raep maid

Explain to Alica the various aspects of the park and go to the one she is most excited/interested in first.

>>10331618
Let's go to the Zoo. Start off light.

I think we're on thread XXXV actually.

>>10331618

Alicia's choice.

>>10331638
This. We're here for her so we do what she wants. As simple as that.

Fuck this shit gets annoying.

I don't even hate quests, quite the contrary. But this is shit and you should feel bad.

While she might look like a child she is really several hundred years old. That said, I'm not sure if she would care much about EPCOT. Hollywood and Magic Kingdom might interest. I think she'll like the beaches, waterparks, parks, and fair (yeah there's like ferris wheels and shit too) more.

Ask her what she wants to do.

>>10331638

this.

>>10331676
yeah let her pick. be sure to feed her liberal amounts of delicious cotton candy and snow cones.

>>10331635
>>10331679

keep trolling! We get XP for it! :D

>>10331681
>>10331676
>>10331666
>>10331638

"Well, Alicia," you ask, over breakfast. "Now that we're here, what do you want to do?"

Alicia pauses and considers. "Actually, I can't think of anything," she admits, as she sips at her orange juice. The restaurant you're at is a fairly nice one, and you can see various families in varying levels of tourist kitsch sitting down for the most important meal of the day before heading out to a long day of spending too much money at a corporately manufactured paradise. Alicia doesn't seem to notice much as she picks up a strip of bacon and munches on it. "You were the one who was ranting about this place and told me we had to come, you decide."

"I just want to make sure you're having a good time."

"I'm spending time away from those annoying fools back at the house, of course I'm having a good time," Alicia claims.

SO MUCH FAGGOTRY

>>10331742

Well then. Roller coaster? ROLLER COASTER!

>>10331679
>HERP DERP I NOT UNDERSTAND HOW HIDE THREAD

I vote for animal kingdom.

>>10331742

MAGIC KEEEEEENGDOOOM IT IS, BITCHES.

>>10331742
WELL THEN.

She had a catgirl, she apparently likes animals. Zoo, then Magic Kingdom for the evening. After the evening is over have dinner at one of the nice spots near the MK and watch the nightly fireworks display together.

After that we will see what's going down before deciding next.

>>10331742

>pic

HNNNNNNNNGGGG

>>10331759

THIS. Fuck the magic kingdom, beeline for wherever has the ROLLER COASTER.

>>10331742
"So, do you like Rollarcoasters?"

>>10331782
Sounds like a good plan. My votes for this.

>>10331742
ROLLER COASTER(S) & THEN THE GODDAMNED ZOO.

You know Goshujin-Sama, we get a lot less trolls when you just don't tittle the threads. They don't seem to notice it's a quest and just ignore it.

>>10331803
Zoo, then the rollercoasters.

>>10331782
Oh, shit, I forgot about the roller coasters. Amusement park fro the morning/mid-day and then MK in the evening with dinner and fireworks and all as mentioned before.

>>10331803
FUCK THIS.

GO WITH >>10331782

rolled 86 = 86

Film a scat video with mickey mouse.

get express tickets for the rides so we can skip those fucking 20 minute lineups.

>>10331848
SECOND we don't want Alica to be bored.

>>10331819
>>10331782

>attempting to put moves on the demon chick

I love you, /tg/.

There's rollercoasters at Hollywood, Magic Kingdom, and Animal Kingdom.

Take dis bitch on Tower of Terror first though. Hollywood.

I know this because I am an expert.

>>10331810

This has occurred to me.

-----
"All right, then," you say. "In that case, I'm taking you on a ROLLER COASTER."

"What's a Roller Coaster?" Alicia wonders.

"What's a. . . you mean you've never been on a ROLLER COASTER? We're fixing that right now! GARCON!" you shout at the waiter. "Tell me which of your parks has the ROLLER COASER."

"Roller. . . Many of our parks have rides," says the young man in the starched white suit. "I mean, there's Space Mountain, the Twilight Zone Tower of. . ."

"Fuck that shit, just tell me where to find the ROLLER COASTER," you repeat.

". . . Magic Kingdom," the waiter says. "Here, I'll draw you a map."

-----
And so you wind up at the entrance to the theme park, staring at the huge lines of people trying to get into the damn place. "Oh, fuck," you groan.

"What's the matter?" Alicia asks.

"I forgot about this part. The problem with Disneyland. . . is that EVERYONE comes here. Sometimes the lines can last for fucking hours," you moan.

"And this is supposed to be fun for you?" Alicia smirks, raising an eyebrow. "You spent this much money to come to this ridiculous place and stand in line for hours?"

"Shut up," you pout.

>>10331894

Express tickets.

We're fucking RICH! SCREW THE LINES I HAVE MONEY.

>>10331913
This. We are rich so the RIDICULOUS EXPENDITURE should be no problem and it will speed up our activities.

>>10331913
>>10331923
These gentlemen understand Disneyland perfectly.

>>10331923
We are not all that rich yet.
We still do not have our inheritance yet.

>>10331894

One of the best games I've ever played was an IN NOMINE game set in Disney World, with the goal being, "bring me the frozen head of Walt Disney."

Though we can't go getting frozen heads, I say we sneak into the underground tunnels under Disney World and go nuts.

>>10331894
i suppose we could just grease the security guard's palms to let us in the secret side entrance that's disguised as a rock...

>>10331848
Gah YES! We have obscene amounts of money, so let's use'em!

Guys, you can't buy fastpasses. They give them to you for free at kiosks.

Either way, let's get the loli a lolly.

Or some ice cream.

>>10331939
Well we could but they already have a way that you can pay money to get to the rides without waiting....

>>10331618
Animal Kingdom is best, I'm speaking from experience.

FastPass. Disney gives NO SHITS about "Express Tickets", having been there recently.

Also, if in Magic Kingdom and heading to Tommorrowland, try to find PUSH the trash can. Just because.

>>10331937
but we have had sex with three maids...

>>10331913
>>10331923
"Hang on a minute, I've got an idea," you say, smirking.

"What's that?" Alicia asks.

"I'm rich. Standing in line is for poor people." You pull out your cell phone and make a quick phone call.

-----
A few minutes you're inside the park, and looking down at the pass the guy gave you. "It's black and embossed in gold," you marvel.

". . . did they really have to give it to us in a velvet-lined box?" Alicia wonders.

>>10331950
You can, actually. You go up to the guy who has a fastpass for the next ride and say "Look, you can sell me that for X dollars and stand in line again or I could offer this large amount of money to another person. I dislike waiting."

>>10332008
Screw the lines, we have money!

>>10331988
most rides have two lines the fast and the slow excuse me for forgetting what you need to get in the fast line.

>>10332012
...That works too.

>>10332012
I was thinking of a more official way, but I suppose that works.

Also, Push: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0JY0UZe5jc

ROLLERCOASTERAN
HOUSE OF HORRORAN
LOLI SCARAN
MAID QUESTAN

>>10332008

>". . . did they really have to give it to us in a velvet-lined box?" Alicia wonders.

I like your writing, sir.

Problem: "You Must Be This Tall To Ride" rides. Is our loli tall enough?

Maid quest?! Fuuuuck, I was gonna sleep tonight!

can we fight cryogenic Wald Disney in the labyrinth beneath the parks yet?

> Since it seemed that the first thing people wanted to do was to go on a roller coaster. . .

"All right," you say. "First thing we're going to do is head over to Tomorrowland."

"Tomorrowland?"

"It's. . . it's a Disney thing. Each of their theme parks is divided up into these sections with a different theme. Tomorrowland is themed towards. . . well, the future."

"Huh," Alicia mutters. She pats down her sundress. "All right, lead the way."

The two of you head down the kitschy Norman Rockwell style Main Street USA to the ridiculous zeerust future of Tomorrowland. "Now," you say. "This is one of the most popular rides in the park. So much so that they have a fast-pass system. You put your ticket into this machine, and they give you a pass for one hour from now so you can get on the ride."

"Okay. . . so we do that and come back in the future?"

"We could," you say to Alicia, "but like I said, waiting is for poor people."

>>10332012
>>10332051

You wait until you find a couple of teenagers walking up to the line with their friends, fast-passes in hand, then walk up to them, grinning. "Excuse me," you say, "Would you like five hundred bucks for your fast-pass tickets."

And a few minutes later, you're heading up the fast line with the fast-pass tickets in hand. "You know," Alicia sighs. "Have you ever thought that maybe this whole money thing is making you a bit spoiled?"

"Maybe just a little bit," you admit.

>>10332078
i hate to say this but MAGIC is there as a backup plan

Fuck yes! Maid it!

Excuse the pun.

>>10332098
don't waste magic on shit like this
magic takes DAYS to recharge

As you get to the front of the line, you see a bored young man in a blue jumpsuit waiting for you.

"Fast pass-tickets, please," he says. . . then looking over at Alicia, he frowns. "Excuse me, young lady, would you please come with me?"

He walks her over to the side. . .

>>10332078

. . . where there is a "You Must Be This Tall To Ride" sign off to one side.

You suddenly realize Alicia is not tall enough to ride.

WHAT DO?

Oh shit niggers.
We're going to fight Chris Hansen aren't we?
I'm fucking calling it now.

>>10332120
What sex is the guard.

Shrink sign with magic.

>>10332117
>>10332098
But it's Disney! The most Magical place on earth! It would be downright irresponsible of us to not make it live up to the name.

>>10332120
She can't ride Space Mountain? Fuck that's like one of the best parts of that park. D:

>>10332134
Sign's there for a reason, bra. Are you going to shrink the safety bars too?

>>10332120
what does the "Alicia has always been tall enough to ride" spell cost

>>10332120
Actually disregard that. Male guard.
...
Alicia! Either seduce this guard or threaten to tell all of his perverted little fetishes to the entire park.

My god if we're going to get Chris Hansen on our asses we're going to do it in the most overblown way possible.

>>10332147
Why the fuck not?

>>10332135
...or by most magical place, they mean that it is quite literally full of wizards who will fucking kill you if you try anything.

I'd say we should go to Club 33, but that's only in Land, not World.

Also, we should spend time not just running around on the rides, but taking in the atmosphere. Half the fun of a Disney trip is strolling around on Main Street, riding the railroad and just chilling.

We are also doing Pirates and the god damned Haunted Mansion.

>>10332120
Bribery
dude is likely a poor ass college student

>>10332134
>>10332150
Why use Magic when you can use Blackmail?
Have Alicia threaten to spill all the guard's dirty little secrets. That should be enough to let anyone through.
...
Suspicion meter? What's that? :)

Would there be a backlash to illusion alicia to look taller? Or maybe we can just use normal magic for it.

>>10332120

"Don't worry, Alica, there's plenty of other rides we can try before you have to go back to the hospital."

>>10332152
If that's the way you want to go, it's up to you - I'm more of a Kat fan, myself - but like other people said, spending magic like that isn't exactly wise.

Bribe, Magic, Blackmail.
VOTE NOW.

I cast enlarge person on Alica! seriously...

Well, that's not good. How close is she? Engineers usually build in a ten to twenty percent "give" to the height requirements due to idiot security guards and other human factors, but it is still a safety issue.

>>10332158
Fuck yeah Mansion.

I like the way you roll, sir.

Isn't it actually dangerous for people who are too short to ride? Unless she's pretty close this might not be a good idea.

>>10332170
I find your ideas intriguing and would wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

>>10332170

THIS.

>>10332178
Blackmail guard. Magic safety bars on ride.

-1 votes for magic here.
Shit will fuck you up.

I'm cool with violence, bribery, blackmail, and stuff like that - but the magic will fuck you up.

>>10332097
I've raided a quasi-military base and broken out of hell twice and you're afraid of the MONEY going ot my head?

>>10332170
You are a god among men.

>>10332195
>>10332198
>>10332197
>>10332170

This is the most trollingest troll idea ever. Roll 1d6

>>10332170
This.

>>10332170
Trollan trollan trollan....

rolled 5 = 5

>>10332220


Also, magic bars to fit her.

Regardless of what happens, this guard must be trolled.

>>10332203
magic can fuck us up that's why i asked what the spell would cost

>>10332228
either magic if she falls, or just hold her hand the whole time

Pedo suspicion level:
0/10
Alicia enjoyment level:
4/10

>>10332228
> you fuckers

"It's all right," Alicia," you say. "There are other rides you can go on before you go back to the hospital."

"Excuse me?" the guard asks.

You put your arm around the guard's shoulder. "Have you ever heard of the Make a Wish Foundation?" you ask.

The guard turns white, then glances over at Alicia. "She. . . she looks so healthy."

"Yes," you say, squeezing out a tear. "She does."

The guard looks over at you again, then over at her, then shakes his head. "How long does she have?"

". . . maybe a year," you say, softly. "She really wants to go on this ride."

"I understand. . . but if she gets hurt, then that could be my job. The safety bars are. . ."

"Is there a problem?" Alicia asks.

The guard glances over at Alicia. . . and you glance at her. She is standing next to the sign, and her head is about half an inch above the line.

". . . I guess there's no problem anyway," the guard says. He pats you on the shoulder. "Good luck. . . and cherish these days. While they last."

The safety bars fit just fine, gentlemen, the sign and rules are so they don't get their asses sued off if the ride grows wings and flies to Cydonia or summat.

>>10332293
That happened to me once.

>>10332293
If this turns out to be true, I've got no problem with it. If it doesn't, I want to be prepared.

>>10332292

I think our class needs to change from whatever it is to PROFESSIONAL TROLL.

>>10332292
Hold Alicia's hand.
Try to grab the Very Front car.
Optional bonus points for fondling and/or masturbating alicia as the ride starts its first drop.

>>10332292

WOOHOO.

After Space Mountain, back to Main Street and around to Adventure Land, where we need to do Jungle Cruise.

Horrifically bad comedy is a requirement.

>>10332309

But I LIKE being Gentleman Asshole!

>>10332292
Shenanigans!

>>10332309
Dude, I'm going back and editing the whole thing from the beginning.

The first thing we did in the entire quest was jack off. The second was have our future love interest walk in on us doing it. We are troll incarnate.

>>10332292
The two of your are led to the front of the line, then to the front of the train, where you sit down in the little grey fake spaceship thingy and the safety bar comes down over your lap.

"How did you do that?" you whisper to Alicia.

"How did I do what?"

"You weren't tall enough. But then. . ."

"Oh, that," Alicia says, waving her hand dismissively. "I can do that. Remember when you first met me? I was way taller than I am now."

"But I thought you said that you didn't have the magic to be any bigger than you are now?"

"I can expend a little," Alicia says, as the line lurches and starts heading into the darkened tunnel, leading upwards into the strobes and the blacklights, as loud music blasts into the speakers in your seat. "Anyway, what the heck is this supposed to be? Some kind of train? It seems to be going uphill a lot."

"Oh. . . then hang on tight," you say. "This might get a bit. . . exciting."

>>10332325
I think pro troll is a prestige class, so we can have our cake and eat it too

>>10332315
yeah, hold her hand.
might help if there is a problem with the bars

>This is the most trollingest troll idea ever.

Hahaha, I thought so too. If only you knew how many of the other troll ideas throughout past quests were my idea, too. The whole "terminal illness" lie from the beginning, for instance... hmm, it occurs to me that I really like that angle, I use it a lot...

>>10332339
Why yes, it IS a train.
Trollface.jpg

>>10332319
Front seat lets you see more, but back seat gets you better Gs.

>>10332339
Brace for a hilarious reaction as she experiences her first roller coaster. Make sure to offer her our hand as we go down the first hill.

>>10332339
THE FUCK
ALL THAT SCHEMING WAS FOR NOTHING?
ah well, still was a good troll

>>10332353
>>10332339
Should be noted that one of the first things you see in Magic Kingdom, before you're even in, is the train that circles around the park and the monorail that goes from one park to another.

>>10332350
I didn't really like it that time...

>I can expand a little

Did I hear loli Giantess?

>>10332350
I thought the terminal illness troll was kind of weak really. This one is much better, but our greatest work I think was last thread.

>>10332339
>"This might get a bit. . . exciting."

>>10332345
>>10332315

The moment the train hits the top of the hill, Alicia glances over, sees the guard rails drop off. . . and FREAKS THE FUCK OUT.

"AAAAAAGH! AAAAAGH AGGH AGGGGGH!" she screams. "WE'RE GONNA FALL, WE'RE GONNA FALL, WE'RE GONNA FAALLL!"

"IT's all right!" you tell her. "The ride's designed by engineers and shit, it's totally safe!"

"Holy. . . AAAAAAAAAAGH!" a moment later, the ride starts down the first drop.

Alicia reaches over and GRABS your hand, painfully hard, as the train starts to swing and twirl through the darkened track. Every once in a while, in the darkened starfields, you glance over and see her pale, white face, totally terrified, as the ride starts its downward, lurching spiral, the wind blowing in your faces.

>>10332319
It is befitting of our new status as PROFESSIONAL TROLL to bask in the shattered dreams of acting majors.

Do this.

Speaking of terminal illnesses...

I remember seeing something about our MC here being terminally ill or some shit. Whatever happened to that? Or was I just a wee bit too drunk that night?

>>10332380
oh god yes
taking the book of demon names was a master stroke

>>10332377
>Did I hear loli Giantess?
This is my fetish. Unfortunately, no, you didn't. :(

>>10332386
hard to stay terminally ill after dieing twice.

>>10332384
seriously?
wasn't she supposed to be a demon?
with wings?
who could, at one point, fly?

>>10332384
Chastise Alicia for being a coward.
Give playful tickles.
Demand she takes the ride again ... from the back seat this time. ;)

>>10332386
'twas trolling anyways, we were never really sick

>>10332413
doesn't have her wings right now

>>10332413

Yeah, but she's not in control.

Kind of like how you drive a car for years, then your kid starts driving.

From what my parents told me, it was scary as hell.

>>10332384
laugh our asses off the whole ride.

>>10332424
I...
that makes perfect sense
10/10 explanation

>>10332380

>last thread

... actually, I was the guy who suggested the note with Explosive Runes. Though it was somebody else who suggested the REAL master-stroke; implicating the other demon with the note.

I'd wager he's also the fellow who arranged the alien-double-cross that got us the repair bots. Somewhere out there is a magnificent anon, the One True Troll, lurking in the mist.

>>10332386

We were lying our asses off to the maids.

>>10332412
It could be a very tenacious disease...

>>10332414
We only have three days for the whole park, you know.

Having recently been, I'd like to suggest cutting EPCOT out of the loop. It's underwhelming at best, the sheer enormity of the shop in the Japan section aside.

>>10332441
oh no, I forgot about that
Reginald will be the final boss, I am certain he will learn of it eventually

>>10332384
>designed by engineers and shit
As an engineer, let me tell you it's not totally safe. It's safe enough that it's not cost-beneficial to make it safer.

>>10332441
>>10332421
Holy shit. Sam was right. We ARE a terrible person.

I wholeheartedly approve.

roller coasters bore me because i understand how they work. but when i didn't they were great fun.

>>10332450

Fuck that, EPCOT is awesome, if you're at all of a science bent.

Shorten down to a half day, grab the monorail over to MGM.

>>10332422
>>10332413
>>10332414

As the ride pulls back into the station, you see Alicia sitting there, with her eyes wide, and her face very pale, sitting there holding the bars in a white-knuckle grip, trembling in terror.

". . . you all right?" you ask her.

". . . and this was supposed to be FUN!?" Alicia complains.

"I enjoyed it. Besides, didn't you used to. . . you know. . . have wings? And fly?"

". . . yes, but I flew at a steady, sedate pace. And I didn't do it much," Alicia says.

"Well, maybe we should try it again, then? From the back this time, so it's not as scary?"

". . . are you sure it's not as bad from the back?" Alicia asks.

"Positive," you grin.

-----
Long story short, you get right back on the ride again: a quick glance over at the guy working the ride, and he looks the other way as you get back on the next train, in the back seat this time.

. . . Alicia doesn't scream the second time around, but she does look very, very pale. As the ride ends, she carefully climbs out of the train, walks over to the wall, and sits down with her back to it, staring up at the ceiling, her eyes wide with shock.

>>10332384
Alicia is getting some real insight into human nature right now.

>>10332459
Look sonny, as an Engineer - a proper Engineer - I'd like to tell you and yours one thing about that thar rollercoaster.

I built that.

>>10332484
I think we broke her.

Come on, let's go to the Haunted Mansion now to cheer her up.

>>10332450
Man you can do Animal Kingdom in half a day, one quarter if you're just hitting the thrill rides and Kilamanjaro. You can at least spend some of that time in EPCOT.

>>10332441
Meh the explosive rune was nice, but it was more of a nice addition to the main troll. I agree though, amongst these threads there is an epic troll giving us awesome suggestions.

>>10332484
> ". . . are you sure it's not as bad from the back?" Alicia asks.
> "Positive," you grin.
+1 Troll Point.

>>10332493
second

>>10332484

Let's grab some corndogs or something. This seems like the perfect time.

>>10332484
Give her a hug. Apologize if she still didn't enjoy it.

>>10332459

".. and this is the Ki-27, a masterpiece of Japanese engineering. It's super-light weight and wing-loading means it turns tighter, flies faster, and has greater range then any other fighter in the air!"

"... not a lot of room in the cockpit for a parachute."

"Well, if you get hit in this thing, it's going to explode in a gigantic fireball."

"WHAT!?"

"Much better then previous aircraft we've built, where you'd be trapped in the flaming hulk, burning to death, screaming all the way down. And this way there's absolutely no need for a parachute, which further increases weight savings!"

... don't trust engineers too much.

>>10332484
Stand over her and kiss her while she's incapacitated with shock.
If she doesn't react, pose her body awkwardly and giggle at her.

>>10332484
Comfort her a bit & offhandedly suggest sticking to tamer coasters next time.

>>10332484

Time to take it down a notch.

Jungle Cruise
Pirates (with a warning about the drops, just say they're not very long and you will get a little wet)
Haunted Mansion

In that order.

>>10332522
Second.

>>10332484
ok lets do something a little less tramatic to calm her down... what else is in this part of Disney?

>>10332517
>Apologize
WAT.
NO.
VETO.
DISAPPROVE.
OPPOSE.
CANCEL.
COUNTERMAND.
NO NO NO NO NO.

>>10332493

This sounds like a fine idea.

Don't kiss her in front of people waiting in line. You'll raise some odd looks and suspicion. We want to keep our pedo-meter low here folks.

>>10332537
>3 day event dedicated entirely to one character
Pissing her off as the very first thing we do is not a good idea.

>>10332537

AGREED. Lolimaid status is: TROLLED. Now we can give her the proper tour.

>>10332526
>>10332522
>>10332517
>>10332514
>>10332506
>>10332493

"Ummm. . . sorry about that," you say, as you stand over her, watching her stare up at the ceiling.

Alicia totters to her feet, glowers at you, then suddenly kicks you in the knees, very hard.

As you curse and grab your knee, she grabs you by the collar and hisses in your face, "You. . . you're an incorrigible JERK, you know that?" She lets you go and stalks off down the exit lane.

As you stand up, you notice the people in line staring at you. Some of them are laughing. One of them has his cell phone out and seems to be recording this.

>>10332522
>>10332531
>Stand over her and kiss her while she's incapacitated with shock.
Yeah...because our cover story totally isn't that she's our sister & the age difference, appearance-wise, isn't going to make people bat an eye or call a certain predator-catcher.

>>10332553
seriously, 85% of the game has been dedicated to her :-P
and I'd imagine it won't all be rides

>>10332561
"Make sure you send that to me!" Throw him a business card.

Then run after Alicia.

>>10332534
There's the train around the park, the racing-car circuit, the various shops, the slow tram around tommorrowland, and the giant thing I can never remember the name of that spins you around fast that dominates the centre of the park.

Also, PUSH.

>>10332561
will his batteries dead

>>10332561

>>10332569
isn't Disney already full of pedophiles

>>10332589
we don't want our pics on the net. who knows if the demons have internet

Oh come on, you know it was fun.

But no more roller coasters, I promise.

>>10332630
of course they do
that's where 90% of youtube comments come from

Follow her and tell her that she is right, and that we are sorry about not explaining it better. show her the more subdued rides so she can eventually forgive us by having fun.

>>10332561
Chase her down.

"How was I supposed to know a queen of hell was afraid of roller coasters?"

After that little encounter, you chase Alicia out the exit lane.

You find her sitting on the bench staring up at the sky, the pale look on her face fading away.

"Sorry about that," you repeat.

"It's no big deal," Alicia says. She sits up and glowers at you. "But the next time you decide to lie to me, you'd better kill me, because otherwise, I'll kill you first."

"Not a problem," you say to her. "Feeling better?"

"Yes, much," Alicia says. She totters to her feet. "So, what next?"

". . . you want to keep going?" you ask.

"Of course," Alicia sniffs. "It's only early morning. Surely somewhere in this park there is something interesting."

"I suppose you're right. Let's try the haunted mansion next."

Laugh manically.

>>10332569
>eah...because our cover story totally isn't that she's our sister & the age difference, appearance-wise, isn't going to make people bat an eye or call a certain predator-catcher.

Screw the cover! We'll take over the whole country naked wielding only our penis and transform it into a safe haven for loli-love if we need to. Now, toy with that demonette. Now. :)

Dudes, she is currently a little kid, of course she's terrified of these things.

>>10332644

I'm against apologizing on principle. We're really not sorry about it at all. Let's just tell her that we promise to warn her about anything scary beforehand for the rest of the trip.

>>10332630
Snap fingers, and his cellphone's memory gets fried?

>>10332667
no, she is a centuries old lust demon
she is currently also a loli

>>10332640

>that's where 90% of youtube comments come from

HAHAHAHAHAHA TRUTH

>>10332659

As you're heading over towards New Orlean's Square, you see a couple of people standing in a half-circle and smiling and laughing.

A moment later, you see why.

"Thank you so much for your trash! Enjoy your day at the park!" says the trash can. It rolls away from the three teenagers laughing at it, and rolls over towards you. Noticing you and Alicia walking away, it speeds up and heads towards you. "Excuse me! Excuse me, little girl!" it calls out. "Can I ask you for a favor?"

Alicia glances over at you, then at PUSH, then back at you, then cocks her head to one side quizzically as the trash can speeds up and catches up with you. "I was just wondering. . . I really like your hat! Can I trade you for it?"

Alicia looks up at you, then raises an eyebrow. "What is this ridiculous nonsense?" she asks.

haunted house might be a little boring for a demon queen...

>>10332659
>But the next time you decide to lie to me, you'd better kill me, because otherwise, I'll kill you first.
With the biggest grin possible, look at her, and say "Absolutely". Deliberately fail the bluff check. Wear the biggest troll grin possible.

>>10332696
Haha, yes. Entire focus on the daemon redeemed, thank you.

>>10332659
DONT TAKE HER TO THE MANSION! she'll think its cheesy and will be pissed again. if we do at least tell her what happens first so she doesn't fucking kill us.

rolled 19 = 19

>>10332696
I guess I roll for a random item? :S

>>10332696

It's random things like this that make Disney awesome.

Seriously, Maid Quest is Best Quest.

>>10332696
"Nonsense? This... Is... Sparta!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Kick over PUSH, and run like hell.

>>10332702
After what just happened, isn't boring good?

>>10332715
DO TAKE HER TO THE MANSION.
Lie beforehand deliberately.
Apologise for nothing.

Have you learnt NOTHING about the ways of trolling?

>>10332696

Encourage her to talk to the robot.

What if the Haunted House strikes her a bit to close to home, considering that two days ago she was brutally raped by daemons?

>>10332696

"It's a talking trash can, sis. It's like Michel Moore and your state Senator in one convenient package."

>>10332724
Boring + Dark = Loli molestation time.
I approve entirely.
But now that Alicia has threatened to kill us for lying. Lie CONSTANTLY about EVERYTHING.

>"But the next time you decide to lie to me, you'd better kill me, because otherwise, I'll kill you first."

I just want to call attention to this quote in light of our plans regarding the locket and Alicia's feelings.

>>10332723

THIS

THIS

THIS

>>10332741
Go with this; nothing too over the top right now.

>>10332751
Why's that? We were already planning on lying to her about the locket and trolling her; the plan hasn't changed now that we have MORE incentive to lie to her.

>>10332739
Well then we'll just have to brutally rape her until she forgets the haunted house, then.

>>10332696

What do you have in trade, trash can?

>>10332745
>>10332751
it's not like she hasn't killed us before

>>10332731
>>10332745
normally i'd troll the shit outta this bitch but now she has the power to actually kill us, and yes, we'll just come back from the dead anyway but then we dont get to sex her cause she, y'know, hates us.

>>10332741
> "It's a talking trash can, sis. It's like Michel Moore and your state Senator in one convenient package."

Brb, goin to Disney to use this line.

>>10332715

Laughing at the campy features on the haunted mansion will make for a bonding experience.

Although there is a stunning lack of consensus right now, I notice that conversation is quite lively.

I don't know how OP is pulling quality out of fucking Disney World, but he's doing it. Rock on, Goshujin.

>>10332735
>>10332721
>>10332713
>>10332741

"It's a robot," you say to Alicia. "Talk to it."

Alicia glances at you, then back at the trash can, then haughtily raises her chin and crosses her arms. "If I deign to trade you this hat, what can you give me for it?" she asks.

". . . ummm. . . let me see. . . ooh! I've got this great half-eaten hamburger!" PUSH says. "And. . . oh yeah! I've got some napkins, and a. . . and a dirty diaper!"

"This trade sounds most unsatisfactory," Alicia sneers. "I decline your offer."

"Wait! Wait wait, I just thought of something!" PUSH says. "How about. . ."

And then, to your surprise, and the shock of the other parkgoers, PUSH extends a robotic arm with a key held in it. "How about This! It's a key! I don't know what it leads to, but it might be useful! What do you say, your hat for this key?"

> Item 523 - "Special Key." Trade or no?

Being a troll is cool and all, but it won't get us demon poon. It will just piss her off. We want our relationship to be built on trust, not fucking trollfaces.

>>10332767
Definitely no difference between lying about a roller coaster and about her emotions.

>>10332812
It's not our hat. Let Alicia decide.

>>10332784
>now she has the power to actually kill us
No she fucking doesn't. We beat her before without magic when she was at full power, and now she's at partial power and we have magic.
Troll her maximally.

>>10332827
This.

>>10332812

This can only end badly. DO EET.

>>10332812
a key? like the one we stole from the demon?

>>10332812
It's up to Alcia, but we already have one unidentified magical key in our possession from when we raided that demon's tower.

>>10332812

Urge her to take it. We'll buy her a new hat soon, a really nice one.

>>10332814

Sir, I would posit that a relationship with a demon IS built on trollfaces.

>>10332812

Trade. I assume that Alicia's hat is just a hat and doesn't have any abilities or is part of an Outfit.

We'll stop by the Mad Hatter's later and see if there's somethign she likes.

>>10332827
This.

>>10332799
It helps that I'm ignoring that I have class in five hours in return for talking about the shit I've done there and guiding the quest.

What material is the key made of?

>>10332834
This one's different. The Silver key was. . . well, made of silver. This one just seems like an old iron key.

>>10332827
>>10332832

You glance over at Alicia. She shrugs. "It's only a hat," she says, "And I can get a new one, if you really want this key."

>>10332812
inb4 the key is part of a set that leads to unlimited power/godhood.

>>10332847
Take it. If nothing else, it'll make for a hilarious souvenir.
> A trash can gave this key to us.
> You mean you took it out of a trash can?
> No, I mean it actually handed it to us.

>>10332827
This. It's her hat.

>>10332847
In that case, let's go for it.

>>10332814

We haven't let her down yet. And she'll like it, she probably hasn't had lighthearted trolling in a long time.

>>10332812
I'm cool with it.
If Protagonist is currently wearing a hat, give Protagonist's hat to Alicia after Alicia loses her current hat.

>>10332847
"It's your hat. Do you want a key?"

All right, since most of you fuckers don't seem to want to make a decision. . .

Someone roll 1d6. 3+, Alicia makes the trade.

>>10332847
can we detect magic on the key?

>>10332837
Not with this demon. She has shown a willingness to not trollface us and be deredere.

We need to be less evil troll and more kind white knight with a slight troll bent. Hell, thus far the main thing she has responded to is sincere kindness and thoughtfulness.

rolled 4 = 4

>>10332873

>>10332847
Take, we'll get her one of those little Micky Mouse eared hats.

>>10332847

"Yeah, take it. A rusty iron key from a trash can is a better return then I've ever gotten from my Senator."

rolled 2 = 2

>>10332873
3+, come on

>>10332847
Yes. I want a key.
...
Ask the trashcan if it knows where we can pick up loli-sized miniskirts.

>>10332881

Decision made! Let's move on!

No idea about what Push is like, but if this robot arm is a surprise, I kind of wonder if this is a robot of Koyomi's and might be spying on us.

rolled 3 = 3

It's your hat, your decision, but as you said, we can always get you another hat.

>>10332878

Don't worry, I think we got our trolling done for the night.... some of it, at least.

>>10332873
make the trade

>>10332847
Let's get the key. Promise to get a her a hat at the Mad Hatter's. A bigger one!

>>10332878
>We need to be less evil troll and more kind white knight with a slight troll bent.
Let's lie about everything and terrorise her ...
... AT DISNEYLAND!
Suitable compromise y/n?

>>10332831
i apologize, i didn't mean the power to kill us, i just meant she CAN kill us because the contract was broken by our death.

>>10332900
Real Life PUSH doesn't have an arm, but Real Life PUSH isn't serious about its trades.

>>10332876
The key is indeed magical.

-----
"Very well, then," Alicia says. She puts her hat on top of PUSH, and takes the key from his robotic arm. "Do you know what this key does?" she asks.

"Oh. . . that key is very very special!" PUSH says. "Especially for maids, and masters, and demons, and demon maids who are travelling with their masters!" he whispers.

"What the. . . how did you know?"

"We're the Walt Disney Corporation. . . what don't we know?" PUSH asks. "Thank you, and enjoy the rest of your day at the park!"

-----
It's getting late, so I'm going to end the thread here. We now have a choice: I can either skip to the end of the day, and give you a brief rundown, or I can just end here, and we can pick up the in-depth RP whenever I next run Maid Quest. Preferences?

>>10332921
she could also tell Reginald, the godlike GMPC, about how we let ailens anally probe his daughter so that we could get their tech.

yeah, she can kill us

>>10332920
No.

Guys, she wanted to be alone with us on a romantic trip and all we have done so far is lie to her and terrorize. No fucking wonder /tg/ is so inept with women.

>>10332935
I'm fine with skipping 'till the end of the day.

Also, my incessant love of talking trash cans has netted us a magical item! Sweet.

>>10332935


Is this going to lead to a showdown with the reanimated corpse of walt disney in a giant robot suit?

>"We're the Walt Disney Corporation. . . what don't we know?"
You totally just made my day.

>>10332935

Summary, I guess?

>>10332952
second this, I really hope so

>>10332935
I think we should save it for the next session.

>>10332935
I think we need to get more done on the entire first 1/3 of our trip than piss her off.

>>10332936
Hm.
Well now that you put it that way ...
We'll just have to Lie, and then kill her if she tries anything! Demons totally respect that.

>>10332935
MORE RP FOR SHIT'S SAKE. We must powerlevel our trolling with the lolidemon.

>>10332935
summary

>>10332935

Timeskip. Not a lot of decisions to be made, mostly reacting to the environment.

>>10332952

I'm starting to think that mentioning the IN NOMINE game of mine was a mistake...

>>10332944
>>10332970
>Guys, she wanted to be alone with us on a romantic trip and all we have done so far is lie to her and terrorize.

... Yes, and?

>>10332935

moar RP, plz. I hope it's not boring you, OP, but you're good at this, the RP with lolidemon is fun.

>>10332990
well, she is a demon...

>>10332973
>>10332970
Ruining our chances with the lolidemon and getting me to bed faster? Sweet. I say summarize.

>>10332985


I think most of us had fantasies of fighting into the depths of those tunnels below the disney themeparks in order to stop walt disney from taking over the world before that.

>>10332935
Save it for next time. We've only got 3 days, and we gotta make them all count. Our first day is not going so well.

Dayskip.
But be MUCH kinder to her the rest of the day.

>>10332970
It's a romantic trip with a loli, therefore the entire trip must be spent reminding her of her inferiority in the cuddliest manner possible.
It's a romantic trip with a demon, therefore the entire trip must be spent trying to out-troll each-other with the loser becoming the cuddle servant of the winner.

For shit's sake, do you people REALLY think mutual respect and adoration make a relationship? Blech. Women need to be trolled, it's how you make them Yours. And when they are yours, you are free to play with them.

>>10333020
You have very interesting opinions. I would get to know you better offline, if only to practice my trolling.

>>10333004
Continue being kind.
By giving her lots of thrilling experiences.
Nothing says we have to do what she wants while being kind to her. We can just ... give her the things that she'll later enjoy, even if she's uncomfortable right now.
She is our little lolidemon. :-)

>>10333004
No, we should RP it out. Otherwise, we could miss event flags to raise our score.

We'll compromise.

I'll do a DISNEYLAND MONTAGE and we'll pick up when things get interesting.

-----
CUE MUSIC! CUE MONTAGE! SCENES THAT OCCUR INCLUDE!

- You go to the Haunted Mansion. Alicia leans on one knee and glowers at the fake ghosts. She seems a bit bored, but greatly amused by how cheesy it all is.

- There is a scene in the Mad Hatter's Store. Alicia tries on a few different hats, and finally settles on an oversized version of the Mad Hatter's Hat, which she wears for the rest of the day.

- The Jungle Cruise. It goes decently until the scene with the hippo, when Alicia tries to leap out of the boat and battle the foul beast hand to hand.

- Splash Mountain. . . Alicia freaks out BIG time at the end of the ride. . . then as you climb out of the boat, you suddenly realize she's wearing a white sundress and it's soaking wet. . .

>>10333033
:S My opinions are interesting?
I am only stating the obvious about 2-person relationships. I don't think I've stated any opinions yet ... >.>

Timeskip!

>>10333049
> then as you climb out of the boat, you suddenly realize she's wearing a white sundress and it's soaking wet.

>>10333049

>you suddenly realize she's wearing a white sundress and it's soaking wet. . .

Well, we're experienced and accomplished perverts at this point. We can simply take a mental picture, and wait.

And then...

>>10333054
What is obvious to one is not obvious to another.
>>10333049
Bre'r Rabbit wins the day again!

I'd suggest we take her to something inside while she dries off, but it's too late in the Montage. Philharmagic is a good choice.

Also the reason I now ship Donald Duck/Ariel.

>>10333049
Time to give her a ride on our shoulders like the good big brother we are.

>>10333049
do we have a coat that we can give her

>you suddenly realize she's wearing a white sundress and it's soaking wet

Aw yeah.

>>10333082
CHIVALRY

Offer coat, receive loli.

May want to fix that sundress. Pedometer could spike.

>>10333049
And so, as things fade back in, we find you, our intrepid hero, standing outside the girls' bathroom, waiting for Alicia to finish getting changed.

All right, one more choice, then to bed. What replacement clothes would you buy the little bitch? :P

>>10333082
it's Florida
it's summer (?)
I doubt you have a coat

>>10333102
hilariously adorable ones that are not Alicia's style at all.

>>10333102
something unlikely to attract Hanson
why do I feel like a pervert NOW rather than during the OTHER parts of this quest

>>10333102
For some reason buying her a maid outfit seems funny.

>>10333103
freak rain storms i'm always prepared

>>10333111
alright, second

>>10333102
I'm hoping the Mad Hatter's Hat wasn't ruined.
Maybe another dress? Something frilly, perhaps?

>>10333120
>>10333111
Seconding these.

>>10333120

BAM! WINNER!

Adorable maid outfit!

Also buy a sexy black evening dress for when she uh "gets big".

>>10333111
no negative point generating cloths

Something really poofy like this, but in loli size.

>>10333102

Something normal.

Another sundress. Similar style, maybe yellow or something.

>>10333159
trolling is all fine and good but there is such a thing as going to far

Get her something reasonable.

Babby Trolling Point, unrelated to current choice:

When leaving tommorrowland, whisper 'bye' to PUSH. It can;t talk in anything below conversational tone, so the guy behind you will wonder what the hell.

Fetish clothes activate the Hanson. Go with something elegant and simple. Also second the evening dress, we ain't no pedos. Bitch is going grow up eventually.

>>10333102
Something nice, to get her affections up after that last spill. No trollan' this time.

>>10333184
second this

>>10333020

Quoted for fucking truth. Fawning over a partner will only get you taken for granted. Seduction is about showing your power can keeping your them interested. Keep them off balance to have thinking about us even when we're not there. We can show that we care, but not by apologizing over things that we PLANNED. Just roll with it and act like it's all according to plan.

>>10333079
>What is obvious to one is not obvious to another.
I guess you're right.

Right, check this:
A relationship built on equality gives BOTH partners equal chance to betray the other. Assuming you're not the betraying type, this gives your lady an unfair advantage.
A relationship built on mutual respect, likewise, gives whoever withdraws respect FIRST an advantage - there will be at least some point in time when you love her, and she doesn't love you, and as such you've just given something for nothing. You've lost.

Fortunately, Symmetrical relationships aren't necessary in nature; someone can always be superior to the other, with the power to tease, punish, control, enact cuddles, and demand cuddles in response.
Betrayal from your partner in this sense - a refusal to be cuddly towards you - is met with a prompt beating, trolling, or rape, situation dependent. Thus, betrayal isn't a bad thing at all, as you get to grin for having your vengeance, and your quarry gets to suffer for their misbehaviour, and as such you recover your losses. All is well.

What I'm suggesting doing with the lolidemon is reinforcing that dominant behaviour - train her, and force her into the role and the mindset that she is Ours, and that her feelings are constrained by what we want her to feel. We want her to laugh, she laughs. We want her to cry, she cries.
When we have established dominance, we claim our rightful reward of cuddles from the subservient loli-demon who knows (or at least has enough fear and common sense) not to disobey our commands for how she should feel, act, and cuddle.

Patience, people. First, you make them the submissive, and you the dominant.
Then, you claim them as your own.
Second last, you enjoy cuddles with them.
And finally, should they ever break their bond with you, you are in a perfect position to do something about it, ensuring that YOU leave the relationship on a happy note.

>>10333111
>>10333123
>>10333117

A few minutes later, she comes back out wearing a blue pinafore and an apron. "I still don't see why I can't just wear my sundress," she pouts.

"Trust me. . . it's bad enough I'm at an amusement park with an underage girl. If you went around wearing a wet white dress, they'd take me away. And since you didn't want to do the t-shirt and jeans idea . . ."

"Those clothes you suggested were uncouth and common," Alicia sniffs. "One such as I should always dress in a manner appropriate to my station." And saying that, she takes her slightly damp Mad Hatter's Hat from you and puts it on with her Alice in Wonderland costume, and starts to walk off.

-----
And that's it for now. It is now Noon of Day 16 of 30. Will continue at a later date, not sure when.

almost nothing worse than having to wear clothes you hate.

>>10333171

It's not far enough if we don't do something they don't expect.

>>10333212

This is great. It'll draw tons of attention from Disney Cast members.

It's the troll that keeps on trolling.

>>10333209
But do note that if you're the type to use, abuse, and throw people away, then a Mutual relationship based on respect and kindness and equality is perfect, as you can dump your partner and leave them feeling used, betrayed, and thrown away.
I'm not that interested in such, which is why I prefer Girl pets. A pet is forever. :-)

And yes, I am a loli-grooming predator. Someone has to teach these girls the proper methods of being a cuddly, bouncy, fun young gentle-lady - and nobody else is going to do it, so I might as well!

>>10333212

Excellent thread was excellent, as always. Rock on, Goushujin-Sama.

>>10333207

Fucking sleep deprivation.

Seduction is about showing your power and keeping your partner interested.

>>10333102
>clothes
?:S
:D
*trollface*

>>10333209
>>10333238
/tg/ - Sociopathy 101

And with that, good night. Someone archive this shit. I think it's technically part XXXVI

What you all seem to be forgetting is that we've already seduced her. She offered to help us when we whacked it in hell. This is the point where we show we care for her too in more than just the "hey i save u from hell sex tiem nao?" way and cement her feelings for us.

>>10333257

That's the laws of power in effect my friend. Everyone follows them even if they don't mean to.

>>10333279
The moment isn't right yet. We have to keep pushing her off balance and strike when she is genuinely vulnerable. And the roller coaster thing doesn't count, we're in fucking disney land.

>>10333279
Caring for someone doesn't mean you have to make them happy all the goddamn time or do everything they want or never tease them, sheesh.
People need a little pain to go with their pleasure. Makes the fun times all the sweeter. Right now? Fun and games, people. Fun and games. Troll the loli, and no matter how she reacts, reward her with cuddles (or punish her with cuddles). This will drive the loli demon crazy ... and crazy loli demons who have been teased and cuddled, all day long ... are VERY fun to play with.
:)

am i the only one slightly creeped out by the Disney land spy net work?

>>10333327
>>10333305
But flashback sayz White Knight is her thing and being betrayed/lied to is what hurt her enough to geve up her soul to become a demon.

Just saying, we are dealing with some damaged fucking goods in the relationship department. Your "rules" likely don't hold.

Ending the day with cuddles is always good. We need to be less trolly the next two days, though. Not completely troll free, but less.

>>10333352
Not to mention we have NO IDEA how much of her current behavior is due to Kris' Love. Without it, she may very well turn on us completely, seeing as our repeated deaths may have voided the contract we had with her.

>>10333345
I'm just wondering when Chris Hansen is going to show up.
A romantic vacation with the lolidemon - regardless of if it's one of Eternal Love, Affection, and only doing things She finds interesting (blech) or one of trolling and tickling and teasing, is going to draw attention from all those stick-in-the-muds who don't like sexy young lolibaits.
We're going to have to fight at least ONE person who hates the idea of taking a young lady under your wing and raising them to be the perfect little lover.
I hope we brought weapons. >=)

>>10333381
I would assume we have our ass cannon.

>>10333381
Play it right, and Disney Corp could have our back. Admittedly, right now we don't know what their game is; but they know that Alicia is a demon, and that she is in our service. Late at night after Alicia's asleep, we should try to talk with the Disney.

>>10333352
The rules are universal, and I think we can apply it here with care. We are dealing with a very proud individual. Things that actually bother her, she will try to hide. THAT'S what we need to look out for, when she starts becoming secretive and aloof again.

When she acts like an open book, it's because she mostly doesn't care for what's happening.

so what do you think would happen if we came allover the alien android sphere?

>>10333352
>But flashback sayz White Knight is her thing and being betrayed/lied to is what hurt her enough to geve up her soul to become a demon.
>Just saying, we are dealing with some damaged fucking goods in the relationship department. Your "rules" likely don't hold.

It's true that I haven't slept with this particular person (mainly because she is fictional), but damaged goods respond even better to foreplay because their will is already partially broken. Makes them easier to remind of who they are (your pet), what they do (give hugs), and how they feel (are happy).

'sides, we're already BEING a white knight. Troll her and then make it up to her with lots of hugs and kisses. What YOU'RE suggesting is being a spineless pussy. A white knight rescues the girl; he doesn't patiently wait for the girl to accept him as her rescuer.
This isn't betrayal. She knows and expects trolling. Betrayal would be if we took her on a romantic 2-person vactaion and managed to avoid being a sexual pervert for the whole three days. What we're doing now? It's foreplay. Troll-cuddle-troll-cuddle-troll-cuddle, and then when she's going to sleep, we wrestle her and ask her what she's going to DO about us treating her like our little cuddly plaything.
A white knight doesn't have to do what the girl wants. He has to make the girl happy. Right now this girl ... should be led by the hand, kicking and screaming, through the funnest place on earth. Even if she hates it now, it'll give her lots of warm memories.
She will learn. And we will teach her. :-)

>>1033410
>We are dealing with a very proud individual.
She's not as proud as she thinks she is. Whether she knows it or not, she's in need of a good Master. One who will control her, and make her happy - not by doing whatever she wants and never ever trolling her, but one who Shares his trolling with her, and rewards her patience with love.
Plus, we can -always-, -ALWAYS-, take her to the bedroom and ask her just what she plans to do about being used as our tickly little cuddly dollie. :D

These 'damaged fucking goods' never had anyone genuinely love them. We love her. But we don't have to express our love by asking for her fucking permission for every breath we take or every step we walk, and we sure as fuck don't have to submit to her every whim and wish!
We express our love by doing what We enjoy, but always taking her with her, and regardless of how she feels about it, we always give her hugs.
She will learn to like the trolling.
She will learn. And we will teach her. :-)

>>10333441
It'd make a clone of the Master as its combat android form. Right now it's mostly powered by Samantha.
...
Wait. What if they combine?
Oh god. We get a sexually dominant hermaphrodite dominatrix who trolls ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.

>>10333518
sounds like a plan we just need to get Koyomi to reprogram it's genocidal tendencies

and this still needs archiving

>>10333494

Oh I'm not saying pride will be a hindrance to the process. I agree with you 110%. People who have the outward appearance of pride are always compensating.

This is a weakness and we've been pushing at it since the start of the trip. We have already achieved this and now solidifying our grasp by repeatedly demonstrating that whatever emotional defenses she's constructed is ineffectual.

In other words we have to keep up the trolling.