>>25497266
>"We just did what was needed."
We shouldn't feed them too much bullshit, otherwise they'll be too overconfident.
And besides, our crew also deserves some recognition.

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>>25497266
>"You don't know that..."
Whiteknighting hard

>>25497266
"What about that point blank miss of yours on the Comet?"

>>25497266
>"We would have been more successful were it not for you and the student council willfully working in a manner that endangered teammates and withholding information from us."

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>>25497266
>"You don't know that..."
>"We just did what was needed."
Time for Tanks!

>>25497266
>"You don't know that..."
>"All we just did what was needed."

>>25497317
Also general lazyness and insubordination.

>"You don't know that..."

Any bets on how soon the RAEG begins?

>>25497266
>>25497317
This for gods sake.

>>25497317
I actually want to save that for the debriefing part.
But considering how railroady BlackJack is, I suppose we won't have an actual club debrief.

>>25497266
>Other
"I would say that Miho deserves credit for her planning, which worked despite your intentional sabotaging of it and general incompetence of your tank crew, Anzu."

>>25497266

>"You don't know that..."

>>25497355
That's why I have been against all this behind closed doors, shhh don't upset anyone bullshit people have been saying. Should have had it out right after the match but oh noes someone other people were there. God only knows how often Blackjack just straight up jumps to something else without even being able to /do/ something.

>>25497355
son, THIS IS THE DEBRIEF.

>>25497379

>>25497317 Here, would like to tack that on as well.

>>25497266
>Other: Give her the RAEG

>>25497266
>"You don't know that..."

I still want to know if we're going to be forced to do the Jellyfish dance too.
Since, you know, man-candy

>>25497435
Don't you mean knife hands?

>>25497439
I say we demand we share punishment if she's going to force everyone else but us.

>"You weren't such a huge help to the team yourself..."

>>25497432
These two, seconded here. Let's not let her weasel out of her actions here - Forget everything else, focus on her actions during the tank fight, which were terrible on their own. The rest of her problems we can deal with at a later time, this hiding of information and general endangerment of the team.

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>>25497266
>[x] KNIFEHANDS!

>>25497439
Anglerfish dance should be meted out only to teams that had 0% Accuracy.

The 9 of you know who you are.

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>>25497266
>"We just did what was needed."
>"You weren't such a huge help to the team yourself..."

>>25497448
>>25497493
Jesus christ.
We're obsessed with the knife-hands...
...
...
I approve

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>>25497266
time for tonks!

>>25497493
Fucking this.

>>25497497
See, I dunno what to do about the freshies.

On one hand, they do need to be punished. On the other, it's kind of natural that they bugged out. I probably would have too...
...
Well, maybe not me, but the point still stands.

Maybe we should just tell them to do better next time and maybe make them practice a bit more.

Also, I'm not sure whether we should punish Yuzu or not, but that's my bias coming out.

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>>25497509
Swarm 'em!

Combine it all!
This >>25497317 and >>25497379 with KNIFEHANDS!

>>25497266
>other
just what the heck is this anglerfish dance anyway?

>>25497545
I'm with you on being conflicted about the Freshmen.
Maybe extra training where they sit in a tank while getting shot at? Get them used to being under fire?

>>25497552
>>25497317
YES! this!

>>25497545
An anon in the last thread covered this. We give them the "I ain't mad at you, but I am disappointed." conversation.

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>>25497551
You can't solve everything with knife hands. These are fragile little Asian girls.

Use sword hands.

>>25497556
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6Ek3h4HTRE

>>25497592
that was ment for the MC to ask what the dance is.

>>25497565
I think they need more training but not any heavy punishment. Though I think people are lumping them in with Anzu and their RAEG fests

>>25497592
>>25497551
>>25497493
where are you getting those comics at?

>>25497627
Look at the bottom left corner of every single strip, genius.

>>25497617
I've really yet to see anyone rage at Rabbit team.

Sure, we're disappointed, but not really angry.

Suggestion! Clearly the best way to make Saori less upset about having to do the Anglerfish Dance is for her boyfriend to do it by her side.

Only problem with this is I could totally see it leading to the whole crew having to join in.

>>25497642
I'm referring to the talk about punishing them as well as Anzu's team.

>>25497627
>>25497641
upper left you mean?

Comic is called Terminal Lance. Muhreen Marines doing Muhreen Things

>>25497663
Ahh.
Then yes, it seems we are.

>>25497657
but we (as in, the team) don't have to do it; it's girls und panzer QUEST for a reason

Rolled 25

>>25497669
No, the bottom left, where it literally says "www.terminallance.com"

>>25497684
I see that on only 1/3

>>25497681
We don't HAVE to. At least, I would hope that Anzu isn't that much of a bitch to force us to.

But I think we should. If only to show the rest of the girls that we are just as much a part of the team as they are. Through thick and thin.

Also, we secretly want to see Rose in the anglerfish costume. But don't tell anyone

>>25497669
thanks, saved that site.

>>25497266
>"I agree."
>"In the spirit of fostering competence, I propose that we penalize the crew members who failed to perform as they were supposed to."

>>25497708
we need some drawfags in here! someone please draw this pic of Rose in that costume!

for that matter, blackjack's crew needs to be drawn up as well. that and grandpa (and that cat as well if you have forgotten him)

>>25497746
too much room for her to weasel out of it.

>>25497766
Will this be our opportunity to finally give the girls the beefcake?

>>25497766
Speaking of cats, what in the nine hells is up with that cat in the intro for the anime?
It seems prominent in the intro, yet not once does a cat show up, that I can remember, in the show proper

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>>25497766
>implying we don't already know what Grandpa looks like

>>25497708
I was referring to the entire sensha do team, sans anzu's, blowing off the anglerfish dance, and doing the southern BBQ-style victory party.

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>>25497783
indeed!

>>25497812
There's an idea.

What's the worst that Anzu could do? She wouldn't be able to punish us the same way. And the worst thing she could do in general is expel everyone. Which she won't do, because that would be signing the death certificate on the school.

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>>25497768
>only Momo dances
>Everyone points and laughs
Then again she seemed to be enjoying her dancing in the series.

>>25497783
It's bulgy sausage time.

Well the M3 Lee Team should be punished not harshly but their team and Momo will have to receive some training

>>25497678
But we do need to do something, even if it is only just the "I'm not angry but I AM disappointed" speech.
Momo, though, she gets remedial training under Rose.

This is just going to end with all of us dancing isn't it.

>>25497883
True.

And Momo's problem is that she's just about the worse type of person I can imagine putting in the gunner spot. She's very...aggressive isn't the right word, impatient maybe?

I think Yuzu would make a much better gunner. Stick Momo in driver and let Anzu do whatever the fuck she does.

>>25497911
Either all of us or none of us.

Given that Anzu has already said that some people are dancing, ergo all of us are.

Even Momo

>>25497768
If she does, we'll call her out, and she'll look bad in front of every one. If she just accepts it, then she'll look like less of an ass. Either way we punish her, but she gets to keep her dignity if she knows she fucked up.

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>>25497783
>>25497816
>>25497846
bring on the Beefcake drawfags! i will give you my internwebs if you do!

>>25497933
Is that guy or a girl? I really cannot tell.

>>25497913
Only problem is that Yuzu is a good driver. I don't know if Momo is any good as a driver.

>>25497913
No.

Momo would fuck up driving too. The only thing she's good at are extremely focused tasks. Like loading the gun.

>>25497949
True enough.

Ideally, we would be able to get Anzu to get off her ass and be the gunner. Because she showed that she can really make some magic in the Pravda match.

But I think that we would have a better chance of seeing Satan himself wearing snowboarding gear then seeing that.

You clear your throat loudly. You manage to get everyone's attention without resorting to an angry bemonocled Japanese schoolgirl. "I think it's premature to say something like that..." You say, leaning back casually.

Anzu stares over at you, an expectant look on her face. "How do you get to that conclusion?"

"Well, first of all, despite several things going wrong, Miho's overall strategic plan was a success- at the end of the day everything that needed to happen happened, and it wasn't just Black Jack making it happen. The StuG was invaluable in making the secondary ambush a huge strategic success and the I-Go's accurate reporting gave us a heads up that there were more tanks in the city." You've leaned forward during your rant, you finally relax and lean back again.

Miho blushes, but nods in agreement. "I agree, it should also be known that Glorianna took a huge risk in revealing that she had Comets and a Black Prince before the tournement starts in such a public way- it's likely that had Black Jack not been part of the team they would've kept their newest tanks secret and attempted to defeat us with their second-line tanks."

Anzu stares boredly out the window. "We can't know any of that for sure- from the performance of the team it's obvious that the majority of the Senshado teams were not taking this fight seriously- So it's my decision that all teams, with the exception of Black Jack, will be doing the Anglerfish Dance during the parade this Friday. The Student Council, included."

You could hear a pin drop.

>"That's not fair!"
>"If they do it, then so do we."
>Other

>>25497801
Fuck yes this.

>>25497991
>"If they do it, then so do we."

HAHA TIME FOR BODYSUITS

>>25497991
>"If they do it, then so do we."
Also:
"You're the one who neglected to tell us they had those tanks."

>>25497991
The only people who actually fucked up were the Freshman and the Student council. Getting taken out is not failing.

>>25497801

Words cannot describe how perfectly that fits the image of Grandpa Russels.

>>25497991
>"If they do it, then so do we."
UNITED WE STAND, TOGETHER WE ANG ANG ANG-ANG

>>25497933
i just realized something. The tankcraft team is underfunded from just a basic poor pool of money. We have a a generally hansome boys in the black jack crew.... and a whole HUGE ship full of young girls and grown women that probably have urges that are unfilled.

time for a one massive fund raising chipndale show. THAT could bring in a lot of cash for parts, ammo and new tanks we need.

>>25497991
>Other
I dunno what, but somebody please think of the Garupans!

>>25497991
>"If they do it, then so do we."

HAHAHA, TIME FOR JELLYFISH

captcha: necessarily broopr.
Yes captcha, it is necessary. And it shall be bro

>>25497947
Nozoki Ana, go look it up.

>>25497991
>Other
"No, from the performance of the team it's obvious that the majority of the teams need more training, you especially. You knew that Glorianna had those Comets, but you said nothing. Nor did you attempt to control your gunner from firing on a team member or messing up the ambush. So it's obvious you have no intention of actually winning. Everyone else played their roles and did their jobs and contributed. You were nothing but a liability."

>>25497991
>Other: Asschewing
"You can't exactly talk, seeing how you knew they had those tanks and withheld that information which may have given us an edge. So I'm voting we just have you fill out the forms while miho and I actually run the damn club.

Everyone else, wake up early for training tomorrow. we know what we have to work on"

>>25497991
>"I would say that Miho deserves credit for her planning, which worked despite your intentional sabotaging of it and general incompetence of your tank crew, Anzu."

>"We would have been more successful were it not for you and the student council willfully working in a manner that endangered teammates and withholding information from us."

She is the one not taking it seriously
TIME FOR KNIFE HANDS

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>>25497991
>"If they do it, then so do we."
We are a team. But we need to unfuck the Student Council. We should point out that Momo ruined the first ambush. Anzu did not tell us before the match of the Comets. And she is just being uncooperative in the way she acts. We really need to resolve and prevent more fuck ups from the Studen Council.

>>25498076
>>25498071

Either one works.

>>25497991
>Let's make that pin drop louder
"I can see why we won the war now."

>>25497991


>>25498071
>>25498076

These two we need to kick their ass not roll over like a dog

>>25497991
>>25498071
>>25498076
These.

For gods sakes people stop this fuck bullshit 'stand together' and chew her ass out.

>>25497991
Other: KNIFEHANDS & CHEWING OUT
She needs to get cut down to size right now.
Withholding vital information about enemy troop composition DOES NOT FLY, regardless of any other political maneuvering.

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>>25497991
"And it's my decision we ignore you're decision because it's a stupidass decision."

>>25498071
once again, YES! THIS! second!

>>25498044
That might break a few laws. Now, that said, we could do some kind of swimsuit calendar...

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>>25498036
It's because Jidan Nickard is awesome. He is one of the men responsible for the RX-79(G)Ez-8, or "Gundam Eeasy Eight".
Polite sage because I'm being a drooling 08th MS Team fanboy.

>>25498071
>>25498076
These

If she persists
>>25498120

>>25498071
...Except for the Rabbit team who ran away.

>>25498156
>Named after a Sherman
>Not painted green

Japan, I am disappoint

>>25497991


>>25498071
>>25498076

also
>"As Miho is commander now, anything related to Senshado is her decision to make not yours Anzu."

>>25497991
>"If they do it, then so do we."
Hahaha time for dance quest.

>>25498174
They were in dessery enviroments at the time IIRC.

>>25498156
It's "Extra Zero-8".

>>25498166
Well, okay, yes.
But at least they acted as a decoy while they bailed from their tank.

>>25498093
"We're so sorry, if only we hadn't bombed you back then maybe you wouldn't have been born this retarded."

We're doing it too! NOW WILL SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT KIND OF DANCE IT IS?

>>25497991

An Other option, finally!
>>25498071
>>25498076
Anzu really needs a wake-up call. Or just to be fired.

>>25498156
And it didn't sage.
Weird.
Oh well.
>>25498044
That's probably all kinds of illegal. A "cleaning the tanks" calendar on the other hand, where they just HAPPEN to be wearing swimwear and posing suggestively...
>>25498190
Yes, and the (G) is also an abbreviation for "Ground-Type". I was trying to keep it (relatively) short.

>>25498148
they don't have to go the full monty you know.

i can see it now. "Beefcake and Barbecue fundraiser for the panzercraft team!"

>>25498071
I like this choice.

But she did contributed as a meatshield against the tanks and she might say that as a way to get out.

>>25497991


>>25498071
>>25498076

These two for the love of god, we need to put this bitch in her place

>>25497991
I throw in behind combining
>>25498071
>>25498076

>>25497991
>Other: NO.
Why should anyone have to do the dance? We won. The terms of the deal were that we would not have to do the dance if we won, not that we had to perform well in order to do it.
If your problem is the group's performance, I suggest we schedule additional drills and training - You know, more than the absolutely no training most of the tank crew has had.
Besides, the only poor showing this time was from the Rabbit crew
>Take the time here for a flourish
Who are simply inexperienced and don't deserve further disgrace on top of their performance, and more importantly
>Point, taking a vicious stance and demeaner
YOUR behavior, president. You, who deviated from the plan and threatened the rest of the tank crews. You, who failed to give us information on the enemy crew that you HAD, and YOU, who refuses to allow your own tank crews what victory we obtained, as a group. I am appalled that you seem to think we can be so easily separated from one another, and I expect much more than you, madam president.

>>25498232
Still doesn't excuse missing that close.

>>25498244
Ditto.

>>25498071
>>25498076
as main, with >>25498120 with >>25498118
as backup

>>25498263
Ah the tangled webs we weave.

>>25498215
that calender could work, but there can also be a swimsuit/thong car wash (or house cleaning) for fund raising.

>>25497991

>>25498120
followed by
>>25498076

>>25498282
This is now Beefcake Quest, the Beefening.

Not that I disagree with you guys, but you do realize that our options really are, "Do what she says," or "GTFO" right?

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>>25498253
perfect

>>25497991
>>"If they do it, then so do we."

>>25498323
and >>25498323
"other", which is what we're electing to do

>>25498323
Ah, but *this* time Blackjack gave us an "Other" option. Which means we finally get to take some explosives to these railroad tracks.

>>25498323
Rebellion against the railroad.

besides which, she's flagrantly breaking her word here. We're calling her on it dammit

>>25498253
Backing this. Backing PRECISELY this.

>>25498323
Then we should take a third option.

Of course, we could also GTFO. After all, it was suggested around the time of the paint debacle.

We could easily integrate ourselves with Saunders.
Maybe take the anglerfish team with us.

>>25498323
It isn't, exactly, no. She's trying to push us, so we're pushing back.

It's a careful game. We can't push too hard or else she WILL throw us over the side of the boat (probably) metaphorically. If we're too light, then she just ignores us and continues pulling crap. Key is finding the balance in what we can do.

And for my part, I support the chewing out.

>>25498354
Honestly, if Blackjack insists on ignoring the massive vote in favour of giving Anzu a chewing out, I say we replace all future voting options with "Go to Saunders".

>>25498323
We're the best tank they have (and better than every tank the school scrapes together in the series). Even if everything comes together the same way plus us we're a serious advantage to the school, and throwing that away would be too stupid and petty for even Anzu.

>>25498076
Fucking this

>>25498372
>or else she WILL throw us over the side of the boat (probably) metaphorically
She can't. First because of how much the school has already invested in Black Jack and us, and second because of how critical we are perceived to be for victory.

Honestly, I think we should make the Student Council, and unfortunately the Freshmen, run laps until they vomit, then a couple laps more. It's what a normal Japanese High School Athletic Club would do.

>>25498441
Currahee?

>>25498471
Currahee?
CURRAHEE?!
FUCK THAT SHIT!
PARIS ISLAND!

>>25498441
Except we're American. Say what you will about it, I think the whole punishment debacle is horrific and far better fixed with more practice rather than public embarrassment or physical torture. Personally, I think the MC would have a problem with it as well, as he's from, y'know, a non-native way of dealing with the situation.

>>25498486
HARD KNOX MOTHERFUCKER!

Also: Fucking tankers...
-Scout.

>>25498491
For the Rabbits, I am in complete agreement.
However, for the Student Council, and Anzu in particular, I think that it would be the only way that she would learn.

>>25498486

Only if we can send the fuckers Island hopping.

we should probably only get student council and rabbit team to do anglerfish dance

>>25498554
The point is that we're clearly going for a Marine Corps feel with our constant demand for KNIFEHANDS! and as such MCRD Parris Island is a better fit than Currahee (which doesn't even have anything to do with tanks).
Also, "O hai Ghost."

>>25498573
Honestly, we're high-school age ourselves, we don't know anything about drill instructors beyond what we've seen in Full Metal Jacket.

>>25498573
>we're clearly going for a Marine Corps feel with our constant demand for KNIFEHANDS!
See, I'd suggest the Army equivalent, but I don't know what that is, though I assume that there is one.

Actually, are we from an Army family or a Marine family?

>>25498594
Tankers are traditionally army. I think it's only recently that we've started having armored Marine units.

>>25498591
Both our grandfather and our father were/are active service members, and they helped to train us in tank commanding. I think we've experienced the drill sergeant routine first-hand.

>>25498612
So replace KNIFEHANDS with the Army equivalent?
I can live with that.

>>25498573

Saging cos off topic.

No, Island hopping is something they do on the island. or did. Basically, every battalion has a sand pit. Island hopping is when you piss off your DIs bad enough that they take you island hopping- running from sand pit to sand pit, stopping at each one to be quarterdecked for 10-15 minutes. it's really, really not fun.

>>25498594
>though I assume that there is one.
Well, Parris Island is just one MCRD.
So the army equivalent is any Basic Training post really.
I'd suggest Fort Leonard Wood Missouri, just because the weather there is ALWAYS awful, and it's out in the middle of nowhere, thus it's nickname "Fort Lost-in-the-Woods".

Looks like this will be yet another Anzu hate thread.

>>25498665
No, no, I meant an equivalent to KNIFEHANDS.

>>25498665
For the Army, Armor used to be at Fort Knox, but moved to Benning.

Knox is fucking hot as fuck, all kinds of weird bugs, and the rain is random as fuck. Bradley/HMMWV off-road day was the thickest fucking mud possible, and my platoon drew wash rack afterwards. We were scraping a foot of mud off the Brads after that.

>>25498690
seems so but she has at least some what of a punishment coming to her but seriously knifehands? Army training? While the latter sounds like it might be good we need balance.

>>25498253
I like this response, but the OP has his tracks already laid, and no amount of common sense and decent writing will dissuade him.

>>25498573
I thought our grandpa was a leatherneck. Probably our dad too.

>>25498690
No, I believe this one's different.
Anzu withheld important information about the opposing team. That's not really something to be excused, and she said that she already knew about the Comets, and didn't tell us or Miho until after the match was halfway over and they had secretly gotten to the city.

Also, as tank commander, it's her responsibility to keep her gunner in line. Which she failed to do and ruined our first ambush position.

These are demonstrable failures on her part for which she deserves a chewing out, just like the Freshmen need a scolding for bailing out during a fight.
But while the Freshmen could be excused because of inexperience, you don't need training to know that information about the opponent is supposed to be told to the people planning strategy.

>>25498750
Grandpa is army, Marines never got Pershings IIRC

>>25498755
doesn't change the fact that seeing all this is quite possibly less enjoyable than what Anzu's actually doing.

>>25497991
>>Other

No. Go fuck yourself.

>>25498729
Knifehands is the position that the hand is in while reprimanding a trainee. It's the same as pointing a finger.
Are you saying that Anzu should get away without getting her failures listed off and just do the Anglerfish Dance? How is she supposed to learn what she did wrong if we don't tell her?

>>25498781
With all the knife-hand talk, I guess I just assumed Marines. Maybe our dad is/was a Marine, much to grandpa's dismay.

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>>25498071

Yes, this.

"BULL!" You shout in English. "I don't care if you include yourselves. You do not get to screw up the fight as badly as you did and then try to pass off some sort of 'group punishment'." You say, bursting from your chair. You're ready to spit fire and venom now. "Your gunner nearly knocked Miho's tank out of the battle with it's first shot, or would've if she were capable of hitting anything." Momo rocks back behind the verbal assault.

You point at Anzu herself. "After that you, amazingly, followed orders and went straight to the rendevoux point, where you promptly abandoned your tank because you were the only ones there, and therefore missed radio calls from the Volleyball team when they were under attack. And I might add that you knew that Glorianna had Comets and neglected to give us any kind of heads up."

"And finally, while your suicide rush did help distract the final Comet long enough for a far more competant team to knock it out, you couldn't even hit a tank twice your size from nearly point-blank range." You stop, breathing heavily from the outwelling of anger that you'd been holding up since you'd found out about this training match.

"So, I suppose you'd like an explanation then?" Anzu says calmly.

>"No. Screw your explanation."
>"What explanation can you possibly have that doesn't make you look incompetant at best?"
>"Who put you in charge of this team anyway?"

>>25498847
>"What explanation can you possibly have that doesn't make you look incompetent at best, TRAINEE?"

>>25498847
"Make it a damn good one, or Miho's in charge now."

>"What explanation can you possibly have that doesn't make you look incompetant at best?"

Just so at worse we can bash it down.

>>25498847
>"What explanation can you possibly have that doesn't make you look incompetant at best?"

>>25498847

>"No. Screw your explanation."

What you've done is inexcusable.

>>25498868
THIS.

>>25498847
>"What explanation can you possibly have that doesn't make you look incompetant at best?"

Even if the do have an explanation it doesn't excuse them doing shit that at worst, is actively sabotaging the team.

>>25498847
>"What explanation can you possibly have that doesn't make you look incompetant at best?"
or something like this.
then
>"Who put you in charge of this team anyway?"
grumble this.

>>25498847
>"What explanation can you possibly have that doesn't make you look incompetant at best?"
>"Who put you in charge of this team anyway?"

>>25498847
>Other
turn to Miho
"i don't know, do we want her explanation commander?"

>>25498847

>"What explanation can you possibly have that doesn't make you look incompetant at best?"

im legit curious what she could possibly say to get out of this grilling

>>25498847
>>"No. Screw your explanation."
Fuck her!

>>25498915
This

You had better fucking give us a chance to respond to her explanation, Black Jack.
Don't wuss out and railroad us into the next scene.

>>25498847
>"What explanation can you possibly have that doesn't make you look incompetant at best?"

>inb4 we get told again

>>25498847
>No. Screw your explanation
I don't even... after an outburst like that she's calm? After everything she's had to say about everything? Plus, I don't care what her explanation is, the nicely summarized series of events above have no excuse, ESPECIALLY not one that can be given after the fact rather than giving us her explanation when it would have been relevant rather than NOW in some attempt to make yourself look good.

>>25498868
Are we Air Force now? Make up your damn minds.

>>25498847
>>"No. Screw your explanation."
Your blatant incompetency nearly lead to the failure of the team, contributing nearly nothing the the effort, and riding on the other team's success, which is a piss poor strategy, as this is their FIRST FUCKING BATTLE. Aside from the aforementioned shortcomings in battle, outside of battle you displayed a condescending and reckless attitude, completely unfitting of a commander.
or something like that.
also, yay! This is what we wanted.

>>25498847
I will laugh if Anzu turns out to be our version of Sixta. Still an upgrade over Captain America.

>>25498847
>>25498895
You know what after thinking about this. Fuck it. Changing my vote.

>"No. Screw your explanation."

>>25498915

Yes, this.

>"What explanation can you possibly have that doesn't make you look incompetant at best?"

Wouldn't you just wait for her explaination just to use as more rage fuel?

>>25498951
also, add
>>25498934

>>25498847
>>"No. I want you to either fix yourself or get the fuck out of Miho's way. Dismissed"

>>25498847
>"No. Screw your explanation."
"Your explanation cannot change the facts of the battle. You're still incompetent, and worse than useless."

>>25498847
>"Let's hear it."

>>25498965

Depends. Letter her explain herself will give her the impression that her actions are defensible.

Telling her to blow it out her ass implies that her actions are inexcusable, and short of a legit, out-of-game emergency, there is no excuse.

which, let's be honest. there is no fucking excuse. We won despite her efforts, not because of them.

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>>25498847
>"What explanation can you possibly have that doesn't make you look incompetant at best?"
If she gives us bullshit about making sure we are up to snuff we are going to usurp her.

>"What explanation can you possibly have that doesn't make you look incompetant at best?"

>>25498847
>"No. Screw your explanation."

>>25498847
>"No. Screw your explanation."
>>25498934
>I don't care what her explanation is, the nicely summarized series of events above have no excuse, ESPECIALLY not one that can be given after the fact rather than giving us her explanation when it would have been relevant rather than NOW in some attempt to make yourself look good.
>>25498951
>Your blatant incompetency nearly lead to the failure of the team, contributing nearly nothing the the effort, and riding on the other team's success, which is a piss poor strategy, as this is their FIRST FUCKING BATTLE. Aside from the aforementioned shortcomings in battle, outside of battle you displayed a condescending and reckless attitude, completely unfitting of a commander.

With these.

>>25498847
>"No. Screw your explanation."
Is this supposed to be the part where Anzu reveals it was all some important test of hers and get out of this by making us look like the bad guy?

>>25498915
Voting for this, was >>25498876

>>25499008
not if it gets smashed down soon after, that and I have a feeling refusing it will keep the team in the dark about what the readers know.

Wouldn't it be better for the other teams to be upset at Anzu for hiding such a fact?

>>25499029
The essential problem is that that is a *godawful way of testing someone*. It's... well, it's just as stupid as everything else she's pulled. "Oh yeah, I was deliberately rigging the whole thing to make us lose so that we work harder" is pretty much her only out, and it's pants-on-head retarded.

>>25498847
>"I don't know, do we want her explanation Commander Nishizumi?"

>>25499057
Personally, I rather not even give her the chance or even think she has any ground to stand on anywhere near us.

>Not Anon posting to

>>25499028
I like this, a nice summary of why she fails. Double up on the "Making Herself Look Good" angle, that shit pisses me off in Anime in general. Important information about couples, love, the end of the world, etc. keeps getting interrupted so that the person who gets angry is in the wrong, instead of the person who's being a secretive cunt.

>>25498847
>"No I want you to fix yourself."

StuCo can shape up or GTFO

>>25499070
No, her only out is that a civilian was hurt somehow or that some outside influence caused her to be a dumb shit because of compassion and/or goodness. So we look like a jerk at the person who disobeyed orders in order to save some 5-year old who hadn't been evacuated.
Which is a double dick move. If that was the case, she should have goddamn told us.

>>25499081
Denying her would more likely made her view justified as she'd assume she's being denied because he can't argue against it.

>>25499095
Yeah, Japanese culture is weird like that. If you stand out, even if it's for a good reason, you're in the wrong.

>>25499119
If that was the case than she should have called the proctor to stop the match instead of taking it into her own hands.

>>25499119
.... How would that cause not telling us about the Comets in the pre-battle planning session?

>>25498915
This is exactly what we need to do.

>>25499028
Heh, that is great.

>>25499028
Late, but I'll throw my support in for this.

>"What explanation can you possibly have that doesn't make you look incompetent at best?"

>>25499155
Who the fuck knows, but you can't honestly say this isn't a textbook setup to make her the hero

>>25498951
>>25498934


>>25499112 Here, add those two as well

>>25499028
this

>>25499199
Well, at least we *tried* to blow up the railroad tracks...
I guess we're going to have to move to Saunders after all.

/tg/'s a funny place where a girl can do various stupid stuff and have people wanting to kill her while another girl who burned down the MC's home and killed his parents is more or less forgiven by a part of the respective reader base.

>>25498781
>Marines never got Pershings IIRC
Apparently they did.

>The 1st Marine Division at Camp Pendleton California had all M4A3 howitzer tanks, which were replaced with M26s just days before boarding ships for Korea. A total of 309 M26 Pershings were rushed to Korea in 1950.[56]

>>25499230
That's assuming the same people who play GuPQ also play VMQ as well. /tg/ isn't a single entity, after all.

>>25499230
.... You do realise /tg/ disagrees on things with itself, like, *constantly*?

>"What explanation can you possibly have that doesn't make you look incompetent at best?"

>>25499230
Oh please don't get me started on those chucklefucks.

>>25499230
Different quests, different situations. We've gotten some POV quests in the Valkyria thread where she seems repentant and awesome, whereas here she's just been obnoxious but she seems to be a Karma chameleon who doesn't get wet when it rains her own shitstorm.
Also, different audiences like different things, this is a bit more /a/ focused while Valkyria is a bit more /v/.

>>25499028
This, all the way. This is waaaaay beyond what you can wriggle out of, Anzu.

>>25499264
It can't be /v/ focused, it's not a festering pile of hatred. IF anything is /v/ based it'd be this

>>25499264
There's also the fact that Karla was likely under some form of duress, in addition to the whole "Dwarven love story" situation. Whereas Anzu is just being an idiot.
While the people screaming "kill her" are clearly trolls, she very much deserves a public dressing down for this shit.

>>25499259

you got a fucking problem shit bag?

lets try NOT to derail the thread ...

>>25499321
Yeah, but this isn't the place for it, now is it? See you in the next VMQ.

>>25499286
yeah, because GuP has a popular video game adaptation, and valkyria chronicles doesn't

>>25499356
World of Tanks doesn't count and you goddamn well know it.

>>25499356
Technically Valkyria Chronicles DOESN'T have a vidya adaptation. It IS a vidya. One with a mediocre animu.

>>25499356
I was remarking on the general hate levels, something /v/'s infamous for.

>>25499369
>not recognizing obvious sarcasm when you see it
Go to bed Anon, you're drunk.

>>25499385
I'VE ONLY HAD HALF A BOTTLE.

>>25499372\
>One with a mediocre animu.
LIES! There wasn't anime. Nope. Never.

>>25499355

why even bother if you hate the people there?

>>25499356

>not knowing VC was a fucking video game while WoT has absolutely fucking nothing to do with GuP it doesn't even have jap tanks

Ah yes, typical GuPQ, 5 posts by Jack, two hundred and fifty by anons raging.

>>25499409
>why even bother if you hate the people there?
I'll the one group of morons that are there. The rest are fine. And again not the place is it?

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>>25499409

>>25499409
>it doesn't even have jap tanks
Actually, it is getting them in future.

>>25499409
I think he merely dislikes the folks who overlook what Karla did for the sake of waifuing her. He's not alone either.

>>25499431
>I'll
>Only

I don't even.

>"What explanation can you possibly have that doesn't make you look incompetent at best?"

>>25499428
That's so painfully accurate that I can't help but laugh.

>>25499436

im not sure theyd be useful since and 90 percent of them have guns that cant do shit against 80 percent of the games tanks

You fall, slumping, into your chair. "Really? There's an explanation for the sheer amount of retardation you've displayed today?" You sigh. "Miho, do we even want to hear this?" You say.

Miho looks uncomfortable at the thought of being between you two- the girl is entirely too good natured. "Well, uh... We don't know everything so maybe we should let her explain herself...?"

You look back over at Anzu. "Let's hear it, then." You fold your arms over your chest and look expectantly at the Student Council President.

"Well, on your first point, you're absolutely right. Momo is a lousy shot- sorry Momo, it's true-, but that's exactly why we needed a training match against another school- to find our individual and team weaknesses in a realistic scenario. Perhaps you don't agree with it, but we learned more in two hours today than we did in two days of training."

"That's completely bull-"

"Commander, I let you have your say without interrupting." Anzu chides. "Now, as for the Comets. I knew about them two months ago when Glorianna first acquired them. I consider Darjeeling a close friend and we often trust our secrets with each other. As Miho said earlier, Darjeeling took a huge risk revealing those tanks before the tournement, a risk I did not expect her to take in a practice match. If had thought for even a moment that Darjeeling would be using those tanks I would've revealed that secret happily, but I take her trust seriously and if that information had been leaked needlessly, even if by accident, I would've been to blame."

She leans back in her chair, nearly to the point of tipping backwards. "Is there anything else, Commander Russels?"

>Anything else?

>>25499504
You know they're going to put in nearly all planned tanks that never saw the light of day.

>>25499428
Anons wouldn't be raging so much if Jack didn't railroad so much.

>>25499520
"If you're still going to force anyone to do this 'Anglerfish Dance', it's all of us or none of us."

>>25499520
"Nope, I am obviously wrong. Enjoy your debriefing."

Leave.

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>>25499520
You are no longer the commander to the Tankery club.

>>25499520
>I knew about them two months ago when Glorianna first acquired them. I consider Darjeeling a close friend and we often trust our secrets with each other.
What the actual *fuck*?

>>25499438
>overlook what Karla did
Except that there aren't many people who DO that. But yes, anyone who doesn't just want her head on a spike is clearly ignoring what she did, rather than simply trying to play conflicted feelings as conflicted. We have had this discussion five times now in VMQ threads, because people can't drop it. And don't get me started on the "BAWWWWWW, THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO LITTLE SISTER HER TO GET HER OUT OF THE RUNNING!" bullshit. Like you assholes don't have an ulterior motive for your bitching about people not baying for Karla's blood.

>>25499520
I wonder how much sarcasm we can load into this before we just start shouting in English?

>>25499520
>"No its clear that you are both incompetent and a fool, And I won't have anyone else dragged into a punishment that only you deserve."

>>25499520
"Why yes, there is.
"Your entire explanation is absolute bullshit.
"'find our individual and team weaknesses in a realistic scenario'? We already knew those same weaknesses from the training match we had the other day; there has been absolutely no new information revealed by this practice match.
"Second, you already saw what Glorianna had brought, so you knew the number of tanks they had, and so you fail at critical thinking at realizing that Glorianna had brought those Comets.
"So while you can hide behind your little friendship with Darjeeling, you're still incompetent, stupid, and unfit for any kind of leadership position."

>>25499520
>Mention how she basically used the visit to spy on us, getting far better info than we ever go
>Your "FRIENDSHIP" was likely exploited against us and that doesn't forgive you inattentiveness.
>Mention the training wasn't much at all due to the actual teacher doing nothing.
>But the biggest weakness on your team isn't even Momo, but rather the lazy commander who would sooner eat chips than to be an effect part of the match. It's good thing nothing that big is riding on our permformance.

>>25499584
I don't want her blood, just an explaination, that'd different than pretending she did no wrong or what she did wouldn't have permanent impact.

>>25499520

As expected, here is Anzu's amazing bullshit reason why she's brilliant, and "OMG we should all cut her a break" because she's doing something super elite and special.

This is where we get to see BJ's special version of why we should love Anzu.

We should have left this school long ago.

(Note: The last line is sarcasm, although I'm starting to wonder.)

>>25499520
Not only is that all bullshit, but... NO, that's just bullshit.
OK, I give the friendship with Darjeeling card. Fine, what the fuck ever.
That doesn't excuse your terrible performance. That doesn't excuse you being a bitch, either. I didn't learn anything from this match except that you, specifically, are a terrible leader and Tankwoman. The rabbit crew didn't learn anything except how to be utterly terrified by a superior force. You, apparently, learned JACK SHIT about Tankery or how to deal with other crews of people.
That absolutely doesn't explain anything, and I refuse to let you punish the rest of the tank crew just because you're sore that you're a bad driver.

So shes completely ignoring the fact that she essentially just fucked off in the middle of a match because she got bored?
Should we have something to say about that?

>>25499520
Even if you didn't think they'd use them you should have told us anyway. Miho and I spent a good amount of time trying to determine what tanks they had and you didn't tell us even though you had information. And even then it doesn't excuse the fact that you just sat there doing nothing for half the match.

>>25499649
See >>25499633 which addresses said laziness

>>25499520

>>25499649
>Should we have something to say about that?
Yes, we damn well better say something about that.
This >>25499619 and >>25499633 and >>25499646

>>25499520
>>25499600
>>25499619
>>25499633

Beyond me suggesting to tell her to 'go fuck herself' I'm fine with any of these. Or variants of them.

>>25499584
Hey guys, I'd appreciate it if you don't flood other quests with VMQ discussion. Everybody loses.

>>25499520

You are hereby relieved of your command, Anzu.

And there will be no 'Anglerfish Dance'.

>>25499520


>>25499633
Haha yes this
and >>25499619

>>25499633
>just an explanation
Alrigt, then I apologize for flipping my shit at you. Personally, based on current knowledge I see it ending with Jager shooting her and then seriously contemplating suicide, unless she does some serious 'splainin'.

>>25499641

Oh, and as my other:

"Your entire explanation is bullshit. Either you personally do this silly dance yourself in front of the whole club as an apology, or you resign, because a good leader does not do what you just did.

Apologize. NOW."

>>25499689
That's what I've been saying. But you know people love to argue.

>>25499689
I apologize for my part in it and for inadvertenly starting it.

>>25499520
"You- I- This-"
>Turn around and look at everyone else.
"We're making our own club. With blackjack. And hookers."

>>25499706

>Doesn't even know what VMQ is.

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Well, I think we've discovered that our motivation is going to be pic related

>>25499619
This. Why should we suddenly forget the other things she did wrong because they are "friends"? why should we ignore her blatant incopetence because they are "friends"? go hard, show her we mean buisness! We got shipped over the pacific because we are the best of the best! We did'nt get that way by lying down and taking it! We've got to lay down the law, right here, right now, and nothing she can say can change that. Also, she thinks she has us where she wants us, but we will prove she doesn't.

>>25499520
>Anything else?
Repaint my fucking tank.

>>25499520
"Anzu, you've failed to address the key issue here. Not Momo's markswomanship or the Comets. Your *attitude*. You're trying to run a military operation like it was the Student Council. Your arrogance and selfishness are going to screw this team up far more than any number of missed shots. We need a team commander who actually knows what she's doing."

>>25499741
Valkyrian Mercs Quest, something based on the Valkyria chronicles series.

>>25499753
Honestly, we're not the best. We're the best the school could afford, i.e. the lowest bidder.

>>25499766
>>25499685 (here)

Ah yes, this as well. Might as well come full circle.

>>25499766
add that to this: >>25499633

>>25499768
Fuck, this is what I vote.

>>25499689
>implying VMQ isn't the best thing ever and should be talked about always

>>25499520
1. Repaint my tank
2. Your a terrible leader and shouldn't be in charge
3. who wants ice-cream?

>>25499520


>But the biggest weakness on your team isn't even Momo, but rather the lazy commander who would sooner eat chips than to be an effect part of the match. It's good thing nothing that big is riding on our permformance.

Status: No Country for Told Men.

also throwing my hat in the ring for the combo of

>>25499633
>>25499600
>>25499619

>>25499814
You remember that one Anon stirring up shit in PredQuest? Lets not hand the guy ammo to use. Be it real or fake.

>>25499768
Gotta throw in my support behind this.

>>25499619
>>25499633
>>25499646
These three.

>>25499814

theres been drama with other quests claiming VMQ people are downvoting them on suptg (which isn't true btw)

Just as a hypothetical, is there any proper way to have someone higher up with the school to remove Anzu from having anything to do with the club, if only temporarily?

It doesn't really matter what Anzu's reasons are anymore, she just needs to be straightened out if this school is going to amount to anything.

>>25499824
>ice-cream
No.
All-out Southern-style barbecue.
We should invite the St. Gloriana girls. Make it a victory tradition. So then after the Pravda match we can play THIS for those cute Russiaboo girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKD7g56DNN0

>>25499766
I like this

then turn around with a smile so ladies who wants ice cream

>>25499874
The coach.
If she won't do anything, then the Principal.

>>25499768
Yeah, this sounds pretty good.

>>25499874
I'm not entirely sure there *is* anyone higher up in the school. We never saw a principal or any kind of administrator in the anime, as far as I remember.

No matter the outcome of this debriefing we are getting fucking ice cream for the team.

>>25499885
This. This SO hard.

>>25499852

Is it? There was that post that some people in the VMQ IRC agreed to massively downvote other quest threads, so that VMQ would get more visibility. One of the Grail Quest threads were downvoted massively, along with AIDA's Hollow Quest and Predator Quest.

Anybody else concerned that us being a hard ass, while necessary for Anzu, is going to drive away the others?

Because really, they know shit about us and all they've seen is "RAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH ANGRY AMERICAN SMASH"
and minor miscellaneous small talk for the most part.

>>25499874
another reason why you don't let minors run major organizations. much less one that is a converted ultra air craft carrior with a team of ww2 era tanks.

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>>25499885
i dig the plan

>>25499885
Mmm... barbecue, drinks, music... yeah after we chew Anzu this last time (this thread... maybe) we tell the rest of the crews we plan on hosting one in the hangers during their so called punishment that they are strongly suggested to come to it over that 'punishment.'

>>25499946
Except there is no VMQ IRC.

>>25499946

VMQ has never had an irc and probably never will thanks to these shenanigans just ask merc command...

>>25499874
I think we might have to settle for thoroughly bringing the hammer down.

>>25499951
Not exactly as the explanation would support our view (basically Anzu's fuckery were basically hindering them all). Don't forget she's the one hell bent on making them all do THAT dance.

>>25499885
Questing tradition has previously established that ice cream is the equivalent of booze. Replacing booze with food is a terrible plan for morale, thus replacing ice cream with food, especially weird foreign food, is a terrible plan for morale.

>>25499946
Oh boy it's this asshole again. Please die in a fire.

>>25499992
Start reporting the shitposters.

>>25499984
Why not both food and ice-cream?

>>25499951
I don't even mind. We'll have a reputation for being a serious tanker, the pinch-hitter they deserve, who refuses to let anyone smother the team he fosters. We might terrify them... which just makes us a better force for their own good.