Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo MS quest

Goddammit Landing Gear, now I have to balance Butler awesome with Pilot awesome. Also, PANIC MODE ERICA IN DOMINAZI MODE. I KNOW WHAT HER EXTREMITIES DO TO GENITALIA!

>>18047793
.... Fuck yeah!

rolled 36 = 36

>>18047793

"...Yes Mistress"

>>18047793
I was upset. I was pumped for shirou quest.

>>18047793
"Worth it."

Insane grin on our face.

Never stop smileing.

Not once.

Apologize, act sincire as we have to. Submit to the kinky.

And never.

Take that shit-eating grin.

Off the face.

Not even for a second.

>>18047793
"Yes, angel, I do think I can get away with it."

Then, take the all of the pain (and pleasure) with a cocky smirk and raised eyebrow. Make it seem like despite everything she's doing, you're secretly in control, or there's a joke there that only you see. It will drive her crazy (in a good way).

>>18047793
A gentleman never has regrets.

>>18047916

>That mental image.

Oh god, now I can't stop picturing Hayate troll-facing.

In a skirt, tied down, butler gear, whatever.

I just see his face as 'problem?'

We have to do this.

>>18047916
>>18047939
>>18047957

Combine these.

"I only regret it wasn't you."

Then take what she dishes.

Then we ask if she'll autograph our improptu porn-shoot.

..................
Gai stands under the shade of a tree.
In his hands a bottle of forty.
He solemnly pours some of it out on to the ground.

....................
Shirou is sitting in the dark fudge cave he's managed to carve out of his room. Tears rolling down his eyes.

........................
Keima watches the recording of the two of you dancing.
Elsie is sobbing into his shoulder.
....................


Erica faces the Adriatic.
Behind her, the castle that serves as the 501st's base of command looms quietly.
She tosses her hat into the water, "Im sorry."

........................
Mike finishes his report for the day.
Deleting records and fixing entries where needed.
"Goddammit kid, I told you to make sure noone gets hurt." he mutters.

.....................
They found your body in front of the East Nerima Hospital.
On you they find suitable identification. A blank grey slab of plastic falls out of your back pocket as they strip you.

Your body is covered in what appears to be whip marks and scratches.
YOur genitals are crushed beyond recognision. Cause of death recorded as shock and blood loss.


-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-==-=-
BAD END.

[ ] reload

>>18048042

>"I only regret it wasn't you."

Deflecting, complimenting, while still implying we have the hots for her sister?

This is smooth. Damn man, you've got practice don't you?

>Then we ask if she'll autograph our improptu porn-shoot.

Alternatively: Ask her out on a proper date.

Suggest catching a movie afterwards. Prepare troll-face.

>>18048079

SEE! SEE I TOLD YOU! DEM HANDS, OUR GENITALS, GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!

>>18048079

>What

Landing Gear is enjoying his bad ends way too much.

>>18048079
Saw that one coming. Rolling for bluff check.

Tell her that i was saved her life from a black widow on her ass.

>>18048079

Methinks you've ben hanging out with Papa-N too much.

Alternatively: I really can't see >>18048042
>>18048092

Going that badly.

>>18048092
I'm voting for this.

rolled 66 = 66

>>18048154
I may be retarded.

>>18048179
You're definitely retarded, but it has nothing to do with not being able to roll dice. That lie is fucking stupid.

[x] reload

...................
You stir in the darkness, your body aching in more ways than one.

Someone is knocking on your windows.
You try to get up and see who it is but Erica beats you to it.

"Hey what're ........ here?"
"....was lonely"
"Okay. Okay."
"You take that side. I'll take this."

A pair of soft bodies press up against you on either side.
Turning to your left, you find ursula making herself comfortable.
Saying nothing, you wrap your arms around them and the three of you head back to sleep

>>18048092

>Suggest catching a movie afterwards.

Oh god yes.

You sir are amazing.

>Deflecting, complimenting, while still implying we have the hots for her sister?

I like this.

Hits the right balance between 'sorry' and 'I regret nothing' while also very subtly implying a threesome.

>>18048271
Yeah, this is going to end up in an interesting and fucked up triangular relationship. I am so okay with that. Give them both a comforting, protective squeeze and get ready for an interesting morning.

>>18048271
Nice.
Go back to sleep, and let's try to wake up before they do, so we can prepare breakfast for them again.

>>18048271

One the one hand, daww...

On the other, No reaction to >>18048042
>>18048092
>>18048305

That is some of my A-Game right there, both with scoring and trolling.

>>18048318
>>18048306

Seconding.

Whatever this is, we should be supportive of it.

>>18048357

Feel your pain bro.

Morning comes. You wake up in bed with two warm bodies pressed up against you.
You get up off the bed as smoothly as you can as Ursula tries to grab onto you.

Managing to shake her off, you watch as she reaches across the bed and pulls Erica close.

You stand there for a few moments watching them sleep

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
>>18048357
i really should refresh more.

>>18048462
Prepare delicious breakfast, serve it to them in bed.

>>18048462

Make traditional German breakfast of course. Get Klaus, bust out tea set and assorted cold meats and cheeses. Also, breads and sweet toppings. We're going to do this proper, german style.

>WE ARE CLASSIEST BUTLER

>>18048462

Get up without waking them.

Prep breakfast.

>>18048462
Breakfast in bed. Those two are fucking adorable. Also, check for bruises.

rolled 37 = 37

Quick shower.
Then prepare breakfast.
Smells should wake atleast Erica up.
Serve it to them in bed

>>18048462

Have a nice breakfast waiting for them.

Also subtly play up injuries from whatever Erica did to us.

Not enough to make it look like bitching, but enough to make the discomfort obvious. While saying nothing and not acknowledging the topic.

This will either make her feel guilty or make her think we've been suitably punished, either of which is good.

As far as the other shit goes.....

Try typing it up in notepad or something, and the refreshing right before paste/spellcheck.

Worked well for my quest, moved about as slow as yours.

But those posts also sandwiched your HUEHUEHUE, so I'm actually shocked you missed it.

You can always retcon if you want. Obvious, small, and/or accidents are all readily overlooked when it comes to that.

>>18048577

This post. Takes everything the others are saying and refines it into a smooth course of action.

I can get behind this.

>>18048462
Quietly and quickly shower, then prepare breakfast.
Bonus if we can serve it to them in bed, but a nice little table with a single black tulip would be fine.

>>18048577
Yeah, I like this

>>18048577

The codex astartes supports this action. So long as it's a German breakfast so as to earn MAXIMUM BROWNIE POINTS

You pad softly across the room, and grab your towel.
Down in the baths you check the damage from the night before.

Slightly red whip marks allover, scratches in your back. Your little majordomo still thankfully functional.

'goddamn, she was rough last night'
'YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE ENJOYING IT THOUGH, YOU COCKLUMP' your partner mentally says.
'But her feet! Her strong, dexterous feet.. Soo wrong, but felt so right.'
'QUIT WHINING YOU CUNT. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW SHE HAS YOU FULLY WHIPPED.'

In his office, drinking his coffee, Mike feels the inexplicable urge to put on some sunglasses and say, "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

You head back to your room, a quick peak confirms that both of your guests are still asleep.
Activating Kraus you begin to whip up some breakfast.

The smell of hot bread and jam wakes Erica up, and she gently shakes Ursula awake as well.

The two of them try to get out of bed but you stop them.
"Ladies," You tell them as you arrange some bed trays "Please don't bother getting up on my account. Breakfast will be served in bed."

>>18048903
Serve the twins breakfast in bed. We should be able to handle it ourselves, let Jakob sleep in a little, considering how he exhausted himself last night.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18048903
Let's go ahead and cut to the chase. When do we get to make Keima overdose on our dick?

>>18048991
And let's not bother getting dressed. They can admire our lean physique, as well as the marks Erica left, while we serve them. I don't think Ursula will mind getting to see us like this, considering how she was snuggled up on our naked/mostly naked self last night.
>>18049012
Soon. Soooooon.

>>18048903

Quietly, Subtlely, play up the injuries. Not enough to look like a baby, but like a pat on the back gets a suppressed wince.

Never say a word or loose our composure completely though.

As far as the 'whipped' comments go, we know he can't actually read our mind, just our mood.

So let him feel a smug 'I know something you don't' and refuse to explain.

>>18049019

Pants on, no shirt. Enough to give them a view, not enough to make it look like we're flaunting it and/or making Ursula feel weird.

>>18049117
I'm thinking boxers. That should be sufficient.

>In his office, drinking his coffee, Mike feels the inexplicable urge to put on some sunglasses and say, "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

can i get a draw fag?

>>18048903
Give Erica the self-porn after breakfast.

You serve the two of them in bed. [breakfast for now, maybe something else on a later date]
You fake difficulty in moving as you do so.

"You okay there Teapot?" Erica asks
"Oh it's nothing" You respond "please don't mind me."
"I guess i went overboard last night with the whippings huh?"
You see Ursula blush furiously at this.
"E-Erica!"
"Oh, don't be such a prude. We were just having a little fun, it's all."

Turning to Ursula you say "I hope you had a good night's rest."
"Yes, I did. You were very warm." She says with a smile.
"If you need a bed warmer, please dont hesitate to ask me again." You say as you throw Erica a small smirk on the side.

"OI." Erica cuts in."Just because we agreed on this open ended thing, does'nt mean you can go after my sister. Well, not yet."

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18049155
"Yet."

>>18049164
AND THEN A SUPER SMIRK.

>>18049117

>So let him feel a smug 'I know something you don't' and refuse to explain.

Does he know we're angling for twins?

Because if he doesn't figure it out, we aren' telling him.

Also if Erica asks us if the whole 'sister' thing is weird our response needs to be, word for word: "Not at all. I'm glad to see you two are so close."

Sounds completely innocent, and even if she spots the 'hidden subtext' I don't think she'll comment on it. If she does act totally oblivious. If there's one thing Hayate can do, it's act completely oblivious to innuendo.

>>18049181
In YOUR endo!

>>18049170
>>18049164

No, too forward. "Yet?"

Quirk an eyebrow.

Make her wonder if you were actually making an innuendo.

Remember, butlers never outright say anything. Butlers never let you know what they're thinking. Butlers are the undisputed masters of psychological warfare.

>>18049232
Agreeing with this. Let's go for subtle.

>>18049232
Include a little twitch of a smile too, along with the eyebrow quirk.

>>18049164
>>18049232
this, then follow it up with "I have a video I think you'd enjoy, and Ursula might like as well"

Then hand her the security camera footage with no other comment.

>>18049232

Agreed, too much.

On the other hand, we have a chance to tease Ursula with the fact that we've been fucking her identical twin.

"Identical" being the key. So we've effectively seen her naked.

rolled 6 = 6

"Miss Ursula, please advice me when the opportune time comes for hitting on you. So that I may prepare for the deed accordingly."

EVIL GRIN.

>>18049276
THIS.
Elegant and trolly.
i like.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18049155
I assure you Angel we meant that in a purely platonic sense

Hey guys, I think we're laying it on a bit thick here.

Suggestion: We act classy, deflect potential harm with obfuscating stupidity and never flat out say something we can imply with a subtle jab hidden in a metaphor.

We should only ever make the big move just prior to big reveals.

Until then, we make everybody dance like puppets.

>>18049330
No, we didn't. Do not lie. Be evasive, redirect, whatever, but don't lie. We want to fuck Ursula and Erica at the same time.

rolled 46 = 46

>>18049232

this

>>18049353
This is absolutely correct.

>>18049353

An exellent point.

And with that in mind...

>>18049181
>>18049232
>>18049270
>>18049275
>>18049330

These are all excellent.

Also tell Erica that Mike gave us the tape, said he thought we'd find it interesting, and never actually said what it was.

Let her think we know nothing about it, see how she reacts.

She might suggest watching it. In which case we need to act waaaay too shocked to try and stop the tape, acting very-foot-in-mouth through the whole thing.

Bonus points if nobody snaps out of it until the end.

>How'd you know?
>I didn't.

"Yet?" You ask with a slightly raised eyebrow
Erica sticks her toungue out at you in response.
Turning to Ursula, you say with a small bow "Miss Ursula, please advice me when the opportune time comes for hitting on you. So that I may prepare for the deed accordingly."
This earns you as buttered roll to the face from Erica as Ursula attempts to hide behind a napkin.

After breakfast is done, you escort the two ladies to thier room. The pair opts to use the stairs instead of flying.

Walking back down, you find Shirou once again trying to dig out his room. He has now managed to carve out a tunnel about 3 meters deep.
You sagely decide to ignore him and get ready for class.

>>18049358

Are we lieing?

I personally like to think that Hayate angles for enough near-miss innuendoes that nobody has any idea if he's actually 'going there or not'.

I think we shouldn't say something like "Of course we didn't mean it like that" and go for something like "Of course, but what did that have to do with the conversation?"

Obfuscating stupidity is our SOP.

The thought occurs that Ursula may take an interest in attending to our wounds as well.

>>18049181
This! Subtle, with a delicious subtext. Exactly what we should aim for. They are bright girls, they will catch on.

>>18049470
Make sure we put the elevator footage in our bag. Later, give it to Ursula saying, "Here, could you give this to Erica for me? It's the footage from when we were in the elevator. I think she'll want to watch it." Then walk away, knowing that Ursula will secretly watch us fucking Erica (dressed up as Ursula) and keep it to herself at that.

>>18049470

>Come to consensus.
>OP already picked a response, typed up a response, and then posted without refreshing.
>Tone has completely changed

Every time.

EVERY FUCKING TIME.

AND NOT JUST THIS QUEST!

ALL OF THEM!

OH well, let's see what we can salvage from this then.

>Mahou action-adventure anime crossover fan-fiction dating sim quest
>Disregard single route approach
>Date every girl and go for maximum good end

>>18049488
>One twin causing wounds, the other soothing them
Stopitboner.jpg

Alll the time Erica has spent in our room overnight has given me an idea for our next power "Wardrobe"

We carry a small bag from which we can pull the most appropriate outfit for the situation at hand for anybody.

Formal party? fancy dress.
waking up before school? school uniform.
Spaceship leaking air and no way to stop it in time? emergency space suit completely supplied with oxygen.

All properly fitted for whoever the item is intended for, we can also do requests.

>>18049553
It should be one of those classy, victorian modesty screens.. I don't know what the fuck they are called, but it's essentially a shoulder high folding wall for privacy and nudey-covering.

>>18049514

No, best possible delivery of tape is this: >>18049434

Preferably after some sort of apology dinner to make up for all the awkwardness we've caused for Ursula with our fling.

And then we watch the tape, she hears "I didn't" and we're not back to square one, but several steps PAST square one.

Then we lock eyes with Erica and say with a gesture far more articulately than words ever could "Did that just happen?"

>>18049517

Oh god I know that feel. That's the feel of every quest ever.

You gotta force yourself to refresh.

Always refresh.

I really should try making plans again.
Quests go smoother with them
See diagram

>>18049641
Bohohohoho

>>18049517
Sorry. lol
I blame SWQ.

=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Classes for the morning went considerably well, with only one instance of Kenji standing on his seat and yelling "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE YOU FUCKING FEMINISTS".
Shirou spent most of that time downing chunks of fudge behind a book propped up on his desk.

As the bells for lunch ring, you ponder what to do.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ] give Erica the tape
[ ] give ursula the tape [head to R&D for this]
[ ] eat lunch with Mike
[ ] other

>>18049660
Give Erica the tape, suggest Ursula may enjoy it as well, say nothing about it when asked.

>>18049660
Give Ursula the tape. Stop by the Bar for alchemy lesson/

>>18049681

This + Lunch with Mike. Fuck yeah, let's spend time with Gorilla bro.

>>18049660
[x] Head to R&D, apologize if we've made anything awkward, say that this is the tape of him and Erica in the elevator and that Erica will want to watch it, then say we need to get going to our alchemy lesson.

>>18049660
>[x]Eat Lunch with Mike.
We want to save that tape for later. When we'll really need or want it.

>>18049641

Whatever you think is best.

I kinda dig the open-ended stuff more, but when you don't REFRESH it kinda fucks us.

>>18049651

In the name of all GMs everywhere: Fuck You. Running games is difficult, even without hard rules.

Little shits with entitlement issues is why I've stopped running entirely.

>>18049684
>>18049702
These. Set the ball in motion. Hand Ursula the loaded gun and let her use it herself.

>>18049736
Excuse me? I was Bohohoing about how fucked Susan could have been. Go project elsewhere, mate.

>>18049700
Second. Mike's been a real bro, even when it meant increased paperwork for him.
Owe him a salad. And beer. I don't think bananas will go over well unless he asks for them first.

>>18049684
>>18049702
Perfect. That set things up nicely.

>>18049660

R&D.

Give her the tape, act like we have no clue what it is, then hit up our alchemy teacher for lunch/lessons.

If he's not down we go hang with Mike.

>Mike's been awesome posts.
>My name happens to be Mike.
>Thus far all my posts are well received.

I know it's a coincidence that means nothing, but I found it amusing.

>>18049684
>>18049702

Tape to Ursula

Maybe imply that it is a tape of sexytimes but say that she is to give to Erica.

Then Alchemy

Really, guys, Alchemy lessons during lunch? That's all of an hour at most.
Better to get Alchemy lessons after class, when Ryuu will have more time for us.

As Erica heads out of the room for lunch, you run up to her.
"Hey, someone told me you might find this interesting."
"What is it?" She asks.
"I have no idea." you reply as you hand her the disc.

She walks away, as she pockets the disc, saying something about having lunch with Ursula.

You return to the room and find Mike sitting at his desk about to light up another cigar.

"Hey Mike," You tell him. "Wanna have lunch? My treat."

"What's this about?" he asks you suspiciously. "Do I need to cover for your ass again?"

>>18049918
It's mostly just an excuse for why we're down near R&D instead of up with Erica.
>>18049926
"No, I just really appreciate what you did. You're a real bro."

>>18049926
We can only pray that Ursula sees that tape. We should have given it to her personally.

>>18049951
Agreed. Oh well.

>>18048079
Oh god, my heart. T_T

>>18049926

Laugh, hard.

Thrown back head HAHAHA then say "Not yet."

Let him infer what he will.

Then say it's mostly because he's had our back so far, and we wanted to show a little appreciation for that.

Mostly.

Confirm or deny nothing about future plans, make him nervous. He should start to think that "Don't do that again" Means "Next time don't get caught."

rolled 61 = 61

Man we Re running the twincest train all the way to the station.

Also tell mike it's because he's been such a bro and covered our ass that we are offering

>>18049926
"No sir! You have had our back since we got here, and extracted me from a tough spot in my life. It has been a long time since I have had it this good. Now stop overthinking it and eat some lunch."

>>18049986

>"Not yet."

Best response.

Oh god. By the time we're done people are going to look at us and wonder why we're neck deep in ass and the subject of intense scrutiny by High command.

We should start rumors about ourselves just to fuck with people.

>>18050050
YES.

>>18050015
Second, though maybe we should add "I can't give any guarantees about the future, however."

"No, man." you tell him. "I just want to show you how much i really appreciate you going above and beyond the call of duty for me"

"Oh. Okay then." he asnwers, still not fully convinced. "Hit me up with a salad."

You activate Kraus and make mike a huge serving of apple walnut salad with a honey balsamic vinaigrette. You promptly follow this up with a large mug of Guinness.

You then prepare some pasta for yourself and sit down on the nearest desk.

The two of you spend the majority of the time chatting about random stuff as you eat.

Halfway through your meal the door slides open with a bang.

"Hey, Teabag! Wher'ed you get this tape?!"
Erica storms in.

OH SHIT. WAT DO

*****ROLL EM*****
Diplomacy check, best of 5.

>>18050146
Found it at my door with a note.

>>18050146

"From the surveillance camera, of course."

>>18050146
"Mike was kind enough to keep it from ending up in a disciplinary file. Would you like some lunch?"
>>18050168
Why do people keep fucking thinking that 'diplomacy' means 'bluff?' That is an outright fucking lie.

rolled 34 = 34

>>18050146
"It was swiped from Security. I thought that you would not be pleased if they had access to it."

rolled 14 = 14

>>18050188

Rolling for this one.

Point to mike.
"He gave it to me."
Run out of room

>>18050199
This

>>18050188
And no reason to out the source, Mike could get in trouble for it and might not be as willing to help out in the future.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18050222
lol reroll

rolled 95 = 95

>>18050188
This.

>>18050199
>>18050207
you guys suck at dice. But I'm probably no better.

>>18050199

This. Let us not rat out bro-tier Gorilla man.

rolled 83 = 83

I used my connections and grabbed it before it was seen by anyone. Why so concerned? I thought you'd enjoy watching it.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18050146

Seconding
>>18050181
It's just vague enough to be useful, and informative, without ratting out Mike.

rolled 96 = 96

"Sooo, did you like it?"
Shit eating grin

rolled 57 = 57

>>18050241
Though I would agree with what ever one else said to not actually name Mike. "A friend" got it for us.

>>18050316
Right, so you're actually backing >>18050199
Not saying who got it, just that we ended up with it, so that no one else would see it.

rolled 100 = 100

>>18050285


Also I fucking told you guys we should have given it to Ursula.

rolled 33 = 33

>>18050334

We give the tape to Ursula, Ursula watches it and gives it to Erica, Erica watches it and kills us.

rolled 65 = 65

>>18050333
I suppose, so.

>>18050334

She went to have lunch with her.

They probably watched it together.

'OH SHIT' you throw a quick looke over to Mike for back up.

You find an empty chair, and an equally empty salad bowl. The mug of beer is conspicuously missing.
'Goddammit.'

"So... Tell me, where did you get this?" She asks again as she waves the disc in front of your face.


"It was swiped from Security. I thought you wouldn't be pleased if someone else had access to it." You reply with a calm voice. "So... Did you like it?"

"I DID!" She answers. "Ursula didn't."

>>18050354

Or Ursula just keeps it to herself.

Also holy shit my rolls are on fire today.

>>18050360
Oh the shenanigans.

>>18050374
"Why did you watch it in front of her?"

>>18050374
>implying Ursula isn't getting off to it as we speak.

>>18050382
We didn't exactly tell her what as on it.

>>18050146
Sorry. I didn't want to say too much about it with everyone around. Care for some salad?

>>18050398
I know. I'm trying to redirect her sense of blame.

>>18050390
Erica is holding the disk, your suggestion is so impossible I think you successfully made me retarded for having read it.

>>18050374

Damn, that gorilla moves fast.

>>18050374

Blank Stare.

"Why did you- Of course she's going to- WHY DOES EVERYTHING BACKFIRE?!?"

"Seriously, this is going from 'unfortunate coincidence' straight to 'higher power actively screwing with me'."

>>18050403
>What is short term recall?

rolled 13 = 13

>>18050374
Shit, it's time for another bad end, isn't it?

"I... Shit. I'm sorry, I should have given you some warning."

Or >>18050432

>>18050403
Do you need a woman in the room with you to jack off to her?

If so congrats, you were already retarded.

>>18050374
"What? You watched it with her?" you ask while doing nothing to hide the amusement on your face.

"You didn't tell me what was on it you ass!" she explains. "I went down there for lunch and asked her to play it on one of the holoprojectors."

"Lo and behold, its fucking surveilance tapes from the elevator.
"You have no idea how confused and red Ursula was when it showed you making out with her."
"I was too enjoying watching it too much myself to realize and stop it halfway."


"You do realize she has a slight thing for you right?" she asks you.

rolled 87 = 87

>>18050461
Well I don't see that being my fault.

>>18050461
No, I'm a blind idiot with some serious learning disorders. I pay attention but I'm not going to rush things or be too aggressive about this. I'm a butler, master of subtlety and long term plans not a mad brawler of romance.

rolled 86 = 86

>>18050461
"I thought you were joking about that"

Find some way to make it up to her

>>18050461
"The thought did cross my....Alright, alright, yes. I had a suspicion that she might."
Placating hand motions required to keep Erica from killing us.

rolled 10 = 10

>>18050461
"No, I'm completely oblivious. You did tell her that I knew it was you, right?"

rolled 16 = 16

>>18050461
"Explain further"

>>18050461
Kinda noticed that when she didn't have a problem crawling into bed with me, and didn't slap me for grabbing her ass last night.

rolled 95 = 95

>>18050486
This is entirely our fault.

I'd like to again put forth my suggestion in >>18050439 but not the other one at this point.

>>18050461
"I woke up with her snuggling up to me on my left side. It's pretty obvious. The only reason I haven't pursued her as aggressively as I have you is out of respect for both her and you. I'm not going to lie - I think you're both beautiful - though it would be hard to think one is and not the other. I would like to be with both of you."

"Seriously, though, I didn't expect you to show it to her without watching it first."

rolled 5 = 5

>>18050461
No. I'm a blind, deaf, comatose lobotomy patient.

With awesome hair.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18050513
Wow, I can't into dice.

>>18050461
"Who DOESN'T have a thing for me?"
Is what I would say if I wanted another bad end.

"The blushing is a bit of a giveaway. I thought you'd enjoy the surprise, but I just didn't expect you to watch it with Ursula, damn. My fault entirely."

rolled 40 = 40

>>18050513
Goddamnit, why do people have to make far superior suggestions immediately after I post?

>>18050495
Going with this.

rolled 92 = 92

>>18050513
Shit, that is really good, especially since Erica always seems super shocked and touched when we speak our heart.

rolled 95 = 95

>>18050513

Going with this along with an apology for not telling her what was on the tape

>>18050461
I had suspicions.

>>18050513
Yeah, this sounds the best.

>>18050531
Latter part looks good to me. Seconding that.

I really don't want to endorse actively telling Erica we want a threesome with her sister.

Because That probably won't end well.

Honesty: Yes.

Flat out saying you were waiting for the moment to strike: Horribly awkward, out of character, and ends in castration.

"Who DOESN'T have a thing for me?"YOu answer with a cocky grin. She hits you on the head with the disc for this.

"In all seriousness though." You continue, "The blushing is a bit of a giveaway. I thought you'd enjoy the surprise, but I just didn't expect you to watch it with Ursula, damn. My fault entirely."

"Yes. It was all your fault. And you will have to make this up to us BIGTIME." she answers as she grabs you by the arm and pulls you in for a quick kiss.
"Dont bother making plans though, I'm sure we can figure something out ourselves."

The two of you spend the remainder of lunch with her on your lap and eating some biscuits.

The bells ring and classes start back up.

>>18050653

Yeah, >>18050513

Is not good end territory.

"We kinda were waiting for you to say it was cool before we fucked her. Because we totally want to. And you. Together."

rolled 37 = 37

>>18050660

We need to stop getting into these situations.

>>18050660
We need to spend a bit less time romancing and throwing parties and some more time hanging out with Ryuu and getting some more Alchemy down.

>>18050689
But they're so much fun.

But seriously, a bit less often, perhaps.

>>18050660
That... ended far better than I expected it to when I made the first part of that response.

rolled 6 = 6

>>18050689
Are you mad?

One of these times we gotta turn the tables on her.

I suggest some kind of restraining coat that we wear, but can flip out and over easily, so that when she thinks she has us, we turn it about and have her!

>>18050718
Are you insane?

>>18050660
Welp. Back to class.

Can we go over the kinds of force we're supposed to use on the job?
Like, are we closer to the TSAB and their "All Stun, All the Time" policy, or the TG's "Kill them all with a headshot from a mile away, reconstruct them with a nanite tank afterwards" policy?

rolled 21 = 21

>>18050716
No but I am concerned for the well being of our genitals.

rolled 86 = 86

>>18050718
Not sure about your methods, but yes we do.

>>18050730
We're Majaikal heroes with the ability to do a limited reality reset. We get in there, and get the job done. It may get messy, but it won't stay that way.

>>18050756
But that doesn't say anything about whether we use the "non-lethal only" methods of the TSAB, or the more ruthless operational protocol of the TG.

I doubt we're using the Hyper-Athenian or Closer methods, though. They're even more ruthless than the TG when it comes to it.

rolled 96 = 96

I like it how it is really.

Although we should totally get Ursula in on dominating her sister

lol Landing gear.

Touching down at the wrong castle.

rolled 42 = 42

>>18050797
Yess

rolled 3 = 3

>>18050810
lolol

rolled 50 = 50

>>18050810
Preemptively saying we add Shinku and Kenji to the team.

Add Sakura, she managed to take down a teacher, and we already know she likes us so no integration issues.

>>18050791

lol, very nice.

rolled 90 = 90

LOL LG NICE ONE DUDE

>>18050660
It's clear there is only one solution to our problems:

Flirt with more women.

rolled 21 = 21

>>18050837
>>18050852

Yeah fuck Kenji. Shinku and Sakura

The afternoon's classes went by faster than you had expected.
Shirou still sneaking lumps of fudges under his desk, Kenji still Screaming about "ALUIM FEMINAZI CONSPIRACIES".
MIke finishes the lesson by informing the class that they had to form teams of 7 for future activities.

Your class is composed of 42 trainees.
You have a team of 5 already.
You need 2 more.

WHO DO YOU PICK OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>Post in wrong thread.
>MFW

rolled 92 = 92

>>18050859
Heh.

LG: Regarding your post in the other thread-

Negi and Lily.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18050875
>>18050852
With added rolling

rolled 33 = 33

Add Sakura
And Matsuri

rolled 59 = 59

>>18050875
Negi and Lilly.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18050875
Shinku and Lilly

Sakura. Definitely. Need some classical GODO MODO MAHOU SHOUJO on our team.

rolled 42 = 42

>>18050875
Sakura and Shinku.

rolled 33 = 33

Sakura and negi for majic bombardment

rolled 67 = 67

>>18050875
Voting for Lily and Shinku.
The banter between Shinku and Kraus will be hilarious, and Jun getting jealous over a teaset making moves on his doll will be funny as hell.

>>18050875

Ask the team.

Particularly the strategist guy.

He's probably already got everyone stated out and knows our strengths and weaknesses better than anyone else.

He probably already did all the calculations in the three second span between getting the news and us turning to ask for his input.

Just make sure it's neither of the idiots. State that it would be 'conflicting personalities' not our personal hatred for Harry Potter and Captain Cockblock.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18050875
Shinku and

and

I dunno, Sakura maybe

>>18050875
Sakura has some serious brute force that us and Keima can properly direct.

So far we have KamenRider, Us, Erica, Keima and Amazoness.

Getting some brute magical boom power through Sakura would be nice. Honestly us and Keima have support covered and amazoness and Gai have front liners and Erica has air support down. We need some glass cannons, artillery.

Sakura and whoever Keima thinks is best. I however say nay to Shirou no matter what.

rolled 42 = 42

>>18050931

Really, ask the team.

See what abilities the new folks have.

Remember guys, this negi is not the powered up version after the Magical World Arc.

rolled 32 = 32

>>18050931
Got a point. Maybe we can ask his input first, have him do a tactical analysis of the abilities of each of the candidates.

>>18050931

THIS.

Asking the strategic genius is a GOOD MOVE. We can make our picks through him, let him have operational command, and if we piss anybody off we can use him as a social tank.

We deflect and he gives not a fuck.

Remember, a butler's place isn't in the lead, it's support and manipulation.

rolled 31 = 31

shirou and kenji
because Shenannigans

rolled 79 = 79

Negi all the way if we want raw blasting power. God damn. Have you all even read that one? Fucker is nuketastic.

Ok, >>18050886

Changing to Negi and Sakura. We have plenty of Brute, need more boom. Negi can also become pretty hacks if the rest of us start working with him. MSN had some re-cunt-ulous fights.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18050997
He only gets that way after training, most of these people seem to be showing up around the beginning of their magical careers in which case Negi is not all that great.

rolled 56 = 56

>>18050946
This.

Sakura could also probably pull in assists from Nanoha and Madoka.

rolled 38 = 38

>>18050875
Negi is cool and all but is less harem conducive than Shinku or Lilly

Sakura either way.

rolled 31 = 31

>>18051012
Except they'll be in other teams.

>>18050931
>>18050975
>>18050971
>>18050978

We're going to play second fiddle/hyper competent sidekick to another guy?

Hyper-competent ASAIN butler, saving the day, serving coffee/tea and getting the bitches while avoiding the spotlight?

Guys... We're fucking Kato.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18050875
The foul mouthed punk who won't take off his rollerblades.

>>18050931
>>18050971
>>18050975
>>18050978
Please Landing Gear, refresh before you write, and let us do the intelligent thing of asking the tactical genius of our team what the other classmates are capable. of.

>>18051011
He still has tonnes of raw power and skill in the beginning.

>>18051035

Noh Mie Gawd

rolled 90 = 90

>>18051033
That's irrelevant. They're also in the advanced class. Neither factor has stopped Sakura from pulling them along.

>>18051049
but we can't fuck him

>>18051064
You are right. New requirement for team mates. Must have tits.

>>18051057
Pulling them along in purely social situations. They're probably doing their own training at the moment.

rolled 10 = 10

>>18051064
We are working on a gender change potion remember.

Also he seems to attract bitches, they may not all go for him but they gravitate towards him

>>18051011
Was thinking long game. He has exceptional work ethic and has the talent to improve meteorically. Getting that shit in now could be handy. Just have to watch out for that pactio crap. Maybe give him the lolis.

rolled 47 = 47

>>18051064

>>18051078
When it matters, they'll have tits.

>>18051035

Don't sell us short man, we're Jarvis/Kato to a weeaboo Avengers.

And I think I like it.

A lot.

>>18051078
With the right potion, anyone can have tits. Just look at Keima.

Also, suggesting we start looking into stat buffing potions during alchemy lessons. Would help any team greatly and would make us less reliant on Tea Laser (which seems to be linked to passing out)

>>18051111
Stat-buffing, or maybe MAJAIK-replenishing, like ethers and hyper-ethers.

>>18051111

That doesn't sound like something that should be a constant theme

>>18051111

Ahaha.

>Stat buffing tea

Ok everyone, time for pre-combat tea!

>>18051122
Clarification I mean the genderswapping

Alchemy support is great.

>>18051138
Ok now we sort of have to take Shinku

As Mike heads out of the room, you look to your left at Keima.

"So who should we get?" you ask him as The rest of your team gathers around you.

"Well," He begins. "Im sure this team building isnt just gonna be for paper work and mundane stuff so i have considered some people to add to our combat capabilities."

"I'm sure that you would all agree with me on getting Sakura, she has the power to take down an experienced instructor, and our added support will make the team more effective as a whole."

"As for the other one, I've been looking through the other's combat evaluations since the evening of the fight with Santa."

"And i can nominate the following as the final addition to our team. Negi has shown to be about as powerful as Sakura. Shinku and Jun have the speed. Shirou has surprisingly good close range and mid-range combat capabilities. And Lily's spatial awareness far exceeds Elsie's radar."

"All of these candidates have thier weakpoints though. Negi casts significantly slower. Lily has no combat capabilities. Jun is almost helpless without Shinku, and Shirou has the attention span and intelligence of a goldfish."

"I leave it to you to decide."


-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
brb grabbing a smoke

So we're waiting for LG to give us feedback from our team?

>>18051138

Buy everyone a nice thermos.

Bunny-mode to dispense mid-combat.

>>18051162

>shirou has the attention span of a goldfish

Vote for lily. We have a person for most roles already and with greater coverage, Keima will be more effective.

>>18051162
We have enough support classes and need some damage dealers, so Lily is out.

Shirou is out by default.

Sakura is in.

Down to Negi or Shinku/Jun

I vote Shinku/Jun

rolled 69 = 69

>>18051162
I vote Lilly with the intention of leaving Keima and Little huddled up together under the same tea cup.

rolled 73 = 73

>>18051212
Just what I was thinking.

rolled 7 = 7

>>18051162
Hmm, I think we can counter Jun's weakness easiest, it can be us, him and Keima flying around on a saucer.
We don't really need both Negi and Sakura, nor do we have a pressing need for another pure support unit in Lilly. As for Shirou, he's Shirou. 'Nuf sed.

rolled 10 = 10

>>18051195
Plus we can just stick her in the same tewacup we do Keima and Elsie, not like it'd be an added drain, but it would hugely increase our detection capability.

>>18051246
Detection is great and all but we need fighters.

Shinku

>>18051162
Right, screw Shirou, and between us and Keima we have all the support we should need so we don't need Lily that much. I'd rather go for Shinku/Jun. If we need more nuking than Sakura and our tea lasers can provide we're in deep trouble and having a speedster that doesn't require us to go bunny mode is helpful. Shinku is my vote.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18051162
Well Sakura is a given

Shinku isn't bad, Shirou is useless since we have 2 CC range people already and us a possible 3rd when needed.

Lily could be interesting with the whole extended range senses thing but if she is stuck as a one trick pony then it might be a waste

Although we can bang a blind girl, can we bang a doll?

rolled 97 = 97

Fuck balance. I like Lily.

rolled 78 = 78

>>18051162
I think we should go with Shinku.
She's capable of aerial combat, which would mean giving Erica a wingman if dogfights, and with our alchemical potions and teas, we could buff Jun into being an effective fighter, if only for a while.

>>18051272
Not impossible.

>>18051162
Lily. Having magical AWACS will be handy. Sakura will probably have punch pretty well handled. And having more blondes in close proximity cannot be a bad thing.

>>18051276
This is a valid reason and I respect your choice although I disagree with it.>>18051272

rolled 59 = 59

>>18051281
>buff Jun
Jekyll and Hyde stuff?

>>18051272
Kraus probably can sorta at least

>>18051298
I like this as well. Having a non-majickal guy to experiment on or whatever isn't a bad bonus.

>>18051272

We can damn sure try. Not to mention with have tons of lolmagic to mess around with too. I'm sure we can come up with a solution to the doll thing.

I'm voting for Sakura and Shinku myself, with Lily as a back up in case someone is unavailable or the gods smile upon us and give us another member.

>>18051162

Inb4 "Not Shirou!" from the whole group.

"Speed or Radar I think. We've got plenty of power in the melee that adding Shirou would almost be counterproductive. Boosted awareness Is always good, but no combat abilities at all? On the field that's a liability. So Negi or Jun. Speed is nice, but the fact that that dynamic is so easily countered worries me. Negi's got power, and has decent odds of improving what he's got. But if we're already getting Sakura..... If we're looking at the long-veiw I'd have to say Negi's the safer bet, but we also have no idea what this team's going to look like in the future. We were flat out told that we've only gotten a tiny bit of our powers, and that we'll be getting stronger and more varied over time."

"Of course, that's just hard tactical thinking. We also need to consider personality conflicts, preferred methods of operation.... If I had to vote, I'd pick Negi. But we should think about this one."

>>18051162
Shinku, none of the others fill a niche we don't already have someone in, she has speed and hopefully some jack of all trades both of which we need.

rolled 58 = 58

>>18051293
Also, two detector units even if one is slightly shorter range means triangulation, they can find stuff easily if they split up, and if they stick together then she's not costing us any extra in magic resources cause they can just stay in the same teacup.

Guys, as brought up in SWQ, theres a difference between radar and spatial awareness.

That means lily SEES EVERYTHING in her area of influence.

Equipment loadouts, skills, terrain, everything.

Shes ranged recon and intel gathering as well.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18051162
honestly torn now between Lily and Jun/Shinku.

Lily: Dedicated Rader = Awesome, and allows potential sniping from Tea Laser. Cons: we'd have two non-combat supports.

Shinku: Speed allows better support of team-mates, can move between objectives easier and lessens need of Bunny Mode. Cons: Seem unreliable in straight up fights, would have to be used as back-up for frontline fighters.

And they both love tea. Damn.
Let dice decide; 1 - Lily, 2 - Shinku/Jun

rolled 32 = 32

>>18051276
I also agree with this.

As amusing as the Shinku/Kraus interaction is, it isn't really good team dynamic.

>>18051302
I'm pretty sure he can get busy with Frau because they are both Devices. Shinku is not a Device.

rolled 77 = 77

Another vote for Shinku

Besides, not choosing them for the team does not rule out having sex with them later.

I was >>18051293
Changing support to >>18051313
Good points. If we work with both him and Erica in CC, we will really have something.

>>18051328
Changing my vote to Lily.

Particular considering the skill progression on her dedicated one-trick pony class has got to be completely nuts.

>>18051272
> can we bang a doll?
The internet says yes.

Dammit guys.

The one time I actually come up with a good reason, come to a solid conclusion, and genuinely feel like I've made a sound decision about something in this quest.....

Every single person other than >>18051313
Wants to tell Negi to fuck off.

I don't think you guys understand how awesome Negi is in the long-term.

Also, Erica will castrate us if we try and turn the team into our personal harem.

rolled 6 = 6

>>18051379
I'll take my chances and vote for Lily anyway.

rolled 14 = 14

>>18051379
>8 year old girl
>Kamen Rider
>Keima

Admittedly, we do want to turn Keima into a girl and add her to our harem, but Erica shouldn't be expecting that.

And Lily is a good choice, just not your choice.

>>18051379
Honestly, I'd feel a little guilty about shoving everyone awesome onto our POWER TEAM if we took Negi. Our people are solid already, let him help out some other squad become good instead of turbocharging our awesome.

rolled 20 = 20

>>18051379
Well really we won't be turning it into our harem since the whole universe will be our harem.

She old be useful for AWACS for Erica though.

And Keima will benefit greatly from the intelligence she could get for us

>>18051379

On the contrary, she'll join in as the alpha female.

>>18051379
Alright. I fucking can't stand Sakura. Plus Negi has bro-tential. Lets go with him and Shinku because we want to avoid bad ends.

>>18051379
I suppose have 2 artillery types to go along with our 2 front-liners and 2 support and 1 command would make things more balanced.

But Lily's spatial awareness is pretty damn useful, especially combined with Keima's information processing abilities.

rolled 39 = 39

>>18051379
Don't you get it man? Susan doesn't think with his BRAIN (I so wish I could use italics here). And that's fine with many of us.

rolled 48 = 48

>>18051162
Lily because Keima + complete battlefield overview = instawin

rolled 83 = 83

Lets grab shinku.
her small size and speed would prove invaluable for recon. She can also jump through mirrors, and if i remember correctly anything as suitably reflective.

>Throw knife at enemy.
>Enemy blocks.
>Shinku teleports in with Gai through knife.

>>18051379
Hey, changed my vote to Negi. Negi is going to be fucking brutal long term. Only downside is the pactio thing.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18051432

No need for recon with Lily on the team

>>18051419

Oh no, we're taking the adorable little murder-machine.

She took down one of the instructors. BY HERSELF.

For the other option, why can't we have something really bizzare? I mean, one of our teachers is a Gorrila. There's gotta be something crazy out there.

Why not a tentacle monster? Imagine the utility all those limbs would have! And we could use him to deal with any unwanted additions to our harem, since it's not like we aren't going to be neck deep in cute Asian ass.

>>18051453
yes, but that adds another person to look out for.
Reducing our combat output further

>>18051453
Information is nice but we don't want half the team to be support, we already have one pretty much non combat character, we don't need more people to protect.

rolled 76 = 76

>>18051464
Not everything is a straight up battle.

She'd be absolute aces for infiltration or on either side of an ambush or anything like that.

>>18051379
>>18051433
Anon, don't you see? If we put Negi on our team, we lose all the bitches we came to this academy for. You think getting cockblocked by Shirou is annoying? Wait 'til all the women on our team are swooning for Negi. Kid has epic charisma, and there will be jack we can do about it. Not sure we shouldn't try getting him expelled just to be safe.

rolled 74 = 74

>>18051464
W have plenty of combat oriented people to cover that anyway.

Hell Keima can fight we just haven't seen him do it yet, we are a jack of all trades and Gai / Amazoness are a tank and lancer respectively

If we get someone who can see everything thanks to majaik we will be a lot more efficient than having another fighter or having to use shinku to scout

>>18051433

>Only downside is the pactio thing.

I have no idea what you're saying.

>>18051425

I think it would be a nice boost, but I'm not sure it would be worth what we'd be giving up in exchange for that. Plus NO combat abilities?

I know we kinda have to deal with that already, but dropping someone like Negi for slightly better radar is madness.

>>18051464
Doesn't cost us anything extra at all if she sticks with Keima like she should, we already stick him in a teacup as standard practice, sticking her in with him costs us nothing.

>>18051501

Ref.

>>18051328

We can't have Negi, he might try and even worse might succeed at obtaining the objects of our seduction. Think about it, he will charm the woman with his innocent charm before we can work our seductive butler magic. Look at the Harem he acquired in his manga/show and how acquiring a harem powers both of them up, we can't let this fox into the chicken coop.

>>18051379
>>18051313
Alright, you've made your point.
Given the kinds of plans that we tend to come up with, we'll likely need Negi's artillery more than Shinku's speed.

Changing vote from Shinku to Negi.

I vote for Shinku/Jun. We're already support and while Lily is better than Elsie, we don't need to tie up two slots for one role.

We can cover Jun in a teacup shield like we do with Keima.

rolled 32 = 32

>>18051162
The only correct answer is Lilly. We have more than enough firepower. Perfect Tactician + Perfect Radar is a combo too perfect not to have.

rolled 34 = 34

>>18051501
We aren't talking slightly here. We are talking like realtime full 3D battlescape and who knows what else.

rolled 57 = 57

>>18051529
Elsie is Keima's PSP, she isn't filling a slot.

I vote for Shinku/Jun.

Command: Keima, in teacup fortress
Aerial: Erica
Tank: Amazoness
DPS: Kamen
Support: Us

What we need is a debuffer. If only they had recruited Suiseiseki, her vines would be perfect.

>>18051510

So it's a radar upgrade.

A VERY GOOD ONE, but still.

Negi is fucking Hax man.

I know she's a solid option, but think about what we're tossing out for that.

>>18051511
>>18051486

We're well on our way to having TWINS.

TWINS. This is the sort of thing most people don't even fantasize about, so god won't smite them for their hubris!

Plus Tactics guy is slowly losing his grasp on hetro over us anyway.

We're doing solid, and if he gets a powerboost from his bitches more the better.

>>18051533
>who knows what else.
Maybe not just knowing everything that's going on in her detection space, but also the AWACs ability to transmit targeting solutions and the battlescape information to all members of her team?

Combining her spatial awareness with Keima's information and tactical processing, would be like playing Final Fantasy Tactics with a strategy guide.

rolled 43 = 43

>>18051555
You clearly never watched the anime that Negi's from. If he becomes on our team, WE WILL NEVER HAVE A BITCH AGAIN. HE WILL TAKE ALL OF THEM. HE WILL NOT EVEN TRY AND YET THEY WILL ALL INSTANTLY BE HIS. YOU ARE ABOUT TO DONE FUCK UP.

If Keima has Lilly, he goes from being awesome to hax in ways that Negi's raw power can never compete with.

rolled 56 = 56

>>18051553
Switch Kamen and Amazon, add Sakura as caster.

>>18051560
Elsie already fills that role. She's less a strategy guide and more a hints section, but I think that's good enough considering we've got Keima to figure shit out.

man, we should've checked to see if they had Yagami Light or Lelouch. Then we wouldn't need a command crew.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18051162
OH GOD JUST PICK FOR US. PLEASE. I CANNOT BEAR THE SHITSTORM ANYMORE. JUST IGNORE US ALL AND PICK FOR US. I FUCKING BEG YOU. PICTURE ALL OF THIS SHITSTORM GOING ON IN SUSAN'S HEAD AND HIM JUST STARING OFF INTO SPACE FOR AN HOUR. THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING.

HELP.

OH GOD.

HELP.

Maybe we should scout our options a bit? Ask Lilly if her spatial awareness really is a realtime map or if it just lets her see better.

>>18051555
True. Might be a good guy to pawn lolli attention off on too. Jesus, imagine him getting a pactio on all three of the little girls. Walking magical holocaust right there.

>>18051611
Holy shit, this. A thousand times this. None of us will ever agree. A consensus will never be reached.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18051611
1 - Negi
2 - Shinku and Jun
3 - Lily

I shall roll my trusty three sided die.

>>18051614
>>18051611

Yeah, the only 'yes' is Sakura.

Let's scout them out and bicker a little while longer.

We can't let OP pick, He'll pick Captain Cockblock to punish us for not deciding on our own!

>>18051553
Command: Keima, in teacup fortress
Aerial: Erica
Tank: Kamen
DPS: Amazon
Support: Us
Caster: Sakura

Negi would be another caster, Lily would be a dedicated AWACS, Shinku would be a Rogue, I think. High damage and maneuverability, low toughness.

YOur whole team now around, you consider the decision you have to make.
Everyone gives thier thoughts on the subject.

"Amazoness like Shirou fight, but not like Shirou. Shirou dumb like rock in tree. Amazoness want fight with GreenBoy, more boom good." Amazoness states simply.

"I vote we invite Lily-san" Gai states "Her power would provide much needed knowledge in battle. And Knowing is half the battle."

"I'm cool with anyone else we pick. But i wouldnt mind some more aerial assistance. Shinku's levitation should fit the bill." Erica states.

Everyone now turns to you.
"What about you?" keima asks.

>>18051653
From the mouth of Kamen Rider himself. Lilly.

>>18051653

Gotta agree with Kamen Rider, Lily's ability would be wasted in any other team.

rolled 42 = 42

>>18051555
Nt everything we do is going to be
"see this shit? Blow it up"

And even if it is what if we get something that we can't see or track otherwise.

LG isn't gonna pull anything too dickish on us but he won't made it easy mode either

>>18051653
Kamen rider has spoken, and referenced GI Joe, clearly he has the right of it.

>>18051653

We're not going to get much of a consensus.

Do your GM fiat.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18051653
"Knowing is half the battle."
Now really, how can you argue with that?

>>18051162
Alright. Counting down from this post, the tally of votes is...
Shinku 15
Lily 12
Negi 6

rolled 13 = 13

>>18051653
>"Knowing is half the battle"
Yeah but she can't do shit for the other half.
I vote Shinku.

>>18051653
I'm switching my vote from Shinku to Lilly. At the very least, we'd be keeping Keima in close quarters with a girl for extended periods of time.

We can play matchmaker!

>>18051653

Still vote lily.

>>18051687
Lotta samefaggin in there. (Some of it me)

I'd say start the count over from the last post and humbly request that you gentlemen only vote once from here on out.

rolled 53 = 53

>>18051672
Actually mostly we do it's just about three people still arguing.
most seem to be leaning towards Sakura and Lily but a couple want another magic cannon instead

>>18051687
I think half of those Shinkus are the same person over and over. In fact, I think that for most of those. I don't think we currently have 33 players in this thread. I seriously want to abdicate our decision. We cannot make up our fucking minds.

>>18051653
Fuck it, Lily, Kamen Rider said so and I can't disagree with him.

>>18051653

Clearly they are unaware that we've gone totally catatonic, staring into space, unable to handle this shit.

I vote we talk to the three of our proables to get a feel for them.

Remember: we might have to bunk up with these guys on assignment. We can't hate them. (I know what we think, but this should buy us some time).

Other option is to let the dice-gods decide.

But if we did that that we'd have to let the OP do it. Choosing it based on our prior roll locks us into Lily, which is the main point of contention.

So a fresh roll from OP, or we get a feel for the characters.

>>18051703
>>18051706

Lily supporter and i'll have to agree.

If LG picks for us, I'll be happy with the decision.

Still sticking with Negi. Sakura has some amazing utility magic. Negi is slow, but is bright enough to get shit done even with a limited repetiore. I don't care for either teabitch or Jun. I could live with Lily, but am uncomfortable with our wandering eyes having somewhere else to lie in our team.

>>18051687
>trusting your count.

"Well, I say we go for Shinku." You say. "A dedicated speedster and another Aerial combatant would be useful in various situations."

With the tie broken, the team agrees.
Gai goes off to fetch Jun While Amazoness and Erica go out to find Sakura.

In the corner of the quickly emptying room, you and Keima wait for them to return.

>>18051687
Alright. Reducing that by half...
Shinku 7.5
Lily 6
Negi 3

Factoring in New Votes/Vote Changes
Shinku 6.5
Lily 7
Negi 3

Hopefully, this will accurately represent the number of votes, and not horribly screw up.

>>18051687

I know for a fact some people voted more than once, as me and my friend have been bickering in-thread and in RL this whole time.

>>18051721
Since the last LG post we've had one each for Negi and Shinku and an assload for Lily.

Kamen Rider changed my mind for one.

LG, please just pick it. While I have a definate preference in the matter, your writing has been sufficiently fun that I would probably enjoy whatever.

>>18051735
Sadface.

>>18051739
... And too late. I think from now on, I'll be taking any vote counts and dividing by half. Less inflated votes that way.

>>18051735
>>18051739

That feel

>>18051735
>>18051739

I find this hilarious but i'm cool with it.

LG, you using any plugins for auto-updates?

>>18051735
GOOD ENOUGH. Not even close to the choice I wanted - in fact, it's the EXACT ONE I didn't want - but at least the shit storm is over. Let's move on, now.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18051729
We just about banged a dude who was gender swapped, repeatedly lose out shit when kurou pops up and you are worried about another girl? We are waaaaaaaaaaaay beyond theming we should be worrying about things like that

>>18051735
ASK TO SEE GODDESSMODE AGAIN.
Or Ask Elsie if she recorded the dance
[I'm sure she did though]

>>18051735

>Trusting the count.

It's a bickering thread. We all know that's nothing resembling an accurate count.

We agreed to dice-gods or stall.

I WANTED Shinku and I'm pissed.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18051735
Have we been working on the genderswap potion? Ask him if he'd like to test it.

It's no big deal guys. We can add Lily to the team after the Amazoness gets killed off for being a flat joke character with no chance of development.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18051735
FFFFfff–

Eh, oh well.

>>18051793
We haven't had time to work on it, or go beyond the basics, really. It is far too unstable in its current state.

>>18051786
Please, just let the thread move on. Shinku was the one I wanted least - by a wide margin, too - but at least we're finally done. Fucking hell, that brick of arguing was goddamn miserable. I'm going to bed now, fuck this headache, I'll read the updates in the morning and catch the next thread...

rolled 37 = 37

>>18051786
Yeah I would of rather had a redo with people having to take a name and vote only once or rolling over trusting the bickering votes we had.

And what about Sakura? I thought people were arguing over who our second member was since we all agreed to have her?

>>18051810

Nite, anon.

>>18051786
Honestly, I hit F3/ctrl+f and then enter the various names as the search term, then count the number of highlights that follow the post I use as start. I do make sure it isn't something such as "Lol no Shinku please" or et cetera though.

Still, it's probably not too accurate, but that'll be why I'm going to divide by half. It at least gives some idea of what the general feel is.

Problem is accounting for same-fagging, but that can't really be helped.

>>18051762
NOPE.
Ive been trying to dog the fucking filter they have installed on the office network.
Last time i tried a plugin, it somehow blocked even more sites for me.

>>18051553 Suiseiseki
the dolls can jump dimensions by themselves.
We just might have to watch out for flying briefcases crashing through our window.

>now we watch Shinku and Kraus hate fuck each other to death

>>18051813

It's done. Lets just carry on.

Sakura was a given already.

>>18051821

Well LG, have you tried the 4chan only plugins?

Theres those for chrome and firefox.

>Three solid choices.
>One slot to fill.
>Shit-storm.
>Nobody's happy with the results.

And it was such a nice quest.

Bout to ask if I could vote for 'not shinku' too.

rolled 94 = 94

>>18051826
Yeah I wasn't sure if that was the case or not though so I figured asking would be the smart course of action

>>18051821

>now we watch Shinku and Kraus hate fuck each other to death

Okay, this makes the choice worth it.

Since we're stuck with Shinku (Goddamnit all, the one I wanted least, counting Shirou) because of a horribly flawed 'vote' here's my proposal: in the event of such an event in the future, OP rolls to decide.

If we narrow it down and can't choose, dice our narrowed field. If we're totally lost, dice.

Note I'm not asking for a ret-con, just saying that if we lack a consensus, we should have a solid way of moving forward that can't be blamed on a miscount and/or samefagging.

We could always pop open an IRC channel to reduce samefagging. DragonQuest did that to solve a similar problem.

>>18051781
The room now desolate except for the two of you, you turn to Keima
"Hey can I see it again?" You ask in an impressive impersonation of his female voice.
"See what?" He asks you flatly.
"Goddess Mode." You reply.
"N-no!" He blurts out. "It wasn't made just for you!"

"You want to see it?!" Elsie enthusiastically responds from the table. "I have a recording of last night's dance!"
She then projects a full sized hologram of the two of you dancing. You in your white suit, and Keima in his goddess mode.
"It's soooooooooo romantic." She squees

Keima quickly grabs his errant PSP off the desk and stuffs it in his pocket, effectively ending the projection.
He pulls you by your collar and gives you a sharp look."Tell no-one!"

Erica, Amazoness and Sakura walk into the room.
"Ohhohoho, what's all this then?" Your angel asks

>>18051896
that is a good idea

>>18051896

IRC channels usually mean a large drop in thread participation.

Lets not. I like it the way it is.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18051896
That is a very good point, forgot about that whole episode, only problem I can see if LG being at work might not allow irc

rolled 39 = 39

>>18051900
"CQC INSTRUCTION!"

rolled 43 = 43

>>18051900

"One of the last dances last night."

/give that clueless Hayate smile.

>>18051900
"SHOWING HIM THE BASICS OF CQC"

*hip throw*

rolled 51 = 51

>>18051900
Keima about to hate fuck me

With the biggest troll grin possible

God-DAMN there's another shitstorm brewing over the last-one having a terrible resolution.

At this point I think the OP should go back and fucking roll for it, and that's where we go.

Agreeing with >>18051882

Here, we need to at least have a go-to if this shit happens again.

rolled 7 = 7

>>18051900
"NO HOMO"

>>18051900


Nothing nothing. Elsie was just telling me a story of Kemia. He doesn't wan anyone too know so my lips are sealed.

rolled 86 = 86

>>18051919
Ok this is better than my idea of >>18051919 so changing my vote

rolled 15 = 15

>>18051928
We didn't have a shitstorm, we had a calm and polite discussion while OP went for a smoke.

rolled 45 = 45

Good grief folks, I know we're all coming off a SWQ high but MC and Susan are two different people.

rolled 60 = 60

>>18051947
Yes, and?

>>18051947
HIP

THROW

rolled 73 = 73

>>18051900
"What do you mean?"
play safe, hope she didnt see the holo

>>18051915
>>18051919
>>18051920
>>18051925
>>18051941
>>18051932
>>18051929

HEY GUYS!

REMEMBER HOW OUR CHARACTER IS NOTHING LIKE THAT?

>>18049232
>>18049181
>>18049117
>>18048577

We are subtle, classy, and would never fuck one of our friends like that.

So we lie to them. Something that deflects attention away from him.

"I can keep secrets."

Something like that would throw everyone off, and reassure our friend, who is currently freaking out.