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    223 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Sunday Morning Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/09/12(Wed)23:23 No.19048054  
    WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    >ARCHIVES HERE
    >http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    You return her hug. Placing a reassuring arm around her.
    "I'll miss you too. I want you to remember, no matter how far away you are, no matter how long you're gone, you have a loving home waiting for you. There was a time that I didn't have that and I want you to understand that it is the most precious thing in the world. "
    "Thank you Hayate.." she says
    "You should have fun in the field. It's a chance to meet new people, new experiences. I'm sure you'll be back here with us in no time."
    She smiles and answers, "Yeah, I'll do that."
    "Atta girl. I'll try and write to you or even mentillate if I could figure out how to do it across Dimensions."
    "Thank you Hayate..." she says as she closes her eyes and turns her face up to you.
    You know she was waiting for it, and you know never to disappoint.
    You bent your head down and kissed her.

    ----------------------------------------------
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:26 No.19048088
    inb4 panzer, who I doubt even views these threads.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:26 No.19048090
    FIRST.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:27 No.19048095
    >>19048090
    Bitch you wish.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:27 No.19048106
    >>19048088
    >>19048090
    Dammit.

    Well, when she gets back we'll take her out the Big Bang restaurant.

    In the meantime, we need to take Perrine out for a date, she's the only one we haven't.

    Need the classiest place available.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:28 No.19048112
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    LG
    HEY LG
    SPACE VIKING
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/09/12(Wed)23:30 No.19048143
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    -------------------------------------
    It's morning.
    You wake up to the sounds of the waves lapping against the base of your tower home.
    The bed is a bit emptier when you woke up today, with Hina and Perrinne not in it.
    Erica and ursula are sleeping soundly to your right, Nanoha is on your left.
    You extract yourself from the sheets by teleporting and go for a quick shower.

    Dried and dressed, you head down to the kitchen.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:31 No.19048148
    >>19048106
    >Need the classiest place available.
    I was thinking about this today.
    A fancy Japanese restaurant would be nice, and remember that it doesn't have to be all sushi. There's many, many other dishes available.

    Though if it's too far out of her comfort zone, we could do a French restaurant.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:32 No.19048157
    >>19048143
    Hmm...Wherever could Hina and Perrine be?

    Anyway, we need to get cooking.
    Breakfast for the ladies, and cookies for Nanoha, and food for the party.
    We're going to need the help of our familiars for this.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:33 No.19048162
    >>19048148
    Didn't she say she hated France and shit, though?

    Let's show her *our* world.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:33 No.19048168
    >>19048106
    We make dinner for her.
    IN THE PARK.
    Or at the beach.

    FUCK RESTAURANTS.
    WE BUTLER.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:33 No.19048171
    >>19048157
    >Hmm...Wherever could Hina and Perrine be?

    Playing with magical Dollies, probably.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:34 No.19048172
    >>19048157
    > food for the party.
    We can just have Kraus conjure that, can't we?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:35 No.19048187
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    >>19048106
    Le Chateau Pompadour
    Run by this classy motherfucker right here.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/09/12(Wed)23:35 No.19048192
    Fuck yeah
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:35 No.19048193
    >>19048172
    Seems kinda lazy to me, but we could. Anyways, I thought we were having a BBQ.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:35 No.19048195
    >>19048172
    We can. Though considering the number of people that may show up, perhaps we should get started?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:35 No.19048201
    >>19048171
    Oh God, I can just see them fussing over Boku and Desu, forcing them into different dresses.

    Shit, Perrine was a high-class girl, she probably had a separate wing for her dolls. She's a pro at this.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:37 No.19048222
    >>19048172
    We can conjure up some of the food, but we should have some stuff cooking for the smell.

    BBQ ribs on the grill is a language everyone speaks. Except Mike maybe, but we can toss some squash on there for him. Grilled squash kicks ass.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:38 No.19048243
    >>19048222
    >but we should have some stuff cooking for the smell.
    You bring up a very good point, sir.
    The smell of cooking food is also important for the atmosphere we want to create.
    And don't forget the sound of sizzling meat on the grill.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:41 No.19048279
    >>19048222
    Plus as we grill ribs touma and gai can comment on turning said meat. All while drinking beer.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:42 No.19048290
    >>19048279
    Yep

    Ayup

    Yup
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:42 No.19048298
    Alright. Time for the BEACH EPISODE.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:43 No.19048311
    >>19048222
    Well, according to Jane Goodall, Gorrilas eat meat too. So, he would probably enjoy a burger, or maybe even a rack of ribs.

    I'd say grill some Hotdogs and Burgers and let people know if they'd like anything else, we'll summon up some for them.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/09/12(Wed)23:45 No.19048334
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    You walk into the kitchen to find Perrinne at the stove.
    She's trying to cook breakfast with J assisting her.
    She's trying, but not doing very well.

    Stacks of misshapen half-burnt pancakes, uncrisped bacon, eggs overdone while still being raw in the middle, soggy toast, and a pot of burning water.
    It was all very cute to see this.

    She sees you enter, blushes, then tries to hide the spatula she was using to try and get a pancake off the wall.

    WAT SAY/DO oh master butler?
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:47 No.19048352
    >>19048334
    "Never cooked for yourself before?"
    Assist her with SEXY COOKING LESSONS.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:47 No.19048355
    >>19048334
    "Something smells delicious."
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:47 No.19048359
    >>19048311
    Mike's told us he doesn't eat meat before, I think. Not sure. I know he's always just ordered a salad.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:47 No.19048362
    >>19048334
    "Oh, Perrine, you didn't have to go to the trouble of cooking breakfast.
    "Here, please, allow me to help."
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:48 No.19048366
    >>19048334
    Cook with her by doing the hug from behind thing and guiding her hands.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:48 No.19048368
    >>19048334
    Guide, don't lecture. Get hands-on.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:48 No.19048376
    >>19048334
    Go over, give her a hug from behind, assist/teach in cooking.

    "Don't worry, even things like breakfast take a lot of practice. You'll get the hang of it soon enough."
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:49 No.19048384
    >>19048355
    No then she'll get in her head she can cook, then we are fucked in the long run.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:49 No.19048388
    >>19048359
    >Not sure. I know he's always just ordered a salad.
    He might be going for an extended lifespan diet.
    They did experimentally show that primates with controlled caloric intakes and mostly vegetarian diets have a longer lifespan and are much healthier in their old age.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:51 No.19048401
    >>19048388
    Given he's well over several hundred years old, he might be on to something.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:52 No.19048419
    >>19048334
    This is why I'm the wife.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:53 No.19048434
    >>19048401
    It's the juice man it's the juice.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:55 No.19048450
    >>19048334
    >a pot of burning water
    WAT.

    Grab a pancake, say it's delicious, then guide her in making hetter ones
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:55 No.19048456
    >>19048366
    This. Stand behind her, get nice and close, slider our hands down over hers and teach her how to cook.

    Also, d'aww at the attempt to be a housewife.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:57 No.19048473
    >>19048450
    fucking lol, I missed that.

    Man, she is a disaster in the kitchen, isn't she?

    How much of this is J responsible for?

    If the other girls get in here before we fix it up, say that we're feeling a bit under the weather and it's messing up our juju.
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:57 No.19048484
    >>19048334
    Encourage her. Keep her self-esteem up.

    "It's okay, you'll get a lot better with a bit of practice. You should keep at it."
    >> Anonymous 05/09/12(Wed)23:59 No.19048504
    >>19048334
    >uncrisped bacon

    Lots of places in the world don't like their bacon rock--hard crunchy like the Americans. Just saying.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:00 No.19048524
    >>19048473
    J is great at cooking, so we can probably thank him for him preventing her from burning down the resort.

    We're not going to do that in front of her, though, because that would be a dick move.
    Just help her and if she starts to cry, just summon up some food, and thank her for trying. It's the thought that counts
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)00:01 No.19048534
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    >>19048112
    But the space viking is already in the game...
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:01 No.19048535
    >>19048473
    >>19048456
    To be fair to Perrine, solo cooking a full breakfast for 6, maybe more people is a nightmarish experience, even if you know what you're doing - And if you only have a vague understanding, like her? Well, shit's not easy.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:01 No.19048536
    >>19048504
    Those places probably need Jesus.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:02 No.19048547
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    >>19048450
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:03 No.19048567
    Alright, have J turn on a musical score while we dance-teach Perrine the finer arts of cooking.

    We're gonna montage this shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:03 No.19048570
    >>19048534
    Haha, very funny, LG.

    Though that does remind me that we need to stock up on their honeyed apples, since we ate them all when Hayate, Erica, and Ursula had GummiBEARs.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:08 No.19048614
    Tell her it's okay, then describe our first time.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)00:10 No.19048632
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    "Good morning" you say as you give her a hug. "Thanks for getting started on breakfast."
    "I.. I messed it up though." she tells you with her eyes cast down.
    You grab a lump of burnt batter and eat it.
    "Nah it's great." you tell her as you chew the crunchy, black morsel.
    "Liar..." she tells you.
    "Well... It could use some improvement." you say honestly.
    "How about we clean these up and I'll help you try again?"
    "T-thanks." she says still in your arms.
    -----------------------------------------------

    With the kitchen cleaned up, and the pancakes stuck to the wall and ceiling removed, you help Perrinne with making breakfast again.

    As you guide her through cooking the perfect sunnyside-up egg, you ask her about the other absent girl.
    "So where's Hina?" you ask
    "She's out jogging with Souseiseki. She should be back soon." The french girl answers as she keeps a close eye on the egg in the pan.
    "Oh. Cool. Speaking of Souseiseki, I've not been seeing Suisuisuisuisui much lately. What's with that?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:11 No.19048640
    >>19048614
    NO!
    No fucking stories from our past, unless we are trying to get people immensely depressed
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:12 No.19048647
    >>19048614
    >our first time cooking

    "trying not to burn myself, and not doing too good a job at it, I was able to keep the charcoal lit long enough for the half-empty can of beans to get warm. I'd been hungry for days at that point, so when I actually found food in the trainyard that the hobos hadn't gotten, I was so happy! It was like christmas, except mom and dad never gave me presents, so it was even better!

    I even got to eat half the beans before a dog ran over and took it from me!"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:12 No.19048653
    >>19048614

    But how does telling her how a Fat Greek Guy raped us make this any better?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:13 No.19048662
    >>19048614
    "See Erica has slipped in through my window..."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:20 No.19048731
    >>19048662
    not THAT first time doofus.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:20 No.19048740
    >>19048662
    Actually, our first time would have been in that alley with the fat Greek.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:22 No.19048757
    >>19048632
    After this, we should go into how to make potato dishes. It might help the Perrine-Erica relationship if Perrine can make food that Erica likes.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/10/12(Thu)00:23 No.19048766
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    >>19048740
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:23 No.19048771
    >>19048740
    I had assumed the first willing time but if you wanna tell her about the Greek....
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:23 No.19048772
    Oh, now might be a good time to ask Perrine if she'd like to have a tea party with us and some of her classmates.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:24 No.19048775
    >>19048771
    WE DO NOT MENTION THE GREEK.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)00:24 No.19048779
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    "WHY CAN YOU NEVER GET MY NAME RIGHT DESU!" Her shrill voice echose through the kitchen as she teleports in through the window's glass pane.
    "You can get Souseiseki's name right, but you can never say my name correctly. It's SUISEISEKI DESU!"
    "Good morning Suisuisuisui. I was just asking about you."
    "SUI-SEI-SE-KI!"
    "Suisuisusiusi... See, I got it right that time." You taunt the little doll in green.
    "STUPID HUMAN! STUPID STUPID STUPID!" she Flies over to you and pounds on your head with her tiny porcelain fists.
    "Suiseiseki... Please." Perrine tells her.
    "And Hayate, please stop teasing her."
    "But she's just so cute like this." you say as the doll abruptly stops hitting you.
    "C-cute?! I-I'm not cute! I-I'm glamorous desu!"
    "Yep, so cute." you chuckle.
    "...!" she begins hitting you again, a blush forming on her face.
    "Okay, Sui. You can stop now." Perrine grabs her small hands and pulls her away from you and towards the table.
    "I-I'll remember this!" she tells you with a scowl.


    Again, you and Perrinne went back to cooking.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:24 No.19048784
    We don't actually know if the Greek raped Hayate. It might've been a mugging, drug-muleing, or an old-fashioned lynching.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:25 No.19048790
    >>19048766
    No, it was most certainly not fabulous.

    >>19048771
    She already knows, though. We mentioned it to her and Trude the first time the pregnancy scare came up, as for why we didn't fight back. Because it'll be over faster if we didn't resist.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:25 No.19048796
    >>19048779
    Dude waffles with strawberries and blueberries. Coated with maple sugar and a sprinkle of icing sugar....
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:25 No.19048799
    >>19048779
    We should have called her suiseisekidesu.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/10/12(Thu)00:27 No.19048810
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    watching znt.
    Dat staff of destruction.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:27 No.19048811
    >>19048779
    We really need something to directly remind us that Boku and Desu are gardeners, so we can have them help with the snowberry bush.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:29 No.19048824
    >>19048811
    We could ask them if they have any special powers.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:29 No.19048828
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    >>19048810
    >Watching ZnT
    >Not reading
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:30 No.19048836
    >>19048828
    To be fair, Season 1 is okay.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:31 No.19048846
    >>19048824
    Just ask about the vines she conjured during the training exercise when we duelled perrine
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:32 No.19048858
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    "Guys let's tell her about our first cooking time"
    ...
    couple posts later
    "Guys let's tell her about our first sexual intercourse"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:32 No.19048860
    >>19048836
    >Season 1
    >implying there are any other seasons
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/10/12(Thu)00:33 No.19048868
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    >>19048828
    But anon i can't read, it hurts my brainy meats.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:34 No.19048876
    >>19048858
    We ran with the joke because >>19048614 worded it badly.
    >then describe our first time.
    Sure, in context it refers to cooking, but out of context it could have referred to our first time having sex.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:34 No.19048880
    >>19048858
    He worded it as "Let's tell her about our first time."

    He implied cooking. It's generally implied as sex.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:36 No.19048915
    >>19048868
    Well, there is a translation up somewhere of the books, even available to read online I think.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)00:40 No.19048969
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    -------------------------------
    Later, with breakfast preparations done, and everyone around the table, you discuss today's party.
    "So girls, did you get your invitations out?" you ask them.
    "Rood says he'll come." Ursula says
    "As will Miyafuji and Luchinni." Perrinne tells you.
    "I think our whole class will be here." Hina says over some eggs.
    "I got Vita, Madoka, and others from my class coming. Also Max and his friends." Nanoha tells you with a smile.

    "Great, then I can get started on preparations." you say as you take a sip of coffee.
    "NOPE. You're not doing this all on your own again tea-cakes." Erica tells you.
    "Let us handle the preparations this time, you take care of the grill later."
    "But..." you begin
    "NO BUTS. We'll handle it." She says authoritively.
    "Yes'm."


    Breakfast over, the girls go and disperse to get ready for this afternoon's party leaving you alone and with nothing to do.

    WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    [ ]plant
    [ ]cookies
    [ ]read
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:41 No.19048979
    >>19048969
    [x] plant
    oh god it's dead isn't it
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:41 No.19048984
    >>19048969
    [x]plant
    We must be careful and nurture it.
    Then we must make cookies and potions.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:41 No.19048985
    >>19048969
    plant, then cookies. If we see Suiseisekidesu, ask her how she did the vine thing in the simulation.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:42 No.19048993
    >>19048969
    [x]plant, then read
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:43 No.19049008
    >>19048969
    Find the gardening dolls and ask for their advice in taking care of a rare and exotic plant species.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:44 No.19049019
    >>19048979
    Suddenly, I get the feeling that Future Hayate has been sneaking in to take care of the plant for us.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:44 No.19049020
    >>19048985
    >garderner dolls

    Man, with those two around we should cultivate an alchemical greenhouse. We could drive Melmo out of business!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:47 No.19049042
    >>19049019
    Lo has been caring for it along with our other plants iirc
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)00:53 No.19049102
    >>19048969
    Plantan
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)00:59 No.19049172
    >>19049020
    Or supply her hard. All day every day.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)01:00 No.19049182
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    >plant
    You decide to check on the snowberry bush.
    That plant you took out of the forrest and transplanted into your own gardens.

    As you walk out of the house and into the yard, you meet Lo and Souseiseki in the gardens, tending to the plants.
    "Good morning guys."
    "Morning friend Hayate."
    "Good morning."
    "Thanks for looking after the garden, you two are great."
    "Is nothing."
    "It's the least we could do." Souseiseki says as she puts away her ornate shears.

    "So, how has that Snowberry bush been holding up?" You ask them.


    **ROLLEM**
    Taking third roll
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:01 No.19049189
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>19049182
    Getting my roll out of the way.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:01 No.19049191
    rolled 47 = 47

    >>19049182
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:01 No.19049192
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>19049182
    Dead
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)01:02 No.19049204
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>19049182
    Well, I know I'm too late, but...

    >>19049192
    Fuck. Not quite, hopefully.

    >usmalm unwatered
    Just might be.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:02 No.19049205
    >>19049192
    You motherfucker. With that roll, it likely IS dead, you fucking cumstain.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:03 No.19049216
    rolled 72 = 72

    >>19049205
    >blaming anon for random numbers
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)01:05 No.19049238
    >>19049216
    Are you new here? 'Cause, I mean, that's been going on a long-ass time.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:05 No.19049241
    >>19049216
    We have to blame somebody, and the diceroller isn't a person.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:06 No.19049251
    >>19049241
    What if it IS?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:06 No.19049255
    >>19049251
    Then he's a real asshole, and if I ever find him I'll cut him a new one for denying us Naru.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:08 No.19049272
    >>19049216
    It's not even the roll that I'm mad about.
    It's that anon willfully hoping to deny others their fun of age-changing candies.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)01:09 No.19049278
    >>19049255
    But it'll be so much better when she's finally realized.

    Parting makes the heart grow fonder, or what the fuck ever.

    That asshole is so dead.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)01:10 No.19049288
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    >>19049192
    "Plant is... Plant in trabble." Lo tells you as he leads you to it.
    Indeed, it looked like it was in trouble.
    The drooping leaves and the yellowish hue showing that it has not taken to being pulled out of the forest too well.

    "Souseiseki, do you have any idea why it's like that?" you ask the doll.
    "I.. I don't know. It could be a lot of things. Maybe soil, maybe the water, maybe pests. I'm sorry." She tells you.
    "No, It's alright. I guess I was kinda expecting this. I have been told that these things were impossible to cultivate." you tell her with a pat on her head.
    "We try ebrything. Make plant better." Lo says with a thump of his wide furry chest.
    "Thanks guys. Maybe i can also come up with something."
    "Wat do?" Lo asks you

    WAT DO INDEED OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:12 No.19049304
    >>19049288
    We can...attempt to plant a Mandragora plant next to it. The book we got from the library said there would be a reaction, though it was unclear if it would be positive or negative.

    Or we can spend the morning in the library doing horticultural research.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:12 No.19049305
    >>19049288
    "If only we knew someone with the ability to save plants!"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:13 No.19049309
    >>19049288
    Call up both of the gardening witches. Call up Melmo, open up our book on plants and see what we can find. We're many things but an expert horticulturalist is not one of them.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:13 No.19049313
    >>19049304
    Seconded, and maybe simulate the environment it was originally in.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:15 No.19049333
    >>19049192
    A low roll for "dead".

    It's doing fine, in other words.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:16 No.19049340
    Grab some of the soil from the Forrest.
    And get some Mandragora.
    Also, use water from the stream in the forrest on it.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)01:18 No.19049352
    >>19049340
    Rather than add Mandragora, let's see if there was any around the plant Shirou found. If not, let's not try it.

    Otherwise, good plan.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:18 No.19049356
    >>19049309
    >Call up both of the gardening witches
    Who?
    Are you talking about the Rozen Dolls, Souseiseki and Suiseiseki?
    Souseiseki is right here, and said she's already tried what she can. If she thought her sister could help, she would have already called her over.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:20 No.19049374
    >>19049340
    We could see if there's a botany or horticulture lab down in R&D that can do a soil analysis for us. We could ask them to compare the soil where we found the snowberry bush and the soil here in our house, and see what the difference is, so that we can compensate accordingly.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)01:30 No.19049469
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    >>19049340
    "Well... I'll try and get some soil from the forest tomorrow. Maybe some water from there as well. That would also give me a chance to observe the plant's natural habitat. Would you two like to come with me?"
    "Yes. Lo come."
    "If possible, yes."
    "Great. For now, let's just keep the plant under observation."
    "Okay."
    "Sure."

    With that exchange done, and some plans forming in your head, you leave the two to go back to tending the garden.

    WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    [ ]cookies
    [ ]read
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:31 No.19049486
    >>19049469
    read, in the kitchen.
    more literature, watch the ladies cook.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:31 No.19049488
    >>19049469
    Cookies, every party needs cookies and we're just the one to make them.

    I suggest chocolate cookies with white chocolate chunks in them.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:31 No.19049492
    >>19049469
    [x]cookies
    We don't know how much spare time we're going to have tonight, or tomorrow morning before Nanoha has to leave. Let's make sure that the cookie tin is filled before then.
    Make sure to bake extras for the others as well.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)01:32 No.19049493
    >>19049469
    Good god, what is she doing to that banana?

    Also: Cookies.

    And, I'm out. For the night.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:32 No.19049501
    >>19049469
    [x]Cookies
    Can't let that one get away from us.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:33 No.19049508
    >>19049492
    We have three cubic meters of tin to fill.
    That should be enough for Nanoha and whoever is coming with her.

    >Vita
    Fuck.
    Grab a paperbag of holding and fill it to the brim.
    That should suffice her for atleast two days.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:34 No.19049514
    >>19049469
    [C]Cookies
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:36 No.19049527
    >>19049469
    Banana's.... every fucking time LG that's not fair!


    Cookies.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:37 No.19049538
    Maybe we could get a Bag of Replication and put a cookie in it.

    If such things exist. The PX might have one.

    in any case [x] cookies

    You think that Nahona might drag Vita into our family?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:37 No.19049541
    >>19049508
    Actually, by others, I was referring to our other lovely ladies.
    But you're right that we should probably give Madoka and Vita some cookies as well.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)01:41 No.19049572
    >>19049541
    Vita's a consideration because she is on Nanoha's team, and is thus being deployed to field training with her. Madoka isn't, so far as we know.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:42 No.19049585
    >>19049538
    I doubt that, she might get pulled into a kind of platonic orbit though.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:43 No.19049593
    >>19049572
    No, all three of them are getting deployed to the same Dimension.
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18955759#18957332
    >"Me, Vita and Madoka are being sent to the ZnT Dimension. They say it's a Majaikally open place, we're being assigned to an academy there."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:46 No.19049615
    >>19049288
    Dilute Drago, use it as fertilizer.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:47 No.19049628
    >>19049615
    and that's probably how you get whomping willows. brilliant.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:48 No.19049636
    >>19049615
    Potion fertilizer. . .

    We need to go see if Ryuu has any Fertilizer potions. It could work wonders.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:48 No.19049637
    >>19049593
    Nahona is going to fucking love that artillery piece.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:48 No.19049641
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    >>19049593
    >that feel when swagtonic mcservantfag will swag Nanoha
    >mfw we need to fight him over her
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)01:50 No.19049654
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    You decide that this would be the perfect opportunity to fill that cookie tin for Nanoha, and you head back into the kitchen.

    The well furnished kitchen, the one that came with the house is the perfect place for any culinary endeavour.
    The large ovens, two of them, will suit your needs quite nicely.
    A quick survey of the cupboards and the pantry shows that you have everything you would need to bake an assortment of cookies for your girlfriend.

    And so, you began to bake.
    From basic chocolate chip cookies, to ones topped with a bit of strawberry jam, and many other variants, you baked dozens an dozens of them.

    Swiftly, the kitchen begins to fill with trays of cooling pastries, the scent irresistible.
    So irresistible in-fact that against all odds, they showed up.

    "COOOOOOOKIES!" you hear the bubbly shouts from outside the house.
    You know who those are.
    There's no mistaking it.
    It's the loli brigade, and they have come to raid your kitchen.

    WAT DO?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:51 No.19049671
    Pistols. We must protect our cookies.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:51 No.19049676
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>19049654
    >Loli brigade
    Stop drop n' roll, all hope is lost.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:52 No.19049682
    >>19049654
    call in Ted to be the Cookie Guard.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:52 No.19049684
    >>19049654
    Deploy the anti-loli defences. We have those, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:52 No.19049688
    >>19049654
    Distract them with a complex math equation!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:53 No.19049693
    >>19049654
    Teacup the cookies.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:53 No.19049697
    >>19049654
    Bar the kitchen entrances with teacups. Set up Ted, in full T-Rex form if possible, as cookie guard and distraction for the lolis.
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/10/12(Thu)01:53 No.19049698
    >>19049654
    Don't let them pass, Hold the kitchen! The legends our actions this day shall be passed down through the centuries.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:53 No.19049702
    >>19049654
    Send one of our familiars out in small form for cuddly distractions.

    We will save them one tray of cookies after Nanoha's have been packed.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:54 No.19049714
    rolled 72 = 72

    YOU SHALL NOT PASS
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:55 No.19049721
    >>19049654
    >loli-brigade
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    Quick! Teacup and Saucer some of the still fragile cookies, while putting the already cooled ones into the tin.

    Leave one tray of cookies out as speed bump, and have Kraus materialize tall glasses of cold milk and dozens of cupcakes, cookies, strudels, and pies to keep the girls distracted.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:55 No.19049722
    >>19049654
    GIRLS, DO NOT TOUCH THOSE COOKIES. These cookies are not done and you can not have any yet. There will be some later at the party, but you don't get to have these now.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)01:56 No.19049741
    Cuddly minions distraction and majaiked up cookies and cake

    We must sate their hunger on something other than our fresh cookies
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:05 No.19049823
    How about we drug some of the cookies and let them eat those?

    "Hayate, they're really calmed down, it's so nice! What'd you put in those cookies?"

    "Xanax."

    "W-what!?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:06 No.19049842
    >>19049823
    No.
    And besides, we can't majaik up pharmaceuticals. Only foods and drinks.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:07 No.19049849
    >>19049741
    >>19049721
    >homemade cookies for Nahona
    >majaik-produced cookies for the kids

    I'd lol if they managed to drain us of our majaik just from eating so many cookies.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)02:08 No.19049860
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    'Everyone report in!' you call out to your familiars.
    Swiftly, all four of them are gathered in the kitchen.
    "Intruders. Shall I take care of them?" Dan asks as he readies his knife.
    "No. No hurt Sakura and friends." Lo tells him.
    "Indeed, Dan. I just need you to distract them as I put the cookies away where they would be safe." you tell him.
    "Ah. Bait and switch. A good plan." he says as he puts the knife away.
    "Yes. That's why, I need you all to be in your smaller forms." you tell them.
    Lo shrinks to his tinier form, and so does J.
    Ted, who was in his small form already jsut stands there.
    "Smaller form?" Dan asks you.
    "Yep. A smaller form. Kraus should be able to help you with that."
    "JUST THINK SMALL MONO-EYE." He tells the wolf.
    "..." Dan closes his one good eye and does as he is told.
    In an instant, he shrinks into an adorable puppy
    "Smaller form. A smaller target, easier to sneak around in. I like this." he says as he checks himself out.

    "Okay guys, I want the four of you to run out there and lead them to the beach. These cookies must be saved." you tell them
    "Affirmative." they respond before they barrel out of the kitchen.
    -----------------------------------
    Moments later and...
    "PUPPY!!" you hear Illya's voice float in through the house.

    You quickly finish packing the cookies into the tin you got for that very purpose.


    WAT DO NAO?
    [ ]check on the loli brigade
    [ ]read
    [ ]other
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:11 No.19049880
    >>19049860
    [x]check on the loli brigade
    We'll go down to the beach and have Kraus materialize milk and cookies for them. And don't be so mean to Lucchini this time.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:11 No.19049882
    >>19049860
    Find a comfy armchair and pull out a pipe. Begin reading.

    If the lolis come up to us, let them sit on our lap and read to them. I bet they would adore the Three Musketeers.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:11 No.19049884
    >>19049860
    [x] lolis
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:13 No.19049898
    >>19049880
    You heard him. . .

    Get out the duct tape.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:13 No.19049899
    >>19049860
    [x] check on the loli brigade
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:14 No.19049906
    >>19049860
    read
    >> thinatrez 05/10/12(Thu)02:14 No.19049907
    >>19049860
    Wait... Illya? Already? What did Shirou eat for breakfast?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:14 No.19049910
    >>19049882
    >I bet they would adore the Three Musketeers.
    That sounds like an excellent costume to have the loli-brigade wear at the Bureau Halloween Costume Party.
    And if the Bureau isn't throwing one, we will.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:16 No.19049921
    >>19049907
    Strudels, fudge, chocolate pancakes, fudge, donuts, fudge, Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal, and fudge?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:16 No.19049927
    >>19049907
    Reese's Puffs?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:20 No.19049963
    >loli brigade

    Because we're not gonna miss out on watching a handful of cute girls chase around tiny fluffy animals.

    Prepare our heart.
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    >>19049921
    >Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
    mah nigga
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/10/12(Thu)02:21 No.19049983
    >>19049927
    Oh god the sugar in those things makes me want to puke, But then again i get sick from eating an oreo. Not diabetic or anything i just hate sugar.

    >>19049860
    [ ]check on the loli brigade
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:28 No.19050049
    >>19049968
    Fucking this.

    Best comic strip or bestest comic strip?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)02:29 No.19050058
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    >loli brigade
    With the tin full, you put it away into the blue and white bag you got for Nanoha.
    This done, you head outside to find your energetic guests.

    You find them right where you expected them to be. At the beach.
    They have Ted burried up to his neck in the sand, and are currently chasing the other three up and down the shore.

    "Hey girls! having fun?" you ask the obvious.
    "Niichaaaaaaan!" A purple and white missile flies right at you.
    You catch Illya in your arms, securing the little girl.
    "Morning, Illya. What brings you three here?" again you asked the obvious.

    She gets a look, like a deer caught in the headlights.
    A sudden realization.
    "COOOOOOKIES!" she says finally.
    Luchinni and Sakura also run up to you.

    [ ]cookie time
    [ ]cookie time.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:31 No.19050079
    >>19050058
    [x] it's always cookie time
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:32 No.19050087
    >>19050058
    Cookie scavenger hunt. Tell our familiars to keep them distracted for just a bit longer and give them a pile of cookies with a clue at the bottom. Then go throughout the house hiding caches of cookies, each one with a clue that leads to the next one.

    Once they're running around the house finding the cookies, acquire a comfy chair and a pipe, then get our reading in.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:33 No.19050089
    >>19050058
    Rain cookies on them.

    Then offer them a ball of cookie dough if they behave during the party.
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    >>19050058
    Summon a statue of each of them made of cookies.
    Summon a couple giant glasses of milk.

    >COOKIE TIME!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:33 No.19050091
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    >>19050058
    cookie time.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:37 No.19050133
    >>19050058
    Cookie time. And make sure to include tall glasses of cold milk.
    As they are distracted, extricate Ted from his buried location.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:37 No.19050141
    >>19050058
    But how did they get into the house when none of them have portkeys? Can cookies really summon across dimensions?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:38 No.19050156
    >>19050141
    They can just come in through the bottle like everyone else can, or through the stickers we have placed.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:41 No.19050180
    >>19050141
    Kick down the door of our dorm room, touch cork on bottle.

    The old-fashioned way.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:42 No.19050193
    >>19050180
    >>19050156
    Why would they do that when they can't smell the cookies from outside?
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    >>19050141

    >>19050156
    This, their cookie senses were tingling
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:43 No.19050211
    >>19050193

    MAGIC
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:43 No.19050213
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    >>19050193
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:43 No.19050218
    >>19050193
    Because they were invited to a beach party at Hayate's house so they decided to show up early.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)02:46 No.19050244
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    You summon a tray of cookies for starters, as well as some milk to go with it.

    Setting it down on a table Kraus made for you, you invite the girls to have some.

    "Uhm.. Hayate, sorry for barging in on you so suddenly" Sakura says a little shyly.
    "No, it's nothing. I jsut think of it as you being a little early for this afternoon's party." you tell her wit ha pat on the head.
    "Nice place. I like the beach." Lucchinni says around a bunch of cookies in her mouth.
    "Don't talk with your mouth full." you tell her as you wipe some crumbs off her cheeks. "And I'm glad you like it, you are welcome here anytime."
    What you just did takes the little Italiano aback.
    "T-thanks..." she says after she swallows and with a blush.

    "Hayate-niichan. Illya wants some chocolate milk." The little white haired girl in your lap tells you as she looks at the glass of regular milk in front of her.
    "Well then. That could be arranged." you say as you summon up a pitcher of her request.
    "YAY!!"

    WAT DO?
    [ ]read
    [ ]nyaber
    [ ]other
    [ ]duck
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:47 No.19050261
    >>19050244
    Read.

    If any of them want, they can snuggle close while we read to them.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:48 No.19050266
    >>19050244
    [X]read

    Gather up the lolis either in our lap or on the same chair as us and read to them.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:48 No.19050267
    >>19050244
    [x]other
    We may have made the cookies, but we still need to make the potions for Nanoha's Field Care Package.
    We can make the potions here while we watch over the girls and give them refills on milk and cookies.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:48 No.19050269
    >>19050244
    [x]nyaber
    Thats not even a choice. Should we give her the lion we won for her?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:48 No.19050273
    >>19050244
    >Duck
    Titty monster is here, isn't she?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:48 No.19050274
    >>19050244
    [x]Nyaber, and read.
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/10/12(Thu)02:49 No.19050278
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    >>19050244
    [ ]duck
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:49 No.19050280
    >>19050244
    [X ]duck?
    I'm not sure I like this being there.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:49 No.19050281
    >>19050244
    Read.

    I also remember something about a Stuffed lion we got for saber, if we still have that.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:50 No.19050294
    >>19050269
    >>19050274
    We start reading, pick her up and set her on our lap, then start reading out loud, then give her cookies.
    And we must do this unconsciously.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:53 No.19050315
    >>19050294
    Obviously. We have a subconscious urge for our old teddy bear that our father burned. Why else would it appear while we were young.

    Nyaber is cute and cuddly just like our old teddy bear, and she reminds us of it. Why else would we put her on our lap and hug it like a stuffed animal.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:56 No.19050349
    >>19050244
    [x]duck.

    Never ignore a sign saying duck, a duck saying sign, a sign saying sign, or a duck saying duck.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)02:57 No.19050369
    >>19050273
    >Titty monster is here, isn't she?
    No, it's Mio. She's using the loli-brigade as a distraction in order to infiltrate our perimeter. She's going to jump us and give us a lap-dance again.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)02:59 No.19050382
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    After giving Kraus instructions to keep the Girls suitably supplied with cookies and drinks, you ignore the tiniest sense of danger you felt, settle yourself into a beach chair and pull out a book.

    -----------------------------------------------
    "That's how that thief of a sage, my enemy, can alter and falsify things," answered Don Quixote; "thou must know, Sancho, that it is a very easy matter for those of his sort to make us believe what they choose; and this malignant being who persecutes me, envious of the glory he knew I was to win in this battle, has turned the squadrons of the enemy into droves of sheep. At any rate, do this much, I beg of thee, Sancho, to undeceive thyself, and see that what I say is true; mount thy ass and follow them quietly, and thou shalt see that when they have gone some little distance from this they will return to their original shape and, ceasing to be sheep, become men in all respects as I described them to thee at first. But go not just yet, for I want thy help and assistance; come hither, and see how many of my teeth and grinders are missing, for I feel as if there was not one left in my mouth."
    --------------------------------------------

    As you turned the page, a pair of strong arms snaked around your body and pulled you close from behind.

    WAT DO?
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/10/12(Thu)03:00 No.19050391
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    >>19050349
    Words to live by.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:01 No.19050395
    >>19050382
    Sigh, set the book down and turn to see who's grabbed you from behind.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:02 No.19050403
    >>19050382
    "Good morning.

    Keep reading, unfazed.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:02 No.19050404
    >>19050382
    Sigh, bookmark our page, and put the book down.
    "I knew I should have ducked."
    Turn our head and see who it is.

    I'm betting it's Mio.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:02 No.19050405
    >>19050382
    Reach up and stroke who evers cheek.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:02 No.19050406
    >>19050382
    Turn our head around and identify the culprit, return to reading.

    Have you come to join me and these adorable little girls for story time? There's cookies if you want them.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:02 No.19050407
    >>19050382
    Not in the mood, Mio.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:02 No.19050412
    >>19050403
    Second. The Butler is undeterred!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:03 No.19050416
    >>19050349
    What about a suck saying dine?
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/10/12(Thu)03:04 No.19050426
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    >>19050382
    CRAZY FUCKING IVAN! If this fails then pic related.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:06 No.19050434
    >>19050426
    not a good idea to crazy ivan with kids in the lap.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:06 No.19050439
    >>19050403
    Voting this.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:07 No.19050440
    >>19050403
    >>19050405
    both
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:07 No.19050443
    >>19050407
    >>19050426
    You realize it could just be Hina, or Erica, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:08 No.19050455
    >>19050443
    could also be frank.
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/10/12(Thu)03:09 No.19050467
    >>19050434
    Shit nevermind then, did not realize they were in our lap.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:09 No.19050470
    >>19050455
    He isn't invited, nor is he allowed.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:09 No.19050472
    >>19050403
    +1
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:09 No.19050473
    >>19050440

    seconded.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:09 No.19050476
    >>19050467
    IIRC it's only Illia in our lap currently, but still.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:11 No.19050486
    >>19050470
    >>19050455
    We need to set up some kind of at-will security system that ejects people from our home.

    Of course, we can cause weather formations, so a ferocious dust-devil picking up the offender isn't out of the question.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:16 No.19050524
    >>19050440
    I like it because no matter who it is it'll either make them happy or mess with them.

    Also voting for this.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:17 No.19050539
    >>19050524
    >I like it because no matter who it is it'll either make them happy or mess with them.
    Even if it's Mike who decided to pop in early?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)03:18 No.19050548
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    Unfazed, you continue reading, letting whoever it was to do as they please.
    "Good morning," you tell the person without looking.
    "Good morning as well Hayata. Great place you got here." It's Shirley, the titty monster.
    "Glad you like it, miss Yeager. I assume you came in with the girls?"
    "Yep. I was out walking with Fran when that white haired one dragged us here talking about 'smelling cookis'." she tells you as her armaments make contact with your back.
    "Imagine my surprise when I saw this house in a bottle, and the bigger one when I got sucked into it."
    using all your willpower to stay calm given the situation, you answer
    "People tend to react like that at first. True."
    "... Why are you being so boring?" she asks as she lets go.
    "You're like Mio was last night. All serious and no fun." she complains loudly.

    WAT SAY/DO?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:20 No.19050564
    >>19050548
    Yep. I suggest you go talk with the rest of the girls. I'm going to continue to read for these ones.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:21 No.19050574
    >>19050548
    I'm plenty of fun Shirley. Would you care to join us for story and cookie time?

    The rest of the girls are setting up the party, they insisted I didn't help, feel free to visit them. I'm sure they would appreciate your company.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:21 No.19050576
    >>19050548
    "My familiar Jakob can show you around if you like, I'm a little occupied at the moment."

    hasn't she been here already to help Ursula? or did they just work in the bureau's labs?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:21 No.19050578
    >>19050548
    I'm worried about nanoha leaving
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:21 No.19050579
    >>19050548
    It's morning, I was told to relax by the girls, so I decided to sit out here on this nice beach, have a snack with these three pretty young girls, and catch up on some reading that I've meant to do.

    So I've decided that's exactly what I'm going to do, and I'm not going to let anything interrupt it, though if you wish I could make room for a fourth girl in my plans.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:22 No.19050580
    >>19050548
    "Mio? Serious? Quite a rare occurrence.
    "I'm sorry that I am unable to entertain you at this time, Miss Yeager. Would you like some tea?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:25 No.19050600
    >>19050548
    "Last time I over reacted I accidentally ruined Ms. Illia's snack. I felt terrible so I didn't want to repeat that past mistake."
    "Is there anything I can get for you? Tea, water, other refreshments or snacks?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:26 No.19050605
    >>19050600
    "A banana, perhaps?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:26 No.19050606
    >>19050580
    This, but replace tea with milk and cookies.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:28 No.19050617
    >>19050606
    >This, but replace tea with Coca-Cola
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/10/12(Thu)03:29 No.19050623
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    >>19050548
    Did someone say titty monster?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:29 No.19050624
    >>19050617
    Coke and a cheeseburger. Were dealing with an American.
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/10/12(Thu)03:30 No.19050634
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    >>19050624
    Hey burgers are delicious as fuck and you know it
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:31 No.19050642
    >>19050624
    We should ask first.

    No need to resort to stereotypes.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:32 No.19050643
    >>19050642
    Pfff. Where's the fun in that?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:33 No.19050647
    >>19050624
    But it's currently snacks and story time. It's not time for actual food right now.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:34 No.19050652
    >>19050643
    Yours isn't fun either, it's just banal and over-done.
    Besides, right now is in-between meals, so a burger and coke would be inappropriate.
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/10/12(Thu)03:35 No.19050659
    >>19050652
    Sometimes i have a burger for a snack, other times tacos.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:36 No.19050660
    >>19050647
    >>19050652
    Are you saying that burger isn't a snack? HERESY!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:37 No.19050670
    >>19050634
    That's why I suggested it man.
    >>19050647
    why do you think they got so damn big?
    Those are 100% American Titties, fed off American Meat.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:38 No.19050680
    >>19050670
    Maybe we should have her try some of our Japanese meat?
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/10/12(Thu)03:39 No.19050682
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    >>19050623
    I guess they didn't
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)03:41 No.19050693
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    "I was told to relax by the girls, so I decided to sit out here on this nice beach, have a snack with these three pretty young girls, and catch up on some reading that I've meant to do." you tell her,
    "So I've decided that's exactly what I'm going to do, and I'm not going to let anything interrupt it, though if you wish I could make room for a fourth girl in my plans."
    "... Only if I can also sit in your lap." she tells you.
    "NO! MINE!" Illya objects from her seat "Saber! HALP! SHE'S TRYING TO TAKE AWAY ONIICHAN!"
    The little girl summons the little lion-knight.
    "Illnyaa," the adorable one begins, "I don't think she's trying to take him away...."
    "NO! Oniichan is MINE!" she says as she squirms in your lap.
    "But... there's still room there for one more." Charlotte tells the girl.
    "... SABER! GET ON HERE!" she commands her as she scooches over to make some room.
    ".. But..." Nyaaber tries to reason.
    You open your arms to welcome her aboard, and the lion hesitantly takes her place besides Illya.

    The white haired one turns to Charlotte and says mokingly, "NO MORE PLACE FOR YOU!"

    "I guess so," And Charlotte makes her way to a seat across from you.
    You get back to reading.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:44 No.19050707
    >>19050693
    Must... pet... King Arthur...
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:44 No.19050713
    >>19050693
    we must make sure that illya always has some sugar in her for the rest of today.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:45 No.19050719
    >>19050693
    Give Nyaaber the stuffed lion. It's a good chance and we can follow it up with absent minded pets and scritches.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:46 No.19050728
    >>19050719
    >Give Nyaaber the stuffed lion.
    I don't like it, because we got that lion for Hina.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:49 No.19050744
    >>19050693
    "I do apologize, Miss Yeager. Illya can be quite the handful at times."
    Turn page.
    "Are you enjoying your time here at the Bureau?"
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:49 No.19050746
    >>19050693

    [rub loli lion chin]

    wait for cute nyaa's
    kittysmile <3

    then die
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:53 No.19050763
    >>19050728
    Hmmm I thought it was something like that.
    What did we pull as extra's then?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:54 No.19050771
    >>19050763
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18475128/#18475964

    Unfortunately, while we got 3 other toys as well, we gave them all to Hina. We don't HAVE a stuffed Lion. Hina does.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:55 No.19050775
    >>19050771
    Ah. Well time for an alternate plan. Shall we knit a new costume for Nyaaber on monday?

    Thank god you have a good memory.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)03:55 No.19050777
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    You begin to read aloud form Don Quixote, the girls listening to you tell the tales of his adventures.

    As you read, your hand unconsciously went to pat Saber on the head.
    "nnn..." She purrs as you do so.
    "Me too Oniichan!" Illya asks as she notices what you have been doing.
    And so you obliged her.

    ---------------------------------------------------
    Full bellies, a nice story and the warm air soon had everyone a little drowsy.
    Illya is snoozing in your lap, Sakura and Luchinni doing the same on the sand.

    One the deckchair across you, Charlotte is stretched out and also napping.

    Saber lets out a small yawn, one she tries to hide.
    "Sleepy Saber?" you ask her.
    "No.. Deffinyeetly not." she says as she rubs her eyes.
    "You seem sleepy. Just give in, don't worry." you assure her.
    "I'm nyoot encumbering you?"
    "Of course not. Just go ahead and close your eyes." you tell her.
    She lets out another yawn, snuggles up to you and softly says "thank you." before closing her eyes.

    And there you were, surrounded by sleeping girls for the second time this morning.

    WAT DO?
    [ ]keep reading,
    [ ]nap
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:57 No.19050783
    >>19050777
    Napping seems like a good choice.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:57 No.19050788
    >>19050777
    [x]keep reading
    This is one of the longest uninterrupted reading sessions we've ever had. Let's finish up some of these books.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:58 No.19050789
    >>19050777
    Well if we sleep were open to Mio or anyone else to assult. Let us read.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:59 No.19050793
    >>19050777
    [^]keep reading
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:59 No.19050794
    >>19050777
    [x] read
    Gonna lern us some more books.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:59 No.19050795
    >>19050777
    I hope the cookies were enough sugar to keep Shirou as Illya at least until she wakes up.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:59 No.19050796
    >>19050777
    read
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)03:59 No.19050797
    >>19050777
    Have Dan act as guard dog so we can't be ambushed. Then, take a nap.

    >>19050775
    Not a good memory, I went to the archive and checked. then was depressed because I thought we kept the extras.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:00 No.19050800
    >>19050777
    Do not Nap, it'll leave us open to assault from Charlotte or Mio. Keep on reading and enjoy our relaxing time.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:01 No.19050805
    >>19050777
    [x] Sleep

    Don't try to stop it. The sleep will come whether we want it or not.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:01 No.19050806
    >>19050777
    Keep reading.
    Do not go to sleep while the titty monster is still at large. She'll alert Mio
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:02 No.19050811
    >>19050777
    I am unsure which way the swagging Is going but Damn we love saber/nyaaber
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:02 No.19050815
    >>19050795
    >I hope the cookies were enough sugar to keep Shirou as Illya at least until she wakes up.
    It would be quite awkward to have normal Saber and a male Shirou sleeping in our laps, yes.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:06 No.19050837
    >>19050795
    We could just teleport out.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:06 No.19050839
    >>19050815
    You know, we need to stretch out to Shirou more, maybe a day where we hang out. I mean the dude has come through for us more then once and we're good friends with Saber and Ilya. I'd like it if instead of having to bribe him, we could watch each other's back because we're friends.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:06 No.19050841
    >>19050815
    we could just go
    *Susan mode**gasp* Shirou how dare you I am a lady
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:07 No.19050844
    >>19050777
    [ ]nap
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:07 No.19050846
    sleep.
    I want to see what Mio and Softness have in store.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:08 No.19050849
    >>19050839
    But he's so DUMB.
    Also
    >then
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:08 No.19050854
    >>19050839
    Admittedly, he has gotten better, and he did pretty well in the L4D simulation. He even shared some of the cake afterwards.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:09 No.19050859
    >>19050846
    >I want to see what Mio and Softness have in store.
    I'd rather not, and increase our relationship with Yuki by finishing these damn books.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:10 No.19050869
    >>19050849
    Eh, not too dumb. But we all have our flaws, we just got lucky and our flaw happens to be hugely unmanagable swag.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:13 No.19050883
    >>19050854
    Exactly. And can you imagine the horrors unleashed on any dimension when Us, Gai, and Shirou all on the same Bropage walk in and roflstomp everything.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:15 No.19050894
    >>19050839
    We.had planned to plan his birthday party to troll him

    Maybe we could do it for real?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)04:15 No.19050898
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    >nap.
    Taking a cue from the females around you, you put away your book and lay down for a nap.

    -----------------------------------------------------
    You wake up to someone poking you.
    "..yate. Hayate." she says.
    You open your eyes to see Nanoha
    "Hello." you greet her with a smile.
    "Hello. Had a nice nap?" she asks you.
    "Yes." you answer. "what time is it?"
    "Just about lunch time. Sorry to interrupt you like this, but the band Emps sent is here to set-up."
    "A band?" you ask
    "Yeah, I told him not to bother, but he insists." She says as she points to a huge group of people in armor.
    Theyre building a rudimentary stage down the beach, and others are carting in equipment.
    "... Well that beats karaoke." you tell her with a laugh as the other girls begin waking up as well.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:18 No.19050919
    >>19050898
    We must thank the God-Emperor of Mankind for this later.
    >huge group of people in armor.
    ...none of them are Blood Ravens, right?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:18 No.19050922
    >>19050894
    That would actually work. Not saying we can't troll him too, but do it more in a friendly kind of way and have a real birthday party ready for him right behind it. Kind of a double feint.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:19 No.19050927
    >>19050898
    I hope the band consists entirely of Angry Marines.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:19 No.19050938
    >>19050927
    Comedy Marines would also be fine.
    >> Sidestory: Le chat tubulent Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)04:22 No.19050966
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    You are Sakamoto Mio. The Hero of Japan.
    This morning, you find yourself in-town, passing time.

    After a relaxing walk in the park, and a quick row across the lake, you found yourself in front of the shops.
    There's that convenience store that seemed to have anything and everything you need.
    That shop with the fine cigars.
    That bakery.
    The dusty store with the old crone.
    And that shop called Slaanesh' Secrets.

    With time to kill, you decide to check out the ___________

    GO WHERE?
    [ ]slaanesh'
    [ ]RCS
    [ ]CREEDS
    [ ]Pantasia
    [ ]Helga's
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:24 No.19050984
    >>19050966
    [x] slaanesh
    Duh. Most obvious choice ever.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:24 No.19050985
    >>19050966
    Slaanesh's.

    Mio needs some Japanties.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:24 No.19050988
    >>19050966
    [X]Pantasia

    Our wife to be is an excellent baker, we should see this place and learn more about baking so we can properly appreciate it.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:24 No.19050992
    >>19050966
    [X] Slaanesh' Secrets.

    We have need of a chastity belt unlocker.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:24 No.19050993
    >>19050966
    [x]RCS
    Always a good choice, and there's the party at Hayate's today. Maybe they have swimsuits in stock.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:26 No.19051004
    >>19050966
    [x]Helga's
    she'll know how we can bring our bride-to-be to his knees.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:26 No.19051010
    >>19051004
    NONONONO. We're going to acquire our wife through our own efforts, we aren't allowed to cheat.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:28 No.19051019
    >>19051004
    NO.
    That's not funny, or fun. That will only lead to failure, heartbreak, and Helga being the baba-yaga that she is and snatching victory from our moment of triumph.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:29 No.19051033
    >It's a Primarch Boyband.
    >Boyband
    y u do this LG
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:29 No.19051039
    >>19050966
    [^]RCS
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:29 No.19051041
    >>19050966
    [x] Slaanesh's

    The Hero of Japan knows what must be done.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:30 No.19051043
    >>19051033
    Because he doesn't give us what we want, he gives us what we deserve.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:32 No.19051056
    >>19050966
    Slaanesh. Mio neds some more powerful battle panties than her usual swimsuit.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:35 No.19051087
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    >>19050966
    [x] Slaneesh

    Though I think this is a bad idea for Hayate, but then again we are not him atm.

    And guess who's back gentlemen
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:35 No.19051088
    I think you guys voting for Slaanesh are voting for a fail path. Hayate has already shown that he's resistant to sexual advances; I don't think Mio would continue using the same, ineffective tactic. She's not IJA, she's IJN after all.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:36 No.19051100
    >>19051088
    >implying this has anything to do with Hayata
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)04:37 No.19051104
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    Thinking of buying some new underwear and maybe a swimsuit for later, you head on inside Slaanesh'.

    "Heeeelloooo~" the storekeep welcomes you. "Looking for anything?~"

    WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR OH HERO OF JAPAN?
    >> ADF 05/10/12(Thu)04:38 No.19051121
    >>19051087
    Good point, but besides slaneesh, theres only RCS as a viable tactic. Might as well recon.

    >>19051104
    Just look around for the moment, and keep our eyes peeled. This is dangerous territory
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:38 No.19051123
    >>19051104
    "A new swimsuit, for I shall be attending a party at the beach this afternoon. And perhaps some undergarments."
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:38 No.19051125
    >>19051087
    and you brought presents. delightful.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:38 No.19051126
    >>19051104
    Full Exposure Sling Bikini, Sexy Lingerie with garter and sword attachment, chastity belt unlocking kit.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:43 No.19051183
    >>19051087
    Here's some new projects for you:
    Sakura, Lucchini, and Illya as the Three Musketeers.

    Character portraits for Jakob, Ted, Lo, and Daniil.

    Ursula in her new lab going full Mad Scientist, complete with "IT'S ALIVE! ALIVE!!" and a potato-powered robot.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:45 No.19051202
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    >>19051126
    Eh... can't see the sling bikini working too well.

    I'd favor something like this number.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)04:47 No.19051215
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    Your eyes scan the racks and racks of clothing around you, not exactly sure what to choose.
    Being a woman of service, you often just had to wear whatever was issued to you or what was available at the PX.

    "I would like to purchase some new underwear." you tell the creature plainly.
    "Ohohoho... Is this for a boy? Or for yourself?"
    You consider this question.

    [ ]it's for a man
    [ ]It's for myself
    [ ]A little of both
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:49 No.19051239
    >>19051215
    [^]A little of both
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:49 No.19051240
    >>19051215
    [x]A little of both
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:49 No.19051249
    >>19051215
    [x]A little of both
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:50 No.19051251
    >>19051215
    [x] A little of both

    I like where that's going.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:50 No.19051253
    >>19051215
    [x]A little of both
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)04:55 No.19051306
    >>19051087
    Yay ADF is back!

    >>19051215
    A little of both
    >> ADF 05/10/12(Thu)04:58 No.19051341
    Wait, is "It's for a man" like we wear it for that man, or literal men underwear.
    Normally this isnt needed asked, bu this is slaneesh

    >>19051183
    Actually, I have been working on Hayate and his familiars, but I still have finals, and I lost the sketch.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)04:59 No.19051349
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    "a little of both perhaps." you answer.
    YOu want to look your best, and maybe , just maybe, you want to do so for that person.

    The creature places an arm around your shoulder and guides you deeper into its shop of sensual satin .
    "well well well... If that's the case, I have just the thing for you...~"
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/10/12(Thu)05:01 No.19051370
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    NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
    FANSERVICE

    New thread at 2200 4chan time.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)05:01 No.19051377
    >>19051349
    Heh. I can only imagine what's about to happen with this...
    >> Isn't it Sad, Anon-kun !!2o4KGykJ+/M 05/10/12(Thu)05:02 No.19051386
    >>19051370
    Hmm... something like the OVA of Highschool DxD?
    >> ADF 05/10/12(Thu)05:03 No.19051396
    >>19051370
    Huh, just when I arrived. I have the shittiest of luck.
    Well I wont be here next thread. Might as well work on the familiars
    >> Fritz the pirate 05/10/12(Thu)05:03 No.19051401
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    >>19051370
    FANSERVICE! HUZZAH!
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)05:05 No.19051413
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    >>19051396
    >familiars
    Are you going with the Big Boss crossed with a Gray Wolf for Daniil?
    >> ADF 05/10/12(Thu)05:07 No.19051434
    >>19051413
    Yup, basically a Grey/Dire Wolf with a beret and an eye patch, with a shoulder knife harness
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)05:08 No.19051442
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    >>19051434
    any of this going into it?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)05:10 No.19051466
    >>19051434
    I am so happy to see our plans not only come to fruition but drawn as well

    Be the most badass wolf and puppy ever
    >> ADF 05/10/12(Thu)05:12 No.19051482
    >>19051442
    Thats actually good. Thanks for the ref anon.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)05:14 No.19051494
    >Mio prettying up for us
    Goddamn.
    Is.. Is this what it's like to have a waifu?
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/10/12(Thu)05:15 No.19051506
    >>19051482
    no problem. the dog's name is Repede.
    your work is excellent.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)05:19 No.19051540
    >>19051494
    But how are we going to deal with it?
    We can't just ignore it, it would crush Mio.
    But we can't just give in entirely, our other girls would kill us.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)05:22 No.19051567
    >>19051540
    We tell her that she looks lovely, invite her to dance and do nothing actually improper. After that she ought to give in and ask to join the family and the problem is solved.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)05:27 No.19051596
    >>19051540
    We watch what she does next.
    Who knows. She just might get us to ask her to join the family.
    Im still thinking this is the -victory- that she was aiming for.
    Then and only then will she ask the girls.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)05:44 No.19051708
    >>19051567
    Or we could actually act like a man and make her take the feminine role like on Nanoha's birthday

    That's why she always acts the part of the male, because we don't
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)05:45 No.19051719
    >>19051708
    Actively swag her?
    Good idea. But we must clear it with the girls or something.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)05:55 No.19051800
    >>19051719
    Not even actively swag her but just actually take the commanding role for once

    Remember how much she reacted to us taking control and keeping her off the ground? It threw her massively and probably was the first real swag points we got on her
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)06:02 No.19051858
    >>19051800
    So... We act the man that we are?
    Interdasting.
    And so the war begins.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)06:04 No.19051872
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    >>19051858
    >So... We act the man that we are?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)06:50 No.19052113
    >>19051872
    Are you implying that Hayate is not male?
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)06:53 No.19052134
    >>19052113
    He's male..
    Just not exactly a man.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)07:01 No.19052184
    >>19052134
    Well he is sometimes...

    Just most the time he isn't
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)10:11 No.19053375
    >>19052134
    >>19052184
    Hey, Hayate is perfectly secure in his manliness and heterosexuality. He doesn't need to prove anything to anybody, and can dress in a skirt or a maid uniform and still get the ladies.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)10:33 No.19053544
    >>19053375
    Exactly.

    And to keep that manhood, we should make sure the girls are aware that Mio is inbound, and that it's okay for us to field her as we see necessary. We can't just keep deflecting her and saying, "I can't do anything about it, it's gotta go through the Council of Girlfriends."

    Sure, it's gotten her to change tactics, but she's not one to just give up and ASK.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)11:47 No.19054067
    Hmm...on the one hand, I feel slightly guilty for not inviting Trude.
    On the other hand, she did break our arm and dislocate our shoulder.
    And on the one foot, it would be amusing to see her awkwardly try to sort out how she feels about Hayate, and Mio would be the kind of person to first drag Trude to Slaanesh's to get a new swimsuit and then drag her to the beach party to see her squirm.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)12:08 No.19054235
    >>19054067
    I'd assume one of the other witches told her about it, unless Perrine shared the stories of our Trude injuries, as we never actually did, IIRC. If Perrine did, that would still leave Sakamoto and/or Charlotte to tell Trude.

    If it turns out none of them did, we still can, later
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)12:10 No.19054245
    >>19054067
    Eh, plenty of time for Trude later.

    Right now it's spoiling Nanoha + sorting out Mio time.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)12:22 No.19054346
    >>19054235
    Perrine told Ursula and Erica mentally when we came back all injured.

    They indicated they were going to have words with Trude at some unspecified point.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/10/12(Thu)12:40 No.19054517
    >>19054346
    Fair enough. Guess I haven't been paying enough attention recently
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)12:59 No.19054684
    >>19054346
    Right, but Hayate doesn't know that.
    >> Anonymous 05/10/12(Thu)13:38 No.19055108
    I've been wondering, which week of training was our week off? I THINK it was the third week, wasn't it?

    I ask, because both the Basic AND Advanced classes got that week off. If I'm right, then next week is vacation, and possibly more Inter-Dimensional Shenanigans.



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