To reiterate: you have Koyomi gasping in pleasure as you finger her relentlessly. . .

fuck off

>>9623790

We're not that quick, are we?

>>9623790
Keep going. Let her ride it out, then pull out and look for some lubricant.

>>9623790

And delicious.

Finish #1.

Then we can get started on the main event.

>>9623813
I don't think we've even put it in yet...

keep going till she begs you to stop

>>9623822
Pull our finger out.

>>9623826

Ah. Yes.

<-
NEW PLAN!

>>9623813
>>9623818
>>9623825

Koyomi rides out the waves of pleasure until she is left, sweaty and gasping, laying helplessly on the bed. . . you pull your fingers out of her at the end, and take a moment to lick the glaze off of them, before putting them into her mouth and letting her taste herself, which she does so eagerly.

>>9623813
You do find some. Why she has a tube of KY on her nightstand, you're not quite sure.

>>9623813

Seconded

Not to interrupt the flow of things, but I lol'd my dick off at that tiny robot.

Just saying.

>>9623864

Obvious reasons.

So, ass?

>>9623864
Pick up the tube. Ask her if she wants it.

>>9623864

She probably has a monster didlo hidden in here somewhere.

>>9623864

Alright, start maneuvering her into position while we discreetly grab the lube.

>>9623864
>Why she has a tube of KY on her nightstand, you're not quite sure.
Well, it's either for Sex, or for converting models.

Or both.

>>9623875

We don't want to miss out -again- with her because of a technicality. Sex her up proper for the Will.

>>9623896

And *then* do her in the ass, if we can still keep it up.

>>9623864
Lube up fingers, pull her up onto you, and fuck her while you finger her ass.

>>9623896
>>9623902

>>9623908
this

So, front door or back door? Seems to be leaning heavily towards back.

>>9623896
Oh no, we'll have to fuck our attractive, intelligent, gaming-interested scientist-maid a third time. That would be horrible.

>>9623908

This works too. She'll be as limp as a fuckdoll by now, so it should be easy.

Also, be careful going in. She'll be oversensitive after coming that hard, so if she looks in actual pain, slow down for a bit. Kiss a little.

Oh hey a quest thread! I hear that despite a modicum of hate for them, they are a unique aspect of /tg/. Why not check one out? Let's see here-

>To reiterate: you have Koyomi gasping in pleasure as you finger her relentlessly. . .

man what

>>9623923
hold up the tube and ask first, but yes, back

>>9623896
>>9623902
>>9623921

I'm good with this set of events, starting with >>9623908

>>9623923
In the ass.

>>9623923
Front, with hope that we will have strength for the backdoor from all the practice we have already.

>>9623935

Agreed.

>>9623938

Yes. Front then back.

>>9623932

>>Maid Quest
>>Maid

What were you expecting?

>>9623932

This is the thinly veiled fap-fiction quest. Try Crab-Quest instead.

>>9623932
Lol'd.

Not ALWAYS about doin' it, though it IS a pretty heavy undertone.

Sometimes we need to escape from hell after being killed by our maid who was actually the demon queen of lust or combat a truck full of Greys after we ask a guy to hire some illegal aliens to help us fix up the mansion on the cheap.

It varies pretty severely.

>>9623923

Perform an attack on her rear-guard.

>>9623932
THESE ARE THE BESTEST TRADITIONAL GAMES

BUTTSEX FOR THULSA DOOM

>>9623962
Or, you know, any of the other fine quests.

>>9623932
It could be worse. We -did- have a trapmaid a while back.

BACK DOOR.

Front then back

>>9623980

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

Kat was going to be OURS. We WILL get her back.

>>9623980
We still do.

Quit throwing a fucking hissy fit for fuck's sake. At this rate I almost wish he did go the "give every girl a dick" route, it would have made you fuck off at the very least.

Well, it's getting late so, long story short. . .

> 1
> 1

. . .

You manage to get into her nice and deep, thrusting into her sensitive pussy as she gasps in pleasure, your fingers pushing deep into her and stimulating her from the other side as well. . . it's not long before you're pumping your hot cum deep into her wet womb, as she throws back her head and screams out in pleasure.

Groggily, you remind yourself that you want to go around to the back, but the exhaustion of the act is making you tired. Giving your sexy little nerd maid a gentle kiss, you curl up in her arms and yawn, intending only to rest for about half an hour and then have another go.

But the exhaustion from the day's events take their toll. . . and when you awaken again, it is morning.

Koyomi is curled up next to you when you awaken, grinning at you happily. "So," she asks. "How did you like the module?"

>>9623995
... You blew it, guys. You blew it.

>>9623995

"Pretty good. Is there a... rear entrance?"

*sunglasses*

>>9623995
WHOOOPSY

Enough for a another run.

>>9623995
roll over suck some tit

"was great, how bout another session?"

>>9623995
FFFFFFFFFF-

Goddamnit technology, why you gotta cock-block us like that?

>>9623995

Pretty epic. Same time next week?

>>9623952

Something involving maids.

>>9623995
"It was nice to know it didn't end in some horrific swordfight."

>>9623994
looks like u butthurt 'bout lack of buttsex

>>9623995

"Absoltely Delicious, my dear. I take it from all the screaming that you had a good time, too."

nerd girls are alwayys screamers, aren't they?

>>9624001
It was a good plan. I'll be honest, if it weren't so late, I'd have kept going, but I need to actually sleep some.

>>9624011
>>9624009
>>9624005
>>9624013
>>9624014

"It was fun," you grin. "Care for another run?"

Koyomi reaches out and gives you a playful kiss on the cheek. "Sure thing. Just bring your dice." She pauses, then, and lays back down, considering. "This isn't going to get weird, is it? I mean. . . you and Samantha and all?"

>>9624027
>implying this is a bad thing.

>>9624021
>buttsex
>we fucked Koyomi in the ass the first time we met her.

No I'm just sick of people bitching about it. I mean, you guys got so irritating about it that you went on ahead and made him pull the stuff he did.

Which was pretty awesome, the way the GM did it, gotta give him that.

>>9623995

"Great start for the adventure path. You got a sequel in the works?"

Be nice and all but for god sakes escape.

Don't go back to your room though, go out and take a walk, excuse your absence as an early morning run or something.

>>9624027
Naw, I tapped one (well, out of one ... stupid small sample size) that was so ridiculously quiet that I actually had to ask her >.>

>>9624032
"Nah dude, I got a peak at the DM's notes. 'Harem Ending' is the highest scoring choice."

>>9624027
They're always so goddamn quiet. The noise has gotta go somewhere.

>>9624032
not going to try to make it that way myself, the rest is up to you girls

>>9624032
"No, it's not... She'll understand. This is part of my contract."

>>9624032
Chuckle.
"Dear, if you had any idea what I went through on a day to day basis, you'd know this is the most normal of my activities and issues."

>>9624032
Speaking of contract concerns...didn't we just get that other half of that Sex Point?

Sorry, to be honest I don't really care about the sex segments, I'm in it for the awesome adventure part.

PLAN OF ACTION:
PLAN A: RETURN TO ROOM. SLUMBER.
PLAN B: MOVE NOWHERE. SLUMBER.
PLAN C: RETURN TO ROOM. DO NOTHING.
PLAN D: MOVE NOWHERE. DO NOTHING.
PLAN E: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FUCK UP ALL 4 OF THE ABOVE PLANS

Go down the plans in alphabetical order and do the first one possible.

>>9624032

"If she hasn't already figured it out by now, especially considering my family history... well, she's pretty sharp, so i'd be astounded if she *didn't* already know. And she hasn't made a comment yet, so i'll assume for now that she's cool with it."

>>9624032
Hopefully not. Say, can you give me some sort of cover story for why I was in here all night? Hook me up to a machine like I was helping with an experiment and passed out in it, or something?

>>9623994
Just so you know, we're making the trapmaid a girl then tapping her. As in, the sex will involve exactly 1 penis.

>>9624032


Before we leave her presence, imply implications about our limited lifespan.

Hold Koyomi some more, and fall back asleep.

>>9624066
We still should talk to the maids.

Getting to know a bit more about Alicia maybe. Hell, maybe a talk with Sam. We spend time with her, but never kinda-sorta-slightly-just-with-her-father's-watching-eye-alone alone time.

>>9624064

We've achieved the contract, so now we spend the next 20 days training for our Reginald fight, wooing Sam, and adventurin' like a madman.

We didn't buttsex Koyomi the first time. We tried with the Alien probe. She freaked the fuck out because, y'know, SCIENCE.

>>9624055
>>9624051
>>9624050
>>9624047
>>9624042

Koyomi nods, then smiles wickedly. "Well," she smirks. "A party's always better than lone-wolfing it." She sits up and yawns, stretching out. "Still, you'd better get back up to your room before someone misses you."

"And how do you propose I do that?"

"Using the secret passage."

"Secret. . ."

Koyomi presses a button near her bed, and one of the walls slides open to reveal a set of stairs leading up into the darkness. "It opens up at the Master Bedroom closet," she says. "There are passages leading to all the maids' rooms. You didn't know?"

"Not at all."

> DISCOVERED MANSION TRAIT: HIDDEN PASSAGES.

>>9624085
that and alien construct set to destroy world

>>9624088
>"It opens up at the Master Bedroom closet," she says. "There are passages leading to all the maids' rooms. You didn't know?"

Can't say I'm surprised, really, considering our uncle.

>>9624088
Kiss her as thanks, then leave her alone for now.

We need to take a shower.

>>9624076
Just so you know, I don't give a fuck. I'm not one for the sex part of the quests. In fact I stopped reading and went to play the Reach Beta when we IC-wise went to play with Koyomi. Has nothing to do with OP's writing ability, just that stuff doesn't do anything for me and I have no interest in reading it.

I just have no fucking clue how you made such a big deal out of it. He probably wouldn't have gone into detail just because of you guys being pissants.

Sometimes I wish /tg/ didn't attract normalfags from /b/ at all.

>>9624088
Now we know how Felecia kept getting in.

>>9624088

...so THAT'S how Felicia kept getting in. Well then.

>HIDDEN PASSAGES.
...Excellent.

And with that, I'm calling it a night. . . will probably resume Friday or Saturday or something.

>>9624088
well, that explains felicia managing to be in our room despite locked/blocked off door

>>9624110
Have a good one.

Someone archive the threads, please.

>>9624106
>>9624105

Sequential Feliciamind

>>9624091
Aye. As carmine would say,
BITCHFUCKING CUNTNIGGER GOT THE MOTHERFUCK AWAY, FAGGOTJEWKNOB. NOW THE BLOODY SPICGOBBLER LOOKS LIKE THAT WHORESLUT SAMANTHA AND IT'S TARDCRAPPING ITS WAY THE FUCK OVER HERE, SHITMUNCH.

>>9624047
We say this, staring at the DM through the window in the fourth wall.

>>9624105
>>9624106

DAMNIT, I should have guessed it! My cats used to do that all the time. There were some damaged walls in the bathrooms/closets of our old house, and they kept using them to get into locked rooms.

Anyway, good night OP.

>>9624127
Actually, didn't we recover that alien device? The whole reason for going to Black Mesa

Should look into it come Friday/Saturday.

Also, Koyomi probably needs an upgrade from "Neutral" status. We /did/ rescue her ass, then made her come witht he force of a thousand suns.

>>9624154
It... it makes sense in context!

>>9624154

Oh God what the fuck? It's like my post exploded.

brb delorting.

>>9624154
see
>>9623967

Also jesus christ, having fun with the quotes, there?

>>9624172

This is the fapfic qest. Serious quests are weekend afternoons.

>>9624183

or, you know, right now

>>9624190
inb4 no one cares go home

Archived for great justice.

Wow, this is shit and you are all awful people for partaking in it. Have some fucking dignity.

>>9624190
This one kinda oscillates between seriousness and fapfic.

Gotta admit the Black Mesa was a bit of a low point, but I think that's because Goujinshi-Sama's running out of pep.

>>9624207

In my pants.

>>9624210


>>9622203


:V
is what I meant

>>9624207
>thread 24

AHAHAHAHAHAH YOU ARE TOO LATE

>>9624241
24 threads of wish-fulfillment LOL U FUCK THE MAID, YOU ARE STUD.

So utterly pathetic.

>>9624207
Wow, and you're spending your time trolling and saging.
Fuck your shit we're having fun.

>>9624250
...and now I can tell you didn't even bother to look beyond...likely this very thread.

>>9624250
maybe you should have sagebombed the first one? I'm just saying you're more than a little late to the party.

>>9624254
>we're having fun, pretending we're getting laid on the internet. But not even cybersex with a girl or someone we can pretend is one.
>NOT PATHETIC WE SWEAR

>>9624267
Not to mention the GM is gone.

I don't understand what you aim to achieve considering discussion will probably die down in the next fifteen minutes or less.

>>9624274
And now you're reading like you're one of those E-Alpha Male types who's angry everyone else doesn't lead a normal, AWESOME life like you.

>>9624250
I'm not a big fan of fapfic, and I think this is the wrong board for it.

That said, you're complaining about WISH FULFILLMENT on a board chiefly devoted to ROLEPLAYING GAMES and FANTASY WARGAMES?

>>9624293
I'm not a fan at all. I'm following namely because of the relationship/adventure aspects.

I love how people need to generalize as much as possible.

>>9624290
>And now you're reading like you're one of those E-Alpha Male types who's angry everyone else doesn't lead a normal, AWESOME life like you
Man I'm a nerd just like you
I'm just not so pathetic I participate in "Maid Quest Part You Get Laid: OMG YOU GET LAID". You don't have to be either.

>>9624311
See >>9624104

While people were doing that part of the quest I was busy raging at Arena on the Reach Beta.

All I'm saying is, there IS more to the stuff than the fapfic. It might be the core, but there's plenty of fluff to set it apart from "YOU MEET HOT GIRL, YOU FUCK, THE END"

And if you're going to keep arguing at least use noko+sage.

>>9624311
you're on 4chan

by definition you're already scraping the bottom of the barrel of pathetic

>>9624311
>pathetic

I hate fuckers like you, who feel it their prerogative to look down upon others and judge them by an invisible scale of pathetic ------- cool. As if it's any less pathetic to fap to models you will never fucking see let alone date than it is to fap to text or enjoy a story one can interact with.

>>9624372
Really, I don't care about the "patheticness about it" but this quest is starting to earn some really devoted trolls like the last thread.

>>9624274

Hey, Maid Quest. I remember someone saying that it was actually a quality quest. It's also on part 25 so at least there's SOMETHING keeping it alive.
>you have Koyomi gasping in pleasure as you finger her relentlessly. . .

Note to DM: Probably not a good idea to start threads in the middle of a sex scene.

>>9624461
It wont' matter at all. This is 4chan, whatever you're posting will A: Bother someone and B: Attract trolls.

>>9624436

You walked in at the wrong moment. Maid Quest is about 20% fapfic and 80% awesome.

Personally, I don't like the sex parts except when they're funny. When I post during them, its to try and get our protagonist to do something ridiculous or troll his would-be partner.

Unfortunately, there are others in the quest who feel differently.

>>9624372
Just a passerby playing Devil's advocate here:
Fapping to some smoking hot model who you will never meet is aiming for the heavens.
Playing/fapping to Maid Quest is aiming for the nonexistent.

>>9624311
Buddy this is for shits and giggles, so remove the log you have stuck up your ass and kindly fuck off.

>>9624496
>Playing/fapping to Maid Quest is aiming for the nonexistent.

So is playing just about any of these fucking quests anyways.

Hell, so is RPG in general. But I'm sure you care about your latest campaign, don't you?

I'm ready to stop being civil so I'll end my involvement with this:

Fuck you. Shut the fuck up. Get the fuck out. That goes for all of you whining faggots. There's nine other threads, go read those instead.

What I don't get is why nobody ever sagebombs the monstergirl threads. I mean, Maid Quest might be half-fapfic, but its still a role playing game with objectives and characters and a plot and stuff. That makes it way more /tg/ related than a lot of the shitty fap threads that no one ever bitches about.

>>9624531
I've given up on the LETS FAP TO MONSTERGIRLS GUYS threads.

>>9624505
Get off your grandstand, pal. You're shitting up this thread as much he is by responding to him and altogether acting like a little child.

I may be shitting up the thread as well by making this post, but I have no interest in it so it's no skin off my nose.

>>9624537

Then give up here, you're obviously not changing these guys' opinions.

>>9624531
There's these things called trolls, see. And they like attention and anger. So when they see a monstergirl thread, they just see a bunch of people who are posting porn/fapfic. But a quest? Whooo nelly, look at all these personally invested people who want to see how a story will turn out! Oh man, imagine the reactions when you insult their beloved past time!

Yeah. Pathetic, huh?

Maid Quest should be a comedy quest, not a fap quest. We seriously need to start causing shenanigans again.

>>9624546
>but I have no interest in it so it's no skin off my nose.
Actually, same here. I love a good yelling match, so I just came in here to yell. I'm neutral to Maid Quest, like I am to all quests. Since I hide them.

>>9624585
Then how'd you see the yelling match?

>>9624531
There's a handful of reasons why this/these threads get raged against while Monster Girls: The Rolling does not, but all you need to know is that it does.

As for other fap threads, I think it's a little disingenuous to say that they're troll-free. However, I'll agree that they don't get the rage they deserve. I can only do so much myself.

for the record, my only other posts here are
>>9624546
and
>>9624496

>>9624496
>aiming for the nonexistent
RPG in general? Since you'll never be a hero/villian/mighty orc warrior/ Loli necromancer.
Wargames in general? You'll never command any REAL forces after all...
It's how we roll

>>9624642
>Never command any real forces
Bull. Shit.

I am Electro! Master of Electricity! I have but to flip a switch, and lo! The is light! Again, I flip it, and lo! There is darkness!

>>9624250
oh look at you, brave hero of /tg/ Oh please sir knight, save us from ourselves! we've been corrupted by the forces of wrongfun!

Oh no, my argument senses are tingling! Aha! I missed a post!
>>9624527
>LOOK OUT GUYS I'M ABOUT TO STOP BEING CIVIL ON THE INTERNET! HOLD ME BACK! HOLD ME BACK!
You are silly and you should feel silly.

Anyway, first of all you claimed that fapping to models is the same as fapping to/playing MQ. I told you how they're different. Don't pick apart my post and try to weasel out a completely different area to attack just because you're too much of a pussy to acknowledge that someone proved you wrong.

Second, MQ through its (presumed) mixture of comedy, drama, romance, and more mundane nature, creates a much more involving illusion of a normalish life. Urist McDonkeypunch who kills dragons and doesn't afraid of anything is so completely disconnected from our reality that the line between the fantasy and reality is a mile wide.

Third, RPGs also involve socializing and actual gaming. The former needs no explanation, and the latter gives substance and grounding to the RPG's game of pretend. MQ(again, presumably) is anonymously posting suggestions and then seeing what happens.

Fourth and final, this thread's stalwart guardian is you, a person with all the emotional and intellectual maturity of a teenager.

Again, Devil's advocate. I'm just arguing for the sake of providing possible explanations for sagery, and I don't actually have anything against Maid Quest. This long, thread-shitting post is all thanks to you, pal.

>>9624931
>Fourth and final, this thread's stalwart guardian is you, a person with all the emotional and intellectual maturity of a teenager.
Cute personal attack there.

>>9624601
I didn't hide the thread (yet).

>>9625044
>I'm ready to stop being civil so I'll end my involvement with this:
>Fuck you. Shut the fuck up. Get the fuck out. That goes for all of you whining faggots.
I calls 'em as I sees 'em. People associate threads with their posters, and one of this thread's louder posters also happens to be the type of person you don't want to be associated with.