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  • File : 1276323053.gif-(225 KB, 704x396, 1274852754937.gif)
    225 KB Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:10 No.10441997  
    MAID QUEST CONTINUES

    >>10438910

    You are at Disney World. You are fighting a T-Rex. Is this awesome? Y/N
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:12 No.10442035
    Very awesome.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:12 No.10442042
    rolled 2 = 2

    >>10441997
    6
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:12 No.10442044
    >>10441997
    N

    We should be hanging out in a tree with Alicia using subtlety and suaveness to make her love us more, and preparing to get in her pants.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:12 No.10442056
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    >>10441997

    YES
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:12 No.10442058
    NOT WITH THAT LAST ROLL
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:12 No.10442060
    Well I'm okay with having a Nap in the tree with alicia.
    It will be adorable and also cuddly.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:13 No.10442062
    rolled 5 = 5

    why the hell not?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:13 No.10442067
    >>10441997
    I for one did not want to jump once we got on the tree.
    I would rather CHAT with LOLI.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:13 No.10442081
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    >>10441973

    > Your MAGIC attack: 4
    > The T-REX resists with Athletics: 25

    . . . you will need to spend 25 XP to win this contest with a 30. You currently have 100

    Y/N?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:14 No.10442090
    rolled 5 = 5

    >>10441997
    i really wanted to be eating popcorn watching the show

    perhaps some snuggling
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:14 No.10442097
    >>10442067

    we can CHAT with LOLI on the T-REX's BACK afterward.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:14 No.10442106
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>10442081
    naah, we distracted it, back into the tree
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:15 No.10442116
    Oh look, just what /tg/ needs. Another Shitty quest thread.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:15 No.10442119
    Bail out?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:15 No.10442127
    >>10442081
    N
    We rolled crappy, and we're gonna eat the consequences today.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:15 No.10442128
    >>10442081

    YES. What the hell else do we save XP for, anyhow?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:15 No.10442131
    >>10442116

    Thanks but we had our troll xp for the day.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:15 No.10442135
    >>10442116
    yay Troll xp
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:15 No.10442149
    >>10442081
    If we can escape the contest without taking severe injuries, then no, don't spend XP.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:16 No.10442151
    Well if it's to late to not jump, we might as well spend the XP.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:16 No.10442153
    >>10442127

    Does that mean going to hell, AGAIN?

    D:
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:16 No.10442160
    >>10442116

    >capslocks sage

    In the Summer-time/when the weather is high/you can reach right up/ and touch the sky/

    but you got trollin you got trollin you got trollin on yer mind~
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:16 No.10442173
    >>10442081
    Yes, if it keeps us from being eaten. I don't have a vore fetish.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:16 No.10442177
    >>10442081
    Fuck it just run.
    Teleport or go invisible if need be.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:17 No.10442187
    >>10442116
    +5 XP for the first troll of the thread :)

    >>10442149
    You will take 6 Stress and the T-Rex can counterattack if you fail this contest. But if you survive that, yes you can bail out and run for it.

    Or you can spend 5 XP for a 5+ Saving Throw to ABORT ABORT ABORT in mid-flight.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:17 No.10442189
    >>10442081
    YES

    DON'T STOP, CARRY ON
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:17 No.10442199
    rolled 3 = 3

    >>10442187
    abort
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:17 No.10442200
    >>10442081
    Don't burn XP, but -do- run the fuck away.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:17 No.10442205
    >>10442177

    teleport is tres expensive. invisibility is easier.

    Remember, our goal is to get on Sue's neck/back and ride her. liek a bronco.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:18 No.10442209
    >>10442187
    I would vote for ABORT!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:18 No.10442211
    go for abort

    Cunning check to slither away
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:18 No.10442213
    Don't run, keep fighting. The T-Rex mount is too awesome to pass up.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:18 No.10442218
    >>10442187
    ABORT THE PARTY! ABORT THE FOOD! ABORT THE BABIES!
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:18 No.10442230
    Okay I can't seem to get an accurate tally. five minutes for voting.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:18 No.10442231
    >>10442187
    Abort like the 2nd child in china, baby.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:18 No.10442232
    >>10442187
    BURN THAT XP

    It's like saving Megapotions for the inevitable superenemy that rapes you with two attacks, but not even using them against him.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:19 No.10442237
    >>10442187

    yeah, 25XP is steep, let's spend 5 to abort and try again from a different angle.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:19 No.10442243
    Abort! Jumping was a poor idea in the first place.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:19 No.10442244
    >>10442187
    > +5 XP for the first troll of the thread :)
    > Spend 5 XP

    My work here is done.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:19 No.10442247
    >>10442232
    xp is used for things other than roll modifiers, like stat modifiers, which are much more powerful
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:19 No.10442248
    >>10442230
    Abort.
    Think of a different plan.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:19 No.10442250
    >>10442232
    >inevitable superenemy
    This is an optional enemy. We don't have to fight it.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:20 No.10442267
    >>10442248
    abort, leave
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:20 No.10442275
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    >>10442232

    >It's like saving Megapotions for the inevitable superenemy that rapes you with two attacks, but not even using them against him.

    THIS. If it works out, we're spending 35XP to gain a fucking DINO-SUAR MOUNT.

    LET'S HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW FOR 3 DAYS OF QUEST TIME.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:21 No.10442288
    "The magic roll to temporarily paralyse Reginald only works on a 100 on a 1d100."
    "I spend 100XP. Do it."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:21 No.10442296
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    >>10442250

    I BET YOU AVOIDED EMERALD WEAPON TOO, YOU FUCKING RAGING PUSSY
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:22 No.10442303
    >>10442187
    Voting for bailing out.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:22 No.10442309
    >>10442275
    A dinosaur mount doesn't help in the fight against reginald, sadly.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:23 No.10442336
    eh, the idea was to jump on the dino's BACK if it passed close by underneath. abort.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:23 No.10442338
    >>10442275
    >>10442288
    Hey I have an idea.
    What if we use magic
    to turn OURSELVES into a T-rex
    and then use another, smaller set of magic to disguise ourselves as a human.
    Then when Reginald goes to fight us, we stop maintaining the human disguise, and suddenly "KNIFE FIGHT WITH A TREX".
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:23 No.10442345
    Overwhelming vote for abort.

    You are now at 100XP. Someone roll 1d6. 5+ to abort successfully.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:23 No.10442347
    >>10442275
    Seriously. We'll be riding a goddamned dinosaur, and that's pretty fucking important, seeing as how we've capped our maid limit.

    Monsters>Butlers>Maids (upper-tier)>Us>Maids (typical)>Masters (typical)
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:24 No.10442363
    If we don't roll a 5+, let's drop the 3 exp or whatever to succeed.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:24 No.10442364
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>10442345
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:24 No.10442365
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    >>10442309

    >implying we don't have at least one demon who will be eager to pay us a visit by any means possible
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:24 No.10442366
    >>10442338
    Reginald with a knife vs. a T-rex?
    ...
    Dude.
    T-rex is fucked.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:24 No.10442387
    >>10442364
    *golfclap*
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:24 No.10442389
    >>10442364

    FLAWLESS VICTORY
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:24 No.10442390
    >>10442244
    Did you just troll this thread purely for the XP boost?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:24 No.10442397
    >>10442364
    You sir, can i bear your children?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:25 No.10442406
    >>10442364
    Well that's conveient.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:25 No.10442412
    >>10442364
    I imagine this like the protagonist jumping from a tree, getting halfway to the T-rex, then saying "Fuck this shit", turning around in mid-air and flying back up to the tree.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:26 No.10442432
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    >>10442364
    In mid-leap, attempting to get onto the T-Rex's back, you suddenly realize that you mis-timed the jump, and you're flying straight towards it's open mouth.

    You have a flashback of Matthew McConaghey's death in the movie "Reign of Fire."

    Then you feel a sharp tug as someone grabs the back of your neck and pulls you upward. The T-Rex's jaws snap on air.

    "Seriously, what are you, STUPID!?" Alicia shouts. She is in full demon form now, her horns and wings extended. "What did you think you were going to accomplish like that?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:26 No.10442434
    >>10442390

    as if we need to.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:26 No.10442448
    >>10442387
    >>10442389
    >>10442397
    >>10442406
    >>10442412

    You can all bear my children.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:27 No.10442458
    >>10442432
    I thought I was going to accomplish a dinosaur mount, that's what.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:27 No.10442459
    >>10442432
    "Alicia, you do care! That's like the fifth time you've rescued me from my own foolishness!"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:27 No.10442460
    >>10442390
    If we're going to survive the Reginald fight, we're going to need all the XP we can get.

    So yes.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:27 No.10442462
    >>10442432
    You saved me from being eaten!
    ...
    Somebody liiiiiiiikes meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ *tickle Alicia*
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:27 No.10442465
    >>10442412
    I pictured it as him jumping, changing his mind, turning around, catching the branch and then swinging himself around the branch back into his perch
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:27 No.10442470
    >>10442432
    "wow, that's a really short dress..."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:27 No.10442472
    >>10442432

    Produce our Fairbain-Skyes.

    "Jesus, chill, it's only like 10d6 crushing damage a round and I can deal plenty of slashing damage to cut my way out."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:28 No.10442481
    >>10442432
    "I was supposed to get you a new pet."

    Anyone else think we should treat it like we got Alicia a puppy?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:28 No.10442492
    >>10442459
    >>10442462

    HA!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:29 No.10442513
    >>10442462
    >>10442470

    Haha, these.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:29 No.10442524
    >>10442432
    "I may need to marry you, you're the only one who bothers to save me from my own stupidity

    and I don't think that's going to change anytime soon, my stupidity that is."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:30 No.10442544
    >>10442481

    that would be awesome should we actually aqquire it.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:31 No.10442565
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    >>10442432
    "I was going to attack it from the inside, where its flesh is soft and defenseless."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:31 No.10442568
    >>10442550
    You're not Goshu, but cool.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:31 No.10442569
    >>10442550
    >mocaw
    The fuck is this?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:32 No.10442580
    >>10442565

    see

    >>10442472
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:33 No.10442590
    This thread is made of paedophilia.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:33 No.10442602
    >>10442569

    honestly it might be bengin; a mishmash of EVERY suggestion.

    like that panzer quest thread that one anon summed up:

    "So we are camouflaging the tank while driving east and west and surrendering to a river"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:33 No.10442612
    >>10442569
    Given what happened last time, I can only imagine.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:34 No.10442617
    >>10442590
    Fuck yeah, pedophilia! :D
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:34 No.10442622
    >>10442590

    >paedophilia

    >paedo

    wut
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:34 No.10442625
    >>10442590
    And it's not even in full swing yet!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:34 No.10442630
    >>10442590
    We are all perfectly okay with this.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:35 No.10442643
    >>10442590
    Just wait till we get around to the trap.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:35 No.10442647
    >>10442550
    >>10442569
    >>10442568
    -_- Okay, that was bizarre.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:35 No.10442651
    So... has anyone tried to trip the T-Rex yet? Get it to run at us, step to one side, hold out a leg, and let it trip right over onto it's face?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:35 No.10442662
    >>10442590
    >>10442617
    >>10442625
    >>10442643

    I love this so much
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:36 No.10442671
    >>10442647
    >>10442643
    I'm still upset that we don't get to experience any giantess porn in our long list of fetishes.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:36 No.10442676
    "As if I ever know! Thanks though, let's just get out of here."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:36 No.10442677
    We can always ask Walt latter if we can take this troublesome beast off his hands.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:36 No.10442688
    >>10442647

    the hits just keep on comin!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:37 No.10442703
    >>10442671
    If it helps you we could always hire a giantess security guard for the mansion, or you could hope that Goshu has Sam hire a really tall maid.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:37 No.10442708
    >>10442671
    We'd have more luck finding a shroom from alice in wonderland and shrinking ourselves down.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:38 No.10442721
    >>10442703
    Nah, it's Goshu's quest and I'm cool with him running whatever he wants.
    Still, now that we have Remy on our side I bet SOMEONE is going to become mouse-size eventually.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:38 No.10442723
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    >>10442671
    Maybe we can do the giantess porn and the robophilia at the same time. Would be a great use of the alien orb thingy, if you ask me.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:38 No.10442724
    >>10442677
    But we would not have her RESPECT. Granted, there's very few people who respect us (VERY few), but with a dinosaur, it might be a bit more important.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:39 No.10442738
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    >>10442459
    >>10442462
    >>10442470
    "I guess this means we have to get married now?" you say to Alicia, grinning. "I mean, What with me being so stupid and all. . ."

    "SHUT UP!" Alicia sneers at you. "I don't see what you were trying to accomplish, but. . . oh, FORGET IT!"

    "I can see up your skirt from here."

    "Pipe down, we're going back to the hotel room. Seriously, it's like you're TRYING to get yourself killed out here!"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:39 No.10442748
    >>10442708
    Would that even work?
    Fucked if I know.

    >>10442721
    Now that you mention it, that sounds like an exceptionally good way to get killed by Felicia. Unless it is Felicia that becomes mouse-size. At which point what is this I don't even.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:40 No.10442753
    >>10442738
    Distracting Caresses on the way back.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:40 No.10442757
    >>10442723
    we should wank into the alien orb after koyami is done reprogramming it
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:40 No.10442759
    >>10442738
    >"Pipe down, we're going back to the hotel room."

    imokwiththis.jpg
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:40 No.10442764
    >>10442738
    "I was trying to get you the manliest puppy ever, thank you very much."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:40 No.10442765
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    pffft, quit your bitching. There is NO CHANCE I will ever, ever, see my personal fetish in this quest. Pic related.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:40 No.10442766
    >>10442738
    You know how you said you'd kill me if I lied to you?
    Well...

    I am definitely trying to get myself killed out there. ;)
    *trollface*
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:41 No.10442768
    >>10442738
    I... don't think that going back to the hotel room is the correct move to gain relationship points here.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:41 No.10442778
    >>10442738
    "Wouldn't be the first time I've died for you"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:41 No.10442781
    >>10442765
    You are aware that this is going to happen now.
    You have doomed us all.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:41 No.10442782
    >>10442738
    "No. Alicia, as your employer and primary love interest, I order you to set me down so I may continue to fight the dinosaur in unarmed combat!"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:41 No.10442785
    >>10442738
    "...but, I really wanted to get you a pet dinosaur. "
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:42 No.10442795
    >>10442766
    ... Don't confuse Alicia with paradoxes. :(
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:42 No.10442802
    what would it cost to cast a spell that shrinks the T-rex down to the size of a kitten?
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:42 No.10442803
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    All right, here goes. Do you want to go after the dinosaur again, or would you rather abort to the hotel room? vote nao.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:42 No.10442810
    >>10442738
    What's the time?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:43 No.10442821
    >>10442803
    Go to the hotel room, the dinosaur is someone else's problem.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:43 No.10442823
    >>10442803
    Go after the dinosaur.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:43 No.10442826
    >>10442810
    Just after noon. Say, around lunch time.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:43 No.10442828
    >>10442803
    Go back to the room, let's not get any crazier.

    Let's just have a nice, relaxing time for once. Without crazy shit.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:43 No.10442829
    >>10442803
    could you answer this >>10442802
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:43 No.10442831
    rolled 6, 4 = 10

    >>10442803
    Dino. We are getting our/Alicia's new puppy!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:44 No.10442833
    >>10442803
    Eh.. let's go somewhere else. What about that key we got, does it only open that door to old man Walt's?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:44 No.10442834
    >>10442803
    Take down that T-Rex. Optional Boss Fights are mandatory!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:44 No.10442835
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    >>10442781

    I fucking WISH.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:44 No.10442852
    >>10442803
    hotel room, be sure to give alicia a nice kiss for saving you
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:44 No.10442853
    >>10442803
    Have a go at the lizard again.
    We'll eventually have to fight a guy who could decimate a small army single handedly, this would be great practice.
    >> Poisoner 06/12/10(Sat)02:45 No.10442856
    Let's not piss off the demoness any more, k? It is her vacation
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:45 No.10442857
    >>10442803
    On the basis that we are both crazy awesome and badass as all hell, I say we go back and fight the dinosaur with our bear hands!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:45 No.10442860
    Hotel room. Alicia already used up quite a bit of juice
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:45 No.10442861
    I vote hotel
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:45 No.10442862
    >>10442802
    Let's see. . . 3d6 Stress and a 4+ Backlash sound right?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:45 No.10442863
    Abort before we end up in hell again. Or at least find a safe spot to snipe at the much bigger creature.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:45 No.10442864
    Ask Alicia if she would like a puppy.

    If she says yes, go back for the Dinosaur.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:45 No.10442865
    Get the dino, but don't rush in like a tard this time.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:45 No.10442867
    She went full demon to save our asses, last thing we should do is try to get killed again. Let's just do something nice for her.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:45 No.10442868
    >>10442803

    ask Alica to drop us onto the T-Rex's back. Then we can ride it BRONCO STYLE. If we get thrown, well, we can cast invisibility and roll to GTFO. Also, park security should be close by now.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:45 No.10442871
    Hotel on the agreement she changes into the new outfit to let us see, then to MGM.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:46 No.10442874
    >>10442826
    Too early for sexings, dino it is.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:46 No.10442879
    >>10442862
    Not worth it

    Back to the hotel!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:46 No.10442880
    >>10442857

    >bear hands
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:46 No.10442887
    Go back to the hotel guys.

    WE AREN'T INVINCIBLE, DON'T DIE AGAIN!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:46 No.10442889
    ITT: Tards

    This is a harem game, not a jrpg
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:46 No.10442891
    >>10442803
    alicias vacation, she clearly wants nothing to do with the t-rex leave it
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:46 No.10442892
    >>10442862

    that sound remarkably generous, actually.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:46 No.10442895
    >>10442862
    acceptable
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:47 No.10442902
    >>10442803
    Probably hotel.
    But if we can't win a fight barehanded against a T-rex, there's no way we'll win a fight against reginald. :(

    Anyway, please continue trolling Alicia with:
    "You know how you said you'd kill me if I lied to you?
    I am definitely trying to get myself killed out there. ;)"
    For PARADOX of whether Alicia should kill us or not.

    Also
    >Appreciation of pedo
    >Appreciation of giantess
    >Appreciation of chryssalid
    Good fucking god, you guys are perverted. And I love it.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:47 No.10442903
    Hotel.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:47 No.10442914
    hotel for possible sexing
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:47 No.10442921
    >>10442871
    This sounds good. Grab some chow too maybe?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:47 No.10442924
    rolled 4, 6 = 10

    doot doot
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:48 No.10442926
    >>10442862
    Nah.
    A bit too costly and too risky.
    Better just ignore it ... for now.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:48 No.10442932
    >>10442803
    Have an other go at the dino.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:49 No.10442949
    Voting ends now. Tallying votes.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:49 No.10442954
    rolled 6, 6 = 12

    If we go after the dino, let's do it via the bucking bronco approach. Otherwise we're trying to, you know, fight a fucking t-rex.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:50 No.10442961
    Hey, question.
    If alicia carries us, would we be able to kill the dino from out of its range with magic missiles?

    And if it's 3d6 to shrink a Dinosaur, could this be potentially used on self / other maids or to grow Remy?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:50 No.10442975
    >>10442961
    >Grow Remmy
    For some reason I don't think an elephant sized rat would be sanitary to keep around the house.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:51 No.10442982
    >>10442975
    It would be amusing in the very least to see Felicia running from Remy.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:52 No.10443001
    >>10442975
    >elephant sized rat
    Felicia would either be utterly terrified or have a catgasm.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:52 No.10443010
    > Overwhelmingly in favor of going back to the hotel.

    "All right, fine," you say. "Let's go back."

    By taking some less-used air routes, you manage to make it back to your hotel without anyone noticing. Alicia sets you down on the balcony and retracts her wings and horns.

    "Seriously, trying to tame a dinosaur like that. . . what were you thinking?" she mutters. "I thought that you were going to get eaten there for a minute."

    "I would have been fine," you claim. "I had it all under control. It's only 10d6 crushing damage, and I can cut my way out easily."

    "You're a jerk, you're a fool, and I HATE you!" Alicia snaps. "It's stuff like this that gets you killed all the time!"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:52 No.10443019
    >>10442975

    but just fucking imagine the power of his HYPER FANG
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:52 No.10443021
    >catgasm
    Imokaywiththis.jpg
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:53 No.10443036
    >>10443010
    "O rly?"
    Fondle her while giving her the biggest trollface.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:53 No.10443038
    >"You're a jerk, you're a fool, and I HATE you!" Alicia snaps. "It's stuff like this that gets you killed all the time!"
    So fucking tsundere.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:54 No.10443045
    >>10443010
    silence her with a kiss

    "glad to know you care"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:54 No.10443047
    >>10443010
    "Actually it only got me killed once so far, the other one was you."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:54 No.10443048
    >>10443036
    better confirm that.

    >I HATE you!
    "O rly?"
    Fondle her while giving her the biggest trollface.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:54 No.10443057
    >>10443045
    Gonna go with this.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:55 No.10443072
    >>10443010
    "If I cant fight or talk it out, then what will I do?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:55 No.10443073
    >>10443036
    Because fondling her is the right plan here. Way to go sport. Lets find a way to figure out who this anon is and do the opposite of what they suggest.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:55 No.10443074
    >>10443010

    "No, actually, that'd be my stubborn insistence on not abandoning the people I've promised to look after."

    Stalk into our room and SLAM the fucking door.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:55 No.10443082
    >>10443036
    Voting no on this.

    >>10443010
    "That why I need you there to be sane when I'm being crazy. And when you're being stupid I'll be there to set you straight."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:55 No.10443083
    >>10443045
    sounds adequate
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:56 No.10443086
    >>10443010
    Grow very, very quiet.

    Mumble an excuse and go grab a strong drink from the minifridge.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:56 No.10443087
    >>10443036
    >>10443045
    >>10443048
    >>10443038

    >"You're a jerk, you're a fool, and I HATE you!" Alicia snaps. "It's stuff like this that gets you killed all the time!"

    "Oh really?" you smirk.

    "Yeah, really! I oughta. . ."

    You silence her by kissing her. Alicia freezes in shock for a moment. . . then she suddenly draws back her hand and slaps you. HARD.

    > 2 Stress from BITCHSLAP damage.

    "You ASSHOLE!" Alicia screams. "FUCK YOU!"

    And with that, she spreads her wings again and flies off.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:56 No.10443090
    >>10443073
    Silence, peasant! fondling the maids is the way to solve every problem.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:56 No.10443100
    "But you always save me, and I can depend on that."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:56 No.10443105
    >>10443087
    ... Wow. Nice job, assholes.
    >> Harmless 06/12/10(Sat)02:56 No.10443106
    >>10443045
    this
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:57 No.10443110
    >>10443087
    >Accepting even a part of >>10443036
    NO! UNDO! UNDO! BAD GOSHUJIN-SAMA! BAD!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:57 No.10443111
    >>10443074
    >>10443086

    A combination of these. Mini fridge, drink, then retire to our room for a half hour.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:57 No.10443113
    >>10443090
    And then this happens.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:57 No.10443116
    >>10443087
    ...
    :|
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:57 No.10443120
    >>10443087
    Aargh, should've voted faster! That was a laughably bad idea!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:57 No.10443124
    >>10443087
    use magic to keep tabs on her
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:58 No.10443134
    I cast sense extraplanar being...
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:58 No.10443146
    What the fuck are you doing? The only reason that kiss would have worked is with the "It's good to know you care." Putting it with the "Oh really" was the STUPIDEST thing you could have done!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:58 No.10443148
    >>10443087

    This all raises an interesting question about our character- do we even KNOW why we insisted on saving her instead of letting her be KILL BY DEMONS? It wasn't just a desire to fuck her, we get enough fucking with a fraction of the trouble as-is.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)02:59 No.10443152
    >>10443124
    >>10443134
    From what you can sense, Alicia is flying off towards the Magic Kingdom. Probably towards Cinderella's Castle.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:59 No.10443156
    Don't let her escape unmagic wings mid-flight!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:59 No.10443157
    >>10443087
    Well, now that she's not here to pester us, let's go tame a Dinosaur!

    "Hi Reg, Sam, Kat. I lost Alicia at disneyland, but I brought back a dinosaur! Have you guys seen Felicia anywhere? I need to talk to her about our new chef."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:59 No.10443162
    >>10443087
    >I HATE you!

    Guess now she really does.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)02:59 No.10443164
    >>10443148
    ... Because we love her and want to see her redeemed?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:00 No.10443177
    >>10443152
    Let her go.
    We're in disneyland.
    Enjoy Disneyland!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:00 No.10443180
    >>10443152
    How much backlash for spontaneous retcon?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:00 No.10443185
    Go to castle
    relive our first experience in hell for emotional value
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:00 No.10443190
    >>10443157
    Since we fucked up we might as well go do this.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:00 No.10443193
    SHIIIT

    ALTER REALITY: 5 SECOND JUMP BACK
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:00 No.10443194
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    I still think >>10443082
    would've been much better. Maybe we could still use it by way of apology.

    Also, I like to imagine Alicia like pic related.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:00 No.10443196
    rolled 3, 6 = 9

    >>10443152

    Let her perch on a spire and pay the Gargoyle for a while. I say we meet Remy and bake a cake.

    ROLLING TO BAKE A CAKE
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:00 No.10443200
    >>10443152
    Well then, that's that done.
    Grab Remy and head back to the mansion.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:01 No.10443216
    >>10443162
    Hete is better than apathy though, even this is progress.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:01 No.10443221
    >>10443196
    Rolling a cake is an auto-success.
    It's a piece of cake to bake one.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:02 No.10443231
    >>10443216
    No. No, it is not. She hated us before we tried to get her to like us. It's a step backwards.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:02 No.10443232
    >>10443216
    >progress
    More like back to square one.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:02 No.10443235
    >>10443152
    cook up a meal of alicias favorite food

    teleport to her with it after giving her a bit of time
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:02 No.10443239
    ... ooooor she absolutely loathes the fact that she cares for us and can't really deal with it. Take yer bitchslappin's like a man.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:02 No.10443240
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    >>10443180
    Actually, no Retcon. And for those of you who are freaking out over this. . . remember Alicia's personality. Remember what she is. Remember how these stories tend to go.

    So. WHAT DO NAO?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:02 No.10443242
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    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:03 No.10443262
    >>10443240
    Let her cool off. Stay back and find a suitable apology for her when she gets back.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:03 No.10443263
    >>10443240
    oh wait, go straight to cinderellas castle, must prevent suicide
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:03 No.10443267
    I vote we cease trying to psycho-analyze our maid and do something productive to chill out. We've been to hell three times now, this is a vacation for us as well as her.

    BESIDES, THAT FUCKING RAT IS PROBABLY SNICKERING HIS ASS OFF IN THE NEXT ROOM
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:03 No.10443274
    >>10443240
    Run to castle, like in the movies
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:04 No.10443278
    >>10443240
    Well, apparently we have to follow her.

    I mean, how more romantic can it get than Cinderella's castle.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:04 No.10443279
    >>10443240
    Grab Remy and go home, obviously.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:04 No.10443281
    >>10443240
    Get pissed at you for listening to the one guy who suggested "Oh really" twice, while everyone else was saying it was a poor idea and not to do it.

    Apart from that, magic up some flight and go after her. A big "I'm sorry," needs to be said.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:04 No.10443285
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    >>10443242
    Hey, this is new.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:04 No.10443289
    >>10443263

    >suicide

    >into the hands of her enemies

    haha, unlikely.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:04 No.10443292
    >>10443263
    Kat's the suicidal not Alicia.
    Let her cool off and think of a way to make it up to her.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:05 No.10443295
    >>10443281
    Go fuck yourself, we didn't even DO anything to be sorry about!
    Let's go hang out with Remy instead. He's a pretty cool bro. Does Remy like rollercoasters?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:05 No.10443306
    >>10443240
    Actually, here's a thought.

    Let's just leave her alone for now.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:05 No.10443307
    >>10443285

    we were drooling over fucking CHYRSSALIDS earlier. This is smalltime.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:05 No.10443308
    >>10443289
    >implying a demoness wouldn't know how to make it final
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:05 No.10443315
    All right, vote time. Go after Alicia, hang out with Remy, or go home?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:05 No.10443316
    >>10443292
    Oh hey, Kat.
    Let's telephone Reginald and tell him of how our trip's going. Tell him we might be coming home early.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:05 No.10443317
    >>10443292
    if she has emotional sparks inside, dude...
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:06 No.10443325
    >>10443295
    >>10443306

    THIS. I like the bake a cake idea, have something ready for when she gets back, but taking the Rat on a Rollercoaster is smartass win.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:06 No.10443332
    >>10443315
    Go after her.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:06 No.10443334
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    >>10443231
    >>10443232

    Psh, couples fight all the time. It's a thing you just have to deal with, and when you find a way past it, the relationship gets stronger. Also, make-up sex.

    >>10443240
    Let's go on a scouting mission to look for her. Contact Old Lich Walt for coordinates. It's his fucking park, he knows what just happened.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:06 No.10443335
    >>10443315
    Alicia. Anyone who wants to just hang out with Remy is just a summerfag new here since Washington schools got out today.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:06 No.10443336
    >>10443315
    Go after Alicia
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:06 No.10443337
    >>10443315
    go after alicia
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:06 No.10443340
    >>10443315

    Hang with Remy. Give the tsunadre some goddamn room.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:07 No.10443345
    >>10443315
    after alicia
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:07 No.10443348
    >>10443315
    Let's go hang out with remy, bake a cake like someone suggested for when she gets back.
    I dunno. We might as well get Remy up to at least (FRIENDLY) while Alicia's derping around.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:07 No.10443352
    >>10443317
    Meh, her philactery is safe so she'd just respawn.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:07 No.10443357
    >>10443285
    New character portrait for Kat?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:08 No.10443362
    >>10443332
    >>10443336
    >>10443337
    >>10443345
    I'm not sure this is a good idea. Maybe she just wants to be alone for a while to deal with her emotions?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:08 No.10443371
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    >>10443335


    FFFFUUUUCK YOU boi, I was here for the first damn thread; so I actually like a main character who trolls and has some balls unlike all the care-bears who want to kiss maid ass all night. Grow a pair, goddamn.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:09 No.10443381
    >>10443362
    the only way tsunderes progress is by forcing a confrontation with their emotions
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:09 No.10443382
    >>10443362
    nah we fucked up
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:09 No.10443389
    Why do you guys insist on continuing to troll Alicia? I thought we learned from the CODE NABAKOV incident that the way into her heart is to troll WITH her. There will be plenty of time to troll her mercilessly after she's accepted that she loves us.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:09 No.10443390
    HANG WITH DA RAT
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:09 No.10443392
    >>10443315
    Leave her alone for a bit.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:09 No.10443397
    Give her a little room to cool off and then go look for her. Tsundere's need a little time to sit and brood afterall.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:09 No.10443399
    > Voting over. Overwhelmingly towards going after Alicia.

    "Fuck," you sigh. Taking a deep breath, you cast FLY on yourself and go after her. She's got a good lead on you, but you can definitely tell where she's headed.

    When you find her, she's sitting on top of Cinderella's castle with her arms crossed, looking away from you at the Matterhorn in the distance. As you land on the roof next to her, she sighs and rubs her forehead.

    "What now?" she sighs.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:10 No.10443406
    >>10443389

    not running after her like a whipped puppy is not trolling.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:10 No.10443407
    Jesus, guys, we have to go after her and see what's up. We can give her as long as it takes for us to find her but we have to apologize for our (obviously) idiotic moves.

    Staying in the room is a coward's move.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:10 No.10443408
    >>10443371
    >implying there isn't a good time for trolling, and an entirely different time for emotional support.
    U mad?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:10 No.10443409
    >>10443371
    What?
    We're being pretty generous with Alicia.
    We're giving her lots of attention and affection.
    About the only thing we're NOT doing is deliberately avoiding anything that upsets her, 'cause that's just how we (t)roll. I approve entirely.

    I'm not sure it's a good idea to chase her, but I hope it's the right thing to do. I think she needs some space at the moment, though.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:10 No.10443425
    >>10443399
    >>10443082
    Something along this line. But less her being stupid, and more us being HURR DURR!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:11 No.10443432
    >>10443399
    "Need some time alone, Alicia?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:11 No.10443435
    >>10443381
    Basically this. Go after her. Dramatic climax!
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:11 No.10443446
    >Overwhelmingly towards going after Alicia.

    fucking fail
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:11 No.10443447
    >>10443399

    "well, we can go have fun, the day isn't over yet. Maybe we should go use magic to make horny couples screw in the roller coasters?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:11 No.10443452
    >>10443399
    Whatever you do, don't apologise.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:13 No.10443473
    "I get it, you dont want me dead but Im not exactly great alive either"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:13 No.10443476
    >>10443399

    "If you hate me so damn much, why don't you just leave? Why stay my maid? Why put up with it? Hell, why come here with me in the first pl- ah, fuck it. I saved you from hell. I looked after my maid. There's... not much more I can do."

    Then turn and FLY away.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:13 No.10443478
    >>10443447
    For the love of the Emprah, not this.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:13 No.10443480
    >>10443452
    ... WHY NOT?!

    Apologize.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:13 No.10443487
    >>10443432
    "No," Alicia mutters. "I DON'T need alone time. I need you to take better care of yourself, dammit. When this. . . when all this goes back to Katherine, she's going to remember what she feels for you. And you can't be an asshole to her like you were today."

    "That why I need you there to be sane when I'm being crazy," you say, sitting next to her. "To stop me from doing stupid things like. . ."

    "And what if I'm not there?" Alicia interrupts you. "Do you really think I'll stay and hang around once this. . . thing. . . is out of me?" She turns and gives you a cold, stern stare. "Remember. . . your contract over me is done. You have no way to order me to stay. What the hell makes you think I'd want to stay at all? I. . . the real me. . . might just decide to kill you for the hell of it."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:13 No.10443489
    >>10443362
    If we let her think to herself long enough to be logical, she will logic herself away from us. We have to keep her unbalanced and emotional.

    People who are in favor of staying, what do you think would happen if you give her "space"?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:13 No.10443490
    "I want you to know something..." Pause for effect.

    "I love you."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:13 No.10443492
    >>10443399
    "I do love you you know, you're always there when I need you.

    Hell even when you actively wanted me dead you were there when I needed you."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:13 No.10443494
    >>10443445
    Sorry about WHAT?
    We kissed her and said "hehe you love me"
    You're meant to be sorry when you kiss someone and point out that they have the hots for you?
    For fuck's sake.
    Internal emotional conflict is HER problem, not ours. We have NOTHING to be sorry about, since it's her own conflicting feelings upsetting her. Not us.
    We've done nothing but give Alicia attention and affection since we arrived. About the only bad thing we've done was troll the everloving hell out of her, but like FUCK are we gonna be sorry for trolling.

    There is nothing to apologise for, so do not apologise.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:14 No.10443500
    >>10443476

    not this. No way, ask her if she wants some time alone.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:14 No.10443503
    >>10443408

    dude, I re-iterate- NOT running after her like a whipped puppy does not equate trolling.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:14 No.10443515
    >>10443476
    So, we chased her to tell her to fuck off. Good idea Chief.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:15 No.10443523
    >>10443487
    We just know she won't.
    It's a gut feeling.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:15 No.10443527
    >>10443487
    "Then i'll just have to trust that you won't."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:15 No.10443530
    >>10443487
    >I. . . the real me. . . might just decide to kill you for the hell of it."

    Lay our guard down completely.
    "What's stopping you?"
    Wait for inevitable tsundere breakdown.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:15 No.10443540
    >>10443487
    "The real you has only been back for a few days, now that you got your soul back"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:16 No.10443552
    >>10443490
    >>10443492
    ... But the Protagonist doesn't love Alicia, does he?
    He likes her, yes. But I don't think he loves her >.>
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:16 No.10443558
    >>10443487
    "And if you still think that after all this is over, I'd probably deserve it. These past few days have been the happiest of my life, and looking back I probably have you to thank for all of it. You may not love me after this, but I sure as hell will love you."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:16 No.10443562
    >>10443552
    You must be new here.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:17 No.10443570
    >>10443487

    "That's...admittedly a concern."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:17 No.10443574
    >>10443558
    As one of the sayIloveyou-fags from a few posts up, I like the way this is worded.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:17 No.10443575
    >>10443530
    > "What's stopping you?"

    "The fact that right now, I happen to feel love for you. It's not mine, but it's still here," Alicia says, putting a hand over your chest. "The real me wants to tear your balls off right now. . . but Katherine's borrowed emotions are still keeping it back." Alicia leans in close to you, her eyes narrow and stern. "Do you really want to find out what happens when you meet Lady Asmoday face to face?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:17 No.10443578
    >>10443552
    Psh, then we lie, at least some of part of the gestalt mind that makes up anon think we love her..
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:18 No.10443583
    >>10443558
    Something like this.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:18 No.10443584
    >>10443487

    Smile a odd little knowing smile.

    "I saved you from that stupid self-sacrifice bullshit so you'd have a life. Leaving the mansion to live it would be the point."

    Shrug.

    "I've died twice, I've got frequent flier miles now."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:18 No.10443586
    >>10443527
    >"Then i'll just have to trust that you won't."

    No.

    "Then I'll just have the trust that you don't".
    "No external force is stopping you from killing me right now."
    "The only thing stopping you right now is You."
    "You know that Locket you gave me to give to Kat?"
    (Lie) "Reginald gave it to Kat 35 minutes ago."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:18 No.10443588
    >>10443487

    Well, if you don't want to stay I think I've failed miserably, doubly so if you end up wanting to kill me.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:18 No.10443590
    >>10443575
    "Yes"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:19 No.10443600
    >>10443575
    "Last time I met her, I gave her a job, a home and all the benefits my wealth could muster"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:19 No.10443604
    >>10443575
    I think I remember something like that from a few days ago...what was it again...
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:19 No.10443605
    all right, I'm gonna step back for a bit and see if the hivemind can get a consensus.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:19 No.10443607
    >>10443575
    >"Do you really want to find out what happens when you meet Lady Asmoday face to face?"
    Kiss her briefly.
    Lean back and smile.
    "Yes."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:19 No.10443613
    >>10443575

    "Been there, done that, bitch. Or should I tear THIS citadel out from under your ass as well to remind you?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:20 No.10443617
    >>10443600
    This is pretty good.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:20 No.10443620
    >>10443607
    No, remember last time?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:20 No.10443621
    >>10443575

    This >>10443558
    now plox.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:20 No.10443627
    >>10443575
    "What kind of man would I be if i couldn't meet a real woman face to face?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:20 No.10443630
    >>10443607
    no, go fuck yourself
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:20 No.10443633
    >>10443575
    "Hopefully it will be different after I tell you this.

    Alicia, I love you.

    I don't care if you really do hate me, and anything nice you've done is because of Kat's love. I love YOU, and want only the best for you."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:21 No.10443646
    >>10443575
    what like the last time? incase you for got I won.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:21 No.10443650
    >>10443575

    We have to face the truth eventually, and that means facing who you really are. If you want to rip my balls off though, I'm not going to make it easy.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:21 No.10443653
    >>10443600
    >>10443604
    >>10443613

    These.

    >>10443590
    >>10443607

    NIEN NIEN NIEN
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:21 No.10443655
    There is consensus.

    Hivemind Loev Alicia.
    Hivemind want to meet Lady Asmoday.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:22 No.10443661
    >>10443487
    Gentlemen, do we drop our trump card?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:22 No.10443663
    I thought Kat's emotions were contained within the locket now, not you? I seem to remember you saying that in hell...
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:22 No.10443664
    I would reccommend holding off the "I love you" until after the next response so we can gauge her a little better.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:22 No.10443669
    >>10443653
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:22 No.10443670
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    You guys think this is the right time for Alicia to tell her how she became Lady Asmoday? Because I really want to fucking know, and we can probably use that info to our advantage.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:22 No.10443671
    >>10443653
    Lolwut?
    Yes, we want to meet the Real alicia.
    That's who we're meeting right fucking now, you stooge.
    The love in the locket? That disappeared from her when she put it there.
    Love is real now. ;)
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:23 No.10443686
    >>10443575
    "You just saw my leap from a tree onto a T-rex and you're still making threats? Lady, I am 12 kinds of crazy and too dumb to be scared of you."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:23 No.10443690
    >>10443670
    Probably not, let her process one emotional breakdown at a time. But good idea, we'll do that later.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:23 No.10443692
    >>10443655
    > I agree. I'm not sure how you say it, (Renegade or Paragon, lol) but you basically decide that you will meet Lady Asmoday.

    Alicia nods to you, slowly. "Come downstairs," she says. "Cinderella's Bedroom."

    She turns, steps off the roof, and then glides through the window into the castle.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:24 No.10443697
    >>10443692
    follow her of course
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:24 No.10443698
    gonna be honest, last time we met was a pretty bitching adventure in hell, a place I'm getting more used to than I should.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:24 No.10443700
    >>10443692
    ... You idiots, you've doomed us all.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:24 No.10443704
    >>10443600
    >>10443613
    These.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:25 No.10443708
    >>10443686
    Heh, that's the protagonist all right. He'd love to meet and cuddle Lady Asmoday. Btw, what's with the one dude demanding we apologise for kissing, and also not kiss alicia? Does he just not like Alicia or something?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:25 No.10443709
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    >>10443515

    You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make'em fuck you. Or something like that. At some point they've got to make a move. And it doesn't hurt to remind Alica that we had motives beyond just HURR GONNA FUCK YA at work; we have a certain loyalty to our maids. Remember the battle to the death with the giant squid?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:25 No.10443712
    >>10443692
    ohshiohshiohshiohshi
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:25 No.10443717
    Yep, we're fucked (and not in a good way)
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:25 No.10443722
    gogogogo
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:25 No.10443726
    >>10443700
    It is a good day to die.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:26 No.10443740
    >>10443692
    There is a time to troll her by letting her run off while we go derp about and do other things.
    However, that time is NOT now.
    Follow Alicia.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:26 No.10443747
    >>10443686

    I really like this line.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:27 No.10443750
    >>10443726
    On the bright side, she is a demoness of lust. She might just fuck us to death. Check mark GET
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:27 No.10443753
    new thread time? This one appears to be auto-saging
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:27 No.10443754
    >>10443686
    This has good balance, nice work anon.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:27 No.10443759
    It's all FINAL DESTINATION from here on

    winner takes all
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:27 No.10443765
    >>10443692

    Enter Cinderella's bedroom with Assgun drawn, Fairban-Skyes ready, and DOOMGUY'S alert and wary expression on.

    We take this shit seriously, yo.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:27 No.10443766
    >>10443700
    Pffffff... what's the worst that could happen, death?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:28 No.10443777
    >>10443765
    do not do this,

    instead follow her, trust her
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:28 No.10443778
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    >>10443692
    I have no regrets.
    This is the only path.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:28 No.10443785
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    As you glide through the window into Cinderella's Castle, you see Alicia walking up from closing the door, putting the "Closed to Visitors" sign on the door handle.

    She walks past you, wordlessly, then sits down on the bed and closes her eyes. "Goodbye," she says, softly.

    There is a flash of light, and an explosion of brimstone. . . and then Alicia, the loli girl, is gone. In her place is Lady Asmoday, the Demon Queen of Lust, in all her resplendent glory.

    Pic related.

    Lady Asmoday stretches out her tired limbs and yawns languorously. "Well," she purrs. "It has been a long time, hasn't it?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:29 No.10443800
    >>10443765
    We go unarmed, and dressed in our usual attire.

    We're facing each other as our true selves.
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:30 No.10443802
    This is the part where we roll to avoid shitting our pants isn't it?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:30 No.10443808
    >>10443785

    "... it's been like, a week, at best?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:30 No.10443809
    >>10443785
    *Smile*
    "Not that long."

    (Seriously, that was like a week ago maybe?)
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:30 No.10443811
    >>10443785
    Smile.

    "It has, hasn't it? And still, you remain as lovely as ever."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:30 No.10443812
    >>10443785
    "So, what happens with alicia?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:31 No.10443819
    >>10443785
    "So what's different?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:31 No.10443826
    >>10443785

    While you are probably the most sexy thing I've seen in the last 5 days (and that's saying a lot). Can we get to the part where you decide whether to rip my heart out or not?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:31 No.10443829
    >>10443811
    This.
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:31 No.10443832
    >>10443817 new thread
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:31 No.10443837
    >>10443785
    "So you changed your looks. I should be shiting myself becaulse?"
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:32 No.10443851
    >>10443785

    "Right-o, this mysterious demon shape-changing is fascinating and all, but not really fucking explain yourself."
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:33 No.10443867
    "Indeed it has. Though I do hope that you're not a perceived self-identity instead of a true personality. That would be most droll."
    >> Goshujin-Sama !6uAFIV1ifw 06/12/10(Sat)03:33 No.10443889
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    >>10443817
    New thread
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:34 No.10443903
    I have to be honest. I'm a little confused on what's going on. I thought Alicia didn't have the power to get back to this adult demon form, and that Kat's love for us has been out of her since we went to the ruin's of the tower in hell. So this whole loli-adult transformation is, what? Like, some delusion she's come up with because she can't handle caring about us?
    >> Anonymous 06/12/10(Sat)03:39 No.10444016
    >>10443778
    Now if only this was available in 1280x1024 or 1600x1200.



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