Very awesome.

rolled 2 = 2

>>10441997
6

>>10441997
N

We should be hanging out in a tree with Alicia using subtlety and suaveness to make her love us more, and preparing to get in her pants.

>>10441997

YES

NOT WITH THAT LAST ROLL

Well I'm okay with having a Nap in the tree with alicia.
It will be adorable and also cuddly.

rolled 5 = 5

why the hell not?

>>10441997
I for one did not want to jump once we got on the tree.
I would rather CHAT with LOLI.

>>10441973

> Your MAGIC attack: 4
> The T-REX resists with Athletics: 25

. . . you will need to spend 25 XP to win this contest with a 30. You currently have 100

Y/N?

rolled 5 = 5

>>10441997
i really wanted to be eating popcorn watching the show

perhaps some snuggling

>>10442067

we can CHAT with LOLI on the T-REX's BACK afterward.

rolled 3 = 3

>>10442081
naah, we distracted it, back into the tree

Oh look, just what /tg/ needs. Another Shitty quest thread.

Bail out?

>>10442081
N
We rolled crappy, and we're gonna eat the consequences today.

>>10442081

YES. What the hell else do we save XP for, anyhow?

>>10442116

Thanks but we had our troll xp for the day.

>>10442116
yay Troll xp

>>10442081
If we can escape the contest without taking severe injuries, then no, don't spend XP.

Well if it's to late to not jump, we might as well spend the XP.

>>10442127

Does that mean going to hell, AGAIN?

D:

>>10442116

>capslocks sage

In the Summer-time/when the weather is high/you can reach right up/ and touch the sky/

but you got trollin you got trollin you got trollin on yer mind~

>>10442081
Yes, if it keeps us from being eaten. I don't have a vore fetish.

>>10442081
Fuck it just run.
Teleport or go invisible if need be.

>>10442116
+5 XP for the first troll of the thread :)

>>10442149
You will take 6 Stress and the T-Rex can counterattack if you fail this contest. But if you survive that, yes you can bail out and run for it.

Or you can spend 5 XP for a 5+ Saving Throw to ABORT ABORT ABORT in mid-flight.

>>10442081
YES

DON'T STOP, CARRY ON

rolled 3 = 3

>>10442187
abort

>>10442081
Don't burn XP, but -do- run the fuck away.

>>10442177

teleport is tres expensive. invisibility is easier.

Remember, our goal is to get on Sue's neck/back and ride her. liek a bronco.

>>10442187
I would vote for ABORT!

go for abort

Cunning check to slither away

Don't run, keep fighting. The T-Rex mount is too awesome to pass up.

>>10442187
ABORT THE PARTY! ABORT THE FOOD! ABORT THE BABIES!

Okay I can't seem to get an accurate tally. five minutes for voting.

>>10442187
Abort like the 2nd child in china, baby.

>>10442187
BURN THAT XP

It's like saving Megapotions for the inevitable superenemy that rapes you with two attacks, but not even using them against him.

>>10442187

yeah, 25XP is steep, let's spend 5 to abort and try again from a different angle.

Abort! Jumping was a poor idea in the first place.

>>10442187
> +5 XP for the first troll of the thread :)
> Spend 5 XP

My work here is done.

>>10442232
xp is used for things other than roll modifiers, like stat modifiers, which are much more powerful

>>10442230
Abort.
Think of a different plan.

>>10442232
>inevitable superenemy
This is an optional enemy. We don't have to fight it.

>>10442248
abort, leave

>>10442232

>It's like saving Megapotions for the inevitable superenemy that rapes you with two attacks, but not even using them against him.

THIS. If it works out, we're spending 35XP to gain a fucking DINO-SUAR MOUNT.

LET'S HAVE SOMETHING TO SHOW FOR 3 DAYS OF QUEST TIME.

"The magic roll to temporarily paralyse Reginald only works on a 100 on a 1d100."
"I spend 100XP. Do it."

>>10442250

I BET YOU AVOIDED EMERALD WEAPON TOO, YOU FUCKING RAGING PUSSY

>>10442187
Voting for bailing out.

>>10442275
A dinosaur mount doesn't help in the fight against reginald, sadly.

eh, the idea was to jump on the dino's BACK if it passed close by underneath. abort.

>>10442275
>>10442288
Hey I have an idea.
What if we use magic
to turn OURSELVES into a T-rex
and then use another, smaller set of magic to disguise ourselves as a human.
Then when Reginald goes to fight us, we stop maintaining the human disguise, and suddenly "KNIFE FIGHT WITH A TREX".

Overwhelming vote for abort.

You are now at 100XP. Someone roll 1d6. 5+ to abort successfully.

>>10442275
Seriously. We'll be riding a goddamned dinosaur, and that's pretty fucking important, seeing as how we've capped our maid limit.

Monsters>Butlers>Maids (upper-tier)>Us>Maids (typical)>Masters (typical)

If we don't roll a 5+, let's drop the 3 exp or whatever to succeed.

rolled 6 = 6

>>10442345

>>10442309

>implying we don't have at least one demon who will be eager to pay us a visit by any means possible

>>10442338
Reginald with a knife vs. a T-rex?
...
Dude.
T-rex is fucked.

>>10442364
*golfclap*

>>10442364

FLAWLESS VICTORY

>>10442244
Did you just troll this thread purely for the XP boost?

>>10442364
You sir, can i bear your children?

>>10442364
Well that's conveient.

>>10442364
I imagine this like the protagonist jumping from a tree, getting halfway to the T-rex, then saying "Fuck this shit", turning around in mid-air and flying back up to the tree.

>>10442364
In mid-leap, attempting to get onto the T-Rex's back, you suddenly realize that you mis-timed the jump, and you're flying straight towards it's open mouth.

You have a flashback of Matthew McConaghey's death in the movie "Reign of Fire."

Then you feel a sharp tug as someone grabs the back of your neck and pulls you upward. The T-Rex's jaws snap on air.

"Seriously, what are you, STUPID!?" Alicia shouts. She is in full demon form now, her horns and wings extended. "What did you think you were going to accomplish like that?"

>>10442390

as if we need to.

>>10442387
>>10442389
>>10442397
>>10442406
>>10442412

You can all bear my children.

>>10442432
I thought I was going to accomplish a dinosaur mount, that's what.

>>10442432
"Alicia, you do care! That's like the fifth time you've rescued me from my own foolishness!"

>>10442390
If we're going to survive the Reginald fight, we're going to need all the XP we can get.

So yes.

>>10442432
You saved me from being eaten!
...
Somebody liiiiiiiikes meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~ *tickle Alicia*

>>10442412
I pictured it as him jumping, changing his mind, turning around, catching the branch and then swinging himself around the branch back into his perch

>>10442432
"wow, that's a really short dress..."

>>10442432

Produce our Fairbain-Skyes.

"Jesus, chill, it's only like 10d6 crushing damage a round and I can deal plenty of slashing damage to cut my way out."

>>10442432
"I was supposed to get you a new pet."

Anyone else think we should treat it like we got Alicia a puppy?

>>10442459
>>10442462

HA!

>>10442462
>>10442470

Haha, these.

>>10442432
"I may need to marry you, you're the only one who bothers to save me from my own stupidity

and I don't think that's going to change anytime soon, my stupidity that is."

>>10442481

that would be awesome should we actually aqquire it.

>>10442432
"I was going to attack it from the inside, where its flesh is soft and defenseless."

>>10442550
You're not Goshu, but cool.

>>10442550
>mocaw
The fuck is this?

>>10442565

see

>>10442472

This thread is made of paedophilia.

>>10442569

honestly it might be bengin; a mishmash of EVERY suggestion.

like that panzer quest thread that one anon summed up:

"So we are camouflaging the tank while driving east and west and surrendering to a river"

>>10442569
Given what happened last time, I can only imagine.

>>10442590
Fuck yeah, pedophilia! :D

>>10442590

>paedophilia

>paedo

wut

>>10442590
And it's not even in full swing yet!

>>10442590
We are all perfectly okay with this.

>>10442590
Just wait till we get around to the trap.

>>10442550
>>10442569
>>10442568
-_- Okay, that was bizarre.

So... has anyone tried to trip the T-Rex yet? Get it to run at us, step to one side, hold out a leg, and let it trip right over onto it's face?

>>10442590
>>10442617
>>10442625
>>10442643

I love this so much

>>10442647
>>10442643
I'm still upset that we don't get to experience any giantess porn in our long list of fetishes.

"As if I ever know! Thanks though, let's just get out of here."

We can always ask Walt latter if we can take this troublesome beast off his hands.

>>10442647

the hits just keep on comin!

>>10442671
If it helps you we could always hire a giantess security guard for the mansion, or you could hope that Goshu has Sam hire a really tall maid.

>>10442671
We'd have more luck finding a shroom from alice in wonderland and shrinking ourselves down.

>>10442703
Nah, it's Goshu's quest and I'm cool with him running whatever he wants.
Still, now that we have Remy on our side I bet SOMEONE is going to become mouse-size eventually.

>>10442671
Maybe we can do the giantess porn and the robophilia at the same time. Would be a great use of the alien orb thingy, if you ask me.

>>10442677
But we would not have her RESPECT. Granted, there's very few people who respect us (VERY few), but with a dinosaur, it might be a bit more important.

>>10442459
>>10442462
>>10442470
"I guess this means we have to get married now?" you say to Alicia, grinning. "I mean, What with me being so stupid and all. . ."

"SHUT UP!" Alicia sneers at you. "I don't see what you were trying to accomplish, but. . . oh, FORGET IT!"

"I can see up your skirt from here."

"Pipe down, we're going back to the hotel room. Seriously, it's like you're TRYING to get yourself killed out here!"

>>10442708
Would that even work?
Fucked if I know.

>>10442721
Now that you mention it, that sounds like an exceptionally good way to get killed by Felicia. Unless it is Felicia that becomes mouse-size. At which point what is this I don't even.

>>10442738
Distracting Caresses on the way back.

>>10442723
we should wank into the alien orb after koyami is done reprogramming it

>>10442738
>"Pipe down, we're going back to the hotel room."

imokwiththis.jpg

>>10442738
"I was trying to get you the manliest puppy ever, thank you very much."

pffft, quit your bitching. There is NO CHANCE I will ever, ever, see my personal fetish in this quest. Pic related.

>>10442738
You know how you said you'd kill me if I lied to you?
Well...

I am definitely trying to get myself killed out there. ;)
*trollface*

>>10442738
I... don't think that going back to the hotel room is the correct move to gain relationship points here.

>>10442738
"Wouldn't be the first time I've died for you"

>>10442765
You are aware that this is going to happen now.
You have doomed us all.

>>10442738
"No. Alicia, as your employer and primary love interest, I order you to set me down so I may continue to fight the dinosaur in unarmed combat!"

>>10442738
"...but, I really wanted to get you a pet dinosaur. "

>>10442766
... Don't confuse Alicia with paradoxes. :(

what would it cost to cast a spell that shrinks the T-rex down to the size of a kitten?

All right, here goes. Do you want to go after the dinosaur again, or would you rather abort to the hotel room? vote nao.

>>10442738
What's the time?

>>10442803
Go to the hotel room, the dinosaur is someone else's problem.

>>10442803
Go after the dinosaur.

>>10442810
Just after noon. Say, around lunch time.

>>10442803
Go back to the room, let's not get any crazier.

Let's just have a nice, relaxing time for once. Without crazy shit.

>>10442803
could you answer this >>10442802

rolled 6, 4 = 10

>>10442803
Dino. We are getting our/Alicia's new puppy!

>>10442803
Eh.. let's go somewhere else. What about that key we got, does it only open that door to old man Walt's?

>>10442803
Take down that T-Rex. Optional Boss Fights are mandatory!

>>10442781

I fucking WISH.

>>10442803
hotel room, be sure to give alicia a nice kiss for saving you

>>10442803
Have a go at the lizard again.
We'll eventually have to fight a guy who could decimate a small army single handedly, this would be great practice.

Let's not piss off the demoness any more, k? It is her vacation

>>10442803
On the basis that we are both crazy awesome and badass as all hell, I say we go back and fight the dinosaur with our bear hands!

Hotel room. Alicia already used up quite a bit of juice

I vote hotel

>>10442802
Let's see. . . 3d6 Stress and a 4+ Backlash sound right?

Abort before we end up in hell again. Or at least find a safe spot to snipe at the much bigger creature.

Ask Alicia if she would like a puppy.

If she says yes, go back for the Dinosaur.

Get the dino, but don't rush in like a tard this time.

She went full demon to save our asses, last thing we should do is try to get killed again. Let's just do something nice for her.

>>10442803

ask Alica to drop us onto the T-Rex's back. Then we can ride it BRONCO STYLE. If we get thrown, well, we can cast invisibility and roll to GTFO. Also, park security should be close by now.

Hotel on the agreement she changes into the new outfit to let us see, then to MGM.

>>10442826
Too early for sexings, dino it is.

>>10442862
Not worth it

Back to the hotel!

>>10442857

>bear hands

Go back to the hotel guys.

WE AREN'T INVINCIBLE, DON'T DIE AGAIN!

ITT: Tards

This is a harem game, not a jrpg

>>10442803
alicias vacation, she clearly wants nothing to do with the t-rex leave it

>>10442862

that sound remarkably generous, actually.

>>10442862
acceptable

>>10442803
Probably hotel.
But if we can't win a fight barehanded against a T-rex, there's no way we'll win a fight against reginald. :(

Anyway, please continue trolling Alicia with:
"You know how you said you'd kill me if I lied to you?
I am definitely trying to get myself killed out there. ;)"
For PARADOX of whether Alicia should kill us or not.

Also
>Appreciation of pedo
>Appreciation of giantess
>Appreciation of chryssalid
Good fucking god, you guys are perverted. And I love it.

Hotel.

hotel for possible sexing

>>10442871
This sounds good. Grab some chow too maybe?

rolled 4, 6 = 10

doot doot

>>10442862
Nah.
A bit too costly and too risky.
Better just ignore it ... for now.

>>10442803
Have an other go at the dino.

Voting ends now. Tallying votes.

rolled 6, 6 = 12

If we go after the dino, let's do it via the bucking bronco approach. Otherwise we're trying to, you know, fight a fucking t-rex.

Hey, question.
If alicia carries us, would we be able to kill the dino from out of its range with magic missiles?

And if it's 3d6 to shrink a Dinosaur, could this be potentially used on self / other maids or to grow Remy?

>>10442961
>Grow Remmy
For some reason I don't think an elephant sized rat would be sanitary to keep around the house.

>>10442975
It would be amusing in the very least to see Felicia running from Remy.

>>10442975
>elephant sized rat
Felicia would either be utterly terrified or have a catgasm.

> Overwhelmingly in favor of going back to the hotel.

"All right, fine," you say. "Let's go back."

By taking some less-used air routes, you manage to make it back to your hotel without anyone noticing. Alicia sets you down on the balcony and retracts her wings and horns.

"Seriously, trying to tame a dinosaur like that. . . what were you thinking?" she mutters. "I thought that you were going to get eaten there for a minute."

"I would have been fine," you claim. "I had it all under control. It's only 10d6 crushing damage, and I can cut my way out easily."

"You're a jerk, you're a fool, and I HATE you!" Alicia snaps. "It's stuff like this that gets you killed all the time!"

>>10442975

but just fucking imagine the power of his HYPER FANG

>catgasm
Imokaywiththis.jpg

>>10443010
"O rly?"
Fondle her while giving her the biggest trollface.

>"You're a jerk, you're a fool, and I HATE you!" Alicia snaps. "It's stuff like this that gets you killed all the time!"
So fucking tsundere.

>>10443010
silence her with a kiss

"glad to know you care"

>>10443010
"Actually it only got me killed once so far, the other one was you."

>>10443036
better confirm that.

>I HATE you!
"O rly?"
Fondle her while giving her the biggest trollface.

>>10443045
Gonna go with this.

>>10443010
"If I cant fight or talk it out, then what will I do?"

>>10443036
Because fondling her is the right plan here. Way to go sport. Lets find a way to figure out who this anon is and do the opposite of what they suggest.

>>10443010

"No, actually, that'd be my stubborn insistence on not abandoning the people I've promised to look after."

Stalk into our room and SLAM the fucking door.

>>10443036
Voting no on this.

>>10443010
"That why I need you there to be sane when I'm being crazy. And when you're being stupid I'll be there to set you straight."

>>10443045
sounds adequate

>>10443010
Grow very, very quiet.

Mumble an excuse and go grab a strong drink from the minifridge.

>>10443036
>>10443045
>>10443048
>>10443038

>"You're a jerk, you're a fool, and I HATE you!" Alicia snaps. "It's stuff like this that gets you killed all the time!"

"Oh really?" you smirk.

"Yeah, really! I oughta. . ."

You silence her by kissing her. Alicia freezes in shock for a moment. . . then she suddenly draws back her hand and slaps you. HARD.

> 2 Stress from BITCHSLAP damage.

"You ASSHOLE!" Alicia screams. "FUCK YOU!"

And with that, she spreads her wings again and flies off.

>>10443073
Silence, peasant! fondling the maids is the way to solve every problem.

"But you always save me, and I can depend on that."

>>10443087
... Wow. Nice job, assholes.

>>10443045
this

>>10443087
>Accepting even a part of >>10443036
NO! UNDO! UNDO! BAD GOSHUJIN-SAMA! BAD!

>>10443074
>>10443086

A combination of these. Mini fridge, drink, then retire to our room for a half hour.

>>10443090
And then this happens.

>>10443087
...
:|

>>10443087
Aargh, should've voted faster! That was a laughably bad idea!

>>10443087
use magic to keep tabs on her

I cast sense extraplanar being...

What the fuck are you doing? The only reason that kiss would have worked is with the "It's good to know you care." Putting it with the "Oh really" was the STUPIDEST thing you could have done!

>>10443087

This all raises an interesting question about our character- do we even KNOW why we insisted on saving her instead of letting her be KILL BY DEMONS? It wasn't just a desire to fuck her, we get enough fucking with a fraction of the trouble as-is.

>>10443124
>>10443134
From what you can sense, Alicia is flying off towards the Magic Kingdom. Probably towards Cinderella's Castle.

Don't let her escape unmagic wings mid-flight!

>>10443087
Well, now that she's not here to pester us, let's go tame a Dinosaur!

"Hi Reg, Sam, Kat. I lost Alicia at disneyland, but I brought back a dinosaur! Have you guys seen Felicia anywhere? I need to talk to her about our new chef."

>>10443087
>I HATE you!

Guess now she really does.

>>10443148
... Because we love her and want to see her redeemed?

>>10443152
Let her go.
We're in disneyland.
Enjoy Disneyland!

>>10443152
How much backlash for spontaneous retcon?

Go to castle
relive our first experience in hell for emotional value

>>10443157
Since we fucked up we might as well go do this.

SHIIIT

ALTER REALITY: 5 SECOND JUMP BACK

I still think >>10443082
would've been much better. Maybe we could still use it by way of apology.

Also, I like to imagine Alicia like pic related.

rolled 3, 6 = 9

>>10443152

Let her perch on a spire and pay the Gargoyle for a while. I say we meet Remy and bake a cake.

ROLLING TO BAKE A CAKE

>>10443152
Well then, that's that done.
Grab Remy and head back to the mansion.

>>10443162
Hete is better than apathy though, even this is progress.

>>10443196
Rolling a cake is an auto-success.
It's a piece of cake to bake one.

>>10443216
No. No, it is not. She hated us before we tried to get her to like us. It's a step backwards.

>>10443216
>progress
More like back to square one.

>>10443152
cook up a meal of alicias favorite food

teleport to her with it after giving her a bit of time

... ooooor she absolutely loathes the fact that she cares for us and can't really deal with it. Take yer bitchslappin's like a man.

>>10443180
Actually, no Retcon. And for those of you who are freaking out over this. . . remember Alicia's personality. Remember what she is. Remember how these stories tend to go.

So. WHAT DO NAO?

>>10443240
Let her cool off. Stay back and find a suitable apology for her when she gets back.

>>10443240
oh wait, go straight to cinderellas castle, must prevent suicide

I vote we cease trying to psycho-analyze our maid and do something productive to chill out. We've been to hell three times now, this is a vacation for us as well as her.

BESIDES, THAT FUCKING RAT IS PROBABLY SNICKERING HIS ASS OFF IN THE NEXT ROOM

>>10443240
Run to castle, like in the movies

>>10443240
Well, apparently we have to follow her.

I mean, how more romantic can it get than Cinderella's castle.

>>10443240
Grab Remy and go home, obviously.

>>10443240
Get pissed at you for listening to the one guy who suggested "Oh really" twice, while everyone else was saying it was a poor idea and not to do it.

Apart from that, magic up some flight and go after her. A big "I'm sorry," needs to be said.

>>10443242
Hey, this is new.

>>10443263

>suicide

>into the hands of her enemies

haha, unlikely.

>>10443263
Kat's the suicidal not Alicia.
Let her cool off and think of a way to make it up to her.

>>10443281
Go fuck yourself, we didn't even DO anything to be sorry about!
Let's go hang out with Remy instead. He's a pretty cool bro. Does Remy like rollercoasters?

>>10443240
Actually, here's a thought.

Let's just leave her alone for now.

>>10443285

we were drooling over fucking CHYRSSALIDS earlier. This is smalltime.

>>10443289
>implying a demoness wouldn't know how to make it final

All right, vote time. Go after Alicia, hang out with Remy, or go home?

>>10443292
Oh hey, Kat.
Let's telephone Reginald and tell him of how our trip's going. Tell him we might be coming home early.

>>10443292
if she has emotional sparks inside, dude...

>>10443295
>>10443306

THIS. I like the bake a cake idea, have something ready for when she gets back, but taking the Rat on a Rollercoaster is smartass win.

>>10443315
Go after her.

>>10443231
>>10443232

Psh, couples fight all the time. It's a thing you just have to deal with, and when you find a way past it, the relationship gets stronger. Also, make-up sex.

>>10443240
Let's go on a scouting mission to look for her. Contact Old Lich Walt for coordinates. It's his fucking park, he knows what just happened.

>>10443315
Alicia. Anyone who wants to just hang out with Remy is just a summerfag new here since Washington schools got out today.

>>10443315
Go after Alicia

>>10443315
go after alicia

>>10443315

Hang with Remy. Give the tsunadre some goddamn room.

>>10443315
after alicia

>>10443315
Let's go hang out with remy, bake a cake like someone suggested for when she gets back.
I dunno. We might as well get Remy up to at least (FRIENDLY) while Alicia's derping around.

>>10443317
Meh, her philactery is safe so she'd just respawn.

>>10443285
New character portrait for Kat?

>>10443332
>>10443336
>>10443337
>>10443345
I'm not sure this is a good idea. Maybe she just wants to be alone for a while to deal with her emotions?

>>10443335


FFFFUUUUCK YOU boi, I was here for the first damn thread; so I actually like a main character who trolls and has some balls unlike all the care-bears who want to kiss maid ass all night. Grow a pair, goddamn.

>>10443362
the only way tsunderes progress is by forcing a confrontation with their emotions

>>10443362
nah we fucked up

Why do you guys insist on continuing to troll Alicia? I thought we learned from the CODE NABAKOV incident that the way into her heart is to troll WITH her. There will be plenty of time to troll her mercilessly after she's accepted that she loves us.

HANG WITH DA RAT

>>10443315
Leave her alone for a bit.

Give her a little room to cool off and then go look for her. Tsundere's need a little time to sit and brood afterall.

> Voting over. Overwhelmingly towards going after Alicia.

"Fuck," you sigh. Taking a deep breath, you cast FLY on yourself and go after her. She's got a good lead on you, but you can definitely tell where she's headed.

When you find her, she's sitting on top of Cinderella's castle with her arms crossed, looking away from you at the Matterhorn in the distance. As you land on the roof next to her, she sighs and rubs her forehead.

"What now?" she sighs.

>>10443389

not running after her like a whipped puppy is not trolling.

Jesus, guys, we have to go after her and see what's up. We can give her as long as it takes for us to find her but we have to apologize for our (obviously) idiotic moves.

Staying in the room is a coward's move.

>>10443371
>implying there isn't a good time for trolling, and an entirely different time for emotional support.
U mad?

>>10443371
What?
We're being pretty generous with Alicia.
We're giving her lots of attention and affection.
About the only thing we're NOT doing is deliberately avoiding anything that upsets her, 'cause that's just how we (t)roll. I approve entirely.

I'm not sure it's a good idea to chase her, but I hope it's the right thing to do. I think she needs some space at the moment, though.

>>10443399
>>10443082
Something along this line. But less her being stupid, and more us being HURR DURR!

>>10443399
"Need some time alone, Alicia?"

>>10443381
Basically this. Go after her. Dramatic climax!

>Overwhelmingly towards going after Alicia.

fucking fail

>>10443399

"well, we can go have fun, the day isn't over yet. Maybe we should go use magic to make horny couples screw in the roller coasters?"

>>10443399
Whatever you do, don't apologise.

"I get it, you dont want me dead but Im not exactly great alive either"

>>10443399

"If you hate me so damn much, why don't you just leave? Why stay my maid? Why put up with it? Hell, why come here with me in the first pl- ah, fuck it. I saved you from hell. I looked after my maid. There's... not much more I can do."

Then turn and FLY away.

>>10443447
For the love of the Emprah, not this.

>>10443452
... WHY NOT?!

Apologize.

>>10443432
"No," Alicia mutters. "I DON'T need alone time. I need you to take better care of yourself, dammit. When this. . . when all this goes back to Katherine, she's going to remember what she feels for you. And you can't be an asshole to her like you were today."

"That why I need you there to be sane when I'm being crazy," you say, sitting next to her. "To stop me from doing stupid things like. . ."

"And what if I'm not there?" Alicia interrupts you. "Do you really think I'll stay and hang around once this. . . thing. . . is out of me?" She turns and gives you a cold, stern stare. "Remember. . . your contract over me is done. You have no way to order me to stay. What the hell makes you think I'd want to stay at all? I. . . the real me. . . might just decide to kill you for the hell of it."

>>10443362
If we let her think to herself long enough to be logical, she will logic herself away from us. We have to keep her unbalanced and emotional.

People who are in favor of staying, what do you think would happen if you give her "space"?

"I want you to know something..." Pause for effect.

"I love you."

>>10443399
"I do love you you know, you're always there when I need you.

Hell even when you actively wanted me dead you were there when I needed you."

>>10443445
Sorry about WHAT?
We kissed her and said "hehe you love me"
You're meant to be sorry when you kiss someone and point out that they have the hots for you?
For fuck's sake.
Internal emotional conflict is HER problem, not ours. We have NOTHING to be sorry about, since it's her own conflicting feelings upsetting her. Not us.
We've done nothing but give Alicia attention and affection since we arrived. About the only bad thing we've done was troll the everloving hell out of her, but like FUCK are we gonna be sorry for trolling.

There is nothing to apologise for, so do not apologise.

>>10443476

not this. No way, ask her if she wants some time alone.

>>10443408

dude, I re-iterate- NOT running after her like a whipped puppy does not equate trolling.

>>10443476
So, we chased her to tell her to fuck off. Good idea Chief.

>>10443487
We just know she won't.
It's a gut feeling.

>>10443487
"Then i'll just have to trust that you won't."

>>10443487
>I. . . the real me. . . might just decide to kill you for the hell of it."

Lay our guard down completely.
"What's stopping you?"
Wait for inevitable tsundere breakdown.

>>10443487
"The real you has only been back for a few days, now that you got your soul back"

>>10443490
>>10443492
... But the Protagonist doesn't love Alicia, does he?
He likes her, yes. But I don't think he loves her >.>

>>10443487
"And if you still think that after all this is over, I'd probably deserve it. These past few days have been the happiest of my life, and looking back I probably have you to thank for all of it. You may not love me after this, but I sure as hell will love you."

>>10443552
You must be new here.

>>10443487

"That's...admittedly a concern."

>>10443558
As one of the sayIloveyou-fags from a few posts up, I like the way this is worded.

>>10443530
> "What's stopping you?"

"The fact that right now, I happen to feel love for you. It's not mine, but it's still here," Alicia says, putting a hand over your chest. "The real me wants to tear your balls off right now. . . but Katherine's borrowed emotions are still keeping it back." Alicia leans in close to you, her eyes narrow and stern. "Do you really want to find out what happens when you meet Lady Asmoday face to face?"

>>10443552
Psh, then we lie, at least some of part of the gestalt mind that makes up anon think we love her..

>>10443558
Something like this.

>>10443487

Smile a odd little knowing smile.

"I saved you from that stupid self-sacrifice bullshit so you'd have a life. Leaving the mansion to live it would be the point."

Shrug.

"I've died twice, I've got frequent flier miles now."

>>10443527
>"Then i'll just have to trust that you won't."

No.

"Then I'll just have the trust that you don't".
"No external force is stopping you from killing me right now."
"The only thing stopping you right now is You."
"You know that Locket you gave me to give to Kat?"
(Lie) "Reginald gave it to Kat 35 minutes ago."

>>10443487

Well, if you don't want to stay I think I've failed miserably, doubly so if you end up wanting to kill me.

>>10443575
"Yes"

>>10443575
"Last time I met her, I gave her a job, a home and all the benefits my wealth could muster"

>>10443575
I think I remember something like that from a few days ago...what was it again...

all right, I'm gonna step back for a bit and see if the hivemind can get a consensus.

>>10443575
>"Do you really want to find out what happens when you meet Lady Asmoday face to face?"
Kiss her briefly.
Lean back and smile.
"Yes."

>>10443575

"Been there, done that, bitch. Or should I tear THIS citadel out from under your ass as well to remind you?"

>>10443600
This is pretty good.

>>10443607
No, remember last time?

>>10443575

This >>10443558
now plox.

>>10443575
"What kind of man would I be if i couldn't meet a real woman face to face?"

>>10443607
no, go fuck yourself

>>10443575
"Hopefully it will be different after I tell you this.

Alicia, I love you.

I don't care if you really do hate me, and anything nice you've done is because of Kat's love. I love YOU, and want only the best for you."

>>10443575
what like the last time? incase you for got I won.

>>10443575

We have to face the truth eventually, and that means facing who you really are. If you want to rip my balls off though, I'm not going to make it easy.

>>10443600
>>10443604
>>10443613

These.

>>10443590
>>10443607

NIEN NIEN NIEN

There is consensus.

Hivemind Loev Alicia.
Hivemind want to meet Lady Asmoday.

>>10443487
Gentlemen, do we drop our trump card?

I thought Kat's emotions were contained within the locket now, not you? I seem to remember you saying that in hell...

I would reccommend holding off the "I love you" until after the next response so we can gauge her a little better.

>>10443653

You guys think this is the right time for Alicia to tell her how she became Lady Asmoday? Because I really want to fucking know, and we can probably use that info to our advantage.

>>10443653
Lolwut?
Yes, we want to meet the Real alicia.
That's who we're meeting right fucking now, you stooge.
The love in the locket? That disappeared from her when she put it there.
Love is real now. ;)

>>10443575
"You just saw my leap from a tree onto a T-rex and you're still making threats? Lady, I am 12 kinds of crazy and too dumb to be scared of you."

>>10443670
Probably not, let her process one emotional breakdown at a time. But good idea, we'll do that later.

>>10443655
> I agree. I'm not sure how you say it, (Renegade or Paragon, lol) but you basically decide that you will meet Lady Asmoday.

Alicia nods to you, slowly. "Come downstairs," she says. "Cinderella's Bedroom."

She turns, steps off the roof, and then glides through the window into the castle.

>>10443692
follow her of course

gonna be honest, last time we met was a pretty bitching adventure in hell, a place I'm getting more used to than I should.

>>10443692
... You idiots, you've doomed us all.

>>10443600
>>10443613
These.

>>10443686
Heh, that's the protagonist all right. He'd love to meet and cuddle Lady Asmoday. Btw, what's with the one dude demanding we apologise for kissing, and also not kiss alicia? Does he just not like Alicia or something?

>>10443515

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make'em fuck you. Or something like that. At some point they've got to make a move. And it doesn't hurt to remind Alica that we had motives beyond just HURR GONNA FUCK YA at work; we have a certain loyalty to our maids. Remember the battle to the death with the giant squid?

>>10443692
ohshiohshiohshiohshi

Yep, we're fucked (and not in a good way)

gogogogo

>>10443700
It is a good day to die.

>>10443692
There is a time to troll her by letting her run off while we go derp about and do other things.
However, that time is NOT now.
Follow Alicia.

>>10443686

I really like this line.

>>10443726
On the bright side, she is a demoness of lust. She might just fuck us to death. Check mark GET

new thread time? This one appears to be auto-saging

>>10443686
This has good balance, nice work anon.

It's all FINAL DESTINATION from here on

winner takes all

>>10443692

Enter Cinderella's bedroom with Assgun drawn, Fairban-Skyes ready, and DOOMGUY'S alert and wary expression on.

We take this shit seriously, yo.

>>10443700
Pffffff... what's the worst that could happen, death?

>>10443765
do not do this,

instead follow her, trust her

>>10443692
I have no regrets.
This is the only path.

As you glide through the window into Cinderella's Castle, you see Alicia walking up from closing the door, putting the "Closed to Visitors" sign on the door handle.

She walks past you, wordlessly, then sits down on the bed and closes her eyes. "Goodbye," she says, softly.

There is a flash of light, and an explosion of brimstone. . . and then Alicia, the loli girl, is gone. In her place is Lady Asmoday, the Demon Queen of Lust, in all her resplendent glory.

Pic related.

Lady Asmoday stretches out her tired limbs and yawns languorously. "Well," she purrs. "It has been a long time, hasn't it?"

>>10443765
We go unarmed, and dressed in our usual attire.

We're facing each other as our true selves.

This is the part where we roll to avoid shitting our pants isn't it?

>>10443785

"... it's been like, a week, at best?"

>>10443785
*Smile*
"Not that long."

(Seriously, that was like a week ago maybe?)

>>10443785
Smile.

"It has, hasn't it? And still, you remain as lovely as ever."

>>10443785
"So, what happens with alicia?"

>>10443785
"So what's different?"

>>10443785

While you are probably the most sexy thing I've seen in the last 5 days (and that's saying a lot). Can we get to the part where you decide whether to rip my heart out or not?

>>10443811
This.

>>10443817 new thread

>>10443785
"So you changed your looks. I should be shiting myself becaulse?"

>>10443785

"Right-o, this mysterious demon shape-changing is fascinating and all, but not really fucking explain yourself."

"Indeed it has. Though I do hope that you're not a perceived self-identity instead of a true personality. That would be most droll."

>>10443817
New thread

I have to be honest. I'm a little confused on what's going on. I thought Alicia didn't have the power to get back to this adult demon form, and that Kat's love for us has been out of her since we went to the ruin's of the tower in hell. So this whole loli-adult transformation is, what? Like, some delusion she's come up with because she can't handle caring about us?

>>10443778
Now if only this was available in 1280x1024 or 1600x1200.