"The Bitch from Gaul! Hide now!"

She clearly can't be up to anything good. Hide Yoshika, open door, give zero fucks.

Get up, jump out window, find yeagertits.

>>17965278

Wow, no one has posted in this thread yet planefag? That's.. Odd. Good to see another SWQ. And my response? We give no fucks. We make ourselves presentable, and allow Perrine to come in.

>>17965302
Sounds like a plan

>>17965302

Seconded.

Yoshika gave us a shiny new liver and she needs our help!

Open door, tell Frenchy she's not in here, close door. Let rumors spread!

It's ok, Perrine already has someone else to hound over.

Open the door

>get on the floor

>>17965338
Everyone do the dinosaur?

>>17965335
That gif... goddamn

>>17965278
pull Yoshika under the bed with you, either Perrine will not find her, thus saving her and such, or Perrine will find the both of you hiding under the bed, thus creating a delightful misunderstanding.

Also planefag, panzer wanted you to dump the alt history doc so he could start tank witches.

>>17965335
I can't stop laughing at this gif.
>>17965367
Hey, no fucking around with Yoshika. Little kid doesn't deserve it.

>>17965335
As funny as that would be, I don't want to get on Minna's bad side anymore than we already are. We did something officer-ly and she actually complimented us on it.

Despite being a pilot and giving no fucks, we're still in the army. We should rein it in a little bit, no destabilizing the unit.

That said, out the window!

>>17965302
Second. We owe Yoshika for a brand new liver that we can break in.

QUICK, HIDE THE CHOCOLATE

Hide the jap, open door while undressed, tell Perrine, we're pretty sure she's not in there and strut away like a boss, not giving a single fuck.

>>17965395
>strut
That depends on the state of our gut wound. Which we still have.

I wonder if she has any healing power handy, or if Sanya needed her last night. It would be nice to get out of this damn wheelchair. Open the door and tell frenchie you asked for Youshikas help this morning, because you strained yourself too much last night in here.

>>17965424
It's much less retarded than going out the window at any rate.

ITS UP!

>>17965278
Roll our fine self down to chuck and punch him.

If he knows we gnome, then we just continued tradition.
If he jsut wants us to help with his merlin engine, then we punched him for waking us up too early

We need to go see Minna and get it through her thick head that the info we gave her was important.

>>17965424
How did that happen? Last thing I read was flying upside down and raking boats.

>>17965441
I'm waiting to do then until someone comes out and says it. It'll happen, the laws of comedy demand so.

>>17965448

Missed a thread, check the archive.

>>17965448
When we took a leg to the gut for minna. We were wounded before that battle even began

>>17965278
"Don't you go calling me a twerp, you Gaulish gremlin."

Loudly tell Yoshika to say she's not in the room, then start doing something utterly innocuous with her (having tea, playing checkers, looking to see if Minna actually does hide chocolate in her desk, etc.)

Wait until Perrine busts down the door, then trollface as we ask what she thought was going on in here.

>>17965278

Open door, ask her to wheel us to breakfast, it is time to eat surely.

>>17965448

Before then. When we got stabbed by robospider. The entire flight we were running on adrenaline then we immediately collapsed Wile E. Coyote style when Erica reminded us we were serious injured.

>>17965444
That she read it and didn't bother with throwing us out and is at work implies that she realizes the importance of the intel.

>>17965462
Well, at least we didn't take an arrow to the knee.

>>17965483

We should probably check to make sure what we wrote was entirely correct since we did pass out while writing out.

>>17965444
Also, I propose we tell Minna we'll sleep in her room every night until she moves our stuff back. (Note: We won't actually have to go through with it, Minna will back down a the threat of *GASP* sleeping near a man.)

>>17965466
seconding this

We have someone with similar interests to our own, and nobody likes the french

>>17965448
Gut wound was from the spider assassin that tried to take out Minna.

>>17965466
That's a good one.
Thirding.

>>17965500
>>17965482
>>17965462
Thank you.

>>17965278

"She was here earlier. She was headed to Ian's room."

>>17965494
Hrmm... You have a point. We WERE pretty out of it.

>>17965494
Oh, yeah. Recover Minna's pad if it's there, use a pencil and go CSI on it to find out what exactly we wrote on it.

Motion her under the bed and rip off our clothes.

>>17965536
Her delicious tears...

The instant she hears Frenchie's voice, Miyafuji's face goes pale.

"You can't hide under Minna's skirts now, nugget!" Perrine snaps. "It's about time you answered for your transgressions, you worm!"

You've put up with a lot of shit from Perrine, and even come to a point of almost a little possible mutual respect (maybe) but this smacks too much of bullying, and against the girl who removed the huge lethal hole in your fucking abdomen not two nights past. Slithering out from under the bed, you seize Miyafuji by the ankle and nape and unceremoniously sling her under the bed.

"Open UP, you trespasser, you low-class swine, you- you thief!" You yank the the door of Minna's room open at the exact same second Perrine tries to kick it in, her dainty little foot kicking you right - in - the - abdomen. Stars explode before your eyes as pain flares in your still-sensitive belly.

"Wha-" Perrine stammers.

You hunch over, clutching your belly, waiting for Perrine to get a clue and stop being a bitch.

"You're not supposed to be in here either, you lecherous pig! The Colonel, even!? Does your imprudence know no limit?"

WELP. You shrug your shoulders as you slip out of your flight jacket.

"Keep your clothes on, you filthy- AAAAH!" Perrine cries as you fling your jacket over her head. As she flails you bodyslam her, taking her down with your considerably superior weight. Once floored, you get your arms around her and manage to tie the sleeves of your jacket behind her back, making an impromptu straightjacket. Your belly still sending fire up your nerve endings, you bite back the pain and stand, slinging an incredibly agitated Perrine over your shoulder.

Bitch.

>PERRINE ACQUIRED
>Wat do?

>>17965546
>CSI
Sherlock Holmes already knew how to do this.

>>17965558
See:
>>17965444
>>17965497

>>17965558
>PERRINE ACQUIRED

Motion to Yoshika to escape without making a sound, then do >>17965546 before leaving for Chuck's.

Hide her under bed and go acquire proper clothing.

>>17965558

>PERRINE ACQUIRED
>MFW

Find a suit of armour and hide her in it.

>>17965558
Ask Yoshika what we should do with her.

>>17965558
I guess we could put her in the fridge.

With our newspaper clipping taped to her face.

>>17965558
Find Ian.
Give Perrine.
Make him deal with it.

>>17965558
Ask Yoshika if she can spare any healing for you. Since we just took a did a favor and took a hit for her and all.

>>17965558
trade Ian her for DELICIOUS ALCOHOL

>>17965558
Find Ian and give the bitch to him.

Then go to Chuck.

stash her in a suit of armor

>>17965558
go down to hangars with perrine like she was a bag of potatoes.

Load her on the next mailplane out to liberion or fuso

>PERRINE ACQUIRED

Talk about cluttering up our inventory with trash.

>>17965376

Still working on it. I've either been sleeping, working on homework or just plain working since last Friday. Shit's been whack. I've got tomorrow (mostly) off, though.

>>17965338
>except ian

I love this whole picture.

Give her to ian

Oh, yeah, go hand her off to Ian.

>>17965558

Carry her with us when we leave, a little lesson in tact.

We aren't leaving her with our jacket, thats for certain.

>>17965558
Open locker, toss in Frenchie while getting out flightjacket, then escape with Jap.

>>17965602
Fuckin do it.

>>17965591
>>17965591
Then tell Ian Perrine is on the warpath, he should hide.

Then Pic related.

>>17965602
Trade her to ian for some beer

>>17965558
Deal time with Ian.

>>17965615
Don't worry planebro, im too lazy to even pretend to begin doing any work, so whenever you can get it out is when its going to be out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbapsli9er8&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=SPEF3B4C
0F86B1F9C4&noredirect=1

"As Seen On: /tg/ - Traditional Games"

You glorious bastards.

>>17965641

Oh God, this.

Tell her if she stops trying to kick us, we'll bring her to Ian, so he can spend time with her.
IF she goes along with not struggling, that is.

I say we carry her around, going about our business like it's no big thing at all.

If anyone asks what it is, we say "It's my jacket. Duh."

>>17965641
This

Definitely this

>>17965683
Carry her around, giving no fucks. We'll need yoshika to heal us first though. We can also put her in the wheelchair and roll her away somewhere.

If we use Perrine's affections for Ian, we can handle this without a wildly flayling witch in our arms.

We don't want another Minna here, guys.

>>17965558
Scold her for hitting us in a still-healing gut wound, then place her on top of the refrigerator where she can sit and think about how much of a colossal bitch she's been.

>>17965612
THIS. SEND HER OFF ON A POTATO ADVENTURE

>>17965641
This this this, a thousand times this.

Go to see what chuck wants, anyone asks about Perrine, we pretend that we don't know what they're talking about, continue carrying her around in fireman mode.

>>17965721
You are aware this will 100% bite us in our gnome arse afterwards?

>>17965736
Consequences? What the hell are consequences?

You glance over your unburdened shoulder at Minna's bed. "Miyafuji? What should we do with this French tart?"

Miyafuji scrambles out from under the bed, glaring at Perrine.

"UNHAND ME, YOU FILTHY PEASANT!" Perrine howls, kicking like mad, but to no avail. You suspect she doesn't know - or simply can't - enhance her strength magically like you've seen the more experienced Witches do. Which suits you just fine.

"I think we should GAG this rude jerk!" Miyafuji says, and suiting deeds to words, frees Minna's pillow from its case and shoves it into Perrine's mouth. The French Witch kicks and squirms like a madman, but you've secured her too well and she can find no purchase.

"That's what you get for calling me a twerp, you French GREMLIN!" Miyafuji shouts, smacking Perrine upside the head.

"She been giving you trouble?" you ask Miyafuji.

"She's treated me like dirt since the moment I arrived here," she tells you sourly. Miyafuji's always struck you as a kind little girl, so it must've taken some mean treatment indeed to make her so bitter.

With a squirming Perrine slung over your shoulder, you set off to find Ian.

I kinda doubt jamming her in armor is going to work well.

>>17965735
This, I doubt anyone will care much, and we'll find something fun to do with her eventually.

>>17965736

>>17965686
>>17965641
Thirded.

>>17965735
Horrible idea, don't do it.

>>17965721
This isn't Garfield. Sending the annoying bitch on a trans-Atlantic flight will have severe repercussions, which sucks because most of the base is just starting to stop hating us.

We can't make them badasses if we do stupid shit like airmail witches, even if it would be HILARIOUS in the short-run.

>>17965748
with miyafuji i assume

>>17965748
Hm..... I Like this girl. Miyafuji, that is.

>>17965748
That's what you get for betraying the Templars you filthy backstabber.

How manny bound and gagged Perrines could we fit in a B52

>>17965748

Thats very unlike her.

Somewhat pic related.

>>17965781
One is too many.

If we stick her in a suit of armor she'll be a sitting duck, she wont be able to contribute at all in the event of an emergency at best.
This is not a good idea.

I wonder how much booze a french witch is worth..... we might need sakamoto's opinion....

>>17965781
The real question is, why would you ever want more of them?

Although I guess they could make a decent psych weapon if dropped over enemy territory.

>>17965781
+/- 4200

>>17965768
that short moment of it being HILARIOUS will be worth it.

Or just make her think shes on a mail plane to Liberion.


Put her in an oil drum and play some engine sounds over the radio.
Have the mechanics act out like thy were flight crew flying to mericuh

>>17965781
One is enough to drive us to the drink, do you really think we would be able to live with more of them?

I'm starting to wonder why Miyafuji got so riled up. What did snail do to her?

Suspend her from the end of a pole with our jacket, then tell anyone who asks that we went frog gigging.

>>17965799
I like this idea, but we'd need more prep time, I don't believe we could possibly pull this off without her realizing it or someone catching us in the act.

>>17965781
Actually, storing her in a bomb bay and dropping her over enemy territory seems a sound idea.
We stuff her gear in besides her and hope she does not get it going before she hits the ground.

>>17965814
I don't know. I know in canon Sakamoto rode her pretty hard, but I haven't watched the series.

>>17965799
Get back to Mahou Shounen Quest.
We need to get bitches to drink our tea.

>>17965814

Yea. More of the underlying troubles planefag talked about?

Perhaps we should take some time later to talk with her, see how shes coping with the war since she seems to be turning into a younger sis to MC.

>>17965832
You and Miyafugi would be enough to get the whole barracks of mechanicus to get in on the act.

>>17965846
okay. okay.

>>17965814
Perrine is a terrible person and really hates Yoshika for no reason in particular other than she's a bitch.

>>17965869
I've changed my mind. Sounds legit.
Commence operation: "The Adventures of Frog and TOLD"

>>17965748

At first, the idea of welding the little bitch into a locker and dumping it on an outbound MAT C-47 is mighty appealing, but you reckon getting Perrine in proximity with a welder without witnesses might be more trouble then it's worth.

Unless, of course, there's a metal container closer to hand. Espying one of those silly suits of armor that decorate the whole damn castle, you kick it over, toppling it off its stand with much racket and clatter. Perrine can't weigh more then ninety pounds, so its a simple matter to manhandle her into the armor. After much futile struggling on her part, you untie the sleeves of your jacket and carefully extract it through the arm-openings of the breastplate before reattaching the armored sleeves and gauntlets. With a final grunt of effort you stand the armor up again and retie the leather thongs that usually keep the empty armor "standing" upright on display, supported by the rack behind it. Perrine glares daggers and dirks at you, tears trickling down her cheeks as you settle the heavy metal helm over her head and close the visor.

Perrine's strangled curses and cries echo inside the armor for a minute as she continues to struggle. "You know, that rack wasn't made for this," you remind her. "Keep it up and all you'll do is knock it over."

The armor continues to jitter

"And there's no way a little thing like you can move around in a tin can like that, so..."

The armor goes still.

>>17965871
She reminds me a bit of the pointy Touhou with the eyes. What's her name?

>>17965871
She hated her because Sakamoto was giving her attention and Frenchy is a jealous bitch.

>>17965846
But it's Strike Witches Quest! This quest can distract Papa-N from HuehueHue... it's that good.

Also, speaking of Papa-N
>>17965796
A B-52 full of Perrines doing a bombing run? Absolutely terrifying. I'd hate to be one of the poor bastards that had that happen to him.

We need to get pictures of Ian and Sakamoto, clip their heads out, then glue them onto any bit of porn where the 40's-style shoop would be relatively hard to notice. Then we leave it where Perrine (and only Perrine) will find it.

>>17965896

Parsee~

Master of the Jelly!

>>17965895

Send Ian to be her savior, we can't have her locked up for more than fifteen odd minutes without being overly cruel.

>>17965895
SHE REMEMBERED ABOUT HER MAGIC STRENGTH.
RUN.

>>17965799
Seconding the oil drum + radio noises.

See if we can't get it next to the runway for some plane sounds.

Then tell Ian you left him a surprise in the barrel.

>>17965911
This. Lets not be cruel.

>>17965918
And when you run, be sure to shove Ian into her path!

>>17965918
Red alert!

>>17965895
>Perrine glares daggers and dirks at you, tears trickling down her cheeks as you settle the heavy metal helm over her head and close the visor.

SAD EYES AREN'T GOING TO WORK ON US

>>17965895
Ian should know it's her, too. I'm sure he can use the situation to his advantage.

Sometimes watching the decision process for MC is like watching a C-Grade Horror Movie, seeing the characters decide on absolutely stupid actions..
We abandoned vital intel on the Martians for an entire day just so we could get our trolling in.
And now we waste time as there's magical tomes to be discovered in the crypts of the castle.

>>17965911

This.

>>17965895
This can only end well

>>17965911
This I feel.

Or we could have a talk with her for a bit. Have her and mijafuki work our their differences.

>>17965948
Magic tomes that are going to be protected by the castle's strongest wards. Our wizardry isn't going to cut it.

>>17965948
Hey, we ALL want to go get tomes, but trolling comes first.

>>17965895

>>17965948

Time? This isn't some Twilight Zone episode.

We run off of narrative, we've got all the time we need, until PF decides we don't.

>>17965901
Thankfully its probably banned by the Hague

>>17965948
those tomes are going nowhere though, the chance to troll Perrine and Ian on the other hand....

So.
1. Trap Perrine in Armor for being bitch.
2. Alert Ian.
3. ???
4. Profit. (Ian + Perrine = ?)

>>17965948
20, pilot, still recovering from serious wound, we have plenty of viable excuses.

>>17965961

That's why we use a gun. Guns solve everything.

>>17965911
Agreed. And it might distract him enough so that we only have to deal with Sean's imminent wrath.

>>17965974
= Our undoing

>>17965948
That's the problem with quests on /tg/. There's a huge range of intelligence and involvement. Some people are willing to let the whole quest crash and burn just to get a quick laugh, others want an epic story. It's up to the quest author to discern trollposts from real posts, and if he can't do that, we get idiotic results.

Also, people WAAAY to easily get behind an idea without thinking it through. Like broadcasting that bit about chocolate in Minna's desk. That was just a bad idea in general. Or pretending to be dead.

>>17965974
Ian will then become GLORIOUS KNIGHT who frees the DISTRESSED DAMSEL from the ABSOLUTE BASTARD.

And then they will bond over how much of a bastard we are.

I'd open the visor and tell her that if she apologizes for kicking us in our gut wound, we'll let her out.

Seriously, we're not doing this to be cruel, we're doing this to make a fucking point to a spoiled little brat. If we overdo it, the whole thing backfires.

>>17965854
If I wanted to be fair to the Bitch from Gaul (and getting on Yoshika's case really doesn't make me want to) her entire country is aliums now, she has to lash out at someone or she's going to lose it.

But you don't fuck with the little girl that literally saved our life and get away with it.

inb4 Perrine turns out to be claustrophobic and we just triggered a flashback to a horrible memory.

>>17965895
STOP USING THAT PICTURE. JESUS FUCK.

I can feel that gaze punching a hole in the back of my skull.

>>17966001
>>17966003
Yeah...you have a point.
Changing to this.

>>17966008
It's fine if you don't click on it, why are you clicking on it?

>>17966003

>>17965854 here

Was refering more to speaking with Miyafuji. Leave the frog to Ian.

>>17966007
She can still see out the visor, it shouldn't trigger claustrophobia.

>>17966019
Knowing is half the trauma.

>>17966018
Agreed. Let us into this.

So tell Ian to save Perrine, see what the hell Chuck wants, then explore the castle to avoid Perrine's wrath?

>>17966001
Also, if she apologizes to Miyafuji for being such a tremendous bitch.

>>17966018
Same here. We don't want to take it all that far. She needs to apologize from more than just the one kick though. Her entire way of bitchdom needs to be addressed.

>>17965992
I saw no problem with broadcasting the thing about Minna's desk. She already expects that sort of thing from us. The pretending to to be dead thing was a BAD idea, though.

>>17965986
We need a bigger gun.

As in, the greatest infantry rifle of WWII

>>17966040
Agreed.

>>17965974
Not a good idea. Leaving her unattended is a bad idea, especially since we have no idea where Ian even is. Plus, the longer she stays there, the worse the eventual retaliation is going to be.

We let her out now, and our point has been made with no eventual backlash.

>>17966042

I like the cut of your jib sir.

>>17966042
But.... what if we need to shoot aliums in the dark?

>>17966001
Agreed. Let's make sure that the lesson sinks in, then let her out if she agrees to behave.

>>17966042
And where do we get this thing?

>>17966035
Tell Ian to save Perrine, Go see Minna about the intel (and threaten to keep sleeping in her room), see what the hell Chuck wants, then explore the castle to avoid Perrine's wrath.

+1 to let her out if she apologizes.

That's no way to behave towards your fellow witches. If we get called on this, we can claim that we were defending Miya, which we were.

>>17966042
It is a magnificent gun I agree

If we can get Ian to carry Perrine, we might get her happy enough that this will actually work out.
You know, without turning Perrine into another Minna, who wants us thrown off the island.

>>17965895

"You hungry for breakfast?" Miyafuji asks you.

"Actually, I am," you reply, and the two of you walk away, towards the kitchen.

"How's your injury?" the girl asks. "I did my best, but... you know... I'm not very good at healing, yet."

"You're fantastic!" you reply. "I only feel sore now, which is pretty amazing considering I had a HOLE in me just the other day."

Miyafuji shakes her head. "My mother and grandmother would've had you on your feet in hours. I just powered through it with brute strength, and wore myself out doing so."

"So you can power through anything like that?"

She shakes her head. "That was something simple. Just massive tissue damage. I just had to regrow it, which is easy because the body does that anyway, if it can - grow new skin, you know? And your liver regenerates anyways, even. If it'd been more complex damage..." she shrugs. "I'm not that special."

"Au contraire," you say. Miyafuji looks at you funny. "Sorry, it's French. Speaking of, you don't think we might've been a little too harsh-"

"NO," Miyafuji says sternly, and the anger on the young girl's face is plain. Yikes.

In the kitchen you find Ian idly thumbing through a newspaper, a small smile on his face. Ian doesn't often smile, and you instantly wonder what mischief he's been up to.

"Well aren't you looking chipper," he says, glancing between you and the Witch. "Did Miyafuji get the lead out of your ass while she was operating on you, or did you just smell the pancakes?"

Pilots are nominal officers, but still officers - and while you've never been very good at the career ambition or small-office politics, you can pass the buck like a fucking champ. And Ian clearly need something productive to do. "Jokes on you, buddy. We passed Perrine in the hall. She's looking for you."

>>17966042
Clearly /tg/ agrees. Look at that post number!

Agreed, tell her we will let her out, only if she apologizes for past transgressions.

>>17966080
I thought she wanted that from the start, since something NEW and EXCITING dragged attention away from her stalkee.

>. "Jokes on you, buddy. We passed Perrine in the hall. She's looking for you."

cue pic related

>>17966091
Its depressing you know? To know that one has nowhere near the level of awesome questmastery that you have. You are a champion among people who arnt champions

>>17966091
pokerface

>>17966058
Than we use a flashlight.

I used to own a cheap monocular that was leaps and bounds ahead of WWII nv tech and you couldn't see shit past 50 yards or so. Now I just use a spotlight with red film over it when I want to toast coyotes.

>>17966070

Any one of our German friends? Wouldn't be too difficult for a witch to procure one I wouldn't think.

>>17966091
>"NO," Miyafuji says sternly, and the anger on the young girl's face is plain. Yikes.
Damn. We need to get her to speak up on that sometime, that can't be good to keep a lid on. Or, if she talked to anyone about it, it must've been Sakamoto and the best she would've gotten would be a DEAL WITH IT.

>>17966091
THE MIYAFUJI HAS SPOKEN

PERRINE IS VOTED OFF THE ISLAND

>>17966091
This... isn't exactly what most of us seemed to be thinking.

THESE AREN'T MY GLASSES.

Hey.. Hey guys I know we're not supposed to give any fucks, and that's awesome but does anyone else think that we're being a little too scum baggy today? Perrine's a bitch but we should have at least offered to let her out if she apologized. I just think we're being a little too.. Dickish and we haven't even got through the morning yet.

>>17966091
"But watch out, you might just miss her!"

>>17966091
>not good at healing yet
"For somebody who's spent twenty or thirty years working on it? No. Given that you're what, twelve or thirteen? Fucking amazing. Give it time, kid. And don't sell yourself short either."

Then pat her on the head. Or maybe a noogie. She's the little sis we never had, after all.

>>17966137
I'm sorry, Yoshika spoke.

>>17966137

Well we just sent Ian her way.

If she comes after us, we can bullshit saying we were 'helping'.

>>17966157
Seconding this

>>17966137
>being kicked in our still healing liver
>still bitches at pilot when he's bent over

NOPE

>>17966137
Noooo. Perrine's a bitch. What we didn't do was go far enough. She should be flying to Japan right now. Oh! We should force feed her Natto.

Also, we follow the will of Yoshika.

>>17966137
>>17966136
The perils of slow-posting.

Bad decisions are the hallmark of all quests. Up to the questrunner to mitigate or punish. Like when he decided to have Trude enjoy our faked death rather than be extremely put out by it.

I mean goddamn /tg/ went full retard that thread.

>>17966129
Just how much infantry training do pilots get anyway? A 42 might be a bit much. If we can't fire it on auto we might as well just use a BAR.

>>17966091
This is going to be good...

>>17966171

That picture disturbs me...

>>17966137

She kicked us in the gut

Were it not for Miyafuji, she'd have kicked us quite literally in the liver.

She gets to rage impotently in armor for a bit, and get saved by her favorite Knight.

>>17966137
Call me over to your house after major surgery, let me kick you right where you just had it and see how YOU react, you slack-jowled yokel.

>>17966137
After taunting Minna for thinking we we're dead, and then pretending we we were dead to a girl whose sister just went missing. We've always been scum-baggy.

>>17966137
Ian's about to go rescuing her from us, and we just got big Miyafuji points.

>>17966172
>natto
Oh, we can do so much worse than that. After all, we're in Britain, and she's French.

Introduce her to some Scottish "cuisine".

>>17966191
Ok, have some bird (best) witches.

>>17966174
We're damn lucky that our trolling works out so well. It's almost impossible that things turn out in our favor so often... one might say it seems magical.

...

>>17966174
>>17966172
>>17966171
>>17966167
>>17966158

Yeah I suppose so. Let's just try and keep a hold on cockface mode this time. There's nothing wrong with trolling, but we're supposed to be dealing out well deserved justice to the bitches, not being scumbags. Shall we agree on only being scumbags if it's truly deserved?

>>17966210
I wouldn't wish that on HITLER, for goodness sake.

Do IT

"I used to have a bad liver. Then I took a martian to the gut. And now I have a new liver!"

>>17966172
>>17966171
Clearly neither of you has ever had a much younger sibling or a kid.

You don't just punish a little kid. You punish them and explain WHY you're punishing them. Otherwise they never learn their lesson. Perrine is acting like a self-entitled little brat, and we should have treated her accordingly.

>>17966210
First, as a Scott, Haggis isn't that bad. Second, YES! Feed that frog bitch as much nasty food as we can. All cooked by the delightful Yoshika.

>>17966178
Ah but therein lies the beauty of the 42. It is select fire, quite accurate which is why so many were fitted with the low-power scopes of the time and employed as DMRs and in counter-sniper roles.

At the same time, you can slap down the bi-pod and open up with some glorious full auto kraut lead.

Pilots also received a decent amount of combat training in the case they were downed behind enemy lines.

>>17966211
hehe belts

>>17966210
Its too bad were too far away from lutefisk and surstromming.

>>17966091
Wait until Ian runs away in a panic. Take the time. When we hear CRASH, snap our fingers like a boss.

>>17966247
Wasn't that stuff outlawed after WWI?

>>17966247
THE HELL WE ARE! TO SAYNA and EINO!

>>17966091

Ian narrows his eyes, though his relaxed posture doesn't change. "What for?"

"She didn't say," Miyafuji pitches in, pursing her lips thoughtfully. She looks upwards searchingly, touching her chin. "She just spun those handcuffs around her finger and smiled..."

Ian upends the chair as he leaps away from the table and goes flying down the hallway, draining his coffee with one long slurp before tossing the mug behind him carelessly.

You ruffle Miyafuji's hair affectionately. It would've been over-the-top with anybody else, but the little Japanese Witch is too adorable to seriously doubt, at least when she's telling a plausible lie. She beams up at you.

"Ay, did I miss summat here?" You look down the dining room to see a large, tired-looking man working on a coffee pot - the whole thing, drinking directly from it. You feel immediate empathy with the man.

"Just a Frenchie getting her just desserts."

"Ay, even the aliens like invading 'em," the man snorts, then blinks drearily. "Ah, forgive me. Just flew in."

"Where from?" you ask.

"North Africa," he replies. He's decently rakish-looking (judging from the way Miyafuji is staring,) with a thin nose and a scruffy beard, and he certainly looks like he's been playing C-47 pinball for twenty-four hours straight - more like forty-eight, in fact.

"You flew in? The whole way?"

"Aye," he mumbles. You peg him for Special Forces immediately, just from that - taking ships through the Straight of Gibraltar is a hell of a lot safer then coming from Africa by air, since anything flying over the Iberian penninsula or the northern side of the 'Med needs an escort, the way the Martians have been lately. He's somebody important, and officers shave more often then that.


>DELICIOUS PANCAKES?
>sort out this Merlin bullshit immediately

>>17966247
I'm sure we can find a Norwegian or Swede in the area somewhere.

On a similarly blond and blue-eyed note, I think we should check on Sanya.

>>17966178
NOnono. What we do with the Infarot FG 42s is hand them out to witches that are going on Night patrol to back up us and Sanya. NV sights *and* Radar backup? Aliens are going to be fucked at night.

>>17966290
Wait, who the fuck? Big Boss?

>PANCAKES
I want the skinny on this guy.

>>17966290
Right, now we need to go to Ch-
>DELICIOUS PANCAKES

BECOME THE GREAT DEVOURER

>>17966290

>DELICIOUS PANCAKES

>>17966247
>lutefisk
>bad

What?

>>17966290
Magic? Fuck that. We have Miyafuji Pancakes.

>>17966290

Get dem pancakes son!

>>17966291
I agree, but later

Pancakes first, then ENGINES, then RUSSIANS

It is morning. We need food. Pancakes are food. PANCAKES.

>>17966290
>DELICIOUS PANCAKES

Well, Ian won't be needing his anymore.

Give Miyafuji half.

Also, I think we're talking to an Aussie, but don't quote me on that.

>>17966290
Grab a stack of pancake and eat them on the way to merlin explanations, set up a time to si and chat with our north african friend later, and send Miyafuji to Minna with word that yes the alien chatter is serious and to talk to Sean about it.

>>17966290
>"She didn't say," Miyafuji pitches in, pursing her lips thoughtfully. She looks upwards searchingly, touching her chin. "She just spun those handcuffs around her finger and smiled..."

We REALLY need to get her more raw fish or something.

>>17966290

Ask guy's name.
To Chuck!

Also, Yoshika is well on her way to becoming just like us! All according to plan.

>>17966290
Marmaduke Pattle, is that you?

WE WILL BOTH HAVE PANCAKES. NOW.

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNCAAAKES!

>>17966290
EAT PANCAKES
Then this:
>>17966072

I propose we semi- adopt miyafuji as our Little sister

>>17966236
Hmm okay. It seems the fg42 uses the same cartridge as the mg42. And I'm pretty sure I've seen pictures of Trude dual wielding mg42s with... beta c mags? That would supplement our Thompson SMGs nicely in the event of a land battle. And we only have two of them.

On a side note. How do they get the lead inside the jacket when making bullets?

>>17966290
DELICIOUS PANCAKES

>>17966290

>Flew in from africa
>Obvious dislike for Frogs
>SF. -> Beret?

It's Monty isn't it?

Combine and conquer, eat pancakes en route.

>>17966331
I like this plan. Simple. Lets go with it.

>>17966290
>Delicious Pancakes.

Maybe talk to the new fellow who just flew in, and split our pancakes with Miyafuji, before finding out about the Merlin Business.

>>17966322
Shouldn't the German be flying the Neue Ziel?

Pancakes?
Pancakes

>>17966290
No mentioning of any Merlin bullshit ever. We do not mention magic or gnomes or wizards or any of that. The closest we ever come to it is saying "Did you want something?" to the person who brought it up and letting them fill in details, which surely will not include ridiculous nonsense.

get some pancakes to go.

>>17966361
I think we would notice if he were fucking Monty. We're not that much of a meathead.

Do you like pancakes?

>>17966373
Probably, but it's not as easy to modify into a striker unit.

>>17966386
THIS.

DENY, DENY, DENY.

>>17966354
I second this motion

>Glorious pancakes

>>17966356
not beta-c mags, just belt holders. More popular on the mg34 than the mg42

They don't put the lead in the jacket, they jacket the lead.

>>17966386
>No mentioning of any Merlin bullshit ever
We're not, just getting Chuck to answer for using that on us.

PANCAKES
Also hand off some of them to Miya for being so completely bro.

>>17966386
check asked us to check out an engine or something with our "Merlin magic". slang for "I don't know shit about my own plane I need help."

You know... this might be a Charlotte ploy. Telling Chuck something innocent sounding like "oh, get MC down here to use his Merlin magic on this piece of gear", he thinks it's a funny turn of words, sends word for us while his sister waits for us to freak out.

>>17966404
>>17966406
Agreed. And bring her up to be the greatest of the Witch world and the Pilot world.

She will be the trolliest. Ever.

Oh yeah and NEVER MENTION GNOMES EVER. EVER. EVEREVEREVER. E. V. E. R.

Come to think of it. Has expresso been invented yet? We should get on that, put those merlin powers to good use.

>>17966431
Also, just as a heads up for those who don't know, the P-51's engines were Merlins.

did another gnome land on the island?
HOLYSHIT.

FULL GNOME WING COMING INTO COMPLETION.

Hey planefag can we get taht ventral turret on our plane?

Ive read taht the black widow can handle it.
there were some modified that way for longrange day fighter escorts.

>>17966453
Totally. Remember that scene in Saving Private Ryan?

We need PANCAKES, obviously.

>>17966453
Espresso, stronzo! ESPRESSO!!!

>>17966460
...Well, shit.

>>17966460
Suddenly everything makes sense.

We were about to make a bloody fool of ourself.

AIR SUPPORT IS BEST SUPPORT

>>17966467
If we put a turret on the bottom only Sean could use it. But that would still be very helpful. Both gunners could keep an eye out behind us.

Question is if the weight would be worth it.

>>17966331
Seconded.

>>17966495
I guess armored support is second best ;_;

>>17966496
More weight? meaning we can dive even /faster/?

I fail to see any possible way this could go poorly.

>>17966331
I trust Minna with enough sense that if she read our note, the first thing she did in the morning was going to debrief Sean and listen to the broadcasts herself.

>>17966495
Yeah, I would totally cry like that too after having all my beautiful tank designes rejected.

>>17966520
I don't.

>>17966331
>>17966497
Merlin is referring to the engines themselves.
Our secret is still safe.

>>17966476
>>17966492
My youth of reading American Heritage books obsessively finally pays off!

>>17966506
I'm okay with the whole tankwitches thing. But I wish they would draw the strikers a bit wider. They always look like amputees.

>>17966440
ITS A TRAP. We gotta show up and pretend we have no idea what he wants. If we panic it just confirms her suspicions.

SO, Current Witch Teir List

Little Sister Tier
>Miyafuji
Likely To Cause a Shitstorm Tier
> Minna, Trude
Bro/Sis-Tastic
>Sakamoto
She's on to Us
>Charlotte
EVERYONE ELSE

>>17966531

There still is the fact that he just called a pilot over when he's got engine trouble...

That's kind of a bit ass backwards...

>>17966452
But Miyafuji cannot into pilot. At least not without lots and lots of armchair psycology and counciling.

We've been unanimous on the gnome bit for some time. Tell no one. Though if the news comes out, we've already established we are better than them, so just more reason for them to act like us.

"So. Did Ian say something about pancakes?" you ask, sniffing the air.

Ah, yes. There it is. Delicious pancakes.

"Lynette's cooking," Miyafuji tells you. "She makes the best pancakes on the whole base!"

You follow the heavenly scent of pancakes to the kitchen, where you find Lynette standing on tip-toe to address a pancake griddle set atop one of the huge industrial ranges. She daintily flips another pancake over. "Oh, hello~" she says to you. "Are you feeling better?"

"Some," you admit. "How's Minna feeling today?"

"She's really happy that you actually made a report without any 'bouncing' involved, whatever that is," Lynette tells you. "She said you're learning, and you might be useful yet."

"Good dog," you mutter darkly as you load a plate with steaming hot pancakes. "We need to have a chat, her and I." You stab your fork at the last cooked pancake on the counter, but somebody tries to snag it away. Growling, you fork-fence with the intruder until you snag it away with a swift thrust and devour it with the relish of victory.

"Ah, good contest, chap." You look up at the opposing fork's owner, a wide-faced man with a broad sort of handsomeness; and a more mature combat-beard then the Brit in the dining room. "Lynette here's one hell of a cook, eh?" He tousles her hair affectionately, and she giggles.

"Your unit being pulled into this whole..." you wave your hand about vaguely... "this mess?"

"What, ya mean all the brass hats? Suppose they've got something planned for us, yeah."

>>17966520

Still should see her. We didn't get her input and views on it and more info will be greatly needed in surviving.

And then theres that matter about Chris. Sean didn't mention if the boys back across the channel were doing anything. We should at least ask what they're doing and how or when shes gonna break the news.

>>17966554
Wait, more new faces, bearded faces---

Infantry faces?

SON OF A BITCH ARE WE PUSHING INTO THE MAINLAND

>>17966539
Except its not, the engines are merlins, we know exactly what is being referred to here. There is nothing strange going on at all.

>>17966541
It's our plane, maybe they want to shout at us for breaking it or something. Or perhaps get feedback on WEP.

I wonder how Trude is doing, right now...

>>17966542
The thing about that though, is knowing you have gnome powers means you can make better use of them. If all our pilot friends know their abilities are fucking magical they will kick more ass, which saves lives. Of course it should secret beyond that, but it would be good to do.

>>17966554
>more men showing up

D-day?

>>17966520
>>17966529
We should follow through at some point, but chances are good she's already on it. She has issues whenever the MC is involved: not with command in general.

>>17966554
>that pic
Is there a face beneath all the makeup and photoshop layers?

>>17966554
>fork fencing with specfor
>guys specifically trained to fight with knives
>winning

Yup, we are the best at everything ever.

rolled 20 = 20

>>17966554
"Bouncing"

>>17966554

I bet the next guy is going to be so operator that his entire face will be nothing but one huge scraggly combat beard. Truly he will be the manliest and operatorest of the special forces or whoever these guys are.

>>17966554
Eye the interloper suspiciously.
"Infantry?"

Having a talk with Minna is fine, and probably needed.

>>17966554

She's staring into my soul...

>>17966554
in b4 Lynettes brother

D day will be soon I bet. I feel sorry for the poor men on the ground

>>17966590

>>17966583
>What's he talking about?
>enlarge
>Even the shadow looks shopped
Why did they even put a girl there in the first place?

Oh god, are we going to be acting as close air support on D-Day?

>>17966554
>Next time we see Minna starting to sit down
"Minna, SIT"
*Sits*
"Good girl!"
"Minna, SPEAK"
"I'm going to get you for this"
"Good girl!"

>>17966554
GNOME SQUADRON GNOME SQUADRON

ROMELL REVEALS HIS GNOME SNIFFING NOSE!

>"This is redWizard-1 diving to cover our fine ladies' asses, over."

>>17966622

Thank god I wasn't the only one who thought of that,

>>17966626
>girl
Aren't you in for a nice surprise...

>>17966635
More like covering the night insertion of paras

>>17966594
Yup, the 'Minna talk' train was always coming.

that 2 hour late feel

>>17966590

>>17966668

Much like the competitng 'Trude talk' service, mirite?

Where exactly are the German troops stashed?

>>17966656
At this point they could have just taken a picture of empty floor, so it doesn't really matter who or what was or was not there when the photo was originally taken is incosequentual.

SO who should we Waifu?

>>17966554

"Yeah, that great big blowhard has something planned for us, all right," the rakish-looking man says, entering the kitchen with an empty coffee pot. He saunters over to the coffee maker and swaps the empty one for a full one. "Eh?" he says, hoisting it at you, and both you and the other man let him pour you a mug each.

"Who, Patton?" you ask, adding some sugar to your mug and stirring briskly as you prepare to shovel more pancakes into your mouth with your free hand.

"Nah, Monty," the wide-faced man replies, sighing.

"I think he's still pissed about the flowerpots," the rakish-looking man replies seriously.

"That was fucking WORTH it," Wide-Face replies, grinning. "Christ, was it ever." He sips at his coffee, eyes dreamy with some treasured memory, then winces. "Bit strong. Hey, love, is there any creamer in here?"

"First refrigerator," Lynette replies cheerfully, whipping up the next batch of pancakes.

The broad, tall, handsome Brit strides over to the refrigerator with the air of man savoring the simple joys of an enclosed, powered, fully-stocked kitchen for the first time in many months. Still smiling, he opens the refrigerator.

And Erwin Rommel punches him in the fucking face.

>>17966671
Hey, I messed up the days and missed the whole CSAR badassery / magic realization session.

But now I got first comment so I'm happy~

>>17966635
Oh god. You ever heard how crazy it was topside on D-Day? If ever there was a time to cement our status as best pilot...

Bring more bullets. No, more than that.

>>17966696

>Rommel is in the fridge

Oh god... perfect

>>17966696
>And Erwin Rommel punches him in the fucking face.

DRAWFRIENDS ASSEMBLE

>>17966696
>And Erwin Rommel punches him in the fucking face.

Brommel returns

>>17966696
I was waiting to see why Rommel cleared the fridge out

>>17966696
MY FUCKING SIDES

>>17966696

>Rommel.

Good lord, man. How long have you been in there?

>MFW

>>17966696
"You manage to escape patton then?"

>>17966684
Not really. Minna's our CO. We NEED to talk to her eventually. Trude is just a waifu candidate, and thus talking to her is optional.

>>17966696

I knew he was going to be in there as soon as the fridge was mentioned!

>>17966696
Oh man, what? Wow. What just happened?

>>17966696
>And Erwin Rommel punches him in the fucking face.

>>17966696
Oh god my afrika korp

>>17966696
I have no idea what happened, but it's awesome.

Offer rommel some pancakes

>>17966696
Oh, lordy, that's awesome! Totally did not see this coming. Was Lynette in on that?

>>17966695
Pic related

>>17966749
This!

>>17966540
I-need-an-adult tier
>Erica
Zucchini tier
>Lucchini
Pure-and-wholesome tier
>Sanya, Eila

>>17966696
Now the question is, what did that brit do to deserve this?

>>17966749
This. With our best WE TOTALLY SAW THAT COMING face on us.
>>17966750
If she was, she gets a few points in the witch ranking. That was beautiful.

>>17966781

Must have called Rommel a gnome.

>>17966793
I lost it.

>>17966696
Rommel

>>17966696
ROMMEL, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.

>>17966696
I imagine him waiting in the fridge with a pot of coffee and the manuscript of his next book.

>>17966749
"Wünschen Sie auch Pfannkuchen, Herr Generalfeldmarschall?"

>>17966696
As others have said:
Offer Rommel some pancakes.
And a mug of coffee.

>>17966684
I'd be down for talking with Trude

>>17966696
AUGH! MY LUNGS! How can you abuse my sick lungs so Planefag? I can't stop laughing.

>>17966696
How long has he been in that fridge? Also, are we talking to SAS?

>>17966837
DRAWFAGS! HERE NOW! THIS! DRAW!

Also I agree with the secondy part.

>>17966696
"Morning, General. Do You have a copy of your book I can borrow?"

>>17966618
lynette has a sister though.. a hot. hot sister.

>>17966777
Pilot tier
>Erica

>>17966851
Brits with operator beards fresh in from North Africa? Yeah, they are probably SAS.

>>17966696

The British man is floored - quite literally, as Rommel takes him by complete surprise. Recovering swiftly, he scrabbles backwards over the floor as Rommel emerges from the refrigerator, tapping a massive frozen kielbasa in the palm of one gloved hand. He stalks across the tile like an avenging angel, his eyes smoldering with rage.

"K-knock it off ya fucking lunatic!" the Brit says as he crawls across the floor. The rakish-faced man is looking on with great amusement, sipping at his java.

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave," Rommel says, his voice low and dangerous. He raises the kielbasa for the killing blow, but the Brit slides under the food prep table in the middle of the room, buying himself seconds. He emerges from the other side with a half-thawed leg of lam, apparently found amidst the evicted foodstuffs you helped Rommel hide under there yesterday. Rommel leaps atop the table, swinging his kielbasa with gusto, and the Brit leaps to meet him, frozen meat meeting with a meaty MACK! sound.

"We're on the same side now!" the Brit apparently named "Dave" shouts, parrying a kielbasa thrust.

"ASK ME HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE!" Rommel says, and knocks Dave clean off the table with a mighty blow. 'Dave' hits the ground rolling and comes to his feet dual-wielding spatulas.

"A little help would be nice, Paddy," he snarls, circling the table as Rommel adopts a two-handed low-guard with his kielbasa.

"Wouldn't it just," the rakish-faced man says, looking TREMENDOUSLY amused.

>>17966877
Who married a man twenty years older than her

>>17966881
Eila is pretty ngaf-y too.

Remain calm.
Offer pancakes.

>>17966851
SAS haven't been formed yet.
We'd be talking to one of the Commando battalions.

>>17966893
Offer rommel pancakes and coffee.

>"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave,"

But 2001 hasn't even been written yet!

>>17966893

>FIGHT

BETTTING POOOOL

>>17966893
>meat meeting with a meaty MACK!
This is and the
>GNOME ISLAND FOR YOUNG MEN

This is getting gayer and gayer by the second.

>>17966893
>Paddy.
Called it. Say hello to the Marmaduke, Mac. Also, watch and ask Lynette if she has any popcorn.

>>17966893
>cold cut swordfight

>>17966907
I would no shit be pushing for Eila waifu ending if we had any chance. As it is, we have a better shot at convincing Minna our dong is possessed by the spirit of her boyfriend.

>>17966893
>Rommel and a SAS guy having a duel with frozen meats and kitchen utensils during breakfast

It's official. This entire liason thing? Best. Posting. EVER.

>Paddy
Please don't tell me it's the Paddy we got to start a barfight with our old CO.

PLEASE

>>17966851
Here's the better pic.

>>17966943
Actually, this whole quest is nothing but gay innuendo.

>>17966893
oh god I know why Rommel is so pissed off.

>>17966896
Wasn't it thirty years older?

>>17966893
Calmly sip our coffee.
Offer pancakes to Yoshika.
Continue observing the meat-on-meat fight between a British commando and a German Field Marshall.

>Acquire Loudspeaker
"NOW HEAR THIS, ROMMEL AND A BRITISH SPEC OPS ARE HAVING THE BATTLE OF THE CENTURY"

Maybe giving no fucks is a trait of gnomes?

We should get a bunch of clocks and see if anybody else causes them to synchronize.

>>17966893
Oh god... my sides, my face... my cheeks hurt so much from grinning... this is glorious.

>>17966965
Considering how gay this has been, the witches should have been warlocks from the getgo.

>>17966979
Do it. And then pancake offerings when finished.

Waaaaaaaaaaait a fucking second.

Dave Stirling and Paddy Maine?

So seems like we should offer Rommel some pancakes, then go find Trude and Minna, in whatever order they present themselves.

Minna for intelligence and planning, and Trude because... well, because Trude.

I'm Erwin Rommel, and this is the best posting in the Western Theater.

>>17967008

>>17966979
Why the hell would we share this glory?

Take this opportunity to secure a relic.

Wow. What did the Rats *do* to Rommel to start this vendetta?

He was never planning for Patton in the first place? Seriously, he's been planning for this moment ever since he learned *days* ago that these guys were going to be assigned here?

Either pf is making things up as he goes, or there's been a ton of PLOT going on that we've been too busy trolling to notice.

>>17966696
A whole day and nobody noticed that there were no shelves in that refrigator?

>>17967017
Nah. I bet you this Patty is this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmaduke_Pattle

>>17967022
See
>>17966937

>>17967017
Long Range Desert Group vs. Rommel.
ROUND 2
FIGHT!

>>17966893

You edge out of the kitchen cautiously as the Ghost Major duels the Desert Fox, scarfing down pancakes as you retreat. Dave's got a point; Lynette sure does know how to cook. She joins you a few seconds later, clutching her spatula to her chest nervously.

"What's all that about?" she asks you tremulously.

"Not quite sure," you admit.

"I heard some Witches from the African front came in," Miyafuji says thoughtfully. "I thought the fighting there was still going on, though."

"It is..." you say, stroking your chin with your fork in between wolfish bites of pancake. "The battle lines have been stagnant for over two months, but even then they'd pull conventional forces before weakening the Witches, you'd think..." Hmm. More mysteries. Probably on a need-to-know basis. Which means you might be able to pry them out of Minna if you fluster her bad enough. Of course you've started the day off by appeasing her, but it's only nine AM; the day is young.

>Chuck tiem?
>Something/someone else?

>>17967037

>>17966893
> Two-handed kielbasa-wielding
> I'm gonna need two hands for this

>>17967064
Chuck tiem sounds about right

>>17967041
PF has a lot of shit in store. The whole gnome thing had been set up as early as the first bounce we pulled on the witches (remember how the engine failure we faked turned out to be surprisingly real when Luke had it checked?) So yeah, I think he was setting this up too.

rolled 5 = 5

>"I heard some Witches from the African front came in," Miyafuji says thoughtfully.

>>17967064
>"I heard some Witches from the African front came in"
>"I heard some Witches from the African front came in"
>"I heard some Witches from the African front came in"
>"I heard some Witches from the African front came in"

2nding the betting pool. While we're at it, take bets for how long/if we get the witches to wear pants.

>>17967064
We must get Lynette, Charlotte and Frederica into a wet tshirt contest.

>>17967041
>there's been a ton of PLOT going on that we've been too busy trolling to notice.
Of course there's plot we've been missing. It's /tg/, remember?

>>17967064
Chuck Time.
Then we go and find Minna.

>>17967064
Minna tiem?

We need to have that talk.

>>17967064

To Chuck!

>>17967064
Yeah, Chuck time for a change.

>>17967064
WHERE ARE THE PATTON GIRLS?

>>17967064
Maybe we should try and find said witches? I'd be curious to know who they are.

Also, that's just one more thing we have to ask our CO about.

>>17967017

Yes.

Rommel has been looking forward to punching David Stirling in the face for a long, long time. I wonder why~

>>17967064
Chuck time.

Also I wonder if in this timeline we can get Miyafuji and Lynne to man up and admit they've got the hits for each other. *Before* the war's over, this time.

>>17967067

>>17967064

While walking to find chuck, chat with the girls. How are they dealing with the war? Especially Miyafuji, since that outburst was very uncharacteristic of her.

to chuck! He seems like an alright dude and needs a haand

>>17967142
To quote Rommel, the LRDG "caused us more damage than any other British unit of equal strength"

>>17966949
>we have a better shot at convincing Minna our dong is possessed by the spirit of her boyfriend
given the way she's been acting, it's not that far out there.

>>17967105
Yeah, we should talk to Minna eventually.
But she's likely to still be in meetings with brass, and since we gave her the vital info, there isn't more we need to know.
We're just a night-time pilot; sure, an ace, but we don't have the pull of being from No. 8 Commando or Afrika Korps.

We must harness Miyafuji's dislike of Perinne to instruct her in the ways of true pilot swagger and nofucksgivenness.

Have we given her her sunglasses and pants yet? We must do this soon. She will learn.

Well done Planefag. Well done.

Watch this play out. Eat pancakes.

>>17967099
Ladies and gentlemen! Place your bets now!
Who will prevail in this battle of homoerotical innuendo?
The Desert Fox or the Ghost Major?
Place your bets now!

>>17967133
We need MORE PORSCHE, less PATTON GIRLS

>>17967064
Before we leave, grab the coffee pot - if it has coffee in it.

I want to stay to watch the meat-fight, but if we have to leave, to Cuck, Miyafuji in tow.

>>17967064
hrm, gotta refigure out where TGQ is going to take place in the timeline if everyone isnt partying in afrika anymore...

>>17967144
*Got the hots for each other.

Stupid iPhone autocorrect.

>Building up for TankWitchesQuest spinoff
You're all right, Planefag.

>>17967064

Miss the battle of the War?

I should think not!

We must watch history unfold!

>>17967064
>Chuck Time
Then we go and see these new witches.

>>17967144
wingmaning for all the dyke witches would be a worthy project.

rolled 6 = 6

>>17967236
Yes.

Hey planefag, whats going on over in Canada? I assume they got hit by the aliums same as everyone else. Were pre D-day at this point so AFAIK they are building stuff like Mossies and deploying wherever the Brits go. Same with the ANZACS. And Canada's navy played a big part in keeping Britain supplied by sea, so I assume they still perform that function (but against UFOs instead of U-boats).

That Devils Brigade must be around somewhere...

>>17967212
this seems good

also, I know I'm late, but
>welding the little bitch into a locker and dumping it on an outbound MAT C-47
I see what you did there.

Planefag, what happened to the paratroopers?

>>17967142
...now I want to see von Manstein and Zhukov in a slapfight, while Guderian and Konev both write about how they could have done it better and both Rokossovsky and Model sit there watching and giving no fucks as their lessers duke it out.

>>17967304
What paratroopers?

>>17967356
All of them. Are they still in use?

>>17967356
Probably the ones with the FG42s

>>17967210
We'll read the AAR.

>>17967064
>some witches from Africa came in the other day
YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD

>>17967304
still slapping shit one would assume. Probably even more shit slapping than before since "the age of the paratrooper is over" Hitler bought the farm

>>17967390
You realize we will not be able to bathe until they leave?

>>17967409
>implying the presence of Witches stopped us from bathing in the past, or will ever do so in the future