First post.

Captcha is laworma. Worm law pls.

I refuse that we turn that fine quest into 40k faggotry.

Chuckle fondly at our moon-wife's antics. She's so impatient with her lifeforms. Wait and see if they annihalate each other with nuclear war. If they do not, prepare to eat them.

So Majora (I'm going to call her that now) has sentient life. This is what we get for bombing our little guys with asteroids all the time.

It's going to be only moments before they reach manned space flight. hope our angry fauna is prepared and ANGRY.

>>13880459

>He thinks 40k invented Deathworlds.

>Laughingwhores.jpg

To reiterate, that fucking whore moon what the fuck. I don't give a shit if our dudes are more awesome, electricity? Are you shitting me? Next they're going to be mining, man, mining.

Dust cloud, in our lower legrange, please. Make them work for it. Make them work for the agony of working for it.

ask her to shake a few off down to us so we can get a good look

then eat them and absorb their smarts

We're gonna have to teach Majora another lesson. Can we pelt something at her?

I think it's time for an extinction event on our moon.
If they have electricity they might be able to fuck up our ecosystem before we are prepared to fight back.

>>13880489

We've been saving up all that magma for a long time. Explode some lava at her.

>>13880487
This. The moment they set foot on us, one of our species is going to kill and eat them.

Of course, our biologies are based on totally different chemicals, so they'll die immediately. But then something will eat them, and become immune to dying from eating squishy smart guys.

>>13880487
Seconded.

>>13880502
i like this idea
then our species can climb the spout when it cools and hardens into rock

yes, this also means we have a giant moon mace
problem?

>>13880475

Almost immediately after you notice the lights, Majora begins to sparkle with lights even brighter than jeff. It starts with one, then another, then ten more, then hundreds more; smoke covers her landscape and she begins to seem distressed. After that brief instant, the night lights she had before are much dimmer. Hmm, maybe the problem took care of itself.

I say we letting the creatures be successful and instead we make our world into even more of a deathtrap ensuring that they can't touch our world.

Also a volcanic eruption between us and the moon to ensure the Aliens will have little idea of what is going on in the Death world.

>>13880486
>>13880475
>>13880489
Don't sweat it. Just give her a nice smile, say "oh, sentience ? Seems like fun." Then proceed to give prehensible organs to our best organisms and start them on this intelligence thing, we'll have caught up on her before she can get them out of the system.

Hey, OP, you might wanna tripfag when you do this. And we don't have to wipe out her sentient species, but we do have to throw some asteroid and shit at her.

>>13880523
damnit again with the moon failing my hopes and dreams

>>13880502
Good idea. But do
>>13880487 first.
And have a backup plan if THAT CUNTFACE DECIDES TO SLAM US. FUCKIN CONSTRUCT SOME HIDEY CAVES FOR OUR BADASS (soon to be) GENIUSES.

>>13880523
heavy chemical fog chokes our atmosphere

>>13880521
Lol.

Miscarriage analogy?

>>13880521
Ha ha ha oops.
Well. That irradiated soil looks pretty good on her when you look at it in the right parts of the frequency spectrum.

>>13880551
Any idea what we can do with the radiation? I got nothing.

alright, back to the life-forms

how are our magma species doing?

any dinosaur like species yet?

>>13880556
ignore it for now

>>13880551
>>13880521
I wouldn't be smug about it. Irradiation means resistance to irradiation, and mutations, mutations everywhere.

>>13880561

I honestly motion we skip the whole "flesh being" thing altogether. Also, whenever our creatures gain intelligence, we need them to be able to get off the planet ASAP so they can go be dangerous with our planets, not us.

Just a thought.

We cannot eat and reproduce by eating moons organisms.

What if we, after first contact, evolved a symbiotic that injects some sort of DNA-altering virus into victims, making them consumable for reproductional purposes.

All in all, making them compatible for reproduction. At least the ones that don't immeadiatly die from the stress.

Meaning only the strong ones, the ones that stay alive long enough for their DNA to be altered, will benefit our gene-pool.

Last thread archived, BTW. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13878831/

Let's prod our guys on the path to sentience. ALL OF THEM.

I am using this planet in my next Sci=fi game.

If our dudes ever get intelligent, they'll probably be the big bads too.

So we need to make sure our guys don't blow themselves up completely. Do you think they will understand MAD when they get there?

Imagine their culture, based on their way of living and procreating. Death means life. They'd never even start worrying and love the bomb right from the start.

I think we should have our dudes evolve super string muscles that need to be flexed continuously to maintain them

They'll stop and fly around, punching and punching and PUNCHING

Maybe we should invest in WISDOM instead of INTELLIGENCE, looking at what happened to moon?

>>13880615
So you want them all to have a superpower??

>>13880615
Nah fuck that, just get them other planets from the get go so they'll be ravenous to them.

If humans had another planet, how awesome would that be? We'd keep Earth because hey, why not, and we wouldn't think twice about turning Venus into a smoking crater. It'd be awesome.

>>13880615
See the way I see it, our dudes will hate Nukes.
You can't eat something you nuked, no bodies, why would you want to kill something you can't eat?

>>13880606

Death means life, but an unrecoverable corpse means death and lost potential.

Weapons of mass destruction equal a giant loss in genetic material, whereby small precise weapons allow for more life to spread.

See my point?

>>13880521
Chastise her for trying to do it on her own. Let's help her get a clean start, maybe wash her with that comet.

Also, can we get an update on what the dominant species on our surface are doing ? I'm a little lost.

>>13880615
our moon was worshiped by all species!!! what the hell has happened when i was eating dinner!!!

Wait can the species on our planet really create technology at all considering the environment being hugely detrimental to all technology..

>>13880632
This, chastise that bitch with the FURY

>>13880629
Makes sense.

>>13880561
There is an armored, giant, four-legged species with two small manipulators in its midsection. They are the only things strong enough to take a beating from the photosynthetic flying rock-monsters that have developed and actually fight back. Having eaten the fungi of a rock-monster, they are now able to bond with the rock-monsters of the surface.

>>13880489
>>13880499
>>13880502
>>13880523
Just to make sure you don't get left behind, you use that volcanic eruption you've been saving to send a plume of gas and rock at her. "I... I didn't know you were into... THAT," she says. Her atmosphere is now obscured by smog, and the lights are dimming a bit more.
Now the eruption has sent gas and dust into your ecosystem, obscuring JEFF! The enormous armored rock-dinosaur creatures evolve to become smaller to survive the decrease in food availability.

>>13880642
We'll just create really awesome technology.

Technology so awesome it cannot be harmed by our environment

>>13880642
Electricity should be dead easy, sulfuric acid and metal being more or less all you need to create a current, and our oceans are made of the stuff.

Everything else just needs to be mobile.

Actually now that i think of it, most of the organisms on the planet should discover electricity before the making of fire, due to the fact that fire is so god-damned common that they would never have the need to make it themselves, they could just find some.

>>13880655
and is made out of diamonds

>>13880649
>"I... I didn't know you were into... THAT," she says.
I'm offended by her tone, beat her with the comet. Try and make any lose matter part of us after the collision.

>>13880675
hehe "wheres the fire?" takes on a whole new meaning

>you now realize that we have made the Nether from minecraft

>>13880649

Decreasing size, I think now would be the time to increase their brains.

Slowly, instincts are replaced by thought-of hunting strategies like teaming up on ground creatures, or thrown objects to hunt for airbornes.

how far was earth developed when they were as old as planet thumb?

just for a frame of reference

Have our organisms create Magma: the Burninging and Battlesledge 20k so they can sit around and be unproductive.

>>13880679
Fuck this, we do not want another extinction event on our world, plus our comet is awesome.

We're not giving our moon the satisfaction of getting a rise out of us.

You know, fuck the bitch. Begin slowly pulling her towards us. A process that takes thousands of years. Our species will merge.

>>13880701
Your organisms begin to paint tiny overvalued rocks, proceeded by staging them in mock battle. The larger hairier organisms seem to prevail over the smaller, eating them.

>>13880717
this

>>13880721
Awesome

OP, by now the species should be splitting off into dozens of subspecies because of geological differences. And the in turn will split off into dozens of others.

Also we'll need plant life. Maybe the fungus begins to spread out and grow into lush forest kind of things. And the animals begin to diverge into different branches.

>>13880717
Nonononono we tried that. Orbital mechanics don't work that way, she'd just crash into us.

>>13880717
>>13880679

Leave or moon alone, she's majoras moon, she looks awesome.

Put up with her, we'll need some good moon-worshipping. We will take her over soon enough! Our first conquery!

>>13880721
oh jesus
their learning tactics

Any chance we can send another eruption Majora's way? Maybe shape our magnetic field to send more charged particles into her atmosphere?

Before you know it, the dimmed lights on Majora spread and brighten once more, and the fog lifts. You feel like she sent something your way. "Just a present" she says.
EGAD IT'S HIDEOUS! It's a sort of rodent-like creature that had fused with colonies of photosynthetic flowers, that walks on TWO LEGS! And it's PRETTY! And CUTE! Oh, that is just like Majora.
On the way down, their parachuting pod collides with a territorial rock monster that believes it to be a rival. The ship goes down and the astronauts, miraculously, survive. Their ship damaged, they are unable to return home. They seem resigned to their fate and make some kind of fruity ceremonial structure for their death. They lie on top of it and the flowers slowly come into bloom as they breathe their last. Scavengers pick apart the corpse and die. Bigger scavengers eat the little scavengers and gain the ability to EAT MAJORANS.

>>13880728
>fungus
>lush forest

oh shit, we have Zangarmarsh.

>>13880728
>lush forest
what are you, a homosex? Come on now.

Our forests should be just about as "lush" as acres upon acres of symbiotic cutlery-creatures and fungal vents, that is to say, not very lush at all.

>>13880746
>TWO LEGS!
TWO LEGS! TWOOOOO LEEEEEEGS!

NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>13880746
so TWO civilizations have popped up and we havent even hit the sapient state

why are we so fucking slow?

>>13880746

Would that mean that our species also gain increased intelligence capacity?

How about this:

A new evolutionary breakthrough:
>8 organisms eat 1 corpse
All 8 children are mentally linked on a subconscios, instinctive level. They can tell wether the other is in intense pain, alive, dead, or the like.
This works even if a corpse is shared between the airborne and landwalking species.

Now we can eat Majorans? Oh fuck yes.

>>13880746
...

Bitch is sending life forms to US‽ Fuck that noise.

We've been looking at this all wrong. Intelligent life won't listen to us. Intelligent life will go find a planet where it can become lazy. We need UNintelligent life spreading through the universe like a virus, doing our bidding and only our bidding.

Let's get some of our rock monsters eating the space ship. Lets breed our life to enter space under its own natural power!

>>13880787
gay

>>13880778
We're lumbering rock creatures in an environment that doesn't really encourage research and development. That said, we're fucking awesome and I can wait a little while for our guys to get going.

>>13880746
So they've become intelligent now???? Oh shit shit just got extremely real!

>>13880787
ooh, hivemind. This can provide only awesomeness.

>>13880778
Because we keep bombing our creatures with rocks from space and blowing up volcanoes under their asses.
Don't worry, it might take longer, but our diamond warriors will yet spread the glory of THUMB.
Also Magma: the Burninging.

We need to pelt Majora with some little things. Seriously, why have we not done this? TRIAL BY FIRE! And if our creatures move to fully bipedal, we will smack them right down.

>>13880796
This. Like I said earlier, it's easy to destroy other planets and not your own, think of it like

What do you care more about, your home, or your neighbors? Fuck your neighbors!

We get our guys spacebound and they will tear shit up and they'll leave their colonies alone because it's easiest that way.

Let's send some of our most hardy and survivalist species, a hybrid of rock and fungal spore, onto Majora, via a "comet" emitted from a large volcanic blast.

>>13880675
The land species already can produce electricity as a mechanism for surviving winter by feeding on organic elements. To do this they have diamond teeth. Forgot to mention that.

>>13880728
The aerial algae are the autotrophs of Thumb, as the sulphuric acid clouds are so thick as to obscure JEFF. Their corpses and excretions fall to the bottom, feeding the lower ecosystem.
>>13880698
By now we're a little bit older than earth
>>13880721
Yes, some of the hairier of the formerly large predators are beginning to LEARN, thinking critically and pelting each other with rocks instead of clawing at one another.

have our landspecies climb the rock tower
1: tests their abilities in weaker atmosphere
2: more majorans to eat

>>13880796
that'd be fair boring bro
plus you're stepping into overprotective parent territory

>>13880804

But a small version. Our planet is based entirely on conflict and struggle for survival, this'll create small groups that can work together. Limited hive-mind between "siblings", if you will.

>>13880796
Yes.
Our creations shall sail between the stars, spreading forth from our Sacred Hub of flame and acid.
They shall block out thousands of suns.
They shall grow kilometers long, harboring thousands upon thousands of smaller silicon beings inside themselves, ready to fall from orbit.
They shall fly far, and they shall consume all.
And we shall be their mind.

>>13880824
We need a hivemind. One centered on us.

>>13880807
Man, I bet Valakut is in their meta right now

>poor joke

Ha ha yeah I know

jesus christ weve created the tyranids

>>13880828
We're already an abusive spouse. Why not be overprotective of our stupid, stupid life forms?

Besides, we want our species to be badasses, right? What's more badass than "can live in hard vacuum and doesn't afraid of anything"?

>>13880843

No, a hivemind just takes away individuality. We want that.

If hivemind, then on a small scale. Like the sibling idea.

Fuck hive minding. This isn't Avatar.

Make some method of controlling our creations, and then THIS:
>>13880796
WE will invade other planets. It will be our organisms on the surface, but us calling the shots back here. It'll have to work off some quantum bullshit, but dammit it'll work.

So we smack Majora with some space junk, I guess.

>>13880824
By now they should be noticing the elaborate spacescape of our bitchin rings and Majora, which doesn't look particularly familiar or unsettling to them because their faces don't work that way. Maybe they're starting to wonder how this shit came to be, and are starting analytical thinking, filling in the blanks with traditional knowledge.

Any hints of science or religion in them yet?

>>13880885
Nah, nah. Let's smack her with a native Thumb rock. One covered in some sweet, sweet fungus.

>>13880885
hell no! we send probes deep into space and study.....
the salarian way

>>13880891
This might also screw with her ecosystem. Much better.

>>13880889
If it's a religion, we need to squish that out. Unless it's worship of us.

>>13880783
>>13880791
Unfortunately you cannot gain majorans' abilities from eating them, as they do not have the necessary specialized cells.

Time passes and more expeditions travel to Thumb in increasingly bulky, deathworld-proof spaceships. The final form is something resembling the apollo capsule if it were a giant tank. The pilots are a special caste of flower-less creatures, bred to survive in the harsh climate and breed prolifically, at the cost of their cuteness. Their job is to Majoraform Thumb to make it inhabitable for ordinary Majorans, which have learned a thing or two from that nuclear war of theirs.
When they land, they set up camp, beginning to eat the local wildlife. They cannot gain from their deaths, though; the posthumous growth only causes them digestion problems. They continue to grow in numbers when the rock-wielding, four-legged creatures encounter them and attack. Their numbers are dwindling.

>>13880912
OH SHIT SOME, MAJORA GOTTA PAY NOW

>>13880885
Wonder what would happen if we were to let her go. Increase her orbit to the point where she'll eventually drift away or get caught by mister giant whatshisface out there. Besides a lot of drama, of course.

>>13880921
That would be boring. We need our species(s) to dominate and thrive in conflict.

Ask majora what's up?
Why is she sending us all this shit?
It's a nice present and all, but fuck, we can make our own sentient beings.
WE DON'T NEED HER SYMPATHY.

our planets theme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bqt5WCS9vY&feature=feedrec_grec_index
>tedock nature
haha

>>13880921
increase speed, erupt magma from the same volcano to break the connection, send her flying off

>>13880933
Too easy, she's got to pay for that shit.

>>13880912
>they cannot gain from the deaths
Waste, horrible waste... KILL THEM!

>>13880912
OK, bitch needs to cut that shit out. I think it's time we took a more active hand in Majora's affairs and pulled her into our surface.

>>13880912
Whose numbers are dwindling? the Majorans or the Thumbites?

>>13880912

They ate from our wildlife - there might be one or two of them that actually mutated to support our way of reproduction.

Leading their corpses children to have the delicious, large brains of the majorians. Which can be used to think. Think hard. About how to pay back.

>>13880944
DAWN OF THE FIRST DAY.

Sooner or later, It can only end like this.

>>13880912
so the majorans have different chromosomes than the species on thumb huh?

How long's it been since the last major eruption? Ready a volcano and spray magma all over Majora. Like, cover her in that shit. That'll teach those flower children of hers to invade you. Get some atmosphere to our slutty comet, too, let's get three life-supporting bodies going on and see what happens.

Vomit a chunk of live-harboring magma into one of Majora's oceans. Merge our biospheres.

Begin the production of transgenic viruses to infect the Majorans with Thumbian DNA and cells.


Thumbian species are already hugely symbiotic. We need to spread, and merge our will with that of ALL worlds.

>>13880930
"I don't know what it is anymore, it's gotten away from me!"

>>13880843 hivemind
As it so happens, the lava-creatures have been growing together as of late. Even with our tectonic tantrums, they have spread far and wide and emerged as a lava-borne consciousness, though they cannot yet reach the surface... Or at least, they couldn't before that last super-eruption. The rock organisms are currently in the process of being displaced with organisms programmed (though not directly controlled) by the lava-beings.

>>13880960
Oh fuck I forgot about our small whore asteroid/moon.

Time for her to collide with Majora.

>>13880960
celestial bukkake?

wierdest boner ever

Yeah, I dunno what but we should spray something all over that whore Majora's face.

All over her face.

>>13880977

I'm thinking we hose her down with our DNA, ifyaknowwhatimean.

>>13880969
Oh fuck yes, time to launch some of our Thumbrocks onto Majora. We'll infect her shitty fucks with out viruses and bacteria, and they'll become mutated and digested.

All for the Hivemind. All for Thumb.

>>13880960
We are NOT going to ejaculate lava across Majora's entire body. Do you have any idea how much we'd need?

How close to vacuum-survival are we, by the way?

>>13880982
hehe, yeaaaaah

>>13880960
Oh, I forgot about our slutty comet. Would she be up for colliding with Majora?

>>13880969
>lava-borne consciousness
FUCK. YES.

>>13880986
>ejaculate
Now you need to get your mind out of the gutter, sir.

>>13880969
PROGRAMMED?
THAT IMPLIES INTELLIGENCE.

Give them all the resources they require, but make sure that our will is theirs. Perhaps find a way to give them messages through our lava?

Around halfway through Jeff's lifetime, we need to start thinking about creating some kind of volcanic rocket-engines, and harvest enough radioisotopes to give our core enough heat to not need him.

Thumb shall travel the stars, bearing his hungry, hungry children.

>>13881012
AWAKEN MY CHILD AND EMBRACE THE GLORY THAT IS YOUR BIRTHRIGHT!

>>13880986
>entire body
Just her face, bro

>>13880965
We send lava-creatures to her as a "thank-you," explaining that some couples can damage each others' ecosystems as a way of becoming closer as planets, instead of just bonding through common organisms. She finds the idea somewhat kinky, but accepts.
>>13880950
The Majorans can't mutate, not being Thumbites though the microorganisms inside them have some ability to do so. Really, this doesn't mean much besides the fact that their immune systems get worse every year. The planetary Majorans, it seems, have finally died off from our gas cloud and its damage to their ecosystem; the expedition was really a last-ditch attempt at survival.
>>13880948
The Majorans are dwindling.

>>13881038
HOW DO YA LIKE MY GROOVE, DAGGOTH‽
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKeGwOKr7K8

>>13880986
requesting rule 34 on that!
pic: mah face reading that!

>>13881048
Yeah, we win. Yay.

>>13881030
I sort of agree with this. Can we sacrifice bits of ourself? maybe have five or so fragments that go to planets that can be harvested while leaving our sentient core that can issue orders... through lava!

We have two sapient races? A race of humanoids with minerals growing on their flesh as a form of protection and the diamond turtle vikings?

More importantly, what kinds of sapient races are evolving on the two moons?

Which of the sapient species on our world do we favor?

Also doing work sucks, the loser in the struggle for dominance should be preserved as a slave race to do all the menial tasks so that the winner can focus on fighting.


Finally, have our rival planets in the solar system developed sapient life. If so, do we know what level of technology our rivals' races have reached? I assume our own sapient species are still in the caveman phase.

>>13881048
We need to inject our Thumbrocks onto Majora, and corrupt her species. When we've taken the sentient fucks down, punt our whorecomet into her, and look into our ability to survive without Jeff.

Yeessss... We shall send our children out to gather food, for themselves, and for us. Travelling from star to star, tearing worlds apart for their delicious biomass and succulent radioactives.

>>13881048

So their planet ecosystem is pretty much gone?

Hey guys, what about we keep a small enclave of them arround? I mean, we wanted to conquer them, not commit genocide!

I have a feeling
ohhh! ohhh!
that the majorans
are important! that the majorans are important!

>>13881048
There, let our lava critters live on our moon, evolutionarily diverge, then when one gains space-travel they can eat the other ones and we'll have the best of both races.

Our job is to keep making badasses while Majora can coddle her new lifeforms.

>>13881060
.7 sec in MSPaint

>>13881078
Forgot my name

Anyway, Nuclear wars? Causing sapient flowers to die out? I need to read this thread.

>>13881106
Yeah but you know

fuck em

>>13881030
We need to plan even longer term, and figure out how we can into Bulk so we can always have fresh stars to supply us with delicious energy. And fresh matter to replace what we lose from proton decay.

>>13880986
With all the volcanic gases you're spewing out and their natural ability, they can survive just about any atmosphere, and their armor protects them from vacuum. Unfortunately, they still need to breathe. Except for the lava-beings, but sub-magma temperatures cause them to freeze to death, aside from their servitor-organisms.

>>13881012
You try to use the eddies and currents of your mantle to communicate with them, but they simply interpret them as natural weather patterns. Some regions of the hive believe that you are sentient, though, and do get some limited messages across. When the volcano-to-Majora thing happened, these regions became much more numerous.

>>13881105

Second. Let our hive-mind creatures defend them. They might prove useful and be thankful for our intervention, but control their numbers!

Imagine their bio-engineering on our side!

>>13881127

What the fuck is that thing in your picture? o.O

>>13881142
I think we should into space

Mama be so proud

>>13881142
Show visible favor to the regions that believe you are sentient. Grant them extra resources, while limiting those of the nonbelievers.

>>13881153

A character from Madoka Magica. It's written by the same guy who did Saya no Uta. You should watch it~

>>13881129
what.......the......hell......man!

>>13881153
My bet is on bloody delicious.

I am astonished that our atmosphere is compatible enough with our moon's that organisms can survive on both planets. I didn't think her atmo was dense enough to support even remotely compatible lifeforms.

>>13881175
We keep exchanging atmospheres via techtonic events and asteroid strikes.
Deathworld, what are the organisms we sent to Majora doing?

>>13881175
I think she got most of her atmosphere from us, also we're a planet we really don't know what her shit has in terms of protective gear.

>>13880986
rule 34 hours in mspaint

>>13881142
Space is a fuckawesome insulator, there's nothing for conduction to work with. If they leave warm, they'll get wherever they're going warm. Visibly favor the groups that believe us sentient (per a previous anon) and send an expeditionary force of heretics at that asshole at the edge of our system.

>>13881182
>>13881186
I know she got most of it from us, but while that might give her roughly the same proportions initially, atmospheric composition changes a lot based upon what's going on at the surface level and planetary interior- volcanic activity, lifeforms changing things, and so forth. Not to mention that we'd need almost identical density for it to be breathable.

>>13881200
but but but

Thumb isn't wearing a stained wife beater and drinking beer

his is headcanon for me as it should be for everyone

>>13880796
>and then anon was Yahweh

>>13880974
>>13881088
You try to talk Majora into banging the whore moon, citing that you collided with quite a few comets in your day and that if she did it would bring the two of you closer together. She, confident that her new ecosystem (see below) can handle it, agrees. The whore is thrust into her crust, causing a major extinction event from which your combined descendants emerge the victors

>>13881105
The Majoran ecosystem has adapted in creative ways to the influx of Thumbite organisms. The microorganisms assimilated almost immediately, while the complex organisms became symbiotic to compensate for their own lack of Thumbness.
As time passes, Majora's ecosystem becomes a somewhat more hospitable death world than yours. Your smaller rock-wielding four-legged race is partly domesticated by the Lava-beasts, believing them to be Gods and the emissaries of the will of Thumb (which they totally are). They begin to organize, using tools and building cities. They ride the rock-beasts into the upper atmosphere, and colonize that area. They quickly adapt to the relative lack of sulphur and the incredible sunlight. In the name of the lava-beings and Thumb, they have become civilized!

Yeah I think this displaces Tau Bitches Smearing Peanut Butter On Each Other as the weirdest thing I've drawn for /tg/.

>>13881232
GLORIOUS! Now we have to find some proper method of communication with them.

>>13881232
Reticulate Spines

>>13881232
Fuck. Yeah.

I love my bitchy moonwife. Foster our children's civilization for a while, then let's see about blowing this popstand for the larger universe.

>>13881232
>colonize the upper atmostphere

We have floating islands?

Also, now that we have cities, what kind of politics is going on between the Lava-beasts? What about the cities? Are they concentrated in a single area like ancient Sumer or is this a global phenomenon?

Also we should give the lava-beasts a real species name, since they've earned it by becoming sapient.

>>13881247
welcome to the interweb

>>13881247
This is awesome, thank you

>>13881215
The original Majorans could not breathe the Thumb atmosphere, as it was too thick and had too much sulfur. The new Majorans were decidedly un-cute genetic monsters, engineered by the originals (they were good at that sort of thing; they liked flowers) to survive on Thumb as a last-ditch attempt to survive and possibly make it habitable as their own species was dying. They fared poorly, unfortunately for them.

>>13881208
Yes, but radiation is proportional to the fourth power of temperature; the lava-beings themselves have body temperatures so high that any long-distance journey would kill them; they could only survive the trip to Majora by banding together and impacting with such force as to penetrate her crust and reach her warm, wet insides, and impregnate her with their hivemind.

>>13881232
Oh man, maybe the whore's personality will rub off on her so we'll be able to get her to do even more kinky shit,

>>13881288
She didn't have any room to object anyway, or we'd have just slapped her around.

Wtf, you fags turned our badass planet into a pussified, civilized place.

I vote the outer planet has been secretly cultivating his own sentient species. Being farther away from the sun makes that planet's surface fucking frozen wasteland so life grew underground where shit was vaguely habitable. Having evolved with an existance where what you want you have to carve out of the fucking rocky interior of the planet with the hands He gave you, they know how to get shit done and get what they want.

They want Thumb's motherfucking gold deposits.

Yes, let's continue to foster our hiveminded, rocky children. Get them to be nice to the help too, don't want a slave rebellion fouling things up for us.

Begin work on the volcanic rocket engines, get ready to make our way out of the system.

>>13881247
A: I love you
B: Do you have a website? I want to consume your art on a regular basis.

>>13881320
Our planet is still a death trap. Where the fuck did you get this pussy shit from? They developed sentience, and worship us a god. They can now better kill for us.

>>13881320
Civilized does not equal pussy. They're still crazed, cannibalistic murderers.

Now they just murder planets instead of each other.

Archived again.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/13880430/

>>13881325
We'll need more mass for that. Is there an asteroid belt we can sweep?

>>13881362
you're going to kill everyone trying to accumulate more mass

>>13881362
We ate most of them. We'll need to eat another planet before we leave. Be good training for the kids.

autosage is coming pretty soon!

>>13881320

you shut your whore mouth, thumb is perfect as it is, and major just became inhabited by us!

We need to make sure that we communicate a lot with the lava-beings. Lesser lifeforms have such short memories; to keep them worshiping us we'll need to stay in communication most of the time.

>>13881337
Cheers.
mk01 on deviantart should serve to that end.
(or kirsia.hwcommunity.com if you like them webcomic things)

Oh just want to say, OP, before I give in to sleep, I'm having a lot of fun. Thanks.

>>13881375
Oh, how about the innermost world? It's nice and hot, should be nice to invade.

>>13881395
This. This is important to prevent apostasy.

What is going down on the night side of our world?
We've kinda been ignoring it since we became tidally locked.

>>13881348
>tags: Celestial Bukkake
>seriouslyguys.jpg

>>13881416
Magma creatures shouldn't particularly care.

Check in anyway.

>>13881266
>what kind of politics is going on between the Lava-beasts?
Conflict between lava-beasts only occurs among those very far away, as the ones close to each other can hivemind better. Individual areas tend to want to propagate their own ideas as much as possible, and "idea wars" where two ideologies clash until one converts enough followers to emerge the victor, are common.
>We have floating islands?
Floating algal mats, some of them combined with rock-creatures from the surface. They grow thick enough along the equator to build on them, though large clusters of buildings aren't feasible; they have to be spread out.
>cities
The main servitor race of the lava-beast has spread to the four corners of Thumb, colonizing large swathes. They have long known how to harness electricity, it being a natural ability, but only recently have been able to use it to make machines. They did so more quickly than humans, however, as they were under the guidance of the Lava-mind.

You notice that the nearest planet, the one just slightly larger than Majora, has changed color recently, and you're not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing...
Suddenly, a small group of ships comes from that direction! The Majorans, it seems, have barely survived our holocaust and have stationed ships in orbit to nuke our fair land! Luckily, they have only thus far hit the atmospheric cities and are bombing away indiscriminately otherwise, sparing the surface-colonies. They also don't suspect the existence of lava-beings. Satisfied that they have accomplished their mission, they land on Majora, exterminating the local populace.
The servitors are angry, and are turning to the lava-beings to guidance. The lava-beings consult the flows. What do you plan for them?
Also, everything on your planet is now immune to radiation, and also resist nukes to a much lesser degree.

What type of messages can we send to the Church of the Children of Thumb?

ASSIMILATE THE MAJORANS

We should definitely invade the inner world. If JEFF steps in, offer 'im a night with Majora to not interfere.

>>13881447
Express admiration at their aggression and amusement at their weakness.

Direct that they are to be infected and eaten, so as to service the superior races and be elevated by that service.

>>13881447

KILL THEM ALL
CONSUME THEIR FLESH
MAKE TROPHIES FROM THEIR BONES
BUT LEAVE THE SHIPS
WE SHALL USE THEM TO SAIL THE STARS

Laugh at them for being weak and mortal (assuming they find the lack of DNA passage via eating sad and pathetic.)

>>13881448

At this point, you have become the lava-beings to work on the interplanetary timescale. Make Thumb proud; you may call upon his aid with the understanding that such things will take time.

>>13881470
>>13881466
These.
Then invade the inner planet.
Oh, and if we're victorious, start the tradition of building monuments as thanks to the Great Flow.

>>13881461 here
Belay that. Time to end the Majorans.

Our first contact with another sapient race is going to be hilarious.

"YOU HAVE REFRAINED FROM FRUITLESSLY ATTEMPTING TO MAIM US. THEREFORE YOU EAT DEAD PEOPLE. PREPARE TO BE KILLED AND EATEN FOR YOUR HONOR."

>>13881461
You know you'll just get burned from that deal, right?

>>13881447

Oh fuck no, that does it, sound the drums of WAR, we have to show those fucks that we arn't pushovers

Fuck yeah, time for war. You do not fuck with Thumb, bitches.

Deliver huge diamond hulls to the surface-dwellers for them to cram rockets into.

>>13881447
What are our options for retaliation?

To indicate that we have begun acting as an organism, rather than a planet, we have become the Lava Hive Mind to better serve the interests of THUMB.

The servitors work feverishly to rebuild; after eating so many irradiated corpses, they became able to not only survive radiation, but sense it. They figure out how to mine uranium and other radioisotopes, and then their masters begin to call:
END THE MAJORANS
KILL THEM ALL
EAT THEIR FLESH
USE THEIR SHIPS TO CONQUER THE GALAXY
The lava hive-mind then directs them to determine the exact nature of the laws of physics, since otherwise they cannot reach outer space. Science progresses at a rapid pace.

This Thumb war is ON!

>>13881572
You currently don't have any, as they are too far away. You must direct the servitors to create options.

We Thumbites will not stand for such weapons that deny our brave warriors the rite of consumption to arms!

We shall use our heat to meant through the hulls of the coward's armor, and feast upon their soft flesh!

>>13881617
Request the Most Holy Thumb to repeat the Space Bukkae of 2273 on that prick sending ships our way.

>>13881617
THE LAVAMIND APPROVES. How long until we have a weapon capable of utterly destroying another planet?

>>13881638
GASP
we hollow out rocks
fill them with our warriors
move said rocks on top of volcanos
use volcanos to launch our warriors

>>13881617

Guys, GOD just told us to become great scientists.


This is getting awesome.

>>13881638
And bless that unworthy surface with our holy magma? FUCK THAT NOISE.

>>13881638
Pah, has Thumb not forged us into the greatest race in the known universe? Are we so weak that we cannot carry out its commands without begging for aid? We do this on our own!

>>13881638
>>13881655

Hitting the planet will be difficult, as it's hundreds of times farther away than Majora. Also, you would have to spend thousands of years building up your magma.

Construct dirty bombs.

Kill them with radiation.

Eat their corpses.

>>13881707
How goes the progress on developing anti-Majoran retaliatory measures? Any powerful lasers? Interplanetary missiles? Biological weapons?

Seeing as our beings can now sense uranium, they should be able to begin scientifically experimenting with radioactive materials, and then soon, build nuclear powered spaceships to deliver the righteous fury of Thumb

GLORY TO THE LAVA MIND

Thumb expedition forces need to have at least two basic types of space ships: war ships and colony ships.

Colony ships are glorified flying chambers of magma with specialized drills, piercing the crust and aiming for aplanet's volcanos. Get Thumb's magma into that planets and assimilate it, converting every planet into an extension of Thumb's will.

>>13881753
Oh god. Here's our solution: All the craziest bits of Project Orion (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_%28nuclear_propulsion%29) and Project Pluto (http://www.merkle.com/pluto/pluto.html) put together in one Radioactive Death Missile.

>>13881634
The servitors, through experimentation, gradually develop their rockets and vehicles.
They are programmed to be self-sufficient and knowledgeable at birth, so that even the infants can be scientists. In addition, they breed prolifically (child-care is almost unheard-of on Thumb; you have seen to that) and reach maturity at merely 3 Thumbite years; this is necessary given that they live on such a death-world
They progress ten times more quickly than humans. The first servitors knew of steam. A decade later they derived the maxwell equations. Three years after that they had chemical heat engines. And five years after that they had FUCKING ROCKETS! They managed to put nukes on them after an arduous 8-year process, and mass-produce them in 5 more years.

>>13881753
>>13881776
>>13881777

These. Nuclear powered drill ships.

Get into the planet. Assimilate it's magma. Kill everything with volcanic firestorm. Eat the corpses.

>>13881783
i dont like where this is going
we created the universes hardiest warriors and their letting nukes do the killing for them

We're immune to radiation, right?
Use unshielded reactors for tech, not like we need to waste resources protecting ourselves. This has the added benefit of making our tech difficult to harvest for outsiders.

>>13881783

They're getting too smart for their own good.

Make sure that the magma beings gain all these advantages. Perhaps institute a religious ritual where honored Servitors are eaten by the magma-folk and integrated into the hive-mind (Either really, or supposedly) and keep the advantage over them.

>>13881777
YES! Project Pluto-esque ramjets become the main mode of transportation, and they propel their ships with NUKES!
Pollution is never a concern, as everything can adapt to any toxin anyway.

>>13881807
I concur.
We have nukes, all well and good for space warfare.
But we need _ships_.
I think we should find a way to make biological ships, we are silicates, after all.

Fuck dope-ass missiles and un-thumby weapons. Convert a planet's magma with colony ships. Assimilate the planet and create a web of the Thumb. Turn your enemy's planet against them.

>>13881824
Erm, as the lava beings program the servitors I would rather assume that they know everything the servitors do already.

how about, instead of using nukes, we create a kinetic projectile weapon, grown in biological sacs on the planets surface with techniques similar to the growth of the species exo-skeleton.

These kinetic weapons can then be fired using nuclear powered engines, and thus, we can harvest their DNA for the hive mind the next day after the impact

Subtext: We're going to be sending a few drills into Majora's backdoor soon.

>>13881807
Hell no. Nukes are for GETTING places. Once you get there, you RIP AND TEAR and infect the magma.

Battle Plan: Use Nuke rockets to get to where they are.
Rip them to shreds,
Honorably consume all fallen warriors
Scientist servitors analyze their tech
Use tech to invent more creative ways to get into melee combat.
Repeat.

Any objections?

While the Servitors are of course going to be accomplishing things in the short term, in the long term Thumb still had some things to accomplish.
That is, of course, working on gearing our supervolcano towards launching rocks filled with the magmabeings at distant planets.

Only objection is that we need to use drill ships to assimilate a planet and make it an extension of thumb. Otherwise that plan is solid.

>>13881871
None whatsoever. I would like to add the suggestion that our scientists develop Project Pluto jetpacks for our more stout warriors so that they can hurdle into melee combat at supersonic speeds astride a column of nuclear fire.

>>13881871
naw, this works

battle tech should be all about removing the enemy's advantages and forcing them to fight to our own.

Therefore, shutting down their ability to fight at a distance, and poisoning the environment.

>>13881885
Ours is the drill that will pierce the heavens?

>>13881838
>>13881794
>>13881848

Yes... Nukes are just un-thumby. The nukes will be used to propel the diamond-like drill pod into their crust, taking a few brave lava-cells into their planet's mantle. Then we will make an armada.
Meanwhile, the servitors are researching their own adaptatability, working to exploit it. They find that, by eating genetically enhanced foods, they can become better, faster, stronger. If fed a diet of vacuum-treated organisms, their bloodstream will develop defenses against decompression sickness. They don't need airtight ships, all they need is a source of air....and by feeding them anaerobic organisms, all they would then need is food to survive. The first generation of Spacer servitors have been born. Placed aboard nuclear-powered rockets and given adequate of food, they blast off in ships that would be deathtraps to any other species. They fly towards the inner planet...

>>13881904
i like atmosphere poisoning
when we infect planets we can have the volcanos spew sulphur and such

>>13881885
>drillships
YES! OURS ARE THE DRILLS THAT WILL PIERCE THE MANTLES!

>>13881914
Cripes, we're already getting scary.

Cultural aside: The servitors have taken to dying in innovative and creative ways to be fed upon and create a stronger next generation. In essence, a more extreme version of "jackass" is religiously significant and held as the most honorable way to die

While we have rapeships heading to the inner planet we can make a few ships to finish off the majorans that returned to that fucking whore of a moon.

This genetic adaptability seems too mary sue to me.

>>13881977
they earned it, considering their enviorment

>>13881977
Eh, we intentionally created the most hostile possible environment for our organisms to push them to be able to adapt to anything very, very quickly. That was the point.

You are now the servitor space marines. You have touched down on the planet, having bailed out just before impact such that the drillship you arrived on can penetrate the crust without killing you. The debris from the explosion and the sudden deceleration (caused, by the way, by a nuke) would kill a lesser organism, but not a Spacer. You land on the ground with a massive thud, all four legs bending under the acceleration, but your diamond-like exoskeleton holding strong. You can tell your comrades have landed elsewhere, while the region around you is desolate, killed by the drillship. It sickens you to know that such things cannot be eaten when killed, but these things are Thumbless monsters that do not give strength when eaten. They ought to be exterminated.
But first, you and your brethren must feed. What do you do?

>>13881962
>allofmymoney.gif

Use our radiation senses to find the nearest Majoran population center. Given the majoran's unthumby reliance on nukes they should be easy to sense.

Once detected, haul spess mehrin ass and consume all majorans.

>>13882008
Galumph towards the most radioactive source you can detect nearby, should be some sort of power station.

Meaning both food and the chance to destroy infrastructure.

>>13882008
Clearly we must contaminate the ecosystem with Thumbian microorganisms so as to make them worth eating.

In the meantime, find something soft and kill it.

>>13882008
Eat the weakest of our group.

>>13882008
Decimate our own troops. Every tenth Spacer kills itself in some spectacular manner. The other nine out of every ten eat the tenth.

Then, we go on the warpath and raze this pussified excuse for a planet.

>>13882043
Agreed, he/she/it would just slow the rest of us down.

>>13882008
We bring along anything for the ride? If not, can we tell if we can at least derive sustenance from the puny lifeforms here? If so, find a corpse and consume it.

Wait... could we have these magma-creatures under earths crust?

What do they look like... at the start i imagined them as electric eels but the changes have come fast...

This thread is better than i expected, but srsly. How can we develop culture without the prerequisits such as mating.
Also there 'feeding' before pregnancy rather sounds like the reproductive system is in the mouth... instead of the sewer... i'll leave you to think of comparisons with humanity...

>>13882008
If there's no available nutrition, every tenth marine kills them self and is consumed

It is our way

>>13882071
She/It is the most appropriate, after all any single entity can give birth.
I propose that the corpse that was eaten to conceive you is your "father", while the living being that gave birth to you is your "mother".

A huge insult is "Your father died of natural causes"

All thumbians are asexual creatures, iirc.

>>13882108
This works, so from now on every one are SHE, until they die, then they are refereed to as HE. Unless it is never feed on, then it is IT.

The magma entities are clearly like enormous trilobites with huge mandibles.

The surface servitors are like crab-centaurs with tentacle fingers and mouths in their "Chests" and no heads.

The Space Marines are that, but COVERED in fucking weapons and armor.

>>13882108
not on thumb

in fact not dying of natural causes would almost be a let down there

a huge honor would be to claim someone died a worse death than natural causes would normally allow

>>13882145
I desperately want someone to draw this.

>>13882131
Then, "he" would be a minor insult, wheras "it" is akin to saying you are beyond worthless, a thing to be cast aside as brutally as possible. I like it!

As a side note, assimilating planets and making them literal extensions of Thumb ensures that there's zero possibility of Thumbites getting soft as we can alter planets to Thumb's will.

>>13882043
One of them was injured in the blast and touchdown. It will have extra bone cells, that your children might have stronger bones, perhaps at the cost of weaker muscle; there is only so much a single generation can improve without weakening something else. Having fed, you release spores into the atmosphere. These will grow into full-fledged Spacers in time, and will probably be better acclimated to the planet, though in that case they would not be able to survive in space over long periods.
You are reminded that your sense of smell is nonexistent and your ability to hear has atrophied to almost nil, but that concerns you little.
>>13882042
Your bodies are covered in microorganisms. Every time we spit on the ground, we spread them. They will replace the native life, in time. Laboratory experiments have proven this; you have several research videos programmed into your memory depicting such an event. They grow and conquer, from the smallest colony until not a single heathen organism survives.

>>13882131
Language differences for the living/dead?
I approve.

We should collect all the awesome information on this world somewhere.

>>13882174 cont.
>>13882041
You don't see much near here, but you can see something in the far distance. You move towards it along with your comrades; it is a town. The organisms seem to be in hiding, probably from the recent impact. They are weak. They fear death, for they cannot benefit the next generation with it. Such pitiful, disgusting beings. You look around, plowing through any building you find. Some topple easily, others are more difficult. In time, your brethren encounter natives and resistance. Their puny, cowardly projectile weapons cannot harm them, and they are put out of their misery as soon as possible. You carry on as such until you can find none left.
They are pitiful beings. Half your height, and only two legs. Weak. Their ancestors had flowers, perhaps, but they have lost them from the cloud cover. They shall be eaten.
You have no sense of taste; such a thing would be used to detect toxins, while for you it would only make the next generation stronger. But it feels squishy on the outside, and crunchy on the inside. It feels good.

Oh god. Our neckbearded planet is now playing with toy soldiers. Thumb is a fa/tg/uy... and a powergamer, to boot.

>>13882174
That done, find a source of radiation on the surface. It will probably be surrounded in lesser organisms. Kill them, and leave them uneaten to remind them of their worthlessness.

Consume biomass, disregard edifices!

>>13882199
yeah, we min-maxed the shit out of the thumbites

>>13882218
They're servitors. They don't need to smell. Only to see, and kill, and eat, and do science.


Speaking of, we should think about breeding the Servitors into castes.

>>13882189
This shit is off the hook. Could you give us an over all view of our empire, the longest range with which we can deliver a payload of marines, what threats are in the area, etc. Just like a general "Alright, so here's where we stand."

Also, we need to pay some attention to our bitch.

Let's switch back to being the planet for a moment. How's the interaction between Thumb, Majora, Jeff, and everyone else in the system?

>>13882189
I did really like to change in perspective to the marines, that's awesome.

It's us
We're the hivemind

>>13882209

You cannot seem to find any nuclear signatures. The pitiful fools use shielding. This is somewhat unexpected.

>>13882060
Your numbers aren't quite high enough to do that just yet. But you will wait. If they come at you with a new weapon, you will die purposely while the next one will kill the wielder. The others will then eat you, so that the next generation will be resistant to these weapons.
Additionally, you can expect reinforcements in the coming weeks. More than one mission was planned, after all.

Whenever we send forces to a new planet, the very first wave of marines should try as hard as they can to be killed by any previously unencountered weapons, species, etc.

Those who are killed in a new fashion by our enemies will never by forgotten by the hivemind and will achieve the Thumbite's highest honor - besides being a lava creature.

I believe we've begun to autosage gentlemen.

Another thread, or do we schedule another day?

>You cannot seem to find any nuclear signatures. The pitiful fools use shielding. This is somewhat unexpected.
Oh god, I laughed so hard. "Shielding? That's disgusting! Why would you DO that?"

>>13882225
The genetic and physical differences between individual servitors are so great that organizing them into rigid "castes" would be too arbitrary and counter-productive.

>>13882241
>>13882244
Currently it's only Thumb and Majora. Majora is scared of her creations by now, since they've left her and she's gotten into Thumb's kinky biosystem. They've been on better terms, though. Servitors and lava-beasts alike are colonizing Majora steadily, though an expedition to the outer system would be beyond their capabilities.

>>13882323
Not yet, but almost; I'll start another one anyway.

>>13882364

We need to load Majora down with a custom war-ecosystem and sling her into that shady outer planets orbit.

Why waste Majora? Didn't we get a keiper belt object millenia ago into our orbit?

>>13882385
Even better idea we turn her into a giant mass of lava and magma (will take along ass time) then we load it up with our people and BAM we have a world ship. for intergalactic travel considering how long it will taketo cool down

>>13882408
She and Majora...uh...Combined a few millenia ago.

new thread
>>13882364

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