D) Lemmings or
E) the fungus that grows in overly sour milk

Mildly intelligent Slimes

>>22111648
The fungus will come out to (Prison Washroom Mode)

>>22111656
The slimes will come out to (All Paraplegic Jump Rope League Mode)

slimes of less than mild intelligence

>>22111656
>>22111704
One more vote and we'll be going with slimes.

Slimes of mild intelligence

Derptarded slimes

Slimes, but only if they're cubes.

>>22111734
>>22111731
Ok everyone, we're going with slimes. Good luck and may god have mercy on your soul. I will be writing up the firs turn.

The sun slowly rose over the mountain peaks, and from across the land came the races. The good and the bright; those species that rose up above the rest to create civilizations that would stand the test of time and save the world from what ever evil saw fit to destroy it. This is not one of those civilizations...

In the great swamps the slimes sit, mostly they just wait around for something to step in them, but apparently few have gotten an idea.

> Oi Paul!
A slime turns its... face(?) towards another.
> Wut?
> Why should dem humies get those big ole' cities and we don't?
> Idaknow, maybe cuz they can do ari... arithma... that stuff with da numbers.
> We should make our own.
> Why?
> Cuz.
The slime considers this for a moment, a few bubbles rising through its form.
> Eh, sure... I got nothin' else to do today.

And this, slime civilization was born.

Roll a d100 after coming to a decision. I will close voting every ten minutes for each turn.

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try and develop some magic (derpslime magic time)
D. Try to improve technology.
E. Your Suggestion

Population: 30
Food: Poor (irregular trapping)
Architecture: Dug out slime pits
Weapons&Armor: None.
Tech: Slime...
Defenses: None.

>>22111827
Derpslime magic time go!

>>22111827
Derpslime magic sounds fun to me.

>>22111827
Slimetech pls

id choose derp slime magic time or try to find out current physical boundaries of slime

why would we need to improve tech were all ready at tech level slime...

Derp slime magic time go!

>>22111889
>>22111838
>>22111853
Oh shit, looks like its time for some slime magic.

All the slimes sit around, not sure what to do with their new found civilization, however in th distance one sits on a rock in the sun. No one really wants to talk to him, seein' as he's such a weirdy, but eventually one goes over.

> Oi!
THe slime doesn't respond.
> OI!!
> Wut?
> Wacha doin' out 'ere?
The slime slowly morphs into a cube, and them a pyramid. The other slime looks stunned, at least as stunned as something without a face can look.
> Iz makin' some magic, like dem elvies in da cities.

~gained, mild illusion magic, shape change!~

>>22111926
Now roll for how effective the gain was.

Rolled 50

Go slime magic!

>>22111900
Can't a Slime dream of what might be beyond his own sliminess?

Rolled 43

>>22111934

AAAAAAH!

>>22111953
It's about average, you gain the ability to morph into cubes... but that's about it. The slime forgets how to do pyramids, or numerous other shapes that would have been useful.

(Also, next time I ask you guys specify what kind of advancement you want. Like asking for a particular kind of magic or tech. Also, next time I will ask for the roll before writing up the result.)

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 30
Food: Critical (irregular trapping)
Architecture: Dug out slime pits
Weapons&Armor: None.
Magic: Mild Illusion (shape change)
Tech: Slime...
Defenses: None.

B)look round in da swamp in da deriction that the lighty thing starts in the day

Rolled 6

>>22111987
C: we need to try to get some defense, since were in a swap find some high round and tyr lining up some crude shelters.

Well if'n our food supply be low I suppose we ought to look fer it

Rolled 38

Scavenge for food.

>>22112059
>>22112066
I don't mean you to roll when you choose. After you all vote and finalize what you will be doing this turn I will ask for a roll to decide how effective the action is. No rolls until the turn action is finalized.

>>22111987
Magic again! We will overwhelm them with the strongest shape alive, the pyramid.

Attempt to shift into a pyramid.

but we doesnt no much but wez really doesnt no where da food is

>>22111987
Get da foodz

I doesnt no bout yo fancy one shape bedda dan anotha shape middly mash. I think wez already da best shape

>>22112097
Agreed. Additional magicks must be ours

i guess my hungy sac is ready for da nom nom

Rolled 1

Ah fuck son, looks like we got two for magic and two for food. I'm gonna roll a d2. If it's 1, we go with food, if it's 2 we go with magic.

Someone roll a d100 to see how much y'all fuck up.

nom nom is mine!

Rolled 85

nom nom is really mine now!

Rolled 33

>>22112167
Yum yums

Rolled 58

>>22112167
rollan

> Ey, looks like we don't got any food left
> Ya, and?
The two slimes roll around for a moment
> Shouldn't we go... get some more?
> Ya, I guess so.

The slimes send out an expedition to the unexplored lands of the swamp to gather food. Along the way, due to not knowing the terrain, two of them accidentally roll right off of a stony outcropping into the open mouth of a large reptilian creature. The fucker doesn't even eat slime, you just ruined its day and caused it to choke to death.

The rest of the slimes drag it back to camp, despite losing one of them spirits as high. All of them weren't smart enough to remember they had lost someone by the time they got back to camp anyway.

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 28
Food: Normal (Big Ass Lizard Corpse)
Architecture: Dug out slime pits
Weapons&Armor: None.
Magic: Mild Illusion (shape change)
Tech: Slime...
Defenses: None.

>>22112257
Extra magic!

Rolled 35

we make learn dat slime killz things. We make weapons that done use slime for amm..ammu...they hurt stuff with slimes

>>22112257
Slime battle magic!

>>22112257
Slime magic time!

i make sorry for da numbery thingy

>>22112267
>>22112290
>>22112292
Oi, what kind of magic you trying to do? Because if not I get to decide... and you don't want me deciding.

>>22112319
PYRAMID! GLORIOUS PYRAMID!

I want magic that make me see in the dark...I is afraid of the bogey slime

>>22112349
Oh hell naw, looks like ya fuckers are trying to make some slime pyramids. Roll a d100 to see if you all die horribly.

Rolled 75

>>22112360

I is still afraid of the bogey slime

Shape change become springs

Captha springd trtend

>>22112372
The same slime who turned himself into a cube is at it again. This time the fucker wants to make himself into new and exciting shapes. After a lot of straining, and girdling he eventually morphs into what looks like a pyramid. Once he does another slime rolls out, this one with a bit of wood (we'll call him splinty) sticking out of his head.

> Dis iz blas-- blasph--- against super slime!
> Wut youz goin' on about?
Splinty rolls towards the pyramid slime.
> Round slime iz only good slime, you need stop making new slaps, you go against slime god.

~New magic gained, advanced shape change... oh and some slime made a cult... good luck with that~

>>22112372
Oh shit, we might actually survive this

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 28
Food: Normal (Big Ass Lizard Corpse)
Architecture: Dug out slime pits
Religion: Cult of the Wall
Weapons&Armor: None.
Magic: Mild Illusion (advanced shape change)
Tech: Slime...
Defenses: None.

learn make wall it make happy Super Slime!

>>22112443
Tech! We needz slimez wit som smarties like da dorves wha wifs buildin stuff

I say tech or continue to change our shape with magic...

Think of all the advantages being a spring could bring to us

>>22112478
I second spring. Imagine turning into a spring to launch a pyramid at our foes!

>>22112478
Oh fuck son, looks like we're turning into springs up in this bitch. Can I gets a hell yeah?

Someone roll a d100

>>22112516
Boing

Rolled 62

>>22112516
>>22112527
boing oing oing

I change mind i want to use spring to make people hurt by hittin stuff with da slimes. shapey change wont make Supa slime too mad

>>22112500
We could be the spring and launch ourselves then change to a pyramid and rain upon our enemies only to change and launch again after landing. We are never ending artillery our slime will blot out the sun.

>>22112537
The illusion slime (Paul) is at it again ya fuckers, he's gone far enough to start acting like those humid wizards. inside of his slime is an unfortunate lost lemming, which he tells everyone to call his beard. He had gone to commune with the shapes, in the form of an old broken down dwarves omnicopter on the outskirts of town.

> Ok
He strains, a few bubbles popping
> Ok... I iz got this
A small string of him begins to form
> IEWBFIOUWBGIBG
Paul morphs into a spring, unfortunately he can not morph back as of yet. He will be unavailable for the next turn, and as the only magically inclined slime... youz all gotta do something besides magic next turn. Oh and the cult of ball is gaining power or some shit.... it's thee... squishy inquisition, the squishy inquisition!

~gained level of illusion magic... normal illusion magic... fuck yeah sun... oh yeah and the cult of ball is getting worse... those fuckers~

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 28
Food: Poor (Decaying Big Ass Lizard Thingy)
Architecture: Dug out slime pits
Religion: Cult of the Wall
Weapons&Armor: None.
Magic: Normal Illusion (supah shape change)
Tech: Slime...
Defenses: None.

Rolled 37

>>22112622
E. we need more technology

Tech time? Tech time.

>>22112655
Bler sorry, forgot to take it out of the email field

>>22112655
What kind of tech, cause if you don't specify they'll develop the perfect slime killing device...

we goes lookin a round i da swamp so we make findin da nom nom easier later

>>22112671
Weapons

>>22112699
What kind of weapons son!

>>22111803
>ripping off Ogre Civ almost word for word
Wow, Ref, very poor form.

A flexible armor so we can still shape change sping and fall on things and kill them hard with out pyramid point

>>22112727
Never done ogre civ... if I ripped them off then it was unintentional (seriously, I always post under this name, if I've been in a thread you'll know).

>>22112733
AH FUCK! looks like it's flexible armor making time shit. Someone roll me a d100

>>22112749
That excuse only works once.

Rolled 91

hurty face time

>>22112766
FUCK YA

wait for next decision make time, how do we make more slimes, does we just split in more or does we do bing da bang boogey?

>>22112760
Also, I just read ogre civ. Yeah, they both consist of some creatures deciding to make a city. Beyond that it really isn't the same. Get over thyself good sir.

>>22112766
God dammit, can you guys stop rolling well. I can't justify killing you if you keep rolling so high.

The slimes all get together, surrounding what is left of the giant lizard corpse thingy. A few of them go up to the enormous pile of left over shaded skin and think "All them humies have got clothes n' such... why don't we?" Some slimes been to wear lizard skin, it's flexible enough to stay with them when they morph into different forms.

~Tech gained, Lizard Hide armor~

=========

On the horizon some slimes spot something in the tree, upon closer inspection they find a small abandoned camp. The fire hastily snuffed out. No one is quite sure what to do about it, so they go back to the town and keep bubbling away.

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 28
Food: Critical (Decaying Big Ass Lizard Thingy)
Architecture: Dug out slime pits
Religion: Cult of the Wall
Weapons&Armor: Lizard Skin Armor.
Magic: Normal Illusion (supah shape change)
Tech: Slime...
Defenses: None.

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>>22112804
Slime pit orgy
or the great and powerful one summons us with his mind

>>22112817
A. Lets hunt a bigger creature all together using our magic!

>>22112846
A. Kill! Maim! Digest!

>>22112817
Should cult of the wall be cult of the ball?

B?
You guise want to go explorin?

look for da nom noms by da campy thing

>>22112846
>>22112859
Aw fuck son, we're gonna go eat some shit. Someone give me a roll.

Rolled 36

I want da nom noms

>>22112909
The Slimes head on out with their new armor and magic to get themselves some food. Outside of town they find fruit trees, and use their new found spring forms to go up and get themselves some fruit...

the moment they latch onto the tree the ground begging to shake, roots tearing themselves up and vines coming down to grab slimes. A mouth open's up along the tree's trunk. Oh mother fucker... it's a tree monster thing.

The battle rages on for hours, but eventually you choke the tree on slime and bring it down. Seven slimes lie dead... they and the tree are dragged back to town.

~gained mother fucking tree monster corpse, fruit, and seven slime people corpses~

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 21
Food: Poor (Tree Monster Body)
Architecture: Dug out slime pits
Religion: Cult of the Wall
Weapons&Armor: Lizard Skin Armor.
Magic: Normal Illusion (supah shape change)
Tech: Slime...
Defenses: None.

look round the humy camp for da nom noms and fancy thingy ma jigs

>>22112943
D. *snort-snort* Majik.

>>22112943
lets put spikes or razors on our armor I mean we kill things by rolling on them or them eating us that way they will die quicker and we'll lose less slimes

wait, if we do wanna make bigger magik, what we want our bigga magik to be?

>>22113006
>>22112973
Either of these

>>22113023
Harden ourselves let's become inedible and unbreakable

Rolled 2

Looks like we got two for all three. I'll be rolling a 3d.

For 1 we are going to go salvage from the human camp
if 2 we are going to develop magic to harden ourselves
if 3 we are going to develop spikes on our armor to use as weapons

Roll a d100 to determine effectiveness.

if we move to da humy camp we can take der tents or supplies they left

Rolled 12

i no want make dirty joke

Rolled 68

>>22113062

wez gonna die

>>22113076
Oh god we'll become statues never able to move again or we'll only be as hard as Justin Beibers erection

>>22113076
I'm so sorry.

Paul the Slime Wizard brings out a bunch of his fellows in an attempt to make it so they are harder to kill. he performs magic on ten of them, turning their slime forms as hard as stone. Unfortunately he didn't think this through and has no idea how to turn them back. On the bright side though they make nice lawn ornaments.

~gained mild alteration magic, flesh to stone Also ten stone slimes~

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 11
Food: Poor (Tree Monster Body)
Architecture: Dug out slime pits
Religion: Cult of the Wall
Weapons&Armor: Lizard Skin Armor.
Magic: Normal Illusion (supah shape change)
Tech: Slime...
Defenses: None.

(maybe slimes weren't meant to have a civilization after all)

>>22113113
Can slimes have an orgy?

>>22113121
You can reproduce, if that's what you're asking.

we move in to humy camp now find place to hide and more stuff

>>22113138
Second this

>>22113138
>>22113156
I third this.

>>22113138
Ok, roll a d100 t see how effective this is.

Rolled 52

Rolling

Rolled 14

see how humies live time

>>22113196
The slimes pick up shop and decide it wold be a good idea for their civilization to head over to the human encampment (which has been lost and rediscovered twelve times since the initial one, you guys really do have horrible memory... the only smart one is Paul, maybe that lemming is helping). In the camp you find only a few supplies, metal pieces and empty containers of food. However one tent left standing does provide some good shelter.

Wait a moment... weren't there more of you?

Oh shit son, seems like you left two slimes back at the old town, and seeing as you have terrible memories, the slimes forget about them before a proper search party can be mounted to find them.

~new architecture, old tent gained! New tech, metal silverwear gained! Two slimes are lost~

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 9
Food: Critical (What ever you could carry)
Architecture: Old Tent
Religion: Cult of the Wall
Weapons&Armor: Lizard Skin Armor, Rusty Silverwear
Magic: Normal Illusion (supah shape change)
Minor Alteration (flesh to stone)
Tech: Slime...
Defenses: None.

Rolled 24

>>22113238
Split between procreation and food.

Rolled 55

>>22113238
Find more food in this area, after which we work on un flesh to stoning those ten other slimes

we need make more slimes or find some nom noms

>>22113265
And again sorry for the roll

>>22113238
F. Reproduce
D. Stone to slime (go restore the statues... If we remember them maybe Paul does)

>>22113238
D. Work on getting them slime babies out

>>22113290
err... F

Rolled 1

Ok we are evenly split between reproduction and food acquisition. I'll be rolling a 1d2. If it is 1 we go with good, if it is 2 we go with babies.

Please roll a d100 to determine effectiveness.

Rolled 1

>>22113302
Wait never mind, we had one more for reproduction. Reproduction it is, roll a d100 someone!

>>22113302
>>22113276
>>22113270
>>22113265
Looks like we'll try and F and then do the something else next round

>>22113317
dice+1d100

Rolled 84

>>22113317

Rolled 85

makin babies... er or slimies...

Rolled 1

>>22113340
The slimes all get together in an attempt to replenish their numbers. Unsure of exactly how to do this they simply all get next to each other and wait for something to happen. Slowly they morph together into a single large slime, and produce more small slimelings (hot I know). Finally after hours of hot filthy slime sex they morph apart again, six slimelings having been produced in this orgy of depravity.

~gained, six slimelings, will mature after two turns~

=========

There is no food in camp, four starve to death. Should have noticed the critical.

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 5 (six slimelings)
Food: Critical (What ever you could carry)
Architecture: Old Tent
Religion: Cult of the Wall
Weapons&Armor: Lizard Skin Armor, Rusty Silverwear
Magic: Normal Illusion (supah shape change)
Minor Alteration (flesh to stone)
Tech: Slime...
Defenses: None.

>>22113372
We need to hunt a big creature

>>22113372
Well shit...
A. Scavenge for food
Don't go for anything too crazy, we don't need too much food

>>22113364
:( but we did carry food over it said so... and starvation takes time without food...
Damn well whatever off we go to hunt

NOM NOMS!

>>22113398
Yeah, last turn out was critical, each turn you spend at critical people die.

Ok, looks like it's food this turn, someone roll a d100.

Rolled 54

Yummy

>>22113431
A marching we will go, a marching we will go, high ho the mario, a marching the slimes did go. The slimes, those who remain, don their armor and head out into the wilderness to hunt for food. They travel for near a day through the wilderness until coming upon a next filled with birds eggs. One of them rolls up and begins eating one of the eggs....

OH FUCK SON WHAT'S WHAT?! A bird flies down, and it is not fucking happy. It grabs the small slime and carries it into the sky, before falling several yards later because it tried to swallow slime... the fall unfortunately caused little timmy sliminson to splat.

~minus 1 slime, gained birds eggs and bird~

>>22113458

Food level still critical?
Anyway, i vote for E, let's try to come up with a way to produce food, rather than killing ourselves finding it.

Lets send out some slime buddies to explore.

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 4 (six slimelings)
Food: Poor (Bird and eggs)
Architecture: Old Tent
Religion: Cult of the Wall
Weapons&Armor: Lizard Skin Armor, Rusty Silverwear
Magic: Normal Illusion (supah shape change)
Minor Alteration (flesh to stone)
Tech: Slime...
Defenses: None.

(just saying, it might be a good idea to find a permanent not dangerous source of food instead of killing yourselves with magic... or maybe explore to find a safe food source)

we learn make own food. Maybe eat slimelings if need more

>>22113516
>>22113477
Ok, that's two for making your own food.

Give us a d100 to decide effectiveness.

Rolled 43

Fooood science!

>>22113547

Aw shit.

Rolled 11

>>22113555
We're doomed.

Rolled 58

>>22113555
Could've been worse.

>>22113547
Meh it's alright

>>22113547
The slimes to together, Paul, now being the de facto leader after most of the Cult of the Ball got killed by the tree thing, begging to speak.

> Me fellow slimes
> Wut?
Paul stops and stares at the slime
> Wut do you mean wut?
> Ya said, me feller slimes, so I said wut.
> I was startin' a speech
> Alls I'm sayin' is if you don't want me answerin' ya shouldn't be speaking'

The slime does the slime equivalent of clearing his throat, he bubbles a little bit.

> Wez need to be makin' our own food, too long wez be dying totem monsters.
> We dyin'?!
> Shut up.

And so the slimes attempt to develop food tech, unfortunately with their limited intelligence all they can manage to do is eat two of their slimelings... delicious....

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 8
Food: Critical (Bird and eggs)
Architecture: Old Tent
Religion: Cult of the Wall
Weapons&Armor: Lizard Skin Armor, Rusty Silverwear
Magic: Normal Illusion (supah shape change)
Minor Alteration (flesh to stone)
Tech: Slime...
Defenses: None.

>>22113595

Food level critical, back to scavenging we go!
A.

Lets explore to find food.

>>22113595
Is explore for renewable food an option?

attack da nearest humies they wont know what pointy, springy, lizard covered thingies hit them. then we get nom noms and houses. Also arrers cant make through hard slimes

>>22113609
>>22113611
>>22113627


Oh shit, we got some food.

Roll a d100

Rolled 44

Hongry

>>22113628
I'd like to add spikes or razors to the armor first then we can kill better
Food first

Rolled 82

NOM NOMS

>>22113662
The slimes go out in search of food, for days they wander around the wilderness, searching for food to digest slowly inside of your forms. Through hardships, crossing river and mountain, and another river that looked a lot like the first, to attain their sustenance to feed the young. These brave slimes form a bond of brotherhood, of friendship, something that went deeper than family. These slimes knew each other better than any slime had ever known another slime before! Turns out... they were going in circles around the camp for a few days. By the time they return they are tired and hungry, with no food, luckily none of them are dead though!

==========

~four slimes starve to death, Paul, Splinty, and two red shirts remain~

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 4
Food: Critical (Bird and eggs)
Architecture: Old Tent
Religion: Cult of the Wall
Weapons&Armor: Lizard Skin Armor, Rusty Silverwear
Magic: Normal Illusion (supah shape change)
Minor Alteration (flesh to stone)
Tech: Slime...
Defenses: None.

Rolled 4

>>22113701

Morph into one big self sustaining super slime!

>>22113701
Fuck it. Have Paul conjure food.

Scavenge again I guess...

attack humies!

>>22113727

Changing vote to this.

>>22113701
I've got to say these slimes eat like mother fuckers
Ok MAGIC
Learn cast stone to slime (shouldn't be to hard just he reverse of what we know)
Cast this on the statues some my starve but we gain 10 (pual won't die he can still eat his lemming

>>22113727
Develop magic, food conjuring...

roll a d100 to determine effectiveness.

Rolled 77

>>22113758
Here goes nothing

Rolled 63

Rolling

>>22113768
Paul sits and things, and he thinks, and he thinks some more! Well... if we need food.... and we have magic... maybe we can use magic to make food. Paul rolls over to the center of town (near the old campfire) and begging to weave a spell, after many bubbles and blurps a spell takes form. The ancient stones sitting in a circle around the fire begin to change. OH SHIT NIGGA WE COOKIN WITH FIRE NOW! Turning into bread!

~gained alteration, stone to bread~

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 4
Food: stable (stone to bread)
Architecture: Old Tent
Religion: Cult of the Wall
Weapons&Armor: Lizard Skin Armor, Rusty Silverwear
Magic: Normal Illusion (supah shape change)
Minor Alteration (flesh to stone, stone to bread)
Tech: Slime...
Defenses: None.

>>22113809
Fuck yeah!

Rolled 79

Rusty armor... Feeling an attack incoming!

We should repopulate though.

>>22113813

Now reproduce!

>>22113813
Procreation now

>>22113813
Fuck yes ok guys stone to slime!
We need to increase our numbers... Hopefully we don't eat out old statues

>>22113825
>>22113821
Time to make some babies

roll a d100 to determine effectiveness

Rolled 51

Roll!

More slimeys

>>22113847

Fuck.

>>22113860
It's not a 20 or 30 we'll be ok.

>>22113875
Said the dinosaur right before the asteroid hit

Okay guy follow me on this.
We know Flesh to stone and we know stone to bread
Is we figure out stone to slime(flesh) we can turn anything that attacks us into either food or more of us.
Also there is a mountain near by we explored it lets turn it into a slime XD

>>22113847
They attempt to make more slims once more. However Paul and Splinty don't exactly like each other, when they morph into one Paul's Lemming (which somehow while being inside of Paul has stayed alive despite having seemingly no access to air) and Spinty's small chunk of wood (which over time has developed a lot of mushroom growths and an intelligence of it's own... really it might be smarter than Splinty himself, it's not that hard) swim through the large hunk of slime to attack each other.

The battle is titanic, the small lemming swiping at the mushrooms, the mushrooms perfuming some kind of photosynthesis bull shit in order to... I don't know... win or something... either way they fight for a while and all the slimes are too busy watching to get any actual orgy done.

No new slimelings are created, but no one had died, except for a few tiny mushroom I guess... but Splinty is a douche, so who cares?

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 4
Food: stable (stone to bread)
Architecture: Old Tent
Religion: Cult of the Wall
Weapons&Armor: Lizard Skin Armor, Rusty Silverwear
Magic: Normal Illusion (supah shape change)
Minor Alteration (flesh to stone, stone to bread)
Tech: Slime...
Defenses: None.

>>22113904
Are we going for a slime planet?

>>22113920

Procreation again, we need more slimes!

>>22113920
magic stone to slime

>>22113920
Try to improve technology. Lets out the sharpest bits of rusty silverware on our armor.

>>22113920
D. Stone to slime! Not enough for slime orgy anyways.

>>22113923
We slimes are the bestest so why not,
We will be everything nothing can hurt us then

Let's give stone to slime a go!

stone to slime or bread to slime even do we probably aint smurt enough for it

>>22113951
>>22113938
>>22113923
>>22113964
>>22113965
Looks like we are doing stone to slime...

roll a d100 to determine effectiveness.

Goooo!

Rolled 3

Stone get

>>22113986
oh no...

aaaaand we're dead.

>>22113986
HAHAHAHA this is how it ends we turn all air to stone and kill the world

>>22113986
Whelp... that's all she wrote.

Paul sits and thinks, luckily due to his lemming he can remember all those slimes he turned into stone like a week ago. So, maybe he should try and figure out how to turn stone into slime, get them back. He begins to perform magic once more, weaving a sp--- Paul's spell accidentally goes off early, before he is able to do more than a basic alteration. Since the spell was built off the previous all slimes within the area of affect turn into stone.

All four remaining slimes are now stone.

Civilization done.

(Would you like to use a redo?)

>>22114010
Do rat faggots

Rolled 86

>>22114010
Yes please

In the true spirit of christmas, let's play snowmen!

>>22114010
Ok, you can either choose another race or continue this one and do a reroll. What do you guys want to do?

>>22114010
redo as fungus mushroom peoples
or snow men

>>22114010
Shoulda been slimegirls. Slimegirls don't have issue getting aid from neighboring races.

herp da slime must stop to mourn the slimes that... wait what was i sad about? Well I tired so sleepy time now

>>22114037
Fungus mushroom people sounds fun.

>>22114033
Trolls nigga

>>22114033
Tentacle monsters lolololol

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>>22114052
Seconding tentacles.

Ok we have:

1 - for rats
1 - for trolls
2 - for fungus men
2 - for snow men

First to three is the one who we roll with.

So, how you all liking the thread so far? (I miss Paul)

Tentacle smile monsters

>>22114056

I vote for fungus men

2

I miss him aswell.. Using my nonexistant paint skills to make a drawing in his memory.

>>22114056
definitely fungus men, but only if we cant move

Rolled 1

>>22114066
2 as in Snow men..

>>22114059
>>22114055
>>22114052
Ok Tentacle Monsters are going to be out next bet. The difficulty is: (Post Drinking the Water in Mexico Shlits Mode)

Everyone ready?

>>22114056
Fungus men growing from pauls statue due to the decaying lemming inside it

>>22114077
Bring it on!

>>22114077
Technically >>22114059
Was for tentacle slime monsters not tentacle monsters

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>>22114066

Them paint skills!

We've all seen enough hentai to no where this is going, deep under the sea lies creatures that are nothing more than massive balls of tentacles and rape ruled fury. These creatures decide one day "Fuck this, there aren't any good women around here to rape." and another replies "Yeah, and I'm tired of these ha---

Suddenly the might of the /tg/ hive mind bursts through the wall and smacks me upside the head screaming incoherently

> DON'T FORCE YOUR SICK FETISHES ON ME!!!!

THe non-rape ruled tentacle people make their way to shore... instead searching for... ummm.. fuck... cheaply priced medication? Ok, what fucking ever. Regardless they form a small civilization on the sandy banks of some continent, in the distance the bright and the good races of the world solve problems... but here there is only tentacles. lets begin.

>>22114108
Smile*

>>22114118
that should be Wizzard with 2 z's

>>22114134
4...
F. Lay some eggs

Explore!

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 30
Food: Normal (A shit ton of fish they brought with them)
Architecture: Giant Shells
Religion: None
Weapons&Armor: Shitty Shell Tipped Spears
Magic: None
Tech: None
Defenses: None.

(Sorry, changed the number to the correct population... also sorry for misreading the vote. is anyone really opposed to the tentacles monsters. They'll probably be dead in an hour anyway.)

Breed

>>22114134
Tech coral fish and make a fish farm for a stable food source

>>22114166
This. We require a stable source of sustenance.

>>22114166
Corral*

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>>22114138
Happy now?

>>22114160
Explooore!

Fish farm

>>22114160
Nah I'm cool with it. I want coral armour.

>>22114160
I"m fine with the tentacles.
B. Explore
We need to see whats around us before we can find a way to get a food source

Also, captcha says "sacrifice ensnial" so lets start a religion by sacrificing a snail

>>22114193
>>22114181
>>22114150
Ok we got three for explore, lets go with this!

Roll a mother fuckin' d100

Rolled 61

Just keep swimming

Rolled 51

Rolling!

Rolled 67

>>22114207

>>22114216
The tentacle beasts decide o explore the area they had landed on... all in all it doesn't look to bad. Their beach extended in a large crescent around the bay, with rocky outcropping rising high on either side. This crescent shape causes the bay to form a natural lagoon, in which is a small coral reef and numerous fish. Farther in from the bay is a forrest, none of the tentacle monsters dared visit there yet, except for some small probing inward (there was more forest, big surprise). All in all it seems like a nice place to live, except for the giant fucking birds nests atop the rocky spires. When i say big I mean FUCKING HUGE, like birdzilla had a baby with yo mama huge.

Anyway though, besides that it's looking good.

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 30
Food: Poor (A shit ton of fish they brought with them)
Architecture: Giant Shells
Religion: None
Weapons&Armor: Shitty Shell Tipped Spears
Magic: None
Tech: None
Defenses: None.

>>22114243
slingshot technology

Tech: Fish farm

>>22114243
Improve technology. Coral Armour.

>>22114243
E. Tech fish farm

Rolled 31

Magic - Mind Controll for birds

>>22114243
E. GET SOME FISH FARM TECH UP IN HERE

>>22114259
>>22114267
>>22114273
Oh shit nigga, we making ourselves a fish farm.

Roll a mother fucking 1d100

Rolled 91

Fish farm it is!

Rolled 89

>>22114305
A really good one too, it seems!

>>22114315
Youuuu wasted it

>>22114315
God.. I always forget to remove the rolls....

>>22114305
We come from the sea and we can farm us some motherfukering fish

>>22114305
SHIT YEAH FISH FARM

>>22114305
Mother fucker...

The tentacle monsters get together and look at their dwindling pile of semi-rotting fish, and decide they need some more food.

"Should we go hunt?" said one.

"How about rape and pillage?" said another.

"NO!" shouted the largest, " lets farm us some mother... fuckin'... fish." and so they did. Using their shitty spears they chopped at the coral to make them into rudimentary separators, piling up rocks to make areas for fish of different age groups, with removable sections to transfer them. All in all it provided enough fish to supplement their diet fairly well.

>>22114335
Lmao badass

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 30
Food: Stable-ish (A fish farm)
Architecture: Giant Shells
Religion: None
Weapons&Armor: Shitty Shell Tipped Spears
Magic: None
Tech: None
Defenses: None.

>>22114347
technology slingshot

>>22114347
Coral armor! We've got shitty weapons lets get shitty armor.

Magic - Paralyze

This'll bring the birds down!

>>22114347
Rape and pillage the forest.

>>22114347
D Magic Tame creature
or it could be tech. Let's tame the birds

>>22114383
Rape the water, burn the women, poison the houses!

Oh and if no consensus is reached in... another 5 minutes I'm doing a roll.

>>22114396
Seconded

>>22114415
>>22114396
I'm down!

>>22114396
>>22114415
Oh fuck shit bitch nigga... roll me a d100 to determine effectiveness! (it will count as magic, Druidism (tame creature))

Rolled 16

Rollin

>>22114383 here. Changing my vote to magically charming animals.

>>22114445
And so we suffered

So this is how the large birds got a magic cast on them that gave them frenzy and killed us all... Was wondering when that would happen!

>>22114445
Ha... ha ha...

THe tentacle beasts come together and determine they must expand their communion beyond the sparse shells that line the shore. In order to do this they need only one thing, giant fucking bird mounts. Most of them agree that there must be study and thought put into this, in order to develop magic that can twist the bird's minds to your will, to ensure that none of them die to this horrible beasts (which they have seen flying around, they have an at least twenty five foot wingspan). However... three of the stupider tentacle monsters, taking a bag of fish, heads up to the cliff in order to cully the bird's favor.

The bird eats them... and the fish... then heads down and eats two more. Fuck those birds... they're dicks.

A. Scavenge for food.
B. Explore
C. Try to improve settlement.
D. Try to improve magic
E. Try to improve technology.
F. Other

Population: 25
Food: Stable-ish (A fish farm)
Architecture: Giant Shells
Religion: None
Weapons&Armor: Shitty Shell Tipped Spears
Magic: None
Tech: None
Defenses: None.

(this time is a little easier than last. So I only killed 1/6 of your civilization)

>>22114474
>Giant birds are dicks

Is this middle earth?

>>22114488
Spiky coral armor please.

>>22114492
Ba-dum-tsch!

>>22114488
Im still voting for tentacool slingshot technology

>>22114488
D. FUCK THOSE BIRDS, I WILL MOUNT THEM, AND RIDE THEM ALL DAY...
And after that I might try to tame them again.

Improving settlement.

Let's atleast stay protected from those dicks.

>>22114488
F. Swear loyalty to the dark god twisted enough to make sapient hentai rape-monsters.

>>22114504
We can launch or shit at them. See how they like it!

>>22114512
If we don't try to tame them again I vote improve the settlement or armor

>>22114512
Seconded
Time to mount the shit out of those birds

>>22114558
>>22114551
>>22114512
Oh fuck, that's three for having sick eldritch se---

I mean tame those birds.

Someone roll a d100