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>Throw party
>Only Eila
>Final destination

Well, Sean and Sakamoto are going to be gone for a while.

Patton and Rommel at least, gents.

Fuck Yeah

Hmm.

Invite YEAGERS and ROBIN to help us set up, then throw the doors open because I would feel like shit if I didn't get invited to something like that.

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Yo.

Throw a party. Invite witches. Maybe Ian and Perrine. I dunno.

>>21156249
PANZER, CURSE YOU.
Well more accurately curse my slow reaction times and not being able to find the right image fast enough

>>21156229
Get those SAS bastards, and Minna, and shirley, and our crew. fuck it bring in everyone

>>21156229
We can't have a proper party without ice cream.

Say, ain't there a Navy ship nearby? And don't they have ice cream makers?

Witches
>Sanya We owe Adorable Cossack big even if they burned the evidence

Gnomes and Witches, obviously. If we include the brass then nobody can really have a good time.

GET BROS TO HELP OUT.

INVITE EVERYONE

>>21156262
have the party be open for all

While we're acquiring guests we should find Minna and use this as a chance to get GLORIOUS VENGEANCE on Cupcake together. There's bound to be ample opportunity at a party.

No high brass. And get the flight crews

>>21156229
Gnomes, Witches, and Rommel.

>Make sure family is alive

Invite everyone

>>21156262
this.

>>21156297
AHahah, YES

We must hide the potatoes. Quickly.

>>21156318
also this. we REALLY need to check this

>>21156229
>Throw PARTY
>Open door
>anyone that wants to party can
>except the crew chief fuck him

Invite:

Patton
Mina
Trude
Krupinski
Tesla
Miyafuji (She'll bitch if she isn't invited)
Allow each to invite TWO people.

witches, gnomes and the support crew, no brass however.

Dunno about any parents that might still be around.

Invite all less brass and press.

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>>21156350
>except the crew chief fuck him

YES THIS, THIS!

No! Not Tesla! That celibate cock-blocking bastard! If it wasn't for him, MC would have laid Minna the first time around!

Well, as long as we're inviting people. Gotta get all the pilots and other miscellaneous aircrew, because they know how to party. I would caution against inviting brass, since they're likely to have a cooling effect on shenanigans.

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>>21156403
fuck you! we got to test out shark plane!

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>>21156229
Witches and pilot crew only

no field staff allowed

>>21156403
>implying anon didn't cockblock themselves plenty of time without Tesla or PF's help.

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>Invite Ian's mom

>>21156464
>>21156464
>>21156464
>>21156464
>>21156464
>>21156464
>>21156464
YES

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>>21156431
>>21156403
No...it wasn't Tesla...

IT WAS PATTON. HE BLUE-BALLED US TO FUCK WITH MONTY.

THAT FUCKER GETS REFUSED SERVICE.

>>21156464
>>21156464
This is the best Idea I have seen all night

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>>21156395
>>21156464
>>21156472
YES, anon is right for once!

I stand by my irrational loathing of Tesla!

But sometime, somewhere, we should apologize to Sanya.

>>21156464
I like this one.
Also Cupcake.

>>21156350
This is hilarious to me for reasons.

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>>21156497
It will be alright

>>21156524
B-but... What should I get her for Valentines day?

>>21156535
A pillow.

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>>21156524

I posted in these threads a billion years ago. is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyXz6eMCj2k
still the theme song?

>>21156497
>irrational loathing of Tesla

What, you think you're Edison or something?

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>>21156535
Elia.

Just joking, a good di-

>>21156535
Silicon-based lube, the Old Faithful, his little friends, beads, plugs, cuffs, rope, a paddle or two, enemas, towels, whine, whiskey, water, fresh fruit, cream, some bread, cheese, oysters and the only key to the room.

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>>21156464
>>21156350
these. also fuck year swq

>>21156229
Invite Gnomes and Witches (with the exception of Sean and Sakamoto who are occupied)

Invite Luke.
>Wait what-

what the fuck....

>>21156724
>invite conrad
>convince everyone to yell "you're a gnome!" when he enters (like a surprise birthday)

>>21156738
And he go straight for us, know it's our doing.

>>21156738
> Conrad spends the remainder of his time on base kicking everyone in the balls
> one by one

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As you wheel the purloined cart through the hallways, the squee-squee of unoiled wheels squealing down the rough stone interior of Barin's older, Roman-era hallways, you find yourself feeling a little lonely. You learn quick to treasure alone time in the armed forces, but Sean and Ian almost feel like your brothers at this point; and being apart from them leaves a big, empty hole in your life that should be filled with you harassing the hell out of them. Ian has Perrine, Sean is currently, ah, 'engaged defensive' with Mio, and Minna is... Minna.

Venturing deep into the cellar, you locate the disused side-room where you stashed a truly insane amount of booze. Not all of it yours, but you figure the ground crews won't mind a Donation to the Cause. You brought it here, after all. Having loaded your stolen cart with enough punch-mixing materiel to make it groan, you wheel it back towards the cargo elevator at the "front" of the castle, and the most-used cellar rooms.

As you near your objective, you see none other then Paddy Mayne come 'round the corner, hobbling along on a crutch. You nod companionably as you roll your loaded cart right past him, his head slowly tracking you as you pass. After a few seconds, you hear him hobbling faster to catch up.

You stab the elevator button violently and repeatedly, staring at the indicator lights with intense focus, as if you could impel it to descend faster through sheer psychic concentration. Everybody does that, you realize, but for you it should actually WORK.

It never does.

At long last, the goddamned car arrives and the doors grind open with a prosaic little "ding!" and a blitzkrieg of chibi-tanks comes swarming out to meet you.

>your face when

>>21156757
>>21156748
>>21156738
DO IT.
Also, get one of those crotch shields.

I wonder if this is in response to anon going full retard with the party stuff.

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>>21156767

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>ding!" and a blitzkrieg of chibi-tanks comes swarming out to meet you

oh god the MC cannot hold all his spaghetti

>>21156816
Sure he can, he's got a cart.

>>21156767
dammit are we asleep again

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>>21156767
> chibi-tanks
> Our Face When

>>21156797
I'm now imagining mini-Minnas on those tanks, reinacting the Minna Blitzkrieg.

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>>21156767
RUN!!!

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>>21156767
RUN FOR YOUR SHINS!

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>>21156767
Chibi tanks? Wha-

>Goliath anti-tank mine

OH SWEET JESUS RUUUUUUN

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>>21156828
well, commie's troll subs for Girls und Panzer were almost half german
>pic related

>>21156767
Gentlemen! I do believe it's time to try going on a stomping spree, as though one of those monsters from those japanese films.

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>>21156893
Seconding this.

>>21156885
Ihr Bauern!

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The sound of a tank column advancing in miniature, high-pitched squeaks and adorable little clankities echo out of the dark elevator as a swarm of curious little tracked vehicles come clattering out of the spacious freight elevator. They swerve around your legs neatly and go rattling down the hall, a migrating herd of babies not yet grown into tankettes.

You and Paddy exchange a look.

"What, the actual fuck?" you say to each other.

>Well THAT was interesting, lets get going
>How can we NOT investigate swarms of chibitanks?

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>>21156885
>those subs

I wish I had a picture of that gits dub with bato.

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>>21156873
Could be worse

>>21156873
>>21156878
>Goliath anti-tank mind

>>21156929
>How can we NOT investigate swarms of chibitanks?

What did Tesla do this time?

>>21156929
>>Well THAT was interesting, lets get going
We have achohol to drink

>Well THAT was interesting, lets get going
Sorry, we have a party to plan.

>>21156929
>How can we NOT investigate swarms of chibitanks?
Hide the booze first though.

>>21156929
>Well THAT was interesting, lets get going

Use the tanks to distract Paddy!

LEEEEG IT....INTO THE ELEVATOR AND THEN EEEEELLLLEEVAAAAATTTEEE IT!!

>>21156931
Wasn't SW89 supposed to be tonight?

Well THAT was interesting, lets get going

party now, investigate later

>>21156929
>Well THAT was interesting, lets get going

>>21156954
As much as I want to party, need to do this.

>>21156929
I liked the Zen thing we had going last time...but the temptation to press the obvious big red button is nigh overwhelming
>pound liquor whilst following tanks, or just party time

>Hey man, how 'bout YOU go investigate. I have a party to set up. Tell me about it when you swing by later."

>How can we NOT investigate swarms of chibitanks?
I know we're trying not to give a fuck today, but c'mon! Swarm of chibitanks!

>>21156961
Thought so.

investigate that shit like a Call of Cthulhu PC

>>21156961

Moved to Thursday in polite deference to me, which was really nice of him.

>>21156991
>old man henderson
>lawn gnomes
...it all makes sense now

>>21156929
>well THAT was interesting, let's get going

>How can we NOT investigate swarms of chibitanks?

u wot

>>21156929
>>How can we NOT investigate swarms of chibitanks?

>well THAT was interesting, let's get going
Mechanical things moving on their own? Probably Tesla, he has that shit on lockdown.

>>21156929

Adorable thought they may be, don't get too attached to them. They're essentially mobile mines.

Wait. Is that really planefag back? I must be seeing gnomes.

>>21157045
How do we know this? Keep it period, writefag

>>21157045

Also, this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Doc5QIWY-Uo

>>21156994
Indeed. Two days' wait won't kill me anyway.

>>21156976
I'm reading your story. Right now.

>>21157003
>Looking in history books
>Wondering where all the wee men went

See, it's stuff like going after the little shiny things that tend to do the cockblocking in this quest, not a character butting in.

>>21157045
Disarm one and keep it as a pet. Or don't disarm it.

We can call it Mini-Minna!

>>21157052
even without knowing they're mines, MC'd know that something this crazy could only come from the electric wizard himself

>>21157071
Well sure, but that's even more reason to investigate.

We have a resident mad scientist on base whom I loathe with an Edison-like hatred. He always comes in with a big scene-grabbing distraction that accomplishes nothing save preventing anon from accomplishing whatever anon was trying to accomplish or prevent himself from accomplishing at the time. I say not this time. The party shall go forth!

>>21157080
we have a party to throw. tesla can bring his chibi tanks and use them as serving platters

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>>21157065
Well thanks! Nice to know, tell are your friends, make sure to comment and all that stuff!

(Actually you can tell me here too I guess.)

STAY ON TARGET!!!

PARTY TIME!!!!!

>>21157119
Half way through chapter 2.

You really need to write faster.

>>21157171
I'm trying! Part way through chapter 4 already. But my ideas are epic story long and I can only write so fast. Fav it and keep watching.

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You and Paddy watch the small army of tiny tanks rattle away into the depths of Castle Barin.

"... should we...?" Paddy asks hesitantly.

"Eh," you say. "Something like that's always happening around here. And every time I chase it down, I get wrapped up in some new insanity. Nothing good ever comes of it."

Paddy gives you a lidded-eye look. "Aside from the lightning-sharkplane and sleeping with the hot red-headed German."

"... how did you know-"

"I didn't. Emphasis on 'didn't'."

".... okay, point taken," you say, rolling your cart into a shadowed corner. "But if Tesla's involved, we stay out of it. He's a cyclone of crazy that sucks everybody in."

"In other words, he steals the spotlight from you."

"... it's calmer in the eye of the storm, you know?"

Paddy nods sagely. "I do. You're either the bludgeoned victims, or the lone madman beating soldiers to death with a Bf-109 instrument panel."

"... right," you say warily, evaluating the length and sturdiness of Paddy's cane anew. "Lets get trackin'."

With Paddy clanking along behind, you follow the distant squeaks and clanks through the old hallways a while. After a bit, Paddy takes the lead, moving faster.

"I think I know where they're going," he says. Shortly, he leads you to a hallway you recognize - the one leading to the room where Sanya was sheltered after her psionic 'incident.' Sure enough, a few muted clicks and clanks emanate from inside. You and Paddy stick your heads in curiously.

A woman with long white hair is kneeling on the floor, watching the little tanks as they orderly line up in two parade rows before her. She seems to be focused, and doesn't notice your presence.

>wat do

>>21157193
Will do. If need be I can probably set you up with a beta reader.

>>21157232
Cough loudly. Ask if mini-tanks make good pets.

>>21157232
Smile, nod, and go back the way we came. Party, yo.

Also, mind the Heidlemarie. She spooks easily, and she got someone who doesn't like seeing her spooked.

>>21157232
Observe quietly. If she's a witch, we should make nice, and let's not do anything overtly mechanical where she may see it and put two and two together.

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>>21157232
>"I didn't. Emphasis on 'didn't'."

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>>21157232
>Heidi using radios to control babby tanks

HHHHHNNNNNGGGGGG

>>21157232
"Cute tanks."

>>21157232
Well that's nice.

Back to the starting up that party.

>>21157239
Uhm, sure. You could probably tell from my profile that I'm new to writing so I've kinda got an idea what you're talking about but not sure. PM me there, it'll probably be best.

>>21157272
We might as well have started screaming 'I FUCKED MINNA" from the rooftops.

Not a bad idea, actually.

>>21157232
"Can I keep one?"

>>21157276
This brings up the question: Is this white-haired woman wearing pants?

>>21157262
>Heidi

Damn it, PF! Answer my PMs as this is going to affect my planned project!

>>21157232
Say something appropriately icebreaking and cute.

>>21157306

ANONYMOUS.

COME IN, ANONYMOUS.

MORSE CODE.

BEEEEE-OOP EEEP EPP OOOP PPOO P BEEEP OPPP

who are you faget

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heidiho~

>>21157312
IT'S NOT ONE OF OURS, SIR!

>>sleeping with the hot red-headed German.

Jesus, was it that fucking obivious?

>>21157312
..- .-. / .- / ..-. .- --. --. --- -

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>>21157232
start drinking. observe. damnit people, it is time for partying
>>21157325
news travels fast in the land of the pantsless
also, weren't some of his men sitting outside our closet when that happened?

>>21157306
Hasn't Heidi been on base for a while now? We saw her like 30-40 threads ago.

>>21157325
She hadn't gotten laid in over a year. Hell, she probably couldn't even masturbate without guilt about Kurt's death overwhelming her.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure she was pretty goddamn loud.

>>21157362
think we distracted muhreens with her, didn't we?
>>21157328
-. .- -.-- / - .... . .

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>>21157325
Planefag was ambiguous on that point.

>>21157384
Oh... Oh god

She used the tanks to draw us here

TO DRAW US AWAY FROM THE OPEN

TO RENDER HER VENGEANCE

Well, she's not Tesla, which is good, since we're avoiding Tesla. She seems to be a witch. We're trying to put together a party, witches invited. Solution: Invite new witch to party.

>>21157375
I thought that the walls would have been thick enough to block the sound.

>>21157384
Her or "Princess"

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>>21157441
IT IS FOREVER A MYSTERY

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"Heidi~ho," you call just as Paddy schmoozes, "awww, can I keep one?"

The reaction is excellent. The white-haired woman - a Witch, judging from her trouser emancipation - manages to leap, twirl, and make it to the corner of the room in one motion. The two rows of minitanks surge forward, forming a line-abreast barricade between you and her in almost as much time.

"Sorry," Paddy says, not sounding very sorry. "Saw the little tanks trooping out of the elevator and we wondered what was going on."

"Ah~" the Witch says, letting a little sigh past the fisted hands pressed against her mouth.

A silence stretches.

"So what's going on?" you ask, pointing at the tanks. "Are you controlling those?"

She nods, not moving her hands. It's a rather odd sight; she's not as young as other witches - sixteen or seventeen at the worst, you guesstimate - and rather tall, too. Her pale complexion contrasts sharply with her dark, almost rubescent eyes... but despite her potentially imposing appearance, she's obviously terribly shy.

>Make a note of this for Sanya and move on.
>PARTY GUEST AQQUIRED

>>21157434
Some sounds can't be blocked by mere 'walls'.

>>21157447
PARTY GUEST ACQUIRED.

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>>21157434
/i don;t think you're understanding here. MC still has bells ringing in his ears.

>>21157447
"Want to come to the party?"

>>21157447
>PARTY GUEST ACQUIRED

>>21157447
>>Make a note of this for Sanya and move on.

>>21157447
Make a note of this for Sanya and move on. But inform her of the party anyways incase she wants to come.

No point in dragging the poor girl.

>>21157447
>PARTY GUEST AQQUIRED

"Come, there is partying to be done and we can not have a proper party without your tiny tanks. We need you and your tanks if we want this party to be a true success."

>>21157447
>>Make a note of this for Sanya and move on.
>>PARTY GUEST AQQUIRED
Parties and such

>>21157447
>Make a note of this for Sanya and move on.
Can we use the party to build a massive pillowfort?

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>>21157489

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>>21157447
can't we do both?
>adorable cossack commanding legion of chibitanks
d'awwwwwwwwww

>>21157447
Want to party?

>>21157447
>Heidi has no friends
>Uses radar magic to command robotic "friends"

>>21157481
This

>>21157489
Did you learn nothing from the last time social fucktards such as yourself asked for such a thing?

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>>21157489
Wait, that wasn't the point of having the party?

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>>21157489
bring forth the hue

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>friends
>little robots...
>friends...

>>21157481
>>21157447

I'll second that.

>>21157447
>PARTY GUEST ACQUIRED
She bring the itty bitty tank committee too.

>>21157447
Both sounds good.

Also
>Add to little sister brigade

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>>21157520

>>21157447
>PARTY GUEST ACQUIRED

FUCKING TANK WAITERS!

>>21157529
She CAN bring.

Goddamn.

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>>21157507
That's sad

>>21157447
>Make a note of this for Sanya and move on.

>>21157447
Introduce self. Invite witch to party.

>>21157575
This

>>21157447
>PARTY GUEST AQQUIRED
We're not inviting the titty monster or spaghetti gremlin, so she shouldn't have TOO much trouble.

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>>21157630
>Not inviting Charlotte
u wot m8

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>>21157630
>titty monster or spaghetti gremlin

What?

>>21157630
>>21157657
Let's make it a little sister party. That'll be fun.

>>21157677
if only ;_;

>>21157677
Looks shopped. Also, the Minna on the table isn't circled.

>>21157630
>not inviting shirley
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>21157698
It is shopped. Several of those picture frames weren't even there in the original picture.

>>21157447
OFFER invitation to the party. Allow her a way to gracefully decline.

>>21157680
Plus our bros and Minna, of course. And Sakamoto and Perrine, if they insist on bitching about it.

>>21157630
pushy people aren't too unusual to her, considering how Princess has a one-sided friendship with her.

>>21157715
Don't interrupt her and Sean's "Happy time" (or fucking until it's rape time)

>>21157680
>little sister party
>literally a cartload of booze
this will not end well

>>21157728
sure it will

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Seeing the gorgeous, terribly shy Night Witch cowering in the corner, with only an army of cold robotic chibitanks for company, you feel your heart sink with sympathy. You've drawn one shy, withdrawn Night Witch out of her shell, why not another?

You introduce yourself. "And this is Paddy Mayne. Who are you?"

"H-Heidimarie."

"You're a Night Witch?"

She nods, her eyes darting between you and Paddy, though she manages to tuck her hands behind her back, finding refuge in the familiar dignity of the parade rest stance.

You smile warmly. "I'm a P-61 pilot, myself. How long have you been at Barin?"

Heidi opens her mouth to speak... and lets it hang open as her eyes widen with recognition. You're still processing this as bad news when you notice her pawing absently at her waist, where her service pistol would usually be belted.

Hedi and you reach the same conclusion at the exact same time.

>STAND YOUR GROUND LIKE BELGIUM
>RUN LIKE THE AEF

>>21157447
Make a note of this for sanya and move on

>>21157724
He should know that he's welcome. Maybe his hips are sore.

>>21157741
>RUN LIKE THE AEF
We should have moved on.

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>>21157741

>>21157741
>STAND YOUR GROUND LIKE BELGIUM

>>21157741
RUN LIKE THE AEF


why's she trying to shoot MC?

>>21157741
What the fuck just happened?

>>21157753
No cockblocking someone else; it's bad enough we cockblock young as much as it is.

STAND YOUR GROUND LIKE BELGIUM

ANd shit goes down.

>STAND YOUR GROUND LIKE BELGIUM

>>21157741
STAND YOUR GROUND LIKE BELGIUM!

We've been all responsible and shit lately, lets keep it up.

>>21157741
>>RUN LIKE THE AEF
ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>21157741
Ah crap, Minna's right behind us, isn't she?

STAND YOUR GROUND LIKE BELGIUM

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RUNNING JUST CONFIRMS GUILT

>>21157741
Planefag, what the fuck conclusion did she reach that she's trying to kill us?

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>>21157741
Stand our ground like Belgium! THEY SHALL NOT PASS THE MARNE... wait... that was France. Which was attacked... through Belgium.

>>21157788
I think it's more an alien or something else threatening.

>>21157741
So...wanna come party?
>>21157771
>night witch
iirc we used to fuck with them constantly, being night pilots and all

>>21157741
>RUN LIKE THE AEF
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT

>>21157741
what's the AEF?

>>21157741
Wait, what did we do that she wants to shoot us for?

>>21157741
>>STAND YOUR GROUND LIKE BELGIUM

We should sit down to appear less threatening to her. Who would shoot a man sitting on the floor?

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>>21157774
No cockblocking implied. He's our bro, and he deserves to know that he can come, even if he doesn't.

>>21157801
American Expeditionary Force. Force sent over during WW1

>>21157801

Thousands of soldiers huddling on Dunkirk's beach waiting for evactuation.

>>21157741
STAND YOUR GROUND LIKE BELGIUM

Stand our ground, invite her and her tanks to the party. We have grown up since our Night Witch bouncing days, we take responsibility for stuff, we even apologize on occasion.

>>21157801
Allied Expeditionary Force, the guys who got their asses kicked when the Germans invaded France and had to evacuate at Dunkirk

>>21157804
I still think it's something else besides us.

>>21157741
>STAND YOUR GROUND LIKE BELGIUM
WE HOLD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHLdg_VNww

>>21157803
>>21157790
We drew a group of Marine's attention to her...while she wasn't wearing underwear.

We *really* need to stop assuming that witches don't have memories...

>>21157824
Nothing says "I don't feel tense and threatened" like leaning over backwards from a sitting position.

>>21157741
It's not that I can't think of any reason why someone wouldn't want to shoot MC. It's just that there are so many possible reasons that I'm not sure which one applies here.

I vote for standing our ground. If we run, Heidi will be safely out of the tanks' blast radius.

>STAND YOUR GROUND LIKE BELGIUM
>RUN LIKE THE AEF
neither of these options sound conducive to our continued well being...
...Screw it, may as well go out like Man
>STAND YOUR GROUND LIKE BELGIUM

>>21157741
>STAND YOUR GROUND LIKE BELGIUM
Not a step back!

>>21157820
>AMERICAN Expeditionary Force

Yeah, no.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Expeditionary_Force_%28World_War_II%29

>>21157840
that is assuming she was the victim and not Princess

Our legendary ADOS strikes again.

Weren't we throwing a party the likes of which barin would talk of for decades to come?

>>21157741
Stand your ground, pilot.

>STAND YOUR GROUND LIKE BELGIUM

The fuck did he do? So much shit has happened I've lost track.

>>21157876
We are currently trying to stay alive

>>21157741
RUN

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>>21157876
we hopefully still are. don't lose faith yet

>>21157840
That was Prinzessin, wasn't it?

>>21157741
But the Belgians folded like wet paper in WWII and completely fucked the plans of the French and British by not letting them into Belgium until after the Germans had invaded. The AEF, meanwhile, ran TOWARD the fighting, albeit because everybody else had had two or three years of war by that point to teach them why that was stupid.

>>21157901
Planefag doesn't know/care

>>21157741

>STAND YOUR GROUND LIKE BELGIUM

Why stop being responsible now? Sure we could run and live, but we will still have to deal with the comeupance later.

>>21157899
The Japanese: No sense of right and wrong (proportions).

>>21157741

>>STAND YOUR GROUND LIKE BELGIUM

What's she gonna do, bury us in minitanks?

>>21157741
SEARCH FOR WEAKPOINTS AND SMASH THROUGH LIKE THE RED ARMY

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With a cacophony of adorable little rattleclanks, ten baby tanks surge towards you as a unified front of shin-annihilating bruiserising. Paddy has a stick, but you have nothing but two good feet. It's time to retreat.

You've taken one step backwards when the horrible, cold truth hits you - you're about to flee an armored blitzkrieg directed by a German. In front of a Brit. If you do this, you will never be able to mock the British's pissweak performance at Dunkirk again.

It is hopeless, and your fate is sealed. But for the good of your fellow soldiers, for the good of AMERICA! you will defend that incredibly valuable pissing-match point or die trying!

As the armored horde advances, you counter-attack, taking huge, bold strides, stomping like a towering colossus towards the puny weapons of the manlings. With a ferocious roar, you leap airborne and come down with both feet on the first of the horrid devices, bellowing with triumph as you connect.

The chibitank, moving at a decent clip by then, simply speeds out from under your feet, flipping you over and landing you on your back.

And then the rest close in.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" you scream in horror as ten clanking mechanical monstrosities begin nudging you from all sides with all their miniscule might.

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>>21157899
>Minna dresses like this for the party

Make it happen

>>21157909
Actually, I just figured it would be easier dealing with her before she remembered where she put her gun.

>>21157932
Each of which can carry enough explosives to take out a bunker.

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>>21157907
>>21157901

see:

suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18468038/#18468891

SHROEDINGER'S WITCH

>>21157938
My sides literally

>>21157447
WE MUST KNOW WHAT MIYAFUJI AND LYNNE SAW WITH CUPCAKE

>>21157952
And we know that from what? Keep it period, anon.

>>21157938
I want this drawfagged.

>>21157976
I think we all do.

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>>21157938
ride minitanks to party

>>21157938
Laugh and giggle like we're getting a kick out of it. After all, we've seen worse practically every day at Barin thusfar.

>>21157991
Oh, Dan. I'll always miss you.

>>21157975

They first appeared in 1942. They aren't some top-secret wunderwaffe; it's easy to believe that reports of the little mini-tanks have popped up in "Hey, get a load of this" pieces in Stars and Stripes.

>>21157964
Appearance of Heidi, Characterisation of Prinzessin.

Fuck, I dunno.

>>21157938

>offer alcohol as peace offering'

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>>21158000

Play this with as much (comedic) drama as possible, complete with dying speeches and everything. If we make her laugh she might just forget to castrate us with couple hundred Kg of mini-tanks.

>>21158041
Best damn character in the show.

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After a while, the insistent nudges stop, and Heidi herself towers over you.

"Well? What do you have to say for yourself?"

"... I liked the stripes better," you say honestly.

Heidimarie squeals with impressive volume, shoving her shirttails between her legs belatedly. The chibitanks advance once more, and this time they keep going, crawling over you. Even one is about the size of your torso, and none too light, and soon you realize Heidi is trying to bury you under a stack of them. You're just summoning the last of your strength for a final, desperate gambit, when a thump and a moan drift over from the doorway.

"Ooooh...."

"What - what's wrong!?" Heidi says, the tanks suddenly halting their assault as her attention is diverted.

You manage to shove one tank off you and sit up, looking around. Lying sprawled over the threshhold is Paddy, a grimace of pain on his face... and a dark red splotch seeping through his faded uniform pants.

>PANIC
>MEEEEEEDIIIIIIC
>I GOT THIS
>.... clever girl

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>you scream in horror as ten clanking mechanical monstrosities begin nudging you from all sides with all their miniscule might.

Terrifying.

>>21158059
What?

>>21158059
>>.... clever girl
escape!

>>21158059

>...clever girl

>>21158059
>'TIS BUT A SCRATCH

>>21158059
>Squaddie Young has panicked!

But seriously call the medic. Even if he's faking, it's more distraction to save our hide.

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>>21158059
>>MEEEEEEDIIIIIIC
OHGOD! SHE KILLED HIM! SHE KILLED HIM!

We should probably get medic to sew him up again. Or a medi-witch!

>>21158059
SOMEBODY SHOT PADDY

...WHY SHOULD WE CARE

>>21158059
>MEEEEEEDIIIIIIC
We fucked up the Heimlich, we don't got this. Let's hope it's Miyafuji that hears.

>>21158041
ok ill bite.

source?

>>21158082

Why do you think he was walking with a cane, man?

>>21158059
>"... I liked the stripes better," you say honestly.
You know, I was reading Maid Quest last week for lack of anything better to do. It impressed me how much the Main Character managed to be simultaneously a good person and a complete and utter dick, simply by the author knowing when to serious the fuck up. It really helped the tone of the whole piece.

Planefag, you remind me very much of the guy who ran Maid Quest. If you haven't read it, I'd suggest it.

Also:

> I GOT THIS (with a side of ...clever girl)

>>21158059

>MEEEEEEDIIIIIIC

Remember what happened last time we tried to help someone