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You are Risa Schrödinger, the true ruler of Hueco Mundo and the partner to Lucifer Morningstar and you are currently teaching a high school physics class. In the class there is an empty seat towards the rear and a pair of identical twins sitting at the front. One with semi-long hair and the other with short shaggy hair, both dark blue. These twins are noticeable not only because their hair color which is a total attempt at copying you, but because their souls give off a particular sort of energy. The sort of energy that the weird girl who shot at you with the magic laser bow had though not as thick on them both. I'm still a but lost as to how a magical laser bow works anyway, is it like, the energy shoots energy? That seems pretty stupid to me, and souls have chains for some reason and I'm cool with that!

"S-Sensei?" A student asks as you glare out the window, silently cursing the logic of spirit bows.

"Yes?" You ask, making sure the irritation doesn't show in your voice.

"You've been staring out the window for a little while now." He continues making you blink.

Damn you internal voice! Quick! Say something physicsy!

" A person sees a heavy stone strike the concrete pavement. A moment later two sounds are heard from the impact: one travels in the air and the other in the concrete, and they are 1.07s apart. How far away did the impact occur? Take the speed of sound in concrete as 2.95x103 m/s and give your answer in km." You command making the students blink. "Come on then, I don't have all day." You say before sitting down in the roller chair. The students seem lost but one of the Quincy boys raise their hands.

"Oh! A hand raised! Yes?" You ask and the shaggy haired boy stands.

"We have not learned that yet." He explains making you nod.

"I see, and your name is...?" You ask making him give you a stupid grin.
(1/2)

"Kouta, Koga Kouta and this is my brother Friedhelm." He explains. "Yeah, I know, weird name, huh? Ah, we were named for our grandfathers who-" He starts but you interrupt.

"Twins are creepy." You state.

He looks at you for a few seconds before asking "huh?".

"Most of us were twins in the womb, but one eats the other one, like sharks. Twins are just the ones who couldn't go through with it, or were plotting something when they get out." You explain making the stares in the class shift from you to him

After a minute of silence, he sits back down confused.

You got their names now, and they are looking through a physics book to try and answer your question.

Any particular way you want to kill time?
[]Teachers should be silent while the pupils attempt to learn
[]This is boring, call class and do something else
[]Ask about the empty seat. Those who miss your class will be prosecuted.
[]Memorize the quincies "smell"
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>25456954
Ask about the empty seat.

Suspicious.

>>25456954
Ask about empty seat also introductions.

>>25456954
>[]Ask about the empty seat. Those who miss your class will be prosecuted.

>>25456954
memorize quincies

>>25456954
Ask about empty seat.

>>25457001
>[]Ask about the empty seat. Those who miss your class will be prosecuted.
>[]Memorize the quincies "smell"

These.

>>25456954
[]Ask about the empty seat. Those who miss your class will be prosecuted.
[]Memorize the quincies "smell"

>>25456954
>we are the batshane inshit teacher ever

>>25456954

Inquire about the empty seat.
Memorize the Quincies 'smell'

Then begin writing the formula for arced trajectories on the board. Use a Bowman firing an arrow as the example.

>>25457008
>People were unhappy when I made an ulq proxy, so I am going back to no canon.
I liked SF. I just didn't gush about her, whereas other people bitched about it loudly across multiple threads.

Whatevers. So long as you don't start arbitrarily killing off old chars to placate the whiners then I don't mind 100% noncanon.

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>>25456954
>"Most of us were twins in the womb, but one eats the other one, like sharks. Twins are just the ones who couldn't go through with it, or were plotting something when they get out." You explain making the stares in the class shift from you to him

Your quest never fails to amuse me, Azure.

>[]This is boring, call class and do something else
>[]Ask about the empty seat. Those who miss your class will be prosecuted.
Both of these, if possible.

>>25456954
>[X]Ask about the empty seat. Those who miss your class will be prosecuted.
Also:
>[x]Do a science experiment in front of the glass where stuff explodes in some way. This will automatically label us as Best Teacher Ever.

>>25457001
Ask abot seat and memorize. We're an arancarr. I'm sure we can multitask by now.

>>25457034
class, not glass.

>>25457034
>>25457040
Kids love explosions. let's make sure it isn't spirit related though.

Can I have a more detailed description of Sin-Fin?

>They are dressed in black and red and have a fun little hat on their head. They are certainly female, the body very human looking, though their face seems to be covered in white pain except for two vertical lines that go over their eyes, and the eyes themselves looking to be covered in thick eye shadow.

Am I missing anything other than that?

>>25457062
Nope. She's an Ulq expy.
...Unless you were going for measurements and clothes?

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>>25456954
[x] Empty seat.
Can't have these little bastards avoiding us before we even give them a reason to.
[x] Memorize the Quincies' smell.
No half-quotes either, have both of them answer a question on the board at the same time and smell them.
[plosions] X
Because we have a science lab.

I have a question, how powerful is Fob watch? If say we wanted to fake ourselves a back-story as either a nofungami or a quincy how convincingly could we play the role? I'd assume we'd lose a bit of power obviously.

>>25457076
Pretty much expecting girlier Ulq with red instead of green and in a jester getup.

But more detail is always better.

You take a second to remember the Quincy boy's smell for later mental sniffing. Gross, sorry.

"That seat seems to be empty. Why is it empty?" You ask making the other students whisper and seem to stiffen up.

After a few moments of silence you sigh. "Who ever answers this question won't have to answer the physics question. Or the post quiz speculation about what the creepy blue haired people are plotting." You explain and suddenly the class is full of hands.

You pick the smartest looking boy and he stands. "That's Watanabe Kyoko's seat and-" He says but you hold up your hand.

"Pause! Which is her family name?" You ask.

"Er... Watanabe?" He clarifies.

I don't like that at all. Brain, from now on switch it so it is proper and British. Family last, it's too confusing otherwise.

"Should... sensei you have a strange look should I go on?" He asks and you nod. "Er, that's Kyoko Watanabe's seat." Thank you brain. "She always misses classes, so don't worry too much about it. Most the other teachers don't either." He explains.

I see. Herman, time rest his damned being, was right. Youths today are going bad!

What should you do about this?

[]Go after the girl, you are the best at teachering!
[]Let it go, she will come back eventually
[]Other, please specify

>>25457034
>Do a science experiment in front of the glass where stuff explodes in some way. This will automatically label us as Best Teacher Ever.
This.

>>25457053
I don't know, apparently we did a really good job of keeping a low profile, so most think that Jager won on her own or something.

So people in the know spirit-wise might not immediately think "Our new teacher Risa Schrodinger reminds me of the ruthless hollow who is also named Risa Schrodinger".

>>25457034
This should involve the twins in some way, preferably embarrassing.

>>25457119
[X]Go after the girl, you are the best at teachering!

No one ditches our classes. No one.

>>25457119
>Let it go, she will come back eventually

>>25457062
She has a narrow face, and that should say paint. She is thin almost to the point of emaciation with dark black hair. She stands at around 140cm and her eyes droop slightly at the end. She has black lipstick of some sort.

>>25457119
Unacceptable.

>>25457119
>involve twins in an explosive experiment

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>>25457119
[X] Go after the girl, you are the best at teachering!

>>25457146
Gratzi

>>25457124
And have the creepy blue people suspect us?
>>25457119
Find her, we best teacher

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>>25457119
Blow stuff up with science (while attempting to be somewhat safe). We need to cement ourselves to the class as being mildly crazy but also really awesome so they won't want to miss our classes. And also join us for extracurricular ghost hunts.

Also write this on the blackboard.

>>25457119
>[]Go after the girl, you are the best at teachering!

>>25457119
go after her
also I like how we actually decided to masquerade as a teacher

>>25457119
Wait lets just do an experiment instead.

I mean as a teacher, I'm pretty sure we can look up where this "Watanabe" lives, and show up at her house asking why she's been playing hooky.

Best teacher is we. We'll teach this girl, even if we have to beat the learning into her.

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>>25457119

>>25457183
Hell, we should know where everyone lives, in theory.

>>25457140

Seconded. We can't have that.

"Kids who cut my class gon' get they shit slapped..."

Hey guys, we need a place to live. Where should it be? Janitor closet? Bumming at one of our students place?

>>25457176
Maybe not as blatant as ghost hunting.

How about considering we teach a Physics class, we also lead a Metaphysics club?

>>25457119

We shall hunt her down during lunch and force her to attend our Supplementary class... No one escapes from Physics!

prepare an experiment. Ideally an electrical one, maybe electrolosis... no that's Chemestry...

>>25457214
I'm thinking the shrine.

It's one of the few places we actually seem to like.

>>25457216
>prepare an electrolysis experiment
>for no reasons and completely out of theme with chemistry, the experiment apparently results in lightning'ing the room

>>25457228
"I sense a disturbance in the spooky force!"

>>25457228
and if doesn't we can always just use our elemental affinity

Seems majority want to find this girl for her skipping of our class?

>>25457222
I agree.

>>25457245
Seems that way, yes.

>>25457216

While Schrodinger is off chasing this delinquent, she could have them buy some eggs and have them create a vessel to prevent it from cracking when dropped at great height.

It's pretty much just an arts-and-crafts project, but it can be fun and vaguely educating at the same time.

>>25457245
Yeah, although I don't really get why. We can go after this girl whenever we want, can we? No need for us to disrupt class because of it.

>>25457259
I remember that one.

>>25457245
Maybe not right now, but make a note of it.

For now, let's commit science.

>>25457245
Smak dat bitch!

>>25457271
as do I

>>25457245
Thinking about it, we can always go after her during recess or lunch break. So I don't really care what we do now

>>25457245
I'd prefer we do explosive experiments at the moment.

So in short, it's looking like no one's really that keen on finding her right now.

to better hunt down the delinquent, we should bring a strike team with us. The Twins for one, our "child(?)" and the girl. but we should probably explode some things first

>>25457245

Let's hold off on it for now. Need to keep up appearances, after all.

>>25457245
Let's blow shit up instead.

And then give her a gigantic F on the "WATCH SHIT EXPLODE" exam.

>>25457317
>we should bring a strike team with us.

YES

>the twins, our "child", and the girl

YES

>>25457245
Yes

>>25457322
>we are the best teacher after all

>>25457317
I assume we cant get jager to help us with this due to her not being able to shapeshift?

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>>25457322
>"WATCH SHIT EXPLODE" exam.
Why couldn't Schrodinger be my teacher...

>>25457333
Jager's off being the Queen of the Hollows in HUEHUEHUEco Mundo.

>>25457333
It's more the lack of cloaking that's the problem.

Though not as strong as us, she still has shittons of go juice.

More than enough to send captains out to investigate.

>>25457340
because you were to boring

>>25457333
She steps into the world of the living a strike force will be on her ass like paper on the twin dragons of Alum'Re

>>25457333
and not having a gigai. She's got her job, doesn't need to be involved in the human world.

Cross pollination of characters will damage the Plan.

>>25457333
Also we're only visible to 90% of these mooks because Satan gave us a gigai.

>>25457353
there is that
I also can't wait to nail afro man to the wall

>>25457364
Neat
any new drawings?

So scientific experiment for the rest of class and looking for girl later?

>>25457372
Shapeshift into Charlie. Then have Suzie grow a massive carnivorous plant mouth. Then we, acting as a stand in for Leopold, kill the fuck out of him in symbolic justice for Jasmine.

>>25457390
Yes.

>>25457390
Yep.

>>25457390

yep....

>>25457390
Yes.

>>25457390
Y.

Something with ice and Thermite.

>>25457390

Get a strike team of the twins, our "child" and the girl who gave us the name of the delinquent as well.

>>25457387
I haven't been working on anything, no. I was going to try to draw the rest of Risa to stick her head to tomorrow. Then Sin-Fin after that.

>>25457390
yes.
make sure we jam the door shut first.

>>25457414
this

>>25457408
agrreed

>>25457390
>make sure we jam the door shut first.
yes

>>25457464
to be specific
I say electrolysis Thermite takes longer and we like electricity.

Dont forget the "WATCH SHIT EXPLODE" exam. The most important exam of the year!

How can anyone expect to get into a respectable university without passing their WSEE?

>>25457478
A valid point, but less explosion-y than I would like.

You must educate this girl! Soon she will be smoking cigarettes, and bleaching her hair and other delinquent girl related things.

"Where does she hang out?" You ask, and again the room is silent. "Roof? Is it the roof? The comic books I read said roof." You explain. You didn't actually read any comic books.

"If-If I answer will I not have to answer the troubling questions?" A dumb looking student in the back with a rat tail asks.

"Only if you cut your hair. Seriously." You explain.

"Uh, she is around the gym storage shed. She shows up for home room then hangs out there after they take attendance. So I'm free from the class, right?" He asks hopefully.

"Your hair still makes you look like an asshole, so no. Instead you get to help me in an experiment!" You declare, pulling some chemicals from someplace.

"Those, uh, those seem to be really cool physical chemicals?" The student asks as he climbs up to the front of the room.

You give a smile as you look over your materials. "Now then, who here knows about exothermic reactions and calculating force?" You ask as a few hands come up.

"Now the majority of these are standard household cleaning supplies, which is good. Say Thatcher's goons have finally started a major crackdown because... well, she's thatcher and you need a way to take out a ton of pigs at once." You explain the chemical process to making an anarchy inspired IED.

-----

"-And that's why you can't trust anyone who calls themselves Afro "Murderhobo" longshanks." You finish imparting your wisdom as your explosive is set on the desk.
(1/2)

"Now, I've given you the formula for calculating the force of this bomb. I also have made a crude timer system out of a battery and someone's alarm clock. I have no idea it just shows up in my inventory." You explain as you set it. "Now then, if you don't tell me how much force this will give off within the next.... 47 seconds, it goes off." You explain sitting on the desk with a smile.

"Wha-" One of the twins say stupidly.

"Forty two seconds." You explain as they start writing down quickly.

One clever girl runs to the door and finds it locked she panics a little.

You hum along quietly with the ticking and tocking and finally. One of the quincy boys stands. The German one. "8000 [Kg* m/s^2], though with the mass given I-" He starts.

"Did you think of it at the same time? Do you have sort of a hive going on in there? Creepy-" You shudder as the timer hits zero and a massive among of confetti and ribbons shoots out over the room.

"Good exercise! Think on your feet. Keep your cool under pressure!" You smile.

----------

The next class is has the creepy Akira boy in it. Wat do?
[]Same as last time, memorize his scent, build a bomb, go to lunch.
[]Ask the class something
[]Do something different
(2/2)
((Straight up murdering and or endangering the lives of others seemed a bit much and would have gotten you a pay cut so I kept it in the spirit if that's alright. If not I will let you build full on child murdering explosives if that's what you prefer and we can retcon))

>>25457581
>Akira
The one whos parents we killed?

>>25457581
No, that's fine AE. We weren't intending to kill any of the kids with that, it's a class experiment to make us that insane/awesome teacher after all.

>>25457550
>>25457581
Teaching kids how to make explosives we really are gonna be considered the best teacher ever to these kids.

Same as last time

>>25457581
Nah, Confetti is fine. We've got a job to do here, can't really blow it by bombing the school.

Also, Do something different, find that girl that was skipping.

>>25457602
No. The one who stared at you but didn't see you because it "felt right"

>>25457581
same thing as last time
and aahahaahahahha

>>25457581
>Straight up murdering and or endangering the lives of others seemed a bit much and would have gotten you a pay cut
>pay cut

We are perfectly fine. No retcons, please.

[X] Introduce them to Tesla coils.

Eventually, we shall need to demonstrate how we can electrify people. May as well give a primer.

>>25457609
Ah wait just realized they might tell other students so this time use something else and change the time till detonation.

>>25457581
The idea was to blow stuff up within reason for a teacher so if anything that was too thorough.

Maybe start off with the lesson plan, but do an experiment when we get bored (like... ten minutes into the class).

>>25457581
>[]Do something different

>>25457581
Eh, I was kinda referring to a science experiment like the ones really cool science teachers do. More 'wow, sensei, that was awesome!' and less 'oh god sensei is insane and we're all going to die'. Either that or just setting off home-made pipe bombs on the track field when there's no students there. Teenagers fucking love it when they get to blow stuff up under supervision.

>>25457614
Question: What are the limits of our Foe Watch's abilities? How well can it fake stuff we don't actually know?

>>25457643
Specify what that something different is.

>>25457621
Seconding Tesla Coils. Let's see if we can involve Akira in this one?

>>25457581

memorize his scent and construct a small Tesla coil.
The challenge is to find where we have hidden the off switch before it fully charges and starts zapping people.

>>25457643
like fix the shrine

>>25457658
We are so going to be the best teacher of the year. Our students will be so motivated to learn.

>>25457650
You imagine or have fake memories.

Let me give an example that might help. YOu couldn't become a captain just because you can shapeshift into him. The memories would be all wrong and everyone would notice.

But a shinigami cadet who was ambushed by hollows and lost her whole squad and has some memory loss from the trauma? Very doable. You would take what you know and reconstruct and imagine the memories till they fit together.

>>25457581
>[]Do something different
"I fully expect your peers to direct you to the nature of the lesson today. So instead of a confetti explosive device, you get a new challenge instead!"

It kinda rhymes. And tesla coil would be ballin'.

>>25457658
Shouldn't the challenge be exercise related? Like calculating the outputs and such?

>>25457581
>((Straight up murdering and or endangering the lives of others seemed a bit much and would have gotten you a pay cut so I kept it in the spirit if that's alright. If not I will let you build full on child murdering explosives if that's what you prefer and we can retcon))

It was great

Schrodinger trolls, that is her nature. Long as it's trollish but safe, like "accidentally" charring everyone's eyebrows off, it's fine.

>>25457550
>>25457581

We should have become chemistry teacher instead of arts

>>25457688
Cool. What if they want us to do kido or release our first release thingy? I figure we could fake a Yoruichi like skill set but I'm not sure about anything else.

>>25457714

maybe.... I suppose we could have the students work out how long it would take for it to charge sufficiently to arc to the metal rod we will set up in the middle of the class...

>>25457688

Let's do that during Summer Break.

Build up our reputation as a Cadet in the Soul Society, then leave on "an important mission" every so often.

>>25457758
Now that's a keeper.

>>25457754
or see our sword

>>25457754
Your sword, tricky thing, seals your shifting power so you can "Shikai". Also you will use a weakened Cero to fake one of the kidos, while using Sonido to flash step. Pretty much you are able to "Fake" it so well you believe it yourself. Any of the kidos you can't fake you just say you are terrible at and fail them.

So building a tesla coil?

>>25457785
Yep

>>25457781
also reading the last part
are we really called the laughing demon of hueco mundo

>>25457785
yeap

>>25457785
Yes to the Tesla.

>>25457785

yep. though try to get the class to work out what it is we are creating. Whoever guesses correctly first, gets to choose where to sit for the experiment...

>>25457785
>So building a tesla coil?

Sure!

But a weak version, and plant a metal object around the room or on a student's person so taht if it works they'll get shocked (lightly. Like those fake shock pens).

>>25457785
Yep

>>25457741
Art has potential into getting into the heads of our students.

Like ask them to paint a mask, see how many of them paint hollow ones.

>>25457800
I think I wrote it up as... "The Laughing Phantom of the Desert Sands", but in spanish. Something like that.

>>25457785
FOR SCIENCE

>>25457800
Yes we are those who knows also know that we are quite mad yet brutally cunning.

>>25457819
>paint
>not sculpt one themselves out of clay, or something
Art is more than just painting! Unleash your imagination and free your sooooouuuuul!

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>>25457819
>Like ask them to paint a mask, see how many of them paint hollow ones.

OH SHIT

I LIKE THIS

LET'S DO THAT.

>>25457754
Well our stats are captain level. Just Kenpachi the shit and say we don't know our swords name.
As for Kido? Try to do it, if we can't, we say we can't.

>>25457848
Better.

Maybe for painting we should just say "a monster".

>>25457848
I don't know, sculpting it out of clay might be too obvious.

Maybe just give them cheap paper masks and have them paint on that?

>>25457838
badass
going to make for quite the reveal later on

>>25457878
Nono. We should make them paint what they think their soul looks like. Especially the class with the kid we injected with our special stuff.

>>25457849
Perfect

>>25457893
I like this idea. A lot.

>>25457878
this is even better

>>25457893
oh lawdy lawd so many flavors to choose from

>>25457893
>>25457878

Schrodinger can disguise it as an orientation exercise. You know, getting to know all of the students.

Plus art history is full of more than enough crazy people to suit Schrodinger's mentality.

>Not having them paint landscapes of their inner worlds

>>25457959
"Today's lesson is about Vincent Van Gogh. He cut off his own ear. Now which one of you wants to volunteer so we can demonstrate exactly what that did to his artistic ability?"

Poetry is also a kind of art.
So we have an excuse to speak in rhyme again.

"I don't suppose anyone here knows how to manipulate the time vortex, do you?" You ask getting blank stares in return. Also stairs, they should consider painting them. You noticed it while you were coming up, maybe some nice textures or-

"Sensei?" Someone asks shaking you our of your stair filled ideas. One step at a time.

"Who ever can figure out what I am building gets to choose where to sit or stand for this demonstration" You explain before setting up an impromptu lighting rod.

You pull apart the TV, some of the lighting, and a paperclip and get to work

--------

"-Which is why tarot cards are sorcery, no matter how you look at it. So I tell the gypsy I want none of her mug-wart and through her mercury back at her face." You explain finishing the design.

You turn and see very few of them have moved so you decide to ask. "If you can calculate how long this will take to discharge based on what I have said then you get an A on the next exam. Mostly because that's how I roll." You explain.

After a few moments of silence you let the coil charge then discharge with a sharp crack of electricity and the smell of burn ozone. The students laugh, they run, and they are so shocked. Sorry.

"Tesla was robbed!" You shout as the manifested fury of Thor arcs across the class. "Edison was a tosser!" You shout as the lighting grows in power.

You hear the buffers breaking and collapsing. It's going to blow! ... Except it doesn't You look at where it was drawing electricity and see Akira has already removed the plug. "Sorry, felt like the right thing to do." He explains as your hour is up.

Hrm.

Lunch time!

What to do?
[]Go find the girl! She must be punished for not being put in almost mortal danger!
[]Go eat food. You can do that right?
[]Do something else.

>>25458003
>[]Go find the girl! She must be punished for not being put in almost mortal danger!

>>25458003
Go find the girl...we don't have to eat right?

>>25458003
Find that girl, she's earned herself some supplementary lessons.

>>25458003
[X]Go find the girl! She must be punished for not being put in almost mortal danger!

>>25458003
Go Find the GIrl! and assemble our strike team!
Akira the Do-Gooder!
"Girl who answered questions"!
Spirit Child!
And the Creepy Twins!
together we shall catch the truant!

>>25458003
>[x]Go find the girl! She must be punished for not being put in almost mortal danger!

>>25458003
>Akira is now on our suspicious list.

>>25458003
god I'd kill to be in that class
find the girl while eating some lunch

>>25458003
>[]Go find the girl! She must be punished for not being put in almost mortal danger!

We can eat what she's having.

>>25458038
Nah we rope those guys into things later.

>>25458063
Oh god that is so fucking obnoxious I want to punch you and everyone you are related to for even having thought of that idea.

Let's do it.

>>25458003
Inform the school that they can't save their drama fo' their mama's now because you're gonna set up a new Drama Club and it will be weilded like a baseball bat unless people volunteer.

>>25458080
>Oh god that is so fucking obnoxious

Why?

(I vaguely think I know why, but I'm not sure)

>>25458063
>>25458080
yeeeeeeeees

>>25458003
" 'Ello there wee lass. It's come to my attention that you've been skipping class. So mark my words, the first, not third, that you will attend right til the end."
>start to walk away

"Oh. And you failed the 'watch everybody freak out when they thought they were going to die' exam".

>>25458003
>[X]Go find the girl! She must be punished for not being put in almost mortal danger!
Make sure to give some sort of comment to Akira about this being part of the test and he's good at thinking clearly in a seemingly dangerous situation. He gets a gold star. Do we have a star system for students who perform well? We should have a star system for students who perform well. Because stars are pretty fucking cool. They're like fuckhuge balls of burning plasma that light up space. Also they twinkle.

>>25458105
HA HA! Time for rhymes!

That could also be added somewhere.

>>25458105
if she skips again we simply track her down and drag her back into class

>>25458093
Drama is boring. We're going to make a ghost hunting club.

This world needs a Don Kanonji.

>>25458124
>if she skips again we simply track her down and drag her back into class

this

>>25458093
we decided not to make drama club

>>25458133
Agreed.

>>25458133
>>25458133
so, we are strong as fuck arrancar by night? a teacher by day? and ghost hunter by when ever we feel like it?

>>25458133
call it metaphysics, treat it as extra lessons for people we think need more help for physics.

Have it be completely arbitrary.

>>25458158
>Just like real metaphysics classes!

>>25458158

YES

>>25458158
Dramametaphysics?

>>25458211
Considering that Schrodinger brings drama to wherever she goes you're pretty much spot on.

You remember you don't actually get hungry, your gigai running on your absurdly large spirit energy and decide to go find the girl in the gym storage area. It takes you a while to find the place, mostly because this is the first time you have ever actually been to a Japanese school, but eventually find it. On closer inspection that wasn't it at all and the janitor is going to be pissed when he finds what you did with all his things.

You continue to look around the area until you come across two familiar scents. One, the girl from earlier who noticed you despite cloaking, and the other the foul fetid scent of cigarettes. Not even good ones or ones with good stuff in them. You storm angrily towards the offending smell and see a girl with bleach blonde hair and a skirt a bit too long leaning against the building. She looks at you and takes another puff of her cigarette. "Yer.... that chick from earlier right?" She asks. "Cool shirt." She uses as an opener.

"I'm too late! Tiffany was right! The moral decay of youth is my fault! Mine! If only I didn't almost blow up a classroom and went straight to find her, she wouldn't be down the wrong path!" You mope momentarily.

"Wha-The fuck lady? What's wrong with you?" She asks dropping her cigarette butt and crushing it under heel.

"No! I can still fix this! I'm a doctor except for when I'm not! I can save you." You explain with hope in your eyes.
(1/2)

"Huh? Hey, you trying to start something lady? Huh? You want to go?! I give you a compliment and it gets to your head you cocky-" She fumes, her spirit energy growing with her anger.

You want to study her spirit energy more, but you hear something behind you. You turn and see a large hollow with a frog like face, a bull like body on hind legs and large spines or ridges going down its back. It lets out that weird cry the scrubs always let out.

"Shit. Not now. Uh, hey lady. Alight I'll listen to you, okay? Just go away!" She states making you look back at her.

"Hm?" You ask, the momentary bug slipping your mind.

"Look, just go okay! I'll seriously fucking hurt you if you don't! Get the fuck away from me!" She shouts.

Seems she noticed she was noticed. Lucky

How you want to play this?
[]Pretend you can't see the hollow
[]Tell her you can see the hollow and run with her
[]Tell the scrub to back off
[]Give it a light thrashing, making it look like you are struggling, and then send it on its way.
[]Just kick it's ass.
[]Pandora Cero
(2/2)

>>25458279
>[]Pandora Cero
huehueheuheuheuheuheuheuheuheuheuheu7heuehueheuheuheuheue

>[]Tell the scrub to back off
"You aren't a student. Get off my lawn!"

>>25458279
tell her you can see it too
or KICK ITS ASS FOR DARING TO TRY AND RUIN TODAYSYOUTH

>>25458298
Nuuu. No way man. Not here!

>>25458279
Just kick it's ass. Don't use our abilities or we may damage our gigai.

>>25458279

Let's not Pandora Cero.

I say we go all Don Schrodinger NOW.

Cross arms over chest and start laughing.

"SPIRITS ARE AMONG US!!!"

"BEGONE SPIRIT!" Screaming directly at the hollow to get it to bugger on off.

>>25458279
"I feel the spooky force."

>>25458279
Just kick it's ass. Effortlessly. Like, backhand it lazily and remove its whole head.

Alternatively, Pandera Cero.

>>25458279
tell her you can see it too
or KICK ITS ASS FOR DARING TO TRY AND RUIN TODAYS YOUTH

>>25458313
Seconded

>>25458279
Pretend you can't see the hollow and don't know it exists, but kick its ass anyways, through sheer "luck".

>>25458279
>[x]Pretend you can't see the hollow

Generally get in her way and act oblivious while ranting about how we have to turn her away from her life of delinquency.

But use our skillful ways to always make the Hollow does dumb shit like crash into walls or trip over itself. And that our actions ensure that she avoids the worst of the attacks the Hollow has to dish out.

>>25458333
I think the skull fracture has assumed direct control.

>>25458279
Just kind of glare at the hollow?

I should say if you select just kick it's ass you won't use any powers or anything, but this creature is weak compared to you. You will give it an effortless elbow and it will die.

Rolled 94, 97 = 191

>>25458348
I agree with this.

>>25458363
Finger flick! Right to the forehead! Explode its entire head!

Alternatively, Pandera Cero.

>>25458348
This.

>>25458363
That sounds perfect
I like the cut of this girls gib

>>25458348

thirding this

>>25458279
>[]Pandora Cero
Don't tempt us, Azure

>>25458348
Do this.

>>25458348
[X] This really should work.

If not, well then...

>>25458348
>>25458380

I'd like combining both these ideas. If she gets too harried because we're in the way we finish the fight.

>>25458313
THIIIIIIIS

>so many good suggestions
>now way to do them all

am sad

>>25458389
oh come on
she is obviously one of the main characters in this alternate bleach universe
she needs to learn how its done

>>25458279
>[X]Pretend you can't see the hollow
Back off for now, but do your cloaking thing once you're around the corner. See what she does next.

>>25458333

seconded

>>25458348
I can't wait to begin yelling about how unscientific her explanations are. Drag her along on ghost quest and have tarantino-esque conversations about ghosts we pretend we can't see.

This is a chance to get a solid start on the whole metaphysics/ghost hunter club and you want to waste it by saying we can't see it? When a joke actively fucks up our plans we should not do it. Just back hand that scrub and move the fuck on. Make her our first member.

>>25458313

Thirded

>>25458414

and she will... with all the others at MetaPhysics Club...

>>25458428
I like the cut of your gib

>>25458313
fourthing

>>25458428
See. This guy gets it. We won't get any respect for our club idea if we can't see them. But if we utterly decimate it with zero effort, we'll get a quick following.

We don't want to tip our hand to early lets do this.

>>25458440
I think this as well.

Don't we, like, need our tails up for pandora cero?

>>25458348

I like this plan. Maybe make her agree to more outrageous things in the meantime, since she wants us gone to fight the hollow.

>[x]Pretend you can't see the hollow

>>25458428

you make a good point.

Changing my vote to dealing with the problem...

maybe throw in a
"Were you talking to me, or Froggy?"

>>25458450
No, utterly decimating one with zero effort will get us noticed by quincies/nofunygamies right quick.
We need to pretend to be an idiot for a while. One who knows ghosts/hollows exists, but an idiot nonetheless.

>>25458463
That's kinda the reason we're preferring >>25458348

Maybe not casually destroy it.

How about we kick its ass in a really flashy manner.

You know, do flips, flying kick etc.

Definitely no pandora cero. Remember Lucifer's fractured, cracked Gigai? Overusing our power means our disguise is worthless.

>>25458439
lets never change that name
as we go to the soul society with them or whatever first adventure happens
we shout that the metaphysics club is upon our foes
then we reveal what we really are
and feels will be had

>>25458348
No no no.

Just because the drama club got shot down doesn't mean you need to sabotage the ghost hunting thing.

>>25458313
This is sort of a bad idea, but can we at least come up with an original catchphrase and pose? Otherwise it is just a reference no one will give cuz this is AU.

>>25458313
Fucking this. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>25458455
>>25458348
Forgot to link

>>25458340
Seconding!

>>25458428

Then again this is a good plan too. Not as funny but...gah, fuck. Why can't we do everything? What good are reality bending powers if we can't do everything?

>>25458474
>>25458480
[X] LOIGHTNING PAWNCH!

>>25458313
>>25458348
One of these two we need to seem some mix of competent and foolish ether way.


>>25458450

>>25458474
This. Don't destroy it effortlessly ffs, we're supposed to be the weird person. We don't even know who this delinquent girl is affiliated with, she could be a substitute shinigami or another quincy or something.

>>25458500

Fistful o' Loightnan!

>>25458481
I'll let you guys keep on talking since you seem to be getting somewhere, but I just want to say when you notice something like that I leave out there. I... I just. Can I hug you?

How about some compromise? We don't let her know that we can directly see the hollow but go with the "Shhh! I feel evil spirits are afoot" and then do some totally useless, esoteric, "exorcism" movements while spinning around, never directly facing the hollow and then beat it or make it leave.

>>25458512
Fry it with a Lightning punch, then, and claim its a technique passed down from centuries of British gentlemen.

>>25458521
I was really fucking out there. You directly said, in character, "I really shouldn't overuse my power if I don't want to end up looking like Lucifer's cracked, nauseating shell."

>>25458535
"I feel spookiness about..."

>>25458521
I like the 'can't see it, but kick its ass/make it look like an idiot' plan

>>25458521
my vote is to kick its ass
but make it look like its hard
then we start training her
wether or not she is willing

>>25458535
I like that very much anon.

>[]Pandora Cero

Only Path.

>>25458521
I thought Pandora Cero was bad mostly because it could affect the surrounding by making devastating collateral damage. Oh, and because that shit would be noticed by every shinigami in 1000 mile radius and maybe even in SS

>>25458535
>>25458546
Seconding with the fist of the north star.

We have to be able to see it for the ghost club to work.

We can't absolutely flatten it because that would draw unwanted attention.

>>25458535
I quite like this. Maybe distract the Hollow a bit with an illusion only it can see (we can do those, right?)

>>25458535
Yes, that sounds great.

>>25458585
Yes, we've been able to do individually targeted illusions since we were a scrub. Like with the woman and her boy, the bees, etc.

>>25458535
love it and go light on the soul powers.

I don't think pretending we can't see it is a good idea. We need to be able to see them and be in a position to give them guidance so they can trust us. We NEED the spiritually aware people to see us as a reliable mentor. Some one who can guide them through crazy.

Maybe not effortlessly send it on its way, but run or make it look like we are struggling. If we act like the Don we will ruin any credibility we could build. We need to seem reliable

>>25458535
>>25458585
>>25458598
Is this a plan I see?

>>25458313

I vote for this

>>25458583
which is why we need to drag the fight out
a bit
and of course finish it while calling on Tesla's ghost for power

>>25458488

It becomes ours.

>>25458603
I like this idea

>>25458603
Reliable is a strong word.

Generally agree.

>>25458363
This sounds amusing

Pull punches a lot, maybe grab a lead pipe and let it survive a few hits, then get the girl to finish it?

>>25458603
Pretend you can see it but are pretending to pretend like we can't.

thats some Aizen level shit right there

>>25458535
>>25458313

This seems like a nice compromise.

We can compel it to poof out of existence through the strength of rational science (use personalized illusion on Hollow to tell it to sod off or he dies a slow and painful death).

>>25458603
Good one. Just drag the fight out a bit and then 'banish' it or kill it.

>>25458603

If we act like don and just tell it to fuck off right there, instant reliable.

>>25458603
Eh, we can always say that we were out of our element, that we require some preparation, that during the day our sensing powers are not good/they are interfered by large quantity of humans nearby or that we need special equipment.

I mean, these are kids, we can bullshit whatever we want to them. We can say something today and then the next day insist on totally opposite without skipping a beat.

>>25458656

I could agree to this.

>>25458667
YES

>>25458603
I agree. People are taking the "Lol" to far

>>25458687
Its the bell dicking syndrome.

>>25458667
That tactic could work.

>>25458687
as do I

>>25458603
>If we act like the Don we will ruin any credibility we could build.
Dude, we're dealing with teenagers here. They LOVE this shit.

>>25458716

Agreed. And we need more crazy antics. this is purrfect for Schrodinger!

>>25458659
No we act "lul randumb This ours now so funee ke ke ke" How quickly did we get sick of the rhyming thing? Only this time we will be stuck with it because otherwise we seem to have radical mood swings which make us even more unreliable.

There is a time for funny and a time where we get a single shot at a strong reliable first impression. We can act weird and don like when not in a situation where someone thinks they will die, we need to seem reliable when lives are at risk.

>>25458716
This if we show that we are such a boss that we can even order hallow around their gonna get be interested.

Does anyone else want to play the person who seriouses the fuck up for like a split second and then goes back to being a goofball? Let them think we are just playing insanity to mess with people.

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>>25458279
"Ah, by the way, it TOtally looks like a frog, right?"

>>25458667
>Eh, we can always say that we were out of our element, that we require some preparation, that during the day our sensing powers are not good/they are interfered by large quantity of humans nearby or that we need special equipment.

we were actually testing her
it was all according keikaku
"this is not even my final form"

etc

>>25458749
But in the end, we were insane anyways. Kubo'd.

>>25458749
Hmmmm

>>25458749
Pretending to be a sane person who pretends to be an insane person while actually being completely nuts? Brilliant.

>>25458738
>How quickly did we get sick of the rhyming thing?

I didn't.
I miss rhyming. Not every update of course. But once in a while

>>25458749
I like this plan

>>25458643
>>25458656
ether of these are god tear

>>25458738
>>25458739
>Directly revealing to ANYONE that we're actually Really Fucking Strong and can kill these things with a single bitchslap
Yeah, fuck no. We're doing STEALTH here, son. That shit's important. We can't make anyone too suspicious, especially this weird girl who we don't even know.

>>25458716
>>25458730
We built a tesla coil and made a maybe explosive. We have had crazy antics already. Crazy antics got us in a rap battle because "lulz so randumb." Lets go with the one we know will get her interest. We need this.

>>25458739
Chinese interesting.


Like I've been saying, charge up a lightning punch and kill it with that, while attributing it to British spirit powers.

>>25458802
then we go after not ichigo
or the twins

>>25458812
yes

>>25458795
Then we can act like it's a struggle. That way we seem to be a spiritually aware human. If we can wait for the nofunigami while getting hit to protect her even better.

>>25458795
If we order the Hallow to back off that isn't actually showing how strong we are. Rather it appears that we know some sort of special trick or technique.

>>25458867
or we can macgyver a tesla coil again

>>25458867
QM stated if we so much as sneezed in its direction it would explode. So its not going to work out very well for us.

>>25458895
We are very good at acting

>>25458802
>>25458867
That was back when we were weak. Now we can take on pretty much anyone in single combat. Shit's different. We need to build a character for these kids to believe in, and I'd rather it not get out to the Quincies that their new science teacher can beat hollows without any powers. We do NOT want to get noticed by any of the Powers That Be because that might ruin our plans for our Special Boy.

>>25458876
Which we don't WANT to get out in front of someone we know NOTHING about. Which is why I say we play dumb, try to avoid it and see how this girl reacts.

>>25458812
I'd say if we're going to show powers, we should stick with gravity for now.

Because we teach physics.

>>25458450
>>25458467
voting for this

>>25458929
why not
I want this to move on and get our first apprentice

So many compelling points and equally compelling counter-points...


how about we see the young girls skills. If things are getting dicey, we can always dispose of the hollow and take her to the infirmary...

>>25458535
This seems the least retarded. Schrodinger needs to keep a low profile for now, and this will be a nice setup for the TEEN GHOST SQUAD

DELINQUENT GIRL
TWINCIES
AKIRA TORIYAMA
SPIRIT KID
CHEERLEADER
SO AND SO
WHAT'S-HER-FACE
THE UGLY ONE

>>25458964
while assuring them we didn't do it
what an interesting first day as a teacher
I bet lucy would be proud

>>25458964
What like just scoff at the hollow and tell the girl that that's no excuse for truancy?

>>25458990

Teen ghost squad should totally be an arc for this quest.

Jesus this is till going on? We will put it to a vote then. 1 for Don Schrodinger 2 for effortless beat. 3 for pretending we can't see it and 4 for putting up a struggle and making it look like we barely managed with a slightly higher spirit power.

Link to this post and vote, and I really really really really really hate doing this, but you get the feeling two of these ideas will not go over well for two totally different reasons. Please vote now until I say tally stop

>>25458428
The whole POINT of the club would be to check out cool shit. We do NOT want to attract attention to ourselves by saying "HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A SPIRIT WORLD AND THERE'S HOLLOWS AND DEAD PEOPLE AND EVERYTHING IS TOTALLY REAL AND I CAN TOTALLY KILL THESE GUYS IN ONE PUNCH EVEN THOUGH THESE DUDES WITH SWORDS HAVE A REALLY HARD TIME WITH THEM!"

It's called subtlety. We suggest there MAY be ghosts out here (which some of our students already know) and then go to investigate matters to introduce them through fun and shenanigans.

>>25459033
1

>>25459033
1

>>25459033
4

>>25459033
I vote Don Schrodinger

Failing that putting up a struggle and making it look like we barely managed

>>25459033
struggle
seems good
and mix in some Don schrodinger