IN PRIATE, FIRST OPOST

>>17769674

Just wait till this comes:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnpWPxtAK-A&

Dare say MC will be utterly smitten

>>17769684
Private

>>17769684
disreguard fuck, give presents.
go give the stuff, fuck privacy on a god damn stick.

>>17769684
Private, go for it.

>>17769684
In private. Trying to confront her in public is too dickish, even for us.

Private.

And Elia is going to pay someday.

>>17769684

Private.

If she does break down again, letting her do so in private and not infront of the rest will salve her ego somewhat.

>>17769684
Do it in private. It'll be better if her emotional outburst is contained and out of sight.

>>17769684

we dare. that kinda shit isnt for public. she had the courtesy to ask us why we got stuck in against the aliens when she though we were suicidal or something. we should too.

>>17769684
Trude needs a good sit down. Like we did with Minna.

>>17769711
It's like you didn't even read the post.

>>17769684
We do it in private. No need to make it anymore public.

DO IT IN PRIVATE.

WE NEED TO GIVE IT TO HER IN PRIVATE.

>>17769684
WHO DARES WINS

>>17769684
Well its either that or minnas watch.

>>17769684
In private. But knock first and ask if we can talk.
>Elia
It's Eila.

>>17769728
Hopefully with less punching.

>>17769684
>pigeonhole her privates.
THIS

>bloodie from
indeed captcha.
she will be bloodied

>>17769684
Private, but we aren't going to corner her, we are making sure we have the option to GTFO ASAP, and that she has similar option, if we can allow it.

>Mental note: We owe Eila

>>17769739

Mina, last.

Or save it for another day.

If MC see her again, we might be looking at another freakout with her chasing after him, wondering wth is going on.

>>17769728
Essentially this. After Minna staring down PATTON, I'm thinking the "turn everyone into proper fighter jocks" plan may actually work well like this.

See Trude in private. Bring the Schnaps. Also, it might not be entirely within character, but don't be an ass. Encourage her to talk about Chris. Good times, bad times. Does the MC have any siblings? Talk about them.

>>17769747
Goddammit Erica quit that shit

>>17769751
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>>17769693
I think we're going to talk to her in private, guise.

>>17769739
Minna will either kill us, fuck us, or killfuck us.

We're too young to die from snoosnoo!

I...87th the Private suggestion.
Also Updated shitlist:
+Eila
-Minna

Terrorboner List
+Minna.

>>17769762
>Battle-Brothers

>Can't find a good excuse to post this

Doing it in public might incite further angst some thing like
>Celebrating with gifts while my sister is possibly dead?

Do it privately as a sort of side condolences gift first.

>Or you could pigeonhole her in private.
A the sweet, sweet power of imagination, anyway, nah, give her some cooldown time, with possibly fewer witchy shenanigans for a bit so she isn't constantly reminded of us and thus goes back to pissed. or we can stride into her room wearing the schnapps and nothing else and do what we're good at, being the greatest man to ever live.

>>17769771

We have a 1/3 chance of survival and a 2/3 chance of sexy times.

I like those odds.

>>17769731
>>17769722
>>17769719
this sounds suspectiously like giving a fuck.
i will bitchslap you white knights into oblivion.

NO FUCKS!

>>17769684
In private.

>>17769794
it was established in the previous thread or so that "Dead Family Members" earns a fuck from us.

I'm not sure MC would come up with it IC, but...

One of our long-term plans is getting the girls to wear trousers, right? I was thinking we could get them special ones with quick-release trouser legs. Like those that turn into shorts when you unzip the calf sleeves, only these reach up as high as necessary for their striker units.

So our Witches can now walk around properly dressed, give zero fucks, and be only a couple of unfastened zippers from being ready for action when necessary.

When we see trude, don't offer the schnapps first.

Get the talking, crying and beating out of the way.

Only when shes finally getting calm, then we bring out the bottles.

If we take it out at the start, it's likely they'll go out of the window.

>>17769771
Hilarity ensues!

>>17769684
I still liked one fa/tg/uy's idea of sharing a drink with Trude and discussing our losses. A quarter of a comrades killed as soon as we got our wings must come with some baggage too.

>>17769780
But isn't Eila acting exactly the way we want her too, as a fighter jock that gives no fucks and takes what she wants because she is a fighter pilot and deserves what she takes?

Our goal has been to show up the Witches and turn this bunch of girls into a proper squadron of fighter pilots; are we going to put them all on the shit list when they actually start acting like we wanted them to, because they're pushing us around because we have the least confirmed kills out of all of them?

>>17769762
>Encourage her to talk about Chris. Good times, bad times. Does the MC have any siblings? Talk about them.
No shut up. We understand that her sister being MPD is bad, but we're not a fucking shrink. We just need to get her to stop blaming us.
Could we have caught that bomb if we had more fuel and ammo instead of booze? Maybe.
We also could have left the base an hour earlier or later and missed all of them.

>>17769807
Along with us

>>17769807
This, FFS do not lead with the schnaps.

>>17769794

This is the only fuck we give. Some of our decisions may have contributed to the possible death of her kid sister. We are not accepting blame, but that is some heavy shit anyway.

>>17769794
We don't give fucks in situations where there's at least some chance of getting away with it, or if we really have no other alternative.

Even the most hardened fighter pilot gives some sort of respect to (possibly) fallen comrades, so you shut your whore mouth.

>>17769728
No, not like we did when we bitched out at Minna. Maybe a little more subtle than that?

>>17769805
No, it was never clear if there was a majority on it. Many seemed apathetic

>>17769828
We were riding a major adrenaline high at the time, too.

>>17769829

Are you shitting me?

A fuckton of posts expressing rage, sorrow and hatred and you say no majority?

>>17769815
You do have a point, she is a cocky bitch.

>>17769847
>20:1
>No clear consensus

Speaking of Eila, where is Sanya anyway

Wait, did anyone archive the last thread?

And we should probably go ahead and archive this thread too

>>17769847
Along with a load of posts along the lines of blaming us maybe understandable but it is still out of order

>>17769815
The shit list is just a list of people who are going to get thoroughly trolled.
Anyone not on the shit list is just going to get trolled softly, tenderly, and whenever we get around to it.

>>17769857
Probably sleeping

>>17769847
Oh piss off. Not all of us are weepy-eyed faggots like you

>>17769853

So with a troll, a cocky bitch, and Sakamoto, I think there are a good chunk of them already with some pilot spirits in them

>>17769853
We just get her off our backs in a different way then. We take Sanya under our wing, then give her a bit of a push at Eila.
Eila leaves us alone, our new wingmate gets something out of the deal, we alll win.

>>17769869

Everyone but you is.

>>17769823
>implying this isn't a closely guarded white knight
this situation is alot like the minna situation, you want them to actually get over themselves instead of cry alot.
so this means your just being a white knight whore and this "just because dead family member we give a fuck" shouldn't fly because it was established even then we didn't give a fuck via minna situation, YOU shut your moralfaggy mouth and GTFO you cunt.

>>17769794

Jesus fuck, man. Fighter pilots might be superhumans, but they're still fucking human. We find Trude, talk with her. Tell her what happened. Maybe have a drink with her once she's calmed a bit. Drink to her sister- no, drink to the Fallen.

Remember, the reason we fly planes is ultimately to stop this shit from happening.

>been wanting to go out and get something to drink since thread 1
>still here

I MUST GO, MY PLANET NEEDS ME

Fuck, I don't want to go. archive it, somebody who knows what they're doing!

>>17769857
Sleeping. Or she was until the pitch whistle.

>>17769863
There is a big difference between what you describe and what
>>17769847
does. Besides, most of those posts were from idiots saying we should go try to dig her out of the rubble, and they don't count cause they're too stupid.

>>17769814
Hm. Sounds good to me, so long as we're not a complete jerkass about it. We can even come across as a normal human being, with feelings and shit.

>>17769885
At least two here are not. As there are two negative responses to your post

Dead family is not something you can say "deal with it" to with certain people.

I mean, one guy became a plot hax super hero who dresses himself up in tights because of that shit for god sakes.

>>17769888
No it's not. We fly planes only because we like flying. The benefits of our shooting aliums is just a useful result that lets us keep doing it.

>>17769915
yeah, comic books arn't real life, you are equaing fantasy from an entirely different universe with this.

your arguement is completely invalid.

>>17769902
>normal human being, with feelings and shit.
NO THAT'S WRONG WE'RE A PILOT.

>>17769905
Both of them were you

>>17769923

Then, there was no reason for MC to react to the new the way he did.

But he did. He does care.

>>17769915
We're not necessarily saying "deal with it." More just that it ain't our fault, ain't Perrine's, and ain't hers. that's about all that needs be said.

>>17769927
LOL Wat

>>17769934
>assumes same person
not the guy you were talking to but: just because multiple people have a different opinion then you doesn't mean they are samefagging.

>>17769934
Negatory. And besides, you admit to being a white knight fag like it's a good thing. gtfb2/a/

Jesus Christ you guys are being faggots.
It's not like Planefag isn't going to troll us all anyway. Maybe Trude was upset because her Martian compatriots died and the sister thing was just a cover story.
WHO KNOWS.

>>17769923

Why did we repeatedly risk our lives for the benefit of the witches then?

We aren't just a pilot, we are also a passive wizard and a big damn hero. We just haven't fully come to terms with that yet.

>>17769725

courtesy to ask us *in private* that is. durr i hate this keypad.

>>17769937
We care about other things, but they aren't the reason that we fly. The distinction shouldn't be that hard to understand.

>>17769943
you are the same guy

>>17769937
he cares because this group is full of white knights who keep saying that they don't give a fuck until something actually happens then the moralfaggotry rushes out in force.

really you guys need to make up your mind. i'm firmly in the consistant basis of: "no fucks given, no matter the circumstance" but you guys seem to waver like tumbleweed in the wind.

>>17769934
No they were not, I merely mentioned the posts calling her out on blaming us. The other one was someone else.
But then again, anonymous. By your arguement I could claim that all giving a fuck posts were you and only you.

>>17769923

I call bullshit. You can fly planes in a lot of places that don't have a good chance of seeing you vaporized by aleum heatbeams. We didn't jump into that furball in the first thread, nearly getting ourselves and our crew killed because "we love flying."

Face it man, the MC is not a complete jerkass. He's a pilot, so he arrogent, egotistical, short-tempered and aggressive but deep down he's got... well not a hard of gold but there is a heart in there.

>>17769956
see
>>17769943
>>17769950
now gtfo

>>17769956
nope.avi.

sorry man, just because you LIKE to believe something doesn't mean it is.

.. mfw this discussion went south.
okay. heres some more erica

Jesus fuck all of you calm down goddamn

>>17769806
Just get them purple pants. They will inevitably disappear mysteriously just when the Witches need to go bare-assed to put on the striker units, and reappear just as mysteriously when the fighting is done.

>>17769969
Excellent plan!

>>17769969

You guys are seriously arguing about this again? We're going because we're going to get shit if it doesn't get dealt with, and we have gifts for her anyway. We're going to turn these weepy emotionally-squishy girls into fucking PILOTS. Crack open a bottle of booze, and tell her how to man up and get over herself.
This is the same shit we dealt with from Minna.

>>17769969

>>17769974
no. theres moralfags being batshit retarded again and think kissing ass is literally the only way to do things and bloo bloo bloo we arn't playing the waifu game.

>>17769959

Every post in this thread is by either you, me, planefag, or my roommate who can type really fast.

>>17769961
Killing aliums adds to the flying experience, but isn't necessary for it. Again, I'm trying to separate the appreciation we have for flying from other things we might care about. We can care about this stuff without it being linked to our flying. We can fly in order to accomplish things that we want to without those being the reason we *like* flying.

>97 replies
>1 post from op

Honestly, the quest is great, but you faggots, all of you, really shit it up.

>>17769989
No Anonymous, you are the Planefag

Are we trying to create a hot-headed JC Denton here?

>You killed my sister
>What a shame

>>17769932
Even the most hardened badass is still a human. Everyone loses someone at some point, and to insist that anyone, ourselves or otherwise, should be somehow above normal human emotions is wrong.

Sometimes people need support and comfort to get through the worst of times, before they come back that much stronger. It's my opinion that with Trude, after she lost a family member, that may well be the way to approach it.

>>17769976
You know, sweatpants might be easier. They're real quick to take off, and they still cover your legs.

Talk to fucking Trude in private, already.

>>17769989
But then who am I?

>>17769981
Well, that seems reasonable and will hopefully please both the white knighting and not give a fuck groups.

>>17769998
Second

>>17769985

This thread would be bereft of nothing for the absence of the first 100 posts.

>>17769957
>"no fucks given, no matter the circumstance"
If giving no fucks results in us being put in the stockades, will you still support it?

I mean, yes, it's war so pilots are very valuable, especially experienced and combat-proven pilots.
But this is a world with Witches, that are even more valuable, and Witch-to-pilot have a much, much higher kill ratio. Are we really as irreplaceable as we act like we are?

Did planefag die ?

>>17769985
And then there's that one faggot who doesn't know how capital letters work, but whatever. It's time for sexy gal.

i wonder how long itll take for OP to get ursula into the story

>>17770010
You forgot your trip, planefag.

>>17769989
Wrong, we are all just extensions of planefags shattered subconcious. We are all one.
One of Him
One of Him

>>17769989
This all makes sense!

>>17769985
Well, from a non-moral standpoint, we're stuck with the Witches for the forseeable future, so there's a very high chance that we'll end up with Trude as our wingman. Do you really want an emotionally unstable pilot who irrationally blames you for the death of her sister flying your wing, or ANYWHERE NEAR you for that matter?

It's best to get this shit resolved now, when she DOESN'T have a huge cannon pointed at our tail.

>>17770021
Of laughter, maybe.

>>17770010

Jackie Chan

I don't even know what's going on anymore. I don't even post in this quest. We need more witches.

>>17769969

>>17769969
>>17769977

>>17770001
She was a good witch.

What a terrible way to die.

>>17770005
There's a fucking war on. She needs to get over it right now and get back to combat readiness. She can grieve later.

stop arguing with each other and fucking vote. this aint the goddamn primary debate just pull a lever then shaddup and wait for updates goddamn.

>>17770006
But then you have to retrieve them afterward. The advantage of the purple pants is that they'll come back on their own.

>>17770020
yes actually because it fits with our charactor.

its called consistancy. this is required usually for things to have credence in an RPG or so, otherwise oftentimes it feels force or really weird.

just because no fucks given does not mean we hate ourselves, it just means thats how the charactor is.

>>17770023
It'd be pretty fuckin' swell if we have a double-Hartmann power hour at some point.

>>17770022
Dude, you're on 4chan. Getting people just to spell right is an accomplishment

>>17770030

I can see him doing this.

That fucking Quest Thread GM Nectar.

>>17770047
"But how do they work?"

"Purple pants."

"That doesn't really explain any-"

"Purple. Pants."

would not be surprised if planefag just up and quit from having such a fucking unpleasable fanbase.

>>17770019
I got distracted by youtube and came back to a new thread with 70 posts and thought "Oh shit." 30 seconds later, I scrolled through all of them.

we are all but characters in some StrikeWitchesQuest Quest


watch as i post a hilariously bad reaction later

Soooo.....,
anyone else read these threads in their underwear to help create the right atmosphere?

>>17770057
No he's here. He's here and he's laughing at us.

>>17770042
Hey, you might as well slap her in the face as well, because we all know that shit like shellshock and PTSD are just made up fairy tales, right?

It's like we really are a fucking Patton clone, and not in the good way.

>>17770029
yes but theres a difference in pointing out how things things are in war, pointing out our innocence and how it really could not have been prevented, perhaps giving a drink to the fallen or something and straight out kissing ass and being a completely and utter moralfag.

>>17770062
...maybe...

>>17770057

And posts this on /a/ for them to laugh at this?

>>17770062
...no.

>>17770062
And I thought I was alone...

>>17770062

its the only way i browse the internet.

>>17770062
I read these threads wearing shimapan

>>17770062
People don't do that?

>>17770062
There's a different way to read them?

>>17770066

Agreeing with this. He's pulling our emotions masterfully. Which is the key to a successful Quest, actually.

The dormitory hallway is peaceful and serene at this hour; the glow of the dying day suffusing the gently-curving passageway with warm ambiance. You look out the towering windows on the English Channel, thinking about the dark threat that now hunches on the occupied shores of Normandy, still thick with the blood of devoured innocents.

When you slow down long enough to think about it, this war isn't any fucking fun at all.

You knock on the door to Trude's room, firmly, three times.

Silence.

You knock on the door a few more times, much harder.

Dead air.

"No answer. Bitch must be de-"

"Deaf?" Trude says, yanking open the door. "Better then being dumb as a *rock.*"

You do not have many fucks to give, at the best of times, and today you've already given a few. You shove the bottles of schnapps into Trude's arms roughly. "Here's your fucking kraut liquor," you say hotly. "I got my superior officer's ass kicked in a barfight and stole it right out of the O-Club for you so don't drink yourself into a stupor all at once, okay?"

You spin on your heel and storm away before your anger can fail you.

"Wait," Trude says weakly.

You storm on.

"WAIT!"

"What!" you say to the air before you, crossing your arms to demonstrate how you're totally not waiting just for her. This random spot in the hall just caught your fancy, for all she knows.

"Did you hear?" she asks. You nod.

>>17770062

Hikkis need no pants!

>>17770033
Give the man some time to work.

>>17770062
believe it or not i wear pants because my computor isn't in my room AND my roomate would be highly pissed off at me if i did that all the time.

Also, vote for seeing Trude in private.

>>17770057

>shitstorms of trolling
>not the whole fucking point.

>>17770062
i am not wearing anything other than a shirt that says "JURASSIC PARK"

>>17770087
>When you slow down long enough to think about it, this war isn't any fucking fun at all.

That's what I've been saying. It's getting in the way of everything.

I feel people are taking this far too seriously. Not long ago we were stealing everything. What went wrong?

>>17770062
>implying I don't wear boxers and only boxers around the apartment as a matter of course

>>17770087
>This random spot in the hall just caught your fancy, for all she knows.


In all seriousness, the castle probably has some ballin' architecture.

In semi related news:
WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU ?

>>17770102
People had disagreements.

>>17770102

Character attachment.

>>17770087
"Yes" without looking back.

>>17770109
Making popcorn
I bet you ten of dollars

> "What!" you say to the air before you, crossing your arms to demonstrate how you're totally not waiting just for her. This random spot in the hall just caught your fancy, for all she knows.

Why so tsundere, MC-kun~

f5ing like the fist of the north star

>>17770102

What is the nature of that man

>>17770087
St-stupid, Trude. I-It's not like I'm waiting in this hall for you or anything. I j-just like the way this wall looks!

>>17770109

Fuckin' be patient, it's not as if we don't have all night. Planefag should take his time, the night's still young.

>>17770088
Those are the people who spend most of their time in their rooms and only their rooms right? Yeah, I couldn't do that, I'd an hero.

>>17770087
>COMPLETE LACK OF TACT
>NOBODY IS HAPPY
Ah Planefag, never change.

>>17770102

this has all happened before, it will all happen again. be at peace my son.

>>17770102
essentially war over what the charactor would do.

moralfags versus no fucks given cocky fucks.

i'm actually in the latter category but i'm willing to be in the middle.

"I - I'm so - so -"

You bite your lip. Hard.

"A-and you were there and I - I..."

You hear the bottles clink together as she shifts her arms a little.

"Thanks for getting these."

You grunt. "Wasn't nuthin."

"Sounds like it was."

"No. What's something is... I ground-looped once in training. Forced landing on a road. Flipped a T-6 over, it tumbled down an embankment - the ditch - smashed the canopy in when the plane landed on it. Took them six hours to cut me out with metal snips."

Trude says nothing. You finally turn to look at her, any facade of bravado long gone. The stress and strain and heartsick worry is plain, and you don't give a damn anymore.

"Sitting there soaked with diesel fuel, cold as hell, waiting for the spark that'll burn you alive? Fuck that." You shake your head. "I hate waiting. And now I'm going to get drunk." You turn from Trude and walk away, and she doesn't call you back, or follow.

Of course. She needs some time alone. You chide yourself - you were half-beveling she'd slugged you out of jealousy. * Jealousy.* A girl like that falling for some random asshole out-of-the-blue then going full-retard over some tart like Perrine? You sigh.

You're only twenty years old. This shit is way out of your depth.

There's a party brewing in the lounge, but you're not sure you want to be there. You can drink just as well alone. On the other hand, misery loves company. On the other hand, your crew might make you discuss... Gnome Shit. On the other hand you could ask Sakamoto what the fuck is going on around here. On the other hand you have THREE HANDS, that doesn't work.

>wat do

>>17770102
We lost one of the artifacts of power. Our kleptomaniac foundations have been shattered.

Fuuu..

This feel.

This feels like MaidQuest all over again.

(But I love it and I want more anyways)

>>17770087
Show her how to drink for the fallen. If you're going to be a pilot, you damn well better be able to manage that.

>>17770139
I like the way you think.

>>17770087
>people argue about the NGAF policy
>Make MC look either like a jackass or tsundere

Nice compromise there

>>17770056

>>17770137

heheheheheheheeee

>>17770143
Sakabroto. We need to get some drinkan done, in peace.

>>17770143
>>17770143
Go to the party. Sometimes a man needs the company of his bros.

>>17770143
Go get drunk in a bedroom. Any bedroom.

>>17770049
>its called consistancy.
No, it's called being one-dimensional. I don't know about you, but I actually prefer that the characters I read/play as/etc not react to every situation in the exact same way. Trollfacing everything may sound like fun to you but uh, the rest of us aren't from /b/ so...

Look, Trude's pissed at us for what happened. Our best bet is to explain to her, in our fashion, that while we feel sorry about what happened, and if there was more we could have done we would have. But we did what we could in the situation given, and that bad as this is, it may only be the beginning, and she needs to toughen the fuck up, sound good?

>>17770143

>Three hands

Time to turn around.

>>17770143

>Three hands

Time to turn around.

>>17770143
Go to the party. Nothing sadder than drinking alone

>>17770143
Go sit in your cockpit and make vroom-vroom-pewpewpewpew noises and reminisce about being in combat where everything is so much fucking easier than this.

>>17770143
[x] SakaBROto

>>17770143
fuck it as an "anti-moralfag" i'll say this.

go back there go get a drink writh her over the lives of the fallen, because its better to driink in company but not a super amount of company.

>>17770143
And I drink alone

Yeeeaaaaahhh

with nobody else

Drink our worries away with Sakabroto.

>>17770143
dealing with this alone is a fucking stupid way to handle it, but we aren't paid for our intelligence, and we've had zero goddamn alone time that we haven't spent largely unconscious, so drink alone.

>>17770042
People don't just spontaneously get over things. It takes some time. I was suggesting support and camaraderie as a means to speed the process up, rather than just shouting a lot.

But if you think that simply shouting at someone who may have just lost a family member will make them straighten up, that's your call.

>>17770143
Lounge it is
Someone says the G word? Fist.

>>17770143

>gnome shit

gotta get it covered sometime. might as well do it while crawling into a bottle.

>>17770186
I change my anser to this. But add booze

>>17770194
You know when I drink Alone
I prefer to be by myself

>>17770155
>jackass or tsundere
Well, that's what it looks like when you don't give a fuck. Also, one of the core aspects of our character was his arrogance as a fighter pilot. What did you expect other people to think? To bask in our glory and badassitude?

Well, you've got the delusional self-aggrandizement and egomania of a fighter jock down, at least.

>>17770173
This.

>>17770175
Then this. Minna's. We need to give her our gift. And to clarify our little freakout in the broom closet.

>>17770177
thats really all i've been advocating TBH, but i wasn't in the mood to deal with morality crap today.

its just one of those long days.

>>17770143
Get drunk with Sakabroto.

>>17770179
...Good point.

I say Sakabroto. She's at least predictably insane. I get the impression she and Sean might have a thing going, though.

>>17770143
To the party! Get drunk! Keep rape whistle on hand in case someone tries to take advantage of our inebriated state.

I can't believe I just read this.

too bad the scan is blurry as fuuuuuuck

>people STILL BITCHING ABOUT TRUDE
Jesus CHRIST.

>>17770210

This sounds like a good idea. Get Ian and Sean, go somewhere relatively quiet and discuss this shit while slowly getting drunk.

>The next morning

>>17770143

Fuck it. Get hammered on kraut booze. Introduce her to the wonders of pants while sloshed.

>>17770143
PARTY IN LOUNGE

GET SLOSHED WITH SAKABROTO.

they cant gnome you up if theyre drunk stupid

wait three hands....WHAT THE FUCK!

>>17770216
This.

>>17770237
bit late there buddy
See
>>17770213

>>17770214
And being like that is sort of the point of this quest. To throw a wrench into the otherwise retarded Strike Witches world. To mess with the magical sparkle girls by not only being an arrogant jackass, but by being able to walk the walk, too.

>>17770214

I wasn't being sarcastic. I was just saying it was a fairly balanced way of presenting the progress.

>>17770213
>>17770237
GeorgeThorogoodMind

Guys.

Guys.

Guys.

THERE ARE 3 HANDS.

Someone is either right infront of us or BEHIND US.

>>17770250
and i'm perfectly ok with this.

>>17770223

One look at Rommel and it's

>they want to fuck

Can't believe it. Must be the hat.

GUIZ

Let's get shitfaced in Minna's room. We can give her the watch while we're at it.

>>17770262
Let's see if we can score one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

>>17770143
>>17770179
>>17770238
>>17770268
I believe that's called "the gripping hand."

>>17770275

Thats not rommel.

>>17770268
>>17770268
>>17770268
>>17770268
>And then we were raped by Minna

Go back to Trude, as you said, misery loves company.

Talk, drink, develop character.

or be LOLWERESOEMOTIONLESSANDEDGYANDCOOL. That works too, I guess.

I kinda just want expositions about the background of characters now. Like the hell is Ian and Sean from and how a Finnish girl decided to go lesbian on a Russian.

>>17770280

Well yeah, I mean, after all

Every girls crazy 'bout a shot glass man

>>17770214
>>17770251
>>17770250
>>17770271

>200+post shitstorm
>ends with everyone having talked out and kinda having a consensus

fucking /tg/ man.

>>17770177
>the rest of us aren't from /b/

I take offense to that. I want to sit down and have a nice long chat with Trude and DEVELOP SOME FUCKING CHARACTER.

Unfortunately, we have people with no investment in the story coming in and wanting to be so cool and edgy that they can cut themselves on it.

>>17770290

Heres Rommel, Patton and Monty just before they start beating the shit out of each other.

>>17770329
Whhat does Rommel draw? Is it any good?

>>17770217
>its just one of those long days.
Man up and don't be a whiny bitch about it.
Your emotions shouldn't get in the way of a rational course of action, right?

>>17770346
He draws a picture of his lighter

>>17770322
There are other ways to be invested in the story and develop character than having a little cry session with Trude and acting like some fucking schoolgirl who's boyfriend broke up with her.

>>17770322

I just kinda want chats in general. I prefer seeing convos than actions in these kinds of stuff. MC doesn't get a lot of chance to just sit down and chat it up with his mates or witches. Jackasses can chats, especially with each other. Or even just more Catch-22 style nutjob conversations.

>>17770329

NAME OF DOUJIN NOW

>>17770295

I wouldn't say we're emotionless, just that we've got issues with showing emotions. We've got a massive superman complex. We're fucking ace fighter pilots; can't let the Sparkles see us bleed.

>>17770349
...They do, it's sort of their job. Why do you think women have so much trouble being rational?

>still bitch about Trude
Can you guys just leave? You're obviously in the wrong quest.

Shall we figure out this three hands thing before we get hammered?

>>17770356

It's hard to have a decent conversation when you have a few dozen people yelling different things you should say. Such is the nature of quest threads.

>>17770349
Yes but did you read what i said or did you just see those words and spout shit?

I essentially agreed to a middle of the road thing and you are giving me shit for it, do you want me to continue this tyrade of retardedness we keep spiraling down on?

>>17770372

yes slide our hands next to third hand, compare size

>>17770372
Have to agree with this

>>17770366
It's a matter of not letting them get in the way, which is something we can do.

I am so angry!

So. Angry!

Look at how angry I am. Now I am swearing! So much profanity. I have all the angers.

>>17770143
collect enough booze to get well and truly plastered, collect enough bedsheets for a nest, create nest in out of the way room, get smashed and pass out till either it's morning, or you die of alcohol poisoning.

>>17770385
I think
>>17770380
handles it nicely

>>17770388
Bullfuckingshit. I have one pristine anger right here, and it's MINE.

>>17770355
...you can't be serious, can you? You're in the middle of a fucking war, people are dying, and you're equating anyone taking that hard at all as "being a little schoolgirl"? Really?

You are the kind of person who needs to lose someone. I would kill SOMEONE ELSE just to make you realize how much of a faggot you are. And when you're in shock, or crying, I'll ask you why you're being a fucking schoolgirl. Go find a life or death situation, jump in, and don't come out. Or join the military, do your best to get some combat. Come back with some maturity.

Considering we used our face to break open a closet door then cushion our landing. I'm pretty sure its just our concussion.

Planefag post already I mean goddamn look at these yokels

>>17770362
It's the firstspear AfrikaKorps doujins. I think that's Witches of the Sphinx vol 1.

>>17770362
look up nogami takeshi on e-hentai

>ITT: Less-than-scholarly debate on character development theory.

>>17770410

Pot, meet kettle, kettle, meet pot.

>>17770398
seconded

Get booze of choice, go join Trude.

>>17770410
>>17770355

You guys won't convince each other or most of anyone here

Such is the nature of these debates.

>>17770410
>implying you've done the same

>>17770362

This is the recommended reading order:

Tiger in the Desert
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/94056/4060011a6e/

Tiger in the Desert Vol 1
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/298394/a58283bec1/

Tiger in the Desert Vol 2
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/161042/2eb437518f/

The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.01
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/454015/95ca438a32/

The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.02
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/454033/f8bec408bd/

The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.03
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/454038/76f6111dda/

All are SFW. (But the site is not)

Enjoy.

>>17770322
If you didn't say that, then I clearly wasn't talking about you. If you did, then why did you say something that blatantly retarded?

I want some character too. I enjoy some dogfighting, acting like an amazing asshole, being a bro, and maybe getting a little romance and sexy times too. But I can't seem to get half that shit with these fucking trolls and goddamn white knight "no-waifu" faggots around here. Seriously? With all the fapfiction you assclowns drum up, a little bit of well-written romance to go with amazing action and hijinks planefag puts out is getting your dander up this badly? Go fuck yourselves, the lot of you.

>>17770386
We aren't god. We get angry and snap at people, we get sad and break down. We're human beings. Sometimes, the rational course isn't the one we take.

Now, let's do what was being said last thread; get out there and find her ourselves. All you edgy and cool motherfuckers, do this so we can be all "no fucks given" when we find her dead body.

>>17770410
You sound like an asshole and you probably are, but you have a point. It's easy to be the uncaring asshole right until your friend decides it's a great idea to ventilate his brain. Then when you're standing there together with your friends and none of you can really appreciate what the fuck is happening and people are crying their faces off, it's a little difficult to remain composed and unemotional. Especially when you're nineteen or twenty years old.

and yet another fucking thread marches steadily towards autosage.
Seriously guys.

>>17770410
That doesn't actually address my point, though. There are still other ways to have character development, and the ones you want are stupid.

>>17770377
Of course I'm going to give you shit for it.
You helped fuel this entire mess, and I'll not let that go.

Sweet evil jesus, the thread has OVER 260 POSTS IN IT, FOUR OF WHICH ARE THE QUESTGIVER.

Shut the hell up already!

You decide that being afraid of Gnome Shit would be just as bad as anything else, so you head back to the lounge. Ian seems to have the piano mostly in-tune now, and Sakamoto is gloating over a large pile of chips.

You collapse on one of the couches and snag a beer out of an ice-bucket full of them. "So, what'd you guys do today?"

"Relaxed," Sean says, glaring at Sakamoto. "Wait. What does that funky eye of yours do?"

She lifts the eyepatch and winks at him. "Sees through objects."

"Son of a BITCH!" Sean says, and Sakamoto laughs her ass off, scattering the chips as she flails about in mirth. After that carries on for a while and you finish your first beer, Sean turns to you. "So what've you been up to?"

"He almost got raped by three girls in the bath, told Patton to fuck off and got locked in a broom closet with Minna," Ian replies immediately.

You turn to Ian. "I hate you. So much."

He grins at you. "Oh he's in the armor," he says, mimicking your voice.

"So much. It's unreal."

The damage, however, is done. Sakamoto is leaning in, looking incredibly interested. "So, who tried to rape you?"

"Bu-"

"Did they get very far?"

"The fuck they di-"

"Did you put up a fight!?"

"What the hell!?

>>17770437

Forgot one more:

Witch in Africa
http://g.e-hentai.org/g/57142/6e1d4a5779/

(This is about the same time chronologically as the first 3 in the previous post)

>>17770437
The Witches Of The Sphinx Vol.04
http://www.mediafire.com/?pmwwdwu7xwmrko1

>>17770447
So were ignoring a superiors direct order now?

>>17770447
Apparently you don't know much about the Abrahamic god. Go read the 10 commandments again, think about how incredibly insecure they sound. The god of the bible is an insecure little child, mucking about with his tiny play things.

Planefag, we're gonna need a massive Martian assault to dislodge the waifufags.

>>17770465
"Everyone. But I gave no fucks."

>>17770474
this.

>>17770434
but we can wave our e-peens and feel like we're right, so fuck if anyone listens to us.

>>17770465
To be fair, did you see what he was wearing in that bath? I'm not saying he was asking for it, but he was asking for it.

>>17770465
Proceed to stare at her and drink beer.

>>17770465
FUCK.

Chug until we pass out.

>>17770465
This is why I said alone, I knew they'd give us shit.

>>17770471

ITS FINALLY OUT?!

>MFW

>>17770346
A mahjong tile.

>>17770465

>It's alright to admit it

>>17770465
"What? Disappointed you couldn't join in?"

>>17770461
so your just pissed because i decided to agree on something?

this is why i continued to argue your shit. this is fairly obvious to me you have to be some type of troll going out of his way to fuck with the thread.

>>17770465
Don't say anything. Just give her a shit eating grin and sip our beer.

>>17770465
Let's just let this keep going as is. No interference.

>>17770493
>pic related
>how we interact with ever girl in this castle

>>17770465
>Pokerface
>Drink beer

>>17770474
This
>>17770462
That

And a whoooooole lotta sage.
Seriously, we've created a monster. It's /a/, /co/, /k/, and /tg/ all rolled into one giant ball of sperg. Even Heretical Love isn't this bad and that's fanwankery. The best part is a good 60% of this is completely OT chatter. fuckin' needs a chat room for this shit.

>>17770424

How much rage can we fit into a B52?

>>17770539
All of it

>>17770510
Please shut the fuck up and go back to /tg/station, so they can continue to appreciate your stellar intelligence.

>>17770523
This...this is what happens when the OP of a popular quest thread pops out for a while without telling anyone.

>>17770473
>implying anyone else here but you and me knows that

Most religious folks seem to think their god is perfect. I'm sure you understood what I meant.

>>17770465
Didn't fight back so much as we evaded. It was going well until Trude punched the fuck out of us out of misplaced anger.

We're letting Trude mull things over on her own for a bit, Minna saved our bacon and didn't even kill us afterward, and now we are going to get bombed. All things considered, our lucky streak is holding out.

Although perhaps we could deliver Minna's present before we get smashed out of our skull? All the other ones have been delivered.

>>17770523
/k/ here. Just waiting to hear more about glorious Hispanos

>>17770505
>>17770511
either of these work. light trolling would be welcome right now

>>17770545
how about we both shut the fuck up, go back and actually go do the thread instead of shitting up this thread further from our duel retardedness.

>>17770521
lol

>>17770548
... Fair enough.

>>17770539
ALL OF IT

>>17770523
I feel bad for planefag, I'm glad I don't have this level of shitstorm in my quest

>>17770465
"Ian's count is wrong. It was actually four girls."
Sip beer, be unflapped.

>>17770564
So what did planefag mean when he said Hispanos were unreliable?

time for a new thread, I guess.

Or not.

New thread planefag? Please? We promise not to wreck it again.

>>17770594
He usually stops around 1, right? We could probably keep this one going until then if we cool it a bit with the stupid shit.

This thread is a disgrace. Another example of /tg/ taking a nice thing and ruining it.

>>17770465

"Well, uh, Ian is being stalked by Perrine," you retort.

"It's not my fault she's certifiable," Ian retorts from deep inside the piano. "Maybe if she got boinked once in a while she'd have someplace to offload the crazy, you know?"

Sean rubs his head. "You're both idiots. Don't know you know shit about women?"

Ian's head pops out of the piano, looking angry, and you exchange glances, then glare at Sean together. "We're pilots!" you object in unison.

Sakamoto and Sean look at each other. "Nnnope," they say.

"The hell you say!"

Sakamoto laughs. "These aren't little girls, you know. They're warriors with plenty of battles under their belts. But they're still young, and cooped up on this base, and forbidden from men, and - splash!" she says, pointing at you. "Your outrage is hilarious. You should've seen it coming from a mile away."

"Wait," you say, patting the air. "Reign it in a sec. Men are forbidden?"

"Didn't you know?" Sakamoto says, slugging back a beer. "Witches are forbidden from any non-necessary contact with male personnel or civilians."

"Who the fuck gave THAT order?" you ask, and immediately want to punch yourself in the mouth, 100% sure that Sakamoto will reply with "Me."

Her answer is almost as bad. "Commander Minna."

>>17770474

This is what NTR is all about guys, don't worry it's chill, we just line up multiple waifus at once and then shoot them down for another waifu, then shoot her down when you fancy a change.

Another thought is see if this base has some hot support staff nurses or some shit. Or you know, real women that aren't crazy bitches.

Though Charlotte and Sakamoto are probably fine, but lets be realistic for a moment. The moment you fuck any of these bitches, you buy into some annoying shit after the fact, this isn't fucking some village girl or some typist on staff, you can avoid those if things go bad. These people will be covering us IN COMBAT, how about we like, not fuck them and stir up the hornets nest.

Keep our eyes on the prize, make them good wingmen, make them friends if you must, but if we start being the playboy that's going to end in all kinds of drama. Stick to locals, stick to non-combat staff, whatever, but an ass pat or maybe a fun romp at most, nothing long term. Nothing that can be misunderstood.

>>17770605
"She's not that good at following her own orders let me tell you what"

>>17770603
It's not just /tg/, is the problem. If it were just us, we'd have settled on a middle ground before now. It's the other boards being involved that's causing the problems.

>>17770605
"I want you to know, Sakamoto, that is possibly the dumbest thing I've ever fucking heard. Why?"

>>17770585

Finicky little fucking bastards requiring mad tight tolerances. The Russian ShVAK was a perfectly powerful, high-velocity, flat-tajectory cannon and it wasn't a fraction as problematic as the Hispano - lend-lease aircraft that came with Hispanos were soon retrofitted.

The reason the US didn't field more 20mm guns in their aircraft? We never could get a domestic production line going that made them worth a damn. Too much hand-fitting and such required. And we managed to mass-produce the Merlin, which tells you something.

>>17770594
Of course, we do tend to lie harder than the entire yearly lutefisk production of Scandinavia.

>>17770605
Well next time I see her I'll tell her I'm sorry that the green guys decided to shoot us full of hot shit and force a crash/landing.

>>17770605
I'm sorry did you say "me" or minna?

>>17770605
Uhhh....We really WERE going to die. glad we got the hell out of dodge.

Also
>>17770609
They're almost by default going to be the most developed characters, everyone's going to want to fuck them instead. Sort of inevitable.

>>17770618
"Ah, one of those 'do as I say, not as I do' commanders, eh?"

can we wrap this up before taco bell closes tonight?

>>17770621
You overestimate /tg/, and how many posters here also frequent many other boards.

>>17770579
>Papa-N always replying to my posts
Sheesh at this rate I might as well start namefagging for continuities sake.
>>17770621
See above as a good example of why this is true. Even when /tg/'s at their most rabid, blind love for a quest, we manage to keep things at least somewhat cogent.
>>17770632
>lutefisk
>lie
Dohoho, what you did there, etc.

>>17770605

Anyone else figuring that Sean has been getting his dick wet this entire time, more than likely with Sakabroto, while letting you and Ian get stalked by the crazy bitches?

>>17770605

Eh, if it wasn't for the fact it included all men, not just the ones who are military or staff, it wouldn't be a bad rule. Most of these girls are underage so again, perhaps not so bad but the ones who aren't or are close enough to have something sweet and innocent?

Yeah, that's sort of annoying. Right now though we have bigger problems and honestly, if some of those girls wanted to break that rule I doubt anyone would really do more then slap them on the wrist. Unlike us, Witches are assets they can't afford to boot out on some COs dumb restriction.

So fuck it, who cares, another excuse to keep them off us. Maybe some ammo against Minna. Huh, we still have that watch, guess that's going to be our ace in the hole, lets not give it her when she's super pissed though, she'll break it.

>>17770605
"Trust me when I say that getting laid once in a while is necessary contact for anybody who flies the unfriendly skies. At the very least, I can scrounge up some relevant magazines and let them work off stress themselves."

>>17770672
Don't you understand though? Minna lost her man and that's so traaaaagic and now nobody else should ever feel that way again.

>>17770618
>>17770656
>>17770674
take your pick

>>17770671
That son oF A BITCH

>>17770674
How much smut can we fit in a B-52?

>>17770693
About a week's worth.

>>17770640
I see what you tried to do there.

Anyway, seems like PF's still writing, since there was no "WAT DO". But then again, this is starting to sound like a challenge. It'd be chill to get Sakabroto, Minna, Shirley, and Trude together for booze and reminiscing.

>>17770674
Smart Anon

>>17770693
Well, if you include the content of Seans mind, all of it forever.

>>17770605
"Well, I guess that sort of explains things. So Minna wants all the men to herself, then?"

>>17770693
all of it

>>17770465
>"Did they get very far?"

>"Did you put up a fight!?"

Ahwellawellawella-OOH!

>>17770671

If he is, he's being smart about not saying anything. I doubt it though, Sakamoto might well be up for it, but I figure she respects Minna enough to follow orders and she's experienced enough that if she breaks no fucking men order, she doesn't do it with military staff.

Sakamoto isn't stupid. She understands the kind of troubles that might occur.

>>17770674
I like this.

>>17770703
You did? Because I was talking out my ass.

>>17770713
We are like 30 years too early and we have not nearly enough hair gel.

>>17770605

You snort in utter disbelief. "She's not that good at following her own orders, let me tell you what," you say. "Dragging me into a broom closet for a little 'privacy' and then- then-"

"Then *what,*" Sakamoto says dangerously.

"I... kicked down the door and knocked over half the Witches listening in."

Sakamoto stares at you. "You are a most peculiar man, young pilot."

"I've been told that at times," you admit, taking another drink. A beautiful chord of music peals from the piano, and Ian grins delightedly. "Ah, got her working," he says, and plops down on the bench to polish the ivories with gusto.

"He plays?" Sakamoto asks.

"No, no," you say seriously. "That's his father's ghost, possessing his body." You duck a poker chip for your trouble. "So... why the hell did Minna give an order like that?"

Sakamoto's eye goes from full-open to half-lidded, all canny-like, and she purses her lips. "I think she should tell you herself."

"Soley for your own amusement, I think." Sakamoto's eye twinkles with wicked glee, and you feel you're not far off the mark with that one.

"Come on, ya lumps," Ian says. "Get your asses over here. Let's jam."

How many B-52s can we fit in a B-52?

>>17770686

No, I understand that, but it's not worth the effort right now. We are actively avoiding relationships of that nature with them anyway. So what if it's unfair, they could probably be as don't give a fuck about it as we are and get away with it if it became a real issue, but it's not our problem. Just something odd we've been told and will remember should it be useful.

>>17770721
If only for the explanation we give to Patton after the plane full of smut we were carrying was attacked by Martians and we ended up inadvertantly leaflet bombing a Sunday school picnic with hardcore pornography.

>>17770671
What about the nurses? He had one on each arm back when we first landed.
Are they exempt from the no-fraternizing rule?

>>17770718

Well, Sean did strike me as the most... tactically sound of the three. I wouldn't put it past him at all, either and the fact that him and Sakabroto seem to spend an uncanny amount of time together, if I remember correctly.

>>17770741

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6oGytt0Hiw

>>17770748
Interestingly, Two.

>>17770748
We can definitely fit the entire band in there, and all their equipment.

>>17770741
>"Come on, ya lumps," Ian says. "Get your asses over here. Let's jam."
AWW YEAH

>>17770741
Play somethin up beat

>>17770741
OH FUCK. DO I SMELL A MUSICAL NUMBER COMING ON?

>>17770741
[x] jam the fuck out
I smell end-of-session. Can't say I blame you.

>>17770741
I think it's time to blow this thing, get everyone and stuff together.

>>17770752
OH MY GOD THIS

fuck

my inner /b/ is probably shining right now, but yes, this.

Wait, do Ian, Sean and MC perform together as a musical trio?
-Is Sakamoto about to flood the room in intense orgasm-
ARE THEY GOING TO TURN THE FEMALES HOT AND THE ENGINEERS GAY?

>>17770783
I swear to god there had better be shirts being torn open somewhere...

>>17770783
>yfw hot engineers and gay girls

>>17770783
>NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST: MUSICAL DEBUT

Did someone say jam? Because I thought I heard someone say jam.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6jCJZEFIto

>>17770780
Somehow I don't think Tank! on a piano would work all that well.

Are there other instruments around?

>>17770809
Oh good, I'm not the only one.

>>17770816
We could obviously do Piano Black.

>>17770741

You let Ian badger you and Sean into forming up near the piano. You look at him impatiently.

"Pop the hood, please."

You groan, and lift the lid of the grand piano. "JESUS CHRIST!" you scream, leaping away from it. "The- the- there's..." you turn to Sean, your face a mask of shock and horror. "Sanya..."

"A body would weigh down the cables and no noise'd be coming out, fuckhead," Sean says, smacking you upside the head. "I'm Irish, numbnuts, it takes more'n that to put me under, and even more to make me dumber then YOU. Now shut up, you're singing and that's that."

"Yes, *Dad,*" you grump, but you admit defeat.

"Now..." Ian says, pondering. "Let's give it... an old classic, shall we?"

He applies himself to the keys, and you have to admit, he picked a good tune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C95Cb2ByHNA

>>17770836
>Suddenly, 1940's karaoke

God damn it, planefag. I'm not turning gay for you, and that's final.

>>17770809
Did somebody say slam? Cause I thought I heard somebody say jam.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuQ3mnLiwu4

>>17770836
DRUNKEN SINGING

>>17770836
Meh. I'll allow it

>>17770836
Planefag, this better be a smooth jazz version of this to make Sakamoto's spine quiver.

Wait what was in the piano? I am absolutely confused.

>>17770836

At least we didn't pick this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0emX5RgZQ

>>17770836
What did he put under there?

>>17770887
Nothing, MC tried to get a rise out of Sean and it didn't work.


But seriously, where the fuck is Sanya?

>>17770887
Fairly sure he was just trying to spook Sean.

>>17770836

Can we even hit all the notes?

>>17770836
SING. THE FUCK. ALONG.

LOUD. PROUD. COMPLETELY SHAMELESS.

>>17770896
Asleep.

>>17770887
>>17770893
It was an attempt to get out of singing.

>>17770864
Clearly we must get the German women stinking drunk.

Actually, we should get some jazz piano going. Everyone in the 30s and 40s loved jazz, even if the Nazis prohibited it.

>>17770864

Would rather hear Mina's rendition of Lili Marleen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnpWPxtAK-A&

>>17770836

You, Ian and Sean pick up the tune, singing with gusto. You've always loved this song, and you have no trouble singing with feeling. The huge lobby with the vaulted ceilings and the railings and huge staircase make a fantastic echo chamber, and your strong voices blend well, echoing around the huge chamber impressively.

You and Sean lock arms around each others shoulders, reaching your free limbs out dramatically like opera singers, belting the lyrics at the ceiling dramatically, enjoying singing in a place you could actually hear yourselves for a change. A piano that's in tune is nice, too, and you're all relatively sober. As far as you're concerned, it's a fucking operatic performance.

You're all fully into it by the time you hit your favorite part.

"Minds of men, fashioned a crate-of-thun-der~ Sent it high, into the blue!" you sing. "Hands of men, blasted the world-a-sun-der, how they lived, god only knew!" You're feeling fine now, and your misery from earlier is almost forgotten. "Souls of men, dreaming of skies-to-con-quer, gave us wings, ever to soar!"

Yeah, it's going to be okay. As you sing on, you see Minna standing on the grand staircase, about halfway down, staring at you. There's surprise in her eyes... and something else... but Sean nudges you to keep you on track and you finish the song properly.

Minna finishes her transit and approaches your trio. She speaks to you first.

"You can SING?"

>Smartass reply where?

>>17770957
Well duh, I'm not just another pretty face you know.

>>17770957
just stick your tongue out at her

>>17770957
The only proper response is to pokerface.

>>17770957
"Of course, I'm a Pilot."

>>17770836
that's good, but let's not forget http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irZmknvOB4I

Sure thing sweet cheeks. Want a lesson? wink wink

>>17770968
I like this one.

>>17770957
"Just another thing where I'm plain better than you all."

>>17770957
It's more efficient to ask what we can't do rather than what we can.

>>17770968
I was going to say something suggesting that we suggest all dashing pilots can sing, but I like the trend of role reversal we've had going for a while better.

>>17770957
"Yeah? can you?"

>>17770957
"Better than you can court-martial."

>>17770968

This. So much.

>>17770957
What we do is more like spirited yelling, but maybe if Minna joined in there'd be some actual talent involved.

>>17770975
THIS
THIS
THISTHISTHIS

>>17770957
"What, you thought I would keep you in the DARK about it?"

>>17770957
"Yes...what, you thought that my rugged good looks and unparalleled skill in flying were the limits of my merits?"

>>17770957

Obligatory:
"Ya damn straight, I am a very cunning linguist."

>>17770968
This, can't think of anything wittier myself.

>>17770957
I'd say to respond with the german national anthem, but i'm not sure pilotman would stoop to belting out 'deutcheland uber alles'

>>17770975
Has to be this

>>17771001

>>17770999
This is pretty good, tbh

>>17770975
>>17770968
What if we combine the two:
"Well, duh, I'm not just another pretty face, you know. I'M a PILOT."

>>17771001
>somehow reads as cunnilingus

Welp, I fail sometimes, but that takes the cake.

>>17771000
i want to second this.

I like these
>>17770988
>>17771000
myself.

"Nope. But Ian's a damn good ventriloquist."

>>17771025


>>17771026
That's the point.

>>17771026
...that is entirely the point.

>>17770957

"I'm housebroken too."

>>17770968
Additionally: "I'm not playing hard-to-get, because it's fun, I'm playing hard-to-get because I'm a hell of a catch."

>>17771000
>>17771047
These two please

>>17771040
>>17771037
...oh...

>>17771036

YES YES YES YES YES

>>17771058
Seriously, you've never heard of 'cunning linguist' before?

>>17771025
That works.
>>17771026
That's the joke

>>17771036
>implying Ian has his hand up our ass
Noooo don't give her ammo.

>>17771041
APPROVED.

>>17771068
No, that would backfire stupendously.
<Minna> "Yeah, I can tell you like men shoving things up your ass."

>>17770957
IC: "When you need to breathe unpressurized at 35,000 feet, you tend to develop a pretty good set of pipes."

OOC (sort of): I don't care that it's anachronistic; the next song we do is Vulgaris Magistralis, as loud as we can possibly make it.

>>17771072
Nope.

>>17770957

"I'm not just another pretty face, you know?"

"He learned as a church choirboy so it probably didn't huuuuuurt," Sean leers. He forgot you still had your arms around each others shoulders, so you unceremoniously duck your head under his and get him in an arm-lock.

"The filthy Irish-Catholic apologies," Ian snickers, "or it gets the noogie again!"

Minna is still staring. Her gaze travels between Ian and Sean, but eventually ends up back on you.

"But- but you're GOOD!"

"Not really," you say. "I've just sang that one a million times."

"Formal events?"

"Lord no, I don't need any more work then what they already give me. Just screwing around in the O-Club. It's one of my favorites."

"Why?"

You open your mouth to answer her when Ian prods you. "C'mon, another one. Battle Hymn?"

"Men of Harloch!" Sean protests.

"What's a good Irishman like you doing supporting filthy Welshman?" Ian teases.

"You do strange things for the women you love," Sean says mysteriously, making Ian's ears perk. "Especially for your mom."

"Never sleep," Ian replies good-naturedly. He looks at you. "Tie-breaker?"

You're about to make up your mind when Eila comes belting down the stairway, yelling incoherently. Minna looks perturbed, and intercepts her halfway down the staircase.

>>17771096
Awwww shit.

You know, this is a pretty much perfect opportunity to give Minna the watch

>>17771108
What, right before a scramble?