You got the right board Broseph?

/tg/? Pure? That's unlikely.

Sure bro. Right after I finish jerking off to this sick shit.

>>10050489
>>10050503
This is 4chan. We're the closest thing to good that's around, except maybe the animals/nature board, and they can't handle a broadsword.

Perhaps he is referring to the occasional awesomeness that is /tg/.

>>10050522
Lesser of fuck-knows-how-many evils? Eh, I can deal with that I suppose

>>10050529
Define awesomeness

>>10050540
After various arguments on /tg/ about the differences between good and the the least evil in the setting.. does this mean we're the Tau?

There is a certain purity in perversion, especially if you're doing it right.

>>10050767
Good god please no

>>10050767
Oh hell no. Anyway you have my sword.

>>10050835
And my axe!

>>10050468
Damn right. Chaotic Good up in this motherfucker.

>>10050845
And my rape gun

Is there a hot redhead involved somewhere?

>>10050871
that's a MK 19

>>10050860
Good is highly debatable. Chaotic most definitely

>>10050894
It's a machine gun that fires grenades. It's a rape gun

>>10050522
/tg/ - paladin
/an/ - druid
who is the wizard? /lit/?

>>10050468
If I worship chaos, do I still get to play?

>>10050936
/sci/. They just make it look like magic. Or /x/

>>10050936
/mu/ Bard

>>10050936

I'm pretty confident we know who the CN lolrandum rogue is.

>>>/b/

>>10050997
/fit/ is the fighter and /k/ is the ranger?

>>10050966
/x/ is necromancer
/sp/ is monk?

I'm gonna need my dInfinity damage die. It deals up to infinite damage to my enemies.

>>10051012
what could /v/ be?

>>10051029
Troll Rogue.

FUCK BEING A PALADIN.

WE PUT ON OUR WIZARD ROBE AND HAT.

/co/ or /m/ can be a Paladin.

>>10051012
/sp/ Promises he'll show up this time guys, really. And then he just throws a bag of poop through the open window and makes his tires squeal as he speeds off.

/po/ Artifacer

/a/ sword mage

>>10051044
But the OP even said so! We are the only ones pure enough!

>>10051072
FUCK IT ANYWAY.

NO PALADINS.

WIZARD ROBE.

AND HAT.

>>10050997
No, no, no. /b/ does not get to have a PC... The asshole Rogue is /v/
/fit/ is the monk
/sp/... I dunno that one.

>>10051044
/co/ is CG rogue.

>>10051029

/v/ is just another shade of rogue. I would say a beguiler

>>10051086
barbarian

>>10051110
Yeah, that works.

So then who was Barbarian?

>>10051124
>>10051110
Well shit nevermind

/co/, /tg/, /an/, /toy/

>>10051060
>/a/ sword mage
What you id there, I saw it.

We need a writefag in this shit

So, we have the PCs. Who's the BBEG/s?

/k/ ranger
SKS innawoods etc etc.

>>10051335

Alright, so let me get this straight through all of the posts, including a bit of touch up of my own:
/tg/ - Paladin
/an/ - Druid
/lit/ - Wizard
/sci/ - Alchemist
/mu/ - Bard
/fit/ - Monk
/sp/ - Barbarian
/k/ - Ranger
/po/ - Artificer
/m/ - Warforged Fighter
/v/ - Rogue

Hm. Now I agree with >>10051335
We need badguys. Perhaps /b/ or /r9k/?

>>10051361
The King Kimmo. Controller of the land Ano-Ib. Wage an Endless war against the Empire of 4chon.

>>10051378
/b/ and /r9k/ working together using /rs/ as a resource of ULTIMATE POWAR

>>10051378

/b/ as the BBEG? Yeah, i can see that. They would be Chaotic, bent on destroying all of 4chan with cancer.

>>10051403
he controls undead zombies that speak gibberish

>>10051378

/b/ is Blackguard or something else.

>>10051431
So he's a Lich/Necromancer?

His Generals are the Wiseguy. Little did he know that most of them are spies sent by 4chon.

>>10051378
Trolls can be the minions.

The party also seems rather large. Perhaps demote some to NPCs?

>>10051426
>>10051423
>>10051403
All three of these are good ideas. /b/ is the plague that destroys all lands it touches, /r9k/ is the cold and calculating rejected lunatic who is out of revenge on the world, and Kimmo is a jealous warlord from a distant land who is jealous of the bounties of the land of Fochan. Sound good so far?

>>10051499
That should be out FOR revenge.

>>10051481
As for party size, I don't think everyone would be in the party all at once. They would come and go, /tg/ being the only static member.

>>10051481
GM - moot
/tg/ /lit/ /mu/ /m/ and /k/

>>10050466

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rolled 19 = 19

>>10051538
Roll for inciative!

>>10051530
Keep /co/ in too. /co/ is a bro.

>>10051556


Fuck we didn't give them a class!

rolled 10 = 10

>>10051556
hmmm, true. I'll drop /lit/ for /co/ but he only wants to play M&M....

>>10051578
/co/ can be Ball of Arms Man

>>10051556
Get /ck/ in as well. WE DEMAND MEATBREAD.

>>10051556
That totally reminds me, I forgot to include /co/ and /a/ in the party list. What would /co/ be? Sorcerer? Most superheroes have their powers come to them naturally. And I'm definitely going with /a/ being a swordmage. The joke was very silly.

>>10051527
I like this idea, but maybe expand beyond just /tg/ as a static character. I figure that would allow for better character development for some characters

>>10051602
/ck/ can be our BATTLECHEF.

>>10051603

Sorcerer sounds good.

>>10051603
Warlord maybe?

>>10051603
/co/ seems to fit the Paladin role probablly better than us. They have that whole JUSTICE thing going on.

But if we want to be the only Paladin I guess they could be a Grey Guard. Based off Batman.

>>10051603
ok ok lets first sort our bros, shall we?
/k/
/co/
/ck/

/a/ moaned that they wanted to play
/x/ wants to play since /ck/ is playing.

This an all human party or should we choose some races for the boards?

Oh! We should be a Dwarf! Okay, a Dwarf Paladin is kind of generic but still.

>>10051646
/k/ - Ranger or Arcane Sharpshooter (Or whatever that prestige was)
/co/ - Warlord
I got nothing for /ck/

>>10051538
Spam:
AThe creature made of random body parts sew together. Speak in gibberish and random code. Have no purpose other than to disturb the daily life of the People.

>>10051700
But it once had a predecessor.

Who /tg/ redeemed and taught to smile.

But alas Kimmo, seeing this, struck it down. /tg/ swore an oath of vengeance that day.

>>10051634
Eh. Apples and oranges I suppose. I'd say /tg/ fits more of the DUTY AND HONOUR side because of it's wanking over the Imperium, but less so the "good" side. /co/'s the exact opposite because some of the more famous superheroes are vigilantes and damned proud about it.

/a/ is a swordsage. Weaboo fightan magic and all.

/ck/ is Barbarian. See Toriko for what I'm thinking of.

/fa/ is an artificer, /mu/ a bard, /n/ and /o/ TF2 Engies.

>>10051727
I remember that.
Lovely thread.

>>10051751
/co/ a NG paladin, /tg/ a LN paladin?

>>10051678
/tg/ is a Dorf Paladin of Moradin.
/co/ is a human Grey Guard
/x/ is a changeling mysthic theurge
/ck/ is half-elf barbarian (last time /ck/ was here, she gave us lots of honey, milk and flowers in the food)

Namefagging this shit up to keep everything in check.

COLLECTIVE CLASS LIST:
/tg/ - Paladin
/an/ - Druid
/lit/ - Wizard
/sci/ - Alchemist
/mu/ - Bard
/fit/ - Monk
/sp/ - Barbarian
/k/ - Ranger
/po/ - Artificer
/m/ - Warforged Fighter
/v/ - Rogue
/a/ - Swordsage
/co/ - Sorcerer or Warlord
/ck/ - Battlechef/Innkeeper(?)

BADGUYS:
/b/ - Terrible corrupting plague spreader
/r9k/ - Insane reject, out for revenge
Kimmo - Jealous warlord who leads his jibberish-speaking brainwashed hordes against Fochan.

DISTINGUISHED NPCS:
Moot - The glorious King of the land of Fochan.

Sound good so far?

>>10051755
and of course /a/ plays pretty mary sue elves

>>10051786
/co/ is the bright and niave squire to /tg/'s old and embittered paladin.

>>10051786
yup, /co/'s deity?

>>10051796
>/k/ - Ranger
RANGERS LEAD THE WAY

>>10051809

They worship the united pantheon of the Justice League of America.

>>10051821
USE SMOKE GRENADE TO COVER YOUR ADVANCE.

/t/ for swashbucklers!

>>10051831
Gotta High Fantasy that shit. The United Pantheon of Jalah? (JLA with some verbs to make it more palatable)

>>10051833
if a ranger had a griffon or giant eagle mount, would he be an airborne ranger

/adv/ = Factotum

/tv/ could be a diviner.

>>10051833
NOT THAT SHIT AGAIN.

Though it was amusing

Can you have a LN paladin of Moradin? Moradin's LG, isn't he?

/x/ is a necromancer.

... /new/ could be a scout ...

COLLECTIVE CLASS LIST:
/tg/ - Dwarf Paladin (LG)
/an/ - Druid
/lit/ - Wizard
/sci/ - Alchemist
/mu/ - Bard
/fit/ - Monk
/sp/ - Barbarian
/k/ - Ranger
/po/ - Artificer
/m/ - Warforged Warlord (Revised due to awesome inspiring speeches rampant in Mecha related anime)
/v/ - Rogue
/a/ - Elf Swordsage
/co/ - Human Paladin (NG, /tg/'s disciple?)
/ck/ - Battlechef/Barbarian
/tv/ - Diviner
/t/ - Swashbuckler
/adv/ - Factotum

BADGUYS:
/b/ - Terrible corrupting plague spreader
/r9k/ - Insane reject, out for revenge
Kimmo - Jealous warlord who leads his jibberish-speaking brainwashed hordes against Fochan.

DISTINGUISHED NPCS:
Moot - The glorious King of the land of Fochan.

Revised slightly to meet ideas from other people. /co/ is now a Paladin as well, /tg/ is now a Dorf, and /m/ is a Warlord due to inspiring the masses.

>>10051809
Pelor?

>>10051885
SINCE THIS IS IN A FANTASY SETTING. USE THE WIZARD TO COVER YOUR ADVANCE.

>>10051909
>LG
I thought we're more LN?

>>10051909
I knew I forgot something.

/x/ - Necromancer

rolled 3, 4, 2, 1, 1, 4, 2, 5, 2, 2, 6, 2, 4, 4, 2, 4, 5, 1, 6, 6, 3, 5, 3, 5 = 82

>>10051895
/tg/ - LN Dorf Paladin
deity - ?
that means we need good CHA? we are fucked. I'll roll our stats anyway. 4d6 for stat, dropping lowest

>>10051915
POP A GREEN ELF WHEN YOU'RE DONE.

God dammit now you've got me doing it again.

So, we've got most of the characters. Should we start working on our concrete party and storyboard the way we meet and part with the other members?

>>10051934
Will revise that in a future post then.

>>10051902

/new/ is a backwards inbred species of elf who believes all other races are inferior to the glorious elf race, but at the same time hates other elves for being liberal socialists.

>>10051942
Eh, let's stick to the fluffy bits for now. We'll stat out the characters once we're done with the general story

I'm pretty sure stuff like /d/, /u/, /y/, and pretty much any board designed for porn wouldn't be easy to choose a class for.
If anybody can prove me wrong, please do that.

/jp/ samurai

/ck/ cleric?

>>10051971
ok, what is needed to be done?

>>10051975
Let me get the Book of Erotic Fantasy, but /y/ should be Anal Spelunker.

>>10051996
Details on the characters, I guess. Backstory.

Shouldn't /lit/ be an Archivist, guys?

>>10051975
Make them Henchmen or NPCs we encounter on our quest
>>10051996
I'm sticking by the suggestion of a static party with some transient members. I figure we should work on who is static and who isn't, and where we meet the transients and where we part with them. Also, should we have a Love Interest?

I don't see /b/ as a BBEG personally. /b/ is more like a primal force of nature bent of destroying everything, including itself, or absolutely nothing at all, with no rhyme or reason to its action.

Kind of like Azathoth, the Blind Idiot God.

Never mind, that makes an awesome BBEG.

>>10052039
wes hould have a love rectangle with /ck/ /x/ and /co/ Everybody will rage like with the 4chan show, it will be beautiful

>>10051975
/d/ could be a shape shifter or a succubus. Dunno about class, but maybe something good with grapple?
>>10051984
/jp/ could be a samurai, though I suspect something related to Touhou would probably be more on par.
>>10052033
May consider that, but then we're short a Wizard.
>>10052039
I think we pretty much have all of our PCs accounted for, but we should probably work on flushing out the ideas behind each character. We could probably pull ideas from the 4chan house concept. I liked some of the ideas in that.

>>10052039
Well on that "4chan as a wacky comedy" thing our love interest was /x/. Should we do that again or do something different?

Also we need a Dwarfy name. I suggest
T-something Grimdark

>>10052115


Name is obvious: Teegee Grimdark

>>10052115
Thelonius Girth obviously.

>>10052115
Tordek Grimdark!

>>10052138
Not Dwarfy enough

>>10052136
Doctor Tiji Thelonius Girth Grimdarkian
>>10052115
>>10052093
>>10052086
Housemind, and I like it. FUND IT, etc.

>/x/
>not an Alienist

Think about it folks, it kind of makes sense. Wisdom penalties, hearing things no one else hears, cthulhu like god worshiping.

/b/ can be our Wild Mage. You know it to be true.

>>10052188
>Alienists deal with powers and entities from terrifyingly remote reaches of space and time.

Revised again. Races are human default unless stated otherwise. /fit/ is guaranteed human.

COLLECTIVE CLASS LIST:
/tg/ - Todark Grimbeard, Dwarf Paladin (LN)
/an/ - Druid
/lit/ - Wizard (Archivist?)
/sci/ - Alchemist
/mu/ - Bard
/fit/ - Human Monk
/sp/ - Barbarian
/k/ - Ranger
/po/ - Artificer
/m/ - Warforged Warlord (CG)
/v/ - Troll(?) Rogue
/a/ - Elf Swordsage
/co/ - Paladin (NG, /tg/'s disciple?)
/ck/ - Battlechef/Barbarian
/tv/ - Diviner
/t/ - Swashbuckler
/adv/ - Factotum
/x/ - Necromancer or Alienist
/jp/ - Samurai or Sorcerer. Unhealthy attraction to little girls.

BADGUYS:
/b/ - Terrible corrupting plague
/r9k/ - Insane reject, out for revenge
Kimmo - Jealous warlord who leads his jibberish-speaking brainwashed hordes against Fochan
/d/ - Shapeshifting seductress out to tempt and/or seduce the party into submission

DISTINGUISHED NPCS:
Moot - The glorious King of the land of Fochan.

/b/ - The psychopathic enemy who parades about in a cold, white, unfeeling mask. Whilst slinging spells about that incinerate person and structure alike, the cold unfeeling mask sneers upon the world with a sarcastic grin topped by a thin moustache. Mounted atop his absurdly long feline stallion, he rides across the lands, terrorizing the populace with his unfeeling visage and battlecry of BREASTS OR AROINT THYSELF!

>>10052280
>he cancer mage feeds upon the corpse of society. The cancer mage hides in the darkness where no one wants to look, digging through trash long forgotten. Cancer mages are some of the most disgusting individuals a character is ever likely to meet, for they revel in filth, disease, and decay. They usually have their own foul goals, sometimes venerating deities of disease or corruption and other times spreading disease for its own sake.
I say we make /b/ a Cancer mage

>>10052335
That works with the idea of /b/ spreading around like a plague, I like it

>>10052335
What the fuck are you talking about man, that US.

>>10052280
/an/ should be an Elf.

its hilarious that /tg/ thinks that it is some sort of paragon of virtue, as it spams other boards with hateful 40k judgement, and covers itself in furry porn

Going off the idea of /b/ being a plague, we could make it a template that spreads like a virus.
Of course, it would be dangerous if one of the party members was infected...

>>10052395
Virtues, like good and evil, are subjective.

>>10052365
See
>>10052280
>>10051942
>>10051909
>>10051796
>>10051787
>>10051786
>>10051378
>>10051163
>>10050936

>>10052395
Not us, man. Namefags just using 40K images. We don't do raids and stuff. We're too small.

Personally, I think /tg/ would be much better as an insufferable wizard.

>>10052400
A plague spread by Kimmo and his hordes?

>Dwarves average four feet in height, with squat, broad bodies. Male dwarves grow thick facial hair. It is often a sign of extreme sadness and mourning for a dwarf to shave his beard.

are you saying /tg/ is not this?

>>10052395
HERESY. WE WILL BURN YOUR FILTHY WORLD TO THE GROUND AND MURDER YOUR FAMILY IN OUR GLORIOUS VIRTUE, HERETIC

>>10052436
Wizard Dwarf? Hmmm. Could work.

>>10052442
Yet nowhere in there does it say "fat, hateful, antisocial, would rather die than work together", which are kind of nondwarven.

>>10052418
Tautology much?

>>10052438
Kimmo is a Master Necromancer

>>10052421
Well we occasionally do a bit of trolling in freeform places. I forget what it's called. A George? Something like that.

I will aid you on this quest. You have my Lawfullness.

>>10052484
>dwarves
>not antisocial

Ok, so the classes are more or less solidified. Let's move on to the races and backstories. So, why is it that Tordek Grimbeard has sworn himself to his deity? Which deity is it? What made him strike out into the world?

>>10052280
>BADGUYS:
>/d/

WHAT THE FUCK /d/ IS CHAOTIC NEUTRAL
she may be a fearsome rapist monster, but she is not evil(just wants sex ). As fot the board, the people there is pretty much CG

Put /jp/ in evil. And for fucks sake, /jp/ has the lesser charisma, why would it be a sorcerer?

weird, i had never seen this image until earlier today when i googled paladin for the first time ever to show a friend what one was. mindfuck.

>>10052484
>fat, hateful, antisocial
Dude. This fits a lot of Dwarves.
>would rather die than work together
We're better at cooperation that a lot of other boards. Granted, that's not saying much. But this is all relative traits. All the boards would be on the evil side were it not for the relativity we're putting in.

>>10052506
Let me look for LN deities

>>10052521
i support the cooperative aspect.
Come to think about it, this post is a good example, being the quest threads and create-a-X the prime ones.

>>10052515
>>10052280
FUCK YOU FAGGOT. /D/ IS OUR FUCKING ALLY.
Hell, we've accepted so many refugees from the Futa Wars that we have our own Little /d/.

Pure something, all right.

>>10052554
Quest threads involve 3, maybe 4 people.
Homebrew, community projects, all are hated as soon as they get more than 2 people involved.
/tg/ "communities" such as sup/tg/ are hateful dens, where people that moot sees as a threat to the community of 4chan are given positions of power (RedMachineD, anyone?)

The only thing that brings /tg/ together is masturbation

>>10052555
SUDDENLY, EVERYONE IS ALLY, NO ONE IS ENEMY.

Yeah, great fucking set up there buddy. At best, /d/ would be the tragically misunderstood one who just wanted to live their life their own way

Look, we need /d/ on our side. The consequences of tentacle rape are worse than falling rocks.

Also, traps.

>>10052521
>>10052501
..The fuck? Dwarves are the most social people in D&D... betwen Dwarves. In a dwarven city, dwarves are both willing to help each other and help themselves. In /tg/, the worthless clog the streets and spit at the faces of those who accomplish.

>>10052555
>FUCK YOU FAGGOT. /D/ IS OUR FUCKING ALLY.

THATS WHAT I WAS SAYING, MY RAGING COMRADE, /d/ IS MOTHER-FUCKING CHAOTIC NEUTRAL, IN THIS SETTING, SHE IS OUR DAMN PARTY CONTROLLER (IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, FUCK).

>>10052601
BullSHIT, faggot. /d/ is as much a part of /tg/ as /v/ or /co/.

>>10052533
>Adhan insists in a dogma of absolute, unbreakable law.
>Aesur's greatest weakness as a ruler, by his own admission, is his fanatical devotion to his own rules.
any of these will do

>Grond Koour preaches acceptance and respect for other races, he believes gluttony to be acceptable, as long as the glutton doesn't steal from the hungry. Grond Koour frowns on those who are unwilling to be diplomatic before becoming violent.
/ck/ deity aquired

Updated. Added stuff, moved /d/ due to request.

COLLECTIVE CLASS LIST:
/tg/ - Todark Grimbeard, Dwarf Paladin (LN) (Or possibly a Wizard)
/an/ - Elf Druid. Blissfully ignorant of human suffering, too busy caring for animals.
/lit/ - Wizard (Archivist?)
/sci/ - Alchemist
/mu/ - Bard
/fit/ - Human Monk
/sp/ - Barbarian
/k/ - Ranger
/po/ - Artificer
/m/ - Warforged Warlord (CG)
/v/ - Troll(?) Rogue
/a/ - Elf Swordsage
/co/ - Paladin (NG, Worships not a deity but the concept of JUSTICE)
/ck/ - Battlechef/Barbarian
/tv/ - Diviner
/t/ - Swashbuckler
/adv/ - Factotum
/x/ - Necromancer or Alienist
/jp/ - Samurai or Sorcerer. Unhealthy attraction to little girls.
/d/ - Shapeshifting seductress out to tempt and/or seduce everything that moves

BADGUYS:
/b/ - Terrible Cancer Mage, corrupts all it touches
/r9k/ - Insane reject, out for revenge
Kimmo - Jealous warlord who leads his jibberish-speaking brainwashed hordes against Fochan

DISTINGUISHED NPCS:
Moot - The glorious King of the land of Fochan

>>10052599
Depends on the Quest. A lot of them get quite a few people.
Sup/tg/ and 1d4chan are bigger examples of cooperation that most other boards. It's not that big, but this is relative.
>>10052634
/tg/ can be surprisingly helpful. You ask a question and if you do it polite enough you'll get an answer. You don't follow the right procedure, you don't. I really think you're painting /tg/ in a worse light than it is. Sure, it's got some problems but it's alright.

Holy shit.....

This thread has given me the idea to create a character based off of a 4chan bored, and roleplay it according to the board's general personality.

/d/ Futa Vampress (CN)

>>10052692
/tg/ focuses on the creation aspect of Moradin's divinity.

Wouldn't this devolve into PVP pretty much instantly, as the entire party catches the /b/?

>>10052601
/y/ is enemy. Think assasin, now with gay buttsecks.
/sp/ could be the jock counterpart of /tg/
/gif/ is on the same boat as /b/

also
/t/ : Neutral water mage.
/u/ elf CG sorceress

We need some writefaggotry on this

>>10052702
If that question is "Oh goddamn is this furry porn hot or what", then yes. Otherwise, you're a troll.

>>10052764
Chosen by their respective divinities to save the world?
Plotarmor.jpg

>>10052811
That's cliche. They all meet in bar.

>>10052773
/y/ is an npc, he just wanders about cottaging all day.

>>10052793
>Otherwise, you're a troll
Wait, what? I though this discussion has been perfectly civil. Now in my experience any question I've had on /tg/ on matters of rules, concepts or other players is answered well and helpfully, so long as you type it carefully and don't use a distracting picture. I've had some pleasant discussions on /tg/. Now there are the pits of scum and worthlessness that are Edition Wars, but every board has it's collection of trolls.

>>10052789
you mean fapfiction

>>10052773
>Implying /tg/ would mind buttsecks.

It's New Year's Eve, and all the normal people are out at parties, leaving only 4chan inside...

Our heros and heroines log-on...

Update bump.

COLLECTIVE CLASS LIST:
/tg/ - Todark Grimbeard, LN Dwarf Paladin of Aesur
/an/ - Elf Druid. Blissfully ignorant of others' suffering, too busy caring for animals
/lit/ - Wizard (Archivist?)
/sci/ - Alchemist
/mu/ - Bard
/fit/ - Human Monk
/sp/ - Barbarian
/k/ - Ranger
/po/ - Artificer
/m/ - CG Warforged Warlord, has tendency to shout out names of attacks and make inspiring speeches mid-combat
/v/ - Troll(?) Rogue
/a/ - Elf Swordsage
/co/ - NG Paladin, worships not a deity but the concept of JUSTICE)
/ck/ - Battlechef/Barbarian, worships Grond Koour
/tv/ - Diviner
/t/ - Swashbuckler
/adv/ - Factotum
/x/ - Necromancer or Alienist
/jp/ - Samurai or Sorcerer. Unhealthy attraction to little girls.
/d/ - Shapeshifting seductress out to tempt and/or seduce everything that moves

BADGUYS:
/b/ - Terrible Cancer Mage, corrupts all it touches
/r9k/ - Insane reject, out for revenge
Kimmo - Jealous warlord who leads his jibberish-speaking brainwashed hordes against Fochan

NOTABLE NPCS:
Moot - The glorious King of the land of Fochan
/y/ - Flamingly gay innkeeper, hits on all male members of party anytime they stay

I don't see /d/ as a good guy. I see /d/ as, at best, fuckloads of random encounters and squicky traps 'the kill you kind, not the 'HOLYSHIT THAT'S A DUDE!' kind'.

Hell, instead of making /d/ a character, let's have the whole thing take place in /d/land.

You obviously know nothing of /d/. Most people on here right now are from /d/.

>>10053028

>/m/ - CG Warforged Warlord, has tendency to shout out names of attacks and make inspiring speeches mid-combat

You forgot to mention ungodly levels of plothax far beyond the reaches of any of the other characters.

>>10053028
so, who are the stable members?
if we got with /co/ /ck/ /k/ /x/ and /m/ we'll have

2 paladins
barbarian
ranger
alienist/cleric
warlord

low magic campaign?

>>10053060

I know this about /d/.

>shittingdicknipples.jpg

>>10052789
Tired of the life underground, where he was alone, recluded and agry at the outside world, Todark Grimbeard could not stand anymore. He knew the outside world was corrupted and violent, yet he was tired of being just watching all the wars and crimes of the inhabitants of the outside world in the magical orb that his mother gave him when he was young. He was tired of complaining about it, and then his journey to the outside world started. His first checkpoint: the capital of the Fochan kingdom, which was, as he heard, victim of a strange plague as of recently.

>>10053060
'sup?

>>10053085
I wouldn't trust 4chan with too much magic, would you?

>>10053085

Oh, come on. Bring /v/. You know you want to.

>>10053144
We need a background for Fuuta, our friendly succubus.
How about we take the concept of the succubus ambassador/spies?

>>10053159

Sure I would.

As long as it was at least 100 miles away from me.

>>10053159
Consider this: 4chan has exalted-level magic already.
Proof? we are possibly at different sides of the world, talking at real-time.
If thats not some serius magic i dont know what it is.

>>10053144
Sauce? Reminds me of one Bleach doujin where Nemu and Rangiku were in same kind of position.

>>10053216
>locate city nuke

>>10053255
you can remove the "locate city" part out of that
if we have magic everything explodes forever

>>10053186
That works. We could use an espionage agent for some interesting stories. Also, requesting archive for later usage

>>10053253
Booru search for: rozenweapon

Desuchanner, pretty much single-handedly promoted the "heathly" maidens.

>>10053294
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/10050468/

>>10053411
Well all right then

COLLECTIVE CLASS LIST:
/tg/ - Todark Grimbeard, LN Dwarf Paladin of Aesur, out to do some good in the world
/an/ - Elf Druid. Blissfully ignorant of others' suffering, too busy caring for animals
/lit/ - Wizard (Archivist?)
/sci/ - Alchemist
/mu/ - Bard
/fit/ - Human Monk
/sp/ - Barbarian
/k/ - Ranger
/po/ - Artificer
/m/ - CG Warforged Warlord, has tendency to shout out names of attacks and make inspiring speeches mid-combat, has a knack to pull tricks out of his sleeve at exactly the right moment
/v/ - CN Troll(?) Rogue, makes bad jokes and pranks on other party members and enemies alike, has slight anger issues
/a/ - Elf Swordsage, kind of self-righteous
/co/ - NG Paladin, worships not a deity but the concept of JUSTICE
/ck/ - Battlechef/Barbarian, worships Grond Koour, makes some bitchin' food
/tv/ - Diviner
/t/ - Swashbuckler
/adv/ - Factotum
/x/ - Necromancer or Alienist, extremely paranoid
/jp/ - Samurai or Sorcerer. Unhealthy attraction to little girls.
/d/ - Fuuta, CN Shapeshifter Sorceress/Rogue, seductress out to tempt and/or seduce everything that moves, works as espionage agent

BADGUYS:
/b/ - Terrible Cancer Mage, corrupts all it touches
/r9k/ - Insane reject, out for revenge
Kimmo - Jealous warlord who leads his jibberish-speaking brainwashed hordes against Fochan

NOTABLE NPCS:
Moot - The glorious King of the land of Fochan
/y/ - Flamingly gay innkeeper, hits on all male members of party anytime they stay
/u/ - /y/'s twin sister, works as the barmaid in his inn, hits on the females who come in

Updated, added some stuff like /u/.
>>10053411
Excellent, was about to ask if this was uploaded. I'll probably toss open a new thread when this one goes into autosage, or possibly wait until later tonight.

>>10053255
Doesn't work.

>>10053341
Chubby Junk is chubby. And SEX

Should we start looking into adding more bad guys? Maybe tack on people who have hated on 4chan in general in the public eye, like Fox news?

>>10053495
Oh, Westboro Baptist Church has to get added in. Easily can be made into the psychotically zealous puritans heralding the /b/ plague as the end days of their chosen God, or perhaps have them worship a Pantheon even?

>>10053466

>/v/
>Has slight anger issues.

more like moderate bro.

>/an/ - Elf Druid. Blissfully ignorant of others' suffering, too busy caring for animals

Is it possible to be a member of PETA and be a good guy too?

/v/ - Goblin Barbarian/Rogue

>>10053575
/v/ - Hlafling Barbarian/Rogue

>>10053551
Was intended to be sarcastic, hard to convey through text, blahblahblah. Yeah, the basic idea is /v/ gets pissed if you disagree with him.
>>10053562
Should probably reword that slightly, /an/'s place is basically to protect the forests and all the fuzzy animals and shit that live in them. She could give less of a damn about whether a city burns, as long as animals aren't in it.
>>10053610
>>10053575
Will probably use one of these now.

>/k/ - Ranger
of this kind

>>10053622

>>10053562
>Should probably reword that slightly, /an/'s place is basically to protect the forests and all the fuzzy animals and shit that live in them. She could give less of a damn about whether a city burns, as long as animals aren't in it.

/an/ IS a PETA supporter! I knew it!

>>10053466
Have some names, people

/an/ Acatis Finet
/a/ Yami Yaiba (works as female or male)
/lit/ Orson Wilde (human)
/sci/ Ein Hawking
/mu/ Jack Blackrock
/fit/ Atlas Bareback
/sp/ ??
/k/ Kolt the Desert Eagle (famous ranger, a desert-wanderer)
/po/ ??? (i'd say it should be female)
/m/ Gurren
/v/ Ragi Blod'teth (warcraft-styled troll)
/co/ not name given, just a nickname
/ck/ Cattie Dumas
/tv/ Homer Sein-field
/t/ ???
/adv/ ???
/x/ ???
/jp/ Kuma
/d/ ???

BADGUYS
/b/ It doesnt have a name, nor a face.
/r9k/ The Scrapper

NPC
/y/ Shuichi
/u/ Kanako

>>10053847
>/k/ Kolt the Desert Eagle
I approve

/v/ should be Pokey Mann

>>10053876
Pokey mann works too.

>>10053847
>/a/ Yami Yaiba
Carries 5 swords

>>10053847
/tv/ Homer Sein-field the Lost

>>10053939
Todark Grimbeard must go on a quest to find him on a cursed island.

also, no love for /tvr/?

>>10053974
/trv/ is Hassan

>this thread
also may i sugesst /k/ constantly offers his opinions (whether they are wanted or not) on the rest of the PC's weapons

>>10053997
sounds great to me.

Only one thing, what kind of things would /po/ do? its a paper artificer.

/o/- thy noble steed that hates all other steeds
or
a horse that's a douchebag

>>10050468
>pure
Well, we're all virgins here. I guess it's true. Our occasional perversions only stress our collective virginity.

>>10053847

/co/ not name given, just a nickname

Doctor Spoiler.

>>10054067
The Spoiler Meisteeeeer

>>10053997
Mostly unwanted. Probably because his advice generally consists of "Why are you using that [ethnic slur] shit? Try this one" and things like "You'd all be dead without me here to save your asses".

>>10053847

>/v/ Ragi Blod'teth

with a huge shiteating grin and pokéballs

>>10054067
this is /co/

>>10054145

The Bat man-at-arms?

/r/ - A merchant NPC. Rips off PCs.

>>10054145
Imokwiththis.jpg

Also,
>221 posts and 25 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.
I'm proud of you /tg/

>>10053847
/jp/ would look like this

You can hear him screaming " WHERE'S DA LITTLE GIRLZ "

>>10054199
Nah, he would be the really charismatic Samurai with a disarming smile and a raging hardon for children

/gif/ is some sort of fallen priest. Another one of the villains maybe?

Updated with stuff, is literally too long to post in one reply, so I cut it off. Part 1 of 2.

COLLECTIVE CLASS LIST:
/tg/ - Todark Grimbeard, Male LN Dwarf Paladin of Aesur, out to do some good in the world
/an/ - Acatis Finetu, Female Elf Druid, Blissfully ignorant of others' suffering, too busy caring for animals
/lit/ - Orson Wilde, Wizard (Archivist?)
/sci/ - Ein Hawking, Male Alchemist
/mu/ - Jack Blackrock, Male Bard
/fit/ - Atlas Bareback, Male Human Monk
/sp/ - Male Barbarian
/k/ - Kolt "The Desert Eagle", Male CN Ranger, obsessed with his multitude of weapons and their upkeep, critiques other people's gear relentlessly
/po/ - Kuten Fold, Female Artificer
/m/ - Gurren, Male(?) CG Warforged Warlord, has tendency to shout out names of attacks and make inspiring speeches mid-combat, has a knack to pull tricks out of his sleeve at exactly the right moment
/v/ - Pokey Mann, Male CN Halfling Rogue/Barbarian, makes bad jokes and pranks on other party members and enemies alike, has anger issues
/a/ - Yami Yaiba, male Elf Swordsage, carries 5 swords
/co/ - "Doctor Spoiler", Male NG Paladin, worships not a deity but the concept of JUSTICE
/ck/ - Cattie Dumas, Female Battlechef/Barbarian, worships Grond Koour, makes some bitchin' food
/tv/ - Homer Sein-feld the Lost, male Diviner
/t/ - Male Swashbuckler
/adv/ - Factotum
/x/ - Necromancer or Alienist, extremely paranoid
/jp/ - Kuma, male Samurai or Sorcerer. Unhealthy attraction to little girls.
/d/ - Fuuta, Female(?) CN Shapeshifter Sorceress/Rogue, seductress out to tempt and/or seduce everything that moves, works as espionage agent

>>10054252
Part 2 of 2

BADGUYS:
/b/ - "Anonymous", terrible Cancer Mage, corrupts all it touches
/r9k/ - "The Scrapper", insane reject, out for revenge
The Westboro Cultists - Religious fanatic group that considers Fochan to be a place of pure evil, wish to see it destroyed
Kimmo - Jealous warlord who leads his jibberish-speaking brainwashed hordes against Fochan

NOTABLE NPCS:
Moot - The glorious King of the land of Fochan
/y/ - Shuichi, Flamingly gay innkeeper, hits on all male members of party anytime they stay
/u/ - Kanako, /y/'s twin sister, works as the barmaid in his inn, hits on the females who come in
/trv/ - CRAAAAZY HASSAN
/o/ - Mechanical horse with an ego trip

/jp/ should really be some kind of NPC hermit who wants to be left alone and dream about things that will never come true. May hold hard to come by pieces of knowledge, but only for subjects few care about.

Thats what the board is like, at least. All they care for is becoming the little girl or finding a way to gensokyo. And fapping. And not getting kicked out of their parent's house.

>>10054199
/jp/ - Rance?

>>10054245
i would have thought gif was a necromancer.
he makes things move.

>>10054180
>/r/ - A merchant NPC. Rips off PCs.

no, /r/ is a confused librarian that brings you books, just not the ones you're looking for.

>>10054252
> /tg/ - Todark Grimbeard, Male LN Dwarf Paladin of Aesur, out to do some good in the world

> LN Paladin
> out to do some good

FFFFFFFF-...

I raged a little.

>>10054275
>You can hear him screaming " WHERE'S DA LITTLE GIRLZ "
>Rance?

Never played Rance, eh?

>>10054288
Or a mad alchemist that runs around animating dangerous objects and hurling them at the party. I do like the idea of /gif/ being a villain though, so second

Rance is not into little girls

>>10054336
well, make him LG.
Being LN doesnt mean you have to be a LAWFUL STUPID and cant do good things. Also, consider /b/ is chaotic evil (or CN at least) so, against him law could mean good as well

>>10054336

Out to do some neutral doesnt have the same ring to it.

So, are we on autosage at his point?

>>10053033

I don't know...remember that as nasty as /d/ can be, /tg/ is just a noted for our monstergirls, and we've enjoyed good image threads and interesting discussions involving them.

while there is certainly evil /d/ out there, some nice stuff would fit as a friend, pet, or...umm...mount...for /tg/

>>10050468
I play LoTFR. Your argument is invalid.

>>10054336
>>10054388
Updated to say "out to bring some justice" instead of do good. Better?

>>10054642
Works

>>10054574
/d/ is no more evil than /tg/, and /tg/ is SHINING GLORIOUS PALADIN OF VIRTUE AND GOODNESS

>>10054699
Oh yeah, that's us

>>10054732
by 4chan standars, we ARE.

let me link you guys to your neighbor thread

>>10045603

>>10054699
/d/ has guro and vore and rape. They're a lot more evil than /tg/. There's a reason we're /d/ lite and it ain't because of the blue background.

add to /m/'s description: A Warforged with sideburns
Tends to go batshit insane as the fight drags on

>>10054899

Guro's not permitted on /d/.

>>10055020
/m/ has a split personality

Did we hit autosage?

>>10055241
Not yet, but it's coming soon, so maybe we should go ahead and shift to a new thread?

>>10055263
It's just 50 poasts more, can we wait?

>>10055241
apparently not yet

>>10055278
Well, the posts are going to be made, regardless of which thread it's in. I say we go ahead and move

>>10054258
I vote /gif/ as a badguy

>>10055035
Maybe not HARD guro.

>>10055311
Same. I still say we could have fun with the idea of /gif/ as a Mad Animist

>>10055313
Hiroaki Samura's softguro (Beauty of the Brutal) is borderline accepted

>>10055342
With at least a LITTLE sexual deviancy

>>10055263
make new thread.

>>10051084
A...Paladin...in a Wizard hat...FUCK YES! YOU ARE THE MOST AMUSING IDEA EVER!

>>10055433
New thread ^ here

/tg/ is the hoily bat shit angry LG Paladin of some old forgotten and obscure god who's disenchanted with the world but still fights for it.
The quote "I once heard a man say the world is good, and worth fighting for. I belive the latter." comes to mind...as does Sam Vimes.

>>10055398
I had that in stonesoup once. Motherfucker drank a potion that made him RAGE before every battle as well. He ended up dying of hunger because he couldn't find enough enemies to satisfy his appetite.

>>10050936