Loot
Alien Repair Bots
Mysterious Alien Sphere (0% analysed)
Demonic Ace of Spades - Alicia's Phylactery

Mansion Status:
Facilities: Beachfront property
Kitchen: Average (3 of 5)
Decor: Poor (1 of 5)
Gardens: Fair (2 of 5)
Repair: PERFECT (6 of 5)
Beach: Average (3 of 5)

Staff
Reginald, Your Butler (Devoted)
Samantha, Your Head Maid (Devoted) - LOVE
Katherine, the redheaded trap-kun (Warm 8/10)
Felicia, the cute catgirl (Warm) - SEXED
Jehanne, the paladin (Trust)
Alicia, the former Demon Queen of Lust (Hostile)
SISTER FUCKING CARMINE, THE FUCKING FEMALE FUCKING ANGRY MARINE! (Angry)
Koyomi, your Japanese gamer science nerd. (Neutral)

60 XP

It is Evening of Day 6 of 30. You are talking to a figure that inspires rage, Carmine the female half-eldar space marine.

WHAT DO?

>>9099572
Genuflect.

Seriously, tell her to pop the armor and go for a beer. She's earned a break.

http://twitter.com/maidquesttg

>>9099543
Eh, why not. Let's just talk to Carmine and see if we can get her to open up the slightest bit.

We are going for full completion, right?

>>9099572
Order her to calm the fuck down and put those fucking armor and weapons away when not in battle

>>9099543

Ask Carmine to teach us how to channel our inner ROOOOID RAAAGE

"What's it like, always being angry?"

Have her respond to our last few posts. Don't feel like copypasting.

"Teach me to be angry."

We should level up luck and skill
then talk to Koyomi if she's around.

>>9099572

You ought to include that Sister Carmine is also half vampire.

>>9099572

Ask to sample her geneseed.

>>9099543
If she's a sphess mahreen,
wouldn't her sexual organs have totally atrophied?

>>9099631

more like ask if she wants to sample our geneseed, if you know what i mean.

and get her to take the damn power armor off. we have maid uniforms for a reason.

>>9099572
GODDAMNIT YOU FAGGOT, CAN YOU TAKE A SHITTING BREAK, I ENJOY ME SOME FUCKING ANGER BUT YOU NEED TO QUIT MOTHERFUCKING BITCHING AND BREATHE OR SOME SHIT.

>>9099629
I'd rather that were never mentioned or considered in any way shape or form.

>>9099665
she was a troll character.
meant to be a one shot.

>>9099609
>>9099608
>>9099607
>>9099599
Carmine sighs. She pops open the armor, which opens up rather like a clamshell. She climbs out and sits down on a rock.

Without her huge cerametal powered suit, she is very small, very vulnerable looking, wearing only her black bodysuit. Also, you notice that she doesn't seem to have Black Carapace access points cut into her skin.

"So, about the whole female space marine thing. . ."

"The armor is Sororitas armor. I beat the shit out of a Sister to get it."

"And they let you in the Angry Marines?"

"They let in that cockbite Fuklaw."

"Ah."

There is a long pause.

"You know, you're a maid now. You don't need to always wear this powered armor."

"Whatever. Just fuck off." Carmine puffs on her cigar.

>>9099677

no he meant the half-vampire part.

>>9099677

But a half-eldar ANGRY MUHREEN was just too good to let go of.

>>9099677
Rule #28 of DMing. That character who you meant to throw away? The one with no personality or potential whatsoever?

The party loves that NPC. They'll make them an honorary member of the party, so you better get used to them sticking around.

>>9099691
So... how do you feel?

>>9099691
"Want to go get a drink? You've earned the rest."

>>9099691

wait, we need to ask why she was in hell. and scoot closer to her while she tells the story.

>>9099731
Good idea. Maybe over drinks.

>>9099691

"No, YOU fuck off. You think you can match me for rage? You don't know rage. You haven't witnessed your MORNING GLORIES ERUPT IN FLAME. You haven't been tortured by close proximity to DEM LEGS and an ULTIMATE BADASS who'd remove YOUR legs for touching them. You think you're the only one with rage? I KNOW RAGE."

Then sit down and scowl a mighty scowl.

>>9099691
You're a bit calmer already at least. Common lets go get drunk or something.

>>9099691
Just sit there in silence.

That's how some people communicate, you know. Let's see if she can just relax and enjoy her cigar and the beach. Maybe get close to her. Maybe.

>>9099691

"Cigars are all well and good, but there are better ways to relieve stress. I was just on my way to relieve some stress of my own, care to join me?"

>>9099712
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EnsembleDarkhorse

>>9099731

This.

>>9099729
"Like a fucking faggot. First I get fucking grabbed by a Slaaneshi whore and told to guard her fucking house for ten billion fucking eternities, then I get punched out by some fuckhead with no clothes on and some naked whore following him around with a sword, then I get dragged out of the Warp and into this place, where I'm not even real and apparently the entire Imperium I've been fighting my whole life to protect is a goddamn nerd game or something. Yeah, I'm fucking fine, you cum muncher."

>>9099740
This, we need to relate to her.

>>9099744
Seconded.

>>9099763

Take this bitch to Games Workshop or something. Get her playing 40K.

>>9099744
thirded

>>9099763

"You're so tense. Want me to help you unwind?"

>>9099763
"Is it? I mean, you're here, and you had to come from somewhere, so isn't that place real as well?"

>>9099779
she will flip a table in 3 seconds.
then crush all the figurines.
then purge the nerds.

actually, yes, do tell her to do that

>>9099763
"Yup. We've all had a weird couple of days. Shit happens, and we keep right on going forward."

>>9099763
Reassure her that she's real, get closer the entire time.

She just toned down her FUCKANGER, I think we might be able to get into the girl beneath it if we work at it.

"Wanna start a new imperium then?"

>>9099763
Yeah well suck it up and move on. Anyways if you want to get drinks or something later le me know.

Then get in her power armor and head back to the house.

Christ you limp wristed bastards. The anon that won her over was the anon that outshouted wrath itself. This sensitive side shit won't work.

>>9099779

>>9099763

"I'M TRAPPED IN A FUCKING THINLY-VEILED FAP-FICTION RUN BY A GENIUS PERVERT, WITH MY EVERY ACTION DICTATED BY SOME FUCKED UP NON-CONSENSUS OF ASS-SCRATCHING NECKBEARDS AND YOU- YOU= YOAASD'AAKD

FUCKADA YOU

>>9099763
"Just because there's an analogous nerd game for the imperium doesn't mean they aren't real. You're here, you're real. Just think of it as a stupid coincidence."

>>9099857

She loves us <3~

CHALLENGE HER TO A WRESTLING MATCH. LOSERS GENITALS ARE AT THE MERCY OF THE WINNER.

>>9099857
Oh, that's fucking it.

We've just learned some kick-ass fighting skills from Reginald. Time to put her in her place.

>>9099857

Okay, fuck this shit. I was against bringing Carmine back from hell in the first place, but tried to make the most of it once we did. At this point though, I couldn't care less.

Talk to Kat.

BALETED

>>9099857
I think we're making progress. Talk to you later?

>>9099857

"Fuckin wanna-be Space Marine..."

>>9099873
The post this refers to read:

Sister Carmine glares at you, then suddenly sucker-punches you in the teeth. "Get bent, faggot. Save that fucking psychology shit for The View." She climbs back into her powered armor and walks away.

>>9099857
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT ARMOR!

WHAT, TOO MUCH A PUSSY TO FIGHT WITHOUT IT?

>>9099857

>"Get bent, faggot," she snarls. "Save that psychology shit for The View."

THANK YOU MA'AM.

>>9099857
Oops, sorry for treating you like a WOMAN.
-4 str bitch.

Laugh at her and the go back into the mansion. Tell her she can sleep on the sand tonight.

>>9099895

Ask her if it hurts to not be able to go back to this shitty Imperium that's ruled by a corpse.

>>9099895
"Then how about a slightly more direct approach."

Headbutt her. Forehead to forehead. Un-gentile.

>>9099901
>>9099900
>>9099899
>>9099890
>>9099889
>>9099882
>>9099881
>>9099873

General consensus seems to be to shout something insulting at Carmine as she walks off. She flips you off as she does.

Her relationship level would change, but honestly, it's like Samantha's: stuck at ANGRY all the time.

Who next?

>>9099901

did OP delete post?

SLOW YER ROLL ANON. OP deleted that post, clearly he's writing up a longer one with more/different content.

>>9099934

We need to make a Will save from being sucker punched by a SHITANGRY SPESS MEHREN first

>>9099934
How could I be so dumb. We're going to relate to this bitch through violence, and violence only.

After headbutting her, headbutt her again. Even if we're both reeling from it.

>>9099939
KOYOMI

>>9099895
WE FAILED.

Excellent show, good sir! We need to fuck up, before we get too crazy.

Like, "YEAH WE CAN TAKE REGINALD HURRR" crazy.

>>9099895
And that's it.

If Reginald's the final boss, she's the boss right before him.

By the end of this we knock her ass out for the second time for this shit.

>>9099939
Jehanne. We need to catch up with her and try to establish an idea of when we'll be able to seal the deal on her.

>>9099939

KAT. WE NEED INTEL.

>>9099954
Actually. . . it didn't hurt that badly. I mean, even if she is a SPESS MEHREEN WITH 20 STR, after you factor the -4 STR for being a woman and the further -4 for being an Eldar, she's got barely above average strength outside her powered armor.

>>9099939
I give you a thumbs up.

Well, to be more specific, I give a thumbs up to my monitor.

Anyway, let's hit up the paladin! Koyomi's still at uni.

>>9099939
Jehanne

>>9099939

Kat. We need to talk to her, its been a long time.

We can deal with Jehanne tomorrow.

Offer to buy her some minis to destroy. Hint you may have some Emperor pictures as well. Mention the possibility of getting her the codex for the various other factions. Point out that she's not the strangest person among your employ.
Reiterate getting into her pants is all fine and good (nice bodyglove), but that you still want her to be happy (though a RAGE is fine too).
And, of course, tell her she's done a good job, and helping your maids, whether it's adjusting to life here or starting to figure out where she wants to go next, is something you want to do.

>>9099939
Visit the Paladin.

>>9099934
>Un-gentile

So... a Jewish headbutt? How does that work?

>>9099939
Anyway, let's go talk to Koyomi. See if we can't get to know her better.

>>9099939
>shout something insulting
I choose to believe we said "love you too, you fucking pissy bitch!"

>>9099978
Weak bitch. Let's get Felicia to sneak inside her power armor and beat the fuck out of her, then boot her out of her own armor. Then we tie her to a rock on the beach and let the seagulls eat her.

>>9099968

Remember how we got her to break down and start crying last time, right?

WE PUNCHED THE SHIT OUT OF HER WHILE CALLING HER A WHINY TINY BITCH.

This is how we relate to an ANGRY MARINE. She brings out the best in us. Let us embrace this.

>>9099978
>Half Eldar
We're going to need to get a vindicare get up and sniperan skills before we can get her then.

>>9099958
...isn't there.

Alicia. We need to get some talk time in with her. She'll, at the very least, be more sensible than Carmine was, then again, what the hell were we expecting? She's an Angry Marine. She's from a chapter that isn't even real by GW standards.

>>9099978

Oh, in that case, BEAT THE EVERLASTING SHIT OUT OF THE FUCKING ANGRY MARINE FUCKING SHITCOCKNOCKERS

>>9099939
>stuck at ANGRY all the time.

Rather disappointing.

>>9100003
From an earlier thread...

"You're pretty strong. For an eldar."

Current vote seems to be Jehanne?

so we drag our injured pride to jehanne's room. she might get all touchy when she sees the blood.

Eeeesh, /tg/ gets angry at getting resisted. Definitely an ugly side to you guys.

Also, for Carmine, all we need is pic related.

>>9100025
Yeah.

>>9100008

>She brings out the best in us

LITERALLY. Look at all the anon's saying OH FUCK HER SHIT JUST GOT REAL. This is literally what's happening.

This is hilarious. Goshujin, I love you. Never change.

>>9100008
Sort-of what I was going for, although I had a moralfag speech to tack onto the end.

Doesn't ring true though. Should probably stick to epic penis speeches.

>>9100025
koyomi
unless she isn't back yet

Jehanne, yeah.

>>9100014
I'm fine with her or the paladin.

>>9100029
Our pride is not injured as far as i'm concerned, we beat her in her power armor while we were unarmed and naked.

>>9100025

yessir. let's roll.

>>9099990
And she'll just kick us in the balls with power armor on and tell us to stop kissing her ass before she kicks our ass with it.

Being nice with this woman is just asking for more beatdowns upon ourselves, and now that we're training with Reggie and he's going to make us go through Training From Hell since he knows we're gunning for his daughter...

Well, frankly I think we have our beatdown quota downpacked. If anything it's time to admit we're only keeping her around to get out pent-up stress that a fap can't take care of.

>>9100025

I think besides samantha we currently have the best shot with Jehanne, so yeah.

We should have raped Carmine when she was out of the power armor. ANGRY rape.

>>9100068

She's an elf, don't we just have to lick her ears or something?

>>9100082

we may yet get her to rape US. In which case, we cannot be blamed by Samantha...

>justasplanned.jpg

Koyomi will be back in the morning.

As you come back up to Jehanne's room, you hear an odd sound. Kind of a rhythmic, slapping sound, followed by a whimper and a murmur. Then another, then another.

>>9100089

BARGE IN, FEIGN CONCERN.

>>9100089
She is shlicking. Peek.

>>9100068

We should be fine if we hit her in the head.

>>9100089
cautiously investigate.

>>9100089
Horny anons are go in 3...2...1...

>>9100089

Kick down the door, take away that scourge she's using on herself, rip it in pieces, throw it in the toilet, piss on it, and flush it away.

Then turn to her and say "Sup?" Like nothing happened.

>>9100089

Either Reginald beat us to it, or there's some ritual flagellation going on.

Either way, we must observe.

>>9100068
Sell it to her like this, because it's true: there's more ways to do angry than just yelling like a drunk toddler with Tourette's and an expansive vocabulary.

We can teach her those ways, because as a 19-year old nerd we pretty much have to know a thing or two about types of anger that wouldn't immediately get our asses kicked by jocks.

>>9100089
Stealth action our way in, so she can't hide it.

>>9100099

THIS!

Act like we thought someone was hurting her!

>>9100109

If she IS making time with Reginald, just continue through the room and out the window onto the roof like that was your aim the entire time.

Like you kick down doors and exfil through windows ALL THE TIME.

>>9100089

Roll to resist temptation of going in a seeing what she's doing.

>>9100089
Walk in on her.

She didn't get to catch us fapping, it's only fair we finish turning the tables on her.

>>9100101
>>9100102
>>9100099
I don't think you guys have thought about the other possibility of whats going on in there... but hey, lets check it out.

>>9100089
Peek stealthily. "Accidentally" barge in if schlicking, gtfo if she's not alone. I suspect Reginald is laying pipe.

>>9100099
You find Jehanne stripped naked in her bedroom. She has a leather belt in one hand, and has been using it to self-flagellate, apparently, from the red weals on her back. She is kneeling in the center of her room, biting her lower lip, and whispering to herself over and over. Sounds a bit like, "Repent, sinner, for the Lord Bahamut watches over all."

Her cheeks are flushed, by the way, and she is trembling not only with fear and pain, but something resembling pleasure.

Walk in

We've beaten the rage out of her before, we'll just have to do it again and then make it memorable so that she stops being angry whenever she sees us.

>>9100132
>>9100109

I doubt Reginald would intrude on our property. Otherwise his daughter would be fair game.

>>9100068
Mostly just meant to make sure she knows she has options when she decides on what she wants to do. She's kinda aimless and riding the RAGE at moment after all. That being said, some semi-productive use of RAGE should be fine too.

And check up with Kat: the general status of the maids, how Kat is doing around them, that Alicia and Kyomi bear watching, and that we're still working on ways to help her transition (could probably manage better than just a normal surgery, but that we're still hopefull of finding something better).

>>9100102
No, I mean she's raised in violence.

She will understand entirely if we get our asses handed to us by Reggy during (which I assume will happen 99.9% of the time) only to go over to her and start randomly beating her down and yelling at her like she's beneath everything else.

We might as well have fun with that form of communication. Might eventually end in hate-sex.

>>9100134
Intentionally fail said roll.

>>9100089
Walk in, say, "Tradition dictates the maids are supposed to walk in while I'm fapping, but I'll let it slide."

>>9100141
I think we need to break things down for her.

We're gonna have to work to assure her that none of her her old life matters anymore. Even her religion.

>>9100141

Pain slut. Knew it.

"Hi."

>>9100141

Say "You kinky fuck."

>>9100141

>but something resembling pleasure.

yeeeessssssssssssss

>>9100141
... I'm okay with this.

Walk in, apologize for interruption. Ask if there's anything we can do to help.

>>9100141

Draw attention to yourself. This lady's a bit out of her mind, but she may well be willing to share her reasons.

>>9100141
Kinky.

hmm. How do we approach this? Anons with greater porn game experience, advise!

she's totally schlicking- but we should bust in like we're going to protect her from....we can roll for that BS when the time comes.

>>9100189

I'd console we retreat and knock on the door politely. It's high fucking time that somebody ELSE have to scramble to get dressed while WE knock on the god damned door!

>>9100184
>>9100181
>>9100179
>>9100178
>>9100172

Jehanne looks over her shoulder at you. . . and then her eyes widen. "My. . . my liege. . . I don't. . . I didn't want you to see me like this." She turns her face aside and hugs herself tightly. "Please go."

>>9100141
"Look, Jehanne, from the flushing, the whimpering, the shaking legs, and the soaked spot near your crotch, I'm going to say that this is probably counterproductive.

Also, you do know that in many cultures sex in and of itself is what confirms something as a marriage, right? And that divorcing can be fairly easy?"

>>9100141
"You know, confessing to things is often considered part of punishment.."

>>9100200
"Okay"

>>9100141

>>9100199

and this time WE get to ask awkward questions: "Sounded like somebody was getting whipped in there..."

>>9100141
that's fucked up.
If this was real life, just walk away.
But it's not, so, BARGE THE FUCK IN LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE
you will own it soon enough

>>9100200

lets go. Guess we don't need Kat to fill us in after all!

>>9100189
Do it classy. Walk in all suave-like while not drawing too much attention to yourself. Once in position (like, right behind her, with enough safe distance to avoid getting hit yourself)

"I think you need to be whipped harder, since you clearly enjoy this. Want me to do it?"

Try to sound enthusiastic as to draw attention away from the hard-on.

>>9100189
Call her a slut, take the belt and start slapping her yourself. Start implying she really wants a dick in her and that the belt isn't satisfying enough and then have her beg you to put your cock into her.

>>9100200
"Jehanne," Step forward, kneel down, whisper, "Look at me."

"You went through Hell. You saved an undeserving sinner. You're redeeming a demon's familiar. You've sealed Lady Asmoday," Lay a hand gently on her shoulder, put on a pained expression, "Why would you do this to yourself?"

>>9100200
"Do you really want me to leave?"

>>9100200

ooh, awkward. we should probably go, but first tell her she's commited no sins, there's no reason to be punishing herself....

but if it's pleasure she's after... *we start playing with the belt she's just dropped in shame*

>>9100200
>>9100204 now responds to the above.

Also, I just had a devious plan.

RULES LAWYER! Produce a copy of 4e, bring up the whole "Paladin can serve any god, be any alignment" thing, recommend she switch from Bahamut to Sune. Still Good, but I think she's better suited to serve the Goddess of Love than the God of A Giant Stick Up The Ass.

Well, okay, maybe not literally, but you know what I mean.

>>9100200

"Shouldn't have been loudly whipping yourself so everyone a block around can hear you."

"Anyway, I thought you already atoned for everything in hell. What's this all about?"

>>9100239
this

Ask her why she' doing this

Okay, guys, last choice of the night. Console her, or be the evil master?

>>9100239
I like this one.

>>9100261
[x] Console her.

>>9100251
You know what, let's go with that.

>>9100261
console

>>9100251
Can't she serve both?

Granted, it won't be a stick that'll be up her ass next...

>>9100261

do this:
>>9100251

>>9100239

because she gets off on it, duh. That suppressed superfreak within her, warring with a modesty that may be learned, her own, or a combination of both.

The worst thing we can do is disrespect her wishes, magnificent bastard or no. she DID pull us out of hell, you know.

>>9100252

Gather information. I like.

>>9100261

Do >>9100251.

It pretty much works as both. Although not evil, just flexible.

>>9100261
Console. We love our maids.

... Except maybe Alicia, but dammit, we're working on it.

looks like tonight is alienate our employees night

>>9100268
I change to console her with this
>>9100251

>>9100261
console

>>9100261
Aughhgh, tough choice. I'd opt for consoling, but still trying to leverage it to our advantage.

"We've already seen you doing incredible things to repent before. And I think that wading through hell and defeating Lady Asmoday had to have taken care of anything you might have done before. So, what happened?"

Good guy, console her.

>HERPA DURP, WHY NOT PC?
Sorry, I've got an inner /v/-tard.

>>9100251
this is good

>>9100261
Console her, but mention that if she enjoys a bit of BDSM play we'd be happy to oblige.

>>9100261

Both.

Tell her she's not a sinner and that she's already atoned.

Then say that she obviously enjoys this, and offer to help.

>>9100261
Bit of this, bit of that

consolation!

It's going to be easy enough to fuck her later. My god, she is SO KINKY.

Anyway.
Console

let's wait to sex her until we have a soundproofed room, umkay?

>>9100251
Jumping on the bandwagon for this.

>>9100261
...

I've petitioned for dickery a lot. But I used to know a girl who had a real problem with accepting herself. She would take every problem as more proof that she was useless, and worthless. And her boyfriend loved that, used that, twisted her around his finger. Evilest thing I ever saw. She couldn't take it.

Don't do this. Just work her through her issues, and if you can't, don't take advantage of it for fuck's sakes. That's a line I can't cross in good conscience.

"You know, I'm sure self mutilation is looked down upon more than having sex with a guy or two outside of marriage."

console

>>9100251

Console, but do this too.

>>9100310

Exactly. We assure her that there's nothing for her to repent for or be ashamed of, and then offer to indulge her perfectly healthy interest in BDSM.

>>9100312
dude, you don't understand some cultures, do you?

>Console her

We've taken a turn for the good for the most part, so we may as well.

choose both. console then evil lord option with the offering to help her "repent"

>>9100333
do
not
say
that

nothing will upset her more

>>9100310

Indeed. We are on an EPIC QUEST to come out of this a Cool Guy- fuck the chicks, get the cash, and come out the end with a semblance of moralfaggotry intact.

We're just that awesome.

>>9100251
Since it seems that people have decided not to do the CE thing. . .

You close the door behind you and walk out quietly. A few minutes later you come back in, carrying your 4e PHB.

Jehanne, by this time, has gotten dressed, and is sitting on her bed, looking miserable. "My liege, I. . ."

You put a finger to her lips, then turn to page 90 in the PHB1. "Maybe you should consider a new deity," you say.

You give her a kiss on the cheek, turn, and walk out.

-----
JEHANE GAINED A RELATIONSHIP LEVEL"
"LOVE" flag triggered.

-----
Goshujin-Sama gained a TIREDNESS LEVEL
"SLEEP" flag triggered.

Someone archive this shit, plox.

Also, if you just ran to your bookshelf to grab your PHB1, take a shot.

>>9100310
I've been to the psych ward when I was in highschool for injuring myself out of frustration, and I heard plenty of those types of girls talk about their issues. They're dumb and they deserve it for ignoring people who tell them otherwise with evidence to back it up.

>>9100359

Night, my awesome GM. I sleep as well- a petition booth at a gun show is in my future tomorrow. Le fucks.

>"LOVE" flag triggered.

INEVITABLE. OH THE TWISTED WEB WE WEAVE.

>>9100359
Another well-done thread. See you next time.

>>9100359

D'awww

>>9100359
D'aww...

I love this GM. Sleep well, Goshujun-Sama, and I will see you next time.

we love you OP!

>>9100382

Well shit, there goes my beer.

>>9100359
>"LOVE" flag triggered

And thus, we have proof that good things can come from 4e after all.

>>9100382

*sets down PHB*

*goes for vodka*

>>9100359
And I'll join you in sleepland.

I gotta be at the gym by 11 tomorrow, meaning I gotta be up by at least 9:30 or so.

See you next time you get on. Will try to bookmark your Twitter.

>>9100359
I'm going to bed as well. I have an appointment early morning too.

Can we help her choose her diety? Because I'd vote for Lastai, of the 3.5 BoED.

Fuck yeah Chaotic Good Goddess of Pleasure, Passion, and Love.

wait-- did we get this archived?

Loved by two.
Fucked with two.

Not too shabby, and yet I still want to get the half eldar, half vampire space marine. Weird.

For the fags who didn't bother looking it up.

>>9100550
Wait.

Then she's unaligned.

DISAPPROVAL.

>>9100492
Not to mention the trap we're trying to turn into a full girl, the demon loli of doomy doomy doom, and the alien that's bound to pop out at some point. Oh, and the impending epic battle of ultimate destiny with Reginald.

>>9100571
Give her the Forgotten Realms Player's Guide. Point her towards Sune, who is both a goddess of love/beauty/passion and Good aligned.

>>9100632
Look, once we help Jehanne finish switching over to Sune, she'll basically be Flonne.

Which means that we can turn Alicia into Etna. Except hopefully considerably more tsundere and considerably less willing to backstab us for power if the opportunity arises.

>>9100632

I'm not so hot for the trap but if the other anons enjoy it, I don't care much. I still hope the alien will be some kind of robot because we have the standard alien cover with our elfdar. Although I would like a gigeresque alien.

>>9100571
If all else fails, we can go with RULE ZERO, IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER

dam good sucks

>>9100632
I'd be happy with Koyomi ending up Friends with Benefits I admit, letting her get to play with whatever weird things happen to us should help. Also, labs and whatever else.
Not sure what to do about Felicia, maybe just make sure she isn't mistreated, maybe uplift her with whatever else. Not sure which would be better for her.

>>9100736
I hope we'll get everybody to love us.

>>9100714
The whole point is that the trap is perfect personality wise; the only problem is that we're playing a heterosexual male. However, since we have a variety of possible methods to turn Kat into a for reals down to the genetic code girl, we can potentially switch her over from NOT TO BE SEXED to SEXABLE. And finish kicking her up those last couple of relationship points in the process.

At which point, three of our maids will be devoted and in love with us. Four more to go. And we technically managed to kick Carmine up to Trust this time, even if it's permanently hidden by Angry. So our current most difficult task is going to be raising Alicia from Hostile. Fortunately, we've still three weeks and change to make all of our maids fall in love with us, so I think we've got time.

>>9100714

Sort-of hoping that she's an alien in more of the /co/ framework. Flies, super strength, several different kinds of vision (including heat lasers, naturally), and almost completely naive about the human race.

>>9100780
>The whole point is that the trap is perfect personality wise.

I haven't really noticed his personality beyond tsundere and I want to be a girl.

>>9100760
There is no "hope". There is only "certainty".

We have more than enough love to share between seven different women. The only real question is which one of them takes the longest to swoon for us.

>>9100798

Personally, I am hoping for teh rei.