You are Reinhold, master swordsman and victor of the Royal Swordsmanship Tournament. The King was so impressed with your skill, he personally requested that you be transferred out of the army and into the Royal Guard! Not bad for an orphan who was raised in a brothel in a poor fishing village.The only issue at this point is your assignment... you've been charged to be the personal guard of the King's only daughter Marianne. While she is the vision of loveliness that you'd expect from a Princess, her personality is... well... she seems to have some issues.Thanks to Sylvie, you're finally able to cast Clay Spread correctly!But she has to get ready for the party, so you're back to doing your own thing again... where to go next?>Congratulations, you are now a mangy DOG!>While dogs are loyal, they're not all that smart...>The Princess now considers you to be her friend!>But while dogs are man's best friend, they still don't count as people.Thread archive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Princess+Guard+QuestCharacter list + descriptions (in progress):http://pastebin.com/1Vhj4DJvList and descriptions of the spells shown thus far:http://pastebin.com/2c9y2sDMTwitter:https://twitter.com/QM_ArchelonQuest compilation that's kindly maintained by a person who isn't me:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/n4nhs9gd0kmnnni/04tpEy5_pe>>>>
While you do need to get changed back into you fancy formal suit before the party, it's not like it'll take you more than ten minutes to get ready. And since Marianne is most likely still reading, she probably doesn't want to be bothered with you right now.As such, you walk maybe ten steps down the hall, and...KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKJust as you're starting to wonder if Nicolette went off somewhere, the door slowly opens......and you see Nicolette? Much different from how you're used to seeing her, her hair is hanging freely and looks rather fancy, and she's wearing her fancy dress from way back when, along with a pair of diamond earrings."Oh... hey, Reinhold," Nicolette mumbles. "Come on in, I don't feel like attracting any stares out in the hallway.">Greet the Nicolette!
>>28807918StareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeStare at the nico. jaw open and all.
>>28807918"Sure you're Nicolette?"
>>28807933No.
>>28807918>>28807955 This.
>>28807918Complete deadpan: "You look nice."Immediately start talking about something else.
>>28807918>>28807955This, also ask to draw her.
>>28807918"I- I don't know how to process this."
>>28808017>we're still obsessed about thiswhy
>>28807918Ariane, didn't know you also came to the party
>>28808040Reinhold constantly duels and trains with to get stronger, and he constantly sketches people/things to get better. He strives to improve himself.
>>28807918"I didn't know you were here, Ara. Is Nicolette around?"
>>28807918>>28807955This.>>28808136Even if that's true, there's a certain tactlessness in that being one of the first things we ask her.
>>28808136Nico doesn't want to be drawn in the dress.
>>28807918You're looking great, mind if I sketch you?
>>28807918"Girl you are looking mighty bangable in that getup."
>writing
>>28808258Stop it.
>>28807918Ask her to dance
>>28807918Ask her for a dance
>>28808209>>28808235I didn't make the suggestion, I only attempted to figure out a reason why Reinhold keeps asking to sketch people.
>>28808292He doesn't keep asking to sketch people at all.Nico fags keep constantly trying to get Reinhold to tease her about the dress and ask her to sketch her in it at every opportunity.For the last 50 or so threads.Even though she hates it.It's obsessive and annoying.
>>28807955This is okay. An earnest compliment on a secondary aspect of her appearance (earrings, hair, etc.) will also make her flustered if that's what you fags want to do.
Is nico wearing the earnings we bought her?
>>28808418Agreed. Just give her an honest compliment. Ideally something about her, rather than something she's wearing."Your hair looks nice like that."Or something.
>>28808334Sorry, I didn't mean it that way, I just that it was a running gag when I suggested that.
>>28807918"Uh, wow, hi Nicolette. You look different. Nice-different, I mean."
My connection is being all kinds of retarded, so posts will probably be more delayed than usual. Sorry.
>>28807918>>28807955 this
>>28807918"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY FRIEND!?!"
>>28808539Good catch, Anon.
>>28808941Second.
>>28808941it's too late, but dear god this!
"...are you -sure- that you're Nicolette?" you ask as you follow her inside the room.And then she spins around and punches you in the shoulder.HARD."Dammit, man..." Nicolette sighs, "I don't need you making me feel weird about wearing this shit," she says as she carefully sits down on a chair. "I can't wait until today's over."...yeah, she seems to be in a bit of a mood...>ask her if it's because of the dress>ask her if it's because of yesterday>ask her if it's because of the party>ask her if it's because of something else
>>28809229>ask her if it's because of something elseIt's probably her crush.
>>28809229>ask her if it's because of everything
>>28808633Have you tried screaming incoherently at the router while frothing with rage? I find that tends to work wonders.
>>28809229>>ask her if it's because of the dress>>ask her if it's because of yesterday>>ask her if it's because of the party>>ask her if it's because of something else
>>28809229>ask her if it's because of the party
>>28809229>ask her if it's because of something elsemight be her dad's teasing
>>28809241This.
>>28809229I'd say >ask her if it's because of yesterdayBut Sylvie seems to think it was good that she heard that, so I don't want to back peddle there.So I'll vote:>ask her if it's because of the party
>>28809229>ask her if it's because of something elseIt's probably a combination of all of it. But the main cause is probably something different.
>>28809229>>ask her if it's because of something elseIs it everything?
>>28809229"Sounds like everything is really getting to you, anything I can do to help out. The earings look nice by the way"
>>28809229>ask her if it's because of something else
>>28809229"I don't mean that in a teasing way, but, you really do like nice."
>>28809229>ask her if it's because of something elseSylvie said she was probably over yesterday, and I can't imagine that the dress or the party that she's had ages to prepare for would get her in this bad of a mood. Something else might be up.Or maybe she just really, REALLY hates dresses.
>>28809229>ask her if it's because of the party or something else
>>28809229>ask her if it's because of something elseProbably her crush.
>>28809283This, plus clue Nico in on the ear tug.
>>28809300i guess we can add this to our response as well.
>>28809229>>ask her if it's because of something else"If it's about the fancy dress code, there's no need to be so worried. You look nice."
>>28809283I like it
Rolled 9>>28809283This is good, and yeah, >>28809343
>>28809343>>28809398Why?
>>28809343but what if they tug their ears at the same time?what then?
>>28809426Marianne takes priority, of course. She's our boss/ward/liege.
>>28809458I'm still waiting on to why we need to clue Nico on it.
>>28809472It's always nice to help a bro out of trouble.
>>28809472because shes a fucking royal guard captain who can help out when shit hits the fanand gives her an excuse to get away from the party bullshitfuck are you made of lead or something?
>>28809481She can take care of herself and it's not our job to keep an eye on her like Marie. She doesn't need our help.>>28809495She's here for the party. Not too watch Marie for us.
>>28809495She doesn't want anything to do with being a royal guard or fighter this trip. You're basically just asking her to help us help Marie cockblock people.
>>28809495let her take her fucking vacation, man.
>waifufags trying to shoehorn their waifu into everythingNico is on vacation, leave her out of this shit unless we literally have no choice
>>28809507>She's here for the partyShe's here for a vacation, the party is just an unfortunate circumstance. It would take an infinitesimal amount of effort on our part anyway.
Rolled 5, 1, 7, 10, 10 = 33>>28809343lets not
>>28809495The ear tug to is to get Marie away from assholes, sychophants, and gropers..
The reason I wanted to tell Nick about the ear tugg was because I wanted her to use it as well not because of what the moron just said.
>>28809576She doesn't need it. It's not our job to watch her like it is to watch Marie and trying to watch both would be a distraction from our job.Besides, she doesn't have to dance while Marie is kind of obligated to.
>>28809575and what, we should ignore any signs of trouble? we should not be preparing for possible attempts on our charges life?we're a bodyguard for fucks sake
>>28809576She's a big girl. she can take care of herself.
>>28809576Nico would happily tell nobles to fuck off rather than do something like tug on her ear. She'll be too angry.
>>28809576Yes,>>28809343here, I meant let Nico use the ear tug to help her out as well.
>>28809610And asking royalty on vacation to do that job for us is dumb.
>>28809607>She doesn't have to dance>A woman attends a dance as a guest>A woman doesn't dancePick one.
>>28809642She has already said she wasn't dancing at the party and was just going to eat.
>>28809625Marie on the other hand has to be polite to a certain extent since she's future queen and all.
>>28809661You act like Gregory or either king is gonna let her do that. Hell Luciana might send some guys down her way just to tease nico.
>>28809576i think she has that one covered.really hope her crush would do it though.
>>28809695And she won't be obligated to dance with any of them.Point is, we're here to watch Marie. Not a girl perfectly capable of taking care of herself. You're just distracting us from our job.
You all say you're "trying to help a "bro."Quit being a faggot. You wouldn't do that shit if Nicolette was a Nicholas.Pick a side.
>>28809791nicholas would have been better, we would have actually try and hook him up with his crush, even if said crush was a waifu.
>>28809791If Nicolette was Nicholas we wouldn't have this problem to begin with, but are you telling me when you go bar hopping you don't have secret signs established beforehand?
>>28809791More than my bro, I still think the eartug is a stupid idea though. Hell, Sylvie would be better suited for it. But fuck sylvie
Somebody post the flowcharts...
>>28809835Sylvie would just magic or punch them.
"It sounds like everything's getting to you," you say."Yeah..." Nicolette sighs. "I had to get all dolled up even though I hate this shit, and I'm sure to get harassed at the party," she mumbles. "And I'm already in a mood thanks to other shit...""Uh, is there anything I can do to help?" you ask. "The earrings look nice, by the way.""Dammit, Reinhold..." Nicolette says with a tired laugh. "...I try to keep my problems to myself because I don't want to bother other people with them, you know?"I'm just kind of worried about you, that's all," you reply."It's too bad I'm not good at hiding when shit's bugging me like my Mom does," Nicolette says, looking up at the ceiling. "But I had to take after my old man instead. And here you are, having dealt with stuff WAY worse than I ever have and you're always all cheery and shit.""Eh, I wouldn't say that," you reply, remembering last night."But now I'm sure that you're gonna insist that I spill it...">I shall take upon my own back all that worries you, for that is what a friend does>I shall not pry upon a lady's innermost concerns
>>28809720No, our job is to advance in life monetarily and socially and the only way to do that right now is by dancing with girls.
>>28809866Like I said before, I'm always here to listen if you need it, but I won't pry if you really don't want too
>>28809866>Spill your guts before I cut you open
>>28809866>I shall take upon my own back all that worries you, for that is what a friend does.Sometimes a nigga just needs to vent.
>>28809866>I shall take upon my own back all that worries you, for that is what a friend does
>>28809866>Other"Only if you really want to. Otherwise I'll be more than willing to back off."
>>28809866>>I shall take upon my own back all that worries you, for that is what a friend does
>>28809866>I shall leave the choice up to thy own discretion, however I offer an open door policy if thou ever wish to remove these concerns from thy chest.
>>28809872
>>28809866>I shall take upon my own back all that worries you, for that is what a friend doesNormally I'd be like ok whatever deal with your issues homie but >"But now I'm sure that you're gonna insist that I spill it..."The lady doth protest too much, sounds to me like she actually does want to share.
>>28809866>I shall take upon my own back all that worriers you, for that is what friends does.
>>28809866>I shall take upon my own back all that worries you, for that is what a friend doesShe's a friend before she's a lady.
>>28809866>I shall not pry upon a lady's innermost concerns
>>28809899This nigga gets it
>>28809866"I'm not going to force you to tell me anything, but bottling things up makes your friends worry about you more, not less. After all, there's nothing worse than knowing your friend is hurting and not being able to do something for them, even if it's just be there for them."
>>28809831No, because in general people aren't so helpless that they can't walk away from someone.
>>28809866"I know I wouldn't have been able to do it without someone to help me go through it."
>>28809866"I'm not going to insist you spill anything. But I will tell you that letting people in helps"
>>28809978>Walking away in the middle of a unwanted conversation is a perfectly well-adjusted way to handle the problem.This is what autist actually believe.
>>28809866>And here you are, having dealt with stuff WAY worse than I ever have and you're always all cheery and shit."...well yeah, we're able to do that because we got through the worst of the bad times, and things are starting to look up now. She wouldn't have looked at 12-year-old Reinhold and gone "yeah, there's a guy who's happy and well-adjusted.">"...I try to keep my problems to myself because I don't want to bother other people with them, you know?"So what about when the fact that you're keeping your problems to yourself IS the thing that's bothering other people?>I shall take upon my own back all that worries you, for that is what a friend doesIf it doesn't seem like keeping it bottled up is helping, you might as well try another tactic.
>>28809866"nah man it's cool."
>>28810022Don't act like it's retarded just because you feel the need to listen to every social outcast that approaches you.So if someone unpleasant is approaching you, and you've made it abundantly clear you have no interest in talking to them, you just stand there and listen huh?Congratulations, you're fucking stupid.The best solution is to make an excuse yourself, and walk off.
You dudes need to remember that people can solve their own problems.
inb4 Reinhold I really want to hold your hand
Can we get a little pink bow for our bracelet tonight?It would be super manly. You know you all want to.
>>28810164that is gay bro.and arch already said Rein isn't into that.hand holding i mean.
We have two arms, so which girls are gonna be on them?Luci Stronk
>>28810196bracelet-tan will be covered by uniform-chan.so unless she changes to tiara-hime it won't do any good.
>>28810214Nobody
>>28810212What part of the body isn't gay to hold?>>28810214Bracelet is gonna accapare us, you'll see.
>>28810214Marianne and Luci.Start a diplomatic incident.
>>28810214Tina's already on one arm, and we'll hold our sword with the other
>>28809866>I shall not pry upon a lady's innermost concerns>>28810249>What part of the body isn't gay to hold?Well, a nice feminine dick is never gay.
>>28810214Also if there are any drawfriends in here can we get your idea of what the painting Marius will unveil will be?Its obviously gonna be of Chinhold winning the tournament and breaking femron's sword
>>28810269If it's a paining of Monique getting rekt, he's gonna go nuclear froth in the middle of the party and it will be glorious.
>>28810262>Tinawho?
>>28810300Im waiting for the rolls Bodies to hit the floor
>>28810251>Start a diplomatic incident through handholding two girls at oncehere's hoping it comes with a nat one>>28810300>it will be gloriousespecially after he sees us dancing with both princesses
>>28810266fact.it's actually considered an acceptable form of PDA in some countries.
>>28810301Some people here tought it'd be funny to call our Bracelet that way, since, for all we know, it could become sentient given enough time.
>>28810300i really wish we switch to monique when that happens. I really miss playing him...
>>28810269>>28810300
>>28810300>paining
>>28810370Brilliant, just brilliant
>>28810370I love itNice onepunch man reference
>>28810370>That OPM characterHoly shit, that was Rienhold as a kid all along!
>>28810370oh lordy
>>28810370That is the most detailed and deepest painting i have ever seen.Why don't they have feet?Is it because they can't escape their profession?2deep4me
>>28810370heh
>>28810417Yes. That is exactly what I was trying to convey with the lack of feet. You called it.
>>28810370 That's still exactly the kind of shitposting Arch asked us to stop, but nevertheless 100/10 my sides
>>28810370Truly a masterpiece for the ages.
>>28810370That ugly kid drew nipples on me!
>>28810370Maybe it's the arena, butI just realized Reinhold is the Gary Oak to Monique's Ash.
>>28810440but why, how?what is really their profession?How can we really know?I'm getting too drunk for this, thank you for the drawing btw, ima going to pass out.
>>28810417No, it's to signify that they are empty inside. Everything is leaking out of the holes in their legs.3deep5you
>>28810478So THAT is why Monique is so pissed off at Reinhold.
"Well, no. I said it would be nice if you opened up, and that we're here for you. I did NOT, at any point, mean to imply that it was somehow mandatory. The point was to remind you that you can count on us for help and support, not to shame and guilt you into sharing something you aren't ready and willing to tell... y'know? Cuz that would be a dick move. Though if you DO feel like you want to talk, I'd love to hear you out."
"It's not like I'm going to force you to tell me anything, but I don't think that bottling everything up is making it any better," you say."I knew you'd say that," Nicolette says with a weary smile. "Whatever... my problems are now yours.""I'm honored," you laugh."Stupid fucking girl feelings..." she sighs. "...whatever. If I'm gonna ruin everything, might as well do it now."With a deep breath, Nicolette sits upright in her chair and gazes out the window."It makes me feel like a total asshole to say it out loud, but... I kind of like you, Reinhold.">[1/?]
>>28810484He can't ignore our girth.
>>28810529>I kind of like youFucking told you people.
>>28810529Fuck.
>>28810493Nay, it is not that they are empty but that they are connected to the earth and that the things that separate us as humans are just shallow lines that are ultimately meaningless in the face of the connections we share through the world we live in.4deep6you
>>28810529Welp.
>>28810529CUUURSEEES!
>>28810529glorious
>>28810529ere we go
>>28810529Aaaaand here we go.
>>28810529the love dodecahedron has begun
>>28810529[happening intensifies]
>>28810529IT'S HAPPENING!!!
>>28810529Didn't see that coming
>>28810529"Sorry, I didnt catch that can you say it a bit louder?"
>>28810442nah i'm sure Arch is tsun for those.
>>28810529Oh dear lord Nico is back in the race.
>>28810529WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS COUNTRY DOING TO OUR FRIENDS?
Welp
>>28810529"Wait. So you're not a lesbian?"
>>28810529Huh. Did not see that coming.
>>28810529Reinhold's just drowning in bitches.
>>28810490The entire tournament is a ruse and indicative of the fact they are stuck in a continuous loop of swordchinnery and victimization.But in reality they're swindlers. They travel the land swindling people with Reinhold having protected over a hundred chins and when he gains their trust... he takes their chin to add to the increasing might of his own.
>>28810529And so, the fifth waifu wars began.
EVERYTHING IS BURNING TO THE GROUND!QUICK, TO THE SHIPS!
>>28810529We're legitimately going to break every other girl's heart to have a waifu in this ques aren't we?>>28810573I'd like to know this too.
>>28810529i like you too man.wait we are talking about friendship right?
>>28810529"Hm? Sorry, I didn't hear what you said there."Don't actually do this
>>28810586S.S. LUCI STRONK
>>28810529it begins
>>28810529
>>28810573we forgot to turn off our swag on the ride over it's messing with their heads.
>>28810586There's no escape, accept your fate.
>>28810592Ain't nothing in this world for free, Anon.Sacrifices must be made.
I just want to crawl and mutter about how we can't just have a regular friendship with a girl.
>>28810562Achthually, it's only a love hexagon. A sexagon.
>>28810615We can't slow down.We can't hold back.
Oh, Reinhold...
>>28810529Listen, I'd just like to say I'm a big Nicofan and I think this is great news.But regardless of whom we end up choosing, I'll support that decision wholeheartedly.
>>28810571arch was a bitch in that quest.>>28810529WHY NOW NICOWHY
>>28810592Well, either we get a waifu and break most everyone's hearts, or waifu our sword and break everyone's hearts, since harem route is off limits.
>>28810529http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHLdg_VNww
>>28810610you can't ever do it
>>28810615>Sacrifices must be made.
>>28810529Well well well. Easy way out of this scene is to give her the same spiel we gave Sylvie. Or if we want to roll the dice and opt for a less predictable outcome, say something like "Huh. Could've fooled me."
>>28810617We still have Melanie.Right?
I'm laughing and crying at the sane time good lord archelon.
>>28810633Tina does not have a heart either, actually. There's also that route.
>>28810529"Eh?!? But, Luciana!"
>>28810529i feel a but coming on here....
>>28810633SWord forver <3
>>28810647>ImplyingYou KNOW meido wants the sword.
So this dance is gonna be interesting.
Man and I was just getting used to threads without constant waifu wars again.
Yeah, this ball and whatever happens after it is definitely feeling more like the common route end.
Admit it, /pgq/, if genders were reversed you'd be hating Femhold quite a bit.
>>28810669here's hoping for a dragon attack to break up the akward
We're dancing with Nico, right?
>>28810685Why?
>>28810641>Setting best friends against each other>When Luci and Sylvie have already agreed to a duelThis is incredibly cruel, even if, in-character, it is entirely accidental.Also, it will lead to the incredibly bizarre reversal of events wherein Sylvie and Nico actually team up to beat Luci, as opposed to the audience supporters doing it.
>>28810529>With a deep breath, Nicolette sits upright in her chair and gazes out the window.>"It makes me feel like a total asshole to say it out loud, but... I kind of like you, Reinhold."Did I read that right? I'm confuse, I don't know if I get happy or worried!
>>28810714Actually, Sylvie said she'd step down if Nico wanted the Reinhold.
>>28810685Actually, I'm a huge sucker for feeble princes with female bodyguards.I would arguably like the quest more if it went that way. Especially if there was no yuri route.
>>28810685Whaddya mean? If Femhold had a ton of guys going after her? Then it'd just be a galge instead of a VN.
>>28810685MaybeIt might have given a better chance to play "Climb the social ladder and backstab" Quest
>>28810529Ah, there it is.
You know what would be a good idea right now?Talking to Citrine about all of this when the opportunity arises.
>>28810685orgy end
>>28810732Makes me wonder who Nico told Sylvie she had a crush on then
>>28810633Harem's off limits, yes.But a threesome hasn't been ruled out.
>>28810729she feels like an asshole since sylvie likes us
>>28810732Really? Broken Sylvie incoming. Although Nico vs Luci has massive HNNNNG potential and I look forward to reading it.
>>28810529>[2/2]...well. You weren't expecting that at all."Uh..." you mumble, unsure how to react to this revelation."You fucking asked for it," Nicolette sighs. "And Sylvie likes you a LOT more than I do, so I was trying to keep it to myself.""...so the crush she's been teasing you about all this time was on me?""And this is why this whole thing makes me feel so shitty..." Nicolette says, placing a hand over her face. "You're like my #2 best friend, and also my #2 crush," she says with a wistful smile. "I'm an asshole who started having feelings with the guy my best friend's in love with while also having feelings for someone else at the same time. THAT'S the crush that Sylvie's been holding over my head.""I like you, and I also like Melanie, and I feel all kinds of retarded about it," Nicolette mumbles. "And I didn't want to say anything about it to either of it, but now I have and I'm sure it'll fuck everything up.">how do you react?
>>28810729Do what I'm doing and giggle like a school girl while hitting on your index finger.
>>28810754>not muh fetish
So did anyone legitimately not see this coming? The reactions are making me unsure.
>>28810770>The people saying she was bi were rightAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>28810770"Wait, Melanie?"
>>28810770Why me?
>>28810770>I also like MelanieUh, ok.Welp.
>>28810770>I also like MelanieMAN THE /u/BOATS!
>>28810770>and I also like MelanieJesus Christ. I never could have imagined that they were right.
>>28810770Nothing to beat yourself over about, this isn't something you make a conscious decision about. I can't say that I feel the same ways about you right now, but I'm glad you told me. Want to dance at the ball?
>>28810770"B-but girls can't love girls!"
>>28810770
>>28810770>Melanie and Nico
>>28810770"So wait, you're not a lesbian?""Because I'm not really in the right state for a relationship right now.""Your #1 is Lucianna, isn't it?"
>>28810770HA HA I KNEW YOU WERE A FAGGOT
>>28810770>I also like MelanieCONFIRMED! FUCKIN' CALLED IT NIGGAAAASOkay, but that aside... uhh... Why don't we offer to help her get together with Melanie? Tell her we're just not gonna be ready for any of that romance crap any time soon and it's the only proper thing to do.
>>28810770Stunned
>>28810770>Yuri.Well shit, that's be so satisfying I'd even settle for a Sylvie end
>>28810770"If there's anyone here at risk of fucking it up... that'd be me. God, where did it get so complicated?"
>>28810782I think quite a few people who had already chosen a girl to waifu mentally blocked Nicolette as an option.And the people who prefer Nico are just pleased to be validated.>>28810770Wut.
>>28810770>MelanieUNEXPWCTED MEIDO ROUTE INTERUPPT
>>28810770"Why? Why does this keep happening?"
>>28810770"I guess I can see why you haven't really worked up the courage to tell her. Or want to talk about it."
>>28810811Wait, fuck, I just saw the Melanie part.What.
>>28810770It's not like you consciously decided to do it, so try not to be so torn up.Wait, Melanie?Wat
>>28810770Tell her that she didn't fuck anything up.
>>28807873Give her the hand
Archelon, please.Why did you do this to yourself?
>>28810770Well, at least we're #2. Shit move by Nico though, she's put us in a tight spot. Halcyon days at the court of Granache are over, though. Assuming we go back there after the party (to say nothing of the potential events during and afterwards), we're going to be walking on eggshells for a few threads.
>>28810770I just realized when Nico said we were her number two of two things she meant this.Well I'll be
>>28810770I can't breath archelon, I'm waking up my roomates and its all your fault.
>>28810573>>28810592Agreed. What the fuck, is this the country of spontaneous love confessions or some shit? Is there some kind of love spell curse placed on the water?Sylvie went from merely crushing on us to talking about marriage. Nico's gone from being just close bro's to having feelings for us too.Fuck everything!
>>28810840I love it.I already knew she stood no chance, but now at least I can be satisfied with the /u/ end. I can be partially happy at last
>>28810729You should fear, my friend, for when the storm of awkward teenage romance arrives upon the peaceful port village that comprises Rinehold's life, all logic shall be swept to the ocean.
>>28810770wait.... melanie?
>>28810770"You can't control your feelings and there's nothing to feel ashamed about; who you have feelings for is not a choice."
>>28810840Ain't no rest for the wicked.
>>28810770Okay guys.Let's not string her along. She clearly feels horrible about it, so letting her down is actually the kind thing to do here, both for her and Sylvie. It would serve to remove her doubts about her Melanie crush as well."
>>28810571What the hell. Is that a rule-64'd Arc drawn by Decu? Where is it from?
>>28810770Well, we already gave her the not ready for relationship spiel. So I think we should help her with her #1 crush for now.
>>28810804This, minus the last part. I don't think asking her about a dance right here and now would be wise. Maybe ask her later on.
>>28810843Wait I totally missed the Melanie part. Whaaaaaaat
>>28810856I love that reaction image.
>>28810840This isn't a shitstorm.This is basically just a bunch of people going WOAH THAT'S AMAZING
>>28810770"This arouses me, Nicolette."
>>28810863Yeah, I agree.
>>28810863>>28810871These.
>>28810866Oh god you didn't see that QTG. Decu and some other guy (but mostly Decu) went on a rampage and drew a ton of QMs as girls. A lot of it was very lewd.
>>28810863Going for this. We already have three girls going after us.
>>28810770AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"Of course this isn't a problem, you said it yourself I'm your #2 crush, so set your sights on #1 and there won't be any conflict! See, easy solution." "Wait did you say Melanie?"
>>28810863Yep.
>>28810770Give her a hug,You've managed to tell one of us, and everything hasn't come crashing down into ruins, and as I said before, I'll help you with the other, you will always have regrets in your life if you leave it open ended.
>>28810856>What the fuck, is this the country of spontaneous love confessions or some shit? Is there some kind of love spell curse placed on the water?Well, it is Not-Italy. Italy is like, the country of love |spoiler]to the French.|/spoiler]
>>28810770Something along the lines of:You don't need to worry about it so much
>>28810863Sounds good to me.
>>28810863>>28810871>>28810893These.
>>28810770"Melanie was looking for a noble ....>>28810856good point we should really get checked out magically make sure you don't have some love potion spell effect on us
>>28810863Let's not say there's no chance. Maybe that we're not interested right now but no route closing
>>28810732Yeah, this probably makes Nico feel WORSE about it, not better.If she's even aware of it, that is. Sylvie told Luciana that in private, so I'm not sure Nicolette knows she said that.>>28810804>Nothing to beat yourself over about, this isn't something you make a conscious decision about.This is pretty reasonable!>I can't say that I feel the same ways about you right now, but I'm glad you told me.Still somewhat reasonable, but maybe a little mean to just go right out and say it.>Want to dance at the ball?Holy fucking whiplash. Why.>>28810770>>28810893I can kind of imagine Reinhold actually doing this.
>>28810863No way. Nicolette will fight for our love.Three waifus enter the Thunderdome. One waifu leaves.
>>28810890I need links to the archive for that
>>28810866it's from the last awesome QTG.check it out from the archives you can't miss it.be warned though, decu finally did porn. yes i'm talking about cute drawings deculture doing porn in a thread.
>>28810863Yep this. Although we don't know that Melanie is into girls. Fingers crossed that she is, though.
>>28810863Yea, lets do this.And support the UBOAT.We shall help her BLITZKRIEG
>>28810907This.
>>28810893Also this.
>>28810915We shouldn't do anything crazy, I would say try to find out how Melanie feels about that kind of relationship for Nico.
>>28810770'Nico one can not decide or control the matter of feelings, you don't need to fell ashamed or bad because of it as you didn't decide to do it'then this>>28810823>>28810876me to
>>28810863Nope.
>>28810907sure.
>>28810893This.
>>28810929http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=QM%20Smut%20Quest
>>28810863Lets be honest about our our situation as well.
>>28810823That would just make her feel worse
>>28810863This, we also help her with Melanie.
>>28810922What part of 'No stringing along' do you not understand? She is far more familiar with the maid than she is with Reinhold, and giving her hope is only going to keep her from moving forward.
>>28810863haha, no.
>>28810770"One doesn't usually have a choice in the people who we find feelings for, but we do have a choice in how and when we express those feelings."
>>28810770Do people in this setting give a shit about homosexuality at all?
>>28810863This.
>>28810770*chuckle sensibly*"I don't know if I should be offended about coming in second. But in all seriousness, I think you should go for Melanie. I could even help if need be. I think I can manage playing *insert name of Deity of Love here*"
How do Melaniefags feel about Nico-Meido
>>28810770There is only one reasonable response.Mentally depart our body and fly towards the heavens like the metal elemental.
>>28810770"I might consider your feelings for me... WHEN YOU BEST ME IN THE ARENA OF COMBAT, MY HONORABLE FRIEND."
>>28810970Fucking SO MUCH THIS.
>>28810994it means more screentime for meido
>>28810770"Eh, not something you have much control over"
>Nico route destroyed by /u/I sometimes hate how obsessed this board is with lesbians
>>28810863Yes, I usually hate shipping, but I approve of trying to get these two together.
>>28810994I knew Meido would never hit waifu tier so happy.
>>28810770"Oh. Wow, that... I'd like to say that won't change things, but it does.There's no easy way to say it, and now *I* feel like an asshole, but... I don't think I feel the same way. I'm sorry! You're like my best friend and I don't want that to change, but I just don't like you *that* way.I, uh, if you want me to go or something, I can go, since that's a pretty huge thing to come out and say, b-but I'd really like it if we could stay best friends."I'm terrible at this oh god sorry Nico there's spaghetti everywhere
>>28810876Curse you, Archelooooooon~!!!
Reinhold needs a drinkTonight is gonna be a looooong night
>>28810863This has my support. Keeping someone from moving forward with their love life because there might be a chance for a relationship is cruel.
>>28810893Secothidfouthwhatevered'd
>>28810996>a string of natural ones later>>28811007I understand, but let's face reality here, she wouldn't have won anyways.
>>28810753This.
>>28810996this
>>28811007Not so much that as people who just want to close the route off before it ever gets a chance.
>>28810863I'm cool with this.
... Oh shit.Nicolette is going to be going up against superwizard Niklaus for who gets Melanie.>grabs popcorn
>>28810529Well, Nico route locked in. Reinhold has to be number one at everything, including love.Especially love.
>>28811007We need less routes not more.If they can take each other out, then that's great for us.
Time to go confess to Marianne.Just kidding.
>>28811018>nobody thought her crush was MeidoNot so crazy now, is it?capcha critics Itappic
>>28810987I seriously doubt any of the Granache (Granachian?) royals do. Even if it's frowned upon, but not stigmatized, Nico has little brothers to carry on the family name. Who knows about Marconetti and the other realms though? I'm sure Monique isn't a fan either, it probably conflicts with his pseudo-chivalric worldview.
>>28810934He's done lewds before, without the censoring even.
>>28810994Conflicted.I also really really like Nico and I can't imagine what would happen to her if Rein made moves on Melon.
>>28810987Among girls, it's seen as a cute phase that they grow out of eventually.Among guys, it's seen as a hedonistic indulgence that people don't talk about in polite company.
>>28811042Didn't Melanie already turn Niklaus down?
>>28810863>>28810893These. She isn't going to move forward if we don't do this.>>28811042Niklaus was already rejected and is happy as just friends.
>>28811007Dude, it's not even that. I hate /u/-fags usually but it's just the right thing to do here.
leave route open/ let down lightly (also as a side note even if we don't end up with nico if she is successful with the maid we might get to father their children down the line unless magic)
>>28810770>Act real offended you're only #2>Let's just ignore the Melanie part for now>"For what it's worth, I've seen some real assholes in work. You're not that."
>>28811042Melanie has already turn Nick down.
>>28811052In our quest to continue our perfect win streak against Nicolette, we go confesse to Melanie just to see Nicolette's reaction face.>Show those bitches how it's done.
>>28811032Yup.Angry waifufags seeing a chance to kill off one opponent permanently here. What they don't count on is Reinhold getting closer to her while she tries to hook them up, only to be on Nico route when Meido rejects her
>>28811071>We might get to father their childrenJust... nah, man. It's not gonna work out that way.
>>28810863As a semi-dedicated Nico-fag I have to vote against this. Just react with surprise.
>>28811067>Among girls, it's seen as a cute phase that they grow out of eventually.Fucking Japan. That attitude is just condescending.
>>28811085This is a shitpost but I lol'd anyways.
>>28810994pretty happy actually.no i can fantasize to two hot women instead of one.
>>28811047>we need less routes so my ship can winFuck you
>>28811052"Hey Marianne, I need to confess something- I love you.""But I know you don't love me.""But Lucianna, Sylvie, and Nicolette do.""But Nicolette is also bi I guess, because she likes meido too, a little more than me.""But Niklaus is pining for the meido also.""I love you, by the way, again.""WELL. That's out of the way, let's go to the ball now."
>>28811025Fuck Reinhold, I'M the one that needs a drink. Finals, and now this?
>>28810926Can't we just get Beyond Thunderdome, please?
>>28811106Wait, so making a joke is shitposting now?
>>28810863This. She won't move forward while she has doubts.
>>28810770welp! i kinda was ready for this, but not fully. but i'll go with these>>28810863>>28810893>>28810924but add. "....well, at least I know now. we don't have to solve it all tonight. infact maybe we should keep this all to our selves till we get back home. relax now. it'll be alright in the end."
>>28810994I'm happy because it means that Meido gets more screentime. She might even get her own side quest to set her and Nico up.
>>28811088I personally don't care who wins. I just don't want to screw over a character's chance for happiness just to keep another girl lusting after the main character.
>>28811088I just like all the characters too much to put them through the nightmare that would be being /tg/'s girlfriend.
>>28810863No thank
>>28811104P true do'. At least at my moderately large Southern college full of repressed baptist.
>>28811055some actually did say it though.
>>28811139Got a point there
>>28811109My ship is friendship fool.
>>28811139So we should date the one we like the least, and then proceed to passive-aggressively destroy their psyche?..I'm down with that.
>>28811113>Everyone spends the evening standing in seperate corners glancing at each other and coughing>Kills the mood of the entire ball>Granache blamed for diplomatic sabotage>War declared>Ten million dead
>>28811168Sylvie route confirmed?
Nicofags, we're not even her #1, the right thing to do here as a friend is to help her get the one she really loves.
>>28811113And then Reinhold danced with all the bitches.And it was good. >>28811126Shooting someone down doesn't solve the problem, it just creates a new one. If Nico's going to resolve the problem, she has to resolve it herself. Plus, we don't know if meido is even gay. If she's not, then all this talk about straightening Nico out is pointless. She'd have been shot down by both her gay crush and her straight crush.
>>28810863Considering we have been telling other people who have confessed to us we aren't really ready for any relationships right now, telling her we flat out aren't interested is out of character.
>>28811168I just want a crystalline golem waifu that hates us and is in a vicious, mutually-destructive relationship Reinhold.Is that too much to ask?
Can we have a Monique route?I'm serious here. I think this will solve everything.
>>28810863no
>>28811181>Southern slave-holding kingdom sweeps in while Marconneti and Granache are weak.>Princesses and castle staff taken as sex slaves>Reinhold castrated to serve as a harem guard.>Forced to watch>NTR end.
SO MANY WAIFUSILL NEVER BE SATISFIED WITH LESS
Know what? I think I've stopped caring about any of this waifu shit. Arch I just want it to end happily please
>>28811196Why not both?
The suspense is, once again, killing me.>>28811181Just as planned. Reinhold's Fat Man is a weapon of mass destruction.
>>28811201This please. Please. Just make sure Monique is at least trap-worthy, or is actually secretly a lady. Don't tell us which until the end.
>>28811201No.>writing
>>28811198You ever see that one British TV series 'Vicious', featuring Ian McKellen and Derek Jacobi as a vitriolic gay couple that continuously makes barbed comments at each other, but when someone else makes a remark about one of them, the other rushes to their aid, proclaiming their deep, undying love for them and verbally beatdowns the transgressor? I'm imagining that.
>>28811085That's perfect. Conveniently, since we're #2, the only course after that is to go fuck ourselves
>>28811234Carol would be better.
>>28811198I'm with you. The bracelet should start consuming mass for its inevitable evolution.
>>28811236:(
>>28811185That's such a fucking simplified, linear view it's painful. And I'm not even a Nicofag.You gotta take messed up relationship stuff slowly, and carefully. Tread lightly. Don't deal in absolutes.
>>28811236Shot the fuck down.
Well my mood was fouled because nico route was shot down.
How about the matchmaker routeNico-MeidoLuciana-kingSylvie-Niklausunannounced fluffy tail-dragonMarianne-Monique
just so you guys know, i'm going to start writing a smut if they will be an official couple.One of which will be they will ask Rein to take their first time.
>>28811238I have not. But yes.There will also be claw marks on our back and shoulders. All of the claw marks. And suspicious bruises.
>>28811236>>28811201FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS ANONTOGETHER WE CAN RAISE THE RAINBOW FLAG
>>28811236never seen a route get shut down so hard
>>28811236Are you sure? He might actually be a girl.
>>28811273Don't do it, man.I'm beggin' you.We don't need no smut in these parts.
>>28811267A drink for the crushed flags
>>28811278waifuing is pretty cutthroat, apparently.
"...There's something in the water here. There HAS to be.""How ELSE could you possibly think that any of this would make me think any less of my friend and esteemed rival? No, I'm serious Nic, I thought you knew me better than that. Now, how can I help?"
>>28811273Do it, anon.Do it.
>>28811267It was a roller coaster ride of raised hopes that were then immediately thrown around by new info and then outright crushed.I'm a bit of a Nico fag and I actually enjoyed it. Quite the rush.
>>28811244Nah. Monique is number 1.
>>28811236>No.Thank god
>>28811269>Nico-Meidoyes>Luciana-kingno, king stays loyal to his late wife>Sylvie-Niklauscould be fun>unannounced fluffy tail-dragoncan't rate on a person with 0 screen time>Marianne-Moniqueno monique, maybe his NEET/hikikomori brother though
>>28811278The worst part is that people are assuming that the maid will say yes.
>>28811314But Monique is the prettiest girl.
is it time for another poll to bide our time?
>>28811300The problem isn't that she's afraid we'd think less of her, it's that she feels like an asshole for coveting the same D as her best friend while already having a crush.
>"I thought I was a lesbian, but I have feelings for you">"NOPE, YOU GET TO BE A LESBIAN FOREVER"That's a new low in handling relationship issues.
>>28810969That feel when no GhostDiva
>>28811331Indeed
>>28811281in his little interlude he was pissed that he got a girl's name and looks despite being a guy
>>28811327We'll just trap them in a pit together and rope down water and food several times a day. Love will come to them both naturally this way.
>>28811337sure I'm interested to see how popular each girl is.
>>28811363Sounds like gender dysmorphia.
>mfw, this closes off meido route tooHopefully I don't post this in the wrong quest again.
>>28811369Truth. That's how I met my wife.
>>28811363She's just confused. She wouldn't be the first girl who thought she was a guy but everyone thought was a girl anyway.
>>28811342>Reinhold_handling_confessions.jpeg
>>28811327The worst part is that we don't plan on giving her a choice.
>>28811274It's awesome. You should check it out:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XvyCJ7flYk
>>28811327...But that guy was talking about the Monique route.
>>28811269No, Matchmaking is always awful.
>>28811337We just had one like 2 threads ago.
>>28811385>.jpeg
>>28811340This basically closes down three routes. MaidTomboy2nd princess(we won't be seeing her for some time after the party.)So right now mage and princes routes will be back on top.
>>28811380Yeah, but she's your sister and that's how your parents handled saturday nights.
>>28811412Stop talking like this is a fucking popular vote.No routelocks, just reacting as the character would react.
>>28811412I'm still voting for the tomboy route
>>28811369"They rub and kiss each others skin, or else they get the hose again."
The temptation to shitpost and stir things up is strong, but I must resist for the good of the thread...
>>28811369That and dehydration. Whichever comes first really.
>>28811383>She's just confused. She wouldn't be the first girl who thought she was a guy but everyone thought was a girl anyway.
>>28811327She might not, but honestly if she is Nicolette's preference, then the sooner she finds out the better.
>>28811317Alright, doing another vote. For those who just want an outright FLAG CRUSH, keep in mind that there will be consequences.There are only these two options to vote for.>shoot her down outright>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right now
>>28811340People are going about it pretty poorly, but greentexting an oversimplification isn't a very compelling argument.
>>28811434>>28811453"Say ten things you like about each-other or I'm dropping in raccoons.""Come on, Nicolette, don't be shy."
>>28811453He said he'd give them water.He's nothing if not a responsible captor.
>>28811440This revelation has actually been somewhat subdued. People are being reasonable and not just screaming at each other, even if there is some samefagging happening on all sides.
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowBUT OFFER TO HELP HER GET MEIDO GOD DAMN IT!
>>28811477>>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right now
>>28811428How is saying" welp its good I'm your number 2 let me help you hook up with that maid you like "in character?
>>28811477FLAG BREAKER!>No relationships. We want to keep our friendships pure.
>>28811477sylvie style
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right now
>>28811477>shoot her down outright
>>28811477I pick option two if we can encourage her to go after Melanie as well.
>>28811477>>shoot her down outrightDon't string her along. Shes a bro.
>>28811477>>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowPlease guys don't be dicks
>>28811477Are you fucking kidding? Why are you doing this arch?>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right now
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowThough I wonder how many threads will be long enough.
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowalso ask if she wants us to try and find out what Melanie thinks of her and nothing more
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowBut say that we'll help her confess to the mad as well. Might as well get it all out there?
>>28811470And helping her figure out doesn't start with shooting her down outright. When someone comes to you admitting that they've got trouble telling which team they're batting for, you don't decide for them. You support them while they decide for themselves.
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowMake a joke about being number two, be supportive.
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowKEEP HOPE ALIVE!
>>28811477>shoot her down outright>>28811488No.
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowIs encouraging the #2 crush still what's happening?
>>28811477Not interested in a relationship right now.Also, trying to set her up with Melon is completely dumb without knowing how Melanie feels.
The best ship is always friendship.>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right now
Oh boy here we go.
>>28811477Not interested in a relationship. No need to be a douche.
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowand offer to help with Melanie if she wants
>>28811477Say what we said to sylvie
>>28811477>>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowWell fuck archelon I don't like consequences, I can't help it if you put it like that.
Well gee, wasn't that a landslide vote?
>>28811477That second thing, what with not being a dick.Also, tell her we support her. This is important.
>>28811520Actually yeah that seems best, unless she specifically asks us to do more.
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowBut I think we should encourage her to go after Melanie now that she's went ahead and confessed to her #2.
>>28811477if HAVE to I'll go whit>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowbut I also insist on my vote>>28810958>>28811488>BUT OFFER TO HELP HER GET MEIDO GOD DAMN IT!lets not
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie Do final destination voting arch
>>28811477We're still helping with Melanie either way right?The second, btw.
>>28811477>shoot her down outrightVoting for this.
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowDON'T SAY NO!JUST DODGE MORE!
>>28811477"You are already rejected">Fistofthenorthstar.jpgBut nah, tell her to talk it over with sylvie and luci Theres a line for getting rejected by Reinhold
>>28811563I haven't been reading the thread in-depth, admittedly, but I thought it was consensus basically from the start that we were going to handle this how we handled the situation with Sylvie?
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowYou can win da meido Nico, I believe in you.
>>28811544Rather than trying to set her up with Meido, I just want to get her in a setting where she can tell Melanie how she feels, and reassure her that she has support if it fails.The thing isn't hooking the two up, the thing is making sure that Nicolette has no regrets in life, no could have beens.
>>28811576Either way, it's pretty conclusive. The fags who are just in it to close off any route they can have revealed themselves.
I really hope this comes back to bite everyone in the ass.
>>28811477No goddamned way she's getting a crushed flag, do you hate Nico Arch?>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right now
Why isn't this being done by the numbers only thing?
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowOffer to assist her in securing the maid.
>>28811589I still cant get over how silly the fruit themed armour/weapons look.
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowCould we ask her to go with us, as out date. To try this whole thing out, and then decide. It might help Nico and us making a decision.
>>28811589Huh those SFX are pretty nice.
>>28811603The way I read it, some combination of >>28810863>>28810871>>28810893seemed to be the consensus.
>>28811477Say what we said to Sylvie. Reinhold is a nice guy he wouldn't crush his bro
>>28811477>say pretty much what you said to Sylvie about not being interested in a relationship right nowalong with saying that if she needs any help with meido she can come to us. no forcing the two together until we know how meido feels, but still help nico out when she asks
Am I alone in finding that "offering someone who's crushing on you help in her love life" a bit creepy?
>>28811635You barely notice over the awesome plot, great humor and solid narrative flow.Especially as of last episode, where PLOT INTENSIFIES happens.
>>28811616Actually. I just changed my mind. Arch's allusion to consequences scared me and while I do want to help her with Melanie I'm not going to outright reject her to do it. Some anons made a good point about how that was a bad idea.
>>28811477I really want to crush that flag because I want Meido and Nico to hook up and I feel like leading her on is cruel.But it's sort of a dick move to do so, even more so now that Arch has literally said "Don't do this shit yo", because we all know that if the word 'consequences' are mentioned, /tg/ will backpedal like a retarded cyclist.I'm abstaining.
>>28811477Second option.Not typing it out because on phone.
>>28811549eh, fuck it, i'm changing my mind>shoot her down
>>28811663Which is basically brushing her feelings off like a joke and then deciding to help the broken hearted girl with her other crush.
>>28811672>/tg/>experienced with love at all
>>28811680Is that... a watermelon knight? Is he black?
>>28811477>shoot 'er down!
Arch, why would you even offer an outright flag crush?
>>28811680Source?
>>28811717No, its a Musk Melon Knight
>>28811501Do this. Let's say it's because we value friendship more than anything and a man and a woman can't be friends in a relationship. Be sincere. Play our "fucked up" card.
>>28811724see how stupid /tg/ is
>>28811616I just don't want to have another quest where every girl is after the MC's dick. It's impossible to have friends that are girls because there will always be waifu fags going after them.
>>28811672No. It's a very VN sort of stance, which is to say it's unrealistic. Relationships are complicated, especially when orientation is in question. The right thing to do is to take your time and be supportive, not to immediately decide what the best course of action is. But that's not how /tg/ tends to think.
>>28811672Not really, we're her #2 best friend, and she's ours.You do shit for your best friend you wouldn't do for anyone else, and regardless of the feelings involved.Basically, your best friend never bails you out of prison, s/he doesn't have bank access from the next cell over.
I think Rein needs a really good male bro he can just chill with, shoot the shit. We just can't be friends with women, clearly.
>>28811717No. He's Japanese.And he also managed to PTSD the hero during his first appearance. Like, severely. It's been a while since I genuinely felt 'fear' being conveyed in a show successfully.
>>28811731Fruity Warlord
>>28811636That makes far too much sense to get voted in by the typical PGQ Anon, Anon.For what it's worth, it's not a bad idea objectively, but you can't date one girl after telling others "sorry I'm too emotionally crippled."
>>28811672No.I am of the school that you should tell her not to ignore her number one choice just because of us though.
>>28811766seconding this.We should try to calm Monique down. He might be fun to hang around if he just chilled out a little
>>28811766I still say we should bro it up with the other bodyguards. Takamaru, Karel and Andreas are all cool bros.
>>28811766We could totally make friends with those two guards we met in the first thread. They could be the Ed and Edd to our Eddy.
>>28811796No fuck him, we should bro out with his brother though
>>28811477You *knew* that making that post would make people change tune.I mean, it's a good idea in the grand scheme of things, but still. You just knew that saying 'flag' and 'consequences' in the same post would make /tg/ take a 180.
>>28811731Kamen Rider Gaim. The currently running Kamen Rider series. It's written by the same dude who did Saya no Uta, Fate/Zero and Madoka.
>>28811766Nikolaus and Marius, I think is how you spell Citrine's husband's name, would fit
>>28811766Reya seems like a fun guy. Andreas and Karel are cool too.
http://strawpoll.me/851229
>>28811766Our brother-in-law offers the possibility of a good brow, as does Niklicks when we get back.
>>28811811Butcher is doing Kamen RIder? Neat
>>28811811> It's written by the same dude who did Saya no Uta, Fate/Zero and Madoka.All you need to say is: The Urobutcher.
>>28810639What is this from?
>>28811777Google gives me nothing
>>28811672It really isn't though, as long as you do it in a sane way.And by "sane way" I mean supporting her decisions, backing her up when she needs it, and giving her a nice hard poke if she looks like she's starting to waffle. That's pretty standard bro stuff, and we're her bro first and foremost.Of course we shouldn't rush over to Melon and immediately start trying to play matchmaker, that's retarded.
>>28811806Yeah, it was kind of bullshit for him to pull that when the vote was pretty clear.
>>28811766We'll need to take at least one of them with us when we leave, all the cool guys we've met live outside of Granache. Also Reya is the only one who isn't tied down with a job.
>>28811797But we won't be able to bro it up with them when we get back to Granache.
>>28811766>>28811796>>28811797I support thisalso what with all the people wanting to go FLAG CRUSH, haven't we agreed that we would not sabotage rotes anymore?
>>28811842He's having a giggle.>>28811811
>>28811841Turkeyhandle
>>28811835>>28811840Indeed. And it's already hitting on the despair, innocent main character, dystopia-disguised-as-utopia nodes quite well.Theme song's pretty good too:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIIF8Wdkz_A
>>28811822Am I the only one who remembers that in all of these we've had so far Marie has won?
>>28811841Tsukihime.
>>28811868I have tried to keep my bias in check and decided that FLAG CRUSH was the most in character course of action. But I accept that I am in the minority in this line of thinking.
>>28811806Don't you see.Arch is a magnificient Pied Pipper of /tg/.He wantd more drama down the road, thus he has manipulated us like this~
>>28811806I've been with telling her what we told Sylvie since the start. I guess I was just in the minority.
>>28811841Mahou Shounen Quest? A shit quest banished to the annals of time.
>>28811868>/tg/>honoring its own agreements>implying any sort of consistent behavior
>>28811868I'm just tired of virtually every girl we hang out with wanting our dick.We're not even that great a guy.
>>28811868It was until some people saw the chance to fulfill their /u/ dream and crush two routes at the same time.
>>28811886By a rather significant lead as well.
>>28811894
>>28811886Not just won, but taken it in a landslide. Marie faction is just quietly content to go with the flow until their opportunity arises.
>>28811868I didn't agree to jackshit.But I do agree with that
>>28811868there is no honor amongst thieves anon.
>>28811477>shoot her down outright>Gently.>...Well, as gently as we can, anyways.
>>28811894...Thats not from MSQ at all.
>>28811917Proxyvoting
>>28811942Grasping for straws.
>>28811906truly you've never played a VN
>>28811937"Bitch, that aint natural. I don't need to be around a freak like you. Never speak to me again."Am I doing it right?
>>28811917I voted for Marianne every time except for this one.I chose Fuck Waifus.
>>28811873One of those things is not like the others!One of those things just doesn't belong!Can you tell which thing is not like the others. By the time I finish my song?
>>28811952Aaagh, she was such best girl. Dat ending 'do man, dat ending.
>>28811951On a strawpoll, no less.
>>28811955Perfect. Yuri is a crime punishable by death!
>>28811942Hardly.You forget the desire for 20/10 peaches.
>>28811976I disagree, but I'm not going to argue here. I just want you to know you're wrong though
>>28811979CAARLOOOS!
>>28811906It is a thing that happens when you are the only male which does not actively repulse them that they see on a regular basis.
>>28811979Carlos!
>>28811917More that they know they will win eventually.It is a slow, inexorable march into the trueprincess route. There may be troubles, but Sylvie, Rana and Luci are little more than speedbumps at the end of the day, to be driven over in pursuit of Best Princess.
>>28811966At least she's getting a route
>>28811942Why does everyone assume a single faction would be able to do that?Also, you talkin' bout a landslide? Wait till she confess next thread.
>>28811906I mean, this is a VN quest... That being said, I can empathize with you. I do think we've pretty much crossed the Broken Hearts and/or Death(s) Rubicon though, so we probably won't have to worry about it much longer. Not gonna be a clean resolution to this shit. Damnit.
>>28811878...the hell did he just launch off of his head?...and what kind of name did he give his 'rocket propelled helmet' attack?
>>28811917I don't know man, it just seems like the obvious 'true route'. You always play the true route first before diving into the smutty branch routes.
>>28812018I waited for you Sacchin
>>28811942Marie fags just know they aren't going to get anywhere with all the flirting and teasing all the other waifuers get up to so they're mostly quiet and content to just help Marie with her problems and wait. Or at least I am.
>>28811782I know, but Citrine told us to try to open up, so here I feel that it would be the best choice. To try to open up, and slowly see if it could work out. Nico is perfect for this because she is in the same place as Rein, unsure about the relationship, so it would help her too.
So what, we've had three chicks to confess to us in eighty threads, and it's not going to slow down?Who's going to confess their eternal love for us in thread 107?
watch out, ego tryin to sabotage
>>28811976best modern tsundere
>>28812066Don't you mean Super-Not-EGO?
>>28811775I kind of like this Rider destine, but that’s me, I really like Knight like tings>>28811952True those people need to go in the wonderful word of VN>>28811966Isn't it sad?>>28812003also true>>28812023the ting to do in character is go running and crying for advice to our sister
>>28812054Gram-Gram.
>>28812047I really don't want Marie route But I can settle as long as it's not a sylvie end
>>28812054Grandma.
>>28812054Female Palace Guard #72.
>>28812045who?
>>28812034Looks like a rocket-powered tomato
>>28812054Unassuming Maid #32
Hey Archelon, what VN should I play next?
>>28812099Orange actually. But Kamen Rider is not currently related to this thread. Yet.
>>28812054Random Passer-by #397 Far inferior to Random Passer-by #208
>>28812023>I do think we've pretty much crossed the Broken Hearts and/or Death(s) Rubicon though, so we probably won't have to worry about it much longer.What do you mean by that?You mean that we've reached the point where all our friendships with these girls are going to be inexorably shattered and it's just a matter of time?
I wasn't interested in a Nico route, because I thought it wouldn't ever happen.Now I must admit my interests have been piqued.
>>28812089do tell
>>28812106Play Turkehandle.
>>28812106Captive Market.
>>28812079>citrine help pls>everyones in love with me and i cant>what do
>>28812106Majikoi
>>28812034>>28812099T'was an Orange, my good men. An orange.And none. That was him simply swapping out the Orange for a Strawberry.
>>28812117fuck you i like her.
>>28812095Dude...
>>28812106Violent Semen Inferno
>>28812118>You mean that we've reached the point where all our friendships with these girls are going to be inexorably shattered and it's just a matter of time?That's the fun part we're all been waiting for.Seriously, I'm dying to see Reinhold get out of this mess alive.
>>28812106Are there actually any VNs worht reading with princesses in them? Besides, like, Princess Waltz they all seem to be rape stories.
>>28812145>S will never be translated your lifetime.feels bad man.
>>28812165Sounds like an STD..
>>28812146>fuck your shit I'm wearing an orange
>>28812127No thanks, I've had everything spoiled already>>28812131Please no, not again>>28812145Already done Benkei route soon>>28812165Wasn't that an RPGmaker game?
>>28812146How can this be real?
>>28812168I am doing this for the drama. I want it to be interesting. I want the girls to call him on how he purposefully distances himself emotionally whenever someone tries to get close to him, and eventually pretends he sensed nothing at all.
>>28812179Underwater Ray Romano
>>28812118Pretty much. The only way this will be resolved is if peoples' hearts are broken, or if they (or we) die. A bit hyperbolic, I guess, but I hold out zero hope that /tg/ can act with the combination of delicacy and decisiveness that's required from here on out.
>>28812182JapanOr drugs you pick which makes more sense
>>28812182Toku is a magical thing.
>>28812179Pac-Man
>>28812169try galge genrethere are plenty of those.
>>28812179Dude, I loved Captive Market
>>28812179Bro, Turkeyhandle is something one must experience for themselves. Those crazy moments that Shiki has are worth the game, plus you need to play the maid routes.
>>28812203I feel like playing a galge game would make me feel super gay. I still want to do it.
>>28812182Because it's awesome. Think the Orange is something?Try BANANA!
>>28812182Japans been doing this for a looooooooooooong time
>>28812182... when our eyes aren't real?>>28812190Hear, hear.>>28812169Long Live the Queen. Sort of.
>>28812179monster girl quest
>>28812051Yeah, maybe. I could get behind that, I suppose.It'd need to be pretty hush hush, though.
>>28812217I guess. I've been meaning too, but shit. All the spoilers really do kill the enthusiasm you know?>>28812215It made me feel awful and bad. I'll take my plain old vanilla bestiality instead. Rape and mindbreak are horrible fetishes
>>28812224Post MISTAAAAAAAAA DANGEROOOOUS
>>28812215I stopped after the orc and the doggy girl I became sad
>>28812179Halo 2
>>28812243I just beat it though, anon. Tamomo end best end
>>28812179Seacats then.Also, just play the goddamn Turkeyhandle. Its not that long, and even with spoilers its still very much worth a playthrough.
>>28812179Bunny Black
>>28812245... Are there bestiality visual novels?
>>28812274I see you are also a man of refined taste.
>>28812276Okay fine. I'll just force myself to get it over with>>28812291Well, there's tentacle rape, I'm sure there are a few games with implied bestiality though
>>28812291I weep for the species
>>28812291Same aisle as the rape simulators
>>28812223A POV where you are in a princess carry is pretty nice.
Now to pray for the next post before anon makes Arch hate us
>>28812274damn, that taste
>>28812291Yeah, kinda hard to find though. Easier to just get real bestiality.
>>28812291Hatoful Boyfriend.
>>28812328Where do you even find it now, it got taken off of the place with out any mother units didn't it?>>28812329Already played
>>28812244Well, we kinda want to advance our relationship problems, and for that we need to try to work out the whole trauma Rein has. So I think trying a date would be the best option.
>>28812328Actually, it's easier to just search the pokemon tag on pixiv or wherever. Scratches the same itch but doesn't freak out as many people.
>>28812224...wow.That belt/helmet/armor thing is so silly it loops around the scale back to awesome.
>>28812345Honestly, you don't need fewer mothers. Literally, just type it into google and the fifth link down has links to non-gay sites.
>>28812244>>28812348Maybe we should ask Citrine to set us up with someone outside the palace? Crazy, I know. Maybe that's how we'll find the fluffy tail though?
>>28812348I'm seconding this, its a damned good idea. And Sylvie wouldn't I sincerely hope anyway feel too threatened by that since she knows Nicolette has another crush.
>>28812382Is it really that common? I would have thought it to be harder to find.Well, I guess thats all the better for me, thanks
>>28811757archelon.. please post before it get worse in here. they have already desended into fetish VN.
>>28812412You kinda gotta play it smart with the sites you choose to browse, because a lot of them are bullshit, but yeah it's pretty easy if you're smart about it. There is a certain forum that is a good starting point, I've found.
>>28812396maybe we should ask her for relashionship advice
>>28812416Shut up, you.
>>28812416I wonder how low we can go.
"Wait... Melanie?" you say, not quite sure that you heard that right."Yeah..." Nicolette sighs. "...she's really cute, and- god damn it," she mumbles. "You probably think I'm some kind of weirdo now, too.""Hey, you like who you like," you say in an attempt to console her. "But, uh, have you told her that you like her?""As if I could do that," Nicolette mumbles. "I already fucked things up by confessing to you, I don't want things to get all weird with Melanie too," she says with a weak smile. "Besides, I doubt that she's into girls anyways."Yeah, that is a legitimate concern.>[1/?]
>>28812416>bestiality>fetishIts not even Holding Hands
>>28812435Lower than man has ever gone
>>28812432We did. She said start as friends and see if you warm up to the idea.
>>28812435Everyone post pics teehee?
>>28812435Ok is there anything we haven't fetishied?
>>28812396>>28812400That is why this idea is good, because Sylvie and the others wont be threatened by Nico. Plus I want to settle this relationship mess before it gets more complicated with Marie confessing too or the maid doing it also. Rein also needs a sword scale for the girls, just to manage how he feels for them.
>>28812439Bestiality with Paw-holding or hoof-holding
>>28812248D'accord!It seems I misplaced the full transformation sequence.
>>28812438Well, we could always find out.
>Waifu discussion>Monkeys flingling shit at each other>Eroge and bestiality discussion.>Civil and to the point with many helpful pointers.
>>28812452I'm getting really confused. Kind of skimmed over the last few thread but what happened?
>>28812463Pond scum?
>>28812479When you find a man who shares a fetish as obscure as beast, you kinda gotta help a bro out.
>>28812464Umm...why wouldn't they be threatened by a girl who has a crush on the guy they like? I don't think you're thinking this through.
>>28812479men get serious when talking about porn.who knew?
>>28812432I wasn't crying, prick. It was a serious suggestion. Relationship advice is also okay. >>28812438Say something nice to her (not about her chances with Melanie, though) and leave. Let's go get ready for the party.
>>28812479Porn is serious business anon.
>>28812479Welcome to /tg/
>>28812464If Meido confesses as well then this shit goes nuclear.
>>28812499Through dick, unity.
I'm pretty sure that Melon isn't into girls. I smell TRAGEDY
>>28812396>Hook up with mystery fluffy tail who is a complete unknown to all the girls.That would be like a rugby team rushing the field at the Superb Owl, beating up both teams, and running off with the trophy.
>>28812479We were discussing Haikus yesterday.
>>28812491Nico admitted to crushing on Melanie AND us.Melanie's first, btw.
>>28812363Such is the power of the Fruity Warlord. Even his finishing move effects are fruit-themed!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIDKHVumBCUVideo related.
>>28812522Why is this not a thing?
>>28812494>>28812499>>28812502>>28812503Love you guys, never change
>>28812518That sounds a bit gay.
>>28812498Sylvie knows about Nicos crush on maido, so she will not think about the possibility of Nico liking Rein as well. The Princess would be in another castle, so I doubt she would find out.
>>28812522So let's do it.WE DEMAND FLUFFY TAILS
>>28812479My sexual deviancy knows no boundsI like cuddling
>>28812553Shut up homo
>>28812553You sound a bit gay, man.
>>28812553nah bro.nah.oh hey can you get that soap for me?
>>28812523Oh, i remember you. Yes that was quite a fun discussion.
>>28812556So you want to trial date a girl and hide her feelings from her best friend and cousin?
>>28812526My head is throbbing a little bit. Not that I'm not against Yuri but this is kind of left field, also the conversation between characters is kind of hard to swallow.
>>28812568Do you like consensual sex in the missionary position? For the sole purpose of procreation?
>>28812531Man, those SFX aren't half bad.
>>28812522Alright, let's go for it. We'll go find fluffy tail right now. Screw all this noiseIt's a quest.
>>28812494bestiality is an obscure fetish?
>>28812522Ship the /u/ and find the fluffy tailsLet's get on this shit.Archelon I'm serious, let's get some fluffy action in here
>>28812520I hope not.Nicobro deserves to be happy.
>>28812592Yes Sir
>>28812463
>>28812592only under the covers with handholding
>>28812612Well, maybe not here but in the wider world, hell yeah.
>>28812591The only major male character our age in Granache is Monique, and Nicolette crushing on him would be even gayer than lusting after the entire maid team.
>>28812463Maybe bricks?
>>28812594Yeah. It's really turning into a pretty solid series, and we're barely even started.
>>28812619Tragedy is fun. Girls with broken hearts are so moe.
>>28812592Memes stop being funny after it's posted multiple times in every damn thread.
>>28812621>>28812628I am proud of you anons, you have my blessings. You've graduated from the school of porn, go forth and be proud of your excellent taste
>>28812591How is it left field? She's crushed on girls before and Melanie has been hinted here and there.
>>28812647>posted multiple times in every damn threadSo they're never funny, then?
Talk about fucking animals aside, is Grisaia no Kajitsu any good? The synopsis reminds me a lot of G-Senjou no Mao, or however it's spelled, which was great but I don't really feel the need to play it twice.
>>28812601>>28812522The quest for fluffy tails begins now! It is how Rein will escape all the heartbreak he is creating.You hear me Arch? Are you listening!? We need fluffy tail! Through fluffy tail, unity!!
>>28812642I think sexy golems pretty much covers that.Just make 'em red.
>>28812690Honestly, it's pretty mediocre in my opinion. A lot of people liked it, and when it came out and even I thought it was pretty good. When I look at it in hindsight though I think it was just the hype.
>>28812438>[2/2]"I am so fucking stupid," Nicolette groans. "Should've just kept it to myself, now you're gonna start avoiding me and shit. Stupid fucking feelings..."While you don't want to say the wrong thing, Nicolette is still kind of your best friend and you don't want her to beat herself up over this any more than she already has."Sylvie and Luciana like me, and I still hang out with them," you say. "I mean, I'm really not looking for a relationship, but I'm still not the kind of asshole who'd ditch my best friend because of something like this.""Yeah, Sylvie told me about what you said to her..." Nicolette replies. "Don't worry, I'm not gonna start hitting on you or anything," she says with a chuckle. "But you told me to spill, so I did... you're not pissed at me or anything, right?">what do you say?
>>28812698Lets just follow the story and not ruin Arch's day
>>28812438on Nicolette crush see pic>>28812646so true
>>28812690it's pretty good, but no ending in grisaia can top of of that of mao. you know what i'm talking about.
>>28812726"Of course not. If I were ever gonna fall for a chick anyway, she'd have to have a fluffy tail."
>>28812726Yes I am. FOR MY BLOOD BOILS, YEARNING FOR YET ANOTHER DUEL.
>>28812726"Nah, not at all. Hell, if you ever need help or just want to vent I'm still here."
>>28812726"No, I'm not mad. To tell you a secret, I'm into those girls with the fluffy tails from the east. Now we're even."
>>28812726>Nah, It's not your fault or anything. It's not like you can control these feelings. Don't worry, I won't let this get between us if you don't, alright?
>>28812726"'Course not. You are my trusty sparring partner, I could never be mad at you."
>>28812726"Of course not. Now, I suppose you'd hate it if I asked you to a dance, but just in case you're tempted..."
>>28812726>No, I just have to consider getting life insurance, what with how pissed some people may be at 3 members of royalty liking a commoner bodyguard.
>>28812726Of course not. How could I get angry that someone liked me?I suck at dialogue damn
>>28812726"I was the one who asked, can't really get pissed at you for responding."
>>28812726"Of course not. You can't help how you feel. If you ever need help with Melanie or whatever you can always ask me."
>>28812750>>28812764Fluffy tail.
>>28812726"Not if you promise to dance with me at the party."laugh"If I tie up all my time with people who actually like me, I won't need to avoid those who might try to use me for politics."
>>28812759MY LAST VICTORY WAS SWEET NICO, IVE COME FOR ANOTHER SERVING
>>28812726nope.also i'm very competitive and don't want to be second to anything so watch out!*wink
>>28812759This
>>28812726"Why would I be pissed at you? For liking me? For being honest about your feelings? You haven't done anything wrong. If anything, I feel like a jerk for not being able to reciprocate."
>>28812726Wait. Sylvie doesn't know that Nico has feeling for Reinhold, right?
>>28812726If I was pissed, I'd ask for another spar.
Oh god, I showed up late, what is this shit Arch. What is this shit, /tg/. What is this shit, god? I just wanted to drink, write adventures, watch Starship troopers, and read PGQ
>>28812764Do this. Fluffy tailed girls from the Mysterious East. Nico will get us the hookup.
>>28812726How about we have a dance and then put this all behind this, I can even try seeing Melanies preferences if you'd like.
>>28812750>>28812778>>28812784>>28812788>>28812794>ofcoursenotmind
>>28812726"I'm not bad. Maybe if you could actually beat me in a fight I'd be upset by this, but you know..."
>>28812820This gets my vote
>>28812726"Of course not. But I'm actually into older women who don't ask for my consent."
>>28812726>>28812765>>28812778>>28812784>>28812785>>28812790a combination of this dood
>>28812726"Not even a little bit. A little thing like this isn't enough to make me mad. And I know you're worried about messing things up with Melanie, so do you want me to try and find out if she'd be interested before you make a move?"
>>28812822She knows about Nico's feelings for meido, but not for Reinhold.
>>28812726"Not at all. I bought it up, after all.If you ever feel like you need to talk about this stuff, just ask. Can't say it won't be awkward, but, well, those are the breaks."
>>28812726I vote >>28812764or >>28812790
>>28812822Yes right, but they still talked about Sylvie's evening with him.
>>28812726"Not at all. You can't help things turning out this way. Just like I can't help having royalty fall for me, apparently."
>>28812726"Of course not. Besides, I'm more into horny girls"
>>28812845I hate you anon, that made me laugh too hard
>>28812726"If anything I'm mad at myself for doing this to everyone around me.One day I will find the witch who enchanted my cock to be irresistible and make her pay."
>>28812759Good way to lighten the mood.This
>>28812784we have enough fucking dances lined up.
>>28812726Not in the least. I genuinely value your company, and I'd like to hold onto it. How many people know about our childhood trauma besides Marianne?
>>28812853this with >>28812843mixed in just to tease her a bit
>>28812784>>28812802No dancing. Jesus christ.
>>28812858GAH! meant >>28812763NOT>>28812764
>>28812759Reinhold isn't autistic
>>28812750>>28812764>>28812797>>28812831>>28812858The fluffy tail runs strong.
>>28812886seconding
>>28812726The of course not replies and also slip in asking to dance.
>>28812726If anything I'm flattered, I feel really bad that I can't reciprocate your feelings though. I'd feel even worse if you kept blaming yourself though, so just relax, alright? Enjoy the dance and save me some turkey legs
>>28812880Melon
>>28812726"Hating someone for loving would be a pretty dick move. First and foremost, I am your friend–romance can be left to the future to handle, when we've grown up a bit and can figure things out."
>>28812877What? You want to leave timeslots open for a Marconetti noblewoman to try to dig her claws into Reinhold?
>>28812764Go for it. We need to establish our preference.
>>28812726"If I got pissed at you because of this, I'd wouldn't have sat with you at that table when we first met, much less punched a prancing frill-wearing twerp out of friendship. Don't worry about me hating you for anything you can't handle alone, cause I sure as hell ain't perfect myself.
>>28812790>>28812794"What do we even have to be mad about? I suppose you deprived me of the opportunity to play match maker this whole time"
>>28812880Nico Sylvie Melaine Marie CitrineThats it I think
>>28812865This.>>28812880Just her and the dance instructor.
>>28812890Fuck you I want to dance
>>28812877we can dance with all of them at the same time.
WAIT.I got it.What if, we, like, asked Melanie for a dance with Nicolette.Great idea or greatest idea?
>>28812917If we outright state our standard, no less, we'll avoid a whole lot of messes later down the line.
>>28812764TouchFluffyTail
>>28812922>>28812763>>28812765These.
>>28812764Taka you fool, you tried to warn us but your anecdote wasn't nearly terrifying enough to stop our curiosity.
>>28812914I'd like for us to do things other than dance at the party. At this rate all we'll be doing is fucking danceing because we keep offering to dance with every female within a 100 mile radius that has even the slightest bit of interest in Reinhold.
>>28812726 we should tell her she's our best friend.
>>28812896Let me break this down for you.By acting all ridiculous Reinhold is simultaneously lightening the mood while also telling Nico, without explicitly saying it, that she is still his friend, by making a joke that the two of them share.
>>28812726"Why would I be mad at you?" "Also, Melanie isn't into Niklaus, that I can confirm to you."
>>28812922>>28812908>>28812857These look good.
>>28812922Sounds good to me.
>>28812941That is a fucking terrible idea
>>28812764This or"I have my own weird stuff. I have heard strange tails of maidens with the ears and tails of beasts. It's always been my dream to make one my bride."
Laugh, let her know it's alright, tell her we thought she liked Luciana anyway and we didn't treat her any different then so why should we start now?
>>28812927Nico, Sylvie, and Melanie only know about the brothel living. Marie is the only one with more of a picture of what that was like.
>>28812690It was worth reading, but the common route was a bit of a grind.>>28812726>"Don't worry, I'm not gonna start hitting on you or anything,""Good thing you said "on", or I'd end up making a liar of you for sure."
>>28812726"Oh hells no Nico, i would never be pissed at you.I was more worried about what i didn't know. I need to get my life straitened up before i can settle down. besides, we have time to work all this out. so for now, let put all this worry behind us for tonight and get what we can enjoy of this dance."
I don't get it.Why are we still offering to dance with every girl despite them all going to be there?
>>28812959arc has already hinted that something's gonna go down besides dancing
I want to get her a dance with Melanie. Just one. We'll see where things go from there.
>>28812954Fluffy tail love cannot be stopped!
>>28812987Fuck, I like this one, but arch's already started >writing
>>28812853I like this. Gotta be supportive. Mix it wish >>28812857 and >>28812820
>>28813011too bad we'll be too busy dancing to do anything about it.
>>28813009I don't know. We reserved one for Luci to make up for ditching her, and one for Melon-pan because meido being possibly excluded from noble time. We didn't reserve one with Sylve or Citrine.
>>28813013You don't go from hidden feelings of affection for another chick to dancing in public in a single night.
>>28812983wait.... guys, i realized something. Nico really takes after her dad... He's Bi as well. god help us all.
>>28813058waht
>>28813014http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F_bB7-TsvkYa damn right it can't.
>>28813009because we are crazy anonwe want to see blood on this party
>>28813069C'mon. You know he and Vincent are more than just friends.And Thierri?Nigga please
>>28813079At this rate, we'll never get to the party.
>>28813009It's an easy way to make things clear.Basically Reinhold going "Okay, everybody clear? Now FIGHT!"Except not really it's just anon being autistic about dancing like they are about sketching people.
>>28813070fluffy tail forever
Mark my words, we're gonna dance with a girl, Marianne's going to tug her ear and we'll have one big shitstorm that will end all shitstorms
>>28813058Pretty sure it's her MOM that's bi....which means that Sir Gregory sure knows how to pick em.
>>28813129We aren't dancing when she's dancing, anon.How many fucking times do I need to say this.
>>28813115>Basically Reinhold going "Okay, everybody clear? Now FIGHT!"That should just be the opener arch uses whenever he starts a thread.>>28813151>ara ara intensifies
>>28813129we don't dance with them till mari's off with her dad
>>28813129There is such a thing as timing, Anon. Do it right and we won't have that problem.
>>28813154That's not anon said, anon. He meant that we're dancing with someone, Marianne is somewhere else and then tugs her ear.
>>28813129We're dancing with fluffy tail.
>>28813183And what I'm saying is that if we're dancing Marie is going to be with her dad and not in a ear-tugging scenario.We won't be dancing on the job. Only when we've been relieved from it.
>>28813154Dancing when she's dancing gives us a socially acceptable excuse to lets us stay on the dance floor near her (as opposed to standing around solo, giving her dance partner the stink eye the entire time, as much as Marianne might appreciate the gesture), and be off the dance floor while she's off the dance floor.If we're dancing while she's NOT dancing, it's separating us from her, and putting a whole crowd of dancing nobles in between us, which we would be forced to stumble through if something were to start going down.That's almost exactly the opposite of what we want happening.
I discovered the awful truth.Reinhold newfound love is waltz.
>>28813210It's generally assumed that if she's not dancing, though, she's with her dad, and she'd be safe enough just with him.
>>28813218Nothing wrong with that. The dance is a great thing
>>28813210So you really want to dance with a girl while staring at the back of the head of another the whole time? Also, how do you offer a conventient excuse to get her away from the suitor when you just ditched a girl to talk to her?"Your dad was looking for you" doesn't cut it. We were no where near him to know that.
I find it funny that we are asking ever girl we know here to dance except for mage,tsun,dragon,and loli.
>>28813210But we should be passively threatening anyone who comes within 10 meters of the Princess. Isn't that our job?
>>28813210>standing on the side watching is badremember, we're the help, it's normal for us to do thatand if we're dancing when she's not it's because she's off with her dad, not because she's mingling alone off the dance floor
>>28813250We're totally gonna dance with loli though. It'll be adorbs.
>>28813262i picture her asking "swordie" to dance and we dance with her on our feet while quietly talking to her about swordsmanship so that we can't be overheard
>>28813218i'd say based on his tragic past and need to help despite difficulty to himself, he'd be paired much better with tango
>>28813210We should have a threeway dance with everyone who want to dance with Marianne. We'll just tell them we are her bodyguard and this is our duty.
>>28813151wish there was young Gregory quest.oh god their adventures... her trophies..
>>28813251Or actively threatening anybody within 2 meters, yes.
>>28813251We can just scowl really hard at them
>>28813231That's fine, but seeing as Thierri is also technically an unmarried noble>>28813247>Also, how do you offer a conventient excuse to get her away from the suitor when you just ditched a girl to talk to her?We intercede and say that something has come up. No qualifiers. We're charged with her well-being, and it'd be unreal presumptuous of a noble to insinuate the importance of their dance with her above something that could threaten her personal safety.That, and if the person Marianne has been dancing with points out that we couldn't have received a notice from an outside party, we turn the tables on them and say that if we didn't have to move on, we would be more than happy to stick around to admonish them for letting their attention wander during their dance with our charge.An implication which should both shut them up, and give Marianne a laugh once we're free and clear.
"Of course not," you reply. "I was the one who asked, I can't really get pissed at you for responding.""...thanks," Nicolette says, smiling."And if you need any help with Melanie or anything...""I appreciate the concern, but I'm gonna keep my mouth shut about that for a while longer," she sighs. "All this anxiety's bad for my heart... though I do feel a bit better after having spilled my guts to you," she laughs.>keep talking about relationship stuff>change the subject>reinhold cooly exits
>>28813300i don't want any pregnancy during dances.
>>28813364Forgot to finish my first thought.>That's fine, but seeing as Thierri is also technically an unmarried noble, he'd probably be expected to dance with people reasonably often as well, his own personal desire not to marry notwithstanding.
>>28813377ArchWhere is my goddamn fluffy tail?Mention fluffy tails.
>>28813377>>change the subjectI'll save a dance for you, if you save some turkey legs for me.
>>28813377>keep talking about relationship stuff
>>28813377"Do these pants make my butt look big?"
>>28813401Fuck off.
>>28813402This
>>28813377>reinhold cooly exitsLet's go get our shit ready for the ball. Kind of want to tell Marie about Agnes instead of surprising her with it.
>>28813377>>reinhold cooly exitswe out
>>28813377Bring up fluffy ears and tails on girls, say that's our preference.Then cooly exit.
>>28813377>>keep talking about relationship stuffWhen two people who don't know how to into relationships get together, surely they'll come up with something.
>>28813402Seconded, you a boss
>>28813402ok
>>28813377What time is the dance? We do need to keep in mind how long it will take us to get ready and get to our position.
>>28813377Cooly exit.We gotta get pumped so we can impress dragon-girl.
>>28813377>reinhold cooly exits
>>28813418No, really. It had several votes, mine included, and that guy you're responding to as well.
>>28813377>>reinhold cooly exitsBUT. Give her hope first.We didn't tell her but Melanie rejected Nik already.
>>28813377Leave, but not before you bring up fluffy tails. We cannot miss our chance to set this one flag.
>>28813377>reinhold cooly exitsPrincess is awaiting.
>>28813377Read that as>Reinhold coulis exists.
>>28813402nostop asking for dances damn it
>>28813431>>28813402voting a combination of this
>>28813377>keep talking about relationship stuffsince we're both apparently horrible at this kind of thing, lets try and help each other out, eh?
>>28813377>reinhold cooly exitsWe haven't really taken the chance to talk to Marianne about much of anything since Grandma.
>>28813463No.
>>28813377"you know if it makes you feel any better after all this dancing stuff is over with we could always meet at the training yard and let off a little steam">>28813392they'll dance at the start and then go off somewhere else
>>28813377Why did you ignore the fluffy tail faction, arch? Did we offend you in some way? Leave I guess. I still want to talk about it.
>>28813402nah
>>28813377>>reinhold cooly exitsmoonwalk away while doing finger swords at her.
>>28813377>Keep talking about relationship stuff
>>28813402Yes!
>>28813402Stop it.
>>28813377Exit, stage right.Oh, and tell her that Melanie shot down Niklaus's efforts. Might give her a little hope on that front.
>>28813377>keep talking about relationship stuffbros need to help each other out, since they both relationship dumb
>>28813377>>reinhold cooly exits
>>28813377"Well, Melanie is not interested in Niklaus, in case you were worried about that happening."
>>28813451rein only knows of fluffy tails through one off hand mention, not enough to spam it and have a fetish for it (yet)
>>28813402This before leaving
>>28813484I guess routes that he doesn't personally prefer or actively pushes on us aren't viable.
>>28813402Seconding
>>28813377>though I do feel a bit better after having spilled my guts to you,"See? Not so bad, was it.">>28813402This is kind of amusing.>reinhold cooly exitsWe SHOULD probably start to get ready, though. It's a little under an hour and a half to go, and we don't want to rush ourselves too terribly.
>>28813402this is getting very old fast.
>>28813402Gotta dance with Nico
>>28813516This and exit
>>28813377You may have abandoned us, but we won't forget. Someday, we will have our day in the sun.Cooly exit.
>>28813402DANCE FOR THE DANCE GOD! TURKEY LEGS FOR THE TURKEY THRONE!
>>28813377>Reinhold starts to cooly exit but trips over himself as he walks out the door, recovers, and stares silently at Nicolette as he slowly closes the door.
>>28813377 >>reinhold cooly exits
>>28813377>reinhold cooly exitsI'd like some time to talk to Marie about Grandma and such since we haven't had a chance too and we need to get ready.
>>28813504>>28813516>>28813453I kinda want to see her reaction to it, so yeah
>>28813553Don't anger the great lord in the sky, otherwise he might not bless us with a fluffy tail
>>28813453This, sort of. Leave, give hope, no further mention of Melon.
>>28813402Fucking quit it.
>>28813402I like it
>>28813456Pretty sure we can. Don't you know in manga that the girl protagonists go for most often are within the first five?Fluffy never had a chance once Lucy came on set.
>>28813377>reinhold serenely skedaddles
>>28813453Yes this
>>28813377>>reinhold cooly exits and looks for a guy to talk to, like Gregory to avoid more relationshit
>>28813602But we must try!
>>28813402They shall fear our dancing prowess and our bottomless stomachs.
>>28813402Stop sperging about dances.
>>28813453This.>>28813402And not this.
One day, sketching girls, turkey legs and dances will go the way of sword throw attack. Shut the fuck up already.
>>28813618>R-reinhold-kun, I w-want you to gi-g-give me your sword!
>>28813402alright, bring it!
>>28813602Fluffy will win da Owl, just you wait.
>>28813574I apologize to archelon (praise be upon his name)
>>28813402Just stop it.
>>28813574See >>28813524This thread itself is pretty much testament to that. He ignored fluffy tail, while basically forcing the thread's hand on not outright turning Nico down by 'warning' us of dire consequences.
That feel when you finally realize that your intoxication & inebriation have been tricking you and it's melanie not marriane Nico is crushing on. I am all for this! Assuming Melanie is super sure no Niklaus route for her. Meido X Lancer for the win.
>>28813402Fuck no.
>>28813647Don't forget the dance
Lets go with:>>28813377>>28813618>>>reinhold cooly exits and looks for a guy to talk to, like Gregory to avoid more relationshitThis quest has too much estrogen.
>>28813619Nah, I'm cool. Good luck trying to prevent the sun from setting.
>>28813402Hell yeah!
>>28813654Pretty sure most quests are dictatorships, not democracies. As the idiot who originally brought up fluffy tails, give it a rest already. I know it's a little hard to tell with text when someone's joking, but jesus fucking christ you people.
>WRITING
>>28813402Can we please quit it? We've reserved enough dances. If there's time for more or if someone asks we can have another one at the party. Stop with all this reservation shit.
>>28813377>>reinhold cooly exits and looks for a guy to talk to, like Gregory to avoid more relationshitPlease this
>>28813701>aggressive writinghere we go
>>28813693I wasn't even mad. I'm well-aware of the dictatorship nature of quests. I was just pointing it out to other fluffy tail-lovers that it was a given that we're only gonna be doing the routes that Arch wants us to do.
>>28813708>We've reserved enough dancesHow many, already? I've lost count.
>>28813708The ball is going to be long enough to get the dances offDo you think it'll end after 30 minutes?
>>28813693REAP WHAT YOU HAVE SOWN, SON OF PERDITION.
>>28813726We just need to collect more info on fluffy tails first. We do some research on this topic and THEN we can pursue it. Probably.
>>288137393. Agnes, Luci, and Melanie. We'll probably also dance with Citrine for certains.
>>28813726God fucking forbid Reinhold doesn't suddenly want a kitsune girl because you guys go >LE FLUFFY TAIL XDDD DANCE WITH MESeriously you guys cannot control yourselves.
>>28813765Stop the angry shitposting.
>>28813724CALM DOWN CHEN, CHEN CALM DOWN IT'LL BE OK
>>28813765>Implying there hasn't been plenty of obvious fluffy-tail love since the day that kitsunes were mentioned.Sure, man, whatever makes you feel superior and stuff.
>>28813765It wasn't sudden for me. But it's okay. We'll just have to discover them so we can say we are interested and it makes sense in character. Be on the look out.
>>28813752No, but we have other stuff to do like bodyguarding and hanging out with friends that aren't after our dick like Reya, the other bodyguards, and anyone else we'd like to meet.
>>28813726we haven't even met fluffy tail girl yet, and have only heard about them through one off hand remark by taka. in character there's no reason to pursue fluffy tails yet
>>28813793And we never will meet one, in all likelihood. It's a shame, but I'm not broken up about it.
Well, it was a good thread while it lasted. See you guys later.
>>28813793We should try to find them.
>>28813782yes don't lose your head over it
>>28813712>find Gregory>"Reinhold? The fuck do you need to talk to me for? I postponed getting ready as long as possible, so I'm kind of in the middle of something here.">"Well, everyone else is either busy or in love with me or both, and I kind of wanted to get away from that.">"They're WHAT? Whatever; doesn't matter. Why don't you go talk to my daughter or something, then? She finished preparing an hour ago.">"...well, Nicolette DEFINITELY isn't busy.">"Yeah, then what's the probl-">"...">"...we need to talk."this bad end coming soon to a visual novel near you
>>28813793We'll find one, just you wait. Chekhov's Gun and all that.
>>28813777It's not shitposting because someone disagrees with you. But hey, it's not shitposting when you guys do it.>>28813784Really? Implying? Is this /v/ circa 2011? >>28813726You really don't get it. PGQ has the worst players. You can suggest the dumbest shit in most quests, especially this one and half of the impulsive-"funny"posters will take it seriously.
>>28813817They don't even live in our country.This is the stupidest thing ever.
>>28813724that was my first thought as well>antithetical athnism
>>28813848Change of plans: The princess is going on safari. As her guard, we are accompanying her.
>>28813377>Keep talking about relationship stuffA) It's a bit of a dick moveB) This is /basic/ /social/ /activity/, yo.>>28813401For fucks sake, the QM is not obligated to include your fetish.
>>28813821
>>28813821seriously, stop chasing tail and start focusing on how to allow Reinhold to have a heathy relationship, first. I'd say talk to Citrine, Gregory, or a spiritual healer.
>>28813817It's all the way in another country. Man, I like fluffy tail but ya'll mother fuckers need to shut up
"Well, I guess I ought to go and get changed for the party," you say as you get up from your seat."Of course..." Nicolette sighs. "I pour my heart out to you and then you leave immediately afterwards...""Crap- I didn't mean it like that-" you stammer."Haha, you're as easy to mess with as Sylvie is sometimes," Nicolette laughs. "I'm not offended or anything, I know full well that fancy clothes are a bitch to change into."Dammit, she actually got you..."I guess I'll see you at the party then... but I'd be happy to save a dance for you if you saved some turkey legs for me," you say with a smirk."Hell no," Nicolette says, rolling her eyes. "Don't assume that you can pull me into stupid shit like that just because I happen to like you. I ain't dancing, and I'm eating any turkey legs that I happen to see.">[1/?]
>>28813842Quoth the man using >LELCareful not to cut yourself on that double-edged blade of irony you're swinging around, there.Also, pretty sure all you're doing with your posts is making shit worse and escalating it. Warranted I'm doing the same, but at least I'm aware of it and not acting like some kind of superior asshat.
>>28813880...To clarify, /leaving/ is a bit of a dick move.
>>28813880Be silent, Reinhold is cooly exiting.Also, fluffy tails are amazing.
>>28813899Based Nico.
>>28813880Soldier Quest and Hathihul Nahaya update when havocfett?
>>28813899That bitch, WORST GIRL CONFIRMED GUYS!
>>28813895The royal family needs to go on safari. Absolutely.Or we could just bother that weeb king. He probably imported a few
>>28813899Don't change nico. Love you.
>>28813899>"Hell no," Nicolette says, rolling her eyes. "Don't assume that you can pull me into stupid shit like that just because I happen to like you. I ain't dancing, and I'm eating any turkey legs that I happen to see."I knew this was the exact reaction we'd get from her. But noooo. Everyone's got to ask the chick who hates dancing to dance.
>>28813899Saw that one coming
>>28813835that would be hilarious thou>>28813882don't get ahead of yourself
>>28813899Change of plans, eating contest with Nico
>>28813835Actually, it may be a legitimate choice to go ask someone to check up on ...magical attraction raising spells that may be active Because this is like the 4th time Rein has gotten to a relationship path in the past 2 days (Luci, Sylvie, Rana, Nico)I don't really think anything will come of it, but maybe the King has something passive up so that people will like him more when they come to visit and it's kind of ...spilling out
>>28813934>That Nico, BEST GIRL CONFIRMEDFixed that for you
>>28813899>"Hell no," Nicolette says, rolling her eyes. "Don't assume that you can pull me into stupid shit like that just because I happen to like you. I ain't dancing, and I'm eating any turkey legs that I happen to see."See, this is the reaction I expected out of her.Good times.And she definitely deserves us messing with her by suggesting it after>"Haha, you're as easy to mess with as Sylvie is sometimes," Nicolette laughs. "I'm not offended or anything, I know full well that fancy clothes are a bitch to change into.">Dammit, she actually got you...All's right with the world.
>>28813923Finals are done, so Soldier Quest probably tomorrow. Hathahul's getting an update...tonight/before SQ starts tomorrow.>>28813899And suddenly Nico is much cooler.
>>28813899ROUTE CRUSHEDFLAWLESS VICTORY
>>28813982more like route postponed
>>28813976I will be there.
>>28813894dude i don't chase the tail, I'm ether for Nico, Luci or Marie. I just wanted to do some puns>>28813899see Nico is great
>>28813976Based Havocfett.
>>28813982You're a fucking terrible person
When the time comes, this is the song we shall request be played. A noble ditty picked up from our time in the brothels.And we shall dance the dance of our people.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deJ9lpNBZUA&t=2m05s
>>28813899...I'll arm wrestle you for those turkey legs...
>>28813941to be fair arc worked it in as us mocking her right after she mocked us, so it works
>>28813976Hopefully the lag won't fuck up that update eh?See ya tomorrow then!
>>28814023Freestyle disco>Conga
>>28814069A gentleman does not conga!
>>28813899those poor turkey legs
>>28814086Indeed.
>>28814086A gentleman LEADS conga!
>>28814094Quite so. We must show these nobles the true scope of our prowess.
>>28814125I shall make arrangements with the Pianist for the ball at once.
>>28814156Excellent.
>>28814015I'm the hero you need
>>28813899>Grin"Not if I see them first"Get out before she can respond
>>28813946>>28813951Probably not going to happen, in no small part because ofThread 49:>Landing, Sir Gregory places his daughter on the ground a safe distance away from the Lindwurm, whose attention seems to be split between your shouts and its attackers.>"Looks like he's doing just what I asked," Sir Gregory says as he glances over to you. "I doubt you're interested, but if you are, I'd approve...">"Th- this isn't the time for stupid jokes!" Nicolette shouts, flustered.Mentioning it to Gregory would be more likely to lead to Nico route in earnest than any bad end, all things considered.that is if you ignore the fact that Gregory would end up teasing Nico about it mercilessly because that's how they roll, and she'd probably end up furious with us for no small length of time if she found out that we're how he learned about it.
>>28814156Andrea, be a dear and check with the kitchen if my gigantic fruit hat is still fresh. I need to look my best for the flamenco.
>>28814086i'm sure Rein learned a few exotic dances when he was young.
>>28814023I love how the chick who plays Caroline (the blonde) continues to look away because it's so obvious that if she keeps watching she's gonna bust out laughing and ruin the sketch.
As a representative of the fluffy tail faction, I know arch has good reasons for doing what he did. That doesn't mean all hope is lost. It just means we need to do more work.I also want to apologize for all shit flung every way. I helped whip up a storm.
>>28814221Yeah, the one we need to bury
>>28814245Indeed. Such as the grand flamenco: >>28814235There is passion in young Reinhold's heart.. and his feet!
>>28813899>[2/2]As you head to the door, you hear someone's voice... "See, Nico? He handled that just fine." ...what the hell!? Nobody was in here but you and Nicolette!"And you look a lot less stressed, now that you finally admitted how you feel," Sir Gregory says with a smirk."Wh- WHAT THE FUCK DAD HOW THE FUCK LONG WERE YOU LISTENING TO THAT!?" Nicolette screams, pointing at her father in horror."Hm?" he replies, arching an eyebrow. "I've been right here in the room with the two of you this whole time," he says, running a hand through his hair. "You really should pay more attention to your surroundings."Nicolette seemed pretty calm before, even when she was telling you about her feelings... but now her face is beet-red, and she's trembling in anger."YOU STUPID CREPPY ASSHOLE, I SHOULD KICK YOU ASS FOR THIS!" Nicolette shouts."What?" Sir Gregory says, shrugging. "I was just playing the role of a concerned father whose daughter invited the boy she likes into her room.""A- and now you know- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" she screams as she falls to her knees."What, about your crush on Melanie? I've known about that for YEARS. You really are bad at keeping secrets, you know.""But I would like to have grandchildren from you one day, so I suggest that you try and win over Reinhold instead," Sir Gregory says with a chuckle>leave the scene of awkwardness?
>>28814233If that's the case, I got a questionIs the route actually crushed or am I reading too much into this? it's suffering being a nico-friend when everyone else is out to destroy you
>>28814276Scold Gregory
>>28814276"Hey, she and Melanie can adopt, don't be so closed minded."
>>28814276COOLYEXIT
>>28814276"I'llseeyoulaternicobye."Flee.Flee from the GREGORY
>>28814276He's THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
>>28814276Uncool, Gregory. Uncool.
>>28814276Wink at Nicolette "The two aren't mutually exclusive."Then fucking book it before the two of them try and kill you.
>>28814276I'm fairly certain there's nothing we can do to make this situation any less awkward. Just... go.
>>28814276>Dat GregoryHuh. Looks like I have the perfect reaction image for that.
>>28814276My god get the fuck out of there.
>>28814276COOLY EXIT
>>28814290Route wasn't crushed. It was postponed.
>>28814276A real man knows when to shut up. And disappear.
>>28814276"Is adoption not an option or something?
>>28814276BASED GREGORY.
>>28814276"Reinhold cooly exits."Yes, Reinhold is narrating himself.
>>28814276FUCKING.ACE.Gregory is basically the best.But Reinhold would probably be a little disappoint in him."You know, this kind of thing probably isn't really isn't so good for helping people be more open about their feelings, Sir Gregory."
>>28814343This.
>>28814276No, never leave.>"Oh, hey dad. What's going on?"
>>28814276just fucking leave so we can finally move on to the party.
>>28814276Run face first into the door, then open the door and continue running
>>28814312>>28814343>>28814360Adoption isn't legitimate for noble blood because there is no actual heredity.
>>28814363I like it
>>28814276CONTINUE TO SERENELY SKEDADDLECONTEMPLATE THE IMPLICATION THAT NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM GREGORY
>>28814276"Adoption is a thing!"Flee. Flee like a motherfucker. Don't look back.
>>28814314This
>>28814276"Why do I feel as if I have avoided certain death?"
This is a world where animals can become people. People can become elementals and anything can become dragons. Why isn't magic to allow two women to have babies together a thing?
>>28814276Exit in a cool fashion.
>>28814276Sir Gregory is the the best dad yet!'that's…kind of convenient, i wanted to talk to you but mind not doing it here your daughter might try to murder us both'Also this>>28814317
>>28814387This.>>28814373Then why were we going to be adopted by a noble?
>>28814276>Leave, look for a guy to hang out with, like Monique or his brother. Or Karel.
>>28814373don't think gregory cares as much about bloodlines, he just said he wanted grandkids, and adoption can get that4thing adoption "joke"
>>28814394Do you think Niklaus could magic up some futa dick
>>28814276Look towards Nicolette."Nicolette. Look. I am NOT going to allow your father in our wedding chamber."
>>28814415... Yes. I believe he can.
>>28814276"theirs always adoption " "and how did we not see you?"
>>28814403An adult being accepted into a house is a different matter, because that's based on personal merit.
>>28814276No simply say "Can I join in on kicking his ass?"
>>28814415I am just drunk enough to be TOTALLY ON BOARD WITH THIS
>>28814387This.
>>28814394Because go to bed /u/. This is fucking ridiculous.
>>28814413REINHOLDCOOLYEXITSPlease stop with the adoption thing, I don't want Nico to fucking murder us.
>>28814276"You are a cruel, cruel man.">leave
>>28814358FUCK YOUsincerely anon from SQ
>>28814276>Cooly exit out the window
>>28814276>Prevent giggling>giggle anyway"I guess I should pay more attention, huh!"
>>28814432We were going to be adopted when we were 8, though.
>>28814276"I'm just going to leave then. You two have fun."
>>28814454Slightly too late or you would've got my vote
>>28814276Cooly exit. Say nothing about that dumb as shit adoption crap. We don't even know if the other half of that potential equation even swings that way.
>>28814276No offence Sir Gregory, but the whole "I'm possibly watching every interaction between you and my daughter" thing makes that SLIGHTLY more difficult
>>28814462It's never been considered legitimate for anyone remotely near royals in the history of ever unless that child was already of a royal or high-noble heritage. Now, unless arch is going full on Bioware sexual and hereditary equality, I'd say that probably sticks here or any sense of legitimacy of nobility is lost.
>>28814426>"Nicolette. Look. I am NOT going to allow your father in our wedding chamber.">>28814478>No offence Sir Gregory, but the whole "I'm possibly watching every interaction between you and my daughter" thing makes that SLIGHTLY more difficultwork these in somehow
>>28814276Cooly exit.Fuck off /u/.
>>28814276Oh man the things that could've happened. Pretty sure most people agree that nico has the best family.
>>28814426Oh man. OH MAN Her face would explode.I say this if we can say it cool-like
>>28814510Considering Granache barely gives a fuck about a lot of the formalities of nobility compared to everywhere else I don't think it matters.
>>28814471Plus in her current state Nico may see it as us taking her Dad's side; making fun of her. But oh no, keep cracking those jokes anions, real fuckin funny. What would it take for /tg/ to not jump the shark? Just once is all I'm asking.
So THAT'S what Arch meant by consequences.We'd be a red puddle if we rejected her there.
>>28814539I'm pretty sure we have seen people given shit for their lack of dignified heritage.
>>28814547Thirding. It's not our place to speak for the maid on this. Even if she was lesbian or bisexual, she might not even have interest in Nico.
>>28814547>>28814471This.
>>28814556..aw shit, you're right.
>what it's like in Reins POVhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbUy2TE-45A
>>28814276I got to agree with those asking for the cool exit. This is a nico problem and nico needs to handle it herself, besides I'm worried we'll crack the wrong joke and end up with a cracked rib before we have to do seriousguard
>>28814547Would you expect any less than immediately attempting to slap them together from /u/?
>>28814556Mystery solved.
>>28814556>>28814607>>28814640How does it feel that if Arch hadn't called for a revote we would have bad-ended?
>>28814623Well at least the punch doesn't come from Lord Punchington, ruler of fistfights and HAM WITH A SIDE OF CHEESE!
>>28814664Feels good.
>>28814664Feels like I was cheated out of a bad end.
>>28814664I'd actually be okay with it at this point. I'm going back to the /tg/ literature and 40k rap battle threads now.
Does anyone have that family tree for all of the characters?
>>28814664To be fair, the first vote was just a bunch of people fucking-around. So I knew he wouldn't outright count the fluffy tail thing.
>>28814664Hey, bad ends can be fun and informative.
Next time we bury a route, we should try to blame it on our dirty blood and disgraceful character. Make the girl WORK for trying to get that route back.
Does anyone have the relationship chart? I want to know what relation Gregory is to Vincent. It was on that family tree someone made.
punch gregory
>>28814732Oh man, I bet he totally has Dojo's planned.
Gregory so based.
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Hey arch, I'm just curious but have we dodged any bad ends an if so how many?
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