WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ]Look around some more
[ ]Wait out the time at the park.
[X] Sage

>>19032194
You forgot
>[x]Stay mad

>>19032164
[X]Wait out the time at the park.

>>19032164
[x]wait out the time in the park

[X]Wait out the time at the park.
Talk to nanoha about going on assignment

Look around. We do not wait for trouble, we saunter over to it like we have ocean's 11 behind us.

Look around some more on the off-chance we find that eternal bag of grenades.

[ ]Wait out the time at the park.

Hey guys! guess who donated bodily fluids today and is now drinking.

WAIT GUYS!!!

Maybe we need to actually prepare in advance?
You know, like setting up beach umbrellas, those reclining chairs they have on the beaches, etc?

We did invite shit ton of people, better to prepare for their arrival!

>>19032164
[x]Wait out the time at the park.
hope you're having a better day today LG.

>>19032289
So you got a blowjob? Good for you Fritz
>>19032297
Yes and we should have precautions set up for the doom we have invited to our home.

>>19032164

[X]Wait out the time at the park.

Lose your tripcode, Landing Gear??

LG how about, you know, using your trip?

>>19032329

fake

>>19032432
wat...

>>19032432
He has other tripcodes.

>>19032432
That's his /toy/ tripcode I think.

>>19032330
>>19032432

This has happened once before. We've settled on the belief that Bistro is probably a friend of the "real" LG's, and that Bistro probably runs this thread more often than is readily apparent. LG is probably more than one person.

>>19032321

>Lookout's here

Dice FAILs incoming....

>>19032432
This is the thread lined on LG's twitter. It's not fake, his friend just forgot to put up the LG name a trip.

>Wait

Nanoha and you opt to just spend the remaining time in the park.
Those thirty minutes passed quickly with the two of you just sitting on the bench, holding hands.

Soon enough, Kraus tells you that it's time.
"HEY KNOBSHINER. YOUR RIDE'S HERE."
You look around, no vehicle in sight.
"Err Kraus, noone's here." you tell him.
"STAND UP AND STICK YOUR FUCKING THUMB OUT." he tells you and you do just that.

A moment later and...

Look around for some plush toys or a skill tester

Get nanoha a pluahie to take away

>on a date with an 8 year old
Why don't you take a seat over there, Hayate?

Also, in before Knightly Bus.

>>19032584
13.

>>19032584

Nanoha's 13, dude.

DoubleFacepalmPicard.gif

>>19032584
Isn't she 12?

Plus, we've deliberately chosen not to engage in sexual activities with her until she's older. And ready.

Meaning thirty seconds after she's back from the ZnT dimension. I can only imagine how horny she'll be after spending subjective years away from her boyfriend in a medieval fantasy world.

It Begins

>>19032597
>>19032608
Ah, yes. That totally makes it better.

>>19032645

This minus the age error.

>>19032655

Confirmed for troll.

>>19032655
Player character is 16.

Also Japan.

>>19032704

Yep, Nanoha's legal right now but we decided to wait until she's a little older & therefore more ready.

>>19032584

i am ready to face my life sentence officer.

just let me say goodbye to my imaginary girlfriend, who can blow up planets using her magic.

ok done. you can take me now, on your imaginary jail of justice

>>19032645
Four years and all she has of Hayate are pictures of him in a fireman outfit.
Is there no end to the rape threat?

>>19032584
I wish we had gotten 8 year old Nanoha, but no people whined. It's like I wasn't even on fucking 4chan for a minute there, but appearantly /tg/ just wants to be the little girl, not the other way around.

The sound of lightning.
A bright flash of light.

And on the road appears a silver car.
A Delorean, if your vehicular knowledge is correct.
An eccentrically modified one it was too.
On the back were what appeared to be vents and other random bits that you knew not what did.
And running along the sides were blue lights and wires.
On the roof was a pretty standard TAXI sign.

The gullwing doors open, and inside sat a dog.
It barked at you, as if beckoning you closer.
And so you did.
"Kraus. This is the ride you arranged for?"
"YEP. NICK-O-TIME TAXI. GUARANTEED TO BE ON TIME ALL THE TIME. GET IN!"

With the dog occupying the driver's seat, you and Nanoha got into the passenger's seat.

The doors close around you.

>>19032758

No way she hasn't sneaked naked photos of us from somewhere.

GODDAMMIT CLANNAD!
Guys, i'm gonna take 5 here this show has mindfucked me too much.

>>19032766
How is that the other way around?

>>19032782

sup dog, still going to therapy?

say hi to cesar for me next time.

banner is awesome today.

>>19032766
>but appearantly /tg/ just wants to be the little girl, not the other way around

A little girl wants to be /tg/?

>>19032797
I tricked my friend into watching that. Poor guy.

>>19032891
Well yeah, Nanoha loves explosions and is obviously minmaxed to hell. Two of the things /tg/'s favorite things.

>>19032797

>clannad

enjoy your tears

used 5 tissues for soaking up-

uh.... the ketchup stain. yeah ketchup stain from frie-

fuck it, cried like shit on season 2....

>>19032922
Yeah season 1 was good but season 2 stabbed me in the feels then twisted the knife every episode after. i'm just about done with the series, just that last episode recap is bringing shit back.

>>19032904

are you that guy who recommended clannad to a friend who recently had, at that time, a hard breakup?

>>19032782
>time-traveling car

What happens if we freeze time inside a time machine?

>>19032961
Let's do it and find out.

>>19032961
Hole in time and space.

>>19033028

Exactly. We don't want Nanoha's ladyparts torn up to the point she can't walk straight for several days.

>>19032961
Sounds like a great idea
I mean what could possibly go wrong

>>19032972
Let's not, m'kay?

>>19033137
healing potion

>>19032972
No you dumb bastard, timestop in a time machine will kill everyone and everything forever.

>>19033304
>>19033327
BAWW! I'm too much of a pussy to make time/space my bitch.

>>19033390
When the result is likely to be Very Bad Things, YES.

Though if you wanted to do it while not in transit, that's fine.

>>19033390
We'd rather not SHATTER all our remaining beads at once.

Do you have any idea how pissed The Doctor would be about having to fix something like that? It'd be as bad as time traveling inside the TARDIS while it's time traveling.

>>19033390
Im sorry. Irradicating time and space in a spectacular explosion is tempting, but it seems like a poor move on our side.

With Nanoha on your lap, you look around.
On the dashboard are numerous dials and numerical displays, behind you are a load of blinking lights and science looking junk.
And on the glass right in-front of your is a sign saying [TOUCH NOTHING].

The dog just sits there, not making a move to drive the thing.
You wait.

Suddenly, a loud humming.
The car lifts off the ground.

It makes a sharp turn and accelerates.
*SKOOM!*

You find yourself looking out into space.
In a sea of darkness, stars shine in the distance, not twinkling.

Minutes pass, the dog still just sitting there as if all of this was routine.
YOu arrive at your destination.

On a chunk of rock sat a diner.
The neon sign above it proclaiming,
[MILLIWAYS. End of the Universe.]

The vehicle lands and the doors open.
You and your date step outside and into the Diner.

>>19033516
That's one groovy dog.

>>19033516
Diner? I thought Milliways was a full on five star restaurant.

I was looking forward to meeting our meat.

>>19033516
"Have you seen a girl here lately, kind of pale, might've mentioned something about "thin-blood?"

Sorry, just got done with a run of VTM.

>>19033565
Of course he is. He's Einstein.

>>19033612
did you open it?

>>19033651
Of course not.

Strauss locked it away.

>>19033569
Nope, Milliways is a diner where you get to watch the end of the universe.

It's a hell of a show. On the bright side though, we won't have to worry about paying for it. At the point in time, our account has so many Guptas in it, that the interest alone will pay for the meal. On the bad side, we'll still have to tip.

We should share with Nanoha a Milky Way Milkshake.

>>19033679
pussy. real kindred open it.

Oh yeah, this pic.

It's perfect.

>>19033724
Damn it, now I want a Viking.

Inside, you found yourselves facing decor that was an eclectic mix of retrofuturistic and utilitarian starship.

Large windows wrapped around the dining area, giving patrons an unimpeded view of the vastness of space.
Surprisingly, for a simplistic-ish diner, there was a maitre dom.

The orange skined, 7 eyed creature stood by the door, clipboard in hand.
"Do you have reservations sir?" It asks.
"Yes, They should be listed under Ayasaki." you told it.
It checks its clipboard, an orange tentacle scanning the long list of names.
"Ah, the Ayasaki party. Please follow me to your table."

The table you were give was at the far corner of the spacious diner, overlooking a field of asteroids.
"Please wait as I get someone to serve you." The creature says as he sits the two of you down.

You decide to take this time to talk to your date.

TALK.
WAT SAY?

>>19033784
I wonder if grenades work in space...

>>19033784
ask her how she's doing with the whole perrine thing. that situation really came out of nowhere for her.

>>19033784
I'm torn.

On one hand, I want her to know how much we're going to miss her when she's gone.

On the other, it feels like a bit of a faux pas to bring that up on a date.

>>19033784
Are you looking forward to the trip? What do you think it'll be like?

>>19033816
Yes.

>>19033784
"So, here we are, at the end of all things, just the two of us. Before it's all gone, I'd just like to say...

I'm glad I met you."

>>19033839
Nice line but save it for the end of the show.

>>19033839
That's a great line, but we can say it later, too.

>>19033816
no. not yet. Later.

Ask her about how training goes with Vita.
Joke about her blowing countries up

>>19033862
>>19033863
Okay.

>>19033905
Yeah let's not talk about other women on her date.

>>19033816
Second. We know Erica isn't happy with it, Ursula may not like it, and we know Hina is understanding.

Talk about her day, and how her last afternoon with Max went.

>>19033784
Nanoha, can I stick my tongue in your butt before you go?

>>19033964
>>19033833
we ask about training and bring up the field assingment at every possible chance though.
my thinking it it would be better to find out now if she's got something to say about it than to sit on it for her whole period of field assignment.
start with "I want to apologize for the situation that's been thrown at you, with Perrine I mean."
and if she says she doesn't want to talk about we talk about something else.

>>19034022
Let's not.

Tongue in her mouth is fine. Nothing wrong with kissing our girlfriend, but you can't rush to the butt.

>>19034060
You can't rush to the butt, but I'm up for some fireworks before she leaves. Give her something to look forward to when she comes back.

>>19034114
>fireworks

We should create a lightly electric lip balm so that our make-outs are shockingly good.

>>19034150
Second

>>19033816
This

>>19033694
Are you going by the movie? Because the book has it as a five star restaurant, complete with chandeliers and a marble bar.

"So, Nano." You say as you look across the table into her eyes.
"How'd Max do today?" You chuckle, knowing full well what her answer would be.
"Crying again. He babies us too much." she answers with a grin.
"It's like he doesn't want us to go. But then Emps bust into the room, and gave him a bop on the head, saying -STOP BEING SUCH A PUSSY-"
"I guess I know how he feels," You tell her. "But there's no stopping it right?"
"Ahuh." She answers "Besides, it's gonna be fun being in the field."
"Indeed." you tell her as you reach across the table for her hand.

The waiter arrives, and surprisingly, he was human.
"Good evening. My name is Arthur, and I'll be your waiter for tonight. May I take your orders?"

'Crap. We didnt look through the menus.' you think as he stands there, notepad in hand.

[ ]what's today's special?
[ ]give us a second please.

>>19034255
[X]what's today's special?

>>19034255
[x]give us a second please

>>19034255
Damn, older Nahona is a looker.

>give us a second

You never know what the special of an intergalactic, time-travel accessible restaurant is.

>>19034255
When she gets back, we're going to have to bring her to Milliway's sister restaurant, The Big Bang Burger, because she's going to be big and banged, and I'd like a burger.

>>19034255
[x]What's the special?

>>19034389
That's a horrible line.

And after so long, her lesbian side will have bloomed, and she'll have been years without any kind of contact, so she's gonna be ready for it.

Just bring our whole family together and get to it. She'll be the last one awake I bet. Though the struggle between her and Erica will be epic.

>>19034255
[x]Give us a second

>>19034443
That's why we have to get her now, so she always wants our swag. Otherwise we'll have to kill some whores to get her back.

>>19034319
And has STONKING. HUGE. TITS.

Compensates for all our other... rather flat girlfriends on her own.

>>19034443
Make sure she has pictures from the family night
>fireman costume
Then were set. Get her masturbating furiously for 1-4 years and that should do the trick.

>>19034507
SOMETHING WRONG WITH BEING FLAT?!
RACIST.

>What's the special?

>>19034554
Perhaps "compensates" was the wrong word.

Would "She adds variety" be a better way of phrasing it?

>>19034554
There is nothing wrong with having small breasts. They are quite nice. However, Nanoha's large breasts are even nicer.

I mean. . . HONK HONK.

>>19034443
You know she isn't necessarily away for years yet

LG has said it is still tba for the time scale everyone just keeps repeating what some retard took as canon from his trolling early on

"What's today's special?" You ask your waiter as you throw a cursory glance at the menu.
"It's burgers and steaks... But I don't think you'd want that." The guy answers hesitantly.
"I'd like a burger." Nanoha says.
"A burger sounds fine. And maybe one of these Milkshakes." you tell your waiter.
"Do you.. err... want to meet the meat?" he asks.

[ ]sure
[ ]what?

>>19034648
[x] YES!

>>19034648
WE WILL EAT THE SHIT OUT OF THIS HAPPY-TO-BE-EATEN MEAT.

>>19034648
[X]what?

Always get more details when they ask you to meet your food.

>>19034648
What?

>>19034630
It was trolling, it was a hypothetical scenario. Still non-canon, but not trolling, either.

>>19034648
"I'd... love to?"

>>19034648
My gut says yes, but the Hayate in me makes me think he'd want to bring it home alive.

>>19034648
what

>>19034648
[x]absolutely

"So... How good are the chances of this not being a Soylent Green thing and the meat used is from Sentient and/or Sapient beings?"

>>19034680
Goddamnit. Wasn't trolling. It WASN'T trolling.

>>19034752
But it's a sapient being that was bred/engineered to be eaten. That is it's entire purpose in life.

And it would be cruel of us to deny said being it's purpose.

>>19034766
It WAS trolling.

"What?" you ask him.
"The cow. Do you want to meet the cow we'll be making your burgers from."
"Err..." you take a sideways look at Nanoha.
She shakes her head.
"No. We're fine. Thanks." you tell him.
"Okay then. So that would be two burgers and a Milkshake. Anything else?"
"Well order later once we have something else in mind." YOu tell him.
"Very well. I shall have your orders out in a few minutes." He says as he goes to ring up your meal in the kitchen.

Again you are left alone with Nanoha.
She looks at you across the table.
"Hey, Hayate. Will you miss me when I'm away?" she asks

>>19034856
No, it wasn't trolling. It was a possible answer to the shitstorm. LG has already said it isn't a definite thing, however, just one possibility.

>>19034881
Absolutely

>>19034881
Of course. I'll miss you most of all. I hope you come back exactly as you are.

>>19034856
There's a difference between trolling, and a hypothetical situation, chum. He never stated it was an actual thing that was happening, or necessarily would happen. In fact, he said the very opposite of that.

>>19034881
"Of course I will, Nanoha. I'm not sure what I'll do without my favorite cute WMD around."

>>19034881
Every single day. That's why tomorrow I'm planning on giving you enough hugs and kisses throughout the day to make up for the time I won't have with you. Just be sure to come back safe and sound, though I'm pretty more worried about any cities that you happen to be in, you can go overboard sometimes.

>>19034925
>I'm not sure what I'll do

"Your other four girlfriends, probably."

>>19034959
Managed to turn my head just in time. Wall is covered in iced tea, computer intact.

Of course I will, I don't want to miss a moment of time I could spend with you. I just know I can't actually do anything about it which is the worst thing

>>19034881
"Absolutely. I'm half considering a way to figure how I can go with you."

"Of course I will, Nanoha. I'm not sure what I'll do without my favorite cute WMD around." you tell her earnestly.
"Well.. there are the other girls.." she says.
"True. But they're not you. And all of you have your own place in my heart." you tell her.
"Thanks. I'll miss you too." she answers.
"About that... That baby." she says as she holds your hand, "How do you feel about all of that?"


WAT SAY?

>>19035074
Want one? We can go make one right now, with the end of the universe as our backdrop.

>>19034881
"Of course I will, Nanoha. But I know that we need to all go on field training, and I hope you have fun doing it."

>>19035074
I'm worried. I had horrible parents. I don't even know what I'm supposed to do.

Hopefully, though, with you and Mike and everyone else, it will okay.

>>19035042
fun thought on that topic. The Rozen maiden twins were said to have made it to the bureau without the aid of the stargate correct? And they are now working alongside Perrine and Hina?... It might be possible for us to travel dimensions without using the stargate, though I'm assuming the maijak to bring a full-sized human to a specific dimension with no kind of warp beacon would require energy or controll we do not posess

>>19035074
There must be some reason for it, but we don't know what it is yet. Until then I am going to take responsibility.

>>19035113
+1

>>19035074
"I'm not sure I have the words to describe it. A bit confused, a bit terrified, and bit happy, and gods know what else.
It's definitely a good thing, for certain. I just have no idea how to handle it yet. I'll do my best, but... well, you know my real parents weren't exactly shining role models."

>>19035074
"A little overwhelmed, I admit. I didn't quite expect this kind of responsibility so soon. But it's not an unwelcome one either.
"My main concern is that I will be able to do you girls, and the baby, justice."

>>19035074
Well, I do want kids of my own, I've always wanted to be a better parent than mine were. To give them the best life possible.

I was not expecting one so soon. I was planning on waiting until I was a full agent and had plenty of time to prepare, settle down and always be there for him. I'm going to love the kid and take care of him and be the best father I can, but on the inside I'm panicking as I worry if I'll be a good enough father.

What's your opinion on this situation, you're going to be rather intimately involved in raising him, he'll probably end up calling you Mama Nano.

>>19034989
Achievement Unlocked!

40 Anonscore - You're One Lucky Piece of Machinery

>>19035158
Perfect. I want this.

>>19035113
This is pretty good.

As are >>19035154 and >>19035158

>>19035074

I don't really know, to be honest. Having something like that dropped in your lap out of the blue when it shouldn't even be physically possible is a little jarring, to say the least. But I can't imagine doing this without having an incredibly important reason, so all I can do is trust my future judgment. How do you feel about it?

>>19035158
I'm also going for this.
I really want to know her opinion on the matter.

Also should we mention that there is impending rape coming for us in the near future, and that we love her?

>>19035224
>Also should we mention that there is impending rape coming for us in the near future
I don't follow.

Shit guys, i'm out. I just can't do this shit right now, clannad a.s. killed me inside.

>>19035264
Mio and Shirley

Maybe a good idea to not mention such things during a date though

>>19035154
>>19035158
Combine these somehow.

>>19035302
I just realized.

If Nanoha leaves, no new members can join the family until she gets back.

Mio and Shirley have been boxblocked by the White Devil!

>>19035264
>>19035302
But at some point before the party right?

Mio will not give up the chase, and we have the whole of monday to ourselves. No doubt she'll have caught wind of that, and that is when she will strike. I don't know if Shirley will attack simultaneously but the girls must know that we will hold out as long as we can.

>>19035302
Oh yeah. I has the dumb, I guess.

>>19035339
She might work something out with the other girls before she leaves.

"I'm worried. I had horrible parents. I don't even know what I'm supposed to do." you tell her, your hand around hers.
"Hopefully, though, with you and Mike and everyone else, it will okay. What do you think about this whole thing? I mean It's been thrust on you so abruptly. The kid will be a part of your life too, and I's sure it will end up calling you Mama as well."
"I..." she began.
"I think it's great. You will be a great daddy, and we will do our best to be good moms. I'm sure everything will work out fine." she assures you.
"Sure, this whole thing surprised me at first. But after how Erica explained it, I guess I'm okay with it. And Perrinne is a very nice lady. All quiet and refined."
"I'm glad you think and feel that way." you say with a smile.

A few minutes later, your meal arrives.
The large burgers with a side of fries and a pickle accompanied by the equally large milkshake to be shared between the two of you.

WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>19035339
Not necessarily, the girls just have to agree we said

>>19035340
In the morning would be best, maybe over breakfast

>>19035384
And if Nanoha's gone, she can't agree.

Begin dinner, ask Nanoha about her own home dimension and family.

>>19035374
Share the milkshake with her, give her small kisses whenever she doesn't expect them.

So speaking of new family members, have you and the girls worked out what I'm supposed to do when women fall prey to my charm while you're away?

Ask about her own family, home dimension and how she ended up at the Bureau at her age.

>>19035374
Eat some tasty hambahgah

>>19035427
She already told us about how she joined the Bureau, on our first date (I think). The same story as canon Nanoha, except maybe a few years later, and Yuuno was from the IDPKB instead of the TSAB.

I'm not sure whether she mentioned her family or not.

>>19035486
Come to think of it, her dad met her mom at around her age.

How old were they when they had their first kid, again? I've seen a chart with some horrible implications.

>>19035398
She can if they have worked something out or she talks about it beforehand

>>19035505
Nanoha's mom is actually her father's second wife, if I'm remembering Triangle Hearts correctly. Kyouya is Shirou Takamachi's son by his first wife, and Miyuki is Shirou's niece.

>>19035505
>>19035505

Chart Plz

"by the way, how DID Erica explain it?"

>>19035535
If we were allowed to know, we'd have been told.

She can't tell us. You know this and you should feel bad.

>>19035529
So the first kid was from the first marriage. Alright.

>Dinner.
The two of you sink your teeth into the huge juicy burgers.
They're the best, most delicious and most satisfying chunks of meat placed in between two pieces of bread that you have ever tasted.
It's as if you lived your life just to eat this burger.
That's how amazing it was.

Somewhere in the Diner, someone activates the jukebox.
"She packed my bags last night pre-flight
Zero hour nine a.m.
And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then
I miss the earth so much I miss my wife
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight"

You look at Nanoha, her eyes glowing with delight no doubt due to the unbelievable burger.
"Nano-chan. There's something I must confess..."
"Yes Hayate?"
"There... There might be some other girls that want to be with me." you tell her honestly, as you think of Mio.
"You did it again?" she asks
"I.. I think so."

**ROLLEM**

rolled 4 = 4

>>19035569
Befriended we shall be in 1.. 2.. and

rolled 68 = 68

>>19035569

DICE DON'T FAIL ME NOW.

rolled 55 = 55

>>19035569
I don't want to blindside you or anything like that, if you want me to wait until you come back I'm perfectly alright with that. Though they might be less happy about it.

I just thought it would be good to warn you beforehand and get your opinion on the subject.

Guess who's not rollan?
cause I don't want this to get fucked up.
so don't fuck it up.

rolled 44 = 44

>>19035569

Rolling for damage control.

rolled 84 = 84

>>19035569
"Though, at this point, it's more pattern recognition."

rolled 80 = 80

>>19035578
So close, yet so far.

rolled 27 = 27

>>19035578

Fucking hell...we're gonna get befriended so hard....

rolled 72 = 72

>>19035595
You wanted to roll a 3?

A 4 is bad enough.

rolled 7 = 7

the curse lives on

rolled 84 = 84

>>19035569
You know the scary one with the sword who drinks a lot.
She said she wants to have my child.
I told her that she would have to give up alcohol.
I saw her drinking cola earlier.

I'm scared. Luckily, I now have indestructible underwear.

rolled 100 = 100

>>19035602
Probably not. Four doesn't rhyme with "be".

>>19035616
Ok, we got this, stop rolling folks.

rolled 44 = 44

>>19035606

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKOUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!!

rolled 42 = 42

>>19035569

AND I THINK IT'LL BE A LONG, LONG TIME
TILL TOUCHDOWN BRINGS ME ROUND AGAIN TO FIND
I'M NOT THE MAN THEY THINK I AM AT HOME, OH NO NO NO.

I'M A ROCKETMAN

>>19035616
Take that, monogamy!

>>19035616
STOP FUCKING ROLLING!
You, sir, are a god among men.

>>19035616
>suddenly we get stuck with every girl ever
its like i`m playing tenchi...

>>19035616
And suddenly, Nahona is a bisexual lesbian-polygamist.

I'm totally okay with letting her sate her endless lusts on the our girls. As long as we get to watch.

Prediction: Nanoha is only gone for a few days in Bureau time, but years go by in the dimension she's going to, and she comes back grown up.

>>19035671

Not so much a prediction as the current running theory...

Watch LG troll with her coming back as an adult then later on LOL melmo candies

"Is it Miki? That blonde from Tuesday?"
"Er... No."
"The quiet one with the glasses and the cat? I think Yuki was her name."
"... No." sweat forms as she begins listing off girls she knows that are interested in you.
"It's... It's not Keima is it?"
"What? He's a guy."
"Well... That can be fixed." she laughs.
"So who is it?" she finally asks
"It's Mio. That woman with the eyepatch and the katana." you tell her.
"Ah her. The funny one. I like her." she says.
"Yes her. She.. She seems to genuinely want to have a child with me, she's been pushier lately."
"Well... If she wants in, I'm okay with that. And if anybody else needs to be voted on while I'm away, I've already talked to Ursula about this, Ursula's vote shall be counted as mine as well." she says with a smile.

WAT SAY/DO?

>>19035688
>this

The butthurt would be so massive from both sides

>>19035703
"I can't believe how well this is organized."
Lean over and kiss her. "Does my lady have any special requests for tonight?"

She's going to befriend the shit out of the new girls.

>>19035619
That's not Lookout, that's a faggot trying to use the name to roll poorly, dude. The real Lookout's using a trip now, because of faggots like him.

>>19035719
seconded.

>>19035703

Thank you. I'm sorry if it's difficult, being with me, thanks to this...ability to attract girls. I don't mean to. But the fact that you're always so willing to accept everything...thank you, Nanoha. I love you.

>>19035703
Nanoha confirmed for best girlfriend

>>19035719
>>19035736
Totes.

>>19035719
It requires an efficient system to deal with a resident swagularity.

>>19035671

Or the time dilation is the other way around and we never see her again. Because years for us is only days to her.

>>19035703
Kiss her full on the lips, you and the rest are the best girlfriends a guy could ever ask for. I love you.

You have all of this so organized and you have no idea how much I appreciate that. Don't worry about the kid thing from Mio, I'm planning on delaying that, 1 kid while I'm still in training is plenty.

So is there anything I can do for you tonight, we still have some time before the big event.

>>19035759
Nah, the Bureau has theirs set to go ultra slow. It makes it easier for them to get reports from their agents that way. Rather than waiting six weeks, they wait a few hours.

>>19035759
>implying we arn`t immortal later on
>laughingwhores.jaypeg

>>19035774
I think LG described it as the Bureau can take as long or as short a time as it wants. It doesn't matter if they're away for a week, a month, or a year, the Bureau can pull them back in a half hour if they really need to. They probably keep this close to synched up for the sanity of their agents.

Still haven't asked her about her family.

It's bad form not to learn about the lady.

>>19035703
Lost it at Keima

>reach over the table and kiss her.

>>19035703
>that can be fixed
in b4 castration.

>>19035703
>begins listing off the girls...

'this... this guy is really popular, isn't he...'

>>19035892
Nah, gender transformation potion.

>>19035893
You're new here aren't you.

>>19035920
But only when he wants to.

"thank you. You and the girls are the best girlfriends ever." you say as you reach over to give her a real quick kiss.

Dinner proceeds swimmingly, with more lighthearted conversation being shared between the two of you.

The night rolled on...

"Ladies and Gentlemen." an amplified voice says through the diner.
"If you would all kindly look out the windows, we shall present tonight's main event, THE END OF THE UNIVERSE."

You and Nanoha look outside.
The asteroid field seems to be moving, the stars seem to be drifting.
Everything appears to be converging into one point in the distance.
Faster and faster they flew across the window, more and more stars zooming into the horizon.
A loud crunching sound is heard.
A flash of purple light.
A soft wet squelch.
And then there was nothing.

No stars, no planets, no asteroids.
All that was left was the diner, the rock it was built on and the patrons inside.

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>>19035935
That was Nahona's thoughts.

Would it be crass to keep a sign-up sheet for girls who want in? The family would be an entry board and they could levy tests or fees.

Like Ninja Warrior crossed with Who Wants to be a Millionaire?

Who Wants to Join the Family?

>>19036015
"Where's the kaboom?"

"There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!"

>>19036015
"That... was not what I was expecting."

>>19036015
Wow. Such. . . destruction.

It's nearly as beautiful as you, Nanoha.

>>19036045
Let's not go BBEG, shall we?

That's the sort of thing you'd expect from a person who builds a monument to destruction.

>>19036045
That line is horrendously cheesy. Then again, Nanoha is 13, so it'd probably work.

>>19036045
Eh, but it wasn't really explosions.

"... I thought there was going to be more of a bang." you say to your date.
"..Same. That was... A little underwhelming." she answers.
Your waiter arrives and asks
"is anything the matter?"
"Well.. That whole end of the Universe thing... Why wasnt there a huge explosion?" you ask him.
Nanoha nods in assertment.
"Ah yes. Well for that you need to go check out our sister establishment, BIG BANG BURGER. It's at the other end of the universe." he tells you.
"Ah... That explains it I guess."
"So is there anything else I could do for the two of you this evening?" he asks

[ ]No, we're good. [ends dinner]
[ ]Sure ______________

>>19036015
We were gonna get gravity pull end, or cold void end. Gravity was the flashier option at least.

>>19036110
[x]We're good

Let's go get ice cream somewhere else.

>>19036110
[x]No, we're good

guess we'll go make explosions elsewhere. I'm sure the bureau has a firing range or something.

>>19036110
We seem to have lost our towels during the event, do you happen to have spares?

Then hand it to Nanoha and tell her to always keep it with her, never lose it, because a towel is the most important thing for a hitchhiker to have.

>>19036110
Do you have any pies? I'd like to bring one home.

>>19036110
Sure, some dessert would he nice

Maybe a parfait

>>19036110
I don't suppose they sell souvenirs, do they?

We could get a little rock or gem or something, set it in a piece of jewelry and have it read "Until the end of time, I will love you."

We should probably get one for all the girls.

>>19036128
Or we could make explosions with her at our house, and then in bed

[x]No, we're good.

Give Nanoha a suggestive look: "Guess we'll just have to make our own fireworks."

Proceed to teach her how to make Molotov. Seriously, it would be the best parting gift ever, and I feel like with her love of explosions she could make some to rival our own. Plus it gives her something useful that wouldn't be too out of place in a semi-medieval setting, and will also remind her of us.

>>19036157
>teach her how to make Molotov

Honestly, that sounds more dangerous than trying to put our tongue in her butt.

>>19036157
I like it.

>>19036157
Well I think dessert would be good but the molotov plan would be great

>>19036168

eh, her access would be limited by her access to alcohol, and she's currently 13. Also, I'm prone to making irresponsible decisions, and she'll be somebody else's problem for an indeterminate amount of time. Let the girl have some fun.

>>19036168
Nah, it's not near as powerful as her actual attack spells. It's a nice touch more than anything.

>>19036179
While irresponsible, I like it too. I suggested it a couple threads ago, but it was ignored.

Anyways, it could save her life in a tough spot.

> souvenirs
"You don't happen to sell any souvenirs here do you?" you ask him.
"Well, we have shirts, towels and keychains and the latest copies of the guide." He takes out a flyer showing their wares.
There were shirts with the Diner's logo, or the number 42, towels with DONT PANIC printed on them, and a number of other things.

"Guide? What guide?" Nanoha asks
"The hitchhiker's guide to the Metaverse of course" He answers matter-of-factly.
Nanoha whispers something
".. I'd like a shirt." she says cutely.
"Which one?"
"The one with their logo." she tells you.
You turn to the waiter.
"Okay, we'll take one of those black Milliways shirts"
"And for you?" he asks

>>19036147
Oh god that was cheezy.
I think i just died a little inside.

She can already blow stuff up pretty good herself. Doubt she needs potions to do that.

Although she did love the grenades.

Maybe we could make some kind of pocket plane with two access points, one for her and one for us, and we just keep it topped off with molotov.

Then whenever she needs to burn something bad, she opens up her end and soaks the target in it.

>>19036219
Glad to kill you bit by bit, LG.

Think of it as payback for all the tears you've extracted.

>>19036219
A towel.
No wait. A copy of the guide.

>>19036219
A copy of the Guide could be useful.

>>19036219
"How about a Guide, then?"

>>19036219
Two copies of the Hitchhikers guide. Might come in handy. Teaching Nanoha Molotov and Healing Blue would be good.

>>19036223
The point is only partially the skill. It will also be a bonding experience.

>>19036219
Shirt for Nanoha, a towel for us (always useful), and 2 copies of the Guide.

>>19036219
one Guide, s'ils vous plait

>see 'teach her to make Molotov'
>fuck yes that is good advice
>realise they're talking about the majaikal potion, not actual Molotovs
Guuuuys. If she has majaik, she has Starlight Breaker.
We should totally teach her how to make a REAL Molotov.

>>19036307
But they're not really explosive. They're more... fire-bomb-y.

>>19036307
>>19036324
And really, it's not about teaching her something particularly useful, it's more about teaching her a neat "trick."

>>19036307

That's easy, just shove a rag into a bottle of liquor, light, and throw. Teaching her how to make potion Molotov is a fun bonding thing that will not only teach her a useful little trick that could come in handy while she's afield, but also pretty much ensures that her last night with us will be a good one. It's a great idea.

>>19036346
a trick that doesn't involve our tongue in her butt.

"One of those towels please. And two copies of the guide, one for each of us." you tell him.
"Okay then." He says as he gets the things you want from behind the bar.

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After paying for your souvenirs, and tipping your waiter handsomely, you and Nanoha head out to the parking lot where the Taxi was waiting.

A quick trip through empty space, and one of those weird jumps later, you are once again back at the park.

----------------------
The time is around half past ten.

WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>19036359
fireworks at home?

>>19036356
Quite.

>>19036359
Get some ice cream, find an out of the way spot, and teach Nanoha how to Molotov potion.

>>19036381
I agree with this one.

>>19036381
Seconding this.

>>19036359
Go to lake. Get out a bunch of Molotovs. Timestop. Array in the air in a loveheart pattern. Unstop and detonate.

>>19036359
Take her to the lake and show her how to make molotov. Do it in the cheesy romantic way where you are behind them and guide their hands.

would be awesome if we disco.

also when are we giving her that doreamon bag with gifts in it?

sure is quiet in here tonight.

>>19036484

the day when we say "see you later"

i hate goodbyes...

>>19036484
No sooner than Sunday evening, as we still need to fill it with potions. No later than when she leaves Monday.

"Hey Nano, You know that explosive potion I use?" you ask her.
"yeah. Why?"
"How would you like to learn to make it?"
"Can I?"
"Sure. It's simple enough." you say as you lead her across the park towards the lake.

Once there, you have Kraus materialize a work table and everything you'll need to prepare Molotov.
After a demonstration, and a quick explanation, you let her try her hand at it.
"I need a memory of an explosive emotion?" she asks
"Yes. Something like winning a race or jumping out of a plane. Something that evokes an explosion of energy." you answer from behind her.
"... I see." she says before she suddenly turns around to face you.
"Yes NanohaMPGH?!" you say before she locks lips with you.

Like a thousand bombs went off in your head, her kiss blew you away.
Minutes later, and you pull away from each other.
"Yes... I think that will be a good memory to use." she smiles at you before turning back to the table.

A moment later and she's done.
You test a drop of it by throwing it onto the sand a few meters away.
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>>19036488
I guess we've just run out of things to argue about for the moment.

So how about that local sportsball team?

>>19036575
We may have to adjust Molotov memories.

>>19036580
you mean the Jailblazers?
or your Seachickens?

>>19036575
I think there's going to be a decently sized mushroom cloud.

>>19036575

i think we need all the shield we can put up with this one...

>>19036607
Oh come on, she may be Nanoha, but she's just thir-

>>19036606
Sure, one of them. Or perhaps the Blunderbirds?

>>19036655
She is Nanoha, patron goddess of explosions, making an explosion based on explosive memories, after she just kissed us, and we're made out of swag and kissing. It'll be really fucking big.

>>19036666
>>19036658
Way to ruin the text being interrupted by explosion guys.

>>19036684
You're welcome.

>>19036666
Hell, she kissed Hayate so hard I got a boner. That's gotta count for something.

*BOOM!*
The large yield from such a small amount caught you off-guard, and the two of you are blown away.
You grab her as you fall, intending to use your body to protect her from impact.

Your back hits the soft sand with a gentle thud, her small frame on top of you.
She's laughing, beautifully.

"Wow." she says as she catches her breath "That was amazing."
"Indeed." you answer as your eyes lock.
She moves her face down towards yours.
You move your head up to meet hers.
---------------------------------------------------------------

Later, after filling in the crater created by the huge molotov explosion and other stuff, you sit dow on the sand next to Nanoha.

"Hey. Did you have fun tonight?" you ask her.
"Yes. Yes, I did." she answers.
"Great. Let's do this again when you get back from the field."
"Y-yeah.." her words falter, the hand in yours begins to shake. She begins to tear up.
"I.. I'm going to miss you so, so much." she tells you as she gives you a hug.

WAT SAY/DO?

>>19036762
Return the hug, kiss her softly, "I'll miss you too. Remember, I'll always love you."

>>19036762
I'll miss you too. I want you to remember, no matter how far away you are, no matter how long you're gone, you have a loving home waiting for you. There was a time that I didn't have that and I want you to understand that it is the most precious thing in the world.

I'll love you until the end of time. Hug her close and give her a kiss.

>>19036762
that picture is kinda scary.
"I know. I love you. We'll be back together before you know it."

>>19036787
And wipe away the tears.

>>19036575
Have all our girls been taking potato fuhrer lessons?

>>19036819
Man, it was fine and silly till the fourth panel.

In unrelated news, I'm out. Need sleeps.

>>19036762
Hug her and see if we ever explained all the tricks we put in her locket, if not now is the time to do so

Then tell her we will always be there for her and we will be waiting for her so we can do this as soon as she gets back from field training and kiss her

>>19036762
Call Mike, ask him if he got the package thing sorted out.
Tell Nano what we don't want her to be sad, that she should have fun with her field training, and that if she ever feels lonely she has two good friends with her to keep her company.
She's a strong girl. She doesn't need us around all the time to make her happy; but so long as she wants us, we will be.
>>19036819
>>19036834
Ferret has a nosebleed you derps.

So i guess we have a new memory for our molotov potions as well now

I think we need to work on our alchemy some more, we have neglected it lately and there are so many things we can do for the girls with it once we get better at it

>>19036861
that's what i was hoping, but having recently watched game of thrones i'm more inclined to fear that the creature just took a chunk out of her chest.

>>19036911
>Game of Thrones
Deliberately avoiding anything to do with that. Nothing but bad medieval misogynist fapfiction. Do NOT understand why it is socially accepted, let alone popular.

>>19036940
For exactly the reason you just stated

It is the holy grail of grimderp, fantasy and fetish fuel that the whole world can enjoy

You return her hug. Placing a reassuring arm around her.
"I'll miss you too. I want you to remember, no matter how far away you are, no matter how long you're gone, you have a loving home waiting for you. There was a time that I didn't have that and I want you to understand that it is the most precious thing in the world. "
"Thank you Hayate.." she says
"You should have fun in the field. It's a chance to meet new people, new experiences. I'm sure you'll be back here with us in no time."
She smiles and answers, "Yeah, I'll do that."
"Atta girl. I'll try and write to you or even mentillate if I could figure out how to do it across Dimensions."
"Thank you Hayate..." she says as she closes her eyes and turns her face up to you.
You know she was waiting for it, and you know never to disappoint.
You bent your head down and kissed her.

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>>19036980
And then Fate pops out
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY NANOHAAAAAA!!!!!"

>>19036980
And now we put our tongue in her butt?

You are Ursula Hartmann, A witch in R&D.
And you are now clearing out that laboratory.

The glass had to go.
So did the tacky tesla coils.
Fucking crazy bastard.

>>19036997
Plz go die

>>19037010
>tesla coils
>tacky
LIIIIIIIIIES

>>19037010
But but what's wrong with tesla coils?
Wait, wrong question.
Where is the real Ursula Hartmann, that is clearly an impostor. A bad one.

>>19037010
Ursula swearing?

I think science is afoot and not good science

>>19037008
I think we may have put things in several parts of her, tongues and butts being only some of the possibilities.

>>19037022
I think it's because she knew the real Tesla (or at least, her dimension's Tesla) and has bad memories of his Sharkplane.

>>19036997
And then we tag team her with Nanoha and she joins the family.

You are Sakamoto Mio, The Hero of Japan.
And you have made up your mind.

After some deliberation.
And after a lot of thought.
You have come up with a plan.

>>19037071
Perhaps the plan consists of talking to the rest of the family? You know the plan that actually will work.

>>19037071
dat Mio
All my hugs.

But why doesn't she just ask? Silly woman!

>>19037071
hold onto your butts

>>19037071

DUN DUN DUN

You are Naru.
Still you wait.

He came back in earlier, that man.
Still bidding you to sleep.
"For how much longer?" you asked

>>19037111
OH GOD
RIGHT IN THE FEELS

>>19037111
Dammit LG, don't you have any sportsmanship? Hunting for tears with Naru is like fishing for carp with dynamite!

>>19037111

Goddamnit. If we don't get on the Naru thing quick, I think Kraus is going to start throwing errors as Naru tries to force herself to run on his processor cycles.

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
日曜日の朝に

New thread at 2200 4chan time.

sounds like we're winding down.
I bid you gents a hearty good night, and good luck.
I'm taking some shore leave, so don't crash while I'm gone.

>>19037142
>On Sunday Morning
wut

Right, I say we go pic related on the Monday we have off, and go and talk to the Director about all that stuff. Maybe call her a murderer and stuff.

>>19037158
Sunday morning. The morning before our big party.

We bake those cookies for Nanoha, and run away from Mio.

>>19037142
Oh good. Now I can work on that essay I have due in eleven hours without distractions.

Who am I kidding, of course I'll find some other way to be distracted.

>>19037071
She's gonna start earnestly courting us isn't she?
Bring us flowers and candy, ask us out on dates?
Maybe even serenade us?

>manly sakamoto
>WHYBONER.jpg

>>19037186
I can see her going through a lot of trouble, composing a sonnet, looking gallant on a white horse, setting up a romantic evening, fending off muggers that she herself set up, planning for days to make the perfect date.

Then at the end when she asks us if we will be her wife, we just say sure, but you'll have to check in with the rest of the girls.

>>19037258
I think we've already told her that it's up to the girls whether she's in or out. And then she said that if she wanted us, she'd just take us.

That was before she wanted babies, though.

>>19037258
I think she wants us to ask her to be our husband.
And then, and only then, will she talk to the girls.

If she talks the the girls, I think she would feel like that would be equal to surrender.
She wants victory, at the very least over us.

>>19037258
>Miyafuji and Lucchini as muggers.
>adorable

>>19037272
It's a battle of endurance then. Our attempts not to get raped, and her stubborn desire to take us getting slowly worn down by sexual frustration and desire to join the Family.

>>19037302
>funny hats and fake 'staches
>adorable
>>19037304
>takes it out on Perrine
>adora- no wait that's pretty hot actually

Okay, Sunday morning stuff:
Morning jog.
Check snowberry bush.
Cook breakfast.
Bake Cookies.
Mix Potions (Healing Blue, Drago, Slider, Rebounder with note on how to use it defensively)
Start cooking for party, familiars help set up beach.

Goddamnit brain, what was the thing you thought of?

>>19040186
One of those beer drinking hats with healing potion instead of beer, and has the words "Trude Hat" on it?

>>19040308
Something like this, but with unbreakable sports bottles filled with Healing Blue on the sides?

>>19040355
Exactly, our ratio is 2:0 on getting the shit kicked out of us by trude when talking to her alone. This is a wise move for us.

>>19040390
>our ratio is 2:0 on getting the shit kicked out of us by trude when talking to her alone
No, we talked with her alone about Perrine, and she didn't overreact then.
Correct ratio would be 2:1.
I admit, still not very reassuring. But I think the hat is not very refined or elegant.

>>19040425
You mean when she slammed the I-beam into us?
Or when she broke our face when the pregnancy thing first came out?

>>19040390
"Miss Barkhorn, before this beating begins, please allow me to don the hat I made in case a situation like this came up again."

>>19040443
Neither of those.
When we talked with her in the morning during her morning jog to the town and back.

You've got a pretty damn selective memory.

>>19040455
Oh I remember now. Sorry the other two times she beat us into the ground distracted my memory.

That was when we asked to talk to her. When she's asked to "talk" to us, we zero for two on avoiding injury.

So obviously, we just can't talk to her alone. We need to always bring an escort when she asks to talk.

>>19040563
Goddamnit. That was supposed to point to >>19040455