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    112 KB Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:42 No.8987781  
    >>8976270 - Previous thread here is about to hit autosage.

    Update: Holy shit. By the time I got there everyone else had arrived and was in the parking of the apartments. DM is there and drunk off his ass. Slurring words, stumbling, pass out and piss yourself drunk. Everyone's watching him since why the fuck not? He's loudly going on and on about how it wasn't his fault and that it was her fault. He claims that the gf is a sick freak who is into all sorts of stuff. S&M, torture, scat, bukkake. Says that she told him that she just wanted to joke around with it and see, haha. After she blamed him for it, yelled at him and they broke up. She slapped him too, apparently.

    Now I've known the DM long enough to pick up his tells. When he's drunk they get a lot more obvious and the conclusion from them is obvious to all of us: He's bullshitting his ass off. We're not quite saying it, but we're mostly trying to calm him down, but he's agitated. Of course, it doesn't matter in a moment. A cop car drives up and a pair of cops come out. They say someone called and complained about a drunk shouting his ass off out here. Uh oh.

    DM is drunk, doesn't care, starts shouting and crying at the cops about his girlfriend too. Being cops they do what you'd expect: Arrest him for public intox. They drag him into the back of the squad car and he breaks the fuck down. Total sobbing mess. Then the cops talk to us briefly, take basic statements, that sorta thing. We all say we're his friends but weren't down long, said he's sad because his gf dumped him. We didn't wanna send him up shit creek, but he was fucked-up drunk for the world to see, so no point lying either.

    Most of us go back upstairs, the friend gets to talk to the cops longer...and here we are. DM's going downtown and none of us know what to think at this fucking point, besides glad the cops didn't think we were a part of it either.
    >> Dr. Slaanesh, Hedonistic Therapist 04/05/10(Mon)00:43 No.8987803
    >>8987781
    >He's bullshitting his ass off.

    Uh oh, it's scenario 2. GM bullied GF into becoming party fuckslave.

    Okay, that's creepy, even for me.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:44 No.8987826
    >>8987781

    I say, roll up new characters. You're gonna have to DM, though.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:44 No.8987827
    Holy crap. This thing got more epic than I could have imagined. Cops involved and everything.

    And so it seems that the girl may not be so much at fault. Might want to talk to her, if possible.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:45 No.8987839
    >>8987827

    We're talking about calling her now, going back and forth on it. Not gonna happen for a few anyway until the friend gets done with the cops.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:46 No.8987852
    >>8987827
    Yeah, it's not her fault that her boyfriend is a disturbing fucker. At least she dumped him.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:46 No.8987865
    >>8987839

    Talk to her tomorrow.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:46 No.8987867
    >>8987839
    Pretty much have to call her. Get her side of the story, see if drunk /d/M did anything stupid after you left. If he's bullshitting about who's idea it was, then who knows what other shit he did when she broke down.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:47 No.8987870
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    >> Dr. Slaanesh, Hedonistic Therapist 04/05/10(Mon)00:47 No.8987881
    >>8987839

    And now on into phase two: party attempts to comfort broken GF. Gangbang-larity ensues.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:47 No.8987887
    >>8987870

    Awesome timing friend.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:48 No.8987897
    10/10 best thread all month.
    >> The Pancake 04/05/10(Mon)00:48 No.8987914
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    >>8987781

    Well this has been by far the most interesting story I've read tonight...
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:49 No.8987924
    >>8987865
    No, tonight, so we can hear the result and other half of the story.

    Also so she doesn't an hero.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:49 No.8987935
    The cops took the problem away. Any questions at all will reveal what went down.

    Sometimes you just gotta love the boys in blue.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:51 No.8987979
    Update: Friend is back up, going to call in a minute. DM is officially arrested for public intoxication. Cops said he'll spend the night in the drunk tank and then go before a magistrate.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:56 No.8988077
    I'd say give the girl a call and tell her your group understands her ex is a creep. Make no creepy overtures yourself.

    Whiteknighting done right.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:57 No.8988091
    >>8987979
    >magistrate

    Aussie or Brit?
    >> SEGATA SABURO 04/05/10(Mon)00:57 No.8988093
    Oh, look, they're BOTH fucked up, and now they're blaming each other for their problems.

    Getting away from this DM was probably one of the best choices you could've made. He's either a huge pussy, a massive pervert, or both.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)00:59 No.8988131
    Stay impartial. Collect facts.

    Milk it for all the horrors and post it.

    This is the only true answer.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:03 No.8988232
    Update: Called her, she picked up. Sounded bad, hoarse. We told her what happened and she said good, that he hit her and called her a whore. Said it was all her fault. She said that he's a pervert into all sorts of crazy shit, that his was all his idea and she was trying to make him happy.

    Now the DM's fucked up, we know that now. But hitting his gf? He's drunk off his ass and didn't mention it once, but said she hit him instead. Possible. The girl giving almost the exact same story in reverse? Also possible. But together, and with the fact he was so drunk...bullshit senses are tingling.

    We're giving each other back and forth looks as we listen in on speakerphone. She says that she hopes we can still be friends and they can keep her away from the DM. Now, I've been through and seen a few breakups in my day. Splitting friends up to support one side over another is a classic friendship wrecking move used by bitches the world over. Friend makes a few non-committal words and ends the call. We're arguing about what she said now.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:05 No.8988258
    >>8988232
    I'm more inclined to believe her. Just who is your bullshit detector pinging on?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:06 No.8988262
    >>We're arguing about what she said now.

    Sounds like it's working.

    SHOWS YOU HOW "GOOD" THOSE CELESTIALS ARE
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:06 No.8988268
    >>8988232
    90% chance they hit each other.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:06 No.8988272
    >>8988232
    You did well, OP. Nothing more is necessary.

    If the now jailed dude is someone you've known for years and years, you MIGHT be able to patch things up... but otherwise break out the 10 foot poles.

    The girl? She's alright and away from the guy. Staying clear is probably best.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:06 No.8988274
    >>8988258
    Hell, my bullshit detector is pinging on both of them.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:06 No.8988278
    >>8988258

    I dunno. I've been through bad breakups and I know both sides bullshit to curry favor. Just...this feels off somehow. 1+1 is equaling 1.5 instead of 2.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:06 No.8988280
    >>8988232
    If it was me I would stay the fuck away from both of them.

    I don't think either of them are telling the complete truth.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:07 No.8988298
    >>8988280

    A-fucking-men. We're tossing around the idea that both of them are into that scheme and the arguing is over a bad breakup after the failure. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't, but fucking hell.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:08 No.8988306
    Might want to get his sober story tomorrow.

    Then post about it on /tg/ with your current thoughts on the matter.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:08 No.8988312
    This is a torch .. you use it to burn bridges


    This is salt ..torches friend .. you use it on the earth
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:08 No.8988313
    >>8988232
    Don't jump the gun. While the DM is giving off major creep factors, don't let one night of idiocy ruin friendships (even if its a pile of weirdness like this)

    Confront the DM when he's calm/sober.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:09 No.8988335
    >>8988232
    >He says she's a pervert
    >She says he's a pervert

    They're both right. If one of the two wasn't fucked in the head, this whole scenario never would have gotten to the game table.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:10 No.8988340
    >>8988313

    We haven't decided what to do about tomorrow, but the plane tonight is to get bombed on straight scotch and vodka shots and worry about tomorrow after the hangovers. I think today calls for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:11 No.8988368
    I'd probably laugh my ass off over this. Then ditch both of them because I got my amusement from them. I get bored of people easily.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:12 No.8988382
    Update: Logging off. If anything happens tomorrow of amusing interest I'll post it. If possible, can you guys keep this thread from purging? Thanks.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:12 No.8988384
    >>8988232
    > She says that she hopes we can still be friends and they can keep her away from the DM.

    ... how long have you known her? While you should offer compassion (if her story is the true one), you should not mistake that compassion for friendship, especially when said friend is arranging a situation where you have to choose between two people.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:13 No.8988403
    >>8988384
    >if her story is the true one

    let me break out my lie detector
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:13 No.8988405
    My interpretation: They're both lying. They got into a fistfight over it that escalated. They broke up, he got drunk, she's probably not sober now either.

    Who's idea this was, I can't tell you.
    >> Some Tyranid 04/05/10(Mon)01:13 No.8988406
    >>8988340

    well, bro, i hope you guys can get something salvaged from this, even if it's just a life-lesson. God only knows what that lesson would be, but hell, it's better than nothing.

    Keep us posted tomorrow, and I hope you don't get TOO bad a hangover. I don't want you too sick to type.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:13 No.8988419
    Oh, and archived this thread too.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:14 No.8988435
    >>8988340

    I'd lean toward the solution of all parties that aren't DM or GF running like hell from the both of them. Drama you don't need.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:14 No.8988439
    PROTIP

    You can get the easiest sex of your entire life by moving in on her right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:16 No.8988461
    >>8988439
    >crazy bitch
    >whore
    >at best 6/10

    how about no
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    >>8988419

    For great justice.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:18 No.8988499
    >>8988439
    Rebound sex is one thing, but:
    >crying
    >"use me as your group whore"
    >he hit her, she hit him
    -- says stay the fuck away. It'd just make things worse.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:18 No.8988509
    >>8988406

    The lesson is that angels fucking suck.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:18 No.8988510
    >>8988461
    Well is it face ugly or body ugly?

    Face ugly can be fixed with a burlap sack or a blindfold.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:18 No.8988511
    >>8988461

    You fail to see the beauty of hit-it-and-quit-it.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:18 No.8988519
    >>8988499
    Yes, avoid. She has crazy whore written all over here. No woman can be attractive, good in bed and sane. At best you can get two of those but not all three.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:19 No.8988540
    >>8988461
    >crazy bitch
    not talking about asking her out.
    >whore
    easy action.
    >6/10
    Had worse.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:19 No.8988541
    >>8988519
    But crazy sex is the best sex!
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/05/10(Mon)01:20 No.8988548
    Thank you op for a delightful read. You have fulfilled my need to seek stimulus to feed my schadenfreude for the next couple hours.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:20 No.8988556
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    So one or both of 'em is a pervert. Big deal. You got put in an uncomfortable position and that was inconsiderate, but hardly the end of the world. Hormones (combined with fetishes in this case) make you do stupid shit. Just talk shit out with them and put it all behind you.

    As far as sorting out the breakup goes: you're on your own.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:20 No.8988559
    >>8988548
    Wasteland Warrior knows.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:21 No.8988577
    >>8988405
    That's my take on it too. Neither would want anyone to know about their weird sexual fantasies, so obviously they'll both try to shunt it on the other.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:21 No.8988578
    Troll or epic writefaggotry?

    I'm gonna go with "Epic Troll Writefaggotry". Shit can not be actual.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:22 No.8988596
    You realize the moment you fuck her your life is screwed because she'll tag onto you/stalk you/mess with every relationship you have ever. Provided she is as crazy as she sounds.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:22 No.8988601
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    >>8988548

    Always bet on Wasteland Warrior
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:23 No.8988608
    >>8988578
    If this was a troll then we need more fucking trolls in /tg/.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:24 No.8988622
    >>8988578

    You know, I've had crazy shit happened I've told online and didn't get believed.

    We live in a world where people do crazy things. I've seen people smash into a defensive wall, scream at eachother in creole, bust out machetes, and come THIS close to swordfighting each other to the death. This wasn't particularly unusual for me, or the upscale area I was in(The countries former prime minister lived on that block).

    We live in a crazy, fucked up world.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/05/10(Mon)01:24 No.8988628
    >>8988578

    Police getting called because of dnd is why I went into criminal justice....well, that and the song police truck and the prospect of limitless power and a v8 cruiser.

    I too have a tale of the police getting called because of a game of dnd, but it's not quite as epic as the "use me as your group whore" girl
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:26 No.8988650
    >>8988622
    >>creole
    >>then machetes

    I'd believe it.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:29 No.8988696
    >>8988578
    It does stretch the imagination, but there are actually people like this in the world.

    In any case, I have to agree with >>8988608
    Even if troll, it's a much higher caliber than the usual trash. Something makes me think this was real though, unfortunately.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:31 No.8988725
    >>8988608
    >If this was a troll then we need more fucking trolls in /tg/.

    Time to welcome back /tg/ - Trollan Games
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:31 No.8988728
    I love the image of some hapless gamer clinging to his laptop, telling us about what fucked up shit went down as it goes down 10/10.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:31 No.8988738
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    This was mentioned in the last thread. Can anyone tell me about the "female fighter" thread from yesterday? or link me to an archive of it?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:32 No.8988749
    Some things are just too fucked up to be made up.

    I got out of work one night because it was a bad rainstorm and my headlights blew up

    (wreck some months earlier and my headlights were broken but the bulbs were fine.) noticed about two blocks from my house that I could only see when lightning flashed.

    Manager didn't question it
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:33 No.8988758
    >>8988738
    Lengthy and slowly-written attempt to make a boffer sword fight exciting, notable only because of supposed female authorship.

    Retarded ending and animu-style moral confirmed the troll.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:42 No.8988905
    Update: The DM's gf called us back. She just told her parents about it, and her mom want her to move in with her aunt and uncle in Los Angeles. She's already got a cab, but she wants us to help her move her stuff. What should I do, /tg/?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:42 No.8988917
    >>8988905
    0/10
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:43 No.8988934
    >>8988905
    Whistle for a cab.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:43 No.8988936
    >>8988905

    Doesn't matter much. You're severing all ties with her ex, and she's going out of your life from now on.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:43 No.8988939
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    >> Captain Baha 04/05/10(Mon)01:44 No.8988953
    >>8988905
    Don't help her out OP.
    You have your own shit to get done.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:45 No.8988965
    >>8988905
    >move in with aunty and uncle
    >cab
    >Los Angeles
    >GF confirmed for Will Smith
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:47 No.8988996
    >>8988905
    -10/10
    Really? A Fresh Prince joke? That's what you're bringing?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:47 No.8989006
    >>8988905

    OP, you are aware of the "Bel-Air" troll, are you not?

    Because if her relatives actually do live in Bel-Air, you probably shoudn't say so.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:50 No.8989076
    >>8989006

    Dude, the OP went to get smashed a while ago. That's just someone fucking with you.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)01:59 No.8989221
    >>8988628
    if you have an interesting story, you should tell it
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:03 No.8989298
    >>8988628
    WW, don't say "I have a story" unless you want us to nag you to tell it.

    That said, tell it, we need to keep this thread afloat until tomorrow and your tales are the best way to do that.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/05/10(Mon)02:13 No.8989484
    >>8989298

    Fair enough.

    So theres a guy I used to game with, not really a friend but part of the group. You know that neckbeard in the dorf fortress pictures, laughing and saying dem crazy dorfs or something like that?

    Imagine that, only mexican, or black or something. I never bothered figuring out exactly. The dude pretty much failed at everything, ever. He lived with his grandmother, mother, sister and nephew all in the same house. They all shared an old laptop which he would hog to make some knuckle children. When one of the others grabbed it, he would pout and wank to, and I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP, a 4th ed phb.

    He games with us pretty much because the dm was a tool, and enjoyed having someone around that he could feel better about himself. Anywho, just wanted yall to realize how shitty this guy was at everything.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:19 No.8989613
    >>8989484
    That's pretty pathetic, you're saying this failure ended up causing a shitstorm requiring the police? How the fuck?
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/05/10(Mon)02:19 No.8989625
    >>8989484

    So he decides to roll up a sorcerer with super high charisma, pretty much just so he can have plenty of imaginary sex on graph paper. I was talking to a guy and he said he wanted to find a game for him and his younger sister. He was all "She got me into the game and now I want to play" and I was all "Sure, I am in a game, and we could use more players." So they show up the next game and I meet the younger sister, and she's hot as hell...but 16, and the guy is a bro so I understand CAN NOT HAVE.

    The neckbeard did not share my understanding.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:21 No.8989656
    Story time: A real succubus

    So, I was 17, and my friend had a whole basement to himself, it was fully furnished. When I was a kid, I thought D&D was for devilworshipers, Gary Gygax made it in jail for killing his family etc. LOL GOD. So at 11, I got into Star Wars RPG, cause... its fuckin starwars amirite? Well, my friend played WoD, and I was totally holithan thou art about it, but secretly I wanted to play. So, I convinced him to do a three person game, me, my SW buddy, and him as story teller, we ran a giovani game. It was pretty fun, so I asked if we could come to his regular game, and he told us to show up that friday.

    I showed up that friday, and joined his group. We played every week, for my whole junior year of HS. It was glorious.

    We had this one player, who was a pretty darn good friend, named Jeff. Jeff was a little ginger, but smarter than most. Big fan of They Might be Giants. Well, Jeff had this girlfriend. And Jeff loved the shit out of her. He loved her so fucking hard. So fucking hard. He didn't bring it up all the time, and ruin our games or anything, he kept it tasteful, and all...
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/05/10(Mon)02:23 No.8989699
    >>8989625

    So the guy immiediately starts trying to make time with the gal in character. She's showing incredible restraint at this point, and is putting up with him. The dm is just sitting there with a shit eating grin. He keeps maneuvering them together, trying to get his fat slob buddy some imaginary graph paper poon tang.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:23 No.8989704
    >>8989656

    Shut up, Wasteland Warrior is talking.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:24 No.8989726
    >>8989704

    Shut up, Wasteland Warrior is talking.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:25 No.8989741
    >>8989656

    proceed.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:27 No.8989776
    >>8989704
    No, I'd rather he continue. I can keep track of two separate stories at once.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/05/10(Mon)02:28 No.8989804
    >>8989699

    So she is getting creeped out, and the brother is starting to get more and more pissed off. FInally the fat guy starts throwing rules into it, because he finds it strange that his 24 charisma isn't enough to make some random cleric want to sleep with him. Diplomacy doesn't work, bluff doesn't work and intimidate doesn't work. She's getting pissed and finally he throws a charm at her. The spell goes off, she fails the save and now he starts getting creepy, and the girl starts saying "There's no way my character would go along with that, I want a new save" while the dm just keeps shutting her down.

    She just stands up and shouts "I'm not going to fuck you, or even pretend to fuck you, you sad miserable sack of shit."

    he lunges his ass across the table and gropes her.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:30 No.8989824
    >>8989804

    I had something like that happen once.

    It's how we found out Dave was a 3rd degree black-belt.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:30 No.8989826
    >>8989804

    >he lunges his ass across the table and gropes her.

    Well I wasn't expecting that.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:30 No.8989828
    >>8989804
    I hate people like that.

    I used to carry a boxcutter for people like that.

    I've calmed down some since then.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:30 No.8989832
    >>8989656

    But whenever asked about her, he always said ominous shit like, "yeah, she's pretty awesome, but she'll be the death of me."

    So we're hanging out in the newspaper room one day, and he turns to me and says, "She likes you now..." I'm like, "naw, fuck off. just fuck off."

    Jeff lowered his head, and stared at his VANS. He looked back at me and said, "No, she wants you. And she'll probably have you. But... don't, please. For me."

    Complete kookooo shit. Anyways, this day was conversely awesome, because I got my box set of Steel Legion IG, pretty fucking sweet.

    So later, on friday we're playing a game. Jeff's gf left him, sort of. It was all in limbo, as is so many high school relationships. The turn on, then off, then on, then off. They'd have done it before, so we were just trying to focus on the game, and have a really fun time. It was before any of us really drank or anything, and for that matter, I was a pretty hardcore straight edger.

    So in the game, (we'd gone to were wolf, lol seduction), and I'm a GetaFenris... we're traveling down this hole... deep into the earth. And we come to an end, we were chasing a techno-wolf, that was some dumb machination by the story teller... but a pack of black spiral dancers jumped out, and I'm like "LETS FUCK SHIT UP".. so we do a few rounds of combat, attack, damage, soak etc etc. Like White wolf always goes.. right?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:30 No.8989841
    >>8989824
    Good on Dave.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:32 No.8989865
    >>8989776

    Agreed. If you're good I'll tell you a story of my own after these two are done.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:33 No.8989880
    >>8989841

    I also found out Dave spoke Portuguese when he had to calm our neighbor down for kicking the fuck into her living room.

    Dave is his own thread really, but not for this one.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:33 No.8989886
    >>8989841
    just remember kids, ears eyes throat and nose!

    hit fast, hit hard.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:33 No.8989890
    >>8989804
    >he lunges his ass across the table and gropes her.

    Yeahhno. This is the part where the bludgeoning weapons come into play.

    I'd pity the poor bastard that tried that at my Shadowrun table. Especially considering Hot Chick is the prison guard's wife, and his brother's also at the table.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:34 No.8989894
    >>8989880
    Start it up after WW's done, or tomorrow or something.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/05/10(Mon)02:34 No.8989901
    >>8989804

    She just stares, while some near 300 pounder is practically drooling while copping a feel. She snaps out of it and slaps her, so he slaps her back.

    Here's where shit goes from "bad" to "WW wishes he had his gun on him"

    She starts crying and her brother lunges up and starts beating the shit out of him. We were on the second story and he decides that it's defenestration time. He starts punching the neck beard and punching him towards window. He gets him up to the window and drop kicks him. The window shatters, but the guy is so fat he is just leaning out the window sill. The other guy grabs one of his feet, and throws every muscle in his body into lifting the guy out the window. Every muscle was straining, and the guy actually pulled something, cause when fatty went out the window, the brother fell over in pain.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:34 No.8989905
    >>8989894

    Tomorrow, late.

    I'll probably put my name-fag on for it.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:35 No.8989919
    >>8989901

    Out the second story window?

    Holy shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:36 No.8989924
    >>8989901
    DRAWFAGS
    NOW
    >> scaredofshadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 04/05/10(Mon)02:36 No.8989940
    >>8989901
    would like to be your friend, ww

    this thing loses control, could knock me back to sense, yeah?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:36 No.8989942
    >>8989901

    Wow. Did not see that coming.

    I am envisioning a water balloon...
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:37 No.8989948
    >>8989942

    I envision broken limbs.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:38 No.8989969
    >>8989901
    >The other guy grabs one of his feet, and throws every muscle in his body into lifting the guy out the window.

    Shoulda used the ramrod method. Just keep kicking until he goes out.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:38 No.8989972
    Anyone care to do a quick recap?

    Thanks
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/05/10(Mon)02:38 No.8989975
    >>8989905

    NO CONTINUE, MY STORY IS NEARLY OVER.

    >>8989901

    So fatty goes down, we call 911. Suprisingly, the ambulance that came was for the brother, he messed up his back bad. Fatty was fine, other then some scrapes and bruises. Cops come and fatty is in the bushes, panting. The brother was choking back tears of rage while his sister cried and tried to help him stand up. The police asked questions, and took statements. Then handcuffed fatty with 2 sets of handcuffs because he was too big for one set of cuffs.

    End result, simple assault charge on the brother, the fat guy is now a registered sex offender. The brother got community service and still games with his sister, just not anywhere near that old group.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:38 No.8989976
    >>8989969

    Indeed. You go "THIS, IS /TG/" and kick him out the hole.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:39 No.8989988
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    >>8989901
    Holy...
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:40 No.8989999
    >>8989975
    lol All's well that ends well.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:40 No.8990002
    >>8989832

    So round after grueling, noncinematic fucking round of white wolf combat, its the three in our pack, (jeff is a red talon, and my buddy who played the giovani with me is a glass walker), vs these two black spiral dancers, and they bolt... they take us up through these chasms, that used to be the remains of an old civilization that dwelt in the earth, and we go up, and up, from cities, to sort of towers, until we're outside again under the gibbous moon. My buddy the glasswalker goes down, and after about 4 hours of fucking combat, I feel pretty taxed... So, I tell the story teller, can we do this later? And he's down for it, so he starts packing up his FUCKING TRINITY DICE, but Jeff is like, "No.. we need to finish this." So, essentially, he throws himself at them, and dies... but lowers them enough wound levels where I can finish them off. I start doing all the shit to try to get his character back to life.. trip to the outer umbra etc. but he's oddly cool with it. He gets in his Monte Carlo, and takes off.

    That sunday, his gf finds me with another one of my hombres in the mall. She does her thing, she's obviously into me. I tell her I'm going to go buy an RPG book, (cause she always ragged on Jeff for playing) and she said thats cool, and asked if she could tag along. Sort of awkward, so I said sure... she explained how Jeff was sorta fucked up, depressed all the time, on antidepressants and shit. She cared for him a lot, but he was so up and down, that it wasn't about not liking RPGs, it was just about wanting to limit her time with him. Well, we wrapped up the afternoon with some totally sweet chocolate shake and fries, the gang of us at the mall and went home.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:40 No.8990004
    >>8989975
    Nice to know justice can be done.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:41 No.8990016
    >>8989975

    tell me there's more. What happened between the brother and everyone else? I'd imagine him pretty pissed at everyone for not warning him...
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:42 No.8990049
    >>8990004
    Justice would be Fatty breaking his neck, and the brother not hurting his back.
    Then the court finding the brother innocent of any charges.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/05/10(Mon)02:45 No.8990092
    >>8990016

    I caught so much shit from him, but I apologized and his sister forgave me so all was well. The dm was pretty much cast out of that nerd community for other reasons and the rest of us went our separate ways.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:47 No.8990116
    >>8990092
    Whose house were you playing at, because having a 300 pound man fall out of a window can be expensive.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:47 No.8990118
    >>8990092

    sad to hear, but interesting story, WW.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:47 No.8990129
    >>8989975
    >the fat guy is now a registered brick bullseye

    Fix'd. I'd still periodically beat his ass to this day, were I you. There's creepy, and then there's creepy, and then there's not getting your imaginary rocks off so you retaliate by lasciviously groping an underage girl. That kind of behavior needs to be discouraged by threat of extreme physical discomfort.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/05/10(Mon)02:48 No.8990151
    >>8990116

    The dm's apartment, he had to foot the bill.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:50 No.8990167
    >>8990151

    And thats terrible.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:50 No.8990173
    >>8990002

    Well, the cool guy that I was, I had never had a girlfriend. So, obviously, being 17, my mind wandered, danced and fancied around the idea. I must have jerked off six times that night, to the idea of being with her. It was purely academic of course, cause I'm not going to betray my friend like that. Fuck.

    So the week starts, its pretty chill. I see Jeff, he's completely normal, his usual quirky red headed ass of a self. We continue to plot the murder of most of the people on earth (played a lot of Rainbow6), and work on stories for the school paper.

    Wednesday, she comes around. She comes in the news paper office to see Jeff, he's pretty upset, and instead of telling her to get the fuck out, he bottles it up, and hits the door. So, its me and her. I'm sure he's imagining all sorts of fucked up stuff, and getting mad at me for being there, and even madder at himself, for not staying there and telling her off. But there I am, alone at a computer, and her. My mind pretty much trainwrecks, I want to follow him out there, but my lower spine goes all cold with fantasy, and dreams. She doesn't make any direct advances, just sort of flirts a bit, then says she better go talk to Jeff. She leaves.

    I come to school friday, and Jeff took it off, he said he was sick. But holy fuck, Gladiator comes out, so we all skipped school, went out and bought a fuck ton of tickets. I ended up sitting next to her, but Jeff didn't show.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:51 No.8990184
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    >>8990151
    Good.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:51 No.8990196
    >>8990167
    Not really the DM allowed that shit to continue.
    >> Kemosabe 04/05/10(Mon)02:53 No.8990219
    >>8989975

    FUCK, FINE.

    You'll have to settle for the shortest version of Dave I've ever told in one sitting, because I have to go to bed about an hour ago.

    Dave is a guy I've known off and on for a while now, and I'm fairly convinced that he's a real-life PC, and we're just a town he comes back to for relaxation between adventures.

    Dave has to date:

    -Broke into an FBI office just to replace all the short-cuts and links with All Your Base animations

    -learned to speak 5 languages fluently, and two more passably.

    -Used a flash-bang grenade on someone who tried to mug him in LA

    -Got excommunicated from three different religions

    -Lost his virginity is a confessional (Reason he got thrown out of Catholicism)

    -Flew to Sweden to return a lost wallet

    -Beat up an attempted rapist while singing 'good old fashioned murder'

    -Scientifically proved Vampires are possible, just not actually in existence that we know of.

    Too tired to think of the other 90%.

    Hope you're happy.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:53 No.8990225
    >>8990173

    Shit, man... is Jeff dead?

    I hope not.

    If he is- sorry bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:54 No.8990238
    >>8990196
    So if I think you're being an asshole I can break as much of your shit as I want and then just get off scott free monetarily? Even when the police have written statements that I did it from multiple people?

    Fuck off.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:54 No.8990239
    >>8990173

    This can not end well.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:55 No.8990242
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    >>8990219
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:55 No.8990251
    >>8990219

    I smell a lot of Bill Braski comin' off this nonsense.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:57 No.8990274
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    >>8990219

    found a picture of Dave
    >> Kemosabe 04/05/10(Mon)02:58 No.8990284
    >>8990242

    Nice reaction pic.

    I know it's not really topical for the thread, which is why I wanted to do a new one tomorrow.

    But then Uncle WW once got drunk and told me that if I ever held out on a story time again, he would never come back to /tg/.

    He also said I was trying to turn him gay with a 'Jew Laser'.

    Better not to risk it in any case.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:58 No.8990291
    >>8990173

    Around 7pm on saturday (gladiator was prety awesome btw) and I'm playing Dragon: the Bruce Lee story for SNES, I had just died fighting the two bitches, and I was trying to fight off the demon, for an extra 1UP, which was a pretty cool game mechanic. My friend Jim came in, who was Jeff's buddy since they were in elementary school. Well, he tells me that Jeff is dead. He killed himself about an hour after the rest of us were done watching Gladiator.

    So we all rallied at his GFs house, we sat around, cried a bunch, ate crackers awkwardly. It was pretty miserable. Over the next few days, we as a group never really got away from each other. We were sort of a pack, a griefpack. hah. I was always the 7th wheel, but now, Jeff's GF, and I made an even pair... so we always got seated at restaurants and stuff. We tried to play 40k, but it just took too much energy.

    After about two weeks, she makes it pretty plain that she wants to start a relationship with me.. and I tell her fuck no... cause thats the right thing to do. But actually, of course I want to. Get laid? Finally! She was actually really cool too... listened to awesome music. Let me borrow some sweet Danzig CDs, she skated and could draw. she was about a 7/10... mostly because she was hyper skinny and had boylength hair... bleached blonde. but fuck no!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)02:59 No.8990306
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    rolled 47 = 47

    >>8989804
    >> scaredofshadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 04/05/10(Mon)03:00 No.8990325
    >>8990291
    how long did it take for misery to pass?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:01 No.8990334
    >>8990291

    In the memory of a Bro, capital B.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:02 No.8990358
    >>8990291
    FUCK YOU, JEFF!

    FUCK YOU.

    ;_;

    Goodnight, you goddamned coward.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:02 No.8990365
    >>8990291

    Poor fellow.

    /hugs and love
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/05/10(Mon)03:03 No.8990370
    >>8990284

    I've had enough of you and your vast psychic schemes to make me gay and jewish. I SPENT ALL DAY EATING HAM AND NOT HAVING SEX WITH MEN. You lose again.
    >> Kemosabe 04/05/10(Mon)03:03 No.8990377
    >>8990251

    Nah, the man's just got no will save when it comes to 'stories that might get me laid'.

    Only justification he's ever used.

    >>8990274

    No man, Dave's about 6'1, with a wiry muscular build.

    Kinda like an acrobat.

    He has dark brown/blackish hair he keeps short, and perpetual hangover stubble that nothing can seem to rid him of.

    His eyes kinda creep me out, they look brown, but if you look carefully they're actually a deep reddish amber. Demon eyes.

    But he's CN/CG, and a pretty nice guy.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:04 No.8990386
    >>8990291

    Well ain't that some shit. Still shoulda pursued that. Leave death to the dead and life to the living, and all that.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:05 No.8990405
    >>8990291
    >7/10

    According to this crowd, that is barely over fugly.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:05 No.8990408
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    >>8990325
    ...............look you.

    Nonphysical pain never ends. It only fades. You either learn to live with it or it destroys you. Whining about it only increases it. Either grow up and stop being a stupid shit and get some help, or find someone to hold your collar, because you are the most shining example of a submissive who had his collar taken away I have ever seen.

    I hate your kind. Not the werewolf you pretend to be, but the whiny little emogoth you pretend to be.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:06 No.8990411
    >>8990291
    You should have hit that with love and compassion.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:06 No.8990416
    >>8990370
    Jews can't have seafood either.

    Next time, have ham-wrapped scallops. Eat them off the back of whatever kind of woman fits your fancy.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:06 No.8990420
    >>8990408
    Bro, this ain't the thread.

    >>8990291
    That's terrible.
    >> Kemosabe 04/05/10(Mon)03:06 No.8990421
    >>8990370

    We've long since realized the futility, and decided to ruin the world around you instead.

    Like making Neil Patrick Harris gay, thus ensuring that his talented, attractive genes don't get passed on.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:07 No.8990430
    >>8990291

    Well, talking with the story that weekend... I brought it up, and he asked me, "Well, are you going to?" And I told him, "fuck no". And he sort of looked away, "Oh." "i mean, of course not. Right? How fucked up would that be? Start dating my dead friend's gf?" Still looking away he replied, "Well, Jeff was on lots of pills... i mean, its not crazy."

    So hanging out the following day, the DM, his gf, Jeff's Gf and me, went to the park. Shit always seems chill at the park, with the lake. So, she comes up to me, and crashes next to me, opens up to me, how she blames her self for everything, and just goes to town crying in my shoulder. I comfort her, of course. What else? So she puts her head on my neck, and asks if I think its her fault. I tell her no, that he had problems etc. She agrees... and we sit there, looking at the lake for what must have been an hour or so. My buddy, the DM sees me, and sort of gives me a smile, then takes his gf by the hand and they go for a walk, in the other direction. At this moment I decide, fuck it... honoring a dead guy only cheats the living, and I had justified it to her, and to myself. I was going to do this.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:08 No.8990458
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    >>8990377

    WAIT... where does 'Dave' live...
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:09 No.8990461
    >>8990430

    Uh oh. Inb4 likes you as a friend
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:09 No.8990469
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    >>8990430
    Do it, faggot!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:09 No.8990472
    >>8990430
    yougonnagethaunted.png
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:09 No.8990473
    >>8990430
    This can't end well.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:10 No.8990485
    >>8990430

    This better end well for your 17 yr old self or ima be pissed.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:11 No.8990493
    in b4 Jeff faked his death.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:11 No.8990497
    >>8990430

    He was a Bro, emphasis WAS
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:11 No.8990500
    >>8990493
    Hey, don't spoil it asshat!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:11 No.8990501
    aaaand they were all eaten by raptors.
    >> Kemosabe 04/05/10(Mon)03:12 No.8990507
    >>8990458

    He doesn't "live" anywhere, I don't think.

    He's got an apartment in Seattle somewhere he pays for, but he mostly couch surfs across the world.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:13 No.8990528
    I have installed multiple f5 keys onto my keyboard so that I can f5 like the motherfucking first of the north star
    >> scaredofshadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 04/05/10(Mon)03:13 No.8990533
    >>8990408
    there's help?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:14 No.8990538
    >>8990430

    As we sat there together by the lake, she looked deep into my eyes, and as I returned her gaze, she mouthed breathlessly, "I've always loved you."

    Next thing I know we were kissing, hands groping everywhere, then holding each other as tight as we possibly could.

    But just then my cell phone rang, and when I answered, a voice on the other end said, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY GIRLFRIEND?!" then hung up.

    I checked the number, it was Jeff. Jeff was phone.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:14 No.8990560
    >>8990507

    INB4 "Dave" = Dunkelzahn
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:14 No.8990564
    >>8990500
    We're listening to a story about a guy who faked his death to test his buddy's loyalty, and I'm the asshat?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:15 No.8990569
    >>8990538

    lol fuck off
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:15 No.8990571
    >>8990533
    If you want it, yes.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:15 No.8990572
    >>8990538
    Shiiiiiit, son.
    >> Missionary Chuck 04/05/10(Mon)03:15 No.8990577
    >>8990538
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:15 No.8990578
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    >>8990538
    Really?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:15 No.8990583
    >>8990501
    big, floppy-dicked raptors
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:15 No.8990586
    >>8990538

    RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:15 No.8990589
    >>8990538

    You changed from anon's posting style. Lrn2Troll better.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:16 No.8990599
    >>8990538
    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:16 No.8990603
    >>8990538

    Unfortunate, but not entirely unexpected.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:16 No.8990605
    >>8990564
    Yeah, because you're ruining the movie.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:16 No.8990608
    >>8990538
    Friends don't pull shit like that on each other. You don't fake your death and make someone go through that emotional trauma. It isn't just a asshole move. It's fucking twisted.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:17 No.8990616
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    Jeff was phone!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:17 No.8990620
    >>8990430

    So... for weeks, we were a fucking awesome team. Hit up some awesome metal concerts. They Might be Giants... I even started to get into Joy Division... fuck. We drew together, worked on a script... school got out, so we had all day and night to hang out. I was still virgin scared, so I didn't make a moves. We made out once, in a car, which was pretty awkward.. clanking teeth... she took control and showed me how to do it, but I stopped her before she went any further.

    We drove around, camped, did all sorts of awesome stuff.

    Then about two months later, we were hanging out, playing WoD in my friends basement, and the fucking awful combat system had bored me. My GF had went into the DMs bedroom, and laid down, because we were hitting it pretty hard at 4am. So my friends were still playing, and I decided to check on her.

    I walked into the dark bedroom, off to the side of the furnished basement, and saw her lying there on the bed, completely awake. The door was cracked open, and I could see Jim laying on the ground out in the living room, where the game was at... he was looking in. She said, "close the door." So I went back to the door, he looked at me... he had these giant wet brown eyes. And i just kept looking at him, as I closed the door, shutting off the slice of light.

    And there she took me. On my DMs bed, she savaged me. I pretty much did nothing.. I had virgin boner, so she rode my dick for... what seemed like ever. It was fucking glorious. And after I came, I fell like utter shit. I didnt say anything... or give any signals. We got dressed, and left. Three days later, she dumped me. The day following, I went over to a mutual friends house, and there she was, climbing all over him.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:17 No.8990624
    >>8990493

    GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A PROPHET AMONG US.
    >> scaredofshadows !!7tJvdfwxbH7 04/05/10(Mon)03:18 No.8990641
    >>8990571
    it's easier to not believe it

    how fucked up is that?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:18 No.8990642
    >>8990616
    I was not.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:18 No.8990643
    >>8990624
    No, I'm just a troll.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:19 No.8990647
    >>8990620
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:19 No.8990654
    >>8990620
    Whoa dude.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:19 No.8990657
    >>8990620
    Well at least you lost your virginity and can move on with your life.
    >> Missionary Chuck 04/05/10(Mon)03:19 No.8990660
    >>8990620
    OH GOD OP DON"T KILL YOURSELF NOW! STOP THE CHAIN!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:19 No.8990663
    >>8990624
    No we don't. Silly nigger.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:19 No.8990667
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    >>8990620
    Oh no.
    >> キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!! 04/05/10(Mon)03:20 No.8990668
    >>8990507

    He lives in Seattle on occasion, huh? Perhaps I could meet him.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:20 No.8990671
    >>8990620
    >>8990624

    ...NEVERMIND THEN
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:20 No.8990675
    Well shit. That..... Shit.

    Yay for sex? I guess...

    I feel for ya.
    >> Missionary Chuck 04/05/10(Mon)03:20 No.8990677
    >>8990620
    Seriously though, that shits rough.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:20 No.8990680
    >>8990620
    Ouch.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:21 No.8990693
    People say you're not supposed to hit girls.

    Bring them ouut of the dark ages and into equality.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:21 No.8990697
    >>8990620
    I truly do believe there's some wisdom in this wide-spread phrase. Bros before hos, my friend.
    >> Dr. Slaanesh, Hedonistic Therapist 04/05/10(Mon)03:22 No.8990701
    >>8990620

    See, normally I'd just say, "Worthless slut. Move along, get some new trim." In this case, it's obvious that the death of Jeff really fucked her shit up. The moral: never get involved with crazy or damaged girls, unless you're willing to put up with mountains of bullshit and/or are a callous bastard.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:25 No.8990745
    >>8990620

    For the next two weeks, I probably listened to "Love will Tear Us Apart", 10,000 times. I never left my room... I sat there, without sleep, in the blue glow of my monitor, staring at my wrists. I felt so awful. How could I betray myself to my friend? How could i betray myself to... myself? Nobody messaged me, called me... nobody gave a shit. I was a pretty gregarious, friendly, outgoing guy... So I thought that everyone sort of just nodded, thinking me going out with her was okay, simply cause it was me who wanted it.. secretly thinking it was fucked up. And now, they'd turned their back on me. I'd driven to Jeff's grave, every day, sitting around, conversing, crying... all sorts of miserable shit. Long emo story short, I realized I didn't have the courage to kill myself. We'll just move on from there.

    So, I show back up at my friends house, where she is at all the time... and I try to act cool. We play some Tenshu, and I go outside. She follows me outside, and I lose my shit. I never had a cathartic break up with her. She was my first fuck, and first real gf for that matter.. so I just start breaking down. And she stares at me. The suns going down, and I dont know why... probably to try to relate to her how serious about her I was in 17 year emofag logic, I say "... I was going to kill myself." and she stares at me... "Good."
    >> キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!! 04/05/10(Mon)03:26 No.8990764
    >>8990620
    Wow. Real life succubus, just like you said at the start. Holy shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:27 No.8990775
    >>8990745
    Ah, youth. I don't miss it.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:27 No.8990784
    >>8990745
    Ahh, Joy Division. Truly the soundtrack for the suicidal.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:28 No.8990800
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    >"Good."

    No picture I have can embody the pure hate I am channeling directly into the monitor. Instead, I will post lesbians.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:30 No.8990817
    >>8990745

    Wait. Her boyfriend kills himself, and then you start threatening the same thing?

    honestly, i think "Good." kinda fits...that was a real dickish thing to do.
    >> Dr. Slaanesh, Hedonistic Therapist 04/05/10(Mon)03:31 No.8990828
    >>8990775

    Indeed. I went through my share of these trainwrecks. (And your share, and that other guy's share...) Better old, jaded, and content than young, idealistic, and fucking miserable.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:31 No.8990833
    >>8990745
    >"Good."
    [x] Genuflect
    There is great evil amongst us. Beware this cautionary tale brethren, it illustrates the dangers of the succubus.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:31 No.8990834
    ... ..... Needless to say, I was pretty fucking shocked. I turned, picked my shit up, and walked off through the woods behind my friends apartment, back towards my house.

    I really, well fuck. i dont know. I guess I was shocked back together. I made a plan, about how to get myself together and start living for me. I resolved that relationships arent designed for people to live FOR someone else, but rather for YOURSELF, just WITH someone else. School started up again, and she switched schools, so I got to ride out my senior year pretty well. The last project Jeff and I worked on, was my campaign for Senior class president. I had never done student government, and we did it as a joke really. But, along the campaign, I realized, you could actually make regular highschool people's experience in high school better. So we turned serious and won, the election was one week after he killed himself. heh, sympathy vote.

    SOOO... its getting near the end of my senior year, and I'm at a party. It was a pretty big party. I was sorta "johnny cool" now, cause of being in student gov, and being a decent guy, so I had a lot of friends there. and around 2 in the morning, I saw her, jeff/my gf drinking alone, in the backyard.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:31 No.8990835
    >>8990800
    What's to hate? She's just a dumb, traumatized, hormonal, goth/punk teenage bitch. Been there, thank you very much.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:32 No.8990843
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    LIKE THE PHOENIX, THE RAGE SHOULD CONSUME YOU IN RIGHTEOUS FIRE AFTER HEARING THOSE WORDS. LET YOUR SOUL BURN WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND SUNS AND CAST OFF THIS FOUL WENCH INTO THE CHILLING DEPTHS FROM WHICH SHE CRAWLED OUT.

    EMBRACE THE UNIVERSE LIKE A BLAZING STAR
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:33 No.8990858
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    >>8990843

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:36 No.8990886
    >>8990835
    See, I have to hate her. If I don't, I'll believe this is... well, normal behavior. Can't have that, oh no. It's better if she's singled out and rallied away into the "hate" portion of mind.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:37 No.8990905
    >>8990886
    Pity is also acceptable.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:37 No.8990917
    >>8990834

    > I saw her, jeff/my gf drinking alone, in the backyard.

    Oh fuck don't tell us she sucked your soul out *again*
    >> Dr. Slaanesh, Hedonistic Therapist 04/05/10(Mon)03:38 No.8990925
    >>8990886

    This just in: a goodly portion of females are petty, cruel, stupid, short-sighted, neurotic, conniving, or just plain dumb. Just like the other half of the human race. And when they're young and hormonal, dial all of the above up to 11.

    Learn this now. Save yourself multiple heartbreaks.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:40 No.8990941
    >>8990905
    Hmm. That's a reasonable alternative you've brought up. However, pity implies I wouldn't want her to be hurt further. So it is not all that applicable because that desire is present. Oh, yes, it looms like an angry vulture.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:41 No.8990950
    >>8990917
    Not the soul, and not his
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:41 No.8990960
    >>8990917
    Nah. Moral of the story is while he got himself together and turned his life around, she kept doing the same shit. Got herself STDs, preggers, gang-raped, regular raped, and 6 out of the last 7 of her 'boyfriends' suicided, or some such bullshit.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:42 No.8990968
    >>8990925
    Damnit...
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:42 No.8990972
    >>8990834

    So, its been a year, right? I stroll up there, pretty fucking confident. I was in a good place, and it had been a a whole fucking year! Well, I thought I had my shit together, but not really. I faked it pretty well though.

    We started chatting, since she was a lot more "indie/primus/TMBG" etc, she had went to the party with a friend, who left, and she didn't really know anybody. So, after that turn, I felt pretty good.. took her around, introduced her to a bunch of people, we chatted. We had a lot in common! I mean, when we dated, we had a pretty awesome fucking time, so its only natural right? So we're hanging out... bullshitting. She's turned around, she's alive, happy, chatty, and kind of grabbin on me. So I say, "Hey, you know how we always used to cruise around? Wanna go for a drive and just talk about shit?" She agrees.

    So we drive around town, and I start heading for our of town. She's talking about all this stuff going on at her school, and what her college plans are, and how the guy she left me for was (my friend) was all fucked up etc etc. I keep driving, nodding, "yeah? oh yeah! no shit? woah. etc etc." And I drive 20 miles outside of town, along the huge river, that goes out by the lake i mentioned earlier... and the huge fucking swamp all around it.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:43 No.8990986
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    >>8990834

    Threatening to kill yourself was a major douche move, though. Frankly, I agree with her when she said "good." Those aren't words you just fucking throw around, and, frankly, no one who says them ever wants anything other than attention. The people who ACTUALLY want to die just kill themselves, the ones who want the attention threaten to. Really, it sounds like she became rather numb to the whole thing, like she was a 4channer before her time

    She may have been a slut, but I can't disagree with her for saying "good"

    >I resolved that relationships arent designed for people to live FOR someone else, but rather for YOURSELF, just WITH someone else.

    That said, bro, it takes most young people decades to learn this. By the time most people finally grasp this, they're old men. Seriously, good for you. I'm glad to see you've achieved that zen of enlightenment when you finally realize that you're valuable enough to think of yourself first and foremost. Contrary to what most media will tell you, no one really appreciates being placed on a pedestal. You'll be healthier in the long run now that you've realized this
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:43 No.8990988
    >>8990972


    Its about 3 or 3:30 now... and I pull off the paved road in my little civic, and just start diving in, through this old access road in the swamp. A few miles in, I pull over and stop. She asks, "whats goin on?" she's definitely trying to make her move on me. I push her back, and start tossing out some tears... She gets all soft, and puts an arm on my back and asks whats wrong. I reach behind my seat, and pull out my "bitchbecoolstick", a little league aluminum base ball bat. I press it against my head, and tell her "... My feelings never changed. I can't live without you. I cant... live with knowing you're going to live with anyone else." I clinch the bat and start rocking back and forth. "This has to end, here, tonight.. forever."

    She loses her fucking mind. screaming. Jumps out of the car. I turn around, and drive back out of the swamp and go home, a happy man.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:43 No.8990990
    >>8990972

    You didn't kill her and throw her in the lake did you?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:44 No.8990991
    >>8990972
    inb4 kill her and fuck the body
    or vice versa
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:44 No.8990992
    >>8990972

    inb4 axemurder/fucks her and leaves her there
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:44 No.8990995
    >>8990972

    ...oh lord, please tell me you didn't.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:44 No.8990998
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    >>8990972
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:44 No.8991002
    >>8990972

    inb4 shes a bear
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:44 No.8991004
    >>8990941
    You're getting far too vindictive over this. Why invest so much energy in someone else's pain?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:45 No.8991010
    >>8990988

    You sir, are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:45 No.8991012
    >>8990988

    the end, btw.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:45 No.8991018
    >>8990990
    >>8990991
    >>8990992
    >>8990995
    hivemind
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:45 No.8991021
    >>8990988

    You, sir, are awesome.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:46 No.8991024
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:47 No.8991038
    >>8990988

    You should have found out where she lived, drove there, and stuck a note on the door saying "that was for killing jeff you bitch!"
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:47 No.8991040
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    >>8990988
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:48 No.8991054
    I'm not even sure what's real anymore. This is almost as bad as that interminable story/trollfest that hit 625 posts.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:49 No.8991059
    >>8990992
    Too late. Although I suspect trollery again. The post happened awfully soon considering the pacing of the rest of OP's posts.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:49 No.8991064
    >>8991004
    I don't know. Maybe there's a lot of reasons in there, maybe I'm angry for all the friends who I've heard heartbreak stories from, or all the stupid shit I've heard from people similar to that girl.

    It could just be that I'm anxious, since I've recently gotten into a relationship and I'm afraid it'll turn South like this story. I don't know.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:49 No.8991068
    >>8991054
    I know, but damn if it doesn't have my attention.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:49 No.8991069
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    >>8990988
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:50 No.8991075
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    >>8990988

    Hahahaha, oh wow
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:51 No.8991087
    >>8990988
    >>8990972
    >>8990834
    >>8990745
    >>8990620
    >>8990430
    >>8990291
    >>8990173
    >>8990002
    >>8989832
    >>8989656

    This was all my story, hilariously no cell phones. This was just 2000, so cell phones weren't everywhere. She had one actually, i'm sure thats how she got out of the swamp.

    It wasn't Wasteland Warrior, but thanks for listening guys.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/05/10(Mon)03:53 No.8991115
    >>8991087

    I am pleased...
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:54 No.8991123
    >>8991087

    I was going to suggest you tell us what her name was so we could be on the lookout, but if she's in her late 20s by now I doubt any fa/tg/uys would run into her
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:55 No.8991128
    >>8991087

    Good story, sorry I told you to shut up
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:55 No.8991131
    >>8990800
    I think is actually shota.

    Top one looks a lot like Edward Elric.

    But enough of that.

    Friend Of Jeff, you sir, are awesome.

    Want a recipe for nitroglycerin?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:55 No.8991132
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    >>8990988
    Fucking nice.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:55 No.8991133
    >>8991087

    Good story, glad it ended well.
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/05/10(Mon)03:56 No.8991141
    >>8991128

    Story time should never be discouraged, it is a vital element of /tg/
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:56 No.8991145
    >>8991123
    No man, personal army bullshit should only be invoked for truly extreme cases. He made a good enough ending for himself as it is.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)03:57 No.8991159
    >>8991131
    Not Friend of Jeff, but would like to know anyways.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:01 No.8991209
    We need another story. I could do the story of my evangelion freeform(in the months before the AdEva came out, which is why it was freeform), but compared to these two it's complete shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:05 No.8991264
    >>8991087

    Eh, I always doubt the stories I hear on the internet, but if it happened as you say? Props to you mate. Putting the fear of god in certain worthless heathens is always a good cause
    >> Totally the OP 04/05/10(Mon)04:06 No.8991274
    I saw a magical post a little while ago. I figured it could be interesting so I clicked 'Reply' to view it. It was some gamer asking for advice. According to him, he's in the middle of a game in which there may be potential squick and would be grateful for our input.

    Very grateful. Is /tg/ lucky or is this going to go into trollan territory?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:07 No.8991289
    I've always been lucky/unlucky to get nice, normal gaming groups. All my zany stories happen away from my hobbies.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:09 No.8991315
    >>8991274
    Considering it ended in squick, player rebellion, and drunk and disorderly... Niether, I think.
    >> Totally the OP 04/05/10(Mon)04:16 No.8991392
    Update: Anonymous confirms this for not a troll. Story could be interesting if the divination is right. According to our sense motive rolls he's not lying, either.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:16 No.8991394
    If WW is still around, could you tell us a story about...

    some time when a player became the villain.. and did a GOOD JOB... to the satisfaction of the rest of the group?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:17 No.8991403
    >>8991315
    suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=douchebag
    >> Wasteland Warrior !W48S2eY4nU 04/05/10(Mon)04:21 No.8991452
    >>8991394

    Some other time, I'm busy running rt right now.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:28 No.8991527
    >>8990988


    i liked the "jeff was phone" ending better

    your shit didn't even make any kind of sense man! Leavin' that poor bitch in the swamp...damn son.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:33 No.8991607
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    I... wow.

    After reading the previous thread and this one... I don't know what to say. God damn.

    Also, awesome stories from WW and Friend of Jeff.

    You guys made my night. Pic related, it was my thoughts the entire time.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:38 No.8991685
    >>8991607


    Well, it was my first story of /tg/ glad you enjoyed it. Although, I don't know if I like the name "Friend of Jeff". Hrm. Sort of in a weird spot, thinking about that now. oh well. Have agood night all.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:40 No.8991699
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    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:45 No.8991773
    >>8991159
    Eh, alright.

    Mind you, I want a trade in other useful information. Or porn. Preferably not lesbians; lesbians aren't to my taste.

    Mind you, before I tell you this, I want you to remember than Nitroglycerin is crazy explosive stuff. Shake it too hard, it'll blow. Heat it up, it'll blow. Hell, I think if you store it wrong, it explodes.

    But most of us just stockpile the information.

    In any case, here goes.

    First step is, you're going to want all the ingredients. Concentrated Sulphuric and Nitric Acids, glycerine, and some stuff to keep this stuff cold. Nitro getting hot while you mix it is not something you want.

    Once you've got 'em all, mix the sulphuric and nitric acid in something cold, and make sure it STAYS cold. I cannot repeat this enough-and stir it with something neutral, like a plastic rod. No metal, no wood.

    Once the whole thing is properly blended, let it sit for 24 hours.

    Once the stuff has been settling for a day, you're going to want to add the glycerin. You can get it at a local pharmacy, odds are, but again, make sure beforehand. I don't know what happens if you let the stuff keep sitting, and I don't particularly want to find out unless I have something thick and durable between me and it.

    Anyway, add the glycerin-CAREFULLY-to the acid mixture. A few seconds after the reaction, cool whatever you're mixing in in a jacket of ice water.

    Some straw-colored stuff will float to the top, and won't mix with water. That's your nitro. Pour it off DAMN carefully, and store until you need it. Or set it off immediately, whatever floats your boat. Just be sure you're not over it when it goes boom.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:45 No.8991784
    >>8991527

    Dude, what's to understand? He just wanted to troll the shit out of her. For the purpose of suspense, he didn't let the reader in on that bit of knowledge when he mentioned driving her into a swamp

    In the end, we were all trolled. The girl, the readers, all of us. And it was glorious
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:46 No.8991798
    >>8991699
    WUT?!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:48 No.8991820
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    >>8991773

    As a fellow collector of.. useful information, I shall repay you for your knowledge with my own

    Dumping a few such pictures, this shall be my first
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:50 No.8991841
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    >>8991820
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:52 No.8991864
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    >>8991841

    And I'll finish this off with "How to make your own Plague Doctor costume"
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:53 No.8991873
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    >>8991864
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:54 No.8991885
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    >>8991873
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)04:55 No.8991898
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    >>8991885

    And this is it. Thanks again, Nitro-kun~
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)05:03 No.8991971
    >>8991898
    >>8991885
    >>8991873
    >>8991864
    >>8991841
    >>8991820
    >>8991773

    Thanks for all these!
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)05:05 No.8991987
    >>8991820
    Didn't I read somewhere that cyanide is actually a really painful way to go?
    >> Nitro-Kun 04/05/10(Mon)05:05 No.8991990
    >>8991820
    No problem-any time.

    I have instructions to make a tattoo gun if you have any more Useful Information you'd like to trade. Say, explosives or a way to make this pretty little thing?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)05:07 No.8992014
    >>8991987
    I don't know about pain, but it can leave visible marks and you can smell it on the breath.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)05:07 No.8992015
    BTW, Newfag here
    OP stands for 'Original Poster' or what?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)05:07 No.8992018
    >>8992015
    Yes, that.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)05:11 No.8992068
    >>8991987
    It depends on how soon/if you go into a coma. If you don't or if it takes too long, yes, it will be unpleasant.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)05:12 No.8992078
    >>8992018
    kthx
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)05:15 No.8992112
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    >>8991987

    You may well have. I wouldn't know the truth either way: I am merely a collector of knowledge. I cannot verify whether it is factual

    >>8991990

    Tempting, but I do not have what you seek. My own Useful Information is sadly limited. I do, however, have this to offer. It has application in non-CP related things, obviously, so it doesn't *just* apply if you're a pervert

    The only other things I could offer sadly don't have much real life application. A series of pictures with fun facts about the universe, a record of the recorded nuclear explosions since 1945, a few random bits of atomic/nuclear physics, and a list of allegedly magic sigils of summoning are all I could provide
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)05:21 No.8992190
    >>8992015
    Can also stand for Opening Post. As in the post that made the thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)05:37 No.8992353
    >>8992015
    Original Poster
    Original Post
    Original Picture

    It can be any of these depending on the context.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)07:27 No.8993427
    imma bump
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)07:41 No.8993539
    >>8993427
    I am too. One thread, three excellent stories, HOT DAMN.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)10:15 No.8995167
    Bump.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)10:18 No.8995202
    Bump just now was me.

    Final update: Sometime during our valiant attempt to get completely wasted, the gf called back. Said she was lonely and scared, and if we'd let her come over she'd be very thankful. One of us drunkenly comments that was the problem in the first places, which leads to a very awkward pause, the gf calling us all bastards and a hang up. Whoops.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)10:26 No.8995293
    >>8995202
    Smooth.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)11:27 No.8996041
    Should this be archived?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)12:22 No.8996743
    >>8996041
    Already is.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)12:23 No.8996760
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    >>8995202
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)14:22 No.8998299
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    >>8995202

    Classy. 10/10
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)14:27 No.8998393
    This is an immortal thread, been going since midnight last night.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)15:35 No.8999492
    >>8998393
    Threads can last days on /tg/ sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)16:03 No.8999921
    >>8999492
    It's why I love /tg/ we keep the good around sometimes.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)16:51 No.9000887
    bamp
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)16:53 No.9000927
    >>8995202
    Well I guess that ends that.

    Gonna call her back? Being ass drunk IS a valid excuse for shit like that. She's probably close to hammered as well.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)17:24 No.9001450
    >>8995202
    So did you call her back and apologize yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)17:27 No.9001500
    >>8995202
    Fuck me, I lol'd.
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)17:42 No.9001796
    >>8995202
    HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 04/05/10(Mon)19:06 No.9003529
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    Good end?



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