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STRIKE WITCHES: ENEMY MINE planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)19:12 No.19029102

You are a P-61 Black Widow Pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you're squaring off with a Martian fighter-craft that's hot to trot. The range is closing rapidly, and soon you'll have to make the merge.

Your mighty 20mm cannons are silent, their ammo depleted. Only your four M2 Browning .50 cals remain, but with 560 rounds-per-gun their bins are nigh inexhaustible. You're pushing 40% fuel - perfect combat weight.

HOW WILL YOU MERGE?

>HEAD-ON, BITCH!
>Vertical separation for a vertical reversal!
>Horizontal separation for a hard yo-yo onto his tail!
>Other?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:12 No.19029109 >Other >Do a barrel roll!

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)19:13 No.19029120 >>19029102 YO-YO We need to get Ian a clear shot.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:13 No.19029121 >HEAD-ON, BITCH! This is the deadliest game of chicken ever

>>	Major Airlift 05/08/12(Tue)19:13 No.19029131 File: 1336518815.gif-(93 KB, 865x340, 1325197198390.gif) inb4 panzer

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)19:13 No.19029136 Yo-yo up in dis

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:13 No.19029140 >>19029102 Here comes the snow! >Yo-yo!

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:14 No.19029144 >Other Valsalva manoeuvre!

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:14 No.19029146 COME AT US, BRO >That feel when your hard-drive committed sudoku and you will have no images for today's quest

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/08/12(Tue)19:14 No.19029147 HEAD ON IS BEST ON

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:14 No.19029149 >Horizontal separation for a hard yo-yo onto his tail!

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)19:14 No.19029151 File: 1336518890.jpg-(18 KB, 437x364, 1322782086678.jpg) >>19029109 That's... actually... valid.

>>	krautfag 05/08/12(Tue)19:14 No.19029153 >yoyo

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:15 No.19029156 >>19029146 Oh thank fuck, people spamming reaction images is the only annoying part of this quest.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/08/12(Tue)19:15 No.19029157 Aerilon roll, let Sean take him down.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)19:16 No.19029177 >>19029109 Changing to this. Changing so hard to this.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:16 No.19029192 >>19029147 >Dat Famas

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:17 No.19029195 The 50s are front-mounted, right? >>19029151 BARREL ROLL IT IS, THEN!

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)19:17 No.19029198 >>19029109 Jesus, yes!

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)19:18 No.19029208 File: 1336519080.jpg-(4 KB, 126x105, Went full Retard.jpg) >>19029192 That's an AUG.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:19 No.19029220 >>19029208 >Thatsthejoke.jpg

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:19 No.19029224 Vertical because let's have some class.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:19 No.19029227 >>19029109 yes, YES

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)19:19 No.19029228 File: 1336519173.jpg-(58 KB, 500x400, 5459107581_3f7cc62050_z_large.jpg) >>19029192 OUT!

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:19 No.19029231 File: 1336519176.gif-(1.71 MB, 300x225, angry.gif) >>19029192

>>	Major Airlift 05/08/12(Tue)19:20 No.19029239 >>19029151 BARREL ROLL IT IS!

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/08/12(Tue)19:20 No.19029240 File: 1336519203.jpg-(565 KB, 1600x1200, 1312801037228.jpg) HEY KOTA READ THIS

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:22 No.19029270 >>19029231 >>19029228 >>19029208 ( ) <-- The joke X <--- You guys

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/08/12(Tue)19:22 No.19029277 >>19029231 >>19029228 >>19029208 Clearly, none of you have ever been to /k/

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:23 No.19029295 >>19029102 >op image at ups heard instructor for new recruits working on the ramp tell them specifically "not to use the equipment as a lightsaber"

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)19:23 No.19029296 >>19029277 Why would we visit that wretched hive of Tacticool and faggotry?

>>	EILA IS BEST WITCH DEAL WITH IT Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:24 No.19029313 File: 1336519488.jpg-(439 KB, 800x800, 1335919671298.jpg) >>19029109 Do this planefag, you know it to be true

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)19:25 No.19029329 File: 1336519536.jpg-(74 KB, 1024x640, Anon1.jpg) >>19029296 Ahem

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:25 No.19029332 >>19029295 Why do you think they're wearing helmets?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)19:26 No.19029343 >>19029329 Case in point.

>>	krautfag 05/08/12(Tue)19:27 No.19029349 >19029313 No trafficking of the adorable cossack

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 05/08/12(Tue)19:27 No.19029355 File: 1336519663.jpg-(44 KB, 500x625, demotivational-posters-disappo(...).jpg) >>19029296 Because if you ignore the tacticool COD Kiddies and mall ninjas, you can actually find some interesting stuff/info/help there, you no-guns.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/08/12(Tue)19:31 No.19029422 File: 1336519888.jpg-(495 KB, 990x2218, 1287372993334.jpg) >>19029296 They teach things sometimes. Like how to make cool things like this.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:33 No.19029465 >>19029102 Horizontal separation and yo-yo. And we need to give turret control to Ian who can make the shots count.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)19:34 No.19029481
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Ian says nothing, but you see the little "guns locked" light wink on your panel; indicating the .50 cal turret is locked into forward-firing position, slaved to your gunsight and trigger.

The Martian barrels in recklessly, intent on a head-on pitch. Martian minirockets outrange bullets spectacularly, at the cost of little point-blank performance, but even Martians have learned to respect the 1,000 yard reach of the Hispano. As you pass the 1,000 yard mark, hurtling towards each other at a good 650 MPH combined closing speed, the Martian... does nothing.

He's holding his fire for close in.

"This one's good," you hiss, and your left hand tightens on the throttles as you thumb the switch for War Emergency Power.

The turbosupercharged Double Wasps thunder triumphantly as water injection slams fresh power into smoking cylinders and through the Widow's frame, your fighter trembling with raw, feral energy. The Martian Fighter-Craft screams in, keeping his nose directly on you, completely unafraid of your cannon.

He can't *possibly* know.

As the range screams close, you attack the controls violently and heel the Widow into a vicious right-to-left barrel-roll, spiraling around the torrent of purple tracer fire erupting from the Martian's guns. Inverted, in the top of the roll, you nose down to complete it and keep going, leaving the maneuver in a sharp left-hand diving turn, yo-yoing into the turning bandit -

- you glance around frantically. He's gone vertical, and is looping in towards your tail.

>Loop after him!
>Extend in the horizontal (build horizontal separation.)
>Dive and zoom-climb!
>Other?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:34 No.19029482 File: 1336520075.png-(700 KB, 740x1100, f1f4eff1948d80d0b62fde75249098(...).png) >>19029343 You killed the thread, I bet you are a Minnafag too...

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:36 No.19029509 >Dive and zoom-climb! Oh god I'm not a pilot what am I doing!

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)19:37 No.19029525 >>19029481 Need to give Ian control of the guns. Let him deal with blowing the fucker out of the sky. Get some horizontal distance. >>19029482 I ship MCxP-61. Also, projection much?

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)19:37 No.19029527 >>19029481 Immelman, motherfucker

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)19:37 No.19029532
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>>19029422

Things I have learned on /k/:

1. The Glock, one of the finest polymer-frame handguns manufactured, EXPLODES LOLOLOL

2. The Sherman tank SUCKS LOLOLOL because it couldn't slug it out with tanks twice its weight.

3. The US Air Force should be using Extra 300s with open cockpits so the pilots can use 1911s, because maneuverability is the only thing that matters in a fighter.

4. The Mini-14, a rifle based on the M-14, which is in turn based on the M-1, (two of the most rugged battle rifles in history,) is a piece of shit, and Ruger, a company with a good reputation for quality, is also shit.

5. Aircraft carriers, which offer the most complete means of power projection ever devised short of ICBMs, are as good as dead because of:

5a. -a magical chink missile that isn't in service yet,
5b. -cavitating torpedoes, that cannot see out of their own cavitation bubble, much less steer,
5c. -the Sunburn, a Russkie missile the US Navy has had years to develop countermeasures for - and have.

6. Revolvers are delicate pieces of shit because their childishly simple pawl-and-ratchet mechanism rivals Swiss watches for fragile complexity.

7. Revolvers are delicate pieces of shit because their very simple pawl-and-ratchet mechanism rivals Swiss watches for fragile complexity.

8. The M-92F Beretta (weight, 970 grams) and M1911 (1,105g) are huge, heavy pieces of shit, but the the IMI Jericho 941 (1,000g) the CZ-75 (1,120g) and Browning Hi-Power (1,000g) are light and easy to carry.

9. The NATO 5.56mm/.223 is a magic fragmenting bullet that explodes on impact to create OVER 9,000 wound vectors, but the FN 5.7mm, the exact same bullet moving at slightly slower velocities, is shit.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:38 No.19029536 >>19029481 >Extend in the horizontal (build horizontal separation.) Let's give him some space and wait for him to make a mistake.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:38 No.19029550 >>19029481 Let's go build some horizontal separation, and let Ian take control.

>>	Writefag 05/08/12(Tue)19:39 No.19029552 >>Do a barrel roll. FOR XENU!

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:39 No.19029553 >>19029532 Your forgot that Denim can stop a .22 and 9mm never kills anyone in one shot

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:40 No.19029567 >>19029481 Build horizontal separation.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:40 No.19029571 >>19029532 We've gotten a little better. We don't hate glock anymore at least

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)19:40 No.19029576 >>19029527 You mean Immelman Turn as in the Split-S, or Immelman Turn as actually practiced by Immelman in The Great War? >fucking pilot terminology omg

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:40 No.19029582 >>19029532 DONT KNOCK IT MAN, THEY SOUND LIKE LEGIT THINGS. Also Dive and zoom climb as that sees by far the LEAST RISKY.

>>	Major Airlift 05/08/12(Tue)19:41 No.19029590 File: 1336520470.jpg-(90 KB, 456x412, 1334905051039.jpg) >>19029481 >Loop after him! idontknowhowtofly.jpg

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)19:41 No.19029591 >>19029532 Goddammit why is that listed twice

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)19:41 No.19029599 >>19029576 Geez, I wonder? Which one would work here and surprise the fuck out of the LGM?

>>	Major Airlift 05/08/12(Tue)19:41 No.19029600 >>19029591 For extra emphasis?

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/08/12(Tue)19:42 No.19029605 >>19029532 Hey you fucker, the panther was only 16 tons heavier then your ronson tank. Whats that? I can't hear you over your ammo cooking off and you catching on fire! It shares the same god damn hull as the LEE

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:42 No.19029617 >>19029582 At the top of the dive we'll be out of airspeed. Which means we'll be dead soon after.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/08/12(Tue)19:43 No.19029626 File: 1336520598.jpg-(53 KB, 1017x573, ARE YOU AN IMMELMAN.jpg) >>19029527 >>19029481

Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:45 No.19029668
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>>19029605
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>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)19:45 No.19029670 >>19029599 Touche~

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:49 No.19029731 File: 1336520940.jpg-(50 KB, 655x543, 1166288056637.jpg) >>19029532 >Vote Barrel Roll >Get an actual Barrel Roll I love you.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:49 No.19029746 >>19029668 http://www.mediafire.com/?dl5jo68valn5t Linkru to the whole folder, incase you missed old stuff

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)19:50 No.19029756 File: 1336521003.png-(530 KB, 800x498, 1300569733693.png) >>19029532 This is /k/. This is why I avoid it.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)19:50 No.19029771
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As your enemy demonstrates the incredible climbing ability of his lighter, swifter fighter, you demonstrate your incredible lack of fucks given by simply motoring a good quarter-mile away by the time he finishes fucking around in the sky and comes back down.

"Rolling out, chasing us," Sean informs you. The Widow might be big and heavy, but two extra pairs of eyes go a long way towards mitigating that.

"He's catching up fast!" Sean informs you.

Oh, is he?

>Try to sucker him into maneuvers and force an over-shoot.
>Split-S around and tangle with that mofo.
>Other?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:52 No.19029800 >>19029771 Split-S him. Also, that Lego P-61.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:52 No.19029801 >>19029771 Anything we do is a bad option as he's more maneuverable than us and able to climb faster. Dive low and skim.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)19:52 No.19029803 >>19029771 TANGLE WITH THAT MOTHERFUCKER. LET'S GIVE IAN A CHANCE TO FUCK HIM UP.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:52 No.19029810 >>19029771 If he's lighter and faster, he can out-maneuver us. He also outshoots us at range. See if we can't get close. Split-S and trust in gnome.

>>	Writefag 05/08/12(Tue)19:52 No.19029813 >Horizontal separation. I'm willing to bet our Widow is faster than him in a straight line. Get some separation and abuse the fuck out of this. BOOM AND ZOOM, BABY! BOOM AND ZOOOM!

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)19:53 No.19029823 >>19029771 Wait for him to close, chop the throttle, stick back. Bullets in his belly as he overshoots.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:53 No.19029826 >>19029771 >Spit-S

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:53 No.19029834 >>19029771 Other: give up control of the turret to Ian and lure the Martian into Ian's line of fire.

Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:53 No.19029836

>>19029532
>2. The Sherman tank SUCKS LOLOLOL because it couldn't slug it out with tanks twice its weight.

That always gets me from those tank master-race fags. It's like the only Sherman they ever bother to consider, is the original M4A2 75mm. 76mm variant? What's that? The Firefly? Lol can't do shit versus Tigers, man! Fucking Sherman Jumbo? Hurr Durr... never bounced a shell from a Panther...

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:53 No.19029838 File: 1336521236.gif-(1.78 MB, 542x360, emote_3IG1r.gif) >>19029605 >Oh, the Panther is only 16 tons heavier >Oh, Mike Tyson just has 50 pounds on me, I could box him. >Oh, .30-06 just has 40 grains of slug weight on 9x19mm M882

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:54 No.19029841 in b4 panzer

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:54 No.19029842 Split-S

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:54 No.19029846 >>19029771 He's faster, climbs better, and is more maneuverable. He has no issues with ammo, and he's coming straight for us. We have to do something, but for god's sake, don't try to make him over-shoot us; he'll just hang back.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:54 No.19029857 ...Where's Robin?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)19:55 No.19029864
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>>19029756

I'm a /k/ommando myself. There's an art and a science to /k/ - in the morning you troll and revel in the hilarity of the summerfags, and in the evenings you gather round to tell lies about guns you own and discuss military tech with similarly-almost-informed people.

There's a pretty strong /tg/-/k/ crossover base, in fact. Pic highly related, the finest moment ever produced by the best /tg/-/k/ cross-board denizen we've had.

>>	Starshadow 05/08/12(Tue)19:55 No.19029865 File: 1336521314.gif-(1.9 MB, 320x240, 1335722380004.gif) >Try to sucker him into maneuvers and force an over-shoot. We have ALL THE FLAPS, and also dive brakes IIRC. He seems to think he is hot shit. So let his agility work against him.

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)19:55 No.19029867 >>19029846 The idea is to wait till the last second.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/08/12(Tue)19:55 No.19029871 >>19029838 He said it was double the weight of it's opponents!

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:56 No.19029882 >>19029857 Thought she was saving Wendeline after she went down. She's busy, at least.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:56 No.19029885 >>19029865 A good pilot wouldn't let themselves overshoot, and this guy's got plenty of distance between us.

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)19:56 No.19029886 File: 1336521391.jpg-(33 KB, 646x501, 1329629337757.jpg) >>19029841

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)19:56 No.19029898 >>19029836 >Sherman Jumbo >he knows they existed LETS BE FRIENDS

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/08/12(Tue)19:57 No.19029918 File: 1336521477.jpg-(90 KB, 415x1426, bad feels.jpg) >>19029864 needs more dual wieldan p90s

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:58 No.19029923 >>19029867 This guys good. Too good to be caught in that trap. Our only defense is to be crazier than him.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:58 No.19029938 >>19029838 that image looked like it hurt, a lot

>>	Major Airlift 05/08/12(Tue)19:59 No.19029942 File: 1336521549.jpg-(58 KB, 467x700, tealc.jpg) >>19029918 Did someone call for Teal'c?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:59 No.19029943 >>19029923 Or crazy our way through the laws of physics and take him down before they recover. Can we explode his cockpit instruments from here?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:59 No.19029953 >>19029923 He's probably convinced we want to engage in a traditional dogfight. Why don't we just release the lock on the turret and let loose Ian on him while he keeps trying to turn after us.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)19:59 No.19029954 File: 1336521583.jpg-(15 KB, 320x266, 1325834717360.jpg) >>19029942

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/08/12(Tue)20:00 No.19029957 >>19029898 EZ8s are where it's at

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/08/12(Tue)20:00 No.19029960 >>19029864 So which board would you say is the one for casual pyrotechnics? Building fireworks and whatnot, doesn't entirely seem like the thing that would fall under /k/ as it isn't technically weaponry. But on the other hand, explosions.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:00 No.19029963 >>19029953 >He's probably convinced we want to engage in a traditional dogfight. >We broke off the fight instead of following him up

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:00 No.19029977 >>19029871 So what? You won over technical semantics because he wasn't being literal enough. That's a Lawyer tier victory if I ever saw one.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/08/12(Tue)20:00 No.19029978 File: 1336521655.jpg-(206 KB, 800x600, jesus christ how horrifying.jpg) >>19029957 shitty tank

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:01 No.19029993 >>19029960 It falls into the "Revolution/SHTF" scenario so it IS /k/ related

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/08/12(Tue)20:02 No.19030016 File: 1336521744.jpg-(44 KB, 508x372, 1335999800052.jpg) >>19029978 Next your going to tell me the lee was a good tank

Starshadow 05/08/12(Tue)20:02 No.19030024

>>19029898
>Sherman Jumbo
I used those while playing Men of War. That front armour is some serious shit. But it meant that shells would bounce up and destroy the cannon EVERY FUCKING TIME. Argh.

>Playing MoW vehicle only deathmatch multiplayer
>Sherman gets popped in the side armour by an AT shell fired through a house.
>Spawn in a Wolfhound cause I'm poor now
>Drive up to a tiger tank and fire a shell point blank into the side of its gun
>Main Gun Destroyed
>Problem, Panzer?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:04 No.19030042 >>19030016 for only the narrowest of windows. the Matilda, now that was a fine tank.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:04 No.19030044 File: 1336521854.gif-(1.87 MB, 640x360, NOPE.gif) >>19030016 jesus christ what the fuck is that?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)20:04 No.19030045
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>>19029771

"Six hundred yards!" Sean cries, and a few purple tracers float by to one side as the Martian probes, trying to spook you into futile maneuvers to bleed your speed and let him reel you in.

This one understands the psychology of the fight. Despite coming from a barren planet millions of miles away, despite being utterly Alien in all meanings of the world, he thinks like a fighter pilot. There will be no cute tricks or handy deceptions against this one.

Spinning your control yoke sharp-left, you roll your Widow inverted and with the Double Wasps screaming full-blast, you haul through an upside-down half-loop to re-engage the Martain.

IT'S FUCKING ON.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:04 No.19030051 File: 1336521883.jpg-(51 KB, 320x320, emote_1330467889098.jpg) >>19029993 I like this guy. Shit hits the fan? Time to be a pyro.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:05 No.19030058 >>19029898 Pretty sure most people who play World of tanks know of the Jumbo's existance on some level.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:05 No.19030062 >>19030016 But panzer, the LEE was a good tank

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:05 No.19030067 >>19030045 Well... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5oSTFlg4s0

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 05/08/12(Tue)20:06 No.19030087 >>19029993 I suppose it is. Well, until France invades, I'll stick with the fireworks.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)20:07 No.19030097 File: 1336522056.jpg-(43 KB, 327x464, hellyeahmofo's.jpg) >>19030045 WELCOME TO EARTH YOU SQUIDFACED FUCKER! IAN, SHOW HIM HOW WE GREET VISITORS HERE!

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:08 No.19030103 >>19030087 >france >invading >not seeking political asylum aggressively

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:08 No.19030121 File: 1336522137.jpg-(249 KB, 922x735, mosinnagantgirl.jpg) >>19030045 >>19030045 yell "welcome to URF" at him like will smith in independence day

Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:09 No.19030133

>>19030044
A shop.

The Lee was a pretty shitty design, but it was the epitome of 'multi main gun tanks' that actually made it off the drawing-board. And the Lee was shit. Even the fucking Russians hated the goddamned Lee, and they practically had orgasms over the fucking TRUCKS they received via Lend Lease. Granted those Ford trucks allowed them to effectively mechanize entire goddamn regiments of infantry... but still.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:10 No.19030145 >>19030103 give credit where credit is due, the french have had moments of badassery.

>>	Cookie 05/08/12(Tue)20:10 No.19030151 >>19029532 Eeyup, sure sounds like /k/.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)20:10 No.19030160
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"Popping high!" Ian calls as you pull through the split-s, so you keep pulling the yoke into your gut, turning your half-loop into a full one. Looking above you see the Martian fighter; looping down from his climb, trying to sock into your tail.

You simply loop after him, the new turbosupercharged engines clawing skyward with tremendous power. You know the Martian's realized something's awry when he starts hauling into a sharp left-handed turn after finishing his loop. You simply relax the curve of your own loop, diving under him a bit and pulling up in a gentle yo-yo.

He reverses hard, cutting across your nose despite your quick counter. You give him a brief burst of .50 cal, not scoring, but letting him know the game's changed.

MY TURN.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:11 No.19030168 >>19030103 >Hundreds of years of warfare between england and france >implying the recent years of peace is not meant to lull england into a false sense of security >CONSPIRACY

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:11 No.19030171 >>19030160 Aww, fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:11 No.19030174 >>19030058 I don't play WoT, and I know of the Jumbo. World of Tanks shouldn't be taken seriously for tank performance at all.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:12 No.19030197 >>19030160 Get em

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)20:12 No.19030208

>>19030133

The Lee was good for what it was - a stop-gap tank to hold the line till moar M4s could be delivered. And to be perfectly fair, the Lee could easily kick the ass of a Panzer III in a straight-up fight. Only the Mad Skills of the Afrika Corps saved them from a massacre.

By the time the Russians got it, it was two, three years out-of-date, and it'd been built as a temporary stop-gap to begin with. I wonder why we bothered sending 'em.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:13 No.19030213 File: 1336522390.jpg-(28 KB, 640x477, keikakumeansplan.jpg) >>19030168 >>19030160 pic related

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/08/12(Tue)20:13 No.19030229 File: 1336522434.png-(297 KB, 270x708, you've switched off the target(...).png) It is time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEEOcqbeclg

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/08/12(Tue)20:14 No.19030244 >>19030208 Cause we loved the Russians so much

>>	Writefag 05/08/12(Tue)20:14 No.19030247 >>19030208 Because we figured the more Russians died in shitty tanks against the Germans, the fewer we'd have to kill after the war?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)20:14 No.19030248 File: 1336522474.png-(198 KB, 480x304, spidergun1.png) >>19030160 Ian needs to be given the guns. GOD DAMMIT SNIPER GNOMES GOTTA SNIPE

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:15 No.19030273 >>19030208 We had promised we'd send them SOMETHING, but we still didn't like them (Dirty Commies and all). And we had a bunch of obsolete tanks lying around. It makes sense if you thimk about it.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:16 No.19030288 >>19030160 AND NOW THE GLOVE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT MR. MARTIAN!

Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:16 No.19030291
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>>19030045
>This one understands the psychology of the fight. Despite coming from a barren planet millions of miles away, despite being utterly Alien in all meanings of the world, he thinks like a fighter pilot. There will be no cute tricks or handy deceptions against this one.
So...this is the Martian Yellow 13?

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)20:16 No.19030297 >>19030248 >implying we can't shoot too Can't let the cold bastard have ALL the fun, can we?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)20:18 No.19030317 >>19030297 We had our 20mm's of fun. Time to stop showing the fuck off and KILL THAT SON OF A BITCH.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:18 No.19030334 File: 1336522731.jpg-(30 KB, 640x480, welcome_ta_urf.jpg) >>19030045 >filename

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:19 No.19030340 >>19029942 >>19029954 I love that show.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)20:19 No.19030342
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>>19030160

The Martian tries to switch back again, but you're ready for him as he flashes under your nose, headed the opposite way. You crush the trigger and the Brownings thunder above you, but the bandit flits through your gunsight like a wraith - you scored, but nothing serious. Instead of banking back to compete in the scissors, you keep on hauling into a right-hand turn, flipping the bird inverted and cutting under the circle in another split-S.

Electric fire races through your nerves and you snarl with dark satisfaction as you strain against three gravities of force to glance upwards through your canopy - your instincts sang true. Your foe disengaged from the Scissors like you did, in the opposite direction, rather then risk any more snap-shots up the ass.

You've effectively cut inside his turn radius, and in a second, you'll have a shot.

>Snap-shot, keep it moving?
>Try to latch on and saddle up?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:20 No.19030366 >>19030342 > rather then risk >then

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)20:20 No.19030382 >>19030342 Give Ian guns, let him make the snap shot. I know we're trying to show up Cupcakinski, but remember: Turret kills count for us as well...

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:21 No.19030383 >Snap-shot, keep it moving? We gotta keep the speed

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:21 No.19030386 >>19030342 >Snap-shot, keep it moving Yeah. We're in a Widow, not a Mustang.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:21 No.19030387 >>19030342 would we really be able to saddle up on the more nimble martian fighter?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:21 No.19030393 >>19030342 >Snap-shot, keep it moving? Keep him off balance.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:21 No.19030396 >>19030342 IAN, YOU HAVE CONTROL

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:22 No.19030407 Snap shot. You're not staying on the six of a lighter and more agile craft.

>>	Starshadow 05/08/12(Tue)20:22 No.19030410 Would latching on get us a better shot? If not, attack now.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:22 No.19030412 >>19030407 >>19030407 This

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)20:22 No.19030417 File: 1336522953.jpg-(125 KB, 1920x1080, 1329874177406.jpg) >>19030366 I'm editing for that in Wizard, but for a quest thread, written at the speed of derp? Oh. Oh, no.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:22 No.19030419 >>19030342 Snap shot, XCOM told me so.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:23 No.19030429 >>19030342 Snap-shot, keep moving.

>>	Writefag 05/08/12(Tue)20:23 No.19030450 >Snap-shot, keep it moving. This. Keep that energy high- he's more maneuverable than us in a slow fight (LGM doesn't stall.) so we've gotta keep it moving. GOTTA GO FAST.

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)20:24 No.19030453 >>19030342 Lag-Displacement roll. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:24 No.19030459 >>19030342 Keep it moving. In Veritable Genius we had a saying. Heck, it was our team emblem. Gotta go fast.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:24 No.19030460 File: 1336523059.jpg-(21 KB, 324x340, 124019669778.jpg) >>19030417 You...you don't write correctly the first time?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:25 No.19030491 >>19030410 It would, but it's iffy that we could stay on his tail. He lighter, faster, and more manverable than us.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:25 No.19030492 >>19030460 GO BACK TO WRITING FAPFICS KOTTERS

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:26 No.19030505 File: 1336523189.png-(234 KB, 473x488, 124019669778.png) >>19030492 >Trying to derail the thread

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)20:26 No.19030507 >>19030450 Sure they do. We stalled one out by accident when we were dicking around with Sanya on that night CAP

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:27 No.19030519 >>19030505 WE SAID GET BACK TO WRITING MOVE IT INCEST-FIC SLAVE

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:27 No.19030523 >>19030505 >trying to get around writing fapfics

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)20:27 No.19030531 File: 1336523273.jpg-(192 KB, 600x720, 1331768502912.jpg) >>19030519

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:28 No.19030533 >>19030505 >M-maybe if I change the subject I w-won't have to write anymore I'm onto you.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:28 No.19030534 File: 1336523285.jpg-(30 KB, 291x321, 1275785968069.jpg) >>19030519 >>19030523

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:28 No.19030536 File: 1336523291.png-(234 KB, 874x894, internetchaos.png) >>19030460 >>19030492 >>19030505 >>19030519 oh boy here we go

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/08/12(Tue)20:28 No.19030539 File: 1336523302.png-(49 KB, 570x630, bewm.png) >>19030417 so lazy

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)20:32 No.19030617 File: 1336523576.jpg-(82 KB, 360x270, 1327905712319.jpg) >>19030536 >>19030534

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)20:33 No.19030631
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You know this slippery little fuck won't be reeled in just yet, so you sweep your gunsight over him and give him a good burst, just missing by inches before sweeping up into the high yo-yo as you offset your circles. You go around one more time, your smoking tracers lancing past his tail-fins close enough to heat them up.

Actively fighting to shake you now, the Martian pilot pitches his lighter ship's nose to the cloudy East Anglian sky and climbs for all he's worth. You follow, the mighty Double Wasps hauling your heavy fighter after him with a will. You wait patiently, hoping he'll blow every ounce of smash on his climb and float at the top, inverted, before coming down again - a nice, stationary target. Unfortunately he turns his nose into a climbing turn, developing quickly into a barrel roll.

The big Widow grows heavy on the controls as you putter into the top of the roll, but even with the P-61s nimble low-speed handling, you can't quite get your gunsight in front of the bandits nose for a good deflection shot. The Martian enters the second roll, and despite your brand-new engines, you know you can't keep this up for long. He's slowly bleeding you of energy, and if you disengage, he'll pounce.

>HAIL-MARY PASS?
>Lets see you pounce on THIS exit, bitch.
>Other?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:34 No.19030642 >>19030631 >Lets see you pounce on THIS exit, bitch.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:34 No.19030645 >>19030631 HAIL MARY, FULL OF GRACE

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)20:35 No.19030648 >>19030631 HAIL-MARY, FULL OF GRACE, LET IAN HAVE THE GUNS AND BLOW THAT SON OF A BITCH TO SHREADS. AMEN.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:35 No.19030653 >HAIL-MARY PASS?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:35 No.19030657 >>19030631 >Lets see you pounce on THIS exit, bitch.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:35 No.19030662 >>19030631 >HAIL-MARY PASS Time to go long

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:35 No.19030665 Are we flying the black widow a variant or b variant?

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)20:36 No.19030670 File: 1336523768.jpg-(59 KB, 388x296, trollbro.jpg) >>19030460

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:36 No.19030676 >>19030648 >maybe if I keep suggesting it someone will listen Just sit in your fucking corner already goddamn.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:36 No.19030679 >>19030631 Fortune favors the bold. Go big or go home. It it's worth doing, it's worth doing well. What I'm trying to say is...Hail. Fucking. Mary. Let's do the impossible.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:37 No.19030694 >>19030631 HAIL MARY, IAN TAKES OVER THE GUNS.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:37 No.19030697 >>19030676 >Anon mistakes my post as samefagging with Arch-Magos You're really desperate, aren't you?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:37 No.19030700 >>19030665 Mishmash best-of-both-worlds variant. Nicer engines without the extra weight and useless shit.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)20:37 No.19030707

>>19030665

C engines, B weight. Because in MY world, America is mass-producing ShVAK cannons instead of those FUCKING Hispanos, the C-Corsair is produced in numbers, the Graf Spee didn't accidentally the fuel processor and in general shit that SHOULD have happened DID.

BECAUSE WHY NOT

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:38 No.19030712 >other Can we drop out of the loop, but turn around so that we're falling ass-first, letting us shoot him as we go down? Seems like the sort of thing a magic fighter pilot would do.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:38 No.19030718 >>19030631 >HAIL-MARY IAN, YOU'RE UP

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)20:38 No.19030720 File: 1336523905.jpg-(172 KB, 400x341, 1307765192270.jpg) >>19030676

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:38 No.19030723 >>19030697 No goofus, he's said some version of GIVE THE GUNS TO IAN MAKE IAN SHOOT HIM CAPSLOCK MEANS I AM SERIOUS about twenty times so far.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:38 No.19030729 >>19030631 >HAIL-MARY PASS? Robin likes football, maybe this will work.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:39 No.19030736 ive always been a good catholic. >hail mary

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:39 No.19030738 >>19030697 i think he meant the "ian take the guns (jesus take the wheel)" thing >>19030631 hail mary time

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)20:39 No.19030742 >>19030631 Low yo-yo, anyone? Make up that lost airspeed, then a High yo-yo onto his ass?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:39 No.19030746 >>19030707 You forgot Spruce Goose 4 years earlier and the Fitzgerald 15 years before it was built. You do some whacky shit.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)20:39 No.19030747 >>19030723 Well, we want to blow the fucker out of the sky, right? So let's let Ian work his magic. Quicker than us doing it.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:39 No.19030748 >>19030723 >not filtering Magos Do you even Quest?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:40 No.19030761 >>19030747 Aye. We fly, Ian shoots, Sean jams his plane.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:40 No.19030764 >>19030747 We've heard your position on the matter a dozen times. You can stop now.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:41 No.19030770 >>19030746 >Fitzgerald 15 years before it was built. This was its predecessor.

>>	Ericafag 05/08/12(Tue)20:41 No.19030773 File: 1336524076.jpg-(146 KB, 630x973, 1270708158678.jpg) Woot! First post in a SWQ thread! Want to express my appreciation to planefag!

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:41 No.19030781 >>19030773 Get out, before he takes your tears too.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:42 No.19030787 >>19030747 We want to come out on top in a duel between two aces. We didn't call for backup with Krupinski, we can deal with this ourselves too.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:42 No.19030788 >>19030773 Speaking of Erica, have we even seen her since she thanked us for saving Chris?

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)20:42 No.19030790 >>19030773 Run while you still can

Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:43 No.19030797

>>19030773
>Ericafag
Oh crap that's right I need to try that again since last time it kinda flopped.

I'm pretty sure there's more than one person with Erica at the top of their list. Again, that's absolute, undisputed top of your list. If that applies to you, please let me know.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)20:43 No.19030810 >>19030787 Remember, a kill Ian makes is a kill WE make. That's how it works. So we let him shoot it out of the sky, and then call Cupcakinski smalltime. Problem solved.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:44 No.19030823 File: 1336524256.png-(939 KB, 1551x1917, 7dce5b577a2e72603b2a649733c7ee(...).png) Let's get perfect.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:44 No.19030824 >>19030788 Yeah. She helped us get drunk Trude to her bed. Minor chat, and then nothing I can think of since then.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/08/12(Tue)20:44 No.19030827 File: 1336524260.jpg-(173 KB, 500x666, navy pilot.jpg) >>19030417 >>19030797 >>19030773 ms not appearing in this quest

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:45 No.19030832 File: 1336524316.jpg-(598 KB, 1024x1280, 7d0d293eff398e32ff3d0a243ed241(...).jpg) >>19030823 >You will never have a perfect french girl

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:45 No.19030836 >>19030824 I guess it makes sense since she's probably sleeping most of the time.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:45 No.19030840 >>19030810 That's pussy talk.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)20:45 No.19030841 File: 1336524332.jpg-(167 KB, 1440x810, 1336263788553.jpg) >>19030823

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:46 No.19030849 >>19030832 >Perrine will never be a perfect french girl, or even a good one

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/08/12(Tue)20:46 No.19030854 File: 1336524369.jpg-(57 KB, 429x453, YEY.jpg) >>19030832 OH REALLY

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:46 No.19030857 >>19030841 >nobody_likes_sakamoto.jpg

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:46 No.19030869 File: 1336524419.jpg-(168 KB, 480x849, 131043513518.jpg) >>19030854 Amelie can come too.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:47 No.19030873 File: 1336524428.jpg-(369 KB, 1416x2000, eventhefilename,perfectlyc(...).jpg) >bullying perrine

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:47 No.19030877 File: 1336524432.jpg-(91 KB, 500x700, 1336191071589.jpg) >Erica Sure, why not.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:47 No.19030884 File: 1336524467.jpg-(130 KB, 480x849, 131043520377.jpg) >>19030869

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)20:47 No.19030887 >>19030854 That is the only exception to the rule.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:48 No.19030893 File: 1336524501.jpg-(101 KB, 874x650, 0aa65e4798f79234b533ddc6d5bcb7(...).jpg) >>19030884

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:48 No.19030900 >>19030873 >Attitude: Perfectly bitch

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:49 No.19030902 >>19030841 The seating equivalent of the hoverhand. The seat next to Sakamoto is empty, but Perrine still can't nut up and sits at the next table over.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:49 No.19030910 File: 1336524560.jpg-(327 KB, 900x850, 71df0bed8cfd927e9d3d1d276530c5(...).jpg) >>19030893

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:49 No.19030913 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQAmvKMGUko this hasn't been posted yet?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/08/12(Tue)20:49 No.19030919 File: 1336524584.jpg-(1.27 MB, 1600x1035, exalted_the_video_game.jpg) >Twenty five years later...

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:50 No.19030930 File: 1336524603.jpg-(230 KB, 885x850, 2988e294b9addca59b285381a8b9f3(...).jpg) >>19030910

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:50 No.19030939 File: 1336524640.jpg-(494 KB, 734x900, 191686cf22bae3b66c7586ed0dacde(...).jpg) >>19030930

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:50 No.19030941 >>19030919 >pic title is not Sean-Riding-HellcowMkII I am disappoint

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:51 No.19030954 File: 1336524708.jpg-(50 KB, 350x496, 13104354702.jpg) >>19030939

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:52 No.19030956 >>19030939 >dat spine

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:52 No.19030964 File: 1336524744.jpg-(460 KB, 634x900, 131043554811.jpg) >>19030954

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)20:52 No.19030965 >>19030941 It's a unicorn. A HELLUNICORN.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)20:52 No.19030971
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You know what to do, how to disengage, how to slip away from this wily bastard.

But somewhere, deep down, you can't stomach it. Limping into base. Sharing the story of how you bravely ran from the lighter fighter, the better climber. Everybody pooh-poohing and patting your shoulder, it's okay, pilot, you've got a WIDOW. It's an maneuverable pig, doesn't everybody know that?

A mile away, Pappy is whipping the shit out of a wing-pair of Martians in another plane they said couldn't turn and couldn't fight. And now, it's your turn.

It's time to respect the fucking Widow.

Sliding over the top of the third loop, you simply keep your nose down, diving out of the rolling scissors. Your enemy, inverted above you, immediately pounces as you plummet from the sky, eye glued to the airspeed indicator -

- "FIRING!" Sean screams, but you already knew, *felt* the Martian caressing the trigger, savoring his victory, the yoke is already jerked back into your stomach so hard you bruise yourself through the padded leather flight jacket, tapping right rudder hard as you dare to duck the Martian's fire, purple tracers lancing through your left wingtip as the Widow hauls her nose skyward once more. Sean cries out wordlessly, letting you know the Martian is clinging through the maneuver, but he's about to get a surprise.

You're done rolling your Widow. It's time to roll HIM. Delaying as long as you dare, feeling the Martians cross-hairs creeping over your ship, you slam hard-left rudder and yank the left throttle lever back against the stop so hard it creaks.

Your P-61 spins in place like a dervish as you execute a flawless Immelman turn.

Orange and purple tracers cross in midair as you both open fire.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:53 No.19030977 File: 1336524785.jpg-(160 KB, 630x840, 131043618844.jpg) >>19030964

Inquisitorial Librarian 05/08/12(Tue)20:53 No.19030978
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>>19030877
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt Erika.
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein wird umschwärmt Erika
denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt: Erika.

In der Heimat wohnt ein blondes Mägdelein und das heißt: Erika.
Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein und mein Glück, Erika.
Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein und das heißt: Erika.

In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein und das heißt: Erika.
Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein schaut's mich an, Erika.
Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
"Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein und das heißt: Erika.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:53 No.19030982 Is it just me, or did the level of faggotry in this thread just increase?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:53 No.19030987 >>19030964 >>19030954 >>19030939 >>19030930 >>19030910 >>19030893 >>19030884 >>19030873 >>19030869 >>19030832 >>19030823 Knock off the dump

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:53 No.19030993 >>19030965 wait...WHEATLY!?! in the background!

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:53 No.19030996 File: 1336524838.jpg-(17 KB, 451x316, 1290712850064.jpg) >>19030971

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:54 No.19031012 File: 1336524891.jpg-(826 KB, 1024x1280, 1330062865776.jpg) >>19030987 Why? Need more room for your reaction images?

>>	Ericafag 05/08/12(Tue)20:54 No.19031015 File: 1336524899.jpg-(256 KB, 1280x1665, 49ij.jpg) Would it ruin my Ericafag status to say I think we are too hard on Perrine? She's only 15, we should cut her some slack.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:55 No.19031027 >>19031015 No, that would simply make you a normal human being.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)20:55 No.19031032

>>19030746
>Goose

Huges got his shit together faster. Crazy people seem to be a lot more successful then they should be in my stories, in general. Figured I may as well apply it equally.

>Fitzgerald

Incidentally, Gordon Lightfoot will be a power rocker and his song the "Edmund Fitzgerald" will be all about the massacre of the crew and the flight of the DoomShip as it descended upon London, only to be slain by LUNATIC HERO TRIO riding in on FIRE AND FUEL.

THIS IS NOW CANON

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:55 No.19031035 File: 1336524949.png-(50 KB, 323x295, 1329014190036.png) >>19030971

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)20:56 No.19031040 >>19031015 She's been trying to RAPE IAN. Even though we hate the bastard for giving our sister gifts, that shit doesn't fly.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/08/12(Tue)20:56 No.19031045 File: 1336524979.png-(463 KB, 968x630, Sanya sleeping with miyafuji.png) >>19030971 oh boy

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:56 No.19031047 File: 1336524988.jpg-(288 KB, 1272x1488, ba173c7ed9110f2bb0b6919a66cf13(...).jpg) >>19031012

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:56 No.19031051 >>19030971 Gonna need a drawfag on this one.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:56 No.19031053 >>19030971 >pic Is that pic actually real?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:56 No.19031055 File: 1336524996.jpg-(187 KB, 452x521, mybodyislady.jpg) >>19030971

Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/08/12(Tue)20:56 No.19031060
File: 1336525012.jpg-(340 KB, 1280x1024, stop_helping_me.jpg)

>>19031032
>Gordon Lightfoot will be a power rocker and his song the "Edmund Fitzgerald" will be all about the massacre of the crew and the flight of the DoomShip as it descended upon London, only to be slain by LUNATIC HERO TRIO riding in on FIRE AND FUEL.
I APPROVE

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:56 No.19031063 >>19030971 yessssss

Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:57 No.19031065

>>19031015
We are currently cutting her slack. We also toss Ian to her every now and then, just for kicks.

We need to do that again soon.
>>19030987
Keep doin' your thing, Perrine-bro. Disregard this guy. This is the most attention my /c/ folder has gotten in a year and I don't mind it one bit.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:57 No.19031078 >>19031053 Of course it is, don't be ridiculous. Why would someone photoshop such a ludicrous thing?

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)20:57 No.19031082 >>19030971 Fucking knew it. Bravo, sir. And you know your shit pretty good, too.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:58 No.19031088 File: 1336525084.jpg-(141 KB, 525x775, c9c1c0cbb4369ff2f040cf064f597a(...).jpg) >>19031065 Affirmative.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:58 No.19031100 File: 1336525124.jpg-(56 KB, 300x422, d3748f4b3a3bc652c6cbc49b034b7b(...).jpg) >>19031088

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:59 No.19031106 >>19031040 >implying he doesn't want it >implying she is forcing him to do anything >implying you have more than a cursory understanding of human interaction

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)20:59 No.19031110 File: 1336525167.jpg-(1.03 MB, 1024x1280, da88a00f3583bb57654707d8244c11(...).jpg) >>19031100 >Peace

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/08/12(Tue)20:59 No.19031118 File: 1336525184.jpg-(171 KB, 768x1024, hardworking french.jpg) I said do ya like the frenchan witches

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)20:59 No.19031123 File: 1336525197.jpg-(333 KB, 1500x1061, BRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT.jpg) >>19030971 Hello Alium scum. Meet my friend, Mr. 50 caliber Browning.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:00 No.19031127 File: 1336525203.jpg-(162 KB, 522x399, 1336282868970.jpg) >>19031032 Sounds about right. Carry on.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:00 No.19031133 File: 1336525221.jpg-(861 KB, 1200x847, a00c170a221b31e41f2a9d6b7c3dd4(...).jpg) >>19031110 >>19031118 Amelie is lovely

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:00 No.19031139 File: 1336525244.jpg-(197 KB, 341x800, ianandperrinesgranddaughter.jpg) Man, we keep throwing Ian to Perinne, and this is gonna happen.

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)21:00 No.19031140 >>19031123 Love that fucking pic, man.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:01 No.19031143 File: 1336525265.jpg-(196 KB, 630x828, 1334373786594.jpg) >>19031133 >You will never read Pirate Witches

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:01 No.19031154 >>19031133 Take this to /c/. Your making it impossible to find planefag's posts.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:01 No.19031155 File: 1336525310.jpg-(208 KB, 553x600, 1334203348801.jpg) >>19031143

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:01 No.19031157 >>19031139 >Marine Not even IAN would allow his granddaughter to do that

>>	Ericafag 05/08/12(Tue)21:02 No.19031160 File: 1336525325.jpg-(352 KB, 650x910, ace8ff145eab9b16db85198f3c8de4(...).jpg) Martian fighter pilot needs a .50 caliber enema. STAT.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)21:02 No.19031161 >>19031106 Uh, dude. He was blasting BEANBAG ROUNDS at her. He's been trying to hide as much as possible from her. What part of that implies him wanting her? At all?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:02 No.19031168 >>19031157 >Implying that Ian is around. Could be a bastard child.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:02 No.19031170 File: 1336525376.jpg-(98 KB, 420x600, 1333421895807.jpg) >>19031154 You're helpless if a few pictures have made it _impossible_ to find wall of text posts that have "planefag" in the name field.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:03 No.19031172 >>19031154 >ctrl+f >'planefag' or '!!0Z' >????

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:03 No.19031177 >>19031168 don't you dare summon it

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:03 No.19031179 >>19031161 How can you possibly be this thick?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:04 No.19031185 >>19031170 >A few Your're getting close to 20, faggot.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:04 No.19031196 >>19031143 Strike Witches 1622 Do it.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:04 No.19031197 >>19031161 The fact that he's told us off for the bullshit we've given her? The fact that he's using beanbags and not buckshot? The fact that since he's a marksman he could be hitting her with ease with every shot and wasn't?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:04 No.19031199 >>19031179 Dude's being tsundere. You know how it is in these Japanese animes.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:05 No.19031202 File: 1336525510.jpg-(256 KB, 700x910, 1332817107041.jpg) >>19031185 You're getting pretty mad, kid.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:05 No.19031204 >>19031185 see >>19031172 also, Ian's just being tsundere

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:06 No.19031214 File: 1336525567.png-(401 KB, 678x1000, 1332464330470.png) >>19031202

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:06 No.19031216 >>19031161 Jesus bro, you are completely beyond help

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>>19031154
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>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/08/12(Tue)21:06 No.19031222 File: 1336525593.jpg-(187 KB, 480x640, You mean it, you'll stop m(...).jpg) >>19031199 HE'S TURNED THE TROPE AROUND TSUNDERE MEN

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:06 No.19031224 File: 1336525602.jpg-(100 KB, 600x600, 1333083039717.jpg) >>19031214

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)21:06 No.19031226 >>19031202 Mad or no, you might try to spread it out a bit. People enjoy the pics more if you don't just dump an assload of them back to back to back. But, carry on as you see fit. I won't presume to tell you what you ought to do.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:07 No.19031229 >>19031202 >kid It's like I'm really on /k/!

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:07 No.19031231 >>19031202 On /tg/, it's considered rude to intrupt a quest with an image dump. This isn't /a/.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:07 No.19031232 for the love of god, people shut the fuck up and post songs, or argue about tanks and panzerhexen's sexuality, or frauline saman panzers or something

Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:07 No.19031233

>>19031161
He defended her when we started ripping into her at the bar, when we literally pushed them together.

He likes her enough to speak well about her and defend her honor (no, her OTHER honor!). It's just that he can't abide the touch of a woman for some reason. Wilma probably traumatized him.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:07 No.19031239 File: 1336525677.jpg-(38 KB, 550x800, 1332202352278.jpg) >>19031226 Either way they'll get the same pics in the same thread. >>19031229 >/k/ That's new >>19031231 >implying /a/ likes image dumps in 2012

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:08 No.19031240 >>19031232 But panzer is hardo gay, what is there to argue about?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:08 No.19031251 File: 1336525729.jpg-(75 KB, 600x600, 1330501242008.jpg) >>19031239

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)21:09 No.19031254 File: 1336525740.png-(82 KB, 627x620, wat.png) >>19031179 He is TERRIFIED OF HER. What part of threatening her with a shotgun do you not get?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:09 No.19031258 >>19031232 > frauline saman panzers oh god, that thread

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:09 No.19031259 File: 1336525751.gif-(498 KB, 262x200, 1330489426589.gif) >>19031196 16th and 17th century explorers as little girls. Christabel Columbus. Fernanda Magellan.

>>	Major Airlift 05/08/12(Tue)21:09 No.19031262 >>19031232 I'm fairly certain Panzer is tanksexual.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:09 No.19031264 >>19031239 kid is the insult of choice on /k/, it supplanted noguns after people realized that 95% of /k/ was noguns.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:09 No.19031272 >>19031177 >summon it Oh? Pray tell what "it" is.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:10 No.19031276 while we wait STAR FORTRESS 64 Katina http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnpJ6L834rE

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:10 No.19031278 >>19031259 And then Magellan gets the shit beat out of her.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:10 No.19031280 File: 1336525810.jpg-(303 KB, 800x1177, 131128642958.jpg) >>19031251 >>19031259 Fund it. >>19031264 I've seen it used across boards.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:10 No.19031285 >>19031254 Good lord I don't know if I should like feel bad for you or just shake my head.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:10 No.19031287 >>19031177 Haha, that pic.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:10 No.19031290 >>19031272 that half-breeds image or whatever. it's what i thought he was referencing

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:11 No.19031293 >>19031259 And they can meet Moe-ntezuma, leader of a brown skinned little girl tribe.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:11 No.19031296 File: 1336525875.jpg-(316 KB, 720x1028, 131043750338.jpg) >>19031280 Ending with horrific real Perrine.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:11 No.19031297 >>19031239 Unlike /a/, we don't have 500-600 post limits before autosage. SWQ threads already get bloated with posts as they are, so unnecessary inflating of the post count doesn't really help at all.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:11 No.19031298 >>19031139 But what about if their granddaughter wanted to fuck her grandparents over and go to the French Navy?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:11 No.19031300 We have an IRC for exactly this sort of off-topic stuff. Take all this there. #swq @ rizon

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:12 No.19031309 File: 1336525933.png-(261 KB, 770x641, sacrebloo.png) >>19031177 >>19031287 THE STARS HAVE ALIGNED. FROM THE ABYSS, I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:12 No.19031310 File: 1336525935.jpg-(2.76 MB, 3090x4379, 1329618356549.jpg) This thread has reached dangerous levels of Frenchyness. Here, have some superior Teutonic music and girls. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xjzEw7mPeo

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)21:12 No.19031316 File: 1336525947.jpg-(3 KB, 126x121, 130979365717920110725-22047-1l(...).jpg) >>19031197 >>19031199 >>19031204 >>19031222 >>19031233 How did I miss this. How. I am a motherfucking moron.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:12 No.19031317 >>19031297 You say that like these threads are ever in danger of falling off the board before we move to a new one. Even during the forced no-bumping we've had a few times, we hit 400-500 posts before planefag made a new one. That argument holds no water.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:12 No.19031319 >>19031297 Threads aren't exactly a limited resource and it is better than the shitfits and useless posts we usually get.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:12 No.19031323 >>19031296 ... Not sure if want.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/08/12(Tue)21:13 No.19031328 >>19031293 >>19031259 I don't think you know what you've unleashed

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:13 No.19031329 >>19031300 Imagedumps don't really work on IRC Also the IRC is for queers

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:13 No.19031333 >>19031310 ...I thought Trude had one breast there.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:13 No.19031337 >>19031300 >[20:13:22] <&Kota> Which one of you faggots thought advertising a tripfag circlejerk channel in the thread was a good idea?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:13 No.19031341 File: 1336526023.png-(272 KB, 703x648, Preggo 2 The Revenge.png) >>19031309 Ah, but do you have the newer version?

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)21:14 No.19031348 >>19031316 Because of your (mostly) irrational hatred of Perrine? (Not that I disagree)

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:14 No.19031351 >>19031316 Gonna go out on a limb here and chalk it up to autism

Ericafag 05/08/12(Tue)21:14 No.19031359
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>>19031254
He's not "terrified" of her. If he was he never would have sat with her on her birthday that time in the bar. He might be afraid of the perception that he's into an underage girl (even if he is), and doesn't want people to think badly of him. But he clearly likes her at least some, cause he stayed with her on her birthday when no one else (namely the other witches who know her better than us) would.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:15 No.19031361 >>19031310 Superior Teutonic music reporting for duty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7zGFZNinsk

Black Theorem !VIH3wcLbRk 05/08/12(Tue)21:16 No.19031374
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>>19029532

My responses to Things you have learned on /k/:

1. I have many issues with Glocks. That is not one of them.

2. Yes but we were putting three of the field for every one of theirs. Therefore, their arguement is invalid

3. OH GOD WAT?!?

4. Mini 14s have had accuracy issues for decades. Recently, ruger retooled the line and redid their barrels, correcting these issues.

5. This is what is known as an "Arms Race" They have been going on since commanders realized that putting their soldiers into the field with bronze weapons gives them and enormous tactical advantage over their neighbors with Flint spears.

6. Riiiiiiight...

7. RIIIIIIIIGHT...

8. It's a steel frame pistol. Learn how to deal. I will say that their accuracy seems to degrade sharply with Heavy use but they're beautiful out of the box.

9. BULLSHIT! The 5.56 round currently used by the military is a steel core penetrator designed to mushroom on contact with soft body armor. When the target is not wearing body armor, it tends to go right through the target and leave very little kinetic energy behind unless it strikes bone. These wounds are very difficult to treat but not immediately incapacitating.

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)21:16 No.19031383 >>19031361 >Not Das Boot Son I are disappoint

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:17 No.19031393 >>19031374 >taking it seriously

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:17 No.19031404 File: 1336526279.png-(26 KB, 539x172, Magos comes to terms with hims(...).png) >>19031316 Screencapped for future reference.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/08/12(Tue)21:18 No.19031406 File: 1336526284.jpg-(117 KB, 500x667, perfectly perr-SMOEK WEED ERRY(...).jpg) >>19031374 are you really that retarded please say no holy fuck

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)21:18 No.19031409 >>19031374 He's mocking them, mate.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:18 No.19031411 >>19031359 Tripfagging on 4chan is OK, sort of. Avatarfaging is not.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:18 No.19031413 >>19031374 u wot m8

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:19 No.19031422 >>19031374 >implying M885 and M193 don't fragment in soft tissue also >taking it seriously

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:20 No.19031434 Annnd we're autosaging. Good job everyone

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:20 No.19031439 >>19031374 Nigga, you just went full Arch-Magos. TL Note: 'full Arch-Magos' means 'full retarded'

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)21:20 No.19031440
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>>19030453
>lag displacement roll

I missed this, earlier. Just got back from a really quick dinner. Before I continue, I need to say this.

We are now fantastic friends. Are you on IRC? Get on IRC. Pretty please.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)21:21 No.19031451 >>19031404 Nice image name. Saved.

>>	Bob Johnson !EpnUW.GCZM 05/08/12(Tue)21:21 No.19031456 >>19031440 I was and shall be again in 40 minutes.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:21 No.19031458 >>19031434 40 posts late there sport.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:22 No.19031467 >>19031434 >Auto-sage It's past the bump limit, newfag.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:22 No.19031478 >>19031467 It's essentially the same thing, why get worked up over it?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:23 No.19031482 >Summer SWQ

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/08/12(Tue)21:23 No.19031489 >>19031439 I take a perverse sort of pride in that.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:24 No.19031504 >>19031478 >It's essentially the same thing sage doubles your posting cool-down. They're not the same thing.

Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:25 No.19031514

>>19031451
Well, I don't know if anyone will actually use it. Then again, I didn't think anybody would actually save that screencap I took with inb4 Panzer, Panzer, then inafter Panzer.

If it starts popping up you might need to start beating people to the punch with it. I'm still not expecting it to, but it's like summer rains. You can never predict them.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/08/12(Tue)21:25 No.19031518 File: 1336526739.jpg-(279 KB, 1000x643, why is mordor on my plane.jpg) >sage doubles your posting cool-down. just like you can't sage with a picture M I RITE

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:25 No.19031519 >>19031504 But "auto-sage" is a pretty acceptable way to say that the thread can't be bumped anymore. It's a small thing to call someone a newfag over, especially when the terminology is pretty widely used.

Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:26 No.19031528

>>19031519
>But "auto-sage" is a pretty acceptable way to say that the thread can't be bumped anymore.

Repeating your point does not constitute a counter point. Auto-sage is not what happens at all, even moot pointed that out. There is no such thing as auto-sage.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:27 No.19031535 >>19031514 I shall take it upon myself to steal the first post of the next quest day with that image, as it is on another hard drive. IM COMMING ATCHA PANZER

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:27 No.19031540 >>19031528 >There is no such thing as auto-sage. Then what do you call the thing the mods pull whenever they see this thread that prevents us from bumping it?

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:28 No.19031558 >>19031540 Well, given that posts simply aren't age'ing, probably something like "no age'ing." When mods disable bumping, you're still not auto-saging.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:29 No.19031564 >>19031540 Oh for the love of... We've started autosaging because we've hit the bump limit, the maximum posts allowed before it stops bumping. This isn't a mod's actions this time.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/08/12(Tue)21:29 No.19031565 >>19031540 According to three different mods I've spoken to, it's a tag they can apply to threads. They call it "permasage."

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:29 No.19031569 >>19031528 It's just a thing that people call it, I don't know why you're making such a big deal about it.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/08/12(Tue)21:29 No.19031573 File: 1336526964.jpg-(226 KB, 600x425, bestwitch..jpg) >>19031535 You gotta blitzkrieg faster then that mien frau. Speaking of faggots; TWQ thursday for the 3 people who read it and 18 people who hate my everliving guts

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:29 No.19031578 >>19031540 gay

>>	Writefag 05/08/12(Tue)21:30 No.19031591 >>19031573 You shouldn't be so hard on yourself, Panzer. I'm sure at least six people read it, and no more than a dozen people hate your everliving guts.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:30 No.19031593 OH FUCK OH FUCK http://www.blappeture.com/ EP3!

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:30 No.19031596 >>19031564 I realize this time is due to the bump limit, but we have had several instances of mods doing it to SWQ in the past

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)21:31 No.19031597 NOO THREAD >>19031586

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:31 No.19031598 >>19031573 I hope we get a seriously fly eyepatch.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:31 No.19031605 >>19031573 Well, I'll just see if I can make it on Thursday, then.

>>	Anonymous 05/08/12(Tue)21:32 No.19031615 File: 1336527123.jpg-(91 KB, 400x400, 12091679.jpg) >>19031573 Damnit. I'm gonna have to miss it cause I have to travel Thurs-Fri-Sat. Keep working at it, Panzer

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/08/12(Tue)21:35 No.19031681 >>19031374 I forgive him, because it can be hard to realize that /k/ ACTUALLY BELIEVES THAT SHIT. Until you've waded through that nightmare, you... you can't comprehend.

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