Because only one of you ever asks "what could possibly go wrong?"PREVIOUS THREADS!!!: http://pastebin.com/Zy1UxnyH
>>31528700OH FUCK!
>>31528700Well I'm right? What could possibly go wrong?We're gonna Get Lucky tonight, I can feel it.And no, I will never let that die.
>>31528700Dr.Pepper?
>>31528700were is that wellington?
>>31528700Posting Playlist because FUCK YOU ANONS:>No-Star Writer Summoning ritualhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I&feature=kp>I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N5TXV8UWWI>Center of a Conspiracyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtxNw8Rs8Ds>Horror of the seething Starshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHcVzeVD0MU>REVOCS company meeting/Ballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-HZlWo5xEc>Waltz at the Ballhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njVREI2xy54>Cat & Mouse with the Grand Courtier https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TIGvB7X-0Y>REVOCS offensivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC9N5lU-d-A>the Mind makes the Manhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1GZ8jBHkHw>Fatal errorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJrwxmNddFg>Waltz in the cherryblossoms (Nui's first waltz)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gG9YSaf4Mg>Alien Incursionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5xfIcR4-tA>Beserk Experimenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAFwF8q_1jM>Desperate defencehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2N8woYX7io>Monsterous Mircale https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uatJjTFAbZU>Moonlit Hunthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ZGUDB9CJo>Moonlit Waltzhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TEig743mqQ>descent into delusionshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGAMdxDAX3o>Battlestationshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5Qo9iAB9q0>Imminent confrontationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbSzSz6CHvE>Naked apes & low cunninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYZu0pttA14>Naked Steelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQWFXdiezkY>Attack at Dawnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYQ8gFiydpg>Waltz of warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTM4QOXAV9U>Berserk Courtierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNOMRr74VGc>Besieged by eldar Horrorshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hzMc5cIC6c>COVERS unleashedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDoQLmlwkic>The final Assaulthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU
>>31528807Right here.
>>31528818>Get LuckyHere, have the video that's the true reason for Life Fiber Unify: Get Lucky.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NX89rsysPA
>>31528818Your taste in music reminds me of a teenage girl.
>>31528845>>31528818Also, you're missing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsYNcQsSZ7A for our Nuiketsu music.
>>31528823ITS RAW
>>31528900Well I guess we'll have to pound it a bit.
>>31528923
>>31528818WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAlrighty then, here's the properties of the uniform I'll allow revealed:>The uniform is not fully active, currently on about 10%-15%. It will progressively activate naturally, though slowly, yet the process can be sped by someone with control. Make no mistake, though, it is 100% life-fibers in the end.>There are a few needles in the shoulders. You can press them down yourself, or Nui can do it in a cute manner, such as jumping on your back or leaping on your shoulders. However, this is unavailable as the uniform is not fully active.>The uniform is partially active to give you time to adjust to the life-fibers. Like all life-fibers involved in REVOCS, your opinions, emotions, and choices may be swayed in their favor. Or FOR their favor. >Fate has a boost in life-fiber enhanced power. While this means that he will gain more advantages from life-fibers than someone would normally get, he is also physically weak without it. You are all relying on your uniform. Fate, though, is unusually receptive, so with all the upsides, he is also more easily influenced.
>>31529008And believe me, we're up all night to Get Lucky.Okay, I've got to be more sparing with it, it's too damn easy to overuse.
Alright. Time to start then.
>>31529050you have to season it just right.
>>31529048>or Nui can do it in a cute mannerPosing inbound!>Nuiketsu stand mode happens and we get a fight between Anaru in STTGL mode and Fate in Stand mode
>>31528818>The King betrayed/One last waltz/bitter Revengehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU>lewd Fibre synchronize: Get lucky [the World]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y36kS0y93z4>Fate the Hitmanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0fR6CDY5uw>Fate/Nuiketsu themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g8QkkwBI-U>Anaru called he wants his GAR backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbBTUvHf3YI>>31529048HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG
Talons preserve us.The ride returns.
>>31529048>fate is essentially just a dude whos a perfect receptacle for life fibers>hes just gonna do whatever the shit he feels like anyways.
>>31529319>implying the ride ever endslol
>>31529383It only takes breaks after three hours.
>>31529094You've never been to China before. Your dad has taken you to Europe, America, and Australia, but never to anywhere in Asia. While you and your dad came from Japan (hence why you both speak Japanese), he never returned.You had transferred from the helicopter to a limo ten minutes ago. Once again you find yourself sitting next Nui.You feel the limo stop. Showtime, you guess. Rei stands. "The explosives are in the back." She puts on her mask and opens the door, then stands by as Ragyo exits, mask doing nothing to hide such a distinct character. Cameras flash. Shit there's a fucking paparazzi out there.Nui takes hold of your hand. "Come on! It's time to go!""But the cameras! People!" you say.Nui just laughs as she pulls you stumbling out of the limo.The cameras flash at the sight of you, the unknown variable from the Kiryuin Conglomerate. Ragyo was a big deal, but bringing someone new, someone strange? The mob starts shouting questions at you while Nui pulls you behind Ragyo and Rei.It's weird, being under this much attention. You never get used to it.A man rushes to all of you the second you enter. "Ragyo!" he says.Ragyo sighs. "I thought that identity was to be protected until 12?""W-well of course! But your so distinct that I-"Ragyo waves her hand."But who, might I ask, is this?" he says, gesturing to you."A model," says Ragyo. "A very precious model."The man looks at you. You are wearing a rat mask and a suit fidgeting nervously, with Nui clinging to one of your arms. Your hair, though messy, is clean."Well, I can't wait to see his face," he says, walking of."Go through the back when you want to get started," says Rei.[ ] You need a drink.[ ] Talk to some of the people.[ ] Listen in on some of the people.[ ] "Nui, lets start the mission."
>>31529643>[ ] You need a drink.Is it time already?
>>31529643>[ ] Listen in on some of the people.
>>31529643>[ ] You need a drink.It worked pretty well last time.
>>31529643>[ ] Listen in on some of the people>[ ] With a martini in handGotta keep the classy feel
>>31529643>Fate is gonna end up a completely insane brit alcoholic. by the end of this and is gonna be hopelessly addicted to nui at the same time>is gonna look dapper as fuck while doing so.anyways:>[x] Talk to some of the people.
>>31529643[x] Listen in on some of the people.Wait can we even drink though the mask?
>>31529643>[ ] Listen in on some of the people.Intel>[ ] You need a drink.Coping mechanism FUck you shiny button
>>31529734It's a masquerade style mask, only the top of the face is covered.
>>31529643>[X] Listen in on some of the people.
>>31529734>>31529752The mask is badass as fuck. It adjusts as necessary.
>>31529691>>31529706>>31529734>>31529742>>31529775First button: unpushed. Deploying number 2 soon...
>>31529811> It adjusts as necessary.Implications: AWESOME
>>31529842I can't stop, won't stop, and don't know how to stop pushing Nui's buttons.
>>31529842>Even OP wants to press all the buttonsi love this quest so much for rewarding us for our massive addiction to stupid shit.
>>31529842Well, lets get some listening done. Even with someone like Nui, with all of the extravagance and intensely garish outfits, you have no problems blending in.Most are speaking English, but you hear a few other languages, and there's even one in French."-so I fired him then and there.""Good, women like that can't be kept around.""I don't know, she sounded fun enough, she just-""Well, it's all said and done. What's it like on your part?""Hmm? Well, my child's butler has gotten sick, recently, and you know how close he is, to all of us, and I- what happened to you?""A man rushed into me! Spilled his drink all over my vest! I liked that vest!""You should give the man a damn talking to!""He rushed into the back room! I chased him, but he was gone! Babbling something about the wrong people showing... crazy man."Interesting...[ ] Investigate back room.[ ] Listen in some more.[ ] Talk to Nui.[ ] Start mission.
>>31530071>[ ] Investigate back room.
>>31530071>[ x] Listen in some more.Don't go after the first carrot guys
>>31530071>[ ] Investigate back room.inb4 bruce wayne or something
>>31530071>"He rushed into the back room! I chased him, but he was gone! Babbling something about the wrong people showing... crazy man."ITS THE ELF HATER! HE RETURNS WITH A VENGEANCE!>[X] Investigate back room.>[X] Listen in some more.
>>31530115First carrot? I AM OUT OF SO MANY LOOPS!!!!
>>31530071>Listen in some more.
>>31530096>>31530126>>31530135>>31530150>>31530164First one.
>>31530071>"He rushed into the back room! I chased him, but he was gone! Babbling something about the wrong people showing... crazy man."TAKING BETS>/tg/>NUDISTO BEACH>[ ] Investigate back room.>[ ] Talk to Nui.
>>31530071>[ ] Investigate back room.If we push all the buttons, something good is bound to happen. Good for me anyway.
>>31530186>push all the buttons ever>end up being an agent for each individual side, >literally nobody has a clue who we are loyal too>end up ruling everything>proceed to build mechs and ride off to go fight the anti spirals,
>>31530141Well you dangled a carrot in front of us, you know, like the figure of speech. and I think we should listen more rather than go after the first lead
>>31530228You forgot one.>all while Nui Stands by our side
>>31530183Fucking love it that /tg/ is a damn faction. I'm still happy I came up with that.
>>31530228>Proceed to become Anti-spirals>Lose to TTGL anaruPic related if Agent turns out to be Aikurou>Enter back room>He's changing >Things go from weird to FABULOUS!
>>31530306>implying things are weird now>implying they aren't already fabulous
>>31530306this.
>>31530178You and Nu head to the back room. "What're we going to do here?""Look for a crazy man.""Sounds fun!"The backroom is big. It takes you a while of adventuring, and stumbling on a couple in a janitor's closet, before you find a door with a window on it. Through the window you see a man standing there. He's a tall, lanky man, and he seems to be flailing his arms, talking to no one in particular while he paces back and forth.[ ] Walk in on him.[ ] Sneak the door open a bit to listen in.[ ] Ask Nui what she makes of this.[ ] Leave, you can't handle dealing with more crazy people.
>>31530502>[ ] Sneak the door open a bit to listen in
>>31530502>[ x] Sneak the door open a bit to listen in.
>>31530502>[ ] Sneak the door open a bit to listen in.
>>31530502[X] Ask Nui what she makes of this.
>>31530502>[ ] Sneak the door open a bit to listen in.I-I guess t-this is the shiny b-button?
>>31530502>[x] Sneak the door open a bit to listen in.
>>31530502[x] Sneak the door open a bit to listen in.Tacticool Nuispionage Stealth Action.
>>31530502>[X] Walk in on him.
>>31530502>walk in on him>proceed to be fabulous as almighty fuck.
>>31530502>[x] Walk in on him.I thought this one was the shiny one
>>31530522>>31530524>>31530553>>31530558>>31530560We're the ratman now, world's second worst detective.
>>31530586Shit roll to see if we stealthy enough.
>>31530586>Second worst Detectivewho's the worst? it's Anaru isn't it
Rolled 13>>31530616FUCK THESE DICE
Rolled 8>>315306161d20 or 1d100?
>>31530684seems like d20
Rolled 15>>31530616BWHAHAHA!
>>31530639 Barely damn made it. You reach for the handle and open the door. You cringe as it clicks. The man doesn't notice. You open the door just a bit and listen in, while Nui gets on top of you to listen through the crack as well."-not supposed to be here, they're going to wreck me I'm going to be dead I'm so fucked oh god oh god I should go I should really just go them and their damn... mystery meat and fucking..." he stops for a while, slumping.[ ] Walk in.[ ] Maintain stealth.[ ] Leave.
>>31530714>[ ] Walk in.
>>31530714[X] Walk in.
>>31530714>[ ] Walk in.Good evening sir!
>>31530714wut?we should totally walk in and join in his misery, holy shit.or be fabulous as almighty fuck.
>>31530714>[x] Maintain stealth.We operating operationally now
>>31530714>[X] Maintain stealth.
>>31530714>[x] Walk in.
>>31530714>[ ] Maintain stealth.We operator now
>>31530714>dat shiny buttonOH HELL YEAH!
>>31530734>>31530739>>31530748>>31530763>>31530778Buttons.
>>31530714>[ ] Maintain stealth.resist the temptation
>>31530898No. I like to live dangerously.
>>31530898nope that ship has sailed, we ALL THE BUTTONS now.
>>31530898sorry anon we already fall to the temptation of the shiny
>>31530807The time for stupid is now.You stand, abruptly, Nui hanging on to your neck.You open the door all the way.Be suave, be suave..."GOLLY GOOD DAY WE ARE HAVING, DEAR BOY!"The man springs upward, and stares at you. You get a good view of his weasel mask and simple tuxedo."OH YES HELLO I WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU WHAT DO YOU WANT I'M BUSY!""I WOULD LIKE TO ASK WHAT IS IT, EXACTLY, YOU ARE DOING!?!"The man gives a brief pause. "WELL, PIPPENPOPPER, I WAS JUST JIMBLYWIGGING TO MYSELF!""JIMBLYWIGGING!?!""I CAN EXPLAIN NOTHING!""IS THAT SO!?!""INDEED!"[ ] "WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME!?!"[ ] "DEAR ME, GOOD TO SEE ANOTHER AS ELOQUENT AS MYSELF!"[ ] "WELL, DEAR ME, I MUST BE GOING, BIP BIP AND ALL THAT!"
>>31530898But the entire point of this quest is to press shiny buttons and do lewd things with Nui that we're not sure we want but are slowly warming up to, even NoP.
>>31530998>[ ] "DEAR ME, GOOD TO SEE ANOTHER AS ELOQUENT AS MYSELF!">[ ] "WELL, DEAR ME, I MUST BE GOING, BIP BIP AND ALL THAT!"
>>31530998>[X] "DEAR ME, GOOD TO SEE ANOTHER AS ELOQUENT AS MYSELF!"guys. we have found a drinking buddy.
>>31530998[ ] "DEAR ME, GOOD TO SEE ANOTHER AS ELOQUENT AS MYSELF!"
>>31530998[X] "DEAR ME, GOOD TO SEE ANOTHER AS ELOQUENT AS MYSELF!"
>>31531018 I'm scared of you guys. Your crazy. Also thank you for soundtrack Music-man.
>>31530998>[ ] "DEAR ME, GOOD TO SEE ANOTHER AS ELOQUENT AS MYSELF!"
>>31530998[x] "DEAR ME, GOOD TO SEE ANOTHER AS ELOQUENT AS MYSELF!"
>>31531049But OP you are as well, you enjoy this as well as we do, and you are just trying to deny your natureGIVE IN!
>>31531022>>31531032>>31531034>>31531046>>31531054>>31531063We are now an only-buttons cruise, all who want exit please smear yourself on the door, they say that gives some comfort.
>>31531049>You're crazyOh don't I know it.
>>31531091Skeleton isn't good enough for this thread. Gotta upgrade to DEAMONS
>>31531091Oh god WHAT HAVE I DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>31531091>implying our goal isn't to derail failure of a man so hard that he goes full simon levels of alpha at the end and rides off into space with his personal Nui at his side to go be a Space pirate.
>>31531091"DEAR ME, GOOD TO SEE ANOTHER AS ELOQUENT AS MYSELF!""YES, GOLLY-HO AND ALL THAT, BUT I MUST BE FLEEING THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY!""BUT SIR, YOU HAVE NOT ANSWERED THE NUMEROUS QUESTIONS I SURELY HAVE! I HAVE TRAVERSED THE BACK ROOM JUST TO SEE YOU!""ALAS, I CANNOT EXCUSE MYSELF FOR SUCK RUDE BEHAVIOR, BUT I DO, IN FACT, HAVE TO RUN FOR MY LIFE FROM YOU!""IS THAT SO!?! FROM ME!?!""INDEED!"[ ] Stop him, get answers.[ ] Let him go.[ ] Chase him, there is no escape.
>>31531176YOU ARE FALLING TO JOINING USjoin us!!you feel the warp overtaking you its a good painAHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>>31531227>[x] Let him go.He said he has to run for his life from us. Who are we to interrupt his mission?
>>31531227[x] Chase him, there is no escape.You think you can escape Nui's wild ride?Rat and Hairdrill's Bizarre Adventure with Rainbow will never end!
>>31531227>[ ] Stop him, get answers.We can't have him being rude like that
>>31531227>[ ] Chase him, there is no escape.
>>31531227>[ ] Stop him, get answers.SRS BUISNESS
>>31531227[x]let him goand proceed to go do the mission.
>>31531227>[x] Stop him, get answers, there is no escape.
>>31531227[X] Stop him, get answers.
>>31531227[ ] Stop him, get answers.Rude fucker thinks he can just jet from this banter?
>>31531227>[ ] Stop him, get answers.>>31531279>We basically reenact that scenemah sides
>>31531227>[ ] Chase him, there is no escape.In the most elegant and british way possible
>>31531227[x] Stop him, get answers.NO BRAKES
>>31531273>>31531279>>31531287>>31531292>>31531309>>31531322Okay then.
>>31531344"I AM AFRAID I CAN'T DO THAT, DAVE!" you scream."AND WHY IS THAT, HAL!?!""YOU HAVE MERELY CREATED MORE QUESTIONS THAN YOU HAVE ANSWERED, I SIMPLY -MUST- GET THIS SORTED!""I ATTEMPT TO FLEE!" he says as he turns and runs."I STOP YOUR ATTEMPT!" you say as rush forward and grab his ankle, tripping him."JOLLY-BIBBIT!" he says as he springs above you."FLIPPY-POPPER!" you say as you throw his trajectory off. He slams face-first into the wall nearby the door.[ ] "QUICKLY, SCOOBY-NUI, WE MUST UNMASK THE MAN TO SAVE THE SHOP!"[ ] "DEAR MAN, WHAT IS YOUR SECRET!?!"[ ] "IT WAS FUN, OLD SPORT, BUT I MUST BE OFF!"
>>31531483>[ ] "DEAR MAN, WHAT IS YOUR SECRET!?!"
>>31531483>[ ] "DEAR MAN, WHAT IS YOUR SECRET!?!"Then as we leave>[ ] "IT WAS FUN, OLD SPORT, BUT I MUST BE OFF!"
>>31530964>>31530970>>31530973>>31530998god damn it guys
>>31531483>[ ] "DEAR MAN, WHAT IS YOUR SECRET!?!"Unmasking is rude until the right time, to do so otherwise is unbecoming of a proper man such as us.
>>31531483>[X] "DEAR MAN, WHAT IS YOUR SECRET!?!"
>>31531483>[x] "QUICKLY, SCOOBY-NUI, WE MUST UNMASK THE MAN TO SAVE THE SHOP!"dontriphisfaceoffdontriphisfaceoffdontriphisfaceoff
>>31531483>[X] "QUICKLY, SCOOBY-NUI, WE MUST UNMASK THE MAN TO SAVE THE SHOP!"We should throw Nui at him like a javelin.
>>31531483>>[ ] "DEAR MAN, WHAT IS YOUR SECRET!?!">>[ ] "IT WAS FUN, OLD SPORT, BUT I MUST BE OFF!">>31531518Essentially this anon beat me to it.
>>31531516>>31531518>>31531526>>31531538>>31531545Dis is jus' gettin' bettah.
>>31531227> [x] Chase him, there is no escape.WHERE ARE YOU GOING GOOD SIR? AREN'T YOU AWARE THAT DAPPER GENTS SUCH AS OURSELVES SHOULD STICK TOGETHER?
>>31531585"DEAR MAN, WHAT IS YOUR SECRET!?!"He pulls himself from the wall, getting up and sweating. "OH, YES, WELL, ER..." he stops, thinking. "I AM TERRIFIED... OF REVOCS... BECAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUSE...""YES, DEAR SIR!?!""ELVES! YES, THAT IS IT!""I HAVE MET A MAN LIKE THAT! ARE YOU OF THE /TG/ FACTION!""YES, YES, I THAT IS EXACTLY IT, THERE ARE NO LIES HERE!"[ ] "WELL THEN, GOODBYE!"[ ] "WAIT, I MUST KNOW YOUR STORY!"[ ] "THIS IS ENTIRELY THE TRUTH!?! HAVE YOU CHECKED!?!"
>>31531635This is what I get for looking away and getting distracted, while failing to refresh.
>>31531650>[ ] "THIS IS ENTIRELY THE TRUTH!?! HAVE YOU CHECKED!?!"
>>31531650[ ] "THIS IS ENTIRELY THE TRUTH!?! HAVE YOU CHECKED!?!"We must go deeper.
>>31531650[ ] "THIS IS ENTIRELY THE TRUTH!?! HAVE YOU CHECKED!?!"that came far too easily
>>31531650[x] "THIS IS ENTIRELY THE TRUTH!?! HAVE YOU CHECKED!?!"He's bullshitting! Fate, tell him to eat shit!
>>31531650>[ ] "WAIT, I MUST KNOW YOUR STORY!"followed by>[ ] "THIS IS ENTIRELY THE TRUTH!?! HAVE YOU CHECKED!?!"
>>31531650>[x] "THIS IS ENTIRELY THE TRUTH!?! HAVE YOU CHECKED!?!"
>>31531667>>31531680>>31531681>>31531685>>31531688Jesus, guys.
>>31531742LOOK WHAT YOU DID!IT BEGINS!
>>31531742I don't feel like posting skeletons. Have something worse.
>>31531772
>>31531742"THIS IS ENTIRELY THE TRUTH!?! HAVE YOU CHECKED!?!""YES, I HAVE ASKED THE LEGENDARY PATRICK BATEMAN TO CHECK THEM FOR ME!"Checking if he escapes. Damn you spam filter.
>>31531772It begins? It began when we kicked Satsuki in the face. Now we're just along for a wild ride punctuated by even wilder rides.We've gone from barely surviving in the sewers to being the object of affection and obsession for one of the most powerful women in the world. We passed the beginning a long time ago, welcome to the Nui express.
>>31531850OH I KNOW, BUT IF I STARTED SCREAMING ITS HAPPENING ALL OVER THE PLACE IT MIGHT SUMMON /pol/ WHO WOULD WANT TO REMOVE REVOCS.
>>31531842HAHAHAHAHAHA OH DEAR GOD MY SIDES
>>31531894"It" already happened. Now begins our ascent from lowly awkward shit to crazy motherfucker.
>>31531842"WOT?""EGAD, FORTY-TWO! SURELY THAT COUNTS!""SIR I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!""THE FOURTH WALL!" he says, pointing to his side.Looking there, you see that there is a little sign with 42 on it. Huh.When you look back, he is gone. And you never realized that was rat-daddy. [ ] Start mission.[ ] Go back to the party.[ ] Ask Nui what the fuck happened.
>>31531933[ ] Ask Nui what the fuck happened.
>>31531933Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shit.
>>31531842oh god this is the most fun i've had in a long time for quests.this is literally the first quest where checking dubs decides if people escape.
>>31531933>[ ] Ask Nui what the fuck happened.Nui, what the fuck just happened? You wanna go dance about it? Or would you rather "dance"?
>>31531933>[ ] Go back to the party.
>>31531933>[x] Ask Nui what the fuck happened."Nui, what the actual fuck?"
>>31531933[ ] Ask Nui what the fuck happened.then[ ] Start mission.
>>31531933>[ ] Ask Nui what the fuck happened.
>>31531933>[X] Ask Nui what the fuck happened.and>[X] Start mission.
>>31531933>[x] Ask Nui what the fuck happened.
>>31531933[X] Ask Nui what the fuck happened.
>>31531933>even nui is afraid
>>31531933[x] Start misson.We were seen going into the back with a pretty woman. No one's going to question why we were gone.
>>31531933>[ ] Go back to the party.>[ ] Ask Nui what the fuck happened.Da fuq!?
>>31531933>[ ] Ask Nui what the fuck happened.>>31531933And this one is indeed dubs.
>>31531933>that dapper bastard was our fatherWELL HOLY SHIT.
>>31531933You know, I thought you'd all be a little more shaken you let your father get away, but whatever.
>>31532057he is dapperwe are dapperwe will meet paths again, it is our destiny.
>>31532057I'm trying to cope with that by maintaining my confident visage.Nui can comfort us over it later.
>>31531933"Nui, what the fuck just happened?""Well, you talked with a crazy man, he failed to get doubles,m and then he ran.""...Why?""I don't know, but it was fun![ ] Alright, NOW we get to blowing up the factory.[ ] Get drunk, THEN blow up the factory.[ ] Force Rei to get drunk, THEN WE SHOULD REALLY BLOW THAT SHIT UP!
>>31532168>[ ] Force Rei to get drunk, THEN WE SHOULD REALLY BLOW THAT SHIT UP!
>>31532168[ ] Force Rei to get drunk, THEN WE SHOULD REALLY BLOW THAT SHIT UP!
>>31532168>Nui doesn't even care but is along for the ride anywaysHA!we should totally ride into the factory and let er rip.
>>31532168>[x] Force Rei to get drunk, THEN WE SHOULD REALLY BLOW THAT SHIT UP!
>>31532168>[X] Force Rei to get drunk, THEN WE SHOULD REALLY BLOW THAT SHIT UP!ALL THE BUTTONS!
>>31532168>[ ] Get drunk, THEN blow up the factory.Deploy bombs, hit on Nui the whole time.SHENANIGANS!
>>31532168>[ ] Force Rei to get drunk, THEN WE SHOULD REALLY BLOW THAT SHIT UP!DAMN YOU SHINY BUTTON! at least its better then the alternative
>>31532187>>31532198>>31532206>>31532213>>31532240>>31532241You're lucky I came up with something really damn fast, because I legitimately did not think you would be this stupid. Good thing Nui is going to be in on it.
>drunk Rei
>>31532328All options lead to Nui somehow.Don't deny it NoP, you love it deep down. Stupid, lewd, all of it. Especially the lewd, I mean all of it.Or do I?
>>31532328>give this group in particular a shiny red button>even when we explicitly stated we are gonna press all the buttons.you have only yourself to blame.
>>31532328"Nui.""Yes?""Before we go, can we do something really fast?""Sure can!"You think on what you just said, and who you said it to. "Great. We're going to get Rei drunk."Nui looks at you, sparkles in her eye.You and Nui walk out of the back room with a purpose.You go to the bar. A burly man stands there."I would like whatever is the strongest you have, in the largest amount you have."The man slams down a giant bottle, with VODKA written on the side in sharpie."Is home-brew. Strong enough to make forgettings of the end of USSR.""Thank you," you say as you take the bottle. You feel a small temptation to take it for yourself."China, it is of repressing, yes, but it is not the same," the man laments.You hear a scream. The plan is coming along finely.Rei is covering her chest. Nui has succesfully ripped her jacket, and therefore a large portion of her life fibers, making the process of getting her drunk easy, and the process of recovery more difficult.Rei looks at you approaching. "WHAT DID YOU TWO DO, WHAT ARE YO-" you jam the bottle into her mouth, pulling her head back and letting it flow down."Shhhhshhhhshhh... let the pain of never having a father who loved you all go away, little chocolate girl."You remove the bottle from her lips. Rei stands for a moment, still in the same position. You hand her the bottle, and her arms wrap around it."Dosvedanya," you say.Rei falls backward.You and Nui run out the back door, laughing.
>>31532328> I legitimately did not think you would be this stupid.U WOT?>>31532538It is you who is on our wild ride OP. It is you.
>>31532538>"Shhhhshhhhshhh... let the pain of never having a father who loved you all go away, little chocolate girl."Bartender is best Russian
>>31532168God damn it, WHY ARE WE ANTAGONIZING HOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUOUMARU!?
>>31532538
>>31532538>"Shhhhshhhhshhh... let the pain of never having a father who loved you all go away, little chocolate girl."It's p-perfect.>You and Nui run out the back door, laughing.Good lord NoP, at this rate you're going to make me fall for Nui.
>>31532637I'm not even a Nuifag, I have no idea why I do this.
>>31532538Good show as always, filthy no star. Hope your thread frequency keeps up. I'm liking it so far.
>>31532670Can't into computer transfers.
>>31532608Because its overtaking us. Can't you feel it overtaking us. It is a good pain. A GREAT PAIN.
>>31532670Because it's fun. All of it.And believe me, I mean ALL of it.
>>31532693STOP LISTENING TO THESE PEOPLE, THEY ARE RUINING ALL OF MY PLANS!
>>31532699YOU ARE RUINING MY PLANS! STOP IT!
>>31532734>>31532766How about no?
>>31532734>>31532766too bad Anon They'll ruin yours like they ruined mine
>>31532734Sorry anon the ride has already begun and you cannot stop it
>>31532734>>31532766>>Drama driven anon just wants to go full badguy>/tg/ plots to derail the story so hard with rampant trolling and not even the OP wants off the ride.
It's skellums all the way down.
>>31532538You are in front of a factory, wearing a vest covered in explosives over dangerous biologically-enhancing formal attire. Nui wears a similar getup over her dress.This is going to have to be done quietly and carefully.You wonder if you will actually take a few lives because of this. The thought destroys your mood somewhat.[ ] Survey the outside.[ ] Grab a cardboard box, begin infiltration through the front door.[ ] Walk in, become Bane.
>>31532766The ride, loves you. Embraaaaassse iiiiiiit.
>>31532857>[X] Walk in, become Bane.
>>31532857>[x] Survey the outside.
>>31532857> [x] Grab a cardboard box, begin infiltrationCOMMENCING VIRTUOUS MISSION!
>>31532857>[x] Grab a cardboard box, begin infiltration through the front door.Fuck it, can't resist it
>>31532857>[ ] Walk in, become Bane.Let no one escape.
>>31532857>[ ] Survey the outside.>[ ] Grab a cardboard box, begin infiltration through the front door.>[ ] Walk in, become Bane.FUCK IT ALL THREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>31532857[x] Survey the outside.We wouldn't want to disturb the party by causing a ruckus after all.
>>31532857>[ ] Survey the outside.
>>31532857WHEEN AHLL OF DIS FACTORY ISH ASHES, YOU THEN HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE!
>>31532857[x] Survey the outsideOperate operationally
>>31532899This!
>>31532857[ ] Survey the outside.The ride demands subtlety. for now. just watch where this goes.
>>31532828Actually, I'm trying to bring us over to being a good guy, and you are all ruining it! >>31532775I refuse to accept that!
>>31532857>Walk in, become Bane.
>>31532899should note that first two are more preferrable
>>31532888>>31532900>>31532901>>31532912>>31532917Tactical Nuispionage Stealth is a go?
>>31532942i still say we should go full bane because holy fuck it would fit us at this point but yelling stealth at people and getting past works too.
>>31532888>>31532899>>31532900>>31532901>>31532912>>31532917Well, okay.I honestly had no idea how I was going to write you guys as Bane, but as of yet, that was the best option you had for evacuating the building, and the best chance of getting yourself killed. Although, Rei keeps the public off your ass, and you just got her drunk.
>>31532961Well we aren't fucking retarded NoP. There's a time and a place to push shiny buttons, even here.
>>31532961We were told not to evacuate the building. Gots to follow dem orders son.
>>31532961You ask Nui to assist you in surveying the outside. While Nui is more agile than you, you know how to navigate the slums.There are no armed men on the outside, but, inside, Nui tells you there are a few patrols. They are expecting something, but not directly now. Or, at least, that's how it looks.[ ] Sneak in through the back.[ ] Metal Gear.[ ] "YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE DARKNESS!!!" Fate has no idea what he is doing. And neither do I.
>>31533090[x] "YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE DARKNESS!!!"CLEARLY THAT MEANS WE MUST BE BANEEVERYTHING MUST BE FLASHY AS HELL THIS IS HOW REVOCS DOES THINGS!
>>31533090[X] Metal Gear.
>>31533090>[ ] Sneak in through the back.Nuispionage commencing
>>31533090>[x] Metal GearCRAB BATTLE
>>31533090>[ ] Sneak in through the back.
>>31533090>[x] Metal Gear.This one is the "use everything you know from the slums to do the job" right?
>>31533090[x] Sneak in through the back.Gotta follow orders. We did get the one person who can cover our asses irreversibly drunk.
>>31533090>[X] Metal Gear.and then we are liquid snake.
>>31533090>[ ] Metal Gear.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5qbcRAXVk
>>31533090>[x] Sneak in through the back.>[x] Metal Gear.
>>31533090>[ ] METAL GEEEEAAARR!!
>>31533090>[x] Sneak in through the backFor the love of god please
>>31533137dah fuq? how did I lose my Name?
>>31533090[ ] METAL GEAR!?
>>31533113>>31533121>>31533130>>31533135>>31533137>>31533139>>31533144>>31533157The ride never ends. And here I was hoping it did!
>>31533113>>31533121>>31533130>>31533135>>31533137>>31533139>>31533144>>31533157>>31533119>>31533122>>31533134>>31533139>>31533149MUSIC ANON HIT ME!
>>31533180https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
>>31533188>you picked the best MGS themeFUCKING YES!
>>31533180>implying those options aren't identical except one involves cardboard boxes>implying Nui won't just kill people who notice the box while we walk through thinking we're sneaky and hot shitHaving a yandere waifu is so convenient.
>>31533180Nigga this anon >>31533188 hit it on the mother fucking head
>>31533207>implying since our father got literal powers from sheer insanity we won't >implying we won't essentially have the powers of video games by the end of this.
>>31533236>implying we didn't get sucked into Super Nui Adventure way back when and aren't actually sitting slack-jawed and drooling in our mancave
>>31533259>implying thats the case>implying we won't basically setup a secondary plan of sheer complete insanity for when all the normal protags think everything is well and done.
>>31533277>[IMPLICATIONS INTENSIFY]
>>31533288i want someone to make a webm of this just shaking rampantly, it would be so damn useful whenever i go anywhere holy shit.
This will all end in us walking into the sunset with Nui, laughing while the world burns.
>NOBODY CARED ABOUT ME TILL I PUT ON THE MASK
>>31533277>>31533311>final battle>Ragyo is about to order Nui to sacrifice herself>Fate turns to her>"Hey Nui?">"Haaaaaaaai?">"So this Cocoon Planet plan. Won't we die?">"Hai!">"You know, if we both die I can't spend time with you anymore.">Nui picks up Fate in a princess carry and just walks out>everybody is just confused but accepts it and continues fighting Ragyo
>>31533320this would be the absolute best end, just everyone of the main cast feels trolled and we have best end.
>>31533230with that said I can make a modest if not inferior suggestionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSJpCbyZvschttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQbzx3_NEbshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7ItZz-mmwsand remember HAIL HYDRA!
>>31533180You sigh at Nui, what must be done, must be done.You go to a back-alley and grab an old cardboard box."I'm going in, Nui. Tell Rei I had a good laugh out of her."Nui tilts her head.You put the cardboard box on your back, determined.You open the front door, slightly. Shit, it's a pull. You enter your box, and attempt to nudge open the door. Nui (or at least, you can assume is Nui, there are no holes in the box) opens the door for you."Thanks."You hear the door close behind you. You're in. Not to many machines are running. If it helps your somewhat troubled consciousness any, that means there aren't a lot of civvies.You bump into things, and, once, a man."Yihan.""Chow fun," you respond.The man walks away, before realizing what happened, and turning, only to see you are gone. He rubs his eyes, then continues on his patrol.You have no idea what you are doing.[ ] Occasionally come out to plant charges.[ ] Keep exploring like this, something is bound to happen.[ ] Burst out of the box where you stand.
>>31533356>Occasionally come out to plant charges.
>>31533356[X] Occasionally come out to plant charges.
>>31533356>[ ] Keep exploring like this, something is bound to happen.
>>31533356>[x] Occasionally come out to plant chargesVirtuous Mission must succeed.
>>31533356>[ ] Occasionally come out to plant charges
>>31533356>[ ] Occasionally come out to plant charges.That's our one job.
>>31533356>[x] Occasionally come out to place chargesFinally, the ride is calming
>>31533356>[x] Occasionally come out to plant charges.
>>31533367>>31533376>>31533379>>31533380>>31533382>>31533388>>31533390>>31533388>>31533388>>31533388...
>>31533388>the ride is calmingNo it isn't, we're doing out job, then going right back to Nui's wild ride.
>>31533388for now.until we need to do something else or we see a good reason to set the ride going again, think the eye of the storm as it were.
>>31533341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nwZdfPRFvkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdVZ-yWZ9N8>[]Occasionally come out to plant charges.
>>31533356>[ ] Occasionally come out to plant charges.
>>31533413>OP has no words to know what is going onSTEALTH!
>>31533413>>31533420>>31533422Look, I can have some wishful thinking can't I? WHY WON'T YOU LET ME HAVE THAT!?
>>31533460oh don't worry we will do as we please and there is nothing bad gonna happen.remember we are ultimately probably just gonna randomly fuck off in the middle of the final battle with NUI leaving Ragyoi irrecovably fucked when she loses the OLF
>>31533460Shhhhhhhhhhh
>>31533460You know exactly why.This ain't serious quest motherfucker, this is Shiny Button Quest, Crazy Yandere Pinkgirl Drillhair Waifu Edition.And it likely won't be bad end. We're gonna have waifu fun with Nui, then we'll both dump Ragyo to spend a blissful, crazy life with Nui.
>>31533413You slowly open the box. In front of you is a machine. Good. You plant an explosive beneath that.You go down into your box and continue randomly coming up, putting down an explosive, and then leaving.You go down stairs. You plant a few charges. You go upstairs again, and then plant more charges. You go up more stairs, and start planting charges. You are reaching out to place another charge when your box is lifted.There you are, ass in the air, with an explosive in hand, and more on your body.You look up to see two men next to a touch looking man. His vest reads /tg/.[ ] "Hey, I know Patton!"[ ] "NUIIIIII!"[ ] "... What makes a man, a man?"
>>31533517>[x] "... What makes a man, a man?"And back onto the ride we GOOOOOOO!
>>31533517>..."What makes a man, a man?"
>>31533517>[ ] "... What makes a man, a man?"THE FACT HE ISN"T A PANSY ASS ELF!
>>31533508This is an ultra-serious quest for ultra-serious people such as myself.
>>31533517>[ ] "... What makes a man, a man?"OBEY
>>31533517>[ ] "... What makes a man, a man?"
>>31533517>[ ] "Hey, I know Patton!"
>>31533517[X] "... What makes a man, a man?"
>>31533517HAHA! TIME FOR A SOLILOQUY!
>>31533517[ ] "... What makes a man, a man?"
>>31533517Just want to inform you, the /tg/ soldier is not Patton.
>>31533554>implying that matters for the ride.
>>31533529>>31533531>>31533536>>31533542>>31533543>>31533548>>31533553>>31533571Guess fucking not.Time2Bane
>>31533508Can't we have both?
>>31533554Duh
>>31533517>[x] "... What makes a man a man? SHINY PRESSING AT LUDICROUS SPEED
We must convince Patton this building belongs to the elves and must be destroyed, along with everyone in it.
>>31533597Lrn2rid >>31533554
>>31533583No, this quest exists solely because we already have Anaru Quest and What-If Quest.
>>31533610You make me very sad anon
>>31533642>implying we arn't following your goal of ultimately being a good guy through a half assed convoluted as fuck wayanon its ok, we will get all kinds of shenanigans going, its alright,
>>31533642What can I say? Lighten up. Enjoy the silliness and the absurd bullshit.Besides, we'll probably end up being a "good guy" in the end and bringing Nui along with us because of how attached she is to us.
>>31533582You slowly get up, a dark look in your eye."... What makes a man, a man?"The men all look at you. The /tg/ soldier's eyes narrow.You walk to a window. Apparently you're in an office."A few things, actually," you continue."The blood on his hands." You pull out one detonator."And his willingness to die." You pull out another."I assure you, sir, you may think you shoot fast, but I will always react faster.""What do you want?""The factory will be destroyed, either way. I need you-"[ ] "To die here. Along with all those who have seen me. Those who still can be saved, will be saved."[ ] "To evacuate anyone who is here."[ ] "To wait."
>>31533517>[X] "I'M ANGRY! ANGRY ABOUT ELVES!"
>>31533685>[ ] "To evacuate anyone who is here."If they Refuse>[ ] "To die here. Along with all those who have seen me. Those who still can be saved, will be saved."
>>31533685>[x] "To evacuate anyone who is here."
>>31533685>"To evacuate anyone who is here."Gotta cling to muh humanity
>>31533685>[ ] "To wait."We have a job to do, no escapes.
You aaaaalllll think you got me figured out. Like this little No-Star has NOOOOOOOOOO tricks up his sleeve. But I do. I leave a trail. I'm deliberate. Hell, I even warn you. Down from the first fucking thread... to Ragyo calling us a model.
>>31533685>[X] "To die here. Along with all those who have seen me. Those who still can be saved, will be saved."We were told to not evacuate.
>>31533708Ragyo said no casualties
>>31533685[x] "To die here. Along with all those who have seen me. Those who still can be saved, will be saved."We were given orders to destroy the factory, not cause an evacuation, and leave as small of a trail as possible if any.>>31533697>disobeying orders from RagyoYou god damned fool.
>>31533685>[ ] "To evacuate anyone who is here."
>>31533685>[ ] "To die here. Along with all those who have seen me. Those who still can be saved, will be saved."Don't disobey Ragyo guys
>>31533713>OP has finally snapped and thinks the ride is still his.
>>31533685>[ ] "To die here. Along with all those who have seen me. Those who still can be saved, will be saved."
>>31533718Did she? I thought her stance was "discretion above all, if people die oh well">>31533713What
>>31533718No, she said no casualties last time.This time she said to just do the job and that an evacuation would be problematic. Don't tell me you already forgot!
>>31533718>>31533715Ragyo had said try to keep it to a minimum. Doesn't want her living flesh-fuel to be used up. But, this place, considering the risk, she cares less about. You are allowed to kill, the question is, are you okay with it?
>>31533685>[X] "To die here. Along with all those who have seen me. Those who still can be saved, will be saved."EVERYBODY DIES!
>>31533685>[X] "To bow before your new elven masters, or die on their blades."
>>31533747lets just evac everyonewe gonna still not kill in masse and laugh at ragyo for failing at corrupting us.
>>31533685>[x] "To wait."Gives Nui time to finish setting charges.
>[ ] "To evacuate anyone who is here."
>>31533766Good sir do you want to see Nui disappointed?
[X] "To die here. Along with all those who have seen me. Those who still can be saved, will be saved."We kill these guys and have a massive freak out because HOLY SHIT WE KILLED SOMEBODY!
Rolled 1, 4 = 5>>31533697>>31533702>>31533707>>31533720>>31533708>>31533769>>31533715>>31533719>>31533734>>31533739>>31533751Shit, lets see if we've successfully gone cold-blooded.And if we successfully intimidated.
>>31533788>implyingwe can still get into shenanigans, its just not right for a young lady like Nui to go randomly killing people like a brute, she deserves better then that, we should act like a dapper fellow, a gentleman as it were.
>>31533802Oh no.
>>31533788Not him, but I don't care about that psycho's reaction to us not killing everyone>willing to go on mass murder just to make some girl like youAre you nuts?
Rolled 9>>31533747>You are allowed to kill, the question is, are you okay with it?Uh yeah. Who the fuck do you think you're asking?
>>31533802Well this'll be interesting.
>>31533816WHAT DID YOU DO?
>>31533818>Ragyo orders us to not evacuate because it could be problematic>likely orders that are made to protect us from the consequences of blowing up a fucking factory>"DURR LET'S EVACUATE BECAUSE MUH MORALS">after getting the one person who could cover our ass now that we're leaving a trail of witnesses so drunk she's nonfunctional
>>31533802>>31533816Either we failed and wild shenanigans will occur, or we succeeded and we are now cold-blooded killers. Please, this is the only time I will say this, let the shenanigans run.
>>31533839Exactly, your point?
Rolled 20>>31533840No Anon, we gonna kill AND have our shenanigans too!
>>31533861You've potentially doomed us into a situation we have no way out of just because you couldn't push a button. That's my point.We fucking threw a guy out of a window while screaming "THIS IS FOR ELROND FAGGOT" and now you're going to split hairs over attempted murder?
>>31533802if i remember right low is badHAHA! TIME FOR SHENANIGANS!
>>31533876it could be we just wanted to defenestrate someone just to see if we couldremember we are essentially the child of the living incarnation of /b/
>>31533876Attempted MASS murder of innocents, mind you, not throwing some invincible psycho out of 3 store window
>>315338761. you got to push the button 2. the other moment was in the heat of the moment, this is cold calculated mass murder3.Fate isn't quite insane enough yet to not have moral qualms about mass murder
>>31533818Sir do you think nui will stop liking us just because we disappoint her? No she'll accept her responsibility and punish us for misbehaving>>31533805you're right, We should undermine her goals
>>31533889Whoa, Fate might be going crazy, but comparing to /b/ is just over the line.>>31533895>>31533916Patton wasn't evil though. He was just more batshit crazy than us and technically fighting for a much better cause, and we tried to kill him.
>>31533945still inline with self defense than cold blooded murder
>>31533802You can't speak. You start shaking. You simply stare. You can't do this, they're right in front of you, living, breathing people.The /tg/ soldier steps forward. "You would like me to...?"Your eye twitches. You can't do this, you can't handle this, you aren't a killer. You can hurt others fine. Hell, you can seriously injure others, in the heat of the moment.But... but this is something else. Isn't it? Isn't that why you're getting so scared? Don't you consider this different."Are you a man?" the /tg/ walks closer, and leans down to look you better in the eye. "You look like a boy."He gets closer and stands up straight, showing his full height. "Just hand me the detonators, kid. I know what you've been through, you don't want this."[ ] "Make me."[ ] "You don't understand anything about me."[ ] "I'm smart enough to know I'm just the distraction. Are you?"
>>31533969[x] "I'm smart enough to know I'm just the distraction. Are you?"Don't disappoint me now.
>>31533973>[X] "Make me."
>>31533973[ ] "You don't understand anything about me."Flashback to Nui believing in us.BELIEVE IN THE PSYCHOPATHIC LOLITA THAT BELIEVES IN US (and is probably watching right now please send help)
>>31533973>[ ] "I'm smart enough to know I'm just the distraction. Are you?"
Rolled 13>>31533973>[x] "I'm smart enough to know I'm just the distraction. Are you?""Well I sure hope you don't see that Nui behind you!"
>>31533973>[ ] "I'm smart enough to know I'm just the distraction. Are you?"Stabbity stab stab>Inb4 we ARE the Distraction
>>31533973[X] "I'm smart enough to know I'm just the distraction. Are you?"
>>31533973>[x] "I'm smart enough to know I'm just the distraction. Are you?"
>>31533992>>31534016>>31534023>>31534029>>31534035
>>31533973So which one doesn't result in us committing mass murder?
>>31533973>[x] "I'm smart enough to know I'm just the distraction. Are you?"THE RIDE NEVER ENDS!
Rolled 2, 14 = 16>>31534057Fuck dice.
Rolled 16>>31534079If I could, I would.
>>31534097I dunno, doesn't that seem like a bit of a gamble?
Rolled 4>>31534106Eh, gotta roll with what you got and take some risks sometimes.
>>31534153You funny guy anon, I like your style.So what are the odds on this thread ending with another lewd happeNUIng?
>>31534163This thread will probably end in a chopper going back to REVOCS with Ragyo and drunken Rei on boardSo about 60%
Rolled 14>>31534163About the same odds as me getting something between 1-20 with this 1d20 roll I'm gonna do.
Rolled 18, 4 = 22>>31534057"I'm not competent," you say. "I'm not skilled, not reliable, not trustworthy," you continue. "Three days ago, I had no friends, having had everything taken from me because of something that wasn't my fault, disliked because of conditions I couldn't control, in debt for something I didn't know would cause so many problems. Over the past while I've had a lot of time to consider that I am expendable. No one cared. Yet, just yesterday, I was told I was... worth SOMETHING, at the very least. That I'm special, in some way. I don't know what it means, I don't know if it's good, or bad, I just know it's better than dying in the literal sewer I lived in.""Great, kid, are you going to kill yourself or what?" the /tg/ soldier says."I came with someone else. I'm smart enough to know that I'm the distraction.""And how do I know you aren't bluffing."Something rams itself through the soldiers chest. "Does this look like a bluff to you?" asks a very happy voice.
>>31534179>>31534185I'm liking these odds.Also since we just made the Joeseph Joestar choice, I figure I should post this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4458fC7mDsc
>>31534190>I was told I was... worth SOMETHINGWait, when did that happen? I missed it, aparently
>>31534218We were told about how we get extra good boost from Life fiber clothes.
>>31534190>suddenly NuiWOO!!
>>31534229Oh,,,EhBetter than nothing, I guess
>>31534218>>31534229Well Ragyo and Nui have both been telling us that we're special.And Nui said we're great in bed. Come on guys, stop forgetting how deep we are in Nui route.
>>31534255Not that deep, since we don't really mean anything to each other
>>31534190>Something rams itself through the soldiers chest. "Does this look like a bluff to you?" asks a very happy voice.Sasuga NSW
>>31534292>"since we don't really mean anything to each other">Nui threatened to destroy Honnoji Academy for us and is constantly protecting us and doting on us>we're slowly becoming more attached to Nui because she's one of the only people who cares about us as Fate literally just explainedU fokken w0t m8?
>>31534320The way I see it, she's in it for giggles, we're in it cause we lost control over our lives and just tries to minimize self damageNui's foremost loyalty lies to Ragyo, not to mention I have low faith in psychopath's sense of attachment
uh oh
>>31534360You're making a lot of assumptions there anon. You know what they say about that.And you know what Ragyo does to asses.Try to relax and have fun with it instead of being paranoid that Nui's a heartless bitch.
>>31534190You feel blood drip from your mask. You can't hear anything, you're heart is pumping too hard. Nui throws the man off of her umbrella, uncaring."The charges are planted!" says Nui. You slump to the floor."I said, the charges are planted!" she says again, grabbing your shoulder. You feel a burst through you. You get up, shakily.She throws an arm around your shoulder while you try to feel better.You walk in the dark streets to the party."Are there still people there?" you ask."Think so!" she says."Won't they die? Once we set off the bombs? Isn't that bad? Isn't that an evil thing to do?""Fate," she says. "you're too naive! There are veeeeery few people you can trust! I'm one of them! Those people, they would kill you in a second!""What's stopping you from doing that to me? Other than some... affinity I have? What moral is left? How can I trust you?"Nui looks at you. "You may think I've been moving quickly for you, but I've been watching. I watched you from the second you entered Honnoji Academy. I watched you as you slipped past the fingers of others to survive. I watched you for so long, I just had to help! Just a bit! When Ragyo gave me the okay to recruit you in, I was elated! I'd never felt so happy in a long time! I couldn't wait to show myself to you, I couldn't! So, when you shouted for me that night, I just had to come!"You stare."Fate, you aren't just here because Ragyo saw potential." Nui leans in, so that you feel her breath on your ear. "You're here because we're made for each other.""So, only believe in me, okay?"
>>31534418>"Fate, you aren't just here because Ragyo saw potential." Nui leans in, so that you feel her breath on your ear. "You're here because we're made for each other.">"So, only believe in me, okay?"I really can't argue with that logic. Or rather, I don't want to. I'm enjoying the ride too much.
>>31534418;_;muh heart.
>>31534418>"So, only believe in me, okay?"[KEIKAKAKU INTENSIFY]
Urge to rules of nature rising.
>>31534505What?Why?>>31534418>"So, only believe in me, okay?"[YANDERE INTENSIFIES]
>>31534418>"You may think I've been moving quickly for you, but I've been watching. I watched you from the second you entered Honnoji Academy. I watched you as you slipped past the fingers of others to survive. I watched you for so long, I just had to help!">"You're here because we're made for each other."[YANDERE INTENSIFY]
>>31534418The blood got off your mask easily enough, it was just getting back to the party like nothing emotionally damaging happened to you that is the hard part.Nui took you to a chair and sat you down, sitting next to you and leaning her head against your shoulder while you sat and thought.He would've killed you. He would've done horrible things to you. Everyone wants to. Everyone except Nui has stepped on you, or looked down on you, or beaten you. Nui was the one who got you out of the slums, who watched you to make sure you were okay, who saved your life multiple times, and got the jobs that needed to be done, done.You look at Nui. She smiles up at you.You should be worried that you're as okay about what happened before as much as you are now. But you don't really know anymore.You just know that Nui is all that there is left for you.And then the orchestra starts. Music anon, can you help me with this one?
>>31534533>>31534528>Nui has fully gone full yandere mode>implying this isn't the best end we could do because she will live by us telling ragyo to fuck off eventually.
>>31534538 Make it a waltz.
>>31534538We just went Reverse Yandere.
>>31534553>2 yanderes for each other>implying this isn't the purest form of love.
>>31534538>>31534551https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njVREI2xy54Goddamn I don't have a smug enough face in my folder
>>31534538>Nui already yandere for Fate>Fate slowly becoming yandere for Nui>both of them just walk away from the final battle because both refuse to let the other die or be hurtThis is the sweetest, most fucked up romance ever. I wish I could have something as pure and wonderful.
>>31534570For a ''Oh god this is so fucked up I love it'' waltz>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmCnQDUSO4IFor a moonlit waltz in the middle of Forest>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TEig743mqQFor a Blitzkrieg waltzhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTM4QOXAV9UFor our final waltz after we are Inevitably kill by Nui https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU
>>31534570>dat code geass ostWHAT DID I TELL YOU MUSICFAG?!Also good choice.
>>31534629>that spoilerNo. I won't accept that. Nui would never do something like that to her Fate-kun.
>>31534629>after we are Inevitably kill by NuiNo, Music Anon, you fail to see the bigger picture. This will play, as we stand naked in Honnoji Academy, by ourselves, screaming with insanity and horror as tears stream down our face, just shouting "NUI, NUI!" Over, and over. Anaru and Satsuki will get their happy ending, but there are none in store for us.
>>31534678HAHAHAHAHAHAYESYES
>>31534678You wouldn't dare do such a thing.R-right?All we want is for everybody to get happy end, even Nui and Fate.
>>31534678>implying we wouldn't go full god mode and kill the lot and burn down the entire continent in rage after that come hell or dice rolls.
>>31534678Well, fair enough, that's what we get for...Uh...Uhhh...Man, fuck Satsuki
>>31534678>implying we won't promptly steal Anaru's Life Fiber Overdrive having lost our reason to live and take Satsuki from him>implying we won't be better than him at it because we're secretly a life fiber baby like Nui
>>31534678
>>31534678Ahh NSW you fail to see how far I see Fate then becomes Gendo cloning endless versions of Nui from her life fibres while plotting to Intiate the thread impact https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkrtS0
>>31534725>implying the world wont burn.
>>31534744>implying I was implying we would stop at Satsuki>implying we don't make Anaru watch as everyone he cares about burns and there's nothing he can do about it>implying we don't deny him revenge by burning up
>>31534773>Fate wakes up>"Nui...w-we have to t-talk.">"What's wrong Fate-kun?">mutual yandere forfeit or Nudist Beach end ensues
>>31534678>implying we wouldn't go full Jojo, get a stand and break reality so hard that everything goes anti-spiral.
>>31534570>>31534629Nui springs up. "OH OH, Fate, lets dance!"You look at her in utter confusion. You can't even dance."I'll teach you!"You're dragged out to the center, where other couples have already started."N-Nui, I'm not sure about this.""Relax, just think with me."You go slow, at first. But you learn about each other through this. You sync up well, surprisingly well for a couple doing this for the first time."It's almost midnight," Nui says."Yeah...""That means the unmasking is coming.""Yeah..."Nui looks at you, with that smile that somehow feels like it's only sweet towards you. "Fate, I'd like to make this night special. I know I took you early yesterday, but..."She kicks something up, catching it and putting it in your hand, while you still waltz."There are other things we still have to give."[ ] Look inside the box.[ ] "Nui, what do you want me to do?"[ ] "Nui, what's happening.
>>31534815[x] Look inside the box.I'm betting it's pantsu.
>>31534815>[X] "I trust you Nui"
>>31534815>[x] "Nui, what do you want me to do?"Fuck it, any button is shiny now
>>31534815>[ ] "Nui, what's happening.>[ ] "Nui,what do you want me to do?"
>>31534815>[X] "Nui, what do you want me to do?"
>>31534815Ooooooooh can't decide can't decide...Aaaah fuck it>[x] Look inside the box.
>>31534815>[ ] Look inside the box.No fucking way. NoP a-are you saying that th-there might be hope for g-good end? P-puh-please?
>>31534815>[ ] Look inside the box.
>>31534815>[x] Look inside the box.
>>31534815>Look inside the box.Please don't be a body part.
>>31534815>[X] Look inside the box.>Inb4 it's a nerve gas>inb4 her prior words meant nothing
>>31534815>[x] Look inside the box.Can't resist the mystery box. Pantsu? Detonator? Engagement ring? Confetti?
>>31534855>>31534853>>31534843>>31534838>>31534825>>31534832>>31534833>>31534834>>31534833
>>31534843>>31534853>>31534855>>31534857>>31534858>>31534865
>>31534872You lift the box closer to get a better look. The box is distinct, you know it's purpose, but you have to check. You creak it open, just to see what's inside, just to make sure.There's a ring in there."Propose."A thought goes through your head. Body and soul.There is one minute to midnight.[ ] Do it.[ ] Don't do it.
>>31534896[X] Do it.NO BRAKES ON THE NUI TRAIN!
>>31534896[x] Do it.https://soundcloud.com/cheezitzrice/light-your-heart-upDon't break my heart NoP. This is too damn fucked up and adorable for me to let it go sour.
>>31534896>Nui...........>[ ] Do it.
>>31534896>[ ] Do it.
>>31534896>[x] Do it.WAIFU CONFIRMED
>>31534896>[X] Do it.
>>31534896>[X] Do it.Hoo boy
>>31534896WE CAME THIS FAR>[X]FUCKING DO IT
>>31534896>[x] Do it.Guessed it right!
>>31534903>>31534904>>31534906>>31534911>>31534913>>31534915>>31534917YanYan is truest, purest love. This needs to have a good end now.
>>31534896>[x] Do it.HAPPENING
>>31534896HAHA! TIME FOR LEGITIMATE WAIFU!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!DO IT YOU LIMP WRISTED BETA!
>>31534896>[ ] Do it.no reverse, all paths lead to destruction
THIS COULD NOT POSSIBLY COME CRASHING DOWN ON US LATER WITH NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCESFUCKING DO IT YOU BETA-ASS FAGGOTJESUS SHIT SHE HAD TO GIVE YOU THE RING HERSELF YOU FUCKING BETAYOU BETTER MAKE IT FOUR HOURS TONIGHT
>>31534904GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE WE"RE GETTING MARRIED MOTHERFUCKERShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rau9zG7Xsqg
>>31534903>>31534904>>31534906>>31534911>>31534913>>31534915>>31534916>>31534917>>31534919>>31534925>>31534928>>31534937 Who could love a rat? Who could see you beyond a pet? How far are you willing to go to find out? How far is she going to go to prove it?
>>31534896>Hit the breaks or the acceleratorSONIC SPEED
>>31534941>CRASHING DOWN>NEGATIVE CONSEQUENSES>refusing Nuireally?>Rei is the flower girl
>>31534953No oneNo oneAll the wayNot at allI have trust issues
>>31534941>YOU BETTER MAKE IT FOUR HOURS TONIGHTThey're not going to stop. It's going to be good end through endless honeymooning.>>31534953>How far is she going to go to prove it?OP are you implying that Nui and Fate may seriously make a faceturn before it's too late for the sake of their love?
>>31534953I swear to god if you follow that up with a "NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z" there will be blood and no amount of hairdrills will save you
>>31534953aww yeah, getting raped tonight
>>31534896You know, this might be one of the most Properly Legit relationships of all the quests. I mean, an engagement ring and all.>setsCb economicThis isn't going to be economic at all>ngIncom spentWhat are you implying captcha?
>>31534953always knew Nui would make an honest woman outta us
>>31534976>spentI know EXACTLY what it's implying.
guys i just realized:that when REVOCS inevitably shits itself, Nui is literally gonna be the head of the company through us making her nope the fuck out.we are gonna be a really rich couple, holy shit.
>>31534986Assuming Satsuki doesn't inherit it legitimately or with forged paperwork, and that REVOCS isn't blamed for everything and sucked dry for reparations and repairs.
>>31535021>not doing the tried and true corperate method of shitting PR claiming everything is Ragyo's fault>implying Nui Vs Satsuki financially wouldn't be hilarious to watch.
>>31534953You aren't scared anymore.Body and soul.You're still waltzing. You briefly wonder if this is what you want.Mine mine mine mine mine mineShe's wonderful.Body and soul body and soul body and soulYour heart pumps in your ears. You keep beat with that. You are synchronized with her.And he gave up his body and said take this, Nui, and eat it"You're her's," Ragyo said. Nui waved. You know now.and she drank his blood like fine wineThe clock strikes midnight. Your masks go into the air. Nui's bird mask pecks the rat mask before they fall down, next to each other.You get down on one knee as Nui beams at you.You open the box."Nui, will you marry me?"You don't hear anything, the background just fades to black."Yes," says Nui. "YES!"She springs onto your lips.The crowd cheers.
>>31535030> Nui's bird mask pecks the rat mask before they fall down, next to each other.>She springs onto your lips.yes YES! NOW PRESS THE DETENATOR!!!
>>31535030>this whole god damn ball>holy shit.whelp my night has been made, this is the first /tg/ quest i've ever seen where someone successfully gets their waifu without A fuckton of NTR.
>>31535045>they both press one
>>31535030>inb4 whole trip was planned by Nui for this moment
>>31535030>>31535061>we're now one with Nui at heart>Life Fiber Unify: GET LUCKY>somehow good end happens[YANDERE INTENSIFIES]
>>31535045>>31535061SHIT I HAD SOMETHING PLANNED FOR THAT AND FORGOT FORGET >>31535061
>the box's hinge was also a detonator mechanisim>the cheers are actually terrified screams
>>31535064>fireworks from blowing up the factory>bunch of people dying in explosions and blood everywhere>while this is at a fucking massive ball with a giant horde of people to cheer it on with nobody knowing any the wiser what the hell happened.well yes she planned it, that is awesome.
>>31535030>>31535061Nui is love, Nui is life.❤
>>31535030>Mine mine mine mine mine mine>Body and soul body and soul body and soul>And he gave up his body and said take this, Nui, and eat it>and she drank his blood like fine wine...I am getting majorly bad vibes from this. Like, really, really, really bad vibes from this.
>>31535096can't get off the ride now
>>31535096I want to believe we can turn this around. We control the buttons, we have the power to make a happy ending happen.
>>31535096Suck your blood?
>>31535103Pic related.I just think the ride is about to crash right into a wall.
>>31535061>>>31535030>Nui pets your head, resting on her lap while you sleep through the helicopter ride."All mine," she whispers. "Body and soul." She looks at the ring on her finger.Ragyo smiles.
>>31535096you see the thing is however for all she thinks she has us we have her just as much and there isn't shit she can do about it so we can always steer this towards a good end as long as we don't go full useless or Nui gets off'd by Anaru being an assclown with a complete disregard to other people.i think the majority of the group pretty much already agreed that We are probably gonna completely fuck ragyo over once Fate figures out exactly what the shit is going on while dragging away her singular non-expendable minion.
>>31535030You feel dizzy. You feel dizzy as strangers applaud you. You feel dizzy as Nui guides you outside, the legion of people following you. You feel dizzy as you see Ragyo smirk, as the night air hits you again.Nui detonates the bombs. People cheer as fireworks go off from where a factory once stood.You look at each other in the flashing lights."I love you," she says."I love you too."-----------------------Nui pets your head, resting on her lap while you sleep through the helicopter ride."All mine," she whispers. "Body and soul." She looks at the ring on her finger.Ragyo smiles. There, I did it proper now.
>>31535140>Ragyo smiles.TIME FOR RAINBOWMOM-IN-LAW RAPE
>>31535140HAHA TIME FOR ISSHIN 2.0
>>31535168except instead of running off with a kid we run off with the wife and get out of the crazy shit life before crap goes completely south.
>>31535140And we're done for tonight.This is the part where you tell me how I did, what you're thinking, and what you believe is going to happen next. You're then going to complain that you can't get off the ride.
>>31535140Welp, time to consummate a marriage.I want to believe we'll get a good end, but I feel like OP is just going to try to crush all of us in the greatest ruse since "Wife Fibers".
>>31535140Musicfag, if I may make a suggestion?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNB9tF599HQ
>>31535178Thank you, OP. Now I can go to sleep to get up in 5 hours to go to work!
>>31535178this is either gonna end in the best of possible ways and everyone loving this quest forever or shit is gonna go WAY south and you will be considered one of the biggest trolls.either way man, holy shit this ride.
>>31535140>>31535178this will all end in tears, and i want you to know i'll have no part in itsee you next thread
>>31535178i've been institutionalised, i can't live without the ride.
>>31535178NoP, I thought you were going to ruse us hard, but here we are marrying one crazy-ass bitch and I couldn't be happier.If there's still hope for good end and you aren't rusing us harder than the "wife fibers" guy, this Quest will be legendary for managing to make people actually like Nui.I'll get us archived.
>>31535178OH SHIT WAITI need help with a timeline of KlK/Anaru Quest.I need this for new shit to happen.
>>31535197put in the discription that we actually propose to our waifu in the least beta act ever taken by /tg/
>>31535203oh godOH GOD DAMNIT
>>31535178We are well past screaming in fear. We have reached acceptance and are just going along with the ride, enjoying our last moments before the crash.When are you planning to run next thread? Same time tomorrow?
>>31535178NoP I need to tell you something.I hate Nui. I hate Nui a lot. I think the character is stupid, irredeemable, and little more than an author 's daughter's self-insert or something.That's Trigger's Nui....I like your Nui. Way, way more than I like Trigger's Nui.Your One-Star uniform is in the mail. Keep on being based.
>>31535221Oh, really, the symbol of the oppressive minions of Kiryuin Satsuki is coming to me right now! I'll be sure tohang it on a banner, while we watch her empire crumble.
>>31535178>>31535197Archived.>>31535207That would spoil the surprise. I went with something boring that leaves the proposal a secret.>>31535237NoP you magnificent bastard, you better not let us down. You've managed to make people who hate Nui actually like her.
>>31535251>that description holy shit anon, that is sneaky.
>>31535203it took about a week from requesting to be on the student council (cue Anaru saving Fate) to actually being on the council, then a few days/weeks including fight club and such, then week for naturals, and then Anaru vs Nui smackdown extravaganza
>>31535237Hey, do what you want with it, buddy. Not like I don't have plenty.
>>31535237>not just hitting both REVOCS and Satsukis shenanigans with Nudist Beach off>not then taking over the fashion industry or the weapons industry so we can get money fast and ride on into space to be a space cowboy.
>>31535263So, we've blown up two factories and got engaged in the time Anaru defeated the four.Well, I guess we're getting shit done.
>>31535278>nui fighting anaru is coming up considering Nui will probably lose hard by herselfwell fuck.
>>31535261Thank you, I try. Since I've been archiving the threads, I've tried to make sure that the descriptions leave the biggest event of each "episode" a surprise.>>31535278What if, while you make a timeline, the next episode is some slice of life stuff while we get used to married life?
>>31535278yep, plenty of time for REVOCS before Nui needs to make her grand appearance
>>31535278>>31535296>>31535303>plenty of time for REVOCSNext time on Rat and Hairdrill's Bizarre Adventure with Rainbow: Fate and Nui adjust to their new life, Rei has the worst hangover ever, and Ragyo is more entertained than she's been in years!
So is Rei just passed out in one of the other seats?
>>31535286>Nui comes back all sad after losing>Fate realizes the guy who saved him was even crazier then himself/Nui>respect>Anaru comes back>Holy shit, wtf is with this guy?>become Anaru's Viral
>>31535319>start calling rei little chocolate girl
>>31535278Planning to run tomorrow too?
>>31535326Yup.Didn't feel like that was enough to bring up.
>>31535329>Fate and Anaru meet later on the battleship>they have a big fight that starts over Fate attacking Satsuki and Anaru attacking Nui>they fight to a pure stalemate>simultaneous knockout punch>as they lay there on the deck both realize that their actions are out of love>Fate and Nui have a talk about not being able to spend time together if the world ends>Ragyo is straight fuckedI can dream.>>31535336I'll keep that in mind for next time.
>>31535278yep & our life-fibers are not even a 5th of the way there yet.Great fun as usual same time tommorow? so pumped I could use my soundtrack >>31535296No fuck SOL anything but that.
>>31535362Hey, SoL can work if it's REVOCS shenanigans.Nui and Fate adjust to married life. Rei deals with a hangover on top of Nui and Fate continuing to fuck with her. Ragyo does Ragyo things.Isn't Ragyo possibly our mother-in-law now? We could have some overall interesting antics that don't involve moral decisions or anything beyond silly REVOCS shenanigans.I'd certainly take that over no thread because timeline organization.
>>31535178Oh, the stutter is practically gone now. It may show up occasionally in moments of nervousness, but nowhere NEAR as severe as it was in episode 1. What is your take on that?
>>31535351we can all dream
>>31535385Life Fibers.or something lame like a woman's love
I am not as based as the two-star voicefag, but when I saw this, I felt I had to contribute.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tE3Izxo5pZ
>>31535385Going on successful paramilitary missions followed by getting drunk, having great kinky sex, and getting married does a lot for a man's confidence.I'm hype as fuck for next thread. I sense a lot of fun for Fate soon. And by fun I mean honeymoon sex that we get in the form of fade to black and Nui and Fate reacting to it after the fact.
>>31535402I liked it!
>>31535416
>>31535402>dat jojo playing in the backgroundyou sir win 100 gold stars holy shit.
>>31535405But Anon we forfit the right to Sex after Marriage time for Waltzing >>31535402Sasuga Gwyn
>>31535461Son, Nui apologized for taking our virginity like she did.>"I want you to make believe like it's the first time, baby."You know you want it.
>>31535380>>31535405They're not actually married yet, so there's also room for a wedding plot.
>>31535402Did a take two because I was desperate to get one up before passing out, but I had help with the new script. Also, better music sync.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hfqr1B2b6Q
