>>22207551
Go console sad Sanya, you fool! She needs a hug.

Do you really have to ask?

Go and find Sanya.

>>22207551
Find Sanya

Apply Ice Cream

Make sure everyone's having fun, then quietly slip out and make sure Sanya's alright. We can come back with her later if she is.

If not...we owe her two huge favors anyway.

>>22207551

ICE CREAM SANYA

Though, monitoring the impending nuclear holocaust caused by the Perine/Ian/Katherine intersection is tempting.

>>22207551
Warn Ian about his mom, then check on Sanya.

>>22207551
"Minna. We're about to get practice for the day the condom breaks."

TEAM SANYAN CHEERING UP, GO

>>22207551

Find Sanya, hug Sanya, acquire ice cream for her.

>>22207551
Me must go console Sanyan

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I got beaten by the image limit last time, but not tonight. Not on Christmas fucking Eve.

>>22207615
>CREAM SANYA

no

Make sure sanya is okay. Afterwards secure Minna.

[x] Tend to Sanya

While Robin shouldn't be setting people on fire, odds are she has good reason. And Ian's a big boys and can deal with his own problems.

As for Heidi? Well sorry but we have traumatized Sanya to tend to.

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>>22207641

>>22207641
>Luke's face
God that is rich, keep it up man

>>22207551
Find Sanya, maybe put out the fires that Robin set.

It is hug time. Nothing else can make up for the horrors poor Sanya went through for us.

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>>22207641
i also did an art and was planning on doing more

>>22207641
BAWAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!

YES.

Thank you drawbro.

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>>22207641
>luke's trollface
>MC's god damned face

I don't even have a macro for my face, but this is pretty close

>>22207686
Do it

Do some for me, too

>>22207686
Young and Minna in a nutshell.

>>22207551

Divert Ian's mom to help us find sanya. HELP MA'AM. WE HAVE A SAD WITCH.

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>>22207641
Young's face is HILARIOUS, as are the trollfaces of Eilla and Luke.

[ ] Retrieve Minna, parents, Robin, CHASE AFTER ADORABLE COSSACK

WE MUST DO THIS

FUCK THE PARTY. ADORABLE COSSACK REQUIRES ALL OUR ATTENTION WE CAN MUSTER.

SHE HAS DONE A TERRIBLE THING FOR PILOT. SHE HAS PUT HER FEELINGS ON DA RINE. FOR PILOT.

>>22207727
I don't think that many people would actually help. Just Minna might be doable, but I think it's better that Young finds her.

>>22207727
thats over kill!

>>22207727
This my comrades!

>>22207727
With Minna I can see.

It would sort of be like parents being worried about their daugther actually. Which makes the thing even sweeter.

>>22207727
No. We're flying solo tonight.

>>22207641
>>22207686
So, uh, maybe the next one with Young hanging by his parachute off of the tower, and Minna laughing her ass off?

Or Mallory's face with the silhouette of Young and Tesla making a mockery of his cargo plane?

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sanyan needs something!

>>22207551
Let's deal with Sanya and our sister.

>check tofusaur
>see mention of planefag is back
>check archive
>new thread
Best christmas yet

Find and comfort Sanya. ASAP

>>22207755
>>22207783
>with Minna

Do you not remember what she was doing last? She was trying to rile our own father into killing us as payback for what we've done. She is NOT in the best of moods to calm Sanya down.

Acquire Minna then help Sanya.

>>22207829
I was saying as a maybe, but in the end Young should find her asap.

>>22207829
Not to mention Yoshika and Hellcow kidnapped her.

>>22207829
Eh, she's like Young when it comes to things like crying little girls. She sobers up fast and enters comforting mode at the speed of light.

>>22207848
Hellcow, always there when we truly need him

>>22207829

She was just teasing.

If one of the girls is crying, she'll come running.

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You snag a beer for the road and slip out of the briefing room, exiting into the hallway outside. The display case nearby, with all the old Witch weapons, still hasn't had a new lock put in since Sean liberated his sword from it the night of "Home Run," but the display lights in the bottom provide the only illumination - the hall lighting is off. You assume it's blackout conditions for air-raid safety - prudent, but it does you no good looking for the little lost Night Witch.

You run around the lower hallways for a few minutes, but its obvious you've already lost track of Sanya. You cross your arms and huff at the darkness. Night interception forces you to rely on your radar, your instruments, and above all your keen understanding of the target's psychology, which makes you effectively blind when trying to find a female.

Which leaves you with scant knowledge to go on... aside from Sanya's tendency to favor high, secluded perches when she wants to be alone.

... or you could actually get some instruments. There's something in the hangar that might serve the purpose.

>wat do

>>22207887
Procure torch, resume search.

>>22207887
Instruments, you say? Like witch-tracking tools or a ukelele to massacre so she'll come investigate the sound?

>>22207887

Drink beer.

Retrieve Minna and instrumentation.

Find Sanyans.

Stumble into Hellcow.

>>22207906
Torch as in flashlight, or torch as in wooden torch with kerosene doused on one end?

>>22207887
Search party armed with delicious soothing ice cream?

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>>22207887
Get a torch, maybe a nightwitch to help you find wee sanyan, Or maybe find Sanya's waifu

>>22207887
Okay, we'll need help for this. We need someone to cover for our lack of understanding of her psychology, so we find Minna and we work together like a mature reasonable couple to find the crying Cossack and hug her until she's better.

>>22207887

Two, no three places she'll be in... Maybe two?

Either her room or the tower.

Undecided if she'll run to eila's since shes obviously feeling guilty.

>>22207887
Liberate a trench coat and fancy hat, grab a wooden torch and check the towers for Sanya.

>>22207915
minna's drunk. we go alone

Flashlight , Minna, continue search.

>>22207887
Go to the hangar, procure instruments.

>>22207922
how the fuck are we going to get ice cream!? there was no refrigeration back then

>>22207887
wait. didnt we show Sanya a hiding place before?

>>22207923
Sanya's head is rectangular and oblong in that picture. That ain't right.

>>22207951
Where at?

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>>22207947
>no refrigeration back then

nigga u srs

But more to the point, my uncle, who served on a Navy destroyer, liked to tell the story of how they'd pick up downed aviators, and when they returned them to their carriers, the carrier would send over five gallons of ice cream in a bucket - because the bigger ship actually had ice-cream making machines on-board, which destroyers didn't have the room for.

Any US capital ship would have those machines on board.

>>22207951
You mean Sparkles' spot what with the boob staring?

>Sensitive task with a lot at stake
>it's up to /tg/

I hope this isn't another case of Failure is the only option.

Minna is MIA with Yoshika and Hellcow. How the fuck are we going to find her you dolts? At least think before making suggestions.

>>22207990
Bitch its /tg/.

We're going to fuck up in the most amazing way possible, and inadvertantly cheer Sanyan up because she's too busy laughing at us making idiots out of ourselves to be sad.

>>22207997

Hellcow.

Hellcow always appears when we least expect it.

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>>22207988
>Any US capital ship


Well, it's not like we just keep those things lying around...

Oh wait.

>>22208039
Writefag 2 pls go

>>22207947
Actually, they did. Household refrigerators have has been around since the 1910's
First version in widespread use was around the 1930's

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>>22208039
Hello there.

>>22207887

Acquire flashlight. Check the high secluded places Sanya favors first, then Eila's. She couldn't have gotten too far away.

>>22207988
So anyone serving on a sub would be out of luck, huh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVNDjs5Xq9E

Will this eventually happen?

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SO PLANEFAG HOW WAS THAT GIFT?

>>22208074

Yeah, the tower where we had the Moonlight Sonata would probably be the first place she'd go. She did say she goes there frequently to talk with the other night witches when the ionosphere allows it.

I'm starting to think it might have been better to get Heidi on this.... that is unless her or Paddy smacks Young for his seeming role in the mess.

German Witches hit hard, yo.

>>22208092
Check the last thread and find out.

I'm torn between actually sticking around and trying to follow the whole thing, or waiting for the updated archive. I'm kind of enjoying the anticipation waiting for the next post...

>>22208159
follow in live time, always more fun

>>22208159
>I'm kind of enjoying the anticipation waiting for the next post...

...Yes, yes, you have tasted the pleasure...

>>22208159
You too will come to hate and fear the words
>NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST

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You stick your hands in your pockets, thumbs hanging out, in the most hard-boiled way you know how, sauntering along in brooding, uffish thought, the glow of a fresh cigarette illuminating your face as you turn the problem over in your head.

Missing dame. Stands about shortish-high, grey hair, cat tail and ears, grew up in Cossakistan. If you were a cat-girl Cossak, where would you be?

"Tricky," you mutter. "Too many layers, too many PLAYERFFF-" you comment cleverly as you flat-foot your way right into-and-over a decorative potted plant in the hallway.

There's a snick as you flip your zippo.

"Mother was right," you bitch. "The comic books were as bad as the radio shows. First things first, a flipping flashlight."

You *could* rummage around in the nearest janitorial closet, but you've had your bloody fill of Barin's closets as of late, so you head for the hangar, where you know numerous flashlights - or "torches," as the Brits are wont to say - will be available in every toolbox and plane.The hangar is actually deserted, which strikes you as incredibly odd until you recall that a lot of support staff have been on hand for relatively few pilots and Witches - aces and Witches both have had phenomenal turnaround times as of late. It's a lot of eggs in one basket, but that seems to be a gamble the brass is behind.

>>22208187
Is it wrong that /tg/, mostly talking about the quests here. has cost me more sleep then everything else combined?

>>22208227

Welcome.

Your initiation is now complete.

Neck-Brother.

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>>22208204

Scooting through the shadowed hangar, you find a known quantity - Marv's big rolling tool caddy. You've filched things from it so many times you may as well own it. Digging in the right drawer, you feel about for his duty light...

... and that's when you hear something soft and furtive behind your plane, the sound of soft, stealthy footsteps, perhaps. The very, very recent attempt on your life springs into your forebrain, adreneline flooding your system.

DANGER.

>It's probably [guess person here,] call 'em out!
>Counter-sneak and glomp them down!
>DEFCON ONE DEFCON ONE WHOOP WHOOP GENERAL QUARTERS ALL HANDS PREPARE TO CRASH SURFACE

>>22208227
It's worse for those of us in Europe

>>22208242
>>Counter-sneak and glomp them down!

>>22208242
>Counter-sneak and glomp them down!
Oh god yes, no matter who it is the result will be amazing.

>>22208242
It's Robin, who else?

>>22208242

[X] Counter-sneak and glomp them down!

>>22208242
Glomp!

>>22208227
I just wish there were more quests of this calibur. All too many of them are either badly written, uninteresting or shit like /tg/metaquest.

>>22208242
>Counter-sneak and glomp them down!

There is no other way.

>>22208242
>Counter-sneak and glomp them down!

If it's an assassin, they're not seeing that coming.
If it's an adorable Cossack, our objective is completed.

>>22208242
>Caps suggestion

I see what you're trying to do, Deme. I defy you.

I vote for Counter-sneak.

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>>22208242

>[x]Countersneak

It's go time

>>22208242
>Counter-sneak and glomp them down!
Well, glomp them depending on who it is.
Crashing into them bodily so that we can find out who it is, yes.

>>22208242

Shine the fucking Torch.

"I am looking for an adorable Cossack."

"I have no time for your games."

"Step out from behind Club Ghostrider."

>>22208242
>It's probably [guess person here,] call 'em out!

Yoshika, you bounced Minna with Hellcow, but you need to get up REAL early in the morning to bounce ME.

>>22208242
>Counter-sneak and glomp them down

>>22208247
I'm a Britfag actually. All my favorite threads seem to happen at the crack of dawn

>Counter-sneak and glomp them down!
But keep a real weapon handy.

>>22208242
>DEFCON ONE DEFCON ONE WHOOP WHOOP GENERAL QUARTERS ALL HANDS PREPARE TO CRASH SURFACE

>>22208296
I suspect it's Elia with nothing to lose.

>>22208281

are they seriously remaking robot jox

>>22208242
Shine the Flashlight in their eyes and say "It was you!"
It would be prudent to ready our sidearm as well.

>>22208333
Look up Pacific Rim. It's basically Evangelion the Live Action.

>>22208302
Same here. Expect this to end between 6 and 8, maybe even later.

>>22208333

No, it's that new Pacific Rim movie they're coming out with

I just saw that move in the trailer and instantly thought "ROBOT JOXXXXXS"

I think it's just an allusion if anything.

>>22208333
Why yes, yes they are. See the trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWrzv6Z7uRc

>>22208340

It looks a bit more like MechaGodzilla versus Godzilla the awesome movie.

>>22208333

Pacific Rim fool. WATCH THE TRAILER. GET HYPE AND LOVE.

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The quest to find nightwitches!

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>>22208414

What a loser

>>22208242
I may be wrong, but shouldn't that be Defcon Five?

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Your instincts scream to you, HOWL at you, insisting you run, leap, jump, draw, fire, freak out, CRAZY IVAN SNAP-BARREL-ROLL to freedom!

But your enemy knows you, know - the pantsless and the Martians and the mysterious assassins all. If you react predictably, you'll die.

So you do the one thing they'll never expect - act sane and sober. Finding the flashlight, you make a big show of turning your back to the sound. "Aaah, flashlight," you say with relish, then let your legs fold up under you as you swiftly duck.

Something big whuffs through the air overhead, silent and deadly. Until it lands, at least, whereupon it becomes very, very loud as it impacts Marv's toolbox and sends the contents all over the hangar's concrete floor.

You aim your light and snap it on.

"... it was a good thing you were wearing that helmet," you tell Robin. Patton's special gift has left a sizable dent in Marv's toolbox, but the helmet is apperently unfazed - unlike Robin, who's staggering a bit.

>Are you okay oh shit
>ROBIN, YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED
>Robin,what kind of shit have you started THIS time?

>>22208427
Says the guy trying to feed a Pillowcase

>Robin,what kind of shit have you started THIS time?
She just headbutted a fucking toolkit, she can be dizzy for a spell.

>>22208441
Called it

Draft sister into GLORUOUS SEARCH

>>22208348
>that music

why tempt me with things that will never be ;_;

>I'd ask you what caused you to set someone on fire, but Sanya needs help and I'm drafting you to the cause.

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>>22208441

>ROBIN YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED

"Hey, you're a teenage girl, right? Where would you hide in order to cry your heart out so that no one else could find you?"

>>22208463
Glorious search even

>ROBIN, YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED

>>22208441
>Robin,what kind of shit have you started THIS time?
Pretty much this. Punctuated with the long-suffering sigh of the older brother that has to clean up the messes made by his younger sister.

>>22208441
>ROBIN, YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED.

>>22208441
>ROBIN, YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED

Let's get the little sister into the search for Adorable Cossack Little Sister.

>>22208440
Defcon number is lower = worse. Defcon 1 is basically THE NUKES ARE ALREADY IN THE AIR FUCKDAMN SHITCUNTS

>Are you okay oh shit
>ROBIN, YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED
>Robin,what kind of shit have you started THIS time?

All of these. Come on dude we can't PICK.

>>22208479
Dis one. I want dis one.

>>22208479

Oh indeed.

>>22208469
Hey they can only remake everything else so many times, so by my logic Megas XLR will get a movie in the next 12 years.

Even if not, new season in may.

>>22208502
>>22208512
I approve, but we're gonna need a helmet for our balls.

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I don't think taking robin is a good idea.

>>22208531
This is something we must acquire for all future threads. It will at least be more useful than the rape whistle.

>>22208441
draft sister then ask her what the hell she was doing.

>>22208441

[X] ROBIN, YOU'VE BEEN DRAFTED

and then this >>22208479

>>22208597

I approve of this.

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"Ooouuaaaugh," Robin exclaims, pulling the helmet off and setting it on the toppled toolcase, resting it in its own dent. "How'd you know?"

"Maybe the ten billion times you did it to me growing up," you grump. "Anyways, come here. I need your help with something."

She crosses her arms and pouts.

"THAT'S AN ORDER, SOLDIER!" you bark. "I outrank you!"

She regards you with unmistakable disdain.

"Worth a shot," you concede with a shrug. "C'mon, help me out."

Robin frowns. "Aren't I... in trouble?"

"When aren't you?"

"I mean..." she looks away from your flashlight, into the darkness. "... I kind of set someone on fire..."

You snigger. "Around here, they call that Tuesday."

Robin looks at you. "Really!?" she asks, excited.

"Give it a few days," you promise her darkly. "Now you're a teenage girl, right? If your heart was broken, where would you go hide to cry it out of you?"

"Inside your gutted corpse," Robin shoots back immediately. "Because I'm not a gigantic dongswinger!"

Right. The pyros leading the lunatics. This is off to a GREAT start.

>ideas

>>22208643
"Okay okay, serious time here. A friend of mine about your age just took a real bullet for me and she's already a tumbling pile of whygirlboners. We need to go help straighten her out. Or unstraighten her. Or whatever it is you do with Russian pianist girls. Fuck. I don't know, just get over here, would you?"

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>>22208643

That one tower, I guess.

You know... That tower where shit happen.

Sanya's room, then the top of the tower

>>22208643

Her Room?

Towers?

>>22208643
Walk off without her, don't tell her anything more and ignore her until she gets curious enough to help.

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>>22208643

>If your heart was broken...
>Inside OUR corpse

Whoa, hold up a second, Robin... Why are you assuming it would be us that breaks your heart?

Robin... do you LIKE us?

>>22208678
Ooh.

Oooooh.

This.

>>22208643
Check up on the towers for Sanya.
"No, I'm being serious here for once. Because she really did take a hit for me, alright?"

>>22208699

Oh dear.

>>22208699
...Oh dear. Planefag, the Fapfiction isn't canon, you know that right?

>>22208643
Tower
>>22208678
do this

But first, steal some mechanic's oil cloth, wrap it around the top of the flashlight, dip it in more oil, light it, and then look for Cossack. I am not giving up on having an actual torch.

>>22208678
this
>>22208699
Or this. I'm not sure which. Either'll be good.

>>22208699
>>22208715
>>22208721
KOTTERS!

WE NEED YOU UP HERE!

>>22208699
I think that was referring to what would happen if a guy broke her heart or what ought to happen to him if he breaks a girl's heart.

>>22208721
It is now~!

>>22208699
Kotters, we need you!

>>22208699
Might be something to ask.

>>22208721

Not... yet.

>>22208764
wat.....

>>22208764
>yet
Oh my.
My body is ready.

>>22208764
Planefag, able to crush the dreams of people on both sides of an argument since 2011.

>>22208764
>yet

oh shit

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>>22208764
NO! NOT THE INCEST CHICKEN!

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>>22208764

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>>22208764

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>>22208764

Bring it on, planefag

Bring the canon fapfics on...

>>22208752
Now is not the time for that. One crisis at a time.

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>>22208764
>yet

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>>22208764

>yet

>>22208764
have you lost your fucking mind? I know having to put up with R-tard's shit on top of the other retards might be hard but it's no excuse for inviting even more.

So much for my hopes of this issue getting resolved tonight

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>>22208764

>>22208772
>>22208777
>>22208780
>>22208783
>>22208785
>>22208787
>>22208790
>>22208792
>>22208803
>>22208804
>>22208813
>>22208825
Planefag really does know how to play us like a fiddle, doesn't he?

>>22208825
You can always vote against any such actions.

>>22208837
Yes, and that's why we love him.

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>>22208825

Wait, how many works of fapfiction have been made?

>>22208846
It might be the drunk, but I remember the first time someone tried to shock-jock the threads with one my first thought was "No, fucker, you do it like this."

I'm getting that same temptation again.

>>22208846

By my count, at least 6.

>>22208643

This: >>22208673

Towers first, then Sanya's room, then Eila's.

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>>22208840
>implying we have a choice

>>22208846
Several. There's that MCxRobinxMinna one, the MCxWaltrudexMinna threesome, the MackxLemare pile of sweetness...

>>22208863
Do eet faggot

>>22208873
>>22208891
And if all of them became canon at the same time....

>>22208846
Yes

>>22208891
Dont forget Perrinex(Miles?)

>>22208891

PerrinexMiles

>>22208891
But going by what she said, isn't it more likely to end up with Robin murdering Sanya, cooking her, then feeding her to Young?

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"Well some help YOU are!" you say with a snort. "Sanya ran out of this party I threw in the briefing room bawling her eyes out and I have absolutely no idea why."

"She just ran out for no reason?" Robin says, looking very confused.

"She kissed this really hot older Witch first," you clarify. "THEN she ran out bawling."

Robin blinks.

"You are DUUUUUMMMMBBB" she says, rolling her head from left to right to really flavor the effect. "She got all flustered about something!"

You lower your head to glare at Robin from beneath your brow. "No. Shit. But how do we FIND her?"

"Don't you know where she goes?" Robin asks.

"The tallest tower," you reply.

"Oooohh, riiiight, the TALLEST TOWER OF THE DARK AND FOREBODING CASTLE BARIN," Robin exclaims, thrusting her splayed hands before her and turning to appreciate the majesty of the scene. "A lonely Russian Princess weeps as she awaits her savior!"

"Better radio reception up high, you jackass," you mutter.

"Looking out to sea... tears shining in the gentle, sad moonlight as she grips the cold stone battlements... waiting for her savior..." Robin trails off, misty-eyed.

God *damn* it. "Hey! Hey! Earth to Robin!" you interject, snapping your fingers in front of her face.

"NO TIME!" Robin exclaims, caught up in the magic of the moment (so to speak.) She dashes into the darkness of the hangar.

"... Robin?"

In the darkness, headlights blaze to life.

>>22208891
Your forgetting the horrifying Sanya yandere fic

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>>22208923

Oh god, here we go

>>22208891
...Are they still on tofusaur? I checked just now and couldn't find any of them.

>>22208924
I don't think that's a fapfic though.

>>22208923
>In the darkness, headlights blaze to life.
This is either going to be terribly awesome, or awesomely terrible.

>>22208924
Exactly. And Planefag didn't specify which would could come to pass.

>>22208924
And the subsequent reading some jackass did over vocaroo.
Oh god I thought I repressed that...

>>22208923
Truly Robin is an avatar of chaos

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>>22208923
And now she's stealing a fuel truck.

>>22208923

"No Robin, the hallways aren't large enough for the jeep, you'll never get it through the doors!"

>"WATCH ME, FAGGOT!!!"

>>22208923
>that pic
Is that some Jin roh I spy there?

>>22208764

What needs to happen for all these fapfics, is Minna needs to get Young a kilt for Christmas. She shall then ravish him. And glorious it shall be.

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>>22208923
OH GOD

ROBINS ABOUT TO DO AN 'US'

>>22208956
We raised her well.

>>22208977

Ridere, I know it's you. LEAVE THE KILTS TO THE SCOTS.

>>22208951
I did not hear that reading. any good?

>>22208977

Why does she even need a kilt.

She'll rape him anyways

>>22208984
Things that have happened these last two threads:
>Sanya pulls a Robin
>Robin pulls an us
>We pull a...?

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>>22208997
I cannot un-hear it.

>>22208969

THIS!!!!

>>22208948
All of them, at once.

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>>22208997

>repressed memories
>Good

>>22208984
Remember, there are no brakes where we are going

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IT'S HAPPENING

>>22208975
Yes.

>>22208995

YOUNG'S MOTHER COULD BE SCOTS-AMERICAN, THUS GRANTING SCOTTISHNESS TO YOUNG, THUS FACILITATING THE WEARING OF A KILT, THUS FACILITATING MINNA'S RAVISHMENT OF YOUNG WHENEVER SHE CAN GET THE KILT FLIPPED UP.

Protip: It works.

>>22209013

Minna

No one will see it coming

>>22209037
But then we overlap with Sean!

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From the darkness, something big rumbles to life, accelerating at you. You stand your ground, knowing that with Robin, dodging is pointless. She'll have her drama or kill you trying. With a loud squeal of rubber and brakes, the device comes to a halt before you.

"TAKE TO THINE STEED!" Robin shouts. You circle alongside cautiously. Once free of the headlight's direct glare, you see it's a vehicle made for towing larger aircraft around the hangar without need for dangerous taxiing in cramped quarters - an aircraft tractor.

Which is a rather grandiose name for a repurposed, run-of-the-mill Jeep, but whatever. The same engine and same insanely torque-happy gearbox on a somewhat shortened wheelbase and viola - aircraft tractor.

"Are you even qualified to DRIIIIIIIIII-" you wail as Robin floors the accelerator, screaming into the darkness of the hangar at breakneck speeds.

>>22209038
>A sane, sober, and responsible Young

Oh god, Minna would flip her shit.

>>22209055

Just think. It'd make ALL the witches happy.

>>22209055
But I thought Sean was Oirish?

>>22209055
FUCK YOU, THE WELSH AND IRISH CAN WEAR KILTS AS WELL

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>>22209065

I ain't gotta sign out SHIT with the fucking Motorpool, I CAN TAKE WHATEVER I WANT, WHENEVER I WANT

>>22209038

Yessss.

Everyone will be throwing him in a straitjacket.

>>22209065
>TAKE TO THINE STEED!
>not climbing into the Widow

>>22209077
Same shit different pile.

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>>22209030
I KNOW

My theory is that planefag is setting up to end the series on the one year anniversary.

>>22209065
>sixteen
>qualified to drive
Ahahahahahahahaha.

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I bought a few bottles of wine for christmas and develpoed a drinking game for tonights SWQ.

Please send help.

>>22209110
And yet she's qualified to fly a striker at 200 mph. How fucked up is that?

>>22209110
Welcome to the UK.

>>22209122

Tell me your secrets.

That we may partake of your game and copious amounts of brew

Am I late?

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>>22209082

To prove this gentleman's point, this is Liam Neeson, an Irishman, acting the part of a kilt-wearing Scottish Highlander.

>>22209135
NOPE

GET WRITING

Robin weaves between the parked planes and repair equipment with ease, using the same angles and corner-cutting swings you remember from your childhood, chasing her as you rode bikes. She glances behind her with irritation as the rear end swings out more then she'd like.

"Oh drat," she says, espying the ground APU still hitched to the vehicle. She swerves sharply, angling for the hangar's doors, and runs over one of the metal poles lying about, the ones used to anchor the stop-nets Waltrude smashed through the day before. The APU leaps as its small wheels it it, bouncing the hitch enough to disengage it.

"WOOOOOO!" Robin squeals with delight, roaring around the side of the castle.

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING" you demand.

"I DON'T KNOW!" Robin shouts back. "I THOUGHT YOU DID!"

>where to?

>>22209122
If that drinking game involves taking a shot each time something crazy/stupid happens, then you're going to die.

On the other hand, if you have it so you take a drink something sensible and progressive happens, then you'll be sober for most of the night.

>>22209135

FUCK YOU.

YES

>>22209135
Extremely.

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>>22209135
Yes, but who the fuck cares? IT'S SWQ TIME!

>>22209106
Why must you make me sad?

>>22209145
To ze tower!

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>>22209145

Was it epsiode two or three of the first season where Miyafuji finds Sanya at the end of the pier? Or on a rock? Or something, but I remember sanya being out looking over the sea and Miyafuji coming to talk to her.

Let's go check that spot.

>Implying anyone in this thread watched the show

>>22209136
>Rob Roy
Damn good film that

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>>22209162
>to the top of the tower
>in a jeep

do you... dare?

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO GET UP THE TOWER IN A JEEEEEEEEEEP?!

WHO CARES - WE'RE DOING IT ANYWAY!

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>>22209145
I feel like the tower where Minna always goes to think would be appropriate. I'm sure she won't mind if we borrow it.

>>22209145
We're trying to get to the top of the tower. How the fuck do we do that with a jeep? This has not been well thought out.
It's quite obvious now that Robin is MC's younger sister.

>>22209179
Im glad you can read my mind. Yes, yes we dare.

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>>22209179

See

>>22208969

>>22209179

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NouZB6QuCys

Yes.

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>>22209179
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

>>22209179
No. There is "wackyness", and then there is "Causing thousands of dollars in property damage".

We damage her castle, and Minna takes it out of our ass.

>>22209179

Do or do not, there is no tr- I mean Dare.

>>22209173

>Implying you watched the show

It was fucking episode six

Do you even Strike Witches?

>>22209130
I'm taking a sip for the following:

Minna being bipolar
Young being stupid
Posts recommending firing into the air and screaming
planefag trolling

Draining the cup for:

Pregnant Perrine
Sanya being sad
fapfics

That's all i can remember right now, I'm opening another bottle. Thank Jesus for Hindus running liquor stores past 6 on Christmas eve

>>22209199
but... we don't have that much ass to take it out of!

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>>22209199
>Minna takes it out of our ass

It's just get's better and better

>>22209179
Ugh. No. We ride the jeep as far as the base of the tower.
Then we dismount and WALK up the stairs. Because Young is now drunk enough to be responsible and sane.

>>22209179

We're not a hulking, powered armoured, space marine, so I think stairs will be no problem for us.

>>22209179

Why is this even a question?

YES.

>>22209210
I mean legally. Can you say "Stockade"?

>>22209191

Wait, no, this is more fitting for what we're about to do:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBXGUYRne1I

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Merry Christmas, Demetrious! Thank you for SWQ!

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>>22209179
bad idea alert

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>>22209216
Oh, kinky!

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>>22209179

I hope you enjoyed your daki, you manipulating planefag.

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>>22209199
>Minna takes it out on our ass

fixd

>>22209225
Oh my god.

"Give it a few days," you promise her darkly. "Now you're a teenage girl, right? If your heart was broken, where would you go hide to cry it out of you?"

"Inside your gutted corpse," Robin shoots back immediately. "Because I'm not a gigantic dongswinger!"

Gigantic dongswinger? Robin, Robin, Robin! You have so much to learn about insults! You open your lips to eloquently advise her when you freeze.

Your corpse? Why would she go after you if she had a broken-

Oh. Oh god. Sweet Jesus in heaven above, come down in all your splendor and give some advice; this is some territory you're not sure you want to explore.

[ ] Wait, why would you gut me for your broken heart?
[ ] Pretend you didn't just realize what she said.
[ ] Other.

<To be continued after the thread!>

>>22209225
loving it decu

>>22209263

>Those choices

First one of course

>>22209263
It begins again!
Choice 1
See you after the thread...

>>22209263
The only sane response to this is to give her a hug and keep our mouth shut.