>>23029387
Sam

Tall, athletic, short/medium length black hair.
Caucasian

Boxing, running, and painting.

Rolled 34

>>23029387
>>name
John Smith.
>>appearance
Wiry and athletic, short, dark hair, tan skin, dark eyes.
>>nationality
American.
>>hobby
Martial arts. We didn't take well to the news, and have become something of a tomboy, joining a traditionally masculine hobby, continuing to wear masculine clothes, and keeping our old name the same. It's still obvious to anyone who looks that we're a girl, but that doesn't mean we've embraced it.

Also, I hope this is as hilarious as it sounds like it could be.

>>23029485

This, but a different name than John Smith.

Maxwell Power!

People call us Maxine to piss us off

>>23029485
This, except we're Irish.

>>23029476
>>23029485
>>23029559
>>23029598
Looks like consensus is to be a dark-haired athletic tomboy with talent in martial arts. No real consensus on a name yet. I'm not closing voting on things yet.

>>23029559
Maximillian Power is better. Maxwell is a terrible name.

>>23029559
>Max Power
Yeah, I'm okay with that.

>>23029485
I'm >>23029476 and we're close enough that I'm fine with this.

Though I'd prefer a different name, something like Sam Knight Flynn, so we have a middle name. We get annoyed when people call us Samantha.

>name
Samantha Knight Wood
>appearance
slim but athletic, toned, short, medium-length black hair
>nationality
British
>hobby
pretend, from tabletop to dress up

>>23029652

>max power

We really want everyone to make fun of us, don't we?

>>23029688
Maximillian Maxwell Powers.

>>23029848
Yes.

Miles "Tails" Prowler?

>>23029849
Remember, we're surely going to get a feminine version of whichever name we pick.

Is Maxine okay?

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You are Max Power - yes, you get the joke. No, you don't feel like laughing. Yes, you've heard it before.

You didn't take the news that you were really a woman well, even when the changes started to make it hard to ignore. You took up running, martial arts, hobbies that, in retrospect, you know you took just because you wanted to feel masculine - and you may have neglected school a little in the process. You're not tall, with a wiry but feminine build. Your hair is dark and close-cropped to your head, your skin is tan, and you have dark brown eyes. You would look pretty, probably, if that was something you wanted to attempt - you don't.

Right now, you're on the way to the airport. You're American, so getting to the Scholomance means taking a plane - after all, how else are you going to get to Romania? Your mother is driving you there in her beat-up old station wagon. She hasn't said anything, but you know that she's worried about you. You two have been trying to get back in contact with your dad for the past three years, but have had no luck - that makes her sad and worried, and you mad at the bastard. Your duffle bag and suit case are in the back, and your laptop bag is up front with you.

Do you do anything or say anything on the ride to the airport?

>when you do things requiring a roll, I'll consider a number of rolls equal to your score in the given stat

A new quest is born

>>23029849
>>23029918

Maximilian Wilhelm Powers.

That way people can really reach for Wilhelmina.

>>23029938
Wilma.
FTFY

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I got 99 fetishes, but a dick ain't one.

>>23029918
No. We're gonna zap whatever motherfucker wants to call us anything but max.

>>23029920
Wait, "our dad"... as in the incubus ? Or the guy mom was with during our childhood ?

>>23029920
We can try to reassure our mother that we'll be fine. After all, she'll probably be terribly lonely and worried without us around.

>>23029975

That's not reaching as far though!

>>23029920

Seek masculine validity in our mom, ask her if she's proud of us and our muscles.

>>23030000
You were raised by a single mother. You two have been trying to contact your father, the incubus, and have had no luck. You resent him for not being around and abandoning your mother, while she just seems... sad.

Rolled 54

>>23030028
How old is our mom ?

Ask her when she thinks she'll be able to follow us to romania.

>>23030063
She's 36. You were born when she was 20.

>>23029920
Make sure to hug our mother goodbye once we're at the airport. Spend our time reassuring our mother that we'll be fine on the ride there, let her know we can take care of ourself. Make sure to pick something up to eat before we get in the plane as it's going to be a long ride.

If we get to suggest what martial arts we practice I put my vote in for Bajiquan and Piguaquan as they work really fucking well together and are both somewhat hard styles.

>>23030000
We won't zap them, we'll elbow them in the face, we're going to be Muscle Wizard Futa Musclegirl.

>>23030000
yeah, we'll be an extremely masculine. lesbian.

>>23030088
muscle futa wizard? Yes.

>>23030028
>Parental abandonment issues

Thanks a lot Dad

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>>23030119
Did I hear Futa Muscles Wizard?

>>23029920

"So... Anything I should know about this place? Like will it be worth the damn 12 hour plus flight?"

Also adjust your American cap/Bandana

Muscle Wizard Futa Quest? Count me in!

Rolled 86

>>23030119
Isn't that the only kind of wizards ?

>>23030079
I bet we have an incest fetish.

>>23029793
oh my god.
I'm called sam. I have medium-long black hair. I am slim (but not athletic). I like pretend games. (But also writing, etc.)

>>23030165
You can tell we're going to be a slut, can't you?

Rolled 49

>>23030168
Although presently in decline, Romania has the largest population of brown bears in Europe (over 5,000 individuals).[118]

>>23030220
Oh my~

Do you ever trap it up?

>>23030234
so at some point we're gonna go wrestle a bear on a bet?

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"I'm going to be fine, mom. Trust me," you say. You reach over and give her shoulder a squeeze. She looks over at you and smiles, but you can see worry in her eyes.

"I know you will be," she says. "I'm proud of you, Max. Really, I am. I'm sure you'll do great at the Scholomance. I can't help but worry, though - you going off to boarding school, and on the other side of the world at that."

"I'll call you whenever I can, mom. And I'll be back for breaks and holidays."

"I know, I know..."

You chat about this and that for the rest of the ride up - nothing in particular, just something to keep there from being an awkward silence. When you arrive, you load up on your bags and head inside with your mother. You give her a long hug at the security gate, and she waves to you after you go through it. You grab a snack before you get on the plane, then hunker down for a long trip.

You have your laptop, loaded up with a few games, music, and movies. You have a bottle of sleeping pills. You have a cheap airport novel you got in case you get bored enough to read it. You also have your textbook for school, An Introduction to Magical Theory, to read in case you decide to study on the long flight.

How do you spend your time?

>>23030220
>I'm called sam. I have medium-long black hair. I am slim. I like pretend games.
Like thousands of other people.

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>>23030180
My phone is dying, so, keep this quest up.and going until I get to my desk.

>>23029920
"This is the best magic school in the world. You don't have to worry about me, Mom. I might even learn how to overcome my.. condition. I'll be okay. I'm more worried about you."

>>23030168
"This sucks - I have to go to the ass-end of Europe to learn magic?"

"Were all the US Magi schools full or something?"

>>23030280
We will totally beat that bear up and make it into our friend. Then we shall ride it around the school.

>>23030288
We may as well get started on that book, nothing better to do. I think it'd be considered rude to practice Martial Arts in the plane walkway.

>>23030316
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scholomance
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Scholomance
Educate yourself.

>>23030288
Fuck it, let's read the first few chapters in that textbook, then switch over to music and movies when we inevitably get bored.

>>23030288
Go to the bathroom, first. Don't leave your shit, but at least stop at the bathroom before boarding the flight.

Maybe take a chance to examine yourself in the mirror. See if anything has changed. I imagined you've been keeping a close eye on yourself over these past few years, dreading any sudden changes in your apperance.

>>23030288
Read Intro to Magical Theory - see if there's anything about transformation/genderswap spells in it.

Read until tired, then sleep.

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/tg/ you have reached a new low.

please continue

>>23030288
12 hours ? A lot of those will be spent sleeping (don't take pills though, we're a heavy sleeper when we need to be). The rest will be spent studying and chatting up our pretty seat neighbor.
Hopefully we'll get fast results, otherwise we'll have to masturbate. We're the teenage son of an incubus, we can't spend twelve hours without an orgasm.

>>23030288
Start listening to some Music while waiting. After some time you decide to take a look in the book, an introduction to magical theory.

>>23030356
you obviously wasn't here for the week we spent making Car Lesbians

Rolled 43

>>23030374
Ah yes, rolling for this.

>>23030288
Fuggit, let's play us some computer games.

>>23030356
There's nothing wrong with this as long as the topics aren't handled in a retarded way.

As long as the quest is up front with it's content and certain adult encounters are handled maturely and not "hur dur u rape all da grrls SWAG", then I think we'll be fine, even by /tg/ standards.

Think 'the Witcher' standards. Some nudity and the idea of having sex aren't inherently vile and repulsive.

>>23030356
Fantasy Quest is still worse than this.

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You listen to music while reading the textbook in your bag. It's a tough read, and you don't get more than a couple of chapters in before giving up for now, but you do learn a few things.

First, there are four types of magic: Sorcery, Alchemy, Enchantment, and Conjuration. Sorcery has to do with manipulating energy like fire, kinetic energy, and electromagnetism. Alchemy is the alteration and enchantment of matter - changing matter, making magic items, and so forth. Enchantment is anything to do with the mind, like telepathy, mind control, and so on - you have a bit of natural talent in that due to your heritage. Finally, there's conjuration, which manipulates space and spacetime, allowing for summoning, teleportation, and so forth.

Second, using magic drains your ability to use that type of magic for some time. Third, you can use expendable or rechargeable foci to mitigate drain. You don't really learn HOW do to that - you only got a couple of chapters in - but you learned that you can do it, at least. The attached sheet shows what something looks like while drained - the same things happens to your main stats when you take physical, mental, or emotional damage.

You look around, still listening to music. You're only a few hours into your flight. Do you go to sleep or do something else?

>>23030451
My primary goals are to ride a giant fucking bear who we make even bigger and to become a hardcore muscle wizard who focuses on spells that ramp up our physical qualities. So when some annoying wizard kid threatens us with his wand we close the distance within 1 second and before he can react he's been elbowed in the gut, one of his feet has been stomped into the pavement, and his nose has been broken. Then our bear walks on him, we jump on its back and ride off.

Getting girls is a secondary priority. But we'll probably get all the bitches because we ride around on a fucking bear.

>>23030494
look around for cute guys/gals to chat to.

>>23030494
We need to join the mile high club.

We must muscle-woo one of the women. A young stewardess if we're feeling kinky.

>>23030494
go to sleep, we'll get up to shenanigans when we get to the school

>>23030494
Who are we sitting next to? Are they cute? Do they look interesting? If the answer to either of those two is yes then strike up a conversation with them.

>>23030494
>>23030543
If the semester is starting up and this is one of the only flights in the area headed to Schoolomance, then there's a good chance that some of the other passengers might be students as well.

Look for people your age, see if they are attending, strike up small talk.

"So... How about that magic shit?"

>>23030494
Let's see if our seatmates are anyone we might want to strike up conversation with.

Rolled 42

>>23030494
Is there pretty people around ?

Try to be enchanting.

>>23030582
Let's not start throwing magic around without any idea how to use it properly.

Besides we don't need magic for any of that. We're a walking pile of delicious musclegirl, we've probably got the best abs on the plane.

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I'm visiting /tg/ for the first time. What is going on.

>>23030642
This is a quest.
essentially, one poster tells a story guided by the decisions and suggestions of other posters.

Sometimes dice rolls are involved and sometimes, it's just the guy running things taking the ideas he likes best.

>>23030642
the newest quest thread.

Rolled 12

>>23030602
No, I meant let's be charming.

>>23030642
Idle banter and pretend games.

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You look around the plane. You think it would be pretty cool to join the mile-high club - this is the first time you've even been on a plane. You're sitting next to a middle-aged business man going gray in the temples - he looks wealthy and 'distinguished.' The stewardess who comes by occasionally is pretty, looks to be in her late 20's, and has brown hair. There's also a skinny girl who looks to be about your age a few rows back from you reading the same cheap-ass airport novel that you bought. None of them seem particularly interested in you, nor particularly disinterested in you.

Who do you approach, how, and why?

>>23030642
DnD.

Dickgirls n Demons.

>>23030690
Aren't we kind of stuck in our seat? Otherwise I'd say talk to the girl our age.

>>23030690
Approach stewardess, charm her pants off, then convince her to slip something into skinny gals drink because why choose when you can have both?

>>23030690
Call the stuardess over, ask her how long the flights going to be, what her name is, etc.

>>23030690
Stewardesses probably get way too many people hitting on them in planes, and the older man is old. So let's go talk to the skinny girl, get her name, have her feel our muscles.

>>23030705
How about no?

>>23030733
Sounds like a plan to me. If she wants to join the Mile High club, great. If not, maybe we'll still make a friend who'll be in the area while we're at the Scholarium.

> Incubus
yes!
> dickgirl
nooooooo

Skinny girl, joke about the novel and make tourist smalltalk.

>>23030851
this

>>23030733
This.
Offer to exchange notes on this litterary masterpiece.

And after she felt our muscles, offer her to feel our penis.

>>23030842
It's called Blatant Fetish Quest. It's right there in the fucking title. The Author's Tripcode is FemCOCK. What did you expect?

>>23030690
>skinny girl who looks to be about your age a few rows back from you reading the same cheap-ass airport novel that you bought

I sense a subplot.

You head down the aisle with your copy of the novel and take the seat next to the girl your age. It's currently vacant. "Hey, is that book any good?" you ask to break the ice. "I picked it up in case I needed something to read on the flight, but I'm not even sure I want to. Are you liking it?"

"Oh, it's not bad. It passes the time, anyway," she responds.

You get to chatting. She says she's getting off in Paris, where you'll be having a layover of a couple hours. She's some kind of foreign exchange student - really smart. You both chat about your respective hobbies - she finds the fact that you do martial arts really impressive, and gives a little 'ooh' when you let her feel your muscles - they aren't big, but they're very well-defined and rock-hard.

Finally, you move the topic around to how long the flight is. How you wish you had something more to do on the flight. You start getting a little touchy, putting a hand on her arm and leaving it there, making eye contact, complimenting her hair.

Roll for Soul to see whether or not she's into it. I'll be checking the first three d100 rolls.

>>23030690
Eyeball the guy next to you for a moment.. If he's on this flight, it means he's going to Romania. Other than tourism, there's only a few other reasons he might be going there. The chances of him being on of your teachers is high.

Politely ask where he's headed. Business? Vacation? Visiting Family? Nothing odd about small talk.

If it turns out he's a teacher, ask what he teaches and causally segue into questioning if he might be one of your instructors.

Rolled 36, 34, 21 = 91

>>23030922
Make sure to ask why she's going to Romania, she might be going to the same school as us.

>>23030948
Ignore that, just take the first one, I put a 3 in instead of a 1. Wasn't thinking.

Rolled 27

>>23030948
>taking all three of the rolls for yourself
>all three of those rolls are shitty
Well, fuck you too, chum.
>>23030959
Oh. Fair mistake, then. Here's mine.

Rolled 33

>>23030922
Wait, but doesn't she expect us not to have a penis ? If she's into normal girls, she might not appreciate the surprise, and if she like penises, she won't give us a chance before she learns more about us...

Rolled 43

>>23030922
All righty, let's see what we've wrought.

Rolled 36

>>23030948
She's getting off in Paris, not Romania. Let's see if we can get off even earlier.

>>23030690
Hit on the businessman, he clearly looks like he wants random sex.

>>23030968
Yeah, not that it matters, /tg/ dice do not seem to want us to join the mile high club.

Rolled 35

rolling

>>23030948
She's getting off in Paris, not Romania.

Rolled 84

>>23030946
>Other than tourism, there's only a few other reasons he might be going there. The chances of him being on of your teachers is high.
No. Among all the people going to romania from the US at any time, wizards should be an insignificant minority.

>>23030690
flirt agressively with the stewardess. Tell her she has a nice body, dont be subtle

Rolled 14

Not a single roll about 43, /tg/ dice are not kind today.

>>23030733
oh yes, lets show off our muscle

>>23030987
I don't want to have sex with old men

>>23030995
>>23030979
>>23030977
>>23030976
>>23030968
>>23030948
Wow.

>>23030994
>>23030994
Maybe she'll lend is a pretty dress instead!

>>23030948
>>23030968
>>23030976
Things start getting awkward when you actually start hitting on her - and she notices. After a few heart-pounding minutes of light touches and off-handed compliments, she stops you. "Look, you're nice and all, but I'm not really into girls. I get what you're trying to do, but if that's all that you're interested in, maybe you should go try talking to someone else," she says. She looks at you apologetically as she says it.

What do you do or say to that?

>>23031068
switch over to stewardess. we lost her

"But I'm not a girl..."

Rolled 51

>>23031101
rolling for stewardess

>>23031068
"Well I was also looking for something to do because I'm stuck on this plane for a while.

Don't worry about it, I'm used to my dating pool being small. I'm into girls, they have to be into girls, and then I have to show them a rather relevant 'medical' condition I have which turns some of them off."

Rolled 28

>>23031115
WHATS WRONG WITH OUR DICES

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>>23031068
Oh, and here's your current sheet. You took a point of strain to your Soul stat due to embarrassment and rejection.

>>23031068
"It's not all I'm interested in, but I figured it was worth a shot."

Shrug and go back to talking about books.

>>23031068
Ouch.

Excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Resist the urge to cry.

>>23031131
show your muscles to the stewardess

Be strong, don't give up!

"Not really into girls? Well you see..."

>>23031068
Go back to our seat and cry.

So, that looks like two votes for dropping it and continuing to talk, two for explaining that you have a dick, two for leaving and feeling shitty, and three for switching to the stewardess. Is that right?

Rolled 69

>>23031068
Casually re-position yourself in your seat. Spread your legs a bit, emphasize your bulge.

"I'm not a girl."

Rolled 86

Rolling for stewardess. inb4fail

Explain we're not a girl. look sad because this always happens. Gain sympathy. Get it on during pity sex.

>>23031131
Better stop doing all this awkward hitting if it actually means something to us.

Just a thought. If thinking "There's more then enough fish in the sea" doesn't heal our soul then I don't think we're cut out for hitting on people if our mind can't handle rejection without it affecting our soul.

But yeah. Just a thought.

>>23031260
>>23031175
NO! No crying, we are strong! We are manly, we keep on trying, we talk to the girl, even if someone won't sleep with you doesn't mean they won't be your friend. We won't be a wussy little girl and cry over a spot of rejection.

Also, how big is our cock?

>>23031272
I say talk to her a bit more, then explain that we're not exactly a girl.

Rolled 65

>>23031196
>>23031127
This. Explain that if she's not really into girls, we're not not really a girl either.

>>23030948
>>23030968
>>23030976
>>23030977
>>23030979

Looks like we can't escape our destiny as a sub.

Be careful when we get to Scholomance, it probably won't be long until we run into a fiery red-head who magically steals our muscles and cock before immediately giving them back... Descartes style.

>>23031298
>Also, how big is our cock?
Bigger than average, but not hentai-big.

>>23031286
yep, stewardess it is

>>23031313

>>23031286
here, I tried to hit on the stewardess ><

Rolled 1

>>23031068
"it's okay, I understand... but listen, I've got some kind of big secret... not a huge one, mind you, but that can be hard to deal with in these situations..."

Get an erection.

>>23031370
STOP ROLLING.

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"Well, if it matters," you say. "I'm not exactly a girl."

You shift in your seat a big, spreading your legs and angling your hips so that your pants are a little tighter in the front. Someone casually observing probably would just assume the bulge is due to your pants. It's not.

She looks down at what you're doing, then back up at you. Her eyes widen a little.

Roll soul again. The green mark denotes a temporary bonus, like from a focus or a circumstance bonus like this. It gets used up once used. Because of the bonus, I'll still take the first three rolls.

>>23031370

C-C-C-CRITCAL FAILURE

Rolled 50

>>23031418

Well trying the luck then

Rolled 79

>>23031418
Rolling. May we fare better this time.

Rolled 67

>>23031418
Wink at her, "Don't worry. I get this all the time."

>>23031430
We got this.

>>23031430
Since I didn't mention before, 70 is the threshold for success. A 1 in the considered rolls is an automatic failure, but is canceled by a 100, which is a critical success.

Rolled 8

>>23031418

>>23031471
Those are some very steep odds..

Rolled 7

>>23031488
IGNORE ME

>>23031488
You had to ruin it you faggot.

>>23031497
GODDAMIT TAKE THE DICE OFF

>>23031489
It means that on a pool of 3, which is 'average,' you'll get an average of almost one success.

>>23031501
Chill, mate, he's not in the three. Our 79 still succeeds.

>>23031322
Seeing that the average cock size in the US is about 5.5 inches, we'd be like a 6-6.5.

Rolled 11

>>23031509
IM TRYING

Rolled 82

>>23031568
MY GOD AM I CURSED?

>>23031549
Come on, mine is bigger than that. He probably meant better than an average futa cock, which is like 10 inches at least. (which is not hentai-big)

>>23031549
How do you even measure cock size?

>>23031549
That's average in france. We should be above average everywhere...

>>23031585
With a ruler, from base to tip, while erect.

>>23031579
Then again, we are only 16 years old. Incubi blood or not, we probably aren't even done growing.

>>23031602
From the top or from the bottom?

>>23031577
Yes. That most common and terrible of curses that can only be cured in death.

>>23031549
I was thinking big, but not comically huge. I was thinking 8-9 inches erect, might have a bit of growth left in us.

Rolled 3 + 6

>>23031579
10 inches is too long for most vaginas.
Rolling for length.

>>23031471
I'm a bit confused here, when rolling say 3 dice for it to be a success we need a 70+ on the 3 dices or just on one? or is it the average of the 3?

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She looks back down at your bulge, then back up at you again and blushes. "Listen, I... I'm not saying yes, or anything. But can I see it? Like, in the bathroom, or whatever."

"Sure," you tell her, smiling. "Since you're in the aisle seat, why don't you head there? Leave the door unlocked and I'll head down in a minute or two."

"Uh, okay," she says, with a quaver in her voice. She seems nervous, but stands up and walks - a little too fast - to the bathroom, and closes the door behind her. You follow after a few minutes, and get into the cramped bathroom with her. "So, uh, let's see it," she says once the door is closed and locked. Her voice is still shaky.

"Okay, here it is," you say, unbuttoning and pulling down your pants, revealing your 20-centimeter (I really didn't feel like spelling it out for you guys, but damn it, stop speculating) cock. She looks down at it, surprised, then lets out a long breath.

"And it's... It's real?" she asks. She's covering her mouth with a hand and blushing.

"It sure is. You can touch it if you want."

She blushes and does just that, running her hand over it, then giving it a squeeze. "So, you're, like, a crossdresser or something? Or a transexual?"

"Not... exactly," you say. You gesture to your modest bust. "There are real too. I'm just weird, I guess." She reaches up with her other hand and touches your chest - that feels good too, much to your chagrin.

How do you move this situation forward?

Your strain is gone.

>>23031720
He takes the best of X.

>>23031720
You only need it to be a success on one die. Otherwise a higher score would be a bad thing.

>>23031631
Even seven is probably too long for most vaginas. But then again, there are no futa IRL either.

Rolled 54

>>23031726
ask her what shes into

>>23031726
"Mmm, yes!"

Just enjoy it, if we're into it she'll continue.

>>23031726
>20-centimeter
So, a bit under eight inches. Anyway, just fucking kiss the girl.

>>23031738
oh okay
>>23031726
"sooo...do you like what you see?"
I have no idea what to say here

>>23031726
Give her some affirmation, ask her if she likes it, tell her that her touching it feels feels good, give her a kiss, let her take it at her own pace, don't scare the girl. Once she's a bit more comfortable start playing gently with her breasts, and eventually moving down and slowly putting our hand down her pants.

>>23031753
There are, actually. They're called "hermaphrodites," and they're both rare and sterile.

>>23031767
Agreed.
Wrap an arm, strongly, around her, and kiss her. Press your body against hers and let your cock rub her between her legs.

>>23031598
>>23031585
>>23031579
I thought we were going real would national averages.

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>>23031726
I have the weirdest boner right now.

(pic slightly related)

>>23031810
And tend to have tiny, deformed genitals and chubby, androgynous, unattractive bodies.

>>23031810
Those are not futa. A futa has a fully functional cock and vagina. A hermaphrodite is defined as an individual with both male and female reproductive organs, and by this definition, there are no recorded real-life cases in humans. You can find people with micropenis and a short vagina and half-formed genitals at most.

>>23031726
>damn it, stop speculating
Can't we discuss penises here ?

By the way, do we have functionning balls ? What about a vagina ? I hope we don't have one.

>She reaches up with her other hand and touches your chest
That feels... nice. Can you do that again ? * open our shirt*

>>23031820
OH GOD MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT AROUND THE GLOBE AND HAVE JUST ENTERED THE 40-MILE HIGH CLUB.
THEY ARE CLASSY LIKE THAT.

>>23031815
That's going too fast, she just said she wasn't saying yes.
Begin by asking her to stroke it.

>>23031891
I figure from the OP that we are visually male down there.

>>23031932
Alright, I take back my previous statement, then.

"Mmm, that feels good," you tell her. She looks surprised and nervous, but doesn't stop. You lean in and give her a kiss - she doesn't reciprocate at first, but then opens her mouth and kisses back. You're in.

Soon, you two are kissing frantically as you rub each other's bodies - it gets less frantic but doesn't stop when one of you accidentally elbows the bathroom door. Her pants are down, both of your shirts are open or off, your bras are on the floor, but the two of you haven't gone past making out and lots of touching.

What do you go for next?

>>23031891
Your genitals are 100% male - or you have an extremely female cock and a wonderfully female pair of testicles, depending on how you want to look at it.

>>23031985
Make sure the elbowing didn't unlock the door, that'd be awkward.

Give her some more kissing, play with her breasts, then get her to give us a blowjob. We'll return the favor in a bit.

>>23031985
Lick her breasts and then go down on her.

>>23031985
>an extremely female cock and a wonderfully female pair of testicles
I see absolutely no problem with this sentence or with imagining it. The internet did this to me.

Anyway, let's try to not get her pregnant. I ask for a blowjob. Nicely, but assertively.

>I really didn't feel like spelling it out for you guys, but damn it, stop speculating
20cm can be our estimate, but we haven't measured it.

>>23031810
Having some traits of both sexes is called intersex. There's no human hermaphrodites, only intersexed people.

Pull back a little, give her a wink, and check to make sure the bathroom is locked.

Then, kiss more, and move a hand down to rub her vagina.

>>23031985
Use our fingers first, rub then penetrate, then do the "come closer" movement, while kissing her neck and breasts.
If she's wet enough after a few moments, give her the dick, if not, start kissing lower and lower and solve that problem.

>>23032013
This, it'd be awkward if the door suddenly opened.

>>23031726
>>23031753
Mild case of AIS.

>>23032038
Ew, gay! She can suck us off. This encounter is our one chance to be alpha and not become a little sub girl.

>>23032091
A real alpha would treat his women right. So we give a little by licking her breasts and neck, and fingering her a little, and then she sucks us off and fucks us. Easy.

>>23032116
but we're a horny testosterone-filled young vixen

gotta stay in character, man

>>23032091
We've got a penis and not vulva, so licking a vulva is not gay.

>>23032132
The character is what we play of it. And we're going to get off on her getting off.

>>23032132
Well then, in that case, we finger her until she's sufficiently wet, and then fuck her.

>>23032166
She gives us a blowjob while we finger her, then we fuck her, we can use our abilities as a musclefuta to pick her up and fuck her while she doesn't even touch the ground.

>>23032162
Then you know what must be done.

69, her on top

>>23032186
I don't think you understand the space constraints of an airline lavatory

>>23032185
Okay, this is perfect.

>>23032186
>69
>In an airplane bathroom.

Suuuuuuure...

You touch her while she strokes you, leaving her wet and panting, stifling a moan to not advertise what's going on the bathroom. You check the door - yup, locked. "Suck on it," you say, looking her in the eyes. Your tone makes it a request, not a command, but she does, carefully getting to her knees - this bathroom is fucking cramped - and starting to suck.

She's not that good, you think - you don't have much experience yourself, all things considered, so you can't be sure. Still, it feels good, and with the amount of teasing she's been giving you, you cum soon. She tries to swallow, but audibly gags, pulling her head away and getting a faceful. "Ew..." she says, then coughs a few times.

You help her up, the lift her up - she's weak, and you're quite strong for your size - so that she's against the wall and your face is in her crotch. Then you return the favor, which ends in a barely-stifled scream and her crushing your face into her groin with her legs when she cums. When she's done, you lower her down, bend her over a bit, and start lining yourself up to penetrate her - something easier said than done in the tiny cramped closet that is this bathroom.

"W-wait!" she whispers urgently, when she realizes what's about to happen. "I'm not on birth control! Do you have a condom?"

You don't.

What do you do?

>>23032116
Oh sure, we want her to be into it too. We can hold hands and play the gentleman, opening the door for her when we've finished and the like.

>>23032153
She thought it was five minutes ago. Besides, do you imagine our penis is boyish, or a cute little girl penis hidden in panties?

>>23032229
Damnit!

Don't continue.

>>23032185
Then we put it in her butt.

>>23032217
>>23032202
All right. 69, her legs pointing up as you hold them.

>>23032229
Tell her that I want children.

That I want to start a family with her, and live by a river in the forest.
That I want to care for her for the rest of our lives.

"Get a morning after pill when you land. You're going to be in France; they'll hardly be hard to get a hold of."

>>23032238
We probably wear boxers, we think of ourself as kinda masculine, and panties would be cramped.

>>23032229
This may be a lie, who knows. "I can't get you pregnant, don't worry about it."

Rolled 13

>>23032238

Just pull out when needed

>>23032229
Tell her we are sterile

>>23032229
You can't get pregnant if it's in the butt.

>>23032229
Lie

"My condition, you know, the girl with penis thing, makes me infertile. No worries"

Horny, testosterone filled young human men have a hard time controlling this urge. Think about how hard it would be for one with incubi blood?

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>>23032229
Finish in her butt.

>>23032229
We do have alkaseltzer (however the fuck you spell it) on us, right?
Flash the quite condom-looking package quickly while tearing it open and fumble vaguely with our dick out of sight before proceeding with vigor.

>>23032229
Use her juice to lubricate her ass, a few fingers and our dick, then put it there. Go progressively and make sure she stays excited with the other hand.

>>23032291
We don't have lube and we're pretty big. Vaginal is the way to go.

>>23032229
"Dammit, I don't," I whisper while breathing heavily, "But we don't have to use -that- hole, do we?"

>>23032307
Thats why you start in the vagina and finish in her ass.

Explain our dilemma, ask her for help.

>>23032296
>>23032282
>>23032274


Do this. Do this. Do this.

"There's no sodomy laws in the sky."

Afterwards make her give us a handjob in the plane where the stewardess can see

>>23032307
But she's concerned about it in the vag. A good partner needs to be sensitive to that sort of thing, ESPECIALLY when we're surrounded by fellow travelers. No need to risk making this a scene.

Can we use magic? Create a forcefield around my dick.

>>23032277
whatcouldgowrong.jpg

She can still get pregnant even if you do pull out in time.

>>23032331
This.

>>23032359
Also this. But NOT the forcefield. Better. We have a natural predisposition for enchantment, right? Let's try to make her not care about a condom.

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>>23032376
>>23032331
>>23032307
>>23032296
>>23032282
>>23032274

I feel bad just reading this thread

also, incubus blood probably means we are extremely "potent"

>>23032376
Bad idea to use magic in a place we can't escape from.

>>23032402
Because it's sexy.

>>23032402
Because /tg/ is a dick sometimes.

>>23032402
>BLATANT FETISH QUEST

>>23032410
>also, incubus blood probably means we are extremely "potent"
This. Also, would our children be futa?

She's hot and bothered and we have incubus blood.
Convincing her to not care/not overthink our claim to be sterile shouldn't be an issue.
Who knows, we may actually -be- sterile. We haven't taken any classes on Magical Biology.

>>23032376
Or we could enchant her ass to produce its own lubricant. Just like an elf's ass!

>>23032437
Oh shit I forgot. /tg/ has a gigantic pregnancy fetish.

>>23032445
Or we could TURN her ass into a vagina not connected to her uterus. Win-win!

>>23032402
Because no matter how much /tg/ crows about hating it, half of us actually are "that guy".

>>23032460
Well, I do at least.

>>23032460
Well that shouldn't matter. She's going to Paris, and we don't even know each other's names. If she does end up preggers, we'll never know about it.

>>23032463
I'm "That Guy" on /tg/, so I won't be "That Guy" in my IRL rp group.

>>23032480
Her parents will start legal action against us, they will request the list of passengers of the flight and we're fucked.

>>23032480
>Think this for a moment
>Realize that it's exactly what our Father would have thought about our Mom
>Instant Flaccid Penis Syndrome

>>23032500
Why did you do this to me, anon? I was having such fun.

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>>23032500
Too close anon

>>23032480
I can't shake the idea that we'll somehow meet her again though, and if she got pregnant, things won't be pretty.

>>23032480
inb4 there's a European Arrest Warrant out for us in Romania for failing to pay child support to her in whichever European country she ends up in when she gives birth

Consequences be damned! We're succumbing to our baser instincts!

>>23032531
Well, we can succum in her ass.

>be a sex demon
>lie about virility

Damnit, no, don't do that.

Just cum on/in her butt.

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>>23032545

>>23032516
We'll end up teaching at the school and later there'll be a student with a similar backstory to us that we'll take a shine to, only to discover her mother got pregnant on a flight to France.

>>23032567
And then we fuck him.

How about let's just pull out the condom that we had hidden in our pants all along?

>>23032480
>>23032494
>>23032519
She's french. She can probably have an abortion for free.

Let's do her butt. Abortions are a pain.

>>23032567
And then we find out that on his way over from France, he fucked a girl he didn't know the name of in a fit of passion and passion-filled stupidity.

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>>23032596
>Abortions are a pain.
And I have no fetish for them, so it's pointless to knock her up.

man for /tg/ complaining about quests all the time there sure a lot of people here

We should have just seduced the old guy. Unless we can get guys pregnant, because that is not my fetish

>>23032653
>implying we wouldn't have gotten him asspregnant in his boypussy
THUS IS BORN KROGMAR, SON OF MAN

>>23032653
>We should have just seduced the old guy.
grody

Come on, just do it in her butt already. Keeps her from making a fuss, won't even risk getting her pregnant, and still gets us our jollies. Best of all possible scenarios.

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Futa-on-girl in a plane bathroom is not enough of a fetish for you guys?

>>23032681
seconding

>>23032685
No. We need futa-on-girl anal in a plane bathroom

Okay, just got back to my computer and reading the tidal wave of responses. I noted some of you realized that knocking her up in a one-night stand would be very much like your much-hated father. Is the consensus to try to get her to go for anal or to convince her that you're sterile?

Solution: Tell her you can get her pregnant if you cum in her butt. Then enchant her so that she doesn't mind getting pregnant. Fuck her ass while she whispers about impregnating her. Win-win.

>>23032691
Thirding for the sake of some gaddamned progress.

>>23032653
If we'd failed with the girl and gone crying back to our seat, I was going to suggest we cuddle up to the businessman for comfort.

>>23032699
Futa-on-girl vaginal impregnation in a plane bathroom

>>23032720
anal please

>>23032723
>>23032733

Ditto

>>23032720
None of the above; morning after pill!

>>23032720
Do it in her butt. Painfully, but gently.

>>23032685
Every time I see that picture I have to look up what /g/ is.

>>23032720
Go for anal or get frustrated and angry.
We don't want to be our father.

>>23032685
I don't get what's exciting about plane bathrooms.Is it the crampedness of the bathroom, the effect of height on the psyche, the idea that it's just something completely different than normal?

>>23032699
We're about to shove it in her "cock-pit"

>>23032745
Yes! Morning after pill! Tell her how easy it should be to get them in France.

>>23032745
Butt failing that, tell her we're sterile and vaginal.

>>23032720
ask her if she mind anal, use enchantment to make her enjoy it more easily

>>23032758
the risk of getting caught outright, combined with the fact that at least one person noticed 2 people are in that bathroom

Tell her we're sterile, and vaginal

>>23032720
couldn't we use a candy bar wrapper as a makeshift condom?

Convince her that it is impossible for us to get her pregnant, and go for vaginal.

>>23032785
ow

the pain

>>23032720
Anal.

>>23032807
have you ever done this before?

Okay, there seems to be no real consensus. Everybody roll for which option they want.

>>23032785
Dammit, Virgil!

>>23032720
Convince her that we are sterile, and fuck here vaginally, cumming inside.

Rolled 11

>>23032819
Anal.

Rolled 79

>>23032819
Anal.

Rolled 8

>>23032819
Tell her we're sterile and that if she's worried she can get a morning after pill in Paris. Then fuck her in her pussy.

>>23032315
This.

Rolled 57

>>23032819
anal
>>23032820
I'm sorry what?

Rolled 33

>>23032819
Vaginal, but finish in her ass.

Also enchant her butt to lubricate itself.

Rolled 4

>>23032819
Vaginal!

Rolled 77

>>23032819
Anal

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>>23032835
Go watch Archer. Now.

Rolled 39

Vag

Rolled 88

>>23032819
In her vagina

Rolled 41

>>23032837
We forgot we could always pull out

Rolled 76

>>23032819
Convince her that we are extremely virile and that she wants our child so much that she can barely breath for the wanting.
Then leave the bathroom and go for the stewardess.

>>23032837
Enchantment is mind magic, not something that can make an asshole magically self-lubricate.

>>23032720
I vote for >>23032302
I don't want to make her pregnant if she's gonna abort.

Rolled 48

>>23032819
Love her tenderly in her vagina and cum inside

>>23032859
Thats illusion magic, not enchantments.

But okay, I get you.

>>23032849
Ohhh yeah now I remember

Rolled 55

>>23032863
Forgot roll.

Rolled 51

>>23032819
Tell her about the morning after pill, and go for the vagina