boy

girl

Uhh... "Yes"?

I'm a god damn geodude

bisexual.

Girl.

(Taking a TRip and name)

I'M A FUCKING ROBOT.

BEEP BOOP.

boy

Before anyone says ANYTHING, we're taking the motherfucking Charmander. Yes, Bulbasaur is awesome too, but Charmander has the powers of being a motherfucking Flamethrower.

>>8208190
both

>>8208244
Fuck you, we're taking Bulbasaur. Bulbasaur is a bro.

Besides, Charamander has his own fucking Quest.

>>8208244
Fuck that shit.. were taking Bulbasaur.

OH I see now. Now what is your name?

(Vote for your starting region first to 5 wins.)

>>8208244
Man, we already HAVE a Charmander quest. We're going Bulbasaur this time.

>>8208275
DICKS

Gen1

>>8208275
Kanto. Or, if it's possible, Orange Archipelago.

>>8208275
Ltlgrl

Kanto

>>8208275
We are SARAH.

Wait.. So we're a trap?

>>8208275
Kanto.

>>8208336
No /tg/ is the little girl for once in it's life.

>>8208244
>Bulbasaur is awesome too

FUCKING RIGHT. That is why we are taking that motherfucker.

>>8208275
If we choose gen 1, will we have to wait until level 50 for Venasaur to learn Sleep Powder?

>>8208353
/tg/ is a boygirl.
/tg/ is a trap.

Squirtle. He has the Kamina glasses

Well, Sarah, Welcome to the world of pokemon. I shall be seeing you later this afternoon. Goodbye!

And with that the web chat closes as Prof. Oak turns off his webcam. You are standing alone in your room. You are do at His lab in 2 hours.

WAT DO?

>>8208373
Just don't evolve Bulbasaur until you get Sleep Powder, and then evolve up the next two levels. The only Pokemon game where you Shouldn't do stuff like that was the Grass Starter for the Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald generation, since leaf blade is fucking awesome.

>>8208406
Undo zipper.
Pull out penis. Walk around as if everything is normal.
Go get something to eat from shops.

>>8208406
Turn on computer, see if we have any stored items.

>>8208406
So wait, which region are we starting in? As for what we do.... Check our PC and see it there's a Potion.

>>8208373
No. We'll be using HG/SS movesets and stats. Also some pokemon from other regions will be found in kanto and trainers will have updated rosters. You also don't have to do the gym leaders in order as they scale their pokemon to the experience of the trainer they fight.

Fucking pokemon. A poem by me.

It's on /v/
It's on /a/
It's on /tg/
Fuck me.

squirtle

This question is actually pretty reasonable considering the game is japanese.

>>8208448
See pic

>>8208448
You open your item box.
Having gone shopping with your mom the other day for trainer items the other day you have a fair stock for a beginner such as your self.

1x potion
1x antidote
1x tm 27
5x oran berry

We obviously check our computer, and see if there are any saved potions, perchance, before dragging our lazy ass downstairs and saying hi to mom.

>>8208451
Awesome. So we can go face Misty or Surge first?

>>8208510
Yeah. Even Blaine if you want.

Can Sabrina be our GF?

>>8208526
Seeing as your 12 and a girl you better be one hot peice of JB ass to get with her.

>>8208488
Take that shit and put it in our inventory. Then drag our ass downstairs and talk to mom. Maybe she made us cookies?

>>8208488
Withdraw items. Ponder the idea of taking on Blaine first since that's when he'll be weakest.

>>8208542
So... Yes?

Take bulba

>>8208551

How the hell can we fight Blaine if we don't have surf?

>>8208569
We'll level grind a Mankey from left of Viridian and sic it on him. Since he'll be our first gym leader (if we do this), then his pokemon will be of approximately Brock's level. Which means not that many great fire moves.

>>8208547
You withdraw the items. You put them in the appropriate pockets of your bag as the materialize in a drawer attached to you computers dock.


When you reach downstairs the clock rings 8 times.
Your mom is in the kitchen preparing a huge breakfast in celebration of your rite of passage.

As you eat breakfast togehter she beams and cries and goes on in an embarrassing manner of how you're all grown up now and making your way in the world. SHe cries some more as she hugs you ans sends you on your way making you to promise to call every day. You leave your house with an hour an 15 mins to spare. The beach is to the south the lab is to the west. several people mill about doing their daily routine.

>>8208488

Do a backflip. We have to have SOME kind of victory dance, so we may as well begin practicing now.

>>8208557
You can try. This is Pokemon: Sandbox version.

Let's go see Professor Oak.

>>8208637
Chill at the beach. There's not shit to do at the lab for another hour.

>>8208637

Let's do this. TRESPASS INTO THE WILDS.

Do we have a pokeman in the house???

Like mommy's mr. mime?


If we do, TAKE IT!!!!

>>8208645
You do a backflip as your spirits soar! You finally free of this stuffy little town! It seems the gymnastics course from when you where 8 did some good.

>>8208637
Bask in the glow of self satisfaction at the fact we're about to go out in the world and be independent with monster slaves. Then go to the lab. Can't hurt to be a bit early.

>>8208647
Excellent. Let's walk down to the beach. We have some time to kill.

Buy a master ball capture a god

Plot world domination

you guys should be playing hard mode touhoumon, pokemon is easymode. in hard touhou mon, you have to BE yellow to win.

>>8208676
You had a meowth, BUT it doesn't battle at all. You tired making it with your rivals growlithe and ran up a tree while "Barky" just sat there wagging his tail.

>>8208667
You try to sneak past the policeman manning the toll booth/resthouse/thing (Again). Roll1d100 to see if you succeed.

>>8208746
How do I roll? dice+1d100 in the email field? And does that go before or after the noko?

rolled 28 = 28

>>8208746

>>8208763
yes.

>>8208722
Hard mode? Ehh?

>>8208677
Continue to the lab. We don't want to get whatever's left!

>>8208782

So did we get caught?

If so, run to the lab.

>>8208815
FUCK we will end with late and with a rat that's all charged up at us.

Guys, our pokemon options are slowly dwindling! TO THE LAB!

>>8208782
You manage a few steps farther than you've ever gotten since the last time before you here a trilling hoot.

Officer Wagner and his Hoot-Hoot have seen you.

"Hey now Sarah! Have picked up your pokemon yet? Or are trying to pull one over on me again?" He laughs Officer Wagner has been stopping you from going out since you where barely the size of his hoot-hoot. He is an old face in your neighborhood. His age is catching up to him though as can be inferred from his bright silver mustache and hair.

>>8208790
What's with the fucked up Ds?

LAB NOW

>>8208840
Curses, foiled again! Might as well head to the lab. We don't want anyone to get Bulbasuar before us.

>>8208840

"Just stopping by to say hi before I have my great pokemon journey!"
"You know. Just in case I don't see you on the way out."

>>8208444
SOmeone with a brain :0

>>8208840
Claim innocence and flee to the lab! GET THAT GORRAM BULBASAUR BEFORE GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK TAKES IT!!!!!

>>8208840

Tell the officer "sorry" and ask for the Professor's whereabouts, after that, bid farewell and check the lab.

>>8208850

(I had to MS paint it and I'm not very good. If you can make a better EHH, HARDO MODO? image, be my guest.)

I have just downloaded a gameboy emulator and pokemon blue. Fuck yeah, nostalgia bomb.

>>8208836
>>8208828
>>8208825
>>8208815
Your mumbled apology appeases him. With a dash you make for the lab. You're late, but suprised to see Red and Oak's grandson chatting idly by a device in the back.

"Hey GRAMPS! Sarah's here can we get on already!?"

Oak pokes his head around from a VERY large stack of books and papers.

"Oh Sarah you're here now!" "We have been waiting for you. Good manners dictate that you always wait on a lady."

His grandson rolls his eyes.

>>8208921

Stick out tongue at Oak's grandson when the Pokemon Prof isn't looking. Ooowned.

>>8208921
(Oops submitted to early)
Name your rival so you can insult him for rolling his eyes at you. Vote on the first three names.

TIME TO GET MOTHERFUCKING BULBASAUR

>>8208921

omfg, We're the rival of the soon-to-be legendary RED and GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK.

Give Gary the evil eye and apologize to the nice professor.

>>8208921
Rolling to seduce Oak.

>>8208921
Wait. How did we go from having an hour and 15 minutes to spare to being LATE?

Whatever, say hello to everyone.

>>8208952
No, we must save ourselves for Sabrina!

GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK

>>8208946

Butthead

or Gary if 1st isnt accepted

>>8208946
Gary Oak Gary Oak
Gary Oak Gary Oak

He knows types well and picks what you're weak to
He catches a pidgey gotta deal with its beak, too!
Gary Oak, Gary Oak!

He's the #1 son of the pokemon prof
if you beat his ass he just runs off!

Gary Oak, Gary Oak!

>>8208921
Gary Motherfucking Oak. We need to make sure we take care of him at some point. Can't have him showing up all the fucking time and one-upping us, can we? Let's terrify the shit out of him to he bugs Red instead

Search in the trash bins for items!!!!!!

>>8208921
Green. Our nickname can be Blue.

If we name him GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK, we're fucked.

Give him some other retarded name, like Bob.

>>8208954
Oaks lab is on the outskirts and you where on the other side of town. It's in case a pokemon rampages.

>>8208790
my mistake it was moemon with hard mode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i3_mfY4TRc

it looks like this wimp went out and grinded his way to victory like a cheap little shit, but you can tell the difference in level and moves.

Ok so it's Butthead, Gary Motherfucking Oak, or Blue. Votan Games BEGIN!

>>8209002
Gary Oak, Gary Oak, it's no surprise
it's the end that any'd surprise
He'll call for tackle and growl
Or tail whip and scratch
This fight's locked up
and he flipped the latch!

>>8209019

Should be Green.

>>8209019
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK. Blue is stupid, and Butthead is too easy. This is hard mode, damn it.

>>8209012
I'd would have played that already but I can find no english version.

>>8209003
Oh.

Also, Gary Oak.

>>8209019
GMO

>>8209019
Voting for Gary Motherfucking Oak. Gotta show some respect to our enemies.

>>8209001
fuck no lets be Leaf!

>>8209036
Yeah form Pokemon SPecial. But there will be no railroading here it's all up to y'all.

>>8209019
BUTTHEAD

>>8209019

Let us prove that we are the best damn 12-year-old little girl trainer ever!

BRING IT ON GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK

>>8209019
Blue

Gary Motherfucking Oak. Fuck yeah.

>>8209056
No, he means that our rival should be Green. Not Blue. But whatever, voting Gary Oak.

implying there isnt an english one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMUcJolnkms&feature=related

Ok SO it's Gary M.F Oak by a longshot.
You stick your tongue out at him and say "You have the manners of a Gyarados and the face of geodude." Red almost busts out laughing. Before he can retort Oak turns around. There is a dead silence.

(Here comes the part you're waiting for)

Oak smiles at you and says "Ladies first."

>>8208921
Awwwww, he called us a lady :)

>>8209117
THE BULBASAUR IS OURS, BITCHES.

>>8209117
Do my best pokemon-pickin strut up to the pokemon-picking table and see what the options are!

>>8209117

BULBASAUR

WE MUST TENTACLE RAPE THE PATH TO VICTORY!

BULBASAUR

>>8209117
Check to see what our choices are. If Bulbasaur is a choice THEN CHOOSE BULBASUAR!

I vote for the green tentacle rape dinosaur.

Check the options. Squirtle is a bitch now, but Blastoise is a hoss. This causes us to pause before a brief facepalm when we realize that, fuck, Bulbasaur is a hoss, and he stays a hoss all the way through to Venasaur.

>>8209157
I always thought of it as a plant/frog hybrid until it was a Venosaur.

>>8209207
>>8209172
>>8209148
What.

>>8209148
>>8209203
>>8209207
This is wrong. Why is it wrong?

Nice job picking the weakest of the 3, idiots.

Water pokemon is always the best choice because the starting 3 always have fire being strongest, water in the middle, and grass being weakest. Because water is strong against fire, that makes it always the best choice. PLUS IT'S FUCKING SQUIRTLE!

You ask for a bulbasaur and Oak chuckles. Gary, that motherfucker, snickers at you. Oak says "Sarah times have changed. Your starter is given to you randomly from a list of acceptable pokemon chosen by the elite four. They giving out of Charmander, Squirtle and, other "starters" wreaked havoc with the wild population. You can look a list here if you like."

He hands you this.

Roll 1d100 again on a hundred it' your pick.

>>8209203
Mareep! fuck yeah hard mode

>>8209239
Hell yeah, rollan.

>>8209148
>>8209203
>>8209207

Oh my lord, if these are the real choices, better pick Mareep.

Though Poliwrath is a beast later on.

rolled 87 = 87

Close eyes and roll a die...

>>8209239
OP, this is ass and you fucking know it. GIVE US OUR BULBASAUR!

rolled 44 = 44

>>8209239
Fucking Hell, this is somewhat awesome.

>>8209262

...Shit.

>>8209239
OH FUCK

I WANT A SALAMANCE OR GARCHOMP!

rolled 50 = 50

Cyndaquil get

>>8209249
DO Poli, Pirouette demands IT!

>>8209238
grass beats the pants off the first two gyms with no problems.

and, lets face it, quests use out-of-combat mechanics too. which would you rather have, a lizard that can't get wet or it will die, a small drooling turtle, or a green dinosaur with tentacles that can feed itself via photosynthesis?

>>8209262

Fuck. Sorry guys.

rolled 94 = 94

Come on eevee?

>>8209262
That roll doesn't count! Cherrim is shit! If we're force to keep it, we ditch it as soon as we catch something else.

rolled 24 = 24

>>8209239
FFFFFFFF

rolled 64 = 64

>>8209239
COME ON MOTHERFUCKING 77.

>>8209262
FUCK YOU

ROLLAN

IT BETTER BE GOOD

>>8209286
>>implying blastoise cant fucking FLY!

rolled 27 = 27

>>8209289
Can we keep this one? Or do we have to get a double result?

Or are we stuck with the first one we rolled?

Ok again vote on the first three.

>>8209297

Fuck.

LETS DO THAT AGAIN

I always liked Squirtle best :>

>>8209285
pirouette! pirouette!

rolled 37 = 37

>>8209317
It goes in email field, not name field.

>>8209262
What the fuck is that Pokemon. It looks lame. What have you done, Anon? Does it at least evolve into something cool?

>>8209316

Um, let's go with Slugma.
Isn't he a cutie? :3

>>8209327
bellossum, its pretty cool I guess, I'd still prefer poli ;-;

>>8209302
The girl character in the Pokemon Special manga had a FLying Blastoise. Used jet propulsion.

rolled 46 = 46

>>8209316
Lava guy I guess.

>>8209316
of the first three rolls? 50. That one's at least a grass type. I think.

Cheat the dice to Magikarp

We will train the Kenshiro of the pokemon world.

could be worse, coulda gotten a goldeen.

>>8209327
that pokemon is cherrim and I'm sorry I rolled it, it doesn't evolve into anything good at all, don't vote for it

>>8209289
I wanted eevee but a riolu is fine too.

87, 44, 50 are the first three.

So, the cherry one, the slugmar Fire one, or MOTHERFUCKING TREECO.

Goddammit, the choices.

>>8209325

Gah, I give up.

>>8209283

FUCK YEAH TREEKO

>>8209327
it evolves into macargo

I vote 50/ the tree gecko one, since it's an actual Starter, and as such can be AWESOME.

>>8209346
Cherry or poliwag please ;-;

Does the slug has a nice evolution?

>>8209332
>>8209337
Slugma? Are you all SURE?
>>8209327
Look up Floatzel.

I vote for #50 then.

>>8209369

yeah it becomes a motherfuckin' snail!
Also, fire will cut a swathe through the areas north of here, and we can catch a SPEAROW and a NIDORAN and so on!

PICK THE LAVA SLUG. WE WON'T NEED CUT BECAUSE IT CAN JUST CRAWL OVER SHIT AND BURN IT.

>>8209239
Well that sucks.

Slug, let's burn shit down,probably a bulbasaur will escape and we can catch it

TREECKO, MOTHERFUCKERS!

rolled 50 = 50

Psyduck

>>50
>>50
>>50
fuck you guys, i hope brocks ice beamu fucks you up hard =/

rolled 75 = 75

Psyduck - Water, Psychic, Retarded

WTF guys, we get a legit grass starter. PICK TREECKO

>>8209392
WE HAVE A SECOND ROLL FOR TREECKO. IT IS FATED TO BE.

#50!

Slugman looks pretty cool. Let's go with that.

>>8209376
Treeco.

rolled 40 = 40

We will have a Nazi Psyduck

GO MAREEP

rolled 84 = 84

LET US KEEP 44 I WANT A BEAR

ALSO I WILL ROLL

>>8209376
WE ARE NOT SURE, We choose Treecko instead.

rolled 25 = 25

>>8209407
I WANT A PSYDUCK

I WANT THE FUCKING SLUG. TREECO IS LAME AND NOT MADE OF MOTHERFUCKING LAVA.

THINK ABOUT IT. MOTHER. FUCKING. LAVA.


LAVA!

Oak insruct's you to place your hand on a scanner. You nervously do so. It scans your hand as Gary and Red watch from few feet behind. After a pause a Cherish Ball appears and Treecko pops out.

Wat do?

First impressions are important!

Delicious magma slug

>>8209376
macargo is HOTTER THEN THE FUCKING SUN

THE FIRE SLUG WE PICK

>>8209456

Strike a cool pose and give him a thumb's up!

>>8209453
Lava is shit, life survived asteroids the size of the moon colliding with earth, we're picking cherry.

>>8209446
Stop fucking rolling,we already have our three options. Slugma, Cherubi or Treecko.

>>8209456
FUCK,
Alright we lick it.
Then let it climb on our shoulder

rolled 36 = 36

PSYDUCK

>>8209456

Introduce yourself in a kind fashion and stick your hand out. Tell it your dreams of conquering the Pokemon world.

>>8209456
High five or bro fist our new pokemon.

"You and me, my main buddy, we're going to do great things. You up for it?"

>>8209456
NO

well I'm done, fucking hated trecko,

>>8209456
Well, we pick up the ball and let out the Treecko. We have to see it to name it, afterall.

>>8209456
"I'm calling you Jungle."

>>8209456
Hug it.

>>8209475
I second licking it and brofisting it

>>8209492
FUCKING THIS

NICKNAME IT JUNGLE

>>8209456
Give it a delicious poke-snack. We shall bribe him/her with food to love us.

>>8209456
Enjoy being raped by bugs immediately, guys.

Raped.

By.

Bugs.

Why did you faggots pick treecko? It's the absolute worst out of all of the starting pokemon from all of the games.

>>8209492
"... Boogie. Jungle boogie."

>>8209500
I second this man's second.

>>8209509
because the other options were slugma and cherrim

>>8208190
Boy...

>>8209239
There's no Jigglypuff! Fuck you old man!

>>8209516
SLUGMA IS AWESOME. MAGMA SLUG? ARE YOU SERIOUS? YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO DORFS EVERYWHERE.

SLUGMA!

WE WOULD HAVE STEAMROLLED THE FORESTS

>>8209492

Holy shit.

WELCOME TO THE JUUUNNGLLEEE.

>>8209509
Have you been fucking paying attention? The options were a Slugma, A Treecko, and a Cherry thing. Out of those three, the Treecko is the only Starter. It's fucking logic.

>>8209530
that's what we say when he comes out. we throw the pokeball and we're all
"WEEEEELCOME TO THE JUNGLE!"

GG.

Hopefully when we die in the forest, we'll get a restart.

>>8209495
>>8209480
>>8209479
>>8209467
You stick out your fist and say "You and me
versus the whole damn world. You ready for this?"
Treecko Stares at you for a minute then at your fist. It scampers up your arm and clings your shoulder like a mutant sleeve. It licks an eyeball and cries "Treecko!"

Now it's time for naming gaems.

>>8209545
We're namin' him Jungle, dude. :3

we will have to just get a slugma later. after all, you do not start with lava weaponry for a good reason.

I agree with naming it Jungle.

JUNGLE

>>8209539
Are you kidding me? Treecko doesn't count as a starter because it's a TERRIBLE FUCKING POKEMON. Its moveset and stats are the absolute worst. Slugma actually has good moves and stats!

Plus, we had a chance to start the game without one of the vanilla starting pokemon and you faggots ruined it.

>>8209577
B-But It's a lizard.

A LIZARD!

>>8209545
Cool, we're like a pirate. Let's call him Jack.

>>8209539
Indeed.

Think of it this way. The only time Slugma or the Treecko get Good attacks (or at least deal more than 40 damage base) are when they hit level 26. Treecko gets Megadrain (60, healing) and then can evolve to get leaf blade (90, many crit hits)

Slugma gets Ancientpower, which it doesn't even share a type with yet.

Treecko is the way to go.

>>8209527
Not everything is Dwarf Fortress. Besides, have you SEEN Slugma's move pool and stats?

Treecko, the Wood Gecko Pokémon. Treecko are able to climb smooth verticle walls and use their thick tail to attack opponents. Since Treecko build their nests in large trees it is said that those trees will live a very long life.

Give our Treecko a fucking twig

>>8209587
I also enjoy this name

Jungle!

>>8209598
Oh damn. Treecko with a twig looks so cool.

>>8209541
Yeah, but this is a Sandbox version, right? So there's no reason we can't just beat up any bug insects ourselves and then capture them.

JUNGLE JACK hurr

Buy a gun instead of 8 pokeballs

Use for self defense

Become awesome

>>8209608
I've always considered that even the weakest pokemon is pr. terrifyingly tough, and that only other pokemon stand a chance against them.

>>8209616
Didn't Ash catch a Krabby by himself? We should be able to catch a bug by ourselves.

>>8209631
Not if we get poisoned.

>>8209631
Hmm, correct. At least we'll be able to help out.
(I really like BIRDS myself, btw.)

>>8209616
Perhaps for 12 year olds

Which is why we need to evolve into a muscle girl soon

>>8209616
I guess it depends on how OP decides to run things.

>>8209615
I doubt they'd let a kid buy a gun. Jesus, next thing you'll be asking for a living weapon that can shoot fire or cause an earthquake!

>>8209613
Jungle Jack actually sounds fairly good.

Also FOOOOOOOOLISH TREECKO

>>8209640
I condone this.

Drink lots of Milk too, so we get strong FIGHTAN BONES (and big tits).

>>8209577
Sceptile is the best Subseeder and special sweeper in the uu metagame. What you talking bout.?

You look over at him and he swivels an eye at you. "You'recalled Jungle now You ok with that?" It blinks and licks it eyes. It's not very chatty apparently.

Red and Gary flip a coin. Red wins and steps up whilst Gary fumes in a corner. Red gets a Hoot-Hoot #34. "Just like Mr. Wagner!"

Gary steps up and gets whismer, #60.

He greets it warmly, and it hides behind his leg. Red giggles as hoot-hoot Now named Dr.HOO is perched on top of his hat.

>>8209608
You some of this shit motherfucker? You wanna fuck with this?!

>>8209681
Beedrills are based off of Japanese Hornets, I think.

Which are already monstrous.

>>8209668
Hoot-Hoot is #33, there's some bug thingy on #34.

>>8209668
Holy shit, a Whismur looks badass when it evolves. Fucking Gary.

>>8209681
Hold on I got this.

>>8209668
Look at Whismur. (Kinda cute, I guess...)

Thank Prof Oak for the pokemon and head out before you get challenged to a friendly pokemon match. Time's a-wastin'!

Jungle Jack is ready to fight both of them at once to prove his awesomeness.

>>8209668
Wait, if the process is random now, why fume over going last? It's not like before where we might pick the one he wants? Oh well, at least he seems nice to his pokemon, so maybe he won't be a total ass.

>>8209727
This. Do we want Jungle to think we're a wuss? Get outside and challenge THEM for a change.

Also, Dr. HOO is awesome.

>>8209668
I see absolutely no reason for us not to travel together, if we're all going to Viridian. Though it might be nice to catch a barge or boat to Cinnabar Island first.

>>8209681
Oak sizes up his new proteges and sighs. A look of wistfulness in his long reaching gaze. He snaps to and hands you your pokedexes while explaining it features. "Congratulations you're now fuly fledged pokemon trainers! He says excitedly a new generation blazing forth into the unknown! I wish you the best of luck in your adventures. You all head for the exit. Oak gives you one last fare well before heading back inside.

The three of you eye eachother.

Wat do?

(Battle DUH but I may as well ask.)

>>8209762
Tag team with Red against Gary. That tool.

>>8209701
Thank you. miscounted.

we battle. DUH.

>>8209762
Ask if they want to join us for a tea party. What? We're only 12 fucking years old!

>>8209772
Did Red... cheat!?
Well, we won't tell anybody. Hoothoot's cuter.

Punch Gary Motherfucking Oak in the dick, then challenge him to a Pokemon battle.

>>8209800
second

>>8209771
This.

FUCK FAIR PLAY, TAG TEAM THAT PRICK.

>>8209762
Battle Red.

>>8209853
Hoothoot is strong against us. :o Battle GARY OAK, GARY OAK.

>>8209800
>>8209771
>>8209773
"Ok punks let's do this! Go! Jungle Jack!" Jack spreads his stance wide an emitss a rattling his from his throat. He looks very menacing for 1ft 4in.

Dr. HOO Glares and swoops off Red's hat with out a word, Gary looks at his whismur. "Let's show 'em who is boss." Whismur edges out from behind his leg trembling.

The pokemon eye eachother nervously.

You have intiative.

>>8209872
JUNGLE, GO FOR THE EYES!

>>8209872
I have no clue what our starting attacks are, so I say we do our damage dealing one on whismer.

Also yes this a is a three way battle. You pansies can't handle this shit? CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT, THEN DON'T PLAY GAMEFREAK!

>>8209872
Quick, take out Dr.HOO first, he's strong against us! Tackle at MAXIMUM POWER!

>>8209872
JUNGLE! POUND WHIMSUR!

>>8209872
Attack Whismur with Pound. Wink at Red. Use some feminine charms. Gary is going fucking down.

POUND ON HOOTHOOT

>>8209872

Pound the fuck out of Whismur, DR. HOO has Peck.

>>8209872
Seriously, why is everyone so pissed at Gary? He seems to not be an ass, unlike the anime one. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt.

>>8209931
>Quick, attack the weakest opponent first and leave ourselves open to an attack from someone who's got STAB and Super Effective!

WE SHOULD START OUT WITH LEER, YOU FOOLS. LEER AT BOTH OF THEM!

>>8209897
Pound, leer, absorb.
>>8209872
You nod at Jack. Who charges at whismur. "POUND."

"SCREECH WHISMUR" Whismur inhales and screams bloody fucking murder it knocksboth other pokemon flat on the backs Jack is disoriented and The good doctors ears are bleeding. Whismur come running up for a pound. Gary sasy something but you can't hear crap after that.

>>8209939
(Well, he's all "LAH DE DAH, SARAH'S LATE AGAIN, HUFF HUFF I WANT MY POKEMON".)

And when you shout "Use pound!" (on whoever), shout it REALLY LOUD so it scares the shit out of Whismur.

Oh yes. Pokemon fights are louuuud.

>>8209939
He rolled his eyes at us! With twelve year old anime characters, this is clearly proof of him being the designated antagonist. Also, he may have a crush on us and is sublimating it into dickery. This shall be further explored in a couple of years when we're older!

>>8209975
LEER! GIVE THEM THE EVIL EYE.

>>8209975
ABSORB, JUNGLE! GET OUR HP'S BACK!

>>8209993
(Yeah, but, still. It seems like everyone's taking childish stuff way too seriously. He probably still thinks we have cooties and some people want us to punch him in the dick. Just seems a bit disproportionate.)

>>8209975
Crap. Treecko probably can't hear us anymore, can he? Still, better try. Use Absorb!

>>8209996
That bastard! Doesn't he know we're saving ourselves for Sabrina?

>>8209996
No, fuck it. We're going for Red if anyone, he's a nice guy.

>>8210027
What HPs? We haven't been hit

I want Jungle Jack personally

>>8210056
(We're little kids, of course we're taking childish stuff too far! Um, dickpunching is a bit much, yeah.)

>>8210067
Jungle jack is fine but deafened.

Dr.HOO is a little roughed up from the fall it took.

>>8210077
(No, I meant some of the anonymous. But yeah, I see where you're coming from.)

>>8210107

"Hey Treecko! Cover your ears and POUND your knee into Whismur!"

Man, it's hard to not sound brutal when ordering pokemon about, is it?

>>8210107
LEER AT THEM. GIVE THEM THE EVIL EYES! THE EVIL EYES!

Leer at Whismur. Or go for the "OH NO MY TREECKO! Why did you do that?"-approach.

Dr .Hoo is getting and Jack manages to dodge the first pound and slams his tail into whismur, but is caught with a wild haymaker from her and falls to his knees. Whismur is lifted from the ground with a blue aura as a angry Dr.hoo clicks it's beak menacingly.

>>8210190
NOW'S OUR CHANCE! LEER AT THEM! MAKE DR. HOO'S ATTACK COUNT!

>>8210190
Getting up. Not getting.

Inb4 we lose like the little girl we are. Leer at Whismur/both.

>>8210190
Wait what? Hoot Hoot gets Confusion this early? Whatever, Absorb Wismer!

>>8210190

Treecko, get out of there! I mean, there's some sort of weird psychic thing going on? And we don't want to be a part of that.

>>8210210
"Jack leer!" The ringing in your ear is fading. Jack glares his opponents down. Dr. Hoo braces itself and whismur flinches.

>>8210237
>>8210237
Same level Treecko gets absorb.

>>8210259
Jack's a scrapper.
"Show Dr. HOO your pound attack, now!"

LEER AGAIN! MAKE SURE THEY KNOW HOW BAD YOU ARE, JACK! LET THEM FEEL YOUR COLD COMPOSURE AND KNOW THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY WIN!

>times have changed
>Oak is a professor
>Gary Oak is a professor

absob'em!!!!!

We're deep into autosage territory here. Archive and make a new thread?

>>8210300
>>8210320
>>8210358
Jack takes a defiant step forward glaring daggers at both pokemon. Jack, following your orders, closes the distance to use absorb. However Gary yells for a growl attack and suddenly timid whismur Inflates to the size of a car tire, bares it teeth and howls at treecko who is so startleshe trips trying to back pedal awy Dr.Hoo Quickly sets upon him.

>>8210422
Pound Hoothoot.

>>8210422
Pound Dr. Hoo. He fucked up his one chance we gave him to really hurt Whismer, so now we have to make an example of him. Not to mention he's our biggest threat in this fight.

>>8210394
Sure.

New thread.
>>8210509

post responses there.

>>8210422
See, this is why we should have gone for Dr. HOO first. Pound.