>bueno.jpg

>>19060798
HEY. I MAY BE A FAG. BUT SOME OF US ARE PEDOPHILES TOO.

>>19060836
you mean tongue in butt anon?

>>19060851
He is truly the noblest of us all.

>>19060836
>>19060851
>>19060858
This thread is going places.

>>19060873
...prison?

...Thailand?

>>19060836
…What?

>>19060897
Well those of us without plane tickets at the ready are going to prison.

>>19060907
>>>19060798 #msq is up. you fags get in here

Lunch.
You, your girls and the early guests [loli brigade, and titty monster] are gathered in the garden around a table Kraus has manifested for you.

The girls, who have been taking care of the preparations for the party, are in a great mood.
With all of them clearly excited about having guests over.

You look around the smiling faces and think of who to talk to first
[ ]Erica
[ ]Ursula
[ ]Nanoha
[ ]Hina
[ ]Perrinne

*WAT SAY?

>>19060964
Erica

She is the ringleader.

>>19060964
Ask them just what they have been up to this morning.

>>19060964
"How are the preparations going?"

>>19060964
Ask Hina about her jog.

>>19060964
[x]Erica
remind her that other people eat things that aren't potatoes.

>>19060964
Perrine about what inspired her to have a go at cooking breakfast. Or am I forgetting that she already said that this morning?

[x]Erica

"I'd just like to remind you that 'pin the tail on the Hayate' is not a game I'd like to play.

Not since that time I worked in a gym."

>>19061069
She didn't say, but she's obviously trying her hand at being a good traditional mother/housewife. And failing.

Ah ww2, the last era where women wanted to be women.

>>19061054
Or this

>>19060798

>made the beginning of MSQ

YEAH! Let's do this....time for some FANSERVICE!!

>>19061119
Like Hayate would realize that. Even as aware as he is with our assistance.

>>19061119

Oh you. I thought Froggy's attempt at making breakfast was adorable. At least we gave her a few pointers & some lessons so she did pretty well for her first time.

By the time Baby arrives, Perrine will be the perfect little French housewife.

[X] Erica

"So how are the preparations going?"

>>19061191
>French housewife
>French
The meal traditions we were teaching her were the standard modern fusion of American and Japanese. She may be French, but her housewifing won't be unless she gets a French tutor.

>Erica
You turned to the ringleader, the potato-fuhrer, the one that promises pain and pleasure, Erica.
"So Erica, How goes the preparations?"
She looks up from a plate of mashed potatoes and gravy and hisitantly puts her fork down.
"mmm? Oh yeah. Well we're down with the shopping, bought food and drinks. And we roped in someone that would be a sure hit later."
"I hope you remembered to buy something other than potatoes. People eat other stuff you know." you joke.
"Of course we did! We got steaks, and burgers and hotdogs, and other stuff..."
"And a sack of potatoes." Her twin adds.
"And a sack of potatoes, yes." She repeats.
"Cool. wait, what do you mean by "roped in someone"?" you ask her.

>>19061253
Is it the girl from Pantasia?
I hope it is.

>>19061253
Did you ask them or did you literally tie them up and drag them here? It's somewhat unclear with you.

>>19061253
The most party-hard amphibian to ever live.

>>19061253
please be Dr. Jones come to tell terrible archaeology jokes.

"You know that green guy? The one that runs InterDimensional fashions?" she asks you.
"Yeah..."
"Well, his name is Piccollo and we rented him out for the afternoon. If someone wanted a swimsuit or anything, they could just walk up to him."
"Oh, That's a great idea." you tell her.
"Of course it is. I thought of it." She answers you haughtily.

WHO NAO?

>>19061278
This would be amusing

But I think they hired piccolo to do costumes

>>19061488
Nanoha, give her a big hug and sit her on our lap so we can continue to hug her while asking how preparations are going, what she's been doing and so on.

>>19061488
That... IS a good idea.

Except the girls are going to set us up in front of everyone and sell tickets to have us dressed up in different ways.

It'll make tons of cash, but goddamn.

>>19061488
Hina or Ursula, probably Hina.

>>19061526
RUN HAYATE! RUN FOR WHAT REMAINS OF YOUR DIGNITY BOY.

Lest we have a repeat of the pizza orgy bad end in barbeque form.

>>19061488
I still want to ask Perrine what inspired her to try making breakfast

>>19061488
hina

>>19061523
>>19061523
This

>>19061607

oh the hue was strong that day

>>19061488
"Hina will I have the pleasure of seeing you in a two piece today?"

did we lose LG?

>Hina
You now turn to Hina, your girlfriend that's also a native of your Dimension.
"So Hina, How did your jog go earlier?" you ask her.
"Oh. Normal." she tells you "Went out to town, circled the park and back."
"I really should have come with you." you say
"But you seemed so comfy in bed.. I just didn't have it in me to wake you up."
"Well, next time you do go for a jog, please don't hesitate to wake me up. I'd love to go with you."
"Okay." she smiles

Lunch continued as normal, and soon enough you were cleaning up and the girls returned to whatever they were doing in preparations for the party.

You have a couple more hours till guests start arriving.
WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ]help preparations
[ ]check on lolis
[ ]other ________

>>19061625
It would be good but i think even dense as hayate is he would know

>>19061829
That was a good day

>>19061842
It looks that way
Probably cloudflare being gay to him again

>>19061868
Get a industrial sized pot out and make Nanoha enough Healing potion to fill a swimming pool.

>>19061868
Get Loli's to help decorate?

>>19061868
Check on the lolis

I think if we let them out of sight for too long something had might happen. Plus they are a shield against Shirley and Mio's rape attempts

>>19061868
[x]other
give the lolis streamers and ribbons and shit, ask them to decorate the trees on the beach.

>>19061868
Make Nanoha's potions, then check on the lolis.

>>19061914
And while they do that we can make the potion kits.

>>19061937
>>19061915

I have a feeling that Vita would really like some Drago. Maybe we should make some for her.

>>19061948
That would probably set her on the swag path but it is too good an idea to pass us

Vita on drago will be awesome

>>19062012
We could give it to Nanoha to give to Vita. That may keep her off the path.

>check on lolis
>make potions

You head out in search of the sugar fueled trio, eventually finding them down at the beach, digging a very, very deep hole.
"Uhhh girls?" you call down into the pit. "what's up?"
"Nothing! Totally not digging a trap!" Lucchinni answers as she flies out with the use of her strikers.
"... I see. Well anyway. I just wanted to ask you girls if youd like to help decorating the place for the party."
"YES!" came two other voices from down below.
"Okay then, let's fill this hole up and I'll give you three some simple tasks." you say as you wait for the other two to come out of the pit they dug.

After giving the girls streamers and banners to put up in the palm trees, and filling in the hole they dug, you leave them to their own devices and went back up to the house to prepare some potions for Nanoha.
--------------------------------------------------

Prepare potions where?
[ ]kitchen
[ ]outside
[ ]that empty workroom in the basement

>>19062035
True but i have no problem with swagging vita to begin with

And she would find out we made it eventually

>>19062222
Outside. Excellent ventilation, and if anything goes horribly wrong then we can get help fast.

>>19062222
Empty workroom
Plot senses tingling LET'S GO!

>>19062222
[ X]that empty workroom in the basement
nothing creepy about that

>>19062222
[^]that empty workroom in the basement

Why not. Hell might find something that wont kill else!

>>19062222
[X]outside

We don't want to get trapped in the empty workroom, with Mio/Shirley while we're busy making potions. They might ruin the batch with their wiles.

>>19062229
Yes but I'm beginning to worry that the family isn't reaching self sufficiency fast enough. We need Mio and or Keima before we move further.

[x]empty workroom

Either plot advancement, or Mio makes a move on us.

>>19062222
[x] Empty Workroom

[x]Empty not creepy workroom

>>19062264
Since you say it like that....

>>19062252
>>19062256
>>19062260
I agree with the potential rape scene.

You've always wanted to check out that workshop ever since you first saw it.
That room with tables, shelves and an overwhelming aura of majaik.

You went into the house and down through the lower levels, and soon enough you were standing in that room.

The bare white walls and the oak tables were as empty as you first found them.
Still there was that unmistakable feeling of powerful majaik.

WAT DO?
[ ]get to potioning
[ ]look closer *add a roll*

rolled 30 = 30

>>19062320
[X]look closer *add a roll*

PLOT!

>>19062264
It's fairly big, we shouldn't have to worry about it too much. Also we could probably teleport to one of the girls, if need be.

rolled 17 = 17

>>19062320
[x] Look around

rolled 70 = 70

>>19062320
[x]look closer

rolled 48 = 48

>>19062320
DRIVE ME CLOSER SO I CAN HIT THEM WITH MY PLOT

rolled 41 = 41

>>19062320
Let's have a looksee.

rolled 74 = 74

>>19062320
[x]Look closer

rolled 67 = 67

>>19062320

>Look closer

>>19062331
I'm not worried about them catching us, we have smoke screens, invisibility, time stop, bunny mode and teleportation. I'm worried that their interference will screw with our potion making and make us have to start over.

rolled 3 = 3

>>19062320
[x]look closer
May as well.

rolled 99 = 99

>>19062320
Look Closer

>>19062376
So glad I refreshed before rolling
Another for look closer

>>19062376
>99
Welp, we're done here.
Good roll, anon.

>>19062376
Well done.

>>19062376
Yaay

>>19062395
>>19062405
>>19062415
y'know, in some games, not seeing it is better, cause when you see it, you lose san. still, well done.

>>19062376
And he misses it. Or possibly not. Who knows?

>>19062435
We've stared down the Necronomicon. Plus, considering our back story, I don't think we have any San left to lose.

>>19062448
We've got plenty of SAN to lose, it just takes a lot to do it.

>>19062448
rolled 3 minutes after the call, and also immediately after that 3, so I doubt he missed it.

You look closer.
The bare walls are clean, too clean infact.
It's as if they were painted just before the house was put up for sale.
The bare concrete floor was also of the same state, unscratched, unused.
You tap a foot on it.
And by the sound judge correctly that it's an inch of new concrete poured over an older, thicker slab.
The tables are old. Very old.
Oak and sturdy, the tops were scrubbed clean and refurbished.
But once you looked closer, you could see signs of burns and mysterious stains.

The shelves were of the same make as the tables, solid oak and heavy.
All of them were bare except for a tiny sliver of glass you found near the back of one.
The curved shape told you that it was part of a round flask, the green stain part of what it used to contain.

[ ]investigate floor *
[ ]investigate tables *
[ ]investigate walls *
[ ]investigate shard *
[ ]get to potioning

*add a roll

You know, I wonder if the Emprah's gonna sing in that band?

Because I could totally see him singing this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZKpByV5764

rolled 10 = 10

[X]investigate shard

rolled 5 = 5

>>19062491
[X]investigate walls *

Start with the easier bit, start scraping paint off, carefully.

rolled 3 = 3

>>19062491
Walls

rolled 37 = 37

Walls

rolled 28 = 28

>>19062491
[^]investigate shard

>>19062491
[x]investigate walls
Walls are where secret passages are easiest to hide.

rolled 61 = 61

>>19062503
>>19062504
>>19062510
I guess we ain't finding out anything today

[ ]Walls

rolled 19 = 19

>>19062491
Wall.
>Nat 1, so were going to hit it and it's going to crush us.

rolled 93 = 93

>>19062525
I cannot into diceroll

rolled 14 = 14

>>19062491
[x]investigate walls

rolled 41 = 41

>>19062491
Floor

See if the dice gods care for that any more than the other options.

rolled 27 = 27

>>19062491

Let's start with the floor. You could hide a lot of bodies down there. Or another lab, or some form of secret Cellar.

rolled 26 = 26

[x]investigate floor

hidden dungeon get!

rolled 98 = 98

>>19062491
[x]nvestigate floor

Let's find us a trapdoor!

rolled 86 = 86

>>19062491
[x] Tables?

rolled 68 = 68

>>19062546
Exactly!

rolled 24 = 24

>>19062491
[x] walls

rolled 28 = 28

>>19062491
[x]Tables

>>19062552
>>19062537
We can do both

HAYATE, MASTER OF PERCEPTION!

(Except where women are involved)

rolled 61 = 61

one more for the Shard

>>19062552
You take a knife out and investigate the floor.
Cutting a square slab out of the corner, you lift up the inch-thick concrete to find stone.
It was a stone floor, one that looked very very old and worn.
There were carvings along the walls, runes.
Ones you could not read.

"Kraus. Can you translate these?" you ask your device.
He scans them, and takes a second to respond.
"NOPE." he answers. "NONE OF THE LANGUAGES IN MY DATABASE MATCHES THAT SHIT."
"Damn. What do you think this is?" you ask your device.
"LOOKS LIKE A MAJAIK SEAL. SOMETHING MADE TO KEEP SHIT IN, OR POSSIBLY, SHIT OUT."
"huh. Doesnt seem much like a great idea to mess with it now." you comment as you put the slab of concrete back.

You decide to look into the thing later, and move onto making those potions.

WAT POTION MAKE?

>>19062737

bouncy castle and rebounder

>>19062737

A ton of healing potion.

>>19062737
We should head to the library later and see if any of the symbols match the writings in the Necronomicon.

I will be very afraid if they do.

Make healing potion for sunburns, and slider for frictionless water slides. Shit will be so cash.

>>19062756
Bouncy castle is a teacup with rebounder on the inside.

>>19062737
[x] Healing Blue

rolled 92 = 92

>>19062737
Healan

>>19062737
We'll have to check the list of majaik instructors to see if any of them specialize in runes and magic circles, later.

>WAT POTION
Let's make a batch of Healing Blue first.
Then we can make bottles of Drago, Rebounder, and Slider.

>>19062737
Lets make a mix of Healing Blue and Drago.

>>19062737
Drago then healing

Maybe try and make a speed potion while we are at it with sugar, caffeine, ginseng and the memory of speed from when we went bunnymode the first time or flying the strikers

>>19062756

Same potion.

>>19062737

Lets do some healing potion. I get the feeling we might need it.

>>19062779
Seconding healing blue and drago.

>inb4 its a cage for a Denarius

>>19062737
Lets make a slip n' slide extraordinaire

Make slider for the ramp, then have the slider end into a trampoline coated with rebounder, which would then catapult those on the slide into the ocean for maximum fun/hilarity

>>19062793
The Fallen from Dresden Files?

Last time it was mentioned, LG said he hadn't read any of the books.

>>19062813
That… is the best idea I have ever heard. Lets do it.

>>19062756
Bouncy castle is a ability/pot combo.
a metric fucktonne of healing potion
Lots of pure alcohol for quality molotov making

Maybe try out a new potion.
Emotion: Kissing Nanoha yesterday
Ingredients: Strawberry cream smoothie
Explodes into cartoony pink hearts.

>>19062813
This. Lets also try to get Mike to do it first without telling anyone how potent the slide will be

>>19062826
Last time it was mentioned, LG was going to read the books

>>19062813
if its rebounder, a trampoline would be redundant. Any surface will do.

+1 for the idea though.

What other sorts of amusement rides can we make with our potions?

Now that I think about it, why aren't the hallway floors coated with slider on half of it, so that you can build up a brisk pace and hop on, then wait until your momentum takes you to your location, then step off? It'd be like a moving floor, but cheaper and variable speed.

>>19062813
We probably have enough slider and rebounder to make it work already.

You take out the "unbreykabol" flasks you got from the PX and ready them to receive the potions you would be making.

Quickly, batches of Healing were created, filling half of the flasks.
The other half you filled with Drago, Slider and Rebounder.
After labeling each of them, and including a short description of thier effects, you packed them away into the blue and white bag.

YOu look at your watch.
There's only an hour left before 3.

WAT DO?
[ ]relax, [skips to party]
[ ]set the grill up
[ ]other

>background of twitter is now clockworks
This is change

>>19062867
lol great macro

>>19062841
>that potion
Rather than hearts, make it a smoke bomb.
We can call it Pink Haze.

>>19062865
[X]set the grill up

The Grill is the Man's domain.

>>19062865
[x]set the grill up
Get it ready, make sure that there are vegetables ready to be grilled in case anyone wants vegetables instead.

>>19062865
Other
This experiment
>>19062786

>>19062865

[x]other

Set up the slide/bounce thing.

THEN set up the grill.

>>19062865
Set the grill up, and if time make a pot of Healing Blue for what may inevitably happen.

rolled 1 = 1

>>19062865
[^]set the grill up

Grill my friend. It must be fired up.

[x]other

I want my slider-based slip'n'slide goddammit.

>>19062907
AND I FORGOT TO CLEAR THE DICE! woooooo...

>>19062914
This. Set it up to launch into the ocean.

>>19062907
Looks like we need that healing blue already

Idiot

>>19062907

>Dice.

>>19062865
Let's get the grill going.

>>19062907
>nat 1 on starting the grill
WE FRENCH NOW

[x] other
Try experimenting on one last potion before you leave

>>19062907
OH GODDAMNIT
Keep some healing potion on hand and do not touch that grill, nat1+fire=BAD

>>19062907
DON'T. FUCKING. ROLL. UNLESS. IT'S. ASKED. FOR.

GODFUCKIGNDAMNIT GUYS.

>>19062942
Seconded useless though it will thanks to the 1

>>19062865
[x]Other, majaikal slip'n'slide

As a side note we need to get back to experimenting with alchemy, we had a list of like a dozen potions we wanted to try and we have done no experimenting since the gender swap attempt that worked for a few moments

>give Perrine instructions on cooking
>fuck up grilling
>laughinggirls.jpg

And then it turns out Perrine is fantastic at texan-style grilling.

>>19062942
Thirded

rolled 86 = 86

Fuck it
Rollan for potion experimenting

>>19063034
We didn't even Fuck up grilling we fucked up setting the grill up

>grill
>slide of fucking doom

You head out of the house and back down to the beach.
There, you have Kraus manifest a large grill for you under a particularly nice looking clump of palm trees.

The streamers the lolis set up are haphazard yet festive, the conspicuously covered pits they dug bulging out of the sand.

With the grill heating up, and the coolers of meat standing by, you get onto setting up something for your guests.

Taking a spoon and using it as a shovel, you pile up sand to form a twenty meter tall ramp that leads into a patch of sand facing the sea.

You took a long piece of tarp and covered the ramp with it, finally finishing it off with a hearty coating of slider and a pool of rebounder at the base.
You have just built a slip-n-slide of doom. And you know just who to get to use it first.

These preparations and others ate time up quickly, and soon enough it was time for guests to arrive.
------------------------------------------------------

>>19063124
>trying to set it on its stand
>it falls over on top of us
>trying to fill it with charcoal
>the bag rips open and covers us in dust
>trying to light it
>won't light
>switch to using molotov
>still won't light
>call repairman
>it's an electric grill

>>19063124
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOMmvI2y4u8

>>19063140
Can't wait to see it in action.

>>19063152
"that's a fine grill...

WHY DOESN'T MINE LOOK LIKE THAT!?"

First time I ever lol'd at simpsons.

>>19063222
have you never seen the earlier seasons?

>>19063230
Nope. Never watched Simpsons. Saw the movie and maybe two or three episodes.

>>19063236
I am so so so sorry.
Simpsons was actually quite hilarious when it was young. i don't know where the drop off in quality really starts, but please do watch at least the first four seasons.

It's Three PM.
J, and the other familiars are in your room to guide the guests into the bottle.
The girls and you are waiting by the front door.


The first to arrive [not counting the really early arrival of the 3 lolis and Charlotte] were the rest of your team.

Gai, Keima and Jun were wearing shorts and hawaiian shirts. Shinku and Amazoness in sundresses.
"Welcome guys!" you all greet them.
"Wow. This is a nice place." jun comments as he shakes your hand.
"Thanks. We were lucky when we found it for sale." Erica tells him.
"Thanks for inviting us." Gai says as Keima nods beside him, looking very uncomfortable in his red and white floral shirt.

Amazoness steps up, her light green dress swaying in the breeze.
"Thank you for inviting us Hayate." She said perfectly. "You have a beautiful home."
"Thanks." you answer her, noticing her changed speech pattern. "Wait.. Did they finish up the translation for your language?"
"Indeed they have. The linguists down in R&D have my thanks for accomplishing such a massive task in a manner of weeks." she says with a smile.
"Heh. And here I thought I had to go down there and bust some heads" you say as you also return the smile.

Hina offers to give them a quick tour of the house, as more and more people come in.

-------------------------------------------------------

>>19063261
>fixed linguistic software package for Amazoness
Well, that's one more item off of our list, at least.

>>19063261
>150x150
For shame, LG, for shame

>>19063261
Waiting on Touma.

>>19063277
>Index
Wait
What?

>>19063310
My reaction exactly.

>>19063310
>>19063323
Makes it all the better.

Dresden or Archive aren't coming, are they?

>>19063261
I quite liked amazoness speaking broken English
Won't be quite as cute

>>19063310
Eh's she's flat as a board anyway. May as well have her with delicious abs instead.

>>19063329
I doubt it. We haven't met them beyond a single cameo appearance.

You are now down at the beach, more and more of your guests have arrived.
Touma walked in in a green Hawaiian shirt, accompanied by the SISTERs and that small nun in white you saw him with a few weeks ago in town.
"hey man, I brought a guest.. I hope you don't mind."
"Of course not man, the more the merrier. Would you like a burger?"
"I WANT ONE!" the nun shouts.
"Okay then, coming right up." you tell her "Wait, I don't think we've been introduced yet. I'm Hayate."
"I'm Index Librorum Prohibitorum, you can call me Index. So.. About that burger.."
"haha, Coming right up miss Index." you answer her as you serve her up.
Touma, flanked on either side by identical sisters can only shrug and apologize for his guests behavior.

------------------------------------------
Mike arrives, accompanied by Max, the Dude and Ryuu.
The group saunters lazily down the beach wearing swimwear, with Mike wearing a bright yellow Banana Hammock.
"Hey Kid. Nice party youre building up to here. Did you invite the whole Bureau?" he asks
"Not really no. Just my class, Nanoha's class, and some of the Basics." you answer him.
"All of the Bureau then." The Dude laughs.

MIKE IS HERE.
**ROLL TO CONVINCE HIM TO TEST THE SLIDE**

rolled 35 = 35

>>19063392

rolled 23 = 23

>>19063392

rolled 16 = 16

>>19063392
YES!

rolled 88 = 88

>>19063392
Come on, Mike. What could it hurt?

rolled 41 = 41

>>19063392
Hey, Mike. I've set up a contraption that's probably not safe and maybe won't work, but will definitely be really fun. Wanna try?

rolled 60 = 60

>>19063392
Don't mind me, just rollin' a nat 100.

rolled 70 = 70

>>19063392

rolled 62 = 62

>>19063404
hmm

rolled 22 = 22

>>19063392
Lets put this ape into orbit!

dice+1d100

rolled 16 = 16

>>19060798

rolled 79 = 79

>>19063436
you are doing it abominably wrong.

rolled 80 = 80

>>19063392
WOOB WOOB WOOB

rolled 100 = 100

>>19063436
wat...

rolled 63 = 63

>>19063392
APE IN ORBIT!

rolled 97 = 97

>>19063392
Dude it's a magical water-slide. What's not to love?

rolled 14 = 14

>>19063436
Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your complimentary gay porn newsletters.

>>19063450
VICTORY!

>>19063450
And we have lift off.

>>19063450

rolled 13 = 13

>>19060798
I guess removing my name works.

>>19063472
and i forgot to turn off the dice...

>try searching youtube for a relevant video
>"gorilla on waterslide"
>get music by a black dude
>fucking lol
>"monkey on waterslide"
>CoD playthroughs
>what?

It's like nobody ever pushed a monkey down a waterslide.

>>19063488
and yet squirrels waterski go figure.

rolled 67 = 67

hmm

"Hey Mike... I built something you should see." you tell your mentor.
An eyebrow is raised, the beer in his hand lowered by a fraction.
"And what is that?"
"A slide."
"A slide?"
"Yes. A slide. I was wondering if you'd like first go at it." You say as you point towards the mound of sand down the beach.
He looks at it.
"Why doesnt go all the way into the water?"
"Oh that? It's a design feature. It'll be fun I swear." you tell him.
"Nope.. Something fishy is going on here." He says as he tries to back away.
"You scared Mike?" the dude asks as he grabs him by the shoulder.
"How about this?" Ryuu says as he grabs his other shoulder "You go first and then we'll all follow."
"NOPENOPENOPE." Mike struggles against the other two.
"Oh common you lumbering ape. It's just a slide. What's the worst that could happen?" Max says as he pushes the gorrilla towards the slide.

The four of them climbed the tall mound, Mike struggling all the way.
"I SWEAR KID, IF THIS ENDS IN PAIN I WILL END YOU!" He shouts in your direction.
"Have fun Mike!" you wave and smile.
The other three push him.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!"
he quickly slides down the tarp and Slider covered slope, a blurr of black and silver fur.
He hits the rebounder covered bottom, and is sent arching up over the sea.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!" he yells loudly before he splashes into the distance.
The other three follow suite.

You leave The grill under J's command and go off to mingle with the guests.

TALK TO WHO?
*add a roll*
*highest of first 5

rolled 34 = 34

>>19063552
Amazoness!

rolled 56 = 56

>>19063552
Index, imply relationships.

>>19063566
With touma. Should specify that.

rolled 27 = 27

>>19063552
index

rolled 41 = 41

>>19063566
hahaha yes

rolled 80 = 80

Touma

rolled 54 = 54

>>19063566
this
>>19063570

rolled 43 = 43

>>19063552
J. See if he can just hang a sign in your room and have your familiars join in on the festivities

We should try to help Touma realize the feelings of the girls who have entered his Swag-field.

>>19063552
All of my YES!!! That is awesome!

Can gorillas even swim? They have incredibly dense muscle and no webbing on their limbs...

We may have just killed Mike. Hopefully he can majaik his way out of there...

>>19063552
>it's a feature

I FINALLY GET TO POST THIS IMAGE!

>>19063612
nope gorillas cannot swim.

>>19063612
He's been with the bureau for a long time. He can deal with water.

rolled 35 = 35

>>19063628
But Mike's a magic gorilla.

>>19063628
But a magical badass gorilla with a talking pimp cane? Worst thing that could happen to him is he comes out with wet hair

>>19063646
and the desire to defenestrate us. that's also a bad case.

>>19063628
He's a majaikal super intelligent gorilla...I think he will be fine. Besides he's got the other guys flying into the blue yonder with him to help lol

not much help with a drowning/flailing gorrila...

>Touma
>WAT
With almost all of the guests arrived, there's a sizable crowd at the beach.
Weaving your way through them, while greeting those you are familiar with, you bump into Touma.
Still flanked by two of the five Sisters, the lucky teen seems to be having quite the time.
"Hey man. Great party." he says over the music coming from the stage, there a pair of men in spikey armor are shredding it on guitars.

"Thanks. I see you're enjoying yourself?"
"Yeah. Although the girls want to take a dip in the sea, but they didnt bring swimsuits." he tells you.
"Oh about that. The guy from InterDimensional fashions should be around."
"The green guy?" One of the girls with him asks you.
"Yeah, Picollo. We got him for just this situation. He should get you hooked up with swimsuits if you need them."
"Thank you for this information. Misaka says as Misaka goes to look for that person." The other sister tells you with a bow.
The girls then proceed to drag Touma off through the crowd.

WHO NOW?
Again highest of first 5.

rolled 22 = 22

>>19063726
Keima time.

rolled 96 = 96

>>19063726
The LoliWitches.
Have a contest as to who can fly farthest without strikers via slide.

rolled 72 = 72

>>19063726
Let's check on Ayumu, see how our little apprentice is doing.

rolled 91 = 91

>>19063726
AMAZONESS
her translator finally works, put it to use!

rolled 47 = 47

>>19063726
See if the Paper Sisters showed up, and point Maggie in Gai's direction.

aamozoness!

>>19063741
>>19063743
FUCK

rolled 37 = 37

>>19063743
This.

rolled 70 = 70

Tittymonster and Mio.

>>19063726
Perrine.

Go up in a ridiculous surfer-dude swagger, (shit are we wearing our NGAF glasses?) push our glasses down our nose and ask

"Hey babe, how's it hangin?"

Try to find a surfboard too.

>>19063769
I'd like to see what Mio got at Slaanesh's.

I fully support this.

>>19063776
Actually, are there waves here? I feel that doing some surfing would be pretty cool!

>california bro here, so yeah, beaches and surfing?

rolled 11 = 11

>>19063776
Durp

>pair of men in spikey armor are shredding it on guitars.
Noise Marines?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN9rGia3Ox4

>>19063776
Unfortunately, coming from WW2 France as she is, I don't think she'd get the joke.

>>19063855
Either way, it'd be nice to see how hot and bothered she gets at the sight of Hayate in Speedos.

You look for the little ones, the ones that have been digging pit traps earlier.
You find them hanging out near the tables of food you set up, effectively cordoning off the desserts.
"Hey girls... Having fun?" you ask the girls with their backs turned to you.
Three little girls in cute swimsuits and with arms full of sweets turn to you.
"YES!" they answer in unison, not skipping a beat of stuffing their cute little faces.
"So girls want to try out the slide?"
You point at the sand mound now being used by some of the guests.
Quickly, they finish the food in their arms and grab you.
"Only if you go with us!" they say all together.

[ ]sure
[ ]i have other stuff to do.

>>19063873
[x] SURE
BOARDSHORTS GO

>>19063873
[x]sure

We built the thing, we might as well use it.

>>19063855
Even better! Now the joke shall seem all the more fresh and witty.

>captcha owilleh 300

>>19063873
Just once can't hurt.

>>19063873
[x]sure
How could we refuse three little imoutos?

Change into swimwear first, though.

>>19063873
Eh. Can't hurt.


Query: if Ilya is in a swimsuit, and she turns back into Shirou, does the swimsuit change into a men's swimsuit, or will we see shirou in a women's one-piece/bikini?

>>19063873
[X]sure
We've got to try it some time.

>>19063873
sure

>>19063890
things better left unthought of.

>>19063873
Mike were coming for you!
[x]Sure

Loli-slider is go!

Shall we go in a big lump, or in a row?

Let's go in a row, and each one of us strikes a different pose after hitting the rebounder.

If we coordinate, we could even spell something!

>>19063890
His clothes changed when he turned into Illya, so they'll change back when he turns back into Shirou.

It doesn't matter if they're not the same clothes. It's Majaik.

Ilya's swimsuit better be this one:

>>19063924
Just remember, it's actually a boy in there.

A very confused, confused boy.

>>19063873
Check to see if Mio / THE SOFTNESS wants to come along as well. The chances for mid-air groping only come along every so often.

>>19063946
That just makes it all the more delicious.

Just like Keima.

>>19063924
I know where that's from.

You are a bad, bad person.

>>19063946
You know... I don't think I care any more...

>>19063946
I'm pretty sure Shirou doesn't even know that the changes in personality even occur. It seems like they are completely two different individuals in body and mind (maybe even soul?) when they are transformed...Sabre is the only one who kinda seems to stay the same well except for the cute and cuddliness that we can't seem to stop petting!

>>19063964
Not when it's Shirou.

>>19063969
I don't. Source?

"Sure." you tell them as you grab your suit by the front.
With a quick pull, you strip it off with the help of velcro seams you had Kraus build into it.

And you were left in nothing but a pair of blue speedos. Ones the girls chose for you.
"Ooooh.." the crowd around you says at this show.
"Let's GO!" the three girls drag you off towards the slip and slide.
--------------------------------------

You are on top of the slide, looking down.
The thing seemed tamer when you were building it, and you begin to have second thoughts about this.
"Hurry up slow poke." luchinni goads you
"Yeah Hayate! Go!" Sakura says with a prod.
"Oniichan! Let's slide together!" Illya offers.
"O-okay then." you say as you sit down at the top, and Illya settles in your lap.

With a push from Sakura and Luchinni, you are sent careening down the slope.
"FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!"
As you hit the rebounder covered bottom, you think that you really need to apologize to Mike later on.

You splash into the water about two hundred meters away, Illya screaming with delight.
The other two girls splash down on either side of you.
"Ahahahah! that was fun! Let's do it again!" The white-haired girl says as the four of you swim back to the beach.
"I... I think I'll pass" you tell them.

WHO NAO?
again best of first five.

rolled 67 = 67

>>19063999
Still trying for Keima.

rolled 9 = 9

>>19063999
Mio.

rolled 92 = 92

>>19063999
>tear off uniform
>from our time as a male stripper

amazoness

>>19063984
IIllya bungkohan keikaku

rolled 62 = 62

>>19063999
Mio. Offer her alcohol.

WE ARE NOT GETTING 2 MONTHS OF DRAMA OUT OF THIS SHIT AGAIN

rolled 62 = 62

>>19063999
Sakabroto.

Time to see what she got at Slaanesh's.

>>19063984
http://exhentai.org/g/175727/15986c9ffd/

We should ask who they were planning to trap as well

Wondering if ilya convinced them Shirley was trying to steal us

>>19063984
[desudesu] [PNO Group] Motto Motto!! Ilya Bunhokan Keokaku! ~Natsu - Nangoku Vacances Hen

>>19064010
correction, from our time working backstage at a male strip club.

>>19064013
MFW LG drops sauce like it's nothing.

>>19064035
you have no face, because you're not surprised, because it's not surprising.

>>19064010
You walk out of the surf, dripping water onto the sand.
As you do so, you run right into the green haired exotic beauty Amazoness.
'ACT COOL ACT COOL ACT COOL. DON'T LET HER KNOW HOW TERRIFIED YOU WERE EARLIER' you think

"H-hey there." you say as you strike an ineffective pose. "having fun?"
"Very much so." she answers "It seems all of our class is already here, with more and more guests still arriving. You have put together quite a nice gathering Hayate." she complements you.
"Nah, It's nothing. The girls did most of the work." you tell her.
"But still, you did some of it." She smiles.
"So did you have anything to eat yet?"
"I had a burger earlier. I'm now looking for the others from our team."
"Why?" you ask.
"Oh nothing, I just want to be with them."
"THen let me help you look." you say as you take her arm.

**ROLL FOR LOOKING**
Taking first one.

rolled 32 = 32

>>19064099
Keima?

rolled 98 = 98

>>19064099
find everythign

rolled 98 = 98

>>19064099
Let's see where the others of our team have gone to.

>>19064109
>>19064110
>>19064112


FUCK YOU UDZ!

>>19064110
>>19064112
>2 98's
>only the 32 counts
Goddammit, Udz.

>>19064114
roffles

I'm okay with this. Even if I did just shoot my hopes in the foot again.

You are Sakamoto Mio. The Hero of Japan.
You have arrived at the party.

Wearing that red bikini you just bought,
You walk across the sand.
Hoping you are suitably 'fashionably late'.

You are Sakamoto Mio. The Hero of Japan.
And you are in a hole.

You should have seen it.
You should have noticed the obvious trap.
But still you fell in.

>>19064153
Hmm....I wonder how many others of our guests have gotten caught in the lolis' traps.

We're going to have to rescue them all.

After a short search, you spot, Gai, Keima, Hina and Jun sitting with the Paper Sisters under a strand of trees.
"Hey gu-" you try to call to them but are cut off.
"Honey!" someone grabs you from the back.
"Niichan!" two other voices follow.
It's the Idols.
You turn around, and see them wearing stylized two-piece swimsuits with the tops made to look like sailor's uniforms.
"hey girls." you greet them. "let me intorduce you three to my teammate Amazoness."
"Amazoness, this is Mami, Ami and Miki, Idols from the basics class."
"Hello. It's a pelasure meeting you." your greenhaired friend says to the three.
"Hello." Miki says back. "Honey, we got some time on the stage to ourselves. We were thinking of doing a number, but we wanted you with us."
"Yeah, Niichan. you can sing and dance so well with us. Join us for a quintet!" the twins ask you.

[ ]Sure
[ ]nope
[ ]Do I have to wear a skirt?

>>19064223
[x] Do I get to wear a skirt?

>>19064223
[x]Do I have to wear a skirt?

Because, honestly, I think it would look better with us in a skirt. We need to show Ayumu that being in a skirt should have nothing to do with his manliness.

Also, we need to help with entertaining our guests anyway.

>>19064223
NOPE.

>>19064223
[x]Sure

>>19064223
>[x]Do I have to wear a skirt?
I can live with this.

>>19064223
[^]nope

At the moment I say no just because we really haven't talked to the team as a whole in a while.

>>19064223
[x] Only if I get to wear a skirt.

NOPE. We need to spend time with ALL our guests. Besides, we have entertainers already.

[x] Can I please wear a skirt?

I don't know why but I want Hayate to sing this if we do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7O2thIGFn0

>>19064308
I think I'd prefer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM

Dress up like Freddie and sing to everyone the best we can.

"Do i have to wear a skirt?" you ask them.
"Do you want to Honey?" Miki asks you.
"err no.." you tell her.
"Then you don't!" she answers with a smile.
You excuse yourself from Amazoness as the three idols drag you off towards the stage.

Backstage, you find the fourth idol waiting.
"What took you so long?" she asks the other three
"We had to find Honey! He's performing with us." Miki tells her matter of factly.
"But he doesnt have a costume." she says as she looks your speedo clad figure over.
"It's okay!" Mami says from behind as she takes her hammer out.
She taps you gently on the butt with it, and you are suddenly in an identical swimsuit as the rest of the girls.
For the second time in the span of a few minutes, you are again regretting something you have been pulled into.
"err.. wait! I don't know the song. I don;t know the dance!" you try and reason with them as you squirm in the sqwimsuit.
"It's okay Honey. Just follow Miki's lead!" the blonde one states as she pushes you onto the stage.

-----------------------------------------------------
The crowd stops and stares upon seeing you onstage.
Ayumu drops the soda he was drinking.
"Aniki?" he asks as he pushes himself closer to the front.

>>19064308
>>19064332
We're going up there with the Idols, so it's going to be a J-Pop number, not American (which reminds me, we've only had Hayate sing nothing but American songs, he needs to branch out).

>>19064348
Have we bro-swagged Ayumu?

>>19064348
Regret? It's too late for regret. It's time to power on through, no shame.

>>19064348
>"Aniki?" he asks as he pushes himself closer to the front.
Mentilate to him:
'Remember, my pupil, that a Real Man is a Man, regardless of the clothing he wears.'

We should probably have one of our girls recording this. They're not going to want to miss this.

>>19064348
You know...I still think we should have stayed with the team talked them up a bit but no we do this.

>>19064369
>no shame

There's always shame. Always.

>>19064360
Well, considering his entire musical repertoire comes from that store filled with old records, we don't know much for Japanese songs. We know alot of British and American songs though, and we're Aces at Queen songs.

>>19064370
Things we need to worry about: Not them missing this

>>19064376
We can still talk with the team afterwards. There's still hours of this party left to go.

>>19064376
IT'S TOO LATE FOR SHAME

The music starts up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao64VGPiLyg
It was a fun lively song, as was the trademark of the idols.
You follow Miki's movements like she said you should and improvised when it came time for solo poses.

The crowd that was silent at the biginning are now cheering loudly halfway thorugh.
Loudest of all the cheers were Ayumu's.
"ANIKI! WOOOOOOOOOH! YOU'RE AWESOME!"

Not wanting to disappoint your guests, you put everything you have into your dancing.

>>19064393
That adds a hell of alot to laugh at when you picture a blue haired idol with a tubesock in the bottom half of the swimsuit.

You are Sakamoto Mio. The Hero of Japan.
And finally, you are out of that accursed hole.

You hear loud cheering from the stage, and approach it.
There, you find him singing and dancing cutely.
You stand and watch.

>>19064425
Hmm...Ouendan Mio?

Could be interesting to do with Hayate and Miyafuji, or drag Hina into it.

You are Sakamoto Mio. The Hero of Japan
And you watch him perform.

He has everything.
Wit, strength, looks, and talent.
Truly, he is the perfect wife.

>>19064444
It's too bad that Mio didn't drag Trude along; it would have been funny to see her reaction to Hayate performing with the Idols.

>>19064463
I don't think we invited her. Don't feel like checking to make sure. Though I'm someone out there will check.

>>19064502
I'm pretty sure she's still in the doghouse for breaking both our arms and nearly killing Perrine by accident.

>>19064513
She only broke one arm, but that's no reason to be rude.

>>19064502
We did not specifically invite her, no.
I was hoping that either Erica, Ursula, Mio, or Shirley would bring Trude along. Or Miyafuji or Lucchini.

>>19064534
Personally I hope not and I'll leave it at that.

>>19064519
Thought they were both broken? One shattered, the other less bad.

Oh well. One shattered, one dislocated. Still, not something one should let slide.

rolled 39 = 39

>no Trude was not invited.
>rolling

>>19064519
>>19064534
Not inviting Trude was an oversight.

I have to wonder how different the Bureau's ethical and moral guidelines must be, considering that they have Frank as an employee, and Helga is able to operate her shop in the open.

>>19064556

Bah. crazy psycho can go stew in it until she calms down, and is prepared to discuss things like a goddamn adult.

we left the ball in her court, really. waiting for her to decide if she wanted to remain pissed at us or was willing to talk and actually help out with perrine's situation.

After the performance, with the crowd cheering wildly, you and the idols run off stage triumphantly.
"That was so much fun!" The twins say as they hug Iori
"You were so good Honey!" Miki exclaims as she hugs you, those soft weapons once again going into action.
"Soffft..." you can only say, as they drag you back into the crowd, now thankfully back in your speedos.

"ANIKI!" Ayumu pushes his way through towards you. "You were AMAZING!"
Your protege hands you a can of cola, no doubt from one of the numerous tubs of them you left around the beach.
"Thanks. glad you liked it." you say as you pop the tab and drink.
"I think I'm beginning to get what you mean about being a real man. A REAL MAN HAS NO SHAME! That's what you meant, right aniki?!"
"Err... yeah. Something like that." you answer him.
"I shall take this lesson and apply it for today!" he says energetically.
He takes out his device, the chainsaw, and waves it around.
In an instant, the boardshorts and open white shirt he was wearing is replaced by a traditional, out-dated school swimsuit.
He runs off towards the sea dressed as such.
"He's funny." Miki comments as she continues to apply her armaments to your back.

"Hayate." A voice cuts through the crowd.
The group of people surrounding you parts like the red sea, and reveals Mio.
"I have been watching. And I like what I saw." she says with a smirk on her face as she takes slow measured steps towards you.

>>19064574
So when are we going to actively work on the problem we created with Shirou? It's been played off for laughs, but the fact remains that we gave him a permanent mind-altering potion, and that has reacted badly with the snowberries he ate.

we getting raped now

>>19064608
We're going to have to mentor Ayumu some more after this.

Bow towards Mio with a flourish.
"Thank you, Mio. I aim to please."

>>19064613
I think that was half the reason for us to get the snowberries. Well maybe one-forth of the reason.

>>19064608
Danger, Danger, we are in a Speedo, we cannot afford to continue close physical proximity with feminine assets!

>>19064608
Say with a grin, "I'm sure you weren't the only one, Mio."

>>19064608
OH MY

NEXT TIME ON MSQ
Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, and Cranberry Juice.

New thread at Saturday, 0700 4chan time
>wedding to go to tomorrow.

>>19064650
woop 0700 thread
You sure you can't bail the wedding?

>>19064651
Yeah, fuck weddings.

>Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, and Cranberry Juice.
wikipedia tells me that's called a Sex on the Beach
gonna go feed my dinosaur now.

>>19064650
Dag blast it.

>>19064628
A quarter sounds right. Most people wanted to get it so that we could create our own line of age-changing candies.
And while we got the bush, and we've been trying to cultivate it, it's not that essential in itself, since Melmo still has some from her personal stores to analyze.

Sure, there isn't much we can do about it, since it's even got our alchemy instructor stumped, and Dr. McNinja puzzled, but that's the problem: we created a problem that not even the experts of the Bureau can fix (for now).

>>19064651
Unfortunately no.
I know the caterer.
They do great food.

>>19064681
But
Aren't our tears enough?

>>19064681
We should make a cake like that for the loli-brigade at the next picnic.

>>19064684
A man cannot live on tears alone, friend.

>>19064684
But wedding cake is great.
Its the third best kind of cake.
Right after birthday cake and "fuck its 3 am I need cake"cake

>>19064669
>sex on the beach

PREPARE DEM BONERS.
MIO IS GOING IN HOT.

>>19064688
>"fuck its 3 am I need cake"cake
ARE YOU ME? No, seriously, my roommates used to get weirded out when I bought an entire chocolate cake at 2 or 3 in the morning, until I got them to try it.

But still, fuck weddings. They're tedious and filled with relatives who try to force awkward small talk about how much taller I've gotten since they last saw me when I was eight, and every time I go to one it constantly reminds me that I haven't gone steady with a girl since I was in high school.

>>19064650
>Sex on the Beach

With Mio, in that red string bikini? Sign me the fuck up.

>>19064732
not so when you're a friend and not family. then you get to just party and celebrate your friends happiness.

>surrender [suh-ren-der]-to yield (something) to the possession or power of another; deliver up possession of on demand or under duress.
>negotiation [ni-goh-shee-ey-shuhn] -mutual discussion and arrangement of the terms of a transaction or agreement.
>rape [reyp]-the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.
>undermine [uhn-der-mahyn] -to attack by indirect, secret, or underhand means; attempt to subvert by stealth.
>all tagged #msq
Okay, so the first is what all parties want to avoid, the second is our ideal conclusion, and the third is what will happen if we try the forth?

Anyone else think we missed something big by not examining the shard?

>>19065455
Im reading it as,
MIO plans to UNDERMINE us using RAPE thus trigering NEGOTIATIONS for SURRENDER.

>>19065591
Possibly. But we're not exactly built for analysis. And at least we know it's there and can get it when we have more time.

>>19065683
Yeah but if we rolled well we would of found something, and Kraus can analyze anything remember?

He did it with the gender swap potion

>>19064650
>Vodka, Peach Schnapps, Orange Juice, and Cranberry Juice.
That's the recipe for a Gilligan's Island. I have a bad feeling about that.

>>19065924
It's also more commonly known as the recipie for "Sex on the beach". Which I would presume is what it's referring to. "Gilligan's Isalnd" is the name i've seen used when restaurants and shit offering cocktails want to stay "family friendly".

>>19065751
He can analyze potions and beverages, probably foods as well.
But all he got from analyzing the runes were that they were a containment circle for keeping something in or out.