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    234 KB MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST: Body Count Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)22:03 No.18993499  
    WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.
    These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

    >ARCHIVES HERE
    >http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest
    -=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
    "Majaik use is allowed, but will be severely restrained. Your devices will inform you what abilities you will and will not be able to use. You cannot bring anything other than your devices, and your armor. No extra weapons or tools you happen to have on you. You will be working together with a small simulated band against hordes of invaders. You must hold them off and prevent them from breaching your position until back up arrives. It's all a simple manner of protecting the keep."

    he taps his sunglasses and the room dematerializes.
    -------------------------------------

    You find yourself standing on the parapet of a huge fortress, below you stood an ocean of troops ready to attack it.
    beside you are ranks of pointy-eared archers, and normal men.
    And below you, in the courtyard, was a small group of foot soldiers.

    "Men!" one of those below you yell, obviously the leader of this. "We must hold the line! Your wives, mothers and sisters are counting on you! We shall not let the forces of Sauron take Helm's Deep!"
    This is met by the courageous roar of the men around you.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/05/12(Sat)22:06 No.18993528
    Fuck yeah
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/05/12(Sat)22:08 No.18993550
    Goddamn 5th of may, taquila, beer, sangria, tacos etc.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:09 No.18993564
    >>18993499
    First things first:
    'Kraus, what abilities do you have available?'

    Also, in-character, do we recognize as the Siege of Helm's Deep?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:11 No.18993580
    >pointy eared archers
    So it's movie Helm's Deep. Has Hayate read LotR? If so, he would know to be on the look out for sappers.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:15 No.18993612
    Have Klaus conjure us some kind of armor that won't stand out too much in this setting.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:15 No.18993621
    >>18993499
    >>You opened the bag you got from the RCS the evening before. And in it you find a latex body suit. Flaps and zippers everywhere. #msq

    HOW IS THIS CONVENIENT
    CONVENIENT FOR WHOM
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:18 No.18993642
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    IT BEGINS

    Also, I started watching HnG because of you LG, I hope you are proud of yourself.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:19 No.18993648
    >>18993642
    I did too.
    [lolspoilers]And I love it.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/05/12(Sat)22:21 No.18993673
    >>18993642
    >>18993648
    HnG is the shit is it not?
    >> thinatrez 05/05/12(Sat)22:22 No.18993686
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    >>18993499
    My brithday is now complete. Thank you LG, thank you.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)22:30 No.18993774
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    First things first, you have Krau give you a run down of what abilities you have access to.
    "OKAY BUTTMONKEY. HERE'S WHAT YOU HAVE. YOU CAN STILL DO YOUR FUCKING SILVERWARE SHIT. BUT NOTHING ELSE. NO LASERS, NO BUNNYMODE, NO FLIGHT."
    'Damn. I'll be up to my neck then.' you think as you look around you.
    Children, some way younger than you stand in rank with the archers, hands shaking aas they held the bows.
    there were also old men, men too old to be on the battlefield.
    In their eyes, a grim determination.

    "You! The one in black!" the one that was giving the speech earlier calls out to you.
    "Come down here so we may have a look at you!"
    You jump down from the parapet onto the packed dirt below.
    "You must be the fighter promised to us. I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn. And you are?"

    WAT SAY/DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:34 No.18993806
    >>18993774
    "Haya, of the East. Where do you wish my sword, my captain?"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:34 No.18993815
    >>18993774

    Dammit I want to see Gai kick Urak-hai ass the way only a Kamen Rider can
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:34 No.18993820
    >>18993774
    Hayate, Steward of the House of Ayasaki.

    You have my silverware.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:35 No.18993823
    I am Hayate, and I hail from a distant land. I come to stand beside you and all the free peoples in the face of this darkness.
    >LG, are we alone in this simulation, or is more of the class with us?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:35 No.18993828
    >>18993774
    Is the smoke screen also gone?

    I am Hayate, of House Ayasaki. I have heard of your troubles and have traveled long to fight at your side. My silverware is yours to command.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:35 No.18993830
    >>18993820
    This, but change 'silverware' to 'Silver Sword.'
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:36 No.18993840
    >>18993823
    Seconding this.
    >> thinatrez 05/05/12(Sat)22:37 No.18993850
    >>18993774
    WE ARE SUSAN, YOU'RE NEW GOD.
    (Don't fix what ain't broken.)

    Then hand out the shiny cutlery, saying the blades and tridents are magically sharper and stronger than their old blades. True or not, this will give them some vigor for the fight to come.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:38 No.18993860
    >>18993850
    This is a bad idea and you should feel bad for suggesting it.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)22:39 No.18993869
    >>18993823
    Alone. Each member of the class has the same simulation.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:41 No.18993886
    >>18993850
    I don't know if we can actually do that. How long does our summoned cutlery stick around after we let go of it?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:41 No.18993888
    >>18993830
    I like this variation.

    >>18993869
    Has Hayate read the book by any chance?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:42 No.18993897
    >>18993869
    Asking again, have we read the book or seen the movie at all?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:42 No.18993907
    >>18993869
    Ones that will do well
    Hina, Gai, Shirou, Touma, Lime

    Ones that won't
    Erica, Sakura, Keima (?)
    >> thinatrez 05/05/12(Sat)22:43 No.18993916
    >>18993860
    Come on, you know you want to. It's almost our catch phrase.

    >>18993886
    That is a good question.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:43 No.18993924
    >>18993888
    >>18993897
    Very doubtful

    >>18993886
    As long as we want it to and we have the majaik to support it
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:44 No.18993925
    >>18993907
    Actually, Keima might do pretty well in a general position, ordering the men around.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)22:44 No.18993926
    >>18993897
    Nope on both accounts.
    WHy? IDK LOL
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:44 No.18993931
    >>18993916
    >It's almost our catch phrase.
    No it isn't. We've only ever used it two times.
    And it would count against us in this simulation.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:49 No.18993977
    >>18993926
    Too poor to buy the ticket or waste the time
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:49 No.18993982
    >>18993926
    We're checking it out of the Library after we finish our current books. Hayate needs to read them.

    Also, how much variation are we allowed with our summoned Silverwear. If we can vary it enough, we can essentially create a ceramic set of body armor for certain important people.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)22:56 No.18994047
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    "I am Hayate, steward of the house of Ayasaki. My sword is yours to command." you tell him with a slight bow.
    "Hayate, have you no weapons? No armor?" He asks upon seeing you barehanded and dressed only in your butler uniform.
    "I have my weapons right here." you tell him as you draw a silver sword, "And as for armor, I find mobility serves me better than protection."
    "I see. Are you proficient with a bow?"
    "I fear not as much as I would want, I can throw knives though...."

    As you speak, horns blare, shouts are heard.
    Across the wall, the roar of countless foes thunder across the plains.
    "THE WALLS! PROTECT THE WALLS!" Aragorn shouts orders as he leaps into action.

    WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLER?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:58 No.18994069
    >>18994047
    Get to the wall, start throwing as many knives as possible.
    Aim for any that look like they have explosives first.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:58 No.18994071
    >>18994047
    Go up to the walls and prepare to repel ladders.

    I doubt that the knives we have can penetrate Uruk-hai armor, or that we have the accuracy needed to hit them in their weak points.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)22:59 No.18994087
    get on that wall and start killing anything that moves
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:01 No.18994102
    >>18994047
    Jump down in front of the walls and protect them,

    We fight in melee against multiple gorillas with thousands of years of practice, a few thousand Uruk-Hai should be no problem.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:02 No.18994117
    >>18994047
    We heard the man, get to the goddamn walls and start breaking ladders.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:03 No.18994120
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    >>18994047
    Throw forks.
    The mass the tridents have should penetrate armor.
    OR, someone suggested this in the last thread, use the spoons as catapults. Start hurling rocks.
    >even the captcha agrees
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:04 No.18994140
    >>18994047

    Throw knives as long as possible, then switch to melee when necessary.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:06 No.18994145
    Get up top and try to keep the orcs from putting ladders up and throw large knives at any siege weapons.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:07 No.18994160
    >>18994047
    Deal with any ladders coming up, given that we don't really have any other majaik to use other than our weapon creation we should just use them to make spikes pointing downwards to that any climbers have to navigate a wall covered in knives and forks.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:09 No.18994168
    >Gimli's face when Legolas puts an arrow in the eye-slot of an orc helmet
    >Legolas' face when we do the same with a thrown knife

    Kill competition with Legolas?

    >Legolas' face when we never run out of knives
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:12 No.18994203
    No belt-sword, I presume.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:15 No.18994231
    >>18994203
    Nah we cant take acquired weapons in. However there will be plenty of swords laying around soon.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:18 No.18994261
    I totally think we should look to the east at the first light of the dawn of the fifth day. Who's with me?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:19 No.18994268
    >>18994047
    make fork tridents, throw thm into the stone walk way in from of the gates to stop the possibility of rams.

    then make it rain knives on any possible siege ladders or sappers.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 05/05/12(Sat)23:19 No.18994273
    >>18994231

    Agree 100%. Plenty of opportunities to scavenge additional weapons later.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:20 No.18994280
    >>18994273
    As if we actually needed them
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)23:21 No.18994299
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    You get back up onto the wall, knives at the ready.
    The archers are firing wave after wave of arrows, mowing down the enemy but the endless hordes keep on coming.

    You throw knives down, aiming for the ones carrying ladders.
    They bounce harmlessly off the things' armor.
    You switch to tridents.

    They're slower, since you can only throw one at a time, but the heavier weapons allow you to impale the enemy.

    Hundreds fall to arrows, thousands more take their place.
    To your right, a hammer is hooked onto the top of the wall, orcs quickly ascending it.

    **ROLL TO REPEL INVADERS**
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/05/12(Sat)23:22 No.18994312
    rolled 99 = 99

    >>18994299
    You shall not pass!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:23 No.18994316
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>18994299
    Repel boarders!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:23 No.18994317
    >>18994268
    >rain knives

    Unlimited Knives Works?

    Swag is my body, and PTSD is my blood
    I have lived through over a thousand reloads


    That's all I got.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:23 No.18994319
    >>18994312
    We're done here.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:23 No.18994323
    >>18994312
    Alright, that's it, we're done here. Everyone go home now.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:23 No.18994324
    >>18994312
    No, they shan't.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:23 No.18994326
    >>18994312
    Welp, we gandalf now.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:24 No.18994333
    >>18994312
    NOBODY ELSE ROLL!
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/05/12(Sat)23:24 No.18994336
    >>18994312
    Very nice.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:24 No.18994341
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>18994299
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:25 No.18994346
    STOP ROLLING YOU FOOLS
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:25 No.18994360
    >>18994312
    And thus Hayate HOLDS THE LINE
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:27 No.18994374
    Play an ode on our violin to lift moral
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/05/12(Sat)23:29 No.18994398
    It seems we are missing some people today.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 05/05/12(Sat)23:30 No.18994405
    >>18994312

    We're good. No more rolls needed. Lookout, don't you DARE....if you're here.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:31 No.18994421
    >>18994398
    It's because of Cinco de Mayo aka get drunk on tequila day
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/05/12(Sat)23:34 No.18994453
    >>18994421
    Yeah, that's what i figured, i had a bunch of neighbors over and we got drunk and ate tacos all day but now that things have winded down I've just been sipping on beer and hanging out
    >> Lookout 05/05/12(Sat)23:34 No.18994462
    rolled 39 = 39

    I'm not the real Lookout, just testing if his name is cursed or he's actually just that unlucky.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:36 No.18994472
    >>18994462
    It is.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:36 No.18994479
    rolled 81 = 81

    I don't always roll but when I do it's a nat 1.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:36 No.18994482
    >>18994462
    oh god people are just going to use Lookout's name instead of noko
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)23:37 No.18994483
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    You materialize a pair of swords, and get to the ladder.
    Around you the elves still bravely rained death on those below.

    You meet the first orc up with gusto.
    A quick slash with your knife ridding it of both hands, sending it plummeting below.
    More of the creatures are swarming up the ladder and others nearby.
    You grab it in your hands and push it with all your might, it unhitches and tumbles down, the climbers falling to their doom.

    More orcs find thier way ontop the parapet, forcing you and the archers to engage in hand to hand combat.
    As you back away from a vicious slash from a blade, you collide back to back with a dwarf with an axe.
    "You fight well, lad." He says as he chops at another invader, "But not as well, as me."
    "Shall I take that as a challenge then?" you ask as you also fight back.
    "OF COURSE!"
    The two of you separate and get onto clearing the parapet.
    From somewhere down the wall, you hear someone yell, "NINETEEN!"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:37 No.18994493
    >>18994462
    Such is life as Lookout.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:38 No.18994500
    Yell back "Impressive but I've slayed twenty!"
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:39 No.18994512
    rolled 43 = 43

    >>18994483
    Kill ALL THE ORKSES!
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:39 No.18994517
    >>18994483
    Quickly, we must make up the difference so that we can yell "TWENTY!".
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:39 No.18994518
    rolled 65 = 65

    RIP AND TEAR
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:39 No.18994523
    >>18994483
    Down the ladders, there aren't enough orcs up here!
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/05/12(Sat)23:40 No.18994529
    >>18994483
    Thirtytwo!
    Of course we've gotten this many in 30 seconds.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:41 No.18994533
    I wonder how far away from us we're allowed to summon knives?

    We may not be able to use this now, but a knife from orbit would cause alot of damage.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:43 No.18994549
    >>18994533
    well it's dubs so it must be a good idea, in fact just spawn a bunch of large knives over the battlefield below and see how effective they are
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/05/12(Sat)23:49 No.18994628
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    >>18994483
    Knives in hand, you fought on.
    After you found the weak point in the enemies armor, one just below the neck and under the arms, your tally went up fast.

    "TWENTY ONE!" You yell back at the dwarf.
    "THIRTY TWO!" He answers.
    "FIFTY SEVEN!" A third voice reports.

    You fight on.

    Below you, unseen, a pair of orcs deposit a sphere of metal in the the culvert that allows a small stream to pass through the walls.

    A path opens up among the ranks, a mostly naked one comes running up bearing a sparking, smoking torch.
    ***BOOOOM!**
    A huge explosion, the mine doing what it was built to do.
    The wall is cracked like a biscuit.
    Rocks and mortar flying everywhere.
    Like many of those that were on it, you are flung down into the courtyard.
    Your senses leave you upon impact

    **ROLLEM**
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:50 No.18994647
    rolled 30 = 30

    >>18994628
    Welp, here's hoping that we haven't failed the simulation yet.

    Shouldn't have yet, though, since that was supposed to happen.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:50 No.18994649
    rolled 60 = 60

    >>18994628
    Hayate's orc mowing services?
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:51 No.18994652
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>18994628
    Summon giant piles of knives, stuck into the ground to halt the enemy charge. We will hold them at this breach.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:52 No.18994665
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>18994628
    And this is why we should have been in front of the wall instead of on top of it.

    Make for the gap, cover everyones retreat.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:52 No.18994666
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>18994628
    Get up and keep them from pouring in, even if you have to use the bodies of their dead to make a wall to hold them back!
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/05/12(Sat)23:52 No.18994673
    rolled 16 = 16

    >>18994628
    EVENING BOYS
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:52 No.18994676
    >>18994673
    Oh look! Already bad rolls!
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/05/12(Sat)23:54 No.18994691
    rolled 89 = 89

    >>18994628
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/05/12(Sat)23:54 No.18994693
    rolled 12 = 12

    >>18994673
    Sup
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 05/05/12(Sat)23:54 No.18994694
    >>18994673

    Oh, fuck....Lookout's here.

    Concuring with anon. Cover everyone's retreat.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/05/12(Sat)23:54 No.18994697
    rolled 55 = 55

    >>18994482
    I am totally in favor of this.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:54 No.18994700
    rolled 11 = 11

    rolling for not exploding
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:55 No.18994704
    Huh, neat. Original Landing Gear here. I was pretty upset back when the current Landing Gear hijacked my quest thread, but it looks like he's turned it into something pretty popular. Kudos. Just stopping by to say I like what you've done with the place.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/05/12(Sat)23:55 No.18994708
    So who else has been hitting the tequila today?
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/05/12(Sat)23:56 No.18994716
    >>18994691
    Fritz, you carry us by the weight of your rolls tonight.
    don't choke.
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:57 No.18994735
    >>18994693
    Oh shit his rolls are infectious.
    >> The Protagonist !!pMzzp1W1qmh 05/05/12(Sat)23:57 No.18994737
    >>18994708

    Not yet, but too many more shitty rolls & I will be....
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:57 No.18994749
    >>18994704
    oh god now there's a time travel lookout I'm so confused
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:58 No.18994759
    >>18994673
    Lookout i missed you
    >> Anonymous 05/05/12(Sat)23:58 No.18994761
    >>18994749
    *Landing Gear
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/05/12(Sat)23:59 No.18994763
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    >>18994704
    Wat...
    This makes me question all that i have ever known.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:00 No.18994772
    >>18994704
    What the fuck...
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:00 No.18994782
    >>18994704
    Whoa, I didn't even know there was an original, how much of the quest did you do?
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)00:00 No.18994783
    >>18994704
    i will bet money you are the butthurt Lab assistant from this morning's mad scientist quest.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)00:01 No.18994784
    rolled 38 = 38

    >>18994704
    >Original Landing Gear
    Prove it.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:01 No.18994792
    >>18994704
    Landing Gear confirmed for dread pirate Roberts.
    >> Landing Gear !OnxB8ANR5A!!49fv3RX2JfQ 05/06/12(Sun)00:03 No.18994810
    >>18994704
    Belly flop time!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:04 No.18994824
    >>18994810
    Trips are different OH GOD I HAVE A GUN WHO IS THE REAL LG
    >> Landing Gear !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)00:05 No.18994840
    rolled 69 = 69

    >>18994810
    Now everybody's Landing Gear?
    >> Landing Gear !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)00:05 No.18994846
    rolled 62 = 62

    >>18994840
    JOLLY GOOD IDEA
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)00:06 No.18994848
    >>18994840
    Nah, that's a horrible idea. Even if Slaanesh may approve.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:06 No.18994860
    >>18994848
    So is it an orgy or masturbation?
    >> Landing Gear !wqCQRJJz1k 05/06/12(Sun)00:06 No.18994861
    >>18994824
    There is no Landing Gear. Only Zuul.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)00:07 No.18994864
    You wake up in the mud, orcs swarming over you like you were one of the many dead.

    Just to the side, you see the dwarf and Aragorn fighting against waves and waves of them.
    You draw a knife and come to their aid.

    Steel and silver flashed, flesh was struck.
    Still the raiders came.

    "Aragorn! Fall back to the keep! Get your men out of there!" you hear the call from above.
    You fell back, the enemy hot on your heels as you ran up the stone steps leading up to the main fortification.

    You made your way to the front door.
    A battering ram has breached the wooden gate and numbers of raiders are making their way through.
    You join those fighting them back.
    "Hold them!" a man in ornate armor commands.
    "How long do you need?" Aragorn asks.
    "As long as you can." came the answer

    "Gimli, Hayate, with me." Aragorn orders you through a side passage.
    >> Landing Gear !UP/zCBi/A. 05/06/12(Sun)00:07 No.18994867
    >>18994824
    I appear to have put an extra # in my trip somehow.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)00:07 No.18994871
    >>18994860
    A very strange orgy.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:07 No.18994872
    >idk lol. Not one of us three though.
    TROLL OF THE YEAR ALL YEARS
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:09 No.18994895
    >>18994864
    So far, everything appears to be going as they are supposed to.
    >> Lascivious God !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)00:09 No.18994897
    >>18994864
    time for dwarf tossing. (which is totally illegal in canada.)
    >> Ludicris Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)00:10 No.18994907
    >>18994897
    This I can get behind.
    >> Luchador Goth !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)00:12 No.18994932
    >>18994907
    better behind than in front; Dorfs are heavy.
    >> Lucky Gangster 05/06/12(Sun)00:13 No.18994941
    >>18994907
    I can dig it.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:14 No.18994954
    >>18994941
    I'm willing to give it a toss
    >> Bearzerker 05/06/12(Sun)00:14 No.18994955
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    >>18994907
    Hey you guys! We're all namefags now?
    >> Lucky Gangster 05/06/12(Sun)00:15 No.18994963
    >>18994955
    No, we're all LG namefags.
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)00:15 No.18994964
    >>18994955
    Well, I'm doin' it for laughs. I still think it's a terrible idea, but then I think it's funny, and do it any way.
    >> Johny Scissors 05/06/12(Sun)00:15 No.18994965
    >>18994955
    Sure why not
    >> Landing Gear !UP/zCBi/A. 05/06/12(Sun)00:15 No.18994967
    >>18994955
    No, we're all LG.
    >> Brickmancer 05/06/12(Sun)00:17 No.18994978
    >>18994955
    I guess so.
    >> Bearzerker 05/06/12(Sun)00:17 No.18994984
    Meh, I like my just chosen name better than an LG name, can't think of a good one either.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)00:18 No.18994986
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>18994955
    it's how you get the best rolls.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)00:18 No.18994987
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    You find yoursel outside of the wall, on a small ledge leading around towards the front.

    You take a peek and find the ramp leading up to the gates overrun by orcs.
    "We can take them!" Gimli, the dwarf, says beside you.
    "It's a long way." Aragorn answers.
    "Toss me." he says.
    "What?" asks you
    "I cannae jump the distance, you'll have to toss me!" he tells the two of you.
    You nod and prepare to hurl him across the crevice.
    "Wait.. Don't tell the elf." he asks of you.
    "Of course master Gimli." you say with a smile.
    You raise him, even in full armor and loaded down with weapons, he doesn't weigh as much as you'd expect.

    *ROLL FOR DWARF TOSS*
    >> Loose Gizmo 05/06/12(Sun)00:18 No.18994989
    >>18994967
    Hmm I like this idea.
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)00:18 No.18994992
    >>18994978
    No, UP has it right, we're all LG. Unless you particularly like a different name, I guess.
    >> Lucky Gangster 05/06/12(Sun)00:18 No.18994994
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>18994987
    >> Loose Gizmo 05/06/12(Sun)00:18 No.18994999
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>18994987
    We drop him over the side.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:19 No.18995000
    rolled 64 = 64

    >>18994987
    Dwarf tossing!
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)00:19 No.18995003
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>18994987
    Oh, shenanigans.
    >> Bearzerker 05/06/12(Sun)00:19 No.18995006
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>18994987
    We DORF tossing Champions!

    Just listening to We are the Champions too.
    >> Landing Gear !UP/zCBi/A. 05/06/12(Sun)00:19 No.18995007
    rolled 91 = 91

    >>18994984
    Lbear Gzerker. It's perfect.

    >>18994987
    Tossing him up.
    >> Lightning Garage 05/06/12(Sun)00:19 No.18995018
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>18994987
    Throw the Dorf
    >> Johny Scissors 05/06/12(Sun)00:20 No.18995020
    rolled 40 = 40

    We're gonna toss that dorf to the moon
    >> Lady Gaga 05/06/12(Sun)00:20 No.18995027
    rolled 72 = 72

    >>18994987
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)00:20 No.18995028
    >>18995007
    I guess it is up.
    >> Bearzerker 05/06/12(Sun)00:20 No.18995035
    >>18995007
    Nice save UP.
    >> Logarithmic grading 05/06/12(Sun)00:20 No.18995038
    Why not get some random LG's in here
    >> Lbear Gzerker 05/06/12(Sun)00:21 No.18995046
    >>18995007
    Hmm this is true...
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)00:21 No.18995049
    rolled 29 = 29

    great job lads,
    except for you.
    >>18995027
    leave that tripe at the door please.
    >> Logical Grate 05/06/12(Sun)00:22 No.18995056
    rolled 67 = 67

    I hope this namefagging becomes a thing if only to counter troll LG
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/06/12(Sun)00:22 No.18995064
    rolled 6 = 6

    >>18994987
    ally oop
    >> Logarithmic Gradient 05/06/12(Sun)00:23 No.18995072
    >>18995056
    It could be amusing for a while but it will get old
    >> Los Gringo 05/06/12(Sun)00:23 No.18995075
    rolled 79 = 79

    Rolling for this wonderful holiday.
    >> Lbear Gzerker 05/06/12(Sun)00:23 No.18995080
    >>18995064
    And down goes the DORF into many, many spears!
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/06/12(Sun)00:24 No.18995085
    >>18995064
    I need to refresh more often
    >> Lbear Gzerker 05/06/12(Sun)00:24 No.18995092
    Haha, kinda tempted to switch over LG, but I like mine better.
    >> Landing Gear !UP/zCBi/A. 05/06/12(Sun)00:25 No.18995102
    >>18995056
    LG cannot be counter-trolled.

    >>18995072
    Just because it's old doesn't mean people will stop doing it.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:27 No.18995135
    >>18995102
    Yeah this will get tiring fast.

    Last thing this thread needs is a circlejerk, which I'm sure you fine gents will be able to resist, but the temptation doesn't need to be there in the first place.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)00:32 No.18995198
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    You hurl him easily across the void and he lands in the midst of the throng.
    Orcs are sent falling off the bridge by the impact, leaving room for you and Aragorn to jump as well.

    You land on the passage with swords out, Aragorn right behind you.
    As you ahck and slash the enemies, keeping them from the entrance, you hear orders being given behind you.
    "SHORE UP THE GATE!"
    "BRING MORE WOOD!"

    And you fought on.
    Back to back with the two brave warriors, enemies fell left and right.

    "Get out of there!" the order is given through the remaining crack in the door.
    A rope is thrown down.

    You grab on and are hauled up the wall.
    beside you, huge ladders are still being brought up against the walls, masses of invaders climbing them, overwhelming the defenses.

    It won't be long till the fortress falls.
    >> Lightning Garage 05/06/12(Sun)00:33 No.18995212
    >>18995198
    Reinforce the gate with knives, summon giant trident forks from high in the air.

    Unlimited Silverware Works.
    >> Lucky Gangster 05/06/12(Sun)00:34 No.18995230
    >>18995212
    This.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:35 No.18995233
    >>18995198
    Reinforce gate with knives and tridents

    Either that, or jab tridents through the existing holes to take out some of the attackers
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:35 No.18995244
    >>18995198
    Continue fighting and pushing the ladders off the wall.
    Gandalf will be arriving soon.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/06/12(Sun)00:37 No.18995280
    >>18995244
    Not for another couple hours, he will come with the dawn.
    >> Logical Grate 05/06/12(Sun)00:38 No.18995289
    This keep shall not fall. Even if we have to hold the keep by our very shoulders, it shall not fall
    >> Lo, Gandalf! 05/06/12(Sun)00:39 No.18995297
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>18995280
    Or will he?
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)00:41 No.18995324
    >>18995297
    Well, that is how the script is SUPPOSED to go.

    Also, nice name.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:41 No.18995328
    >>18995297
    Well, with that roll he just might.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)00:43 No.18995344
    You fight desperately up on the wall, innumerable enemies bringing down the defenders.

    "FALL BACK! FALL BACK! IN TO THE KEEP!"
    Aragorn orders the men.

    [ ]stay and fight
    [ ]fallback
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:44 No.18995367
    >>18995344
    [x]fallback
    Victory condition is that the Keep itself doesn't fall. We'll get outflanked if we stay by ourselves out here.
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)00:44 No.18995368
    >>18995344
    [x]Stand and Fight, so the rest can retreat
    >> Logarithmic Gradient 05/06/12(Sun)00:44 No.18995369
    >>18995344
    Fighting retreat
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)00:44 No.18995370
    >>18995344
    Is aragorn falling back as well?
    if yes, fall back
    if no, stay and fight.
    gotta keep the BLOOD OF KINGS alive.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:45 No.18995378
    We're holding the keep, not scoring kills.

    Fall back.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:46 No.18995385
    rolled 54 = 54

    >>18995344
    Try and keep the irks from getting too close to the keep, only retreat if Aragorn does.
    >> Logical Grate 05/06/12(Sun)00:46 No.18995387
    Retreating is for cowards. HOOOOLD!
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/06/12(Sun)00:47 No.18995399
    >>18995370
    This.
    >> Logical Grate 05/06/12(Sun)00:47 No.18995402
    >>18995387
    or alternitavely lag behind everyone else and cover the retreat
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:47 No.18995405
    rolled 61 = 61

    >>18995344
    Stand and fight, so long as we hold our position the orcs cannot bring their full strength to bear against the keep.
    >> Leave Gallantly 05/06/12(Sun)00:48 No.18995410
    >>18995344
    >> Los Gringo 05/06/12(Sun)00:48 No.18995411
    >>18995344
    Fighting Retreat. Stick to Cannon, and we'll survive.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:48 No.18995412
    fall back, they'll need our help defending the keep
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:58 No.18995515
    >Following the script of the books exactly

    God you guys are boring.
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)00:59 No.18995528
    >>18995515
    Wait till they see that reinforcements are mechanized.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)00:59 No.18995542
    RUN, YOU FOOLS

    [X]stay and fight
    >> Los Gringo 05/06/12(Sun)01:00 No.18995550
    Wait Kraus said nothing about Alchemy. We could potion some stuff up.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:01 No.18995551
    >>18995515
    >Following the script of the books exactly
    That's because it's our job. We may not have a gun to our heads to maintain Canon like the Institute and the TG, but we're still expected to keep to it.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:02 No.18995557
    >>18995550
    He said we can do our silverware, and nothing else. Nothing else includes alchemy.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:02 No.18995560
    >>18995550
    SILVERWARE and that's it. No potions, no lasors, no flying.

    Silverware
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)01:02 No.18995561
    >>18995551
    However, we're in a sim, we don't need to maintain any possible canon.

    Personally, my memory is crap, and I can't recall how the battle actually went.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)01:02 No.18995562
    >fallback

    You retreat along with everyone else, fighting back just enough to delay the advance of the hoards.
    --------------------------------------------

    In the keep, in what appears to be a throne room.
    You, Aragorn and select others stand around trying to figure out plans to save the women and children in the caverns below.
    "Ride out and meet them!" Aragorn says as if struck by lightning.
    in one of the small windows, you see the first few rays of sunlight.

    A few moments later and you find yourself a stride a horse.
    Where did the steeds come from? You have no idea.
    The loud echoing thunder of a huge horn rumbles through the keep. the door is unhitched.
    "CHARGE!"

    **ROLL FOR CAVALRY CHARGE**
    >> !wqCQRJJz1k 05/06/12(Sun)01:02 No.18995565
    I vote running, but that doesn't mean we can't leave a bunch of forks for the uruk-hai to step on as the follow us. Or something like that. Still not sure how magic-y we can get.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:02 No.18995572
    rolled 95 = 95

    >>18995562
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:03 No.18995575
    rolled 11 = 11

    >>18995562
    Off to have all the credit stolen by a DMPC! HURRAY!
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)01:03 No.18995577
    >>18995572
    STOP ROLLING
    >> Los Gringo 05/06/12(Sun)01:03 No.18995581
    rolled 35 = 35

    >>18995562
    Charge!
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)01:03 No.18995583
    >>18995562
    Here we g-

    >>18995572
    No, wait, never mind.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:03 No.18995588
    >>18995561
    Yeah, but we're getting graded on the sim.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:04 No.18995593
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>18995562
    Rollan for instant win.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/06/12(Sun)01:04 No.18995594
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    rolled 26 = 26

    >>18995528
    Like this?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:04 No.18995595
    >>18995344

    we are more baddass than that bastard legolas

    [x]stay and fight

    don't think while fighting, go with your battle instincts
    keep calm and focus on the weak parts.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/06/12(Sun)01:05 No.18995601
    >>18995594
    Goddammit!
    Refresh
    refresh
    refresh!
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)01:05 No.18995602
    >>18995588
    On combat performance and attaining the goal. There was nothing mentioned about maintaining canon, nor what that would be normally. If anything, our presence would be disrupting things from normal, it seems.
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)01:06 No.18995620
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    >>18995594
    That one option, yeah.

    Or pic related.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:08 No.18995634
    >>18995602
    Problem is that there isn't much we could really change with how restricted we are, we at least held the wall a bit longer.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:12 No.18995675
    >>18995634
    Unrestricted, we could do some serious shit.

    Tealaser the explosives while they're too far away, or hell, molotov bombs on the clusters of troops. Fuck em up good.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:14 No.18995699
    >>18995675
    Not even mentioning the huge batches of Healing potion and giving almost everyone Drago.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:15 No.18995704
    We're already ridiculously well trained in melee combat, and have armor that should leave us near invulnerable to normal attacks, we didn't need the flashy stuff to have changed the course of events.

    What we would need to change events however, is not following the script of the books exactly.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)01:17 No.18995733
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    >>18995572
    YOu charge through the ranks of invaders, trampling them under your horses' hooves.
    Swords flash, flesh is cleaved, your small group of riders mows them down by the droves.

    YOu quickly make your way out of the keep and across the bridge, luckily none of the horses have been injured thus far.
    'This is way too easy' you think to yourself as you bring down another foe 'Why don't they use polearms against us? Why don't they go for the horses?'
    You abandon thinking and just mindlessly fight on.

    Out in the open. thousands upon thousands of orcs rushing at you, none of them still getting the idea of using a bow, or one of those spears they had.
    Still you fight on.

    To the east, the sun rises.
    Aragorn and the others look up.
    There, on the peak, a man in pure white robes on a horse as white as snow.
    "Gandalf!" you hear them exclaim.

    Behind him came out hundred and hundreds of horsemen.
    And they charged down the impossibly steep incline to join the fray.
    -----------------------------------------------------

    You find yourself back in your seat.
    All of your class there as well.

    "Great work Kids." The Dude tells you from up on the podium. "Now get on out for lunch."

    A second later, the bell rings.

    WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:19 No.18995739
    >>18995704
    We don't have our armor, we only have our cutlery, our physical abilities are quite a bit above most of the people there but we aren't more skilled or even as skilled as Aragorn and friends in melee.
    >> Los Gringo 05/06/12(Sun)01:19 No.18995750
    >>18995733
    Let's talk to Ayamu. He's a pretty cool guy, and would benifit from our advice.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:19 No.18995755
    >>18995739
    You are in fact incredibly wrong sir.

    >"Majaik use is allowed, but will be severely restrained. Your devices will inform you what abilities you will and will not be able to use. You cannot bring anything other than your devices, and your armor.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)01:20 No.18995756
    ere's the

    To do list:
    Continue work on original potions (BEARMODE, genderswap, Swag brew, Sexual Stamina, chibi, speed, melmo, invisibility, clones), read Alchemy book.
    Continue to pursue Yuki Read the books she gave us(Cyrano, Don Quixote, Shakespeare).
    Plan a day long event with one of the Bureau’s facilities at our disposal during a break period (Steampunk/Victorian London Murder Mystery, Warehouse 13/23/51, Alice in Wonderland).
    When the Doctor returns, ask for help tracking down Cogbeard the dorfen clockwork specialist, see what he knows about the PoP’s dagger(waiting to hear back from Dr. Jones about that).
    ----Shopping----
    Grand Piano/Electric Keyboard as a stopgap. Also a saxophone.

    Tentative Schedule
    Saturday Nanoha date
    Sunday Housewarming party on the beach
    Monday Therapy
    Tuesday Tea Party for Perrine
    Wednesday
    Thursday
    Friday
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:20 No.18995761
    >>18995733
    gb2/library
    Yuki might need to go shopping for a swimsuit.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:20 No.18995768
    >>18995733
    Mentillate to Mike, we need to ask him what we can do from the Bureau side of things to keep Perrine here, to see if her getting a dishonorable discharge is unnecessary.

    We can invite everyone to the housewarming party at the end of classes today.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:21 No.18995772
    >>18995733
    Now go talk to Mio?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:26 No.18995832
    Hey guys, maybe we should ask Ursula if we can spend Monday morning helping her in the lab, we don't spend enough time doing things with her.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:27 No.18995844
    >>18995832
    We'd probably be either handing her tools, or maybe test piloting the Strikers.

    ...

    This has my vote.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:28 No.18995847
    >>18995832
    Well, it's true that her prototype Strikers are going to be tuned up over the weekend, so Monday morning would be a good time to test the modifications.

    But remember that we also have other things that need to be done as well, such as seeing Nanoha off in the morning, doing our reading, and building that greenhouse.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:30 No.18995870
    Go to PX. Shop for Nanoha's care package.
    Also invite Recette and Tear
    >> Lord Genome 05/06/12(Sun)01:31 No.18995874
    >>18995768
    We have invited the basic class already
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:31 No.18995878
    >>18995772
    >Now go talk to Mio?
    In regards to Trude, or Perrine?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:31 No.18995881
    >>18995847
    Yes, but we have all day for those things, and some of Sunday.

    I'm not saying we spend all day, just go with her, have lunch with everybody then move on to other things.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:32 No.18995883
    >>18995874
    I was talking about inviting our Advanced Class, which we haven't done yet.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:32 No.18995892
    >>18995878
    Both.

    Mio will probably have some good advice for dealing with Trude, having had to put up with her all those years.

    And she was probably one of the few people Perrine tried to get close to.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:42 No.18995968
    >>18995892
    Perhaps. But I'd still rather examine what options the Bureau has in regards to dealing with Witch Command first. Even if Mike doesn't know the particulars, he may know someone who understands the legal intricacies of the treaty between the Bureau and their High Command.
    >> Lord Genome 05/06/12(Sun)01:45 No.18996004
    >>18995968
    We go through witch command with this we burn any hope of reaching an understanding with Trude

    We sort this out on our own and fall back onto them if we fail
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:46 No.18996014
    >>18995892

    also, delicious Mio rape.

    And am I the only one that misses the innuendo-filled trips to Pantasia? We never did manage to get our hands on those sweet, sweet buns and put our baguette in her oven.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/06/12(Sun)01:48 No.18996036
    >>18996014
    No you are not, but iirc the girls basically said the shop is off limits.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:49 No.18996044
    >>18996004
    >We go through witch command with this we burn any hope of reaching an understanding with Trude
    The current actions being taken are already fairly drastic, with Perrine getting herself dishonorably discharged. There are few things worse for a career officer like Trude.

    How is getting the Bureau to convince Witch Command to rescind their recall order going to burn our chances of reaching an understanding with Trude? Getting the orders rescinded means that Perrine doesn't have to get discharged, and gets rid of one of the major points of conflict with Trude.
    >> Lady Gaga 05/06/12(Sun)01:50 No.18996050
    >>18996036
    I don't think it was all the girls, just Hina. She didn't like us playing oblivious-innuendo chicken.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:54 No.18996076
    >>18996044
    I think he thinks we are talking about Trude breaking our arm and us whining to someone about it.
    >> Lord Genome 05/06/12(Sun)01:57 No.18996108
    >>18996044
    I thought it was in regard to how Trude was acting

    We would have no real luck with trying to change witch commands mind anyway IMO

    They are a bunch of people used to getting their own way and we are one outsider who they have no reason to listen to

    We can try but it won't have a very good chance of success
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)01:59 No.18996126
    >>18996108
    Without knowing the particulars of the treaty that they signed with the Bureau, there's no way to know that.
    And it's not a matter of changing their minds; what they think is irrelevant. What matters is the legal agreement between the Bureau and their world, and what loopholes we have available to us.
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)02:01 No.18996137
    So, wait. What the hell are we doing during the lunch break?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)02:02 No.18996147
    So yeah.. uh talk to Mio?
    or Mike?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:03 No.18996159
    >>18996147
    Talk to Mike.
    We've already exhausted options from the Witch side of things.
    >> Los Gringo 05/06/12(Sun)02:03 No.18996163
    >>18996147
    I think Mio would have the better chance of knowing military protocol in alternate dimension SWQ world.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:03 No.18996165
    >>18996147
    Mike, we've tried it from the witch side and not gotten everything we want from it, time to pull in the Silverback Gorilla.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:05 No.18996174
    >>18996159
    >>18996165
    Mike it is then I guess.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:05 No.18996178
    >>18996163
    We already talked to Mio about Perrine's options, and the dishonorable discharge was the only fast enough solution she came up with. We've already explored SWQ-based options.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:06 No.18996200
    http://youtu.be/ILbLGNDqUxA

    This is the kind of legal loophole that I'm hoping for.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)02:11 No.18996233
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    >mike
    You get up off your chair, the girls waiting for you by the door.
    "You two go on ahead." you tell them. "I need to talk to Mike"
    "Okay. We'll wait for you at the house." Hina tells you before she and Erica port out.

    'Mike, hey. Can we talk?' you ask your handler.
    'Sure, I'm having a smoke outside.' he answers.
    You head out the building and found him leaning against the wall, smoking as he said he would be.
    "What's up? Need a vasectomy?" he grins.

    WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/06/12(Sun)02:12 No.18996246
    >>18996233
    NOOOOOOOOOOOPE.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:13 No.18996254
    >>18996233
    "Afraid not, Ursula would kill me."
    "Actually Mike I need your help concerning Perrine's dishonorable discharge. I was hoping there was something we could do about that from our side of this nightmare of red tape and hurt feelings."
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:13 No.18996260
    >>18996233
    "No, Mike. Though it does have something to do with Perrine and our child.
    "She's going to go ahead with a dishonorable discharge from Witch Command in order to stay here, but I want to know, is there anything that can be done from the Bureau side of things to get them to rescind their order, so that Perrine can honorably resign, and not throw her entire career away. Any kind of legal loophole with the treaty that we can use?"
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:16 No.18996276
    >>18996233
    If I did, I'd break time.
    So, is there any loophole we can use so that Perrine doesn't have to be dishonorably discharged to stay here?
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)02:16 No.18996280
    >>18996254
    >>18996260
    These are both good.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:21 No.18996324
    >get vasectomy
    >girls hogtie us and take us to a doctor to have it undone
    >"dammit Hayate we are having your babies whether you like it or not!"

    ...

    I wish I had a girl who wanted my babies.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:26 No.18996357
    >>18996280
    first part of >>18996254
    and the second part of >>18996260 ?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)02:29 No.18996369
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    "No Mike, The girls would kill me if I got one too early. Anyway, this is about Perrinne and her child." you tell him
    "Okay..."
    "Well, you know I said she's staying right?"
    "Yes."
    "Did I not tell you how she's going about doing that?"
    "Nope."
    "Okay, well, she went and got herself a dishonorable discharge. According to Mio, this is the only way through all the red tape, and it's the only sure way of getting her to stay."
    "That's not great." he tells you.
    "Tell me about it, is there anything that can be done from the Bureau side of things to get them to rescind their order, so that Perrine can honorably resign, and not throw her entire career away. Any kind of legal loophole with the treaty that we can use?"
    "Well..."

    **ROLLEM**
    Taking first one only
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:30 No.18996373
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>18996369
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:30 No.18996374
    rolled 83 = 83

    >>18996369
    >first one only
    FUCK!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:30 No.18996375
    rolled 50 = 50

    >>18996369
    FUCK YOU LOOKOUT
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:30 No.18996377
    rolled 64 = 64

    I want to believe!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:34 No.18996390
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    >>18996373
    >>18996374
    FUCK SHIT BADGERCUNT FUCK!!!
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)02:35 No.18996398
    rolled 82 = 82

    i didn't even have to lift a finger.
    >> Lucky Gangster 05/06/12(Sun)02:36 No.18996400
    >>18996373
    So Mike has neutral news. Not good. Not bad. So, either a hard good end, or an easy bad end.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/06/12(Sun)02:36 No.18996403
    >>18996374
    You know you probably would have been first if you hadn't of typed anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:36 No.18996404
    >>18996398
    Which means it's still your fault!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:38 No.18996411
    >>18996375
    >>18996398
    Stop being so hard on lookout, failure.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:45 No.18996449
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    >>18996178
    >We've already explored SWQ-based options.
    If that 51 yields nothing there is one option left.
    There is a man that Witches and Generals fear, a man whose balls to the wall insanity made him both a legend and war her. A man we can turn to in our darkest hour.

    I think you all know who I'm talking about.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:45 No.18996451
    >>18996449
    hero* fuck.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)02:46 No.18996456
    >>18996449
    Malleroy?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:46 No.18996458
    >>18996369
    We'll have to stack our deck by turning him into a little girl first, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:47 No.18996465
    >>18996449
    Careful, those are forces beyond our control.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:47 No.18996468
    >>18996456
    Exactly.
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)02:48 No.18996477
    >>18996449
    You would have us work with the evil that is Aku? I mean, Malleroy?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:50 No.18996487
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    >>18996449
    Make a deal with the dark lord himself... hmm. Well it's risky, but may be worth it.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:51 No.18996490
    >>18996449
    Can we get MC-NGAF to make it seem like he wants Perrine to stay in SWQ dimension, so Malleroy tries to get her to stay in the Bureau?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)02:51 No.18996491
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    >>18996373
    "Well.. I don't really have the details of that agreement, nor can I list off any of the minor clauses that went into the treaty. All I know is, anyone they selected for Bureau training will carry dual responsibilities, to the Bureau and to Witch Command."
    He tells you.
    "The Bureau can only put it's nose on the Bureau's side of things, and Witch Command has only thier side of things. It's the reason we did not only get agent trainees but Liaisons officers as well."
    He takes a pull at his cigar.
    "Cutting off ties with her chain of command is a reasonable response to the situation. But something as drastic as that really isn't that great. Could she not have retired her command?"
    "Mio said that any requests would surely be shot down in the bureaucratic nightmare." you answer.
    "Well.. I'll look into things. I'll see if I can pull some strings to get a copy of that agreement. Maybe we can figure something out." he says with a pat on your shoulder.
    "Thanks Mike." you answer him.
    "Oh by the way Mike. I'm throwing together a housewarming party tomorrow. A little barbecue by the sea. The girls and I would love it if you could come."
    "I'm there. What time?" he asks.
    "Party starts at three. Swimwear optional."
    "Splendid. I'll be there."
    He excuses himself after his cigar went out and leaves you by yourself behind the academic building.

    WAT DO NOW OH MASTER BUTLERS?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:53 No.18996502
    >>18996491
    Invite people from the Advanced class, invite Ryuu and any other teachers we know reasonably well.
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)02:53 No.18996508
    >>18996491
    Let's do lunch with the ladies.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:54 No.18996522
    >>18996491
    Not great, but not bad either.
    Let's just quickly let Mio and Perrine know that, while they may still have to go the dishonorable discharge route, that Mike and us are trying to find an alternative from the Bureau side of things.

    And as much as I'd like to invite everyone now, let's go have lunch with our ladies first.
    We'll invite our class at the end of classes today.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:54 No.18996526
    >>18996491
    Lunch with the girls. We can invite more people between class and date.
    >> Lucky Gangster 05/06/12(Sun)02:55 No.18996532
    >>18996491
    >Swimwear optional
    It's only a matter of time before someone takes that as, 'you can swim in the nude if you want.'
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:55 No.18996535
    >>18996490
    Seems like a win-win-win situation. NGAF gets rid of Perrine, and Malleroy thinks he beat NGAF. And Ian is a free man.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:56 No.18996540
    >>18996491
    >swimwear optional

    He's just gonna show up naked. Naked with a big gorilla dick. Small testicles though, because that's just how gorillas are. Still big for a gorilla I'm sure, but still.
    >> Lucky Gangster 05/06/12(Sun)02:58 No.18996565
    >>18996540
    >big gorilla dick
    Actually, gorillas have very small penises, especially for the size of ape that they are. I'll grab you some gorilla dick statistics.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)02:59 No.18996570
    >>18996532
    Not a bad idea for some, OH GOD AYAMU! We need a spare towel and pair of trunks, something is bound to attack him.
    OH GOD ARARAGI. We need more towels, trunks and some sort of body armor, something is bound to attack him as well.
    >> Lucky Gangster 05/06/12(Sun)02:59 No.18996575
    >>18996565
    >As a general rule, an animal's penis is proportional to its body size, but this varies greatly between species – even between closely related species. For example, an adult gorilla's erect penis is about 4 cm (1.5 in) in length; an adult chimpanzee, significantly smaller (in body size) than a gorilla, has a penis size about double that of the gorilla. In comparison, the human penis is larger than that of any other primate, both in proportion to body size and in absolute terms.[7]
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:00 No.18996581
    >>18996570
    We're going to find out that there's some kind of Rape-squid living in our resort thanks to those two.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:05 No.18996624
    LET US GO TO THE PX.
    GET SOPE FACETIME WITH RECETTE.
    Also invite her for some SWIMIFICATIONS!
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/06/12(Sun)03:06 No.18996631
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    >>18996575
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:06 No.18996637
    >>18996570
    We got Souske it'll be cool.
    >>18996581
    But why would max bring Ra’alman to a party?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:07 No.18996640
    WHY AREN'T WE HEADING TO PANTASIA AND OFFERING OUR SUCCULENT MEAT TO BUNS-CHAN AT THE PARTY
    >> Lookoutt !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)03:08 No.18996646
    >>18996508
    +!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:10 No.18996652
    >>18996624
    We need to go to the PX to see if they have any Purses of Holding and unbreakable sports bottles, yes. But we only have an hour for lunch, and we don't want to miss eating lunch with our ladies.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:10 No.18996656
    >>18996508
    Always, pay attention to Nanoha.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:21 No.18996728
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    >>18993499
    >>18993888
    >>18993977
    >>18994299
    >>18994500
    >>18994533
    >>18994666
    >>18994700
    >>18994955
    >>18994999
    >>18995000
    >>18995233
    >>18995244
    >>18995344
    >>18995399
    >>18995411
    >>18995577
    >>18995588
    >>18995699
    >>18995733
    >>18995755
    >>18995844
    >>18996044
    >>18996200
    >>18996233
    >>18996377
    >>18996400
    >>18996411
    >>18996477
    >>18996522
    Say what you will about shitty weeaboo quest threads, it turns out they're at least good for one thing; dubs.
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)03:22 No.18996740
    >>18996728
    Dubs? I've managed quints.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)03:23 No.18996751
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    >lunch

    You take your portkey out and jump home.
    There, you find the girls eating together on the patio leading off from the sitting room, overlooking the garden.
    "Welcome back." they greet you.
    They seem to have had prepared lunch themselves, and the aroma of a simple meal wafting up into your nose.
    You sit down and begin to eat with them.

    TALK TO WHO?
    WAT SAY?
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)03:24 No.18996757
    >>18996751
    Inquire of all how their morning classes were.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/06/12(Sun)03:25 No.18996759
    >>18996728
    I'm confused, he's saying say what you will as if to defend it, then calling it a " shitty weeaboo quest thread".
    Also: we don't take kindly to your kind round these parts.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:25 No.18996767
    >>18996751

    Ursula ask about the lab and body part(s), if she'll be able to work with it.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:26 No.18996769
    >>18996751
    [x]Ursula
    Ask her how her morning went, and if we can pop down to R&D on Monday to test the new modifications to her prototype Strikers.
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)03:27 No.18996782
    >>18996759
    To be honest, without Winter about to try and "counter-troll" I don't really give a shit.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:33 No.18996831
    >>18996751
    as i recall, one of the first options we were given was to ask if we would be allowed to wear a skirt. what were you honestly expecting to happen?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:33 No.18996834
    >>18996751
    Ask Ursula about her plans for the lab.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:35 No.18996851
    >>18996831
    heh. They tried to fight it. Bunnymode sealed our fate.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)03:45 No.18996932
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    >Ursula
    You turn to speak to the bespectacled twin.
    She who can take a potato and run a robot off it.
    "Ursula, if you don't mind me asking, How are those strikers doing?"
    "Well, like I said last time, I'm getting someone to look at them. And that person arrived last night with a shipment of parts I requested. She's down in the lab looking them over right now." She answered.
    "She?" you ask
    "Shirley."

    REACTION?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:47 No.18996935
    >>18996932
    Look around nervously and ask if she's still here.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:47 No.18996939
    >>18996932
    I'm going to have to set up a wing of the house for visiting witches aren't I?

    Tell her to feel free to join us for lunch if she's hungry.

    You made any progress on that weird arm we found in the basement lab?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:48 No.18996943
    >>18996932
    "Uh....she's not going to pop out of a closet and then run me down in order to force me into a dress, is she?"
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:48 No.18996945
    >>18996932
    "aaaaaaaaaaa"
    Just like that.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/06/12(Sun)03:49 No.18996948
    >>18996932
    Softness?
    All hands on deck! Prepare boarding parties!
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)03:49 No.18996950
    >>18996943
    Let's say this. It amuses me.
    >> Lookoutt !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)03:49 No.18996952
    >>18996932
    "Are you sure that's safe? Not in the lab I mean, near me."
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:50 No.18996954
    >>18996932
    Just keep her away from me. I don't need another Witch moving in. I'm happy with the ones I have. Or will be forced to have. . .
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:50 No.18996957
    >>18996932
    Play it cool.
    Inquire if anyone else is with her, [SOFTNESS2 PLZ], ask where they're bunking.
    Tell her to invite her for tomorrow's thing.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:57 No.18997004
    >>18996939
    >wing for visiting witches

    Considering how many we've brought here, we might actually have to.

    Fortunately our house is a complete oceanside resort.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)03:59 No.18997018
    >>18997004
    We've got the space and we seem to have them coming by a lot. We should probably set up one of giant guest rooms as a guest room or two. People drop by often enough that we should have a formal place for them.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)04:06 No.18997061
    The smell of the sea, the sound of the waves.
    Suddenly you are again standing on deck of your imaginary galleon, with your imaginary hat on your head.
    "CAPN'" Your imaginary Navigator reports "HMS SOFTNESS HAS SAILED INTO RANGE AGAIN!"
    "She has?" you ask him. "IMPOSSIBLE!"
    "Sir, The Tirpitz has confirm that the SOFTNESS is indeed in local waters."
    "ALL HANDS ON DECK! PREPARE FOR EMERGENCY MANEUVERS! WE SHALL MEET HER HEAD ON!" YOu command your imaginary crew.
    "AYE AYE SIR!" They respond in imaginary fervor.
    ---------------------------------------------
    "So... She's looking at the engines?" You say, playing it cool.
    "Ahuh. She also delivered half a dozen Striker Units for further modifications." She informs you.
    "So.. Uhhh she's here alone?" you ask her.
    "Yep. She'll be here till Monday, we're still getting the shipment to send back with her ready." she answers you.
    "Where's she staying?" you ask her.
    Three pairs of blonde eyebrows go up at this question.
    "She's bunking with Mio. Why?" The science-witch asks.

    WAT SAY?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:08 No.18997079
    >>18997061
    "Uh oh. I was afraid of that. What are the chances that Mio will be taking Shirley out on a trolling-spree, with myself, and my pants, as the main target?"

    Play it off as us just being worried about becoming the target of de-pantsing.
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)04:08 No.18997082
    >>18997061
    "I want to be sure your visiting comrade from home is comfortable, is all."
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/06/12(Sun)04:10 No.18997086
    >>18997061
    Uhh haha i just remembered i had a personal matter to discuss with mio, ill see you guys later.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:10 No.18997087
    >>18997061
    She scares me.
    Considering the guys in your world gave me a rape whistle and warned me away from her, I'm really afraid those two will have some plans.
    >> Lookoutt !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)04:10 No.18997092
    >>18997061
    "I wanted to make sure she was being well accommodated. She's welcome to stay here if that would be more convenient."

    >BEACH BLANKET BINGO TIME
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:11 No.18997098
    >>18997061
    I figured that instead of forcing her to bunk with Mio, we let her stay here. We have 4 giant unoccupied bedrooms, with giant comfy beds, what better use for them than giving a nice place to stay for a friend of yours who is doing us a favor by bringing us the Striker Units?

    We should probably convert one of the rooms we have into permanent guest quarters, with the option of splitting it into two rooms or one room, depending on if it's a couple or two people who aren't couples staying with us.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:12 No.18997102
    >>18997061
    "I'm terrified of her, and the fact that the rape whistles do nothing unsettles me further."
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:13 No.18997110
    >>18997079
    Seconding this.

    >>18997102
    The Rape Whistle DOES do something. It summons Rape.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:14 No.18997117
    >>18997079
    >>18997102
    I like these. Let them think about that for a bit. Mio and Shirley attacking him.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)04:14 No.18997119
    >>18997110
    >it summons Rance
    ftfy
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:14 No.18997120
    >>18997079
    This!
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)04:14 No.18997125
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    "Uhhh... I.. I wanted to make sure I was safe from her. You did warn me to stay away." you tell her.
    "Yep. And now that she's spending time with Mio again, we're sure you'll be absolutely safe." Erica says with an evil grin.
    "Don't worry though. We'll buy you new boxers even if they steal all of them."
    "ahahahahaha..." you laugh flatly.
    "So Ursula, any plans of what you'll be doing with that lab in the library?"
    "Well... I'll need to clear it out and modernize the equipment first. Then maybe move some stuff in."
    "If you need any help, just tell me. The guys and I will be more than glad to help." you tell her.
    "Thanks."

    TALK TO WHO?
    WAT SAY?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:17 No.18997142
    >>18997125
    Nanoha
    I dont care what, but not about Max. Maybe if she's looking foreward to her assignment?
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)04:17 No.18997144
    >>18997125
    Erica & Hina about how their sim went during the morning class session.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:18 No.18997152
    >>18997125
    Talk to Hina and Erica. How did they fare in the simulation this morning. Hina I expect to have done well, Erica might have had problems with only a combat knife and not being able to fly.
    >> Lookoutt !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)04:19 No.18997157
    >>18997144
    this
    we are going to have plenty of time to talk to Nanoha tonight.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:19 No.18997162
    Ask perrine if she's going to use Mio's old swimsuit or her own?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:21 No.18997173
    >>18997152
    I suddenly get the feeling we all didn't get the same simulation.

    Erica probably got a Vietnam sim. Hina, a Chinese Kungfu movie sim.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:21 No.18997178
    >>18997144
    this
    >>18997162
    mentilate this first however.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:27 No.18997200
    >>18997061
    "Just curious. I didn't think the Bureau had guest accommodation or anything, so I just wondered."
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:29 No.18997208
    >>18997178
    Yes make her squirm a little.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)04:29 No.18997211
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    "So, Hina, Erica. How did your simulations go?" you ask the two in your class.
    "Decent. Almost got taken out by a bigass arrow, but still managed to make a big enough dent in the invading forces with my guns and grenades." Erica tells you.
    "I only had my sword. But I guess I fared well enough. Got into competition with that dwarf. Ended up forgetting to keep count near the end." Hina says.
    "Oh we got the same scenario then? Large fortress, thousands of orcs?"
    "Yep."
    "Yes." they answer
    "Cool. I got blasted off the wall when a bomb went off, almost failed there." you told them.
    "What bomb?" Erica asks you.
    "The one that was lit by that thing with the torch." Hina says.
    "Oh. That thing? I took it out with a panzerfaust. splattered him allover the ground." she says with a laugh.
    After talking to them, you turn your attention to Perrinne.
    'So, will you be wearing your own swimsuit or that one I gave you back then?' you asked her mentally.
    'T-that one didn't fit! I'm wearing my own.'
    'So... You tried it on then?'
    '....' she doesn't answer but just blushes gorgeously.
    >> Ludicrous Gato !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)04:31 No.18997221
    >>18997211
    Dat file name.

    And, I'm out.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:31 No.18997223
    >>18997211
    >that picture
    They're plotting their plan of attack to rape us, aren't they?
    >> Lookoutt !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)04:32 No.18997226
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    >>18997211
    >filename
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:32 No.18997231
    >>18997211
    Talk to Perrine, ask how her classes have been going on her end, whether she's been making friends and so on.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)04:33 No.18997234
    >>18997223
    early plans for The Battle of the Bulge
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:33 No.18997236
    >>18997211
    Oh, hey, that's the JSDF Ground Forces Airborne Infantry insignia on Mio's uniform.

    Anyway, tell the girls that we'll invite the rest of the class once classes finish for the day.
    And if we have the time, ask Nanoha if they've told her what kind of exercises they're going to do while out on field training.
    >> Isn't it sad, Anon-kun 05/06/12(Sun)04:34 No.18997242
    >>18997211
    Chastity Belt! You need a Chastity Belt!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:35 No.18997244
    >>18997234
    > Battle of the Bulge
    The question is, is Shirley participating in an advisory role, or in the action itself?
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/06/12(Sun)04:36 No.18997251
    >>18997234
    I see what you did there.
    >> !UdzMmUq0Oc 05/06/12(Sun)04:37 No.18997257
    >>18997244
    Starts as one, ends up as the other.
    >> Fritz the drunk pirate 05/06/12(Sun)04:38 No.18997261
    Well i guess i'm out, taking childrens fishing tomorrow so i need all the sleep i can get.
    >> Lookoutt !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)04:41 No.18997270
    >>18997244
    Mio has already done the necessary recon. Shirley will probably take the first offensive to drive us into Mio's trap, then they share the spoils once they've got us caught between a sword and two soft places.

    >>18997251
    what I wouldn't give to actually see it.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:44 No.18997283
    >>18997211
    We're going to have to ask Nanoha for her opinion on inviting other people into the Family during her absence, given that it need a unanimous decision and she won't be here, as it would be incredibly rude to blindside her with something like that.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:45 No.18997288
    >>18997283
    Wouldn't anyone that wants in just have to wait until Nanoha comes back?
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)04:49 No.18997308
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    Lunch ended soon afterwards.
    The simple but delicious meal finished off in the midst of great company.

    You and the girls head back to class.
    That afternoon went by quickly, with The Dude telling you all about other technology that could also function like devices do.
    "... And then there's the Vectors that Neo-Deva uses, they're an organization that has ties to the Bureau from the AQU Dimension, those are basically ships that amplify the pilot's majaikal tendencies and allow them to be channeled through them. Oh. And they form a GIANT FUCKING ROBOT." he adds excitedly
    "You will not BELIEVE how AWESOME that shit is. I was there when we first made contact with them and by gob, I'd love a chance to get in one of those things."
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)04:50 No.18997312
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    The bell rings, cutting him off.
    "Okay kids. That's it for today. I'll see you all on Monday."

    "Dude, If I could have the podium please?" you ask him.
    "Sure. Go ahead." he says as he steps aside for you.

    "Everyone." You turn to your classmates. "I'd like to invite you all to a little party I'm having at my place tomorrow at three. Just a little house warming party."
    You begin to explain.
    "I'll heat up the grill and set out some drinks. And we'll all have a great time down by the beach?"
    "A beach?" Marina, one of the Marionettes asked.
    "Yep. My house in a bottle has a beach built into it. So everyone, feel free to bring swimwear if you wanted to take a dip or something."
    Cheers erupted from the class, all of them knowing that you throw great parties.
    "I guess that's a yes from all of you then." you then turn to the Dude.
    "You are also Invited as well Dude."
    "Free food? lounging by the sea? Count on it." he tells you with a grin.

    Soon afterwards, the class scatters, the girls telling you that they're going on ahead to help Nanoha get ready.

    You are left with an hour to kill.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:52 No.18997322
    >>18997288
    We don't know how long she's actually going to be gone, both on her end and ours. If it's a long period of time that might not be the most practical option considering the women chasing after us.

    We'll go with whatever she wants, if she wants to set up a probationary system, or allow entrance for some who we know might seek entrance and wait on others, or wait for her to get back.

    >>18997312
    Hit up Ryuu, we're slacking on our Alchemy training. We can also invite him to the housewarming.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)04:52 No.18997324
    >>18997312
    Ryu time.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:53 No.18997325
    >>18997312
    We need to go to the PX to see if they have any Purses of Holding and unbreakable sports bottles.

    We can go by Ryuu's right after.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:53 No.18997326
    >>18997312
    Quick chat with Mio that we're working with Mike to try to find a non-dishonorable discharge solution for Perrine, and if she can stonewall things until we find something.

    Then the PX to find a Purse of Holding and lots of bottles/sports bottles to hold potions in, as part of our package to give to Nanoha when she leaves on Monday. Maybe a small zero-tau stasis cookie jar that we can fill up with cookies for her.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)04:55 No.18997337
    >>18997312
    PX for Going Away present Purse of Holding, then to Ryuu's
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)04:59 No.18997358
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    rolled 86 = 86

    You hit up the PX.
    Once again welcomed by the bubbly store keep Recette.
    "WELCOME! JUST LOOK AROUND!"
    She says with a happy smile.

    WHAT ARE YOU LOOKMING FOR?
    >ROLL MUST BE CLOSE TO MINE.
    >+ or - 5
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:00 No.18997364
    rolled 70 = 70

    >>18997358
    Bag of Holding that matches Nanoha's aesthetic, in or out of combat mode.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:01 No.18997368
    rolled 66 = 66

    >>18997358
    Gifts for someone going on field operations. A giant pile of bottles for for healing potions to send with them, a bag of holding that matches her aesthetic, and something can can hold a lot of home made cookies and treats and keep them fresh.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:01 No.18997370
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    rolled 69 = 69

    >>18997358
    Purse of Holding, slight pink with a heart on it.

    Or do you think it'll be too hard to color coordinate with?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:01 No.18997372
    rolled 37 = 37

    >>18997358
    Bags of Holding and some unbreakable containers

    also, cheap + durable electronics
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)05:01 No.18997374
    rolled 46 = 46

    >>18997358
    rollan for this>>18997364
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:02 No.18997376
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>18997368
    Rolling for this
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:02 No.18997379
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>18997358
    Gigantic book of potion recipes.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:02 No.18997381
    rolled 59 = 59

    >>18997358
    Rolling for the items from >>18997368
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:03 No.18997384
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>18997364
    this.
    Also ask if she'd like to join at some point?
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)05:03 No.18997389
    rolled 64 = 64

    damnit we are terrible shoppers. rollan again for this
    >>18997368
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:04 No.18997391
    Well fuck, none of our rolls got it.
    I guess we'll need to make a trip into town and hit up Ash for some of this stuff.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:04 No.18997392
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    >>18997368
    Another Roll!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:05 No.18997396
    rolled 21 = 21

    >>18997391
    We were given no limit on number of rolls, just the target.
    >>18997392
    And I forgot my dice!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:05 No.18997399
    rolled 56 = 56

    Come on, dice...
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:06 No.18997402
    rolled 33 = 33

    >>18997368
    This
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:06 No.18997404
    rolled 26 = 26

    >>18997368
    ROLLING AGAIN!

    KRAUS! Go visit Shinku for a bit!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:06 No.18997406
    rolled 63 = 63

    Unbreakable jock. Titanium one didn't last long.
    also
    >>18997368
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)05:08 No.18997412
    rolled 27 = 27

    >can manage harem
    >can overcome the strongest tsun
    >can turn programs into sentient beings
    >can defend helm's deep and wrestle with Riders
    >can't find a fucking handbag
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:08 No.18997414
    rolled 81 = 81

    >>18997368
    The dice hate us today.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:09 No.18997416
    >>18997414
    FINALLY!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:10 No.18997422
    >>18997414
    The self hatred had to work again. We haven't used that for a while.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:11 No.18997424
    >>18997414
    Finally!
    Looks like today's seed likes self-loathing.

    inb4 LG didn't refresh.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:13 No.18997435
    >>18997424
    Well, hopefully he was probably waiting for SOMETHING in the target range.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:13 No.18997436
    >>18997424
    >>18997422
    I know, it's a bit of a last ditch strategy I used, but it worked. Never underestimate the dice's love of irony.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)05:15 No.18997442
    >>18997436
    or how fucking tsun the are.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)05:16 No.18997446
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    rolled 18 = 18

    >>18997414
    You stroll down the aisle where you once got your leather folio.
    There, you find a pretty standard messenger bag of holding, in the bureaus white, blue and gold colorscheme.
    Thinking that this would fit Nanoha's armor, and her standard uniform, you get it.

    Next you take a look down an aisle of containers.
    There's a rack of small glass vials, said to hold three liters each, and "UNBEYKUBOL" according to Recette's handwriting.
    You get a dozen of these.


    ANYTHING ELSE?
    Roll again.
    Again + or - 5
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:16 No.18997448
    >>18997442
    Well, the refracted Sunder-Ray DID hit four targets. Maybe the /tg/ dice was one of them?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:17 No.18997451
    rolled 58 = 58

    >>18997446
    Magic cookie tin. So that we can make a thousand or so cookies and they stay fresh for her.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:18 No.18997453
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>18997446
    Multi-compartment Statis Lunchbox
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:18 No.18997455
    rolled 53 = 53

    >>18997446
    Why not?

    Zero-tau stasis cookie box.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:20 No.18997468
    rolled 32 = 32

    >>18997455
    >>18997453
    Who wants to take bets if this one is going to take longer than the last one.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)05:20 No.18997472
    rolled 39 = 39

    >>18997446
    finally a roll i can hit.
    um.
    rollan for this.>>18997451
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:20 No.18997475
    rolled 85 = 85

    >>18997446
    Rolling for >>18997455
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)05:21 No.18997478
    rolled 100 = 100

    >>18997472
    one more time
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:21 No.18997480
    rolled 87 = 87

    >>18997446
    Magic cookie jar that keeps things fresh, and that could hold a shitload of cookies
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:21 No.18997481
    rolled 15 = 15

    >>18997446
    Unbreakable jock and a book of potion recipes.
    Also, for Nanoha, a MP3 player like device with a Majaik based battery.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)05:22 No.18997484
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    >>18997478
    fuck
    everything
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:22 No.18997486
    Oh sure dice, when we want something simple there's eighties all over the place, but when something important is happening all we get is double ones.
    >>18997481
    AND THEN THERE'S THIS GUY
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:22 No.18997488
    rolled 49 = 49

    >>18997478
    And now we roll well, nicely done. Rollan for stasis high capacity cookie box/lunchbox.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:23 No.18997490
    >>18997481
    Aww... No majaik cookie tin.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:26 No.18997504
    rolled 97 = 97

    A miniature figure of Lookout that we can absorb into our consciousness, so that he's always present during those little pirate scenes.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:27 No.18997508
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>18997504
    Majaik cookie tin.
    >>18997504
    He is. Sometimes he's just up in the Crow's nest sleeping
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:28 No.18997514
    >>18997508
    FINALLY
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:29 No.18997515
    >>18997504
    But we ARE Hayate's subconscious. That's why Lookout IS Lookout.

    We had First Mate, Quartermaster, and Cabin Boy back when it came up.

    >>18997508
    I hope this one counts too.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)05:33 No.18997537
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    Tucked away behind a rack of armor, you find a pair of chainmail boxers.
    "OREEHALKUM, UNBREYKABUL" The tag said on them.
    On the front was a small lock with a set of keys taped to it.
    'This... This might come in handy.' you think as you dump it into your basket.

    You take a look at the eletronics bin.
    It's all a set of mundane stuff like mp3 players, simple digital cameras and the likes.
    There were also piles of solar chargers.
    Knowing how cheap ordinary shit like that was here, you got piles of them.

    >>18997478

    And finally, on your way back to the cashier, you saw it on a shelf.
    It's a cookie tin. In the shape of a simplified bunny's head.
    Said to contain 3cubic meters worth of stuff, and guaranteed to keep anything in it forever.
    You finally found just the container for the snacks you wanted to send with Nanoha.

    You head back to the counter, with your purchases in your basket.

    "Soo, Recette. How much for the bag?" you asked her.
    "2 guptas."

    [ ]barter *add a roll*
    [ ]nah
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:34 No.18997543
    >>18997537
    That's fair.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:34 No.18997544
    rolled 51 = 51

    >>18997537
    Nah, we're doing fine on cash. Just pay the poor girls.

    Who am I kidding, BARTER!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:35 No.18997550
    rolled 75 = 75

    >>18997537
    [x] Barter
    Don't you remember me? I AM IN YOUR HEAD.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:35 No.18997551
    >>18997537
    [x]nah
    And invite Recette and Tear to the party tomorrow.
    We've taken advantage of Recette's bartering skills enough that we owe them that much.
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)05:36 No.18997553
    rolled 13 = 13

    >>18997537
    {X}I can afford that, but how about I invite you to my housewarming party instead.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:37 No.18997559
    rolled 71 = 71

    >>18997551
    Well, of course we invite them. But that has nothing to do with getting things for dirt cheap.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:38 No.18997562
    rolled 40 = 40

    >>18997446
    Strawberry lipgloss that never runs out

    Some sparkly ornament hair ties
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:39 No.18997565
    We're being that asshole little girl with no money! I don't want to break her combo! She needs the money for a new novelty store in town!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)05:41 No.18997573
    rolled 98 = 98

    >>18997565
    She gouges the fuck out of Shirou whenever he walks in, it's fine
    >> Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/06/12(Sun)05:50 No.18997622
    rolled 20 = 20

    >>18997553
    one more roll for bartering.
    night fellas.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)06:01 No.18997665
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    >barter.
    "I'll give you one and a half..."
    "But... But..." she begins to complain.
    "I AM IN YOUR HEAD, LITTLE GIRL. ONE AND A HALF."
    "Yes. One and a half Guptas." she says flatly.
    "Great now how about these flasks and this tin?"
    "uhhh... uhhh.. Thats 2 guptas for the glass bottles, and one for the bunny." she tells you as she snaps out of it.
    "Great. And for these?" you show her the tonne of electronics.
    She takes them and weighs them.
    "4guptas,12yonks." she answers after doing some math.
    "And finally, how much for these?" you pull out the chainmail boxers.
    She covers her eyes and blushes.
    "They're.. Th-they're..." she sputters.
    "Oh for gold's sake!" tear says as she flies up to the counter. "Why stock up on those if you can't even look at them?!"
    "But.. But... THEY'RE UNDERWEAR!" Recette says as she keeps her eyes covered.
    "Bah!" Tear turns to you. "That would be 3 guptas an 20 yonks."

    "okay then." you answer her as you pay your total with your badge.
    "By the way. I has having this housewarming party tomorrow. Maybe you two would like to come?"
    "A party?" recette asks as she finally uncovers her eyes.
    "Yep. I just got a new place from Gulliver's and I was thinking of having a little barbecue by the beach." you tell her.
    "A beach?! Tear, CAN WE GO? HUH? CAN EWE GO PLEEEEEEASE?!" she asks the fairy.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)06:01 No.18997666
    >>18997573
    I think we win at bartering

    And Shirou gets screwed every time he steps in here
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)06:01 No.18997670
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    "Well..." she begins.
    "Free food." you tell her.
    "Well, I guess we can close the store for an hour or two. What time is it?"
    "Three. Just come on by to my room at the dorms, I'll have my familiars guide you from there."
    "Okay then. We shall come."
    "YAY! SWIMIFICATIONS!" Recette exclaims happily.

    You exit the PX after quick goodbyes and head off to Ryuu's bar.
    >> Landing Gear !DowN/N3yMY 05/06/12(Sun)06:03 No.18997686
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    NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
    DON'T PANIC

    New thread at 2200 4chan time
    >have stuff to do for the night.
    >see you chaps
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)06:06 No.18997697
    >>18997686
    >DON'T PANIC
    EVERYONE PANIC!
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)07:14 No.18998034
    >>18997686

    ITS RAPE ISN'T IT?

    RAPE

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    HHHHHHHHHHHH
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)07:36 No.18998162
    >>18998034
    Ryuu's bar

    Mio and Shirley

    We are heading into a trap
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)07:40 No.18998180
    Guys, are we inviting Mio and Shirley to the party tomorrow?
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)07:42 No.18998189
    >>18998180
    It would be rude not to
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)08:09 No.18998321
    This is going to be hilarious really

    The three girliest guys in the bureau surrounded by girls like ours and the witches

    I forsee a cross dressing competition judged by the girls
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)08:28 No.18998424
    >>18998321
    those would be???
    Us, Ayumu and Kinoshita?


    And yes, we really should have a crossdressing beauty pageant
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)10:06 No.18998999
    >>18998321
    >>18998424
    I can see Sousuke being one of the judges, simply because to him, it'll be an exercise in disguises.
    >> Anonymous 05/06/12(Sun)10:56 No.18999305
    >>18998999
    >sousuke in daisydukes and an olive green tanktop
    >helmets for boobies

    >Keima is instantly shunted into the finals.
    >Hideyoshi disqualified for being of indeterminate gender.
    >Ayumu and Hayate have a frill-off.
    >hayate discovers 3000% bunnymode.



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