But on uniform, no reason not to look sexy for the enemy.

You skipped a section.

>>18007020

Direct, simple statements

"You were influenced by the transmissions, Minna is fine and sleeping it off."

JOKE MODE ACTIVATED

"YOU MURDERATED HER"

>>18007020
Relax, they are mostly fine, I'm the only one who got really hurt, so it's just another Monday.

Also, you need to help me with the ROLLING COURT-MARTIAL

Minna's fine!

>planefag do you have swq posts saved in a document somewhere (all of them)? if so could you share

>>18007020
Elder brother mode ENGAGE
"Hey. Hey. She's okay. It's fine."

Also, the Rolling Court Martial best have "Witches With Britches" painted on it as a slogan.

>>18007020

"Don't worry, shes alright. We're all ok."

Don't forget to smile at the girl.

>>18007057
No.

>>18007057

Are you a dumbass or just slow? No jokes.

>>18007046
It's in an image in the last thread due to autoban dickery.

also >wat do
"She's alright." Doesn't matter what else you say, that should be the first thing seeing as Sanya has no idea what's happened.

>>18007020
"She's fine."

>>18007057
NO FUCK YOU. Funny later, not now.

>>18007073
Sound's like someone is giving a fuck.

>>18007020
"Minna's fine. My mug to her head did more damage. And thanks for the concern, kid.
"But nah, the both of us are fine."

"Easy, pipsqueak. She's OK."

Don't even bring up that we got shot.

*im* the one you shot. ya only grazed minna.

roll eyes as if we are deeply offended by having been forgotten.

>>18007020
It's alright, Minna's OK, in fact I probably hurt her worse than you did, sorry about the headache too, I had to be a little rough to stop you before you tore me to shreads.

And, I'm sorry, I knew about the martian signals, and I knew that you could hear them, but didn't put two and two together until it was too late. Had I thought faster you wouldn't have had to go through all this...

>>18007062
>Witches Sans Britches?

>>18007081
We'll take it back later.

>>18007020
"good news and bad news Minna was to thick headed for your pistol to do anything, My leg on the other hand hurts so as punishment you need to help me finish painting my wheelchair I call it "the rolling court-marshal"

>>18007097

they already are sans britches...

>>18007081
>If superior Officer, then NO FUCKS EVER
>If Similar rank Check for Rivalry
>If Rivalry, ESTABLISH ALPHA MALE
>If no rivalry BIG BRO MODE ENGAGE

>>18007020
"Minna's Ok. So am I. Thanks for asking"

>>18007082
I like this. A little joke here and some bro here.

>>18007061
Wasn't somebody copypasting them onto a 1d4chan page? I could be remembering wrong.

>>18007020
"She's fine. You missed, dummy. Who taught you to shoot, anyway?"

>>18007046

see

>>18006744

If you're reading this on fooz.us or some other autoarchive with no full-image saving SUCKS TO BE YOU!

>>18007115
foolz saves images though.

>>18007115
I saw that. We just went from on foot, in the hall, to...some undisclosed location in a wheelchair.

>>18007115
JOKES ON YOU PLANEFAG
foolz now has full image archiving!

>>18007128
Re-read the OP.

>>18007112
i'm starting a copypasta in a doc on my comp, but i'm about 27 threads behind...

Putting this forward again as Pinup art of the Rolling Court Martial.

has op been drunking?

>reading Tiger in the Desert
>huh, that tank looks kinda like an AFW
>Charlotte hops in and starts using it
>holy crap it's totally a shorter AFW
It's like Strike Witches fused with Ring of Red. Neat.

>>18007148
Minna would hate that.

WE MUST DO IT.

>>18007138
I did fucking read it.

Why was Paddy there?

>>18007115
reading on /suptg/ mostly
but it's nice to re-read with out the 490 non-story posts sometimes. that's why i asked if you already had the story so far

So, are we EVER going to get around to checking the magic vault or are we going to let PF distract us with shinies at every turn?

>>18007148
put a bra on it and i'll support it

>>18007020
god damnit i wish these assholes asking for all your posts condenised just fucking waded though the previous threads and got them themselves, also gib hugs to our comrade

>>18007163
He's the guard on Sanya.

>>18007163
Who else would you have guarding a crazed Witch but one of the most hardcore badasses of WWII?

>>18007167
Shinnies. All the time.

>>18007167
We've got a chance to do so after this, we're in the basements.

Assuming we don't get bounced by Sakamoto. She's totally gonna know where we buggered off to.

>>18007148
I'm going to have to vote against that...

>>18007167
SHINIES

>>18007167

its here in the basements isnt it?

our next stop, i swear.

but this sanya thing really is important.

>>18007163
You clearly missed
>After wheeling your way down to the cellar (bouncing down a few flights of stairs, of course,) you spent an hour or so decorating the "Rolling Court Martial", then dozed a bit, waiting for Sanya to wake up.

you know the bit that says where you are and what's going on.

And Paddy (the sas guy not the bartender) is clearly the "observer" Sakamoto mentioned.

>>18007187

We are in the cellar area. It's just the books can wait until sanya is taken care of.

>>18007162
Not as much as you might think. She'd be a little flattered that we put her on our plane.

>>18007184
I second this, i like our new liver right where it is thank you very much

>>18007124
Foolz only saves the thumbnails. Not the full images like suptg.

>>18007198
on our wheelchair you mean.

Along with tallies for how many time's we've bounced her

>>18007198
"Damn, really? Nevermind then."

Non-chalantly throw a bucket of black paint right over it with a splash.

>>18007152
>get to volume two
>not translated

>>18007202
Foolz saves whole files now.

If we are caught going through the books, I cannot see anybody being particularly impressed.

Maybe wait until we know we have a chance to do so undetected?

>>18007202
I already archived it in suptg so the point is moot

>>18007167
Didn't we just fall asleep for nothing? Again?
Are we capable of going up stairs on the wheelchair?

>>18007202
Nope.
Foolz now saves full images.

>>18007112
>most ideal shape

She must be cavernous.

>>18007212
They're probably magically warded. I think that's going to wait until we get a Witch that knows our secret and that we can trust not to go rattling her mouth off.

>>18007209

Whut? All have been translated.

http://g.e-hentai.org/g/161042/2eb437518f/

>>18007209
hey you... you... double person
http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?7u9n16kqc4t0qhv
mother fucking panzerhexen has your ass covered, I just wish i could find me a translated copy of Vol 5

>>18007219
i lold

>>18007201
Agreed.

>>18007222
>dual-wielding Bofors 40mms

whyboner.png

>>18007222

lol. That realisation of the release date in your tankwitches thread.

>>18007221
The link from the last thread led me to a Japanese one.
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/298394/a58283bec1/

>>18007236
if only my mother would let me duelwield 40mm bofors...

>>18007148
Maybe something a little less racy. Can someone post examples? I'm on my phone.

>>18007210
Sweet since when? I really wish things were like that from the beginning.

Don't have a course of action to suggest cuz I'm not quite sure whats going on.

>>18007212
That takes forethought and planning. We are pilots. We go there, jam the door and hope nothing comes of it. If caught, claim we were looking for a way to counter shields, as things wouldn't have gone well before if sanya used hers.

"Shush up kid, she's sleeping," you say immediately.

"Bb-bbubub-huuuhh," Sanya says, bursting into treats.

You blink and shake your head violently. Tears. Tears. She's weeping.

Fucking morphine. Fucks you up reeeal good.

You roll on over to Sanya and put a hand on her shoulder. "Everything's fine. Everybody's safe. It's over, Sanya. It's over, okay?"

"I shot Minna," she says, gasping. "I... I shot YOU...." she begins sobbing again, inconsolably, huge HIC HIC HICs racking her tiny frame as every ounce of breath goes into weeping.

You flick your finger against her forehead, hard, and grab her head, forcing her to look at you. "MINNA. IS. FINE," you say sternly. "Have you ever, ever, EVER tried to convince a German to change their opinion?"

She keeps on HIC'ing, but she manages to nod.

"Trust me, they've got the thickest skulls in the fucking animal kingdom. And you shot at her with a god-damned .32 caliber popgun. Would've done better to punch her, Christ."

"B-b-buh-"

"Bounced right off her thick skull. She's safe. I'm safe. YOU are safe, okay?"

Her lips trembling, tears pouring down her face, she shakes her head and begins to lose it again. You wrap your arms around her and hug her. Scooting out of your wheelchair, you sit with her on the little cot and you hug her for a good while.

planfag get banned again?

>>18007262
>bursting into treats.

Bitch, I love you.

>>18007262
In before she produces another pistol and shoots us.

>>18007265
yep.

apparently it's saying a possesive noun followed by engines that does it.

go figure

>>18007262

HNNNGGGGHH

>>18007247
OK, here's an /a/ thread about her from a while ago.

>>18007262
D'awww.

Full-comfort mode is go.

Do not administer alcohol.

>>18007273
Like our skull is any less thick than Minna's.

>>18007280
... Why engines?

>MC gets hurt around krauts
>Hartmann never lost a wingman
>Erica drinks and trolls, all day erry day

I may have a proposition.

>>18007262
DAWWW

Offer candy, if we have it. We just came from a hospital room, we gotta have mints or something.

>>18007287

People keep forgetting that we're the only guy on the base who can win russian roulette with a full gun.

>>18007290
fuck if I know.


I dare you to try it

>>18007262
and THEN eila walks in.

captcha: Ill-tempered puffigh

captcha knows.

>>18007262
>bursting into treats

HUE

>>18007262

>>18007285
I might need this:
archive.foolz.us/a/thread/61466579/

>>18007262
It's time to hum that song.
It works wonders for her.
Image to attract the attention of others.

moe!!

>>18007299
Invite her to join.
>>18007316
Naw.

>>18007262

Didn't get to sing that song the last time.

Might be a good time to do so.

>>18007316

or just ask her to.

>>18007320
Fuck that concept and everything it stands for.

>>18007262

HUM THE SONG DAMNIT

Finally caught up

Do we even know--- of course we know the damn song she sang it in our radio for ages.

>>18007262
Quota of yearly good deeds: fulfilled.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb4GVykiuNA

I found a pic of Minna we could use for the plane.

>>18007329
Guys, guys, I've got it.

"Hey, can I tell you a secret? You know that little song of yours? Used to drive me nuts. So I decided I'd play a little trick and bounce one of you coming out of the Channel. The rest is history. Don't tell Sakamoto, okay? Just between you and me." If that encourages her a little, ask her to sing it for you proper, so you can hear it all at once.

>>18007258
...so what is under there if not panties?

>>18007329

We've got a singing voice, let's duet,

"You know... I never caught that whole song, ever since we bounced you the night before I got here."

>>18007296
Phhh. We can win russian roulette with an automatic and first turn.

>>18007352

hah, yeah i like this.

>>18007352
HORRIBLE IDEA.

"remember that time some asshole flew down and spooked the lot of you for no reason? That was me, and I did it because I hate your song."

THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. DON'T.

>>18007352
Some things are better left unsaid. Let's take that one to the grave.

>>18007352
Terrible idea, remember she actually shot at us when we pulled that stunt. It's going to trigger the trauma again.

>>18007352
Gotta go with this.

>>18007352
If we ever admit to that, Sakamoto will murder us. Do not say this ever.

>>18007371

You aren't getting the point

"See, we haven't gotten the chance to get off on the right foot."

>>18007371

its all in the phrasing, man.

>>18007371
Not like that, verbatim. Couch it in soft words, make it a little conspiracy. Besides, I think our legendary jerk reputation has made it around town already. Make it less "I hate that song," more "only hearing snippets at a time."
>>18007378

And more than that, it covers a big lie with a little one. Magic? No, we're assholes.

>>18007350
nono, for the rolling court martial, if she destroys the plan we'll be grounded.

>>18007352
That was her we bounced. Though telling her that would make her COMPLETELY forget about earlier for quite some time. I'll leave it to others to ok this.

>>18007378
>>18007371
>>18007380
I really have to agree...lets never mention that.

WE CONFESS NOTHING

NOTHING

Also, provide hugs until weeping stops, then go and acquire pants.

>>18007299

>trolling machine 24/7
>sanya shows up
>DERE AS FUCK

i think that mc IS elia.

>>18007350
Hmm... maybe.

In the end, all that matters is the that there's some picture of her in our plane.

>>18007400
No. Admitting. Anything.

Hm, captch? EPappli $79,000? No, not even for eighty grand.

>>18007262

"I could hear them," Sanya whispers into your shirt some time later.

"Whu?"

"In my sleep," she whispers. "In my dreams. Loud... so loud..."

"What did they say?"

Sanya shudders violently and buries her face in your shirt.

"... was it even in words?"

She shakes her head.

An odd thought passes through your mind, and you frown.

"Did they even *try* to take control of you?"

The little Witch doesn't answer.

Paddy raises his hand in a "slow-down" gesture, and you nod.

"I want to go home," Sanya murmurs. "I want to go home. I want to go home..."

"Russia?"

"I can't even talk to them now," Sanya says, horror creeping into her voice. "The Martians can corrupt radio, they poison my signals, I can't talk to him, I can't even HEAR him, I can't hear my papa anymore-!" She starts pounding her fists against you with frustration and rage and desperation so pure she doesn't even remember where she is. "I CAN'T HEAR HIM ANYMORE, GOD -" and then she begins screaming and weeping and bawling in Russian.

>wat do? wat say?

>>18007352
No, the implications of that are that we hated her song, and that's why we freaked the fuck out of her and her squadron by bouncing her.

I figured you guys might appreciate this.

>>18007401
toga! with nothing under it this time. teach Eila... something. i'm not certain what, but teach her nonetheless

>>18007414
START HUMMING THE SONG, IF POSSIBLE OFFER CANDY

>>18007414
Say nothing, Just hug.

>>18007414

Sing, goddammit sing. Sing like you've never sung before.

>>18007414
Oh damn it, consoling and comforting is not our strong suit.
All I can think of is asking about the song some more, try to get her to calm down with it.

>>18007414
Hum the song?

>>18007414
Hum the song.

>>18007414
First, we hum.

Then I think we better turn this one over to Eila.

>>18007414

"When airmen get tired and lonely, we sing songs of home..."

>>18007414

Squeeze her shoulders until she notices and stare her down.
"Easy, pipsqueak. You're still intact and so are the rest of us, more or less. I think you need to go flying, clear your head."

>>18007414
How about that little song?

And a little promise that we're going to beat those aliums real good, real soon.

Hum the song like suggested

>>18007316
>>18007327
>>18007332

>>18007424

>>18007414
Well shit. Damn martians are blocking her signals.

Hrm.

"You might not be able to talk to him over your radio, but he's still just fine. And there's all your friends here who like talking with you too!"

I'm useless at helping crying girls.

>>18007451

... Flying? You're a crazy dude...

She's going mad from radio broadcasts...so she should get up there?

>>18007414
Just hug. No song.
Promise to blow up the transmitter.

>>18007447
Seconded.

>>18007404
More like if the girl is under 16 and not as annoying as all hell we've been treating them like little sisters, and you always make sure your little sis is going to be OK, then you go back to trolling them.

>>18007471
I'm telling you, he's a jerkassed big brother. He trolls because he cares.

>>18007465
Fly with no radio. Ride with us, maybe.

All right, not the best idea.

>>18007452
>>18007447
>>18007445
>>18007439
>>18007438
>>18007427
Guys, isn't that just going to remind her of what she's lost, and what she will most likely never get again?
I mean, she just lost her ability to receive that song, and you want to remind her of it?

>>18007414
no one wants to here any of the bullshit stock phrases that go with conversations like this. they are all awful and everybody alread knows them anyway.

and we arent emotionally sensitive enough to do anything better. just let her cry herself out. maybe crack a joke onec she starts slowing down.

Have you tried wired communications? You know, telephones? I believe it's a tad harder to mess with those.

Better than expected, just a kid who isn't used to not being able to talk to folks all the time.

>>18007482

Comfort her, let her go to sleep.

Then we fly up, triangulate that fuckers position and bomb it to kingdom come.

>>18007482

She's upset because she can't hear it.

She isn't just a repeater, she can sing it herself. That's an important lesson, and not just for the songs.

>>18007480

sanyas radio is inside her head. she cant fly without it.

>>Minna not dead

>>can't recruit her for Transpace Guard anymore

>>18007479
Sakamoto said it herself.
>Downplay it all you like, but other's aren't blind to that. You guard your crewmen like they're your children, you go out of your way to make little girls feel better when you think nobody's looking...
>>18007482
She's not alone. She has us and the Witch gang. She needs to have something to hold on to now.

>>18007414
"Calm down kiddo, we're going to try and triangulate where the Martian transmitter is, If we find it, we'll blow it up and you'll be able to hear your dad again."

>>18007463
Yoshika needs to meet her.

>>18007502
Deal with it

Tell her that we're going to find the transmitters and blow the hell out of them.

>>18007501
The planes radar can block the signals if shes in it, but I think that'll screw up the triangulation too.

>>18007502

After reading the stuff in bootleg Metaquest, thats the last thing i'd wish on any hero.

>>18007497
>>18007512
Yes, we should show her that she's not alone, that there are friends and comrades that are concerned for her.
But I don't think that reminding her of what she just lost, of being able to receive her father's radio broadcasts by humming her song, is a good idea.

I don't think telling a little girl who just wants to go home you're going to go enact righteous strafing runs on the things hurting her will help.

I mean, that's exactly what we're going to DO, but I don't see it making her feel better.

Goddamn, we're all as bad at this as MC.

Maybe we should go fetch Eila? She'll know what to do.

>>18007540
Anon seems wise. Planefag, I vote what he said

>>18007495
No, we extract GNOME ANCESTRAL KNOWLEGE from MAGIC VAULT. Then we blow shit up.

>>18007552
Sometimes there isn't a right answer.

>>18007540

You are missing the point.

She's upset, because she feels alone. She should learn that she doesn't need the damn radio to tell her they are still there.

She doesn't need them in her head to keep them with her.

>>18007552
I thought that's the point

>>18007563
Enough with the vault already

>>18007552
Sorry, Pilot. We don't know comforting emotions. I think we are playing this rather in character.

God damn, this is one of the most unintentionally fucked up worlds ever. I mean seriously, these are fucking kids, KIDS! who get sent up against aliens far more advanced than humanity in a fight for the death.

We're using fucking child soldiers.

>>18007585
NOW DO YOU SEE

>>18007563
The vault is a bad idea.
Why do we even need it? We're a pilot we fly planes.
This magic malarky is not something we need to bother with. We're just that good.

>>18007585

It's what happens when you apply reality to most series; They get dark and cold.

That's why we need to make it brighter... We can't have our MC being a dumbass when the right words can keep characters warm at night.

>>18007585

They are also, quite honestly, the best chance mankind has got.

It's catch-22 here. All you can do is hope you end it quickly.

>>18007585
You just realize this NOW?

>>18007605
We're good because we know shit. Our skill is our magic, and our magic is our skill. You build skill by learning and practicing. Knowledge is literally power. Conrad himself told us that he was infodumping on us because knowing we could break limits would help us do it.

>>18007585

this ones for all the chips man. any weapon at hand. if we could set of nukes by slitting throats Darkness style, we'd be doing that too.

>>18007585
That's kinda why MC has been so batshit insane about saving them.

>>18007585
>Witches fight
>NO HUMANITY YOU ARE THE MONSTERS
>Witches don't fight
>Aliens take over the world
Noooot much of an choice there.

>>18007585

Strike Witches is grimdark.

>>18007585
The real scary part is the primary fanbase is nerds who enjoy the fact they have no pants.

>>18007567
I understand the point, but I believe that your action of humming Sanya's song will NOT have the reaction you desire, and in fact will have the opposite reaction.
What you desire to happen with an action, and the actual result, are not necessarily the same.

I think simply hugging her, stroking her back, and telling her that she's not alone, that even without magic radio she can contact her father through the regular landlines and mundane radio, would be better.

>>18007633

the end can only justify the means if there is something to justify the end.

i think 'avert human extinction' is just about the most justifiable end there is.

>>18007624
We're good becuase we know machines. Not because we know magic.
We're good because we know how the plane handles, we have an instinctive grasp of them.
Breaking into a, likely guarded, vault to steal knowledge that is not guaranteed to help us, after all they may not have any information on male magic users here, just seems like a bad idea.

>>18007585
By anime standards, this is pretty run of the mill. Naruto is actually far, far worse in that regard.

Why not just use a regular radio?

>>18007349
>sanya no uta
>saya no uta

>>18007669

Madoka is fucking insane in that regard as well.

>>18007646
But those people are who the anime was made for.

Shit attracts flies.

>>18007558
This. Call Eila, receive yuri hugs.

Also >>18007292
Is there any way to have a definitive wing?

>>18007675
Glad i'm not the only on who noticed that...

>>18007675

I saw it too.

re-re-re-re-reposting appropriate image

>>18007654
>>18007671

The problem isn't the fact that she can't have the opportunity to talk, it's that they aren't with her now.

She's got two ways out here; either she gets traumatized by the silence.

Or she understands that it doesn't need to be silent.

>>18007668
I'm not saying guaranteed payoff, I'm saying it's probably worth our time.

>>18007447
>>18007445
>>18007439
>>18007438
>>18007436
>>18007432
>>18007428
>>18007427

You're a twenty-year old professional arrogant asshole. You're completely clueless in this situation, so you do all you can think of.

You hum that fucking lullaby.

And you hum it well. Humming's a common warm-up exercise for choirs, and you certainly did enough idle humming in your cockpit, usually while waiting for take-off permission on the ramp, or something similar. And after months of night patrols, listening to Sanya's song over the radio, you've got it down pretty damn well.

So you hum, and hum, and hu-

"-wh - what-"

Somebody sucks in breath with a sharp hiss, and you look up to see Eila standing in the doorway, an expression of... well, somebody sucking in a hissing breath on her face.

"H - how do you know that song?"

Sanya has stopped weeping, and is just sniffling against your chest. She blinks, wonderingly, not quite with it yet. "The... song...?" She sounds surprised as well.

"That was our secret," Eila says. "Ours."

You suppose you could've milked the mystery of the moment, but your big fat mouth takes over. "Pff, yours and every asshole with an airborne transmitter," you snort.

>>18007690
rhumbnail

>>18007690
>Thumbnail

BEST HAVE THE FULL SIZE PICK BOY

Sounds like Sanya needs to be reminded of why she's fighting. Hell, of why ANYONE would be fighting at this point: so that there's still a home to go home to when it's over.

>>18007690
>2012
>saving thumbnails
ISHYGDDT

>>18007668

Our skill with machines is literally our magic. Theres no way we could have tuned that Merlin engine like we did, no prior experience whatsoever.

We also have no idea how to control or use it effectively. A simple use if we learn how to project it effectively would be possibly restarting a witche's damaged striker unit in the middle of a battle by concentrating.

>>18007696
And I disagree.

>>18007558
I don't know, how is Eila doing in the first place?

>>18007605
I'm thinking of the near future when the witches realize 2 + 2 = Yer a wizzerd 'arry! As they will. At this point half the witches are on to us. Its just a matter of time. By checking the vault, we know more than they do, so they will continue to be smalltime, rather than having us dissected. Plus, we might learn something useful, both plotwise and otherwise.

>>18007675

Oh god, the martians are fucking space plants come to suck our cocks to release their spores.

>>18007533
It depends -who- is doing the recruiting. There's a bunch of humane and gentlemanly people out there.

If I were to get Minna recruited I'd run a recruiting mission for that before things go to the quest proper.

>>18007702
OH GOD WE ARE SO FUCKED

>>18007702

Why.

>>18007702
Oh boy here we go

>>18007702
Oh boy here we go.
Good job faggots.

>>18007702
>You suppose you could've milked the mystery of the moment, but your big fat mouth takes over. "Pff, yours and every asshole with an airborne transmitter," you snort.

MY SIDES PLANEFAG YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

>>18007702
Well...at least we don't have to go find Eila now.

>>18007702
She jelly.

>>18007721

Down Anon.

She can sit her ass down now. She can be jealous on her own childish time.

Her friend needs her, and she should know this.

>>18007702

The asshole is back
Good to have you back, asshole.

>>18007721
HOLD ON TO THE LITTLE ONE! SHE WOULDN'T DARE HARM US WITH HER HOSTAGE!

DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT

>>18007713
>>18007712
This.
Suppose we find out we can make a magical focus like the ones the witches have in the form of our aviators or project our ego so hard we deflect consequence (kind of like we do already). Or being less sparkles about it, we learn recurring traits or patterns inherent to male magic. Ways to draw it out. Ways to recognize it. Hell, ways to conceal it.

>>18007702
You don't remember Ian doing the same thing right before the damn spiderbot?

That one's been out for a while.

>>18007743
>>18007744
Why dive? When no fucks can be given? We're helping sanya, there is nothing to panic about.

>>18007702
Good. Now Eila can take over; she'll be better at this "comforting" shit than we are. We're so out of our depth here.

They don't even know they've been driving everyone nuts with that song whenver Sanya goes on patrol!?

>>18007702
Ok we've done our part, this is the relief for us.

"You need to be here for her, I need to go blow the hell out of these transmitters."

>>18007702
shitshitshitshitshit

>>18007760
Witches can be dense as fuck at times. Yeah, I can buy it.

>>18007702
"I guess you know how to finish it then."
then take our leave and check out the Deep Castle.

>>18007702
This is MC giving a fuck.

>>18007777
What the fuck was that and why do I want to see more?

>>18007777
What is that from? Why is that happening?
Name and context please.

>>18007760

they arent even allowed to talk to their own ground crews, how would they know shit about whether any regular servicemen could hear the song?

>>18007777
the fuck is that?

>>18007777
source me.

>>18007777

I'm gonna need a source on that.

>>18007789
>>18007796
Animu, name is Another.

>>18007793
You'd think radiowitch would know she was transmitting.

>>18007789
>>18007791
>>18007796

Another.

It's probably not what you're expecting.

>>18007789
>>18007791
It's a one off joke from Another. Good series, go watch it.

>>18007702

"In that case, you should know it just as well... I was just thinking how off it sounds this low..."

>>18007791
It's from episode 6 of a currently airing anime called Another.

>>18007789
>>18007791

It's Another. Currently airing.

http://www.tokyotosho.info/search.php?terms=another+underwater&type=0&size_min=&size_max
=&username=

>>18007777
I'm 90 or so percent sure that's from Another, the hit anime clone of the Shining this season.

>>18007777
We've been giving a fuck for some time, just threaten to blab our secrets and 10 anons will shed buttmad.

>>18007777
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DONE DID
>>18007789
>>18007791
>>18007796
>>18007800
>>18007802
>>18007803
>>18007805
>>18007806
>>18007810
>>18007812
>>18007815
>>18007816

>>18007823

We give very specific fucks, at very specific times.

If you didn't know they were there, you wouldn't look for them.

>>18007702

"Buh- but how did you know when to LISTEN!?" Eila chokes out.

You scowl at her. "She sings it every freaking night, durr."

Sanya leans away from you abruptly, turning her tear-streaked face up to stare at you in surprise. "Y- you *listen!?*"

"... No shit," you say, puzzled. "Kiddo, I'm a night-fighter pilot. We patrolled not ten miles from your sector for months. We listened to you singing on the radio every night. Hell, Ian loved it."

"But..." Eila says hesitantly.

You scowl at them both. "What's with you Witches? Do you forget that men exist?" You shake your head."We're part of this war too, dammit," you say tiredly. Sliding off the cot, you ease into your wheelchair. Eila almost knocks Sanya down in her rush to embrace her. Over the Russian girl's head, Eila gives you a look of open jealously... and contemplation.

You secure yourself in your steed, and wheel the hell out of there.

>where to? what do?
>you're in the CELLAR!

>>18007816
Come play with us, Danny?

>>18007702
>"That was our secret," Eila says. "Ours."

Didn't Ian play it on the piano at one time? Or was that different song.

>>18007830
Oh no.

Oh FUCK.

OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD!

>>18007830

That went better than expected... Actually, that went damn well.

>>18007830
We need a sammich. Then come back to the cellar.

>>18007832

yeah, but people were a bit preoccupied at the time.

>>18007702
"Oh, and Ian played it on the piano too, remember?
"Look, Eilia, you take care of Sanya here. Me and my boys are going to have some words with the Martians. 20mm-sized words. And some .50 cal rebuttals."

>>18007830

Find Miyafuji.

Can she patch that hole in our leg?

We've got a mission to fly.

>>18007830
Oh
Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit they're right

HOW DO WE KNOW WHAT FREQUENCY THEY'RE BROADCASTING INTO THEY USE THEIR MAGIC EARBUDS FOR EACH OTHER

SEAN IS A RADIO GNOME

>>you're in the CELLAR!
yesssss

>>18007832
I think he did...Though, I can't remember if Eila was there.

>>18007830
We need to have a discussion with Trude. Get this crap settled.

>>18007830
>CELLAR
Were here, let's do some magic exploran. Then it's triangulation time.

>>18007702

thats how they singled her out! they have been monitoring her over and over again as she is the only night radar witch the 501st have. the martians knew or at least know how important witchs are. The boats in the water didn't have to capture her, all they had to do was finalize their chatter driving her insane.

>>18007830
Not much to say. Let Eila take over. IT'S CELLAR TIME.

>>18007830
>Realize how much of a bitch its gonna be to go UP a flight of stairs in a wheelchair
>Captcha: Sanyget Wheeling
...Sanya is going to help us?

mfw

>>18007853
Its not hard to do that. Literally anyone with a radio that has the right ranges can find a non encrypted signal and listen in, its like basic radio theory 101. With enough time and boredom this shit happens.

>>18007830
"YOU FRUSTRATED I GOT SANYA TO HUG ME?"

Roll out to minna's room, leave watch there

>>18007830
>vacate cellar
>acquire fellows
>triangulate

>>18007873

>>18007830
There's got to be some positively ancient booze down here.

>>18007853

I.. honestly had not thought of that.

>>18007830
Let's go to the kitchen and get a sammich. We haven't eaten since breakfast.

Actually, since Paddy's here, let's ask him how the fight between Stirling and Rommel went; we've got 10 quid riding on that fight!

>>18007856
This. This needs to happen...which means it won't.

>>18007830
Well, Trude and Yoshika might want to know that we're up and running. Minna too, for that matter. You know. Assuming she's fully functional by now. A bad concussion can really take a while to get over.

Fuck, last time I had one I was messed up for three days.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOKSSSSSS!

>>18007885

Nah, It's a better idea than going running through the library without a clue... or pants.

>>18007856
The Perrine shit? That's low priority, I mean at this point it's blatantly obvious she only has eyes for Ian now.

We have a sweet new ride. We gotta show it off.

>>18007884
Oh crap. Yeah, this. We need to confirm so we can get our money from Sakabroto.

>>18007830
To the MYSTICAL ARCHIVES!
Since it's off limits, nobody will think to look for us there!
>>18007853
Widow has ALL THE RADIOS. It's kind of our job to look for transmissions, see if they're ALIUMS, and track them down and shoot them if they are.

>>18007830
Just wanted to make sure you knew Minna and I were going to be alright before you cried yourself to pieces kid, now that you're good and your friend is here, I've got to run and hide before Sakamoto beats me to death for escaping the infirmary.

Wheel out and head for the archives as soon as you're out of sight.

>>18007873
No, we should now openly refuse to give it to her on the grounds that it must be cursed. We do everything possible to keep it out of her hands, but in her line of sight.

>>18007830

Since we're down here, the archives.

I say check vault for more gnome knowlege while we're here, but apparently anons like being ignorant of such things.

>>18007903
Being pantsless is status quo around here. Hell, not one person has commented on it yet.

>>18007830
votin for explore cellar

>>18007905
Blatantly obvious to everyone except that one chick who's steaming mad at us because of it. What was her name again?

Oh yeah, it was Trude.

FUCK THE ARCHIVES.
It's a terrible idea.

FML

and no wingman from /tg/?

fine, i fixy

>>18007830

Time to research gnome shit.

Hit the books!

>>18007936

It's kind of low priority over single handedly saving the...

I think we may have started doubling up on witches to save...

>>18007936
Didn't Sakamoto say it was the underage thing?

>>18007931
I'm mostly against it because we're wheelchair-bound AGAIN, this time with a hole in our leg.
What if we have to go down numerous unsteady stairs?

>>18007830
>Acquire sandwich
>Find out who won fight of the century
>Triangulate

No going to the archives, its a really bad idea.

>>18007959
Wait, derp, then we asked Sean and he took us down a peg or sixty.
>postlimitmeansyou'llallhaverepliedtomebeforeIcanaddthis.jpg

Find Erica or Luchinni. We will need the trollingest allies we can find for the foreseable suture.

>>18007936
Yeah, and we can clear that shit when we eventually meet up. No point in going expressly to get her to explain ourselves. Shit, what reason does she have to get jealous about? She was in it just for casual tongue wrasslin'.

>>18007936
She isn't mad at us. We were just some distraction fling anyway.

>>18007830


Archives

We're in the cellar, and took several one-way staircases to get here. Might as well make the best of it.

[*] search for suspicious tomes

ARCHIVES AND BET MONEY.

EXPLORAN

search for secret passages

>>18007975
>Foreseeable suture

We've gotten injured so often we're starting to make injury-related Freudian slips.

>>18007830
>you're in the CELLAR!

I am disappointed in each and every one of you.

FIND BOOZE. ANCIENT BOOZE.

>>18007949

>>18008002
Hey Panzer I looked at the mediafire archive you posted last thread and I think you missed one. Tiger in the Desert has 3 parts. The first one doesn't have a number, so its sort of book 0, 1 and 2.

>>18007986
>>18007988
>>18007995
>Archives
NOPE

BOOZE BOOZE BOOZE

WE DO NOT

REPEAT

NOT DRINK IT NOW

Save it for a "rainy day"

>>18008000
Let's combine our efforts. Acquire ANCIENT MAGIC BOOZE!

for all the archive/tome seekers: HOW SUSPICIOUS.
find or communicate with nurse witch, rommel, patton, sean, ian, trude, booze, bed or even minna, use discovery appropriately. no gnoming!

>>18007830

>>18008028
fucker embrace the magic!

don't be pic related because he is an asshole

I noticed some guys talkin about it in the last thread, but there were planes without wings.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vought_XF5U

We're still supposed to be in a bed, so archives.

TOME SEEKING, fuck dicking about with this cloak-and-dagger bullshit. We gotta find out what the fuck is going on.

I also vote books. We've done just about all we can do without causing more trouble ourselves. And everyone expects us to be sleeping and under guard, so they won't go looking for us.

Perfect time to go sneak a peek.

We're trying to hide our gnome nature, seeking out archives is possibly the worst thing we can do.
f we are caught we raise even more suspicion.

>>18008037
The hell does that even signify? I do not into the animu.

You fools! Don't you see? Planefag WANTS us to go to the archives!

Then he'll just bait us with something and tell us TUNE IN ON TUESDAY LOLOL and we'll all groan and moan and gnash our teeth.

Do NOT go to the archives.

why must he hide out power they will find out....its only a matter of time and time is not on our side

Deep in the bowels of Castle Barin, the ancient Roman-built Witches stronghold, you ponder what musty and arcane tomes you might discover.

Then you snort.

What a load of bullshit.

Yeah, total bullshit.

Ayup.

You've taken the full measure of your "magic" already. You're no freak, no WIZARD! with horrible and hidden power - you're just you, and the magic is a natural extension of who you are. You're comfortable with that.

What you're not comfortable with is the question of why male magic is considered to not exist. What you discover in those archives might make "political bombshell" look like a July Fourth firecracker. It'd be a political asteroid.

You stop pushing yourself along the hallway, to think, but the squeaky sounds of your chair continue.

"Whu?" you mutter, and listen.

Another wheelchair moves through the ancient stone corridors.

>WAT DO

>>18008018
Your right, i shall correct this as soon as i get my mits on part 0

>>18008035
What are you talking about, we were wandering about the basement after comforting Sanya, and realizing we couldn't climb stairs without assistance, or being embarrassed by rolling back to Sanya's room, we decided to chill in the basement and avoid Sakamoto.

Then we saw this library, and incredibly bored decided to start reading some of it.

>>18008045

I love that plane...

>>18008052
Also, if we're caught we can say that we guessed that Eila's and Sanya's song was a magical broadcast, so our radioman was picking it up and is therefore magical, so we want to learn about how our radioman (not us) is using magic.

Smooth.

>>18008054
>seeking out archives is possibly the worst thing we can do.
Thus we should be all over it.

Guys. You do know the books are warded, right? We're not going to be able to just fucking waltz in and start reading.

Sure is samefagging for archives in here.
Though this is a quest thread and there are only ever three people in them, me, the op and the other guy who wont stop samefagging...

>>18008062

CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVAN!

MINNA IS WHEELCHAIR STALKING US!

>Sakamoto tells you multiple times that she sees FUCKING EVERYTHING
>Let's go sneaking around right under her nose for no real discernible gain.

Nothing could possibly go wrong here. Nothing at all.

>>18008062
Take stock. Who do we know who might be rolling dirty besides us?

...Minna?

>>18008077

Hey, I've been samefagging against archives dude...

>>18008062

FOLLOW.

Try to find out who it is... Wait, its probably Minna.

>>18008062
Time for some recce. Go on the recon, as quietly as possible. Chances are that it's Minna, but there's no clue as to how her temperment currently is...

>>18008052
Well, everyone WAS expecting us to be asleep, until we very clearly trolled the MP that was supposed to be guarding us, and he probably rounded up some of his MP friends and they're now scouring the castle for us.

>>18008062
Acquire cover, initiate reconnoiter!

>>18008062
BOUNCE!

WHEELCHAIR DOGFIGHT

>>18008062

ABORT

RUN LIKE FUCKING HELL

ABOOOOOOOOOOORT

>>18008062
WHEELCHAIR WARFARE

IT'S LIKE SUBMARINE WARFARE

ONLY WITH WHEELCHAIRS

Engage TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION.

>>18008062
oh fuck, is it Monty?
EVADE.

>>18008062


Follow. See whats up.

WHEELCHAIR DOGFIGHT

>>18008083
...I was making a joke...

Initiate bounce.

>>18008101

This

>>18008062
"You'll never take me alive, Coppers!"
Then wheel off.

>>18008059

It's only 12

Initiate a ping.


One ping only

>>18008081
Sakamoto is kinda busy at this point with running the base in Minna's stead.

>>18008111
Or 5 if your a britfag

>>18008035
Yeah, asking them directly about magic is TOTALLY LESS OBVIOUS. Oh wait, why would we be interested in that? And above ideas are great, look in vault for ancient booze, it's the perfect cover, as we actually do look for some.

>>18008062
Shit, we should have greased the wheels on our wheelchair.

Recon, tactical espionage action. We need to find out who's in that other wheelchair before we decide on a course of action.

>>18008062
>he used my picture
FUCKIN AWESOME.jpg

>>18008062
FIRST ONE TO FIND THE BOOZE WINS
THE PRIZE IS THE BOOZE

>>18008122

5.14 to be exact

>I'm not the crazy ass brit to be up regularly for SWQ

>>18008123

sneaking around is suspicious.

direct questioning is obnoxious, and expected from ignorant pilots.

>>18008132

SECOND

I'll be DAMNED if someone grabs the 1918 bottles before we do!

>>18008062
Battle stations!

>>18008135
You're not the only one.
>Implying I do not in fact have a SLA game at 1300
>Implying I will be rested for said game

>>18008066
i guess you could say, some planes are delicious

>>18008093
>>18008092
These!

>>18008135
Heh, SWQ is likely almost as bad for you Brits as most Australian quests are for us.

>>18008146

Naw.. I just love the structure of that thing.

Mark my words, if that ever went into production, it would be known as the grandpapy of the A-10.

Wrecking balls were needed to dismantle it.

>>18008145
>SLA game
SON AND HEIR OF A MONGREL BITCH

Find door. Open door. Use gnomehacks to lock door behind us.

This is simple. We're playing a game of keepaway.

Also, try to acquire a mask so that a quick mistake won't let them identify us.

ATTENTION, UNIDENTIFIED WHEELCHAIR! YOU ARE ENTERING A RESTRICTED AREA, IDENTIFY YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY

Better ovni

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vought_V-173

>>18008169
>wearing mask in wheelchair

>>18008187
>in CUSTOM PAINTED ROLLING COURT MARTIAL.

>>18008169
>implying that the Minna we have painted on the wheelchair wouldn't have given it away.

>>18008062
>Lay ambush

Wait, what are we wearing?

>>18008199
>>18008197
Damn, good point.

Alright, other plan then. Find a door and GET IN THERE.

Who the hell else in this place is in a wheelchair anyways?

>>18008212

Shirt, jacket, no pants.

>>18008212
does it matter?

>>18008212

*look down*

....Fuuuuuck

>>18008212

we're blending in with the locals.

>>18008168
Same DM may run a delta green game afterwards.

>>18008148
This seems to be the right idea

>>18008187
>>18008197

>Waifuing after underaged girls

>MFW we're char in more ways than the obvious ones.

Shit, we can't get to a higher position for a good bounce.

>another wheelchair
RAMMING SPEED

>>18008235
SLA AND Delta Green? Now you're just fucking with me.

>>18008242
Well, we're on track to be drummed out of the service three times faster.

We are pilot, not solid snake. Look for firewater from the 9th century, and relevant books. If caught, claim we were looking for booze and feign morphine use. Morphine explains all stupid actions.

>>18008253

Stick with just the books; feign anger and frustration with situation with Sanya. It's not a stretch in the slightest with a bit of morphine in our system.

>>18008246
Nope. Currently playing SLA as a departure from his normal CoC games.
I recently picked up the Delta Green source book and he has expressed interest in the setting. I can but hope that he actually follows through with the idea.

>>18008242
The girls we're interested in are all of age. Trude and Minna are both 18.

>>18008278

Been listening to the RPPR Delta Green games. It's pretty awesome.

>>18008242
Waifuing for underage girls? Since when?

I've seen; Trude, Minna, Charlotte before the whole "She knows" bit, Erica, and Sakamoto, before she apparently hooked up with Sean.

IIRC (not having watched the show) all of them are over 16, which is the age of consent throughout most of the U.S. and Europe.

>>18008242
yfw planegod still hasnt given us a name for MC

Another wheelchair pilot? Probably Minna, down here for the same reason we were.

>>18008274
We've got no business trying to solve magical problems.

If we're caught put it to too much morphine.

>>18008289
>Implying that his initials are not in fact MC

>>18008289
I thought it was "Hey, Asshole!"

>>18008289
Refer to him as the Blue Comet of the North when you do tank quest

>two wheelchairs
>TIME FOR WHEELCHAIR RACES

>>18008287
>all of them are over 16

>>18008297
I hear there was a library down here, but all your books are written in gibberish.

>>18008289
Duh, it's so we can all pretend its OUR names. The ultimate self-insert.

>Char Aznable
Burn Buttbaron.

Or at least, that's our crew's loving nickname for us after all the shit we've dragged them through.

>>18008127
>>18008062

>Lyran insignia
>Lepard dropship in the background

W-what is this?

>>18008310
...and all the ones he listed are 16+. problem?

>>18008310
>row of vaginal shots

GOD DAMN YOU
JAPAAAAAAN

>>18008113

CRAZY.

MOTHERFUCKING.

IVAN.

You wheel away at top speed, but the squeaky-squeaks of YOUR wheelchair blend with the ones of the hostile, incoming wheelchair, and the echos in the ancient stone hallways make it impossible to know where or what the fuck you're doing oh god they're everywhere twisty passages all alike FUC-

- you bring your chair to a halt and hastily backpedal into the shadows between the widely-spaced electric lights as your pursuer passes through an intersecting hallway not twenty feet from you.

Yeah, great E&E there, bro.

It proves to be Minna, muttering and rubbing her head, sitting in a wheelchair being pushed along by Sakamoto.

"Well, this is a change of pace," Sakamoto says.

"Rub it in," Minna moans.

"Didn't Miyafuji do that already?"

"She really needs to learn more control. It was like being..."

"Sandblasted with sakura blossoms?"

"Whatever those are, yeah. Or being hit with a hammer made out of banana-creme pie."

"You like banana-creme?"

"Who doesn't?"

Well, you've come THIS far... you abandon the Rolling Court Martial and, leaning against the wall, use the squeak of the other chair to mask the sound of your pursuit. They stop before long, and you see Sakamoto produce a key and open a stout wooden door set into the wall.

They enter, and it swings shut. You commando-slither over the old, worn floorstones and press your ear against the door-crack.

>>18008310
Yup, all past their 16th birthday, so we're golden, at least under most laws, though I don't know Great Britain's specifically and those would be the pertinent ones atm.

>>18008310
Franco is SO SWAG

>>18008326

oh my

I didn't notice th-

OH GOD

OH GOD THIS IS AWESOME

>>18008332
THEY KNOW.

And now they're going to RESEARCH IT.

>>18008332
OH SHIT.

We're walking on the razor's edge, folks.

>>18008332

>>18008332
This is as SNEAKING MISSION, Snake! Time for some TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION.

>>18008339
age of consent is 16

>>18008332
>Sakamoto
>Magic eye

NOTHING. AT ALL. COULD GO WRONG.

>>18008146

this picture is amazing

>>18008364
She needs to look this way first, though. And I half expect her to be bro about it.

>>18008364

Thank goodness she wears that lead eye-patch!

>>18008369
It really was an amazing thread.

>>18008364
And what we heard, they could hear too.

>implying Sakamoto isn't going to drag us inside and do HORRIBLE THINGS

This doesn't mean much. Just keep listening, and be ready to crazy-ivan to the nearest exit.

>>18008349
WHAT IS THAT WITCH? IS THAT AN ATLAS?

WITHDRAW

IT IS NEVER GOOD TO GET INTO A COMMANDING OFFICER'S STUFF

>>18008381

We ditched the chair... It's time to rely on swag gentlemen.

>>18008381
With Minna present?
GOGOGO