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    173 KB STRIKE WITCHES: OH GNOME YOU DIDN'T planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/18/12(Sat)22:53 No.18007020  
    You wake up a few hours later.

    "AGrgh," you say, your spine popping as you flex the kinks out of it. After wheeling your way down to the cellar (bouncing down a few flights of stairs, of course,) you spent an hour or so decorating the "Rolling Court Martial", then dozed a bit, waiting for Sanya to wake up.

    "Anybody come looking for me?" you ask Paddy.

    The rakish-looking SAS commando nods. "Big bloke. Yank. Looked mighty pissed off."

    "What happened?"

    "He left."

    You eye the Sten gun lying across Paddy's lap and give him the smallest smirk. He returns you a shit-eating grin around his cigarette.

    There's a moaning sound, and you notice the little lump under the bedcovers begin to stir. Paddy tenses immediately, but he doesn't reach for his weapon.

    As if he needed it, anyways.

    Sanya tries to sit up. "Ahugh, it hurts," she whimpers. "What happened? What - where's Eila? Eila?" She blinks. "Minna? MINNA!"

    >wat do?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:55 No.18007039
    But on uniform, no reason not to look sexy for the enemy.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)22:55 No.18007046
    You skipped a section.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:56 No.18007055
    >>18007020

    Direct, simple statements

    "You were influenced by the transmissions, Minna is fine and sleeping it off."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:56 No.18007057
    JOKE MODE ACTIVATED

    "YOU MURDERATED HER"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:56 No.18007059
    >>18007020
    Relax, they are mostly fine, I'm the only one who got really hurt, so it's just another Monday.

    Also, you need to help me with the ROLLING COURT-MARTIAL
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:56 No.18007061
    Minna's fine!

    >planefag do you have swq posts saved in a document somewhere (all of them)? if so could you share
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:56 No.18007062
    >>18007020
    Elder brother mode ENGAGE
    "Hey. Hey. She's okay. It's fine."

    Also, the Rolling Court Martial best have "Witches With Britches" painted on it as a slogan.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:56 No.18007063
    >>18007020

    "Don't worry, shes alright. We're all ok."

    Don't forget to smile at the girl.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:56 No.18007067
    >>18007057
    No.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:56 No.18007068
    >>18007057

    Are you a dumbass or just slow? No jokes.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:57 No.18007070
    >>18007046
    It's in an image in the last thread due to autoban dickery.

    also >wat do
    "She's alright." Doesn't matter what else you say, that should be the first thing seeing as Sanya has no idea what's happened.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:57 No.18007073
    >>18007020
    "She's fine."

    >>18007057
    NO FUCK YOU. Funny later, not now.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:57 No.18007081
    >>18007073
    Sound's like someone is giving a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:57 No.18007082
    >>18007020
    "Minna's fine. My mug to her head did more damage. And thanks for the concern, kid.
    "But nah, the both of us are fine."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:58 No.18007088
    "Easy, pipsqueak. She's OK."

    Don't even bring up that we got shot.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:58 No.18007095
    *im* the one you shot. ya only grazed minna.

    roll eyes as if we are deeply offended by having been forgotten.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:58 No.18007096
    >>18007020
    It's alright, Minna's OK, in fact I probably hurt her worse than you did, sorry about the headache too, I had to be a little rough to stop you before you tore me to shreads.

    And, I'm sorry, I knew about the martian signals, and I knew that you could hear them, but didn't put two and two together until it was too late. Had I thought faster you wouldn't have had to go through all this...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:58 No.18007097
    >>18007062
    >Witches Sans Britches?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:58 No.18007099
    >>18007081
    We'll take it back later.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:58 No.18007102
    >>18007020
    "good news and bad news Minna was to thick headed for your pistol to do anything, My leg on the other hand hurts so as punishment you need to help me finish painting my wheelchair I call it "the rolling court-marshal"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:59 No.18007105
    >>18007097

    they already are sans britches...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:59 No.18007108
    >>18007081
    >If superior Officer, then NO FUCKS EVER
    >If Similar rank Check for Rivalry
    >If Rivalry, ESTABLISH ALPHA MALE
    >If no rivalry BIG BRO MODE ENGAGE
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:59 No.18007109
    >>18007020
    "Minna's Ok. So am I. Thanks for asking"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:59 No.18007111
    >>18007082
    I like this. A little joke here and some bro here.
    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)22:59 No.18007112
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    >>18007061
    Wasn't somebody copypasting them onto a 1d4chan page? I could be remembering wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)22:59 No.18007114
    >>18007020
    "She's fine. You missed, dummy. Who taught you to shoot, anyway?"
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/18/12(Sat)22:59 No.18007115
    >>18007046

    see

    >>18006744

    If you're reading this on fooz.us or some other autoarchive with no full-image saving SUCKS TO BE YOU!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:00 No.18007124
    >>18007115
    foolz saves images though.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)23:00 No.18007128
    >>18007115
    I saw that. We just went from on foot, in the hall, to...some undisclosed location in a wheelchair.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)23:00 No.18007131
    >>18007115
    JOKES ON YOU PLANEFAG
    foolz now has full image archiving!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:01 No.18007138
    >>18007128
    Re-read the OP.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:02 No.18007147
    >>18007112
    i'm starting a copypasta in a doc on my comp, but i'm about 27 threads behind...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:02 No.18007148
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    Putting this forward again as Pinup art of the Rolling Court Martial.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:02 No.18007150
    has op been drunking?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:03 No.18007152
    >reading Tiger in the Desert
    >huh, that tank looks kinda like an AFW
    >Charlotte hops in and starts using it
    >holy crap it's totally a shorter AFW
    It's like Strike Witches fused with Ring of Red. Neat.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:03 No.18007162
    >>18007148
    Minna would hate that.

    WE MUST DO IT.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)23:04 No.18007163
    >>18007138
    I did fucking read it.

    Why was Paddy there?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:04 No.18007164
    >>18007115
    reading on /suptg/ mostly
    but it's nice to re-read with out the 490 non-story posts sometimes. that's why i asked if you already had the story so far
    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)23:04 No.18007167
    So, are we EVER going to get around to checking the magic vault or are we going to let PF distract us with shinies at every turn?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:04 No.18007168
    >>18007148
    put a bra on it and i'll support it
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)23:04 No.18007169
    >>18007020
    god damnit i wish these assholes asking for all your posts condenised just fucking waded though the previous threads and got them themselves, also gib hugs to our comrade
    >> Major Airlift 02/18/12(Sat)23:04 No.18007173
    >>18007163
    He's the guard on Sanya.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:05 No.18007177
    >>18007163
    Who else would you have guarding a crazed Witch but one of the most hardcore badasses of WWII?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:05 No.18007181
    >>18007167
    Shinnies. All the time.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:05 No.18007182
    >>18007167
    We've got a chance to do so after this, we're in the basements.

    Assuming we don't get bounced by Sakamoto. She's totally gonna know where we buggered off to.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:05 No.18007184
    >>18007148
    I'm going to have to vote against that...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:05 No.18007185
    >>18007167
    SHINIES
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:05 No.18007187
    >>18007167

    its here in the basements isnt it?

    our next stop, i swear.

    but this sanya thing really is important.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:05 No.18007191
    >>18007163
    You clearly missed
    >After wheeling your way down to the cellar (bouncing down a few flights of stairs, of course,) you spent an hour or so decorating the "Rolling Court Martial", then dozed a bit, waiting for Sanya to wake up.

    you know the bit that says where you are and what's going on.

    And Paddy (the sas guy not the bartender) is clearly the "observer" Sakamoto mentioned.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:06 No.18007196
    >>18007187

    We are in the cellar area. It's just the books can wait until sanya is taken care of.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:06 No.18007198
    >>18007162
    Not as much as you might think. She'd be a little flattered that we put her on our plane.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)23:06 No.18007201
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    >>18007184
    I second this, i like our new liver right where it is thank you very much
    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)23:06 No.18007202
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    >>18007124
    Foolz only saves the thumbnails. Not the full images like suptg.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:07 No.18007207
    >>18007198
    on our wheelchair you mean.

    Along with tallies for how many time's we've bounced her
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:07 No.18007208
    >>18007198
    "Damn, really? Nevermind then."

    Non-chalantly throw a bucket of black paint right over it with a splash.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:07 No.18007209
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    >>18007152
    >get to volume two
    >not translated
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)23:07 No.18007210
    >>18007202
    Foolz saves whole files now.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)23:07 No.18007212
    If we are caught going through the books, I cannot see anybody being particularly impressed.

    Maybe wait until we know we have a chance to do so undetected?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:07 No.18007213
    >>18007202
    I already archived it in suptg so the point is moot
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:08 No.18007216
    >>18007167
    Didn't we just fall asleep for nothing? Again?
    Are we capable of going up stairs on the wheelchair?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)23:08 No.18007218
    >>18007202
    Nope.
    Foolz now saves full images.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:08 No.18007219
    >>18007112
    >most ideal shape

    She must be cavernous.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:08 No.18007220
    >>18007212
    They're probably magically warded. I think that's going to wait until we get a Witch that knows our secret and that we can trust not to go rattling her mouth off.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:08 No.18007221
    >>18007209

    Whut? All have been translated.

    http://g.e-hentai.org/g/161042/2eb437518f/
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)23:08 No.18007222
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    >>18007209
    hey you... you... double person
    http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?7u9n16kqc4t0qhv
    mother fucking panzerhexen has your ass covered, I just wish i could find me a translated copy of Vol 5
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:09 No.18007224
    >>18007219
    i lold
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)23:09 No.18007227
    >>18007201
    Agreed.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:10 No.18007236
    >>18007222
    >dual-wielding Bofors 40mms

    whyboner.png
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:10 No.18007238
    >>18007222

    lol. That realisation of the release date in your tankwitches thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:11 No.18007241
    >>18007221
    The link from the last thread led me to a Japanese one.
    http://g.e-hentai.org/g/298394/a58283bec1/
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)23:11 No.18007244
    >>18007236
    if only my mother would let me duelwield 40mm bofors...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:11 No.18007247
    >>18007148
    Maybe something a little less racy. Can someone post examples? I'm on my phone.
    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)23:12 No.18007258
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    >>18007210
    Sweet since when? I really wish things were like that from the beginning.

    Don't have a course of action to suggest cuz I'm not quite sure whats going on.
    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)23:12 No.18007259
    >>18007212
    That takes forethought and planning. We are pilots. We go there, jam the door and hope nothing comes of it. If caught, claim we were looking for a way to counter shields, as things wouldn't have gone well before if sanya used hers.
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/18/12(Sat)23:12 No.18007262
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    "Shush up kid, she's sleeping," you say immediately.

    "Bb-bbubub-huuuhh," Sanya says, bursting into treats.

    You blink and shake your head violently. Tears. Tears. She's weeping.

    Fucking morphine. Fucks you up reeeal good.

    You roll on over to Sanya and put a hand on her shoulder. "Everything's fine. Everybody's safe. It's over, Sanya. It's over, okay?"

    "I shot Minna," she says, gasping. "I... I shot YOU...." she begins sobbing again, inconsolably, huge HIC HIC HICs racking her tiny frame as every ounce of breath goes into weeping.

    You flick your finger against her forehead, hard, and grab her head, forcing her to look at you. "MINNA. IS. FINE," you say sternly. "Have you ever, ever, EVER tried to convince a German to change their opinion?"

    She keeps on HIC'ing, but she manages to nod.

    "Trust me, they've got the thickest skulls in the fucking animal kingdom. And you shot at her with a god-damned .32 caliber popgun. Would've done better to punch her, Christ."

    "B-b-buh-"

    "Bounced right off her thick skull. She's safe. I'm safe. YOU are safe, okay?"

    Her lips trembling, tears pouring down her face, she shakes her head and begins to lose it again. You wrap your arms around her and hug her. Scooting out of your wheelchair, you sit with her on the little cot and you hug her for a good while.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:12 No.18007265
    planfag get banned again?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:13 No.18007272
    >>18007262
    >bursting into treats.

    Bitch, I love you.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:13 No.18007273
    >>18007262
    In before she produces another pistol and shoots us.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:14 No.18007280
    >>18007265
    yep.

    apparently it's saying a possesive noun followed by engines that does it.

    go figure
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:14 No.18007284
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    >>18007262

    HNNNGGGGHH
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:14 No.18007285
    >>18007247
    OK, here's an /a/ thread about her from a while ago.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:14 No.18007286
    >>18007262
    D'awww.

    Full-comfort mode is go.

    Do not administer alcohol.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:14 No.18007287
    >>18007273
    Like our skull is any less thick than Minna's.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:14 No.18007290
    >>18007280
    ... Why engines?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:14 No.18007292
    >MC gets hurt around krauts
    >Hartmann never lost a wingman
    >Erica drinks and trolls, all day erry day

    I may have a proposition.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:15 No.18007293
    >>18007262
    DAWWW

    Offer candy, if we have it. We just came from a hospital room, we gotta have mints or something.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:15 No.18007296
    >>18007287

    People keep forgetting that we're the only guy on the base who can win russian roulette with a full gun.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:15 No.18007298
    >>18007290
    fuck if I know.


    I dare you to try it
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:15 No.18007299
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    >>18007262
    and THEN eila walks in.

    captcha: Ill-tempered puffigh

    captcha knows.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/18/12(Sat)23:15 No.18007301
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    >>18007262
    >bursting into treats

    HUE
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:15 No.18007302
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    >>18007262
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:15 No.18007314
    >>18007285
    I might need this:
    archive.foolz.us/a/thread/61466579/
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:16 No.18007316
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    >>18007262
    It's time to hum that song.
    It works wonders for her.
    Image to attract the attention of others.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:16 No.18007320
    moe!!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:17 No.18007326
    >>18007299
    Invite her to join.
    >>18007316
    Naw.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:17 No.18007327
    >>18007262

    Didn't get to sing that song the last time.

    Might be a good time to do so.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:17 No.18007329
    >>18007316

    or just ask her to.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:17 No.18007331
    >>18007320
    Fuck that concept and everything it stands for.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:17 No.18007332
    >>18007262

    HUM THE SONG DAMNIT

    Finally caught up
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:17 No.18007339
    Do we even know--- of course we know the damn song she sang it in our radio for ages.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:18 No.18007342
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    >>18007262
    Quota of yearly good deeds: fulfilled.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:18 No.18007349
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb4GVykiuNA
    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)23:18 No.18007350
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    I found a pic of Minna we could use for the plane.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:18 No.18007352
    >>18007329
    Guys, guys, I've got it.

    "Hey, can I tell you a secret? You know that little song of yours? Used to drive me nuts. So I decided I'd play a little trick and bounce one of you coming out of the Channel. The rest is history. Don't tell Sakamoto, okay? Just between you and me." If that encourages her a little, ask her to sing it for you proper, so you can hear it all at once.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:18 No.18007353
    >>18007258
    ...so what is under there if not panties?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:18 No.18007354
    >>18007329

    We've got a singing voice, let's duet,

    "You know... I never caught that whole song, ever since we bounced you the night before I got here."
    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)23:18 No.18007357
    >>18007296
    Phhh. We can win russian roulette with an automatic and first turn.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:20 No.18007370
    >>18007352

    hah, yeah i like this.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:20 No.18007371
    >>18007352
    HORRIBLE IDEA.

    "remember that time some asshole flew down and spooked the lot of you for no reason? That was me, and I did it because I hate your song."

    THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. DON'T.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:21 No.18007378
    >>18007352
    Some things are better left unsaid. Let's take that one to the grave.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:21 No.18007380
    >>18007352
    Terrible idea, remember she actually shot at us when we pulled that stunt. It's going to trigger the trauma again.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:21 No.18007382
    >>18007352
    Gotta go with this.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:21 No.18007383
    >>18007352
    If we ever admit to that, Sakamoto will murder us. Do not say this ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:21 No.18007385
    >>18007371

    You aren't getting the point

    "See, we haven't gotten the chance to get off on the right foot."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:21 No.18007386
    >>18007371

    its all in the phrasing, man.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:22 No.18007395
    >>18007371
    Not like that, verbatim. Couch it in soft words, make it a little conspiracy. Besides, I think our legendary jerk reputation has made it around town already. Make it less "I hate that song," more "only hearing snippets at a time."
    >>18007378

    And more than that, it covers a big lie with a little one. Magic? No, we're assholes.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:22 No.18007396
    >>18007350
    nono, for the rolling court martial, if she destroys the plan we'll be grounded.
    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)23:22 No.18007399
    >>18007352
    That was her we bounced. Though telling her that would make her COMPLETELY forget about earlier for quite some time. I'll leave it to others to ok this.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)23:22 No.18007400
    >>18007378
    >>18007371
    >>18007380
    I really have to agree...lets never mention that.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)23:22 No.18007401
    WE CONFESS NOTHING

    NOTHING

    Also, provide hugs until weeping stops, then go and acquire pants.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:23 No.18007404
    >>18007299

    >trolling machine 24/7
    >sanya shows up
    >DERE AS FUCK

    i think that mc IS elia.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:23 No.18007411
    >>18007350
    Hmm... maybe.

    In the end, all that matters is the that there's some picture of her in our plane.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:24 No.18007413
    >>18007400
    No. Admitting. Anything.

    Hm, captch? EPappli $79,000? No, not even for eighty grand.
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/18/12(Sat)23:24 No.18007414
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    >>18007262

    "I could hear them," Sanya whispers into your shirt some time later.

    "Whu?"

    "In my sleep," she whispers. "In my dreams. Loud... so loud..."

    "What did they say?"

    Sanya shudders violently and buries her face in your shirt.

    "... was it even in words?"

    She shakes her head.

    An odd thought passes through your mind, and you frown.

    "Did they even *try* to take control of you?"

    The little Witch doesn't answer.

    Paddy raises his hand in a "slow-down" gesture, and you nod.

    "I want to go home," Sanya murmurs. "I want to go home. I want to go home..."

    "Russia?"

    "I can't even talk to them now," Sanya says, horror creeping into her voice. "The Martians can corrupt radio, they poison my signals, I can't talk to him, I can't even HEAR him, I can't hear my papa anymore-!" She starts pounding her fists against you with frustration and rage and desperation so pure she doesn't even remember where she is. "I CAN'T HEAR HIM ANYMORE, GOD -" and then she begins screaming and weeping and bawling in Russian.

    >wat do? wat say?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:24 No.18007418
    >>18007352
    No, the implications of that are that we hated her song, and that's why we freaked the fuck out of her and her squadron by bouncing her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:24 No.18007424
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    I figured you guys might appreciate this.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:24 No.18007425
    >>18007401
    toga! with nothing under it this time. teach Eila... something. i'm not certain what, but teach her nonetheless
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:25 No.18007427
    >>18007414
    START HUMMING THE SONG, IF POSSIBLE OFFER CANDY
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)23:25 No.18007428
    >>18007414
    Say nothing, Just hug.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:25 No.18007432
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    >>18007414

    Sing, goddammit sing. Sing like you've never sung before.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:25 No.18007436
    >>18007414
    Oh damn it, consoling and comforting is not our strong suit.
    All I can think of is asking about the song some more, try to get her to calm down with it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:25 No.18007438
    >>18007414
    Hum the song?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:25 No.18007439
    >>18007414
    Hum the song.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:26 No.18007445
    >>18007414
    First, we hum.

    Then I think we better turn this one over to Eila.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:26 No.18007447
    >>18007414

    "When airmen get tired and lonely, we sing songs of home..."
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)23:26 No.18007451
    >>18007414

    Squeeze her shoulders until she notices and stare her down.
    "Easy, pipsqueak. You're still intact and so are the rest of us, more or less. I think you need to go flying, clear your head."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:26 No.18007452
    >>18007414
    How about that little song?

    And a little promise that we're going to beat those aliums real good, real soon.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:26 No.18007458
    Hum the song like suggested

    >>18007316
    >>18007327
    >>18007332
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)23:27 No.18007463
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:27 No.18007464
    >>18007414
    Well shit. Damn martians are blocking her signals.

    Hrm.

    "You might not be able to talk to him over your radio, but he's still just fine. And there's all your friends here who like talking with you too!"

    I'm useless at helping crying girls.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:27 No.18007465
    >>18007451

    ... Flying? You're a crazy dude...

    She's going mad from radio broadcasts...so she should get up there?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:27 No.18007466
    >>18007414
    Just hug. No song.
    Promise to blow up the transmitter.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:27 No.18007469
    >>18007447
    Seconded.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:27 No.18007471
    >>18007404
    More like if the girl is under 16 and not as annoying as all hell we've been treating them like little sisters, and you always make sure your little sis is going to be OK, then you go back to trolling them.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:28 No.18007479
    >>18007471
    I'm telling you, he's a jerkassed big brother. He trolls because he cares.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)23:28 No.18007480
    >>18007465
    Fly with no radio. Ride with us, maybe.

    All right, not the best idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:28 No.18007482
    >>18007452
    >>18007447
    >>18007445
    >>18007439
    >>18007438
    >>18007427
    Guys, isn't that just going to remind her of what she's lost, and what she will most likely never get again?
    I mean, she just lost her ability to receive that song, and you want to remind her of it?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:29 No.18007487
    >>18007414
    no one wants to here any of the bullshit stock phrases that go with conversations like this. they are all awful and everybody alread knows them anyway.

    and we arent emotionally sensitive enough to do anything better. just let her cry herself out. maybe crack a joke onec she starts slowing down.
    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)23:29 No.18007494
    Have you tried wired communications? You know, telephones? I believe it's a tad harder to mess with those.

    Better than expected, just a kid who isn't used to not being able to talk to folks all the time.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:29 No.18007495
    >>18007482

    Comfort her, let her go to sleep.

    Then we fly up, triangulate that fuckers position and bomb it to kingdom come.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:30 No.18007497
    >>18007482

    She's upset because she can't hear it.

    She isn't just a repeater, she can sing it herself. That's an important lesson, and not just for the songs.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:30 No.18007501
    >>18007480

    sanyas radio is inside her head. she cant fly without it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:30 No.18007502
    >>Minna not dead

    >>can't recruit her for Transpace Guard anymore
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:30 No.18007512
    >>18007479
    Sakamoto said it herself.
    >Downplay it all you like, but other's aren't blind to that. You guard your crewmen like they're your children, you go out of your way to make little girls feel better when you think nobody's looking...
    >>18007482
    She's not alone. She has us and the Witch gang. She needs to have something to hold on to now.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:31 No.18007514
    >>18007414
    "Calm down kiddo, we're going to try and triangulate where the Martian transmitter is, If we find it, we'll blow it up and you'll be able to hear your dad again."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:31 No.18007515
    >>18007463
    Yoshika needs to meet her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:31 No.18007516
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    >>18007502
    Deal with it
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:32 No.18007530
    Tell her that we're going to find the transmitters and blow the hell out of them.

    >>18007501
    The planes radar can block the signals if shes in it, but I think that'll screw up the triangulation too.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:32 No.18007533
    >>18007502

    After reading the stuff in bootleg Metaquest, thats the last thing i'd wish on any hero.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:32 No.18007540
    >>18007497
    >>18007512
    Yes, we should show her that she's not alone, that there are friends and comrades that are concerned for her.
    But I don't think that reminding her of what she just lost, of being able to receive her father's radio broadcasts by humming her song, is a good idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:33 No.18007552
    I don't think telling a little girl who just wants to go home you're going to go enact righteous strafing runs on the things hurting her will help.

    I mean, that's exactly what we're going to DO, but I don't see it making her feel better.

    Goddamn, we're all as bad at this as MC.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:33 No.18007558
    Maybe we should go fetch Eila? She'll know what to do.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:34 No.18007560
    >>18007540
    Anon seems wise. Planefag, I vote what he said
    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)23:34 No.18007563
    >>18007495
    No, we extract GNOME ANCESTRAL KNOWLEGE from MAGIC VAULT. Then we blow shit up.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)23:34 No.18007566
    >>18007552
    Sometimes there isn't a right answer.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:34 No.18007567
    >>18007540

    You are missing the point.

    She's upset, because she feels alone. She should learn that she doesn't need the damn radio to tell her they are still there.

    She doesn't need them in her head to keep them with her.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:34 No.18007569
    >>18007552
    I thought that's the point
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:34 No.18007576
    >>18007563
    Enough with the vault already
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:35 No.18007580
    >>18007552
    Sorry, Pilot. We don't know comforting emotions. I think we are playing this rather in character.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:35 No.18007585
    God damn, this is one of the most unintentionally fucked up worlds ever. I mean seriously, these are fucking kids, KIDS! who get sent up against aliens far more advanced than humanity in a fight for the death.

    We're using fucking child soldiers.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:36 No.18007599
    >>18007585
    NOW DO YOU SEE
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)23:36 No.18007605
    >>18007563
    The vault is a bad idea.
    Why do we even need it? We're a pilot we fly planes.
    This magic malarky is not something we need to bother with. We're just that good.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:36 No.18007611
    >>18007585

    It's what happens when you apply reality to most series; They get dark and cold.

    That's why we need to make it brighter... We can't have our MC being a dumbass when the right words can keep characters warm at night.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:36 No.18007612
    >>18007585

    They are also, quite honestly, the best chance mankind has got.

    It's catch-22 here. All you can do is hope you end it quickly.
    >> Starshadow 02/18/12(Sat)23:37 No.18007616
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    >>18007585
    You just realize this NOW?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:37 No.18007624
    >>18007605
    We're good because we know shit. Our skill is our magic, and our magic is our skill. You build skill by learning and practicing. Knowledge is literally power. Conrad himself told us that he was infodumping on us because knowing we could break limits would help us do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:37 No.18007629
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    >>18007585

    this ones for all the chips man. any weapon at hand. if we could set of nukes by slitting throats Darkness style, we'd be doing that too.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:38 No.18007632
    >>18007585
    That's kinda why MC has been so batshit insane about saving them.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:38 No.18007633
    >>18007585
    >Witches fight
    >NO HUMANITY YOU ARE THE MONSTERS
    >Witches don't fight
    >Aliens take over the world
    Noooot much of an choice there.
    >> Major Airlift 02/18/12(Sat)23:38 No.18007634
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    >>18007585

    Strike Witches is grimdark.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:39 No.18007646
    >>18007585
    The real scary part is the primary fanbase is nerds who enjoy the fact they have no pants.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:40 No.18007654
    >>18007567
    I understand the point, but I believe that your action of humming Sanya's song will NOT have the reaction you desire, and in fact will have the opposite reaction.
    What you desire to happen with an action, and the actual result, are not necessarily the same.

    I think simply hugging her, stroking her back, and telling her that she's not alone, that even without magic radio she can contact her father through the regular landlines and mundane radio, would be better.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:40 No.18007664
    >>18007633

    the end can only justify the means if there is something to justify the end.

    i think 'avert human extinction' is just about the most justifiable end there is.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)23:40 No.18007668
    >>18007624
    We're good becuase we know machines. Not because we know magic.
    We're good because we know how the plane handles, we have an instinctive grasp of them.
    Breaking into a, likely guarded, vault to steal knowledge that is not guaranteed to help us, after all they may not have any information on male magic users here, just seems like a bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:40 No.18007669
    >>18007585
    By anime standards, this is pretty run of the mill. Naruto is actually far, far worse in that regard.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:41 No.18007671
    Why not just use a regular radio?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:41 No.18007675
    >>18007349
    >sanya no uta
    >saya no uta
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:41 No.18007679
    >>18007669

    Madoka is fucking insane in that regard as well.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:41 No.18007682
    >>18007646
    But those people are who the anime was made for.

    Shit attracts flies.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:41 No.18007683
    >>18007558
    This. Call Eila, receive yuri hugs.

    Also >>18007292
    Is there any way to have a definitive wing?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)23:42 No.18007684
    >>18007675
    Glad i'm not the only on who noticed that...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:42 No.18007685
    >>18007675

    I saw it too.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:42 No.18007690
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    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:42 No.18007691
    >>18007654
    >>18007671

    The problem isn't the fact that she can't have the opportunity to talk, it's that they aren't with her now.

    She's got two ways out here; either she gets traumatized by the silence.

    Or she understands that it doesn't need to be silent.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:42 No.18007696
    >>18007668
    I'm not saying guaranteed payoff, I'm saying it's probably worth our time.
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/18/12(Sat)23:42 No.18007702
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    >>18007447
    >>18007445
    >>18007439
    >>18007438
    >>18007436
    >>18007432
    >>18007428
    >>18007427

    You're a twenty-year old professional arrogant asshole. You're completely clueless in this situation, so you do all you can think of.

    You hum that fucking lullaby.

    And you hum it well. Humming's a common warm-up exercise for choirs, and you certainly did enough idle humming in your cockpit, usually while waiting for take-off permission on the ramp, or something similar. And after months of night patrols, listening to Sanya's song over the radio, you've got it down pretty damn well.

    So you hum, and hum, and hu-

    "-wh - what-"

    Somebody sucks in breath with a sharp hiss, and you look up to see Eila standing in the doorway, an expression of... well, somebody sucking in a hissing breath on her face.

    "H - how do you know that song?"

    Sanya has stopped weeping, and is just sniffling against your chest. She blinks, wonderingly, not quite with it yet. "The... song...?" She sounds surprised as well.

    "That was our secret," Eila says. "Ours."

    You suppose you could've milked the mystery of the moment, but your big fat mouth takes over. "Pff, yours and every asshole with an airborne transmitter," you snort.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)23:43 No.18007704
    >>18007690
    rhumbnail
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:43 No.18007707
    >>18007690
    >Thumbnail

    BEST HAVE THE FULL SIZE PICK BOY
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:43 No.18007709
    Sounds like Sanya needs to be reminded of why she's fighting. Hell, of why ANYONE would be fighting at this point: so that there's still a home to go home to when it's over.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:43 No.18007710
    >>18007690
    >2012
    >saving thumbnails
    ISHYGDDT
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:43 No.18007712
    >>18007668

    Our skill with machines is literally our magic. Theres no way we could have tuned that Merlin engine like we did, no prior experience whatsoever.

    We also have no idea how to control or use it effectively. A simple use if we learn how to project it effectively would be possibly restarting a witche's damaged striker unit in the middle of a battle by concentrating.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)23:43 No.18007713
    >>18007696
    And I disagree.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:43 No.18007714
    >>18007558
    I don't know, how is Eila doing in the first place?
    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)23:43 No.18007715
    >>18007605
    I'm thinking of the near future when the witches realize 2 + 2 = Yer a wizzerd 'arry! As they will. At this point half the witches are on to us. Its just a matter of time. By checking the vault, we know more than they do, so they will continue to be smalltime, rather than having us dissected. Plus, we might learn something useful, both plotwise and otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:43 No.18007718
    >>18007675

    Oh god, the martians are fucking space plants come to suck our cocks to release their spores.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:44 No.18007720
    >>18007533
    It depends -who- is doing the recruiting. There's a bunch of humane and gentlemanly people out there.

    If I were to get Minna recruited I'd run a recruiting mission for that before things go to the quest proper.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:44 No.18007721
    >>18007702
    OH GOD WE ARE SO FUCKED
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:44 No.18007724
    >>18007702

    Why.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:44 No.18007733
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    >>18007702
    Oh boy here we go
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:44 No.18007734
    >>18007702
    Oh boy here we go.
    Good job faggots.
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    >>18007702
    >You suppose you could've milked the mystery of the moment, but your big fat mouth takes over. "Pff, yours and every asshole with an airborne transmitter," you snort.

    MY SIDES PLANEFAG YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:44 No.18007738
    >>18007702
    Well...at least we don't have to go find Eila now.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:44 No.18007739
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    >>18007702
    She jelly.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:45 No.18007741
    >>18007721

    Down Anon.

    She can sit her ass down now. She can be jealous on her own childish time.

    Her friend needs her, and she should know this.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:45 No.18007742
    >>18007702

    The asshole is back
    Good to have you back, asshole.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:45 No.18007743
    >>18007721
    HOLD ON TO THE LITTLE ONE! SHE WOULDN'T DARE HARM US WITH HER HOSTAGE!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:45 No.18007744
    DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:45 No.18007748
    >>18007713
    >>18007712
    This.
    Suppose we find out we can make a magical focus like the ones the witches have in the form of our aviators or project our ego so hard we deflect consequence (kind of like we do already). Or being less sparkles about it, we learn recurring traits or patterns inherent to male magic. Ways to draw it out. Ways to recognize it. Hell, ways to conceal it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:45 No.18007749
    >>18007702
    You don't remember Ian doing the same thing right before the damn spiderbot?

    That one's been out for a while.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)23:46 No.18007752
    >>18007743
    >>18007744
    Why dive? When no fucks can be given? We're helping sanya, there is nothing to panic about.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:46 No.18007753
    >>18007702
    Good. Now Eila can take over; she'll be better at this "comforting" shit than we are. We're so out of our depth here.
    >> Major Airlift 02/18/12(Sat)23:46 No.18007760
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    They don't even know they've been driving everyone nuts with that song whenver Sanya goes on patrol!?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:47 No.18007765
    >>18007702
    Ok we've done our part, this is the relief for us.

    "You need to be here for her, I need to go blow the hell out of these transmitters."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:47 No.18007771
    >>18007702
    shitshitshitshitshit
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:47 No.18007772
    >>18007760
    Witches can be dense as fuck at times. Yeah, I can buy it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:47 No.18007776
    >>18007702
    "I guess you know how to finish it then."
    then take our leave and check out the Deep Castle.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:47 No.18007777
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    >>18007702
    This is MC giving a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:48 No.18007789
    >>18007777
    What the fuck was that and why do I want to see more?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:49 No.18007791
    >>18007777
    What is that from? Why is that happening?
    Name and context please.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:49 No.18007793
    >>18007760

    they arent even allowed to talk to their own ground crews, how would they know shit about whether any regular servicemen could hear the song?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:49 No.18007796
    >>18007777
    the fuck is that?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:49 No.18007800
    >>18007777
    source me.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:49 No.18007802
    >>18007777

    I'm gonna need a source on that.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:49 No.18007803
    >>18007789
    >>18007796
    Animu, name is Another.
    >> Major Airlift 02/18/12(Sat)23:49 No.18007804
    >>18007793
    You'd think radiowitch would know she was transmitting.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:49 No.18007805
    >>18007789
    >>18007791
    >>18007796

    Another.

    It's probably not what you're expecting.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:50 No.18007806
    >>18007789
    >>18007791
    It's a one off joke from Another. Good series, go watch it.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:50 No.18007810
    >>18007702

    "In that case, you should know it just as well... I was just thinking how off it sounds this low..."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:50 No.18007812
    >>18007791
    It's from episode 6 of a currently airing anime called Another.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:50 No.18007815
    >>18007789
    >>18007791

    It's Another. Currently airing.

    http://www.tokyotosho.info/search.php?terms=another+underwater&type=0&size_min=&size_max
    =&username=
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/18/12(Sat)23:50 No.18007816
    >>18007777
    I'm 90 or so percent sure that's from Another, the hit anime clone of the Shining this season.
    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)23:51 No.18007823
    >>18007777
    We've been giving a fuck for some time, just threaten to blab our secrets and 10 anons will shed buttmad.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)23:52 No.18007828
    >>18007777
    NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DONE DID
    >>18007789
    >>18007791
    >>18007796
    >>18007800
    >>18007802
    >>18007803
    >>18007805
    >>18007806
    >>18007810
    >>18007812
    >>18007815
    >>18007816
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:52 No.18007829
    >>18007823

    We give very specific fucks, at very specific times.

    If you didn't know they were there, you wouldn't look for them.
    >> planefaggin !!dvxVDLLRZyd 02/18/12(Sat)23:52 No.18007830
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    >>18007702

    "Buh- but how did you know when to LISTEN!?" Eila chokes out.

    You scowl at her. "She sings it every freaking night, durr."

    Sanya leans away from you abruptly, turning her tear-streaked face up to stare at you in surprise. "Y- you *listen!?*"

    "... No shit," you say, puzzled. "Kiddo, I'm a night-fighter pilot. We patrolled not ten miles from your sector for months. We listened to you singing on the radio every night. Hell, Ian loved it."

    "But..." Eila says hesitantly.

    You scowl at them both. "What's with you Witches? Do you forget that men exist?" You shake your head."We're part of this war too, dammit," you say tiredly. Sliding off the cot, you ease into your wheelchair. Eila almost knocks Sanya down in her rush to embrace her. Over the Russian girl's head, Eila gives you a look of open jealously... and contemplation.

    You secure yourself in your steed, and wheel the hell out of there.

    >where to? what do?
    >you're in the CELLAR!
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/18/12(Sat)23:52 No.18007831
    >>18007816
    Come play with us, Danny?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:52 No.18007832
    >>18007702
    >"That was our secret," Eila says. "Ours."

    Didn't Ian play it on the piano at one time? Or was that different song.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/18/12(Sat)23:53 No.18007842
    >>18007830
    Oh no.

    Oh FUCK.

    OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:53 No.18007844
    >>18007830

    That went better than expected... Actually, that went damn well.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:53 No.18007846
    >>18007830
    We need a sammich. Then come back to the cellar.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:53 No.18007847
    >>18007832

    yeah, but people were a bit preoccupied at the time.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:53 No.18007848
    >>18007702
    "Oh, and Ian played it on the piano too, remember?
    "Look, Eilia, you take care of Sanya here. Me and my boys are going to have some words with the Martians. 20mm-sized words. And some .50 cal rebuttals."
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:53 No.18007851
    >>18007830

    Find Miyafuji.

    Can she patch that hole in our leg?

    We've got a mission to fly.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:53 No.18007853
    >>18007830
    Oh
    Oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit they're right

    HOW DO WE KNOW WHAT FREQUENCY THEY'RE BROADCASTING INTO THEY USE THEIR MAGIC EARBUDS FOR EACH OTHER

    SEAN IS A RADIO GNOME

    >>you're in the CELLAR!
    yesssss
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:53 No.18007855
    >>18007832
    I think he did...Though, I can't remember if Eila was there.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:53 No.18007856
    >>18007830
    We need to have a discussion with Trude. Get this crap settled.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:54 No.18007859
    >>18007830
    >CELLAR
    Were here, let's do some magic exploran. Then it's triangulation time.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:54 No.18007860
    >>18007702

    thats how they singled her out! they have been monitoring her over and over again as she is the only night radar witch the 501st have. the martians knew or at least know how important witchs are. The boats in the water didn't have to capture her, all they had to do was finalize their chatter driving her insane.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:54 No.18007862
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    >>18007830
    Not much to say. Let Eila take over. IT'S CELLAR TIME.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:54 No.18007863
    >>18007830
    >Realize how much of a bitch its gonna be to go UP a flight of stairs in a wheelchair
    >Captcha: Sanyget Wheeling
    ...Sanya is going to help us?
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/18/12(Sat)23:54 No.18007870
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    mfw
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/18/12(Sat)23:54 No.18007871
    >>18007853
    Its not hard to do that. Literally anyone with a radio that has the right ranges can find a non encrypted signal and listen in, its like basic radio theory 101. With enough time and boredom this shit happens.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/18/12(Sat)23:54 No.18007872
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    >>18007830
    "YOU FRUSTRATED I GOT SANYA TO HUG ME?"
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:54 No.18007873
    Roll out to minna's room, leave watch there
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/18/12(Sat)23:55 No.18007877
    >>18007830
    >vacate cellar
    >acquire fellows
    >triangulate
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:55 No.18007880
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    >>18007873
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:55 No.18007882
    >>18007830
    There's got to be some positively ancient booze down here.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:55 No.18007883
    >>18007853

    I.. honestly had not thought of that.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:55 No.18007884
    >>18007830
    Let's go to the kitchen and get a sammich. We haven't eaten since breakfast.

    Actually, since Paddy's here, let's ask him how the fight between Stirling and Rommel went; we've got 10 quid riding on that fight!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:55 No.18007885
    >>18007856
    This. This needs to happen...which means it won't.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:55 No.18007886
    >>18007830
    Well, Trude and Yoshika might want to know that we're up and running. Minna too, for that matter. You know. Assuming she's fully functional by now. A bad concussion can really take a while to get over.

    Fuck, last time I had one I was messed up for three days.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:56 No.18007895
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOKSSSSSS!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:56 No.18007903
    >>18007885

    Nah, It's a better idea than going running through the library without a clue... or pants.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:56 No.18007905
    >>18007856
    The Perrine shit? That's low priority, I mean at this point it's blatantly obvious she only has eyes for Ian now.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:56 No.18007907
    We have a sweet new ride. We gotta show it off.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:56 No.18007909
    >>18007884
    Oh crap. Yeah, this. We need to confirm so we can get our money from Sakabroto.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:57 No.18007913
    >>18007830
    To the MYSTICAL ARCHIVES!
    Since it's off limits, nobody will think to look for us there!
    >>18007853
    Widow has ALL THE RADIOS. It's kind of our job to look for transmissions, see if they're ALIUMS, and track them down and shoot them if they are.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:57 No.18007918
    >>18007830
    Just wanted to make sure you knew Minna and I were going to be alright before you cried yourself to pieces kid, now that you're good and your friend is here, I've got to run and hide before Sakamoto beats me to death for escaping the infirmary.

    Wheel out and head for the archives as soon as you're out of sight.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:57 No.18007925
    >>18007873
    No, we should now openly refuse to give it to her on the grounds that it must be cursed. We do everything possible to keep it out of her hands, but in her line of sight.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:57 No.18007928
    >>18007830

    Since we're down here, the archives.
    >> That McGuyver 02/18/12(Sat)23:57 No.18007931
    I say check vault for more gnome knowlege while we're here, but apparently anons like being ignorant of such things.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:58 No.18007934
    >>18007903
    Being pantsless is status quo around here. Hell, not one person has commented on it yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:58 No.18007935
    >>18007830
    votin for explore cellar
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:58 No.18007936
    >>18007905
    Blatantly obvious to everyone except that one chick who's steaming mad at us because of it. What was her name again?

    Oh yeah, it was Trude.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:58 No.18007941
    FUCK THE ARCHIVES.
    It's a terrible idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:58 No.18007949
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    FML

    and no wingman from /tg/?

    fine, i fixy
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:58 No.18007951
    >>18007830

    Time to research gnome shit.

    Hit the books!
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:59 No.18007956
    >>18007936

    It's kind of low priority over single handedly saving the...

    I think we may have started doubling up on witches to save...
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:59 No.18007959
    >>18007936
    Didn't Sakamoto say it was the underage thing?
    >> Anonymous 02/18/12(Sat)23:59 No.18007962
    >>18007931
    I'm mostly against it because we're wheelchair-bound AGAIN, this time with a hole in our leg.
    What if we have to go down numerous unsteady stairs?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)00:00 No.18007966
    >>18007830
    >Acquire sandwich
    >Find out who won fight of the century
    >Triangulate

    No going to the archives, its a really bad idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:00 No.18007968
    >>18007959
    Wait, derp, then we asked Sean and he took us down a peg or sixty.
    >postlimitmeansyou'llallhaverepliedtomebeforeIcanaddthis.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:00 No.18007975
    Find Erica or Luchinni. We will need the trollingest allies we can find for the foreseable suture.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:00 No.18007978
    >>18007936
    Yeah, and we can clear that shit when we eventually meet up. No point in going expressly to get her to explain ourselves. Shit, what reason does she have to get jealous about? She was in it just for casual tongue wrasslin'.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:01 No.18007983
    >>18007936
    She isn't mad at us. We were just some distraction fling anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:01 No.18007986
    >>18007830


    Archives
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:01 No.18007988
    We're in the cellar, and took several one-way staircases to get here. Might as well make the best of it.

    [*] search for suspicious tomes
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:02 No.18007995
    ARCHIVES AND BET MONEY.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:02 No.18007996
    EXPLORAN
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:02 No.18007997
    search for secret passages
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:02 No.18007999
    >>18007975
    >Foreseeable suture

    We've gotten injured so often we're starting to make injury-related Freudian slips.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:02 No.18008000
    >>18007830
    >you're in the CELLAR!

    I am disappointed in each and every one of you.

    FIND BOOZE. ANCIENT BOOZE.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/19/12(Sun)00:02 No.18008002
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    >>18007949
    >> Starshadow 02/19/12(Sun)00:05 No.18008018
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    >>18008002
    Hey Panzer I looked at the mediafire archive you posted last thread and I think you missed one. Tiger in the Desert has 3 parts. The first one doesn't have a number, so its sort of book 0, 1 and 2.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:06 No.18008028
    >>18007986
    >>18007988
    >>18007995
    >Archives
    NOPE
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:06 No.18008030
    BOOZE BOOZE BOOZE

    WE DO NOT

    REPEAT

    NOT DRINK IT NOW

    Save it for a "rainy day"
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:07 No.18008032
    >>18008000
    Let's combine our efforts. Acquire ANCIENT MAGIC BOOZE!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:07 No.18008035
    for all the archive/tome seekers: HOW SUSPICIOUS.
    find or communicate with nurse witch, rommel, patton, sean, ian, trude, booze, bed or even minna, use discovery appropriately. no gnoming!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:07 No.18008037
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    >>18007830
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:08 No.18008042
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    >>18008028
    fucker embrace the magic!

    don't be pic related because he is an asshole
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:08 No.18008045
    I noticed some guys talkin about it in the last thread, but there were planes without wings.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vought_XF5U
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:08 No.18008049
    We're still supposed to be in a bed, so archives.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:08 No.18008050
    TOME SEEKING, fuck dicking about with this cloak-and-dagger bullshit. We gotta find out what the fuck is going on.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:08 No.18008052
    I also vote books. We've done just about all we can do without causing more trouble ourselves. And everyone expects us to be sleeping and under guard, so they won't go looking for us.

    Perfect time to go sneak a peek.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)00:09 No.18008054
    We're trying to hide our gnome nature, seeking out archives is possibly the worst thing we can do.
    f we are caught we raise even more suspicion.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:09 No.18008058
    >>18008037
    The hell does that even signify? I do not into the animu.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:09 No.18008059
    You fools! Don't you see? Planefag WANTS us to go to the archives!

    Then he'll just bait us with something and tell us TUNE IN ON TUESDAY LOLOL and we'll all groan and moan and gnash our teeth.

    Do NOT go to the archives.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:09 No.18008060
    why must he hide out power they will find out....its only a matter of time and time is not on our side
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/19/12(Sun)00:09 No.18008062
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    Deep in the bowels of Castle Barin, the ancient Roman-built Witches stronghold, you ponder what musty and arcane tomes you might discover.

    Then you snort.

    What a load of bullshit.

    Yeah, total bullshit.

    Ayup.

    You've taken the full measure of your "magic" already. You're no freak, no WIZARD! with horrible and hidden power - you're just you, and the magic is a natural extension of who you are. You're comfortable with that.

    What you're not comfortable with is the question of why male magic is considered to not exist. What you discover in those archives might make "political bombshell" look like a July Fourth firecracker. It'd be a political asteroid.

    You stop pushing yourself along the hallway, to think, but the squeaky sounds of your chair continue.

    "Whu?" you mutter, and listen.

    Another wheelchair moves through the ancient stone corridors.

    >WAT DO
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/19/12(Sun)00:09 No.18008063
    >>18008018
    Your right, i shall correct this as soon as i get my mits on part 0
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:09 No.18008065
    >>18008035
    What are you talking about, we were wandering about the basement after comforting Sanya, and realizing we couldn't climb stairs without assistance, or being embarrassed by rolling back to Sanya's room, we decided to chill in the basement and avoid Sakamoto.

    Then we saw this library, and incredibly bored decided to start reading some of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:10 No.18008066
    >>18008045

    I love that plane...
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:10 No.18008067
    >>18008052
    Also, if we're caught we can say that we guessed that Eila's and Sanya's song was a magical broadcast, so our radioman was picking it up and is therefore magical, so we want to learn about how our radioman (not us) is using magic.

    Smooth.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:10 No.18008071
    >>18008054
    >seeking out archives is possibly the worst thing we can do.
    Thus we should be all over it.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:10 No.18008074
    Guys. You do know the books are warded, right? We're not going to be able to just fucking waltz in and start reading.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:10 No.18008077
    Sure is samefagging for archives in here.
    Though this is a quest thread and there are only ever three people in them, me, the op and the other guy who wont stop samefagging...
    >> Major Airlift 02/19/12(Sun)00:10 No.18008080
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    >>18008062

    CRAZY IVAN CRAZY IVAN!

    MINNA IS WHEELCHAIR STALKING US!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:10 No.18008081
    >Sakamoto tells you multiple times that she sees FUCKING EVERYTHING
    >Let's go sneaking around right under her nose for no real discernible gain.

    Nothing could possibly go wrong here. Nothing at all.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:10 No.18008082
    >>18008062
    Take stock. Who do we know who might be rolling dirty besides us?

    ...Minna?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:11 No.18008083
    >>18008077

    Hey, I've been samefagging against archives dude...
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:11 No.18008084
    >>18008062

    FOLLOW.

    Try to find out who it is... Wait, its probably Minna.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/19/12(Sun)00:11 No.18008085
    >>18008062
    Time for some recce. Go on the recon, as quietly as possible. Chances are that it's Minna, but there's no clue as to how her temperment currently is...
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:11 No.18008088
    >>18008052
    Well, everyone WAS expecting us to be asleep, until we very clearly trolled the MP that was supposed to be guarding us, and he probably rounded up some of his MP friends and they're now scouring the castle for us.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)00:11 No.18008090
    >>18008062
    Acquire cover, initiate reconnoiter!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:11 No.18008092
    >>18008062
    BOUNCE!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:11 No.18008093
    WHEELCHAIR DOGFIGHT
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    >>18008062

    ABORT

    RUN LIKE FUCKING HELL

    ABOOOOOOOOOOORT
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:12 No.18008097
    >>18008062
    WHEELCHAIR WARFARE

    IT'S LIKE SUBMARINE WARFARE

    ONLY WITH WHEELCHAIRS

    Engage TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:12 No.18008100
    >>18008062
    oh fuck, is it Monty?
    EVADE.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:12 No.18008101
    >>18008062


    Follow. See whats up.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:12 No.18008102
    WHEELCHAIR DOGFIGHT
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:12 No.18008105
    >>18008083
    ...I was making a joke...

    Initiate bounce.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:12 No.18008106
    >>18008101

    This
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:13 No.18008110
    >>18008062
    "You'll never take me alive, Coppers!"
    Then wheel off.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:13 No.18008111
    >>18008059

    It's only 12
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:13 No.18008113
    Initiate a ping.


    One ping only
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:14 No.18008120
    >>18008081
    Sakamoto is kinda busy at this point with running the base in Minna's stead.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)00:14 No.18008122
    >>18008111
    Or 5 if your a britfag
    >> That McGuyver 02/19/12(Sun)00:14 No.18008123
    >>18008035
    Yeah, asking them directly about magic is TOTALLY LESS OBVIOUS. Oh wait, why would we be interested in that? And above ideas are great, look in vault for ancient booze, it's the perfect cover, as we actually do look for some.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:14 No.18008124
    >>18008062
    Shit, we should have greased the wheels on our wheelchair.

    Recon, tactical espionage action. We need to find out who's in that other wheelchair before we decide on a course of action.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/19/12(Sun)00:14 No.18008127
    >>18008062
    >he used my picture
    FUCKIN AWESOME.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:14 No.18008132
    >>18008062
    FIRST ONE TO FIND THE BOOZE WINS
    THE PRIZE IS THE BOOZE
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:15 No.18008135
    >>18008122

    5.14 to be exact

    >I'm not the crazy ass brit to be up regularly for SWQ
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:15 No.18008139
    >>18008123

    sneaking around is suspicious.

    direct questioning is obnoxious, and expected from ignorant pilots.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:16 No.18008143
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    >>18008132

    SECOND

    I'll be DAMNED if someone grabs the 1918 bottles before we do!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:16 No.18008144
    >>18008062
    Battle stations!
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)00:16 No.18008145
    >>18008135
    You're not the only one.
    >Implying I do not in fact have a SLA game at 1300
    >Implying I will be rested for said game
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/19/12(Sun)00:16 No.18008146
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    >>18008066
    i guess you could say, some planes are delicious
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:16 No.18008148
    >>18008093
    >>18008092
    These!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:17 No.18008156
    >>18008135
    Heh, SWQ is likely almost as bad for you Brits as most Australian quests are for us.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:17 No.18008164
    >>18008146

    Naw.. I just love the structure of that thing.

    Mark my words, if that ever went into production, it would be known as the grandpapy of the A-10.

    Wrecking balls were needed to dismantle it.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:17 No.18008168
    >>18008145
    >SLA game
    SON AND HEIR OF A MONGREL BITCH
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:17 No.18008169
    Find door. Open door. Use gnomehacks to lock door behind us.

    This is simple. We're playing a game of keepaway.

    Also, try to acquire a mask so that a quick mistake won't let them identify us.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:18 No.18008174
    ATTENTION, UNIDENTIFIED WHEELCHAIR! YOU ARE ENTERING A RESTRICTED AREA, IDENTIFY YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:18 No.18008178
    Better ovni

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vought_V-173
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:19 No.18008187
    >>18008169
    >wearing mask in wheelchair
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:20 No.18008197
    >>18008187
    >in CUSTOM PAINTED ROLLING COURT MARTIAL.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:20 No.18008199
    >>18008169
    >implying that the Minna we have painted on the wheelchair wouldn't have given it away.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:21 No.18008211
    >>18008062
    >Lay ambush
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:21 No.18008212
    Wait, what are we wearing?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:21 No.18008216
    >>18008199
    >>18008197
    Damn, good point.

    Alright, other plan then. Find a door and GET IN THERE.

    Who the hell else in this place is in a wheelchair anyways?
    >> Major Airlift 02/19/12(Sun)00:22 No.18008219
    >>18008212

    Shirt, jacket, no pants.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:22 No.18008220
    >>18008212
    does it matter?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:22 No.18008225
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    >>18008212

    *look down*

    ....Fuuuuuck
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:22 No.18008227
    >>18008212

    we're blending in with the locals.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)00:22 No.18008235
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    >>18008168
    Same DM may run a delta green game afterwards.

    >>18008148
    This seems to be the right idea
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:23 No.18008242
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    >>18008187
    >>18008197

    >Waifuing after underaged girls

    >MFW we're char in more ways than the obvious ones.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:23 No.18008243
    Shit, we can't get to a higher position for a good bounce.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:23 No.18008244
    >another wheelchair
    RAMMING SPEED
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:23 No.18008246
    >>18008235
    SLA AND Delta Green? Now you're just fucking with me.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:23 No.18008252
    >>18008242
    Well, we're on track to be drummed out of the service three times faster.
    >> That McGuyver 02/19/12(Sun)00:23 No.18008253
    We are pilot, not solid snake. Look for firewater from the 9th century, and relevant books. If caught, claim we were looking for booze and feign morphine use. Morphine explains all stupid actions.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:25 No.18008274
    >>18008253

    Stick with just the books; feign anger and frustration with situation with Sanya. It's not a stretch in the slightest with a bit of morphine in our system.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)00:25 No.18008278
    >>18008246
    Nope. Currently playing SLA as a departure from his normal CoC games.
    I recently picked up the Delta Green source book and he has expressed interest in the setting. I can but hope that he actually follows through with the idea.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:25 No.18008281
    >>18008242
    The girls we're interested in are all of age. Trude and Minna are both 18.
    >> Major Airlift 02/19/12(Sun)00:26 No.18008286
    >>18008278

    Been listening to the RPPR Delta Green games. It's pretty awesome.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:26 No.18008287
    >>18008242
    Waifuing for underage girls? Since when?

    I've seen; Trude, Minna, Charlotte before the whole "She knows" bit, Erica, and Sakamoto, before she apparently hooked up with Sean.

    IIRC (not having watched the show) all of them are over 16, which is the age of consent throughout most of the U.S. and Europe.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/19/12(Sun)00:26 No.18008289
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    >>18008242
    yfw planegod still hasnt given us a name for MC
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:27 No.18008296
    Another wheelchair pilot? Probably Minna, down here for the same reason we were.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:27 No.18008297
    >>18008274
    We've got no business trying to solve magical problems.

    If we're caught put it to too much morphine.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)00:27 No.18008299
    >>18008289
    >Implying that his initials are not in fact MC
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:27 No.18008301
    >>18008289
    I thought it was "Hey, Asshole!"
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/19/12(Sun)00:28 No.18008305
    >>18008289
    Refer to him as the Blue Comet of the North when you do tank quest
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:28 No.18008309
    >two wheelchairs
    >TIME FOR WHEELCHAIR RACES
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:28 No.18008310
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    >>18008287
    >all of them are over 16
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:29 No.18008316
    >>18008297
    I hear there was a library down here, but all your books are written in gibberish.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:29 No.18008317
    >>18008289
    Duh, it's so we can all pretend its OUR names. The ultimate self-insert.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:29 No.18008325
    >Char Aznable
    Burn Buttbaron.

    Or at least, that's our crew's loving nickname for us after all the shit we've dragged them through.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:29 No.18008326
    >>18008127
    >>18008062

    >Lyran insignia
    >Lepard dropship in the background

    W-what is this?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:29 No.18008327
    >>18008310
    ...and all the ones he listed are 16+. problem?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)00:29 No.18008328
    >>18008310
    >row of vaginal shots

    GOD DAMN YOU
    JAPAAAAAAN
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/19/12(Sun)00:30 No.18008332
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    >>18008113

    CRAZY.

    MOTHERFUCKING.

    IVAN.

    You wheel away at top speed, but the squeaky-squeaks of YOUR wheelchair blend with the ones of the hostile, incoming wheelchair, and the echos in the ancient stone hallways make it impossible to know where or what the fuck you're doing oh god they're everywhere twisty passages all alike FUC-

    - you bring your chair to a halt and hastily backpedal into the shadows between the widely-spaced electric lights as your pursuer passes through an intersecting hallway not twenty feet from you.

    Yeah, great E&E there, bro.

    It proves to be Minna, muttering and rubbing her head, sitting in a wheelchair being pushed along by Sakamoto.

    "Well, this is a change of pace," Sakamoto says.

    "Rub it in," Minna moans.

    "Didn't Miyafuji do that already?"

    "She really needs to learn more control. It was like being..."

    "Sandblasted with sakura blossoms?"

    "Whatever those are, yeah. Or being hit with a hammer made out of banana-creme pie."

    "You like banana-creme?"

    "Who doesn't?"

    Well, you've come THIS far... you abandon the Rolling Court Martial and, leaning against the wall, use the squeak of the other chair to mask the sound of your pursuit. They stop before long, and you see Sakamoto produce a key and open a stout wooden door set into the wall.

    They enter, and it swings shut. You commando-slither over the old, worn floorstones and press your ear against the door-crack.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:31 No.18008339
    >>18008310
    Yup, all past their 16th birthday, so we're golden, at least under most laws, though I don't know Great Britain's specifically and those would be the pertinent ones atm.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:31 No.18008348
    >>18008310
    Franco is SO SWAG
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/19/12(Sun)00:31 No.18008349
    >>18008326

    oh my

    I didn't notice th-

    OH GOD

    OH GOD THIS IS AWESOME
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:32 No.18008355
    >>18008332
    THEY KNOW.

    And now they're going to RESEARCH IT.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:32 No.18008358
    >>18008332
    OH SHIT.

    We're walking on the razor's edge, folks.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:32 No.18008360
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    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:32 No.18008361
    >>18008332
    This is as SNEAKING MISSION, Snake! Time for some TACTICAL ESPIONAGE ACTION.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)00:32 No.18008362
    >>18008339
    age of consent is 16
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:33 No.18008364
    >>18008332
    >Sakamoto
    >Magic eye

    NOTHING. AT ALL. COULD GO WRONG.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:33 No.18008369
    >>18008146

    this picture is amazing
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:34 No.18008374
    >>18008364
    She needs to look this way first, though. And I half expect her to be bro about it.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:34 No.18008378
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    >>18008364

    Thank goodness she wears that lead eye-patch!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:34 No.18008380
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    >>18008369
    It really was an amazing thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:34 No.18008381
    >>18008364
    And what we heard, they could hear too.

    >implying Sakamoto isn't going to drag us inside and do HORRIBLE THINGS
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:34 No.18008383
    This doesn't mean much. Just keep listening, and be ready to crazy-ivan to the nearest exit.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:34 No.18008385
    >>18008349
    WHAT IS THAT WITCH? IS THAT AN ATLAS?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:35 No.18008388
    WITHDRAW

    IT IS NEVER GOOD TO GET INTO A COMMANDING OFFICER'S STUFF
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:35 No.18008391
    >>18008381

    We ditched the chair... It's time to rely on swag gentlemen.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:35 No.18008394
    >>18008381
    With Minna present?
    GOGOGO
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:36 No.18008400
    >>18008364
    She's unlikely to use it, unless we alert them to our presence; in which case our ass is toast even is she can't spot us through the door/wall.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:36 No.18008405
    >>18008349
    Dude I have NO IDEA what you're freaking out about. Some help here?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:36 No.18008406
    >>18008391

    Open the door

    Walk in

    Raise one eye-brow

    "Excuse me Ladies, hope I'm not interrupting..."

    Hold up a bottle of 1918 red.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:36 No.18008412
    >>18008332
    *ring ring* "yeah its bullshit calling
    Sakamoto would have totally seen use with that crazy eye
    maintain distance and see how long this goes on for.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:37 No.18008413
    >>18008358

    Did someone say walk along the razor's edge?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:37 No.18008418
    HOW ABOUT WE WAIT OFF TO THE SIDE FOR THEM TO LEAVE, THEN WE ENTER THE ROOM AND INVESTIGATE.

    THIS IS SUPERIOR TO RISKING SAKAMOTO SEEING US.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:37 No.18008422
    >>18008412
    the one she keeps covered with a lead eye patch so she doesn't see through stuff?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:37 No.18008423
    >>18008412

    Sakamoto wears that eyepatch for a reason you know.

    She doesn't typically go scanning through walls for threats in the deepest, most central portion of their base.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:37 No.18008424
    >>18008388
    NO WE HAVE COME TOO FAR!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:37 No.18008425
    >>18008405
    In the background of this picture >>18008062
    there is a Leopard-class dropship, and the insignia on the Warlock's codpiece is that of the Lyran Commonwealth, implying that this is a picture of Strike Witches in the future of Battletech.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:38 No.18008427
    >>18008418
    They'll lock the door on the way out.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:38 No.18008428
    >>18008405
    Battletech insignia and transport craft in the image.
    Planefag liek BT.
    >> Major Airlift 02/19/12(Sun)00:38 No.18008434
    >>18008428

    Who doesn't like BT?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:38 No.18008435
    >>18008427

    And this stops us how?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:39 No.18008439
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    >>18008332
    THEY KNOW
    ABANDON SHIP
    GET TO THE SURFACE
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:39 No.18008441
    >>18008427
    and we happen to be on a military base full of explosives and tools.
    we could figure something out
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:39 No.18008443
    >>18008435
    MAGIC WARDS YOU FUCK. Our untrained wizard won't do squat to them in the best of cases - in the worst, we're going to trip some security system and it's our ass.
    >> That McGuyver 02/19/12(Sun)00:39 No.18008445
    >>18008364
    And Minna's ability. We're fucked. Might as well ride this train until it crashes. CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:40 No.18008447
    >>18008434
    /m/?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:40 No.18008457
    >>18008445

    THE RAPE TRAIN HAS NO BREAKS

    THE BEST YOU CAN DO IS GREASE THE TRACKS FOR A SMOOTHER RIDE
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)00:41 No.18008464
    >>18008445
    That's a good point.

    Is her ability constant? Or does she need to concentrate?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:41 No.18008468
    >>18008439
    WE CAN'T RETREAT, ALL PATHS ARE BLOCKED!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:41 No.18008469
    >>18008447

    You're honestly saying /m/, of all places, will hate BT??
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:41 No.18008470
    >>18008445
    Oh for fuck's sake, you were the one pushing for ARCHIVES ever since MC woke up in the infirmary.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:41 No.18008472
    >>18008326
    >>18008349
    Song is now relevant.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXNWYW4C5kw
    >was thooom
    Well, I suppose thooom is a sound an Atlas could make.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:42 No.18008482
    >>18008445
    Chugga chugga choo choo baby.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:42 No.18008483
    >>18008464
    None of the abilities are constantly on, from what I've seen in the show.
    Maybe Eila's is, hard to tell.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:42 No.18008485
    >>18008464
    She had to focus for a bit to locate Sanya in her bedroom.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:43 No.18008488
    >>18008464
    Well, considering she happened to miss that pistol that just shot her in the head, I'm willing to guess it's not totally passive.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/19/12(Sun)00:43 No.18008490
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    >>18008332

    "You're *sure* he's secure?" Minna says warily.

    "Naturally," Sakamoto says. "He's almost as headstrong as me, so I left the biggest MP I could corral on short notice at the infirmary door."

    "... good," Minna says, but there's some caution in her voice. Good.... good... learn to fear the bounce, sweetheart. Learn to fear when you least expect it.

    "I have the report from Shirley," Sakamoto says. "Left it over here...." you hear papers rustle, something papery hit the floor, and Minna sighs.

    "Just summarize it."

    "Well... he diagnosed the problem with her brother's fighter without breaking stride. And... without realizing it, apparently."

    Minna is silent.

    "What do you think of what just happened? With him?" Sakamoto asks.

    "I... I don't know what to think yet. I need more time-"

    "Not *him,* what he *did*," Sakamoto huffs, sounding irritated.

    "We're not all as headstrong as you, Mio," Minna says softly, and the sadness in the tone hits you somewhere low in the gut.

    It seems to effect Sakamoto as well. "Okay," she says apologetically. "Well... what about that whole business?"

    Minna sighed. "It's impossible."
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:43 No.18008492
    >>18008469
    Doesn't have nearly enough physics rape, hot blood and gay innuendo for them.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)00:44 No.18008498
    >>18008472
    ...fuck it reinstalling the original
    Now to see if I can get that fucking madcat in one of the first missions
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:44 No.18008500
    Like I said in the last thread, they've already figured it out.

    If nothing else, we should ask for a hand getting back up the stairs.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:44 No.18008501
    >>18008439
    >>18008457
    >>18008482

    Gentlemen, we rode our plane down on fire
    We singlehandedly fought off a martian death squad, and charged their assault ship.
    We defended our witches from martian watercraft, spy drones, and mind control.
    We ain't afraid of a pair of women who owe us their lives knowing, that we know, that they know something is up.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:44 No.18008503
    >>18008490
    THEY KNOW
    OH GOD
    OH GOD
    OH GOD

    EVADE EVADE EVADE

    EVADE ALL THE WAY TO FUCKING SCAPA FLOW

    AND THEN MAYBE WE CAN SEE ABOUT GETTING A POSTING IN MOTHERFUCKING ALASKA OR SOMETHING
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:45 No.18008509
    >>18008490
    HAHAHAHA YOU CANT HIDE IT NOW FUCKERS!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:45 No.18008510
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    >>18008490

    TIME TO PACK OUR SHIT UP AND LEAVE
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)00:45 No.18008511
    >>18008490
    So they ALL know. Grand.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)00:45 No.18008512
    >>18008490
    Well fuck, they know
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:45 No.18008514
    >>18008498
    Hope you get lucky with the fuel silo explosions, Mechwarrior.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:45 No.18008517
    >>18008503

    I SUPPORT THIS NOTION!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:45 No.18008519
    >>18008490

    Keep listening. Any pilot would want to hear about himself.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:45 No.18008520
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    >>18008490
    THEY KNOW
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:46 No.18008525
    >>18008490
    HONEY, PACK YOUR BAGS AND GET IN THE PLANE. WE'RE LEAVING.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/19/12(Sun)00:46 No.18008526
    >>18008490
    not sure if want

    known commies? what the fuck captcha, we are from AMERICA, land of CAPITALISM, not robostalin's ussr
    >> That McGuyver 02/19/12(Sun)00:46 No.18008535
    I'm also someone who willfully baits Papa-N into HUEHUEHUE. At least we get plot exposition out of it.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:46 No.18008536
    >>18008490
    One thing to do now
    Bust in
    "THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A GNOME MOTHERFUCKERS!"
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:46 No.18008537
    Dear God, they really are putting two and two together.

    And they're good at basic addition.

    We're outed. Now we gotta find out what they do to types like us.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:47 No.18008538
    >>18008490
    You know what, fuck it. Enough running away from ourselves. The witches want to burn us? SO BE IT.

    At an appropriately dramatic time, BOUNCE THE FUCKING DOOR. WE WANT ANSWERS.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:47 No.18008541
    >>18008490

    Give it time, we bide our time and hear what they say.

    We aren't in a position to deny it. but we sure as hell are in a position to bounce them with the truth.

    They need to know that we are more important as that dumbass pilot who keeps taking hits for the witches around him, than as some oddball tech guru.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:47 No.18008544
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    >>18008490
    Oh shit! They sicked Shirley on us in the first place.
    Run for the plane and head for France, maybe the martians could use a good pilot?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:47 No.18008545
    >>18008490

    They know. Oh well. Start pounding on the door and yelling "ALMOST AS STUBBORN? I THINK NOT!"
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:48 No.18008551
    >>18008490
    THEY KNOW.
    Now if you'll excuse me for a minute, I'm gonna go play Katawa Crash and get the OMG PANIC square so I can bring it back here.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:48 No.18008552
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    >>18008536
    Better yet, angle ourselves perfectly in front of the door and pull our best, pilotest DEAL WITH IT face we have.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:48 No.18008553
    >>18008544

    Hold. The. Line. Greenhorn.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:48 No.18008556
    And that signal of Sanya's is probably set to magical receivers only. So we're fucked topside too.

    Fuel up the widow and make way for the deep jungles of somewhere else. We'll live off the land.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:48 No.18008558
    >>18008490
    >"It's impossible."
    OH SHIT
    THEY KNOW ABOUT OUR GNOMEISH POWERS
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:48 No.18008559
    >It's impossible.

    MC is obviously the entirety of Rogue Squadron.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)00:48 No.18008560
    Oh god, it gets better.

    They're going to find out from the MP that we escaped and then from sanya, eila and paddy that we were in the cellar at the same time as them.

    Game over man, game over.

    >>18008514
    One can but hope.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:48 No.18008561
    >>18008490
    WELP. ONLY WAY OUT IS THROUGH.
    Knock on the door. "My ears are burning!"
    >> Major Airlift 02/19/12(Sun)00:48 No.18008562
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    >>18008483

    Nope. She gets hit in the face with a pillow at one point, which I thought was weird since she dodges EVERYTHING till I thought about it not being on all the time.

    also...

    OHFUCKTHEYKNOWTHEY'VEBEENORGANZINGREPORTSONUSFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

    Keep listening. We're busted, can't get any worse if they known that we known they know.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:48 No.18008563
    - Find Rommel and/or Patton.
    - Request transfer
    - Get the fuck out of dodge
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:48 No.18008565
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    >>18008490

    Waaaaaaaait.

    Was't Minna sleeping in the bed next to us when we busted out, locking the MP in with her?


    This is a fucking setup.

    They KNOW we're outside.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:48 No.18008566
    >>18008490

    Sneak back to the Rolling Court Marital and

    BOUNCE! BOUNCE! BOUNCITY BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:49 No.18008572
    One of them is gonna call us a wizard and then we're gonna have to kick down the door and punch them in the face...
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:49 No.18008574
    >>18008560
    We do what MC does when facing obliteration. FACE IT HEAD FUCKING ON.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:49 No.18008577
    >>18008490
    "IS THAT A CHALLENGE, OR A BET?"
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:49 No.18008579
    DIVE DIVE DIVE DIVE

    I DON'T CARE WHAT THE PRESSURE HULL IS RATED FOR

    KEEP DIVING
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:49 No.18008582
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    >>18008490
    that's some deep shit man
    bounce em both, were knee deep in the shit anyway
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:49 No.18008583
    QUICK WHAT WOULD THE WRIGHT BROTHERS DO?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_hKLfTKU5Y

    were the wright brothers gnomes?
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)00:50 No.18008589
    >>18008565
    >>18008565
    >>18008565
    >>18008565
    >>18008565
    >>18008565
    >>18008565
    >>18008565
    >>18008565
    >>18008565
    he's right!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:50 No.18008593
    >>18008572
    Gnome
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:50 No.18008595
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    >>18008565

    Pfffffffffft!!!!

    .....

    Fuck
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:50 No.18008596
    >>18008565

    Boom, we've been had.

    Time to come clean gentlemen

    "You know, I appreciate the work you've been doing, but it's not right to leave a man without britches even if he's in the same category as yourselves."
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:50 No.18008599
    >>18008565
    Ding! Gig's up, time to face dem witches.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:50 No.18008600
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    >>18008551
    Ah, there we are.
    THEY KNOW.
    ABORT ABORT ABORT
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:51 No.18008603
    Look, guys, they've put two and two together, and have figured us out, mostly.

    But the thing is, the Martians have gotten smarter. They've gotten better. Whatever leadership shakeup the aliens had, it put a strategic genius in place and its pushing the Martians forward in ways that we've never seen or expected before.

    The Witches can't afford to go it alone anymore. They're going to need a Warlock's help. And as much as it will burn them up, they can't escape from that truth.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:51 No.18008604
    Paddy indicated that he was down there looking for us a while ago.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:51 No.18008615
    >>18008604

    It's possible they assumed we were moved back to our quarters.
    >> That McGuyver 02/19/12(Sun)00:52 No.18008620
    Bust in RIGHT NOW. I think it qualifies as a bounce.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:52 No.18008622
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    >>18008565
    IT'S A TRAP
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:52 No.18008623
    >>18008565

    Yeah, that part of the timeline doesn't make sense. Did we sleep some more after the MP stopped us or something?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:52 No.18008627
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    OH GOD RUN WE'RE TRIPLE FUCKED
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:52 No.18008630
    >>18008490
    Charge crazy ivan engines, but continue listening.

    If we get caught at the door, give no fucks, feign ignorance and tell them they have some 'splaining to do.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:53 No.18008631
    >>18008620
    Steal the paper work! Eat it!
    >> Major Airlift 02/19/12(Sun)00:53 No.18008634
    >>18008615

    The MP might be covering his own ass and said we were moved.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:53 No.18008635
    >>18008582

    Knee deep? we don't have a leg to stand on.

    >>18008623

    Gloss over it, It was probably before our escape.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:53 No.18008637
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    >>18008565
    oh man its almost funny how fucked we are
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:53 No.18008641
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    BOUNCE
    BOUNCE
    BOUNCE

    NOW, WHILE WE HAVE THE SUN AT OUR BACK
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:53 No.18008645
    >>18008565
    Oh fuck...you're right.
    Sakamoto and Minna would have seen the sheet rope going out the window and the MP being gone.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/19/12(Sun)00:54 No.18008648
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    >>18008490

    "How?" Sakamoto asks. "We inspected the pistol. Half of the rounds were damaged, when we fired them. A few even needed two trigger-pulls to discharge. It checks out."

    Minna sighs. "It wasn't much of a hang-fire. I can remember. Half-second delay. He had a window of a half-second to fling that mug at my skull."

    "He's a fighter pilot, he's young, he's got sharp eyes, he's fast, he got lucky." Sakamoto says, sounding like she's reading a checklist. "He threw the mug at Sanya's gun-hand, he threw it at her head and missed, he just wanted to clock you in the skull with a mug because gee who doesn't sometimes-"

    "No," Minna says softly. "No. Too many coincidences."

    "Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, and three times-"

    "-is weird," Minna finishes.

    "So what then?" Sakamoto pushes, still playing devil's advocate.

    You hear Minna's chair squeak a bit.

    "... are you SURE he's locked down?"

    Sakamoto sighs. "The medics shot him up with a little morphine; on top of everything else, the poor bastard will be out till morning. Don't believe me, just sniff him out with your juju, eh?"

    Every cell in your body tenses with horror as your brain starts composing plausible lies and snappy one-liners at lightspeed.

    "I just got shot in the fucking HEAD, Mio."

    "Oh. Right."

    Silence.

    "God dammit Minna, spill."

    Minna takes a deep breath.

    "He has the machine affinity."
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:54 No.18008651
    >>18008641

    Wait for it, Dogfights are won by timing and manuevering, not speed.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:54 No.18008653
    >>18008565
    BUT I ASK YOU, MY GOOD PEOPLE. HOW MANY FUCKS DO WE GIVE?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:54 No.18008662
    >>18008526

    USA was one of the most commie-dense countries at the time. the New Deal was basically a bribe to soft-socialists to split them off from the hardliners because we were literally one more bad shake up from having a bloody mess of a revolution.

    the commies basically ended round here when stalin ordered them to support the democrats for the duration of the war effort against the fascists but the martians showed up before cpusa disbanded itself in solidarity so The Left will probably never suffer the wholesale collapse in SWQ as it did OTL. the land of CAPITALISM is never to be. european democratic socialism or flat red are the likely futures.

    rejoice or despair, whatevers called for.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:54 No.18008663
    >>18008648

    Wait for it... Stay on target.
    >> Starshadow 02/19/12(Sun)00:55 No.18008664
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    WE ARE FATED TO DIE IN FIRE

    THERE IS ONLY ONE ANSWER FOR THIS SITUATION

    THE BOUNCE
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:55 No.18008668
    >>18008648
    "It's called being a gnome!"
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)00:55 No.18008673
    >>18008648
    Well. That's it.

    Stay as long as we can without detection, then go in and start asking questions. This ends here.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008675
    GodfuckingDAMMIT this was so much better when we weren't HURR DURR MAGICAL.
    >> Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008676
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    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008678
    >>18008653
    NONE WE ARE A GOD MOTHER FUCKING DAMN PILOT!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008679
    >>18008653
    NONE! NEVER A ONE!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008680
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    >>18008648

    >mfw

    Holy fuck

    ..........

    Holy fuck

    HOLY FUCK
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008683
    >>18008648
    >>18008596
    THIS. FUCK IT. WE ARE MEN. A REAL MAN DOES NOT HIDE. WE ARE MEN OF HONOR, AND WE WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH. IF THIS IS A BAD END... THEN WE GO DOWN LIKE JUST WARRIORS.

    Also, this isn't a big deal. Literally everyone who's a good nuke has this. Its... well its our talent, the machine affinity is pretty much how I make the big bucks etc.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008685
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    >>18008648
    We techpriest now
    >> Major Airlift 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008686
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    >>18008648

    THE OMNISSIAH HAS BLESSED US!
    PRAISE BE THE OMNISSIAH!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008688
    >>18008663
    Trust in the force! We don't need the targeting computer!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008689
    >>18008648
    Not yet. But soon. Wait for it.

    "We."

    "Are."

    "All."

    "SMALL TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME"

    Preferably while bouncing them on Rolling Court Martial.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008690
    You know what? At this point, fuck 'em. Are they really going to try and bust our balls about something that we never asked for and never wanted but did use to save most of their lives at one point or another. Some of them multiple times over - Looking at you, Minna. I'm mad. SO MAD. We do all that and they repay us by sneaking around behind our back and treating us like some kind of fucking guinea pig to run experiments on? I'm so mad that every mad-o-meter in a five mile radius just blew their fucking fuses.

    I'm not saying that we tell them a fucking thing but if they make an issue of this? UNLEASH THE FUCKING KRAKEN
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008691
    >>18008648

    If she calls us a gnome, we fucking roll in there and punch her.

    We've been waiting for it. Yeager doesn't count
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008694
    >>18008673

    yeah, im afraid i have to agree. this is checkmate.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008695
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    >>18008648
    >machine affinity

    Oh jolly! Time to go find a red bedsheet!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008696
    >>18008648
    >"He has the machine affinity."
    >machine affinity
    >affinity
    WELLP, TIME TO GO BREAK MIRRODIN BLOCK.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008700
    >>18008675
    ...we've been magical since day fucking one, dumbass.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:56 No.18008703
    >>18008648
    WAIT FOR THEM TO FINISH AND BOUNCE THEIR ASSES.
    Two for one!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:57 No.18008706
    crazy ivan into the room
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:57 No.18008708
    >>18008490
    Oh no, don't tell the MC that something is impossible. That'll just make him mad.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:57 No.18008711
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    >>18008565
    Turn around, wheel out of there, AND GET A FUCKING TRANSFER EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:57 No.18008712
    >>18008675

    We aren't a mage

    We're just beyond good.

    Get that through your skull, we're so good, the plane moves as we do, not waiting for some useless hydraulics to level out.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:57 No.18008718
    >>18008648
    Well, we're fucked beyond the capacity of mere language to describe, so nothing left to be done except BOUNCE.

    "SMALLTIIIIIIIIIIIME I DEMAND ANSWERS"
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:57 No.18008721
    They are asking for a punch in the face.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:58 No.18008725
    >>18008711

    We aren't getting out of this... Who would we ask for a transfer?

    Minna?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:58 No.18008726
    One course of action:

    "BOOOOOUUUUUNNNNNNNCCCCCCEEEEEEE BITCHES!"

    Then Run Like hell
    >> Will 02/19/12(Sun)00:58 No.18008728
    THE BOUNCE!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:58 No.18008729
    >>18008648
    Sakamoto knows, and she's egging Minna on so we find out.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:58 No.18008732
    >>18008700
    But to have them come out and say it, clinically, like magic is a fucking quantifiable science, is just wrong.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:58 No.18008733
    >>18008648
    Time to burst in, start lauging heartily and then CRAZY IVAN ourselves out of the castle.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:59 No.18008742
    >>18008732
    What--- for the love of fuck do you even realize what kind of setting this is?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:59 No.18008743
    >>18008732

    Our reaction time is -.3 seconds.

    That ain't magic, not the way they think of it.

    We are just that good.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)00:59 No.18008747
    >>18008648
    >we are a gnome techpriest now
    I can live with this.
    >> Major Airlift 02/19/12(Sun)01:00 No.18008752
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    >>18008732

    This is a setting where a scientist with no magic powers himself figured out how to make mini-planes that fit on legs and run off magic power of a witch for fuel.

    Sufficiently analyzed magic is science.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:00 No.18008758
    >>18008743
    we are not a gnome

    WE ARE A FUCKING N.E.W.T.Y.P.E! newtype
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:00 No.18008760
    >>18008752

    thanks for ruining my paragraphs of post...

    But yes, exactly, in a far better format.
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/19/12(Sun)01:01 No.18008764
    >>18008732
    You all don't work in Engineering, do you. Literally have you never met the person who can do miracles, make something that does not work, work? This is like.. well Scotty from Trek is the classical example of this situation.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:01 No.18008766
    >>18008732
    If you didn't notice, magic IS a fucking science in this world. It can be measured, screened for, and enhanced by machinery.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:01 No.18008767
    >>18008668
    This. Fucking yell it at the top of our lungs. I don't give a fuck anymore.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:01 No.18008772
    >>18008767

    That's not our style.

    Patience, opportunity will present.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:01 No.18008774
    >>18008758
    God no, those fuckers get possessed by women ghosts and go insane fairly often. Gnomishness is preferable.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:02 No.18008778
    >>18008743
    that's actually a fairly slow reaction time.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:02 No.18008783
    >>18008778

    You missed the negative sign
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:02 No.18008784
    >>18008767
    No! Then we'd have to punch ourselves in the face.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/19/12(Sun)01:02 No.18008788
    >>18008767

    Wouldn't we have to punch ourselves in the face then?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:02 No.18008789
    >>18008764
    >Scotty was a magical gnome
    >I'm ok with this

    >...Kirk was a magical pimp
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:02 No.18008791
    >>18008648
    well we are in the basement of a castle full of witches and we just got some really heavy shit dropped on us
    bounce them
    both of em
    while screaming "YOU ARE BOTH SMALLTIME!"
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:02 No.18008792
    >>18008733
    GENTLEMEN.

    Please don't use the phrase "crazy Ivan" unless you actually know what it means.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/19/12(Sun)01:03 No.18008794
    >>18008648
    Und now... now we roll in, "What took you so long to figure it out?"
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:03 No.18008796
    >>18008789
    Spock is Ian
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:03 No.18008797
    IDIOTS NO DONT GO IN THERE.

    SNEAK OUT, THEN RUN LIKE HELL.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:03 No.18008798
    >>18008792

    We need to go grab a CRAZY IVAN so we can CRAZY IVAN our CRAZY IVAN
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:03 No.18008800
    "Machine Affinity"? Guys guy GUYS. I just realized something!

    WE'RE FUCKING DAVID LISTER.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:03 No.18008801
    >>18008774

    that was kamille bidan and that was ONE time.....also its a girls name
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:03 No.18008804
    >>18008778
    >-.3
    >-
    Well gee I'm sorry mister 'I can see further into the future than you'.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:03 No.18008809
    >>18008783
    Ahh, that was a negative? I read it as ~ by mistake.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:04 No.18008815
    >>18008797

    Too late.

    >>18008565

    THEY KNOW
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:04 No.18008817
    >>18008792
    I think only me, you, and one other person know what it means. Let them have their fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:04 No.18008822
    >>18008800
    We're still not taking Nachtmaren for our squadron name.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:04 No.18008823
    >>18008797

    So, are we gonna combat roll? or do we have an oil can for the wheelchair?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:04 No.18008824
    >>18008784
    >>18008788

    That would fit.

    "It's called being a gnome!"
    *Punches self in face*
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:04 No.18008826
    >>18008792
    Well, the first I heard of it was russian sub drivers who would, from time to time, suddenly cut their speed and turn to get a sonar reading on their 6-O Clock.

    naturally, these incidents were scary as hell for the subs that were trailing them due to the sudden likelihood of a collision increasing
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:04 No.18008828
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    >>18008800

    >MFW
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:05 No.18008831
    >>18008800
    ....Well, we don't have the Skull Knight motif down, and we have yet to hear weapons and machines bow down to us as their god-emperor, but I can sort of see it.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:05 No.18008837
    >>18008826

    Collision was never the issue, it was detection.

    Suddenly, they weren't hidden by the prop's vibration.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:05 No.18008840
    >>18008817
    isn't it when a sub turns 360° and then moonwalks away from a threat
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:06 No.18008849
    >>18008800
    I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose, drinking fresh mango juice...
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/19/12(Sun)01:06 No.18008858
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    >>18008648

    MACHINE.

    AFFINITY.

    The words ricochet around your skull with a horrific weight.

    They sound... right.

    They fit.

    "... are you sure?" Sakamoto says, and for the first time since you've met her, there's a real note of uncertainty in her voice.

    "It all fits," Minna says quietly.

    "Those rounds were waterlogged-"

    "Mio, he knew. He fucking *knew,*" Minna says with quiet tension. "That's how he reacted the way he did. He didn't just logically conclude that the chambered round was going to hang-fire by exactly a half-second. He simply knew. The way I know where people are in combat, where trouble is brewing. The way Eila knows where the next attack is coming. He just fucking knew, Mio."

    Silence. The creak of Minna's wheelchair.

    "Now what?" Sakamoto says.

    "I don't know..." Minna says. "But he isn't stupid. And... he... he..." Minna falters.

    "Minna, it's bigger then that," Sakamoto says softly.
    >> Starshadow 02/19/12(Sun)01:07 No.18008864
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    One of these days that coffee maker is going to break. And on that day we will bend that machine over and turn it into an expresso machine.

    Calling it now.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:07 No.18008867
    Oh goddammit it's 1AM.
    Planefag's going to end with the next post, isn't he?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:07 No.18008870
    >>18008858

    Patience... We still aren't at optimum yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:07 No.18008871
    >>18008831
    >machines and weapons bow down

    If they train us instead of killing us, we're doing this.

    Imagine it: All the witches getting ready to head out for a sortie, then we walk down the hall and as we pass every weapon falls to the floor and locks into safety mode. Glorious.
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/19/12(Sun)01:07 No.18008872
    >>18008817
    Well, since I fill in the one other...
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:07 No.18008874
    >>18008858
    BOUNCE THEM. BOUNCE THEM NOW.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:07 No.18008875
    >>18008800
    PAINT OUR JET WITH SKULLS AND SKELETONS.

    NACHTMARE UNIT RIDES AGAIN!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:08 No.18008879
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    >>18008858

    FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT NOW!?!?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:08 No.18008880
    >>18008858
    >"Minna it's bigger than that..."

    DAMN RIGHT IT IS.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:08 No.18008882
    >>18008872

    Speak not for the hidden Anon.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:08 No.18008885
    >>18008837
    close enough for a civy who has never been on a boat in his life and has no intentions of ever being on a boat
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:08 No.18008886
    offer to keep our mouths shut in exchange for having our old room back.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:08 No.18008888
    >>18008826
    That's pretty much it. Although collisions weren't common. After the development of towed sonar arrays, the crazy ivan maneuver became outdated.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)01:08 No.18008889
    >>18008858
    Wait wait wait.

    Isn't this a GOOD thing? That they figured it out on their own, I mean, rather than having us tell them?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:08 No.18008892
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    >>18008858

    >All that talk

    Minna is... trying to protect or shield us from something...

    Damn...

    This is gonna be bad.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:08 No.18008895
    >>18008858
    "HE MADE ME TEEN PREGNANT"
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:09 No.18008898
    >>18008858
    >It's bigger than that

    Rush in, say "I'm pregnant."
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:09 No.18008901
    >>18008889

    We have lost all control over the situation.

    We ceded initiative.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:09 No.18008902
    Hold your fire... HOLD YOUR FIRE...
    The well time trolling when they emerge will be delicious**
    >> Harmless 02/19/12(Sun)01:09 No.18008904
    >>18008792

    >1. In the book and movie "The Hunt for Red October", a sharp turn made by a Russian submarine to look behind it with sonar.

    >2. By analogy, any quick, unexpected and radical change in direction, literally or metaphorically.
    > 1. Dammit, she's pulling a Crazy Ivan! All stop!

    > 2. Dammit, they're out of tickets. Crazy Ivan--let's go to the bar.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:10 No.18008910
    >>18008904

    The crazy Ivan in this situation is to open the door, not to slink out.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:10 No.18008912
    >>18008898
    >>18008895
    pregnancymind
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:10 No.18008913
    NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:10 No.18008918
    >>18008864
    Not yet. Minna's going to reveal some kind of awfulness.
    THEN he'll end it.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:10 No.18008923
    >>18008858
    If PF leaves us with something like, I don't know, a standing Witch Sisterhood "SUFFER NOT THE WARLOCK TO LIVE" rule? I'm going to scream.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:10 No.18008925
    >"Minna, it's bigger then that,"

    She's Been looking in our pants with her magic eye?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:10 No.18008926
    >>18008913
    nononononononono.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:10 No.18008927
    >>18008858
    "Oh god is this about that 'I can't let anyone else die' bullshit AGAIN? Smalltime, we've been over this. It's a fucking WAR. People die."
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:10 No.18008929
    >>18008913

    It's 1, He's got enough time to wrap this into a reasonablely secure cliffhanger.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:11 No.18008936
    >>18008913
    >>18008918
    Way too early, bitches. He'll build up some other contrived scenario to mindfuck us with.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:11 No.18008940
    LADIES

    IT IS THIS BIG


    POINT TO A HOLE FOR IT


    Then run like hell
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/19/12(Sun)01:11 No.18008942
    >>18008904
    The crazy ivan was made obselte by towed external sonar arrays, which provide 360 degree coverage.

    The more you know.

    Also,
    >>18008871
    More like we increase efficiencies of Witches. We could literally be a tactical Command and Control unit, destroying the Aliens through our upgraded weapons technologies.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:12 No.18008945
    >>18008913
    nah, that's gonna be when they're about to off us to keep their political leverage.

    and next opener is Mac wrecking every weapon in a five mile radius in panick, even the swords
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:12 No.18008946
    I agree. A penis joke must be made.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:12 No.18008953
    >>18008942

    Shit... We Fire Control now?

    That actually makes a load of sense.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)01:13 No.18008958
    PLANEFAG:

    Weren't we expressly told that male magic was impossible by someone who DIDN'T already know we had it? Was that misdirection, or is its existence top-secret?
    >> That McGuyver 02/19/12(Sun)01:13 No.18008965
    >>18007715
    Don't mean to tell you guys but...

    I TOLD YOU MAN I TOLDS YOU!
    These reaction images reek of giving a fuck. And do I see mentions of retreat? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:14 No.18008972
    >>18008858
    Definitely nothing left to do now except BOUNCE. And, obviously, make a joke about how Sakamoto has clearly been taking a look in our pants with that magic eye of hers.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:14 No.18008973
    >>18008858
    Dammit. Why does nobody ever actually TALK TO US about things that directly concern us?

    This is the point where I really feel like we should speak up and make our presence known.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:14 No.18008976
    ...I think I KNOW where this quest is going. Like, legit actual spoilers.

    Oh, PF? NEED TO CONFIRM THIS SHIT IS THERE AN IRC I CAN CONTACT YOU IN
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:15 No.18008984
    >>18008976

    >PF
    >spoiling the fun

    Hohohoho.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:15 No.18008986
    >>18008973

    If they start talking about what they intend to do with us, it would be a good time to play our hand.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:15 No.18008990
    >>18008965
    Why are you consistently the most obnoxious poster in these threads? You're even worse than Planefag and he's TRYING to make us mad.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:15 No.18008991
    Aww fuck, we're going to have to run the fuck away aren't we?

    We gotta bust the fuck out of this pants-less paradise since they're going to hand us over to some government spooks to dissect and for use on some scientific gubbins.

    I say we bug the fuck out and head towards the martian stronghold. If we have any sort of machine affinity, we should totally use it on martians.

    We knew where to punch the telebot, we should know how it works. Time to make ourselves the Martian Overlord.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:16 No.18008996
    >>18008986

    Exactly

    "I think I should be able to submit my own recommendations regarding how best to use my talents in the war effort..."
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/19/12(Sun)01:16 No.18009003
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    >>18008953
    We are Mark 1. We are the First of Fire Control. (Actually this would be damn useful for witches, and when we get missile technology, we can finally avoid the pitfalls of shitty targeting systems.)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:16 No.18009006
    >>18008946
    I disagree.

    "Well well, ladies, it seems the cat is, at long last, out of the bag. But know this! You will never capture... COUNT TIMEX VON TOCK! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

    And then we run, Three Stooges whooping the whole fucking way. Let the base remember us as we were.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:16 No.18009007
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    >>18008991
    No.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:16 No.18009012
    >>18008991

    Who are they gonna hand us off to?

    If we're gonna get disected, it's gonna be local.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:17 No.18009015
    >>18008991
    This also reeks of fuck giving. Why would you give a fuck?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:17 No.18009018
    >>18008976
    Sit on it. Planefag probably hasn't planned out ahead too far anyway.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:17 No.18009021
    We keep listening, but once they're done, we wheel around the corner and wait for them to exit. THEN we exit. And run for the widow and fly far, far away.

    We'll get caught halfway to the plane of course, but its the effort that counts.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:17 No.18009023
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    Does anyone remember the fact we can't fucking run? Like, we are literally so hurt we can't run?

    Good luck getting up those stairs...
    >> NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 02/19/12(Sun)01:18 No.18009028
    >>18008991
    Fuck Tratiors. He is a doubleplusungood spy. In fact, he is literally a martian infiltrator!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:18 No.18009030
    >>18008942
    So we're their AWACS now?
    >This is Pants Man. All Mobius Witches report in.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:18 No.18009032
    >fire control

    Actually, maybe we could somehow interfere with enemy missiles?

    I'm sure we'll find out how this shit works, if we survive.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:18 No.18009034
    >>18009023

    Not only that, we're slumped up against the door... we ditched the wheelchair for a closer listen.

    Our dynamic entry consists of a squeeky door, us sitting propped up against the corner, and perhaps a cig.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:18 No.18009037
    >>18009023
    OUR WHEELCHAIR CAN GO UP STAIRS

    FACT
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:19 No.18009040
    wait didnt we get our pants cut off when in the hospital so now were in proper uniform burst in with penis joke
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:19 No.18009041
    >>18009023
    WE DO NOT GIVE FUCKS TO BEING OUTED AS A GNOME, WE GIVE NO FUCKS TO STAIRS, WE GIVE NO FUCKS AT ALL!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:19 No.18009046
    >>18009021

    Denial is like the worst possible thing we can do. If they're discussing if, the situation is already past our control. Our only realistic option is to take it head-on, where we at least, have some say in what happens to us.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)01:19 No.18009047
    >>18009023
    Indeed. No more running, lets wait and see what happens. Or if we must retreat, do so back to our prior hiding place.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:19 No.18009051
    >>18009037

    There's machine empathy, and there's making two inverted inclined planes work together.
    >> Harmless 02/19/12(Sun)01:20 No.18009056
    >>18009040
    >out of uniform
    >witch base
    >not wearing pants
    I don't see the problem.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:20 No.18009060
    Guys.

    Hey, guys.

    Let's transfer to the African front. Patton and Rommel like us. Probably. We can make a new life there. Under the se... In Africa.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:20 No.18009064
    Guys, it's come to this. I propose action.

    We walk in, cool and we say,
    "So that's why the coffee was always warm when I got there."

    We
    Do
    Not
    Give
    A
    Single
    Fuck.

    And our other options put us on the defensive.
    It's go time.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:20 No.18009066
    >>18009051
    SIMPLE MACHINES ARE MACHINES! IT COUNTS!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:21 No.18009069
    >>18009040

    Uniform joke goes better than dick joke.

    "Afternoon ladies, I was coming by to discuss getting the offical uniform, but I need to clarify; is heart print boxers appropriate for dress uniform?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:21 No.18009075
    >>18008858
    so if we are magic now can we go around not wearing pants like the rest of them?
    not like its stopped us before though.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:21 No.18009077
    >>18009056
    Huge Problem!
    Remember the time we went and snagged pants for the Witches? Pants are a BIG DEAL!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:21 No.18009082
    >>18009056
    that's what Patton meant when he fined us for being out of uniform

    "young man, Pants are FORBIDDEN in the 501!!"
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:22 No.18009084
    >>18009077

    Jokes are fine, we'll be back in britches in no time.

    As a matter of fact, we should insist.
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)01:22 No.18009085
    >>18009075
    We're trying to get them to wear pants.
    We will wear pants.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:22 No.18009089
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    >Discussion on magic
    >Good chance of us stepping in to join
    >We're also NOT wearing pants

    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:22 No.18009094
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    hows this for dynamic entry
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:23 No.18009101
    "MC, you can use magic"
    "Look, honey, just because I'm not wearing pants doesn't make me a Witch."

    And then walk away.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:23 No.18009106
    >>18009084
    Britches and hose
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)01:23 No.18009107
    >Ladies. I may have to special order them, but I hope denim hot-pants will be a suitable uniform addition? As long as we're all on the same frequency.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:23 No.18009109
    >>18009069
    If we go with a joke, then I agree that a uniform joke would be better.

    But a more casual, "I was wondering if I was going to have to ask you ladies about it; glad you were able to figure it out on your own." is better.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:23 No.18009112
    >>18009107
    this
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/19/12(Sun)01:24 No.18009117
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    >>18008858

    "Maybe I'm tired of it being bigger then that," Minna hisses back. "He's bled for us. And he doesn't even know us. It hasn't been a week! We owe him!" She sighs. "Wish Miyafuji'd woken me up earlier. Would've liked to talk to him. In the infirmary."

    "Say what?"

    Minna sighs. "I don't know. Just feel him up a OUT! OUT! OUT!" she corrects with panic. "See if he can even biceptuali- conceptuali- I got shot in the head dammit don' you fucking look at me like that, Sergeant!"

    "No, what did you just say? Wasn't he in the infirmary when you woke up?"

    "No. Figured they moved him to... his..."

    Room. Yeah. The one she had emptied out like a fucking two-star hotel bum-rush checkout.

    The cold, numb horror has flooded your body without you realizing it. The moment you should've had two minutes ago hits you now as the anemic, shadowed "logical" part of your brain shoves the brain stem out of the way.

    THEY KNOW.

    And for a fighter pilot, you have only two instinctual reactions for most situations: attack, and attack harder. And besides that, you're sick and fucking tired of being treated as a second-class soldier, second-class citizen, and all-around small-fry.

    You stand up silently and shove the door open with a resounding "BANG!" Minna and Sakamoto both start and shout, twirling to face you.

    You stand in the doorway, flight jacket clad, one hand on your pantless, boxered hip, the other leveling your .45 at the women.

    "*You,*" you hiss. "*You*... are... smalltime."
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:24 No.18009118
    >>18009101
    Then fall over and drag ourselves to the Rolling Court Martial.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:24 No.18009119
    WE WILL FLY ALL THOSE CRAZY WINGLESS PLANES NO ONE ELSE CAN FLY AND TELL THE ENGINEERS WHAT ARE THEY DOING WRONG
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:24 No.18009125
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    >>18009117
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:25 No.18009127
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    >>18009107
    Oh yes!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:25 No.18009130
    >>18009117
    NEXT TIME, ON WILCKE BRITCHES VEST
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:25 No.18009131
    >>18009117
    >pointing gun at them

    We are so dead......


    >Bang
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)01:25 No.18009133
    >>18009117
    WHY THE GUN
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:25 No.18009135
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    >>18009117
    OH. MY. FUCK.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:25 No.18009136
    >>18009117

    >NEXT TIME ON SWQ!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:26 No.18009139
    >>18009117

    Well... We lost our shit...

    That's a bit further than I think we wanted to go here...

    I think hissed banter would be appropriate, and forgetting which leg is shot and promptly knocking ourselves cold on the floor.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:26 No.18009143
    >>18009117
    >leveling your .45 at the women.
    WE DUN GOOFED
    >NEXT TIME
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/19/12(Sun)01:26 No.18009144
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    >>18009003
    >We are Mark 1. We are the First of Fire Control. (Actually this would be damn useful for witches, and when we get missile technology, we can finally avoid the pitfalls of shitty targeting systems.)
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    >AIM-7
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:26 No.18009147
    >>18009117
    Oh lawdy. Dis gon be good.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:26 No.18009150
    >>18009133

    Because paranoia beat snark.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:26 No.18009152
    >>18009117
    >Just feel him up a
    >"See if he can even biceptuali-
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:26 No.18009154
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    >>18009117

    ...

    The fuck are we doing, leveling a gun at them.
    >> Major Airlift 02/19/12(Sun)01:26 No.18009155
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    OH GOD WHY THE GUN!?

    Well, maybe with Minna's brain damage she won't remember this...
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:26 No.18009156
    >>18009117
    Okay, and now we lower the gun away from the woman who just got shot?

    Bad, soldier. BAD. Don't draw on anything you don't intend to shoot.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)01:27 No.18009157
    ...We drew our GUN?! What the FUCK? Are we going to SHOOT the fucking witches?
    >> Harmless 02/19/12(Sun)01:27 No.18009158
    Who said anything about a gun?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:27 No.18009164
    >>18009117
    >In the doorway, flight jacket on levelling our .45
    >Without pants
    Yes, this is acceptable.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:27 No.18009165
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    >>18009117
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:27 No.18009166
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    >>18009144
    WE MAEK B52

    HOW MANY MISSLE WE FIT IN B52
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:27 No.18009169
    >>18009117
    Drop the gun back to your side, walk back to the wheelchair and roll away.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:27 No.18009170
    >>18009117
    why45.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:27 No.18009172
    welp what do you think will be on our tombstone?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:27 No.18009174
    >>18009117
    Oh, lord... NOT THE GUN!!
    BAD MOVE!
    Even for a bounce! Even if they can shield!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:27 No.18009177
    >>18009117
    The gun is a bit much.

    Do we have some sort of joke planned?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:27 No.18009178
    >>18009117
    We make the best poor decisions ever.

    EVER.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:27 No.18009179
    >>18009117
    By 'Our .45' I assume planefag meant 'Our cock'
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/19/12(Sun)01:27 No.18009180
    >>18009117

    >leveling your .45 at the women.

    PF, y u do dis?
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/19/12(Sun)01:27 No.18009182
    >>18009117
    Don't you think the gun might be a bit much?
    Although given the panicked, drugged up state MC is in, I suppose it's feasible...

    Just seems, excessive.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:28 No.18009183
    >leveling your .45 at the women.

    bad move, we dead now.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:28 No.18009185
    >>18009117
    why the gun...why...
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:28 No.18009186
    >>18009174

    We're leveling the field.

    They can overpower us immediately, we need a deterrant.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/19/12(Sun)01:28 No.18009187
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    >>18009117

    Forgot to add. That picture:

    >Minna's
    >Fucking
    >FACE
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:28 No.18009191
    >>18009172
    peperony and chease
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:28 No.18009194
    Then we lower the gun, stride away, Shout "BOUNCED" at the top of our lungs, and then pass out
    >> Major Airlift 02/19/12(Sun)01:28 No.18009196
    >>18009179

    I'm not sure which would get us in more shit...
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:28 No.18009200
    >>18009117
    >Minna making Freudian slips
    I like where this is going.
    >leveling your .45 at the women.
    I don't like where this is going.
    >> Writefag 02/19/12(Sun)01:28 No.18009201
    >>18009136

    STOP FUCKING ENCOURAGING/GIVING HIM IDEAS!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:29 No.18009204
    >>18009187
    Not really looking at her face there.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:29 No.18009205
    >>18009187

    How much longer til you close up?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:29 No.18009207
    Well, Sakabroto at least is used to people waving guns in her face randomly for questionable reasons.

    Minna, however...
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:29 No.18009213
    >>18009117
    How do we even have the gun? Wasn't our pistol belt attached to our pants?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:29 No.18009214
    >>18009187
    NEXT WEEK ON SWQ!!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:29 No.18009216
    >>18009117
    Not even the most extreme of the calls for bouncing called for a gun to be drawn. MC should know better than that.

    Even if he's drugged up and only working on half the pistons, this is pushing it.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:29 No.18009217
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    >>18009133
    This is my rifle.
    This is my gun.
    One's for killing.
    The other's for fun.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:30 No.18009222
    >>18009213
    We took it with us, it was the most important thing remember?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:30 No.18009223
    Planefag, you started a little late today, it's completely unreasonable to stop now its only 130, the night is still young.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:30 No.18009228
    SHOOT THE LIGHTS!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:31 No.18009232
    >>18009223

    >reasoning with Planefag

    I want it to continue, but you know his MO means we're gonna ether stop next post or when we wake up after getting our asses kicked.
    >> Major Airlift 02/19/12(Sun)01:31 No.18009234
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    >>18009222

    I thought our jacket was the most important thing. Pants are second, gun would be third.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:31 No.18009236
    >>18009216

    it aint a joke man, this is a genuine life threatening situation. seizing the initiaticve is the only reasonable course of action.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/19/12(Sun)01:31 No.18009237
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    >OH JESUS SUFFER NOT A WARLOCK TO LIVE ABORT ABORT

    then-

    >WHY THE GUN PLANEFAG WHY THE GUN

    Besides the fact that you've fought for them, bled for them, almost died for them, and they're still holding out on you? More then that? More then any other reason?

    ... Because it makes your entrance that much more dramatic.

    Yes. Yes, that is You.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:31 No.18009240
    NEXT TIME ON SWQ!!!

    NEXT TIME ON SWQ!!!

    NEXT TIME ON SWQ!!!

    NEXT TIME ON SWQ!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:32 No.18009242
    >>18009237

    I love you PF.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:32 No.18009246
    >>18009237
    >Trolling skill reached 99
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:32 No.18009247
    >>18009228
    >Deafen everyone and scare the shit out of two armed magic btiches, both of which have power that will allow them to effectively see us in the dark!

    Good idea goofus.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:32 No.18009249
    >>18009237
    Fine.

    It did get good reaction out of us.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:32 No.18009250
    >>18009237

    You know... This is familar... Like... stumbling out of a plane... Clutching our 1911, and pointing a finger...
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:32 No.18009252
    >>18009237
    I could kiss you, you glorious bastard. But alas.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:32 No.18009253
    >>18009237
    Well it sure as fuck better have the safety on.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:33 No.18009258
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    >>18009237


    FFFFUUUUUUU...

    I wish I wasn't but I'm actually satisfied with this answer...

    >Becoming a Bard
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)01:33 No.18009261
    >>18009237
    I dunno, man, still feels excessive. We're pilots and assholes, we're not looking to get zapped by witches. They'd be within their rights to do that now.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:33 No.18009262
    >>18009237
    Do we carry Condition 1 or 2?
    >> Harmless 02/19/12(Sun)01:33 No.18009265
    >>18009237
    I feel so trolled right now.
    It is a good pain.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/19/12(Sun)01:33 No.18009266
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    NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: IN THE CELLAR NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM

    STRIKE WITCHES will resume this coming TUESDAY at 6:30-7:00 EST/-5 GMT!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:34 No.18009274
    >>18009261

    Exactly... We're at a disadvantage.

    That's why we've drawn.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/19/12(Sun)01:34 No.18009275
    >>18009250

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

    This is exactly sort of like that, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:34 No.18009278
    >>18009266
    Planefag. Should I hate you to death or call you my spiritual liege?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:34 No.18009280
    >>18009266
    Okay, that's it. That's the last straw.

    Tableflip time is GO.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:34 No.18009281
    >>18009237
    ............While true, I would like to point out that cooler heads DID prevail, and we had quashed the ABORTABORTCRAZYIVAN! voters.

    I cannot argue against the dramatic entrance, however.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:34 No.18009282
    >>18009266
    Fuck you. Also, fuck you.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:34 No.18009283
    A moment of self-doubt is in order

    Minna can probably ricochet it away

    Mio can precognize us

    We use the wheelchair agains Mio. Can't dogfight in a cellar.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:34 No.18009284
    >>18009266
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009287
    >>18009266
    PLAAAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEEEEEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009288
    >>18009266
    You're terrible, delaying this post for so long.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009289
    Well, we didn't accomplish much, but it was eventful, at least.

    At some point we still need to make a pillow fort in the hangars. We need to stay alive that long at least.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009290
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    >>18009266
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009291
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    >>18009266
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009292
    >>18009266

    Gentlemen, Ladies. At attention

    And Salute!

    Dismissed.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009294
    >>18009266
    Fuck you very much, sir.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009296
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    >>18009266
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009298
    >>18009266

    PF, just curious.

    Was >>18008565 an oversight corrected in the latest post or was that actually how it went?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009300
    >>18009237
    Well, that sounds reasonable, I gue...
    >FULL-LENGTH SLIDE SERRATIONS
    FUCK YOU FOREVER.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009301
    >>18009266
    >IN THE CELLAR NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM

    Aw yeah.
    >> Major Airlift 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009302
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    >>18009266

    All my rage.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009303
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    >>18009266
    AAAAAANNNNNDDDD there it is...
    NOW I can go to sleep.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009304
    OF COURSE we'd level a gun.

    Think: Magic gave women their status in society today. Male magic users would threaten that.

    THEY ACTIVELY SUPPRESS WARLOCKS. Be that by directing them to a non-involved way of life, or by getting them killed.

    They're going to off us.

    Can't wait for next week.
    >> Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009305
    >>18009266
    Wooooo see you then, maybe i can attempt to cockblock you by running my quest slightly earlier( or the day after cause im really fucking lazy)
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009306
    Well, I know one thread I'm going to ignore-list come Tuesday.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:35 No.18009307
    >>18009266
    >Next time on SWQ!
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
    UUUUUUUU-
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:36 No.18009308
    >>18009266
    That's PM yeah?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:36 No.18009309
    >>18009266
    go eat a dick nigga.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)01:36 No.18009310
    >>18009281
    We didn't VOTE on shit. Planefag didn't ask for input after we hid in the stacks.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:36 No.18009312
    >>18009298

    It was corrected.

    Minna thought we were put back in our room, but forgot that our room was no longer an option since she moved us out.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/19/12(Sun)01:36 No.18009316
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    >>18009262
    >Condition 2

    ....
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:36 No.18009319
    >>18009117

    "Ladies, would either of you happen to have a spare cleaning rod? I seem to have lost mine."
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/19/12(Sun)01:36 No.18009323
    >>18009308

    yush
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:37 No.18009324
    >>18009266
    BASTARD

    But hey its a bit early still, good for a setting infodump yeah?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:37 No.18009325
    >>18009316

    Good, we aren't cocked for stupidity.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:38 No.18009335
    >>18009316
    Oh thank god I thought we were standing there like a tool with the hammer down.

    At least they can't tell that we have the safety on (OR DO WE?)
    >> Major Airlift 02/19/12(Sun)01:38 No.18009337
    Bleh. Damn tuesdays. I have classes really late that day.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/19/12(Sun)01:38 No.18009340
    >>18009310

    Well, with everybody screaming BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE... that was not at all what I was expecting. I was expecting MC to overhear them talking, and get away clean, without them being 100% sure about him, or them knowing that he knew.

    But anon said BOUNCE, and so BOUNCE you did. And honestly, I think that's better.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:38 No.18009341
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    >>18009266
    Yeah, I think I'll just read this quest from the archives when/if it concludes. Not worth all the rage and fucking up my sleeping schedule.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:38 No.18009344
    Someobe needs too archive the last two quests
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:38 No.18009345
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    We have successfully reached the grimderpening end of /tg/'s trollfu spectrum.

    I both love and hate this, to the point where I only desire to destroy it while singing praises in it's name.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:39 No.18009349
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    >pic related is us
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/19/12(Sun)01:39 No.18009353
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    >>18009237
    >>18009266

    You know, I think honestly, excuses about Warlocks and Aborting aside, you're just doing this for the delicious rage.

    Also, goddamnit cliffhangers.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:40 No.18009359
    >>18009340

    PlaneFag, we did perfect.

    This was the right way to do it... We've evened the playing field... We have an opportunity to discuss this before we get cuffed and thrown into a padded room with slide lock.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:40 No.18009360
    >>18009340
    Bouncing in our context is meant to be a nonthreating display of tactical superiority. The gun sort of changes the entire effect.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:40 No.18009362
    >>18009340

    No real point hiding if they already know. We'll just delay the inevitable.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:40 No.18009369
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    >>18009304
    I think that if there's a standing KILL THE WARLOCK order, Sakamoto will be very sad but will carry it out because DUTY. But Minna is tired of losing people and, even without the sexual tension between her and MC, the fact is that they've fought together for the better part of last week and you just don't back down on the guy that saves your panty-clad ass like that.

    And now an angry and hurt MC has pulled a gun on both of them. DELICIOUS DRAMA I'M EATING THIS UP LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA~
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:41 No.18009376
    >>18009360
    Not to mention that it's fucking useless against witches.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/19/12(Sun)01:41 No.18009379
    >>18009340

    I do not see how our desire to surprise them, and or make bad jokes related to pants or dicks constitutes a need for a drawn fire-arm.

    Of course, MC has been injured for the umpteenth time, and has residual drugs, so I guess we're not being as subtle as we thought we could be.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:41 No.18009380
    >>18009369

    Agreed. Makes for a lovely story.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:42 No.18009387
    >>18009369
    >Implying Sakamoto won't just continue to deny it and call everything we do a coincidence.
    >> planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 02/19/12(Sun)01:42 No.18009389
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    >>18009353
    >delicious rage
    >>18009369
    >delicious drama
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:42 No.18009390
    >>18009369
    >>18009360

    The gun isn't there to shoot either of them... We're too invested in keeping their pretty heads in tact.

    It's there so they know how serious we are...

    We aren't some rebel, we're an errant knight, drawing our sword to demonstrate one... important... thing.

    We aren't gonna get fucked with. Truth all around.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:43 No.18009398
    >>18009387
    She's doing that because she doesn't want us dead. NOPE I'M NOT SEEING THE EVIDENCE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY GODDAMN SUPERPOWERED EYE.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)01:43 No.18009400
    >>18009389
    What does condition 2 mean anyway?
    >> αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 02/19/12(Sun)01:44 No.18009401
    >This thread
    Glorious, planefag. Simply glorious.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:44 No.18009402
    the gun was the right call dinguses.
    >male magic is considered impossible by the general public
    >the witches know it isn't
    >we know first hand how easy it is to accidentally manifest that shit
    >even if you are actively trying to suppress it.

    these facts together flow together towards one almost inescapable conclusion. witches are actively suppressing knowledge and practice of male magic. and that means 'suppressing' us. if you catch what i mean. Minna even seems to hint at it with how shes talking about 'owing' us and not wanting to contemplate the implications.

    hell, even if they don't have bad intentions towards us personally continuing to suppress this knowledge once the martians invaded amounts to an act of treason and mass murder against the human race. pointing a gun would be justifiable just for that.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:44 No.18009404
    >>18009400

    Gun isn't cocked, we aren't an imminent threat yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:44 No.18009406
    Meh, one contrived cliffhanger too many, through following this.

    >youwentfullretardonetoomanytimes.tiff
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:44 No.18009411
    >>18009400
    Condition 2 – A round is in the chamber and the hammer is down.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)01:44 No.18009413
    >>18009390

    I guess you're right, it just bothers me. Gun training 102: never point your firearm at someone unless you're going to kill them.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:45 No.18009420
    Only one way out of this situation. We need to dick them both unconscious so we can escape.
    >> Major Airlift 02/19/12(Sun)01:45 No.18009422
    >>18009400

    http://www.sightm1911.com/Care/1911_conditions.htm
    >> Inquisitorial Librarian 02/19/12(Sun)01:45 No.18009430
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    >>18009389
    Heh. Well, it should be interesting to see what you come up with next.

    Full speed ahead and damn their shields.
    >> Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 02/19/12(Sun)01:46 No.18009434
    >>18009404

    Except we're magic, and they know we're magic, but they don't know how much we're magic, or how much we know we're magic.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:46 No.18009441
    You know, we could be planning on firing every bullet into our face and then walk out when they all miss. Have the bullets spell out 'BOUNCE' in the door.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:46 No.18009442
    >>18009430

    Aye.

    Arrrgh. Tuesday can't come soon enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:46 No.18009445
    >>18009404
    I believe the reaction image there was to imply that Condition 2 is for slackjawed retards and that our gun is kept Condition 1.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:47 No.18009450
    >>18009402
    THOSE WHORES STILL HIDE THIS INFO!?! kill them that is fucking treason
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:47 No.18009451
    Also, thread is archived.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:47 No.18009454
    >>18009434

    Again... Point

    That's the idea. We're a cobra with it's hood up, a cat fluffed out, a barking dog.

    We're ensuring they realize we're not going to go quiet if that's the way they wanna try it.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:48 No.18009465
    >>18009450

    >kill them that is fucking treason
    probably impractical what with the war on and all, but the should certainly no longer have independent commands.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:48 No.18009468
    >>18009445

    Either way, with the 1911, condition one is still on safe.

    We're posturing, not fighting yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:49 No.18009473
    >>18009451
    For real this time?

    Someone said that in the last thread but they archived some fucking cheesecake dump instead so I had to do it.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:49 No.18009481
    >>18009473

    It's there.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:50 No.18009484
    >>18009473
    For realz

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18007020/
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:50 No.18009489
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    Well, now that it's NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES, Someone in a previous thread said we needed nose art on our Widow. Someone after that said it should be of a black widow.

    Well, I was making dozens of privateer/mercenary flags/logos for a game I'm helping to developed, so here's the one inspired by you guys.

    Also have a few other flags inspired by SWQ antics (probably should make a CRAZY IVAN privateer flag).
    >> Writefag 02/19/12(Sun)01:51 No.18009500
    Jesus Christ don't end it yet! I'm not even close to done with my Fanfiction-based Fanfiction. Another post! STALL FOR TIME! OH GOD!
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)01:52 No.18009504
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    >>18009489
    Hey, I really like that!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:52 No.18009508
    >>18009489
    As the guy from the last thread who recommended painting our plane on our plane, that ain't bad
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:53 No.18009519
    Question for planefag:

    What happened to Donitz and the U-boats? Also, why wasn't he put in command after Germany fell? That's what happened in RL.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:54 No.18009533
    >>18009413

    we probably should kill them unless they have a much much better explanation for this bullshit then the "we dont wanna be in the kitchen" thing that planefag implied when laying out background info back in thread 2 or so.
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    >>18009500

    Here's a stall for you time.

    >>18009504
    >>18009508

    Here's a few others that are either inspired by SWQ or relevant to the MC's behavior.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:55 No.18009549
    >>18009489
    If you look at the picture sideways it looks like a shocked ghost with a moustache. Just saying.
    >> Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 02/19/12(Sun)01:56 No.18009560
    Those are fucking awesome!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:56 No.18009574
    >>18009539
    witch bouncer
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    >>18009549

    [Spoilersthatdon'tworkontg]That's the idea.[/spoilers]
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:58 No.18009589
    >>18009539
    Those are all pretty great. The submarine one especially.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)01:58 No.18009592
    >>18009574

    God damn it. Every single time I don't copy/paste from Word into Photoshop... thanks for pointing that out, fixed in original PSD (not that I'm going to use that PSD anymore, it'll be easier to make a new one that can hold ALL THESE FLAGS).
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)02:05 No.18009665
    MC is going to give them a grillin' over this.

    "So you just kill every warlock you find? That it? Well hell, why don't you take it all the way and test every male baby for magic? I'm sure you'd be able to do what's next, to cover your own asses."

    The more I think about this, the angrier I get. If they're seriously stopping warlocks for political reasons, then holy fuck do they set off the evil detector.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)02:09 No.18009695
    >>18009665
    >test every male baby for magic
    That wouldn't work though, not the way it does for girls. Guys don't work energy, they work probability. But maybe you could put them in a room with loud clocks and check is the synch up or something...
    >> Will 02/19/12(Sun)02:11 No.18009714
    Pardon my ignorance, but where exactly was it stated that Warlocks are HUNTED/SURPRESSED by witches and non-magicals? As far as I know, all that government vivisection shit was player paranoia.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)02:13 No.18009736
    >>18009714
    This. SO fucking this.

    I'm getting pretty tired of people repeating this crap over and over again.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)02:13 No.18009737
    >>18009714

    It is just player paranoia. It's just a crazy guess as to how history can say there are no male magic users.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)02:13 No.18009744
    >>18009714
    It is just our paranoia.
    But its justified because they can for the first time in history PROVE THAT WARLOCKS EXIST.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)02:17 No.18009769
    >>18009744

    Or they've proved it many times before... only to disprove of it, like they're about to do to us.

    PARANOIA~ it's a magical thing
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)02:18 No.18009779
    Nobody has noticed the symmetry between this ending and the end of the Season 1 episode where Minna sings?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)02:19 No.18009788
    >>18009714
    Nothing, but the novels suggest that there are case of men capable of magic. If magic can be used by both sexes, then why aren't there documented cases? Even if there were only 1 out of every 10 million, there'd be dozens of them.

    Something is preventing male magicians from developing. Considering that magic is the SOLE REASON that women weren't oppressed like they were IRL, my guess is that the witches suppress male users to protect their political position.

    It's logical, and from what we just heard more than likely.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)02:20 No.18009791
    >>18009714
    The official line is that they don't exist. This is clearly bullshit.

    We know of two other confirmed male magic users besides us, one of which claimed to have known a bunch more. Additionally our crew and Chuck are probables.

    Why they are denying it has been made clear. How they have managed to keep it quiet is unclear but suspicious as fuck.
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    Hey you go SWQ fans.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)02:25 No.18009828
    >>18009791
    It's also possible that male magic users just keep fucking quiet about it. For fear of being "suppressed" or just plain pride. Nobody wants their accomplishments dismissed because lolmagic. Besides, it's not like it'd be all that hard to keep quiet, comparatively.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)02:26 No.18009836
    >>18009714
    The official word is that only women who familiars have enough power to be witches. That doesn't preclude women without familiars and men from having magical powers, but it does mean that they are not powerful enough.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)02:30 No.18009854
    >>18009836
    We need to get us a familiar.

    A honey badger is an obvious choice, if a bit cliche.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)02:33 No.18009885
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    I don't know if men can get them, for some reason the creator never wanted to see it. I guess he wasn't a shotacon.
    >> Will 02/19/12(Sun)02:34 No.18009892
    Alright, well now that it's established that THEY KNOW, it's our turn to know shit. This is fine by me. Honestly, even if there is some consequence if people above them know about us, (like they don't already, every ace on this stupid island is a gnome) we can expect Sakabroto and Minna to keep it under their hats, as Minna just said, they owe us that much.

    So now, we chill out, and get some goddamned answers.
    >> Better late than never! Writefag 02/19/12(Sun)02:48 No.18009998
    “KNIGHT! BREAK RIGHT!” James hauled back on the stick and kicked the pedals, whirling the Forked-Tail Devil into a snap roll as a swarm of Martian fire passed through where he would’ve been. Time seemed to slow as his fighter nearly stalled, but the oblong shape of the neuroi fighter passed right in front of him at less than a hundred yards.

    He held down the firing stud.

    The 20mm Hispano roared, explosive rounds tearing the alien craft to pieces before he nosed down to recover his energy.

    “Splash one Alium, Knight.” It was McHale, his second element lead.
    >> Now with formatting! Writefag 02/19/12(Sun)02:51 No.18010020
    A P-38 streaked by above, followed by two Martians. He lined it up, and threw some lead, striking the lead aggressor, causing it to spiral out towards the Med below, it’s wingmate bugged out before it could meet the same fate. In the back of his mind he kept track: Two kills.

    He continued climbing, searching the skies. ‘One target at a time. Watch your six. Listen for you wingman.’ Where was he? Throwing glance back he could see Flip’s P-38 behind him- the kid was good, he was staying put, watching James’ ass. “How’s the second day on the job, kid?”

    “Exciting.”

    As they finally leveled out above the majority of the furball, he could finally get a grasp of its scale, but it was only a small distraction as he rolled over and searched below. The heavies were defended, they’d have to cut through the fighters to get to them, but there were just too damn many fighters, and the Lightning wasn’t exactly spritely in a turning fight.
    >> Turnabout is fair play. Writefag 02/19/12(Sun)02:51 No.18010026
    “48th, 48th: This is the 512th Strike Witch Squadron, we heard your distress call: Do you need assistance?” Aw fuck. Of all the people that would come to save their asses. It was Lady Gwen, too, of all the witches in the world.

    James resolved to make the best of it: “We’re having a bit of a party up here, you’re welcome to join in, Sparkle Flight.” He kept his voice calm, level, even a bit cheerful. The very epitomy of a fighter ace. Shit… He had six kills. He was a goddamn Ace now.

    “Roger that 48th. Where do you need us?”

    “If you can help us with the escorts, we can knock out those heavies.” Within seconds he and Flip’s flight had three witches forming up on them. The rest of the squadron went to mix it up with the Martian fighters- this was their kind of fight. “Alright, I think you ladies have seen this dance before. Follow me in and try to keep up!”
    >> HVAR: For when you absolutely positively got to kill every last martian mother fucker in the sky. Writefag 02/19/12(Sun)02:53 No.18010038
    With that he wheeled his Lightning in a screaming dive towards the first heavy, followed closely by Flip and the Witches. He held off on the throttle, needed to let the witches keep pace; if he left them behind now he might as well be doing this alone. The heavy loomed larger and larger in the front windscreen; its escorts had barely a second to react before they were shredded by the witches’ accurate machinegun fire. In the back of his mind he was taking back every cross thing he had said about the witches.

    He hit the rocket stud. A thousand pounds of high-explosive death hit the heavy, one of its wings buckled just before a secondary explosion blew the big flying wing in half. Flips machinegun fire seconds after James flew past the explosion was simply overkill. “One down! You girls still with me back there?” He pulled out of the dive and was surprised to see they were. He was exhilarated. They might actually win this one!

    “Alright, keep on me, we’ve got one more heavy to go. Flip, this one’s yours.” He throttled back, falling in to a covering position over Flip. They climbed back to altitude, the witch escort keeping the Martians off them.
    >> I see London, I see France... Writefag 02/19/12(Sun)02:54 No.18010052
    “Alright, going in!” Flip rolled his Lightning into its own dive, the flight following with him.

    James scanned out front, an escort moved to intercept and was dead as soon as he crossed his crosshairs, blown to pieces by the Hispano. Three kills. Another escort was downed by the witch on his right wing. German Striker from the looks of it, and from the looks of it completely unaware of James’ relative angle, but there was no time to admire the view.

    Flip let his rockets off the chain a bit early, half of them overshooting the heavy- James guns finished the job. Three and a half.

    By the time they reached the nadir of their dive he could already hear calls from his squadron. “Martians are bugging out.”

    “…They’re running!”
    >> I'm so dark and gritty: Planefag isn't killing off any of his characters! Writefag 02/19/12(Sun)02:57 No.18010078
    “Like hell they are!”

    The tide had turned and now the Lightnings went to work. James threw the throttle into WEP, outpacing his witch escorts and catching up to a pair of fleeing Martians. They killed Weltson. They fucking killed Harry Weltson- they weren’t going home. He lit them up blasting one, then the other out of the skies, watching their flaming wreckage splash into the sea.

    His bloodlust expended, he called out to the squadron. “Green leader, who’s still alive?” One by one the survivors called in. Blue flight arrive late; no casualties. Green flight had lost one- Silverman had taken a shell to his engine and limped his Lightning back over the coast. Yellow flight had lost two. Red flight, the senior fighters of the squadron, had been wiped out. Half, they had lost half their squadron in less than ten minutes.

    “How many?” It was Lady Gwen. He could hear the pain in the tone, it wasn’t even her squadron.
    >> This seems familiar... Writefag 02/19/12(Sun)02:58 No.18010097
    Too many. “Lost five, another limped home.” He struggled to keep his voice even. Harry was gone.
    There was a pause. “No casualties on our end. Do you need escort?”
    “Negative. We’ll make it.” What was left of the squadron was in good shape. “Thanks for the help, Sparkles Flight.”
    >> Writefag 02/19/12(Sun)03:07 No.18010155
    Well, damn, looks like I was late for the party. CURSE YOU DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)03:09 No.18010176
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    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)03:21 No.18010308
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    HOLD THE FUCK ON.

    We're pretty much a tech-priest?
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)03:22 No.18010315
    >>18010308
    No, we're an ork
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)03:23 No.18010329
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    >yfw Minna will pull a gun on us too.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)03:40 No.18010477
    >>18010315
    I hope the Rolling Court Matrial is painted red.

    >>18010329
    Only if she has that dress on.
    >> Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)06:00 No.18011699
    Minna is a superior waifu to Trude and everyone knows it. Just sayin', Minna's showed some actual feelings toward us besides using us as a way to vent her emotions. Trude's just vented her emotions.

    Also, with German girls, the more powerful they are, the better waifus they make. Obviously since Minna outranks Trude, she will make a superior mate.



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