>Missing.
>Presumed dead.
>last thread I saw ended with getting punched by Trude
I've already missed a thread, haven't I?

Distribute gifts.

>IN A BROOM CLOSET WITH MINNA HUAE HUAE HUAE

I NEED TO LAUGH

>>17767985
Time for toga santa, save trude for last, we are going to get well and truly plastered with her.

>>17768008
see
>>17766007

There is only one solution.

Men of Boozeland, GONDOR CALLS FOR AID

>>17768008
>>17766007

We must go and find Chris. Our single given fuck demands it.

>>17767985
Get a team. Get any engineer who is not on watch, get our guys. WE ARE FINDING THIS GIRL. WE LEAVE NO SHIPMATE BEHIND. THIS IS OUR MISSION.

Eventually we will kill every martian, even if it takes 10,000 years. We will make them answer for their crimes, hoyah thread?

Give the schnapps to Minna. She'll know the best time to pass that on to Trude.

Then go give everyone else their gifts.

rolled 2 = 2

>>17767985
Find Trude, talk to her. If things get too heavy or we can't get through to her, five her the alcohol she needs.

Drop the mint schnapps at Trudes door and go get the rest of the stuff to hand out.

As tempting as HUAE HUAE HUAE is, we have to put the schnapps back in our room, then go find Trude.

We can break it out to celebrate if Chris turns out to have survived. If not we can drink it all later before we hang ourselves.

Find trude... She needs to let it out or it'll continue to stew and come out at a very bad time.

>>17767985
I say we go ahead and give Minna her gift, but also ask if she can think of something we could actually DO before we even try to talk to Trude.

After all, talk is just talk.

Find Trude, APPLY GNOME EMERGENCY POWER.

Suffer not the grimderp to live.

>Find Trude now

time to cool off would probably be a better idea but is rather out of character at this point. always with the direct approach to problems.

maybe acquire reinforcements on the way. trudes friends with that erica girl right? bring her too.

Give gifts. Help look for Chris if possible.

>Minna found a fuck to give about us in the middle of this mess
Daaaaaaaamn.

>>17768032
One problem: Chris was in a military hospital. In London.

Bit of a long distance to go.

>>17768029
Think for a moment; we've just come back breaking shit tons of regs, our plane's shot up a bit and even if we managed to leave, what are we going to do that a bunch of trained rescuers can't?

Find Trude. She needs someone to talk to. And probably a drink.

Here's the hard part: We're gonna have to let her talk and actually listen and care.

>>17768060
>>17768032
GNOME POWERS BITCHES

>Give her time to cool off
This, then
>Find Trude

Woah, wait the fuck up.
If Patton found the booze... Did he confiscate It?
Also, no more cheerfull jackass mode until we get some things straight

>Grimdark arrives
>OP finally puts a sexual option

>>17768060

Be a fucking wizard.

>>17768042
Yeah, give Minna gift, ask her for pointers on handling Trude at this point.

>>17768020
TOGA SANTA.

...though Minna in broom closet has appeal just to see what stupid shit would happen.

>>17768032

This won't work.

We'll get in the way underfoot of the actual emergency services professionals. We'll cause more problems.

>Gather crew
>PREPARE FOR SEARCH AND RESCUE

>>17768015
I'm with this guy, I need to laugh, also it's what Papa-n would want.
>IN A BROOM CLOSET WITH MINNA HUAE HUAE HUAE

We should leave the schnaps in trude's room. just leave em there.

>>17768032
Hooah

I am voting for some manner of gift giving for Trude. Even if it means eating more knuckle sandwitches.

>>17767985

First things first, we should give Minna her gift. Go the whole nine yards and do that rip off pants, fold up, and present thing we talked about earlier.

Then, find a towel, toga it up, and Santa our way around the base. We'll deal with Trude later.

Fuck it we need some HUAE HUAE HUAE right now.

We can deal with the heavy shit later.

>>17767985
Let's wait on the gifts; it's probably not a good time for that sort of frivolity.
Second, letting her cool off a bit is the only reasonable option here. We could give Minna the schnapps to pass on, but given the role the booze played here (it didn't really, but people be crazy), probably best to wait on that too.

>>17768070
Stop using the G-word

>talk talk talk talk
>talk talk talk talk
NO. Men do not talk. Men DO. We may need to ask Minna for advice as to WHAT to do, but the point is we show that we care through our actions.

>>17768032
Put your aviators on, motherfuckers. It's time to be the hero.

>IN A BROOM CLOSET WITH MINNA HUAE HUAE HUAE
Okay, let's just poke our heads in this situation, if things go awry, gather up some bros and find Chris.

>>17768036
This, then distribute gifts.

Guys, Chris is too far away for us to help.

>>17768011

That's completely accurate.

HUAE HUAE HUAE

We find the sister and then use our gnomish powers to make the machine better.

We're streaming some Strike Witches!

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Actually, not just Minna. Go on gift giving spree, leave Trude for last, ask everyone WAT DO.

find trude. reminice about frieds and comrades who've gone ahead into the long night.

>>17768032
That's retarded. We're a pilot, not a goddamned structural engineer. Sifting through rubble is a really delicate operation, and that's just not our thing.

>>17768137
Do you...know what board you're on?

>>17768076
Because it's a trap. It's really the MOST wrong time to try making passes.

And I'll bet fully half the people in the thread would walk straight into it.

>>17768137

>>17767985

>Find trude
>let her beat the tar out of us for awhile
>Get wasted

>>17768146
>share someones emotional trauma with everyone they know

Yeahno.

>>17768149
Actually going to change my vote to this. Surely losing so many battle brothas would equal one sister.

>>17768137
>Implying $20 is anywhere near enough to make me leave an active Strike Witch Quest thread.

Negro, you crazy.

Anyone in London owe us a favor that we can call in here? This is an appropriate time to outsource some badassery.

grimdark witches?

>>17768127
I'd agree with this. There's a difference between being irrationally angry with someone and actually acting on that emotion. Civilized people should be able to control themselves at least that much. Be angry all you want, but you can't justify your actions by that.

>>17768146
Seconding.

I agree with finding her.

HUE HUE HUE

>>17768189

sounds reasonable. dealing with this shit will probably take a while and she needs time to cool off.

[x]deliver gifts
[x]trude last

>IN A BROOM CLOSET WITH MINNA HUAE HUAE HUAE

IT'S A TRAP

I think the best options are having fun with Minna while we're in a closet, or getting drunk with Trude.

>>17768146
Actually, I like this. More opinions on what do, more acts of generosity. All good.

>Trude's sister is probably dead
>SO WE'RE ALL ALONE IN THIS CLOSET HUEHUEHUE

Just... Fucking why? Guys? You guys?

>>17768216
see
>>17768177
If they offer suggestions, maybe, but we certainly shouldn't solicit them.

BR BR BROOM CLOSET HUE HUE HUE

Definitely NOT the closet thing

>>17768216

We're a fucking wreck right now. Going around giving gifts when everyone else is also probably reeling is not a good idea. No one is going to care at this point.

>>17768177
She punched the shit out of us and shouted the whole thing IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM. Half the fucking base was probably within earshot.

It's not a secret.

Let's check if Chris is in the closet.

>>17768222
HLQ ended early tonight so they are trying to get their BAD END sexual encounters somewhere else.

>>17768236
I don't know.
The rape trio seemed pretty fucking chill

>>17768222
Because we know planefag is screwing with us and want to see what he does.

>>17768236
seconding this.

>>17768248
doesn't really matter whether it's actually a secret or not, it's more about the propriety of the thing

>>17768236
That's actually quite a good point.

In that case, ask minna for suggestions perhaps?

We're fucking getting our plane ready to fly again, grab anyone whose willing, and we're fucking GOING TO THAT HOSPITAL TO PERSONALLY SEARCH FOR HER.

>>17768274
no we're not, that's stupid

Why are we still debating this and not GETTING THE BASE ENGINEERS TOGETHER AND FUCKING FLYING THEM OVER THERE FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU COCKSWAGGLING MOTHERFUCKERS JUST GET TO IT YOU BILGERAT FURRY FUCKS

>>17768272
We should probably give the stuff to her and let her handle the distribution.

>>17768274

Or we could do something sane instead.

Like try to pull the moves on our pantless, angry, female, magically empowered superior officer who hates our guts while locked in a broom closet.

>>17768262

They probably didn't know. Not until trude burst in and lashed out at us.

We didn't stick around to ask them anything either

Eh. Giving Minna her gift now seems appropriate, but giving out the rest just seems out of place.

We're already talking about it with her, and we know she's the caring and protective type, so she'd be the first person we'd want to ask for advice anyway. I say we discuss it with her.

>>17768278
>stupid
Then what are we waiting for?

>>17768278
I didn't see you complaining about just about EVERYTHING ELSE WE DID this quest.

>>17768272
>Ask Minna
Oh
That's a good idea.

Going to have to disagree with the trolls. Go talk to Trude, tell her to pack her shit, then go get Ian and Sean and head for London.

We might not be able to do much, but at least Trude can feel less helpless about the situation.

>>17768285
They have search teams already there, and do you have ant idea how many regs we would be breaking? The brass would love for us to give them an exscuse to court-martial us

>>17768285
They are drunk and our plane is full of holes and there are dedicated rescue services for this type of shit.

We could go personally with Sean and Ian maybe but we probably have more important things to contribute to the war effort and are also unlikely to serve much use.

>>17768315
She's got other responsibilities right now, and so do we. She needs to come to her senses and accept that.

>>17768248
Who knows what she shouted, we couldn't hear, and even if that is what she yelled. it wasn't to everyone.

Unless they bring it up themselves, it's best to not share personal information like that as it can and will make the person being talked about feel like an outsider and a subject of gosip, which is not something they want to feel right after such a huge loss.

and sharing the gifts now is exactly what we should do, the facade of normalcy /helps/ with emotional trauma it gives them something to cling to.

And then at the end of it all we get absolutely hammered, tell stories that will make us laugh and cry, and then no matter what after we pass out, we don't remember /anything/ of the previous night no matter how much pressure we may be under.

And no trying to hook up, that's just a terrible idea.

Ask minna for advice.


I still recommend leaving the schnapps on trude's bed for her to find.

>>17768315

After we try to cop a feel in this closet of course.

>finally make it to a Strikw Witches Quest thread on time
>oh wait I'm hanging out with my buddy tonight
Dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit dangit.

Do the most rational thing.

>>17768285

The black widow seats 3. It is also shot up.

3 fools, are not going to be of any use to emergency professionals.

And if you think the witches will abandon a Area of Responsibility to do engage in rescue work that already has actual professionals on the scene, I believe you severely underestimate their professionalism.

>Implying OP won't just ignore you all and go for the closet option
I know your game, OP.

>>17768315
Why does people having a different opinion to you make them trolls?

>>17768339

>on time

this is the second thread today mate.

>>17768335
Booze gifts are probably not a good idea now.

>>17768343
He'd fucking better.

If her sister is dead, she should be the one to bury her!

Well this went to hell pretty quickly. Half of us are in serious mode, half of us want to keep being silly, and another half keeps arguing. Yes, I know that's three halves, but fuck it.

Planefag is either the greatest troll I have ever seen or did not think this grimderp stuff out. Fun while it lasted though.

>>17768353
I was thinking that, but really, the sooner she realizes that the booze wasn't a factor in what happened the better.

>>17768345

Because that's the definition of anyone who disagrees with you on the internet?

Duh.

IF WE HADN'T GONE ON THE BOOZE RUN THEN NO ONE WOULD HAVE INTERCEPTED THOSE ROCKET BOMBS AND EVEN MORE PEOPLE WOULD BE DEAD. WE WERE IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME AND MADE A DIFFERENCE FOR SOME PEOPLE, AND MAYBE EVEN CHRIS.

Obviously Trude isn't going to listen to this now, but we at least shouldn't be too hard on ourselves.

"Which hospital?"

"Not sure the name... it's in North-East London-"

"Shit, I can put in at RAF Hornchurch and steal a motorcycle or something," you say, standing up. "I'll get Ian and Sean, we'll-"

"What are you going to do that the Brits can't?" Minna asks you. "You don't know anything about rescue work."

"What do you need to know to dig through rubble with a shovel!?" you say, going for the door. Minna slams her palm into the doorframe, blocking you with her arm.

"Man, the British know how to do THAT. They did plenty of it during the Blitz. I helped make a lot of that rubble, too, I should know."

"But-"

"Your plane is not airworthy and we've no transports to spare and if you try it I'll have the MPs haul you back trussed and gagged for going AWOL. All we can do is sit and wait."

Sit and wait. Loss of control is the hardest thing on earth for a pilot to accept and Minna clearly sees the anguish on your face.

"I'm sorry," she says quietly. "Listen, it's been a hard few days on everyone. You've been nominated for decorations, even, despite that. If you don't slow down, you'll burn out."

You close your eyes and sit on the bucket again, admitting defeat. Somehow, in the shadowed confines of the broom closet, it doesn't feel as humiliating to admit powerlessness.

And Minna's perfume smells quite nice, too.

"Minna, I think I say Chris in the closet!"

>>17768353
You are clearly under-appreciating the cathartic characteristics of heavy alcoholism.

>>17768339
Hahaha. Welcome to me last week, buddy.

"Okay, so SWQ is on this day. Wait, that's the day my friend is coming over. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

Moments like that make me appreciate the archives.

Which country has which Witch?

>>17768382
so it begins

When in doubt, whip it out.

>>17768382
well all we can do is get a bite to eat then try to get some sleep

with a pistol under the pillow

>>17768382
CRAZY IVAN

>>17768382
The closet locks from the outside. Minna closed it while both of us were inside.

>>17768382
ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT ABORT

>Gather crew
>SitRep

>>17768397
Just wiki it, its what I did.

>>17768382

This is a complete reversal over what happened after the martian raid. Now Minna is making us keep our shit together.

It is most certainly hug time.

>>17768382
Fuck no. We possibly kill her sister and now we're going to fuck her best friend and role model? No. I call bullshit. Give out presents. Go to bed. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

>>17768421
oh fuck......

Planefag is doing this isn't he

If Minna touches us blow the whistle

>>17768382
We need to catch up with Minna anyways. We can calm down and then go be Toga Santa. Possibly while wearing pants on our head. Pants Fairy?

>>17768382
Oh come on, we have to go for it. Make a move now and there's no down side. She's being nice, and even if she rejects us she can't get too mad cause we're upset about the hospital thing. It's perfect. We can even get some one-liner about speeding up and firing.

>>17768421
>>17768444
>...................................

>>17768441

Hug time it is.

Mention we got something for her and we'll want to pass it to her later.

>>17768441
Not so much a complete reversal; our reaction is stupid, but not as bad as hers was, especially considering we're not a commanding officer.

>>17768407
Yo, stop playin'

We ain't hitting on Wilcke. She might be the one who saved us but we fucking deserved It.
She's still cunt-class commander. Fuck that, we ain't no man-whore.
Besides, we have no idea If Patmmel gang left already

>>17768443
This. Dear gods. Not to mention I'm pretty sure we COULD get in severe trouble if we do anything stupid here. Think with our brains, people, not our crotches.

Did Minna just lock us in the broom closet?

>Walk out of closet
>Entire 501st leaning on the door

>>17768444
>>17768421
...planefag is you PapaN in disguise?

>>17768382

> "If you don't slow down, you'll burn out."

She has to know that if he ever slows down, he'll die.

Might as well take a few moments here and ask her about Trude and talk the shit to get his mind off the really shitty news.

Hell, give her her gift while you're at it by asking if she'd like to walk around for a bit whilst talking about Trude and other crap.

>>17768397
USA: Charlotte
Italy: Luccini
Japan: Sakamoto, Miyafuji
Britain: Lynette
France: Perrine
Germany: Minna, Trude, Erica
Russia: Sanya
Finland: Eila

>>17768472
No one's talking about hitting on her, just fucking her. And as for the brass
>no fucks given

>>17768472

>Both parties keeping each other sane.

Sounds like a war couple to me.

>>17768472
If GODFORBID Minna tries to assault us, we blow the whistle

>>17768491
DRAWFAG

Ok, we don't have to make a move on her.
But at the very least we have to come real fucking close to making a move, and then walk out.

>>17768397

Japs have Jap names
Gerty,Erica,Minna-Germany
Perrine-France
Charlotte-Murrica
Lucchini-Funny part of Italy
Sanya-Russia
Lynette-Britain
Eila-Finland

>>17768491
I would not be surprised at all

>>17768521
Dude, even if we wanted to, this really is not the time for it. Not anymore than when we were chewing her out post-raid.

>>17768491
This should happen.

>>17768382
I hate everyone who made writing that particular post necessary.

Once again this image holds true.

>>17768491
That or someone opens the door as soon as we make a move. There is no way boning Minna could end well.

>>17768382
If door is unlocked, present gift to Minna, then find Trude. We should be as tactful as we can: explain that we'd like to apologize for missing one, and that we'd like to stay with her for a while so that if she needs someone to talk to, or even just to beat up on, we can be there for her. Also, so that if/when they find her sister we can be the first to help her celebrate.

But if we're locked in the closet, I say Minna has a good point. We could use the time to take a nap.

>>17768556
Which people? The "let's dig her out" crowd or let's fuck Minna" crowd?

>>17768382

That strikes you as quite odd, for some reason. Minna, wearing perfume? The She-Satan, Blackmailer of Patton, Scourge Of The Base? Sure, you checked out her legs at every opportunity, but you inherently assumed she'd use them to crack your skull like a walnut if you tried anything stupid. Complete with the nasty, sick cracking sounds and the image of your grey matter being shredded and squished out of the ugly fractures, in fact.

You haven't really thought of her as a person that much... any more then you thought of those girls in the bath room as battle veterans with multiple kills apiece to their name. In other words, any kind of threat.

And yeah, you're in a broom closet with her, now.

The woman who just saved your ass from a court-martial. Who doesn't want you on the base at all... and is now in a perfect position to feed your sorry ass to the wolves.

Oh.

Oh *shit.* Yeah. Didn't think of that angle. Just handed her ammo, didn't you? Just handed her an entire fucking bazooka and now you're staring at her legs and sweet *jesus* look at those legs no no look DOWN fuck we're in a closet you look down and see nothing but more legs sweet Christ she's got nice ankles and if she sees you blushing she'll break your own foot off in your ass oh shit oh fuck oh doom on you.

You take a deep breath to steady yourself and just get more perfume in your nostrils and you know if you speak your voice won't be quite steady and why the HELL is she still in this closet?

>Make a move
>Get "My boyfriend is Deeeaaaddd"

>>17768563
Which is exactly why we should do it.

>>17768573
CRAZY IVAN
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[x] eject.

>>17768574
He's with Trude's sister now. I bet they're totally doing it.

>>17768573
so....uhhh.....mind giving me a bit of room so i can get the door, or are we gonna stay in here all day?

>>17768573
DEM LEGS

>>17768573
ABORT THE MISSION

BLOW THE WHISTLE

BLOW IT. WE HAVE IT FOR A REASON

I swear to god, if we don't get out of the closet soon it's time to blow the rape whistle.

>Sure, you checked out her legs at every opportunity, but you inherently assumed she'd use them to crack your skull like a walnut if you tried anything stupid. Complete with the nasty, sick cracking sounds and the image of your grey matter being shredded and squished out of the ugly fractures, in fact.

>>17768573

>Watching with bated breath

>>17768573
MC FORESAW A TRAP

MC USES RAPE-WHISTLE.

>>17768596
CRAZY IVAN
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>>17768421
>>17768421
>>17768421
>>17768421

Damn I hate having shit to do mid-quest

>the courage to post your terrible drawfag skills

Ten bucks says Minna is doing this on purpose to test us. TEN OF THE DOLLARS.

>>17768627
NO.
GOD DAMN YOU >>17768421 YOU ARE GIVING PLANEFAG IDEAS

>>17768572
The "dig her out" crowd. the idea was dumb and they should feel dumb for suggesting it.

there was no way we'd be able to go, it was nowhere near us, there are literally /more/ unskilled rescue workers available in the city where the bomb landed than they could possibly use, and our "gnome powers" would be of absolutely no help despite their insistence that it'd solve the problem.

>>17768573
CRAZY IVAN
CRAZY IVAN
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>>17768573
Yes, we get it planefag. You're going t get it so close and then minna's going to walk out and lock us in there.

>>17768627
>>17768627
>>17768627
Oh you bastard.

>>17768627
Well I guess we now know what direction we're heading in.

>>17768627
Oh you

"...I need an adult..."

>>17768640
That's what we should be doing to her

>>17768627

>I like where this is going

>>17768627
OI
What's with that reaction?
You should've ignored It.
OI, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE
OI

>>17768655
"I am a adult"

doordate which

Why does captcha seem related.

>Inb4 door opens
>Inb4 Rommel slips in
>Inb4 "shhhhh"

*Entire squadron listen to us trying to break out of closet*
"Wow, they are doing it pretty hard!"

>>17768655

>>17768678
These THISTHISTHIS

>>17768684
DAMN IT

>>17768684
Oh god I can see that happening....

>>17768627

>>17768627
>>17768573

>>17768573

You're about to ask, but again, your voice will crack and reveal you to be as flustered as a fucking 12 year old virgin on his first date in daddy's pickup truck.

"Are you okay?" Minna is asking.

"Uhmmurrmfinemmhmm," you mutter, pinching your temples dramatically. "Headacheyahknowmmmhmm."

Minna seems to shrug, and relief floods you as she turn the knob.

Or tries to. The doorknob rattles loudly, and Minna curses under her breath.

"Ah, damn. I think I locked us in."

You bear down on the surge of panic with all your might. You can control a fighter plane with 4,000 combined horsepower through violent, edge-of-envelope maneuvers, you can face death in the eye and kick its ass, so there is no fucking way you're going to bitch out because you're locked in a closet with a *skirt.* Fuck, they used to do this for FUN back in high school!

"RightwhellbadIguess," you mutter, too low for your voice to reveal you.

"You have a pocketknife to jimmy it with? I don't have any pockets to keep one in."

"Shurrighthere," you mutter. Casually. You're fishing around for it, growing more and more frantic as you fail to locate it, but finally the cool touch of metal on your fingertips soothes you, and you draw it.

And that's when Minna steps behind you and touches your hair.

"Why is your hair wet?"

>>17768730
Oh boy.

Hey how can we see what she looks like anyway? How well-lit is this broom closet?

>>17768730
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Now let's jimmy HER lock.

>>17768730
RAIN! IT'S RAINING TODAY

Okay so Trude punched us because she seems to believe we could have got all the buzz bombs if we hadn't loaded up with precious booze.
Which is true, of course. But if we hadn't, we wouldn't have needed to leave the base quite so quickly. We would have missed the bombs entirely. There wouldn't even BE rubble.

tl;dr We should go to her, give her the schnapps, and tell her 'Shit happens.'
>>17768730
After we have a heart attack.
>KICK THE DOOR OUT

>>17768730
we gon get raped.

Let's try to get away anyway.

>>17768730

F5F5F5F5

>>17768730
WHISTLE
WHISTLE GODDAMNIT
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>17768730
We must use WIZARD powers to OPEN DOOR.
This door. This door. This door. THIS DOOR THIS DOOR THIS DOOR-

>>17768730

well escape from the closet when she throws us through the door. SROBLEM POLVED.

>>17768730

>>17768751
"Wasrainingoutsideyknowhowweatherisandstuff..."

>>17768730
DIVE DIVE DIVE HIT YOUR BURNERS PILOT
CRAZY IVAN
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>>17768730
smelledfilthyafterthreedaysoffighting. tookabath

>>17768730
EFF FIVE

>>17768730
ABORT MOTHERFUCKER. We are BEING. TROLLED. This is -vengeance- for our tomfoolery.

besides, we have a Trude to find and get smashed.

>>17768730

>>17768730

F5F5F5F5F5

>>17768730
brush off the question, just don't answer it
and more importantly: this
>>17768790

>>17768730
"Oh I didn't get to tell you, you guys have really nice bathing facilities here, real top of the line. Even has it's own pool witches too, real blast."

What was all that noise about not giving fucks? We give one, begrudgingly by some of you, and now we act like a fucking paladin of the chastity belt, christ, children in here today.

Let's do it, planefag, and by it, I mean Minna.

>>17768790
Are... are you saying that we didn't actually hit the hospital? PLAAAAANEFAAAAG.

>>17768730
I NEED AN ADULT.

NOOOOOOOO
WAIT I GOT THIS
SEAN
SEAN, THAT RETARD AND HIS STUPID PRANKS IT'S MAN THING YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND NOW LET ME KICK THOSE DOOR

>>17768730
3 months old laptop and I'm already ruining the F5 key.

>>17768730
>inb4 we accidentally grab her breasts
>inb4 she goes total tsun~tsun~

>>17768801
More the idea of statutory-raping our CO right on the heels of an emotion bomb, I think.

>>17768801
this

Why can't you just tell her you took a bath? We went where Yoshika told us to.

>>17768761
>>17768763
Yes please. Both. At once. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE.

>>17768801
Going with this.

>>17768730

An electric thrill goes through your spine from top-to-bottom as Minna runs her delicate fingers over your scalp. You're not sure if it's pleasure or fear, however.

You were going to tell Minna about the whole bath incident, but, you know, over the radio, from fifteen-thousand feet, after she'd run out of ammo and was low on magic.

Maybe.

Not in a broom closet with her close enough to reach into your chest and rip your heart out with magic punches capable of cracking ribcages open.

"I... took a bath."

"... where?" Minna asks, in that same dangerously quiet tone of voice she just used when blackmailing a two-star general.

"In water."

You feel Minna's breath on your neck, and you tremble with - something. Terror. Or lust. Or god help you, lust BORN of terror? Is that - that can't - really hard to think right now and -

"You took a bath... with my girls..." her voice is dangerously soft. "You are clinically braindead." Her hand falls on your hip, and that is when Shit. Gets. Real.

>>17768815
Yeah. Seriously, career ending move, guys.

>>17768801
We're almost positive she's setting us up just to walk out of here, so why not nip that in the bud and see how she reacts to this. force her hand and find out how invested she is in it

>>17768730
Took a bath because three days without was far too long, wore a blindfold to avoid accidental peeping, wore my pants to avoid reverse peeping.

>>17768838
Oh, thank god, she just went for the pistol.

>>17768838
GAAAAAAH

CALLING IT NOW: PLANEFAG GOES CLIFFHANGER HERE

>>17768838
>>17768838
>>17768838
OH NO.

Dammit PlaneFag I am sitting in the front row of a lecture and these last two threads have had me crying I'm trying not to laugh so hard. Everyone around me thinks I'm crazy. Your fault.

>>17768815
One of the archived threads had her listed as 18, which is legal in AMERICA and Germany. So where did the statutory rape shit come from? Also, we fuck with our COs at every chance, time to step it up a notch and actually fuck one, and I don't know about you, but Minna has nicer TnA than Patton. Could just be me though.

>>17768838
inb4 she suplexes us. We didn't even take her purse!

>>17768838
She's gonna use us to break down the door isn't she?
She's gonna pick us up andbash that door down with our head.
And then it actually gets bad.

>>17768838

>>17768838
WHISTLE!
WHIIIIISTLLLLLLE

>>17768838
There was a blindfold!

>>17768838
PANTS
WE WORE PANTS
AND A BLINDFOLD UNTIL CHARLOTTE TOOK IT

>>17768838
WHISTLE WHISTLE WHISTLE!
OH GOD WHERE IS ROMMEL?

so much f5

fuck the people saying he's trolling. You guys are f5ing it all too.

>>17768838

POST FASTER YOU...YOU PLANEFAGGG

>>17768838
Oh boy. We're totally gonna die. And totally get off on it.

>>17768730

Oh lordy

This is all one big cockamamie revenge scheme for stealing her memo-pad. Calling it now.

>>17768886
I am using Hokuto F5 Seiken, motherfucker.

>>17768838
Well not really. We tried to take a bath, and those crazy bints wouldn't leave us alone. We eventually had to leave - before even being able to get clean - and that's when Trude comes in and wallops us. A real great crowd you've got her, sir.

>>17768838
Why, Planefag? Why? We told about the running the fuck away, blowing the whistle, lie like a pro.
And THAT'S what we get?
LEt me us an emoticon
:-(

>>17768887
YOU DOUBLE PLANEFAG

Oh dear mother of god and all her wacky nephews, we are fucked.

>>17768730
I NEED AN ADULT

>pic related, it's our face

>>17768895
Do we have that on us? It'd be a great time to pull it out.

inb4
NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST

>>17768838
She's going to shoot us with our own pistol, isn't she?

USE G-MAGwait
USE G-FORCE TO BREAK THE GUN
AND THE LOCK
AND TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE

>>17768929
Oh god.
She wants it to look like a suicide. That's why we are in the closet!

>>17768919
She'd just ram it down our throat, or use it to castrate us or something. We don't need to hand her any weapons

We could swarm the Martians all the way back to the red planet with all the F5s in this thread.

Guys, we can't run now. We need to stand like men and explain this to her.

If, you know, we don't s-s-stutter and slur every single bloody word.

Oh right, we're a GNOME! We can just make the gun fall apart when she reaches for it.

inb4 "I heard you were into erotic asphyxiation..."

>>17768881
This is exactly the kind of terrified, believable thing we could/should say in this situation. I vote for this.

But I'm totally fine with seeing how PF plays this out.

>>17768954

Doesn't help when she starts throttling us!

>>17768838

sorryihadnoideayokoshikojustsaidgotothebasement

ohgodohgodigotyouthiswatchdontkillme

>>17768958
STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS

>>17768954
Stop using that word

Seriously

WAIT,
We Are A Gnome.
This lock shouldn't be able to hold a gnome.
We use our gnome powers on the lock, take off running, then switch pursuers with Rommel.
At least Patton doesn't have superpowers (that we know of)

TURN AROUND STARE DEATH IN THE EYE

>>17768838
Miyafuji was the one that sent us down there.

Slow the rape train already.

>inb4 Trude opens the door and punching us again for trying to sexing up her commander

So about that whistle...

>>17768990
>Imokaywiththis.jpg

Are we going to three threads again, planefag?

WE'RE DEAD

>>17769022
>three
At this rate we'll make six.

>>17769022
It's only 10:30, so it's not out of the question

>>17768838

You shove yourself off the door as hard as possible, slamming Minna into the back wall of the closet. She yelps in surprise and squirms against you deliciously, which fuels your terrorlust to unprecedented heights.

IT IS TIME TO BUG THE FUCK OUT. You crouch, let yourself fall forward, and at a forty-five degree angle you launch yourself at the door like a rocket sled on rails. You hurtle towards the door with more force then an entire aircrew entering the mess on Taco Night.

You score a direct THUDDing hit, shattering the lock like flimsy glass, and you hear multiple secondaries thumping to the floor as you launch over a pile of sprawling Witches who had their ears pressed to the door. You execute a perfect one-point landing on your face, bruising your wounded jaw on the wooden floor, and nearly levitate to your feet, running down the hall faster then a PFC when he sees the sergeant coming with a mop. You take the first corner a little too fast, and your feet nearly go out from under you, but you recover in the nick of time and beat feet further into the castle, running for all you're worth.

Finally, you pause by a dead ficus in a sadly-neglected pot and take a few deep breaths.

"I've never seen somebody run that fast with a boner."

You spin like a dervish and plant your fist right in the steel visor of a knight's helmet.

>>17769043
ESCAPE

>>17769043

>>17769043
>wrong picture goddamit
>FUCKING CATCHPA

>>17769043
>"I've never seen somebody run that fast with a boner."

>>17769043
Never run for your life with a boner.

>>17769043
Ow
Wait. THE BOOZE CHECK THE BOOZE!

>>17769043
God damn it Ian

>>17769043
so THATS where Rommel ended up!

>>17769043
The witches at the door were going to let their CO murder us? So much for friends...

>>17769043
Well, we survived.
Fuck you Sean, we're giving Trude the schnapps.
We still have the schapps, yes?

SERIOUSLY IAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING IN A SUIT OF ARMOR

>>17769043

>Pile of sprawling witches.

Oh god, we will never hear the end of this.

>>17769043
Oh boy...
I don't even have words.

Also inb4 Erica.

>>17769069
listen her sex us up more like

>>17769043
Which ones were listening? All of them? All but Trude and Minna I mean?

>>17769043
Minna will now try to get you alone as much as possible, good job guys, out Tsundere CO is now a yandere CO

>>17769043
Oh look who's back!

>steel visor of a knight's helmet.
Godfuckindammit would you stop wearing this SPAM can and walk like a normal man.
Like me, for example?

>>17769043
Good show planefag.

oh god planefag I love you

>>17769086
>implying that's bad

we have a guaranteed wingma-er.. wingWitch

>>17769082
No kidding, rereading
>>17768838
the hand falling on the hip seems much more likely to be her going in for a kiss than reaching for a gun. We should have given her a quick peck before taking off at least.

>>17769043

>>17769043
GOTTAGOFAST

Also, I'm suddenly reminded of this picture.

>>17769110
See, Charlotte? Sure. Sakabroto, maybe if she were drunk enough? Motherfucking Wilcke, the moon-faced assassin of joy? NO.

>>17769043

>>17769043
One of two things happened. Either we avoided being killed, or now she is disappointed and thinks we're gay.

we must find a secret place to sleep tonight!

>>17769043
And this is why we're here. Heh. Good show.

>>17769137
Sean's room?

>>17769137

Minna's room! She'd never suspect it!

>thinks we're gay.
WORKS FOR US

>>17769043

"FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU SO MUCH," you snarl, clutching your bruised hand as Ian chuckles from inside the suit of armor. "What are you doing in that shit anyway you son of a bitch seriously."

"I'm-" he pauses, cocks his head, then stands stiff at attention.

Perrine walks around the corner, and comes to a halt, staring at you, still leaning against the wall, cradling your bruised knuckles.

"What..." she shakes her head, as if that's a question she's given up trying to answer. "Have you seen Ian?"

You jerk your head at the armor. "He's inside that thing."

Perrine snorts. "That's a badly overplayed trope used in low culture crap. Ian would never stoop to a ploy so hackneyed. You should learn your crew better, if you really consider yourself their leader." Sniffing a bit at you, she stalks past, every inch the perfectly coiffed French beauty.

Exactly three seconds after she's out of sight, you lunge for the far wall as Ian's armored foot tries to make contact with your ass.

"Motherfucker."

"I am to please. What the hell is that all about?"

"I could ask you the same question."

"Rank, motherfucker. Do you speak it? You first."

"We're the same rank."

"But I'm a pilot."

"So am I, asshole!"

"I'm an ace."

"We all got credit for those. Asshole."

"Well.... fuck you."

Initiate mode: GOTTA GO FAST

>>17769137
Fuck that, instead we're getting hammered with trude, and then passing out in an unspecified location (read as "the nearest place that looks warm and comfy")

>>17769150
Just as long as she doesn't tell anybody else.

>>17769144

Still need to pass her the watch!

Her room it is!

>>17769144
OH GOD THIS THE BEST IDEA ALL NIGHT

>>17769131
I'm fine with that, no one deserves to put up with her bullshit.

>>17769156
rock paper scissors?

>>17769156
We need a fucking drink. Presto.

Yes, Trude will catch us and she'll flip even more, but FUCK.

>>17769156
Heh. So I guess we explain now.

>>17769156
>Perrine looking for Ian
>Ian in suit of armor
"...Oh"

>>17769156
Find trude

Get wasted

maybe she'll help you not die so slowly.

>>17769156
Kick him the codpiece, Then get booze. God you need a drink.

>>17769144
We can hang a hammock over her bed!,
We just paint the underside to look exactly like her ceiling. Genius. Pure genius.

>>17769144
>>17769144
It's foolproof

>>17769161
>the nearest place that looks warm and comfy
Trude's ass, if we're lucky

>>17769043
So are we still hoping to patch things up with the old girlfriend that was mentioned a while ago or are we afraid that all of the witches like it rough?

Captcha: tents. Of a sort.

>>17769156
Oh great, Perrine's got a crush on Ian. I can honestly say that I didn't see this coming.

...wait. Does this mean we can throw a few back with Sakamoto without getting choked again?

>>17769156
>Ian would never stoop to a ploy so hackneyed.
Does Perrine want some Ian too? I thought she was Sakamotosexual only.

>>17769043
Too much to do right now. Trude's pissed that we missed the buzz bomb that may have killed her sister, we just flatbacked half the base while they were eavesdropping on our little chat just now, and Minna may or may not want to slice our cockles off and feed them to us for taking a bath in the same room as her subordinates.

I vote to leave the watch in Minna's office with a note saying something to the effect of "I love you when you scare the shit out of me", and try to spend the rest of the day not getting killed.

>Report situation to Ian

>>17769209
>>17769211

An affair doesn't count in paris, she wants BOTH

Ian, We both have girl problems of a major sort.

From now on we are gay and have been since the beginning of our enlistment terms.

That ought to throw the wwitches off our tails

>>17769201
It can't fail.

Ian's adventures must be pretty damn interesting, not to mention that they're still infinitely safer than ours.

I wonder what kind of adventures Sean has

>>17769216

yes. Yes! YES!

>>17769201
That works.
But after we go see Trude. A Witch that blames us for 'missing, presumed dead' is not a Witch we want backing us up during ALIUMS!

>>17769232

We ain't gonna do Mass Effect 3 here

fucking minnafags "oh ho ho if we play it off as trolling in our votes we can get the quest to do tsundere antics and then we get our waifu huhuhu so sneaky" at least trudefags are just like [x]find trude. a little goddamn dignity.


anyway, [x] ask Ian what the hell is up with perrine. yeah shes crazy but its been days whys he still getting hunted.

>>17769232
No goddamn way, we need to be seen as asexual by her, the US Army did not like homosexuals during that time, and they sometimes would throw them out on their ass.

>>17769216
I support this course of action.

>>17769216
This. Let the trolling of Minna continue.

But seriously, back on task, locate schnapps, give to Trude. That's enough Officer-related excitement for one day.

>>17769232
Do you really want to risk turning them all into fujoshi?

>>17769201
WE DO THIS

>>17769216

Are you sure you want to encourage it?

She'll be hiding in our plane with a knife next because she thinks we get off on it. Which maybe we do but that isn't the point.

>>17769259

and the brits were wirse you could get your bits snipped.

>>17769277
Hey, as the Witches and the WAC prove, you don't need a penis to be a hot-shot pilot.

>>17769263
Drop off booze in Trude's room if she is not present. THEN gifts.

>>17769156

Ian smirks inside his helmet - you don't see it, but you know he's doing it. Upon your admission of defeat, he graciously takes the lead. "Well, uh, Perrine is stalking me."

You take a second to process that. "No shit?"

"No shit."

You tell him what happened to you, and he raises the visor of the helmet to stare at you. "So let me get this straight. You're almost pseudo-raped by three women, manage to cannonball-kid your way out of it, get punched in the mouth by Gertrude because she thinks we dun goofed, then you get locked in a broom closet with a redhead with a pert mouth and legs that go all the way up, and then you bodyslam your way out of there and flee for your life."

You nod.

"Mac," Ian says seriously, "you are gay."

You snort. "Look who's fucking talking. I didn't don a suit of goddamn armor to keep the filthy women's hands off me."

"She choked you, man!" Ian exclaims. "Like, once I can understand, who doesn't want to choke a prick like you, but all that shit on-base at Eastchurch and I got to thinking, you know, she eats her mates or only fucks what she kills or perhaps she sucks your soul out WHILE fucking you, like a succubus or something."

You sigh and cross your arms. "Jesus, you wuss, she's not that bad. What's got you so paranoid?"

"That's exactly what they said before Martian landing capsules hit our outer atmosphere, remember?"

Well, shit, he's got a point there.

>>17769277
No, our government merely had you pumped full of various cocktails of drugs. Like what was done to Turing

So, I've only just remembered this was on again tonight and caught up. I gotta say, digesting this all at once use a non-stop laugh riot. Kudos, planefag.

>>17769317
you missed a thread

>>17769309
We're a Mac! Interesting.

>>17769303
You know, now that I think about it, is that wise?
I mean, if in Trude's current illogical state, she equated our being loaded down with booze as being part of the reason for us not being able to take down those buzz bombs, then wouldn't leaving alcohol in her room only set her off even worse? Wouldn't it seem like a taunt to her in her emotion-addled perception?
"Here's the alcohol you wanted, that partially led to your sister's death!"

>>17769309
Is this the first time we hear our name? Or is he using the term Mac like a trucker would?

>>17769334
Nope, realized this wasn't the first one and read that too. Then came right back here.

>>17769309
We're not gay. We just don't like the idea of getting raped in the ass in prison. Which is where we'd be if we fucked jailbait.

Get Ian out of that suit of armor, it looks ridiculous.

>>17769309
I didn't want to put up with the repercussions of having slept with a sizable amount of the combat forces here, because you and I both know there would be.

>>17769309
So we're trying to remain loyal to our old girl?

>>17769309
"Anyone but Minna, yes, I agree."
NOW FUCK IAN WE GOT A TRUDE TO CHEER UP OR LEAST MAKE NOT MAD AT US.

>>17769309

>Mac

Is that a subjective pronoun (dude) or the MCs name?

>>17769339
you're right

We spike her drink first.

Then she won't care cause she's already drunk, and will drink more.

By the time she sobers up, the alcohol being there will simply be accepted.

Mac, Mate, Bro, etc

>>17769352
Minna is 18. But Trude is OTP and 15 so yeah.

>>17769352

Minna's not jailbait though.

She is, however, our CO now and also terrifies us. Deeply.

>>17769352
They are likely ALL technically legal, given they are flying around and killing aliums. And drinking.

>>17769309

"Where's Sean?"

"Working his way through the booze down in the workshops with Sakamoto and the ground crews, if I don't miss my guess," he replies. "Once everyone is too drunk to stand I figure he'll wander back up here looking for something else to do."

"Enough of that going around," you mutter. "What the hell did we stick our necks into, here?"

"Damned if I know."

Well, you've got a few choices to make.

>Drop off gifts or deliver personally? Do you want to confront a few Witches right now?
>Delayed troll plots to put into motion?
>New ones?
>Talk to your crew about the, um, er, gnomes?

>>17769339
The sooner she gets over that particular irrational train of thought the better

>>17769378

And turns us on at the same time

>>17769370
>>17769378

Fucking our CO is an even worse idea than fucking jailbait. At least we'd get sent to prison if we fucked the jailbait. We'd probably just get shot if we fucked Minna.

>>17769368
That is now the NEW most retarded thing I've heard this week.

>>17769386
Trude.

Talk about our gnomey powers

>GO TO YOUR ROOM.
>HIDE SCHNAPPS

>GET TOGA'D
>PRESENTS
>GET HAMMERED WITH MECHANICS
>PASS OUT IN RANDOM [WITCH'S] BED

>>17769365

It's the 1940s equivalent of "Dude." Watch enough bad old John Wayne propaganda movies and you'll see it.

Though they do occasionally spawn great lines like "My natural dislike for you is slowly growing into a great hate."

>>17769386

Drop gifts and make up amusing convos with each witches.

Or just make funnies with gnomes

>>17769399
I don't know what you're talking about. That seems like a great idea to me.

>>17769386
ALL OF THE ABOVE

Its time for Toga Santa to get his trollface on.

>>17769386
Make a new damn thread.

Also, gifts. Get it over with.

>>17769386

Gifts! Make the rounds. Hopefully without the raging hard-on. That will be hard to explain.

Leave minna's and trude for last.

>>17769386
Talk to them about meeting the crazy shopkeeper. Maybe they'll get a laugh from it. Besides, I think we need to hide out for at least a half hour until Minna calms down.

>>17769386
PRESENTS!

>>17769386

{x} talk about the gnomes

that is a huge shitstorm just waiting to open up in the sky above us. all three of us need to have our story straight BEFORE its eyeball deep.

>>17769413
This, only nix on gnomes for now.

>>17769370
>But Trude is OTP and 15
Trude is 18.

>>17769414
>>17769410
After all the shit the sparkle girls have put us through over the last 15 minutes I think we should hold off on the presents for now. Make them come to us if they want them.

>>17769386
Personal delivery gifts! Also assure everyone we are totally not gay! Not that there's anything wrong with that.

>>17769386
Go drinking with the ground crews, leave watch in minnas office with a note

>>17769386
Give out gifts and end the night with Trude and schnapps

>>17769386
Can't stop now, there is trolling to be done!
In the form of gift giving.

>>17769386

Let's hold off on the g-word shit for now. Deliver the gifts in person. Try to talk to as many witches as possible individually and with some measure of sanity.

Save Minna and Trude for last.

Drink a few with Sean. For courage.
Then deliver personally.

This is failproof

>>17769425
Well, I feel foolish.

It's time to be Santa. Let's give rounds of gifts, ending with trude, because i predict we will be smashed (literally or figuratively, possibly both) after that encounter.

>>17769432
This, but only as Toga-claus.

>>17769386
[x] visit Trude. But don't wave the booze in her face until we chat a little. The sooner we deal with her shit the better.

>>17769386
We give all of the gifts but to the wrong people.

>>17769386
Hand out the gifts personally. The damn things nearly got us court-martialled by Patton, we'd better make sure the damn thigs are appreciated.

>>17769432

Drinks with Sean sounds good.

Should probably check on Trude.
Pull the "If we hadn't have gone then all the bombers would have made it through" if she starts trying to kill us

>get sakamaoto drunk
>THIS in the morning

>>17769386
Well, delivering Minna's gift should wait for now, since we narrowly escaped.

Maybe it would be good to talk Trude through things a little, without sounding like a dick or anything. She may blame us, but that's all the more reason to be supportive.

>>17769386
Hide the schnapps, save it and Trude for last so she can calm down.
Hand out everyone's requested items.

>>17769467

SakamotoxHijikata OTP

>>17769455
I kinda wanna do the Toga Santa thing, but saving Trude for last. That way we can have a nice chat with her, give our side of the story, talk about lost battle-brothers, the works

>>17769469

We should probably talk to Trude yeah.

>Deliver presents
Guuuuys, we just knocked them all over fleeing Minna's rape/murder attempt.
We should hide out with Trude, or go drinking. We can do presents tomorrow.

f5 f5 f5 f5 f5

We still need to show Perrine that picture some time later on

New thread?

Get drunk. Pray you don't wake up in Minna's bed with you hands and legs bound

Did planefag crash?

>>17769526

By plastering a blown up billboard sized version of it on the outside of the castle I hope.

>>17769575

No.

>>17769575
Only if Luke's byline is similarly enlarged and attached to the image.

>>17769575
>>17769584
Yes.

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New thread?

>>17769604
>>17769575
DO IT.

Get one of the other witches to help

>>17769575
no.

just frame a copy of the paper and put it up in the lounge.

act like its always been there

>>17769386
Santa time. Make sure to give minna her present in person.

>>17769624
>get Sakamoto to help

>>17769626
I wonder how long we could survive doing that before Minna fed us our own balls through our eye sockets.

>>17769626
>just frame a copy of the paper and put it up in the lounge.
Wasn't Sean going to do that already, though?

Wait, who ever said that Minna was actually going do us any harm? Did anyone think to... you know, EXPLAIN shit before flipping the fuck out? We had a perfectly valid explanation for the whole thing. This is the reason we keep getting in trouble.

Maybe we should make it a point to try and explain some shit to people. You know. Calmly. Starting with Trude. Remember: kindness and support.

>>17769653
Pilot.

>>17769653

The freakout was perfectly IC, though.

>>17769653
Well, she used the Quiet Murder Voice while she was a tenth-second from having a perfect grip on our delicate, crushable skull.

I think that the flipping out was entirely justified.

>>17769653
Considering the luck we've had, I wouldn't take any goddamn chances either.

>>17769652
well, then. we get another copy framed and put it up in the hangars for the groundcrew.

eventually we build up a shrine of war artifacts in the hangar.
if only we didnt relinquish that lighter

>>17769653
>>17769665

And the fact that we were having a sudden gear shift from kind of wanting to bang her in the broom closet to being mortally afraid. And she was sending mixed signals.

>>17769653
>Wait, who ever said that Minna was actually going do us any harm?
It was the alternative that we were afraid of.
Mostly because it was on her terms, not ours.

NEW THREAD

>>17769684

So... While we wait...

How many suits of armor could we fit in a B-52

>>17769673
The lighter was a worthy sacrifice for Rommelface.