Two years ago, you were a Magical Girl. You're at the top of your rank. You've managed to earn enough to get a rather luxurious apartment at the city's upscale district, as well as a very nice motorcycle you only ride when you're positive no one you know is looking. You've already filled two display cases full of medals and awards that generally mean little to anyone else that would see them, but for those in the know, they're tangible proof that you're the best at what you do. And they absolutely adore you for it.You can also make a very mean plate of pancakes.
>>20093863MGNQ???? AT THIS TIME?
>>20093863At least, that's what you've been told, by the blue-haired girl with the bad temper that you'd served breakfast on a whim (she was bringing in your sealed dossier). In the breaths she could spare while greedily wolfing them down - she had told you that they were the best thing she'd ever tasted, and she would kill for another stack."Oh my God, this is good. This is like...this is like so good, Mami-san. I can't stop eating," she exulted, her mouth full. That's very kind of her to say, and you tell her so, giving her the smile that you rarely show anyone else - and she positively crimsoned at it, before hunkering back down to continue destroying her first stack.You were in the middle of making her a new batch when your cellphone started to vibrate, buzzing slightly in your bathrobe's pocket.What did you do?[]You answered it, wondering who could it be this early.[]You hung and turned your cellphone off. Making pancakes require uninterrupted focus to be perfect.
>9:27pm EST>Threads are normally started in the morningGoddammit deculture
Oh boy, different points of view.
[]You answered it, wondering who could it be this early.
>>20093907>03:27 CEST hereThere goes my sleep.
[X]You answered it, wondering who could it be this early.
Late night MGNQ. We are truly Noir now.
>>20093894[x]You answered it, wondering who could it be this early.>>20093884>>20093907Deculture is skipping work. Which means I am too!
>>20093894>[]You answered it, wondering who could it be this early.But of course. Also: I was gonna take a nap, damnit.
>>20093894[x]You answered it, wondering who could it be this early.Whoever this person is, surely we could spare a few moments of our time. It must be important if he or she is calling at this hour.
>>20093894[x]You answered it, wondering who could it be this early.So is this current Mami, or is this some kind of flashback?
The worst, Miro.
rolled 60 = 60I roll to kill myself, the little girl.
>>20093987Flashback, I believe. There was a comment on twitter implying such.
8:30pm. Perfect. Since I called in for work tomorrow, I can actually stay late. Huzzah and stuff. Mami flashback thread? Nice![]You answered it, wondering who could it be this early.
>>20093987Pretty sure it's a flashback thing, to right at the start, from Mami's point of view. The time we came in and shot the girl in the face, you remember? First thread, I think it was.If you've got me filtered I'll look very silly.
>>20093987It's a flashback.
>>20093987Decu said FLASHACK TIME on twitter.Also, loli Chiaki drawings.
>>20094016>Namefagging>Tripfagging>Avatarfagging>TwitterfaggingCan you be any more of an attention whore?
[X]You answered it, wondering who could it be this early.Kyubey time? Kyubey time.
>>20094052Probably.If you don't like it, that's what filters are for, right?
>>20094052>Tripfaggingto be fair, most of /tg/'s trips aren't that bad. compared to other boards they're saintly.But yeah, Avataring and Tripfagging is a bit much
>>20093863Fuck yeah, Mami flashback![X]You answered it, wondering who could it be this early.resistag excellent Captcha agrees...
>>20094074Thing is, your post are often interesting so I don't really want to filter you out.But that damn avatar annoy me greatly.If I could only remove the image I'd have no problem with you.
Miyori, any chance I can get you image folder?I am not getting banned for specifying which again.
[x]You answered it, wondering who could it be this early.Anything else would ruin the timeline.
>>20094176You can get banned for specifying an image folder?
>>20094194>>Anything else would ruin the timeline.Mami?! What are you doing?! You'll create a time paradox! Mami?! MAAAAAMIIIIIII!!
>>20094110>Avataring and Tripfagging is a bit muchI only took the trip so people who disliked the avatar could filter me, actually. Though it doesn't seem to have entirely solved the problem: >>20094130It appears we have a predicament, then. Now I have no idea what to do.>>20094176Uh, I guess. I'd have to upload it someplace, though, as I don't think people would like me dumping the images anywhere. And that would take me a long time on my British internet.
>>20093894[x]You answered it, wondering who could it be this early.Need. Social. Contact. Besides, what if somebody's in trouble?
>>20094209Apparently the one of the reaction variety.Got banned for posting a URL too, no URL.
>>20094223>It appears we have a predicament, then. Now I have no idea what to do.Remove your avatars, like you said you would in the first threads?
>>20094016I'm not sure that's when it's happening. The >Two years agomakes me think this is, well, two years before Chiaki's events.>>20094052>TwitterfaggingAre... Are you really making an issue of talking to Deculture outside of a thread?
>>20094247I'll never get why this sends people into such an apocalyptic rage. It's just a picture.
>>20094223>>20094247I find the avatarfaggotry fun.Please don't drop it.And thanks for thinking about uploading.
>>20094259Seconded. I don't see a problem with a Quest OP making a Twitter account to let others know when they're running.Hell, I can think of one that I wish he had a twitter *cough* Tale/a/non *cough cough*
>>20094247B-but I like my avatars...>>20094259I dunno. It seems rather to similar to the Chiaki situation to be anything else.You do make a good point, though--maybe this could be being told in the future from the main quest setting? So the two years ago takes us back to the start of the Chiaki events.
>>20094259>>>20094052>>TwitterfaggingJust saying it's much on top of all the rest.Especially when he capitalize on Deculture kindness to legitimate his practice.
>>20094216www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMKDIDkt7Mc
>>20094280>>20094247>>20094223>>20094130>>20094110>>20094074>>20094052>>20094016Jesus christ. So much drama over one image. Honestly, just don't do it mainly because people will only get extremely analpained about it. You simply can't stop them from being angry about it either.
>>20094292Why, exactly, do you like to have an avatar?
>>20094292>>>20094247>B-but I like my avatars...You do but other don't.So do you want to be a dick?(also that's my last post on this, don't want to derail the thread further)
>>20093863It's Mami time!
>>20094331>Mumi
>>20094280I'll get on it, I guess. I'll tell you when it's done, post some links, and all that.>>20094306That was never my intention. I was just pleasantly surprised when it happened.>>20094318Because I enjoy using one.>>20094317>>20094325Fair points about the derailment. I guess I'll stop avataring, to a degree--sure as Hell won't stop posting these images when the occasion demands, to be sure.
>>20094341Ho well, I guess it's Mumi time then.
>>20094341It's kinda a legitimate romanization of the name. It's WRONG, but it can work, with As and Us being somewhat interchangeable.
>>20094366>Because I enjoy using one.You like using an avatar because you enjoy using an avatar? That's not an answer, that's a tautology.
>>20094306Nothing is stopping others from (trying to) doing it as well.I'm somewhat one of them. I do not get noticed.I am such a faggot idiot asshole.
>>20093894It's probably important. [x]You answered it, wondering who could it be this early.
>>20094375My apologies, I misread the question. I thought it said "Why do you use etc.?"It's late, and so on.I don't really know why I like using one. So, really, my position is rather unjustifiable. A shame.
>>20094366Ok so that won't be my last post.Just want to precise that I have no problem with posting a reaction face when you feel like it.It's the avatar spamming that cause (at least for me) the buttclenching.Here have a Chiaki being a pimp since she may not appear in this thread.
>>20094375>no fun allowedHe does something because he draws satisfaction from it.Why do you have fun?
On a completely unrelated note, should I had the OP picture to the animated gif?(and does anybody still cares about it?)
>>20094402I'm hoping that this thread will cover the whole "rescued an amnesiac magical girl from a witch's barrier" thing that has been the extent of Chiaki's past so far. Would be cool to finally get to see how that went down. In my mind, it was something like this.
>>20094424>add not had.fucking dyslexic brain.
>>20094424I personally don't think so, because this is a flashback episode.
>>20094402Well, I guess we've reached a happy medium, then. Jubilation.>>20094415D, it's fine. He makes a good point.>>20094424I wouldn't say so. It doesn't track Chiaki's progress as a character, so would be sort of out of place.Furthermore, I still care.
Aww yeah, Mamitime!
>>20094415Again, "drawing satisfaction from something" is just a rephrasing of "because I like it". I would like to know why he draws satisfaction from posting with an avatar
>>20094428...what the fuck is this?the fuck are those things?
>>20094424I've saved all iterations of your OP gif, sir, and I mightily care. Please continue doing it.
CHIAKI- I mean MAMITIME
>>20094424I'd be happy if it was in the animated gif. Maybe have it all color-reversed since it's not sequential but still reveals some plot stuff. Also, what is a witch anyway? I'm not too familiar with the Puella Magica material. It's something like a magical girl going insane due to losing control to the powers they employ, right?
>>20094473Mami fighting a witch.
wow.I finally get into this quest by sheer luck of it getting posted at a time I'm awake!There's a lot I want to say all towards all of you!!...you are all horrible people.That is all.>>awmedua gentlemanly.No captcha. I am not even feeling lightly gentlemanly.
>>20094473That's fanart of the Madoka anime. The scene pictured happens in the third episode, IIRC. You might want to watch it, it's very good.
Purest form of love and all that.>>20094473>he hasn't seen Episode Three
>>20094428What the hell is that one biting in the background?
>>20094493Something like this.You should watch the show it's pretty good and I don't want to spoil it too much.
>>20094424I like it. And you shouldn't add this one.How do you make gifs like that?>>20094448Okay, sorry.
>>20094493>>Also, what is a witch anyway?In a nutshell: A witch is a fallen magical girl. If a magical girl does not cleanse her soul gem, or if she feels too much despair at once, it will go black and shatter, turning her into a witch. A witch is monster that feeds on despair by psychically driving people to suicide.
So, I guess this is the thread where we're railroaded into a relationship with that fanfic guy's gary stu?I'm prepared to be entertained.
>>20094524Use GIMP. Add image as layer. Export as gif. Check 'animate' option.There are options to muck with frame timing, and you reorder the frames by moving the layers around.
Fuck it I'm putting my name on.Here's the previous .gif1/2
>finally get caught up on missing two weeks of MGNQ>apparently there's a writefag now>and much much more internal squabbling>and something about how we need to figure out our waifusHoly heck the non-OP posts in the last two threads were revolting. Did we pick up the SWQ crowd somewhere along the way? Planefag's back now, you don't have to bum off of us anymore.
>>20094492That doesn't look very consensual to me....
>>20094578>SWQ It's all about the MSQ, grim derp, and noir fags now. Depending on which faction you belong to, the other two a ruining the quest.Do yourself a favour, only read the threads in the archives by searching for Deculture 0, and only reading those posts.
>>20094578We've been invaded by grimderp newfags. They've almost succeeded in running off Iori.
>>20094616I thought that was done by the noirfags? So confusing...
>>20094624Noirfags wanted to be gentle about it.Grimderpfags wanted (and got) YOU'RE A BITCH GET OUT OF MY LIFE.
rolled 16 = 16>>20094616To be fair Iori was batshit insane, it was just very very subtle.
>>20094624>>20094603>>20094616Someone also keeps demanding a loli Nazi waifu
>>20094603>Depending on which faction you belong to, the other two a ruining the quest.>>20094616Oh that was just perfect.
>>20094624>thinks "HURR DURR must be grimdark and we must be Murderface again" = noirfags and not newfags who never even read the early threads, much less participated grimderp =/= noir
>>20094578Everyone is buttmad about everyone else. These threads are producing the most highly concentrated internet rage I've ever seen, and it is glorious. I'm not even reading Deculture's posts anymore, just basking in the butthurt and anger.I think I'm addicted.
>>20094545Alright here is a candidate.I slightly increased general frame speed, and added a transition frame before the flashback (will also add one after).What do you think?
>>20094680Transition frame should be clocks and also show for longer.
>>20094680Looks good.
>>20094680I like it. It took a few cycles to get used to the transition screen.
>>20094680If you're set on including the Mami OP image, then I agree with >>20094693
>>20094680The thunder god approves...
>>20094671well it's the greatest sustained amount of butthurt. If it's not people whining about grimderp or gary stus, it's other factions accusing each other.Still there's one story in my mind that's the ultimate for rage and butthurt and it's not on /tg/.
>>20094693I agree with this guy. It's good overall, though. Also, if you're having Mami in, she only makes sense at the start. Which is where she is anyway, so.
>>20094671I like you.
>>20094680Looks great to me.
>>20094671Personally, I'm just butthurt about the buttmad. Makes me want to avoid the threads.
>>20094646This pretty much sums it up. Can't wait till summer is over....
>>20094671>Deculture post>3 choices>[]makes group a unhappy>[]makes group b unhappy>[√√√√√√√]makes everybody unhappy
>>20093894[]You hung and turned your cellphone off. Making pancakes require uninterrupted focus to be perfect.There are pancakes to be made. fuck work.
>>20094714And what story would that be? You can't just leave me hanging like that.
>>20094750>Grimderp leaving after summer
>>20094750>he thinks summer is the problemI have news for you...
>MGN quest up>Bitching starts immediately>Deculture probably has abandoned threadGod fucking dammit I mad. Deculture if your still there I vote answer the phone. My face fucking related.
>>20094780My point exactly, assholes being assholes.
>>20094791[ ] Answer phone
>>20094693The idea was to keep it light, so I just used a black&white noise undersized generated image.And as I said it's a candidate, I'm not too sure about including Mami or not.If you really want clockc I can try to work something out from this image.
>>20094764interesting choice structure, good way to maximize rage and butthurt, especially if it's romance being at stake.[x]You hung and turned your cellphone off. Making pancakes require uninterrupted focus to be perfect.It can wait after pancakes.
>>20093984 >>20093968 >>20093955That's right, you answered the phone. It's impolite, of course, to simply hang up without giving the person on the other end of the line a fair listen - and their calling you at that hour would mean that it was important enough. It's not like you're bad at multitasking. You're pretty good at it. Being able to shoot a meter-long rifle of ivory and steel that weighs four kilograms with one hand into a hostile fifty meters away while slapping the life out of another hostile using yet ANOTHER rifle with your other hand is something you do on a regular basis. Making pancakes while answering a call? More or less the same thing, except much, much easier. And you're just in your bath robe. You give the very last pancake a deft, expert flip, before sliding the plate you've been making a nice healthy stack on under it - and the airborne delight neatly lands on top of its fluffy, feather-light brothers and sisters. At the very same time, you fish your cellphone out from your pocket with your other, flipping it open with a flick of your wrist, and holding it up to your ear.You greet the caller hello, adding a good morning just before they could answer. Nothing wrong with making sure they have a nice start to their day, right?"Mami Tomoe, this is Kyuubey." Ah, it's Kyuubey, performing the usual dossier arrival check. "Has Miki Sayaka arrived with your dossier?"You reply to the affirmative, a small smile on your face as you do so. Sayaka had certainly arrived in time - in fact, she woke you up. The dossier in her hands still sealed, its confidentiality unbreached. He doesn't need to worry about anything.[1/2]
[x]You answered it, wondering who could it be this early.It's probably the stupid freak cat.
>>20094860Correct good sir
>>20094858>The dossier in her hands still sealed, its confidentiality unbreached.Mami should've learned from Sayaka.
>>20094860You're spot on today.
>>20094891You would think.
MGNQ, fuck yeah!
>>20094858"Excellent." You hear some whispering on the background. "Now, I called to alert you about a reading we picked up a few hours earlier - it seems that there's a Witch gestating a few blocks away from your location. It seems to be dormant for now, but there has been reports of theft in the area that's decidedly strange in nature. All that keeps being stolen are wheels or blocks of cheese."Cheese. That's...strange, but it does certainly sound like Witch behavior. Besides making victims out of innocent bystanders, Witches often steal certain objects that remind them of their past selves, as if trying to remind themselves of what they once were with tangible keepsakes."We've decided to identify it as the Witch Charlotte. Like I said, it's dormant for now, but the fact that it's out there stealing food means that either it already can create familiars to do the stealing for it, or the dormancy is in fact just temporary hibernation. In any case, I'd like for this one to be done away with before it takes a victim. Will you take this assignment, then, Tomoe Mami? I can just as easily assign it to another nearby unit."You turn the stove off with a turn of one of its knobs. Pancake making will have to wait, at least for now.What did you do?[]You took up the assignment, of course. Why would you even consider NOT doing it? You weren't going to wait for someone to get hurt before you took action.[]You didn't take it up. You wanted to take it easy that morning.
>>20095032>CharlotteOh boy here we go.
>>20095032>[]You took up the assignment, of course. Why would you even consider NOT doing it? You weren't going to wait for someone to get hurt before you took action.Not doing the assignment would probably get another magical girl hurt, and we can't have that.
>>20095032[X]You took up the assignment, of course. Why would you even consider NOT doing it? You weren't going to wait for someone to get hurt before you took action.Exactly how Mami thinks.
>>20095047Uh, is Charlotte special?>>20095032[X]You took up the assignment, of course. Why would you even consider NOT doing it? You weren't going to wait for someone to get hurt before you took action.Naturally.
>>20095032[x]You took up the assignment, of course. Why would you even consider NOT doing it? You weren't going to wait for someone to get hurt before you took action.Of course. We don't want someone hurt just because we decided to be complacent.
>>20095032>>Mami being sent to fight Charlotte.There's no way this could possibly go wrong![]You took up the assignment, of course. Why would you even consider NOT doing it? You weren't going to wait for someone to get hurt before you took action.
[X]You took up the assignment, of course. Why would you even consider NOT doing it? You weren't going to wait for someone to get hurt before you took action.It's Murderface time.
>>20095032[x]You took up the assignment, of course. Why would you even consider NOT doing it? You weren't going to wait for someone to get hurt before you took action.Lock'n'load montage?
>>20095058>>Uh, is Charlotte special?SPOILER WARNINGCharlotte is the witch that killed Mami in the anime.
[x]You took up the assignment, of course. Why would you even consider NOT doing it? You weren't going to wait for someone to get hurt before you took action.Also, this is Mami's turf, so she has an obligation to go out there and put down that sneaky witch. [spoiler]Let's also see if we can get Mami killed in a flashback.[/spoiler
>>20095032>Browsing through /tg/, alignment chart, Modern Fantasy, MGNQ, some new Napoleo->MGNQ?>Check time. "The fuck?">See new picture. "The fuck!?!?!?"Anyway,>[X]You took up the assignment, of course. Why would you even consider NOT doing it? You weren't going to wait for someone to get hurt before you took action.A typical Mami-ism.
>>20095058Episode threeMami met the witch Charlotte
>>20095032>[]You didn't take it up. You wanted to take it easy that morning.We've already got an assignment.
>>20095058One could say that Mami gave Charlotte [nospoilers]head[/on/tg/]
>>20095097And lost her head.Should have let Homu help her.
>>20095079>>20095097Oh dear. That doesn't sound too promising for our future.Wonder what'll happen to the timeline if we die.
>>20095100Well, Charlotte might lead to Chiaki. And if Charlotte is hibernating, there's considerably less chance of Mami losing her head.
>>20095032>[]You didn't take it up. You wanted to take it easy that morning.I-I like lazy mornings!
>>20095130Possibly true. I expect the "do it" votes are going to win, any way.>>20095123I was very disappointed in her.
>>20095122Like many noble figures in a darker setting, Mami was ahead of her time.
>>20095123Well it's not like there was much Homu could do. Her hands were tied.
>>20095122>>20095170Let's not leap headlong into this yet. Are you sure you want to start this thing?
>>20095032[X]You took up the assignment, of course. Why would you even consider NOT doing it? You weren't going to wait for someone to get hurt before you took action.This is how we roll, pancakes and killing witches before they hurt anyone.
>>20095130I actually heard that the reason Mami got her head chomped was because she got distracted by friendship.
>>20095181Homu didn't know Mami had a bondage fetish.
>>20095199>you tell her so, giving her the smile that you rarely show anyone elseYeah, I don't think friendship will be a problem this time around.
>>20095199It was overconfidence. Mami restrained and shot Charlotte form 1 up and thought it was over. Then Charlotte switched to form 2 while Mami was distracted and, well...
>>20095032>mumi-san>charlottewhy.jpgTOO NOIRI DON'T LIKE WHERE THIS GOES
>>20095199I myself feel the reason Mami got her head chomped was that she was distracted by a gigantic fucking clown worm coming outta nowhere.Distracted by friendship would be like, if, she was looking at Madoka at the time or laughing and giggling then got side shotted by a flank attack, but this was something directly in front of her.
>>20095248This. She was staring at it from start to finish.
>>20094901True but she did it out of good intentions.It was still wrong but it is understandable.
>>20095032Look it up. Mami is diligent.
jesus christ just fuck off and go play in IRC or on a play-by-post forum or something. this is not your fucking game table
>>20095299We certainly apologize for bumping your 26th WH thread to page 2, now sod off.
>>20095299Live a happier life.
>>20095299YESFEED ME BUTTHURTI DRINK YOUR TEARS
>>20095299>15 threeads on page 0You have nothing to complain about
>>20095058 >>20095053 >>20095051You took up the assignment without hesitation. Without even a second thought. You didn't even let Kyuubey finish his sentence. Why would you even consider standing by doing nothing? Sure, you already have an assignment right now, and you're rather comfortable wearing nothing but your bathrobe and underwear - but how could you enjoy that, when someone could get hurt while you idly made pancakes in your kitchen?"Very good, Tomoe Mami. I knew I could depend on you." Kyuubey replies over the phone, and while you can never really tell with the furry little creature, you think you could hear a note of relief in his voice. "The entrance to the Witch's Barrier is near Apartment Building 3A's bike stand, four blocks from your location. You should be able to enter it easily, just take care not to get noticed."You reply your assent, and you make to end the call when he suddenly speaks up, again."...Take Miki Sayaka with you."You blink at this, and carefully ask why."Well, just in case. I know this purging should be relatively trivial for you, but you can never really tell with Witches. Just as a precaution." More whispering. "Besides, this can help Sayaka work off some steam. She's...had a few outbursts at work, lately."[1/2]
>>20095370Ah. Yes, of course. That's very wise of the Incubator. You say so, making sure to thank him for his concern. The Incubator clears his throat, as if somewhat taken aback by your compliment and gratitude."I'm just trying to make sure my agents don't go blindly into such things without taking everything into consideration, that's all." Was it your imagination, or did Kyuubey just sound bashful, just then?"In any case. Is there anything else you'd like to ask, Mami Tomoe? If not, then please accomplish this assignment the best you can."[]You asked about something else. Something that's been bothering you for a while.[]You had no more questions, or at least nothing that could have been settled then. You had a Witch to purge.
>>20095370>>Sayaka as back-upHigh chance of survival, I guess. I wonder if we can kill Sayaka off in a flashback. Hah!
>>20095392[]You asked about something else. Something that's been bothering you for a while.big red plot button
>>20095392[x] Ask about something else
>>20095392[X]You asked about something else. Something that's been bothering you for a while.
[X]You asked about something else. Something that's been bothering you for a while.
>>20095392>[X]You asked about something else. Something that's been bothering you for a while.So long as we don't have to come up with what it is.
>>20095392>[]You had no more questions, or at least nothing that could have been settled then. You had a Witch to purge.>>20095397Probably not. But maybe get her slightly mangled.
Am I the only one that thinks Mami's face in OP's pic has no good things in store for us?
>>20095420Oh God, I didn't even notice the eyes.Oh dear.
>>20095420That's just his style.I hope.
>>20095392[x]You asked about something else. Something that's been bothering you for a while.You can't just dangle a jolly red candy-like button in front of /tg/ like that! That's like putting up a sign next to a button that says "This button ends the world. Please do not push."
>>20095392Is the question write in? If so then:[]You had no more questions, or at least nothing that could have been settled then. You had a Witch to purge.'Cause I honestly can't think of anything worth asking with current IC knowledge.
[X]You had no more questions, or at least nothing that could have been settled then. You had a Witch to purge.Let's get to purging.
>>20095392>>[]You asked about something else. Something that's been bothering you for a while.
>>20095392[x]You asked about something else. Something that's been bothering you for a while.
>>20095439I think it's the style. Chiaki's eyes are the same way in her splash images.
lets fuck everything in sight! that'd be super kawaii-uguu! desu~
>>20095420Yes, she looks kinda mean.But maybe it's just her warface.
>>20095552Chiaki isn't the most non-demonic person, though, but I do agree. Hopefully it's just the style.What I said in >>20095432 was, really, primarily a kneejerk reaction to seeing black eyes, especially on Mami.
inb4QB tells Mami to remember what the dormouse said.
>>20095570sage don't do shit.No simply hide the thread and go away.
>>20095579>throws the gun away after shootingSo wasteful.
Wow, I actually managed to see the thread while it's running. That's good: there's something about the Golden Deagle that's been niggling at me...
>>20095614Oh god the mediocrityget it away
>>20095583Even in the very first image, much before Pinky or the golden weapons showed up, they eyes were like that.http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/19489889/#19489889Finally, an excuse for keeping all these threads open for so long.
>>20095597>sage don't do shit.No, it does nothing. It also astounds me how everyone who posts that image does so with the connotation that sagebombing doesn't kill threads when it can indeed do so. There's just only one board it works on.
>>20095609To be fair, they are magically summoned one-shot rifle that take ages to reload and she can resummon new ones at will.The funny thing is imagining the battlefield littered with hundred of those after a big fight.
>>20095609They're flintlock rifles, reloading them takes for-fucking-ever. If you can make them out of thin air, you might as well just not even bother trying to reload them.
>>20095627Very true. Guess things aren't as bad as I feared.>>20095646>>20095645I know, it just grates with me, throwing it away like that. It seems so... careless, which I guess is how it should be as they aren't really of any value after shooting.Although, if they're magically summoned, why not magically dismiss them? Save the effort of throwing it away.
>>20095667No use spending the magic to dismiss them when you're already using a lot to summon them.
>>20095408 >>20095404 >>20095402You did have something to ask then. You were well aware of the fact that, whenever a Witch was involved, time has always been of the essence - but something had been bothering you for quite a while, to the point that you've lost sleep over it.You had waited until Sayaka had started on her new stack of pancakes. The blue-haired girl smiling up at you with clear adoration on her face, bits of pancake at her cheeks - and you remember absently plucking a crumb from the corner of her lips and then licking it off your finger. You didn't see her crimson further at the gesture, because you were already heading back to your room to get dressed.You murmur the question furtively to Kyuubey, in the hopes that Sayaka wouldn't hear."Ah. About that." Kyuubey is silent for a moment. "Well, from your readings, your levels have already normalized. No fluctuations, not like the last time. And your eyes have reverted to their normal color, correct?"You say yes after looking closely in your dresser's mirror. Yellow irises, white sclera, and not a wrinkle on your face. Well, of course you don't have wrinkles - you're much too young to worry about that."Then what happened was a fluke, a one-time occurence. Nothing more. A temporary by-product of Witch exposure. You've had no relapses ever since that incident, so it's logical to assume that you will never have it again. Put it out of your head, Tomoe Mami, and focus on your assignments. People's lives are at stake, here, and they deserve your complete attention."[1/2]
>>20095609The fuck ELSE are you gonna do with them? She does use them as a melee weapon from time to time, but... Some people eject gun casings. She throws entire weapons away. That's just how she rolls.
>>20095679It's not spending magic to dismiss them, it's not spending the magic that holds them in this reality.
>>20095682ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff damn it
>>20095682Ah, fuck.
>>20095682Oh god she's ONE OF US.
>>20095682WHAT
>>20095682I do not like the content of that which I am reading.
>>20095682Well... Shit. I guess it was too much to hope that this was happy-lets-play-with-Mami-fun-time?*checks top* Yep. Still says Magical Girl Noir Quest.
>>20095682You smile at yourself in the mirror, heaving a small sigh of relief. If Kyuubey said it, then it's the truth. You can certainly trust him. He's your Incubator, after all.You thank him, and then apologize for being insistent. You were just worrying about nothing, it seems."Perfectly all right, Mami Tomoe. Rest assured that you will be the first to know should I detect any strange readings from your Soul Gem. In the meantime, I expect that you'll be able to carry out your tasks with a clear mind and a pure heart."Of course. Of course, you'll be able to do that. You thank him again, and politely request the call to end."Very well. Good hunting, Tomoe Mami. Suffer not the Witch to live."You return the arcane Officio saying, a smile on your face, before ending the call."Mami-san!" Sayaka calls from the kitchen. "I just got a message from Kyuubey! We're on a Witch run, together?"You answer yes as you throw your closet open, revealing a tasteful selection of clothes. A Witch hunt, to be exact.You might as well get ready.
>>20095597Implying he isn't just saging so that he doesn't bump the thread while reminding you faggots that you're faggots and are everything wrong with this board. When quests began to overrun the board I said something but a few loudmotherd-idiots decided to attack me and claimed there was nothing wrong with them. When anime-quests began to overrun the board I said something but a few loudmotherd-idiots decided to attack me and claimed there was nothing wrong with them.When anime-discussions began to overrun the board I said something but a few loudmotherd-idiots decided to attack me and claimed there was nothing wrong with them.Now the board is being swamped in fucking /d/-level porn constantly. Thanks, quest-fags, you've ruined /tg/...again.
>>20095682HERE KYUBEY, HAVE A CAN...
>>20095752>You might as well get ready.>no getting to go /k/ modethis makes me sad.
>>20095746>>20095731>>20095727>>20095714>>20095723>>20095700>four of six responses have identificationIs this normal? It doesn't seem normal.
>>20095766Mami has her own weapons.
>>20095777I know.That makes me sad. Anything else avatar fag?
>>20095758We have porn now?Where? I need to know for... Research purposes.Yeah, that's it. Research.
>>20095758Well gee captain fagbatallion, that sure is a fascinating opinion you've got there.Unfortunately for yer feels 'n' jimmies, The Moderation explicitly encourages Quests from other boards to migrate to /tg/, because this is the place where they believe they belong.In short, you are wrong and your rage is entertainingly futile.<3
You're rubbing off on them, clearly.
>>20095787Not really. I was just trying to ensure you understood, was all, that /k/ mode would have been very out of place.I didn't mean to offend.
>>20095802Was in response to >>20095771
>>20095771The whole gang is on tonight! Also, wait. We don't pick guns with Mami. Do we get to pick out our OUTFIT! *squee*
>>20095807Speaking of /k/, I just remarked from the gif that Mami is using rifled muskets.Unless it's an error from the anime, it means she is using 19th century muskets.Yay, totally useless piece of information.
>>20095811>we /cgl/ nowkill me
>>20095799you forgot an image
>>20095777You Kay as well post avatars with each post,you already named and tripped so that if anyone disliked it they could filter you and you are still called an avatarfag.Let's get this rage train rolling with people who refuse to ignore things they don't like
>>20095853I "Kay"? Is that a word?I'm not sure what you're trying to say, here.
>>20095853it is filtered. it was part of the quote chain however, so I saw it anyway.
>>20095853
>>20095833It's also a good thing that she can make a lot of them, because rifled muskets are even more of a pain in the ass to reload than smoothbore muskets.
>>20095870*mayTyping on phone because I am watching this from work so typo's occur
>>20095903I know that pain, fellow phone-anon.At least you're in a place with reception; I sit in a dead zone.
>>20095888Actually no, they were using Minié balls by that time.
>>20095903>tried to type in may>came up as KayWell, guess we have a little insight on your shopping habits.
>>20095758Oh hey EGO, how are you quests on that other *chan going?
>>20095888with the expanding balls I thought rifled muskets weren't bad at all?
>>20095833>>20095888Another entertaining background detail is that her actual power is creating and controlling magical ribbons (her wish was to remain 'connected to life'). Her rifles are something she makes out of them. She attempted to create modern firearms, but their mechanisms were too complicated for what she was able to do.
>>20095916I consider myself more fortunate that my job basically involves driving around in a car making sure people don't try to steal machinery that weighs in excess of 2 tonnes.It boils down to being paid to do nothing.
>>20095942He thinks that he's some questfagging tripfag. Laughing_anime_girls.jpeg
>>20095922Not really. Rifled flintlocks were used quite a bit during the Napoleonic Wars, and Minie balls only came a few decades after, just in time for the ridiculous bloodbaths of the Crimean War/US Civil War.
>>20095942Nah, EGO would argue he's trying to make things better for quests with his posts.
I predict good things will come of this!
>>20095955That's pretty badass, actually.>>20095853>>20095870>>20095903I don't even know any more. Confusion is suffering.
>>20095955Wait. Is it really that she's creating the rifling that that's INSIDE the flintlocks, and it just comes out as a rifle? Interesting. I always wondered what guns had to do with ribbons.
>>20095930Actually I have autocorrect turned off on my androidThis is a combination of fat fingers and small screen for the typo.
>>20095942>EGOI would rather read MSQ than follow his shitpile quests. And that is saying something.
>>20095991I'll clear it up then: Baby, your face is so beautiful, you NEED to show it to the world. Because otherwise, it's a sin.
>>20096008Uh.
>>20095969I thought the rifling was made in response to the minié balls. But I could be wrong.
>>20095957technically, them paying you for 10 years would be worth less then one of those machines I bet.
>>20096038Nope.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baker_rifleUsed by British Sharpshooters starting around 1800. Minie didn't come out til 1848.
>>20096008>>20096030Oh Jesus, I'm fucking out. I'll read Deculture's posts in the archive. All of the fucking faggots are ruining the thread for me.
>>20096002Amen to that.At least the guy running that doesn't pretend he is making anything halfway decent, or post with his trip on outside of his shitty threads.
>>20096038Nope. Rifling is actually really, really old - at least as old as the American war of not wanting to pay taxes, if not older.It's just not been particularly practical on a large scale until ~150 years ago.
>>20096064Filter it or ignore it you childish Fuck.This isn't "only post what I want " the thread.
>>20096008don't encouraging the avatar fags>>20096030stop fagging the thread up with picutres and anime roleplay. you were doing ok as a tripfag
>>20096030Miro continue to avatar. Do it for the CHILDREN.
>>20096094it wastes post and image slots on NOTHING
>>20096094Also, this. Grow the fuck up you juvenile cunts.
Can we please stop having this retarded avatar derail every time Deculture runs?
OP>Ah, sorry everyone. I'll have to take a break from the thread for a while, I need to accompany someone to the hospital.thread is over, go the fuck away faggots. Trip and avatar fags die in a ditch tonight please.
From twitter:Deculture needs to deal with an emergency and won't be back for a while. MGNQ will continue when he gets back, or at the usual time if it autosages.
>>20096062>>20096080My mistake then.
>>20096124At this point, the avatarfag HAS to be doing it to cause the derailments/shitstorms. It's the only logical conclusion at this point.
https://twitter.com/magicalgirlnoir/status/229792136999096320https://twitter.com/magicalgirlnoir/status/229792374421864449Deculture just posted, he needs to take someone to the hospital. If the thread is still alive when he comes back, he'll pick up here. If not, in the morning.
>>20096099He put a trip on so that assholes like you who couldn't stand their precious thread have images posted in it could filter him.He has made the compromise so now you need to faggot
>>20096143they always are, people still want it around for some reason
>>20096146I DO have him filtered. It's all of the other anons who don't have 4chanx installed that causes the Rectal Ragnarok to overflow.
>>20096160we also still have to see his shit in replies
archive the thread now or wait and see if it's still around by the time Deculture returns?Whatever the case, I'm going to bed. Pretty late here and I have an early morning tomorrow. Here's hoping that anon can navigate Mami through the Charlotte encounter without losing her head.
>>20096160Rectal Ragnarok would be a pretty good band name.
>>20096194it autosages in 40 postthread will be gone by the time he gets back
>>20096194Uh... not sure how this night is going to go with Deculture cutting out early, but I'm arching it anyway just in case. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20Quest
>>20096211Most of that is bitching in general. I'm actually surprised Deculture has stuck around as long as he has. Now if the avatarfag would stop his faggotry, it'd cut down on the aspergers a great deal.
>>20096219Also, for anyone who archives future threads in the Mami quest line, Chiaki should ALWAYS include her sobriety status in the discription. Mami should always indicate just how happy she is and include the word 'head' somehow.
>>20096240He finds it amazing people care some much about something he made to argue over it.
Look, if you're absolutely incapable of ignoring one guy, and then on top of that, incapable of suppressing the overpowering urge to bitch about his admittedly bizarre life choices, then for the sake of everyone else reading, just disable image loading in your browser? He instantly becomes 50% less of a fag.
>>20096265>disable image loading in your browserOn an image board?That's fucking genius.
>>20096265Or install a userscript that even a manchild could figure out.
I think I might have to start tripfagging and avatarfagging if it causes this much rage.Because you counts deserve it
>>20096356>Because you counts deserve itYeah! Fuck monarchy!
>>20096386A lowly count? How dare you, sir?
>>20096240>one avatarfag>at least half a dozen people complaining about himI have a hard time siding with the lot of you when I consider that y'all stir up more crap than he does.And to the avatarfag, I should apologize in advance as I am sure there will be accusations of samefaggotry.
>>20096356>countsGood sire, you are speaking to a duke.
>>20096293That takes longer than 10 seconds.>>20096291Behold, the annoyance is gone, and i can still open images i want to see.
>>20095903>>20096240Or if you all would cut down on being such children about things you don't like the same thing would happen
>>20096401of course I quoted the wrong post. Someone will be flogged for this mistake!
>>20096356Heh, that reminds me of why I started using a trip. As asshole bait.
>>20096480It doesn't seem to work as well as daring to post an image on an image board.
NO DECULTURE NO
Dabump
>>20096412oh boy, if one guy stops posting his waifu six people stop shitting up the thread. Or you can try to stop those six guys individuality. I wonder which is is more likely to happen.
>>20097418Or, you know, those six people could stop whining about something that every other person in the thread has no issue with. It seriously does not take up that much space.
>>20097418Or six people could grow the fuck up and stop crying every time something happens that they don't like.
>>20097440I didn't say they were being reasonable. I asked I which is more likely to happen. The situation makes it easier for the one person to help the thread.
>>20097557Well too bad for themMiyori compromised for them so they can compromise fr him or we will all start avatarfagging to piss them off until they hopefully go choke on dicks.
>>20097591So, in response to people shitting up the threads... you want to shit up the threads more?This is not productive.
I got a Madoka question:I haven't watched the anime because I don't like psychological stuff, but does Mami really die in episode three? Google tells me she dies multiple times and there's timehax involved, which is precisely the sort of thing I don't enjoy. So, is she some kind of Rei with infinite clones or something?
>>20097684That's tg
>>20097774She dies in the sense that she is fucking dead for several episodes and only comes back when history is changed so that pretty much everything didn't happen or they jump to a different timeline or something.
>>20097774She dies in episode three for the timeline that the series runs in but she dies multiple times in prior timelines along with most of the cast.The only one who survives them all is Homura because her wish allows her to go back to the start of the events leading to the end of the world.She has apparently relived the same month long enough that she has seen many ways that everything went wrong and has been able to store something in the region of the entire worlds arsenal in her shield.Her time travel doesn't just send her back though, each time she does it she is going to a new timeline into a new version body from the start point so she could have done it for years yet never aged.
>>20097591That's... honestly retarded, and not conducive to anything good.>>20097774I've only actually gotten through episode 3, but yes, she does die. However, part of Homura's schtick is that she's got some sort of timetravel thing going on.
>>20097801Madoka's wish changed history so that the witch that kills her never existed so she never died.It is complicated and that is a terrible oversimplification
>>20097813So kind of like Higurashi? Now I know I don't want to watch it. I'll stick with the quest.
>>20097870It is a very good series and if you like this then you should watch it.It is just hard to explain until you really see it.
Holy balls of moses when did this quest get so much infighting?
>>20097916When we attracted the Waifu/GRIMDERP/asshole groups of tg and lost the people who just liked to enjoy themselves.
>>20097870MGNQ made me watch Madoka.Watching Madoka was suffering.
>>20097952That is unfortunate, and i hope it's only a phase2 questions, is this thread supposed to be a flashback? And why was midori one of the choices for russian research retreat?
>>20097952The people who just liked to enjoy themselves are still here, ther just use ctrl-f now.
>>20098153maybe and because Midori is now our subordinate and we still have her soul gem.Note: if you haven't watched Madoka, a magical girl will basically go into a coma if she gets to far away from her soul gem.
>>20098153Yes and retards not choosing people we actually like to take with us.Although by the looks Midori is going to be a good friend before too long.
>>20098153People wanted to take the random magic girl we don't trust with us. I'd have liked to take anyone else but eh.
>>20098245What are you talking about, we took Misaka and Misaka is like an adorable puppy.An adorable puppy with giant robots and enough weapons to arm a small army, but still adorable.Also, there are only like three people who still like us and one of them got their back broken last time we brought them anywhere.
>>20098178Thats a decent reason, and no i havent watched madoka.>>20098245That i doubt. From my reading of it everything about her is shouting "long con/betrayal", but that could easily be my paranoia talking
>>20098346That is everyones paranoia which will bite us in the ass.She has no reason left to actually do anything but be on our side because she knows she is dead the moment we no longer have any use for her.Also being the first person to act somewhat nicely towards her combined with her fan girl worship of murderface makes it all the more unlikely.Now if it was pinky corrupting her to turn on us to try and have us all to herself, that I agree is likely to happen.
>>20098416>I trust her because I want to trust herWe've know her all of 12 hours and you want to trust her with our life.I'm sorry, but you are retarded. With her powers she could easily setup a magic-null room trap and just walk us in there.Her bomb collar grants obedience, not trust.
>>20098461I trust her because I see why she has no reason to screw us over.There is being cautious and there is tin foil hat levels of retarded paranoia, everyone so far has gone for that because "on no she has to be evil/planning to screw us" because they think that is what will happen because they don't take into consideration the whole situation.Midori is screwed without Chiaki now, she is dead no one will do anything for her other than toss her into a wood chipper to solve the problem.The only reason we saved her is that half of us felt sorry for her and the other half saw what we could do with a subordinate with those types of powers.
>>20098512You see the situation and think she will be willing bow to it. I see the situation and think that she will take the first chance to escape it that has a reasonable chance of success. She may even plan for it.You see her bomb collar and think that will protect us. I see it and see the reason she will never trust us.
>>20098416She got the drop on chiaki once and the only reason she didnt finish the job is pinky. All that other stuff can be acting, and we already know that subtlety is her specialty. It's called deep cover, you only blow it when you stand to gain the greatest possible advantage from doing so
>>20098583I see the situation where she knows she has no way out.If you were told someone had a bomb collar that is perfect, unremoveable, instant and triggered the moment someone found the slightest hint of betrayal and said person had a reputation for being so brutal that your family who is all you care about would also be murdered in the worst way possible all the while you were cut off from your entire support structure and quite possibly written off as dead or marked down for death for being captured would you be A trying to stay on their good side the person who saved your life and stuck their own nexk out in the process or B look for the way to screw them over at every turn?Add to this you have no outright combat capability and your strongest powers have been broken by this person in the past.I know what I would choose and I would be damn glad to do it.
>>20098641>your strongest powers have been broken by this person in the past.Broken because of pinky. Who says pinky will show up for another round?
>CHARLOTTEOH SHi-Mami has a golden musket?!?
>>20098641>broken by this person in the past.Pink saved us, else we'd have failed that mission.>perfect, unremoveable, instant and triggered the moment someone found the slightest hint of betrayalAssuming any plan is perfect is the best way to die. Assuming that against a person who's power makes you believe anything they want is retarded.It's obvious you're not going to think that we can fail in this quest
>>20098592Deep cover works when you aren't on a very short rope.I just think that everyone in here is being so far on the side of paranoia that they expect everything to be waiting to fuck us in the ass without lube the moment they look away and in the process missing the bigger threats like that Iori is now going to have a very big window where she can either make a contract and become a puella magi or get contacted by pinky and become a massive threat while we are busy worrying over a situation that is under control.
>>20098641But chiaki didnt break her it was pinky, and its not every moment screwing over that matters, its that one time when have no other option but to trust her to do something critical and the she fucks us.
>CHARLOTTE
>>20098697I've already written the loli off as a possible hostile after what happen in the last threads. We see when we get there.
>>20098696We knew it was wrong and we only fell into it because we were unprepared.Now that we both know of her powers and how they work do you honestly think she will get us a second time as easily? I know we can fail I have remarked that Deculture is willing to give us enough rope to hang ourselves with and right now we are hanging ourselves by worrying over things that are under control.
>>20098718After the stupid shit we did I am expecting her to be the end boss.
>>20098697And the short rope only works when you can watch the guarded one constantly
>>20098729You think they're under our control. That other guy thinks our bomb collar is "perfect" and is just itching to hang himself.We don't have any other worries as of the this moment. We don't know anything about Russia(which we can fix my asking Misaka), the next golden weapon user, or have any idea how/when pink will next appear(Calling QB for new intel might help this. If we're lucky.)The only threat beside us right now is the girl with the bomb collar on.
>>20098771And people are pushing to not even have her on a rope but to have our hands on her neck and our finger on the kill switch constantly which will lead her to betray us.>>20098774And yet the bigger issues are the ones that we do actually have control over because we can decide to deal with them instead of just going our merry way until they decide to blow up because we assumed we couldn't do anything about them.
>>20098729we have differing ideas then of what constitutes 'under control' i remain unconvinced that taking her this close wont prove to be a mistake in the long rum
>>20098823You speak of other issues. I listed what I think are the current ones how how we can approach them. List some for me so we can understand each other better.I never said to remind her we can kill her every chance we get or antagonize her. I said to not trust her.
>>20098854The very issues you mentioned are ones we can and are dealing withThe golden weapons which we are going to Russia for, getting someone to make sure Iori doesn't do something stupid which should be as easy as a phone call to Mami and explaining that we did something utterly retarded and to keep an eye on her for us or god forbid even talking to her ourselves since we do have a phone and her number.We can think outside the rails here as Deculture has shown he will let us in the past.
>>20098880There, something we can talk about.However, I said to ask about Russia. Asking Mami to drag her out if she tries to talk with QB might work, getting Richie rich in on it too would be best. Talking to her ourselves would be counter productive. We've made the line and I'd rather stick with it.
>>20098854Not the guy you're talking to, but I see Iori as one issue we can attempt to handle. Send her a text message that we should talk when Chiaki gets back from Siberia. Second, we can still get information about other potential Golden Weapon users by asking Midori if any in her agency had them. Also, you say to not trust her, but if we don't trust her and reject her attempts to gain our trust, then there's never a reason for her to trust us, is there?
>>20098916I think that we fucked it up royally and she misinterpreted it entirely so we should fix it.We fell back on purely professional and idiotic which didn't address the problem she had in the first place but brushed it aside and all we have done since is had Deculture have everyone go on about how stupid that was.The thing that annoys me the most of it all is we just went from a situation where we realized we needed to apologize and that we had hurt a friend then went right to the next person and stomped right over their feelings on the like the MC from SWQ when the players are in full pilot mode.It annoys me because it is so stupidly back and forth that at this point everyone would be thinking that maybe murderface needs to be put in a straight jacket and every time we manage to do something towards making the character change from alcoholic one joke character it gets railroaded back there by idiots who think that the character shouldn't actually go beyond what it was handed to us as.
>>20098922We should get drunk and give her one of those "I love you man" drunken phone calls. We just need to find out how much alcohol is required to overcome how much of a tool we are, and then if there is in fact that much alcohol in existence.
>>20098983All the vodka in Russia with our soul gem soaking in it for the whole time we are there should about do it.
>>20098922I handle Iori like in above >>20098922Asking about Midori teammates would be a good plan. Asking QB to send us his reports would be even better.As for trusting Midori, we can be friendly to but up some camaraderie. We can let her help us. But when shit goes south in Russia I'd rather trust Misaka and Tiny Pete.When get to the compromising situation where Midori can get free(or maybe worse) we'll see how the cards land. If she sticks with us I'd start to warm up to her.>>20098974I'll admit we didn't say it very well, but it's the course I wanted to go. Get Mami to stop her from signing up and we can apologise after Russia. Iori is not without fault there either.>>20099001We have to save some of that Vodka for Misaka's antics!
>>20098974I think deculture wrote it pretty well. As for the straight jacket, i think youre over exagerating. Chiaki is supposed to be bad at this stuff. I think the next move should be apologize to fabiola and ask her for help like she offered.
>>20099001That's right, we are going to Russia. We should be able to do some Unlimited Vodka Works while there.Wait...instead of just soaking our soul gem in vodka, what if we...soaked all of us in vodka?Like go swimming in a giant tub of it or something.
>>20099050I'd love to stick QB with that bill
>>20099036No she definitely wasn't faultless but we had the chucklefucks in the thread screaming about how she was just being a bitch and to kick her out simply because it was the same as in SWQ with the waifu wars.We needed to set boundaries but there and then was neither the place nor time to do it especially since we had already known we had upset her.
rolled 3 = 3>>20099050Maybe we can pull a pipe out of the shield, and dispense vodka driectly into our mouths.
>>20099091>drinking out of something that dispensed a golden weaponcome on now
>>20098153Because she's our new subordinate and we're still breaking her in. (I mean that in the non-dirty way.) It was logical to have her as a potential choice, since she's our responsibility to watch, which is harder to do if we ditch her and go cross-country.So us eventually voting for her was less that she's our friend or that we trust her and more out of practical concerns.Also she can carry our luggage.
>>20099169and our hunting guns
>>20099091And get Misaka a beer hat with vodka bottles installed.And little bottles for our and midori's soul gems to sit in.Speaking of which we need to get Misaka to keep midori's soul gem in a glass of whiskey and get her to dunk it in blackberry juice and lick it.Preferably while we are all on the plane and utterly hammered.
>>20099214What else is first class for?
>>20099214I'm still more interested if we get the same effect from our own soul gem. I'm normally not for totally porning the game up, but I'm curious about that and can imagine Chiaki trying that behind closed doors now.
>>20099290Same.I am just thinking of doing it because Misaka won't know and it will be funny.
>>20099290>paint shaker>liquid soulgem would float inlet's do this, .5 second burst at a time
>>20099316God no, that would be as bad as the whiskey pancakes.Kyoko would come around and find Chiaki slumped in her chair with a stolen paint shaker going full
>>20099316Oh HELL no. I'm pretty sure this is going to give us the David Carradine ending.
>Just awoke to read thread>Mami>Golden WielderI FUCKING KNEW ITI believe I said so many threads ago out of paranoia.I just went full paranoid. Kyouko was lying when she said Misaka made hers. Sayaka has one too. So does Iori. Misaka has the gauntlets.We have a mutant cat to slay, he's in it with pinky.
>>20099416We don't actually know anything of what has happened though.It could well be Deculture trying to get just that reaction,
>>20098346Aaaaaaaaaargh i hate everyone who can't read. We don't have Midori's soul gem anymore. We gave it back so she doesn't have to spend her entire waking life attached to our side like a perverted appendage, but we can still instantly kill her with our brain because Kyubey hax. We *specifically* went over this.
>>20099522Well then, he got it.
>>20099545Link to Deculture's post specifying that please.
Guys, i found another password we should try when we're Murderface again and the phone is working, again - "nqb8r".Also, for the sake of stirring shit, I've assembled a list of the mutually antagonistic factions that we've assembled. I've attempted to keep all names equally derisive.Registration in at least one party is required to be elected to Thread Parliment by the invisible internet gnomes:>Iori Waifu Party>Grimderp Party>Hue Party (STOP LICKING SOULGEMS YOU PERVY SHAZBOTS)>Noir Doesn't Work That Way You Guys Party>Tinfoil Tricorn Party>/K/ommando Party>Stayin' Alive Party>Black Thumb Party>Renegade Interrupt Party>Glass Case Of Emotions Party
>>20099591'pleased to:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20070632/#p20073490
>>20099598You forgot one:>Troll party
>>20099598Am I cool yet
>>20099621This is 4chan. All parties are troll parties.
>>20099598>>20099621And the "STOP HAVING FUN GUYS" party
>>20099598I want to join Hue, /k/ommando, Tinfoil and Glass case. Then a second membership for Tinfoil.
I will put my hand up for Iori waifu as long as it changes to include the option for Mami waifu in case Iori goes mad and yandere with golden weapons,Also the HUE party, glass party and noir doesn't work that way party just to round things out.
>>20099692Oh and the Misaka is best girl party
>>20099711Political parties exist to promulgate opinions. Provable facts are anathema to them.
As the founding member of Hue party, I'd like to officially apologise for the other member's actions. When I first suggested Murderface attempt to acquire alcohol in such a manner I never expected people to suggest doing so ON THE PHONE TO IORI.I thought it would count as eating the flesh of fallen angels, not turn out to be fetish fuel.
>>20099742None of us intended it to happen on the phone to Iori.That was Deculture punishing us with hue.
>>20099598I am joining the /K/ommando Party, Glass Case of Emotions, Stayin' Alive Party with an affiliation but not membership with the Tinfoils. I would also propose the "Give Misaka more Head Pats and Call Her a Good Girl" Party.
Well, Dee-cee sez thread in an hour, but i hit the 'brief flashes of unintentional sleep' phase of sleep dep three hours ago.Try to crash neither the plane, thread, or Mami while i'm out, lads.>Also, Black Thumb, Glass Case of Emotions, and a lower-level Tinfoil memberships for me.
>>20099598Sign me up for whichever party is the most "ANTI-Grimderp".
>>20100229Probably the /k/ommandos.
>>20100229The Misaka Heat Pat coalition firmly opposes Grim-Derp in all forms.The /K/ommandos are less of a group on their own, but a collection of people from other groups who place their differences aside to talk about dakka. Many of the Glass Case of Emotions want to portray Chiaki as fundamentally damaged, emotionally speaking. She is trying to improve, trying to care, cutting down the drinking even, trying not to make people hate us, but she's well aware of the fact that she's a mess. We have had a bit of a drop lately due to the influx of the massive piles of bickering and the piles of grimderpers.
>>20099598Dont forget Shitty Write/Drawfags Party
>>20100332Hey, the drawfags have been nothing but outstanding. Don't lump them in with the writefag.
>>20100319Sign me up for these then. Been with the quest since the start; loved the way it was going before the grimderps started their "HURR DURR GET THAT FUCKIN IDOL AWAY FROM US!!" faggotry.I hope we can at least mend fences with her before she gets killed off or put on a bus/plane/train (most noir Dames end up one or the other).
>>20100447I actually see her dying trying to help us which catalyses into our endgame of getting all the golden dakka, killing anyone who holds them regardless of status and destroying this world by restarting the sequence all over again.
>>20100476New thread get
