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Treecko?

What kind of faggot are we?

>>8208190
OLd thread.

>>8210509
Use Pound on Dr. Hoo.

>>8210532
The kind of faggot who likes grass types.

>>8210532
Idiots chose Treecko over Slugma.

Regardless, use pound on Hoothoot.

>>8210532
It was rolled randomly from a list.

>>8210509

"Treecko! Pick up Whismur and POUND him into Dr. HOO!"

>>8210562
This. Fuck convention, let's teach this Treecko the ways of real badass.

JACK! JUMP ON THE DOCTOR'S BACK SO HE CAN'T PECK YOU, THEN START ABSORBING. ABSORB HIS POWERS, THEN PECK >HIM<!

>>8210553
>>8210547
>>8210562
Rolling to the side, barley dodging the blow from Dr. Hoo's beak Jack springs up an headbutts (Not HeadButt) knocking him back he turns to the charging whismur and...

Roll 1d100. First result is the only taken.

rolled 47 = 47

>>8210628

>C'mon, Jack! I believe in you!

rolled 71 = 71

>>8210628

THIS QUEST IS DILDOS.

>>8210627
DO THIS

>>8210642
Oh well, at least we got Dr. HOO.

Why do we have to fight??

I mean, really, whats the purpose of this endless battleing if not to finnance the health system?

don't you understand that you are all being USED??? You are nothing but fodder to the machine.


You think are given pokemons so you can "play"? Fuck no. You are nothing more than non-paid workers, slaves to the power. And your pkmns aren't your friends, but tools!


LETS BURN THE POKECENTER, LOOT THE POKEMART AND START A REVOLUTION!!!!

-PLA! (pokeman liberation army!)

rolled 43 = 43

>>8210627

what?

>>8210642
Whismur leaps into the air tiny fist drawn back as jJack does as well. Unfortunatley while you jumped higher his tail extends beneath him and whismur grabs it and SLAMS you to the ground. Whismur is then blown back again by confusion from Dr. Hoo, who ends your particpating with a sharp blow to the base of your skull with peck. Whismur is out as well.


Red has won.

Cuddle our unconscious pokemon

>>8210728

"Jungle Jack, come on back." Flash Red a thumb's up, wish him the best, and go head home to have a snack with your pokemon before heading out. (Since he needs a little bit of rest. He fainted!)

>>8210728
FUCK YEAH RED! Also, I told you we'd go out like the little girl we are.

>>8210760
Indeed. Sniffle at Red and Gary and tell them that they didn't have to be so mean. Guilt them.

>>8210728
Get Jack to the motherfucking nearest Pokemon center. We cant' let him stay beat up!

>>8210791
No center in pallet town. No pokemon to protect us during travel, GO WITH RED!

>>8210509

>nostalgia goggles

>Treecko

8/10 I raged some

>>8210802
>>8210791
Keep in mind, resting in your bed at home heals you.

>>8210846
Grab Jack and run to your fucking room. Get MOM to make some delicious soup to aid his recovery.

>>8210766
>>8210760
>>8210791
>>8210784
After a 30 seconds about jack picks himself off the ground rubbing his head and groaning in odd high pitch as you pick him up and hold him. You fish 100$ outt of your 3000$ dollars savings a poutily hand it over.

Gary's whismurrocks back and forth tryin to get up before it inhales floats for half a second and rights it self before landing. Gary pats it and returns it wordlessly handing ove his mony too and leaving with a casually tossed wave over his shoulder. Red grins and says "Thanks" and departs.

You go home for a some rest. An Hour or so later your on your front steps again waving bye to your mom. Wut do?
Beach is south, Route one is north.

>>8210901
Go north. Fight Brock. Grow stronger. Strong enough to defeat Red, and Gary, and become the queen bitch of Pallet Town. And the world. That too.

>>8210901
Route 1.

>>8210846
WE KNOW BUT THAT WON'T GET US TAGGING ALONG WITH RED WHILE GARY HAS TO FUCK OFF BY HIMSELF. ALL CAPS OH GOD.

>>8210901
This is using HG/SS stuff, so Gust is now Flying type, so north=bad. Head to the beach and fight some Krabbys.

>>8210901
North, to Route 1. We could root around in the beach for hours and not find anything worthwhile.

>>8210901
TO THE BEACH! Water means EASY BATTLES!

And, who knows, we might find a pearl or some potions.

>>8210901
TIME TO CATCH SOME MOTHERFUCKING BUGS

>>8210951
>>8210949
I'm changing things up a bit. The 'biomes' of the pokemon world are a little more varied to keep it interesting.

>>8210969
This, we need to pound some krabbies and crap into the sand to grow stronger.

>>8210969
Oh shit. A water pokemon will help us a lot against brock. Much more than faggoty bugs. GET A TENTACOOL FOR GREAT JUSTICE. WE CAN HAVE OUR TENTACLES YET!

>>8210901
Let's sandbox up this motherfucker. To the beach, since there's sand (And water pokemon) there.

>>8210994
Indeed! While blazing through Brock with grass attacks'd work too, water'd help level up Other pokemon, and be a good protector against bugs and shit.

>>8211012
>>8210995
>>8210994
>>8210987
>>8210969
Looks like we're having a beach party!

As you make your to the beach treecko climbs over EVERYTHING, up walls, over fences, mailboxes, trees, inside hedges, you name it he is on it. He might be quiet but he sure is active.

When you get to the beach you notice a long thin pier stretching toward the sea. "Hi Sarah!" You peer out and see Red fishing at the very end. The tide has just fallen.

Wat do?

Treecko climb up Red's pants.
Inside.

>>8211087
RED! Ask what he's doing.

>>8211087
Join Red. Have treecko fight everything he catches. Level grind.

Bump

>>8211166
>>8211174
Dr. Hoo buzzes around the air as you get closer. When you ask him what he is doing he replies. "Waiting. If you pay him a man and his Wailord come and take you too cinnabar I don't fancy my chances with Brock soooo..." he lets the idead trail off. "What about you?"

ASK RED IF HE WANT TO TRAVEL WITH US! WE COULD BE A TEAM!

>>8211087
Red. That cheeky bastard. Wave happily then turn to find some good sandcastle turn, grimacing.

Duh, fish next to him. Show him we're JUST AS GOOD AS HE IS. We have to prove ourselves after losing like that to him!

>>8211247
That'll need a vote.
>>8211277
You have no rod.
But you say your here to catch something before you go.

>>8211308
Again, walk along the beach. Build a SANDCASTLE. When a Krabby walks by, challenge it. Facepalm when we find out that it's level 20.

>>8211247
Yes, travel with Red. Double teaman', curb stompan' swimmers. And find a krabby to suck dry of health.

Yep, ask Red to travel with us.

>>8211326
We could also go swimming for a bit with Jungle Jack. We might run into a tentacool or one of those dopey seal guys.

>>8211326
You wish red luck and continue along the beach.

There is a cliff side to the east and and tide pools to the north. Which do you check?

A faint cawing is heard from the cliffs.

>>8211349
>>8211352
RETCON games. new post coming up.

>>8211387
TIDE POOLS

See if we can borrow Red's Rod for a bit. If you know what I mean.

... The fishing one.

The tidal pools.

>>8211387
Tide pools!

>>8211412
Well crap, and I wanted to check out the tide pools. Oh well.

>>8211387
Cliffs might have Seagulls. Tide pools sounds saver though.

>>8211412
Red don't have to leave so soon, does he? Stompan' krabbies.

>>8211435
We can get Red to go with us and we can both get watery pokemans!

You ask Red if he wants come with you. You say the two of you would be unstoppable and it would be fun. He appears to think it over. "I dunno I kinda figured it'd just be me.... " roll 1d100 plus 10.

rolled 75 = 75

ROLLAN GAMES

rolled 46 = 46

>>8211453

>>8211435
You still can either way this goes. The wailord man ain't gonna be here for a while.

>>8211463
Fuck year 85

>>8211463
Gosh-darned fast anons. Good roll. Tide pools time! Stompan' mudkips?

>>8211463
You egg him on a little and he says "All right. On one condition: We go to cinnabar first." Accept Red's terms?

Y/N

rolled 14 = 14

Tryin' to roll

>>8211502
Sure, okay!

>>8211502
Fuck yes! But we'll need some time to get some water guys!

So the one shitty pokemon quest wasn't enough?

>>8211473
>>8211449
Yay!

>>8211502
"I've always wanted a magmar. Let's do it!"

Sure but we need water pokemon first. lets check out the tidal pools.

we choice Y

Hell yes we'll go, long as we get to catch some water pokemon first. Tidal pools, we go.

>>8211531
>>8211528
>>8211521
>>8211533
"Woo!" You hug Red briefly. "I'mma check around for some water types I'll need them for Blaine." He nods.

"I'll send Dr. Hoo for you when our ride gets here."

In your inventory you have 1 potion, 1 antidote, 5 oran berries 5 pokeballs, and 1 tm 27 return.

>>8211598
Let's go catch us some water pokemon then. TO A TIDAL POOL!!!

The tide pools are deep recesses of water worn rock. Some extend so far you can't see the bottom the biggest is in the back big enough for a car to fit in and very deep. hundreds of smaller varying pools surround it. roll 1d100 + 25.

we go to the tidal pool.

what does tm27 teach?

rolled 50 = 50

>>8211657
C'mon Krabby!

rolled 18 + 25 = 43

>>8211657
rollin'

rolled 80 + 25 = 105

Rollan

>>8211669
>1 tm 27 return.
Return. More power the more the pokemon likes the trainer.

Damnit! We would have got something amazing with the third roll.

>>8211682
A remoraid, aggravated by you disturbing it home pops out and sprays you in the face roll 1d100 again

>>8211749
AWESOME, Octillery learns EVERYTHING awesome. We should catch it.

Weaken it with Absorb.

rolled 40 = 40

>>8211764

rolled 3 = 3

Rollan

>>8211764
Agreed. Catch it!

>>8211749
Don't forget, that's actually a 75. I didn't add the +25 into the roll.

>>8211797
In THAT it's shellder. Re roll that 1d100.

rolled 54 + 25 = 79

rollan.

>>8211866
Easily catching the shellder before it it jet back into it's hole Jack hurls it toward the sand. The shellder clams (LOL) up.

rolled 66 = 66

Rollan 1d100

>>8211896
Excellent. It can't attack us now! Absorb its energy!

Use Absorb.

>your are now battleing Red

>>8211920
>>8211938
Holding his arms wide Jungle Jack approaches the opponent. A thin stream of energy run towards each hand and the shellder shudders. After a few second a blast of water sends it flying towards Jack. 1d100 -10 since Jack has too concentrate on keeping absorb going for longer that a quick drain.

>>8211896
Time for a clam bake. Fetch the sauces!!

>>8211946
Sooooo definitely has an Exeggutor.

rolled 29 + 10 = 39

>>8211986

rolled 50 + 10 = 60

>>8211986
rollin

>>8212019
Okay, I know I put a minus sigh instead of plus, whatever. So the actual result is 19. Crap.

>>8212019
Shellder clamps down on Jack's head and sprays water gun point blank. Jack begins flailing about in a panic.

>>8212035
The script doesn't do subtraction sadly. It just ignores non-numbers and just adds the next number after the XdY to the result.

rolled 13 = 13

>>8212069
POUND!!

>>8212079
Lame.

>>8212079
Huh, that sucks.

Absorb again! We have the advantage! Don't give in Jack, you'll get those hit points back!

So are we planning to kill this Shellder and feed it to Jungle Jack, or capture it?

Try and pound the Shellder off Jacks head.

>>8212118
Jungle jack attempts use an absorb 1d100 -15. need a result over 50.

>>8212168
Defeat it. We're looking for Octillery, or better.

rolled 26 = 26

>>8212188

rolled 76 = 76

>>8212188
Subtract 15.

>>8212215
Oh come on! 11? Fuck it, we are NOT catching this little bastard. I should have stuck with Remoraid.

rolled 42 + 15 = 57

Rollan

>>8212215
Jack catches another point blank Water Gun and fails.

He is however SICK OF THIS SHIT. Lowering his head to the ground puts both feet on the bottom shell and his hands on the top and heaves like a mutha.

His head pops out and he quickly assume a wide four legged stance. He circles the shellder menacingly and croak/hisses at the shellder. Your move guys.

rolled 59 = 59

>>8212285
Overgrow+Stab+Weakness, ABSORB. Better let this be a good roll.

>>8212305
This.

>>8212305
Jungle Jack Leaps at the shellder landing on top of it. It weakly squirms but the wait of Jack and it own physiology keep it down. Treecko eyes glow as it abosrbs the last of it's strength. Shelleder is down and you have 85 percent health left.

pokeball the shellderp.

Catch that bitch.

rolled 58 = 58

>>8212348
Rolling for another encounter. Come on Krabby/Remoraid!

>>8212348
Clam bake time! To the grill!

>>8212374
>>8212366
You throw a pokebal at shellder.
1 shake
2 shake
3 shake
*Click*

Care to name hi-er HER /tg/?

Call the Shellder Chowdah.

>>8212409

Dinner. Name her Dinner. Should put the proper fear into her. >)

rolled 4 = 4

>>8212409
Call it Pink.

>>8212437
>>8212444
>>8212450

Which of the three?

>>8212409
Cloister. Since that is what we aspire for her to become.

>>8212366
we shall call it shellderp.

Chowdah, as it amuses me.

>>8212437
I second Chowder.

>>8212491
>>8212450
>>8212444
>>8212437
I'M rolling a d5 for a random name of these.

>>8212509
>>8212508
Never mind. looks like Chowder is the winner.

>>8212376
You turn around smiling as you clip Chowdah to your belt only to come face to face (Or should I say water to face) WITH FUCKING REMORAID. 1d100 +5 Jack is raring to go!

God damn it! Its Chowdah! Not Chowder. No sense of humor among the lot of you.

rolled 78 + 5 = 83

>>8212557

Pound that mother fucker!

rolled 90 + 5 = 95

Pound!

rolled 97 - 10 = 87

As far as I know, to have minuses in the dice rolling, you have to have the plusses in for the spaces.

If this doesn't work, I'll delete this post, though, to remove confusion.

>>8212588
Ducking under the jet of water Jacky-boy lashes his tail out smacking the remoraid a solid hit. He follows this up with a quick jab. The remoraid goes down it's hole... and ops up in another behind him! Jack barely hears you in time to dodge it. The water streams are way bigger than Chowdah's.

>>8212626
Awesome. Thanks!

(Though, bad timing with the confusing rolls)

rolled 60 = 60

>>8212642
Quick, Absorb! We'll get that other 15% of our HP back in no time.

>>8212648
I ALWAYS take the first roll.

Don't screw around with absorb. Stay agile and just take quick jabs at him.

>>8212662
A very short stream shoots between the two pokemon as remoraid leaps at treecko before landing in another hole. Staying still for a long burst of it isn't going to be an option it looks like.

rolled 95 = 95

>>8212706
Wait for the next pass and Leer at it to throw it off balance.

Pound and dodge. Keep moving.

Try to use dig. Get yourself out of danger for 1 turn.

Extra lulz if they use Safeguard.

>>8212762
>>8212742
Fake lunging at the remoraid to make it retreat Jungle Jack Throws his entire body weight into his tail and strikes behind him. The remoraid slides across the rocky surface, flopping wildly it attempts to go back towards the holes but is a 20 ft away.

What are Johto Pokemon doing in Kanto?

>>8212823
Pokeball, GO! After a prolonged Absorb to make sure it's weak enough and to replenish Jungle's health.

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNDER!

Pound it.

>>8212881
OP said he's mixing up the Pokemon distribution to keep things more interesting.

>>8212881
IN this version pokemon live in areas where it make sense for them too live but are rarer outside of their country. Not all pokemon live everywhere though. (For instance there are no Girafirig in Kanto. And No Piplup in Johto.

>>8212883
Kicking it a back Jack drains it of it's energy. another toss of a pokeball and Bam! The Ball shuts firmly (LOL nat100 on the capture roll).
What is you Remoraid's name? It's a male.

>>8212995
We have used up all our imagination for today. Therefor his name will be Remmy.

>>8212995
Han. He shot first.

>>8212995
QueeQueg

>>8213081
>>8213076
>>8213062
all are good

I'm voting QueQueg. H

Latch, since romorays in real life latch themselves onto sharks.

Plus it sounds like a transformer name.

>>8213062
This. It's cute.

>>8212069
>>8213161
>>8213062

Remi instead. After the great Remi Gaillard!

>>8213183
Never heard of him but I'm okay with that change in spelling.

>>8213205
He's a prankster from France. His videos are hilarious. Just youtube him.

>>8213183
or we could say it's named after Gambit from x-men and NOT be faggots

>>8213183
>>8213161
>>8213205
>>8213062
Remi it is.

You have all your items minus 2 pokeballs
You Have Jungle jack at full health but low pp on his offensive moves. Your other pokemon are in the red.

We'll be taking a break here. Come back on tuesday 4 pm american central. The sun is starting to set. You may have time explore a little more/one more battle.

>>8213183
Remi is also Gambit, who makes things explode, like Octillery will. This is acceptable.

rolled 60 = 60

>>8213277
Awesome, thanks for the ride OP.

>>8213270
>implying naming someone after a comicbook character doesn't make you a faggot

>>8213277

Werd. Rollan.

If you need to contact me use this email.

Usedforfourchan@yahoo.com

I'm going to go eat dinner.

By guys it was fun.

Clearing out my fields. Don't this trip sticking around after this thread.

>>8213277
Awesome. It's been great OP.

Evolve Remi for tentacle... Now we wait..

Also why am I always the fucker who has to archive things?

>>8213836
Because you are a better person than the others.

Saging so this dead thread won't pop back up.