CRAZY IVAN

>>18004681
Tackle, retrieve gun.

Fucking charge. Only way we're foiling her aim is by being inside her reach before she fires again. Disarm!

>>18004681

Slide out of battery, strip it from her hand, disarm and discard.

Coat off, straightjacket time.

FUCK! OHGODOHGOD!

Tackle her!

>>18004681
GRAB THE GUN

>>18004681
Tackle! Put those close combat skills we just learned to good use!

>Better then you know your own name,
Not that WE know...

>>WAT. FUCKING. DO?
Knee thrust if we're close enough, knock the wrist, she drops the gun, then triple tap on the solar plexus, Sanya drops like a ton of bricks.

UNLESS she has Magic Shield active, in which case, just grip her by the throat and start shaking.

>>18004681
Grabbing the next fcuking object to us and throwing It towards Sanya seems like a valid idea

>>18004681
Flying body tackle aiming below Sanya's arm, preventing her from aiming down with our body in the way. The wrestle the gun from her.

tackle that bitch and scream like your life depended on it!

GRAB THE GUN. We can't risk the aliums tapping into that magic strength. So disarm and then sit on her.

This plan can be revised later if we get shot.

Fuckin' tackle

>>18004727

Considering she just shot our CO, couldn't we just start flailing our arms and trying beat the shit out of her?

>>18004681

Charge!

DO NOT HAVE A LIGHTSWITCH RAVE.

Instead, TACKLE. RUN LIKE THURMAN THOMAS

We run at her and throw Minna's memo pad at her.

Tackle, get the gun.

>>18004743
Ever see a twelve-year-old try to throw a twenty-year-old in a grapple?
No, because they lose too fast. If she has magic shield up, we're fucked, if not, as long as we disarm her we can't really lose.

>>18004743
No because she's likely to be mind-controlled and we should subdue her.

>>18004743
We may have saved Minna's underclad ass again by beaning her with the mug.

Funny how our rescues always involve head trauma.

>>18004759
Hopefully she has enough presence of mind to help us restrain her.

CHAAARGE

Throw something and charge/grab gun

>>18004759
Let's not forget that simple mass difference means the 12 year old moves around the 20 year old when they make those motions, rather than the 20 year old actually being thrown.

been ctrl+f for hours now
good to see ya
i votes DODGE+TACKLE

>>18004787

We need to play this carefully. If we don't get a hold of her now, she could get anywhere before we could catch her.

Grapple immediately.

>>18004681
Waitwaitwait

Did we just throw a mug at Minna's head to knock it out of the way of the gun? Nice.

>>18004800

Clever

Now you guys see why being able to counter witch magic might be a good idea? If her shields work, we aren't getting much done here.

Anyways, knock her out with that gun. If we leave a walther imprint in her skull, good she'll remember this.

Whatever we do should be accompanied by overwhelming and profanity laced yelling.

The calm, collected pilot type yelling you know?

>>18004789
>been ctrl+f for hours now
One word, my friend: Bronzetask.

>>18004800
You know, no matter how much money they spent on that thing, all you have to do is look at it and you can tell when it was designed.

Start singing the song of her people while we grapple her.

>>18004815
Noise is good. We need attention drawn to this.

Odds on that the people who inevitably come to investigate the gunshot inevitably misinterpret when we end up with the gun?

>>18004822
Drunken profanities?

>>18004822

We are beyond song. That was to calm her if she was upset.

She's a hostile right now, we need her making mistakes and occupied as hell.

>>18004824

I vote we scream "Medic" so loud, Mussolini can hear it.

LALALALALALALALALALALALA

Like, not even trying to sing Sanya's song, but yelling loud enough that people know there's trouble in her room.

>>18004816
>>18004789
Or you know... actually keeping track of when the quest is due to start.

>Quest will start at 8 pm Saturday
>planefag posts the opening at 8:13 pm Saturday.

Wrist control. Now.

If we have anything else we can throw in an "object thrust", it may help us close the distance without getting shot.

Also, if we DID just save Minna's ass by nailing her with a mug, then planefag wins everything forever.

CRAZY IVAN

>captcha
Souls teasup

>>18004835

With bloody Minna on the floor?
Nah

>>18004835

We're a sturdy dude, let em tackle us and take us down. We aren't gonna shoot anyone.

>>18004836
why does the pilot sound like the demoman now?

>>18004840
What happened to Mussolini and the fascists annyway? Hitler is Martian food, Stalin may or may not be a magitech cyborg and Admiral Yamamoto is trying to steer Japan back to sanity, but Italy?

>>18004811
What, remember the hours of MArtian brainwashing she endured, and how she tried to keep everyone else safe from herself? That as soon as someone that the Martians wanted dead, she tried to get a warning out before the programming took over?
What exactly do you want Santa to remember from this?

Oh and a little heads up guys. E-Hentai is purging all of their non-H content. They are doing this for a bunch of reasons but mostly because people are using that category to upload a lot of manga raws and other things of questionable legality.

Unfortunately this includes the Tank Witches mangas. So if you haven't read them yet, you should get to it soon. Here are the links again:

This is the recommended reading order:

Tiger in the Desert
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/94056/4060011a6e/

Tiger in the Desert Vol 1
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/298394/a58283bec1/

Tiger in the Desert Vol 2
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/161042/2eb437518f/

Witch in Africa
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/57142/6e1d4a5779/

The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.01
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/454015/95ca438a32/

The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.02
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/454033/f8bec408bd/

The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.03
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/454038/76f6111dda/

All are SFW. (But the site is not)

The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.04
http://www.mediafire.com/?pmwwdwu7xwmrko1

>>18004844
as the immortal bard of avon, william shakespeare, once said: THINE MOTHER

now, back to the quest, already in progress

>>18004835
We can explain this later. It would be great if the MP's showed up. Fight's over, and we have Minna to back up our story afterwards.

DO A BARREL ROLL?

Crazy Ivan.

The word flashes through your mind as well as an image - rolling your fighter sideways, leaning into the rudder, taking her through the slightest of barrel rolls; just enough to let the frangible training ammunition of your squadron leader graze past your wing.

You twist your body sideways, leaping with your foreward leg towards Sanya. You're in the air for a tortuously long second, watching the little black muzzle of the Walther swing towards you -

- a thunderclap kicks in your eardrums and your shoulder takes Sanya in the midsection, knocking the little girl clean off her bed and to the floor on the other side, a narrow space between bed and window. Your free hand flails for steel and finds it, and while trying to get your hand on the slide, to push it out of battery, you manage to wedge the tip of your pinkie behind the trigger.

>detain?
>stun?
>dynamic naptime?

goddammit, browsing from my phone is hard.
I'll have to peruse theis later in the archives

witch magic can make them supers strong but it dosent make them any heavier. get low, rush forward. grab her and throw her into the wall. hard.

>>18004870
DYNAMIC NAPTIME

>>18004681
I was literally at a naval musuem, taking pictures of fighters and what not for the thread, BUT, then I have a car accident, my car tire explodes. The police say a small dark mass pierced my tire.

Damn you planefag, your aliems have invaded this world and tried to kill me. Tackle the girl, get the gun away from her, and I'll post some pictures of a WW2 era ship and its related arsenal of FREEDOM.

(Also, this picture amuses me, amuses me greatly.)

>>18004856
Can't you make a torrent or something?

>>18004870

Put her in a hold, pistol goes as far away from you as you can get it.

Naptime if she's got any chance of getting out of our grasp.

>>18004864
>my fucking face when I literally just wrote the MC doing a personal barrel roll

As I recall, Sanya's room is pretty fucking tiny, we should be able to tackle her from corner to corner without risking massive amounts of bullet perforation, never mind from wherever we actually are.

For everything else, there is Miyafugi.

Accept no substitutes.

>>18004870
detain

>>18004870
Stun! She's clearly fighting it and clearly losing! Club her behind the ear, hard enough to put her out, not enough to put her in a coma, then tie her up and call a medic!

>>18004870

Detain.

>>18004870
Detain if possible, otherwise nap time.

>>18004870
Knock the little tart out and call for a medic.

>>18004870
HEAD ON

APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

>>18004870

we cant stay close to her, she can probably wring our neck. hold onto the gun and throw her.

>>18004844
Fuck you.

:D

>>18004898

Knock outs aren't clean and aren't safe.

if we're going for a KO, we need to go for a careful choke.

>>18004856

i love you forever

>>18004870
disarm, detain with bedsheet.

>>18004870
Detain. If we can tie her wrists with our belt or something without getting shot, then bonus points.

How do you even detain someone who can levitate and punch through stone?

>>18004870
Dynamic nap time involves a suckerpunch yes?

Do that.

>help my captcha is stuck in audio mode

"Minna, help!"

She can't be knocked out from just a mug and she can whip out magicans if needed be.

planefag get on irc faget

>>18004856
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?7u9n16kqc4t0qhv
all in one convenient package

Also, due to unforeseen problems, panzerquest has been delayed, but ill get something out this coming up week, i "promise"
>>18004870
steven seagal? steven seagal

>>18004910
You gonna get choked tenderly?

Also, if her hyoid breaks, we could really hurt her pretty bad trying to choke her out. I'd say we keep her awake but immobile.

>>18004870
Dynamic naptime is clearly the only sensible option.

>>18004870
Lets do the Straightjacket Perrine trick we learned a while ago.

Holler time.
"I NEED AN MP I NEED A WITCH SANYA'S FLIPPED HER FUCKING SHIT AGAIN"

>>18004856
does this affect EXhentai?

>>18004932
This, there must be some special Witches-only subduing move. Even if it's just "magic charged bonk to the head"

kinda wanna see hat dynmamic nap time looks like

>>18004870
As previously stated, knock her out with that gun. I want to be able to see the walther logo on her head xrays.

>>18004870
Detain, she is being MINDHACKED, and it might have something to do with the radio signal. Now the best thing would be to keep her deep undergound, that old style English castle construction is awesome at blocking mobile signals.

Also, a key for
>>18004879

>>18004949

Head is brain damage

Choke off the larnyx is bruising.

Choke on larnyx is emergency tracheotomy time.

>>18004908
that's not the way grappling works, she's smaller than us by a crapton so we basically automatically win, at range on the other hand she can use her strength, magic, speed and most importantly, gun against us.

>>18004943
>mediafire

You may have me for two nights.

YOU MAY DO WHATEVER YOU WISH

We should probably yell for Yoshika

>>18004965
>duck
>sitting duck

HURR HURR okay now I get it. What museum you at?

>>18004972
Hey, mind answering this while you're whoring yourself? Just sayin'
>>18004854

Dynamic naptime sounds intriguing. Do that.

>>18004955
Too long. Propose: "MINNA'S SHOT! SANYA'S FLIPPED! GET A DOCTAR!"

Also, Detain with extreme prejudice. We ain't superhuman so the longer she's conscious/capable the longer we have to get murdered.

Knock her ass out. Drag her to the basement.
Also yell for medic I'm betting we got shot.

>>18004972
Gotta have some kind of content for my near constant strikewitchesquest generals.... i mean yeah

>>18004965
>Rubber Ducky
I fucking love the Navy

>>18004997

This... There's no fucking way she missed us, we just don't feel it yet.

>>18004988
looks like pima to me

oh shit tell Minna to go get help instead of laying around, after all she only got bonked not head shoted.

also apologize for that as well. I mean its not like I really want you to stay as our commanding officer

Anything other than detain may end up in serious brain damage.
Just saying

Get eila in here.
or get one of our guys.

>>18004879
>Air group
>107 aircraft shot down
Pffffffffffft

>>18004970

thats why i said keep the gun. but witches, or at least trude, can lift steel girders that weight several thousand pounds. she can break any hold we can manage.

but shes still only like 90 pounds herself. we could throw her HARD. hard enough to get her dizzy at the very least when she hits the wall head first.

>>18005011
That's gunna hurt in the morning.

>>18005015

That's why we need Minna's help, she has to know some way of restraining Witches.

>>18004870
Detain, scream for a medic.

Detain! DETAIN!

>>18005024
Real men are tank aces

>>18004988
USS Yorktown,CV-10, in Sunny South Carolina.

This is a picture of a pilot in 1953. They were so important they had their own pilot only escalator installed on the ship to shuttle them to their planes. Use this to feed your mental imagery of pilots.

>>18005015
What brain, you mean the one the aliums scrambled like so many eggs to use as an assassin? Sounds like a fine idea to damage to me.

MEDIC! DOCTOR! HELP NOW!

aka scream for fucking help!

>>18005045

>implying we can't fix her with some NGAF pilot banter and a roll of tin foil.

>>18005025
No, they really can't, properly done holds lock joints, you literally can not brute force your way out of them.

>>18005014
Well, we're assuming that she's still okay. She could've been grazed pretty bad.

Interesting question, have any of you ever been shot before? Even just a little?

>>18005061
I somehow don't think we're experts in wrasslin'. I mean, Chuck Yeager was handing us our asses not too long ago.

>>18005061

The problem is "Proper".

She may be able to slip our grasp before we can line her up.

if we can get her, she shouldn't be able to do anything other than stay down, but if we don't get it right the first time...

Does MC even KNOW the joint lock? And can he do on one her before she SHOOTS him? I don't know.

>>18005073
that was Chuck motherfucking Yeager.

this is a teenage girl. I think we can handle it.

seconding MEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIC!

>>18005024
Hey, you think that's amazing, we have more.

I found this relevant, GROUND ATTACKERS, and

>Air Group 88
>88
welp, this is just like my animes!

>>18005045
We've already established we want to turn the witches into enpantsed, aviator-wearing badasses, that includes our radar loli. Besides, she's their only night fighter. She gets respect for that much, at least.

>>18005025
trude's magic power is SUPER STRANTH, so shes an exception, but sanya does carry that huge fething Fliegerhammer

>>18005072

Never with an actual round, but the effects are both far worse and far better than expected.

Minna is either mildly concussed, grazed with the bullet, or dead.

Possiblity also of big hole in head and abject confusion on severity of wound, but that's 1 in a million.

>>18005073
>>18005077
>>18005079
Those are points, but I still think it's a better option than "be at arms reach from a superstrong 15 year old girl who's trying to kill us but we really really don't want dead"

>>18005096
Oh great, I can never unsee MC without hair covering one of his eyes now.

You're good with guns. You know guns. They're fantastic machines, so simple in operation, but so complex in the delicate interplay of forces involved.

Past that, however, you're a fucking clumsy ape. So instead of doing anything clever or dramatic, you roll sideways, get your free hand twisted into Sanya's shirt, and slam her against the wall as hard as you can. You hear her teeth *click!* together as her skull meets wood, and then you hurl her with adrenaline-fueled strength down the length of the room. The Walther goes skidding along the floorboards.

With the springy swiftness only adreneline or a shitload of caffeine can give (and you're running on both,) you bounce to your feet and kick that fucking pistol so hard it flies across the room and ricochets off the baseboard, coming to rest under a table.

Then, the door implodes.

>>18005099
Erica went Riki-Oh on one of the aliums during their submarine night raid.

>>18005105
Hence, headbutt.

>>18005072
No, but some one I know said it it felt like "Having a piece of white hot metal rammed through you at the speed of sound"

>>18005072

Yes, with body armor on. But still I understand. The flying mug damage though could be worse I mean has anyone else here ever had their chief/Sargent throw a metal mug at them before?

>>18005072
yes
2 inch above belly button
noise, pain, looked, saw blood, passed out

>>18004960
Specifically anything in the "Non-H" and "Asian Porn" categories are going to be deleted some time in the near future. The wording of the news post says that "relevant material can be re-uploaded to the Misc category (whatever that means), but Non-H manga is no longer allowed". Exhentai is just a mirror of the first site with more search tags, so presumably this affects both.

I just spend some time saving a couple choice pictures from the Persona Series Artbook. Its worth poking around in there, you find a lot of neat stuff. There was a Persona comic with Nanako as Yotsuba for instance. Apart from the aforementioned Tank Witches, there is also quite a bit of Strike Witches stuff in the Non-H category, like the 2011 calendar.

I have a Strike Witches folder now and its all planefag's fault.

>>18005112
...
Well, whatever works.

>>18005112
HIT THE DECK

>>18005112
Sanyas flipped, she tried to shoot minna, then she tried to shoot me!

>>18005115
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?3uctjy05au343l5
speaking of erica....

>>18005112
>slam her against the wall as hard as you can. You hear her teeth *click!* together as her skull meets wood, and then you hurl her with adrenaline-fueled strength down the length of the room.
>Then, the door implodes.

Other than big FFS, My mind is full of fuck

>>18005112

Hoping it's MPs.

An eavesdropping witch would be good too.

>>18005112
oh crap....

>>18005112
>We are going to owe her so hard when she's back to normal.
Check on Minna/Yell for Yoshika

>>18005144
You're not doing that shit to me again.

>>18005112
Thank goodness, the MPs are here.


I bet that sentence has never been uttered ironically before

>>18005112
Aliens in her head, restrain her, tried to kill Minna!

>>18005144
Ohgodnotagain

>>18005112
>Your faces when we're mistaken for the bad guy.
"Sanya's been mind controlled get some tin foil!"

If it's Eila, THROW YOURSELF OFF THE WINDOW. It will hurt less.

>>18005101
Well, if we read OP properly, we nailed her with a mug to get her head out of the way, but even just a .380 going off that close to your head is going to fuck you up a little.

And yes, I've been caught in the leg with a ricochet before, and it hurt like fuck. Not really getting shot per se, but it still hurt. I can only imagine how bad a graze to the forehead would hurt.

>>18005112
thank god for the cavalry, i was worrying we would have to do ALL the work

>>18004854

Honestly I haven't decided. Perhaps something like the SS saving him in a brilliant glider-borne raid, only to kick him down the mountainside because he's such a prick. bounce~bounce~bounce~

POINT FINGER AT SANYA

IT WILL BE LEGIT

God damn the thread is moving fast tonight.

>>18005165
Oh its a given that that's going to happen. The only thing that would make it better is if minna was concussed and her memory is hazy

>>18005176
Rescued in a daring aerial raid. The pilots 'escorting' him to safety.
"Would you like to see what pilots like to do most, sir?"

>>18005176
Is Otto Skorzeny still alive?

>>18005176
The SS still exists? Hrm... does the falschrimjager still exist as well? How bout dem glider commandos? Oh god, what if there are witches in those forces hdgfughergrag my ideas are writing on their own

>>18005194

you think martians could kill him?

>>18005203
They got Downing, so...

>>18005112
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE'S JOHNNY!

>>18005200
Here in the SS we like discipline, ja?

Yell, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP!" We're nipping this thing in the bud right fucking now.

>>18005212
Well, Dowding wasn't exactly Obercommando Prime.

>>18005219
Something like this

why the fuck did we not call for a medic as soon a Minna was shot?

>>18005112
Yell for Yoshika to come up front and center, and for everyone else to help us pin Sanya.

If we yell hard enough and with enough authority, people will probably just take it as an order. It will only work, though, if we make sure we are the loudest and angriest motherfucker in the entire theater of operations.

>>18005230
Because we were too busy trying to keep Sanya from killing us.

>>18005230
Because we were about to get shot too?

>>18005230

Adrenaline... We're still on the first 4ish seconds after the she pulled her pistol.

>>18005112

Trude stands in the doorway, a blue-white magic aura radiating out from her body. She stares at the scene inside, jaw dropping open as her eyes dart around.

You stare right back, trying to think of what to say.

Minna.

The name smashes through your consciousness like an anchor.

MINNA.

Who has just been shot in the fucking head.

With Sanya not moving and Trude standing there, you ignore everything else and race to Minna. She's toppled off the bed, lying on her side against the cold wooden floorboards, and blood is pooling around her head. Her eyes are blank, her breathing coming irregular and shallow.

>oh god
>so much blood
>what do

>>18005230

Because the very next second we were busy dodging a bullet?

>>18005230

because the gun was swinging towards us?

that kinda thing sorta monopolizes your attention.

>>18005112
It's Sean, he noticed a pick up in transmissions in the area and remembered Sanya can hear them then put 2 and 2 together.

>>18005245
"GET A FUCKING DOCTOR IN HERE!"

Minna wasn't shot, we beaned her on the head with a mug as hard as we could, knocking her out of the way, and possibly out cold.

The door is either MPs or other witches. Hope they listen to us and not mark us as the offending party.

>>18005245

MEDIC!

>>18005245
"MEDIC!"

>>18005245
YOSHIKA WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU

>>18005245

tell trude to go get miyafuji.

tie up sanya in case she wakes back up.

>>18005245
No, stop. Think for once in our pilot lives. Yell for Trude to make sure Sanya's secured. Don't move her. Get fucking Miyafuji.

>>18005245
STOP THE BLEEDING GET MINNA TO YOSHIKA ERICA IS TO DETAIN SANYA

MOVE IT PILOT
MOVE IT
MOVE IT
MOVE IT

>>18005112
>then the door implodes
wait a minute planefag, we broke the doors lock and frame to get in here in the first place, why are they destroying an already broken door?

>>18005245
Gnome it up.

>>18005176
Wait a goddamn minute: What about Otto Skorzeny, the Most Dangerous Man in Europe? Please tell me he's still raising holy Hell with the Martians somewhere. Maybe we can even see a cameo of him?

>>18005245

Point Trude to Sanya.

"Keep her down, She's flipped"

Shirts coming off, bleeding needs stopped now.

>>18005245

GET A FUCKING MEEYAFOOJAY, TRUDE.

>>18005245

Call for Yoshika!

>>18005245
Pat her down for some chocolates.

rolled 54 = 54

>>18005245
GET YOSHI IN HERE

All right, let's assume we're going to call for a medic, OK folks?

>>18005245
Press E

>>18005245
SABC

STOP THE BLEEDING USE SHEETS AS BANDAGES AND DRESSING

KEEP THE NECK LEVEL

MEEYAFOOGEE HELP

>>18005245
There is an ancient army phrase used in such situations. It goes "MEDIC!"

...oh god dammit, this is going to allow Mallory to put whomever he wants in charge of the squadron.

>>18005245
My current fear

>>18005245
Demand Trude get Yoshika, tie up Sanya, pray.

>>18005264
Trude made a bigger hole

GET THE MAMEDANUKI IN HERE NAOE!

>>18005264
I'm pretty sure we just busted the lock. And now Erica has blown it off its hinges. Not much of a stretch to assume that we closed it while Minna held Sanya.

>>18005200
>The SS still exists? Hrm... does the falschrimjager still exist as well? How bout dem glider commandos? Oh god, what if there are witches in those forces hdgfughergrag my ideas are writing on their own

Yes, yes to all of this. If you happen to make up your own canon and it's sufficiently awesome it's fair game. Hell, the readers might decide it's more awesomer then something I already determined and over-rule me by shouting me down. This is strike witches fanfiction SUPER ORIGINAL DO NOT STEAL; getting possessive over this sandbox would be super-autistic. Go forth and awesomeize.

>>18005245
Point to Trude:
"Get Miyafuji! NOW!"

Take off our jacket, try to staunch the bleeding, and don't move her.

>>18005245

don't panic. Elevate her head and search for the entry wound. have Trude bind Sayna. the important thing is to get medical help to us. We are not trained to move her in that condition.

>>18005194
You don't just kill this man.
Even if they leveled all of Italy, Otto Skorzeny would have survivedand somehow evacuated Mussonlini's ass, too.

>>18005245
Tell Trude to detain Sanya, grab Minna and find Myofooogey

>>18005245
"MEDIC!"
And place something on the wound. DO NOT APPLY PRESSURE.

And PLEASE get that gun from under the table.
I can hear him scheming some evil schemes

>>18005290
*Trude, not Erica.

>from a clinic website on treating head trauma

Keep the person still. Until medical help arrives, keep the injured person lying down and quiet, with the head and shoulders slightly elevated. Don't move the person unless necessary, and avoid moving the person's neck. If the person is wearing a helmet, don't remove it.
Stop any bleeding. Apply firm pressure to the wound with sterile gauze or a clean cloth. But don't apply direct pressure to the wound if you suspect a skull fracture.
Watch for changes in breathing and alertness. If the person shows no signs of circulation (breathing, coughing or movement), begin CPR.

DO THIS. I'm sure we learned at least a little bit of first aid. Direct Trude to restrain Sanya.

"Aliens, signal, mind control! MEDIC!"

>>18005268
Agreed. Shirt off, apply pressure. Yell for medic.

DO NOTHING TO MINNA. shes got a serious headwound and we are not a medic. she shouldn't be moved or even touched really. head wounds always look messy but it isnt as necessary to stop the bleeding RIGHT NOW as you would think.

aquire medic.

make sure sanya is down.

>>18005313
Listen to this man

Take a look at the wound: Did the bullet go through or is it a ricochet?

Goddammit planefag if you killed Minna I don't even know what I'll do.

>>18005291
Now we are even, your word for a simple package of witches in afrika on mediafire, fair trade

>>18005279

Press "space bar" to MEDIC!

...alternatively hold "A" to revive teammate.

...alternatively alternatively, select your shock paddles with left on the D-pad/5, and then pull right trigger/left mouse click while looking at incapacitated teammate. May not work if teammate was killed by headshot or direct impact by artillery/tank cannon.

>>18005331
or wait till they respawn.......

>>18005313
>we are not a medic

I don't know much about 1940's military training but everyone in the current military gets basic first responder training.

YOSHIKA
NOW

There's not nearly enough F5 for this

Apply cigaro on the wound.

>>18005335

We're playing Arena.

>>18005245
Well, she's still breathing, so that's a good sign. Order Trude to take over dealing with Sanya.

>>18005346

>order

ummmm. dosent she outrank us?

>>18005291

>>18005245
Call for a medic, I mean Yoshika, also for head injuries you want to keep the head as high as possible, to prevent major and further injuries.

Also, COLOR CORRECTION. Future plane for us, the S-2. Glorious giant crewed plane, and it still can fly and fight!

>>18005342
Wait I thought we were playing Rush. Damn it.

>>18005356
FUCK RANK at this point. If we stop we die.

>>18005342
welp we are fucked, to bad her skull isnt a Pratt & Whitney R-2800-65W Double Wasp radial engine, cause we are all over that shit

>>18005365

If she pulls rank at this moment, we should just off the trio right here and now..

She can't be that stupid.

>>18005356
Why yes, yes she does

>>18005368
We could pretend it is and use her nipples to adjust the fuel pumps till the leak stopped?

>>18005372

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!

>>18005380
I like your thinking

>>18005365
http://ovalkwiki.com/The+Seventy+Maxims+of+Maximally+Effective+Mercenaries
maxim 2 (see also: 3 for flavor)

>>18005356
As if we listen to orders.

Get Sanya tied up, then have Trude retrieve the healer witch.

>>18005372
I trust that she won't. I fear that she'll freeze because veteran or not, this shit is highly fucked up.

YELL YOU SON OF A BITCH YELL BUT GET HER TO MOVE

>>18005380
>>18005386

As a trained and experienced fighter pilot, you know exactly what to do in this situation.

"MEDIC GOD DAMMIT MEDIC!" you scream as you literally tear the sheets off Sanya's bed. "MEEAAAFOOOOJIIII GET YOUR SKINNY NIP ASS IN HERE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW DO YOU HEAR ME BITCH."

You ball up the sheets, ready to apply them to the entire wounded quadrant of Minna's head, when you realize something.

You can't see the wound.

It's bleeding like a sumbitch and that scared the SHIT out of you but head-wounds always do, you know. But where's the

-ohgodohgod-

... the hole?

You lean over to inspect Minna's head more carefully, and she breezily backhands you. Hard enough to sting, even.

"Bitch!" you snarl, bringing down the wadded up sheets on Minna's head.

"What the fuck are you dohoing~" Minna says, her speech a bit slurred.

"Applying pressure," you say.

"Fhukcingzz off me shufgff hit me? Kill you," she mumbles, trying to rise. You lean forward a little, pinning her head to the floor, but you keep your palms away from where you think the bullet hole in her skull is.

"I should put a tourniquet on your fucking NECK!" you scream. You're getting a bit hoarse, what with all the knee-jerk rage.

>>18005245
"WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE WITH THE JAWS WIDE OPEN! HELP ME!'

>>18005410
WOOOOOOO now someone stop Sanya before she makes our heads pop or something.

>>18005410
And suddenly things are ok

>>18005393
Potential replacement aircraft in case we feel like upgrading to something bigger and badder, just in case.

Also, in medical situations, the only guy in charge is Doc, then the medical officers.

>>18005410
YO

about that gun under the table...

>>18005410
god dammit planefag, y u best

>>18005410
ADJUST THE FUEL PUMPS

>>18005410
now tell Trude to hold down Sanya.

>>18005427
Dude. Again. We're ARMY. Those are NAVY planes. And an Army guy will cut his own legs off and never fly again rather than fly a Navy plane.

>>18005410
>that pic
that should be a nice cup of RAGE, going by what's going on right now.

Also, secure the mind-controlled one!

>>18005410
Oh fucking thank you. Tell her in clear, precise words that she needs to lay down. The bullet probably glanced her due to our well-timed mug toss.

She's probably concussed. Slurred words, slow recognition, the works. Like being really drunk.

>>18005410

If trude doesn't have the little minx pinned right fucking now...

>>18005410
wait... is she wounded or not? I heam, head wounds tend to bleed a lot, even from minor wounds, but it doesn't seem like she's been shot in the head or anything

in after she dosent know about the gun and wigs out because we pegged her with a mug for no reason.

>>18005410

Get Trude or someone else to bring Sanya down to the basement.

Hopefully the signal will not be as strong down there and we'll have more time until we can macguver a solution.

>>18005443
Or like being shocked by a Martian cattle prod.

>>18005410
oh god we've lost it

>>18005450
I think she's bleeding from the mug impact and dazed by the pistol going right next to her head, but otherwise fine. MC just flipped the fuck out~

>>18005410
How cute.
Adrenaline has casually offed reading comprehension.
Well done, Sir.

>shot in the head
>forcibly shove her head to the floor

legitimates medical practitioner of the highest order.

So the gun had a misfire? or did the recoil alter the trajectory enough that the shot missed?

>>18005427
Not big enough, not bad enough

>>18005480
We knocked Minna's head out of the way with a precisely aimed mug.

If I were her, I'd be flipping the fuck out about Sanya more than MC, who is clearly doing nothing more than applying first aid.

>>18005480
Neither. We threw a mug at Minna's head.

>>18005410
We need Trude to pin Sanya. Like, right the fuck now.

If Minna's as badly concussed as I think she is, she needs to stay down. Thankfully, she should be pretty weak, so it'll be easy to just pin her there.

>>18005410
We need to inform Minna that she owes us a cup of coffee after this.

>>18005492
Except the last thing she likely remembers is us throwing a mug at her head.

>>18005480
Recoil occurs after the bullet leaves the barrel.

>>18005410
Pick up Sanya and take her to the kitchen, make her one of these out of tin foil.

>There never was a gun
>We're seeing things
>We just smashed our CO in the head and the tackled the girl who tried to stop us

>>18005492
>who is clearly doing nothing more than attempting to smother her with bedsheets
ftfy

>>18005440
Fair enough.

I found this note funny. it notes how pilots would attempt to use the tailhook as a weapon. I don't know why this amuses me.

>>18005410

Have someone hold her down, and alert Trude about the weapon.

>>18005454
Their signals are subject to various physical laws. Even alien radio has to follow some sort of physical laws!

>>18005496
I think most of the people here dont need a reason to pin minna to the floor

>>18005511

Those hats don't actually work.

We need her in the cellars.

At least there, reception is probably terrible and she should not feel its effects.

>>18005516
Fuck that light reflection

>>18005522
Dammit Panzer she's like 10 there.

>>18005535
Not that it's viable now, but maybe that radar set on our bird puts out enough noise that it could drown out the alium signal in close proximity.

>>18005535

It's a serious oversight that she isn't given a location to dampen transmissions...

>>18005512

that would certainly be quite a twist. why would e be affected by the martian brainwashing though?

it would be a little boring to just be going crazy.

>>18005516
I can read maybe half of that, i do see a part saying "flying over enemy planes n loltailhook"

>>18005554

That's keeping her from being brainwashed by pointing an airhorn at her...

>>18005555
Yeah, they should have predicted fooken aliums with mind control waves.

>>18005555
Quads for truth. Get her into the cellar.

>>18005516

>Tail hooks

I am still terribly amused about the F-35 Naval Variant not being able to land on carriers.

You'd think they'll at least not fuck that one part up.

>>18005562
Given the two, I know which I'd choose.

>>18005565
wait what?

The NAVY....Built a plane..... that CANNOT land on ships?

>>18005548

>>18005410

"I'm h-" you hear Miyafuji say from the doorway, then a sharp gasp as she sucks in air. "You're hurt!"

"Shot in the head," you say, a tremor in your voice. "She needs all the juice you can pump into her, now!"

The girl hesitates a second, but moves before you can snap at her. She tugs at your hands, and you reluctantly let them fall away. Miyafuji blinks.

"It grazed her."

The moment of cartridge detonation mere seconds ago is burned, seared into your mind. You remember the angles involved clearly.

"BULLSHIT," you snap.

"Dust bunniezzzz" Minna slews.

"She'st talking, she's conscious, there's no ho- no serious- no-"

"No entry wound," Trude's tense, scared voice breaks in.

You lean over and look closer.

"Hoppitty along," Minna says seriously. "Arrest them trude, canot hop inhere."

"But this is serious," Trude says.

"What," you say.

"You're bleeding real bad," Trude says.

"She can't understand you," you say, gathering up the sheets to reapply the compress.

"No, YOU," Miyafuji scolds you. "Sit down."

You look at her like she's insane. "We need to get Minna to the infirmary. Hold her head."

Instead, Trude holds your arms. You don't remember her moving, but soon you're leaning against the side of the bed, your arms pinned down by somebody's thighs, and Miyafuji is applying those sheets to your leg. Minna's muttering vauge orders about arresting everybody and letting Bismark sort 'em out, or something.

Cuff, blind and if possible find a source of white noise for Sanya. The sensory deprivation should keep her disoriented until some anesthesia can be applied.

How do we know this? standard prank for a napping pilot, mate.

>>18005565

after the huffwagon, nothing is surprising.

>>18005565
Multirole planes are only good if they can actually do multiple roles, not suck at everything like a hooker with a vacuum

>>18005580
Ah, adrenaline. Morphine is for chumps.

>>18005580
>Realize we've been shot
"Well... fuck"

We end up in the infirmary an awful lot.

>>18005580
What, no that's not a bullet wound, it's a ventilation entrance, and oh by the way sanya tried to kill minna she's probably possessed by alium radar

>>18005580
So...errybody just ignoring Sanya, then? Assuming we didn't kill her?

>>18005574

http://rt.com/news/f-35-design-flaw-917/

Here you go.

The tailhook was too far forward to deploy in time when it lands.

AND THEY CAN'T FIX IT EASILY.

>laughingwhores.jpg

>>18005580
Welp, we did it again. In before trying to give her the damn watch in the hospital again.

>>18005611
Yeah.
SANYA YOU FUCKS TEND TO HER

>>18005580
Adrenaline is a wonderfull thing...
I wonder how long it would have taken us to work out that we had been shot

>>18005580
More morphine?
...
MOARFEEN!
We're going to end up addicted to that stuff.

>>18005613

Hey, we've got an excuse this time.

"Minna, take the damn watch before I get ventilated again... You're giving me bad luck."

>>18005580

I've had worse! Like the other day for example!

>>18005612
still a step up from venting engine exhaust into the pilots air supply.

>>18005615
motherfucker we got shot!

>>18005616
Adrenaline + blood loss = shock, so about when we died would be my guess.

>>18005613
>>18005624
Fuck no, that shit comes after D-Day.

>>18005580

If it's turning into random blabbering, shouldn't it technically be in German?

>>18005616

Typically, people need restrained when they get shot and not incapacitated immediately.

>>18005580
>>18005580
WE NEED TO STOP FUCKING PROTECTING MINNA GOD DAMN, FIRST OUR LIVER, THEN WE GET SHOT, WHATS NEXT? I JUST HOPE IT ISNT OUR GROIN.... we need it to pilot stuff

>>18005574
yeah lockheed martin fucked up, thank god we have production tests, because they will have to spend their own money to fix this shit. New fighter construction is suffering (while in Engineering, we all bitch about this new company making our reactors).

Anyway, CALLSIGNS.

PLASMA

Think of that, PLASMA as a callsign!

>>18005641

depends. since shes pretty much only been speaking english for a few years it aint that weird.

or maybe MC knows german and is translating in his head.

>>18005580
So they do understand that the commie was trying to kill Minna right?

>>18005655
Technically the liver bit was a good thing, it's like brand new now so we can drink even more.

>>18005658
that's a hot callsign?

i got nothin

>>18005655

Hey, we got a BRAND NEW liver out of that. Totally worth it.

>>18005658
>Wangberg

>>18005618
Or dead, as we always mix it with alcohol.

>bullet deflected
OR
>our gnome powers pulled the bullet to us in a nonlethal location

Either is good.

>>18005580
SANYA. WITH THE GUNS AND THE SHOOTINGS. RESTRAIN. NOW. BEFORE MORE SHOOTING.

Also, we apparently have yet another hole in us from trying to save a witch's butt. These girls are bad for our health.

Priority one: Secure Sanya before more shenanigans ensue. Seriously, goddamn aliums just got into her head or something. This shit cannot stand.

requesting a two-week pass, MC needs a break

\BUNNIES!!/

>>18005676
>>18005673
Duh, i completely forgot we got rid of our old busted liver, disreguard my previous post then

>>18005658

>callsign: Ward

Imagine if the squadron involved was made up of /tg/ folks...

>>18005658
>Shireman
>LeBoutilier
>Wangberg

It's like they just threw a bunch of creoles together.

>>18005695

Two weeks?

Every witch would be dead... and they will have never worn pants and aviators in a formation in front of our beautiful plane in a cheesy group photo.

>>18005697
its like my joystick is moving on its own

>>18005697
Goddammit, now blood is spewin from my nose and on to the keyboard

Notice how at least one of the kraut bitches is always involved when we get injured?

>>18005697
>>18005710
yes

Goddamn germans always getting me extra ventilation, can I please have some happy-go-go-juice before I pass out, and oh yeah sanya tried to kill the commander

>>18005715
thats because the best witches we wanna hang around are german?

>>18005715
At least one? so far it's only been Minna.

We technically weren't injured that first day, we just passed out from exhaustion.

\BUNNYSUITS!/

With how often we're seeing it, I think we can put our name, pilot style, on that wheelchair.

Then we add little wings to it.

Well these martians have just tipped their hand.

Once we secure Sanya, we can isolate the signal, generate the opposite, and magnify it a hundred times. See how they like that.

>>18005758

Wings? how about a better idea,

We need to stencil a few things on...

How about a spider, three or four squid, and now a pistol?

We're like some perverse good luck charm that attracts all of the bad shit destined for the Witches.

>>18005758
And a plane-style pinup of Minna on it. We'll call it the Rolling Court Martial.

Fuck, almost forgot. Requested in the last thread.

>>18005699
And I decided just this moment to read up on this. Is there a report on our current issues with every character?

>>18005769
>>18005765
This with wheels. DOO EET


And a revolving door in the clinic

>>18005765
....ORRRRRR
We could put one witch in the air, and three more in a triangle below them, to form a triangular pyramid about two klicks on a side, maybe more, and triangulate the signal, find the source, and capture it for the Section Ten guys to rip to pieces.

>>18005765
Or you know, destroy it and tell everybody to find and destroy theirs asap before other people become murder hobos.

>>18005777

It's perfect.

And we're already in autosage!
What ludicrous number of posts can we get today!

>>18005774

>the Rolling Court Martial

I fucking lost it. Excellent work, sir.

>>18005746
Don't forget all the blunt force head truma.

I think I SOLVED THE MYSTERY.

Mug is thrown, beans Minna in the head. Sanya shoots, bullet ricochets off the mug. We charge, leg forward, and that's when the bullet hits us.

>>18005774
>>18005758

"Trude," you say, "Sanya is being mind-controlled by alien radio-wave transmissions."

From somewhere behind and above, you hear her reply.

"Wut"

"Oh, and she shot Minna in the head," you add.

"Uh."

"And Miyafuji, I been stabbed by robospiders, this ain't shit," you inform her seriously. "Ain't shit." Ain't SHIT.

You regain some semblance of clearheadedness about twenty minutes later, lying in an infirmary bed. You blink, and look up at Sakamoto, who's sitting on your bed, hand patting your hip. You blink some more, confused. You remember talking to Sakamoto, clearly, you remember being brought to the infirmary from the dorms, you remember them taking Sanya out, screaming, but you don't really *remember* it.

"Looks like you're with us again," Sakamoto says.

"What... I..."

"I had them give you a little painkiller," Sakamoto says. "Just a little. If you don't, the body generates its own, and that can make you even loopier then morphine."

>>18005791
With such a low percentage of actual story posts to messing-around posts!

>>18005774
Oh gods yes

>>18005774
I fucking lost it

>>18005771
Well, at least we can handle it. If we weren't here everyone on the island would be dead three times over.
Also, my captcha has a drawing of a bus in it.

>>18005785

First off, we need to get the word out fast that their night witches in the affected areas need to be but in a deep bunker asap until the signal can be turned off.

>>18005791
That means we still have 300 more posts to go till the next thread.

>>18005580
And i quote Erica: "Heh. Bunny."


>we been shot.
in the ass again?

>>18005807
We should just ove ALL of our shit into this infirmary room. This is about the only place we get ANY sleep

>>18005774

you know, im kinda feelin it.

We should ask Minna if she'd move our quarters from the barracks to the infirmary.

>>18005807
"Sakamoto, please tell me I didn't hallucinate all that shit. On second thought, tell me I did."

STATUS REPORT

>>18005807

I don't care if we're walking with a cane... First thing we're gonna do is find that transmitter and blow the shit out of it.

>>18005833
I'm just fucking envisioning this. Wheel in, dump a footlocker in front of a hospital bed. Doctor goes to protest.

"No, this is mine now. You find someplace else to operate."

>Sanya is being mind-controlled by alien radio-wave transmissions

If this were ANY other situation, we'd be sent to the happy-home.

>>18005807
So did any of what I think happened really just happen?

>>18005837
I'm kinda hoping we did. That would be fucking hilarious.

>>18005853

Except the fact that would mean we shot ourselves in the leg... meaning we're outtathere before you can say "But I read Catch 22"

>>18005850
Anticipating a "no, pilot, you are the aliums?"

I swear to god if this was all a dream I am going to murder everyone in this thread
Including me

we're still laid up from the spider that stabbed us. EVERYTHING since then was a hallucination.

>>18005807
I'm so confused. Did we seriously just play a dream sequence?

Well, we got between Trude's thighs.

How long has it been since we actually slept in our own bed?

Sakamoto, you are fairly trustworthy. Can you get my footlocker and move it in here?

Also my wheelchair, and I'll need some paint to keep track of bounces

>>18005870
I would just commit sudoku

>>18005881
I knew Rommel hiding in a fridge was too good to be true.

>>18005838
Unless the martians planted something like a signal relay somewhere in the castle, chances are that the source of the transmissions is somewhere in Normandy.

>>18005890
just now.

This is our bed.

>>18005890
we have a bed?

>>18005890
I don't think we have ever slept in our bed.

>>18005890
IIRC the day before we bounced Sanya in thread 1.

>>18005890
Since the submarine raid.

>>18005905

That wasn't ours.

We slept in Elia's Bed.

>>18005807

"Minna!" you exclaim, trying to sit up, but Sakamoto plants her palm against your chest and shoves you back into the bed, firmly.

"She's fine, silly. She's in the bed next to yours, in fact."

You look to your left, and see a bare white mattress, recently stripped.

"Sh- she-"

Sakamoto seizes your chin and forces your head to the right.

"... oh."

Minna is lying there, snoozing, her face peaceful.

"Is she...?"

"Didn't you see?" Sakamoto says. "The bullet skipped right off her skull. Didn't even dent it, really." She lifts up that eyepatch she wears, and you see her right eye. You start.

"I can seee~ things~" she says, letting her voice quaver with mock mystery. Then she laughs, but keeps it to a respectful dull roar. "I had a look inside Minna's skull. No brain damage or anything; just the bleeding you see from a concussion, and they've given her some stuff that'll prevent any permanent damage."

"Between that and Miyafuji... it'll be like it never happened." You snort. "Not even football players have it that good."

Good god, you dreamfags are delusional. We got sent here after being shot and our head is fucked up on *more* morphine. That's all.

inb4 its all a dream sequence.
and we loop back to that alium night attack.

>>18005891
>Tracking bounces by painting little broomsticks on our wheelchair

DO IT

>>18005915
no, back in thread 1 we belonged to a proper squadron of planes, and had never actually met any of the witches.

>>18005916
I know we're not voting yet, but:
"Oh, thank God.

Now help me fuck with her."

>>18005891
>Kill tally marks
>On a wheelchair

I like the way you think.

>>18005916
"Why isnt she in my bed?"

>>18005931

>read that as 'help me fuck her'

/rubseyes

Sakamoto would probably have agreed, very easily.

>>18005916
>Obligatory "Hard Headed" jokes when she wakes.

>>18005916
So in other words, the only one who got shot was us. Wonderful.

Also, the next logical question is Sanya, of course.

>"Not even football players have it that good."

I'm fairly sure many military corps have female rugby teams, now that I think about it...

>>18005916
>looking for reaction image
It comes to my attention that I have no positive reaction images.

>>18005931

We're currently slightly incapped... you know... Gut wound isn't happy, and we have a bullet that went through our thigh...

Honestly, I'm most worried about Sanya, with an sadly cruel reason.

If there are transmitters, we need help to locate them. We can't have her locate them if whenever she isn't wearing a magneto helmet, she's being told how pretty our skull would look with a 9mm in it.

>>18005917
As one of the people asking "was that all real" it was more of a in character question, was hoping to prompt questions about giant Trudes crushing us and Minnas cackling as they boiled us for soup stock.

You know, those things you believe might have actually happened when waking up out of a drugged sleep.

>>18005931
"Oh, thank God.
Now help fuck her."
EVEN BETTER

>>18005916
"Is it just me, or am I wounded every time she gets near me?"

>>18005949
I'm pretty sure that Sakamoto will try to get Minna and MC laid just so that they get it out of their system at one point.

>>18005967
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART

>>18005973
AND YOU'RE TOO LATE

>>18005962
Assuming the Witches don't get the .32 acp issued.

>>18005916
Okay good.
What about Sanya?
Also, locker and wheelchair. DO IT PLANEFAG.

>>18005977
...That's not the right line you idiot.

Every time MC looks into her eyes he gets a step closer to death

>>18005962
You can in fact triangulate a location with just one set of eyes, pick a spot, go to it, plot direction to object, move to another location, repeat.

Congratulations, you have achieved triangulation, the only thing having a second person to do it with does is speed things up.

Also, Sean needs to stop listening to that shit before He goes the way of Sanya, wouldn't want to try to triangulate shit with a relatively inexperienced comms officer.

>>18005977
It's AND YOU'RE TO BLAME

>>18005949
>>18005972
i can imagine her laughing the entire time

>>18005977
IT'S "AND YOU'RE TO BLAME" YOU FUCKING FUCK. FUCK.

>>18005996
At least he didn't kiss Yoko.

>>18005996

Worth it, and I ain't even a Minna-fag.

Seriously, we gotta start cataloging this shit so we can keep the scars straight.

>>18006005
"SAKAMOTO

SAKAMOTO I STUCK MY DICK IN CRAZY"

"SAKAMOTO

SAKAMOTO FUCKHEAD STUCK IT IN ME"

>>18006004
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME!

>>18006000
No.

You need three points to calculate distance. That's why it's called TRIANGulation.

>>18005996

I'd be fine with that, I mean we are a pilot not some mechanic.

>>18006000
>Also, Sean needs to stop listening to that shit before He goes the way of Sanya
Sean may be a radar gnome but he's not listening to that shit 24/7. He'll be fine.
>>18006005
"...why are you harder?"

>>18005962
HEy, I had a thought. Since it is a radio wave, we can actually block it with current technology. All we need is a helmet transmitter, a couple of OpAmps, and a reciver. We can have the amplifier over her head and ears, reciving and inverting, or sending the signal directly to ground, thus treating it as a null signal. I know, I did this a while back.

"Now here's what we do. Go find an x-ray of somebody who got really messed up, broken bones, shattered skull, the works. Then post them up on a board in her line of sight. She wakes up and thinks that's her. She'll flip like a pancake."

how has the war gone on so long and only 8 witches dead if they pull of so much clever bullshit?

there really must have been some sort of leadership change over there.

>>18005996
And he's gonna step right up to Death, face to face, and HEADBUTT that fucker.
We got Witches to bounce and aliums to kill. We don't have time to be dead.

We need to get a marker, and draw X's over our eyes, then make sure she sees us first thing when she wakes up.

"So," Sakamoto asks, "What the FUCK happened in there?"

You nod, rubbing your head. Sakamoto's speaking as the acting second-in-command now, and you know it.

You describe how you kicked in the door, found Sanya curled int the fetal position, crying, and how she pressed the Walther against Minna's skull when Minna was busy hugging her.

The Japanese Witch's single visible eye bores into you. "But her angle was off."

"No," you say. The memory is burned into your mind. "I..." you have to think for a second. "I... right. I nailed her in the head with a coffee mug."

"Sanya?"

"No. Minna." You rub your head. "I don't even remember deciding to go for it."

"You said that Sanya produced the pistol, pressed it to Minna's head and pulled the trigger. As a complete statement. Like it was one motion," Sakamoto says, and her brown eye glitters with... curiosity? Sharp suspicion? A little of both? You don't know, and are too wigged out to care. "And you threw it at Minna, not Sanya? The timing must have been perfect."

"Hardly," you say. "Her pistol hang-fired."

>>18006034

Do we need to revisit the "play dead", or are we just gonna go get ourselves killed by friendly fire?

>>18006040

Or they absorbed some kind of intelligence.

>>18005916
Crawl into Minna's bed

>>18006024
No, you need two pints, the third point is the position of what you're looking for, three points, triangle three.

the only reason for a third point to measure from is if you're also checking vertical distance which is silly.