>>18053129
[x] STRAIGHT TO THE HEART
Actually, small cut to palm of left hand.

rolled 60 = 60

>>18053141

Seems like we can hide that well enough if we can't heal it straight away, so seconded.

rolled 29 = 29

[x] cut small. palm of left hand.

As mentioned above

>>18053129

Look at him.

Best "What the fuck" face we can manage. Slowly quirk an eyebrow, squint a little.

Comply, but be visably confused, scared, and a little weirded out.

Also >>18053141

Works for me. We're right handed, and it's not too deep.

>>18053129
Small cut, index finder of left hand.

rolled 19 = 19

Go for the heart Jackie

>>18053141
Yeah, this seems the better option.

"Ooookay..." you say as you comply, still confused with the command.
You take the knife and cut the palm of your left hand, wincing a little as steel bit into flesh.

"Okay, for your first lesson, i'll try and teach you how to make a potion that will heal light wounds."
he begins to explain as you hold a handkerchief to your bleeding hand.

He takes a shaker from under the bar and pours in some water from the tap.

"Alchemy, as I've explained to you the last time is the modification of materiel. Potion crafting goes beyond that. Potions are modified materiels that modify the states of whatever they are applied to."

He manipulates the shaker in his hands.
"Alchemy like most majaik are controlled by your subconscious. But, potions need to be willed into effectiveness."

He transfers the now blue liquid into a martini glass.
"And to will a potion into existence takes concentration and visualization. Emotions also play into this by allowing you to focus your minds eye. In the end, most potions are basically your emotions in liquid form."

"This healing potion uses me visualizing your wound getting better and my memories and feelings of a time when I also had a similar injury."
He then hands you the glass, and motions for you to drink it.

rolled 63 = 63

> "Alchemy like most majaik are controlled by your subconscious.we wanted Kuro.

>>18053314
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

>>18053314

Martini glass?

Drain it in one go, like a long, smooth, sip.

If we're doing classy bartender lessons, we aren't going to bolt down the contents of a martini glass.

>>18053344

Yes.

Yeeeesssss....

rolled 86 = 86

Did we actually figure that out earlier? No problem if not I was just under the assumption we were ambidexterous as all good butlers should be.

And somewhere small on a finger so we could pass it off as a cooking / training mistake

You drink the blue liquid, surprised to find it tasting a lot like a glass of tears.

You see your left hand glow, and feel a warmth rush through it. The scratches on your back also experience a similar warmth.

Taking the bloodsoaked handkerchief off, you find your hand healed as if nothing happened to it.

"Of course you know what I always say, Experience over Information." He says as he steps out from behind the bar and motions you in his place.

As you stand behind the bar, Ryuu takes the knife and runs it along the vein in his left forearm.

"Now it's your turn"
Blood begins to pour.

rolled 22 = 22

>>18053314

I am not looking forward to learning how to make a potion of Cure Fatal Wound...

rolled 65 = 65

>>18053360
Shit son. He's going all out to motivate us.

rolled 18 = 18

>>18053360
Let's do this; like a butler.

rolled 61 = 61

Let's make the magic happen.

Don't panic, fast, sure, even movements, while humming some little jazz number.

We remember the beating those thugs gave us for our tenth birthday quite clearly, shouldn't be too hard with that jaunty damn tune stuck in our head.

rolled 84 = 84

So not going to end well. Next we're making reverse kuro potion

rolled 93 = 93

>>18053360

Maybe a percolator would be better for potion making than a teapot, since percolators actively push the stuff you want out of the ingredients.

As you begin to panic at the absurd situation, Ryuu calmly directs you in what to do.

"Now Hayate, take some normal water and put it in any container. I just used the shaker because the motions help me to concentrate."

You take the shaker as well, and run it under the tap.

"Now as you agitate the water I want you to focus your majaik on to it. As you do so, i want you to think of my arm as it looked like healed."
Not wanting to fail your teacher you visualize the fuck out of his arm.
Ryuu feels the flow of majaik, "Good. Now Im sure you may not have had a similar wound to this that you can draw a memory on."
"So I want you to think back to any recent pain."

Still concentrating hard you begin to search your brain for a memory to use.

****Roll 1d100****
Best of first 5
What memory do you use?

rolled 6 = 6

>>18053360
Just do what Ryuu said: visualize the wound and its healing process, put your emotions in in it, etc

>>18053382

>We remember the beating those thugs gave us for our tenth birthday quite clearly, shouldn't be too hard with that jaunty damn tune stuck in our head.

Is it wrong that the offhand cheerful way that you laid that out made me laugh?

Just him having a flashback, beat to shit in a damp alleyway, thanks some deity or another that it wasn't as bad as last year's 'reminder'. Cut back to the group in an awkward silence after Hayate soundly wins the "Worst Childhood" contest.

rolled 38 = 38

>>18053399
The time during when we were doing carpentry odd-jobs, we accidentally sliced a gash along our arm. Not deep, but it stung like hell.

rolled 32 = 32

>>18053399
Erica beating the shit out of us of course.

rolled 91 = 91

>>18053399
Erica's feet on our junk

rolled 100 = 100

>>18053399

Nightmares of when we could've had our organs harvested to pay off our parent's debt.

rolled 86 = 86

>>18053408
>>18053382

These.

Bonus awkward points when he asks when the music we were humming was from.

rolled 59 = 59

>>18053399
>>18053382
THAT

rolled 42 = 42

>>18053415
OH SHIT SON

>trying to beat with the pain of being abandoned to organ leggers by our parents

>>18053417
>rolls 100
>doesn't use physical pain
Nooooo.

rolled 13 = 13

That 100 will probably make something that could cure cancer

rolled 42 = 42

>>18053415
CLOSE.
Would'ave been funny to have seen this happen
>>18053417
Good roll.

rolled 36 = 36

>>18053432
He only concentrated on Ryuu's hand though.
We heal the fuck out of that hand so well, it turns into gold.

>>18053415
>>18053417
>>18053418

Part of me wonders if we like Erica because she hurts us the LEAST of the various people we've been close to.

As soon as Erica gets a more detailed account of our childhood I think she's going to drop the bondage stuff.

"Why didn't you say it bothered you?"
"Compared to being set on fire it wasn't that bad. Wait, are you telling me that sort of thing isn't normal?"

>>18053438

Yeah, we're going to turn Hayate's tragic childhood into an awkward comedy goldmine.

rolled 32 = 32

>>18053438
I'm pretty sure we like Erica because she was the first one to fall on our dick

>>18053451
I'm pretty sure we like Erica because she's fucking hot.

>>18053451
And it probably has something to do with SWQ.

rolled 15 = 15

Nah.

rolled 54 = 54

>>18053451
Actually I think it's largely because we've had the most time spent with her and she was the most forthcoming girl about what she wanted

>>18053461
This too

>>18053418
>>18053417
>>18053415

>The time my girlfriend almost neutered me on accident.
>The time my parents tried to off me via-organ market to cover their debts.
>The time I was beaten in a dark alleyway on my tenth birthday because my parents pissed off a loan-shark.

I'm trying to laugh and cry at the same time.

This has never happened before. Oh god, what else happened? Did he meet santa and get refused presents as a child?

rolled 51 = 51

>>18053468
Fucking ahot didn't qjote
>>18053451

rolled 24 = 24

>>18053476
>Oh god, what else happened? Did he meet santa and get refused presents as a child?

Hahaha, it's even better. Santa refused to give him presents because "Your parents are poor".

>>18053476
>>18053485

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL4g8W1DCHI

[yeah, a shitty dub but what can you do?]

rolled 17 = 17

>>18053476
No Santa handed his ass to him during training though

>>18053438

That's terrible and hilarious.

Holy shit.

We did pretty much gloss over the bad stuff.

Kinda wonder how she'd react to that knowledge.

>>18053476

>Did he meet santa and get refused presents as a child?

Exactly that happened actually.

It happened in the Anime. He asked Santa why he never got anything for Christmas, since he was so good, and Santa said that poor kids who's parents didn't love them don't deserve a happy Christmas.

Your thoughts begin to shift to the feelings of when you found that letter from your parents. The crushing feeling of pain, betrayal and defeat. The realization that the world must be out to destroy you.

You pour your feelings into the potion you're making.
"No need to look so grim," Ryuu says from across the bar "Tis but a flesh wound."

You feel the potion change, and take shape.
Thinking that it's suitable prepared, you pour it out into another glass and hand it off to Ryuu.

"Now tell me." he asks you as he peers at the blue liquid in the glass he's holding. "How confident are you that this will work?"

****ROLL FOR CONFIDENCE***
And give me a responce.

>brb making dinner.
>time for riceballs i guess.

>>18053476

When he makes a potion of hate, that draught will be a black constantly bubbling drink giving off a terrible miasme.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18053508
"I am confident that it has some very potent memories poured into it, and that it will work."

We included the part where those feelings went away, right? Because that's the HEALING part of a healing potion.

rolled 24 = 24

>>18053508

"Fairly confident. If it works as you mention, this should be smoothing on the soul as well."

rolled 13 = 13

>>18053508
It will heal you back to baby.

rolled 10 = 10

>>18053508
WE ARE CONFIDENT TO THE MAX!

rolled 86 = 86

I am certain this potion will be able to cure anything which ails you

rolled 62 = 62

>>18053508
"I have no idea what I'm doing, lol."

>>18053502
>>18053500
>>18053495
>>18053485

So let me get this straight, Santa told him to fuck off as a child, and later PERSONALLY slapped the shit of all his friends, and possibly the only people who were ever nice to him.

At some point, somebody needs to find out our life-story.

I know we'll downplay it, but I need to see how they react.

Erica in particular should be priceless.

rolled 75 = 75

>>18053523
Hah, this

rolled 93 = 93

>>18053523
>>18053522
>>18053521
Shit guys. wtf

Although this seems fitting being that it's just the first time we are actually making a proper potion

rolled 42 = 42

"This will cure you I think. Turns out I know a thing or two about pain."

rolled 65 = 65

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?! I AM SUSAN, THE GREATEST FUCKING BUTLER IN THE MULTIVERSE!

rolled 58 = 58

>>18053532
Oh he didn't just slap our shit.

He destroyed it, from us nearly killing ourselves to hit him we singed his beard.

Anyway the one who told him that shit was a mall Santa this was the real one

rolled 26 = 26

>>18053508
Abdolutely fucking certain.

rolled 22 = 22

>>18053512

OH WOW, Hate Potion Tea Laser... That's like Nanoha+Sakura tier powerful.

P.S.: Since we'll probably stop using tea with it very soon, should we call it a Steam Laser or something?

>>18053508

Methinks Landing Gear greatly enjoyed Bartender

rolled 46 = 46

>>18053585
Unsurprisingly.

It is a good manga after all

rolled 43 = 43

Uh.... LG, you there man?

rolled 11 = 11

>>18053616
He said he is making dinner

>>18053574

Call it the Steam Beam, if only for the Magicka reference.

>>18053528
>>18053523
>>18053522
>>18053521
"Truthfully, I don't have much confidence that this will work. This is my first time of actually making a potion after all."

"Fair enough," Ryuu says as he drinks the contents in one smooth draw

You see the wound in his arm glow. When the light clears, there is a reddish scar where it was.

"Hmnn," Ryuu says as he looks at his arm "Very good for your first time. I've seen people make potions that did very little in a similar situation as yours."

He stands up off the stool and joins you behind the bar.

"Now, let me teaach you how to make a mean Grashopper." he says as he grabs some mint liquor off the shelf.

................
Time passes. And too soon, it is time to leave.
As you head out of the bar you bid farewell to Ryuu and Johnny.
You step out into the dimly lit corridor and spot the time on a clock in the wall.
[21:32]


WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
>>18053599
>>18053585
Yes, I did enjoy it a lot.

>make riceballs, out of Nori
>FFFFFFFFFFFFF
>rice only. salt only.
>still delicious

rolled 46 = 46

>>18053642
Message Erica, we need to talk about Ursula.

rolled 27 = 27

>>18053642
Is it too late to visit the Doctor?

>>18053574
Schmerz Beam, to keep the German theme in.

rolled 26 = 26

>>18053622

I like Steam Beam so much, I'm angry at my past self for not thinking of it.

Maybe we should try and find a Tea-fu sifu to teach us close combat skills.

>>18053642

Before we leave, see if we can grab a book on potions before leaving.

After that... bed, I guess.

rolled 73 = 73

>>18053642
Is there any Wayne can gauge our majaikal usage? Because I would like to see if it is our powers suck us dry due to being massive energy sinks or we have a different problem.

Otherwise let's see what Erica and Ursula are up to, maybe make dinner for them in apology if they aren't busy

>>18053642
Find Erica. Dapper sex.

rolled 93 = 93

>>18053660
Fuck I hate as autocorrect

rolled 97 = 97

Never too late for the doctor. He could even drop us off at yesterday.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18053671
Hey yeah let's go fuck with our own head by turning up yesterday and saying something cryptic

>>18053642
Okay since i noticed some people getting confused i'll try and list the dramatis personae we have so far

SUSAN/Hayate
Device: Kraus [teapot]
Familiar: jakob [rabbit]

Erica Hartmann
Device: Frau [hat]

Ursula Hartmann
Device: Victor [pen]

Keima
Device: Elsie [psp/teenage girl projection]

Amazoness
Device: Stick [spear]

Shirou Emiya
Device: Excalibur [sword]
Alternate Persona: Kurou-san

KamenRider /Karate Gai
Device: Cyclone [belt/motorbike]

Mike
Device: Domingo [pimpcane]

Negi Springfield
Device: unnamed [staff]
Familiar: Camo [rabbit]

Ryuu
Device: Johnny [bar]

The Doctor
Device: Unnamed [Tardis]
Companion: River Song

So.... Current plan is:

-Grab Alchemy book.
-Visit Doctor.
-Have Doctor drop you off a couple of hours before you arrived.
-Go visit Ursula

Sound solid chaps?

rolled 17 = 17

>>18053693
yep

>>18053693

By Ursula, I meant Erica.

Whatever. Deal with the whole TWINS situation.

>>18053693
Do you think the Doctor will do it? He may be reluctant to mess with time for other's trivial matters.

rolled 56 = 56

>>18053693
Yes.

rolled 37 = 37

>>18053704
We ask nicely. If no, then plead to River's romanticist side

>>18053701
>>18053698
>>18053693

Hah ha!

Good old Freudian slip, when you say one thing but mean your mother.

We all kinda knew what you were on about though.

When we meet the Doctor, we need to make all sorts of time jokes. And then realize he's a time-traveler.

"Come at a bad time?"

"Hopefully this won't take too long."

"All the time in the world."

etc.

rolled 56 = 56

>>18053715
> hah ha
Pic related

>>18053704

He has more than once, gone on TARDIS assisted Holiday.

Once he bought tickets to an Opera. Six months in advance, to guarantee the good seats.

Then he stepped in and out of his Phone booth and went to the show.

Or the time he assembled a choir of talented musicians through time to serenade a dinner date with River.

Or the fact that he routinely replenishes his money supplies by betting on events he knows the outcome to.

Or the time when the stress of one situation got him so bad he checked out for a week to think it through and then came back two seconds after he left to finish fixing the problem.

These are all canon by the way.

>>18053715
>>18053729

Bonus points if he dosen't realize we don't know.

Awkward silence after realizing you spent the last hour cracking time jokes without realizing you're standing in a time machine.

>>18053693
>Okay i'll try and follow that.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
You decide to head to the library to check out some basic alchemy texts.
There you find a huge expanse of shelves as far as the eyes can see. Shelves tower over you for hundreds of feet, with no ladders in sight.
Slightly over whelmed by all this you head to the librarian's desk for some help.

There, seated behind the fine wooden counter you find ________________

**** WHO DO YOU SEE? ***
Best of five rolls
[and i hope to god its not obscure as fuck]

>the time he assembled a choir of talented musicians through time to serenade a dinner date with River

When did this happen?
or was it just mentioned in passing?

Also goddamn, next season when?

rolled 78 = 78

>>18053732
Don't forget going back in time to give a tie to make a point.

>>18053732

So he'd probably be down with helping us fix our relationship SNAFU?

I mean, his whole thing is helping people. If him taking a couple of seconds to give us a boost does that then I think he'd do it without hesitating.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18053748

rolled 28 = 28

>>18053750

There were a couple of off-hand mentions to it. One was when they went to rescue Amy and Rory went to recruit her for the cause.

She said that her and the Doctor had just gone for a cruise around 1700's venice whilst being serenades by Stevie Wonder.

>>18053748

DICE

rolled 18 = 18

>>18053748

Roll Dem bones.

>>18053765
>1
FUCK YOU TOO DICE

>>18053766
>>18053769
You need to actually suggest someone

rolled 46 = 46

>>18053748

Any chance of a snappy musical number in our future, by the way?

rolled 87 = 87

>>18053748
Paul the Octopus
He's still alive, after all and uses his Octopus intelligence and precognition to aid the users of the library.

>>18053748
This is a perfect place to find a quiet library type girl. Unfortunately I have no ideas.

rolled 9 = 9

>>18053765
Nice noko 1d1.


>Library
>MAJAIK LIBRARY
>COMBAT MAJAIK LIBRARY

was there any other choice?

rolled 96 = 96

>>18053773

Fuck me.

I didn't see that one, I thought it was just a roll for results.

>>18053748

Tenth Doctor.

Because Tennant was the best Doctor.

>>18053751
>>18053765
>>18053766
>>18053769
>>18053775
Hahah what. 1 wins?
>>18053779
It was a d100. I shit you not.

>>18053779
THIS. For all that is unholy. THIS

rolled 39 = 39

>>18053779
Seconding with dice!

>>18053784

Oh God Yes.

Best part is we can actually have two Doctors without Paradox, because No. Ten actually cloned himself, and then said clone went to live with Rose when she got shunted to another dimension.

So we get the Doctor AND Rose.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18053779
Thirding

>>18053796
>AND Rose
You say that like it's a good thing.

I did some of those fail-dice, because I'm an idiot.

Those shouldn't count, as no names attached.

Also because the Dice gods fucking Love David Tennant.

>>18053802

The Love/Hate Rose thing is almost as bad as the Trekie/Treker thing.

I'm more neutral on the topic.

I did like her a damn sight more than River Pond.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18053748
Let's think...

What about the Librarian from the Discworld series - since he's an Orangutan, he'd be the second ape on staff (also L-space stretches across realities).

>>18053820

As much as I love the idea, I think the dice gods have spoken.

rolled 85 = 85

Yuuno Scrya, from the Nanohaverse, in ferret form

>>18053776
You find an octopus in a tank. On a stand in front of it is leather bound copy of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.

'Alchemy books is it?' it asks you mentally as he flips a page.
"How'd you know that's what i needed?" you ask baffled.
'Wizard.' it replies. 'Go to the fifth hall, right past the the medical section.' it points with a dripping wet tentacle it raised out of the tank.
'The basic books should be on the fifth shelf from the top.'

"Thank you" You say as you head to where he was pointing.

'By the way,' He calls out to you in your mind. 'If you see a screaming book covered in human skin, just chuck it into the nearest fireplace. Fucking thing keeps coming back and wont stay in its cage.'

"err okay." you answer

***SPOT CHECK***
2d100
first number determines if you are picked [closest to fifty]
Second number determines book findan skillz

rolled 16, 72 = 88

>>18053836
i liek bukz

rolled 21, 72 = 93

>>18053836
Rollan.
Also Paul's awesome.

rolled 15, 98 = 113

>>18053836
Bookfinding GO

rolled 54, 51 = 105

rolling

rolled 42, 22 = 64

>>18053836
Alright, let's do this.

>>18053846
>>18053847
>>18053849
tgdice.jpg

rolled 15, 19 = 34

>>18053836
Rolling.

rolled 66, 14 = 80

>>18053836

>Not Tennant.

The only fucking roll I've ever won on /tg/.

Oh well, rolling for books.

rolled 38, 85 = 123

>>18053836

Oh well, octopi are kinda like orangutans.

At least we don't have to understand what "Ook." means.

Wait. let me get this straight.
The Librarian is an Octopus?
The Doctor is the doctor?
And our teacher is a Gorilla?

WHERE HAS THIS QUEST BEEN ALL MY LIFE?

>>18053859

The only one?

No shit?

>>18053868
We're also banging a Strike Witch, whose job description is basically 'Disregard Pants, Acquire Alium Kills'.
Or rather, she's banging us and we're just praying that we survive the experience.

>>18053859

Well, at least my horrible roll won't be picked.

>>18053874

Yep, came here back in... '10? First thread I saw on /tg/ was the one with Old Man Henderson.

I got to see that shit live.

Been here ever since, but apparently /tg/dice hate former /b/tards.

>>18053850
You find the area after some searching.
On he way there you run into a ferret being chased by two catgirls, and a woman surrounded by hundreds of origami cranes.

Looking up at the shelf before you, you count out the appropriate number of shelves from the top and fly up on one of your saucers.
You pull out book after book.


***ROLL ME SOME DICE!***
rolls over fifty are books we pull, highest roll is what we check out.

rolled 29 = 29

>>18053907
NECRONOMICON

rolled 77, 11 = 88

>>18053907
The necronomicon

rolled 67 = 67

>>18053907
Tome of Eternal Darkness

rolled 32 = 32

>>18053907

"Witches and Poes: A beginners guide to hexes, potions, enchantments, and more."

rolled 55 = 55

>>18053907
Idiot's guide to potions

>>18053911
Fuck, this was the first thing that came into my mind as well. Then I thought "wait, that's so unoriginal, I should come up with something better" and couldn't think of anything.

rolled 25 = 25

>>18053907

The Actual Hitchhiker's Guide to the Metaverse

rolled 9 = 9

>>18053923
Op described the necronomicon as running loose in the library, It's possible to pull it out

>>18053919
Wait, wouldn't that cause us to appear in that parallel dimension made from screaming souls?
And wouldn't we get the memories of all former users implanet, in addition to gaining the power to cast magic powered by the Old Ones?

rolled 22 = 22

>>18053907
"How To Fake Emotion"
could be useful for this type of alchemy

>>18053920

Aaaand back to shit rolls.

Of course. My one good one gets ignored and we're back to shite. Fucking /tg/ dice.

rolled 77 = 77

>>18053907
Liquid Memory: The Detailed Guide to Channeling Emotions in Alchemy.

>>18053928
I know, but still....

rolled 77 = 77

>>18053907
Rolling for
>>18053919

>>18053941
>>18053933
0.o uh oh

>>18053941
>>18053933
>>18053917
>all of those sevenses
aaaaaahahahaha

rolled 100 = 100

>>18053920
>>18053932

Fuck it, I'll re-roll for you. You got fucked out of your one good one.

>>18053953
We have a winner

>>18053953
Oh god /tg/ dice, never change.

>>18053950
To be fair, the Necronomicon and Tome of Eternal Darkness aren't all that different.
One is made by Lovecraft, one is inspired by Lovecraft.

>>18053953

Holy shit, thanks Anon.

>inb4 this gets ignored like my last one >>18053784

rolled 10 = 10

>>18053953
Insta-Win buttons are boring, though.

>>18053953

You see that OP?

The dice gods have SPOKEN.

Note that it was a 100 when you got called on doc-blocking >>18053784

>>18053920

>Witches and Poes

I chuckled.

>>18053968

Maybe he'll give us another book since we got a crit.

But when the dice-gods speak, you fucking listen.

Man, it got quiet in here suddenly.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18054038
waitingforop.jpeg

>>18053922
First you pull out 'The Idiot's Guide to Alchemy"
'Too silly' you tell yourself as you put it back.
Then you pull out "Witches and Poes" Written by someone listed only as Kohaku. You put it aside for later.

Then you pull it out. A book bound in what appears to be greasy leather. On the front is what seems to be a stretched human face.
Horrid curiosity overcomes you, and you open it.

Then the screaming began.

**ROLL FOR SAN LOSS**
^ive always wanted to say that

rolled 38 = 38

>>18054046
YAAAAY!

rolled 20 = 20

>>18054046

rolled 44 = 44

>>18054046
ONLY DEAD CAN KNOW PEACE FROM THIS EVIL

>brb taking the dog out for a quick walk around the block

rolled 3 = 3

>>18054046

Rollin'

rolled 16 = 16

>>18054046
ABANDON SHIP

rolled 52 = 52

>>18054046
NOOOOOOOOOPE

rolled 22 = 22

>>18054046
Ignore San loss totally.

Find something to throw it at and cause it to burn

rolled 84 = 84

We're so losing SAN for this.

rolled 8 = 8

>>18054046

Its evil is so great, it'll eat all our high rolls for when we wanna get laid.

rolled 100 = 100

>>18054046
Rolling for classy butler stare-down.
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
"Are you done, sir?"

rolled 28 = 28

>>18054079

>MFW

>>18054079
well done.

>>18054079
Holy shit, man.

>sufferings artendi
Not this time, captcha!

rolled 73 = 73

>>18054052
>>18054054
>>18054055
>>18054060
>>18054065
/tg/ - Yes, The Dice Do Hate You
>>18054058
Oh well in that case I'm going to bed. Have fun guys! Remember to be kind to Ursula, and lewd to Erica. And don't get them mixed up!

>>18054090
>>18054089
>>18054085
MSQ took my max roll virginity.
No words for how good it felt.

>>18054079
We found a winner!
New ability: Xel'lotath staredown
You may cause other people to go insane by looking at them. Stronger minds will just feel uneasy. May induce hallucinations and spawn demons.

>>18054079

>>18054079
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!~"
The horrible screaming reverbrates in your ears and in you mind.
"~AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
You raise an eyebrow at it, "Are done?" You ask the book.

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH~" It continues.
"I say sir, are you quite done yet?" YOu ask it again. "I have reading to do, and you're screaming would be quite distracting."

"AAAGH?" It finishes, and then falls silent.
You close it back up and secure it tightly under an arm. You float back down to the floor with two books and walk to the check-out desk.

>>18054125
I think we just got a boost to our magical capabilities.

rolled 51 = 51

>>18054125
O yeah.

rolled 52 = 52

>>18054125

When we check out that book, it stays HIDDEN.

Who knows what Erica will do if she loses SAN from looking at it.

>Pic related

>>18054125
Here's hoping Paul is smart enough to not let us leave with the fuckin Necronomicon.

rolled 94 = 94

>>18054125
We are best butler, even the very essence of insanity does nothing to blow our cool

>>18054162
We shall politely ask it for its secrets and it will not be able to resist us

>>18054125
At the desk you find the OrigamiCrane lady there.
"Oh hello, you checking some books out?" She asks you.

"Only this one." You hand her Witches and Poes.
"I think the Librarian was looking for this one though." You say as you slip her the now silent screaming book.

"NECRY!" She says as she admonishes the horrific tome. "You got out of your cage again, you bad, bad boy!"

She binds the book with a couple of chains and a heavy padlock and slips it under the desk.
She then scans the other book and hands it to you.

"You have this book for 7 days. You can then return it or renew it." she then leans in close to whisper, "Please don't be like the doctor. We have records showing he has books 351 years overdue."

You take the book from her and head back out.

WAT NAO OH CLASSY BUTLER BROTHERS?
[ ] The Doctor
[ ] Erica
[ ] Ursula

rolled 3 = 3

>>18054181
The doctor then get him to drop us back in time to see Erica and Ursula about dinner

>>18054181
The Doctor

>>18054181
I'd say Erica.

>>18054181
Doctah

>>18054181

Plan says Doctor. a quick consultation with him, and then he drops us off a couple of hours ago so we can go talk to Erica and have time to speak with her.

rolled 16 = 16

Doctor.

>>18054181

>Slip in the read or die girl.

Now you're just fucking with the poor guy.

You decide to see the Doctor for a quick consultation.
Upon arriving arriving at his blue box in the medical wing, River opens the door for you> SHe's wearing what appears to be some kind of space-suit.

"Did i come at a bad time?" You ask her.
"Oh no Dearie," She replies with a chuckle, "You are always on time when you go to see The Doctor."

>>18054243

>bad time/clock puns.

IT BEGINS!

rolled 60 = 60

>>18054243
"I've been... sort of having a hard time these days..."

>>18054243
Inside you find the doctor fiddling with the levers on the clusterfuck in the middle of the room.

"Ah yes, Susan!" he tells you enthusiastically. "Right on time!"

"Uhhh did we have a prior appointment?" YOu ask him confused.
"Appointments are only for those that choose to be restricted by time." He tells you matter-of-factly.

He then leads you down a corridor and into pure white room with a white sofa in the middle.
On the sofa is a colander with random odds and ends stuck onto it.

"Now what I want you to do is sit there and put that on your head." he says as he gestures to the sofa. "I need the colander on your head for about six hours. Feel free to do anything as you're there."

Feeling quite silly about the whole prospect you decide to just do it.

You sit down and put the Strainer on your head, various bulbs on it light up and you even hear a small hissing sound.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18054243
>>18054257

>Puns you say?

"I've been having some problems with my powers. We all have a limited supply of power to work with, but it's like whenever I decide to boost my power by ten percent, the sand slips 10 times faster. I was wondering if the Doctor could help me, maybe it's something like a simple re-tuneing of the tics and tocks. I'd like his opinion if he has the time."

rolled 98 = 98

>>18054308

Well, we've just got a book out of the library.
Might as well read through it.

>>18054324

Exactly what I was gonna suggest.

>>18054308
>>18054318

Fucking Captcha, I had you too. Beat your post.

>Wat do

Talk to him about our problems?

With our powers that is, I doubt he wants to hear our hilariously depressing life story or about our recent problems with women.

rolled 64 = 64

>>18054308
masturbate

>>18054327
>>18054324
>>18054338

Converse with them when they pop by, otherwise read.

>>18054324
>>18054327
me too

>>18054324
You decide to make the best of the time you have and take out your book.
You read it and gain a little insight to the workings of alchemy and potions.

You continue reading on. As you turn to the fifth chapter, one about the caveats of improper potion crafting, you hear a steam whistle go off on top of the aparatus on your head.

A moment later River song walks into the room and herds you to the next test.

In the next room you find what appears to be a a massive teched out throne. Connected to it are bundles of sires and hoses. Pieces of parchment are stuck to it with seals of wax.

"Okay Dear, sit yourself down and visualize yourself reaching out to your home dimension." River explains to you. "This tests how far you can project your majaikal energy."

***Roll for ASTROPATHY***
Also what/who do we visualize back home?

rolled 45 = 45

>>18054437
>Also what/who do we visualize back home?

Our run-down apartment

rolled 26 = 26

>>18054437
>mfw the doctor looted the golden throne

ROLLAN.
WE think of that cute girl from 7-11

rolled 21 = 21

>>18054437
Butlering the fuck out of those guys who were after us so they feel realy bad about it and give up

rolled 12 = 12

>>18054437
That girl we wanted to kidnap but didn't actually do it

rolled 47 = 47

>>18054482
The playground we met Mike at.

rolled 97 = 97

Your bike.

rolled 63 = 63

Our childhood home, for the rare good memories we have of it

rolled 78 = 78

>>18054437

A-tan

rolled 3 = 3

>>18054508
I'mma coming for you bike!!!

rolled 87 = 87

>>18054522

This

>>18054508
He was our only friend ;_;

>>18054508
You visualize your bike.
Your trusty, old, blue bike.
You remember buying it after saving enough from washing dishes in a pub downtown.
How you managed to get employed as a bicycle messenger with it.
How, with your escape from your old house from the 'nice people', it was the only belonging you were able to take with you.
How you lovingly maintained it, and cared for it.

You visualize your bike as it sits in your mostly empty, run-down apartment.

The picture clear as day.

"Okay lad, that's enough." You hear the Doctor say. "You look like you could use a break."

You step off the throne and touch your forehead. It's drenched in sweat.

River and and the doctor lead you to what looks like an exact replica of a living room for the early 60's. There's even an ancient-looking television set in one corner.

You sit down on the couch, and wipe your sweat with a handkerchief.
You remember that you've not talked to Jakob since the end of the Masquerade.

Ass you pull him out of the hat, the Doctor notices, the watch strapped to his back.
"Oh hey, I know what that is." he says

>>18054544

Apparently all we need for good rolls is to remember our hilariously sad backstory.

rolled 90 = 90

>>18054566
>the Doctor notices the watch strapped to his back.

OH SHIT. TIME STOP POWERS COMING.

rolled 27 = 27

>>18054566

Go go, Gadget Chameleon Arch!

>>18054566

We're going back for that bike.

We are going back and getting the one thing from our old life worth getting.

It's also the perfect excuse to tell our hilariously tragic backstory.

"So why go back for the bike?"
"It was the only good thing in my life."
"Come on, it can't be that bad."

>Time passes...

"Jesus Christ Hayate, do you need a hug?"

>>18054614

"No. I need my bike."

>>18054566

>"Oh hey, I know what that is." he says

This should be interesting.

>>18054566
The Doctor takes the watch as you hand it to him after taking it off Jakob.

"What you have here is a genuine Cassiopeia."
"Is it expensive?" you ask.
"My boy, people will pay dozens of galaxies for one of these,." he answers enthusiastically, "This here is a time machine."
"Not as good as mine though," He adds.

"Wait, so I can travel through time with it?"
"You could if it was functional." He answers.

"Can it be fixed?" You ask.

***ROLL EM!***
10-33 NOPE
34-66 Not Really
67-100 Of course.

I will be rolling 3d5.
Numbers posts corresponding to my roll will be the ones used out of the first five.
If the number is duplicated, i use corresponding post accordingly.

rolled 71 = 71

>>18054566

"That's a watch. It tells the time."

But seriously, I want it to be a Chameleon Arch so bad I'm saying it twice.
Especially since that can mean "Jakob" could actually be a genetically-rewritten A-Tan or Elvis Presley or anyone ever.

rolled 3 = 3

>Witches and Poes by Kohaku

So, we either end up making pic related or delicious Sanity loss poison?

I am okay with this.

rolled 33 = 33

>>18054658

Let's make the magic happen.

rolled 50 = 50

>>18054614
This.

Our team shall be overcome with grief due to our life and our desire to rescue our one point of light in our shitty once life.

That and Erica would probably either freak out or feel bad and instantly jump us

rolled 83 = 83

Time shenanigans!

rolled 33 = 33

>>18054658

Hey OP, how much longer do you think we'll be going?

rolled 79 = 79

>>18054666
>>18054667

I can feel the NOPE magic happening already.

rolled 11 = 11

>>18054658

>Cassiopeia

Holy hell.

rolled 43 = 43

>>18054673
And possibly Ursula at the same time

rolled 75 = 75

>>18054658
Come on, high rolls!

rolled 4, 3, 2 = 9

pray the dicegods be kind tonight

>>18054694
>>18054673
>>18054666
Goddamn you fuckers.
You just had to screw us up with your shit rolls didn't you. And you weren't even rolling for post that requested it!

rolled 46 = 46

>>18054713

50, 33, 3?

Yeah, we so lucky.

rolled 3, 4, 2 = 9

>>18054713

I can't help but blame this on you for not putting Tennant in.

You angered the dice gods.

Let's see how my rolls go by comparison.

rolled 53 = 53

>>18054747
Oh wow they hate you too

>>18054713
Hey Landing Gear, can we ignore the fuckfaces that screwed this us up for us by rolling in a reply to something other than your post?

I would say I'm surprised, but Hayate gets fucked by the universe at every possible turn.

rolled 93 = 93

>>18054662
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait

>>18054713

73

Time travel motherfuckers!

>>18054673
>>18054666
I hate you fuckers so much right now. Were you even meaning to roll for getting the Cassiopeia repaired?
And if not, why the fuck were you rolling?

rolled 60 = 60

>>18054674
Not to mention 80+ here

"Nope." he answers. "the best i could do is give it a fraction of it's old functionality back."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, see here?" he mentions as he quickly unscrews the back "You have 5 of the 7 temporal cogs cracked. The flux capacitor is shot, and the warp linkage is broken."

he then begins to strip screws gears and springs out from it.
"Best i could give you is it's basic capability of stopping time. And even that would be heavily stunted. On just 2 gears, i can have you stop time for 60 seconds from your viewpoint."

He hands you the watch now missing a load of it's internal workings. "And hey, it tells time again."

>>18054765

If we did that the spread is 11, 33, 33.

Personally, I don't know why he did something fucking bizzare like that instead of averages of 'best of' like we have been.

OH WELL.

>>18054789
What your point? That was roll 5. We only get rolls 2, 3, and 4.
Which are these guys:
>>18054673
>>18054667
>>18054666
3, 33, 50

>>18054805
"Any way to get replacement parts for it, then? Like some old German temporal watch-maker out in the Magellanic Clouds or where/whenever?"

>>18054805

"Know of any place that can get at least the timestop fixed?"

>>18054814
Ah I see I thought he meant post ending In that number

>>18054831
he fixed the timestop

Why does this quest suddenly hate it's players?

All day, if the op doesn't slip on something the Dice rape us.

>>18054806
I was trying something new.
Flat averages always range in the midpoint.
This method allows for a more random picking.

>>18054683
I have no Idea. It's just 11:06 here.
maybe until we reach autosage or something

>NOPE
you get time stop
>not really
LImited time travel. 6 hours backwards
>of course
FULL ASS TIME TRAVEL

60 second time stop?

with this we can beat santa!

>>18054845
It hates its players because they're stupid and roll unnecessarily, and punishes us for it. Just like HLQ.

>>18054830

He just said it costs more than the universe.

>>18054858
The universe is composed of trillions of galaxies.
A Cassiopeia is worth a couple dozen.

Expensive, yes, but not worth an entire universe.

>>18054858
No he didn't

>>18054853
Let's be honest full ass time travel would be fucking op as all hell, shit even being able to jump 6 hours back is so abuseable

>>18054842

Read wrongly then.

We Sakuya now

Fuck it, I'm going to bed.

Dice hate me, OP ignored my only good roll, and we just lost our shot at time travel.

rolled 56 = 56

We might be able to melt the temporal cogs down and reforge them good as new.

Not as sure about how to fix the flux capacitor or the warp linkage, though.

But yeah, we might be able to completely repair it one day. Don't lose hope just yet.

>>18054882

It would also be totally awesome.

Besides, it's not like we'd abuse it.

>>18054890
your first shot at time travel.
Remember, youre in a majaikal bureau of random shit.

ANYTHING can happen down the line

The Doctor wasnt the only british guy that had access to a time travelling box.

Goodnight anon.

>>18054910
I think maybe you should remember to get rid of the dice when they are not needed, just incase

>>18054917

Soo.... are you just going to let the Tennant thing hang forever?

I don't give a shit about time travel, but he won the roll AND an awesome reason for the two doctors co-existing was given.

>>18054917
Let's cordially thank the Doctor, then ask if he has any more tests he would like to run today.

>>18054910
Or just find replacements someday.

Not like it is the only one in existence and we can be a classy motherfucker while taking the bits

>>18054805
Pocket all of the parts that the Doctor removed; we might find an old gnome of a German watch-maker in a small sea-side English village who can fix the things at some point in the future.

Then thank the Doctor, and ask him if he's been able to make progress on our Majaikal condition.

>>18054917

I think you need to start dropping warning posts.

Like "In five minutes I'm gonna wrap up the discussion and start typing."

So then we know.

Otherwise we do something like lay out an awesome plan, only to discover you went with an earlier derp post we all ignored.

>>18054988

Don't see a need to. The only quest that really does that is Ironheart.

>>18054988
Or how about we accept that's how things happen and LG doesn't need to hold our hands the whole way.

Chances are even if we had of known we were gonna fuck that roll up so how about we leave it in the past and keep going

Anyone else notice.

Bunny mode lasts 60 seconds.

Time stop lasts 60 seconds.

We can cause some massive fuckingn havoc if we can combine those two

rolled 98 = 98

Maybe we could make a potion of Fix Serious Breakage and dunk the Cassiopeia parts in to repair them.

Or maybe find the Donna-Doctor hiding in the library somewhere and ask him.

>>18055034
With a roll like that quite possibly

>>18055023

That means if we combine both, our effective usage time can be 2 mins.

Then again, 60 secs to go about spreading knives and sharp implements about like another time stopping maid sounds fantastic.

You take the watch back from the doctor as he gives it back.
"That knob there stops time." He says as he points out one of the numerous knobs around the face of the watch. You consider pushing it. "DON'T Try it out in here though. Activating a temporal device in another temporal device is just asking for trouble."

You wisely decide to keep the watch for now and test it's capabilities later.
"So doc," you ask the Doctor "How many tests do we still need to do?"
"Oh I dont know. About 512 more I guess. You see your condition is a fairly odd one. One that I've never come across in all my travels."
The thought of 512 more tests daunts you.
"Don't worry though we can do the testing little by little. We have all the time in the world."

"Darling." River Song interrupts the Doctor. "Don't you think it's time for him to go back outside? It's getting quite late you know?"
"Late?! I DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD!"
"He still needs to get rested up though, he's no Energizer bunny llike you."
"Ah, yes. Quite."

The two of them lead you back to the central room.
"Okay chap. Since we took too much time with the tests today, I'll throw you a bone and get you back to whatever time today that you want to get back to."
"Here's a warning though, you cant meet yourself back in time. Woudnt want any more time paradoxes like what happened 421 years from now."

TIME TRAVEL SHENANIGANS ENGAGE.
[ ] jump to after assembling the team/before going to ryuu's
[ ] jump to morning
[ ] OTHER

>>18055052
Well it's not even that bunny mode speeds us up 2x that it makes us inhumanly fast.

Inhuman speed + time stop for 60 seconds = rape whatever is pissing us off with billions of knives

>>18055011
How about people don't post derp-tastic suggestions?
That's as likely to be successful as telling people to not complain when a stupid post is chosen over one that has consensus support.

>>18055064
Before Ryuu. No need to fuck around too much...

Although we could make sure we s run into Ursula before she gets into the elevator and then she runs into us on the way to Ryuu's...

>>18055064
Lets jump to right before going to Ryuu's. Getting a chance to actually study might be new. And getting some from Erica might be nice

>>18055064
[X] Jump to after assembling the team/before going to Ryuu's

Now we can have that nice dinner with Erica (and maybe Ursula). Maybe even have a talk with Mike beforehand about picking up our bike.

>>18055069
This is a quest people will post all sorts of stupid shit for no reason. The earlier thread is a grand example of that and if you can't handle that then maybe you shouldn't be here

>>18055023
>>18055023
all youd have is a temporal stop of 60 seconds, where you move 3xfaster.
YOu basically can cover 3x more ground.
instead of you "teleporting" 100 feet you teleport 300

YOu also have no idea what kind of strain that would put on your systems


>>18055052
If you spread knives in the time stop condition and release time stop all youd get is a bunch of knives clattering to the floor. best bet is to stab people with the knives in those sixty seconds.

>>18054939
>>18055034
>>18054939

YES. keep exploring the Bureau. you dont know who you'll meet

rolled 52 = 52

>>18055064

I'd like to jump back to the morning and just mess around making different potions while referring to the book, then talk to Ryuu again after "we" have left R&D.

I think his "Experience over Information" stance is because experiences give you emotions that let you make better potions. So let's try getting the right sort of experiences from now on.

>>18055113
Can we throw knives and they hit things in our time stop or do they stop as soon as we let go?

rolled 84 = 84

>>18055064
Jump to us in bed with Keima.

>>18055113

>No sakuya style antics

>mfw

>>18055064
>[x] Jump to the evening
Let's first see if Erica intends to make us 'pay her back' for the embarrassment tonight or if that's going to get put on a later date. If it's not tonight then, yeah, morning works.

>>18055130
NOPE.

Preparations must be made before anything close to that happens

>>18055127
temporal field only affects stuff you are touching.
Just stab people.

>Fight
> take out pocket watch
> 40 gazillion knives in your enemy's EVERYWHERE.
> Stand back in place
>time release.
>HOLYSHIT, HE DESTROYED THAT GUY WITHOUT MOVING

>>18055113

I'm assuming that timestop only affects objects that we touch?

If say we throw items in timestop, will they just freeze and then continue when we stop the timestop?

>>18055106
Of course I know people will post stupid shit. I was pointing out that your complaint against complainers is in the same vein of stupid shit, because just as some posters will post whatever stupid idea percolates through whatever passes for their excuse of a brain, other posters will always complain when a good idea with broad support is passed over for a stupid idea that only a minority, or even just the original poster, supports.

>>18055160
Taht works. Momentum freezing.
Momentum does involve speed. and speed involves time

rolled 8 = 8

>>18055127

That kinda boils down to "When we go outside time for a minute, does Kraus come with us?", since those knives are a part of Kraus.
If Kraus can move outside of time, the knives can move outside of time.

>>18055064
>[x] Time Stop shenanigans.
Let's impress all of our friends by seeming to appear out of nowhere (and being a voyeur).

>>18055166
So we now ARE Sakuya. YES!

>>18055166

Yay, timemaid fighting is ago.

Other things to consider:
1) Can timestop be triggered in small amounts? 10sec, 30sec or continuous only?
2) Recharge time
3) If it affects things by touching, does this mean we can bring our teammates into timestop as well?
4) Will (3) reduce timestop duration?

We'll need some combat practice with the team.

>>18055166
>>18055160
>>18055156
Right, so we can pull off a Za Warudo.

How much time between uses of Time Stop?
Can we use it in 15 second chunks until we hit 60 seconds?

>>18055156
I thought as much just wanted to be clear.

We could pull the old samurai trope with that and slash a heap of people the stop return time and watch them all die

does timestop alow for some role switch between us and Erica?

i'd like to see her face when she's about to dominate us and suddenly finds herself bound in a compromising position.

assuming she doesn't jump into timestop with us as soon as we touch her.

>>18055189
Yes
dunno
Yes
No

So guys.
What time does the doctor drop you off to?
[ ] morning [THIS MORNING, of THIS DAY. not TOMORROW MORNING]
[ ] jump to after assembling the team/before going to ryuu's
[ ] OTHER

>>18055206

>Bringing teammates into timespots is yes
>No reduction in time

Oh My God. This has so much potential for RAPE

>>18055206

this morning.

>>18055206
This Morning.

It will give us more time to experiment with alchemy, and we can have dinner with Erica while our past self is indisposed.

Just make sure to do it where we won't be seen by our past self.

>>18055135
>>18055189
>>18055188
You guys keep referencing that maid.
Do you really want MAID MODE that much?

>>18055206
>[x] Morning
Part of the reason Ursula was so awkward in the elevator was NOT that she just saw the video but, rather, actually "approached" "us" (future us) this morning, admitted her feelings, and shared a kiss with us.

>>18055235
That's pretty BOHOHOHOHO right there. I'm going to agree with this. Time shenanigans should always make your life more dramatic, complicated, and interesting by at LEAST a factor of ten.

>>18055235

Holee Shitttt.

THIS.

>>18055229

LG, this be 4chan. We always wanna be the little girl.

>>18055165
Ok my complaint was for someone wanting the game to be say mode since he cannot handle failure.

As it is we have ended up with a damn good power from it anyway so really the only reason someone would of been complaining would be that they just want to cry about it.

This probably goes with the tards who cried about the decision for our teammate earlier on which while it wasn't my choice I accepted because it was the closest we had to consensus.

And now I realized how stupid it is arguing with you over the Internet I am just going to ignore your posts about this from now on

>>18055229

Nah, bunny mode is more than enough.

>>18055235
We should try to limit this kind of thing as it could lead to horribly confusing shenanigans and frustration if overdone.

But what the hell may as well do it just this once.

>>18055235
YES. YESSS.

>>18055235
Support this

>>18055235
This, but we should explain it to her at the end of the day.

>>18055235
Drama!

>>18055280
No, we should explain it to her immediately after the kiss. Say that she can't tell us "when she sees us later today in the elevator" because of "spoilers."

>>18055206
This evening, before Ryuu

>>18055235
So she confesses to us, kisses us, then lunch rolls around and she sees the security tape with us in the likely same elevator making out with Erica while dressed as her.
Yes, that's going to make things a lot more awkward, and I'm voting against because that's awkwardness that we don't need.

>>18055288
i like this option

>>18055288
>>18055235
Oh god yes.

>>18055235
Not butlery. Also, Erica will kill us.

>>18055206
[x] jump to after assembling the team/before going to ryuu's

Let's hang out with Gai instead

>>18055298
If we play it carefully enough, maybe she will think it is her on the tape at first.

Since you may never have another opportunity to experience time travel again in the near future, you decide to ask the doctor to drop you off to this morning to make the most of it.

The Doctor and River Song pull a few levers and tunr a few knowbs on the central console, you hear a weird WOOOOPWOOOP sound, the floor shakes slightly.
And then it stops.

"Okay Susan. Here we are. 8:00am in the morning. YOu make sure to stay away from yourself."

You thank the Doctor and River for their time. As you head out the door River calls out to you.
"Susan, make sure to get some rest. Reliving a full day will be tiring. Oh. And remember to not change the past too much."

The door to the blue box closes behind you.


-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
NEXT TIME ON MSQ
BACK TO THE PEWTER

New thread will be up at around 2100 4chan time.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Oh god time travel shenanigans.
Some of my flowcharts just might become worthless.

MY BODY IS NOT READY

>>18055350

we should use this time for training rest is for the weak.

goodnight OP.

>MFW LG already had planned this to some degree and is going to reveal it later

>>18055337
Which would make her even more nervous in the elevator (if Erica didn't adequately explain it before stopping it and running at us since she said they only watched 'half of it'). She thought that she was about to get a predestined fucking.

>>18055350
Assuming Doctor Who time travel rules you can get away with a lot here.

Good luck, thanks again for the great quest.

>BACK TO THE PEWTER
Heh nice pun

Guys. were still not sure if our encounter with Ursula will happen, or if it will go as we want it to,.
This is still OPs game, he can run it as he wants.

since we're gonna jump back in time, i guess this flowchart is now obsolete.

Okay, goodnight guys.
I guess i read some doujins for 'inspiration'

>>18055362
Good point maybe.

We have to be careful with this, time travel bullshit gets tough fast.

>>18055350
>Oh god time travel shenanigans.
This is why I'm glad the watch wasn't fully repaired. Also, we'd just fuck it up.

aaaaaand archived.

Thanks for a cool session LG

>>18055410
I would rather the better levels of success been longer / better time stop because really if we had time travel the whole game would of gone so far off the rails it wouldn't be funny

And I know I am talking about a quest where Santa is one of our trainers, our handler is a talking gorilla with a pimp cane and our team / class,ages are every anime character possible

>>18055433
>so far off the rails it wouldn't be funny
That's one of the things I was getting at, yes. Hell, if we're not careful, this hop could be very, very bad. For one, we should probably avoid being seen by Erica till our past self is at Ryuu's.

>>18055350
Also, say with a grin, "Can't change the past when it's already happened."

>>18053679

Posting in a dead thread to say:
>The Doctor
>Device: Unnamed [Tardis]
The correct answer is "you sexy thing"

>>18055551
Hell, we could just use the time for extra alchemy training, just explain to Ryuu about time travel shenanigans, and that we've already gone through his healing training.

Perhaps spend the morning reading the book we just checked out.

>>18055235
I just got up and got up to date on the thread. This is fucking glorious.

>>18055235
>>18056414
So was our lunch with Mike now a distraction from futureself/Ursula shenanigans?

>>18056462
Kinda, yeah. I think. DIS GUN B GUD.

>>18056462
I still think this is a bad idea and that it's going to bite us in the ass.
So far we've been lucky enough to avoid the worst of the consequences of our choices, and this would just be tempting fate.

>>18056489
I'm expecting at least one [Bad End, huehuehue] before this is through. I'm really excited. I think it will be really fun. I like watching Susan squirm.

>>18056508
A huehuehue Bad End is fine, because they're just funny what-if's which savepoints we can use.

I'm talking about actually going down the No Twincest Threesome path on the flowchart that LG has. That's not a sacrifice I'm willing to accept.

>>18056462
OH GOD I HOPE HE ISN'T HERE TOO. After all, Madoka is here... Oh god oh god oh god. I think we have more to worry about than just our timelines.

>>18056590
You! You and your thoughts are the reason I can't sleep at night!

Also, that's why I'm advocating spending the day on alchemy lessons.

>>18056590
>>18056626
If we keep being cautious, we'll never have the twincestuous threesome anyway. I would rather do the interesting, risky thing than the boring thing.

>>18056625
I really do wonder how similar her magic in this setting is to her original version.

>>18056635
That's why we aren't going to mess with having let Ursala see the film, it should leave her thinking about us making out with her, instead of just Erica.

>>18056625
Of course he's here. The TSAB picked up Madoka because she's a primary witness in the "Incubator Con-Artist Suicide Cult" case.

[spoilols]Oh how I wish[/spoilols]

>>18056715
...guh-huh-uh...

>>18056635
>If we keep being cautious, we'll never have the twincestuous threesome anyway
How do you know that?
And there's a difference between taking a risk with a potential for great reward, and taking an inordinate risk for an uncertain reward.

Messing with time like this is the latter, not the former.