>>21158787
MC's pants. That or a potato bin.

>>21158787
>Minna's office

>>21158787
hangar or baths. pool party?

Inb4 panzer etc

The room that will draw the most attention, which one gets the most foot-traffic and can actually hold a party like what we're aiming for?

>>21158787
in the hangar of course of course

>>21158833
I agree with this poster.

>>21158787
Wait.

Wait.

ACQUIRE PADDY MAYNE'S DISCARDED PANTS

GET DRUNK AND PURSUE GIRLS WITH THEM SCREAMING ABOUT WITCHBANE

>>21158828
Baths, deffo.

BATHS.

>>21158819
this

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>>21158819

I don't think you fully comprehend the size of this party.

>>21158830
in after panzer

>>21158787
In the armory. We need to give the drunks access to weapons.

Baths motherfucker.

>>21158787
Baths. Definitely. We can throw a sort of 'beach' party.

5 bucks says it'll end up looking like something out of a Rammstein concert.

>PARTY LOCATION?
Castle Barin. All of it.

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The Dining Hall, it's pretty big and has a huge fancy table, wait no

THE CONFERENCE ROOM

EVERY AIRMAN'S DREAM IS TO TURN POWERPOINT HELL INTO A SNACKBAR

>>21158842
Oh, I do. Minna needs a day off. We'll give her one.

Be wrecking her office so bad she'll have to take the day off while it's repaired.

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>>21158842
We move everything in Minna's office to the baths!

Well LtPugh, if you're writing Witches why not talk to us in the IRC? #SWQ on Rizon.

>>21158882
FUCKING GENIUS

Party at the beach? Oh wait, too much stuff out there.

>>21158873
Wait, wait. THERE IS A BEACH. An ACTUAL BEACH. Why not go there?

>>21158882
....This.

>>21158895
Damn you minna pup. Those were for the party.

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>>21158895
That will be a more 'private' party.

>>21158828
+1 for baths.

>>21158908
If I recall correctly it's about to get kinda shitty outside.

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The hangar.

Can't leave our best girl outta this, can we?

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>>21158882
DO IT

>>21158924
dat be true. storm was approaching while MC talked with Trude

Oi SWQ writefag komrade, join us at #SWQ on Rizon.net

>>21158908
It's raining.

>>21158940
all the more reason to have an indoor pool party

>>21158882
>EVERY AIRMAN'S DREAM IS TO TURN POWERPOINT HELL INTO A SNACKBAR

This wins because of powerful and inevitable truthiness.

>>21158940
I entirely did not recall that. Fair enough!

>>21158929
ghost no. Crix is right. Think about. Listen to the army fag

Hey PF, just because it'll cause conniptions amongst errybody in these threads, the new Xcom game is out and is apparently really fucking good, you should pick it up.

baths

>>21158951
>we have a pool party in the conference room

>>21158951
Excellent.

>>21158951
What about the press room or whatever they call the place they hold press conferences? I'm assuming that's not the same thing as the conference room, and we hate it just as much.

>Alcohol ctrietp

I think captcha was asking for an alcohol sitrep, but the alcohol kicked in before it got to the sitrep part.

Strike Witches?

Time for bed!

I'll read you tomorrow on the archives, you beautiful monster!

>>21158787
The correct answer is everywhere.

>>21158976
This requires a genuine pool table. As in, a table that is a swimming pool. Upon which we shall float the other kind of pool table.

We can build this dread construction from unnecessary parts of the motor pool.

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>>21158951
Why don't we... combine them all! A beach themed pool party in the conference room!

I think we need to do something. You know what we need to do? Toga party.

>>21158945
Are you referring to me? I'm the guy who got surprised by PF having scenes with Heidi.

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>>21158955
... I'm in the chairforce

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>>21158995
We shall party on the beaches, we shall party on the landing grounds, we shall party in the fields and in the streets, we shall party in the hills; we shall never surrender to the brass!

>>21159020
Let's just go full frat party with it. Samurai bros and Toga hoes.

>>21159028
Worse then hitler

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>>21159073
ur waifu is a slut

NEON SAMURAI ASSEMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE

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>>21159080
No. Mine is.

>>21159085
HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I had almost forgotten about that

>>21158969
He can make vague representations of the cast and send them off to their inevitable death.

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>>21159028

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As you ascend towards the castle proper in the freight elevator, you realize where the party must be. Not only does it have the space, the tables, the lighting and the soundproofing, but its the bastion of boredom, the stronghold of slideshows, the dungeon of drudgery.

The fucking briefing room.

Briefing rooms are big places with narrow benches made by English carpenters who made church pews before being commandeered into making seating for the young boisterous women-stealing Americans. Upon these contraptions perch sixty or seventy young men woken up at Dark O'Clock and crammed into a gusty tent at Early AM to listen to some asshole point at a map everybody knows anyway and recite inevitably inaccurate weather reports and enemy force concentrations. But these are nothing compared to debriefs, where pilots are lashed to chairs with their eyes taped open to stare at moodily-lit black-and-white photographs of what might be bomb craters. And when the Brass has a belly full of hideous, hateful wrath sufficient to set the universe a-tremble from one end to the other, they bring out the graphs.

Into this stronghold of suck you will attack, alone with your party-cart, and bring the vile regime of stupid to its knees.

You reach the main floor. Shoving the party-cart over the ledge of the elevator door with some difficulty, you get it into the main hall. When you reach the hall that leads to the briefing room, you throw your back into it and the cart begins to build momentum.

>>21159103
He's doing that now.

>>21158969
>X-COM

Won't work until I flash my vidyacard BIOS. And I deleted FTL to remove temptation to not write.

Oh, FTL.

>PARTY IN THE MEDBAY AND EVERYONE'S INVITED
>bring your own oxygen

>>21159130
I call it O'Dark--thirty.

>>21159130
Ah the Rolling Court Martial Mk. II

>>21159130
fuck McNamara

>>21159151
That's what I'd always heard, but then, civilian.

>>21159167
The other is O'Dark-hundred, which is interchangeable.

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>>21159130
inb4 Young runs someone over (probably Perrine)

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>>21159130
>Room is full of brass and journalists

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>>21159186
Ms not appearing in this episode

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This thread needs more Sanya

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The heavily-laden cart picks up momentum like a ponderous freight train, the smooth stone floors giving it an excellent run-up to the doors. You're moving with mighty and terrible velocity by the time you begin your terminal attack, and at the last moment you let go the push-bar and slid to a halt as the party-cart, unimpeded, roars into the attack.

A thunderous, splintering crash as the PARTY-CART smashes through the front gate of Castle Crapitude and sails into the middle of the room, you bounding in behind it.

The room is packed with bored-looking Witches and pilots, all of them staring everywhere but at the blackboard. Because they're staring at the battering-ram of a cart that just demolished the doors, probably, but you suspect they weren't paying attention earlier, too. Slumped listlessly over the podium is Minna herself, a look of dreamy disconnection only now lifting from her features as she turns to look at you.

"PARTY TIME!" you scream at the top of your lungs, gyrating your hips a few times for effect.

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>>21159276
I agree

>>21159285
>gyrating your hips a few times for effect, until one of them makes a popping noise that you can feel in your soul.

>>21159208
Because she's too busy bedding Ian right now.

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>>21159285
LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTEEEEEED

>>21159285
oh god this isn't going to end well

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>>21159276
aw that's adorab-
oh

>>21159285
>nb4 someone is dead

>>21159285
GLORIOUS

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>>21159285
>run up to Minna and make out

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>>21159285
oh boy here we go

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>>21159285
>"PARTY TIME!" you scream at the top of your lungs, gyrating your hips a few times for effect.

>>21159276
>>21159286
>puffy_sanyan.jpg

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>>21159276
>>21159286


>>21159285
Time to party!

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>>21159285

>>21159285
Yo, dis where da party's at?

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>>21159314
Just accept it

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>posting lewd sanyan

>>21159352
NO
I CAN'T FAP TO ADORABLE COSSACK
I JUST CAN'T, IT FEELS WRONG

>>21159352
...San-nyan?

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>>21159380
You know you want to~

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As your gleeful shout fades away, silence falls upon you, cold and clammy. The soft padding of the soundproofing absorbs your merriment and call to mirth, leaving the atmosphere as dead and empty as whence you arrived.

Dozens of heads swivel with audible creaks to refocus bleary eyes on you. Heads tilt and mouths droop as they process what lies before them. As realization sweeps the crowd, they begin to regard you like a mutated starfish playing a harmonica might regard cabbage. An entire roomful of strange looks - a strange room, if you will.

You feel you have erred.

>YOU CAN STILL PULL THIS OFF
>BUT HOW

>Discretion is the better part of valor
"Oh, I thought this was the armory."

>>21159435
Start handing out booze. They know how to do the rest.

>>21159435
Booze and food? An impromptu Jazz band?
More booze?

>>21159435
>Place Minna on cart
>ABSCOND

>>21159435
>strange room
only one way to beat this
beer and music

>>21159435
Shoulda been wearing a toga.

>>21159435

Well If you guys don't want any I can always take this back to Malory and the news reporters

>>21159435
Fire your sidearm into the ceiling and start yelling

>>21159435
"Fine, fuck you all."
Then this >>21159461

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>>21159435
Like we know when to stop

>>21159435
Use the booze, its the only way!

>>21159435
start singing a drinking song, the best one we know. begin handing out booze, starting with Minna.

>>21159435
There has to be coffee here, right? Start spiking that shit.

Also, beatboxing. Or just full-on flyting.

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>>21159430
BUT I DUN WANNA

>>21159435
"C'mon, we're heading to the bath!"

Leave. Let whatever's happening happen, and if they want to follow? Good on them.

>>21159435
By unerring.
Unerringly continuing to shout 'party time' and gyrate hips.

>>21159474
>Changing my vote to this.

>>21159435
"someone is handing you free booze and you are turning it down? AND YOU CALL YOURSELVES PILOTS?!"

>>21159435

>Obtain booze from cart
>Holding it in one hand, pop off lid
>Approach Minna with purposeful strides
>Take a swig of booze
>Using one hand, grab Minna by the waist and kiss/transfer booze forcefully via mouth, while raising other hand with booze into the air
>Once completed, re-state what time it is.

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>>21159435

Step 1: Place food and booze on briefing room table
Step 2: Place Minna on cart
Step 3: ABSCOND!!
Step 4: ????????
Step 5: Profit!

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>>21159461
"Follow you leader boys!"

>>21159459
>>21159465
>music

That's the missing element. You realize this too late.

YOU FORGOT THE GODDAMN MUSIC.

WHAT. WILL. YOU. DO?

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>>21159435
Oh my mistake, I thought the people who wanted to have FUN were in this room.

>>21159474
Best Option here

>>21159504
Sing. We shall duet with Minna.

>>21159504
Sing. Sing like the motherfucking pilot that you are.

>>21159435
"No one wants to party? Guess I'll just leave with all this FRESH FOOD and BOOZE then."

>>21159504
DRINKING SONG

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>>21159504
"Minna baby, help me out here."

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>>21159504
fuck

>>21159504
Sing goddamit. Sing like you're already shitfaced.

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>>21159510
>kitkat
>mintz

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>>21159504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C95Cb2ByHNA

>>21159504
Beatboxing or a capella, motherfucker, have you heard of them?

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>>21159551
Fucking missclicked piece of shit picture asdiuahwefi asdfjwaejf
werjiordgdrg

>>21159435
"Sorry, wrong room"

360 and out

AND YOU CALL YOURSELF MAID-QUEST FANS, GOD DAMN

>>21159567
UNZ UNZ UNZ

>>21159504
Start singing "Johnny Jump Up" as we distribute booze around the room.

>>21159567

OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

>>21159567
I've never read Maid-Quest, so I have no fucking clue what you mean.

>>21159567
OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

>>21159504
QUICK
START SINGING GILBERT AND SULLIVAN

>>21159586
I with this Anon.

>>21159567
It's the 1940s, raves haven't been invented yet. OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ is therefore not an option.

>>21159574
>>21159583
>>21159587
>>21159587

THERE WE GO

wait warmly

>>21159567
UDZ UDZ UDZ

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>>21159567
oh right
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

>>21159567
Well, sorry for trying to be original.

>>21159595
WHO

THE FUCK

CARES
OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ

>>21159595
That's why I didn't do it, yo.

>>21159504

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shzJafxvaq4

>>21159603
WHAT. WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>>21159504
Start singing "How I Hate To Get Up In The Morning", by Irving Berlin.

I'd suggest the Colonel Bogey March, but best not to bring up those memories to the Germans. Especially the one we're fucking.

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>>21159595

there's some shit

you don't know about

the beatniks, man

>>21159577
This. We need something that is, dare I say it, ROLLICKING to get this shit started.

YOU WANT YOUR FUCKING MUSIC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUsePoATbrU

THERE'S YOUR FUCKING MUSIC

>>21159595
Yeah, this quest is completely anachronism-free and it should stay all period-appropriate and serious like it has been.

>>21159612
hi udz

Quick question
What paint job is actually on the P61? Standard night fighter black paint job or something else?

Also nice to have you back planefag

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>>21159609

>>21159632
Sup?

>>21159567
THE WORLD IS NOT YET READY FOR THE OONTZ. WE COULD CAUSE A WORLD-RENDING SINGULARITY. DO YOU WANT THAT ANGELFAP?

>>21159607
>>21159630
Well, more seriously, we are pilot. Fuck electronica, we are power metal. Sabaton for the win.

>>21159595
on the contrary, those Italians man, those Italians

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-0ZgZ4HdDI

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I know it's probably better fit for a beach party... but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNNR8UX7oKk

And yeah, I have no clue what I'm doing. But hey, german metal conga beach party.

>>21159651
holy shit this is catchy as fuck

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>>21159609

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It has... been a while...

Let us OONST.

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>>21159639

Paint job is lime-green wings with a bright pink fuselage.

Your callsign is "the Flaming Ace."

>>21159686
oh u

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>>21159686
I like it.

>>21159609
I like you. That is a very good link there. You should feel good.

more Sanya

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>>21159717
Have you no shame?

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>>21159717

>>21159726
i'm on /tg/, of course i don't

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>>21159717

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>>21159742
Well I can't argue with that. Here. Have some d'awww.

>>21159686
Funnily enough I can actually picture young piloting that and making it awesome

>>21159749
perfect

>>21159756
dawwww

Wait. Wait. I know what we must sing. There is only one song we can break out in a military quest during karaoke time.

VULGARIS. MAGISTRALIS.

>>21159804
But Heidevolk hasn't been formed yet

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Under the withering stares of dozens of weary, stressed-out, brain-dead pilots and Witches, you must make a last desperate gamble for your composure, reputation, and your boredom-smashing party. In a flash you recognize your tragic error - you didn't bring music. And with but your lone voice to throw into this noise-absorbing room, it simply wouldn't be enough.

There is but one gambit left.

Making a slick about-face, you boogie over to the light-switches and begin flipping them on and off as fast as possible.

"OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ-"

Something melodious and lovely bubbles up from the front of the room, washing away the awkward atmosphere and lightening your soul. Collapsed over the podium up front is Minna, tears streaming down her face as she laughs with desperate, full-bodied guffaws, her face almost splitting in half with a runaway smile. Managing to get her breath somewhat under control, she begins chanting with you, slapping the side of her podium - "uuhahahonts oonts oooowahahahaooonts..."

The almost solid gloom in the room snaps as audibly and crisply as an overloaded support beam giving way, and voices start to murmur in the corners. Around the room, people start tapping their feet and a few even begin muttering along with your relentless, loud, deep chant:

"OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ..."

There's something addictive about a solid beat, especially shared with others, and the flashing lights rob the room of its sterile, flat fluorescent light, the worst weapon of any conference room.

Somewhere in a corner, a harmonica is produced, and things start to move.

>>21159860
yes yes good good. dance puppets, dance

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>mfw

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>>21159860

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>>21159860
I need to read Maid Quest

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>>21159860
let us begin

>>21159890
You really, really do.

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>>21159860

>>21159860
And here. we. go.

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>>21159890
Everyone stand the fuck back

I got this

Oh lord.

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>>21159860

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>>21159925

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The food begins the collapse of serious business, as those closest reach out to steal some crackers or cheese. Soon its being passed to hungry neighbors, and passed further, and in short order the carts being distributed around the room. People abstain from the alcohol... for a bit, until temptation takes its toll and soon that, too is making the rounds.

At length somebody pries you away from the light-switch, your voice hoarse from continuous OONTZing.

"Thank god," somebody opines.

"Too bright," a female voice complains.

"Nope!" a voice calls from above. Squinting upwards, you espy Luuchini shimmying along the arching support rafters as she collects fluorescent bulps under one arm. Apparently she's finally found a use for her dress uniform gloves. As the lights dim, people become more festive, and laughs start to filter through the room.

Hooking by the cart to liberate some liquor, you saunter up to Minna, who's still leaning on the podium, fighting off gigglefits.

"Heeeey~" you say, waving the bottle.

>I have an idea!
>What do you want to do?

>>21159939
>as i'm listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uF4m1C7rUdc

>>21159860
THE SYSTEM IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM IS DOWN.

doo-dee-duh-dee-diddle doo-dee-duh-dee-diddle

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>party

>>21159945
>What do you want to do?

>>21159945
>>What do you want to do?

She hasn't blam'd us for this so far, so let's let her call the shots for a bit.

>>21159945
>>What do you want to do?
lets party like its 1949

>>21159945
"Hey baby. Wanna ride in my cockpit? Be careful, I might eject."

>>21159945
>What do you want to do?

>>21159945
>What do you want to do?

A good relationship is built on mutual, equally-distributed shenanigans.

>>21159945
>What do you want to do?
She's the boss, we just got this shit rollin'.

>propositioning superior officer in the middle of ex-briefing room

While I applaud your collective stones, I also value our ability to keep them.

Ask her to dance, instead.

>>21159945
>What do you want to do?

>>21159957
What the hell is wrong with Zucchini in that?

>>21159988
She's also out girlfriend, and a witch. That gives us leeway.

>>21159945
Let's rock this shit Gangnam style.

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>>21159988
>implying implications

>>21160010
one fuck does not a girlfriend make

>>21160019
We talk too much to be anything else.

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>>21159945

>>21160019
We also have discussions about FEELINGS and THE L-WORD and saucepans and shit like that.

>>21160047
When did we talk about licorice?

>>21160047
Larceny? I don't think we need to bring that up...

>>21159970
Ejecting wasn't a thing in WWII.

>>21160062
Was on some of the later aircraft, albeit in a primitive implementation.

>>21160047
We -are- Loquacious when talking about our plane.

>>21160062
but ditching has a bad ring in the subtext

not that premature ejectulation was any better...

>>21160062
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinkel_He_280

Try again

>>21159945
>Zucchini being useful
CLEARLY SHE HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH A MARTIAN SPYBOT
>What do you want to do?
If the answer is not 'sing drinking songs' then she is wrong.

>>21160047
Hey, just because she hooked up with Cupcakes doesn't make her a lesbian.

>>21159945
>I have an idea!

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>>21160047
lesbians? I think Cupcake is bi

>>21160130
Bi? I'm pretty sure she's Omnii-

>>21160166
I believe "Pansexual" is the word you are looking for

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"Soooo," you drawl salaciously. "Come here ooften?"

"You - you just - you just smashed in here and - do you think? Do you actually THINK?" Minna weaves off the podium and tumbles against you, giggling anew. "Do you even know other people exist? You're like somebody playing an air guitar in their underwear with a record on, but... every minute!"

"Well, I was inspired by you lovely witches," you say sarcastically, poking her underwear-clad butt.

Somewhere in the room a bugle fires up, the warbling, swinging jive of "Boogie-Woogie-Bugle-Boy From Company B" unmistakable. Minna seizes you and drags you into the middle of the room, where there's some space to maneuver, and starts spinning you around giddily. Soon you two are dancing to the best of your limited ability - you've never been much of a dancer, and Minna moves like a good ballroom dancer with limited knowledge of the popular boogies, but soon you're having too much fun to give a damn.

Latching onto you wrists, Minna heaves upwards, her body glowing slightly. Your feet leave the floor completely, and you quickly stiffen your legs as she sling-shots you between hers. You go sliding down the aisle on your rump, getting a little rugburn on your back before digging your heels in, using inertia to help you spring to your feet in an impressive display. People hoot and cheer as you finish with a bow.

Directly in front of you the damaged double-doors are thrown wide by a good-looking woman in flight leathers.

You recognize her instantly.

"COME QUICK!" cries Amalia Earhart. "Your sister just set Dr. Seuss on fire!"

>>21160185
>>21160166
So we need to send her to seduce the martian leader, then?

>>21160185
Gross, she fucks pans?

>>21160188
Fucking girl can't be left alone.

>>21160188
What where why how when who?

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>>21160188
>Robin getting into trouble
>AGAIN
Yep. She's our little sis.
I suppose it's our brotherly duty to bail her ass out.

>>21160188
Didn't someone said a few threads ago that our sis was probably out burning something?

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>>21160191
DRAWFAGS, ASSEMBLE

>>21160188
He can probably deal with it. We've got awkward dancing to do.

>>21160188
WHY CAN'T SHE JUST DRINK SMUGGLED BOOZE LIKE HER BROTHER?

>>21160188
What did Tesla do now?

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NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: ONE WITCH, TWO WITCH, RED WITCH, BLUE WITCH

STRIKE WITCHES will resume SOMETIME THIS WEEKEND because PLANEFAG IS A FAGGOT WHO FORGOT TO WRITE DOWN HIS WORK SCHEDULE so I'll have to check on that. LATER, GATORS

>>21160188
Huh. Wonder what the fuck we are going to do about that.
"Did he deserve it?"

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>>21160188
So, Robin. Went to college early, did we? Majoring in party killing with a minor in cockblocking?

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>>21160188
can't see how that concerns me

>>21160241
good run

>>21160188
I know we're done here, but this had best open up with

>"Again?"

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>>21160192
"Pan" is a prefix meaning roughly "universal"; in this case, "pansexual" would mean "attracted to anything remotely resembling a human being".

>>21160279
Though I wouldn't put it past her fucking cookware.

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>>21160279
I just wanted to make a crappy joke.

>>21160299

Well *I* laughed!

Who here hasn't fucked a buntcake pan?

>>21160319
You! I just want you to know that even as someone who's been here since the beginning and loved most of it, you constantly blocking off discussions with OH NO SOMETHING HAPPENED COME QUICK is actually wearing thin.

>>21160249
...so, what, did Duck Dodgers conquer the Eldar or something?

>>21160338
planefag is just afraid of commitment.

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>>21160348
Pretty much

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>>21160326
Can't say I have. This little number, on the other hand...

>>21160089
She is a witch and thus bi. Just ask Mio's thighs.

>>21160355
Oh, no, I understand why he does it. Crashing through the last wall of bullshit that he put up takes most of a session, and is fun, and we manage to just start talking when the session ends.

Then, to make sure the next one's interesting, he makes something interesting happen. It's a promise for next time. DR. SEUSS IS ON FIRE is a pretty big check to cash, but he's proven he can do it if he tries.

Thing is, it keeps happening, and it isn't a good cycle to repeat.

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>witches
>straight

>>21160381
no, he just doesn't want to get married.

>>21160381
You just wanted to fuck minna


Yeah, it's annoying, but 90% of this shit is spur of the moment bullshit anyway, so it's not like it matters.

>>21160362
She's only 16, you fuck!

>>21160381
Almost any joke stops being funny after 20+ times

>>21160381
Not to put words in planefag's mouth, but he does it to keep the quest moving. Anon would have never done anything without planefag pushing us to act like this.

>>21160188
>Amalia Earhart
well now, Robins love interest has arrived.

Ask her what her intentions towards robin are what with the jewelry she's giving her already.

>>21160530
>Robin's love interest

She'll be so disappointed when she disappears.

>>21160410
That's old enough, man, old enough.

What, no post-quest writefaggotry or drawfaggotry this time?

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>>21160338

Late reply is late, but, amusingly enough, I was going to provide a voting suggestion in the beginning of the next thread that boils down to

>NO FUCK YOU

You get railroaded because, in part, being in the military IS being railroaded. You're a soldier, you take orders, bitch.

Except for when you don't, like right now. And I'm perfectly happy NOT interrupting the party scene with dancing Minna just to go running off to put out another fire (literally and figuratively.) Theses interruptions will continue, if only to show that there is other things happening at Castle Barin off-camera, but you don't necessarily need to go running after them.