inb4 panzer, who I doubt even views these threads.

FIRST.

>>19048090
Bitch you wish.

>>19048088
>>19048090
Dammit.

Well, when she gets back we'll take her out the Big Bang restaurant.

In the meantime, we need to take Perrine out for a date, she's the only one we haven't.

Need the classiest place available.

LG
HEY LG
SPACE VIKING

-------------------------------------
It's morning.
You wake up to the sounds of the waves lapping against the base of your tower home.
The bed is a bit emptier when you woke up today, with Hina and Perrinne not in it.
Erica and ursula are sleeping soundly to your right, Nanoha is on your left.
You extract yourself from the sheets by teleporting and go for a quick shower.

Dried and dressed, you head down to the kitchen.

>>19048106
>Need the classiest place available.
I was thinking about this today.
A fancy Japanese restaurant would be nice, and remember that it doesn't have to be all sushi. There's many, many other dishes available.

Though if it's too far out of her comfort zone, we could do a French restaurant.

>>19048143
Hmm...Wherever could Hina and Perrine be?

Anyway, we need to get cooking.
Breakfast for the ladies, and cookies for Nanoha, and food for the party.
We're going to need the help of our familiars for this.

>>19048148
Didn't she say she hated France and shit, though?

Let's show her *our* world.

>>19048106
We make dinner for her.
IN THE PARK.
Or at the beach.

FUCK RESTAURANTS.
WE BUTLER.

>>19048157
>Hmm...Wherever could Hina and Perrine be?

Playing with magical Dollies, probably.

>>19048157
> food for the party.
We can just have Kraus conjure that, can't we?

>>19048106
Le Chateau Pompadour
Run by this classy motherfucker right here.

Fuck yeah

>>19048172
Seems kinda lazy to me, but we could. Anyways, I thought we were having a BBQ.

>>19048172
We can. Though considering the number of people that may show up, perhaps we should get started?

>>19048171
Oh God, I can just see them fussing over Boku and Desu, forcing them into different dresses.

Shit, Perrine was a high-class girl, she probably had a separate wing for her dolls. She's a pro at this.

>>19048172
We can conjure up some of the food, but we should have some stuff cooking for the smell.

BBQ ribs on the grill is a language everyone speaks. Except Mike maybe, but we can toss some squash on there for him. Grilled squash kicks ass.

>>19048222
>but we should have some stuff cooking for the smell.
You bring up a very good point, sir.
The smell of cooking food is also important for the atmosphere we want to create.
And don't forget the sound of sizzling meat on the grill.

>>19048222
Plus as we grill ribs touma and gai can comment on turning said meat. All while drinking beer.

>>19048279
Yep

Ayup

Yup

Alright. Time for the BEACH EPISODE.

>>19048222
Well, according to Jane Goodall, Gorrilas eat meat too. So, he would probably enjoy a burger, or maybe even a rack of ribs.

I'd say grill some Hotdogs and Burgers and let people know if they'd like anything else, we'll summon up some for them.

You walk into the kitchen to find Perrinne at the stove.
She's trying to cook breakfast with J assisting her.
She's trying, but not doing very well.

Stacks of misshapen half-burnt pancakes, uncrisped bacon, eggs overdone while still being raw in the middle, soggy toast, and a pot of burning water.
It was all very cute to see this.

She sees you enter, blushes, then tries to hide the spatula she was using to try and get a pancake off the wall.

WAT SAY/DO oh master butler?

>>19048334
"Never cooked for yourself before?"
Assist her with SEXY COOKING LESSONS.

>>19048334
"Something smells delicious."

>>19048311
Mike's told us he doesn't eat meat before, I think. Not sure. I know he's always just ordered a salad.

>>19048334
"Oh, Perrine, you didn't have to go to the trouble of cooking breakfast.
"Here, please, allow me to help."

>>19048334
Cook with her by doing the hug from behind thing and guiding her hands.

>>19048334
Guide, don't lecture. Get hands-on.

>>19048334
Go over, give her a hug from behind, assist/teach in cooking.

"Don't worry, even things like breakfast take a lot of practice. You'll get the hang of it soon enough."

>>19048355
No then she'll get in her head she can cook, then we are fucked in the long run.

>>19048359
>Not sure. I know he's always just ordered a salad.
He might be going for an extended lifespan diet.
They did experimentally show that primates with controlled caloric intakes and mostly vegetarian diets have a longer lifespan and are much healthier in their old age.

>>19048388
Given he's well over several hundred years old, he might be on to something.

>>19048334
This is why I'm the wife.

>>19048401
It's the juice man it's the juice.

>>19048334
>a pot of burning water
WAT.

Grab a pancake, say it's delicious, then guide her in making hetter ones

>>19048366
This. Stand behind her, get nice and close, slider our hands down over hers and teach her how to cook.

Also, d'aww at the attempt to be a housewife.

>>19048450
fucking lol, I missed that.

Man, she is a disaster in the kitchen, isn't she?

How much of this is J responsible for?

If the other girls get in here before we fix it up, say that we're feeling a bit under the weather and it's messing up our juju.

>>19048334
Encourage her. Keep her self-esteem up.

"It's okay, you'll get a lot better with a bit of practice. You should keep at it."

>>19048334
>uncrisped bacon

Lots of places in the world don't like their bacon rock--hard crunchy like the Americans. Just saying.

>>19048473
J is great at cooking, so we can probably thank him for him preventing her from burning down the resort.

We're not going to do that in front of her, though, because that would be a dick move.
Just help her and if she starts to cry, just summon up some food, and thank her for trying. It's the thought that counts

>>19048112
But the space viking is already in the game...

>>19048473
>>19048456
To be fair to Perrine, solo cooking a full breakfast for 6, maybe more people is a nightmarish experience, even if you know what you're doing - And if you only have a vague understanding, like her? Well, shit's not easy.

>>19048504
Those places probably need Jesus.

>>19048450

Alright, have J turn on a musical score while we dance-teach Perrine the finer arts of cooking.

We're gonna montage this shit.

>>19048534
Haha, very funny, LG.

Though that does remind me that we need to stock up on their honeyed apples, since we ate them all when Hayate, Erica, and Ursula had GummiBEARs.

Tell her it's okay, then describe our first time.

"Good morning" you say as you give her a hug. "Thanks for getting started on breakfast."
"I.. I messed it up though." she tells you with her eyes cast down.
You grab a lump of burnt batter and eat it.
"Nah it's great." you tell her as you chew the crunchy, black morsel.
"Liar..." she tells you.
"Well... It could use some improvement." you say honestly.
"How about we clean these up and I'll help you try again?"
"T-thanks." she says still in your arms.
-----------------------------------------------

With the kitchen cleaned up, and the pancakes stuck to the wall and ceiling removed, you help Perrinne with making breakfast again.

As you guide her through cooking the perfect sunnyside-up egg, you ask her about the other absent girl.
"So where's Hina?" you ask
"She's out jogging with Souseiseki. She should be back soon." The french girl answers as she keeps a close eye on the egg in the pan.
"Oh. Cool. Speaking of Souseiseki, I've not been seeing Suisuisuisuisui much lately. What's with that?"

>>19048614
NO!
No fucking stories from our past, unless we are trying to get people immensely depressed

>>19048614
>our first time cooking

"trying not to burn myself, and not doing too good a job at it, I was able to keep the charcoal lit long enough for the half-empty can of beans to get warm. I'd been hungry for days at that point, so when I actually found food in the trainyard that the hobos hadn't gotten, I was so happy! It was like christmas, except mom and dad never gave me presents, so it was even better!

I even got to eat half the beans before a dog ran over and took it from me!"

>>19048614

But how does telling her how a Fat Greek Guy raped us make this any better?

>>19048614
"See Erica has slipped in through my window..."

>>19048662
not THAT first time doofus.

>>19048662
Actually, our first time would have been in that alley with the fat Greek.

>>19048632
After this, we should go into how to make potato dishes. It might help the Perrine-Erica relationship if Perrine can make food that Erica likes.

>>19048740

>>19048740
I had assumed the first willing time but if you wanna tell her about the Greek....

Oh, now might be a good time to ask Perrine if she'd like to have a tea party with us and some of her classmates.

>>19048771
WE DO NOT MENTION THE GREEK.

"WHY CAN YOU NEVER GET MY NAME RIGHT DESU!" Her shrill voice echose through the kitchen as she teleports in through the window's glass pane.
"You can get Souseiseki's name right, but you can never say my name correctly. It's SUISEISEKI DESU!"
"Good morning Suisuisuisui. I was just asking about you."
"SUI-SEI-SE-KI!"
"Suisuisusiusi... See, I got it right that time." You taunt the little doll in green.
"STUPID HUMAN! STUPID STUPID STUPID!" she Flies over to you and pounds on your head with her tiny porcelain fists.
"Suiseiseki... Please." Perrine tells her.
"And Hayate, please stop teasing her."
"But she's just so cute like this." you say as the doll abruptly stops hitting you.
"C-cute?! I-I'm not cute! I-I'm glamorous desu!"
"Yep, so cute." you chuckle.
"...!" she begins hitting you again, a blush forming on her face.
"Okay, Sui. You can stop now." Perrine grabs her small hands and pulls her away from you and towards the table.
"I-I'll remember this!" she tells you with a scowl.


Again, you and Perrinne went back to cooking.

We don't actually know if the Greek raped Hayate. It might've been a mugging, drug-muleing, or an old-fashioned lynching.

>>19048766
No, it was most certainly not fabulous.

>>19048771
She already knows, though. We mentioned it to her and Trude the first time the pregnancy scare came up, as for why we didn't fight back. Because it'll be over faster if we didn't resist.

>>19048779
Dude waffles with strawberries and blueberries. Coated with maple sugar and a sprinkle of icing sugar....

>>19048779
We should have called her suiseisekidesu.

watching znt.
Dat staff of destruction.

>>19048779
We really need something to directly remind us that Boku and Desu are gardeners, so we can have them help with the snowberry bush.

>>19048811
We could ask them if they have any special powers.

>>19048810
>Watching ZnT
>Not reading

>>19048828
To be fair, Season 1 is okay.

>>19048824
Just ask about the vines she conjured during the training exercise when we duelled perrine

"Guys let's tell her about our first cooking time"
...
couple posts later
"Guys let's tell her about our first sexual intercourse"

>>19048836
>Season 1
>implying there are any other seasons

>>19048828
But anon i can't read, it hurts my brainy meats.

>>19048858
We ran with the joke because >>19048614 worded it badly.
>then describe our first time.
Sure, in context it refers to cooking, but out of context it could have referred to our first time having sex.

>>19048858
He worded it as "Let's tell her about our first time."

He implied cooking. It's generally implied as sex.

>>19048868
Well, there is a translation up somewhere of the books, even available to read online I think.

-------------------------------
Later, with breakfast preparations done, and everyone around the table, you discuss today's party.
"So girls, did you get your invitations out?" you ask them.
"Rood says he'll come." Ursula says
"As will Miyafuji and Luchinni." Perrinne tells you.
"I think our whole class will be here." Hina says over some eggs.
"I got Vita, Madoka, and others from my class coming. Also Max and his friends." Nanoha tells you with a smile.

"Great, then I can get started on preparations." you say as you take a sip of coffee.
"NOPE. You're not doing this all on your own again tea-cakes." Erica tells you.
"Let us handle the preparations this time, you take care of the grill later."
"But..." you begin
"NO BUTS. We'll handle it." She says authoritively.
"Yes'm."


Breakfast over, the girls go and disperse to get ready for this afternoon's party leaving you alone and with nothing to do.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ]plant
[ ]cookies
[ ]read
[ ]other

>>19048969
[x] plant
oh god it's dead isn't it

>>19048969
[x]plant
We must be careful and nurture it.
Then we must make cookies and potions.

>>19048969
plant, then cookies. If we see Suiseisekidesu, ask her how she did the vine thing in the simulation.

>>19048969
[x]plant, then read

>>19048969
Find the gardening dolls and ask for their advice in taking care of a rare and exotic plant species.

>>19048979
Suddenly, I get the feeling that Future Hayate has been sneaking in to take care of the plant for us.

>>19048985
>garderner dolls

Man, with those two around we should cultivate an alchemical greenhouse. We could drive Melmo out of business!

>>19049019
Lo has been caring for it along with our other plants iirc

>>19048969
Plantan

>>19049020
Or supply her hard. All day every day.

>plant
You decide to check on the snowberry bush.
That plant you took out of the forrest and transplanted into your own gardens.

As you walk out of the house and into the yard, you meet Lo and Souseiseki in the gardens, tending to the plants.
"Good morning guys."
"Morning friend Hayate."
"Good morning."
"Thanks for looking after the garden, you two are great."
"Is nothing."
"It's the least we could do." Souseiseki says as she puts away her ornate shears.

"So, how has that Snowberry bush been holding up?" You ask them.


**ROLLEM**
Taking third roll

rolled 70 = 70

>>19049182
Getting my roll out of the way.

rolled 47 = 47

>>19049182

rolled 39 = 39

>>19049182
Dead

rolled 50 = 50

>>19049182
Well, I know I'm too late, but...

>>19049192
Fuck. Not quite, hopefully.

>usmalm unwatered
Just might be.

>>19049192
You motherfucker. With that roll, it likely IS dead, you fucking cumstain.

rolled 72 = 72

>>19049205
>blaming anon for random numbers

>>19049216
Are you new here? 'Cause, I mean, that's been going on a long-ass time.

>>19049216
We have to blame somebody, and the diceroller isn't a person.

>>19049241
What if it IS?

>>19049251
Then he's a real asshole, and if I ever find him I'll cut him a new one for denying us Naru.

>>19049216
It's not even the roll that I'm mad about.
It's that anon willfully hoping to deny others their fun of age-changing candies.

>>19049255
But it'll be so much better when she's finally realized.

Parting makes the heart grow fonder, or what the fuck ever.

That asshole is so dead.

>>19049192
"Plant is... Plant in trabble." Lo tells you as he leads you to it.
Indeed, it looked like it was in trouble.
The drooping leaves and the yellowish hue showing that it has not taken to being pulled out of the forest too well.

"Souseiseki, do you have any idea why it's like that?" you ask the doll.
"I.. I don't know. It could be a lot of things. Maybe soil, maybe the water, maybe pests. I'm sorry." She tells you.
"No, It's alright. I guess I was kinda expecting this. I have been told that these things were impossible to cultivate." you tell her with a pat on her head.
"We try ebrything. Make plant better." Lo says with a thump of his wide furry chest.
"Thanks guys. Maybe i can also come up with something."
"Wat do?" Lo asks you

WAT DO INDEED OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>19049288
We can...attempt to plant a Mandragora plant next to it. The book we got from the library said there would be a reaction, though it was unclear if it would be positive or negative.

Or we can spend the morning in the library doing horticultural research.

>>19049288
"If only we knew someone with the ability to save plants!"

>>19049288
Call up both of the gardening witches. Call up Melmo, open up our book on plants and see what we can find. We're many things but an expert horticulturalist is not one of them.

>>19049304
Seconded, and maybe simulate the environment it was originally in.

>>19049192
A low roll for "dead".

It's doing fine, in other words.

Grab some of the soil from the Forrest.
And get some Mandragora.
Also, use water from the stream in the forrest on it.

>>19049340
Rather than add Mandragora, let's see if there was any around the plant Shirou found. If not, let's not try it.

Otherwise, good plan.

>>19049309
>Call up both of the gardening witches
Who?
Are you talking about the Rozen Dolls, Souseiseki and Suiseiseki?
Souseiseki is right here, and said she's already tried what she can. If she thought her sister could help, she would have already called her over.

>>19049340
We could see if there's a botany or horticulture lab down in R&D that can do a soil analysis for us. We could ask them to compare the soil where we found the snowberry bush and the soil here in our house, and see what the difference is, so that we can compensate accordingly.

>>19049340
"Well... I'll try and get some soil from the forest tomorrow. Maybe some water from there as well. That would also give me a chance to observe the plant's natural habitat. Would you two like to come with me?"
"Yes. Lo come."
"If possible, yes."
"Great. For now, let's just keep the plant under observation."
"Okay."
"Sure."

With that exchange done, and some plans forming in your head, you leave the two to go back to tending the garden.

WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ]cookies
[ ]read
[ ]other

>>19049469
read, in the kitchen.
more literature, watch the ladies cook.

>>19049469
Cookies, every party needs cookies and we're just the one to make them.

I suggest chocolate cookies with white chocolate chunks in them.

>>19049469
[x]cookies
We don't know how much spare time we're going to have tonight, or tomorrow morning before Nanoha has to leave. Let's make sure that the cookie tin is filled before then.
Make sure to bake extras for the others as well.

>>19049469
Good god, what is she doing to that banana?

Also: Cookies.

And, I'm out. For the night.

>>19049469
[x]Cookies
Can't let that one get away from us.

>>19049492
We have three cubic meters of tin to fill.
That should be enough for Nanoha and whoever is coming with her.

>Vita
Fuck.
Grab a paperbag of holding and fill it to the brim.
That should suffice her for atleast two days.

>>19049469
[C]Cookies

>>19049469
Banana's.... every fucking time LG that's not fair!


Cookies.

Maybe we could get a Bag of Replication and put a cookie in it.

If such things exist. The PX might have one.

in any case [x] cookies

You think that Nahona might drag Vita into our family?

>>19049508
Actually, by others, I was referring to our other lovely ladies.
But you're right that we should probably give Madoka and Vita some cookies as well.

>>19049541
Vita's a consideration because she is on Nanoha's team, and is thus being deployed to field training with her. Madoka isn't, so far as we know.

>>19049538
I doubt that, she might get pulled into a kind of platonic orbit though.

>>19049572
No, all three of them are getting deployed to the same Dimension.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18955759#18957332
>"Me, Vita and Madoka are being sent to the ZnT Dimension. They say it's a Majaikally open place, we're being assigned to an academy there."

>>19049288
Dilute Drago, use it as fertilizer.

>>19049615
and that's probably how you get whomping willows. brilliant.

>>19049615
Potion fertilizer. . .

We need to go see if Ryuu has any Fertilizer potions. It could work wonders.

>>19049593
Nahona is going to fucking love that artillery piece.

>>19049593
>that feel when swagtonic mcservantfag will swag Nanoha
>mfw we need to fight him over her

You decide that this would be the perfect opportunity to fill that cookie tin for Nanoha, and you head back into the kitchen.

The well furnished kitchen, the one that came with the house is the perfect place for any culinary endeavour.
The large ovens, two of them, will suit your needs quite nicely.
A quick survey of the cupboards and the pantry shows that you have everything you would need to bake an assortment of cookies for your girlfriend.

And so, you began to bake.
From basic chocolate chip cookies, to ones topped with a bit of strawberry jam, and many other variants, you baked dozens an dozens of them.

Swiftly, the kitchen begins to fill with trays of cooling pastries, the scent irresistible.
So irresistible in-fact that against all odds, they showed up.

"COOOOOOOKIES!" you hear the bubbly shouts from outside the house.
You know who those are.
There's no mistaking it.
It's the loli brigade, and they have come to raid your kitchen.

WAT DO?

Pistols. We must protect our cookies.

rolled 32 = 32

>>19049654
>Loli brigade
Stop drop n' roll, all hope is lost.

>>19049654
call in Ted to be the Cookie Guard.

>>19049654
Deploy the anti-loli defences. We have those, right?

>>19049654
Distract them with a complex math equation!

>>19049654
Teacup the cookies.

>>19049654
Bar the kitchen entrances with teacups. Set up Ted, in full T-Rex form if possible, as cookie guard and distraction for the lolis.

>>19049654
Don't let them pass, Hold the kitchen! The legends our actions this day shall be passed down through the centuries.

>>19049654
Send one of our familiars out in small form for cuddly distractions.

We will save them one tray of cookies after Nanoha's have been packed.

rolled 72 = 72

YOU SHALL NOT PASS

>>19049654
>loli-brigade
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Quick! Teacup and Saucer some of the still fragile cookies, while putting the already cooled ones into the tin.

Leave one tray of cookies out as speed bump, and have Kraus materialize tall glasses of cold milk and dozens of cupcakes, cookies, strudels, and pies to keep the girls distracted.

>>19049654
GIRLS, DO NOT TOUCH THOSE COOKIES. These cookies are not done and you can not have any yet. There will be some later at the party, but you don't get to have these now.

Cuddly minions distraction and majaiked up cookies and cake

We must sate their hunger on something other than our fresh cookies

How about we drug some of the cookies and let them eat those?

"Hayate, they're really calmed down, it's so nice! What'd you put in those cookies?"

"Xanax."

"W-what!?"

>>19049823
No.
And besides, we can't majaik up pharmaceuticals. Only foods and drinks.

>>19049741
>>19049721
>homemade cookies for Nahona
>majaik-produced cookies for the kids

I'd lol if they managed to drain us of our majaik just from eating so many cookies.

'Everyone report in!' you call out to your familiars.
Swiftly, all four of them are gathered in the kitchen.
"Intruders. Shall I take care of them?" Dan asks as he readies his knife.
"No. No hurt Sakura and friends." Lo tells him.
"Indeed, Dan. I just need you to distract them as I put the cookies away where they would be safe." you tell him.
"Ah. Bait and switch. A good plan." he says as he puts the knife away.
"Yes. That's why, I need you all to be in your smaller forms." you tell them.
Lo shrinks to his tinier form, and so does J.
Ted, who was in his small form already jsut stands there.
"Smaller form?" Dan asks you.
"Yep. A smaller form. Kraus should be able to help you with that."
"JUST THINK SMALL MONO-EYE." He tells the wolf.
"..." Dan closes his one good eye and does as he is told.
In an instant, he shrinks into an adorable puppy
"Smaller form. A smaller target, easier to sneak around in. I like this." he says as he checks himself out.

"Okay guys, I want the four of you to run out there and lead them to the beach. These cookies must be saved." you tell them
"Affirmative." they respond before they barrel out of the kitchen.
-----------------------------------
Moments later and...
"PUPPY!!" you hear Illya's voice float in through the house.

You quickly finish packing the cookies into the tin you got for that very purpose.


WAT DO NAO?
[ ]check on the loli brigade
[ ]read
[ ]other

>>19049860
[x]check on the loli brigade
We'll go down to the beach and have Kraus materialize milk and cookies for them. And don't be so mean to Lucchini this time.

>>19049860
Find a comfy armchair and pull out a pipe. Begin reading.

If the lolis come up to us, let them sit on our lap and read to them. I bet they would adore the Three Musketeers.

>>19049860
[x] lolis

>>19049880
You heard him. . .

Get out the duct tape.

>>19049860
[x] check on the loli brigade

>>19049860
read

>>19049860
Wait... Illya? Already? What did Shirou eat for breakfast?

>>19049882
>I bet they would adore the Three Musketeers.
That sounds like an excellent costume to have the loli-brigade wear at the Bureau Halloween Costume Party.
And if the Bureau isn't throwing one, we will.

>>19049907
Strudels, fudge, chocolate pancakes, fudge, donuts, fudge, Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs cereal, and fudge?

>>19049907
Reese's Puffs?

>loli brigade

Because we're not gonna miss out on watching a handful of cute girls chase around tiny fluffy animals.

Prepare our heart.

>>19049921
>Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs
mah nigga

>>19049927
Oh god the sugar in those things makes me want to puke, But then again i get sick from eating an oreo. Not diabetic or anything i just hate sugar.

>>19049860
[ ]check on the loli brigade

>>19049968
Fucking this.

Best comic strip or bestest comic strip?

>loli brigade
With the tin full, you put it away into the blue and white bag you got for Nanoha.
This done, you head outside to find your energetic guests.

You find them right where you expected them to be. At the beach.
They have Ted burried up to his neck in the sand, and are currently chasing the other three up and down the shore.

"Hey girls! having fun?" you ask the obvious.
"Niichaaaaaaan!" A purple and white missile flies right at you.
You catch Illya in your arms, securing the little girl.
"Morning, Illya. What brings you three here?" again you asked the obvious.

She gets a look, like a deer caught in the headlights.
A sudden realization.
"COOOOOOKIES!" she says finally.
Luchinni and Sakura also run up to you.

[ ]cookie time
[ ]cookie time.

>>19050058
[x] it's always cookie time

>>19050058
Cookie scavenger hunt. Tell our familiars to keep them distracted for just a bit longer and give them a pile of cookies with a clue at the bottom. Then go throughout the house hiding caches of cookies, each one with a clue that leads to the next one.

Once they're running around the house finding the cookies, acquire a comfy chair and a pipe, then get our reading in.

>>19050058
Rain cookies on them.

Then offer them a ball of cookie dough if they behave during the party.

>>19050058
Summon a statue of each of them made of cookies.
Summon a couple giant glasses of milk.

>COOKIE TIME!

>>19050058
cookie time.

>>19050058
Cookie time. And make sure to include tall glasses of cold milk.
As they are distracted, extricate Ted from his buried location.

>>19050058
But how did they get into the house when none of them have portkeys? Can cookies really summon across dimensions?

>>19050141
They can just come in through the bottle like everyone else can, or through the stickers we have placed.

>>19050141
Kick down the door of our dorm room, touch cork on bottle.

The old-fashioned way.

>>19050180
>>19050156
Why would they do that when they can't smell the cookies from outside?

>>19050141

>>19050156
This, their cookie senses were tingling

>>19050193

MAGIC

>>19050193

>>19050193
Because they were invited to a beach party at Hayate's house so they decided to show up early.

You summon a tray of cookies for starters, as well as some milk to go with it.

Setting it down on a table Kraus made for you, you invite the girls to have some.

"Uhm.. Hayate, sorry for barging in on you so suddenly" Sakura says a little shyly.
"No, it's nothing. I jsut think of it as you being a little early for this afternoon's party." you tell her wit ha pat on the head.
"Nice place. I like the beach." Lucchinni says around a bunch of cookies in her mouth.
"Don't talk with your mouth full." you tell her as you wipe some crumbs off her cheeks. "And I'm glad you like it, you are welcome here anytime."
What you just did takes the little Italiano aback.
"T-thanks..." she says after she swallows and with a blush.

"Hayate-niichan. Illya wants some chocolate milk." The little white haired girl in your lap tells you as she looks at the glass of regular milk in front of her.
"Well then. That could be arranged." you say as you summon up a pitcher of her request.
"YAY!!"

WAT DO?
[ ]read
[ ]nyaber
[ ]other
[ ]duck

>>19050244
Read.

If any of them want, they can snuggle close while we read to them.

>>19050244
[X]read

Gather up the lolis either in our lap or on the same chair as us and read to them.

>>19050244
[x]other
We may have made the cookies, but we still need to make the potions for Nanoha's Field Care Package.
We can make the potions here while we watch over the girls and give them refills on milk and cookies.

>>19050244
[x]nyaber
Thats not even a choice. Should we give her the lion we won for her?

>>19050244
>Duck
Titty monster is here, isn't she?

>>19050244
[x]Nyaber, and read.

>>19050244
[ ]duck

>>19050244
[X ]duck?
I'm not sure I like this being there.

>>19050244
Read.

I also remember something about a Stuffed lion we got for saber, if we still have that.

>>19050269
>>19050274
We start reading, pick her up and set her on our lap, then start reading out loud, then give her cookies.
And we must do this unconsciously.

>>19050294
Obviously. We have a subconscious urge for our old teddy bear that our father burned. Why else would it appear while we were young.

Nyaber is cute and cuddly just like our old teddy bear, and she reminds us of it. Why else would we put her on our lap and hug it like a stuffed animal.

>>19050244
[x]duck.

Never ignore a sign saying duck, a duck saying sign, a sign saying sign, or a duck saying duck.

>>19050273
>Titty monster is here, isn't she?
No, it's Mio. She's using the loli-brigade as a distraction in order to infiltrate our perimeter. She's going to jump us and give us a lap-dance again.

After giving Kraus instructions to keep the Girls suitably supplied with cookies and drinks, you ignore the tiniest sense of danger you felt, settle yourself into a beach chair and pull out a book.

-----------------------------------------------
"That's how that thief of a sage, my enemy, can alter and falsify things," answered Don Quixote; "thou must know, Sancho, that it is a very easy matter for those of his sort to make us believe what they choose; and this malignant being who persecutes me, envious of the glory he knew I was to win in this battle, has turned the squadrons of the enemy into droves of sheep. At any rate, do this much, I beg of thee, Sancho, to undeceive thyself, and see that what I say is true; mount thy ass and follow them quietly, and thou shalt see that when they have gone some little distance from this they will return to their original shape and, ceasing to be sheep, become men in all respects as I described them to thee at first. But go not just yet, for I want thy help and assistance; come hither, and see how many of my teeth and grinders are missing, for I feel as if there was not one left in my mouth."
--------------------------------------------

As you turned the page, a pair of strong arms snaked around your body and pulled you close from behind.

WAT DO?

>>19050349
Words to live by.

>>19050382
Sigh, set the book down and turn to see who's grabbed you from behind.

>>19050382
"Good morning.

Keep reading, unfazed.

>>19050382
Sigh, bookmark our page, and put the book down.
"I knew I should have ducked."
Turn our head and see who it is.

I'm betting it's Mio.

>>19050382
Reach up and stroke who evers cheek.

>>19050382
Turn our head around and identify the culprit, return to reading.

Have you come to join me and these adorable little girls for story time? There's cookies if you want them.

>>19050382
Not in the mood, Mio.

>>19050403
Second. The Butler is undeterred!

>>19050349
What about a suck saying dine?

>>19050382
CRAZY FUCKING IVAN! If this fails then pic related.

>>19050426
not a good idea to crazy ivan with kids in the lap.

>>19050403
Voting this.

>>19050403
>>19050405
both

>>19050407
>>19050426
You realize it could just be Hina, or Erica, right?

>>19050443
could also be frank.

>>19050434
Shit nevermind then, did not realize they were in our lap.

>>19050455
He isn't invited, nor is he allowed.

>>19050403
+1

>>19050440

seconded.

>>19050467
IIRC it's only Illia in our lap currently, but still.

>>19050470
>>19050455
We need to set up some kind of at-will security system that ejects people from our home.

Of course, we can cause weather formations, so a ferocious dust-devil picking up the offender isn't out of the question.

>>19050440
I like it because no matter who it is it'll either make them happy or mess with them.

Also voting for this.

>>19050524
>I like it because no matter who it is it'll either make them happy or mess with them.
Even if it's Mike who decided to pop in early?

Unfazed, you continue reading, letting whoever it was to do as they please.
"Good morning," you tell the person without looking.
"Good morning as well Hayata. Great place you got here." It's Shirley, the titty monster.
"Glad you like it, miss Yeager. I assume you came in with the girls?"
"Yep. I was out walking with Fran when that white haired one dragged us here talking about 'smelling cookis'." she tells you as her armaments make contact with your back.
"Imagine my surprise when I saw this house in a bottle, and the bigger one when I got sucked into it."
using all your willpower to stay calm given the situation, you answer
"People tend to react like that at first. True."
"... Why are you being so boring?" she asks as she lets go.
"You're like Mio was last night. All serious and no fun." she complains loudly.

WAT SAY/DO?

>>19050548
Yep. I suggest you go talk with the rest of the girls. I'm going to continue to read for these ones.

>>19050548
I'm plenty of fun Shirley. Would you care to join us for story and cookie time?

The rest of the girls are setting up the party, they insisted I didn't help, feel free to visit them. I'm sure they would appreciate your company.

>>19050548
"My familiar Jakob can show you around if you like, I'm a little occupied at the moment."

hasn't she been here already to help Ursula? or did they just work in the bureau's labs?

>>19050548
I'm worried about nanoha leaving

>>19050548
It's morning, I was told to relax by the girls, so I decided to sit out here on this nice beach, have a snack with these three pretty young girls, and catch up on some reading that I've meant to do.

So I've decided that's exactly what I'm going to do, and I'm not going to let anything interrupt it, though if you wish I could make room for a fourth girl in my plans.

>>19050548
"Mio? Serious? Quite a rare occurrence.
"I'm sorry that I am unable to entertain you at this time, Miss Yeager. Would you like some tea?"

>>19050548
"Last time I over reacted I accidentally ruined Ms. Illia's snack. I felt terrible so I didn't want to repeat that past mistake."
"Is there anything I can get for you? Tea, water, other refreshments or snacks?"

>>19050600
"A banana, perhaps?"

>>19050580
This, but replace tea with milk and cookies.

>>19050606
>This, but replace tea with Coca-Cola

>>19050548
Did someone say titty monster?

>>19050617
Coke and a cheeseburger. Were dealing with an American.

>>19050624
Hey burgers are delicious as fuck and you know it

>>19050624
We should ask first.

No need to resort to stereotypes.

>>19050642
Pfff. Where's the fun in that?

>>19050624
But it's currently snacks and story time. It's not time for actual food right now.

>>19050643
Yours isn't fun either, it's just banal and over-done.
Besides, right now is in-between meals, so a burger and coke would be inappropriate.

>>19050652
Sometimes i have a burger for a snack, other times tacos.

>>19050647
>>19050652
Are you saying that burger isn't a snack? HERESY!

>>19050634
That's why I suggested it man.
>>19050647
why do you think they got so damn big?
Those are 100% American Titties, fed off American Meat.

>>19050670
Maybe we should have her try some of our Japanese meat?

>>19050623
I guess they didn't

"I was told to relax by the girls, so I decided to sit out here on this nice beach, have a snack with these three pretty young girls, and catch up on some reading that I've meant to do." you tell her,
"So I've decided that's exactly what I'm going to do, and I'm not going to let anything interrupt it, though if you wish I could make room for a fourth girl in my plans."
"... Only if I can also sit in your lap." she tells you.
"NO! MINE!" Illya objects from her seat "Saber! HALP! SHE'S TRYING TO TAKE AWAY ONIICHAN!"
The little girl summons the little lion-knight.
"Illnyaa," the adorable one begins, "I don't think she's trying to take him away...."
"NO! Oniichan is MINE!" she says as she squirms in your lap.
"But... there's still room there for one more." Charlotte tells the girl.
"... SABER! GET ON HERE!" she commands her as she scooches over to make some room.
".. But..." Nyaaber tries to reason.
You open your arms to welcome her aboard, and the lion hesitantly takes her place besides Illya.

The white haired one turns to Charlotte and says mokingly, "NO MORE PLACE FOR YOU!"

"I guess so," And Charlotte makes her way to a seat across from you.
You get back to reading.

>>19050693
Must... pet... King Arthur...

>>19050693
we must make sure that illya always has some sugar in her for the rest of today.

>>19050693
Give Nyaaber the stuffed lion. It's a good chance and we can follow it up with absent minded pets and scritches.

>>19050719
>Give Nyaaber the stuffed lion.
I don't like it, because we got that lion for Hina.

>>19050693
"I do apologize, Miss Yeager. Illya can be quite the handful at times."
Turn page.
"Are you enjoying your time here at the Bureau?"

>>19050693

[rub loli lion chin]

wait for cute nyaa's
kittysmile <3

then die

>>19050728
Hmmm I thought it was something like that.
What did we pull as extra's then?

>>19050763
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18475128/#18475964

Unfortunately, while we got 3 other toys as well, we gave them all to Hina. We don't HAVE a stuffed Lion. Hina does.

>>19050771
Ah. Well time for an alternate plan. Shall we knit a new costume for Nyaaber on monday?

Thank god you have a good memory.

You begin to read aloud form Don Quixote, the girls listening to you tell the tales of his adventures.

As you read, your hand unconsciously went to pat Saber on the head.
"nnn..." She purrs as you do so.
"Me too Oniichan!" Illya asks as she notices what you have been doing.
And so you obliged her.

---------------------------------------------------
Full bellies, a nice story and the warm air soon had everyone a little drowsy.
Illya is snoozing in your lap, Sakura and Luchinni doing the same on the sand.

One the deckchair across you, Charlotte is stretched out and also napping.

Saber lets out a small yawn, one she tries to hide.
"Sleepy Saber?" you ask her.
"No.. Deffinyeetly not." she says as she rubs her eyes.
"You seem sleepy. Just give in, don't worry." you assure her.
"I'm nyoot encumbering you?"
"Of course not. Just go ahead and close your eyes." you tell her.
She lets out another yawn, snuggles up to you and softly says "thank you." before closing her eyes.

And there you were, surrounded by sleeping girls for the second time this morning.

WAT DO?
[ ]keep reading,
[ ]nap

>>19050777
Napping seems like a good choice.

>>19050777
[x]keep reading
This is one of the longest uninterrupted reading sessions we've ever had. Let's finish up some of these books.

>>19050777
Well if we sleep were open to Mio or anyone else to assult. Let us read.

>>19050777
[^]keep reading

>>19050777
[x] read
Gonna lern us some more books.

>>19050777
I hope the cookies were enough sugar to keep Shirou as Illya at least until she wakes up.

>>19050777
read

>>19050777
Have Dan act as guard dog so we can't be ambushed. Then, take a nap.

>>19050775
Not a good memory, I went to the archive and checked. then was depressed because I thought we kept the extras.

>>19050777
Do not Nap, it'll leave us open to assault from Charlotte or Mio. Keep on reading and enjoy our relaxing time.

>>19050777
[x] Sleep

Don't try to stop it. The sleep will come whether we want it or not.

>>19050777
Keep reading.
Do not go to sleep while the titty monster is still at large. She'll alert Mio

>>19050777
I am unsure which way the swagging Is going but Damn we love saber/nyaaber

>>19050795
>I hope the cookies were enough sugar to keep Shirou as Illya at least until she wakes up.
It would be quite awkward to have normal Saber and a male Shirou sleeping in our laps, yes.

>>19050795
We could just teleport out.

>>19050815
You know, we need to stretch out to Shirou more, maybe a day where we hang out. I mean the dude has come through for us more then once and we're good friends with Saber and Ilya. I'd like it if instead of having to bribe him, we could watch each other's back because we're friends.

>>19050815
we could just go
*Susan mode**gasp* Shirou how dare you I am a lady

>>19050777
[ ]nap

sleep.
I want to see what Mio and Softness have in store.

>>19050839
But he's so DUMB.
Also
>then

>>19050839
Admittedly, he has gotten better, and he did pretty well in the L4D simulation. He even shared some of the cake afterwards.

>>19050846
>I want to see what Mio and Softness have in store.
I'd rather not, and increase our relationship with Yuki by finishing these damn books.

>>19050849
Eh, not too dumb. But we all have our flaws, we just got lucky and our flaw happens to be hugely unmanagable swag.

>>19050854
Exactly. And can you imagine the horrors unleashed on any dimension when Us, Gai, and Shirou all on the same Bropage walk in and roflstomp everything.

>>19050839
We.had planned to plan his birthday party to troll him

Maybe we could do it for real?

>nap.
Taking a cue from the females around you, you put away your book and lay down for a nap.

-----------------------------------------------------
You wake up to someone poking you.
"..yate. Hayate." she says.
You open your eyes to see Nanoha
"Hello." you greet her with a smile.
"Hello. Had a nice nap?" she asks you.
"Yes." you answer. "what time is it?"
"Just about lunch time. Sorry to interrupt you like this, but the band Emps sent is here to set-up."
"A band?" you ask
"Yeah, I told him not to bother, but he insists." She says as she points to a huge group of people in armor.
Theyre building a rudimentary stage down the beach, and others are carting in equipment.
"... Well that beats karaoke." you tell her with a laugh as the other girls begin waking up as well.

>>19050898
We must thank the God-Emperor of Mankind for this later.
>huge group of people in armor.
...none of them are Blood Ravens, right?

>>19050894
That would actually work. Not saying we can't troll him too, but do it more in a friendly kind of way and have a real birthday party ready for him right behind it. Kind of a double feint.

>>19050898
I hope the band consists entirely of Angry Marines.

>>19050927
Comedy Marines would also be fine.

You are Sakamoto Mio. The Hero of Japan.
This morning, you find yourself in-town, passing time.

After a relaxing walk in the park, and a quick row across the lake, you found yourself in front of the shops.
There's that convenience store that seemed to have anything and everything you need.
That shop with the fine cigars.
That bakery.
The dusty store with the old crone.
And that shop called Slaanesh' Secrets.

With time to kill, you decide to check out the ___________

GO WHERE?
[ ]slaanesh'
[ ]RCS
[ ]CREEDS
[ ]Pantasia
[ ]Helga's

>>19050966
[x] slaanesh
Duh. Most obvious choice ever.

>>19050966
Slaanesh's.

Mio needs some Japanties.

>>19050966
[X]Pantasia

Our wife to be is an excellent baker, we should see this place and learn more about baking so we can properly appreciate it.

>>19050966
[X] Slaanesh' Secrets.

We have need of a chastity belt unlocker.

>>19050966
[x]RCS
Always a good choice, and there's the party at Hayate's today. Maybe they have swimsuits in stock.

>>19050966
[x]Helga's
she'll know how we can bring our bride-to-be to his knees.

>>19051004
NONONONO. We're going to acquire our wife through our own efforts, we aren't allowed to cheat.

>>19051004
NO.
That's not funny, or fun. That will only lead to failure, heartbreak, and Helga being the baba-yaga that she is and snatching victory from our moment of triumph.

>It's a Primarch Boyband.
>Boyband
y u do this LG

>>19050966
[^]RCS

>>19050966
[x] Slaanesh's

The Hero of Japan knows what must be done.

>>19051033
Because he doesn't give us what we want, he gives us what we deserve.

>>19050966
Slaanesh. Mio neds some more powerful battle panties than her usual swimsuit.

>>19050966
[x] Slaneesh

Though I think this is a bad idea for Hayate, but then again we are not him atm.

And guess who's back gentlemen

I think you guys voting for Slaanesh are voting for a fail path. Hayate has already shown that he's resistant to sexual advances; I don't think Mio would continue using the same, ineffective tactic. She's not IJA, she's IJN after all.

>>19051088
>implying this has anything to do with Hayata

Thinking of buying some new underwear and maybe a swimsuit for later, you head on inside Slaanesh'.

"Heeeelloooo~" the storekeep welcomes you. "Looking for anything?~"

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR OH HERO OF JAPAN?

>>19051087
Good point, but besides slaneesh, theres only RCS as a viable tactic. Might as well recon.

>>19051104
Just look around for the moment, and keep our eyes peeled. This is dangerous territory

>>19051104
"A new swimsuit, for I shall be attending a party at the beach this afternoon. And perhaps some undergarments."

>>19051087
and you brought presents. delightful.

>>19051104
Full Exposure Sling Bikini, Sexy Lingerie with garter and sword attachment, chastity belt unlocking kit.

>>19051087
Here's some new projects for you:
Sakura, Lucchini, and Illya as the Three Musketeers.

Character portraits for Jakob, Ted, Lo, and Daniil.

Ursula in her new lab going full Mad Scientist, complete with "IT'S ALIVE! ALIVE!!" and a potato-powered robot.

>>19051126
Eh... can't see the sling bikini working too well.

I'd favor something like this number.

Your eyes scan the racks and racks of clothing around you, not exactly sure what to choose.
Being a woman of service, you often just had to wear whatever was issued to you or what was available at the PX.

"I would like to purchase some new underwear." you tell the creature plainly.
"Ohohoho... Is this for a boy? Or for yourself?"
You consider this question.

[ ]it's for a man
[ ]It's for myself
[ ]A little of both

>>19051215
[^]A little of both

>>19051215
[x]A little of both

>>19051215
[x]A little of both

>>19051215
[x] A little of both

I like where that's going.

>>19051215
[x]A little of both

>>19051087
Yay ADF is back!

>>19051215
A little of both

Wait, is "It's for a man" like we wear it for that man, or literal men underwear.
Normally this isnt needed asked, bu this is slaneesh

>>19051183
Actually, I have been working on Hayate and his familiars, but I still have finals, and I lost the sketch.

"a little of both perhaps." you answer.
YOu want to look your best, and maybe , just maybe, you want to do so for that person.

The creature places an arm around your shoulder and guides you deeper into its shop of sensual satin .
"well well well... If that's the case, I have just the thing for you...~"

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
FANSERVICE

New thread at 2200 4chan time.

>>19051349
Heh. I can only imagine what's about to happen with this...

>>19051370
Hmm... something like the OVA of Highschool DxD?

>>19051370
Huh, just when I arrived. I have the shittiest of luck.
Well I wont be here next thread. Might as well work on the familiars

>>19051370
FANSERVICE! HUZZAH!

>>19051396
>familiars
Are you going with the Big Boss crossed with a Gray Wolf for Daniil?

>>19051413
Yup, basically a Grey/Dire Wolf with a beret and an eye patch, with a shoulder knife harness

>>19051434
any of this going into it?

>>19051434
I am so happy to see our plans not only come to fruition but drawn as well

Be the most badass wolf and puppy ever

>>19051442
Thats actually good. Thanks for the ref anon.

>Mio prettying up for us
Goddamn.
Is.. Is this what it's like to have a waifu?

>>19051482
no problem. the dog's name is Repede.
your work is excellent.

>>19051494
But how are we going to deal with it?
We can't just ignore it, it would crush Mio.
But we can't just give in entirely, our other girls would kill us.

>>19051540
We tell her that she looks lovely, invite her to dance and do nothing actually improper. After that she ought to give in and ask to join the family and the problem is solved.

>>19051540
We watch what she does next.
Who knows. She just might get us to ask her to join the family.
Im still thinking this is the -victory- that she was aiming for.
Then and only then will she ask the girls.

>>19051567
Or we could actually act like a man and make her take the feminine role like on Nanoha's birthday

That's why she always acts the part of the male, because we don't

>>19051708
Actively swag her?
Good idea. But we must clear it with the girls or something.

>>19051719
Not even actively swag her but just actually take the commanding role for once

Remember how much she reacted to us taking control and keeping her off the ground? It threw her massively and probably was the first real swag points we got on her

>>19051800
So... We act the man that we are?
Interdasting.
And so the war begins.

>>19051858
>So... We act the man that we are?

>>19051872
Are you implying that Hayate is not male?

>>19052113
He's male..
Just not exactly a man.

>>19052134
Well he is sometimes...

Just most the time he isn't

>>19052134
>>19052184
Hey, Hayate is perfectly secure in his manliness and heterosexuality. He doesn't need to prove anything to anybody, and can dress in a skirt or a maid uniform and still get the ladies.

>>19053375
Exactly.

And to keep that manhood, we should make sure the girls are aware that Mio is inbound, and that it's okay for us to field her as we see necessary. We can't just keep deflecting her and saying, "I can't do anything about it, it's gotta go through the Council of Girlfriends."

Sure, it's gotten her to change tactics, but she's not one to just give up and ASK.

Hmm...on the one hand, I feel slightly guilty for not inviting Trude.
On the other hand, she did break our arm and dislocate our shoulder.
And on the one foot, it would be amusing to see her awkwardly try to sort out how she feels about Hayate, and Mio would be the kind of person to first drag Trude to Slaanesh's to get a new swimsuit and then drag her to the beach party to see her squirm.

>>19054067
I'd assume one of the other witches told her about it, unless Perrine shared the stories of our Trude injuries, as we never actually did, IIRC. If Perrine did, that would still leave Sakamoto and/or Charlotte to tell Trude.

If it turns out none of them did, we still can, later

>>19054067
Eh, plenty of time for Trude later.

Right now it's spoiling Nanoha + sorting out Mio time.

>>19054235
Perrine told Ursula and Erica mentally when we came back all injured.

They indicated they were going to have words with Trude at some unspecified point.

>>19054346
Fair enough. Guess I haven't been paying enough attention recently

>>19054346
Right, but Hayate doesn't know that.

I've been wondering, which week of training was our week off? I THINK it was the third week, wasn't it?

I ask, because both the Basic AND Advanced classes got that week off. If I'm right, then next week is vacation, and possibly more Inter-Dimensional Shenanigans.