Shove her into another gemstone and sell it to the next merchant you come across.

KILL THE BITCH

It's a succubus in disguise, of course. Kill it.

IT'S A TRAP

>>8976326
This, although get somebody to check first. Beautiful women in gemstones who are very grateful tend to be a trap.

>>8976291
Wise words are wise. Make some fricking BANK off of this. Put it up for auction at a pervert's convention.

>>8976353

It's possible it's not a trap. It's not likely but it is possible! If she is sincere, um...

Romance and marry her. She's already grateful. For fuck's sake, it's like an invitation to have the perfect wife.

>>8976270
Hit it with no remorse, if it's a trap, offer the lives of your party members in exchange for less murder

Take it to a temple!

>>8976270
>very grateful for being freed.

"Why don't you show us some of you're gratitude. My big heavy club needs enchanting if you know what I mean... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! I just wanted to get a +2 bonus on my club, not indulge in you're little circle jerk, Steve. This is way too squicky, I'll see you later, guys"

Obvious succubus is obvious.

succubus

>>8976425
>>8976425
>>8976425
>>8976425

<--- Ergo, this is the answer. Even if you're wrong, you're still doing it right!

IT'S TRAPS LIKE THIS THAT CREATE PLAYERS WHO ONLY WRITE CHARACTERS WHO ARE ORPHANED ONLY CHILDREN WITH NO ATTACHMENTS TO ANYTHING OR ANYONE EVER AND NEVER DEVELOP ANY.

AND I FROWN ON THAT.

>>8976446

95% likely Mr. Rage is right.
4% likely your DM is a creep.
1% likely this is going to be fucking awesome.

Definetly a succubus

Update: Party discreetly used a divination while we were talking to her. She's not a succubus if the divination is right. According to our sense motive rolls she's not lying, either.

>>8976382

This. If she truly is a servant of that god, she should pray to it in temple of that god.

>>8976439
Then you realize that those are both men.

Wait, the inportant thig here is that you found this somewhere? Where was that exactly? In what circumstances? There's a difference between "oh, it was just lyibng around this old tomb-thing" and "We found it in the personal stash of a high priest of <Diety in direct opposition to sharess>".

>>8976531

We found it in an ancient ruin converted for use as a dragon's horde. Not sure where it came from before that.

>>8976472
Nonono.
95% Rage is Right.
1% this is going to turn out awesome.
100% your DM is a creep.

>>8976547
I'm going with trap, then. It's the randomness.

>>8976547

Ask. Look into it from somewhere else.

As a general rule it's best to assume the enemy has better magic than you.

Keep someone other than the angel on guard all night and wait a week or two IC before even thinking of trusting her.

It's best to not ask for anything major. If the angel tries to sleep with any members of the party don't accept for whatever reason, since thats what a succubus would try as well.

Remember, the adventurers that stay alive are paranoid as fuck.

>>8976617

I don't think it's a succubus now, but it's possible it's an erinyes or some shit, though. She really is beautiful and charming, it's tempting.

SMITE EVIL.

DETECT EVIL

IF EVIL

SMITE EVIL

IF NOT
MARRY.

>>8976654 She really is beautiful and charming

She is IMAGINARY.

>>8976715

No evil on detect evil.

She's offering to help pay the party cleric for a plane shift to Sharess' realm so she can properly thank us there. 'Weeks of celebration', as she calls it. She'd like to get and know us there now.

You obviously WANT to go along with it, so stop fretting and just do it. God damn.

Just don't blame us when it turns out predictably awful.

Update: We agree to it and the DM's girlfriend walks into the room. She pulls out a character sheet and starts RPing the angel.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>8976753
Do that, just make sure she teleports you to that plane, not to some Bane's oblivion or whatever.

>>8976813
WE FUCKING TOLD YOU IT WAS A TRAP, MAN!

>>8976813

SHIT JUST GOT INTERESTING.

As soon as you get to that plane, RAPE THAT FUCKING ANGEL.
HARD.


But you're a troll, so don't.

>>8976813

You. Are. Fucked.

>>8976813
>>Update: We agree to it and the DM's smoking hot girlfriend walks into the room. She starts RPing the angel, demands a gangbang.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

>>8976813

>>8976813
>>8976774

HA HA HA. I FUCKING TOLD YOU.

Update: The angel is hinting that Sharess will have her travel with us in thanks for freeing her. She says it's okay, since she doesn't need to eat and has a vow of poverty.

>>8976813
No evil on detect evil doesn't mean you don't get fucked in the end. Good doesn't always mean good to you.

>>8976917

mary sue detected

this is worse than a succubus

>Is our party lucky or is this going to go into squick territory?

Yes.

Am I the only one who's infinitely more willing to work with devils --or hell, for that matter, fucking mind flayers-- than angels?

>>8976975

By the rate on which the lower planes get souls, no, you aren't.

>Bad Translation >>>
"Our country past and jewelry magical adventure. We are aware that things have to break the opening ceremony. However, it seems to be a beautiful angel. This is God's servant Sharess (forget the goddess of wealth area), and thank you for your information"

>>8976917
MULTICLASS TO BLACKGUARD

SMITE GOOD

Update: We've shifted to Sharess' realm despite some worries. Her boss there, a motherfucking planetar, is impressed and wants to travel with us to. The DM is pulling out a sheet for him.

>>8976985

I meant as a PC, not fluff-wise.

Detect evil.

Obvious succubus.

>>8977038
TELL HIM HE'S A GIANT GREEN FAGGOT

ALSO THAT GOOD IS FOR PUSSIES

Is the GM's girlfriend hot?

If so, this may lead to a good-ol-fashioned gangbang. if not, get the fuck out.

>>8977038
>a motherfucking planetar, is impressed and wants to travel with us to. The DM is pulling out a sheet for him.

I predict TPK within three sessions.

A Planetar is not an appropraite DMPC for anything less than Epic level.

>>8977038
Your DM suck, here is what you have to do:
1. Tell him he suck at DM.
2. Take books from him (WITH RAGE)
3. Give him your character sheet and throw his gf out of room. (WITH RAGE)
4. Run a great campaign with mindflayers, succubus and burning villages.

>>8977107
>>8977112
And you guys wonder why you never play and are sitting here on 4chan...

>>8977177
I DM, boss

>>8977038
Say his services aren't needed. Tell him there's demons mucking around all over the place and he'd be better served fighting greater evils he's more suited to. You have your job, he has his.

>>8977038
It's okay bro, I'm gonna be joining your game in a bit as a blood angels dreadnought which has lain undisturbed for thousands of years from the last time space marines were on the planet.

Realizing that the magic is actually chaos, I'll quickly exterminate any of the current characters who are magical users for heresy, and then kill anyone else who doesn't agree to worship the emperor.

It'll be glorious and the campaign will be permanently fixed.

Update: The planetar and angel are talking about how group sex is normal in Sharess' realm! Why, friends do it all the time!

>>8977235
What kind of game that is?

>>8977235
Use your body language and tone to project "What the fuck is wrong with you?" towards the GM. However, use your words in-character to play along. After the incident pretend it was all a dream.

>>8977235

Say thank you, but no. You have evil to fight and need to be on your way.

As in, right now. No time to accept a reward, you'll loot some bandits or something to compensate.

>>8976813
all you need is the 80s music to start playing

Update: They invited us to an orgy they're hosting. One party member said yes right away, while the rest of us are just kinda staring. They're saying we'll be blessed by angelic love and get a a free half-celestial template out of it.

>>8977338

Say no, you're in the celestial realms. You'r'e going to go use that dragon loot to buy exalted materials.

>>8977338
Better watch your DM (and his gf) hands

>>8977338
You have a mission. One that doesn't involve orgies. Get to it.

>>8977338
get everyone to do it and make it super awkward for the DM

>>8977376
>super awkward

Pull out your robe and wizard hat.

>>8977338
>They're saying we'll be blessed by angelic love

Angelic love? ANGELIC LOVE? ANGELIC MOTHERFUCKING LOVE?!

This would piss me off so much. I mean,are angels so pure and perfect that even their LOVE is better than anything a normal being could imagine? Seriously, fuck them and their emotional superiority.

>>8977376

Make it Guro. The chick you want is all tied up, make room!

Start laying out all kinds of fetishistic descriptions of what you're doing to the angel the DM's girlfriend is RPing while you're there.

I don't get it. She obv. has a group sex fantasy that she wanted fulfilled and he agreed to get you guys for her, but why all the scheming? Why not be upfront about it?

>>8977399
>Angelic love? ANGELIC LOVE? ANGELIC MOTHERFUCKING LOVE?!

ANGELIC ANGELIC OH LOOOOOVE

>>8977338
Play along. At the orgy they will vunerable enough for you to slice through them and loot the temple.

>>8977423
I'm assuming they're trying to get you IRL.

Update: Planetar just used mass charm monster to try and sway us...big OOC fight is breaking out. Post more later, gonna turn the laptop off since this is reaching a head.

>>8977338
>Hey guys, we're having an orgy, and you're all invited! Don't worry, nothing bad will happen, you'll just lose your humanity and become one of us.

I'm thinking... no.

>>8977445
Oh my.

Using charm abilities? Sounds like he's not truly a being of good. CLEAVE AND SMITE.

>>8977445
>reaching a head
chick chicka
bow bwooow

sounds like you've got a 70's porno flick on your hands

>>8976813
>>8976917
>>8977038
>>8977338

RUN.

>>8977445

Oh hell no. Fist to the face, the DM.

Protip: A lighter and some spray deoderant will burn both the DM and the papers for the game. PURGE IT ALL IN FIRE.

This is just silly.

>>8977445
Just get up, gather your shit, and walk out. You'll regret doing anything else at this point.

And this is why you always DM sober.

You're in the realm of a chaotic good Slut demigod. Ain't no sound but the sound of the planetar's feet, mass charm's ready to go.

It's pretty obvious what you have to do. Kill the angels and Sharess. And another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the dust.

Update: We tell the DM this is really freaking us the fuck out. He tells us to relax and that the planetar's just trying to do the right thing. We call him on that bullshit and ask him why the fuck his gf is involved(who is maybe a 6/10, if you're curious.) in this entire thing. He gets nasty and it degenerates into petty arguing for a few minutes. Then...

The DM's girlfriend interrupts by making this weird grunt and saying, "Just do it!" So everyone stops and stares at her. She starts crying and being incoherent...long pause as it's awkward as fuck. She wipes her eyes and says out loud, "Just treat me like your group whore!" Total stop, complete silence, jaw hanging shock. DM looks like he's going to melt into the floor.

None of us said a word. We all got up, walked out, and drove a block over to another player's apartment. As of now we're going to be forming a new game group.

...
You're finding time to engage in all this. And read /tg/. And post updates?

Really?

>>8977594

I love a happy ending.

>>8977594
"We told you so" doesn't seem to cover it.

>>8977594
All in just 10 minutes?

>>8977611

I'm attached to my laptop. I think we're all gonna have a few beers and try to forget all about this now.

>>8977620
>drove a block

How long does it take you to drive a block?

>>8977594
Obviously the right choice, bitch sounds like she's completely fucking crazy, with some kind of weird orgy fantasy.

>>8977623
Should of hit it then quit it

>>8977620

The last update was during the end of the 'petty argument' phase of >>8977594. She said that and then we got the fuck out of there ASAP.

>>8977646
I would have done the same. If you stay and fuck the shit out of her, no one will look at you the same way again. If everyone stayed and fulfilled her gangrape fantasy, then everything would be awkward.

>>8977676
Anyone with anything resembling common sense would do the same. There really isn't any good way for that to end otherwise.

ITT: Complete bullshit

>>8977693

I wish it had been.

>>8977693
It's entertaining, anyway. And that's what really matters in this board about pretend-with-rules.

Not real, but still entertaining as fuck. 8/10

>>8977474

PUUUUURGE

How long have you played with this DM?

hahaha oh god this thread

>>8977693
>>8977728
Do you guys honestly care this much if it's true or not? Are you jealous or something?

If you got DM problems, i feel bad for you son
I got over 9000 problems, but a man's bitch ain't one

>>8977786

About half a year. Never again.

This topic is pleasing to the Ebon Dragon.

Make liver sausage out of her.

Sounds like your GM wasn't expecting THAT. (Though he's still a tit for letting it actually happen.)

Archived for the amusement value.

>>8977893
He sounds thick as hell if he can't see those signs. If your girlfriend comes up to you and wants to be a part of a _divine_ group sex adventure that she thought of, she's probably a crazy bitch with a gangrape fetish.

SLAANESH IS DISAPPOINT

Somebody tell Jack Chick. This'll be awesome.

>>8977928

Fuck Slaneesh. Some of us can actually get laid enough that we play to have fun instead of whine about how terrible real women are.

Now see, this story? This was much better than the female fighter story from last night. Whether it's true or made-up, OP: well-done

>>8977927
Since when does having a gangrape fetish make a girl crazy???

>>8977975
OF COURSE IT WAS MADE UP

>>8977977

...since it created the paradox of wanting rape?

Either
1. Great Story Bro
or
2. Good Night and Good Luck

>>8977977
If you start crying and ask everyone to rape you, you might be insane.

>>8977986

OP here. It's true, but I can't really do anything to prove that, so believe whatever makes you happier.

>>8977829
Half a year? Holy fuck, I can't believe your DM was stupid enough to just spring something like this on your group, especially in a FR campaign.

>>8978062
It was probably just the DM fulfilling every one of his girlfriend's wishes. He probably would have let your group use her like a whore because he sounds like a huge pussy.

>>8978062
THAT WOULD NOT HAPPEN IN WARHAMMER

OP, CHANGE YOUR SYSTEM

>>8977623
Give it a day or two for everything to calm down, then phone/visit your GM and talk about what happened calmly and sensibly. There's no need to sever all ties over this bizarre incident.

>>8978112
Yeah, I'd probably call him up or answer the phone if he calls you up instead of just letting a brothership die out.

This is real wierd but somehow I feel it's true.

>>8978112
He got the point, maybe ur DM is somehow addicted to his sicka gf and you should help to pull him out of her grasp.

>>8978112
No, no, this is definitely a reason to sever all ties.

>>8978062
Now wait, maybe the DM had a good reason to think it would be okay. Maybe their sessions often involve gratuitous sex and it was just the inclusion of a DMPC and his girlfriend that caused the problem.

Heh. Yeah I don't believe that either.

>>8978150
depends. Did the GM give you any wierd vibes before this OP?

>>8978150
I disagree. This chick must read tons of hentai and think that this is exactly what guys want, or something. She probably expected you all to start fucking her while saying retarded lines.

>>8976439
This demon girl looks like a guy
.............................................
waaaait a second..

>>8978190
Wait, that isn't how you roleplay?

>>8978190

Oh definatly.

Ask. If they both came up with it or he wanted to do it just as much or close as she did. Sever all ties.

If he just went along with her angel and gangbang fetishes, you have a bro in the thrall of a succubus. Do whatever it takes to set them away.

>>8976529
Nuthin wrong with gays :3

>>8978199
Sexual roleplay is more for fun and as a joke, and doesn't usually happen like a pornographic film. This, however, sounds like something out of hentai, except with a good end.

>>8978150

Depends. If the OP enjoyed spending time with his GM beforehand, then if everyone's willing to brush the whole eerie situation under the carpet and move on, they should do so. Just pretend it never happened and keep the lunatic woman locked in the basement on games nights.

ITT /tg/ does advice threads better than /r9k/.

The op is making this up and you're all playing along with his creepy sexual fantasies.

Congrats on practically jerking off a pasty basement nerd.

>>8978305
Say what? What sexual fantasies, the story is they got creeped out and left.

>>8978305
How the hell is this jerking him off? Who the fuck has an advice fetish?

Man...

What you should've done is bust out the booze and get everyone a little loose. Then when you RP'd the sex, the girl sounds like she'd be enough of a whore to let you all go at her.

How many times do you fa/tg/uys get to destroy the DM's girlfriend?

>>8978379
>lol group sex

>>8978379

Me, personally? Once. I did however note that they were both incredibly skeezy and had tons of creepy fetishes.

I decided I had more self respect than that, and decided to go after a less slutty chick.

Where I'm from this sort of thing isnt that odd or uncommon, so I'm not really sure how to give you an opinon :/

>>8978454
Why, hello there Slaanesh!

>>8978379

There's no way that would not end in some crazy ass drama all around. OP made the right decision

Congratulations you ether wrote an amusing story or avoided a rape charge.

This thread...

I thought it would end in TOTALLY CALLED IT...

...but I did not see that coming.

I would've struck out at the Planetar. Fuck him. Alternatively, I would have said my guy was actually a blackguard the entire time. Smite good motherfucker.

Advice is the best fetish.

You should have nailed her with a literal silver stake and then hammered it in saying, "that's how I treat my whores"

Throwing this a bump, because it was hilarious

BUMP FO COMEDY

>>8978454
Care to elaborate?

Necromancing a good thread.

>>8984703
I was just about to do the same.

>>8984703
Good... Good...

OP here, thanks for keeping the thread alive, guys.

Update: A few beers and a few hours of trying to figure out what happened are down. Result: Today never happened, we never met our DM and are about to start a new game I'm going to DM.

Its a TRAP

>>8984868

Great. Keep us updated on the goings on.

Man this thread

just

insane

...Seriously though, if I were still with the crazy black chick I was dating for a few months with the group sex fetish, I'd just have come right out with it, not tried to work it (crudely) into a game.

Or I'd have done it with a great deal more subtlety. Introduce her as a new character, have everything run as normal, and come the end of the campaign have some sort of IC and OOC party. Relax things enough that they're okay with things, THEN have her offer to take everyone on.

But then, that's just me, and with sufficiently paranoid players, it probably wouldn't work.

>>8984868
Probably a good end, though I can't help feeling a twinge of white knight syndrome for the girl.

Her boyfriend is clearly not on the right wavelength to meet her needs.

>>8985091
Or, alternatively, he doesn't have enough dicks to fill every orifice at once without help.

>>8985165
It sounds like very few people do.

>>8985214
That's when you modify two strapons into gloves and go exploring.

If you're sufficiently flexible, you could also try wearing another two as shoes.

>>8976864

>>8977594

Prophets.

They walk among us.

>>8985165
This sounds like a job for TENTACLE MAN!

>>8985300
How many orifices does your girlfriend have :P

>>8985300
It sounds like you're playing sex twister when you put it that way.

>>8985369

Sex Twister?

Why are you using the same word twice?

>>8985369

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT A BRAND NEW GAMING CRAZE.

ARE YOU BOSS ENOUGH TO LEFT FOOT BLUE IN A REVERSE COWGIRL?

>>8985443

GLORIOUS

>>8985443

>Left foot blue waffle

FTFY

>>8985534

FOOD + SEX + TWISTER!?!?

I AM MARKETING THIS PRODUCT.

PUT A WHOLE NEW 'SPIN' ON MEATLOAF SUPRISE!

SEX TWISTER!

>>8985580

...

http://www.bluewaffle.net/

>>8985599

I vomited. Fuck you.

Update: I just got drunk dialed by the DM. He was sobbing and blubbering. I didn't get much out of him before he hung up, but he sounded fucking bombed.

>>8985599

I'M NOT GOING TO LET THIS KEEP ME FROM MY MILLIONS.

SEX TWISTER!

>>8985599
I am not nearly stupid enough to go to a site as innocuously named as that.

>>8985599
MY EYES!!!!!!
Dear Palor, what did I just witness?!

I...I...I'm going to go sit outside for awhile in hopes the Slender man takes me away...anything is better than that

>>8985773
>>8985662
>>8985627

IGNORE THE PAIN!

PLAY SEX TWISTER INSTEAD!

>>8985643

INVITE HIM OVER FOR A RELAXING GAME OF SEX TWISTER.

>>8985443

THIS GAME IS NOT NEW. IT REQUIRES COPIOUS ALCOHOL AND IS QUITE FUN.

Now, I don't think I need to tell you guys what ol' Dr. Slaanesh would do in this situation. Since you're already likely to break ties with DM as a result of this hamfisted clusterfuck, shoulda tapped that.

>>8977338
>>They're saying we'll be blessed by angelic love and get a a free half-celestial template out of it.

I KNEW IT. Those fucks are a SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE.

>>8985992
Funny, in a game I play in they are contagious. A paladin's sister lived with the paladin and several angels and became a good aligned outsider herself over a few years, just from the exposure to them.

Fuckers spread, man.

>>8985643
Sounds like they broke up over the whole debacle.

>>8986118

which sounds like win for your group.

>>8986118

Which I find hilarious.

>>8986154
You won't get me gangbanged? Fuck you, I'm out.

>>8986062
>A paladin's sister lived with the paladin and several angels

The paladin was living with several angels? Man, throw in a blackguard or something and you have an awesome sitcom idea.

>>8985643
You should see if his GF wants to join your new grou-


Man, I feel bad about saying that. DM just wanted to make his girl happy, girl has needs she's not getting met, and OP just wants to loot some dragon hordes.

>>8986440
>and OP just wants to loot some dragon hordes.

Well, the group passed up the opportunity to loot a human whore, so it looks like not much is stopping that.

Wow, OP, wow. I just read through this whole thread, and I no longer feel bad about any campaign I've ever been in. Nothing I've experienced in D&D has ever been that fucked up.

I'm gonna go apologize to some people now.

Update: Another member of the group got drunk dialed and talked to him a bit. Breakup is confirmed, messy one from the sounds of it. He claims he didn't think it was going that far, don't really believe him but I guess it's remotely possible.

>>8986619
Some people just want harmless roleplay. Some people want to be gang-fucked by a bunch of nerds. It's a fine line, really.

>>8986509
According to OP she rated 6/10. Also he who know what the hell the rest of the group looks like. Could have been nightmare fuel.

>>8986637

Maybe, maaaybe he thought his gf just wanted to RP that or something. Maybe. I doubt it very much.

>>8986619

what did he think, his GF just wanted to play a slutty character?

>>8986660

Average group, ranges from 4/10 to 7/10. No stars or fuglies.

>>8986619
Going that far?

If the old DM didn't think that'd go down, he's' a shithead who deserves what he gets.

>>8986619

Opportunity missed, friend. Much like killing a hobo, you guys should've tore that up, then never spoke of it again as you blacklist both GM and his GF (or just the GM, if the GF's a proper freak).

>>8986673
You'd be impressed how some people can get regarding ways to keep their significant other happy. People are very, very good at deluding themselves.

>>8986676
I've seen bitches like this before. She won't come out and tell the guy what she actually wants, she'll just set up situations like this and work her way into them.

OP Said she was a 6/10, which translated means "kinda ugly". She's probably (certainly) emotionally unstable, too. She's probably tried to get the guy into a gangbang like 5 times before, unsuccessfully.

The DM probably took it the wrong way, thinking "oh, she wants to get fucked... in game. okay. I guess that's fine." Lots of fail, all around.

>>8986695
think he means crossing the line.

>>8976326
Not OP, but if my group validly reasoned out that it is likely a succubus in disguise and killed it when it was not, our DM would instantly make us re-roll new characters cause we all turned evil and he doesnt allow evil.

I'll be honest, I probably would have raped the shit out of her and made her into my fuckslave.

>>8986660

You're never going to get into an orgy with a clean stripper or attractive porn stars. You have group sex with semi-normal people, just like you have one-on-one sex. Resign yourself to that fact, or enjoy your women one at a time. (Hint: don't do the latter.)

>>8986759
Well, then you have a shitty DM.

OP, his pals, and everybody telling him he did the right thing are a bunch of fags. FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGS. Gay ones.

>>8986783
We do. Unfortunately its the only person willing to Dm.

>>8986809
If you are able to reason this out, it is your duty to step up to the plate.

>>8986761
I would too, I have some crazy ass sexual needs, and no girlfriend at the time.

>>8986797
1 kinda/kinda not attractive girl and I'm guessing at least 4 probably average to unattractive guys. I just don't think that's a good setup.

>>8986837
This. Become the DM. You'll almost certainly do a better job.

>>8986900

These are people uninvolved with each other's sex lives in any way that we know of.

Can you IMAGINE meeting from then on, after that? Hella awkward.

>>8986884

Then step right up, we've got need of you! Just sign here, and we'll set you up with your very own fuckslave! Free penis-tentacle appendage as a signing bonus.

>>8986945
Since when where Morigan and Cleopatra the same person?

>>8986943
...

What does it say about 4chan that I'm not sure if this is a joke or legitimate offer

>>8986637

The crying on her part makes me think that it may have been the DM's idea. Everybody seems to have taken the idea of the girlfriend having a gangbang fetish and running with it. I'm thinking its more likely that it was the creepy DM's idea and he pressured her into it. Why else would they have broken up over such a thing. He tries to get all the guys to fuck her, pressures her into it and then they reject her? If it wasn't her idea than it is very possibly the most degrading moment of her life.

Is creepy either way, but there's a few orders of magnitude of difference in the creepy levels.

>>8986988

Well, that just makes it more horrible.

No matter which way you slice this, it's creepy as fuck.

>>8986987
That you have no mental grounding in reality.

>>8986988
>Everybody seems to have taken the idea of the girlfriend having a gangbang fetish and running with it.

I wonder why...

>"Just treat me like your group whore!"

>>8986943
I have thought about converting to Slaanesh-ism...

>>8986988
I think you are probably right, the /d/m just probably wanted to see his girl and friends degraded in front of him. Isn't that why people /d/m in the first place?

>>8987065
The alternative is that they just want to get off and have a captive group to act it out for them (not a ridiculous thought).

This is by far the best thread on /tg/

Update: Drunken DM has made it over to the friend who lives a block away. Just heard through the grapevine that he's yelling outside the friend's window about this. Will update later, going over now.

>>8987114

Want to give me a short summary of what the fuck happened?

>>8987158

OH SHI-

>>8987158
Just in time after the thread was necro'd? I call bs,

>>8987189
Thread was necro'd a few times before OP started posting again, so I dunno.

>>8987158
If it turns out to have been /d/m's idea, you should be a bro and give the girl a call, let her know you all don't think she's a whore or anything. Not saying rebound date her or shit, but don't leave the girl alone and thinking of herself as a shitbag. Hell, she might be a pretty cool group member in place of /d/m.

>>8987176

DM's girlfriend mary-sued into their game, DM made an angel to charm the PCs into f ucking the angel, and this was all intended to end with a massive orgy IRL. It didn't. Now we hear about the fallout and devour it greedily when it comes.

>>8987189
This thread has pretty consistent post rates. Not like there was a half hour break or something.

>>8987212

...my word.

>>8987176
Basically, a DM started railroading the group into having an orgy with a planetar and an angel of the FR goddess of pleasure (RP'd by his girlfriend). After some initial don't-really-want reactions, he starts to use charm monster on the party. After that goes over badly OOC, his girlfriend goes fucking nuts, saying that she wants to be the group whore. Everyone leaves, DM breaks up badly with girlfriend, details are still coming.

>>8987176
It began with a DM girlfriend (playing an angel).
Continued into a DMPC (playing something similar).
Ingame orgy.
Celestials are a sexually transmitted disease.
Ending in this post. Better to just read it.
>>8977594
And now, DM is drunk, after breaking up with his GF.

>>8987277
>>8987256

inb4.

>>8987311
Them's the breaks.

Crazy girls make me feel sad, I wish hugs could fix nutters.

>>8987355
If they could, a good portion of /tg/ would be very happy.

Seriously, this is like Tales of Mu. Only with the sex bits somehow being even skeezier.

Is this thread archived? I have work in the morning but I definitely don't want to miss what comes of this.

>>8987355
>>8987371

"Show me on the doll where the bad man touched you."

This thread.

>>8987423

Isn't that the story that's basically this, only the protagonist is a loudmouthed bitch and it actually goes down because it appeals to the authors fetish?

>>8987277
>>Celestials are a sexually transmitted disease.

It's starts out slow. First you notice a feather in your pubes. Next thing you know you're a bad wingfic character.

>>8987442
http://archive.easymodo.net/cgi-board.pl/tg/thread/8976270
easymodo archives every thread, but it sucks. doesn't save thumbnails.

>>8987207
This. But only if it was his idea, not hers.

>>8987529Is suptg down or something?

wow. OP hasn't updated in a while. Maybe his crazy drunk DM killed them all.

Even if the creepiness was coming from the chick you should give her a call and make sure she's ok. Everyone has kinks.

>>8987539
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/8976270
archived.

>>8987548

Or perhsps this shit is dramatastic, and will take a while?

>>8987207
And don't try to get into her pants you exploitative fuck.

>>THIS FUCKING THREAD

10/10

would read again.

>>8987564
If they wanted to get into her pants, they already passed by that opportunity in a pretty dramatic fashion.

I don't think that's something anybody eneds to worry about here.

>>8987606
It's frustrating, I'm so tired but I want to see how this ends!

>>8987645
I have to be *at work* in 7.5 hours. I should really stop reading this thread and get some sleep after this weekend of heavy drinking.

>>8977975
>This was much better than the female fighter story from last night
Explain.

Update: Checking to see if topic is autosaging, typing this from friend's apartment. Shit got crazier. Will make a new topic if this is autosaging.

>>8987676
I have to be awake and working in 5 hours, and I still haven't gone to bed because of this thread.

>>8987695
I think the live to 300 now but a new thread might be a good idea

>>8987695

postpostpostpost

>>8987710

Will do then.

>>8987685

Chick boffer fights with group before DnD. Group member's thug brother invites himself to boffer fight, along with one of his burly buddies. After long, hard fight in which everyone tries to kill each other, Chick hits brother in neck with boffer sword. Then Chick's boyfriend shows up out of nowhere, does the same to her, and she baw's because she was a bad person for trying to hurt someone trying to hurt her.

>>8987695
>Shit got crazier.
What. You are reaching dangerous levels of crazy, here.

Here's another fun story (actually, there's a few in this thread) of a crazy DM while we wait for OP. Shit really gets fun after the thread's 1st page. I apologize for the source; I haven't gone there in years since I realized how that forum is.

http://www.giantitp.com/forums/showthread.php?t=23784

>I think I just dealt with the worst gaming session
>Yeah, I think this one counts. It's the first gaming session I can ever recall where it ended in an arrest.

This thread is full of it

>>8987781

>>8987696
Goddammit I'm taking my laptop to bed with me now because of this thread.... go on.

Update: Holy shit. By the time I got there everyone else had arrived and was in the parking of the apartments. DM is there and drunk off his ass. Slurring words, stumbling, pass out and piss yourself drunk. Everyone's watching him since why the fuck not? He's loudly going on and on about how it wasn't his fault and that it was her fault. He claims that the gf is a sick freak who is into all sorts of stuff. S&M, torture, scat, bukkake. Says that she told him that she just wanted to joke around with it and see, haha. After she blamed him for it, yelled at him and they broke up. She slapped him too, apparently.

Now I've known the DM long enough to pick up his tells. When he's drunk they get a lot more obvious and the conclusion from them is obvious to all of us: He's bullshitting his ass off. We're not quite saying it, but we're mostly trying to calm him down, but he's agitated. Of course, it doesn't matter in a moment. A cop car drives up and a pair of cops come out. They say someone called and complained about a drunk shouting his ass off out here. Uh oh.

DM is drunk, doesn't care, starts shouting and crying at the cops about his girlfriend too. Being cops they do what you'd expect: Arrest him for public intox. They drag him into the back of the squad car and he breaks the fuck down. Total sobbing mess. Then the cops talk to us briefly, take basic statements, that sorta thing. We all say we're his friends but weren't down long, said he's sad because his gf dumped him. We didn't wanna send him up shit creek, but he was fucked-up drunk for the world to see, so no point lying either.

Most of us go back upstairs, the friend gets to talk to the cops longer...and here we are. DM's going downtown and none of us know what to think at this fucking point, besides glad the cops didn't think we were a part of it either.

This is so much better than that boffer sword bullshit, 10/10 OP.

>>8987847
because a man wrote it

>>8987817
Wow.

>>8987817

Justice has been done. Any questioning on anyone involved should tell the whole story. Problem solved

Sometimes you just gotta love the boys in blue.

>>8987781

>>8987817

That's slightly less crazy than I thought.

Fuck man. I'm almost sad to see this story end.

Good job living through a fucking bizarre episode, OP

>>8987817
Must resist whiteknight urge and say send a word of comfort to the poor girl.

That's if the guy was a complete cockmongler and liar as you say.

So...

1) Manipulated his girlfriend into agreeing to something that she later broke down into tears at the thought of.

2) Rather than asking you about it, tried to manipulate you lot into fulfilling his sexual fantasy in a context where he has social power over you.

3) When everything goes south, call the girlfriend a whore?

It's dudes like that that give perverts a bad name.

>>8977975
Can someone explain this? Or link the the thread (if t was archived.)?

>>8987817

So.... it's now okay to move on his girlfriend?

>>8987910
It's not done yet. New thread is here:
>>8987781

Give the girl a ring, say you don't think she's a whore ect.

Don't hit it by any means, but she sounds like there was some massive trauma or something going on if she let him manipulate her into a gangbang or whatever. Tell her that you think she's alright. In theory you could even invite her over and chill with her if she's cool. But there are girls who have killed themselves over shit like this.

attempting to bump for awesome.

>>8990256
There's another thread, and this one's archived. No need.

>>8987817
YES