"Yeah. Looks like we're gonna be classmates. Which is great, because I've grown to like you. If you know what I mean."

>>23034410
Yer a witch, Lizzy.

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>max power

>>23034455
Seconded.

"What's your story?"

"Nope, the penis thing is all pure coincidence. But now you've given away the existence of magic..."

Then a cheeky grin and a nod.

>>23034410
"No, you're spot-on, I am."

>>23034462
From the first thread:

>You are Max Power - yes, you get the joke. No, you don't feel like laughing. Yes, you've heard it before.

Here's the archive, by the way. Make sure you vote it up, you sexy fucks:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Blatant%20Fetish%20Quest

>>23034410
I thought you'd never ask.

Yeah, I have an idea. Not a very clear one, but I going there. Hope you won't mind me being around for the next few years.

>>23034410
Take a nap too.
Can we access the internet with our phone or laptop ? I'd like to find a sex shop that sells lube. I don't like condoms.

Dammit, someone else archived the previous thread before me. Now I can't give it the tag "Dicks on a Plane". Ah well.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23029387/
In the meantime, I vote for this: >>23034475

Uh, something witty about how romantic staying in Paris followed by flying off to a magic school is. Also, probably come clean about the not being sterile thing. She's probably gonna figure it out if we keep asking about the pill.

"Yeah, I am. What gave it away?" you joke. "So, you're a witch, then?"

"Yeah, I am," she confirms. "Wow, this is so cool. Who would have thought that of everyone on the flight, it would be us who meet each other, right? It must be fate or something," she says, looking at you and grinning earnestly. Well, that's a little overbearing. "So, what's the deal with the penis anyway? Is it something magical, or are you just on hormone therapy or something? No judging if you are, I mean... I'm pretty liberal. Obviously."

What do you say to her?

>>23034475
>"Nope, the penis thing is all pure coincidence."
She's gonna find out soon enough, so don't lie openly like that. Just don't tell the truth.

Anyway, I don't think the morning-after pill can do anything against our (max) reproductive powers. Especially since she's taking a nap instead of the pill.

>>23034588
MY DAD IS A DEADBEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

>>23034588
Apparently my dad was something else. So even though I'm a girl I inherited a bit more then normal from him.

>>23034608
Something like this. Explain that our dad is a deadbeat incubus, then come clean about not actually being sterile.

>>23034588
"The penis is entirely my father's fault, and completely natural. For, y'know, certain values of 'natural.'"

>>23034588
"I tried to use magic to make a dildo. It did -not- go as intended."

>>23034634
In fairness, as far as we know, we are.

>>23034588
"I'd like to think that my penis is pretty magical, yeah.

Heh. More seriously, I always wanted to be a boy... sand then my penis grew."
Half-truths are ebtter than lies.

>>23034649
As far as we know, we aren't.

>>23034649
>>23034660
We don't know shit.

>>23034670
So we should say that.

"Technically it's hormone therapy, but you see... when I was little I swallowed some magical 'mones thinking they were sweets, and I've been like this ever since."

>>23034660
>>23034670
That, my friend, is my entire point. Also, we DID own up to not actually knowing.

>>23034634
No, don't come clean. Let her get a bit more attached to us before that, it'll make things more manageable and more dramatic. More fun too. Give her the time to discover she's pregnant before admitting it.

>>23034588
We already told her we are completely natural.

Cockslap her for forgetting such vital information.

>>23034588
genetic legacy

>>23034641
>>23034679
>>23034658
>>23034606
Seriously, don't LIE about it. It's not like it's not going to come out once we're at school. If we'd rather not fill her in, just tell her it's all natural and that we'd rather not elaborate.

>>23034689
You know, if this is the same Scholomance that /tg/ made, it could be a seriously dangerous place for a pregnant woman.

So yes, let's wait to tell her until it's too late.

Rolled 30

>>23034588
"Weeeellll... heh heh... You see, the thing is; um... My dad is literally the dad from hell. A dad from hell? Anyway, his an incubus which apparently means that while my human side is girl, my other half is a bit more... masculine?"

>>23034696
>She was implying that I wasn't born male
>So you slapped her in the face with your dick
>But Dad-
>I've never been more proud in my life

>>23034696
She probably thinks that if it is magical, we may have been lying about it when we didn't think she knew about magic.

>>23034703
Lie about it then come clean as a joke.

Or just lie about it, being the child of a demon might not be a good reputation to have at the school.

>>23034715
Well, if someone was going male to female, they'd still have a cock, despite everything else being female. So, maybe she assumed we were Male to Female, instead of Female to Male.

"It's natural. It's because of who my dad is - but he's a deadbeat asshole. I don't really like to talk about him," you say, frowning. "I'm apparently completely female, genetically speaking. I spent the first thirteen years of my life raised as a boy, though."

"Wow," she says. "That must have been a rough thing to find out."

"No shit?" you ask, getting a little defensive about it.

She flinches. "Sorry, sorry. So, is it because of your heritage that you're sterile? Also, what pronouns should I use for you? I mean, I know that your name is Max, but should I use 'he' or 'she?' I want to be politically correct, you know?"

What do you tell her?

>>23034703
It's not a lie.
We always wanted to be boy, that's for sure. And our penis grew over the years, that's the truth too.

Tell her that, and if she makes conclusions on her own we're not responsible.

>>23034715
No, she was implying that we WERE born male rather than being a strong beautiful woman with a very feminine cock.

Cockslap her in the goddamn face to establish femininity.

>>23034786
Our feminine and shapely thick eight-inch dick, and our plump and womanly testicles.

>>23034766
No, I'm sorry, I shouldn't get annoyed for that.
But I'm still attached to my, huh... boyhood ? So I'd prefer you to use "he".

>>23034766
We should really clamp down on that sterile thing...

Until the inevitable scene where she forces us into one of her dresses for a night on the town, lets go with he.

>>23034766
"I expect I'm sterile because of the whole chick-with-a-dick thing, yeah. You should probably use 'she,' if only so people don't get confused."

Rolled 98

>>23034766
"Political correctness is overrated. What do you see me as?"

>>23034766
"'She.' I've mostly come to terms with the fact that I'm a tomboy, not a guy."

"Whichever you feel like, babe. If it makes you feel better when we're out shopping, sure, we're girlfriends. If you're still all insecure in your sexuality, it's okay, I'm a guy."

This way we can mix it up a bit. Whichever she chooses makes her look insecure, securing out place as the pants-wearer of the relationship, even if they are a tight ladies pair.

>>23034766
Cockslap her in the face and say "I don't know, you tell me."

>>23034766
>I want to be politically correct, you know?
Cold water on the dick of my romantic interest for her.
>>23034829

>>23034849
She already called herself a liberal, you shoulda seen it coming.

Before too long, shes gonna ask us to check our demongendered privilege.

>>23034766
"As far as I know I'm sterile, can't be too careful, given that we're both magic it might be different. Birth control would probably be a good idea considering how often I'm planning on fucking you, just in case.

Don't worry about political correctness, it's bullshit, either pronoun works with me, I think of myself as male, but I do have these" Grab our breasts and grope them a bit "So I'm not really going to worry if I'm called 'she', I'm used to it. In public go with she, it avoids confusion, but in private you can call me whatever you want as long as you give me blowjobs when I need them. Speaking of blowjobs we're all alone and it's been hours since I've fucked you."

>>23034863
Liberal/caring about being polite (even if it is... political correctness) does not mean insane.

>>23034809
The girly musk of our graceful ballsack fills the air as we coat bitch after gitch in our genteel jism.

>>23034849
She probably didn't mean political correctness in that sense, but just wanted to know what was appropriate, to us and for others around us.

>>23034863
She might have meant classical liberal?

>>23034875
Yeah, unless she uses the term 'cis,' I'm going to assume she's not nuts.

This whole sterility thing is gonna became its own nasty subplot now.

Told ya we shoulda gone for the ass.

Rolled 22

>>23034766
Xe and xir.

Rolled 75

>>23034896
No.

>>23034875
>>23034884
She is a self-proclaimed liberal asking us about pronouns and political correctness while visiting Paris. Several red flags should be going up right now.

>>23034890
But cis is a legit term...

>>23034896
It and its.

>>23034896
Hell no.

>>23034893
We say we're sterile as far as we know, but we're magic, she's magic, and magic breaks the rules so we should be careful about it. And then we shove our dick down her throat, again. A half-incubus needs that sort of thing.

>>23034918
>But cis is a legit term...
For chemistry.

>>23034917
From the context she could have just been saying she was liberal socially. Politically we have no idea.

>>23034868
>Birth control would probably be a good idea considering how often I'm planning on fucking you, just in case.
Our magical penis won't be thwarted by mundane means.
Drop the subject.

>>23034937
And we certainly have chemistry with Elizabeth!

doesn't cis means like non-LGBT?

>>23034868
Probably being quite so blunt about it is not a good idea. But yeah, suggesting birth control/condoms are a good idea is...well, a good idea.

>>23034943
We want something to blame. If she gets pregnant she can blame us and say we lied, if she's on birth control and gets pregnant we can just say "fucking magic".

>>23034956
It means normal.

>>23034868
>As far as I know I'm sterile, can't be too careful, given that we're both magic it might be different.
It really really makes it sound like we've been lying and are now trying to control the damage.
Which we are, but we shouldn't let her know.

>>23034956
"Cis", so far as I've heard, is an abbreviation of "Comfortable in Skin".
Meaning that you are the same gender as your body.

>>23034954
Hardly. She is kinda getting on my nerves, to be honest.

>>23034956
It means not-trans, so most LGB people will be cis, same as most straight people.

Cis and trans are opposites, same as homo and heterosexual.

>>23034956
Cis- when used in this instance refers to a person whose gender and sex line up completely. Ie: a girl who is a girl and is not, gender-wise, a guy. Basically if you're comfortable with yourself being yourself.

>>23034980
Yeah, but we're stuck with her for a few days so we ought to make the best of it and stay on her good side so we keep on getting laid.

>>23034998
A few days, hell, watch her be our roommate.

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>>23034979
>"Cis", so far as I've heard, is an abbreviation of "Comfortable in Skin".
Wrong. Cis is the opposite of trans in Chemistry, meaning "same side" when referring to the position of molecules. Trannies co-opted the phrase as a way to make being normal sound like an insult.

Have a Cis molecule that laughs at all this LGBBQTTYL nonsense.

>>23034884
>She might have meant classical liberal?
That would be a good reason for a premature breakup.

She just meant that she's tolerant, guys. Don't start trying to act like you're on /pol/

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>mfw /tg/ being more open about transexuality than /d/

>>23035009
Entirely possible, even more reason for us to stay on her good side. If she's our roomie and we have friction we might not get our proper daily allotment of sex.

>>23035009
My first thought was 'I doubt they have coed dorms', then I remembered what the whole quest is about.

>>23035009
>There's a special wing for plural-gendered students

>>23035028
Too late. With op gone, this just become /pol/shit quest.

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>>23035009
Watch her become our FEMALE WINGMAN. WINGWOMAN. WHATEVER.

>>23034979
It comes from Latin where it means "same", same as trans, which is "opposite". Chemistry uses them from Latin too with the same meaning.

"Comfortable in skin" is a backronym that helps explain things quickly, but the real meaning is the same as the one chemistry uses.

>>23035028
>Don't start trying to act like you're on /pol/
If we did we would have mentioned jews.

Oh shit I'm jinxing it.

>>23035036
Technically, we are registered as female.

>>23035022
>I just learned something today
Learn something new every day!

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>>23035056

"Whichever you like," you say, shrugging. "I'm still pretty attached to my masculinity, but I've also kinda come to terms with the fact that I'm a tomboy with a dick, not a man. Anyway, if it makes you feel better while we're out shopping, sure, we're girlfriends. If you're still all insecure about your sexuality, it's okay, I'm a guy," you say. You grin at her - you hope that comment keeps her off-balance.

"Um, okay," she says. She doesn't seem too sure of which she'll use.

"Anyway, I'm pretty sure I'm sterility because weird magical background, cock on a girl's body, and all that bullshit. We might want to get you on birth control anyway - I'm going to be fucking you a whole lot, and considering my heritage, it might be better just to be safe."

"So you weren't sure you were sterile when you came in me?" she asks. She sounds angry.

"Hey, I'm pretty sure I'm sterile!" you say. "I've never knocked anyone up before!"

"You fucking bitch!" she says, then slaps you hard right across the face. "It's a good thing I was getting the pill anyway. You should have fucking told me to make sure I did! What were you going to do if I didn't get it and I got pregnant, be a deadbeat like your fucking father?"

Well, that's salt in a freshly opened wound.

What's your response?

>>23035028
We're American too, there's just as much logic in us being classical liberals as her, making it all the more reason we'd get along.

>>23035034
Are you new here?

>>23035084
Maybe I would have if you're gonna act like that you sodden cunt.

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>>23035102

>>23035084
>"Hey, I'm pretty sure I'm sterile!"
Of the possible responses here, this is one of the worst. Should have immediately apologized and said that we weren't all there at the time.

>>23035084
>What were you going to do if I didn't get it and I got pregnant, be a deadbeat like your fucking father?"
Oh, too far.

>>23035084
"I would have taken responsibility! I'm not my fucking father!"

>>23035102
We did have someone last thread say this is literally the very first thread they entered on their first very visit to /tg/

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>>23035084
"Ouch, that sorta hurt. I think getting caught in the moment might also be part of the whole incubi deal. I am really sorry. If it makes you feel better i made sure to stay with you to make sure you got the pill."

Yes captcha, we will lie our way through this.

Laugh it off, "Sometimes in life you have to take risks. Besides, nothing's certain and I have every reason to believe I'm sterile."

Then pat our pockets and "But I'll go halvsies on the pill if that helps."

Also stroke our poor, beautiful face where our abusive lover hit us.

>>23035084
Slap her back. We're a girl, so it's allowed, and that was over the line.

>>23035084
Change your ticket back to an immediate flight to Sibiu and just leave here there. Too fucking far.

>>23035084
"I'm magic, you're magic, as far as I know I'm sterile, I'm 99% sure I can't have kids, but magic is weird and might change all of that. I'm trying to play it safe.

And I would not fucking do that, I've spent my entire life not being my father and I'm not going to start now."

>>23035168
Aren't we also an avid martial artist, though, and liable to actually injure her?

>>23035149
And thus was born a grudge that will echo throughout the ages.

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>>23035084
>be a deadbeat like your fucking father

Props to OP for not making this JUST about sex. I like!

>>23035179
If we're a martial artist it should give us more control and make sure we don't accidentally injure her.

>>23035179
I didn't say to use the Secret Family Burning Devil Slap Technique.
Just to belt her across the face with our hand.

>>23035084
"Okay, that was uncalled for. I've told you like twice now that I'm not sure."

>>23035180
Heaven itself will hear of our hate!

>>23035084
A tear forms at the corner of my eye. "Look, I'm sorry. I don't know what I was thinking! It's just... You were so hot back there, I couldn't control myself! Usually I'm never like that, I swear." I take a step closer to her, "I guess it's genetic. But I'll try to behave myself, I promise. Now about that pill..."

>>23035034
Being able to talk about trans stuff more here is one of the reasons I'm on /tg/ more than /d/.

>>23035084
I told you guys it made it obvious we were lying. Now our stay in Paris is ruined, she'll spend the whole time worrying.
Oh well. Lie back on the bed.
"Well, I gave you my name... But honestly, I wasn't looking into the future at the moment.
Don't worry, though, if the morning after pill doesn't solve things, I'm sure we'll find a way at the school."

>>23035128
No, don't get angry at her. It doesn't serve any purpose, and we are the one in the wrong here. We did think about becoming the same as our father.

You feel a sting of shame followed by a surge of indignation. You slap her back - fuck it, you're a girl too. You're careful to make it sting like a motherfucker without actually harming her. "First of all, don't fucking hit me! Second of all, I have every reason to believe I'm sterile! Third of all I would have taken fucking responsibility because FOURTH OF ALL, I AM NOT MY FUCKING FATHER!" you shout back at her, crescendoing into a shaky scream at the end. You realize that your hands are shaking and you have tears in your eyes.

She looks stunned, and is just sort of holding a hand on the red mark you left on her face.

Roll Soul to see the effect you had on her. I'll take the best of the first three rolls.

Rolled 16

>>23035246
Deep breaths. Deep, deep, breaths.

Rolled 61

>>23035246
Damn, my character is a fucking asshole.

Rolled 71

>>23035246
A crit leaves her trembling and speechless in shame, right?

Rolled 76

>>23035246

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>>23035246

>>23035269
It would have, yes.

>>23035084
Just walk away. If thats how she wants to play it, we refuse to fuckin play.

>>23035084
"I don't know how similar we are, but I wouldn't have done to you what he did to my mom. I really did mean to keep in touch, even if nothing came of it."

And this, gentlemen, is why I insisted on doing it in the butt.

>>23035168
No it wasn't. Being pregnant at 16 is strictly worse than getting slapped.

Whatever the effect, I burst into genuine tears and apologize and try to hug her.

I'm sad now irl. ;_;

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>>23035283
I would have felt terrible then. We fucked up, not her.

>>23035288
>And this, gentlemen, is why I insisted on doing it in the butt.
I insisted on that because I love doing it in the butt

>>23035246
Wow, we're a fucking asshole.

>>23035291
>implying you're entitled to do to others anything less than what has been done to you without fear of reprisal

>>23035312
It's not all its cracked up to be, in all honesty.
69 however...

>>23035312
Well, that too.

Rolled 62

>>23035323
Hey, everyone has a berserk button, and she just happened to find it during out first argument right after slapping us.
>>23035329
>Implying logical exchanges apply to females.

>>23035323
>Wow, we're a fucking asshole.
Also a girl. Supposedly. Allegedly.
Fuck it. MC's gender is now 'Max'.

>>23035298
>I'm sad now irl. ;_;
Aw, why anon? We'll work all this out, you'll see.

inb4 we don't and become a homeless French prostitute who never gets to Sibiu.

>>23035338
>tfw my gf doesn't like 69
WHAT DID I DO TO DISAPPOINT YOU, UNIVERSE

>>23035329
>implying everything is over the line
>>23035246
How terrible. Can we change protagonists ? This one is ruined.

Rolled 1

Damn guys, I have an FNM and friends to visit tomorrow. I gotta sleep. If I roll over 50 I'm going to bed right now.

>>23035269
"That's why you gave me your contact info," she says, a look of realization on her face. "Oh. Oh, god, Max, I'm sorry I hit you. But that was still a fucking terrible thing to do, letting me think it was safe when it wasn't."

"Yeah, well, I'm sorry," you say, sniffing. You're actually crying now. You mean what you said, and you feel like shit. "Listen, I can just go back to the airport and-"

"No. No, listen, I'm mad at you, but you don't have to do that. Just go with me when I go to get the pill and I'll say we're more or less even," she says. "You're not getting anywhere near my pussy again until we have real birth control, though. And maybe not even then. Anyway, I'm going to get a few hours of sleep. I'm not going to make you sleep on the floor, but... Keep your hands to yourself tonight."

What do you do now?

>>23035376
You are never sleeping again.

>>23035376
Ha!

Trapped here forever.

>>23035376
DENIED

>>23035376
>Rolled 1
you go no where

>>23035352
She needs more foreplay..

Sincerly,
UNIVERSE.

>>23035376
Hah. You're staying until the end.

>>23035368
>implying slapping people isn't over the line.

>This one is ruined.
No s/he isn't, Max P. can handle this.

>>23035395
>>23035393
>>23035396
>>23035398
>>23035403
Oh well. At least I'm taking comfort in the fact that I rolled the 100 in the previous thread

>>23035352
Mine likes it too much and forgets that she's supposed to be sucking my dick.

>>23035388
Go to the register and take another room.

>>23035388
Give her a hug, clean up our tears and try to find somewhere nice to take her after she wakes up.

>>23035388
Let's wipe off our tears and take a nice long bath. She probably doesn't want us in the bed anyway, even if she is offering. After that, go get her breakfast and get the pill FOR her instead of just going with her.

>>23035352
Have you offered up the correct sacrifices?
If you do you end up with a musclegirl girlfriend who enjoys light bdsm from both perspectives.

>>23035323
ironically, this could have all been avoided if the character had fucked her asshole...

>>23035405
It's not over the line. Lying about something that can ruin one's life deserve at least that.

While you'e looking for a pharmacy, buy her something cute. Like a small teddy bear or something. As an apology.

>>23035388
Go to sleep, this whole day is whacked. Mentally prepare for whatever revenge she will seek tomorrow.

Break down in sobs over everything, the slap, slapping her, the thought of being like your father, our guilt, our anger, her forgiveness.

Sob that we're sorry.

Try to get a hug and cuddle out of it, for bonding.

>>23035388
I guess we could sleep on the couch, if there is one.

>>23035448
>While you'e looking for a pharmacy, buy her something cute. Like a teddy or something. As an apology.

>>23035388
Time to weep in the shower!

>>23035414
I feel you Bro. She gets off first, getting you off is quite far from her mind.
On the other hand, guaranteed snuggling.

>>23035439
I like this. Get a head start on apologizing to her.

>>23035447
>ruin one's life
>what is an abortion?

The only life getting ruined would be that quarter-incubus in there.

>>23035439
>After that, go get her breakfast and get the pill FOR her instead of just going with her.
No, go now. There's always a pharmacy open all night close by. We look like a girl, and they're giving out the morning after pill for free here.
Might as well get this done as soon as possible, it'll have a greater chance to be effective.
Though I don't think it will work at all.

>>23035473
Man, I eat my girl out regardless. All real men do. I just don't try to mix it with a blowjob because there's no point.

>>23035439
This

>>23035388
Give her a hug. "I swear that I thought it was safe, that it couldn't possibly happen, I just wanted to be sure, to make sure instead of it being a one percent chance that it was a zero.

And I'll try to keep my hands off you if you want."

>>23035388
"Sure, I'll come with you. But then, I don't want to get even, I want to make it up for you. What about a meal once you have rested? I can treat you or cook myself, depending on how much trust you have left in me."
lean close to her
"By the way... "not getting anywhere your pussy" still leaves room for a footjob, right? No, don't hit me, I'm just joking!"
get to safe distance
"Or am I?"

Told you /tg/ would waifu the fuck out of this broad.

>>23035439
Yeah, something like this, if not exactly this. Breakfast in bed and not forcing her to go through the embarrassment of getting the pill.

>>23035469
Hah, I read this post first and thought "I'll make a joke about what kind of teddy", then I saw it was greentext and saw that was the joke.

But yes, get her something sexy. Nothing that covers the stomach, just in case. Don't want her to have to throw it out in a couple of months.

>>23035493
Never said I didn't, I merely know that feel.
Also, Queening, Fuck Yeah.

>>23035496
>"I swear that I thought it was safe, that it couldn't possibly happen"
Stop lying. Now that the truth got out, that will only make her angrier

Also, don't go for a hug just after she told us to keep our hands away.
Just do >>23035492. We'll make up after her nap.

>>23035493
>I eat my girl out regardless. All real men do.
Yuck! I mean, sucking cock is one thing, but putting your face to those girlthings? No thanks!

>>23035505
>What about a meal once you have rested? I can treat you or cook myself
I read that as
>What about a meal once you have rested? I can treat you to cock myself

>>23035540
This. No more lying. After she's asleep run to a pharmacy. Then masturbate in bed to relieve tension. Make her breakfast in the morning.

>>23035546
As long as the girl mantains proper (emphasis on proper) bodily hygiene, there should be no problem.

>>23035564
>Make her breakfast in the morning.
We're in France. Treat her to breakfast.

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just leave already go straight to our school.

this was a one flight stand dammit!

You wipe your eyes on your sleeve, then head into the bathroom while she's getting ready for bed. You have plans other than sleeping - you know how much you fucked up. You take a nice, relaxing bath, then get dressed and head out, making sure not to make any noise.

You start with the pharmacy. It embarrasses the fuck out of you, but you get a morning-after pill and pocket it, rushing out to keep from blushing. You've got a pretty good idea of why Elizabeth wanted backup for this.

After that, you stop a local out early and, after a few hilarious mistranslations, manage to find out where a good nearby bakery is. You stop in and get the appropriate food and drink for a nice Parisian breakfast for two, freshly baked, then head back to the hotel. When you get in, Elizabeth is still asleep, so you open the windows and set down the breakfast, hoping the smell, the cool morning air, and the city sounds will wake her up.

Eventually she stirs, yawns, and gets out of bed, stretching. She's wearing a thoroughly unflattering oversized t-shirt, has bed head, and her eyes are all puffy. "You got breakfast?" she asks, rubbing her eyes.

"Your pill, too," you say, putting it down next to the glass of water you poured for her. "I really am sorry."

"...thanks," she says. She smiles at you and sits down to start eating.

What do you do?

Rolled 71

What's our wallet like, FemCOCK?

>>23035610
You have a few hundred dollars of spending cash between savings and a gift from your mother before you left. Your mother has also made a promise to periodically put spending cash into your checking account, just in case, for you to use while in Romania.

>>23035609
Eat? Ash her what she wants to do today.

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>>23035609

>>23035609
Get some sleep as we must be fucking knackered by now.

>>23035609
I slap myself mentally because I didn't buy any condoms in the pharmacy. Then ask her what are our plans for today.

(this is giving me flashbacks to when I visited paris as a tourist, god that city was beautiful)

>>23035609
Eat and talk about magic.
Does she know a bit about it yet ?

>She's wearing a thoroughly unflattering oversized t-shirt
Make a joke about her sleepwear and say we'll have to buy her some lingerie.

Go shopping with her for the both of us.

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>>23035592
Why is this a thing

>>23035609
"Perhaps today we could work on my oral skills a bit. I mean with the locals... wait, scratch that, that didn't sound alright. I mean the language."

>>23035609
Eat, sit next to her, talk about magic, end up with a noticeable erection because she's pretty but don't do anything with it, let her notice it and see what happens.

>>23035609
Catch some zzz's

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>>23035673
Give some ddd's

>>23035658
Because where there is good there must be really really weird cookbooks about cooking with semen and a picture of a flan on it to remind me that flan can only be associated with semen if you put the two together on a cover and thus turn me off of flan temporarily because I'm reminded of the time I was hit in the eye with my own glasses.

man in times like these i wish there were more voters for the stewardess...

oh yeah fem what does she look like anyway?
Elizabeth i mean

>>23035639
>I slap myself mentally because I didn't buy any condoms in the pharmacy
We'll go buy lube, follow her words and leave her pussy alone for while.

(I visited paris a few times as a french tourist, and only wondered why foreigners made a big deal about it)

>>23035669
>talk about magic

>"So what do you think about the latest bannings? Jund players must be pissed, also I think Storm will still be playable. Hey, wanna check out my trade binder? I opened a foil Jace the other day!"

>>23035687
Skinny, wavy brown hair, about the same height as you. No glasses, greenish eyes.

>>23035686
Uh...what?
>>23035609
Sit with her and eat. Ask what she wants to do.

go alone to those nudist beach you hear about.

>>23035687
I wish there's been more for the gentleman in the suit.

He was sitting next to us, for crying out loud! We were obviously meant to be together!

It would have been awkward if he'd turned out to be a teacher, though...

>>23035702
Shit, the flow charts started it, and you finished it. I need to find my sides...

>>23035709
>Uh...what?
Your confusion gives me an erection.

>>23035702
We want to impress her, say we only play Legacy.

Rolled 79

>>23035721
>It turns out that the plane was secretly only for people related to the school, and that everyone there is going to show up at the school, and all of them will know what we did in the bathroom

>>23035738
You mean vintage, right? LEgacy comfirmed for plebs.

>>23035757
OUT DAMN DICE

>>23035738
>>23035758
Neither of you can spell modern.

>>23035738
>>23035758
didn't we agree on "no more lying" just a little while ago

>>23035771
Our character is 16. She'd obviously play standard only.

>>23035771
You can't spell Standard.

You sit down and start eating too. You're tired from all the running around you did while you could have been sleeping, but it was worth it. The food is really good too - that local knew what he was talking about. "So, how much do you know about magic, anyway?"

"Not much more than is in the intro book," she says. "Still, it had a lot of good information in it, especially at the end."

She read the whole book?

"Oh. Uh, I only got a couple of chapters in."

There's an awkward silence.

"So, what do you want to do while you're here in Paris," you ask.

"Oh, you know, the touristy things. Go to restaurants, see the Eiffel Tower, the Arc de Triomphe, the Lourve, that kind of thing. Go on a lot of walks," she ways. Then she blushes. "Maybe do something romantic. What do you want to do today?"

What do you want to do?

>>23035788
Unless it changed somewhere, OP said 13.

>>23035788
>>23035790
I pity your blindness to the superior format, it is apparent from the moment you start playing.

>>23035758
We want to sound believable! Besides, I forget which is which...

>>23035780
Okay, okay, fine.

"I'm a tournament player! I've been to FNM!"

>>23035796
"You?"

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Fuck, now I'm hungry.

>>23035796
Everything she mentioned.
And her

IN THE ASS

>>23035802
The character was 13 in the scene starting in the first post of the first thread. At the end of that first post, it said that three years passed, and the character's age of 16 has been mentioned a few times since then. Max is 16. I don't want there to be any ambiguity about that.

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>>23035686
http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041
HOLY SHIT THE COMMENTS!
This has got to be the greatest and most horrible thing ever.
AND HOLY FUCK YOU CAN BUY IT USED!

Rolled 4

>>23035802
This is later. We were thirteen when we found out, but we've had time to come to terms with our body.

>>23035796
Sleep

>>23035828
>That file name
Pffftfthfptfhtpf
>>23035830
Dice, I swear to god, if you don't stay off, I'm going to write a very sternly worded letter to somebody.

>>23035796
Maybe the Louvre. You can see a lot all in one place, which would be good seeing how we didn't get much sleep on top of the probable jet lag. Going over the books when we get back might also be good, as would a nice meal.

There are some really good cafes right by the Louvre.

Rolled 35

>>23035860
nothing wrong with the die

>>23035796
"To be perfectly honest, you. I know, I'm hopeless, but you're very hot.

Also seeing Paris, I'd love to meet some traceurs, I've always liked freerunning though I've focused more on martial arts than anything else."

>>23035878
>I'd love to meet some traceurs
This.

>>23035828
>AND HOLY FUCK YOU CAN BUY IT USED!
>USED
Yeah, I wouldn't go there.

[x] sleep

do we have wings yet btw?

>>23035796
>She read the whole book?
>"Oh. Uh, I only got a couple of chapters in."
Hi Hermione!

Say we want to see historical places, palaces and dungeons, not modern, crowded tourist stuff.

That shows we have interests and values.

>>23035907
You look entirely human, aside from being a girl with a big, fat cock and balls.

>>23035904
Free Samples!

>>23035864
agree with her plans, use the chance to get to know her better
>>23035878
also mention this. let her see our own interests as just as valid as hers. We can finish off the evening near the Louvre. maybe a candlelit dinner for that mood shes looking for.

Remember to stop off at a store for protection just in case. keep it hidden so she doesn't question your intentions for tonight. Remember she said no more sex for now.

Shop for sexy, fashionable clothes for us and Elizabeth. "Our treat."

>>23035878

holy fuck i totally forgot about parkour

GO NOW GO, with this we can be ninja wizards! NINJA WIZARDS

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>>23035796
This >>23035818
And then >>23035654

Start by the Louvre (in the morningit might be less crowded). It'll take a while and we won't see everything. We can spend the day if she can bear it.
Then walk around in the evening. I recently read the wikipedia article about the St Roch church, which is next to the Louvres, I think we could see that, then walk back to Notre Dame as the evening comes.

>>23035911
Hermione didn't put out on the train to Hogwarts, which makes this chick strictly better.

>>23035978
Sounds good, I really like the freerunning idea and we should also probably train some to keep on top of our martial skills

>>23035978
>Notre Dame
Incubus Blood or not, Notre Dame is something we CANNOT miss.

"You," you answer, then give it a second to sink in. She blushes, then looks a little bit annoyed. "Don't worry, I wasn't asking. Just being honest. Really, though, the touristy stuff is fine, and I'm hoping to maybe meet some free-runners or something too. I hear they've got a lot of those in this city."

"Traceurs, yeah," confirms Elizabeth.

"Anyway, I would kind of like whatever we do today to not involve too much walking or thinking," you say, yawning. "I never ended up getting to bed last night."

She looks down at her breakfast and where her pill had been. "Oh," she says, looking back up at you. You smile at her.

"So, maybe the loov? That's the big art museum, right?"

"Yeah, sure," she says. "I'm going to get showered and dressed, then we can head out. We can go check out the traceurs tomorrow when you're better rested - I think they have a school for parkour or something in the city."

She takes off her shirt, under which she had been wearing nothing, and you stare at her ass as she walks off for the bathroom. You don't know whether your incubus blood is to blame for your libido or just the fact that you're a horny teenager.

What do you do while you wait?

>>23035802
No, that was the age we found out we were a dickgirl.

>>23035995
>Hermione didn't put out on the train to Hogwarts
That's just omitted in the book.

Strange, I read it all, but I can't remember if there's any sex alluded to or mentionned.

>>23035972

aw... i was hoping we could fly...someday...

well atleast we have a tail, given its on the wrong side.

>>23035654
Buy a cock corset

>>23036044
Do we have the internet here ?
Locate a sex shop close to the hotel.

>>23036044
There's no way we're going to make it through the day if we have a giant throbbing erection all day from staring at her ass.

So the only answer is to wait a bit, finish eating, strip, lay down on the bed and masturbate. Try to time it so she comes out of the shower half way through.

We should also try to meet people who know savate, it's an interesting martial art.

>>23036044

join her for a shower?
no sex though...flirting at most.

>What do you do while you wait?
Poke through her stuff, find out what she's into.

If caught, say we just had a bet with ourselves that we were the same clothes size and wanted to check.

well since we have a bit maybe we should see about reserving a table at a suitably romantic restaurant tonight. Use your laptop to see which ones would have seats available.

>>23036103
bad idea. we want her to continue to talk to us while we're here. She'll think us nothing more then a giant dick otherwise.

>>23036044
Furiously masturbate.

>>23036044
Sneak into the shower and her colon.

>>23036136
It also gives her a chance to see our abs and so on. We're more than just a dick, but with our libido we will suffer if we don't get at least one masturbation session in before we go out with her.

>>23036055
Except when they had kids right at the end.

>>23036044

get hot and sweaty.

workout, max still has to work on them abs.

>>23036103
>There's no way we're going to make it through the day if we have a giant throbbing erection all day from staring at her ass.
On the contrary, excitement will keep us awake.

Also, don't you want to walk in the Louvres looking like a girl with an obvious erection in your pants ? I sure do.

>>23036167
Shadowboxing is a good way to get some quick exercise. That sort of schtick is done with shorts or pants and no shirt in a lot of schools.

>>23036185
It'll be uncomfortable as hell, and we'll probably still have an erection throughout the day, incubus libido, this'll just take the edge off. It'll let us see us naked as well, a perk when we're as fit as we are.

Or would could strip and get some martial arts practice in and have an obvious erection when she gets out of the shower.

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>>23036044

guys guys, why not

masturbate WHILE exercising!

>>23036299
Or just exercise with a huge erection until she gets the idea.

COCK PUSHUPS!!

Remember, everyone: a balanced regimen of sexual positions is the most effective form of exercise.

>>23036311
Or take a cold shower after Elizabeth is done with hers.

We shall exercise with an obvious erection. We will make no advances for the moment, and our impressive physical build combined with our dick will end with HER jumping US.

just asking out of curiosity

do we excell at one type of martial arts?
or can we do some mix ones?

>>23036331
Hey no. A girl should be proud of her big fat erect cock. Unpleasant ways to get it to go down are sacrilegious.

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You use google to find a good local restaurant with a romantic vibe and book a table there. With what time is left, you switch to wearing just a sports bra and a pair of boxers so that you don't get your clothes sweaty, and start doing your daily exercises and shadowboxing. When Elizabeth finally finishes with the shower, she opens the door to find you doing chin-ups off of the door frame. She gets a face full of first fantastic abs, then your cock making a tent in your drawers.

"Do you always get one of those while exercising?" she asks.

"What, the abs or the erection?" you try to banter. She gives you a sour look. "No, I got this from looking at your ass."

You leave her looking surprised and embarrassed, moving her out of your way so that you can rinse off from your workout. The shower feels fantastic after all of that exercise, and you find your hands gravitating towards your cock and nipples.

Do you finish yourself off in the shower, or do you hold out in hopes that Elizabeth will come around at some point to help you out?

>>23036422
Hold out, make sure to walk out of the shower naked as hell, upside down, walking on our hands.

>>23036403
You know a mix. Some kung fu san soo, plenty of jiujitsu, especially BJJ, some karate, a bit of muay thai, and you even took a class in tai chi once.

>>23036422
hold out so once we finally get off we blow our load like a shotgun

>>23036422
Hold out. GUMPTION!

>>23036422
Hold out.
Try to emit pheromones.

>>23036422

we are flexible aren't we?
we can finish it up ourselves with our mouth

>>23036450
>wanting to be a quickshot

>>23036488
Yes. It makes your back a little sore, and you can't get much in, but with some effort you can suck yourself off, and it feels a lot better than normal masturbation.

>>23036510
We know this from experience, right? Tell me we know this from experience.

>>23036469
Shit yall, we might have some kinda crazy demonic sex magnetism. We should try to direct our invisible cock lasers at her and see if that works.

>>23036422
Hold out.
>>23036447
Good mix. Hard, soft, grappling and striking, internal forms. Nice.

>>23036536
How else could you know it?

>>23036443
Do this, but approach quietly and hope that she looks the other way. Then start chatting, and let her turn back to see our legs and cock upside down at eye level.

>>23036447

holy fuck max sounds awesome
though i am thinking we side more on technique than on power. man..adding some basic free running and MAGIC she/he could be UNSTOPPABLE.

Rolled 66

>>23036422
GO TO LOOV
LOOK AT NUDES
ROMANTIC DINNER
USE INQYUUBE MIND POWERS

>>23036510

DO IT WE CAN ALSO GET SOME PROTEIN FOR TODAY.

AND IF ELIZABETH ASK WHY DOES OUR MOUTH TASTE THAT WAY WHEN WE KISS LATER, SAY ITS HER FAULT.

>>23036563
That was basically just the loadout I took in college minus Jeet Kune Do, escrima, fencing, and western pugilism, otherwise I wouldn't have had any idea which martial arts to list - I'm not into MMA and other televised combat sports and their trivia.

You head back out into the room, nude save for a towel draped over your shoulders. You start drying off while Elizabeth, who's now fully dressed in a pretty dress, stares at your body and your dick, blushing. "So, the loov," you say. "Have anything in particular you want to look at?"

"I... what?" asks Elizabeth. "Oh, art. At the Louvre. Right. I'm really interested in the Renaissance Italian painters. Raphael, Da Vinci, that kind of thing. You?"

"I'm mostly in it for the pretty pictures and spending some time with you," you say, unashamedly. You start putting on underwear, then clothes. "I don't really know any of the history, so I'm just hoping it all looks nice."

"Uhuh," she says, still looking at your abs.

When you're dressed and ready to go - you're wearing a t-shirt, a properly-fitted sports coat, and a pair of jeans with enough room that your erection isn't obvious if you weren't already looking for it - you two both head out onto the daytime streets of Paris.

Do you do anything on the way to the Louvre, or do you head straight there?

>>23036654

she has been doing it for some time right?
did she ever got to use it in a real life fight?

i also wonder if she is smart enough to combine those arts into something that will better suit her build. but hey its still to early for me to mention it.

>Do you do anything on the way to the Louvre, or do you head straight there?
Pop in to a sex or sexy clothes shop if we see one.

Use internet directions to make sure we see one.

>captcha indecently ulardsl

>>23036839

get to know her better, family,friends...
her current boyfriend/girlfriend. you guys never asked her this didn't you? typical.

>>23036839
We can't walk there. So take the subway, and hope for a random encounter.

>>23036933

we can do that after we properly sat down.
just small talk about the city for now, and take in the sights, paris IS quite lovely...

>>23036839
>"Uhuh," she says, still looking at your abs.
Tell her she can touch them if she wants.

>>23036933
>her current boyfriend/girlfriend.
She's going alone to spend a school year in romania. Whether she had a boyfriend or not, makes no difference.

>>23036986
No, we're non-verbally kicking up her libido until she literally attacks us with her vagina.

>>23036986
Make them roll.

>>23036839
Take a walk there. Enjoy the sights. Make sure to get a baguette so we can eat it suggestively in front of her.

>>23037075
That would work better if she were the one with a penis.

>>23036933
I think we ARE the current boyfriend/girlfriend.

>>23037109
>she sees girl eating penis
>she wants to be a girl eating penis
Simple.

>>23037109
Agreed. Suggestively licking the cream out of some sort of cream-filled pastry is much more gender appropriate.

You decide to take the metro to the first district, then walk the rest of the way to the Louvre. You and Elizabeth both go through the process of getting aboard one of the trains. Then some guy bumps into you, getting off as you're getting on. You check your pockets to confirm your suspicious.

That motherfucker stole your wallet!

You think you might be able to catch him if you try to chase him down.

Roll Body to try to catch that motherfucker. I'll take the highest of the first four.

>>23037075
>eating a baguette suggestively
It's too big, and it's hard to eat without cutting it into pieces.

Let's buy a few peaches if you want.

Rolled 31

Lets see how fast we are.

>>23037203
>Let's buy a few peaches if you want.
Genius. We bite into it a bit, and then we suggestively lick the inside over and over and over.

Rolled 87

>>23037194
Slap him into submission with our DIIIICK

Rolled 11

>>23037194
MAX SPEED!

>>23037228
Or we just cut to the chase and fuck a melon.

Rolled 95

>>23037194
Retrieve our wallet with extreme fucking predjudice.

Rolled 53

>>23037194
Jump kick him in an awesome but not lethal way, then take the other wallets he has before going back in.
Don't let Liz board the train without us.

Rolled 26

>>23037255
nice