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>>24945416
>"I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself."
Being polite would throw off the Britaboos

>>24945416
>"I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself."
I'm surprised that our grandfather hasn't tanned our ass for how rude we are to ladies.

Wait... Girls und Panzer? I thought that show was just K-On with tanks, cute girls hanging around not doing much and there are tanks in the background. Is there really enough there to base an entire quest around?

Can we become a serial killer? That'd be the only way this thing could become interesting at this point.

>"I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself."

After that run and find Miho for super planning session

>"I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself."

we should at least keep our composure even despite Anzu being herself (though out of a team to face off against, it could be worse)

>>24945460
Waifu shit is how.

Actually, start a K-On quest, I'm sure faggots on /tg/ would gobble it up.

>>24945460
There's actually a decent amount of stuff for a tank fan to love, including the battles. Yeah I found it hard to believe until I read up on it.

>>24945491
My, you lack of a life even by /tg/ standards if you're going into a thread just to bash its readers.

>>24945416
>>"I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself."
We also need to get that fucking paint before the match. Talk to grandpa, maybe he has a hookup.

>"I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself."

>"I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself."
>"Excuse me while I go have some... words with our president."

No need to be rude to the guests when it is Anzu who needs some yelling at.

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>>24945460

>>24945503
>There's actually a decent amount of stuff for a tank fan to love, including the battles. Yeah I found it hard to believe until I read up on it.

Hang on there are actual battles? My friend told me that it was just a high school club of girls being cute and restoring a tank (more being cute than tank restoring). He never said anything about actual tank fighting.

Are the battles any good?

>>24945416
>"I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself."
We are a Gentleman and a Tanker

>>24945724
They're nice though if you're really into WoT or real tank battles, some of what happens will have you raise an eyebrow, though if you go along with it and not think so hard, you'd enjoy it.

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>>24945724
Maybe you should watch a few eps... just sayin'

Also
>"I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself."

>>24945780
...
Did that tank just spinkick another tank?
>>24945754
I've just recently started playing WoT actually, it's fun but I'm not really into tanks at all.

>"I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself."

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>>24945806
Yes it did. There's this gem as well.

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>>24945806
Sensado mother fucker

or if you got hiryuu subs tankwando

>>24945806
>but I'm not really into tanks at all
We better fix that, mustn't we?

>>24945718
>multi-track drifting
every god damn time

>>24945780
>tfw you got a sanic skin for the ECL
I like that fucker

also
>"I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself."

>>24945844
An E-100 goomba, ouch. Reminds me of that pic when physics were first on the test server, some poor AMX-13 at that same bridge got pancaked by a falling Maus.

>>24945724
most episodes feature battles, a few battles span 2 episodes.

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>>24946027

>>24945857
I much prefer the name tankwando to senshado.

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>>24946127
Nah, I ain't bout that life. Better than Commie troll subs tho

You squash your urge to start screaming and punching things, as appropriate as it seems for this situation; it's not these girls fault that Oorai's class president is retarded or something.

"I do apologize," You start, trying to soften your tone to something more polite than seething rage. "I don't think we've been introduced." You say, sticking your hand out to shake.

The girl elegantly giggles. "Oh, I'm sorry, I was so caught up with your tank..." She shakes your hand elegantly. "I am Darjeeling, Captain of the Senshado team for St. Gloriana Girls Academy." She says. "And this is my gunner, Orange Pekoe."

You blink. Did they really name themselves after teas? "So, where's Assam?" Throwing out the first tea you can think of. Darjeeling didn't seem to have a problem with humor anyway.

Darjeeling smiles at you. "My driver couldn't make it for this trip." You really aren't sure if she's going along with the joke. You introduce yourself and Rose before Darjeeling moves to look at your tank.

"It is a magnificent beast, isn't it?" She says quietly, with a hint of awe in her voice.

>"Yeah, it's been in my family since the Korean War."
>"Yeah, most power production tank America produced during the war."
>Other

>>24946153
>"Yeah, it's been in my family since the Korean War."

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>>24946153
>"Yeah, it's been in my family since the Korean War."

>>24946153
[x] "Yeah, it's been in my family since the Korean War."

>"Yeah, it's been in my family since the Korean War."

I'd think this'd fit best

>>24946153
>"Yeah, it's been in my family since the Korean War."

>>24946153
>"Yeah, it's been in my family since the Korean War."
Honestly can't think of a better response.

>>24946153
>"Yeah, it's been in my family since the Korean War."

>>24946153

>"It is a magnificent beast, isn't it?" She says quietly, with a hint of awe in her voice.

Oh shit

She's on her way to being smitten.

Start naming STATS, MOTHERFUCKER!

"Yeah, it is. 90 mm gun, muzzle velocity of 3,750 ft/s (1,140 m/s) with the T30E16 APCR shot. With this baby, you could penetrate a Panther's frontal armor at up to 2,600 yd (2,400 m)."

Then turn to look at her and give her a wink.

>>24945844
Huh, does /tg/ actually play WoT?

I've been looking for an excuse to get back into it.

>>24946199
DARJEELING ROUTE IS GO

>>24946199

I vote for this. Make sure we have our best shit-eating grin on as well.

>>24946207
Some people do, more so since SWQ started running as it started a trend of stuff with /k/-type stuff.

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>>24946207

>>24946207
I play WoT. Avoid clans like the plague though.
arty a shit

>>24946153
>"Yeah, it's been in my family since the Korean War. Though I don't think he'd take kindly to being called a beast."

>>24946199

inb4 "not as good as the glorious Churchhill VII"

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>>24946207
I'm playing WoT right now and checking threads in between games
>>24946153
>"Yeah, it's been in my family since the Korean War."

Also I don't know if anyone else caught it but a Japanese hobby magazine did a 15 (or so) page artical on new GuP models and stuff. I can dump if you guys want it

>>24946279
yes please, we need something to fill the thread while we wait for OP

>>24946247
arty are shit?

They aren't my favourite to be sure. Currently I use the AMX 50-100. Moderate success and great fun when I platoon with my buddy. Who also owns an AMX 50-100.

Mince meat of any tank we catch alone and decent skirmishers. Just can't take a hit.

Don't suppose anyone else also laments the horrible things they did to the luch, eh?

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>>24946278

All we have to do is mention those extra 15mm we have on her precious Mk. VII

>>24946278
Churchill VII is better

>>24946318
>tfw solo a churchill VII as ECL because the player is a retard

>>24946279
I'd rather not waste the image limit though if that doesn't threaten it, then alright.

>>24946323

>Gun has a full 400 m/s less muzzle velocity than our Pershing
>Better

Ha...

HA!

>>24946199
do it blackjack DO IT. Don't make me get the booze again

>>24946397
Not everyone wants to go after a girl on a whole another ship, not when there's plenty of choices on the ship we are on.

>>24946358
trust me, it won't, if we don't argue pointlessly in this thread it wont break autosage

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>>24946416

I sure as hell want to go for Best Girl

Besides, a little flirting won't automatically lock us onto her route.

If anything it'll just fluster her and give us an advantage in further social interactions.

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HAHA, TIME FOR TANKS.

>>24946279
>I'm playing WoT right now and checking threads in between games

hah me too

>>24946450
I would be down for some flirting. Perhaps back-foot her enough that she is thinking about our...cannon, rather than the match.

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Posting best tea.

>>24946450
I'll politely say that I beg to differ on the matter of best girl. That and I get the feeling flirting would egg on such people to do it more and more and if that happens, odds are things will get uncivil.

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>>24946422
OK then dump commencing

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>>24946477
I just finished playing myself. What do you run?

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>>24946477
Yes I'm not the only one

>tfw 10k more ex till vk 30 P

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>>24946497

I respect your opinion and will change my terminology from Best Girl to My Favorite Girl.

Now, as to flirting egging people on to do it even more, I'd say that's nothing more than a slippery slope that we could easily avoid, yes?

Yo OP, ya got a post for the logs? Or anyone?

>>24946518
>tfw 10k more ex till vk 30 P

got any tier 10's? im working on my 8th and i swear this grind is going to kill me or my bank account

>>24946504
At the moment mostly alternating between a Grille, S-35 CA (dat 17 pdr) and the Tiger P

How do you roll?

>>24946530
Sounds good. While I do not share your tastes, I do second flirting with her for the aforementioned reasons.

>>24946563
not that anon, but I run SPershing-> T34-> T57 Heavy-> JTiger 88 in a never ending cycle of credits and xp to waste more money on

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Wonder what was in that tea...

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>>24946542
nah I'm a noob; best I have is a pz IV. Don't laugh.
>>24946531
not OP but
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Girls%20und%20Panzer%20Quest%20Enjoy

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Just got my T-50 the other day.

>My face when forceful introduction to scout tank matchmaking

>>24946563
Completionist. Must has all da tanks. All dem!

Just a bunch of T5's really, working to several t6's and such, but I did not really start playing till recently.

>>24946530
She's a nice girl and all though I feel it undercuts the fact we were placed at Oorai and all its fine choices. I'm sure you would feel similar if our positions were reversed.

>>24946610
the pz 4 is a great little tank, even more awesome with the 105 and gold derp, but thats getting nerfed in the next patch

what tier 10's are you aiming at?

>>24946615
At least you can drift

>>24946563
Currently only maining the ECL AMX, aiming for the T-50-2 and the Leopard I

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>>24946615
Its bad. like really bad. Like horibad. Because MM is a dick and loves sticking you with t8 games and no arty. Such a grind. Such a fucking grind.

>>24946473
>dat shot it takes to the engine block mid air

>>24946650
>T-50-2
Prepare to lose money no matter how well you do.

>>24946609
Probably the same stuff my girlfriend puts in mine

You smile. "Yeah, it's got the prototype T-54 main gun. Thirty-Seven-Fifty feet per second muzzle velocity. With HVAP it'll go clean through a Panther, glacis to rear plate, at a thousand yards." You walk up and lean against it- if there's anything you can talk about this proudly it's Black Jack. "By the time their friends even hear the report, another round's on the way. And Rose here can damn near pick flies off a wall with it." You say. No reason not to put a bit of caution in the back of their mind if you're gonna be fighting them.

"Oh my..." She says, walking around it, dragging her hand across the side of it's wheelwell. You smile inwardly. You've definately impressed upon her just what kind of tank she's up against, maybe she'll think twi- "Don't you ever wash it?"

"Wassat?" You say, jolted out of your fantasies of starting your very own little tank panic.

"It's filthy!" She says, showing you the slightly dingier tip of her finger. "We would never allow one of our tanks to fall into such disgrace."

>"Well we were just out yesterday doing practice and that Panzer IV's been kicking up all sorts of dirty while they were firing for training this morning..."
>"It's a tank, lady, not a Ferrari- a bit of dirt ain't gonna hurt it."
>"Patrick, Richard! Didn't I tell you two to wash Black Jack this morning?!"

>>24946666
I was told I needed to attain speed nirvana or something.

>>24946650
the t-50 and -2 both get raped by MM and shitty teammates, the leo is great but its very much an 'I MUST BE EVERYWHERE' tank, it has no armor, T5's can damage you, so you need to stay back and use your speed to do passive scouting runs and snipe, but man can that thing relocate like a champ

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>>24946638
teir 10 not really, I honestly just want the tiger P for now.

>>24946638
Speaking of that, any chance we can get the school to shell out for a 10.5cm derp for Miho's Panzer?

>>24946685
>"Well we were just out yesterday doing practice and that Panzer IV's been kicking up all sorts of dirty while they were firing for training this morning..."

>>24946658
>t8
Dude there were like 4 t9 heavies on each team. On the other hand, I got more exp for failing horribly and dying in 30 seconds than I do for an average game in my t4 medium so I'm not bitching.

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In other WoT news, Tracking Xp/Credits.

Yay Or Super fucking Yay?

>>24946686
Don't get me wrong I'll gladly lose 5000 credits a game for that delicious 72 kph, nothing beats running circles around all of the enemy heavys

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>>24946685

Awww, naw, this fucking bitch did not just...

>"Well we were just out yesterday doing practice and that Panzer IV's been kicking up all sorts of dirty while they were firing for training this morning. And quite frankly little miss, I don't like that tone. It's a tank, not a Ferrari, a little dust on the plates ain't gonna hurt it."

>>24946685
>"Patrick, Richard! Didn't I tell you two to wash Black Jack this morning?!"
Good help these days...

>>24946704
the Porsche Tiger is great fun, decent mobility, great front armor and a good gun, it is an awesome city fighter

but everything after it sucks arse, id suggest trying a different line after you elite the tigerP

>>24946685
>>"It's a tank, lady, not a Ferrari- a bit of dirt ain't gonna hurt it."
Keep the important bits clean, and all will be well.

>>24946685
>other
"It's a tank, not a porcelain mantelpiece. Having a bit of dirt is good for the target profile."

>>24946685
>"It's a tank, lady, not a Ferrari- a bit of dirt ain't gonna hurt it."

Cant let a pretty face weasel all the info out of us

>>24946712
heh, sometimes. That depends. A decent team makes it worth it.

But MM and shitty Randoms cost money too.

>>24946685
[x] "Well we were just out yesterday doing practice and that Panzer IV's been kicking up all sorts of dirty while they were firing for training this morning..."
>>24946722
'oh my fucking god finally' yay.

>>24946685
>>24946735
Why not.

>"Well we were just out yesterday doing practice and that Panzer IV's been kicking up all sorts of dirty while they were firing for training this morning..."
>"It's a tank, a bit of dirt ain't gonna hurt it."

With combat vehicles, I'd sooner tank my chances with soemthing dirty than something clean. It's like the comparison between the knight in sparkly clean armor and the knight in messy armor, which one do you think gets shit done?

>>24946685
>Memories of scraping two feet of mud off the Bradleys after FTX

>"It's a tank, lady, not a Ferrari- a bit of dirt ain't gonna hurt it."

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>>24946685
>"Well we were just out yesterday doing practice and that Panzer IV's been kicking up all sorts of dirty while they were firing for training this morning..."

Also implying a bit a dirt is going to hurt a supercar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuIe3TZzFZk&list=FLaQPaucyaS_tHS_gdNmO7hg&index=8

>>24946725
No, no like someone told me to get the safety removal, lend lease oil and food bonus and to go fast.

>>24946685
>"Well we were just out yesterday doing practice and that Panzer IV's been kicking up all sorts of dirty while they were firing for training this morning..."

>>24946768
well i know what I'm doing next game

>>24946685
>Other
"Lady, this TANK has been getting itself dirty since the Korean war, where it kept my Grandpa alive, its seen worse and it takes it all in its stride, and frankly, your insinuation that it is a fragile porcelain doll is insulting, to Blackjack, and its history"

>>24946685
"It needs all the impromptu camouflage it can get after our braindead President went and repainted it vomit-inducing blue."

Let's not let her bait us. Counterattack instead.

I just started with the Americans. What are some tips to surviving the M3 challenge and even having fun?

>>24946761

Actually given the amount of downtime, vehicles should be spotless unless they're in the field or just back from it. If it's just Darjeeling being a self-important wannabe DI about cleanliness, then blow her off about how Black Jack survived Korea, it can survive a little dirt.

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>>24946685
>"It's a tank, lady, not a Ferrari- a bit of dirt ain't gonna hurt it."

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>Not caring about keeping your tank clean
That's a blammin'

>>24946712
protip, everyone will hate you for suicide scouting, you will make orders of magnitude more if you do scouting circles, running within visual range and running away, always have an exit, and with awesome camo you can passive scout like a motherfucker, find a shrub and make babby's with it

>>24946685
>"Well we were just out yesterday doing practice and that Panzer IV's been kicking up all sorts of dirty while they were firing for training this morning..."
>"It's a tank, lady, not a Ferrari- a bit of dirt ain't gonna hurt it."

>>24946797
>>24946685

THIS Righteous indignation ho!

>>24946797
this this this

>>24946827
Shrub babby's are best babby's. For TD's, Scouts, and Arty.

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>>24946815
>m3
>fun

sorry bro

>>24946739
Oh well, at this rate its going to take me long enough to get to tiger P as it is

>>24946797
AMERICA
FUCK YEAH

>>24946819
True, but it's being used right now and she came off as emphasizing cleanness above all else.

>>24946685

"It's a tank, ma'am, not a Ferrari- a bit of dirt ain't gonna hurt it. Still..."

"Patrick, Richard! Didn't I tell you two to wash Black Jack this morning?!" Sigh for effect.

Try to say it nicely.

>>24946797
MAXIMUM AMERICA

>>"It's a tank, lady, not a Ferrari- a bit of dirt ain't gonna hurt it."

This tank was built to last World War 2, and proved its mettle in the Korean War. Plus, it isn't like the tank is caked in 5 inches of mud or the like that might actually risk malfunction.

>>24946815
Just keep playing and let the Stockholm syndrome take over.

>>24946685
>"It's a tank, lady, not a Ferrari- a bit of dirt ain't gonna hurt it."

"Dirt didn't hurt it in korea, didn't hurt us in WWII, WWI, or hell, even the revolution"

>>24946876
This.

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>>24946797

GOD BLESS AMERICA

THIS

>>24946864
>Oh well, at this rate its going to take me long enough to get to tiger P as it is

i hate to say it, but a week of premium can do fucking wonders for the grind if you can set aside some time (and like $10)

>>24946685
>"It's a tank, lady, not a Ferrari- a bit of dirt ain't gonna hurt it."

>>24946827
Like I said, I failed miserably. I can't want to see what I make when I actually have a good run with it--but that will have to wait until I'm out of the boonies and have less than 350 ping.

>>24946889
>or hell, even the revolution"
>mentioning the revolution to people playing brit

Do it

>>24946845

Changing vote to:
>>24946797

>>24946685
>>"Well we were just out yesterday doing practice and that Panzer IV's been kicking up all sorts of dirty while they were firing for training this morning..."

If Darjeeling is this smitten, just imagine how Kay's gonna react. Especially if we offer her a ride.
>>24946722
>Tracking Xp/Credits.
I just fucking came.

>>24946797
[Liberates internally]

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>>24946943

Bro...

We're already half-way into her pants if we show her Blackjack...

>>24946943
Probably like Hana when she was shooting. Though, to be honest, Darjeeling's probably acting like this to get information off of us.

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>>24946894
Nah I could spend that $10 on some good weed then play WoT and just have fun not giving a fuck like I am now. Plus putting money in F2P games just irks me; its all good if people wanna do it, but I can't.

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>>24946943
I know right. I think the only thing that could make 8.6 really worth it is a buff the the JagdPz.IV's Long 88's pen.

>>24946960
we're already halfway into her pants for being male and AMERICAN

we're actually at risk of Blackjack stealing Kay from us

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>>24946797

RIGHTEOUS INDIGNANCY!

>>24946979
>8.6
>105 derp nerf
my churchhill III shal take back its throne now

>>24946943

Maybe it's the paranoia talking, but I somehow doubt Darjeeling is really that smitten. I figure she's putting on a bit of an act, probing for intel and seeing how loose we are with our secrets.

>>24946975
>weed
i hate you now

>dat tiger
where the fuck can i get one and how much

I can't wait to see if our grandpa slaps us upside the head for being just a pansy-ass sentimental wimp that we have to bristle with indignation at the slight remark questioning our ability.

>>24946988
>already halfway into her pants for being male and AMERICAN
Her grandfather'd probably like us. Hell he might be an old war buddy of our grandpa. If OP decides to embrace the theory about her grandpa being a Korean-era or 'Nam-era GI anyway.

>>24947004
not really. The Churchill still has gun deficiencies. Just means Hetzers and M4's and Kv derpers will have a little more even field against us.

What? The StuGIII might be my main, but I run a Churchill as a secondary.

>>24947022
>character does anything you personally don't like

>Everybody who voted for this is stupid, chars grandfather should slap him.

when are you going to leave?

>>24947051
>The Churchill still has gun deficiencies
>Churchill III
>gun deficiencies
wat

seriously, 110pen with a 1.92sec reload, if i position myself and angle my armor properly, nothing can beat me but a KV-1S

>>24947009
That's a possibility, god knows people are chomping at the bait without thinking.

>>24947022
Me too as I want to see what he thinks of his grandson being so overly serious about things. I get the feeling he's past the age of caring about such things.

>>24947069
>implying he's worse than the people who wanted to paint the tank with Anzu's blood over a paint job.

hahaha

>>24946615
Be thankful you got a tank with decent speed.

I had to go through the PzKpfw 38 nA
>shit speed
>shit maneuverability
>shit gun
>Jap-level armor

>>24947083
>implying he's worse than the people who wanted to paint the tank with Anzu's blood over a paint job.

>hahaha

that was just 1 person, me, and it was mainly to see if i could give people enough of a murderboner to go through with it

>>24947083
>one guy makes a dark joke
This is 4chan. This is a website where "rape the maids" is considered an acceptable bit of sarcasm when asked "wat do". I'd recommend you see a doctor about removing the stick from your ass and getting your skin thickened a bit.

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>>24947019
Im not sure that exact tiger is out yet. Might be able to pre-order from amiami. Also the figure of the girls are going to be 1/35 so they will be compatible to any 1/35 scale model.

Furthermore haters gonna haaaaaaaaaaaate

>>24947083
He's about as bad.

>reasonable character action? Fuck that, he's talking back to a waifu, he should be slapped by the grandfather who would likely approve of him having something resembling a spine.

Repainting the tank in anzus blood was pretty awful as well, though I at least agreed that the tank needs repainting, actual violence however is not the answer.

>>24947069

>Everybody who voted for this is stupid, chars grandfather should slap Anzu.

Fixed.

>>24947109

No Anon, I made that joke.

>>24947118
>removing the stick from your ass and getting your skin thickened a bit.
Then why don't you thicken your skin a bit when a girl questions your ability to command?

>>24947137

>actual violence however is not the answer.

Blasphemy!

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>>24947087
I liked my pz. 38 nA

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>>24947171

>>24946685
>"The Grease keeps the rust off ORIGINAL factory parts Missie, and the dirt is what we get from working hard with him. if a tank dosn't have SOME dirt on it, your not training hard enough."

how about that?

Douchbaggery and Pansy are not binary. I think that we are currently acting in an assertive IC fashion; Blackjack is our pride and joy much like a prized classic car.

"Darjeeling, if I may be blunt." You start. "It's a tank, and not one of your prissy little English jobs either- it can handle a little bit of dirt and mud." You're a bit annoyed now. One does not simply accuse you of not taking care of Black Jack. "It's seen every kind of dirt you can imagine, lady. Sand, Mud, Dust- you ever seen what mud does when it gets cold enough? Makes little mudsicles that hang down off anywhere that doesn't move regularly."

Rose joins in at this point. "We actually had to get out and break it off every few hours or it'd start weighing the tank down." She says informatively.

"Black Jack'll bounce a German Eight-Eight off the glacis. A little bit of grime ain't gonna hurt it."

"Oh, I don't doubt that, but having a clean tank is a matter of pride. For us, anyway." She says, boredly rubbing the dirty from her fingers. "We at Gloriana would never fight dirty like this."

Orange Pekoe speaks up again. "And what would possess your team to paint your tank in these vulgar colors?"

>"Okay, yeah, the paintjobs definately weren't our idea..."
>"I happen to like the colors- they display our spirit and individuality and they certainly won't stop us from putting the hurt on your team tomorrow."
>Other.

>>24947197
>"I happen to like the colors- they display our spirit and individuality and they certainly won't stop us from putting the hurt on your team tomorrow."

We snark now

>>24947197
>Other
begin ranting in english until rose hits us

>>24947208
i agree with this

>>24947118
judging from the hostile undercurrent, it came off as completely serious.

>>24947137
Well while it annoyed me, but some people took excessive offense at that. It makes me wonder if they took more offense at this than something truly offense worthy.

>>24947197
You know only one vote is going to be chosen right? But I'll try tide pissing anyways.

>"Okay, yeah, the paintjobs definately weren't our idea..."
>"But supposedly they display our spirit and individuality, that's what our school council president says."

>>24947208
We need to do this, preferably with something mentioning how there isn't a single bucket of olive paint on this boat.

>>24947197
>"Okay, yeah, the paintjobs definately weren't our idea..."

In fact, Anzu had best have that paint ready now if she wants to see us on the field.
"I'm so sorry Anzu, I'd love to be in the competition, but Black Jack has an urgent need for repairs."

>>24947197

>"Okay, yeah, the paintjobs definitely weren't our idea..."

>>24947197
>"Whatever madness that afflicts the Class president is the cause of it, now if you excuse me ladies I have to go meet with my CO"

>>24947197
>"I happen to like the colors- they display our spirit and individuality and they certainly won't- Oh fuck it, it wsa Anzu's idea and if she doesn't fix it she's dead

>>24947237
Yes yes

>>24947197
[x] "Okay, yeah, the paintjobs definately weren't our idea..."
Our President is not wise.

>>24947197

"That same old 'pride' convinced a certain someone at school to pull this stunt on our tank. Let's just say I wasn't amused, and am getting the situation resolved."

>>24947238
yea, and what day is it? she was meant to have it repainted by tuesday morning otherwise we're driving off the side of the ship, snorkels or no

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>>24947236
what this guy said


Also
>yes they are making this

>>24947197
>>"Okay, yeah, the paintjobs definately weren't our idea..."
"If you have some OD green paint to spare, I would gladly take you to dinner as recompense"

>>24947197
>Other
"Black Jack was painted in this manner as part of boosting school morale and team building exercise. He'll be repainted tomorrow before the match."

>>24947208
this

"THEY DID IT WITHOUT MY APPROVAL AND APPARANTLY FORGOT THAT THIS TANK IS MY FUCKING TANK SHE KEEPS DRAGGING HER FUCKING FEET WHEN IT COMES TO REPAINTING IT AND APPARENTLY ALL THE STORES HEAR HAVE NOT AN IOTA OF GREEN PAINT NOT EVEN THE HOME DEPOT KNOCKOFF AND THEY WONT GET MORE IN FOR A WEEK AND I SWEAR ITS A BLOODY DISGRACE TO SUCH A FINE TANK etc etc

>"Okay, yeah, the paintjobs definately weren't our idea..."

Is there any reason we haven't just sandblasted the crap off ourselves?

>>24947308
because shiny metal is even worse camo?

>>24947308
Bare metal and sea breezes do not mix well.

>>24947308
Unpainted metal exposed to the sea air of a carrier? I don't think that's wise.

>>24947308

Because either Anzu fixes it, or we say bye-bye and join up with a school with Murrican tanks.

>>24947197
>"Okay, yeah, the paintjobs definately weren't our idea..."

Yeah no. this paint is crap.

>>24947323
jesusfuckingchristnotthisshitagain.png

>>24947197
>other
"Blackjack may be this look this way today, but I assure you that tomorrow we won't be the 'blue' ones."

>>24947249
THIS.

>>24947208
We curse at the President. We curse at the circumstances that led us to such a colorful tank. We curse at the teacher who does not teach, at the faux-british who insult our machines, we curse at our enemies who have yet to smite.
But mostly, we just curse. Enough that if these girls know a little bit of English, the right parts, their ears catch fire, and the incredible burning causes them to spontaneously run out of the garage and out of our hair. The gold paint flakes, revealing our once-beautiful tank, and then it spontaneously fires a shell we didn't know we loaded up.
Good times.

>>24947197
>"Okay, yeah, the paintjobs definately weren't our idea..."
Seems to have been an un-autorized recruitment stunt of some sort by our most dearly beloved leader. Its going back to good old OD#7 soon enough

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>>24947197
>"Okay, yeah, the paintjobs definately weren't our idea..."
And neither was the match.

>>24947323
nope.jpg

>>24947341
Bitches shouldn't paint a bros tank.

>>24947197
>Other.

"Somethign apparently possessed our stupid prex to paint it so, and if she does not have it fixed by tomorrow morning, I'll be offer Blackjack's services to Saunders"

lets see if she'll give us an offer

>>24947323
>we say bye-bye
Good luck going up against the JGSDF team of lawyers that would jump down our throats at that.

>>24947197
>"Never fight dirty you say? Good Lord you are starting to sound like you're more french than british! But yes, the paintjob was NOT my idea either."

THIS!

>>24947208
Yes. if possible adopt an accent from the deep south while swearing

>Other.

Rain, shine, or hailstorm, from Pusan to the gates of Hell, Blackjack can and has survived it all. Whether Blackjack's in his natural color scheme, painted by the student council, or decked out in Red, White, and Blue, he can and will wipe the deck with your tank. Unlike the petty, Blackjack ceaselessly rolls forward upon his treads, crushing his foes underneath, with disregard to trivial matters such as a paint-job. I am ashamed, as I expected a veteran tanker to not judge a tank by its paint scheme.

>>24947377
and the legal proceedings would bankrupt Oorai, they can't afford to try a legal case against us

>>24947398
But it's not just Oorai, it's also the JGSDF.

>>24947377
What are illegal damages to someones personal property?

Oorai doesn't have a leg to stand on.

>>24947414
does not matter, the point is Oorai could not afford it, so they would not start shit

>>24947382
hey now, as someone from the deep south, even i have to admit the New Yorkers (and their ken) can cuss better than we do. it's kinda beneath us to cuss too much.

>>24947377

Aside from the cost, I'm tired of being jerked around by the student council. Nobody else reigns them in, nobody does anything, not even the person who recruited us to this mess - who incidentally didn't even give us the warning that we would be part of a start-up.

Bring on the lawyers, they don't have a damn case.

So who else wants to jump ship and join an actually competent school once its revealed that Oorai is going bankrupt

>>24947414
read
>>24947416
It still applies.

Neither of them own Black Jack, they have hired it and then it was defaced by them (Anzu is their representative).

>>24947439

I'm all for it, but I somehow doubt there is enough support, much less would be allowed.

>>24947382
Wait, you mean MC isn't already FROM the South?

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>>24947439
nah
>going against the guys with plot armor

>>24947455
>much less would be allowed.
true, what with everyone aboard the freight train

>>24947438
>whole lot of assuming

For fuck's sake, vote to sandblast the tank if it still makes you this buttfrustrated.

>>24947439
Hey, whats wrong with fighting with the underdogs. Joining a competent team then going on a curbstomp-athon is no fun. Need that whole adversity thing against us. Makes it fun

>>24947434
>giving damnyankees credit for anything

>>24947460

Texas, which is really a distinct accent of its own.

>>24947480
I think it'll get resolved soon but some people just want straws to grasp in terms of hating Anzu.

>>24947494
well there's several southern accents that oothers have a hard time distinguishing between. a memphis accent is different from a georgian accent etc

>>24947502
>straws
Hardly need them, she hasn't done anything at all to redeem herself from the very beginning, I'm not voting to leave the school (unless Anzu keeps pushing like she has in the past) but having anything to do with her other than tolerate her presence when absolutely necessary? Not going to happen the way she acts.

>>24947502

Until Anzu properly apologizes and stops doing stupid things, I don't see how you cannot at least be irritated with her.

No straws, she's just that one person who nobody slaps and tells to shape up.

>>24947515

And then the weirdness of New Orleans, which can be almost New York-ish.

>>24947416
Is Black Jack even registered in our name? Is it really our personal property? Or does it still belong to our grandpa or our dad?
Because they could give permission for Black Jack to be painted pink, and there wouldn't be shit we could do about it.

>>24947546
I blame the Irish and Eye-talians.

>>24947515
are west-virginians southern?

not trolling, honestly curious

>>24947208
Fucking this. We can only be good southern gentlemen for so long.

>>24947494
ah-yap, Texas is world all of it's own.

>>24947486

There's a lot of adversity to be had by joining the other schools. Remember, many of them are tough fights, and we would need to eventually face Miho's old school anyway if we're good enough.

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GENTLEMEN, IS IT JUST ME OR IS IT FEELING LIKE 1778 ALL OVER AGAIN?

>>24947208
begin swearing like a southern sailor assigned to an early submarine

>>24947541
I'm irritated but it doesn't spill into full venomous blinding hatred.

>>24947582

"Gurgle-blargle-glug!"

Like this?

>>24947555
If it wasn't we wouldn't have been talked to about selling it, which we were, in thread 1.

>>24947563
IIRC we're Californians.

>>24947597
thats not funny my ancestor died that way

Actually he was at pickett's charge.

Fuck Lee

>>24947559
W Va is a boarder line case, the deeper you are in the mountians, the more southern i would say. the ones closer to the Ohio/Indiana state line, less so.

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>begin yelling incoherently in tongues while stripping off clothing

>>24947559
They are not, the damn traitors

>>24947590

Oh, hatred would be actually slapping her.

I'm not prepared to go there, because I'd like to think she's going to eventually shape up - but there's been little actual indication of that.

It's annoying as heck.

>>24947647
she does not shape up in the anime, and OP is railroading us into sticking to that, so what makes you think she is capable of changing?

>>24947623

I really need to go check out my family's history in the Civil War. One of my anscestors served in the Meuss-Argonne Offensive, though.

>>24947559
Depends on the part of West Virginia. If they drink sweet tea? Yes. Otherwise no. I've found that tea preferences are best for weeding out the Yankees in ambiguously Southern places like Maryland, WV, or South Florida.

>>24947646
>West Virginia splits off from the rest of Virginia, refusing to rebel against their lawfully elected government.

>They're the traitors.
Sure is good ol' boy goggles in here.

>>24947647
from the tone people have been taking, I get the impression they would have done so if they thought they'd get away with it.

That and the uproar over this sounds like some Murrican going over to another nation and getting pissed it's not like the USA (example India and how they consider cows sacred as opposed to 'stuff for humburga')

>>24947671

>implying it wasn't the Great War of Northern Agression

>>24947655

Because for all my frustration, I'd like to think the OP isn't just redoing GuP and wants to actually do something different with the story.

If I wanted to hear the GuP story all over again word for word with unchanging characters, I'd watch the anime, so I'm hoping Anzu shapes up.

>>24947689
>First shots fired by who? That's right, the south.
No matter how much economic pressure was put on the south by the north, the south were the ones who started the war.

Nothing in the world has ever said that countries had to play nice with their economies.

>>24947704
thats my hopes as well, but so far? I've seen absolutely nothing that even hints of OP being capable of that

>>24947689
>Implying you're not just mad we kicked your ass back into Dixie and then let Sherman loose down there for good measure.

>>24947687
No. That comparison is stupid. We were perfectly fine until they fucked with our shit. It's more like somebody goes on a trip, and the family he's staying with have a kid. Said kid keys his fucking car, then the parents won't do shit about it.

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OP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THIS ISN'T THE ELEGANCE I KNOW AND LOVE

OP

STAPH

PLS

>>24947671
And the lawfully elected legislature of the state of Virginia seceded from the US. Then the (presumably) lawfully elected county seats of western Virginia decided to secede from Virginia.

>>24947689
>Umad and rewriting history
>The South was wrong the whole time
>Still pretty fucking shitty

>>24947197
>>"Okay, yeah, the paintjobs definately weren't our idea..."

Yet again, the thread gets drowned in discussion far removed from the quest. Only this time it's not about any sort of tanks anymore.

Can you guys not push the thread into autosage with shit like this? We're only, what, four, five legit posts in and we're already near autosage.

Can we go back to swearing incoherently? I think that's my favorite choice here.
Really, we sound pathetic by complaining about the management, or we sound like we're deflecting the question. We either need swearing, or a better idea for how we say things.

>>24947208
this

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>>24947814

Just be glad that we're not near the image-limit yet.

Here, have a West Point Cadet Kay to calm yourself down

>>24947814
can't help it, OP takes awhile to make a post, so people are just passing time while we wait.

>>24947208
this.

I want to see if they actually know how to speak english

LOOKS LIKE THEY DIDN'T LEARN THEIR LESSON THE FIRST TIME

Bunker Hill this Brit Bitch!

>>24947854
I seem to remember us losing the battle of bunker hill

>>24947876
and inflicting disproportionate casualties

>>24947861
What did you take
>Nothing in the world has ever said that countries had to play nice with their economies.
for? Me being serious?

>>24947814

Slow posting, story issues that linger, little new direction that differs from the anime thus far.

You can't expect there NOT to be a lot of people posting for one reason or another.

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>>24947830

>American Flag
>Vertically displayed
>IT'S FUCKING BACKWARDS

>>24947886
It wasn't so much "destroy a source of income" as "end an exceptionally brutal tradition of slavery that made the kind of profit margins only industrial-grade farming could match."

>>24947905

It's cool. Mentioning the Civil War is like tossing grenades and always bound to provoke funny times.

>>24947926
If our legal situation was more clearly defined, then it would stop a lot of unnecessary posting.

>>24947886
>it is very easy to empathize with their reasons.
Maybe. But it was an economy that would have seen much of its profits weaken as British India increased cotton production due to increased industrialization of its cotton plantations.

>>24947926
We're not even halfway through the main story yet.If we get there and no worthwhile changes were seen, then I'd cry foul.

"Y'know, painting Black Jack baby blue certainly wasn't my idea." You say, getting a bit heated. "But it was a nice gesture, if a bit misguided. And quite frankly I'm a little bit offended by your rude and superior tone..." You notice Darjeeling looking over your shoulder when you hear her.

"Darjeeling! Welcome to Oorai!" Anzu calls out cheerfully. "Come to get a look at the competition before tomorrow?" She walks up and happily shakes Darjeeling's hand. "I see you've met one of the aces we brought in. We had a practice match yesterday and he destroyed four of the five other tanks."

"It was all with the help of my crew." You say with a slight nod to Rose.

Orange Pekoe looks at you. "He certainly has spirit."

Darjeeling smiles. "Unfortunately you won't have a ghost of a chance tomorrow."

>"We'll see if Black Jack's 90mm agrees with that prediction tomorrow."
>"Anzu, when you're done I'd like to have a word with you."
>We need to talk to someone.

>>24947996

Oh absolutely. Frankly, nonviolent resolution of slavery due to economic pressures would have been best in the long run.

>>24947996
>If our legal situation was more clearly defined, then it would stop a lot of unnecessary posting.

you know what would help stop the arguments?

If OP actually defined and laid out what our contract stated, hell I'm still pissed we couldnt see what the contract was before we said "FUCK YEA JAPAN HERE WE COME"

>We need to talk to someone.

I'd talk to Anzu, but then again I have that sinking feeling we're only going to get frustration out of her.

If we can find Miho, we'll want to inform her of this.

>>24948012
We're going to destroy this bitch.

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>>24948012

>Other

Don't say a fucking thing

Just give a cheeky laugh and walk away.

Then we need to go find Anzu and GET HER TO REPAINT OUR FUCKING TANK

>>24948012
>"Anzu, when you're done I'd like to have a word with you."
we are stopping her shit once and for all

>>24948012
>We need to talk to Miho to engage on some planning.

>"Anzu, when you're done I'd like to have a word with you."

The biggest deciding factor in the match wouldn't be firepower but tacticis as IIRC, Oorai's forces really had none.

>>24948032
this

>>24948032
THIS

once the snoddy bitch has left then we ream Anzu

>>24948012
>Anzu, when you're done...
Exit Brits. We've sparred with words, let's get to getting something done and looking like we're busy. They can play with the Prez, and afterwords we'll have another bitchfit I'll guess.

>>24948012
>Find Miho. Make Plan.

Actions speak louder than workds

>>24947886
there was another element that got the south teed off. the north had a vastly higher population. in turn, they had a MUCH weighted represtation in the House and Senate. The North could AND DID ram bills down the south's thought and wrote the budget in their favor. it didn't help that president Buchanan udderly worthless and only let the resentment grow.

>>24948012
>We need to talk to someone.
"Ladies, good day."
We need to find Miho and the other tank commanders and get some fucking planning done now. We can't wait until tonight, since the match is tomorrow.

>>24948032
Thirding

>>24948012
and somehow there is not a single bit of rage or swearing. how am I not suprised

>>24948012

Alright, we will make her eat her words, but let's play her game. Smile cheerfully, even if it's clear we don't mean it.

"You know what they say about counting your chickens. Anzu, when you're done I'd like to have a word with you."

>>24948013
True, that wasn't the North's fault though, the south left the union on the belief that lincoln would punish slavery because he was from the slave free north.

Before Gettysburg slavery hadn't ever been on the plate except in the minds of the south.

And at that point, the economy was scrubbed anyways, so might as well, right?

>>24948012
>We need to talk to someone.

Talking to Anzu is just asking for disappointment. She'll get what's coming to her. For now we need to find Miho. Make some stratergizing.

>>24948012
>"Anzu, when you're done I'd like to have a word with you."

Good for you.

>>24948058
This.

>>24948032
>Then we need to go find Anzu
Anzu is right fucking there.
So you're saying to go away, and come back when Darjeeling has gone away?

>>24948070
because OP never acknowledges >other options

>>24948012
"We'll see if my long hard tube here agrees with that prediction tomorrow. I just accidentally made a horrible innuendo in front of a young lady, didn't I? Fucking pun-happy language"

>>24948012
[x] "Anzu, when you're done I'd like to have a word with you."
ANZU
ANZU WHY DO YOU DESIRE OUR HATE?