It's too late.Past threads: http://pastebin.com/uMT2kb5qTwitter: https://twitter.com/Saxton_0
We couldn't have prevented it either way.
>>31517557Too late? We haven't even gotten started yet.
Here's what I've prepared for today, 56 files.
I guess I'll have to do it this time since the usual guy doesn't seem to be around.
>>31517663I'm here.I just don't want to do this anymore.Let me go for fuck's sake. Let me die.
>>31517683I can carry the mantle if you want. I'll carry that weight.
>>31517696Alright, I'm out.Have fun with that.Watch out for skeletons.
>>31517730
>>31517730It'll be fine anon, don't worry. Even if we lose our way, we'll make it okay.
Satsuki finishes her speech, and the two of you step back inside the tower."A tournament?", you ask. "What's the point?""Officially, it's to determine who will be the new Vice-President, but I think both of us know the answer to that." She smiles. "The real, unofficial reason is an excuse to analyze the performance of the Three- and Four-Star uniforms in proper combat."[ ] Inquire further[ ] Drop the subject, ask about the first round
>>31518161[x] Inquire furtherFeels like a decent time to ask questions about Satsuki's plan so we're not confused and in the dark.That and it lets us know if anything breaks that plan.
>>31518161I for one welcome our new Vice President.[X] Inquire further.Also, train heavily after this. We ain't slacking just because Satsuki thinks this is in the bag. We've never fought Newspaper Boy before and he's rising through the ranks.
>>31518161>[x]Inquire furtherMight as well ask questions while we can.
>>31518161[x] Inquire furtherSpecifically ask if we get to fight, we haven't gotten to show off a lot yet.
>>31518269The last story post in the previous thread should answer that question.
Something that ticked me a few threads ago but I forgot>when Gama stated that he only received license two days ago Ryuko became worriedHe's been driving for like a month to get that license though
>>31518161>[X] Inquire furtherDon't we know that though? Oh well
>>31518290Still a rookie driver.
>>31518232>>31518250>>31518258>>31518269>>31518309
>>31518250>he's rising through the ranksIs he though? I don't think he's upgraded from no-star status yet. Something seems wrong about that. How did he manage to stand side-by-side with the Devas as a no-star?
>>31518346He kicked everyone else's ass during the 7 days of anarchy.That's why we have a reason to train. Nui or not, we ain't jobbing to this kid.
>>31518346With muh resolve
>>31518361>He kicked everyone else's ass during the 7 days of anarchy.See what I'm getting at here? Something seems off about this kid being so tough.
>>31518383Well, he was a part of fight club, so it's not completely unreasonable that he's tough.We could ask Mako about him.
>>31518361It's not even clear if it even is Nui.We should stop with the meta-knowledge, it's going to fuck us in the rear sooner or later
>>31518448It doesn't matter if it's Nui. We. Are. Not. Losing.
>>31518471Our way?
>>31518448I'm not bringing up meta though. I'm bringing up legitimate questions that should be going through any character's mind right now. I'm not sitting here and going "IT'S NUI". Instead I'm asking "Shit, how's this kid so damn tough? Something doesn't seem right."
>>31518489True enough.But Mako is also just a "normal" student that fucked everything up left and right, even before getting her uniform.
>>31518544That's the thing though, Mako is "normal", while as far as we can tell, Nagita is normal.We've gotta be cautious.
>>31518611What if Nagita is someone even worse?She might be stre-powerful
>>31518650i want to put my dick in her mouth while she's not looking
>>31518666I know, right? Just looks so inviting in that picture
>>31518666>>31518690Save for next time Nui decides to visit in No-Star Quest, boys.
Maiko and Ragyo share eye coloration
>>31518161"Analyze their performance? And what will you do with that knowledge?""Iori will keep a close eye on every fight, record the data, and create new versions of uniforms for you and the Devas, basing on the information on their strengths and weaknesses. The current ones you have are prototypes, they were never meant to be the final product.""I see. Still, there's one thing that's bothering me.""What is it?""Nagita. Who the hell is he, and how did he even get so far?""He is indeed an interesting case. As part of the Fight Club, he was offered a One-Star uniform. However, he refused to accept it. Despite that, he's managed to make it through 7 days of Naturals Election and climb atop one of the pillars. It's a complete mystery to me as well.""Hmm. Well, I guess we're about to find out what he's made of."There's still around 4 hours left until the tournament begins. Perhaps you could go talk to the participants?[ ] Stay here[ ] Go talk to Sanageyama[ ] Go talk to Gamagoori[ ] Go talk to Nonon[ ] Go talk to Inumuta[ ] Go talk to Nagita[ ] Take a walk aroundCHOICES
>>31518788>[x] Go talk to Nagita
>>31518788>Go talk to NagitaSeems like a stand-up chap, right boys?
>>31518788[x] Go talk to InumutaWe need data on this Nagita kid. He refused a 1-star uniform? Fishy business, that is.
>>31518788[x] Go talk to SanageyamaWE MUST NOT LET OUR STUDENT SHAME US
>>31518788>[ ] Go talk to SanageyamaIf i read correctly he's our partner or something. Tactics discussing
>>31518822Not exactly, no.It's all 1v1 fights, except him and Ryuuko only get added to the pool of fighters in the second round.
>>31518788>Go talk to SanageyamaAdvise him to stock up on lube
>>31518711 You guys get raped ONCE and suddenly I'm a perv. Don't drink in a building filled with crazies.
>>31518926I didn't call you a perv though. That's me, damn it, I work too hard on these shameless cringeworthy innuendos!Like you said, the lewd is a side effect of our employment. I won't call it good or bad, but Fate's doing alright with it. I'm just saying those two should save the lewd for when we're inevitably given another "housewarming present".
>>31518970 Is there no one NOT okay with this!?! [/sppiler] Probably not... But seriously, VoteP time.
>>31518788>Go talk to NononYou know what's good? Spending a week with Satsuki
>>31519025I fucked up again.
>>31519025The collective is simultaneously okay with it and not okay with it. It can't be helped at this point, might as well roll with it.So, placing bets on who Nagita really is? I'm putting in a vote for Isshin's new identity, who gets killed by Nui after she just sort of shows up and we're all shocked.
>>31518816>>31518822>>31518891After almost 20 minutes, the majority goes to Sanageyama, so I guess we'll go with that.Probably shouldn't have added so many choices.
Made it, but not really.>>31519093Sanageyama is the best Deva.
>>31518788You figure you might as well go talk to Sanageyama. He's going to join the fight at the same time as you, in the second round. The tower is off-limits for the Devas until the tournament ends, so you won't find him here. You ride the elevator down, and head to the sidelines of the "polling place".After a while of looking around, you find Sanageyama. He's sitting by himself, deep in thought. His sharp senses cause him to face towards you when you come near, though."Matoi. So, you've been training with Lady Satsuki the past week?"You think back to what you've been doing the past 7 days. "Uh, yeah." You did visit the training hall several times, so it's not entirely a lie.[ ] Ask him about the past week[ ] Ask him about Nagita
>>31519474[x] Ask him about NagitaWHAT DO YOUR ELF EYES SEE, UZU?
>>31519474[x] Ask him about NagitaWell Uzu, what does the music tell you about Nagita?
>>31519474>[X] Ask him about the past weekDidn't he stomp the most students? What's up with that?
>>31519474>[x] Ask him about NagitaWhat does he smell like.
>>31519474>[x]Ask him about NagitaTELL ME YOUR SECRETS MONKEY
>>31519474>[ ] Ask him about the past week
>>31519474>[ ] Ask him about Nagita
>>31519517>>31519536>>31519553>>31519559>>31519667
>>31519474[ ] Ask him about the past week
>>31519474"You know, there's something that's been bothering me. You've been out of the tower for the past week, so you probably know something about it.""What is it?", he asks."Nagita. Something about him seems... off, in fact everything about him does. Do you know something about him?""Hmm." Seems it's not a question with a simple answer for Sanageyama. "I did explain to you how my Mind's Eye works, right?""More or less. You can't see, but you can perceive things clearly using your other senses, right?""That's about it, yes. Now, as for your question about Nagita. For me, every person has a kind of aura about them.""An aura?" Sounds almost mystical."How to put it... there's a certain presence about every person, unique to them. Now, as for Nagita, he has none.""Huh?""I know when he's around, but he's like a black hole. You can tell it's there, but you can't exactly see it. That's pretty much all I can tell you about him.""You haven't seen him fight?", you ask. "Uh, sorry, I didn't mean-"He cuts you off. "No, it's okay, I catch myself doing that, too. To answer your question, no. I've met him several times throughout the week, but it was always once he was already done fighting, so I know nothing about how he fights.""Hmm. Actually, I could say the same thing. When the whole Fight Club thing started, I got to see him accompanying Mako sometimes, but I never managed to see him fighting. This is really weird."
>>31519934>"You haven't seen him fight?", you ask. "Uh, sorry, I didn't mean-"
>>31519934>but I never managed to see him fighting. This is really weird."
>>31519934>but I never managed to see him fighting. This is really weird.Not reallyThat said, he has "Mind's eye", so technically he CAN see
>>31519934"Well, with the whole tournament, and all the people watching, surely he can't avoid being seen fighting now, can he?", Sanageyama asks."Yeah, I suppose.""Anyway, I'll be seeing you in the finals. For now, I need some time to prepare." He walks off. You hope that confidence won't come back to bite him.You walk around a bit more, trying to find the other participants, but it seems they have went their separate ways to prepare, as well. There's still a bit of time left until the tournament.[ ] Try to find Mako[ ] Go back
>>31520149[x] Try to find MakoLet's get some motivation!
>>31520149>Try to find MakoWe gotta find her and ask her about Nagita.
>>31520149>[x] Try to find Mako
>>31520149>[ ] Try to find Mako
>>31520184>>31520191>>31520197>>31520213>>31520233That's some unanimous Mankeyshocker.
>>31520246with that other option might as well be the only one
>>31520149Now that you think of it, Mako was the only Two-Star left standing, in no small part thanks to the fact she sat out the event in the tower. Did she not make an attempt to climb one of the pillars? You decide to find her and ask about it.Before you can do that, however, Mako comes to you. "Ryuuko-chan!""Hey, Mako. Did you not try to climb any of the towers? You have a Two-Star uniform, after all.""What towers?" Mako seems confused."Those." You point to the gigantic, really hard to miss pillars in the courtyard."Oh! You see, Nagita told me he would like to climb one, so I just cheered him on!"Nagita did, huh?[ ] Talk about the past week[ ] Ask about Nagita
>>31520344>[ ] Ask about Nagita
>>31520344[x] Ask about Nagita
>>31520344>[x]Ask about NagitaI really want to tell her how she potentially ruined a week of bonding with our sister but there are more important things to talk about. I doubt she will understand anyway.
>>31520344>[X] Ask about NagitaShe definately saw something. Problem is, it's Mako
>>31520371>>31520373>>31520380>>31520384>>31520391
>>31520344>[x] Ask about Nagita
Kinda wish we could tell Nonon how Ryuko spent her week
>>31520344"Come to think of it, Mako. What can you tell me about Nagita? I don't really know anything about him."Mako thinks for a bit. "Well, he's really strong, and he helped me with the Fight Club a lot. I didn't really talk to him about other things, though.""So, have you seen him fight?""Of course! I mean, he's been helping me all that time!""What can you tell me about the way he fights?", you ask."It's really cool!""Uh, anything else?""Hmm... Nope! I can't really think of anything else, sorry."Guess you shouldn't have expected a detailed evaluation from Mako."Nevermind, then. What are you going to do now, Mako?""I'll go to the spectator seats and cheer you and Nagita on! Good luck, Ryuuko-chan!" In her usual style, she storms off before you can finish talking to her. Oh well.1 PM draws near, so you head back to the tower. Satsuki is in the main room."I tried to find out a bit more about Nagita, but it seems nobody really knows anything.", you say."What do you mean?""Not even Sanageyama can get a read on him. I think we should be careful.""Then, perhaps we should modify the brackets for the tournament a bit, so that we can gather some data on him?", Satsuki says."Huh?""As the matchups stand right now, Nagita is going to fight Nonon. However, we could change that, and pit him against Inumuta instead. What do you think?"[ ] Sounds good[ ] It should stay as it is
>>31520632[x] Sounds goodData? DATA!
>>31520632>[x] Sounds goodAcquire data.
>>31520632>[ ] It should stay as it is
>>31520632[ ] Sounds goodInu's invisibility and powers of assessment would likely help against Nagita, as he hasn't faced anyone like that before.
>>31520632[x] Sounds good.Let him get direct DATA and then observe the rest of the time.
>>31520632>[X] Sounds goodPayback's a bitch, ain't it
>>31520632>[ ] Sounds good
>>31520650>>31520653>>31520655>>31520672>>31520677
>>31520632>[x] Sounds good
>>31520650>>Data? DATA!
So we MIGHT have doomed him just a little bit...Pic unrelated
Is OP okay?
>>31520998Still here, had to go away for a bit. Writing now.
>>31520632"Yeah, that sounds good. We can't be sure Inumuta gets to fight him later on, so it'd be best for them to fight in the first round.""Very well." Satsuki uses her intercom to inform the organizational staff of the changes. "Now, it's almost time to begin, so let's go outside."The two of you head to the balcony, and Satsuki stands at the front."Gamagoori and Jakuzure, prepare for battle! Let the first fight of round one begin!"Gamagoori and Nonon are the only two Devas whose uniforms you haven't yet seen. This will be interesting. Stairs connecting to the arena in the middle emerge from their respective pillars, and the two head to the center. Why is the One-Star marching band accompanying Nonon?
>>31521173(And now, to make it more interesting. For the duration of the fight, who will we be?)[ ] Ryuuko[ ] Gamagoori[ ] Nonon
>>31521186>[ ] Nonon
>>31521186>[X] GamagooriNanon sore can wait.
>>31521186>[ ] Gamagoori
>>31521186>[X] Ryuuko
>>31521186[x] Gamagoori>implying this was a question
>>31521186>[X] Nonon
>>31521186>[x] Nonon
>>31521186[ ] Gamagoori
>>31521186Gama
Watch. Nui is going to figure out that Inu is trying to gather data and banshi Probe Regalia. You've doomed InuxData.
>>31521193>>31521216>>31521217>>31521231>>31521232
>>31521246WhatevsIf we get no data that just means Nui will show us even better time
>>31521246He's got backups, right?
>>31521246Good. Fuck shipperfags.UzuXJunketsu is the one true couple with actual things to base it on.
>>31521328Eh, I don't see it.
>>31521341That's because you're short sighted.
Gonna go away for another 20 minutes or so.Gotta switch gears and think how to write this.I was prepared for writing Satsuki's perspective last time, but this was a rather spontaneous idea.
>>31521341That's because it's a joke, it's not based on anything
>>31521358He's lost focus.
>>31521381If you planned on going with Satsuki's perspective, might as well go with it instead of changing plans. Or just make a second vote and add Satsuki's perspective in the lot.
>>31521358Well I guess, but I usually get a sense for these things, you know?>>31521381S'cool, man.>>31521385Yeah, I guess he's become unsewn.
>>31521250THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOWhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypgltnMSTvw
>>31521405No, what I meant is the time when she first wore Junketsu.
>>31521423>>31521397>>31521358>>31521341
>>31521435SLAANESH IS WITH US
>>31521445Indeed she is.
>>31521186So, Toad is your first opponent? You haven't seen his uniform in action, but with the one you have, that shouldn't pose an issue."How thoughtful of you to spare the other two from certain defeat in the first round by taking it on yourself, Disciplinary Bureau Chairman.""Hmph! If you think I'll go down easily, you are gravely mistaken, Jakuzure!"He activates his uniform, and yellow light momentarily blinds you as he transforms. What emerges is some kind of glorified bondage getup."Three-Star Ultima Uniform: Shackle Regalia!""Gross."How does he intend to fight in that? It doesn't look like he can even really move. Oh well, it's his problem. The stars on your hat glimmer.The marching band throws their instruments in the air. They all flock to you, forming the Regalia around you. What emerges is quite bulky, but it helps with acoustics."Three-Star Ultima Uniform: Symphony Regalia Grave!""Can this really be called a uniform?", Gamagoori asks."Have you ever looked at yours in a mirror? Okay, for my first song, Light Cavalry Overture!"Now, this will probably be easy, so you can play around a bit.[ ] Nuke him into stone age[ ] Taunt him into attacking
>>31521958>[ ] Taunt him into attacking
>>31521958>[x] Taunt him into attackingHe's the kind of pervert that gets off on being hit. We're not enabling that. Not right now anyway.
>>31521958>[X] Nuke him into stone age
>>31521958>[x] Taunt him into attackingI just want to hear her sweet voice in my head.
>>31521958>[X] Nuke him into the stone ageHe can't even move! Clearly we can end this in one round!
>>31521958>[x] Taunt him into attackingWhen would Nonon ever NOT taunt someone, given the chance?
>>31521958>[x] Taunt him into attackingTime to show our tongue is as sharp as...All those sharp things we could shoot at him.
>>31521974>>31521984>>31521996>>31522013>>31522028
>>31522028http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DuYDhTpBNouk&start1=0&video2=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D_LeiyMEb8-E&start2=&authorName=Jakuzure+Nonon
>>31522047>gama: "You fight like a milkmaid!">nonon: "How appropriate; you fight like a cow."
>>31522147
>>31522156 More Like>Nonon: You fight like a Milkmaid![/spoiler]>Gama: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. TAUNT ME! TAUNT ME! Yeah, got me so hard girl, YEAH!>Nonon: You, er... you look dumb.[/spoiler]>Gama: HARDER!
>>31521958Surely, he's not going to just stand here? You wait a bit. He is going to just stand here."Do you want to fight or not?", he asks."I am, but I'm not so sure about you.""Why aren't you attacking me?""I could ask you the same thing, Ira-chan. Is the Disciplinary Bureau Chairman not as tough as he tries to look?"He's still just standing, doing nothing. What is this guy's deal?[ ] Attack him[ ] Taunt him some more
>>31522356>[ ] Taunt him some moreHe's not even attacking? How embarassing!
>>31522356>[x] Taunt him some more
>>31522256>dem spoilers
>>31522356[X] Taunt him some moreIf we attack him now, we lose.
>>31522356>[ ] Taunt him some more
>>31522356[x] taunttalk smack about him and the under achiever
>>31522370>>31522375>>31522377>>31522391>>31522405
>>31522356Taunt. Make implications about his loyalty to Satsuki
>>31522405Would Nonon know about that?
>>31522415Trust me, band girls are really fucking gossipy. They'd know
>>31522415As much as I'd like to do it, she has no reason to know about it.
>>31522415Nonon would know. Her flickering tongue can practically taste the delicious SEKRETS.
Are we going full French with our taunts, or wot?
>>31522464why would our taunts be frenchisn't that nui's thing?
>>31522484https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY
>>31522510>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNYYou know he's saying an actual insult, right?"Your mother was a hamster" - his mother was a small rodent that bred rapidly."Your father smelled of elderberries" - elderberries were used in wine back then; he's saying Arthur's father is a drunk basically.
>>31522602I thought that was the point?Unless you are saying that it's going too far.
>>31522602I just assumed it meant that the mother was crazy obese for her size, and the father had to exploit the smell of berries in order to get some because he was such a loser.
>>31522356The audience grows impatient. "Get on with it!""See, you've made the audience upset! So hurry up and attack me, or forfeit!", you say."Get on with it!", you can hear Ryuuko call out."Well, you aren't attacking me either, are you, Jakuzure? You're as much at fault as I am.""Yes, but you're the one refusing to attack me!""Get on with it.", Satsuki says. "Or you're both disqualified."[ ] Attack him[ ] Keep trying
>>31522798>[ ] Attack him
>>31522798>[x] Attack himFine, just push him over the side with the fact that we're an enormous tank.
>>31522798[x] attack himbut play music that isn't over bearing something like http://youtu.be/8Qx2lMaMsl8
>>31522798>[x] Attack him>>31522819This. Ramming speed!
>>31522814>>31522819>>31522836>>31522838>>31522846
>>31522798>Get on with ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1YmS_VDvMY
>>31522798http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMUnbNPCoSwRelevant
>>31522890>>31522892I saw somebody post the clip earlier, and couldn't help myself.
>>31522890>>31522892based anons
>>31522890>>31522892Suddenly have an urge to watch that now
>>31522798the product of 5 minutes of shittastic work
>>31523063You're doing god's work, man.On that note:>WHAT, IS YOUR NAME?>KIryuin Satsuki.>SATSUKI. WHAT, IS YOUR QUEST?>To kill the original fiber.>WHAT, is the median intensity of an electric Shamisen?>What do you mean, with his eyes open or shut?>What? I don't know that. AARRRG->[Electric Shamisen intensifies]
>>31523170nah, more like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJoM7V54T-c"Sanageyama? Where's Sanageyama?">cut to Sanageyama being pressed up against a squad car
>>31522798Best not try Satsuki's patience."Well, if you're not going to move, why don't I give you a hand?!" You charge at Gamagoori at full speed, and ram Symphony Regalia into him.To no avail. He won't budge. Suddenly the whips wrapping him balloon up, causing you to bounce back."What the hell?"Gamagoori is still standing in the same spot. He still isn't doing anything?"Fine then, take this! Symphony Regalia Musical Barrage!"Every speaker and weapon your uniform has emerges from it, and fires at Gamagoori. Cracks start to form on the arena's floor. Smoke obscures your vision."Well, guess we're done here.", you say. "I hope there's something left of him.""Throwing all you've got at me was a mistake, Jakuzure.""Eh?"The smoke clears, and you can see Gamagoori, still standing in the very same spot. His uniform seems really bloated now. Suddenly, something starts to change in it. The whips shoot out in every direction, wrapping your Symphony Regalia tightly."Three-Star Ultima Uniform: Scourge Regalia!""What is this supposed to be, Toad?! I don't want anything to do with your deviations!"As if in response, the whips squeeze the tank, and... crush it. It falls apart with a cacophonic sound of all the instruments shooting out of it."NANI SORE?!" This can't be! He destroyed it just like that?
>>31523358rip nononTime for her to take her place in the announcers' booth.
>>31523358based gama
>>31523358
>>31523358Nonon getting blown the fuck up, Monkey's too busy with his dayjob, and Gama is wrecking fools.All is right in the world.
>>31523358So do we tap out, or time for an Encore?
>>31523521who would want an encore of that sad performance?
>>31523358You're down and out. Nobody is asking for an encore. You can't blame them. It was a complete rout, after all. Toad's uniform seems like an absolute hard counter to yours.You deactivate what's left of your uniform, and Gamagoori follows suit."The winner of the first fight is Gamagoori! He will move on to the round two!", Satsuki calls out.
>>31523561>to the round twoThis is what I get for changing wording mid-sentence and not checking it later.
>>31523561http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC75aU47GRk
>>31523390>nonon announcerplease god/votep, make this happen
>>31523615Seconding this. Nonon needs her time on the mike. Put her on with Gama and we got Team Rush Hour on mic.
>>31523687>Gama>not InumutaCan you even imagine the verbal sparring going back and forth between the two?
>>31523687>yfw nonon goes NANI SORE every fucking time something totally unexpected happens in a battle
>>31523712I can see it,But Dog and Cat are very likely to get too caught up in each other's barbs, such that it'd draw focus from the match too much onto the mike.A GamaSore team has Gamagoori to reel in Nonon when they stray too far from commentary, while providing useful information with a decent amount of hype, while Nonon is willing to approach the match from a variety of angles in order to have a good laugh, making the commentary less show-and-tell.It's less Aquasilk/Yipes and more Ultradavid/Yipes, if you're familiar with the fighting game scene.Also, >>31523561[x]Petition Satsuki to get Nonon on commentary
>>31523905>Cat
>>31523561Well, that was something. Nonon gave it her all, and that was her mistake, as Gamagoori threw it right back at her. It seems that his uniform absorbs the power of attacks it receives, and later uses it for counter-attacking.Senketsu sounds off. "He might be a tough enemy if you'll have to face him""Yeah.""Inumuta and Nagita, prepare to fight!", Satsuki says.Four-eyes versus four-eyes. That's eight eyes total. Then again, one of Nagita's eyes is always obscured by his hair.(Same thing, different choices.)[ ] Ryuuko[ ] Inumuta
>>31523969>[ ] Inumuta
>>31523969>[ ] Inumutacan't afford to fuck up here
>>31523969[X] Inumuta
>>31523969>[X] InumutaFocus on saving the data. Don't let her destroy our uniform. Forfeit if necessary.
>>31523989>>31523995>>31524003>>31524018>>31524035
>>31524035this
>>31524035Also, don't forget: make full use of our invisibility; Nagita's likely not encountered an ability like that yet, so we've got an advantage over him there.
This thread is some kind of multiple personality disorder for this quest.
>>31524082more like"And now for someone completely different."
>>31523995>mfw we fug up
>>31524075I should probably remind you that invisibility doesn't actually work.>>31524082>implying that every single quest on this board doesn't share that same problem.
>>31524082just like /tg/!
>>31524075Remember Nui was able to see through the invisibility cloak
>>31524107It totally does!HAHAHA you're right it doesn't, but if we use it to keep yanking around Nuigita's chain long enough and keep them misdirected, we can gather a lot of possible data.
>>31523969>in b4 inumata for some fucked reason wins amd it is hilarious.>Nui just feels completely retarded for sucking that much>everyone is horrified as to what the hell actually happened.
>>31524139It's not like that would change much.
>>31524172Wait. Wait. Hold up - even if Inumuta forfeited, would that even stop Nuigita from shredding his uniform?
>>31524211By the rules of the tourney, yeah.Based on that, no.
>>31524211Who knows.
>>31524230fuck
>>31524230WELP. THERE GOES DATA.
>>31524230This is why you prepare backups, people.
>>31524320With this in mind, we should, like, tell Inu to try and prepare a backup drive or maybe transfer the data as he's battling, or something.
>>31524230I'm sure everything is fine and normal, guys.No need to worry
>>31523969Surely, there must've been a reason why Lady Satsuki altered the initial matchups. You were supposed to fight Jakuzure, and yet here you are, heading down the stairs to the arena to fight Nagita Shinjirou, the mysterious Fight Club member.What do you know about him? He transferred to Honnouji Academy this year, is 17 years old, has no known relatives, and is part of the Fight Club. In short: nothing. Of course. That is exactly why Lady Satsuki wanted you to fight him. She knows nothing about him as well.You arrive at the arena, and face your opponent."You have no Ultima Uniform?", you ask him. How does he intend to fight you like this?"No, and I don't need one to win!" He seems confident."If you say so." You're not going to take any chances, yourself. Your uniform activates."Three-Star Ultima Uniform: Probe Regalia."[ ] Evaluate him[ ] Take him down
>>31524678>[x] Evaluate himDATA
>>31524678>[ ] Evaluate him
>>31524678>[x] Evaluate himMight as well try.
>>31524678[X] Evaluate himCome on OP, you gotta get them weak ass buttons out of here. You really think we won't go straight for the D?
>>31524678>[x] Evaluate Him[Data Collecting Intensifies]
>>31524720>>31524725>>31524731>>31524736>>31524742
you have the opportunity to take any one classic spongebob episode (Fry Cook Games, Band Geeks, etc) and replace the show's cast with that of Kill la Kill: which episode do you pick?Band Geeks, if only to hear Nonon going "FLAG TWIRLERS, COME ON!" and then have a pair of One-Stars just fly up into the sky and explode
>>31524678You activate the uniform's scanning system, which starts analyzing Nagita's body.What? No, that's impossible. Did you calibrate the uniform wrong? This can't be true.Scan results indicate every inch of Nagita's body is made of Life Fibers."What's wrong, you're not going to fight?", he asks.[ ] Cloak, scan him further[ ] Forfeit
>>31524993[ ] Forfeit
>>31524993>[ ] ForfeitGet the fuck out while we still can; we're not gonna make it out otherwise.
>>31524993>[ ] Cloak, scan him further
>>31524993>[ ] Cloak, scan him furtherDATA, MORE DATA
>>31524993[x] Forfeit
>>31524993[X] Forfeit, cloak, RUN
>>31524993>[ ] ForfeitWE CAN'T LOSE THE DATA! Not again....
>>31525026>>31525029>>31525034>>31525035>>31525053
>>31524993[x] SCREAM FINDINGS TO SATSUKI[x] Forfeit [x] Dodge objects thrown by angry audience
>>31524993inumuta.gif
>>31525053>>31525035>>31525034>>31525029>>31525026>mfw we fell for the ruse and he'll still wipe the floor with us before we say we want to concede
>>31525076We can still tell Satsuki about our findings, at the very least. We might not have the data to find a weakness (if any) in Nuigita's life fibers, but we can still inform her.
>>31524993ABORT
>>31525076This is why I said cloak and bail. Less chance of being struck down anyway.
>>31524993I think this rather appropriatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FPELc1wEvk
>>31525107Unless we get punched into a coma or killed.
>>31524993[X] Cloak and bail
>>31525123Nui can see through Inu's cloak, dude.Granted, this is meta, but we'd still bail even if we (Not Ryuko, that is) didn't know that.
>>31524981>Band Geeks
>>31524993[X] Forfeit and Cloak
>>31524981Karate Choppers; Ryuko instead of Sandy, Sanageyama instead of Sponge.
>>31525158>>31525189These.
>>31524993>[ ] Cloak, scan him furtherPart of the exercise is to figure out the weaknesses of the Ultima Uniforms. How will Iori get any data on that if Inu doesn't even try to use his cloak?Of course, too late due to ridiculously panicked reaction, oh well.
>>31524993You don't know what this is about, but this fight wouldn't end well. You deactivate your uniform."Inumuta Houka hereby forfeits from this battle!""Huh?" Nagita seems surprised. "Oh well, suit yourself."The audience starts jeering. Let them do it. It's a little price to pay for not having to deal with Nagita. You will definitely need to report your findings to Lady Satsuki immediately."Nagita is the winner of this fight, and will move on to round two!" Lady Satsuki's swift announcement surprises everyone. She nods at you. You're glad she understood your intention.
>>31525320Oh god, he's gonna kill us while our back is turned, isn't he.Inb4 Nagita was a baby Ragyo discarded
>>31525383Which is why we need to report to Satsuki ASAP.
Is OP ok?
>>31525320Inumuta better go fast before somebody gets hurt. There's still time to prevent the happeNUIng.
>>31525320What was this all about? Inumuta activated his uniform, stood there for half a minute, and suddenly forfeited. You didn't even get to see how Nagita fights."Let's wait for Inumuta to arrive. He seems to have something to say.", Satsuki says."Huh?"Sure enough, after a moment, Inumuta arrives at the tower."What was this all about, Inumuta? You-", you start, but Satsuki raises her hand."Let him say it.""Lady Satsuki, I analyzed his body. The scan results showed that it's entirely made of Life Fibers.""What?!", you say.Satsuki's face turns very serious. "Are you sure?""It's either that, or it's covered in them tightly enough for Probe Regalia's scanning devices to be unable to penetrate them. There are two possibilities: either Nagita is a Life Fiber puppet of some sort, or it's a disguise. Either way, Nagita Shinjirou as we know him likely does not exist."Mako has been around somebody like this all the time? "This is crazy! What are we going to do, Satsuki?""...We will do nothing.""What?""At least until Naturals Election is over, we must feign ignorance. Whoever, or whatever Nagita is, we must not let him know we're aware he's not just a normal student. We can deal with him once this is over."Satsuki steps out to the balcony again."This concludes round one of the tournament! There will now be a one hour break! All participants, rest and prepare for round two!"
>>31525795Satsuki what are you doing? You've doomed us all! It's happeNUIng!
>>31525877i'm thinking she is assuming that Nui would lose to ryuuko yo.
>>31525921That is not a good assumption to make. Ryuko will be forced to sync and the cat's out of the bag from there.
I think that'll be it for today.
>>31525960And we can't lose Senketsu (which I'm assuming losing to Nui via shredding would bring about), so that means that our only option (should a one-on-one fight with Nui occur and we're unable to beat her without Senketsu's power) is to forfeit.
>>31526041Well now all that's left is to wonder if No-Star will be continuing Fate's Quest tonight.Thanks for the skellingtons OP. My spine is shivering.
>>31526041Night.I honestly hope things go off the rails a bit more.
>>31526069Or we could just go full Senator and take off our uniform before fighting.Thanks for running OP.
>>31526130Oh, you have no idea.Archived http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
>>31526041Nicely done OP! I swear all these skeletons are gonna make my therapist a very ri->>31526173OH GOD DAMN IT!!
>>31526069We cannot have Nui running around unchecked.The problem with that is that the only power that could put a check on her at this time is Ragyo's.
>>31526069>mfw realizing that Nui is trying to bait us into fighting her and chance losing Senketsu
I SUMMON YOU NO STAR WRITER. WHERE ARE YOU?
>>31526409I'm sure he'll show up at some point.R-right?
>>31526502I need a dose of crazy. Just one.
>>31526568>crazyThat's a funny way of spelling Nuiketsu to work as a temporary transformation for Nui where she becomes Fate's Stand called "Get Lucky".
>>31526568go play DMC, god hand, or some shit
>>31526409Don't forget the ritualhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20PwaJYcnuk
>>31526854What would the words for a No-Star summoning ritual be?Nui, waifu, Ragyo, REVOCS, Rei, Hououououmaru, rape, molestation, lewd, rat, drunk, elrond, and elves?
>>31526919Sounds about right but you need to stutter all of it as well
>>31526972N-nui?Man, both quests are balls deep in the happeNUIng, but in different ways.
>>31526835Busy doing some audits. Just want a thread to pop into every 10-15mins.
>>31526919Step it up >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I&feature=kp
>>31527106>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I&feature=kp
>>31527106I know we talked about this, but unless it actually happens, we can't exactly bank on it.>>31527137Anon, I don't know if you were in the Steam group chat when it happened, but we all talked and brought up some ideas.>Nuiketsu is a temporary form for Nui that she assumes at will, fusing her conscious mind with our own and acting as our stand>said form is referred to as Life Fiber Synchronize: Get Lucky>it's called "Get Lucky" because Fate gets lucky to survive the shit he goes through, got lucky with Nui, and in some ways could be referred to as a Daft Punk>it's synchronize instead of override because of the relationship between Nui and Fate>the transformation theme is "I Want You" from PSG because it fits so well>they start the sync by posing lewdly together JoJo styleThere's even a few more things we thought of.
>>31527275Steam group?
>>31527275Unfortunately I wasn't in the chat for that. Should really hop in for those sometime. I still can't stop laughing though. It's actually a fucking brilliant idea ye came up with, my tip my hat to all involved.
>>31527360There's a "KLK CYOA Friends" Steam Group. sometimes things like this come up in the chat.>>31527388Some people may or may not like one of the ideas we came up with. Late in the story, like really late, Fate decides to try to convince Nui to switch sides after realizing Ragyo's plan would kill them all. So he says to her "Hey Nui? You know if we go through with this plan we won't be able to spend anymore time together?"Also if it happens, we came up with an alternate joke title. Rodent and Drillhair's Bizarre Adventure with Rainbow
>>31526409FUCK MAN HANG ON I'M ON A DAMN MOBILE!!!
>>31527482THE RITUAL IS COMPLETE......sort of
>>31527482IT WORKS! I AM MAGNIFICENT! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM!
>>31527482Oh, hi No-Star. Wanna Get Lucky?
>>31527450Interesting, I can see how that might polarise some people but it's still a great idea. How things build up to it will be key. As for the joke title......FUND IT
>>31527590Note that said idea plays to Nui's yandere feelings for Fate, and thus the comedy of the series. It is the same girl who threatened to destroy Honnoji Academy for us. I'd lose my shit if Nui switched sides at the end just so she could be with Fate.But yes, I'm hoping NoP sees the Get Lucky Stand idea and likes it enough to roll with it because could you imagine a fight between Fate and Anaru like that?
>>31527641Likewise in regard to the Nui switching sides. As for Anaru vs Fate with that possibilty. OH HELL THE FUCK YES IT WILL BE GLORIOUS. I'm pretty sure the HYPE will not be contained and will go HYPENOVA
>>31527743>final battle between Fate and Anaru before face turn>Nui and Fate go full sync for the first time, entirely trusting themselves to one another>Life Fiber Synchronize: ZA WARUDO GETTO RUCKY
>>31527275Shit I ain't in the steam group.I want to infiltrate it all stealthy-like so no one knows its me. I could be the rat in the group. I'd get evil ideas this way.But seriously, what are your theories so far?>>31527450>Rodent and Drillhair's Bizarre Adventure with RainbowOh my fucking god that's fantastic where are my sides
>>31527804Fuck I'm bad at transferring devices.
>>31527792
>>31527804>Rodent and Drillhair's Bizarre Adventure with Rainbow
>>31527833>>31527833Our theories? Honestly, all the stuff I put above isn't theory as much as stuff I kind of want to happen now that we thought of it because pretty much all of it works so well and is so based.The Stand/uniform thing can work in two ways.1. Nui temporarily physically becomes part of the uniform and is able to manifest at will like a short-range stand. Fate and Nui still meld their minds together for this to work.2. Specialized marionette threads are used to meld their minds and they effectively work in tandem in combat.For real, if you decided to use that idea, I'm pretty sure we'd be honored as fuck.
>>31527892I already had an idea for it.But one of those isn't far from the mark.
>>31527908>one of those isn't far from the markNoP, a-are we g-going to Get Lucky?
>>31527919 Still got no clue where that comes from.pls explainIn detail
>>31527942 lewd Waltzing
>>31527942Okay, in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, most stands are named based on music references.In this case, we agreed on "Get Lucky" by Daft Punk. Fate gets lucky and survives shit, Fate and Nui get lucky together if you catch my meaning, and in some ways Fate is now a daft punk.The only reason we thought of using the some "I Want You" as the transform theme is because it fits Nui and Fate so damn well.
>>31527978 We are going to a formal masquerade shit. So yeah I'd say it's a possibility. Actually I planned that specifically for the waltzing with Nui. Be wary when it comes.
>>31528023Wary. You forget who I am NoP. I'm up all night to Get Lucky.
>>31528023Gonna shower, then make thread.
>>31528066Woah, where'd everybody go?
>>31528508I'm here.Ready when you are.
>>31528508Watching. Waiting.
>>31528508waiting
>>31528508waiting for more wellington and wine
>>31528508Trying not to fall asleep.
>>31528508Oi, where's my fix u sun ova handkerchief.
>>31528605oh god not again >like i can resist
>>31528659fuck we're doing it again>>31528700
