Well, since Liz is apparently not up for Gav-related kinkiness, I guess we go study.

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God dammit, femcock. I can't keep up with you! I'm like five threads behind now!

Apologize to her for pushing her boundries like that, and explain that we only made the Gav suggestion in the first place because we tried it ourselves, enjoyed it immensely, and thought that she would too.

>>23358795
Your mistake is trying to have a life outside these quests.

>>23358801
Fucking this. I'm not gonna feel good about this whole situation until we get an apology out to Liz about it.

In regards to Liz's reaction to Gav, I think we shouldn't push it for now.

I would still like to see the Liz and Gav threesome, but we have to be more subtle about it. There have been a lot of things which Liz has objected to and later changed her mind about, like Anal, and other girls being involved. She's not as obviously perverse as Max or Lin, but she's still pretty kinky underneath.

So rather than keeping on asking her, we explain that even if she isn't interested in having sex with Gav, we still are. Then we make sure that she gets plenty of opportunities to watch Max, Lin and Breakfast enjoying Gav's attentions.

Maybe she'll never change her mind, but on the other hand, maybe she'll get so turned on watching it that she ends up wanting it too.

Liz being fucked by Gav is hot, Liz begging Max for permission to be fucked by Gav after she gets all hot and bothered is much hotter.

That said, we have a threesome, but Gav fucks us rather than Liz.

>>23358747
fuck?

>>23358852
but at this stage, assure her that we aren't going to make her do anything she doesn't want to do. As long as she promises to tell us if she ever changes her mind.

>>23358852
This sounds good to me. Seconded.

Max can fuck Liz, Gav can fuck Max.

I love how everyone that picked "Gav fucking" just thought that Liz would be ok with bestiality.

You do know that the same thing is gonna happened when you guys try and fuck one of the Dryads right? Max is full-on mum mode right now and the side characters aren't gonna let us indulge in incest.

>>23358852
>>23358883
Be sure to set a stopping point for Gav again, last thing we want to do is lose control of the situation with Liz around.

Reminder that we still haven't filled up our first Sorcery Square.

We should really start studying.

>>23358893
>the side characters aren't gonna let us indulge in incest.

Which side characters? Dimitri the Incubus? Lin the raging pervert? Breakfast the fucktoy?

The only one who could object is Liz, and I think she's well aware what we're intending already.

>>23358893
I did have my suspicions she'd have an issue with it when Femcock mentioned how much time she was spending with him. Clearly her moral fibre hasn't been eroded enough yet, we'll have to work on that.

>>23358852
If Liz isn't ok with being fucked by Gav I suspect she won't be ok with her mistress being fucked by him either. Apologize for pushing something she clearly is opposed to and killing the mood, then go from there.

>>23359029
>Clearly her moral fibre hasn't been eroded enough yet, we'll have to work on that.

How about we don't waste any time with that crap and get to studying?

>>23358747

>Primrose

now i can't picture you and your adorable pet as anything other than Max and Liz.

and now on to the quest!

>>23359052
We can respect Liz's wishes not to be fucked by Gav, but in return she has to respect our wish to be fucked.

Otherwise it's very one-sided.

>>23359055
Sure, I'll cut out all sex related suggestions as soon as Femcock changes the name of this quest from Blatant Fetish Quest to Scholomancy Quest.

>>23358923
I think we should set Selene up with that other dryad that one guy in lotus has Apple, it gets us in better with a higher circle lotus and means we don't piss off liz

>>23358817
thats dumb she is present a legitimate concerns don't be an ass

>>23358912
latter fuck liz now and just liz she doesn't want Gav involved

>>23358852
This sounds good to me.

We can make Liz want it, just don't push her on the subject.

>>23359076
>Sure, I'll cut out all sex related suggestions as soon as Femcock changes the name of this quest from Blatant Fetish Quest to Scholomancy Quest.

You can't have sex when you are dead.

>>23359098
Apparently we can't while we're alive either if you have your way.

>>23358852
Reasonable enough, though we should discuss with her whether she's bothered by us fucking Gav rather than just outright tell her we're going to.

>>23359107
>Apparently we can't while we're alive either if you have your way.

Oh so not wasting our precious time trying to "erode her moral fibre" = not having sex. Some of us want Max to not drop out on the very first year of school you know.

>>23359151
Last I checked we aced the first test.

I'm not saying we shouldn't study, I'm saying that we can do both.

>>23359076
we got at least 4 years if we study right we should pace our selves

>>23359064
I don't feel like that again in the same day

>>23359079
Selene and apple yea that could work nicely I bet femcock would even describe it for us ;)

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>>23359098
unless you happen to be cute girl zombie lich

>>23359176
>we got at least 4 years if we study right we should pace our selves

Nope. Only 32 people will pass the first year. Its entirely possible that Max could be one of them.

>>23359188
>unless you happen to be cute girl zombie lich

Femcock said that when we kill off Max we continue playing as character that we have unlocked the character sheets. So no undead Max shenanigans

>>23359191
all the more reason to study hard
after fucking hard

>>23359208
unless we get liz to be good enough with conjuration

>>23359191
And our goal is to be the 6th circle mage, so not working on it is out of the question.

>>23359208
but thats my fetish

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>>23359098
>>23359188

>>23359221
Even if that was possible, I'ld rather not have a Mind 1 Max Zombie around Liz, constantly reminding her and us of our failure.

>>23359107
You know we've already fucked today, right? Like, more than once?

>>23359240
hot

>>23359250
pushing her to be better?

hey femcock are there class standings yet?
does this place give grades? whats our class rank? whats lin and liz and sam

>>23359250
she wants to be reminded of max's cock
>>23359265
i don't think we've done much more than passively fuck breakfast for the last 3 threads

>>23359265
I'll remind you that we punished Liz, forced her to stop masturbating, all so that the actual fucking of her would be all the more intense.

And now you want to blueball her to fuck off and go study?

>>23359282
Indeed, contrary to what people think, it's been pretty light on the sex recently. It's more been Max getting all broody over her Dryad-baby.

>>23359279
>does this place give grades? whats our class rank? whats lin and liz and sam

At the moment Liz in number 1 (because she was invited to the Archmage society) and creepy arab boy is rank 2. We don't know anything else.

>>23359308
>creepy arab boy
hes not arab, hes indian
also
>gone be dead soon indian boy

>>23359308
Well, that just makes Liz and Sanjay 1 and 2 of the people who didn't join other societies.

The Archmagi society only picks from those who remain independent for the first week.

>>23359293
Fucking this. This is why you are virgins in real life.

"Hey, Liz, I'm sorry for pushing you. Really," you say, scooting over to her and putting an arm around her waist.

"It's okay, Mistress," says Liz, leaning a head against your shoulder. "I understand. Usually when 'no' I mean 'yes please, harder.' I'm just glad we have a safe word now." She then leans in close to you and whispers in your ear, "That way I can beg you to stop as you take what's yours." She gives your earlobe a little nibble before backing back away.

What do you do now?

>>23359308
We might not have been invited because we already joined Lotus, though. They were specifically holding out to try to get the slot. On total capability we're a bit above Liz and the only one with three blocks in a school.

>>23359308
Inaccurate. She and Arab boy were number one and two of the archmage candidates. Anyway, I can't imagine us not being in the top 10 currently. More likely the top 5.

>>23359329
>Fucking this. This is why you are virgins in real life.

Whoa dude, you are projecting so hard I can see movie on your reflection

>>23359338
Ask her if she's still in the mood.

>>23359338
>What do you do now?

Study Sorcery

>>23359338
take her
right then and there

>>23359338
Take what is ours of course. Then study.

>>23359338
Time for fucking, then studying.

Seems like we're not getting Gav involved this time, not even to fuck Max, which is a shame, but you're rather ignoring all suggestions in that regard.

>>23359338
Dammit. Now she sounds like the girl who turned me on to rape-play.

I really think we should study, and i also really think we should take advantage of the new safeword.

Rolled 2

>>23358747
Tell Gaviscon to go bug Lin, continue with the fuckening.

>>23359338

take what is ours, after that check if our flow is good and then study with a clear head.

>>23359355
>She then leans in close to you and whispers in your ear, "That way I can beg you to stop as you take what's yours." She gives your earlobe a little nibble before backing back away.

Really? Ask her if she's in the mood? What other thing could she possibly be implying?

>>23359338
>What do you do now?
fuck her fuck her

maybe we could fuck her?


>>23359391
yea

>>23359502
indeed
just take her
then study with her in our lap, nuzzling her our dick

Out of curiosity, Femcock, does Liz know that Max, Lin and Breakfast have all been fucked by Gaviscon, or did Max keep that to herself.

>>23359338
Well, Selene's not going to stay asleep forever. Send Gav to play with Lin or check on Breakfast, then "take what's yours".

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Sadly I'm off to work, so I'll be spectating this one from my phone i suspect.

That said, there's a lovely IRC set up as a release valve for all the stupid, which works as a lovely way to prevent the threads from having a 50/1 Fem-to-Bickering ratio.

As an added bonus, you might get to tell Snapple to Shit the Fuck Up in REAL TIME.

irc.rizon.net #scholomance

Come on in you adorable wee sluts, the water's fine.

>>23359338
The fuckening must continue, now.

>>23359534
It's neither secret nor something that they've made any great effort to talk about. She's certainly well-aware that he has a dildo attachment, at the very least.

>>23359611
Is the dildo attachment permanent? It better not be.

>>23359626
The socket to which it can attach is permanent. The dildo can be easily detached to, for example, wash it.

>>23359611
I see, maybe we ought to let her know about it sooner or later, lest she thinks we're doing stuff behind her back.

>>23359626
It's detachable, I believe.

>>23359641
Probably ought to clarify it with her, yes. We don't Liz to hear about it from Breakfast beforehand, she might not take it so well.

You whirl around on Liz and push her down onto the bed. "Oh god, Mistress, what are you doing?" whimpers Liz, feigning ignorance. She struggles against you with all of her strength, knowing full well that there's nothing she could possibly do to stop you from physically overpowering her. After all, even your flesh is too tough now for her to really hurt when you have all of the leverage.

"Gaviscon, shoo," you say dismissively. "Go spend time with Breakfast." He trots off obediently. You struggle to grab Liz's wrists as she thrashes about underneath you, then hold them both down with one hand as you start prying her legs apart.

"No, Mistress!" she begs. Tears are starting to form in her eyes, but there's a sparkle to them. You're pretty sure that she's loving this. "Oh god, please don't!" You slap her cheek just hard enough to make it sting, to make it red. She gives a gasping, throaty yelp and tears start actually flowing. "Please, don't do this..." she begs. You respond by pressing in between her legs and slowly teasing the head of your cock up and down between the lips of her pussy.

You lean in real close and whisper in her ear, "You're mine. You belong to me. You're my property. Say it."

She shudders as you whisper. "N... No..." she whimpers, voice barely audible.

You slap her again, this time on the other cheek. "Say it!"

"I'm yours!" she chokes out in a sob. "I belong to you! I'm your property!"

What do you do?

>>23359758
well we cetainly dont leave something half-finished
FINISH HER

>>23359758
Just put it in already, jesus, no wonder people think that we spent too much time fucking.

>>23359758

God damn !femCOCK, it really has got to take mutual faith in each others in a sub/dom relationship like this.

Knowing as a dom takes when to back off and when to push (and not second-guessing if she IMMEDIATELY forgot the god-damned safe word) has got to be troublesome all on it's own.

>>23359758
>Continue y/n?
y.

>>23359758

"that's a good little pet."

then give it to her roughly. strong thrusts and limit her mobility.

(but do be careful not to hurt her, our body is hardened by magic after all.)

>>23359758
Make her beg for it.

>>23359758
"Good girl."

>>23359887
This.

>>23359875
Mutual trust is the single most vital element in a dom/sub relationship.

>>23359887
this

Now that we've reminded her of her place, let's go study sorcery.

>>23359887
This. Followed by >>23359884

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>>23359758
Jam it in.

>>23359857
Or people have no sense of scale. All the fucking that everyone is complaining about has taken no more three or so hours.

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>>23359758
>What do you do?
I don't have the slightest idea.

>>23359936
works for me

>>23359758
I'm gonna go take a break until this picks up. I don't need to be here to help discuss exactly how hard we fuck her. It's boring.

>>23359990
>all the fucking
that has barely even occured in the last 3/4 threads

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>>23359993

>>23360007
>I'm gonna go take a break until this picks up. I don't need to be here to help discuss exactly how hard we fuck her. It's boring.

Yeah, I kinda have to agree here, do we really need to have an argument on HOW we should fuck her? It seems excessive.

>>23360029
that.........i cant even find the words

>>23360063
JAM IT IN

>>23360063
>not knowing about Ponos and Vagooos
>2012+1

I seriously hope you newfriends don't do that

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We should get Selene some holographic glasses enchanted to let her see.

Also because these things look cool.

>Pic related

>>23360177
>Snapple is unbanned
Thread ruined.

>>23360177
Make sure they're enchanted to weigh as little as possible, otherwise the frames might snap her neck

>>23360060
If you guys want to finish up quickly, just say to finish up quickly. Leaving and letting everyone who wants to fuck endlessly dictate the pace of the thread is going to end when us fucking endlessly.

That being said, it might be a good rule of thumb to try to, as a participating group, limit our amount of posts spent fucking. Anything over three posts (excluding the finisher; that is, anything more than three and THEN the finisher segue into more important things) is really wasting time.


Also, I vote we do some fast, hard fucking like a breeder horse, and then get on with destroying that god damn Sorcery block. I'd say finishing up that Sorcery block and accomplishing one other thing of note is a good quota for a Sunday.

>>23360177
>ignoring the entire threads about enhancing her echolocation and having her see through a seeing eye golem

As I said very close to the death of the last thread, I finished up my Liz mindbreak writefagging. I said I'd drop it again when I got into the thread this morning, and so I shall.

http://pastebin.com/fDXdUSn3

Have at it.

>>23360177
Hey Snapster, welcome back
We came up with an enhanced echolocation solution for Selene (which should also seriously boost her affinity with enchantment), but the glasses would make a cool fashion accessory/decoy

>>23360241
Blatant Studying Quest

>>23360250
We didnt decide that we weren't going to make her see, just that we weren't going to do it yet.
She needs to be able to read.

>>23360241
Your posts about non-stop studying are just as annoying as the people who want non-stop fucking.

We'll study soon, chill out a little.

"Beg," you whisper, grinding harder against her.

"Mistress?" she whimpers beneath you.

"Beg for it," you reiterate, receiving more shudders from her.

"Please... Please give it to me, Mistress..." she whispers. You're still holding her down and gazing down at her.

"Not good enough."

"Please... Please, oh please, Mistress, give me your beautiful cock! I need it! I need it right now!" she pleads. She sniffs as she does it; occasional tears are still trickling form her eyes.

"Good girl," you say to her and start pushing in. You kiss her hard as you do, and she immediately submits to the kiss, opening her mouth to let your tongue in, sucking and teasing at it. You reach down and put her legs over your shoulders to put her in an even more pinned position.

Once you've bottomed out, and are deep inside of her, you start giving long, hard, rough thrusts, still pinning Liz down beneath you. She moans and whimpers into your mouth. She's not resisting at all any more, despite you pinning her down; rather, she's angling her hips and thrusting back to let you get deeper, better.

Neither of you last long at this point. Liz is still teased into quite the state from earlier, and the hard, deep, grinding thrusts are stimulating both of you enormously. After no more than ten minutes of this treatment, you slam deep into her and start cumming, her pussy clenching down in pulses as you cum.

"Thank you, Mistress," Liz whispers, smiling up at you.

What do you do now?

>>23360269
I actually read that this morning, when I woke up. That's a good portrayal of how Liz might act if she got nurtured into more of a switch. Still completely submissive towards Max, but domineering towards others.

>>23360341
Whisper something romantic in her ear, then go get cleaned up.

Ok, NOW I agree we can go study.

>>23360341
Haha, time for sorcery!

>>23360341
D'awww

Get the two of you cleaned up and I go get some studying done for a while.

>>23360341

get clean and then study one of the subjects we are bad at.

>>23360341
Clean up and get her to help us study alchemy.

>>23360341
study while she is still filled with cum

>>23360381
>That's a good portrayal of how Liz might act if she got nurtured into more of a switch.

Then we need to work on nurturing that sooner or later, because it's hot as fuck.

>>23360341
Is it late morning still or early afternoon now?

>>23360341

slam more sorcery into out stupid head till it stays

>>23360341
>What do you do now?
Shower, hit the books @ Sorcery and if we finish early one more round with Liz.

>>23360341
Time to get that sorcery!

>>23360250
I know about the other option and I like it better for overall, but holographic glasses are just too cool to pass up!

Also a network of seeing eye golems seems a bit overkill for everyday activities. Selene might like having a lazy day option instead of summoning the golems everytime she wants to read something.

>>23360441
She doesn't need to summon new ones, they could be permanent, like Gaviscon.

>>23360009
Oh, I agree. I was being extremely generous about the amount of time we spent giving people the dick

>>23360423
It's actually still relatively early morning, going on mid morning. Your day started in the middle of the night, since you only sleep two hours now and were woken up early to watch Selene hatch.

>>23360492
Fucking hell, and people are claiming we're wasting the whole day on sex.

>>23360381
Yeah. Although I noticed that she was thinking of Max as mistress even inside her head, which I'm not sure if she is doing yet. If she was, I'd think she'd make mistakes like calling us mistress when she is supposed to call us max more than the other way around.

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>>23360441
>network of seeing eye golems

first of all it was only going to be the one, which shed have with her always, about the size of a baseball, if i were to guess
also
>picking holographic glasses over flight goggles

>>23360529
Yeah, she's not to that point yet, but assuming you continue to nurture your relationship with her in the mutual dom/sub way that you have been, it will get to that point.

>>23360529
I put the event well, well into the future, less than a month before finals. You guys have like five or six months to get her to that point, I think. I used a time-skip for artistic license. It wouldn't make any sense for her to be like that right now. If she was like that after only about two months, I'd be worried she was going full Yandere for us.

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>>23360531
I must have misinterpreted a bit, but from what I read it came across as a smaller scale version of the cellphone thing from Batman but with magical constructs instead of phones.

>picking flight goggles when you could wear these all day erry day

Some options for the day's activities from last night's IRC brainstorming (post study jam on sorcery):

Collection and assembly of foci for Selene's seeing eye golem. (Panoptifex? Guardener?)

Following Pierre home after class with our ninja parkour skills so we know where he sleeps.

If possible lightly mindbreaking Pierre so as to ramp up his paranoia, for later use as a cruise missile against his fellow dextras

>>23360612
>not always picking and wearing flight goggles
i think that may have been mentioned, but having one golem thats always with her seems more realistic

>>23360341
Leave her to clean herself up after a romantic whisper in her ear and a somewhat louder kinky, forceful comment, accompanied by a wink, as we pull out.

Then a quick shower as some refreshment to make up for missed sleep, then breakfast and studying for everyone.

>>23360641
Being fair, the seeing eye golem could just be shaped like flight goggles.

>>23360630
>If possible lightly mindbreaking Pierre so as to ramp up his paranoia, for later use as a cruise missile against his fellow dextras
Magically influencing someone paranoid about getting magically influenced into becoming even more paranoid.
That might be just crazy enough to work. I'm with you.

>>23360664
hmm
well the thing i liked about the golemn was that it was a conscious being, who could end up like selene's pet/familiar
it could wear the flight goggles though
thatd be cool

>>23360517
>Fucking hell, and people are claiming we're wasting the whole day on sex.
My argument was about wasting too much time fucking in the past and how we should keep it on a minimum.

Also in the 6 hours since selene's birth we had sex twice so its not like my argument had no base.

>>23360708
The first time was fucking breakfast for energy while we discussed dryad parts and holiday plans with our dad.

That's called multitasking, not time wasting.

>>23360687
yes, that does sound pretty awesome

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>>23360641
>>23360612
this was mentioned in the context of applying the lessons we learn with her golem to our own senses so we could make spy drones and whatnot, although the full network idea was agreed as problematic, as a determined opponent could backtrack us through it, even with repeaters. Either way it's not an immediate concern. Tracking non-TPing first years probably amounts to simply following them along a roof.

>>23360687
Oh yes, and then we get dad to help us teleport a crate containing purity seals, a light machine gun and plenty of ammo into his sanctum. Include a note that reads "The other Dextra aspirants have been compromised, this is the instrument of their purification, you know what must be done."

>>23360700
it'd still be a conscious being, just one shaped like flight goggles.

>>23360775
dark brotherhood flashback

>>23360775
>Oh yes, and then we get dad to help us teleport a crate containing purity seals, a light machine gun and plenty of ammo into his sanctum. Include a note that reads "The other Dextra aspirants have been compromised, this is the instrument of their purification, you know what must be done."
I like this.

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>>23360603
Good job. I'd rate it a 9/10 because of pic related

>>23360269
Just got finished reading that, very well written, and hot as hell.

Planning any more?

>>23360775
>Oh yes, and then we get dad to help us teleport a crate containing purity seals, a light machine gun and plenty of ammo into his sanctum. Include a note that reads "The other Dextra aspirants have been compromised, this is the instrument of their purification, you know what must be done
Or we go the Bloodlines routes and

>The Head Demon is in charge of Dextra. Kill him, and everyone shall be saved

"I love you too," you respond, giving her a kiss on the forehead. Then, as you slowly pull your cock out of her and let her lower her legs back down, you state, "I couldn't ask for a better little slut."

Liz blushes, but smiles. As you stand up, she leans forward and starts licking and sucking your cock clean. She leaves a wet spot on the end of the bed from where your cum is leaking out of her pussy. "We should study some more Sorcery after we get cleaned up," you say. She nods, your quickly deflating cock still in her mouth. "I'm going to take a shower. You can join me if you want."

She heads off to the shower with you. She's already had a shower today, so she mostly focuses on cleaning off her groin, then getting you nice and clean, rubbing up against you throughout the shower. Once you both finish, you help towel each other off, the head back out into the bedroom to get to studying. Liz gets out the intermediate book, then leans over your shoulder to help you as you go.

Roll Mind to study. You get a +1 for your focus augmentation and a +1 for Liz helping you, so I'll consider the first five 1d100 rolls linked to this post.

Rolled 74

>>23360893
Rolling is what I do best

Rolled 43

>>23360893
in b4 we fail miserably and just go back to fucking in defeat.

Rolled 56

>>23360893
Im back, baby!

Rolled 44

>>23360893

>>23360893
if this will shut them up

Rolled 87

Oh boy, dice.

>>23360775
>Oh yes, and then we get dad to help us teleport a crate containing purity seals, a light machine gun and plenty of ammo into his sanctum. Include a note that reads "The other Dextra aspirants have been compromised, this is the instrument of their purification, you know what must be done."
Have it be sealed with a seal from the Malleus Malefactorum. You know, the organization that operates outside of the walls of the Scholomance, presumably with papal support. That should really drive it home.

Rolled 32

>>23360893

Rolled 74

>>23360915
God damnnit.

Rolled 82

>>23360902
>>23360915
2 successes, not bad.

>>23360915
FemCOCK said it needs to be linked to the post, you dumb idiot. Wasting a success like that...

>>23360919
Fuckin' brilliant!

>>23360919
genius

>>23360915
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK YYYYYYYOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU

>>23360927
The second was not unfortunately, linked to the post, it doesn't count.

One success.

>>23360932

Don't be a whiny bitch.

>>23360915
Link to the post, dumbass. This has to be at least the second or third time we've missed a success because of this.

>>23360919
I still prefer that black widow plan from a while back. We have to use it on someone.

>>23360919
yessss...
Hm, maybe give him some C4 and a remote too.
Or just use the C4 to blow the crate when he's done. We need this to look like he just went nuts, not like he was guided.

>>23360971
Don't be such a retarded cockaddled bimbo slut that YOU FORGET TO LINK THE FUCKING POST

NEXT TIME TAKE THE DICK OUT OF YOUR EARS AND MAYBE YOU'LL BE ABLE TO CONNECT TWO NEURONS

FUCK

>>23360987
Magic the gun and crate to eat itself after Pierre kills a couple people.

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>>23360993
feel free to release all your pent up butthurt, we dont mind

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>>23361020
Go make out with a semi on the interstate.

>>23361020
I mind people not wasting our rolls.

>>23361020
When even Snapple makes more intelligent posts than you, its time to stop posting.

>>23360932
>>23360952
>>23360973

Hence why I then posted >>23360926
I must commit sudoku in shame.

i dont even know how to link posts :(

>>23361012
well the orders at least. I really doubt this is the first time a Dextra aspirant has gone cuckoo, just needs to seem he did it on his own. We don't implant any memories, leave any trace. Just work with what's already there and let nature take its course.

Oh, and to make sure his rampage stops, list all the Dextras in first year, and then add "Once the taint has been purged, destroy their corrupter. Sanjay Gupta must Burn."

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>>23360902
You make a bit of progress on your Sorcery, with Liz guiding you along. She kisses your neck and shoulders whenever you make a little breakthrough on the guiding concepts of the art. Then you hear Selene crying from below, a sharp, painful shriek at a pitch a human baby wouldn't be able to hit. Breakfast comes scrambling up the ladder, looking concerned. "Selene is crying!" she declares, then looks at you with a look of distress.

You sigh, rub Breakfast's hair as you go past, and go downstairs to Selene. She's standing up in her crib and shrieking, firing off chains of clicks with each breath. When you climb down, she reaches her arms out to you, clenching and unclenching her little fingers. You walk up to her and pick her up. "What's the matter, Selene?" you ask. She responds by trying to bite into your shoulder; her teeth, though sharp, don't manage to get through your tough flesh. She looks at you after her failure and starts screaming again; your head feels almost like it's vibrating from the pain of the sound.

What do you do?

>>23361081
Feed her.

>>23361127
"Oh Breakfast would you come over here for a moment?"

>>23361127
Hungry or teething, lets get her a bottle.

>>23361127
Grab one of her bottles and feed her,

We should then warn everyone to bring a bottle with them when she starts crying or she'll try to drink their blood.

>>23361127
Oh dear, she wants blood. Who's going to donate?

Well, I suppose we could try regular feeding first, but it seems like her vampiric urges are coming out.

>>23361127
See if the normal food works, then only if not we need to ASK FOR A VOLUNTEER.

>>23361127
Is she trying to get at blood?

Perhaps we should try her with a drop and see if that makes her happy.

If so, then we need to look into using internal alchemy to replenish any blood we use up feeding Selene.

>>23361182
this

>>23361127
Call dad over. Tell him we need him to find us some blood soon. Preferably conjured or from hospital stocks.

>>23361186
It probably wouldn't be a bad idea to get one or two levels of boosted healing.

Guys, rather than letting her feed directly, it might be a good idea to soak a rag with blood and let her suckle on that. At least until she's old enough to control herself.

>>23361210
This might be a good idea. We should also check what kinds of blood she needs. If she just needs blood period, then we could start raising some small wild animals in a room, like squirrels, for her to feed on.

>>23361238
This, we don't want her getting in the habit of biting people all the time until she's old enough to control herself.

>>23361238
That's a good idea, though maybe a sponge instead of a rag. That way she can kinda sink her fangs into something.

>>23361238
Blood bags would work well for this. Let her bite into the mouth of the bag and have at it.

>>23361266
Sponge sounds good to me. She needs to learn not to drain blood from anyone who is our friend.

>>23361248
Because having small, wild rodents absolutely terrified of their existence inside the tower is a good idea. /sarcasm

>>23361127
get her a bottle add some pig blood to the bottle she wants meat

>>23361248
If she just needs blood period then she can have period blood.

I'm terrible.

>>23361325
CARLOS.

>>23361325
Yes, yes you are. I laughed anyway.

>>23361325
Actually seems like a valid solution.

Bust out the used tampons.

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>>23361325
>>23361358
Dude, no. we're not feeding her period blood

You think she may want blood in particular, but are hoping that her bottle will suffice. You take her up into the kitchen, mix up some water enriched with minerals and fertilizer, and microwave it until warm, but not hot. You put the nipple of the bottle up to her mouth, and she starts suckling immediately. After a few seconds, she takes the bottle from you and holds it herself while sucking.

You sit down and let her sit in your lap while going. She breathes out of her nose as she does so, pausing only to fire off a few clicks every now and then. When she finishes, she lets the bottle hang limply from her hand until you take it from her. Then she yawns, burps, and starts trying to play with your nose and lips.

What do you do?

>>23361385
why not?

>>23361407
Giggle girlishly and make baby-talk noises, then get self-conscious and stop.

>>23361407
Play with selene

>>23361407
Looks like she doesn't need blood, but she still has a natural craving for it from her Vampire Lord part. So we need to teach her that she's not allowed to go biting people.

>>23361415
Because we've got regular blood we can feed her if she needs it, and if that's the case only as an emergency measure until we can get a few chickens or something

>>23361407
Let her play. She's adorable.

>>23361424
Only if we notice someone standing over us.

>>23361407
Play with Selene, she'll only be this little for a short while, got to get plenty of quality time in.

>>23361407
Are there any interesting shapes for her to echolocate? Cubes, balls, that sort of thing? I want to teach her how to explore and interact with the world around her.

>>23361127
Quickly get her a bottle, ask dad if the myth of dead blood being poison to vampires is fact or fiction before any attempts at stocking some in the house. Personally I think it's a bit early to feed her blood, don't want her growing up to be addicted to the stuff

>>23361407
Play with her, and remember to give everyone a warning about bringing her a bottle when she cries so she doesn't bite them and drink their blood.

>>23361415
Menstrual blood isn't even mostly blood, it's liquified tissues with some blood and hormones mixed in.

>>23360269
good read thanks man

>>23361407
sing to her read to her interact
we should get a tv in the tower so she can watch sesame street

>>23361407
Get Lin, talk in English and Mandarin around Selene. Bilingual baby is best baby. And she'll start swearing like a crew member of Serenity with any luck.

>>23361463
This, she started mimicking language earlier and can recognize shapes/objects so it looks like we can start teaching her to speak. Don't expect her to start talking on day one, but squee whenever appropriate

>>23361517
>we should get a tv in the tower so she can watch sesame street

You do realize she's technically blind, don't you?

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>>23361517
>we should get a tv in the tower so she can watch sesame street
>watch

>>23361532
Isn't the plan for dad to teach her five or six languages as she grows up?

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>>23361560
Get her some enchanted hologlasses.

>pic related, the blind shall see

>>23361540
>>23361560
weren't we trying to fix that?

>>23360876
Oh, hey, yeah, I dunno. I just finished my last set of finals for the near future, so I'm going to have a lot more free time. I might do more things, but I lean towards more rape-type scenes and maybe a little psychosis, so it might be hard for me to get started on something more comedic in tone. I'm not very good at writing a punchline, literally or contextually. I am not of the caliber that I can pull off a "He hits her in the face with a pie" punchline, if you get my meaning.

>>23361564
Oh I forgot we have the centuries old mutilingual sex demon grandpa. Well, no reason not to get her started early, but that certainly works as a long term plan.
>>23361576
Can't we just use the golem plan that actually works and then get her some hologlasses anyway?

>>23361579
Yeah, but why bother with a TV before we get that down?

And even then, I don't think MAGIC CAVE IN BUMFUCK ROMANIA gets basic cable.

>>23361540
>>23361560
>implying that there isn't plenty to learn from it even without seeing the images
Blind people watch TV, assholes.

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>>23361606
We get cell phone service, maybe we can ask our Lotus seniors about it.

>>23361579
Yes, but some of these people want to enhance her echolocation instead of gloriously giving her and entirely new sense.

>>23361606
keyword:
>Magic

You giggle frankly girlishly. This is just so adorable. You play along and let her explore your face, opening your mouth to let her feet your teeth and tongue, closing them lightly on her fingers and making her giggle while pulling her hand back. She wiggles your nose around, feels your ears, and touches your eyelids, eyelashes, and eyebrows at great length. When you have something different from her - your round, fleshy ears, your eyebrows and eyes, your adult teeth - she touches the same place on her body - her leafy ears, her blank face above her cheeks, her gums and fangs.

She seems to have a fun time doing it rather than being confused as to why the two of you look different. Once she's done exploring you, you get down on the floor with her and let her toddle around. You try playing some games with her. She just seems confused by peekaboo, but loves getting tossed up and spun around by her mother. You eventually have the bright idea of getting out a bunch of objects - ladels, butter knives, pots, pans, spatulas, a wooden spoon, and so on - and letting her fool around with them for a while. She ends up having a great time hitting things with the wooden spoon. Each time she finds a new noise, she turns to you with a smile, then goes back to tapping.

It's absolutely adorable, and you spend the whole time talking, praising, and explaining things, though you're sure she has no idea what you're saying yet.

What do you do once she's done playing?

>>23361637
I'm honestly wondering how our cell phone is still working after several months. I guess we have a lightning elemental or something.

>>23361407
what is the closest place to the tower that we would frequently go to, would it be the library or the lotis sanctum or what?

>>23361688
That sorcery box is starting to tick me off, lets study so that we can fill it.

>>23361688
>She just seems confused by peekaboo
Well duh.

>>23361709
The main strip, where the library, class rooms, and dining hall are. The Lotus sanctum is WAY off the beaten path.

>>23361688
I'm gonna have to go lay down now.

I've just overdosed on adorable.

>>23361688

Sexual education. She's going to need this.

>>23361688
Do we have classes today? If not, it's time to head to the library and see if we can find some texts about the construction of seeing-eye golems.

>>23361712
seriously?
we better get some elemental punches out of this shit
lets study

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>>23361688
>my heart
>pic related

>>23361729
I really hope we don't end up fucking her.

Or if we do, it's careful, nurturing, and loving rather than passionate and dirty.

>>23361626
OK, "listen" to TV if you want to be pedantic about it.

Ben Underwood could play videogames and kick ass without being able to see.

>>23361688
Can we meditate on sorcery to go over what we've learned and better grasp the concepts?>>23361712

>>23361748
>I really hope we don't end up fucking her.
why do you exist?

>>23361688
>What do you do once she's done playing?
Conjure more toys for her. Just shaping piece of wood / iron / stone shouldn't be very difficult.

>>23361737
When she's old enough to actually understand it, yes. Which is what, a couple years that she hits the dryad equivalent of puberty?

>>23361748
We are going to fuck her, but we will do it with love.

...and if she loves it being passionate and dirty, we'll do that too.

>>23361784
month to year
so about a year

>>23361784
She'll be the human equivalent of about 14 in 12 months, I think.

>>23361688
Oh god, I don't know if I can take much more. It's just too damned adorable.

>>23361741
It's sunday I believe, so no. The golems sound like somethig to add to our list.
>>23361737
Not yet, she's not even a month old. She'll learn in time.
>>23361769
Lets work on sorcery, we can bring Selene with us if we study upstairs

>>23361771
>wanting to fuck our adorable daughter

Why do YOU exist?

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>>23361748
>dryad
>dirty
>plants
>growing in dirt

>>23361819
>not wanting to fuck a hot teenage dryad when shes old enough
what's wrong with you?

>>23361819
Well we're not fucking her now. We're fucking her when she's all grown up and desperate for Max's cock.

>>23361842
>>23361819
Guys, guys, please. We can have it both ways here.
For a while, she'll be an adorable little girl, and we'll play with her and generally swoon in cuteness.
Later, she'll be a hot, sexually active babe with a daddy complex, and THEN we get out dicking on.

>>23361819
We'll fuck her when she asks for cock and not before.

>>23361842
>>23361850
>not wanting to fuck a hot teenage dryad when shes old enough

Yeah I don't because that would be incest.

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>>23361688
we should alchemy up some tuning forks, I bet she would love to play with some of them

make sure we keep telling her what she is playing with

>>23361850
Liz is going to be such a party pooper when that time comes around.

>>23361880
People like you are what's wrong with Blatant Fetish Quest.

>>23361782
>>23361883
This and this.

>>23361880
>incest
here we go again

>>23361889
>Liz is going to be such a party pooper when that time comes around.

Good.

>>23361883
That's a brilliant idea.

>>23361889
liz dosnt haveto know

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>>23361880
One, no it wouldn't.
Two, that is not a negative feature.
Three, she's going to want the dick no matter what.

>>23361880
Perhaps you would be happier in another quest.

One without "Blatant Fetish" in the title.

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>>23361923

You know, I'm starting to think that the anti-incest/anti-fetish people are really just one or two guys relentlessly samefagging.

Not because I disagree with them, but because there have been over a dozen people in the IRC who have all been pro-incest/pro-fetish.

In fact, there hasn't been ANY argument in the IRC about incest for either Selene or Dimitry since we started it, we're all for it.

>>23361897
Back the Fuck up, we have a tough guy here.

>>23361979
Back the fuck up, we've got a guy who uses sarcasm as a defense mechanism because he can't come up with a real argument here.

>>23361961
I'm profucking everything that moves, but you should understand that the majority of people following quests don't come onto irc.

>>23361961
I'm anti incest and I can't be bothered to go in the IRC. Due to the anonymous nature of the board you cannot accurately say how good a representation of the quest population the IRC is. And you will never get a majority in the IRC. Just look at SWQ, the IRC was a hive of circlejerking villainy populated by a tiny proportion of the quests audience.

>>23361979
That doesn't even make any sense.

Just shut the fuck up, both of you.

>>23361961
We've raised some points about whether or not it would be in character or fit the plot, sure, but yeah.

This is Blatant Fetish Quest. Pretty much the only line we agreed to draw was no gore and no wetworks. Other than that, accept the fact that your squick is someone else's squee and wait your turn.

You decide to go study some more, but first, you decide to make some toys for Selene. You get some silverware, some wood, and put it all together to do some quick, simple transmutation. Selene clicks at you the entire time that you do this.

Roll Alchemy. You get a +1 for the wood and a +1 for the metal, so I'll consider the first four linked 1d100 rolls.

Rolled 97

>>23362036

Rolled 86

>>23362036
rolling

Rolled 65

>>23362036
Here's hoping we don't nat 1 some horrific silver and wood abomination that murders everyone.

Rolled 81

>>23362036
roll for squee

Rolled 98

>>23362036

Rolled 87

>>23362036

Rolled 83

>>23362036
What'll we come up with?

Rolled 12

>>23362036

>>23362047
>>23362054
>>23362061
Did we just create a goddamned work of art.

>>23362047
>>23362054
>>23362061

>we are an alchemical GOD.

cheers!

Rolled 15

>>23362036

Rolled 50

>>23362036

>>23362059
ya blew it

>>23362061
>>23362054
>>23362047

Three successes? Clearly the dicegods favor making Selene happy as fuck!

>>23362047
>>23362054
>>23362061
>>23362062
>>23362067
>>23362068
Wow, the dice gods smile upon these toys

>>23362068
>three successes
Something awesome

>>23362100
obliviously they are dice

>>23362103
Like tuning forks

>>23362031
Solution!
Max dies, take over Lin. No complaints about incubus dickings

>>23362047
>>23362054
>>23362061
You make a bunch of interestingly-shaped hollow blocks for her to explore with her echolocation, a few bells of various sizes and materials, and even a few tuning forks. You let her explore each of the blocks, clicking like crazy, as you ring each bell one by one and tap each fork producing clear, crystalline notes. Her blood-red little lips hang open in amazement as you do that, and once you're done, she takes them and starts clumsily tapping and ringing on her own.

You help pick up the toys, get Selene up in your arms, and head to the sitting room with her as she continues to tap a tuning fork whose sounds are inaudible to you on one of her blocks. She giggles, coos, and squees as she explores her new toys. You take a sit for a moment in one of the seats as she starts tapping away on the floor. Lin is meditating in another seat and Breakfast is taking a nap, using Gaviscon as a - you presume terrible - pillow. You're not sure where your dad and Liz are at the moment.

What do you do now?

>>23362031
>no wetworks
You mean there is going to be no covert operating? I'm out. You anti assassination monster.

>>23362152
If she's engrossed with her toys, we can do a bit more studying sat in the chair while she plays.

>>23362152

suggesting to workout, it feels like we've been neglecting it

especially martial arts.

>>23362185
yeah, a bit more studying

>>23362152
We should either study Sorcery or learn how we can create that colour seeing familiar for Selene

>>23362152
Go exploring. Find out what our rivals seem to be up to.

>>23362152
Meditate on everything we've learned so far about sorcery. Maybe we can piece it together in our heads now that we've had some mental refreshment.

>>23362152
I like sorcery studying.

>>23362196
We already had a workout today.