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First 75 threads:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Scholomance
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/23072794/

Wiki:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blatant_Fetish_Quest

Previously on Blatant Fetish Quest, our protagonist, Max Power, learned that 'he' was actually a female with male genitalia, as a result of having an incubus as a father. Three years later, Max flew to Romania to enroll at the prestigious Scholomance, a school for magic, meeting Liz, your new girlfriend, on the way. On arriving in Romania, you learned that the Scholomance is extremely deadly and that only half of each class proceeds to the next grade each year.

You joined the Lotus prestige society, and befriended Lotuses. Upon arriving at the Scholomance, a city-sized school hidden in a cave that's bigger on the inside, you discovered a tower and found your father chained up in the basement.

You're currently trying to balance Dextra Domini, rivals, commitments to your society, relationships, and studying while trying to survive. You're about a month and a half in. Liz made it into the Society of the Archmagi. Your dryad hatched and your mommy-instincts kicked into high gear. You were nearly taken out by a mysterious attacker.

You think you may have just seriously hurt your father's feelings by implying that he's not even a real dad, by virtue of being absent for your entire childhood.

What do you do now?
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>>23785428
I think,
I could be the happiest, person in the world, if they all grow up happy and healthy, and knowing their mother's love.I have. never felt such joy, in teaching Selene,

If both of her sister seeds turn out as beautiful, and happy as strong as, her. I think that I, my life could be complete. fulfilled. Nothing greater in my life no goal, no praise even comes close to what I think of heaven, comes close to her smile. They are my Alive.,No matter what to me they are, beatuful beyond all words, my love for them could fills all the stars.It is like fire with every moment it expands.
(hug dad) I hope with all my heart you will fell the same.or close and help them.

" Father, the love for you when when we first met starving you,your only thought was my safety, I couldn't hope fore more. (kiss him on the check) I do not know what the future brings, I did not know If grand father exists or if he cares/approves about me but with all that I am I pray we stay a family. Me, Liz, you, Selene, lin and both her sisters, No matter how they turn out, if a part of me is in them or not.
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Say that bit from the end of last thread.

Include a line about how we also used the vampire lord blood and we hated him.

Ingredients are less important than Loving someone and we didn't mean to imply that dimitry doesn't live us. It's obvious that he does.
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>>23785428
Point out that it's not his fault he wasn't there, Mom never told him about us, and he was imprisoned for most of the time any way. Tell him that what is important is that when he did find out about us, he was willing to sacrifice himself to make sure we were ok and he has helped us survive this whole time, and regardless of the past, that makes him a good father.
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"You were there for me once you knew about me," you say. "That's what counts. If you hadn't stepped up once you found out about me, you wouldn't be a proper parent. You did, though, and you've protected me and helped me even when it hasn't been convenient. I love you, and that's the same love I'm going to show my daughters, regardless of whether or not they've been fertilized by me."

Roll Soul for what you said to have a full impact on him. I'll consider the first four linked 1d100 rolls.
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Rolled 42

>>23785669

here goes.
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Rolled 4

>>23785669
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Rolled 36

>>23785669
Oh lawd...
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Rolled 33

>>23785669
Rolling for feels
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Rolled 69

>>23785669
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Rolled 37

>>23785428
>>23785669
You are pretty early today Fem.
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Rolled 59

>>23785700
>>23785701
>>23785702
>>23785706
>>23785707
>>23785709
Ha ha, time for despair!
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>>23785700
>>23785701
>>23785702
>>23785706

all these emotions.
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>>23785700
>>23785701
>>23785702
>>23785706
WELL THEN
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>>23785700
>>23785701
>>23785702
>>23785706

Shit...
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>>23785700
>>23785701
>>23785702
>>23785706
"Yeah," he says. He smiles, but his eyes still look sad. "Of course, Max. I know."

Shit, knowing that you hurt your dad's feelings makes you feel awful.

What do you do now?
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>>23785735
go see lix and Selene
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>>23785735

i wouldn't mind hugging him right now, anything to take the weight off of the situation.
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>>23785735
Look for Lin?
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>>23785735
Invite him to come watch the movie together with us and Selene.

Family bonding!
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>>23785751
>>23785769
Let's do both of those things.
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>>23785735

Family time.

Also hugs.
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>>23785751
>>23785769
These. Dad's done a lot for us in the short time we've known him, we should make things right.
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>>23785751
Exactly, nothing like awkward hug-boners to take the edge off an awkward situation.
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>>23785700
>>23785701
>>23785702
>>23785706
Oh man, we suck at Soul rolls unless Selene is involved.
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>>23785760
We really ought to soon, she's been gone a long time, which could be bad news considering where we are.
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I should start reading this quest, all of the threads get golden status on suptg and that means this is good.
But fuck me, the first thread was so cringe worthy that it really killed any desire to read this.

Is this blatant erp and that's the reason why people like this so much or are there other factors involved? I'd prefer the smut is left to a minimum.
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>>23786094
Then again, Mahou Shoujo or whatever it was called got amazing scores too but everyone seemed to hate it.
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>>23786094

smut is a part of this quest and there is no avoiding that really. but you can still skip past it.

perhaps the coolest thing about BFQ is the fact that we are in the Scholomance and engaging in magical paranoia
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>>23786094
>Is this blatant erp and that's the reason why people like this so much or are there other factors involved?

Yes.
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>>23786094
>Blatant Fetish Quest
>Being shocked about erp

There's a lot more to it if you stick with it, but if porn freaks you out then you probably shouldn't read it.
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>>23786094
>Is this blatant erp

You can skip all the sex bits if you are reading from the archives.

>are there other factors involved
Its the only quest that uses the Schoolmance setting: http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Scholomance
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>>23786094
It's about 75% paranoia, suspicion, and so forth, 15% fetishy bullshit, and 10% interesting characters.
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>>23786094

i think of the smut as a nice extra and you can skip it easily enough if you don't like it.

Scholomance is a great setting and we're usually up to our ears in paranoia.
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>>23786134
I would take half of that 10% of interesting characters and say a good 5% devoted entirely to Selene being adorable.
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You give your dad a big hug. "Come on," you say. "Let's all go watch Mulan together. As a family." You bring your dad and Selene upstairs to the bedroom, where Liz is sitting in bed and fiddling around on the computer. "Liz, fire up Mulan," you say excitedly. "We're going to all watch it as a family."

"Oh," says Liz disappointedly. "I was hoping we were going to have some alone time together."

What do you say?
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>>23785735

Most rolls with Dimitry have failed during social situations. Damn.

The only way to fix this is by having some fther-daughter dicking.
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>>23786183
>"Oh," says Liz disappointedly. "I was hoping we were going to have some alone time together."

"This is sacred family time, we can spend time alone later."
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>>23786183
Damn it, whatever we choose we upset someone.

Assure Liz that we'll have some time with her after this movie.

Also text Lin, see if she's around and wants to watch it too.
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>>23786134
>>23786147
This is probably accurate.

>>23786094
Go ahead and read the archives. That's what they're there for. I've been told it goes pretty fast if you just read the plot posts.
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>>23786094
I read it for the setting and the plot.
The blatant fetish part is just a nice bonus.
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>>23786183
>Liz, fire up Mulan," you say excitedly. "We're going to all watch it as a family."

We can't really back out after saying that now, can we?

"Later Liz, we will watch the movie first."
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>>23786183

"No Liz, we're having a threesome with him after the movie ends, don't be selfish."
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>>23786230
We really shouldn't say that.
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>>23786203
Seconding this, we should check in with Lin, and asking if she's going to be back soon to watch the movie is a good reason.
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>>23786183

"I'll give you some special attention after the movie."

when are we going to collar our precious slut?
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>>23786108
>>23786110
>>23786115
>>23786127
>>23786134
>>23786137
>>23786207
>>23786218


Does it happen in thread or written on pastebin or similar? I remember reading a thread when OP got banned for few days and thread deleted discussing this on I think it was decided to do this.
And no, smut doesn't really freak me out, I just like to keep porn separate it is.... distracting. Also, wanted to know just how much of a focus it is, if it were the majority of the quest, then I could just ignore it and fap to whatever porn pictures I find fancy when I feel like it but it seems like it is just a minor part of it.
Smut in quests if fine if it happens once in a very while

But damn, 70+ threads for a quest that is, what, not older than a month or two? OP must be a beast. It took me forever to catch up with House and Dominion.

I also remember OP talking about this quest in one of the quest generals before he started it, saying that he wanted to make it in such a way that it would be blatantly fetishy but whenever the players would try anything erotic, it would always fail. Seems like he had a change of heart?
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>>23786183
>>23786246
say this

in Paris of course
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>>23786249
The smut comes up a lot, it's just in the regular posts. As someone who has been here from thread one though, it's very easy to ignore.
And the reason it has so many threads already is that FemCOCK has an awful posting rate.
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>>23786249
Just read the threads. A lot of them are retarded arguments that can be skipped, so stick mainly just to femcock posts and you can clear a thread fairly fast. You'll get all the answers you're looking for in like the first 10 minutes of reading the first thread. This is just getting kinda silly.

And I think that was a different person entirely.
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>>23786249
ctrl F !FemCOCKqFw
It won't take too long to catch up.
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>>23786249

a lot of people participating/discussing/arguing/etc combined with FemCOCK having a relatively low post rate makes the threads fill up really fast.

the smut is usually only 1 or 2 posts per encounter and we can get 2 maybe 3 encounters per thread (rough estimate).

not sure is FemC has talked about this quest before.
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>>23786344
don't get his hopes up by saying three significant events/thread
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>>23786375

it's not like we always get 2 or 3 but i could have explained it better, i think.

just trying to be helpful.
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"I'll give you some special attention after the movie," you reassure her. That placates her, but it's clear that she would rather be skipping straight to that. The four of you climb up on the bed and start watching the movie. Selene is almost immediately enamored with the protagonist, and by the end of the movie is declaring how she's going to be just like her when she grows up. Everyone has a nice laugh as everything winds down.

"I can take Selene now if you want to give Liz that 'special attention' now," your dad says. Liz looks at you expectantly.

What do you do?
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>>23786422
go for it! that is, give Liz that 'special attention'
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>>23786422

"thanks dad, could you make sure Lin is home safe?"
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>>23786422

Thanks dad.

Do we even have any comfortable rope or handcuffs or anything in the tower? We might want to get some out, if only to spice things up.

Either way, fuck Liz senseless, then ride the feeldo.
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>>23786422
"Thanks dad. Also, could you give Lin a text or something to make sure she's okay, I haven't seen her in a while and I want to be sure nothing's happened."
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No, this is a perfect time to discuss doing Dimitry with Liz.
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>>23786462
Fuck Liz sensless? I think you mean Tie Liz down and tease her until she's a panting moaning mess, promising anything and everything to her mistress if we'll just let her cum.
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>>23786480
No it isn't. The last thing we need when we've only just cheered him up is to make things difficult. Liz won't accept it and we'll just hurt his feelings again.
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>>23786500
>we've only just cheered him up

Say that again please? We failed the roll.
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>>23786499
I like the way you think.
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>>23786422
"Thanks dad."

>>23786480
No it really isn't.
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>>23786422
Conflicting as fuck. Say yes and Max seems like even more awul to Dimitry.
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>>23786500
Actually we just failed to cheer him up, and sort of snubbed Liz by imposing family time after implicitly agreeing to Funtime. You are absolutely right that neither of them are really in the right frame of mind to have a serious family discussion about adding dad to our sex life that simply end in hurt and frustration for everyone.
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>>23786480
There is never a good time for that.
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>>23786422
hey has Lin got back yet?.. I hope she is ok.
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>>23786466
Doesn't that kind of seem like we're not interested in Dimitri and trying to push push him onto Lin? Like trying to set a friend who's into you up with someone else because you aren't interested but don't want to spoil the friendship?
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>>23786749
or you know make sure she is alive
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>>23786749
Not really, I've been making posts about checking up on Lin since the last thread. I just want to make sure she didn't get murdered/kidnapped.
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>>23786771
Yeah, much more concerned that she shows as someone else's thrall (or equivalent) and takes dad out or subverts him before we catch on. But you guys aren't going to take Lin off the friends list temporarily so I haven't bothered bringing it up.
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>>23786771
we could just text her.
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"Thanks dad," you tell him, giving him a sympathetic look. "While you're at it, could you check in on Lin? I want to make sure she's okay."

"You've got it, Max," says your dad, scooping up Selene. She gives you a little wave bye-bye as he climbs down the ladder.

Liz leans in and gives you a long, soft kiss. "So, what did you have in mind for the special attention, Mistress?" she asks you, smiling.

What do you do?
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>>23786499
This is always a good idea.
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Hooray! Finally got in on a BFQ thread!

Do we still have Lunch's phone? If so, get rid of it. REAL QUICK. Technological triangulation exists, I'm certain!
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>>23786906

Do we have anything we can use to keep her hands tied behind her back, or spreadeagled on the bed (That aren't bedsheets?)

After that, tease her for a good long while until she's begging for it, then ride her until we're satisfied, and then fuck her senseless.
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>>23786906
Tie Liz spread eagled on the bed and tease her until she's a moaning dripping mess promising anything and everything to her beloved mistress if only we'll let her cum.
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>>23786906
"Well, I was figuring we could figure out how much you learned from your punishment." *Evil grin*
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>>23786923
We already disposed of all her stuff when we took her.
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>>23786927
sounds like a plan add more kissing
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>>23786927
>>23786930
This sounds good to me.
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>>23786906
Tie her down, tease her into a nice messy ball of horny, then vanish down the ladder and return with the Meals. Order the meals to molest her, make liz Beg for release, fill her ass.
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>>23786938
thought dad was using for a while afterwards, yes?
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>>23786993
Nope. We took the contacts, then took out the sim card and the battery.
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>>23786906
Give er a long drawn out bj.
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>>23786981

No groupsex now, this is special Mistress time.

Groupsex tomorrow.
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>>23786981
maybe just lunch but yes I like it
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>>23786981
Then let her have her revenge on the meals?
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>>23786981
We wanted alone time, remember
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>>23786906
Shame we didn't manage to finish the collar. She would have really liked it.
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>>23786993
He was using Lin's
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>>23786981
>>23787015
>>23787012
No to these
Just Liz and us
we don't want to upset her
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>>23787115
fine by me.
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Dimitry is Dragonite dad.
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Whatever we do, this is max+Liz time, nobody else.
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>>23787150
...holy shit
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"Oh, I have some ideas," you say, leaning in to give her another kiss. You start slowly stripping her down, pushing her back onto the bed once she's bare. You take sheets and other strips of cloth and start binding her up. She struggles against you the whole time, begs you to stop, but she doesn't use your safe word. You end up tying her wrists to the top of the frame and looping something around her knees behind her back to keep her legs up. She moans and squirms as you force her into this vulnerable position.

You move in, kissing her thighs, stroking her tummy, teasing her lips. "Beg," you whisper to her. "Beg and you'll get exactly what you want."

"No~," Liz moans out, still resisting you. She's dripping wet, though, and a hot blush has been creeping across her body.

What do you do now?
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>>23787574
tease her, tease her mercilessly
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>>23787150
Aaagh, my heart. Damnit. We need to devote time to dad later.
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>>23787574
Tease her. Make sure to add additional things she'll need to do when she says no the first time.
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>>23787574

Tease for a good while, always edging.

Then get her feeldo and ride her until we're satisfied on that end, then fuck he until she can barely say Mistress, much less her own name.
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>>23787613
I'm sure he'll cheer up soon enough when Max sucks his dick.
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>>23787574
good do this
>>23787595
lick, nibble, suck, pinch, slap, and fondle her till she begs, the look down and whisper no, then keep going
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>>23787642
not happening
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>>23787150
Oh please, it's nowhere near that bad.

That being said, I think we should consider setting up some way to automate putting up the wards. That way Dimitry can spend time doing what he actually wants to do, rather than going through that monotony every day.

I suggested perhaps some constructs in the IRC, but the others pointed out that they aren't comfortable letting constructs doing something so advanced and important.
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>>23787654
It was a joke, relax.
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>>23787635
>Please mistress
>You also have to wear a maid costume tomorrow
>Wha?
>I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.
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>>23787769
with cat ears
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>>23787904
Nyaa at Petrov
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>>23787769
>>23787904
>>23787911
That would probably cross the line into getting her in trouble, which we don't want.
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Fookin swear on me mum, i will name my daughter Selene.
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>>23787924
>implying Dmitri didn't pull this shit all the time back then

But yeah, that's probably not a good idea
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>>23787924
tomorrow is Sunday sh will be home all day
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>>23787924
Well I'm sure if she begged politely and promised us enough she could get an exception for her society meeting.
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>>23787150
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>>23787636
seconded
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You shrug. You lick her neck, her clit. You suck her nipples. You pinch, slap, and fondle her ass and breasts. You get her hips and chest heaving as she moans and pants. You get her drooling, her back arching, her eyes rolling up into the back of her head. Finally, after many long, fun minutes of this, she relents.

"Pl~EAse," she begs. "Pleee~ase, Mistress. FUCK ME~."

You stop for a moment. You lean in close. You give her a long, slow kiss. "No," you whisper to her, then start redoubling your efforts. You keep going until she's no longer responding to your words, no longer making intelligible sounds, but still humping, moaning, a dripping, hot mess.

What do you do now?

Also, my internet went out, so I took a long shower. I'm back now.
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>>23788479
she get relief, *if* she agrees to wear what we say tomorrow.
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>>23788479

Keep teasing. After she's an insensate mass of whimpering, begging flesh, get the feeldo out and ride her until our ass is satisfied, then give her a little kiss, then fuck her either she's out or we're done.
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>>23788479
Have some coffee
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>>23788525
this
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>>23788479
grab a candle, a pare of silk panties, a condom,and give her a temp pleasure amplifying spell, then give her the D
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>>23788523
Seconded. I'm not entirely sure what we will make her wear, but it will be fun.
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>>23788555
Read the first three words and thought you were going to suggest dripping wax on her.
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>>23788527
+1 internet also second
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>>23788523
>no longer responding to your words, no longer making intelligible sounds
I am not sure she can right now

>>23788555
this is good
>>23788527
do it as we get foci
>>23788570
we do that too get two candles
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>>23788589
Eh, she can nod her head.
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>>23788525
I like it, seconding.
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>>23788570
Can we drip wax on her?

That sounds fun. Lets drip the wax.
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>>23788614
lets not.
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>>23788620
Let's yes. Wax set course for maximum drip.
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>>23788620
why ? I think its a great idea, do it after we get some coffee, sip it as we drop beads of wax on her belly, her legs, around her tits.
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>>23788523
We should get liz, breakfast and lunch a clothes version of the collar.
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>>23788614
You have to have special wax to do that, otherwise it just leaves first degree burns everywhere.
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>>23788650
you mean clothing that changes to what ever we think yea how about just some for us,liz and lin hell make some for dad too as Christmas presents
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>>23788614
I'd rather we didn't scar Liz.
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Rolled 42, 65, 2 = 109

>>23788644

The idea of dripping wax on her while we drink coffee uncaring pleases me. After web finish out coffee, and the candle is out, we take her.
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>>23788620
>>23788653
THIS. She will get permanent scarring if we don't use the right candles in the right way.
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>>23788614
I would rather leave the wax for Liz on the day she has us tied up for once.
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>>23788653
This, seriously.
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>>23788653
>>23788693
You're forgetting that Max is kinda retarded and this is the first time she's been in a relationship like this.

Plus it would make for some more drama (notso)funtime.

Just imagine rolling soul to make her not mad at you for the burns!
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>>23788653
>>23788682
>>23788693

hey I am sure we have the correct wax

>>23788692
yes yes yes
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>>23788693
crap
Let's forget about candles for know and add them to the shopping list
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>>23788708
No. And max isn't retarded.
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>>23788708
>>23788709
Seriously, fuck off, no torturing Liz. What is wrong with you.
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>>23788653
This. This may seem shocking, but you have to actually prepare and research the right way to do this shit, especially when it involves hot or sharp things.
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>>23788719
>>23788724
fuck you don't say no help out and offer an alternative instead of being a nigger

how about a feather ?then also lets still get coffee
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>>23788751
Can we drip coffee on her?
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>>23788708
Liz would probably bust out primrose before that happened if she saw us coming at her with hot wax because she actually knows her shit.
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>>23788751
Shut up Qurl Dox, vetoing shitty suggestions is perfectly valid, considering there are far better ones further up.
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>>23788765
Now I know you're trolling.
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>>23788751
>fuck you don't say no help out and offer an alternative instead of being a nigger

What the fuck is wrong with you, >>23788724 said that you need to prepare stuff to not injure Liz and you call him a Nigger?
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How about this then.

We're done. We leave Liz tied up and go away. Don't finish with anyone else, just go play with Selene.

Then we research candles.
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>>23788525
This is still the best suggestion, all this bullshit about scalding her is just plain retarded.
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>>23788787
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/alternative
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>>23788797
>Then we research candles.

There is no special research to be done you just need to buy them.
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>>23788810
>Qurl Dox trying to school people on the English language

Holy fuck did I enter bizarro world?
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>>23788813

Then we go find where, or perhaps practice enchanting by enchanting our own that requires no flame and drips whenever turned on its side.
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>>23788810
>hurr durr, I'll give him the meaning of alternative, maybe that will stop them from seeing that I'm retarded.

Yeah ok mate, I'll just filter your stupid ass from now on/
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>>23788844
Or we do that later when we aren't in the middle of fucking liz
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>>23788820
Just ignore him and his shitty ideas.
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Hey Blatant Fetish Quest!

>wax
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This is going to be another one of those posts where Femcock has Max pick the most retarded suggestion then get called a retard, isn't it?
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>>23788884
No, the thing is, we're all for it. We just don't want to go full retard and try and use normal candles.
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>>23788866
>>23788820
The problem is that we can't ignore all those fucking retarded suggestions. Femcock will actively try to fuck us over by having Max act all retarded and try to do them and then being called out by everyone as fucking stupid.
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>>23788884
Not really a problem with wax, just a problem with people who apparently want to use the wrong type to inflict burn scars on Liz.

As someone who used to work around a lot of candles, I can tell you that regular candle wax is not sexy in the slightest when it gets on your skin.
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>>23788895
I hope not. This one could seriously hurt Liz if she isn't coherent enough to stop us in time.
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>>23788895
That's what I'm afraid will happen, yes
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>>23788863

That's why we do it now. To leave her as she is, ties up in bed, and come back to her later.
>leave her tied up, whimpering mess, come back ~hour later and then take her
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>>23788923
Hours later she'll just be bored, and losing circulation in her limbs.
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>>23788525
This.

Please don't have Max act stupid just because some of the posters are, Femcock.
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>>23788895
>>23788906
>>23788920
>>23788921
This wouldn't happen if Femcock could just say that she won't listen to blatantly stupid suggestions, but no, she wants to be "that DM" at times.
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Some of you guys really don't know even the most basic stuff about BDSM, do you?
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>>23788952
Ofcourse they don't, where did you the idea that your average fa/tg/uy would know about those things?
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>>23788952

It's obvious they don't.

Can we just go with my idea here? >>23788525

It'll save so much time.
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>>23788952
Did you ever really expect people to know the basics?
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>>23788952
yep
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>>23788952
I'd say it's more surprising that there are so many posters who do.
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>>23788972
No
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Just Fuck her, nonstop orgasm train is a go, don't cum till she has like 4 times.
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>>23788952
>Expecting the average fa/tg/uy to know anything about sex at all, let alone BDSM
WhereDoYouThinkYouAre.jpg
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>>23788952
Many of them don't. Fortunately the rest of us are calling them dumbfucks.
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>>23788952

my knowledge is spotty at best.

probably from unreliable sources.
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>>23788952
This wouldn't happen if you just wrote everything during the sex scene and not stop the action and ask for suggestions.
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>>23788952

Guess.

How about we just use the feeldo on Liz, filling both holes and not stopping till she passes out?
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>>23788952
>Expecting the average 4chaner to know about BDSM stuff

>>/b/ is that way femcock, this is /tg/.
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>>23789026
that works
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>>23789047
>Thinking /b/ knows shit about anything
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>>23789026
>>23789060
For fucks sake Femcock, just make Max give her the /d/ and get on with it.
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>>23789064
he meant the backwards b d
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>>23789047
/b/ is normalfags.
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>>23788952
Next time we run into the twins it may be a good idea to have the dominant one point out that if Max doesn't know what she's doing she may get her partner seriously injured. It would at least give an opportunity for for some Anon's to ask questions and others to feel reassured that Max knows enough that she isn't going to blindly fuck up.

It's a thought anyway...
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>>23788952
Oh dont act so high and mighty you clit dicked freak. That just aint nice.
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>>23788952
You didn't realize that when someone suggested we could always ignore liz using her safeword?
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>>23789077
I say we slap her feeldo in and then assfuck her. Let her know how it feels to be us.
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>>23789150
You are so frustrated and embarrassed right now that I can taste it through my screen. It tastes like salty tears and sour gumdrops, and it is delicious.
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>>23789173
oh, that sounds like a good idea
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>>23789173
Ooh, there's an idea, seconded.
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>>23789150
Anon, I'm worried. You are typing erratically and lashing out at everyone around you. Are you ok? Just because reality didn't match your expectations is no reason to lose your cool or shout insults at the storyteller.
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>>23789181
>>23789204
Mang, I didnt even suggest the candles. I just want my fuckin porn.
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>>23789173
Just go with something like this for now. We have neither the supplies nor the knowledge (in-game or meta) to make stuff like candles and the like work out well for anyone. That can be for later, after the general majority of people are informed enough to plan rationally. Speaking of which, I'd love to go find some e-handbook or something, but my campus internet is monitored, so I'd prefer to not have to explain that to anyone at all, ever.
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>>23789173
>>23789173
yes do this
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>>23789249
But you can explain 4chan?
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>Almost 3 hours spend for one fucking sex scene.

This is bullshit and you know it Femcock.
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Don't let this be how this quest dies.
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>>23789249
>monitored campus internet
Seriously?

Glad mine wasn't, that would've been hard to explain.
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>>23789283
Quest won't die, we've had far worse arguments than this, we've just got one whiny impatient fuck throwing his toys out of the pram because he isn't getting what he wants fast enough.
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>>23789283
This wouldn't have happened if the quest name wasn't "Blatant Fetish Quest", the quest attracted all kind of retards
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>>23789301
>we've just got one whiny impatient fuck throwing his toys out of the pram because he isn't getting what he wants fast enough.

Saying that this arguement has gone on too long is not whining, it's the truth.
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>>23789275
If I download something, they might take a glance at it. They don't care about browsing history, but if they just so happen to notice I downloaded something like that, I might get an email, or worse yet, my parents will. I've got more than one morally ambiguous (and more than one morally devoid) fantasy that makes me all hot and bothered, and I'd prefer if my parents never even have so much as a chance of proximally encountering any of it.
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>>23789281
Fem's internet is always spotty as shit, and we're all used to her taking this long to respond. I would be fine with keeping all sex scenes to one post, though. I'd rather us give a general "what we want to do" before it starts, and then have it end in the same post. If we get some kind of kinky idea like ropes or candles, we can save it for the next scene, because there will always be a next scene.
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You keep teasing her until she's well past incoherent, working her until she's a gurgling, silly mess. She's finally ready, you decide, and slowly penetrate her - there isn't really any resistance at all, as she gasps and pulses around you. You cradle her back gently, strong enough to do so easily, making sure that you're not going to strain anything when you start fucking.

And then you begin.

You start pounding away with the speed and force that your augments and already-fit body allow. The sound of flesh slapping on flesh fills the tower, along with Liz's hoarse, gutteral, moaning screams. You fuck her hard like that for a long time - enough time that you lose track of it all - before you finally cum deep inside of her and her screams taper off into a choked little whine.

After taking a moment to catch your breath, you pull slowly out of her, your cum drooling out of her pussy, and start untying her. Her arms and legs drop limply as you loose them, and you start rubbing her wrists and ankles to get her circulation going again and the red marks to go down. She makes a happy little gurgling sound, her eyes focused somewhere well past the ceiling, as you ease her into a relaxed state.

You notice, after some time, that she's fallen fast asleep, so you tuck her in and give her a big kiss on the forehead.

What do you do now?
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>>23789363
grab the foci making foci, start working on our tats
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>>23789281
You... You do know that you're not paying for this, right? That this is a free service being provided because Fem is bored and finds it fun?

...have you been paying someone a subscription fee to play in this quest? That's the only explanation I can think of for why you have such a huge sense of entitlement.
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>>23789362
>I would be fine with keeping all sex scenes to one post, though. I'd rather us give a general "what we want to do" before it starts, and then have it end in the same post

I'll take that over all this arguing and namecalling.
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>>23789363
Go check in on dad and selene, see if Lin's back, and if nothing has come up, get back to work on finishing the collar.
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>>23789363

Cuddle for a while, look into ropes that won't chafe.

Maybe make a feeldo for our ass so we can DP Liz?
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>>23789363
See if Lin is still alive. Also we should probably make another attempt to smooth things over with dad.
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>>23789377
>DURR HUUR U ENTITLED

It's called critique moron.
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>>23789381
>>23789405
Seconding.
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>>23789363
go talk to dad about the faulty mind shield for dick nazi and what is up with lin
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>>23789405
This, Liz has fallen of radar today and I don't like it.
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>>23789363
What time is it? We should probably get to work on speed +2?
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>>23789411
no it is not

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critique
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>>23789381
>>23789405
These ones.
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>>23789363
Go finish off the collar, we need a sorcerous battery that draws off ambient energy and it's done, right?

so a battery, a bit of wire, some gold (not quite but almost a superconducter), a small light bulb (representing ambient light) a match (for heat), a pentagram (representing containment)

that's 6 foci, giving us 7 die
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>>23789425
Please, she'll probably let us know before she moves out. Right? Now let's enchant those tattoos.
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>>23789445
I think he is afraid she got attacked or something, not that she moved out
remember where we are
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>>23789445
>moves out
have you forgotten how insanely dangerous this place can be?
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>>23789434
>Critique is commonly understood as fault finding and negative judgement

Yeah so?
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>>23789363
Let's finish off the collar. Grab the foci from >>23789443 and get Lunch for assistance if her strain is gone by now.
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>>23789443
1) we need to recharge our sorcery first
2) we shouldn't use dad for this because that's pretty fucking insensitive after everything we've put him through
3)the sorcery bit isn't the only piece left. That just completes the shape shifting bit. We also wanted at minimum a emergency teleport to base feature and some mental and physical defense wards. And we have to hand engrave it.

I have no idea why so many Anton's are trying to get tis done immediately instead of taking our time and getting it done right.
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>>23789363
Either study or surpise hug dad and just kinda stand there for a minute.

Gotta make him a gift or something.
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You decide to go see how your dad and Selene are doing, and whether or not Lin got home safely. You find the answer to both of those pretty shortly. Before you even get to Selene's room, you hear the singing. You find your dad, Lin, and Selene singing along to the Cantonese version of Mulan, much to Selene's delight.

Lin waves at you when you come in, and Selene runs up to give you a hug, yelling, "Mama!"

What do you do now?
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>>23789475
You are complaining, not critiquing. Critiquing would be saying what's wrong, why it's wrong, and how it could be done better. Complaining and whining only include the first part.
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>>23789517
Give Selene a hug, spin her around a few times.

Then give Dad and Lin hugs and kisses on the cheek.

"It's good to see you Lin, I was starting to get worried. Anything interesting happen?"
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>>23789471
Nope, but Max has kidnapped and mind raped two people already and the only two things really stopping her from trying the same thing on Lin (from Lin's perspective) are the fact we are in the same society and that we like fucking her as is. I wonder how safe she really thinks she is in the tower...
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>>23789503
1) it's beenwell over two hours, two of them spent resting, it should have recharged by now

2) who mentioned anything about dad?

3) none of those things are included in the minimum, you literally just made that up. The minimum, was transformation ability, mental control only usable by Liz and Max, and powered by ambient energy, we have 2/3, we just need the last bit.
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>>23789531
Seconding.
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>>23789517
>>23789531
do this
also have Selene help us find >>23789443 for foci then finish the collar
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>>23789534
And that she is our friend and isn't a nazi/tried to kill us
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>>23789475
So what your doing isn't critique, you're just being an ass.

Side note start reporting this douche for trolling.
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>>23789534
I seriously doubt Lin sees it that way, she knows what led to both the mindbreakings.
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>>23789534
>two people
Uh, one. Dad mindfucked Breakfast. For the umpteenth time, nobody condoned that.

Anywho, I do wonder how safe Lin feels in this tower. Maybe she has emotional attachment to dad?
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>>23789572
>nobody condoned that
But it was better than giving him a handjob, apparently.
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>>23789572
She likes us, and we give her access to regular kinky sex. I think beyond that, she just wants to live long enough to have fun, and the tower is a pretty safe place.
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>>23789555
>So what your doing isn't critique, you're just being an ass.
>Side note start reporting this douche for trolling.

Nice ad hominens mate, are you >>23789377 too by any chance?
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>>23789555
Saying that you reported someone is a rule violation bro, you shouldn't do that.
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>>23789572
Anybody who looked at the situation would have pretty easily been able to predict that sending him out would lead to something along the lines of what happened to Breakfast. I'm not saying it was a bad thing, but it wasn't random or out of the blue.

Honestly I think Lin feels pretty safe here, damn good wards, study partners, and good sex on tap.

And Lin is not the kind of person to get scared of much given that death doesn't really hold any fear for her. We've treated her well and haven't shown any intention of doing otherwise.
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>>23789623
And either way, the person he did target was a Dextra, which by second year means either dead or a genuine threat. At least she's happy and part of the family here.
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>>23789595
No, see, an ad hominem would be "none of his critique is valid because he's an ass"

When you aren't actually critiquing calling you out on being an ass is just calling you out on being an ass.
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>>23789607
On my phone, giving no fucks.
>>23789595
You should probably learn what that is before implying I used it.
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>>23789517
Spend some time with Selene for a minute but we should really finish up that collar quick.

We should give it to Liz when she wakes up tommorrow
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ALRIGHT.
Baby's first guide to wax play, some generalities. Different waxes have different melting temperatures, some waxes are hot enough to cause noshit burns when poured onto skin. Catholic votive candles are usually nice and mild, dining table tapers tend to be on the hot end of the spectrum.

The distance from the body at which you drip is how you control the pain (in addition, a bit like tattoing, to where on the body the wax lands) the farther away the candle (or whatever] is, the more time the wax has to cool on the way down, generally 6 inches minimum.

Finally drip, don't pour.

There, now go fourth and scar your subs for life no more, you weird internet creeps I call brothers/sisters/sklees.
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>>23789680
>Say that someone is a douche
>proceeds to a douche himself

My sides are in orbit.
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>>23789703
>get called out on douchebaggery.
>"lol no ur a douche"
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>>23789693
The fuck is a sklee?
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>>23789685
We have a week before the Paris trip, no need to rush it in a school of magic we're not very good at yet.
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>>23789740
agreed
we still want to make it open and close on certain command words, too
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>>23789685
I thought the plan was to give it to her in Paris?
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>>23789380
I like this plan unless something completely out of left field crops up like Liz using her safe-word or something.
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>>23789662
>>23789680
I won't be either passive aggressive nor a "douche" but as long as you personally attack me and not argue my point its an Ad hominem.
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>>23789763
Incorrect, a personal attack does not in fact always mean that an argument is ad hominem, this one being a perfect example, I am refuting your point and now will proceed to personally attack you by calling you a douchebag, note how the argument and the insult were two separate things?
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>>23789763
You never presented a point, you insulted the quest runner and whined about you porn not coming fast enough. That's not an argument, that's you being an entitled ass.
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>>23789794
>Incorrect, a personal attack does not in fact always mean that an argument is ad hominem

Ofcourse it is, what the hell are you talking about?
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>>23789587
well that was decided by roll off so I just assume Max wasn't thinking very coherently at the time.
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>>23789820
It's like you didn't even finish reading the post.
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>>23789685
The plan was to give it to her in Paris.
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>>23789872
Really? Mus have missed that then.

Hope it doesn't get stolen by gypsies like our bags did.
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>>23789724
I think its from that Futurama movie where a tentacle beast from another dimension wants to fuck our entire dimension. Its pronoun for itself is Sklee or Skler.
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>>23789816
>>23789794
Yeah, no. The point made in >>23789281 is not an insult, its the truth. Having an arguement go on for over 3 hours on how our character should fuck her girlfriend is total bullshit and there is no way you can deny it.
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>>23789724
i assume he is making some obscure "third gender" pronoun joke.
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>>23789896
Her. Max is a girl
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>>23789884
if that happens Liz might be bringing home some supper
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>>23789910
I know man.
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>>23789884
The clasp in the back is fitted to take a lock (iirc), once it goes on I doubt we'll have to worry about mundane thieves.
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>>23789948
I was more worried about a pickpocket snatching it from Max before it gets put on Liz.
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>>23789960
If we fail all the mind rolls (for noticing and tracking the thief), body rolls (for preventing the theft, chasing down the thief and pummeling them) and magic rolls (enchantment based stun spell for example) necessary for the collar to get stolen then we will have to make another with a return to creator spell embedded in it.
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>>23790024
Or just summon it with conjuration since we didn't build any anticonjuration stuff into it.
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>>23790052
Hmm, I'm actually starting to doubt the collar would survive long enough for magic summoning to work. By the time we get enough foci together and find somewhere out of the way to cast from I'd expect all the platinum to have been stripped away. Maybe it would still come back in pieces?

As an aside, I'm still voting for giving it to Liz in Paris.
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Wonder if this wait is the result of bad internet or Fem finally getting fed up with the retardation.
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You give Selene, your dad, and then Lin big hugs. "I was worried," you tell Lin. "It took you a while getting home."

"Oh, that," she says. "I stuck around to do some augmenting. I'm boosting memory to study more to augment better - you know, self-building feedback and all that. Sorry for making you worry."

"Nah, it's fine," you say. "I'm glad it was just paranoia. I'm going to go do a bit of work on a personal project. You guys enjoy Jackie Chan."

"Will do!" says Lin with a laugh. You climb off, looking for foci to help finish up the collar. You put together a battery, some conductive metal in the form of gold, a little light bulb, a match, and a circle drawn in salt. You grab Lunch once you've got them all together and bring her up to where you've hid the collar. You lay all of the items out and get to work.

Roll to lower of Max's Sorcery or Alchemy. You get a +5 bonus from temporary foci and a +1 from Lunch helping you. I'll consider the first seven linked 1d100 rolls.
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>>23790557
Probably internet. If Fem has made it to this point, she has to have become desensitized to it.
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>>23790557
This was actually me stepping out to get some Indian food.
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Rolled 61

>>23790569
God, here we go.
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Rolled 9

>>23790569
It begins
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Rolled 3

>>23790569
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Rolled 15

>>23790569
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Rolled 46

>>23790569
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Rolled 51

>>23790569
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Rolled 25

>>23790569

COME /tg/ DICE JUST IMAGINE IT'S A TOY FOR SELENE
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Rolled 25

>>23790569
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Delicious failure.
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Rolled 48

>>23790586
>>23790592
>>23790596
>>23790600
>>23790605
>>23790609
>>23790613
I think the dice gods are telling us to try again in the morning.
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>>23790131
nah i doubt a thief would run right to a fence with it. Or that the fence would get right to dissembling it. We would have time if we noticed right away passably even a whole day.
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>>23790569

Well, that failed.

As a side note, since I'm planning on having up pick up some deliciously sexy clothing from some sex shops in Paris, it might be a good time to discuss a second safe word with Liz, for "Hang on a second this doesn't feel right" instead of "STOP THE RIDE I WANT TO GET OFF"

Thoughts?
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>>23790592
>>23790596
>>23790600
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>>23790609
>>23790613
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>>23790630
I think they're telling us to recharge with Lunch and try again without her.
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>>23790650
You want to have safe words of variable severity?

That seems kind of pointless and confusing.
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>>23790592
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>>23790600
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>>23790613
The foci turn to ash as the spell falls apart like a house of cards in a breeze. "Damn it!" you exclaim.

"Sorry, Mistress!" says Lunch, clearly upset at the failure.

What do you do now?
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>>23790696
Gather duplicate foci, drain lunch. Final attempt at this before we just go do something else.
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>>23790696
Well, let's try again with some new foci. Also, if we can find some copper or aluminum (both good conductors), we can add those to our focus array.
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>>23790696
Recharge with her and try again, presumably without her help.
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>>23790650
Think that's a fairly good idea. I usually hear the combination of yellow to slow down and then red if you don't want to continue. If play is becoming to intense for the bottom but they don't want to stop it's useful.
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>>23790696
Tell Lunch it's not her fault, no reason to take it out on her.

We still need to recharge from her before we try again, mind.
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>>23790696
Have Lunch
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>>23790696
"It's okay slut, it's not your fault this time, sometimes things don't work right, it happens to everyone. You just have to not give up and try again."

Then regather Foci and Drain Lunch to get that Sorc box refilled. and by Drain I mean sit her on our lap and leisurely fuck her.
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>>23790696
Pet Lunch, assure her it's not her fault, then turn the petting into some sexy recharging.
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>>23790758

I'm all for something lewder.
sitting her on our lap and kissing her calling her a good pet and letting her know shes going to be a good pet for our daughters and whatever other children we have
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>>23790804
You realize Lunch doesn't like children, right? As in she seems to feel actively uncomfortable around them.
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>>23790804

Bank that for Breakfast, she'll go nuts for it. If she understands it, that ist.
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>>23790826

Just because they are children doesn't mean they can't grow up to be sex crazed maniacs like their mother.
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Anyone else wanna grab dad and go down to the garden and add a little incubi jizz to the seed? I'm thinking that maybe we don't want to explain why Selene and her sister are so different. Might lead to a genital questioning experience for Selene and a I'm adopted type situation for the younger daughter.
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>>23790880
Nope, at this point it would seem like we were trying to placate him with the gesture.
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>>23790880
No, we shouldn't.

We don't want to dilute it.
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>>23790880

I think two ingredients per seed is a good amount, to be honest. We don't want to risk diluting their future powers or causing some sort of elemental / spiritual conflict.
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>>23790650
A yellow safe word would be nice.
I propose daffodil.
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>>23790880
Or we could just tell them the truth. They were planted in different variations of magically laced soil. They'll be fine.
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>>23790862
True, but I doubt Lunch is going to be thinking of them as adults when the second one was just planted hours ago.
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>>23790880
We literally JUST had this conversation. Its almost like youre trying to kick up a shitstorm.
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>>23790906
I can see this.
>>23790911
I'm not sure a third ingrediant would be all that bad. We can check the scroll for how likely that is yeah?
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>>23790856
Let Lunch know we dont blame her gather foci recharge sorcery gently from Lunch. Try again.

Now might be a good time to ask her if she wants us to seal her tubs or if she wants to stay on the pill.
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>>23790944
No.

We are not having this argument again.
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>>23790944
I thought the scroll got returned because we didn't have it on indefinite loan.
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>>23790969
>seal her tubs
But then how will she get at the ice cream?
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>>23790862
What, are you forgetting that for several generations, all of our natural descendants will be dickgirls?
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>>23790942
I'm not, I'm just trying to say we might want to to avoid either daughter having a negative experience, I was not present for the conversation.

Also if they both have docks we can pass off their lust to B and L maybe.
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>>23790880
No what these people said
>>23790906
>>23790911
>>23790917
>>23790928
>>23790942

>>23790980
the scroll was on indefinite loan as was the sense spell book
originally we got the first dryad book for 1 week.
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>>23790987
...now I am picturing Breakfast rolling around and wrestling with... a gallon tub of icecream. She cannot get it open. Cannot get at the delishus sweetness.
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>>23791032

She starts hissing at it in anger. It's fucking adorable. Dimitri rolls his eyes and eventually comes over to open it for her.
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>>23791011
they will want to fuck us fucking moms pet is not the same. It might help but they will still want us.

>>23791032
>>23791058
some times wrong auto correct can be a good thin
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>>23791011
Dicks*
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>>23791032
>>23791058

I really hope we stumble onto this scene sometime.
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>>23791011
>Also if they both have docks
Since we didnt go with the kraken tentacle we dont have to worry about dockgirl dryads.
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>>23791058
Lunch, who was hiding from the whole affair, now slinks up nervously for delishus ice creams.
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>>23791235
And somehow both are now covered in it, and they have to clean each other up.
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>>23791291
... That's not icecream.
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>>23791291
>>23791366
We can always make it a sundae.
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>>23791003

Are you forgetting that we are going to most likely end up teaching our children living alchemybad idea but who wants to let their kid go to scholomance after living through it or using it on them so that little our little dick girl can be a real girl/boy/futa/non-gendered(see COC for details).
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Can someone actually quote the post where FemCOCK said using lots of ingredients was a bad idea? I thought it was said that they just had a lot more potential to fail to live up to, meaning ingredients of a similar theme is best, not that the ingredients actually interfered. I'm clearly remembering it wrong, since all of you guys are remembering it differently, so I could really use the original source to correct myself.
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>>23791559
>who wants to let their kid go to scholomance after living through it
That's why we're building a new place on the moon, anon.
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>>23791559
Of course we're not letting our daughters attend Scholomance, we teach them everything we learn and get as far away from this place as possible when we're done.
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"It's okay," you tell her, pulling down her hood and stroking her hair to calm her down. You pull her onto your lap and grind up against her as you start rubbing her shoulders. "Here, let me help you relax while you help me recharge."

Roll Soul to recharge from giving Lunch a massage. I'll consider the first three linked 1d100 rolls.
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>>23791559
I hope you have a plan to keep Carl from cat punching us if we give out the secret of living alchemy to non-Lotus members.
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>>23791559
>>23791642
Have fun getting our shit packed by whatever Lotus mind thing we surely had put on us to prevent secret spilling.
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Rolled 26

>>23791651
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Rolled 87

>>23791651
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Rolled 78

>>23791651
c'mon lunch

remember we want to spar with her
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Rolled 21

>>23791651
boop
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Rolled 15

>>23791651
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>>23791678
>>23791679
That'll do it.
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>>23791662
>>23791673
I think Carl would be ok with us opening a chapter of the Lotus at our new school. Im not sure about the other societies but the Lotus would be OK with a less evil alternate school and following its rules on its grounds.
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Is everyone ok with bringing up asking her about getting her tubes sealed now?
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>>23791923
No, she's on birth control and actually intelligent enough to continue to use it, why are you so insistent on doing that?
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>>23791923
We already discussed her tubs. Drop it.
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>>23791923
Her tubs will remain unsealed as long as she can be trusted to take birth control.
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>>23791923
No, though personally I think FemCOCK might have her go for it just to shock the hell out of her audience.
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>>23791994
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>>23791952
>>23791969
>>23791994
>>23792024
We never asked he about it that is my problem, she might love the idea. She doesn't like kids. We dont know I will vote for it if it comes up again.
I'm done suggesting it i can see why this would get old sorry to be a broken record.

Can we ask her if she likes he life here and if she needs anything?
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>>23792080
Let's save that conversation for after the next timeskip, once the magical shame and embarrassment bit has worn off. I doubt we'll get a very productive conversation on the subject if we ask right now.
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>>23792218
Speaking of the timeskip, +2 strength, +2 speed, other
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>>23791678
>>23791679
You ease the stress out of Lunch's back, then take a nice bite from her energy there at the end. She yawns and you let her go down the ladder to try to find Breakfast You feel somewhat rejuvenated, and go about collecting duplicates of all of your foci again.

Roll the lower of Max's Sorcery or Alchemy. I'll consider the first six linked 1d100 rolls.
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Rolled 49

>>23792271
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Rolled 23

>>23792271
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Rolled 25

>>23792271
>failathon
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Rolled 32

>>23792271
Probability, ho!
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Rolled 42

>>23792271
Bring me the oils and balms of sacrifice!
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Rolled 40

>>23792271
Stuff for Liz? Yes please.
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Rolled 8

>>23792271
Come on dice gods, don't fail me now.
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>>23792271

/tg/ dice time
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Rolled 2

>>23792271
Despair
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Rolled 64

>>23792304
>>23792302
>>23792299
>>23792291
>>23792290
>>23792281
I hate you all, myself included.
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Rolled 40

>>23792271
dice now
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These dice man. Holy shit these dice.
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>>23792281
>>23792290
>>23792291
>>23792299
>>23792302
>>23792304
You know what, no.

No more working on the collar tonight.
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Rolled 68

>>23792281
>>23792290
>>23792291
>>23792299
>>23792302
>>23792304
Why am I not at all surprised?
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>>23792281
>>23792290
>>23792291
>>23792299
>>23792302
>>23792304
>>23792305
>>23792309
>>23792313

A POX
A PoX ON ALL YOUR HOUSES
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>>23792309
>>23792305
>>23792304
>>23792302
>>23792299
>>23792291
>>23792290
>>23792281
I think it's fair to stop assuming the dice are fair.
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>>23792281
>>23792290
>>23792291
>>23792299
>>23792302
>>23792304
this is max right now
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damn near pissed muhself laughing

maybe we should just try to shove an elemental in it?
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>Sorcery
Shittiest school of magic ever.
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>>23792281
>>23792290
>>23792291
>>23792299
>>23792302
>>23792304
Six rolls between 1 and 100. All under 50. There was a 1/64 chance, at best, of such a result. Still lower for multiple results under 40.

Fuck.
Dice.
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>>23792348
no the dice are telling us to stop it is focus crafting time. Tuck Lunch in and start on the iattoos.
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>>23792435

Personally, I say no to crafting anything at the moment. Fuck dice.

Maybe go see how dad is doing, find out if there's a way to power the wards that's less time-intensive for him.
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>>23792281
>>23792290
>>23792291
>>23792299
>>23792302
>>23792304
You don't know what the fuck is wrong with you tonight, but something is up. You completely fail again, burning through your foci and really feeling the drain. God damn it, that is so fucking frustrating!

Roll Soul to keep from having a tiny temper tantrum. You get a +1 bonus from Calm. I'll consider the first four linked 1d100 rolls.
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Rolled 15

>>23792477
>meltdown
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Rolled 21

>>23792477
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Rolled 83

>>23792477
fail train has no breaks.
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Rolled 28

>>23792477

Calm, meditate, focus power!
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Rolled 84

>>23792477
Nuclear sun-strike tier tantrum
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>>23792487
...I was wrong.
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>>23792487

One not-a-fuckup! Hurrah!

I wonder what would have happened if we didn't pass, though.
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>>23792487
Thank fuck for that. I was half expecting us to nat 1 and backhand Selene when she came to see what was wrong.
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>>23792477
>dice are shit today
>quick, man them roll to avoid being a bitch!
You are a sick, sick bastard, FemCOCK.
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>>23792487
Except that one.
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>>23792487
THIS ROLL HERESY
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>>23792504
You would have screamed in frustration, thrown the collar against the wall, then taken a point of damage to Soul because of the realization that you just threw a symbol for your love for Liz across the room in frustration.
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>>23792505

>Backhand Selene

... what the fuck, anon. Literally, what the fuck.
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>>23792542

That does sound traumatic. Critfail would have broken it?
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>>23792542
Is there any items that give more than +1 for rolls?
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>>23792469
I want to give that one try before saying all crafting is fucked but i see your point.

>>23792542
but ok lets go talk to dad let him know we love him an tell him about our elemental array idea.
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>>23792487
You take a deep breath and keep your cool. This is frustrating, but it's not worth freaking out over. You're not sure whether it made a critical difference, but you're glad, for now, that you augmented your calmness. You run your fingers over your scalp and let your breath out slowly. Your hair is starting to come back in, leaving your head slightly scratchy too the touch.

Well, you guess you're done for now. You're too drained to keep trying that, unless you want to go drain Breakfast or something.

What do you do now?
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>>23792600

Go patch things up with Dad more, do something nice and spontaneous for him. Let him know that we do love him.
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>>23792545
Nat 1s and Femcock can be cruel.
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>>23792542
On that note I think it's time to hide our work in progress and get in some relaxing meditation, or beat the shit out of our punching bag.
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>>23792600
We might need to augment another level of calm to deal with these waves of bullshit.
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>>23792631
Supporting this. Let's beat the crap out of a bag.
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>>23792633
At least we weren't in combat...
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>>23792600
do something nice for Dad.

Also if there is a good time ask if the guy who delivered the bones looked like Sam.
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>>23792600
Let's try just binding a small elemental to it for now, so we can present it to Liz over the trip. We can tweak it later if we need to, and in any case a weak elemental should be enough to power an occasional change without burning out anyway.
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>>23792659
Well, at least I have Snapple's support.
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>>23792671
We are trying again tomorrow, not taking the second rate option.
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>>23792671
I dont want to have to work on the collar after we give it to Liz also no sentimental in our special symbol of love and divination.

>>23792677
i want to show dad we love him more that is more important.
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>>23792706
>i want to show dad we love him more that is more important.
Have fun with you soul rolls.
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>>23792719

We get +1 from approaching him with fresh mushcakes, I think.
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>>23792631
>>23792706
We can think of a way to do something nice for dad while we beat the shit out of a bag.
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>>23792770

>All 100s on body roll to punch the bag
>Gets launched into orbit
>Goddamn /tg/ dice
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>>23792699
>>23792706
Frankly, it won't even effect it's performance at all. An elemental generates it's own power at a given rate, and so long as we don't burn it all up at once, it will never need to be replaced. The ones powering our tower wards need replacing because the drain on them is constant. The collar would only drain them when it actually transforms, which I don't see being a terribly frequent thing. It would have plenty of time to recharge.
That's just my two cents, anyway.
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You decide to work out some of your frustrations on the heavy bag. It's still heavy and solid enough that you don't think you'll be needing to upgrade it to a solid metal slab or a giant bell or whatever any time soon. One of these days, though, you're probably going to end up splitting it open with your hard, strong fists.

Roll Body to get a nice little workout in. You get a +4 from augmentations, so I'll consider the first eight linked 1d100 rolls.
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Rolled 64

>>23792845
kick the crap out of it Max
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Rolled 81

>>23792845
KILL THE BAG.
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Rolled 36

>>23792845

Fierce Punch Meditation!
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Rolled 40

>>23792845
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Rolled 93

>>23792845
MuscleMax!
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Rolled 93

>>23792845
SORCERY ANGER PUNCH!
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Rolled 25

>>23792845
bagslayer
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Rolled 15

>>23792845
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>>23792845
MAX SMASH
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>>23792861
>>23792871
>>23792872

Whelp, I feel better now. Time to make a new bag and explain the noise to Selene?
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>>23792872
>>23792871
>>23792861
Dumb muscle status confirmed.
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Rolled 16

>>23792845
Man, fuck that bag. Wait, drain it too.
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Rolled 19

>>23792927
We already knew that.
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>>23792828
It is the lesser option symbolically. We dont want an elemental in our symbol of love for Liz.

What you say about elementals is all true just irrelevant.
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>>23792946
Well, that just depends on your viewpoint. Which is truly the better source; that it leach power from everything around it like a parasite, or that it contain a fragment of primordial flame, that might burn brightly forever alongside our love?
I feel vaguely unclean having typed that.
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Rolled 84

>>23792828
...this reminds me (don't ask how, the thought train only has brakes when it passes through crazytown) that I was wanting to ask dad if he knew anything about our 'loyalist' aunts and uncles. Like when I brought up Gabriel a few threads back. I know it is a touchy subject, but something to think about some time.
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>>23793031
Maybe, but now is DEFINITELY not the time to talk about it.
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>>23793047
Agreed.
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>>23793031

That could be interesting as shit, but now is not the time to do it.
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>>23793031
>>23793047 is right that is an important topic but now is not the time

>>23792998
look the last 2 times it came up we settled on the sorcery option can we just stick to it.
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Rolled 52

>>23793069
>>23793047
Oh yeah, definitely not the time, considering we just hurt his feelings so bad. But sometime, once we've patched things up and such, it would be interesting to know if, since grandfather has not been seen in a long time, if the angels like Gabriel, Michel, Metatron, etcetera, are MIA with him or if they are shit out of luck sitting in a bar in LA or something.
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Just hit page 10
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>>23793405
New thread.



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