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  • File : 1297554301.png-(38 KB, 252x252, planetthumb.png)
    38 KB Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:45 No.13878831  
    You are a planet.
    You are a barren rock now, but your sun is young, you could conceivably be any kind of planet if you try hard.
    What do?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:45 No.13878843
    Fuck our sun, let's become a rogue planet.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:45 No.13878844
    I grow as big as I can, so that some asshole scientists in a few billion years can't declare me no longer a planet.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:46 No.13878850
    Devour our sun, and grow, become the biggest thing ever.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:46 No.13878851
    Disregard lifeforms, acquire satellites
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:47 No.13878873
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    I loled.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:47 No.13878876
    We need rings you guys. Rings totally rule.

    Also how many planets are there in the system?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:48 No.13878877
    >read image name

    We are planet Thumb! What now, compatres?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:48 No.13878880
    increase density
    start producing coal
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:49 No.13878890
    Implode and take that fucker with the huge asteroid belt and his stupid "life forms" with me.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:49 No.13878896
    >>13878880

    shouldn't we stay away from fossils for the time being? It only leads to us being raided for it!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:50 No.13878903
    >>13878843 rogue planet
    This sounds like an idea. You consider doing so...
    >>13878844 grow
    You think you're already pretty large, but just in case, you spend a few hundred thousand years gathering rocks to increase your mass. You are now a ROCKY MINOR PLANET, but could be larger.
    >>13878850 devour the sun
    That seems risky. You ask the sun about it and he says "JUST TRY IT MOTHER FUCKER." He is much bigger than you; it seems like a bad decision.
    >>13878851 Disregard lifeforms, acquire satellites
    Fuck yeah, who needs life? That's for old planets anyways. Satellites! You capture a planet, which is around 9% your radius and 0.07% your mass.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:50 No.13878905
    >>13878876
    We should have 2 sets of rings at 90 degree angles, that'd be totally rad.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:51 No.13878908
    >>13878896
    yeah, but we also make bitchin diamonds
    be blinged out, yo
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:52 No.13878920
    ooh ooh!

    lets let a few volcanos rise up, start spewing out multicolored gasses into our atmosphere
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:52 No.13878924
    >>13878908

    True. Diamonds it is!

    Also, increase gravity to a high gravity enviroment by gathering more mass, and increase rotation.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:53 No.13878934
    PlanetQuest?

    Well, better than ZeonQuest or ZergQuest when it started becoming faggy. (read: after the fourth thread.)
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:54 No.13878945
    GET HIT BY ASTEROIDS!!! HOPE FOR AMINO ACIDS TO GROW LIFEFORMS!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:55 No.13878951
    What do you think about this water thing? It makes these white crystal things or pools of liquid or vapor like woah you can have all three at a time on the surface. And it reaches highest density as a liquid and doesn't afraid of anything. We should get some of that shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:56 No.13878959
    Change shape into a cube.
    Freak everyone out.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:56 No.13878960
    >>13878951
    Support life then get raped by sapient being for our resources
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:56 No.13878962
    >>13878951
    yeah, but all the bodies of water are connected by tunnels through the earth
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:56 No.13878963
    >>13878951

    Water? Can't we base our lifeforms on silicone, please?

    The last water guys nuked themself from orbit!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:56 No.13878965
    >>13878876
    Agreed! You call over a comet, say "YO DICKHEAD YOU CAN'T HIT THIS," he crashes into you, sending debris into your orbit. Nice.

    >>13878877
    Planet Thumb! Excellent name. Of course, intelligent species either native or foreign might give it a different one...
    There are 4 planets in the system. The one closest to the sun is almost your size, but all toasty. The one next farther out is a tiny rock not worth mentioning, the next one is you, not quite as big as the earth but not as scrawny as pluto, and the one furthest out is a subgiant with a thick atmosphere.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:56 No.13878968
    Can I be a Jungle death world so badass that catachans declare me unlivable?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:56 No.13878972
    >>13878951
    Then we'll be covered by life forms. I think we should just try to grow. Although, maybe we could use these life forms to distract the sun so we might devour it? Either way, more mass.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:56 No.13878973
    >>13878903
    >which is around 9% your radius and 0.07% your mass.
    None of the lady planets are going to be impressed with a pitiful moon like that, increase density.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:56 No.13878975
    >>13878951
    Hell yeah! Water! I love that guy! He's so fun at parties, like this one time, yeah, he got sooooo drunk that he froze FROM THE TOP DOWN! Right in front of everyone!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:57 No.13878979
    >>13878831
    This is not how astronomy works.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:58 No.13878988
    INTERCEPT COMET

    ACQUIRE LIQUID WATER
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:59 No.13879001
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    Forge world.

    Ohh, sink your big strong machines into me tech priests~
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:59 No.13879003
    Fall into our star, choking off its ability to continue fusion and murdering it billions of years before its time.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)18:59 No.13879010
    know what?
    mercury core
    FUCK THE HATERS
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:00 No.13879013
    >>13879003
    Not yet, we aren't large enough to survive the conflict! Continue to devour thing, however. Do any other planets have life?
    >> Engineer Guy 02/12/11(Sat)19:01 No.13879021
    Oh another planet-quest!

    Sweet!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:01 No.13879023
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    >>13878979
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:01 No.13879024
    >>13878965
    Fuck yeah rings. We're rocking this shit.
    Speaking of rock, are we completely solidified yet? Or are we kind of a slurry mix of molten metals with a crunchy crust?
    I think we should get ourselves some strong convections in our mantle. Get that magma pumping and the volcanoes blowing. Atmosphere rich in carbon monoxide and sulphides. Nice.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:01 No.13879026
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    >>13878979

    I'M A PLANET!

    YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID°
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:01 No.13879029
    >>13878945
    >>13878924
    You fly into some more asteroids and gain more mass. You are now mars-sized. You also speed up your rotation.
    >>13878920
    Excellent idea! You spew out gases and form an atmosphere. You are now pretty colors
    >>13878905
    You call another comet, and it crashes into you at a 90 degree angle to the other ring set. Man those things are dumb. It's a shame that the ring systems will eventually settle into one orbit due to gravity, though.

    >>13878951
    You are not surprised to learn that you already have water thanks to all the comets hitting you! Thanks dickheads!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:01 No.13879030
    >>13879010
    uhh, then we'd never be able to support life
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:02 No.13879036
    >>13879010
    the element?
    or the liquid core of the planet mercury?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:02 No.13879044
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    Get armour, weapons and giant rockets

    become a WAR PLANET
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:03 No.13879056
    >>13879036
    element
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:03 No.13879061
    >>13879026
    >That image.
    >COMIIIIIIIIIIIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANS!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:03 No.13879066
    >>13879010
    This.
    We need to be able to tell how hot our core is by its size.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:04 No.13879076
    >>13879044
    Yes, we shall be a war planet! We shall raise a sentient species to use as our weapons as well!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:05 No.13879078
    >>13879066

    >>oh baby its so big!
    >>and hot!
    >>im about to explode!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:05 No.13879084
    >>13879029
    First, continue to increase our mass until we're larger than Earth.

    Then slam a large enough mass into ourselves to blast off a significant chunk of our mass, and turn it into moons. Use those moons to maintain the multiple ring systems in their current configuration.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:05 No.13879089
    Iz it Sapient lifeform tyme yet?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:06 No.13879091
    >>13879044
    Nostalgia'd hard.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:06 No.13879097
    >>13879044
    OH GOD!!!!
    I had the one in the middle and the top right one.
    HOLY FUCK!!!!

    Magma Aliens vs. Octopus Aliens.
    BEST SHIT EVER!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:06 No.13879098
    Do we have any moons?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:07 No.13879104
    >>13879089
    Not yet. We're still dicking around with comets and asteroids. Bitches are flocking to us because of our sexy rings.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:07 No.13879111
    >>13878968
    ehh, call it a long-term goal.

    >>13879024
    You're red-hot but still reasonably solid. Already had some volcanoes going but, what's this? Your interior is cooling and the convection will stop? FUCK THAT SHIT you heat back up with the power of RADIOISOTOPES!

    >>13878973
    You fly through another asteroid field and become ALMOST EARTH-SIZED! A moon comes toward you, which HOLY SHIT IT'S ALMOST HALF YOUR MASS AND 3/4 YOUR RADIUS!
    the smaller moon moves to a higher orbit in shame.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:07 No.13879113
    >>13879098
    One.
    But we have two rings in a cool X pattern.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:08 No.13879121
    >>13879104
    oh right! I DECLARE large satellites hidden in our rings!
    large enough to block flying rocks!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:09 No.13879134
    >>13879113
    Sweet.

    Hey how about we get some of that atmosphere stuff.
    I hear it's pretty neat.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:09 No.13879135
    The sun is a dick. I vote rogue planet, maybe go find a black hole
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:10 No.13879149
    >>13879111
    Sweet. That means we can probably uphold a reasonably strong magnetic field too. Makes it easier to hold that noxious atmosphere.

    That is, if we are mainly composed of ferromagnetic shit. I'm not really sure. We totally should be.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:10 No.13879151
    Guys, we need to start producing life forms before we get inhabited by some stupid xenos!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:11 No.13879162
    >>13879149
    well we have a mercury core and coal/diamond layers...
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:12 No.13879167
    >>13879151
    >Make planet uninhabitable
    >Problem, aliens?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:12 No.13879170
    >>13879162
    were a giant trap planet
    miners come for the diamonds, accidentally hit mercury
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:12 No.13879176
    >>13879151
    But then they'll start polluting and shit, fuck that.
    I say we just need to be as inhospitable as possible.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:12 No.13879177
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    >>13879098
    this is our moon
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:12 No.13879179
    >>13879135
    We need the Sun for when we consume it. Then we can wander away.

    >>13879151
    Yes. A sentient species to use as one of our many weapons. Perhaps we can communicate in Morse Code our desires?
    >> named now for less confusion planetquest 02/12/11(Sat)19:13 No.13879180
    >>13879089
    >>13879104

    All the lady comets (and even some asteroids, but only the hot ones) are flocking to you, crashing into you due to your sexiness. You're the king of the solar system, I mean aside from that outermost planet but with an orbit like his he's pretty chill and doesn't get into your business. Before you know it you've exceeded earth mass by 5%.
    Wait, you just felt something. Somewhere in an amino acid-rich pool deep under your icy surface (the sun is a jerk and won't heat up to sol levels just yet), molecules combine and form a somewhat complex organic chemical.
    Should we celebrate with cigars, or abort it?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:13 No.13879189
    >>13879170

    Still, we SHOULD have a secret species that will feast on the miners, don't you think?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:13 No.13879191
    >>13879180
    Abort.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:14 No.13879193
    >>13879180
    FALCON PAWNCH!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:14 No.13879194
    >>13879180
    Cheers, our best weapon takes it's first tentative steps to fruition.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:15 No.13879201
    >>13879193
    >>13879191
    Even if it's not intelligent, we still need some life for defense, do we not?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:15 No.13879207
    >>13879180

    Let's keep it, but not make it easy for it!

    What comes out needs to be the toughest stuff of the universe!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:15 No.13879210
    >>13879189
    glorious.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:16 No.13879218
    >>13879180
    Meh let's keep it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:16 No.13879225
    >>13879180
    I dig it. If those fuckers can survive on our volcanic carbon dust mercury vapor surface wracked by tides from our huge-ass moons, more power to them!
    At least we'll have someone who'll look at our rings and moons from the surface and go "shit yeah this is the best place to live."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:17 No.13879231
    So we're agreed. We keep the life forms, and toughen them up. We'll be a war planet.
    >> planetquest 02/12/11(Sat)19:17 No.13879235
    >>13879162

    You have diamonds and coal, but mostly silicates. Also, you want that bitching mercury core but can never seem to find any mercury. You ask the sun, he says "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW NUCLEOSYNTHESIS WORKS?! THAT SHIT HAS LIKE 200 NUCLEONS MOTHERFUCKER"

    >>13879134
    You already have an atmosphere that has hydrogen, oxygen compounds, carbon compounds, and nitrogen compounds. You might have sulphur compounds too but that might just be a volcanic plume.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:17 No.13879239
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    >>13879201
    I say chaps sapient beings are our only defense only >>13879177
    they shall worship moon faaaaccccccceeeeee!!!!!!!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:18 No.13879249
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    rolled 35 = 35

    We should becoume a little larger than earth, that way our creatures can have big muscles.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:19 No.13879256
    >>13879235

    Heighten oxygen levels.

    Fire is going to be very dangerous on this planet.

    Also increase sulphur!

    For the fun of it!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:19 No.13879258
    wait wait wait guys

    we build a bridge

    to the MOOOOOOOOOOOOON
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:19 No.13879260
    >>13879235
    our species will be armed with diamond swords

    FUCK
    YES
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:19 No.13879262
    >>13879249
    We're already 5% bigger.

    >>13879239
    I'm okay with moonworship.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:20 No.13879270
    I vote we mess with our planet-bros. Deflect some stray comet or something their way. They won't mind a crater or two, eh?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:20 No.13879272
    Become tidally locked, so the sun always has to look at our rear end.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:20 No.13879278
    >>13879260
    Yes, and we shall keep them developing and innovating. The universe shall be our plaything!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:21 No.13879280
    >>13879258
    Fuck no.
    They're gonna worship it, not colonize it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:21 No.13879283
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    >only natural resource is diamonds and coal
    >fire becoming extremely dangerous on the planet
    >our species will tame fire and make weapons out of diamonds

    FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
    >> planetquest 02/12/11(Sat)19:21 No.13879286
    >>13879231
    >>13879225
    >>13879207

    Hell yes motherfucker! You will be the most abusive planet EVER! Fuck that cunt Eywa in the next system over and her spoiled brats who have everything handed to them on a silver platter and won't fucking leave her atmosphere!
    You watch as the life forms grow and reproduce. When there's a ton of them, you sprout a volcano right fucking under them! If they had faces their reactions would be priceless! Ha ha ha!
    Some of them escaped in gas, becoming immune or acclimated to sulfides and extreme heat. Fuck yes, that will be present in all of their descendents!
    You notice some of them growing cell walls. This bodes nicely.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:22 No.13879292
    >>13879249
    oh yeah and then we should have something that gives all of the female members of our species dicks to fuel our dick girl fetish as well
    but why stop there lets give them fur and shit too
    >> The Lovable QB 02/12/11(Sat)19:23 No.13879300
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    >>13879231
    Rather than that, why don't we work to make ourselves attractive to settlement by spacefaring races, then kill them and take their technology to intensify conflicts between our own primitive species?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:23 No.13879301
    >>13879283
    and at the end of their hard day, theyll sit back and sip a nice glass of mercury
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:23 No.13879302
    Guys. Guys. Planet Thumb. Population: 10 billion creepers. How's that sound?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:23 No.13879304
    >>13879286
    Aw hell yeah, tell our cunt of a star to give us a little heat so they can move to the surface? Not to let easy on them, of course. We'll throw some of them up and up, until they walk out.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:23 No.13879307
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    >>13879283
    HELL yeah this planet is boss! naked quarians for everyone
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:24 No.13879312
    >>13879292

    How about asexual reproduction? It's faster and produces more offspring. We're going to need a lot of them if we want them to endure the massive deathrate.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:24 No.13879317
    >>13879292
    no
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:24 No.13879318
    >>13879278
    Wouldn't they just dump up when they find a beta planet?

    >>13879286
    Fuck yeah!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:25 No.13879326
    >>13879312
    inb4 the Krogan
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:25 No.13879327
    >>13879312
    il agree to that if its true asexuality
    no "males" or "females" which means no dicks or tits
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:25 No.13879334
    >>13879292
    Yeah fur is just the thing you want to have on an oxygen-rich fiery volcanic death world.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:26 No.13879341
    >>13879318
    Then we shall devour this planet they found for us. They shall be our weapons. Should they create an empire in the stars, we shall follow. All Mass Must Be Eaten.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:26 No.13879346
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    >>13879312

    Hm, we need something that will work in our enviroment. What if death caused reproduction? Or rather...

    If our species ingests the flesh of a fallen member, it'll reproduce!!!!

    FUND IT!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:27 No.13879352
    Shit this is what spore should have been like.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:27 No.13879353
    We need to move our bigass moon in real close. A shared atmosphere will show those other fuckers.
    >> planetquest 02/12/11(Sat)19:27 No.13879361
    >>13879270
    Ha ha, yeah. You fling a comet their way. The ones that aren't vaporized in the impact are strewn miles and miles away. You notice some of them consist of multiple cells.
    >>13879256
    Fuck yes oxygen! You heighten the oxygen to 20%, no, 30%! TURN THAT SHIT UP TO ELEVEN, 70%! SULFUR AND SHIT SETS ON FIRE! You notice that a lot of the oxygen gets consumed and becomes sulfur dioxide when it burns, which, when combined with the burning coal carbon dioxide makes for a huge greenhouse effect. MY FRIENDS, WE HAVE LIQUID WATER ON THE SURFACE!
    >>13879177
    YES!! You have a comet hit your moon in a very specific way. She thinks it's kinky but does it anyway. THE MOON NOW LOOKS LIKE THE ONE FROM MAJORA'S MASK
    >> The Lovable QB 02/12/11(Sat)19:27 No.13879362
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    >>13879292
    Maybe we should experiment

    Multiple sentient and sapient races

    One a race of female-looking hermaphrodites. There are probably advantages to a race in which 100% of the population can bear young.

    A normal race with normal division of the sexes.

    An abnormal race with a majority of females

    An abnormal race with a majority of males

    Maybe a few more, if anyone can think of anything?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:28 No.13879365
    >>13879327
    with death rates as high as they'll be, this seems to be a logical solution to survival
    I foresee a largely independent culture because
    >set up shop
    >lava flow
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:28 No.13879369
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    Question:
    Is it possible to grow so large, the we in fact pull the entire universe into orbit around us, thereby surpassing the planet classification, and becoming greater than reality itself? If so, then lets do that, and if not, why not?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:28 No.13879374
    >>13879362
    what the fuck i was being sarcastic
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:29 No.13879378
    >>13879362
    Nah man this planet is just gonna have masterrace.
    Guys what are we going to name them?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:29 No.13879384
    >>13879362
    Asexuality. Our people shall kill, no room for whores. Or your fetishes.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:30 No.13879387
    >>13879362
    ONE RACE
    ONE GLORY
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:30 No.13879388
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    >>13879346

    ...THIS!


    JUST IMAGINE THE OTHER SPECIES FACES!

    ALSO, HEROIC DEATHS WILL BE REWARDED WITH MULTIPLE PERSONS EATING THE FLESH, CARRYING ON THE DNA.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:30 No.13879392
    >>13879378
    diamondbacks
    ...donbacks

    donback
    >> Belisaurius 02/12/11(Sat)19:30 No.13879396
    What exactly are our abilities, seeing as a planet generally lacks limbs.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:31 No.13879408
    >>13879392
    I vote for Chronos. It's because that's what I named my first race on Spore, I think, and they were very military-focused.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:31 No.13879411
    >>13879361
    >You notice some of them consist of multiple cells.
    Shit guys we're gonna get boarded.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:32 No.13879420
    >>13879369
    We wouldn't be much of a planet if we did. We'd collapse into a black hole. While that's certainly a fun idea in the long haul, we should probably start small.

    Okay. Liquid water. We should get some eucaryotic life to start photosynthesis. Get some of that delicious oxygen back. Wait no that's gonna be tough with all the shit in our atmosphere. Hmm.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:32 No.13879424
    >>13879411
    FUCK
    WE SENT THEM OUR GLORIOUS MASTER-RACE BLUEPRINT
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:33 No.13879427
    >>13879388

    second this
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:33 No.13879433
    >>13879420
    Well, I think we have some bacteria and shit moving onto the surface.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:33 No.13879434
    >>13879392
    have something that sounds more alien and guttural. none of that apostrophe shit in the middle of the word to make it sound alien either
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:33 No.13879435
    >>13879420
    how about we start growing fungus and stuff in DEEP underwater/underwater caves?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:33 No.13879436
    What's the point of making new species to fight off other invading species? We're an entire planet, we don't have to give a fuck what some lifeforms do on us. We've got rings and moons and shit.

    I say fuck life, let's get more astrological bling. That way when aliens show up they'll be all impressed by how awesome we look.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:34 No.13879442
    Guys we should grow cannons or some shit.
    To fuck with our neighbours.
    >> planetquest 02/12/11(Sat)19:35 No.13879449
    >>13879353
    You move the large moon close but HOLY SHIT ORBITAL DECAY! Your peeps can survive comet hits, but not a fucking MOON! You push it back out. It thinks you have commitment issues, but still keeps some of that atmosphere.

    >>13879346
    >If our species ingests the flesh of a fallen member, it'll reproduce!!!!
    YES YES YES
    One of your species evolves an interesting mechanic: Once it dies, its residual metabolism goes into overdrive and it manufactures special stem cells that, given a bit of time and survival of the fittest, can survive whatever danger or toxin killed the organism. Any member of the species that eats said cells will then become pregnant, and its offspring will inherit those cells as part of its genetic code!
    This proves a successful adaptation. These are some mean motherfuckers; they are like 2 inches long but still.
    They are still asexual.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:35 No.13879458
    >>13879442
    like...spitting plants? or high pressure volcanos?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:35 No.13879461
    >>13879442
    enormous volcanoes?

    who wouldn't want an interplanetary eruption
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:36 No.13879464
    >>13879436
    I fleshed this out. Our first step is to weaken our star so we can devour it. And then we let them expand into a space empire, should they so choose, and we can consume more planets.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:36 No.13879468
    lets have like a cloud of orbiting moons. make it a real fuckpain for anyone who wants to land on us
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:36 No.13879472
    >>13879427
    >>13879388
    >>13879346
    I agree aswell

    Motion Carries!

    next subject: "exo- and endoskeletons" pros and cons
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:36 No.13879476
    >>13879436
    Because no aliens are gonna fuck with us, that's why.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:36 No.13879477
    >>13879449
    they can stay asexual, theres no point in genders with that kind of reproduction
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:37 No.13879487
    >>13879436
    Yeah but life moves FAST. We take millions of years to make a major move, but those little bastards could do the same for us in a fraction of the time once they're smart enough.

    Just think, eventually they'll go out in their little diamond-shielded spaceships and spread the word about how awesome Planet Thumb is. After they eat the faces of the native life. And if the native life doesn't have faces, they'll carve faces into it and then eat them.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:37 No.13879496
    >>13879362
    Before we can have a race of muscular lesbians who procreate by a three way we must have an ecosystem, with green or blue photosynthesis! Maybe we should have some islands. If we had some kind of special magnetism that was more powerfull than gravity we could have floating cloud-islands.
    >> The Lovable QB 02/12/11(Sat)19:37 No.13879498
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    >>13879374
    >>13879378
    >>13879384
    >>13879387
    There isn't any need to be upset

    We're a planet, we have billions of years to ourselves. Seeing as that we're also a sapient planet, we might even be effectively immortal if we learn how to move from dying stars to young stars.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:38 No.13879502
    >>13879468
    second this
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:38 No.13879512
    >>13879442
    >>13879458
    >>13879461

    the planet can now harpoon other planets, moons and asteriods
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:39 No.13879515
    We need boron, lots of boron.

    That way we can have boron-based life instead of boring carbon-based life.
    >> The Lovable QB 02/12/11(Sat)19:39 No.13879516
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    >>13879436
    But you see, we're a special planet. We can THINK. And with thinking, we can plot. Plot to rule the whole universe. Imagine a "1984" esque society, ruled over by the faceless Leader. And then the rebels find out, that the Leader is a whole planet.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:39 No.13879518
    >>13879472

    Exoskelleton might be a good idea, making it resistant to fire. We have some MEAN fires going on with our high oxygen levels. Might want to take that into account.

    Still, with volcanos and all that, they need to move fast in case of doubt. Not armor them too well, they'd die because they couldn't run away from the magma/fallout.
    >> planetquest 02/12/11(Sat)19:40 No.13879531
    >>13879369
    Sorry but no. Gravitational collapse would eventually cause the core to exceed electron degeneracy pressure, collapsing us into a black hole.
    Nobody knows what happens to those guys, they don't talk to anyone.

    >>13879396
    Anything if I don't think it's dumb.

    >>13879442
    You have volcanoes, which if you try real hard could send stuff out of escape velocity, but that works on a timescale of millennia.
    >>13879435
    Capital idea! Stuff like fungus and shit starts growing in underground caves and, what's this? Some of the organisms near a volcano have adapted silicon into their structure, allowing them to survive in lava. They are extremely slow-moving, but are still reproducing.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:41 No.13879538
    >>13879518
    really strong armor on their backs
    like turtles
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:41 No.13879546
    >>13879361
    I just realised, our burning sulphur -> sulphur dioxide, + liquid water = We now have seas of sulphuric acid.

    Is this awesome? y/y
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:42 No.13879549
    >>13879531
    in hothouse there are enormous plant spiders that travel to the moon and other planets
    I WANT SOME
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:42 No.13879553
    Let's see if we can invent some kind of crazy technopsychopaths species to turn us into a megastructure of some sort.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:42 No.13879555
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    >>13879346
    like this?

    Maybe this idea has some potential...
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:42 No.13879558
    >>13879531
    OH FUCK YES, this is going good. Can we still pull in any mass?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:42 No.13879559
    >>13879538

    Because they're fleeing from the mayham, thereby shielding themselfs?

    Sounds logical, thought I dislike making ninja turtles in space.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:43 No.13879561
    So how many legs and arms do our kids have?
    Are they bipedal?
    Do they have thumbs?
    Can they talk?
    What do they eat?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:43 No.13879573
    Silicate exoskeletons.


    Diamond endoskeletons.


    Yes, our life has BOTH.

    Suck it, Eywa.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:44 No.13879574
    >>13879561
    high gravity, theyd be quadrupeds
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:44 No.13879578
    Hey guys, what about we give our moon an asteroid full of acids too, so that it can develop its own species?

    I mean, it's always been nice to us and all!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:44 No.13879582
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    Sup' bitches
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:44 No.13879583
    >>13879559
    viking turtles

    but with diamond rather than metal
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:44 No.13879585
    What's happening with our lady moon? She keeping any of that atmosphere? How's that working out for her?
    (we might eventually have to invade the bitch, but sssshhh don't upset her now.)
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:45 No.13879589
    >>13879573

    >Diamond endoskelletons

    Inside... they wouldn't burn... brilliant!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:45 No.13879593
    We should get some of that unobtanium too though.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:45 No.13879601
    >>13879531
    whats in our surface area
    lava?
    water?
    mountains?
    volcanoes?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:46 No.13879606
    >>13879585
    >her
    Is the moon in Majora's Mask a woman?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:46 No.13879614
    We should skip steam and gas and go straight to nuclear power. Then again, with how much oxygen and lava we have steam is probably really viable, as is geothermal
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:47 No.13879619
    We need our diamond endoskeletons to stand up to our huge gravity, and we need the silicate exoskeletons to maintain homeostasis in an atmosphere made mostly of caustic sulphates and oxides.

    We WILL become the hardest motherfuckers in the galaxy.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:47 No.13879624
    >>13879606
    No. But it seems that there are rare females here, like moons and the female parts of other planet's gendered species. Like that one bitch, Terra?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:48 No.13879639
    >>13879614

    Come on now, we BEG to be used for thermal energy!

    We're made out of lava, heat, oxygen... right?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:48 No.13879644
    >>13879624
    yeah, shes got that giant crack deep underwater
    probably loose as hell
    >> planetquest 02/12/11(Sat)19:48 No.13879646
    >>13879515
    You ask the sun about boron. It says "I DUNNO MAN, WHENEVER I TRY TO MAKE THAT SHIT IT TURNS INTO LIKE CARBON OR OXYGEN. NO CAN DO."
    >>13879468
    A cloud of orbiting moons is redundant, you already regularly bang asteroids to keep up your magnificent rings (the other planets just don't appreciate how much time and effort you take to get them to be perpendicular like that. Assholes), so you already have a fuckton of debris in your orbits.
    >>13879464
    The sun is pretty fucking huge. The only way you could weaken it would be to feed it so that it burns through its hydrogen faster, thereby going nova and shedding its outer shell (which you can absorb a bit of to become bigger), but that would take like forever to do.
    >>13879518
    Some of that species have evolved into armored, jawless fish. More conservative species retain their squishiness but both of them have a spine. Neither can quite walk yet, but underwater volcanoes are perfect for keeping them on their toes. Or rather, they WERE until like a million years ago.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:49 No.13879655
    if we really want to change into a deathworld to toughen up our children then we need to make theme evolve into more species so they can kill eachother.

    and a strongly elliptical orbit to cause massive seasonal temperature changes seems to be a good strategy aswell
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:50 No.13879672
    >>13879593
    fuck no dem weak ass humans will mine the shit out of our assholes we need nuclear winters
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:50 No.13879677
    I demand that the jawless fish eat the squishy vertibrates and gain their diamond bones.

    That's how this works, right?
    >> The Lovable QB 02/12/11(Sat)19:50 No.13879681
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    >>13879585
    We should encourage the moon to develop an atmosphere, so that our young sapient species have a place to stick their extra population.

    Also, instead of a war-focused barbarian race, maybe we should create a hyper-resourceful race consisting of geniuses. So they develop quickly in terms of civilization and begin space travel early.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:50 No.13879688
    >>13879644
    And those lifeforms she's growing? The giant stupid bird lizard things and huge ferns and man those little skittery things with the fur that need to be nourished by their parents... pathetic. Nothing great can ever evolve from that.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:51 No.13879689
    >>13879646
    Our species need to have at least one gun-arm.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:51 No.13879690
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    You guys all sound fucking delicious.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:51 No.13879691
    >>13879646
    We need to let some asteroids and earthquakes in then. Also, maybe our Star isn't such a bad guy. We'll just find another one then, easy to feed off.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:51 No.13879699
    >>13879646
    is our species also going to have to dodge artillery-like meteors?

    >>13879655
    were not focussing on other species, GM can decide that shit
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:51 No.13879708
    >>13879681
    Nope.avi
    War everywhere up in this bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:52 No.13879725
    How's our tectonic activity? We should probably jack that shit up. We're gonna need some serious mountains and fault lines up in this bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:53 No.13879727
    >>13879681
    We're going to be in control, even if it takes us a little longer that's how we're working it.

    >>13879690
    How about I slap your shit in a few hundred million years?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:53 No.13879735
    We should make our land areas slightly more habitable so as to encourage life to go there, then crack down on them after a few million years so they evolve into hard motherfuckers.

    Have to leave the oceans, or you can't have fire.
    >> The Lovable QB 02/12/11(Sat)19:53 No.13879739
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    >>13879708
    That's a bad idea

    Our race will either be wiped out by more intelligent colonists from another world or enslaved as a warrior race.

    Do we really just want to be "planet fightamus, where the fightians come from" or do we want to be "the glorious planet of the best race ever, capital of the known universe"?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:54 No.13879744
    Surround the whole planet with small satellites and asteroids kesslar efeect style to protect our new life from nasty cosmic events
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:54 No.13879753
    >>13879735
    the AIR is fire
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:55 No.13879758
    >>13879739
    Both. Our world is beautiful, and completely inhospitable to anyone but us. We fight everyone so as to eat their delicious corpses, and spread our culture to the galaxy.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:55 No.13879759
    >>13879739
    >implying anyone could land on our hell-world
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:55 No.13879761
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    Seriously guys, I haven't eaten in, like, three fucking hours. How are you guys gonna' avoid bein' nommed upon by yours truly?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:55 No.13879766
    >>13879739
    We'll defend them, they'll obtain the technology from the dead, and then they'll fight for us. Now stop being a faggot.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:55 No.13879768
    >>13879739
    >Implying intelligent colonists would colonise an inhospitable planet.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:56 No.13879771
    >>13879739

    >do you want to be tutchanka, home world of the krogans who fought the entire galaxy at once, or do you want to be the "citadel", you know, that place that was nearly annihilated by a small geth fleet

    I'll stick to warriors, thank you. We're not building our race on point-buy, we can still make them intelligent!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:56 No.13879772
    >>13879739
    we want the toughest motherfuckers the universe has ever seen, all else is of little importance.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:56 No.13879773
    Is it too late to add some more ammonia to our atmosphere? Ammonia-based life is always fun.

    >experiment eraleir
    Exactly captcha. We'll have to do some experimentations with eraleir...
    >> planetquest 02/12/11(Sat)19:56 No.13879777
    >>13879585
    ...about that. She calls you and says "YOU GAVE ME ORGANISMS YOU ASSHOLE! I got tested and the results were positive blah blah blah" You tell her it was some asteroid she must have banged and hang up.
    Showed that bitch.
    >>13879578
    >>13879546
    We do have sulpuric acid! Yay sulphuric acid!
    >>13879558
    Yes we can! WE CALL ASTEROIDS! They strike us, imparting massive amounts of kinetic energy! Oh god we're so full! We now weigh as much as 1.82 earths! This turns the surface into magma, but boils the sea, thrusting out organisms into the air. They become aeromicrobes until it cools off some billion years later. The other planets think you're uncool for still trying to put on mass at your age. Bastards.
    Also, now it'll take longer to develop intelligent surface life, although our magma species is thriving.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:57 No.13879780
    >>13879739
    No see, the people of Planet Thumb are out to kill everything and everyone. Including each other. War all up in this bitch, and the only way to survive is to be smarter, faster, and better than the other asshole. We're breeding some nasty fuckers down there, with sharp wits as well as sharp everything else.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:57 No.13879784
    >>13879761
    Look, buddy, we're still working her. Go nom on someone else and we'll talk later. And let me know if you think about that bitch Terra, I want a crack at her myself.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:58 No.13879788
    >>13879646
    a race of diamond turtles
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:58 No.13879795
    >>13879773
    i think the captcha meant that you should have done your experiment earlier
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:59 No.13879810
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    >>13879777
    Shit man, I love spicy food
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:59 No.13879814
    >>13879777
    >our magma species is thriving.
    Separate them, cause evolutionary divergence so we have more lava races
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)19:59 No.13879823
    >>13879788
    VIKING diamond turtles
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:00 No.13879830
    sucks about our surface races...but hey, not like time matters for us
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:01 No.13879843
    >>13879777
    Okay yeah. That's enough mass for now. Time to cool the fuck down. We're gonna need a more expansive biosphere. But keep up the volcanoes, they're cool.

    How are we doing in heavy elements, by the way?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:01 No.13879849
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    >>13879784

    Done. Tasted vaguely of sardines. You guys evolved yet?

    Also, I am now a cat. Fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:02 No.13879851
    You know what we need as a species? A system of warfare that involves asteroids being dropped from the skies onto opposing countries. Nothing like geological artillery strikes
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:02 No.13879857
    Hey how about we cook up some massive storms to fuck with our flies?
    NOWHERE IS SAFE
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:02 No.13879859
    >>13879843
    we have diamond and coal
    we need nothing else
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:03 No.13879865
    >>13879496
    Aerostats lofted by nitrogen-oxygen atmospheres.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:03 No.13879870
    >>13879814


    ...but make sure they still can inter-breed the way they do now!

    That way, they can gloriously reunite after death, to ultimatly form the masters of our surface!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:03 No.13879873
    >>13879859
    Oh come on there has to be something heavier than iron. Ask our star bro about some supernova remnants he smoked when we were an accretion disk.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:03 No.13879877
    We need some BISMUTH up in this bitch!

    Also, what's our Star's name?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:04 No.13879884
    >mfw my cat eats galaxies for dinner.
    Galactus you are so smalltime.
    >> planetquest 02/12/11(Sat)20:04 No.13879888
    >>13879814
    Tectonics separates the lava bastards, although you're not sure how to kill that which thrives in hell. Make it freeze over, maybe? You thrust some of them up to the surface. They do okay, considering it's hell.

    Also, you cool down, bringing the surface back to liquid water levels. Your aerobacterial species has returned to the sea, although some of them can still fly, indefinitely if need be. Your increased mass attracted some more atmosphere, too. The silicon organisms that were stranded on the surface have become slow-moving rock-organisms, and are slowly bonding with the organics to move quicker in this freezing (to them) environment.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:04 No.13879890
    >>13879823
    allofmymoney.jpg
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:04 No.13879893
    >>13879877
    Zoosmell Pooplord

    It doesn't get a real name, it's an asshole.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:04 No.13879895
    Raise huge, atmosphere-penetrating mountain ranges in between the huge seas of lava, seperating the magma-dwelling species from one another. They shall diverge, evolve, eventually find and make war on each other, and eat one another, one after the other, until they are combined into a single godlike diamond-boned race of invincible berserkers.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:05 No.13879898
    I think weshould grow a giant mountain range on one of the poles, and I mean giant.

    Giant enough that it protrude out of the atmospher and can be use to spear objects of interest/ ram planets / be used as a boarding spike between us and othe planets.

    Shit, make a few of them and make them hollow, fill them with surprise lifeforms and other nasty things. Maybe hollow a few moons and use them as solar-frags
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:06 No.13879909
    i really hope that the outside doesn't send probes or a artificial satelite and destroy us....
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:06 No.13879912
    hows that fungus doing?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:07 No.13879915
    >>13879898
    It has to look awesome so It's a planetary codpiece
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:07 No.13879927
    >rock-organisms, and are slowly bonding with the organics to move quicker in this freezing (to them) environment.
    Guys, we have parasites that give their host Rock Armor!
    These need to be our dominate species, or at least have a symbiotic relationship with them
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:07 No.13879928
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    >>13879884
    Oh fuck me, just for that, you guys don't have a star anymore. And it's all that fucker's fault.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:09 No.13879936
    >>13879928
    You pissed my cat off.
    My cat is eating you now.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:09 No.13879943
    >>13879928
    Son of a bitch! Let's throw that fucker at this fucker! Maybe the impact will kill the both of them!

    Oh wait, he's us. Never mind. Fucking multiple personalities.

    OP, how big is our star, and what's it's name?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:10 No.13879945
    Remember that small moon on a far-off orbit ? we should totally smash it into the big one, and say it was to rid her of her organisms.
    That'll heat her up.


    Though on the long term we'll have to get her green and blue. That will motivate whatever intelligent species we grow to get on with space colonization earlier. Do we still have comets around to give her some atmosphere ?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:10 No.13879957
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    >>13879936
    It's on like motherfuckin' Donkey Kong, bitch.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:10 No.13879960
    NEED A DRAWFAG HERE! WE NEED EPIC PLANET PORTRAIT
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:11 No.13879964
    >>13879957
    Except my cat ate Donkey Kong.
    >> planetquest 02/12/11(Sat)20:11 No.13879968
    >>13879873
    You ask, he says "JUST SOME STUFF... NICKEL, COPPER, ZINC, OOH GERMANIUM, TIN, XENON, I ALSO GOT LEAD BUT I THINK YOU ALREADY HAVE SOME." You do already have some.
    >>13879857
    Yes! Arise storms! North winds blow! South winds blow! Typhoons! Hurricanes! Earthquakes! SMOG!!
    >>13879877
    "I DUNNO, CALL ME JEFF I GUESS. OH, I DO HAVE SOME BISMUTH, BUT NOT MUCH. HERE YOU GO."
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:11 No.13879970
    >>13879655
    i'd like to push my elliptic orbit idea again
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:12 No.13879977
    >>13879968
    Hey man what is our species called?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:13 No.13879984
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    >>13879964
    And my face just ate your cat. Yummy-yummy. Now get back to work. You got a planet to prepare.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:13 No.13879987
    >>13879970
    I agree with that we need some tough ass buggers to fend planetary invasions
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:13 No.13879988
    >>13879977
    Which one?
    We have like 12
    None of them are smart enough to have named themselves anyways.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:14 No.13879992
    >>13879968
    im starting to like jeff now that hes gotten out of solar adolescence

    also i think we should at least weaken the volcanos for now, save up for a nice big ass-kicking eruption
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:14 No.13879998
    >thought I was on /sci/
    >impressed by uncharacteristic creativity
    >realize I'm on /tg/
    Oh. Makes more sense.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:14 No.13880001
    >>13879977
    Rock-biters.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:15 No.13880003
    How old are we ? How long before that sun goes supernova ?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:15 No.13880004
    >>13879992
    Or we could instead cycle them through areas on the planet so all races are nomadic except the lava beasts.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:15 No.13880008
    >>13879984
    My cat is eating its way out of your face now.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:15 No.13880010
    >>13879998
    /tg/ - even after all the moderation hoopla, you still don't need other boards.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:15 No.13880011
    >>13879992
    Yeah, Jeff is a pretty cool dude. That subgiant out there seems pretty chill too, but he doesn't talk much.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:16 No.13880012
    >>13879992
    Yeah. I don't think we should consume him. I can't wait to go fuck with Terra though!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:16 No.13880022
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    >>13880003
    Didn't I just eat that shit?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:16 No.13880024
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    >>13879898
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:16 No.13880028
    >>13880004
    ehh, we eventually have to stop with the volcanos so they can establish cities/military bases and eventually leave the planet
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:16 No.13880029
    >>13879988
    we need a revolution something scientific or agrarian
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:17 No.13880034
    >>13880022
    My cat turned back time to before you ate it. Then he ate you.
    umad?
    >> planetquest 02/12/11(Sat)20:17 No.13880038
    >>13879943
    It's main sequence. Name is JEFF.
    >>13879945
    You smash the tiny, diminutive moon into the bigger moon. "I got you a present! It's for your organisms!" "Get away from them you crazy psycho!" "You can't get away, I have more than twice your gravity!" She cries. "Jeff was right about you..."
    >>13879912
    The fungus (or one of its descendent species, rather) is one of the primary symbiotes with the rock-creatures. They can't move very quickly. Yet.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:18 No.13880040
    >>13879988
    Well which one is the one that reproduces by eating eachother and all that stuff?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:18 No.13880041
    >>13880012
    >You now realize that the moon will have intelligent life before us
    >Then you realize it will send probes down to discover the death beasts
    >Our planet will become a training ground for the most dangerous military and a prison for the most dangerous in the far technological future.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:18 No.13880045
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    >>13880034
    Bitch, please
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:18 No.13880047
    >>13880038

    Christ, moon rape.

    /tg/ what the fuck sometimes
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:19 No.13880057
    >>13880041
    And then we rape our moon, so that our own species goes through it's technological revolution.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:20 No.13880064
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    >>13880038
    >Jeff was right about you...
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:20 No.13880068
    >>13880038

    >Fungus Symbionts

    >Deathworld


    Fuck yeah ORKSORKSORKS
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:20 No.13880069
    >>13880038
    >They can't move very quickly. Yet.
    Encourage them.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:20 No.13880070
    >>13880041
    Suddenly, >>13880038
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:21 No.13880081
    >>13880038
    >Jeff was right about you
    Lol'd like a motherfucker
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:22 No.13880091
    >>13880038
    I feel guilty now. Let's gently slip her a few rings of ours.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:22 No.13880094
    I feel naked with only one moon.
    Call in a slutty young comet to fix this shit.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:22 No.13880099
    >>13880038

    Have some really fast attack symbiont life inside the main organism.
    It's hurled at the enemy to hurt and immobilise and then consumed together with the enemy returning into the host. would be nice

    maybe rotate such that one side of the planet is eternal night the other neverending day. ---> aquire vision in the dark from populations on the dark side, also cold resistance
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:24 No.13880111
    >>13880094
    >slutty young comet
    Yes, this, fuck your guilt.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:24 No.13880116
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    On top of old smoooookey~

    All covered with muuuuud~

    Say, OP, when can I eat the bastards?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:25 No.13880119
    Alright, so when do we get our acid-based oceans?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:25 No.13880120
    >>13880094
    Let's capture ourselves a Kuiper Belt object.
    >> planetquest 02/12/11(Sat)20:25 No.13880126
    >>13880003
    We're like 3 billion years old. Jeff is still 15 billion years or so from blowing. Also, galactus hasn't found us yet.
    >>13880004
    >>13879992
    You turn down the volcanoes a little, or at least cycle them through. You try to save up for a super-eruption in the near future.
    >>13879970
    You move into an elliptical orbit. You freeze, making many species go into hibernation, then you boil and give the rock-biters an advantage.
    The diamond-boned (actually carbon nanofiber; eywa might be a cunt but she had some good ideas) fish have also begun to walk on land, with 6 legs given the atmosphere. They can still survive volcanic eruptions and acid, and they can use oxidation-reduction reactions to generate enough heat to not freeze in the winter. Also, the aeroorganisms have begun to become multicellular.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:26 No.13880132
    Hey OP, what are the odds we could hit Terra with a comet or something from here?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:26 No.13880133
    >>13880116
    >Implying my cat hasn't eaten you already
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:27 No.13880139
    >>13880126
    I don't like the flyers. Let's make them grow and be more bird like, but I don't want insects - how about something in the giant-floating-sky-algae department?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:28 No.13880148
    >>13880099
    If we do that we wont be able to sheild our life from cosmic rays. We must turn!
    This:
    >>13880091

    But maybe we could do this:
    >>13880094
    We could make there orbits so they shall never meet as they are allways on opposite sides!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:28 No.13880150
    So how are we gonna combine all these species into one glorious master race?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:28 No.13880156
    >>13880126
    Great Scot! fish coming on land!?! how soon when we will have democracy and science?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:29 No.13880159
    >>13880126
    Fuck yeah seasons.

    And bones. Nanotube bones though, fuck carbon fiber.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:29 No.13880171
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    If this was a video game I would totally buy it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:30 No.13880174
    >>13880139
    The fliers are awesome, we need the bigger ones to come in contact with our rock parasites so that they can evolve to be FLYING ROCK CREATURES
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:30 No.13880176
    >>13880148
    We should do this and make them extremely habital but ultimately barren of something exciting, let's say gold. We'll put all the gold on our surface and make the human analogies that grow on our moons stage expeditions into our acid oceans and fungal clouds for shinies.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:31 No.13880186
    >>13880174
    They must spit acid, piss lava, and shit lightning.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:31 No.13880190
    i'd say we lower our magnetic field so the creatures harden in the heat of cosmic rays
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:31 No.13880194
    >>13880126
    Can we ask jeff to push its closest planet into an habitable orbit ? Feels kinda lonely in the neighbourhood with only our moon for company.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:31 No.13880195
    >>13880174
    That's not how evolution works

    If it was I'd be in my basement rubbing a shark and a bear together.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:33 No.13880219
    >>13880195
    We're Krogan Kroot-orks.

    Yes, it does work that way. We bullied it into it.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:33 No.13880220
    >>13880171
    >UniverseSandbox.exe
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:33 No.13880225
    >>13880194
    Stop being a faggot, damn it. We're taking over, not making friends.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:33 No.13880226
    >>13880194
    But if there's another planet it might see us and our moon and call the galactic domestic abuse agency
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:33 No.13880229
    >>13880195
    Well I meant
    >Rocks attach to fliers as they are still too young of a species to be specialized in their choice of hosts
    >Ones that are not strong enough to still fly die
    >Survivors breed, creating a race that can fly while supporting the parasites
    >Flying rock creatures
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:34 No.13880240
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    Probably not up to date.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:35 No.13880247
    >>13880219
    My b. Yes, give our Ork analogies a bad rash that can be cured by rubbing fliers on themselves.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:35 No.13880252
    >>13880226
    lol gravity took mah baby!!1
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:35 No.13880258
    >>13880195

    We made sure our species can still inter-breed.

    It's one of the upsides of our method of reproduction - no physical limits.

    I'd say the kid is always the species of the one eating the corpse, but the DNA carried on is still shared. So if our "shark" eats our "bear", it'll give birth to more "sharks", but randomize and mix it's genetic information with the "bears" a little.
    >> planetquest 02/12/11(Sat)20:36 No.13880266
    >>13880094
    We move out to capture a kuiper belt comet. "Hey baby, wanna...orbit?" "uhm, don't you have to, like take care of your organisms?" "they can take care of themselves. Check out my gravity." "Ooh, pretty big for an older planet, aren't ya?" ouch. She agrees to orbit, even though your moon warns her. Your rugged, volcanic death surface gets the better of her.
    The outer planet orbits near you. "Dude, what the fuck. The outer system is my turf"
    >>13880091
    You offer her a ring. "You know you're my number one planet, I mean look at her. She's not even big enough to clear her orbit. And I know that you could clear out any orbit you wanted." "Hell yeah I could, I'm 2.8*10^24 kilograms." She cheers up. You offer her a ring, which she accepts. "That comet pissed me off, but I know you did it because you care about me. It didn't do any long-term ecological damage anyway."
    >>13880099
    An animal species becomes symbiont with the rock-biters, allowing them to move more quickly than normal. Now they somewhat resemble the one from neverending story.
    You experiment with tidal locking. One side adapts a certain way, one side another. Also, the in-between has massive thermal storms.
    >>13880119
    They're already there.

    >>13880047
    >moon rape.
    Was going more for typical domestic abuse, but yeah, sure you can interpret it that way.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:37 No.13880273
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    >>13880116

    God of Chaos here, back off small-timer.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:37 No.13880281
    >>13880240
    Fuck yes.

    >>13880258
    So basically, our whole planet is a badass version of the Asari?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:38 No.13880289
    >>13880240
    danke herr drawfag do you have a deviant account?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:38 No.13880292
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    WE NEED A DEATHWORLD!

    Full if interesting poisons and preditors

    We need cata-chan!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:39 No.13880299
    >>13880225
    To take over, we need to have stuff to take over. Whether we choose to use organisms or pure fundamental interactions, it will be easier to start if we have another rocky planet around.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:39 No.13880302
    >>13880266
    So what's the status? Do we have anything leaning towards a tool-using capacity, or any form of intelligence?

    Also, I fully support this little Domestic Abuse bit.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:40 No.13880315
    >>13880292
    No we do not
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:40 No.13880319
    >>13880292
    She cleans up nicely
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:40 No.13880322
    >>13880281

    Sorta. With ardak-yakshi (or whatever) tendencies, because for our species to reproduce, it first REQUIRES death to take place.

    Which is sorta really badass.

    Also, it works in all directions. Whoever eats gets children.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:41 No.13880334
    >>13880220
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6shurn2W0w

    ... fuck yeah.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:42 No.13880336
    >>13880315
    agreed!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:42 No.13880337
    >>13880292
    oh boy do i hate you
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:42 No.13880348
    >>13880299
    Alright, ask Jeff to try and kick over a decent sized planet for us to tinker with?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:43 No.13880354
    >Implying Cata-chan would live for even one agonizing second on our caustic, windblasted, poisonous surface.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:43 No.13880360
    >>13880266
    Take our ring back and give it to our other satellite and breed contempt between the two.

    Beforehand, give the latest addition the back of our hand for calling us 'older'. We're 'finely aged', bitch.

    Now that we have the bitches in orbit, we can take a hand with the ass'ole from the outer system. I say we fling space dust at him and tell him to sit down and calm himself before we do something they'll put us in jail for, and if/when Mr. Outer System retaliates, use the moons as shields.

    The symbiotes don't have enough acid involved in their function, methinks.

    I still think we should get some clouds o' fungus.

    I think we should start subverting our outer mass to our core trying to dense up. No sense sitting around like a slob.

    Any chance we can catch a comet and add her to our mass?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:44 No.13880374
    >>13880334
    orgasmic goodness!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:44 No.13880376
    >>13880360
    Or we could not be a faggot asshole and just apologise to the outer system planet
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:45 No.13880385
    Oh shit, autosage.


    New thread nao.


    Also, I move that thread be titled "Deathworld Quest"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:46 No.13880398
    >>13880360
    The other satellite is a comet, she doesn't hold her own satellites. She's just here for decoration.
    No ring for her.
    >> planetquest 02/12/11(Sat)20:47 No.13880403
    >>13880139
    The fliers develop into mats of flying algae, some forms more mobile than others. They fly above the smog on the light side, giving the planet a greenish tinge.

    >>13880132
    They're like ten light years away. It's not too likely you could even get within the orbit of Neptune.

    >>13880176
    You put some natural resources you're pretty sure your moon doesn't have into one area without her looking.
    >>13880148
    You tried this for a while, but as the lagrange point opposite her is not stable, the comet peeks out from behind you and settles away 60º from you and her. She's upset but somewhat understanding; the little slut doesn't have a ring after all; too small for one.

    >>13880186
    The lightest rock creatures have begun to hang onto low-flying algae mats to move about. Eventually they become symbiotic, swooping down, devouring smaller organisms beneath them, and beating anything that comes close with their rock armor!
    The armored creatures have evolved jaws and grown quite adept to land, and are even standing on four legs now.

    Uh-oh, what's this? There are lights on your moon's planet. You ask her what that is and she says, "oh, it looks like some of my organisms evolved sentience and are using electricity. You're not jealous are you?"
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:47 No.13880404
    >boring 08/15 quest thread with unrelated image
    >new quest thread made based on the image
    >first quest thread dies within minutes
    >this quest hits autosage after hours.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:48 No.13880410
    Question! If we reproduce by eating the dead, do we split off into two versions of us's, or what? Because this is sounding like a one-for-one type dealio, and that can't be kept up in the long run.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:49 No.13880432
    >>13880195
    Some organisms could evolve to compliment each other.

    1: Imagine wide-spread floating microbes that cause skin irritation in creatures with certain types of skin composition.
    2: Those creatures rub themselves against rocks
    3: Rocks contain creatures not unlike fast-growing barnacles. These particular "barnacle" creatures can also live as parasites on the skin of creatures..
    4: Turns out the barnacles make the affected creatures very difficult to kill because of their impervious barnacle armor.
    5: The animals who don't scratch the itch for one reason or another suffer from natural selection.
    6: Animals that scratch against rocks even though there is no itch are more likely to survive - perhaps in areas where there are fewer or perhaps no itchy microbes. Instinct is hereditary.
    7: Even if the itchy microbes die out in this scenario, it is not unlikely that the symbiotic relationship could survive.

    Hell, this entire scenario could have happened even without itchy microbes. They just sped the whole thing up and increased the chances of it happening somewhat.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:49 No.13880434
    >>13880410

    >8 organisms eating at 1 corpse
    >8 organisms get pregnant

    works for me, don't you think?
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:51 No.13880449
    >>13880430


    New thread.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:51 No.13880450
    >>13880403
    >Eventually they become symbiotic, swooping down, devouring smaller organisms beneath them, and beating anything that comes close with their rock armor!
    >"oh, it looks like some of my organisms evolved sentience and are using electricity. You're not jealous are you?"
    Sorry honey, I think I win.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:51 No.13880452
    >>13880403
    That fucking whore why didn't she tell us.

    What the fuck that makes me angry.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:51 No.13880460
    >>13880434
    not as efficient as orks, but cooler
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:51 No.13880463
    >>13880403
    yo son you saw this? >>13880240
    it fucking awesome
    >> Deathworldquest 02/12/11(Sat)20:52 No.13880472
    >>13880430
    New thread. Also new name
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:52 No.13880473
    >>13880460

    Heh, I knew you'd like it!
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:53 No.13880484
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    >>13880434
    Herp. I was imagining a single organism was food for a single other organism, yeah that'll work.

    >picture unrelated
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)20:56 No.13880527
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    >>13880484

    No offense intended, bro. I personally love this idea. I'm SO gonna take that into one of my campains.

    Picture unrelated, well, it proves that asexuality sometimes cames in handy.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)21:08 No.13880651
    >>13880434
    That sounds allot like parthonogenosis, how do they share DNA? They all will evolve seperatly. This needs fixing.

    Technically if deathrate is linked with birthrate, without any lag, then killing is -not- all that common. Loners are. The population will never grow either... only mating creatures can focus on the three main focusses of genes:
    - copying fidelity (no genetic diseases)
    - ficundity (available resources)
    - longevity

    Of couce you could add more of these.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)21:09 No.13880661
    Have 6 legged diamond things go to war with Rock Men

    >>life oldence
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)21:09 No.13880664
    >>13880403
    THAT WHORE

    Send the slut comet "accidentally" hurtling into the moon.
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)21:25 No.13880849
    >>13880195
    >rubbing a shark and a bear together.

    brb trying something
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)21:44 No.13881054
    >>13880527
    >fifth base

    WAT
    >> Anonymous 02/12/11(Sat)22:22 No.13881454
    >>13880171

    Is that concept art for a Morganic Matter-Editation room?



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