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    285 KB MAID QUEST PART XXIV: MAKE THE FAIL STOP Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)02:24 No.9621957  
    So yeah, I know this is boring as shit, but it'll end soon and we'll go back to the mansion. :P

    What do?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:26 No.9621986
    >>9621957
    "Reginald, old bean! Smashing job, I dare say. I'm afraid I've misplaced the shotgun you gave me. Did you happen to come across it upon your way here?"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:27 No.9621998
    >>9621986
    "And the ammo as well? I think it's time to switch to those...miniature grenades, you said?"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:27 No.9622001
    Reaqquire shotgun.

    Or at least body armor.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)02:28 No.9622019
    >>9621986
    "Absolutely, young master," Reginald says. He reaches behind his back and tosses you the AA12. "I am afraid, however, that I had to use some of your ammunition. One of these creatures was a spot of bother."

    Koyomi, meanwhile, is looking into the window leading to the Anti-Mass Spectrometer, looking up at the roiling patterns of energy massing under the three huge hexagonal things. "Oh dear," she sighs. "That's not good at all. It's building up to a resonance cascade. If we don't stop it, we'll have larger problems than a few odd monsters here and there."
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:28 No.9622021
    See now, this jack be right handy at his post, unlike SOME I could name.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:29 No.9622026
    >>9622001
    Fuck that. We get what we came for and tear our way through the facility and get a fucking Hazard Suit while we're at it. That thing is a third of Gordon's awesomeness right there, the rest being his crowbar and silence.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:30 No.9622045
    >>9622019

    Ask her if she knows how to stop it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:30 No.9622052
    >>9622021
    Say that and glance over at Carmine for a second. Then take the AA-12. Hand our extra MP5 over to Koyomi. She should at least know how to use it if she's as nerdy as we are.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:30 No.9622055
    >>9622019
    ask reginald about carmines armor, have him cover koyomi as she disables the cascade

    go with carmine to get power suit
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:31 No.9622062
    Ask her how we can stop it. If she has no good ideas, just start shooting shit up.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:31 No.9622069
    >>9622019

    "Okay, so can we turn it off? Something like that's got to take a lot of energy."
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:32 No.9622077
    >>9622019
    Then CUT THE POWER JESUS FUCK
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:32 No.9622080
    >>9622019
    "Koyomi, how do we stop this thing?"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:32 No.9622090
    >>9622069
    ...why wouldn't we just try to get something in the Armory useful enough to blow it up? Or get Carmine her PA back and just tell her to tear it to shreds. Say it's a tribute to Chaos or some shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:33 No.9622093
    Make a reader's digest of this so some people can fecking catch up D:
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:33 No.9622105
    This is a job for a good old fashioned violation of the Geneva Convention and START-3 Accord!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:33 No.9622106
    >>9622093
    He linked to all the old ones in the other thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:34 No.9622113
    >>9622106
    ...all 24 of them...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:34 No.9622118
    Crush, kill, destroy.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)02:35 No.9622120
    >>9622077
    >>9622069
    >>9622062
    >>9622055
    >>9622052
    >>9622045
    >>9622021

    "Can you shut it off?" you ask Koyomi.

    "Yeah, no problem," Koyomi says. "I just need to shut down the power. I'm surprised that Doctor. . . oh."

    Looking up at the control room, you can see that the main window has been blown out. Something rather like guts is draped over the edge of the windowsill. "Well. . . that's a little bit. . . off-putting," Koyomi says.

    "Can you do it alone, with Reginald? I might need to get back Carmine's powered armor."

    "I think so," Koyomi says. "Although it might work better if I had a hazard suit. I'm not checked out on them, and it needs to be custom-built to fit properly."
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:35 No.9622124
    >>9622120

    would Carmine's power armor suffice?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:35 No.9622127
    >>9622093
    Read the archives later, right now just fucking deal with it.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)02:36 No.9622131
    >>9622093
    >>9622106
    >>9622113

    Yeah, that's starting to turn into a problem. It's getting to the point where just linking to the old threads is causing the post to exceed its length.

    If anyone has any suggestions, I'm all ears.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:36 No.9622135
    >>9622127
    that's real fucking kind of you.

    minimizing forever.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:36 No.9622137
    >>9622120
    do you know where we can hack a terminal to get that done, rather than dealing with the broken obstacle course?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:36 No.9622138
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    >>9622127
    >deal with it
    Couldn't resist, got it off of /v/ just a second ago.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:36 No.9622144
    >>9622131
    Just link to the most recent one. If they missed a few back, they can link hop.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:36 No.9622145
    >>9622120
    Can't we just shoot the fucking power source from here?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:36 No.9622147
    >>9622131
    just link the collection
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:37 No.9622149
    >>9622131
    Same thing my pals and I do in a FFRP of ours. Make a summary thing for each one.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:38 No.9622163
    >>9622149
    Also should mention, doesn't need to be long. Maybe three or four short sentences explaining what happened thus far. Or hell, just a general recent recap of last five-six threads.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:38 No.9622169
    >>9622147

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Maid%20Quest
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:38 No.9622172
    >>9622131
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Maid%20Quest
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:38 No.9622174
    >>9622131

    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Maid+Quest

    Gets all but the first.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:39 No.9622181
    >>9622120
    "Come on, there's no time! We need to shut this thing off NOW!

    Come on, Koyomi! We're all depending on you!"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:40 No.9622190
    >>9622181

    Well, y'all are fucked then.

    Also, much samefagging.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)02:40 No.9622197
    >>9622163

    That's probably for the best. Also, if the archive threads are all tagged "Maid Quest," then I can just tell people to search for that on the archive.

    ANYWAY. I'm getting sick of this whole thing. . . so long story short.

    You guys manage to go down to the armory.

    You get Carmine's powered suit.

    You come back.

    Carmine shuts down the resonance cascade.

    You get back your damn alien sphere.

    You walk out.

    On the way out, you encounter a man in a blue suit with a red tie who says something cryptic in broken English.

    Then you get back in your helicopter and go home. Off in the horizon, you can see an Osprey hover over the facility, and a bunch of soldiers start to fast-rope in.

    The DM officially apologizes for wasting two entire days on this retarded-ass sidequest and hopes you'll all forgive him for a shitty adventure.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:41 No.9622210
    >>9622174
    So, link the first directly, then the tagged collection. Done.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:41 No.9622217
    >>9622197
    It's cool. Everyone hits a slow spot doing stuff like this, or any writing in general.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:42 No.9622224
    >>9622197

    make sure reginald can't hear

    if he can't then;
    leer at koyomi

    "so, about those strawberries"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:43 No.9622234
    I hate it when I leave for a few months and somehting like this comes up. Last time by the time I caught up it was over.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:43 No.9622235
    >>9622197
    Eh it was something to do. Did we get any loot?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:43 No.9622239
    >>9622197

    Nothing burned down while we were away, right?

    Are the Morning Glories ok?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)02:43 No.9622244
    >>9622235
    Funny you should mention that. Someone roll 3d6 and tell me the three results.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:44 No.9622245
    It was all worth it, because strawberries.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:44 No.9622252
    >>9622244
    BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:44 No.9622253
    >>9622235

    Did we find Carmine's armour mysteriously upgraded to Terminator Armour?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:44 No.9622255
    rolled 6, 6, 5 = 17

    >>9622244
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:45 No.9622263
    rolled 2, 1, 6 = 9

    >>9622244
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:45 No.9622265
    >>9622255
    *applauds*
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:46 No.9622275
    >>9622255
    HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKER
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:46 No.9622278
    >>9622255
    impressive
    >> Satan !!FLmk+LuPtMU 05/05/10(Wed)02:46 No.9622280
    >>9622255

    CURSES! FOILED AGAIN!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:46 No.9622282
    >>9622255
    665

    THE NEIGHBOR OF THE BEAST
    >> Satan !!FLmk+LuPtMU 05/05/10(Wed)02:47 No.9622295
    >>9622282

    STAY OFF MY LAWN, YOU LITTLE SHIT.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:47 No.9622301
    >>9622282
    All I'm hoping for is a Hazard Suit, Terminator Armor for Carmine, and that fucking Bee Gun. FUCKING BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES (that regenerate!)
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:50 No.9622339
    Ichigo Pantsu!
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)02:50 No.9622340
    >>9622224
    Hold this thought

    -----
    >>9622255
    I was going to go with this one, but all the results were literally retarded and you'd kill me if I used them, so. . .

    ITEM 216: LEFT ARM GUN
    This is a BEE GUN torn off of some alien monster by Reginald. When you use it, you can incur Stress to add to the attack roll when using this weapon.

    -----
    COSTUME 21A: SCHOOL SWIMSUIT: Provides bonuses when worn by a Loli-type. Alicia can wear this

    COSTUME 16A: GYM CLOTHES: Provides bonuses to Athletics and Will when worn. Anyone can wear this.

    ITEM 21B: KOTATSU: one of those weird Japanese heated tables with the blanket. Reduces Stress by a huge margin if people sit around it eating tangerines.

    COSTUME 16B: BLOOD SPLATTER: The wearer gains massive bonuses, including causing Fear in others, after they deal damage to an enemy.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)02:51 No.9622355
    >>9622340
    So yeah, you'll get the BEE GUN automatically, but in addition to that, pick one "Costume" as a bonus that will be applied later on.

    As for Carmine's armor, it'll be upgrading when she gets back to base. It's not Terminator armor, though :P
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)02:51 No.9622359
    >>9622340
    inb4 batmanbeegun.jpg
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:52 No.9622363
    >>9622340
    blood splatter to carmine
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:52 No.9622366
    >>9622355
    Eversor?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:52 No.9622371
    >>9622340

    As the anon who rolled that, I wanna know what we'd get.

    If only for postierity.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:53 No.9622375
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    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 05/05/10(Wed)02:53 No.9622378
    >>9622340
    At least let us know what it WOULD have been so we're glad you didn't use it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:53 No.9622382
    >>9622340
    Heh, share anyways
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:53 No.9622384
    >>9622363
    Can she wear it under the armor? Otherwise I'd say we'd get the Gym Clothes for ourselves. Last I remembered those were our lacking points and by god we'll need a bit more in those areas going up against FUCKING REGINALD.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:53 No.9622387
    >>9622355

    Kotatsu could be quite good for recovery - and let us be a bit more cavalier abot using stress-causing abilities.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)02:54 No.9622397
    >>9622371
    The Item was a well that leads to hell.

    The Costume Set 1 were two costumes that would basically end the quest (Final Boss and Master). Costume Set 2 would be either a Power Ranger outfit or. . .

    . . . actually I'm going to add 65 to the choices as a Sexy Commissar Outfit. It adds the Sexy trait to one of your maids.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:54 No.9622400
    Blood Splatter sounds nice

    But the school uniform gifted to Alicia could push her from "warm" to "love"
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 05/05/10(Wed)02:55 No.9622402
    >>9622340
    >Reduces Stress by a huge margin if people sit around it eating tangerines.
    How oddly specific.

    I say take Blood Spatter, as it's the only thing that is actually reasonable for us to have found there, what with the bucket of pig blood.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:55 No.9622414
    >>9622397
    this, don't care whoe it goes to, scratch my blood splatter vote
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:56 No.9622425
    >>9622340
    Take swimsuit and give it to Alicia. Maybe she'll like us for it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:56 No.9622426
    >>9622397

    I'll vote commissar outfit.

    Then we can be a PHALLUSAR!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:57 No.9622432
    >>9622397
    okay fuck it, Sexy Commissar outfit + Sam
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:57 No.9622434
    >>9622400
    Or we could focus on actually getting to know her and love us.

    Let's face it, at least a chunk of that affection is from basically eating Kat's love for us. And we ARE eventually getting Kat back to normal. Which is fucking sad, considering chances are we would have to reject him for Sam anyways.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:57 No.9622443
    >>9622397
    >Sexy Commissar Outfit
    Holy shit.

    Well Carmine is the obvious choice for that, but are there any better ideas for giving the sexy trait?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:58 No.9622445
    >>9622434

    No we didn't, you idiot.

    We're building a harem, remember?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)02:58 No.9622446
    Also, yes. Blood Splatter can be used with Powered Armor. As for which of these would have made sense to find at Black MEsa. . . don't worry about it. If it didn't make sense, it would be given to you somehow when you get back home.
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)02:59 No.9622463
    >COSTUME 16B: BLOOD SPLATTER: The wearer gains massive bonuses, including causing Fear in others, after they deal damage to an enemy.

    Is... is that the only part of the whole outfit?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)02:59 No.9622464
    >>9622445
    Yeah, but I thought our OTP for the moment was Sam.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:00 No.9622467
    >>9622464

    The way I thought it was going to work was Sam is the waifu, but we still love Kat, Jehanne and Koyomi. And have orgies.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 05/05/10(Wed)03:00 No.9622474
    Still voting Blood Splatter, as it seems to stack with other costumes, and the idea of going into battle wearing nothing but a bucket of blood and a grin is hilarious.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:00 No.9622475
    >>9622463
    Sorry, let me specify: Blood Splatter is in addition to any other costume. It basically gives you a bonus after the first time you deal damage to someone by making everyone cower in fear for a round.

    It can also be used nude if you like, of course.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:01 No.9622477
    >>9622467
    and carmine and felicia and alicia...
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:01 No.9622489
    1) get Sexy Commissar Outfit
    2)Give to Kris/Kat
    3)DAT TRAP
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:01 No.9622491
    >>9622475

    LIKE THE CELTS
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:01 No.9622493
    >>9622477

    Sorry, forgot about our kitty.

    Carmine is too fucking angry for dickings.

    And Alicia is a bitch. No dickings for her.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:02 No.9622498
    People seem to be heavily leaning towards Blood Splatter, so if there are no objections, I'll go with that.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:02 No.9622502
    >>9622477
    Why do I get the gut feeling it would actually work if we just outright said we wanted to fuck Carmine?

    Exactly like that? Or did we try that before? Anyhow she'd probably be the most difficult one to sleep with. With time we could work on Alicia and that love would be natural.

    Otherwise yeah, you're right?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:02 No.9622504
    >>9622489


    ... THIS! THIS IS HOW WE CAN FIX IT!

    Make sure its the FEMALE version for Kat.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:03 No.9622516
    >>9622489
    He brainwashed himself not to be a trap.

    In effect he killed the Kat we knew and replaced it with what his parents wanted. What some would call a fate worse than death.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:03 No.9622521
    Wait, are we choosing only one outfit or between a or b for each of 16/21?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:04 No.9622527
    >>9622516

    Yeah, but we can break that. And then get our trap back. Alicia said there was a way.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:04 No.9622528
    >>9622516
    doesn't mean we can't make him sexy
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:04 No.9622529
    >>9622498
    Blood Splatter on the ARMOR
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:04 No.9622530
    >>9622521
    Okay, let's be fair. Pick two outfits you like between your five choices.
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)03:05 No.9622534
    I know I'm picking Bloooooooooooood
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:05 No.9622536
    >>9622527
    No, Goushinji-Sama/whatever himself said that.

    Alicia would have us believe it's impossible, but as we all know, NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE WITH THE POWER OF LOVE.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:05 No.9622537
    >>9622530
    commisar and swimsuit
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:05 No.9622541
    >>9622530

    Blood Spatter and Sexy Commissar outfit.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:05 No.9622545
    >>9622530
    Commisar and Bloody
    Possibly both as one outfit.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:06 No.9622551
    Could Alicia wear the Sexy Commissar Outfit?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:06 No.9622556
    So what are the ladyoptions here? That's all I really need to know.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:06 No.9622561
    >>9622551
    Yup. It would switch her from Lolita/Cool to Lolita/Sexy.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:07 No.9622568
    >>9622545
    Give that to Carmine as reward for a job well done.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:08 No.9622578
    BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:08 No.9622582
    >>9622556
    The only restricted costume is the school swimsuit. That can only be worn by a lolita type, which means either Alicia, or for that matter, Felicia could wear it too, although she's not technically a loli. The others can be used by anyone.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:08 No.9622586
    commissar
    Bloody

    Wear Magician outfit
    apply Blood
    advicemaleficarum
    Becomes a Blood Mage
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:09 No.9622596
    Let's give the Commisar outfit to REGINALD
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:09 No.9622599
    >>9622561
    can we have the traits for all maids again?

    All I remember off the top of my head is that Samantha is Pure/Pure
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:09 No.9622600
    >>9622596

    NO.

    Reginald is a paragon of manliness.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:10 No.9622618
    >>9622586
    I dunno about blood magic, but that combo would make us decent in battle. I approve.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:10 No.9622623
    bloodspatter, to add to ourselves.

    We could make way more awesome DYNAMIC ENTRY moments with the effects that would bring us, allow many more options for badassery.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:11 No.9622625
    >>9622600
    SEXY SEXY MANLINESS

    No wait, that would distract the girls from us. Nevermind.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:12 No.9622646
    >>9622596

    Okay, here's what that will do: Reginald will then wind up wearing a commissar coat and cap, but with no shirt underneath to show off his manly pecs. That will then change one of his traits (either Shadow or Elite) to Sexy.

    On the one hand, it'll make him popular with the women. On the other hand, it will also screw with part of his uber combat build.

    -----
    >>9622599

    Samantha is Pure/Pure
    Koyomi is Heroine/Lolita (so she can also wear the school swimsuit)
    Katherine is Boyish/Cool
    Jehanne is Pure/Sexy
    Alicia is Lolita/Cool
    Felicia is Lolita/Sexy
    Carmine is Angry/Angry
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)03:12 No.9622649
    >>9622623
    Seconding this.

    TOHNO ENTRY TIIIIIME
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:13 No.9622653
    What type is Sam currently?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:13 No.9622658
    >>9622646
    Give Commissar to Kat. Change BOYISH to SEXY.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:14 No.9622661
    Oh hey, the new thread.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:15 No.9622673
    Anyway, let's get a quick decision so we don't spend forever arguing over this. Right now I'm seeing that there are a lot of votes for Blood Splatter and Commissar.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:15 No.9622674
    >>9622658
    I was thinking about Sam (since she has repetitive traits)

    But this could work: TRY DENYING YOUR TRAPDOM NOW
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:15 No.9622679
    >>9622646
    no to the reginald in the commissar costume, he's far too much of a badass to mess with

    commissar costume to either samantha or carmine
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:15 No.9622680
    >>9622646

    ...I am really tempted to Commissar up Reg just before the fight, but that'd be nasty and not manly.

    I say make Sam sexy. It'd be... terrifying and awesome.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:15 No.9622685
    >>9622673
    I think Commissar/Blood is pretty much unanimous
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)03:16 No.9622690
    >>9622673
    that seems the right of it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:16 No.9622692
    >>9622646
    Ok, we HAVE to give the Commisar outfit to Carmine, if only to give her something besides RAGE.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:17 No.9622703
    >>9622674

    DO THIS.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:17 No.9622705
    >>9622673
    let's just go ahead with it. Want to get back to the game.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:17 No.9622717
    Would Commissar Carmine make it more likely for us to get into her pants?

    If not, then go with Sam for the Commissar outfit.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:18 No.9622725
    >>9622599
    please?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:18 No.9622727
    >>9622690
    >>9622685
    Got it. I'll add that do your loot list. You can assign it later.

    -----
    As you get back into the helicopter, you lean over and whisper into Koyomi's ear. . ."So about those strawberries."

    She blinks, then looks up at you very seriously. "Do you really want to eat strawberries?" she asks, under the loud sound of the helicopter rotors.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:18 No.9622729
    Blood Splatter on our Robe and Wizard Hat
    Sexy Commisar for Carmine to take away half the RAGE and to keep shit in theme.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:18 No.9622731
    I have an idea concerning Alicia.

    Currently, she's harboring feelings for us. Right now, they're fake, because it's really Kat's love and not hers.

    I say we should cultivate it. Give it strength. Make her love us.

    Then give it back to Kat.

    Kat will regain her feelings for us, and we can remind Alicia what it means to love.

    In short, we end up with both of them. And that's what we're going for, isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:19 No.9622733
    >>9622692
    I'm not too familiar with how these traits work, but I find the idea of Carmine trying to be sexy hilarious.

    "WHY DON'T YOU COME UP AND SEE ME SOMETIME, YOU WORTHLESS FUCKING PIECE OF CUNT-SPITTLE?"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:19 No.9622743
    >>9622692
    but then she would not be able to wear her (now upgraded) power armor (assuming you can only wear one outfit at a time)

    And besides Carmine is the comedic relief, the "sexy" trait should go to someone integral to our long term harem plans. And since Sam is going to be OTP, why not her?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:19 No.9622749
    >>9622727
    "Well... Yes. If you want to."
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:20 No.9622753
    >>9622727
    "YES!"

    lean way over so that when you hit turbulence you fall on her.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:20 No.9622759
    >>9622733

    The sex would be... incredible.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:20 No.9622765
    >>9622743

    Because she's already hot?

    And this might be able to get us our trap back.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:20 No.9622766
    >>9622727
    "I'd like to eat your strawberry, if you know what I mean."
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:21 No.9622769
    >>9622743
    Because we want Sam to stay Pure/Pure until Reg lets us take her. Seriously, we don't want to make him angrier.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:21 No.9622770
    >>9622727
    make the straightest face we can muster

    "yes"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:21 No.9622773
    >>9622743

    Commissariat Power Armour?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:21 No.9622780
    >>9622749
    this
    >> Balancesheet 05/05/10(Wed)03:22 No.9622781
    "Depends on where they're being... served."

    *sunglasses*
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:22 No.9622786
    >>9622769

    Yes, but she's already been incredibly sexy even while beign pure/pure. Adding a sexy trait to her, apart from dividing by zero, would make her attractiveness, well, astronomical.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:22 No.9622789
    >>9622769
    I fail to see how her being Sexy/Pure would make him angrier? It doesn't magically make her sluttier or promiscuous
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:23 No.9622796
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    >>9622781
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:23 No.9622804
    >>9622731
    Magic training will give us opportunity to score some points with Alicia, at least.
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)03:24 No.9622818
    >>9622731

    I think Goshujin-Sama's plan for ultimate WE-LOSE-THE-GAME involved something like that. Plus, I doubt Alicia would just give it back.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:25 No.9622823
    >>9622773
    SEXY Commissariat Power Armour
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:26 No.9622832
    >>9622766
    >>9622749
    >>9622753

    Koyomi looks over at Carmine, then at Reginald, then she gives you a wink. "Come to the lab after hours, then," she says. "Bring 2d6."

    While you wonder what that means, she goes back to studying the mysterious alien sphere, as Reginald flies you back home. . .

    So what now?
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)03:27 No.9622843
    rolled 6, 5 = 11

    >>9622832
    She means two six sided die.

    :V
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:27 No.9622844
    >>9622818
    >I think Goshujin-Sama's plan for ultimate WE-LOSE-THE-GAME involved something like that.

    Too late now, I already just lost it.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:27 No.9622845
    >>9622832
    Let me clarify: by the time you get back, it will be around 10 pm. Anything else you want to do before going to bed? Or skip to day 11?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:27 No.9622847
    >>9622832
    I'm for fast-forwarding back to the mansion.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:27 No.9622850
    >>9622832

    Give female sexy commissar outfit to Kat, replace BOYISH trait with SEXY.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:27 No.9622852
    >>9622832
    Fall asleep until we get back to the mansion.
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)03:29 No.9622864
    >>9622845

    Fast-forward back, locate 2d6.

    Since we are a respectable nerd, we are fully expected to have a pretty meaty pair... of dice. If we can't find any, raid the Monopoly box.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 05/05/10(Wed)03:29 No.9622874
    >>9622845
    >Anything else you want to do before going to bed?
    >"Come to the lab after hours, then,"

    Pretty sure it'd be rude to just blow her off like that.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:30 No.9622878
    >>9622832
    After we get back and make sure everything is in order? Apply Blood Splatter to wizard robes, give Sexy Commisar to Carmine, inquire into Alicia giving us magic training.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:30 No.9622884
    Masturbate

    or tell the epic tale of how you beat a headcrab zombie ghost with your cock

    Either one works
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:31 No.9622895
    >>9622845
    2d6!

    It's time to get our game on!
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)03:31 No.9622901
    >>9622884

    Do the second one. Fapping off does not get us our 0.5.
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)03:31 No.9622908
    The best dice. These things had best be FUCKING POLISHED MARBLE.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:31 No.9622909
    >>9622884
    >or tell the epic tale of how you beat a headcrab zombie ghost with your cock

    I don't think we'd want anybody to know about either that or the headcrab.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:32 No.9622914
    All right, let me clarify something about Blood Splatter: you don't actually apply it to a costume, it's basically a skill. After the first time you attack and successfully hit someone, it automatically causes blood to splatter over your current outfit, which causes all sorts of bonuses like causing terror. So you assign it to someone, and they gain the ability to really leverage that kind of terrifying visage.

    On a side note, people seem to be leaning towards go see Koyomi right nao?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:32 No.9622916
    >>9622727

    Out of curiosity, how distressed does Koyomi seem about her workplace and coworkers being destroyed by aliens?
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)03:33 No.9622925
    >>9622914

    I'm fairly sure "Right Nao" is after-hours :P
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:33 No.9622930
    Sexy suit to Sam, then grab our dice and go see Koyomi.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:33 No.9622935
    >>9622916
    If you ask her, she seems to be taking it. . . fairly well, oddly enough. One rather disturbing thing: she uses the word "again." As in, "Well, it was terrible that it happened again, but that's the sort of thing you have to expect in a scientific field."
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:33 No.9622937
    >>9622874
    She may want to rest tonight, though. It's already going to be late and likely she'll be tired from setting up the sphere and all.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:34 No.9622939
    >>9622914
    Do we have some kind of appropriately nerdy attire to wear when we see her? Like a "Rogues do it from behind" t-shirt?
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)03:34 No.9622944
    >>9622935

    Make a throwaway remark about Breen being a prat.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:34 No.9622956
    >>9622930
    Actually, Koyomi would probably be the one who would most appreciate a sexy commissar outfit, being a nerd and all.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:35 No.9622958
    >>9622930


    Sexy outfit goes to KAT.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:35 No.9622959
    Get the other 0.5 from Koyomi, since we jumped the gun and did her before she was officially hired.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:35 No.9622963
    >>9622914
    If she's up to it.

    How would the blood splatter mix with the wizard robes? It's usually longer range attacks.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:35 No.9622968
    >>9622958

    I think that would just make him a sexy MALE. Like a bishonen yaoi fangirl magnet. Just because you replaced the "boyish" trait, doesn't mean he's no longer a boy.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:36 No.9622981
    >>9622963
    MAGIC

    also seconding (or thirding or whatever) Sexy suit to Sam, then go see Koyomi with dice
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)03:36 No.9622983
    >>9622963

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighPressureBlood
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:37 No.9622991
    >>9622981
    fourth
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:37 No.9622999
    Sexy Commisar Carmine!

    A POX ON ANY WHO SUGGEST OTHERWISE!
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:37 No.9623001
    Since there's disagreement on who gets the sexy commissar outfit, we'll bypass that and. . .

    -----
    You get home, and after overseeing the return of the alien sphere to its rightful place, run back up to your room and grab your two D6s, toss on a "Jesus Saves, everyone else takes damage" t-shirt, then run back down to Koyomi's room.

    When you knock on the door, you find her wearing flannel pajamas with d12s on them. She looks a bit confused. "Did you need something?" she asks.

    "Yeah, I'm here to eat strawberries," you say.

    "Tonight? I would have figured you'd be exhausted. Okay, hang on. Count to one hundred, then come inside."

    And with that, she closes the door in your face.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:37 No.9623003
    >>9622958

    I disagree.
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)03:38 No.9623011
    >>9622999

    Seconded.

    Tell her it's a promotion for BEING SO GRUBBLEFUCKING BALLBUSTING KICKASS
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:38 No.9623015
    HOLD UP.

    Before visiting Koyome, let's talk to Sam and Jehhane and see how things have been in our absence.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:38 No.9623022
    >>9623001
    >then come inside
    Remember, she asked!
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:39 No.9623025
    >>9623015
    The report is. . . uninteresting. It was basically a boring, ordinary day for those two.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:39 No.9623026
    >>9623001

    Count to 100.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:39 No.9623029
    >>9623011

    Actually, there's an idea. We can still be LOUD AND ANGRY AND YELLING when we talk to her, but say nice, encoraging things in that ton e of voice. See what happens.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:39 No.9623031
    >>9623015
    Nah that can wait until morning,
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:39 No.9623034
    >flannel pajamas with d12s on them

    I find this description more attractive than anything else you have posted in the entirety of Maid Quest.

    Why don't these pajamas exist in real life?
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)03:40 No.9623040
    >>9623001
    count to 100, my good man.
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)03:40 No.9623047
    Just to be silly, count to 105, then knock.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:40 No.9623050
    >>9623025

    Promise them that, considering this place, it won't stay boring for long.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:42 No.9623069
    >>9623001
    Only the freshest strawberries.
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)03:42 No.9623074
    Wait!

    Ask what base to count to 100 in. Binary, Octadecimal, Hexadecimal, it'll get additional arousal points.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:42 No.9623081
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    >>9623040
    >>9623034
    >>9623026
    >>9623022

    You count to one hundred, pacing back and forth restlessly for a while. . . then you walk inside.

    <Innocent Pic time>

    You find Koyomi laying on the bed. Naked.

    Not quite naked, actually. She's got mounds of whipped cream on her body in strategic places, and a strawberry over each nipple, and one between her legs too.

    "Was this what you had in mind?" she asks off-handedly.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:43 No.9623083
    PLAY HARD TO GET

    advicemaid.jpg

    COUNT TO TWO HUNDRED
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:43 No.9623088
    >>9623074
    Considering she verbalized the 100, I'd assume base ten, as there is no reason to assume otherwise.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:43 No.9623095
    >>9623081

    "Best. Strawberries. Ever."
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:43 No.9623096
    >>9623026
    This.

    Then go inside.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:44 No.9623101
    >>9623081

    Oh shit. What if we're lactose intolerant? That whipped cream could be a disaster.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:44 No.9623102
    >>9623081
    YAY!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:44 No.9623107
    >>9623081
    mmm, yes

    almost as delicious as you are

    (or some such corny line)
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:44 No.9623108
    >>9623081

    "Nah, just wanted to talk to you about the sphere over a plate of fresh strawberries. I see you're in the middle of something else though, so I'll talk to you tomorrow."

    Leave.
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)03:44 No.9623113
    >>9623081

    "A bit too much whipped cream, but I'll take what I can get."

    Proceed to start at the legs.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:44 No.9623114
    >>9623081

    Most Defidently.

    Foreplay begins NOW.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 05/05/10(Wed)03:45 No.9623129
    >>9623081
    "And I was just using it as straightforward innuendo, but I suppose I'm not the most creative person on the planet then, am I? I'm up for a midnight snack if you are."

    Grin mischievously.

    "Also wait... how the hell did you know how long this would take you to set up?"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:47 No.9623153
    >>9623081
    "I only wanted you, but this is just frosting on the... oh nevermind!"

    Then dig in!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:47 No.9623160
    Lick her arousingly, with all our skill and science!
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:47 No.9623165
    >>9623108
    As hilarious as this would be, it looks like you're being outvoted.

    >>9623129
    >>9623113
    >>9623107

    Koyomi yawns and leans back, stretching out deliciously as her slender body lets the whipped cream mounds slide just a bit over her pale skin. "How did I know how long it would take to set up? I did a test run earlier," she yawns. "Honestly, why didn't you ever come down to finish up what you started that one time? I was beginning to think you didn't like me any more." She pouts, then her lower lip starts to tremble as she turns her face aside. "Am I. . . am I too geeky for you?"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:48 No.9623177
    rolled 12 = 12

    I shall roll a d20 to determine what action to take.

    2-19: Slowly eat all of said cream and strawberries. Remember to suckle anything that resembles a bump and is sensitive.

    20: Screw the foreplay and tap that immediately.

    1: Become flaccid embarassingly.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:48 No.9623179
    >>9623113
    Tits first, man. We gonna lick her up and down, in that order.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:49 No.9623194
    >>9623165

    Damnit...

    Guys, we need to troll the NPC's more. That was one of our defining characteristics at the beginning, and I don't want to lose it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:49 No.9623200
    >>9623165
    Well, you always seem to preoccupied.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:49 No.9623201
    >>9623165
    Yeah, a little. We could've been toast if that ... eye thing ... had friends!
    I'd like you a lot more if you weren't so easily distracted. ;]
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:50 No.9623202
    >>9623165

    I failed my will save vs. seduction the moment you geeked out over my loot.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:50 No.9623205
    >>9623165

    Oh man. She's either teasing hard or has some nasty mental trauma. Be smooth.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 05/05/10(Wed)03:50 No.9623206
    >>9623165
    >"Am I. . . am I too geeky for you?"
    ...wat.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:50 No.9623207
    >>9623165
    "If anything, you're to perfect for me."
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:50 No.9623208
    >>9623165
    too geeky, for us?

    we've won at fatal, noone is too geeky for us

    besides, you're cute
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)03:50 No.9623211
    >>9623165
    Say nothing. Delicious strawberries, you must eat them slowly and teasingly.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:50 No.9623212
    SO FUCKING MOE ~

    SATAN GUIDE MY COCK.
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)03:50 No.9623215
    >>9623179

    If we gonna go up then down, we start at the feet, go up, avoid the HAPPY PLACE, loiter on one tit for a bit, brush past the neck, go for the other tit, then the chest, stomach, and finally finish at the full meal.

    Yeah, I don't know how I thought that out so well.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:50 No.9623218
    >>9623165
    "There isn't a thing about you that doesn't turn me on."
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:50 No.9623219
    >>9623165

    "Well, I've been busy. Squids. Boats. Demons. You've been around, you know the story."

    "You may not have noticed, but NOTHING is too geeky for us."
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)03:51 No.9623221
    >we've won at fatal, noone is too geeky for us
    As an aside:

    WAT
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:51 No.9623231
    >>9623165

    "I have a useless attention span, i'm afraid. There was the squid, then the boat, then the squid on the boat, and I think I spent half of those drunk... "
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:51 No.9623237
    >>9623218
    Well, the geekiness isn't a problem.
    The ... distracted-ness is.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:52 No.9623248
    >>9623165

    We've got a die collection, don't we? She's just being silly.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:52 No.9623253
    >>9623177
    >>9623160
    >>9623153
    >>9623114
    >>9623113
    >>9623208
    >>9623207
    >>9623206
    >>9623205
    >>9623202
    >>9623201
    >>9623200

    "A little bit," you tease. "You're always so preoccupied, and then there was the time that. . ."

    You duck as Koyomi tosses a pillow at your head. "You jerk!" she pouts. "You don't say that to a girl!" A strawberry tumbles down her chest and into her lap as the whipped cream starts to melt and slide off her pink nipples.

    "All right. . . then what do I say?"

    "Tell me what you really think of me," Koyomi says, laying back down.

    "All right," you say. "I think you're perfectly geeky for me. You're also incredibly cute and sexy and I want to lick all that whipped cream off you right now. . ."
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:53 No.9623259
    >>9623221
    sloth demon stuck us in a game while we were in hell
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:53 No.9623268
    I preferred the mental image of the d12 jammies.
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)03:54 No.9623278
    >>9623253
    DO IT, BEFORE IT MELTS

    HURRY

    NOT JUST FOR THE SEX BUT FOR THE DELICIOUS CREAM
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:56 No.9623324
    >>9623253
    Here comes that .5 we've been missing.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)03:57 No.9623335
    >>9623268

    >>
    <<

    Next time :3

    Or you could, I dunno, ask her to put those on >>

    -----
    As you're about to dive in on her and start licking and eating, you are stopped by Koyomi reaching up and pushing you back. "Wait!" she says. "You can't just jump in like that! You've got to roll for it first!"

    "Roll for it?"

    "You did bring the 2d6, right? Here, roll on this table." She reaches under the pillow and hands you a slip of paper.
    -----
    Dice 1
    1-2. Kiss
    3-4. Suck
    5-6. Eat

    Dice 2
    1-2 Strawberries
    3-6 Whipped Cream

    Box Cars: Whatever you like.
    -----
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:58 No.9623351
    rolled 2, 1 = 3

    >>9623335
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:58 No.9623353
    >>9623335
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:58 No.9623357
    >>9623253
    OONST OONST OONST      OONST OONST OONST       OONST OONST OONST
    OONST OONST OONST      OONST OONST OONST       OONST OONST OONST
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    OONST OONST OONST      OONST OONST OONST       OONST OONST OONST
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    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:58 No.9623358
    Man, Anon is right. People have stopped trolling and have gone soft on these NPCs. But lets get our sex-requirements completed while we're here.
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)03:58 No.9623360
    rolled 1, 4 = 5

    SO going for Box Cars here.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:58 No.9623365
    >>9623253
    Once we have licked the cream off her we really need to go about this in a sweet love-making way. Not crazy while or naught sex. Make love to her as she clearly has feelings for us and is showing us her sensitive side so that means we should be showing her ours.
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 05/05/10(Wed)03:59 No.9623382
    >>9623351
    I suggest that we take this particular iteration of "strawberries" colloquially rather than literally kissing the fruit.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)03:59 No.9623390
    >>9623365
    ... Can we still do her in the ass if she lets us?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:00 No.9623401
    >>9623335
    Silly girl. Play along, but whatever the results do it slow and teasingly.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:00 No.9623403
    >>9623382

    That's munchkining and she won't like that.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:00 No.9623404
    >>9623358
    have you forgotten that we're supposed to be dying?

    get them all to fall for us, lotsa sexings, make em sad when they think we're dying, then lots of angry when they find out we were lying
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)04:00 No.9623405
    >>9623351
    >>9623360

    ". . . Kiss Strawberries?" you mutter, looking at your dice.

    "Sorry, I had to write this table up really fast," Koyomi sighs.

    You shake your head, but go ahead and start licking away the cream around one of the strawberries, then roll a second time. . . this time you start with a lump of melting cream around the inside of her thigh and start to kiss and suckle it away, as Koyomi gives out a little gasp of pleasure at the touch of your lips. . .
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)04:01 No.9623418
    >>9623390
    You could try. . . :3
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:01 No.9623425
    >>9623405
    Keep going, rubbing her hips with our hands.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:01 No.9623431
    >>9623405
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)04:02 No.9623436
    >>9623418

    I take it "asking nicely and NOT using the goddamn probe" is a step in the right direction then? :P
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)04:02 No.9623442
    rolled 5, 4 = 9

    oh, wait: I'm assuming you are rolling onto her belly. You are, right? because you totally should~
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:02 No.9623443
    >>9623418
    Worth a try, eh? I bet she'd even enjoy it.

    Of course, first we have to get her to agree to it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:03 No.9623457
    rolled 2, 6, 4 = 12

    >>9623335
    SATAN GUIDE MY D6-ES
    note: ignore 3rd d6 for purposes of table.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:04 No.9623472
    rolled 2, 5, 2 = 9

    >>9623457
    SATAN YOU FUCKNUGGET WHERE'S MY 666
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:05 No.9623486
    rolled 6, 1, 4 = 11

    >>9623472
    Satan, you're a douchebag.
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)04:05 No.9623487
    >>9623442
    Picking up the dice, you roll them onto her flat stomach, making her giggle a bit at the ticklish sensation. "Eat some whipped cream, got to do what the dice say," you quip, and take a big mouthful of the whipped cream on the inside of her other thigh and start to lick it down in large gulps.

    Koyomi gasps and arches her back into you, and the dice roll off her stomach and clatter onto the floor. Following the pips, you you start to kiss away the whipped cream over her sides and stomach, slowly moving up to kiss away the frothy topping over her breasts, suckling just a tad at her pink nipples. . .
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 05/05/10(Wed)04:05 No.9623491
    >>9623472
    Have fun rolling like, 200 times.
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)04:06 No.9623504
    rolled 4, 1 = 5

    yaaaay~
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:07 No.9623507
    After sex, we need to tell her that we don't have long to live, and that we need her to keep that a secret.
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)04:07 No.9623512
    >>9623486

    It's the Freight Train from HELL.

    Also, say the following: "I wield Lance of Headcrab-Slaying."
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:07 No.9623513
    >>9623491
    Statistically though, he shouldn't have to roll 216.

    And although it's not a perfect algorithm, you can say there's about a 50%/50% chance of having rolled it by the half way mark.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:08 No.9623520
    >>9623507
    should know that already, it's part of our hiring spiel
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)04:08 No.9623522
    >>9623486
    You kick the dice, praying for box cars, and cursing when you come so close. . . "Damn," you mutter. "At least that lets me eat one of these things." You slide down into the hollows of her body, pick up one of the tangy red fruits in your mouth, and eat it whole, leaving red juice mingling with the white topping and flowing over her pale skin.

    >>9623504

    "Suck strawberries?" you mutter, then decide to interpret the rules rather liberally. With a sudden surge, you pull her up towards you, and clamp your mouth over her nipple, hard, suckling like a babe at the breast. Koyomi gasps and throws her arms around your neck, complaining, breathlessly, "You're not following the rules! You cheater!"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:08 No.9623529
    rolled 3, 1, 5 = 9

    >>9623504
    Hey, that's a decent roll.
    Any opportunities to use a strawberry similarly to one of those egg-shaped vibrators prior to sucking it?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:08 No.9623532
    >>9623487
    Yeah I think we're done with rolling now. Or do we have to keep going until 6 6?
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 05/05/10(Wed)04:09 No.9623534
    >>9623512
    Right, almost forgot this.

    We washed our junk before coming here, right?

    ...please?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:09 No.9623535
    >>9623522
    Keep going, start rubbing her with our hands.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:09 No.9623537
    >>9623522

    "You let me DM, you put up with my houserules."
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:09 No.9623540
    >>9623522
    "Rule zero"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:09 No.9623545
    >>9623534
    Well, there should be a bathroom in her room... we can look for some petroleum jelly or something there, too.
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)04:10 No.9623550
    >>9623537

    SECONDED FOR GREAT JUSTICE
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:10 No.9623551
    >>9623534
    ...
    ><
    Rolling DC15 save vs. loss of arousal
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:11 No.9623559
    rolled 14 = 14

    >>9623551
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)04:11 No.9623561
    rolled 6, 5 = 11

    |3
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:12 No.9623574
    Oh stop that. Anything so unsexy would be handwaved away.

    RIGHT?
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)04:13 No.9623582
    >>9623529
    >>9623534

    Saving Throw. . . yes you did.

    You get another "suck strawberries" roll, and decide this time to play a little more. Taking the largest one, you roll it over her warm sex, slipping it in and dipping it into her clear glaze before suckling off her juices from the tangy fruit.

    >>9623537
    >>9623540

    "You're DM, you grin. "You let me put up with my house rules. Besides, rule Zero."

    Koyomi pouts at you as you bite into the strawberry, grinning. "Fine," she growls. "Take a +1 modifier to both of your dice rolls now."

    >>9623561

    You roll the dice again. . . so close! But then you remember Koyomi's modifiers. . . and you grin. "Box cars!" you call out. "Now you have to do whatever I want!"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:13 No.9623584
    rolled 5, 3 = 8

    >>9623561
    Eat all of it. All of it damn you!
    Also there better damn well be fingers rubbing somebody's clitoris by now.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:13 No.9623585
    >>9623522

    "FUCK THE RULES." >:3
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:13 No.9623594
    >>9623582
    IN DAT ASS
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)04:14 No.9623597
    rolled 1, 1 = 2

    >>9623585
    AND YOU~!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:15 No.9623610
    >>9623582
    Go get some lubricant, tell her to spread her pert cheeks...
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)04:15 No.9623611
    >>9623584

    "And my custom table says. . . rub clit!" You slide a hand between her legs, through the lingering remnants of what little whipped cream remains, and slip a finger over her clit. Koyomi's body shivers at the touch, then starts to tremble even harder when you eagerly start to rub her all over, your fingertips growing wet with her love juices.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:15 No.9623612
    >>9623582

    Kiss her, start fingering clit and/or ass.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:16 No.9623628
    >>9623582
    Slide your cock through whatever is left of the cream, and let her have a go at it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:16 No.9623634
    rolled 4, 2 = 6

    >>9623597
    CRITICAL FAIL at fucking anon.
    Anon gets a free action.
    Anon used "CAUSE HETEROSEXUALITY" on random faggot poster!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:17 No.9623638
    rolled 1, 2 = 3

    >>9623611

    Now roll again. Keep her in a state of arousal, but don't go too hard at once. Let it all build up until she's begging for it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:18 No.9623660
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    >>9623611
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)04:18 No.9623663
    >>9623638

    This guy are good.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:19 No.9623679
    rolled 4, 3 = 7

    >>9623638
    Damn it stop rolling let me do it.
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)04:20 No.9623682
    >>9623638
    bueno.png
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:20 No.9623691
    >>9623660
    Second
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)04:21 No.9623697
    >>9623612
    As she starts to protest, you silence her by kissing her hard on the mouth. You taste strawberries: perhaps you caught her in the middle of a midnight snack when you came in.

    You roll again, getting a kiss strawberries result, so you close in for a second kiss, and then a third, as the dice seem to be fixated on rolling ones. She pulls you down in hard, and her small, slender body presses against yours, mashing what strawberries remain and letting the sticky juices flow over her skin. . .

    You pull back a bit now, and remembering some little tricks you learned from the last time, begin to pleasure her using only the tips of your fingers. Though she reaches out and tries to pull you close, you keep her pinned down, then she can only gasp and moan as she presses herself hard against your fingers as they quest inside her. She is shaking her head back and forth, moaning, "You bastard! you bastard, oh god, just. . . stop, please! Oh. . . oh god!"

    Feeling her start to grow close, you pull your hand away. . . and she starts to explode. "Oh god, oh god, don't stop, pleaaase!" she whimpers.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:22 No.9623706
    >>9623697
    Finger her ass now. Make her beg for it.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:22 No.9623707
    >>9623697
    gently hold her

    "please what?"
    >> Balancesheet !!bUQMOjF/ksZ 05/05/10(Wed)04:22 No.9623708
    >>9623697

    You heard the woman! Don't stop!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:23 No.9623717
    rolled 2, 2 = 4

    >>9623697

    "Well, DM, should I stop? Or should I keep going?"

    trollface.png
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:24 No.9623729
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    >>9623697
    Don't make me flood your entire thread with 8th edition tap symbols.
    You know what must be done.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:24 No.9623731
    >>9623697
    Keep teasing her with the lighter fingerm and when she get's close again stick it in, and ride her from that orgasm to the next.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:24 No.9623732
    >>9623706

    Agreed. Repeat teasing process with a combination of lightly fingering her ass and nibbling her nipples.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:24 No.9623737
    >>9623729
    We play a "Subgame under the table"? :3
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:25 No.9623744
    >>9623729

    Nononono. Don't be hasty. We need to drive her to insanity with a combo of horniness and frustration. She'll feel so much better when she comes that she'll beg us for more.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:25 No.9623746
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    >>9623737
    I'd enter her dungeon
    >> lolwut !LUnaFatguY 05/05/10(Wed)04:27 No.9623766
    We just hit autosage, for what it's worth.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:27 No.9623769
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    >>9623744
    Apparently my argument was not made entirely clear. Allow me to re-iterate it.
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)04:27 No.9623770
    >>9623731
    >>9623732
    GO GO GO~
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)04:27 No.9623772
    >>9623707
    >>9623717

    "Please what? Want me to stop, DM? Or should I keep. . ."

    "Just. . ." her face suddenly flushes, and she bites her lower lip. "Are you going to make me say it, you bastar--"

    She is interrupted as you start to finger her ass a bit, slipping a finger in to the first knuckle. She gasps at that, and her eyes widen in shock for a moment, then she starts to move against you as you slide down and start to suckle hard on her breasts, looking up at her lascivious face in triumph.

    You're not sure, but it might be the first time you actually managed to get a woman to cum, as Koyomi throws back her head, eyes closed, and lets out a little strangled moan of pleasure. . . then you push in harder, and you start to stroke her faster now, moving from teasing to a hard, vigorous movement, forcing her to ride out the orgasm. She grabs at her pillow, then covers her face with it, letting out a muffled scream into the down pillow, her arched body starting to tremble and shake. . .
    >> Goshujin-Sama 05/05/10(Wed)04:29 No.9623794
    New thread >>9623790

    Please archive this one, thanks.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:29 No.9623802
    >>9623772
    Keep going. Let her ride it out, then pull out and look for some lubricant.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:30 No.9623805
    >>9623772

    We need a "She Came" reaction image.
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)04:30 No.9623806
    >>9623772
    DON'T STOP NOW
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:30 No.9623814
    >>9623772
    keep going till she's begging you to stop
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)04:33 No.9623853
    >>9623814
    A point of order here:
    After orgasm, erogenous zones can become so sensitive as to be slightly painful. Watch that.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:33 No.9623856
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    duplicate file entry detected?
    Oh, 4chan.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:34 No.9623869
    >>9623853
    Aye; I've experienced that. It's more a muscular soreness than anything though, isn't it?
    >> Darren Delarosa !2fqIh0ZGSA 05/05/10(Wed)04:37 No.9623911
    >>9623869
    A little of both. the stimulation actually erodes the nerve paths slightly, so the body is all like "it feels so good but ow ow ow so good OW"

    As well as the muscle spasms that occur during orgasm asking for their paycheck.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/10(Wed)04:40 No.9623944
    Well then. Let's wait until the DM posts the next part and collect our XP.
    >> Alpharius 05/05/10(Wed)04:41 No.9623955
    >>9623944

    See:

    >>9623794



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