shirley.
oh and if you find a P61 parked in a hangar somewhere...

>>18082060
We totally need to meet a Roman during a hot spring episode. As in, a historical Roman searching for inspiration for his Therma.
Don't forget that Kraus can translate.

>>18082071
>shirley
>P61
Tell me more.

>>18082071
Jump in and have a ride with the twins?

>>18082071
I hope we're gonna get some sort of Strike Witches world primer for those of us that do not into Strike Witches (like myself). Cause linking to wikis aren't always useful, unfortunately.

>>18080861
>Next to Sakura, Nanoha grips her staff tightly with a shaking hand.

Im surprised noone caught Nanoha almost going EXTERMINATUS on your home dimension

MSQ: WHEN IN ROME...WITH GUEST APPEARANCE BY PLANEFAG OF SWQ FAME!

>>18082139
Pants less girls fly around shooting things and groping each other. The series

Plus if the others dislike us and give us some
shitty storage room to sleep in, we can totally
butler-magic us a nice little cafe.

Also when were back, should we initiate the nagi sequence of events?

>>18082148
Not before we get our bike, damnit!
After that… well, we couldn't let her potentially get dismissed

>>18082139
okay quick outline.

girls have magic.
they fight aliens.

to fight aliens they use STRIKER UNITS.
basically magic engines strapped to thier legs.

It's set in an alt timeline ww2.
Some historical people are now female.
CHUCK YEAGER, now charlotte yeager
They use guns.
Sprout animal ears and tails when using magic.


oh and they dont wear pants.
[mostly for easier striker unit interface]
But the normal women seem to have taken it up as some sort of fashion statement.

Its basically CUTE GIRLS DOING CUTE THINGS WITH NO PANTS ON AND FIGHTIN ALIENS IN THE SKY

We should have taken the magical girl trio with us.

How powerful is Madoka in this setting, anyway? How does she compare to her original version?

>>18082166
Nagi events?

>>18082193
Danke

>>18082197
thats the series of events that trigger the whole hayate no gotoku series.


>>18082196
NANOHA is in advance classes
MADOKA is in them too

>>18082193
So, are we using a generic Strike Witches Canon, and the two girls are from Karlsland?
Or are we using Planefag's/Strike Witches Quest alternate Canon, with real-world names and Chuck and Charlotte Yeager as siblings?

rolled 7 = 7

>>18080861
>Amazoness also in tears tries to comfort her.

For some reason I read that as
>Amazoness also in tears tries to comfort herself. and I sad Aww'd

Just thought I'd share that...

>>18082263
Unsure. your decisions tomorrow will solidify what canon i use.

[although an SWQ crossover would be hilarious]

The dimension the twins are from, the war has ended, they are rebuilding.
so it could be a spinoff of the true SW series, or a far flung conclusion for SWQ.

the couple of decisions tomorrow will indicate witch path you go down in.

>>18082314
>witch path
Dohohohoho...

>>18082314
Well, don't worry too much about which one you end up using.

Even though there's a Prime Branch of each Canon, the Anime and Manga areas of the Forest are unusually resilient when it comes to alternate timelines.

So we could end up in a SWQ-alternate-sub-beta timeline, that was the same as the main Strike Witches Quest timeline until the point when MC and his crew got the call about the invasion of England, and then diverged there somehow.

We need to develop Reading Steiner asap, if time shenanigans are going to be afoot our minds are going to need to be immune to them.

>>18082148
Too bad Shirou wasn't there

>Shirou just looks absentmindedly, his face indication just a single thought. Fudge.

Also, I don't think we should have told them our past. None of the suggestions indicated that.

>>18082399
last thread called for it.
mostly to flaunt the paradox hat

>>18082399
It had come up last night, during the end of the previous thread. And you may note LG's "I need to refresh more" follow up.

>>18082399

There was a general sentiment towards coming clean, just... not under those circumstances.

The original plan was to go dimension hopping as a team, bonding, and then the last stop was Hayate's. Everyone got a reminder that they had a nice life prior to this. Happy good times.... and then:

>Bike.
>Summary of life to date, LOOKING LIKE A CHILD ON CHRISTMAS THAT WE GOT OUR BIKE BACK IT WAS OUR ONLY FRIEND!
>Why's everybody crying?

Then there was tell everybody because the deserve to know, then down-play that shit in favor of the TIME TRAVELIN' HAT.

Which ended up picked.

>>18082443
>>18082451
>>18082457

Oh well. It's not that BIG of a fuck-up.
I would have preferred to keep it for ourself and only reveal to those whit who we have close and/or intimate relationship

>>18082483
Like the people we are going to spend how long with?

Seriously short of the twins our team and mike and Ryuu we won't have many people we will be that good friends with.

And given we are working on making one of our team into a girl so we can bang him and subtly working on most the females we meet telling our sob story is the least of the trouble we could get up to

rolled 86 = 86

>>18081932
>"Oh, also. If Shirley ,that's the tit monster
>Shirley
>Tit Monster
Bwahahaha...

>>18082443
Also, You know who I'd love to see when we get to our own dimension... pic related

>>18082483
That's pretty much who we did tell. And if we're telling Sakura we may as well tell Nanoha up front, since her role of Sakura's New Best Friend, she'd likely be getting it second hand

>>18082638
Just make sure not to tell Madoka.
We don't want everyone to die.

rolled 61 = 61

>>18082638
I don't see ANY way that could turn out badly...
Nope...

....

Fuckin shit...

rolled 94 = 94

>>18082584
Is it just me, or does the top butler in that pic remind you of the current iteration of The Doctor?

I wonder...

Do we age while we work for the idpkb?

Cause mike said he worked like 250 cycles for them

>>18082699
With all the sweet majaicky science around, I'm sure rejuv/life extension is available.

>>18082721
Yeah it just came to me while I was sitting there.

Either way mike is an old gorilla and we have impressed the shit out of him

>>18082760
Immortal Butler, dapper as fuck, with a time manipulation device. Hail the king.