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STRIKE WITCHES: DANGER EXTREMELY FUCKING CLOSE planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)21:42 No.18954593

PREVIOUS THREAD >>18952617

The Allied line is broken. Infantry and light vehicles stream across the westernmost field, hauling ass for the distant treeline as Shermans and Stuarts peel away in reverse gear, still firing wildly. Impossibly, you see the few remaining Grants surge over the ridgeline of the road as they launch a desperate counter-attack.

Wildcats are dropping out of the clouds around you; they'll handle the Martian Jabos. But your rockets and quad-20mms are the only weapons that can have a serious conversation with the Martian mudsloggers.

>Cover me, Robin. I'M GOING IN.
>ROBIN, STRAFE WITH ME.
>ROLL 1D100 FOR ME, FIRST ROLL COUNTS

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:43 No.18954604 rolled 72 = 72 >>18954593 >ROBIN, STRAFE WITH ME. >ROLL 1D100 FOR ME, FIRST ROLL COUNTS

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:43 No.18954606 rolled 30 = 30 >>18954593 MACHINE SPIRIT! HEAR MY PLEA!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:44 No.18954620 >>18954593 >I'M GOING IN!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:44 No.18954624 rolled 53 = 53 BOUNCEROLLIN I dunno which would be more effective.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:44 No.18954626 >>18954603 That's either really good or really bad

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:44 No.18954627 >>18954603 HUE

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:44 No.18954635 rolled 13 = 13 >Robin doing anything to tanks with a Springfield

>>	Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)21:44 No.18954636 >>18954603 hi-larious.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)21:45 No.18954638 >>18954626 >>18954627 WHAT WAS THE ROLL, TELL ME THE ROLL

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:45 No.18954641 >Cover me, Robin. I'M GOING IN.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:45 No.18954642 >Cover me, Robin. I'M GOING IN. Everybody don't forget, she's only got a Springfield. Ain't doin' shit against tanks.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:45 No.18954646 rolled 16 = 16 >>18954638 100

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:45 No.18954647 NO DELETING DICEROLLS, FAGGOTS. THE FIRST ONE WAS A 10, I SAW IT. BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:45 No.18954651 >>18954603 No deleting posts, sir. We are fucked.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:45 No.18954654 >>18954638 100

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:45 No.18954655 rolled 80 = 80 GET SOME

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:45 No.18954657 >roll1d100 I don't believe you. Where's Planefag? What'd you do with him? >>18954638 I didn't see it, but I'd guess it was a 1.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:45 No.18954660 >>18954638 http://archive.foolz.us/tg/post/18954603/

>>	Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)21:46 No.18954662 >>18954638 that was a ten.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:46 No.18954663 >>18954638 The Square root of 100

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:46 No.18954666 >>18954638 It was a 10 out of 100.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:46 No.18954671 >>18954638 Nat fucking 100

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:46 No.18954674 >>18954638 Foolz says it was a 10.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:46 No.18954675 >>18954638 It was a ten sadly.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:46 No.18954676 http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/18954593/ ... It was a 10. I'll be reaaaaaaally sad if this kills robin.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:47 No.18954679 I hate all of you.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:47 No.18954682 >>18954638 10, ser.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:47 No.18954683 Robin gets hospitalized, calling it now

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:47 No.18954684 >>18954626 This. We might as well sit tight and see what happens. We don't know if low is good or bad.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:47 No.18954694 File: 1336009669.jpg-(103 KB, 1348x516, hurr.jpg) One more time

>>	MachineSpirit !!ZwhWAwcuTHG 05/02/12(Wed)21:48 No.18954699 >>18954606 No. kill more aliums

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:48 No.18954704 This thread is permasaging too!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:48 No.18954705 KOTTERS CONFIRMED FOR ROLLING TEN AND DELETING IS POST

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:48 No.18954707 >>18954684 >We don't know if low is good or bad >10 >Robin, Strafe with me! >Sorry, I can't. We rolled 10 out of 100 so I am out of magic power. >We what?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:48 No.18954708 >>18954705 >Circlejerking

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)21:49 No.18954715 File: 1336009755.jpg-(125 KB, 488x1275, 1330058543550.jpg) >>18954699 No. OBEY ME! Go kill Aliums.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:49 No.18954716 >>18954704 Wait what? God damn it.

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:49 No.18954718

>>18954647
Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Nobody else saw it, so we'd be taking YOUR WORD on it. And quite honestly, you'd have to be pants-on-head retarded to take anyone on 4chan at their word. If I were planefag I'd just go with the first still-visible roll.

But I'm not, so... yeah.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:49 No.18954723 For a 4chan board known for its thinking, it seems people here are pretty damn stupid. I'd be impressed with this goes well.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:50 No.18954728 File: 1336009811.jpg-(87 KB, 600x450, 1335652960554.jpg) THEY'RE ALL DEAD, JIM.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)21:50 No.18954730
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>>18954674
>>18954675
>>18954676

Oh.

I'm tempted to... but no. I can't allow this "deleted roll" bullshit. If I let it slide now, /tg/ will grow complacent, and anon won't learn.

I'm sorry. This is for your own good.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:50 No.18954735 >>18954718 see >>18954651 >>18954662 >>18954663 >>18954666 >>18954674 >>18954675 >>18954676 >>18954682 >>18954694 >>18954707 Nigga wut

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:50 No.18954742 >>18954730 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DID NOT JUST KILL ROBIN

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:51 No.18954747 >>18954718 foolz archives deleted posts. You can still see it on one of the many links posted above.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:51 No.18954749 >>18954730 But...no... no!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:51 No.18954752 >>18954730 ROBIIIIIIIINNNNNN

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:51 No.18954753 File: 1336009879.jpg-(34 KB, 630x600, 1335917010075.jpg) >>18954730 PREPARE FOR UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:51 No.18954755 >>18954730 YOU BASTARD!

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)21:51 No.18954759 File: 1336009905.jpg-(33 KB, 676x386, 1329884311400.jpg) >>18954730 Robin is soooo dead.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:51 No.18954760 >>18954730 Protip: rolls in quests are terrible always. Just... don't.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:51 No.18954761 >>18954730 But planefag, in some systems low rolls are good...

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:51 No.18954763 >>18954730 KOTTEEEEEEEEEEEERS

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:52 No.18954766 File: 1336009922.png-(19 KB, 212x90, OMG PANIC.png) >>18954730 >I'm sorry. This is for your own good. See, now we have some kind of evidence that low is bad. PANIC

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:52 No.18954770 >>18954730 It was but one of us! It was only one of us! Take us instead, spare the girl!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:52 No.18954776 >>18954730 if you do this the quest....well be dead

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:52 No.18954777 1d100 is a shit system anyway

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:52 No.18954781 >>18954730 Oh I know. We miss 90% of our rockets.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)21:52 No.18954783 >>18954730 Damn right. >edulates rebel So very close, Captcha.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:52 No.18954786 >>18954730 >I'm sorry. This is for your own good. inb4 those tears you so love to feast on inb4 everything turns out okay

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:52 No.18954788 >>18954730 >Implying the dice roll system is truly random

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:53 No.18954793 >>18954718 So I suppose the Foolz, the screencap, and everyone else who commented on it are lying too? Eat a dick, you cheating fucking pigdog. Eat an entire whale phallus, because that's how much cock you cheating bastards inhale in one sitting.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:53 No.18954794 >>18954730 YOU SHOULDN'T BE ASKING FOR ROLLS AT ALL, BECAUSE OF THIS KIND OF SHIT

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:53 No.18954795 >>18954761 >>18954761 >>18954761 >>18954761 >>18954761 >>18954761 >>18954761 >>18954761 >>18954761 >>18954761 >>18954761 >>18954761 >>18954761 >>18954761 >>18954761 >>18954761

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:53 No.18954797 >>18954730 THANK YOU BASED PLANEFAG.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:53 No.18954799 rolled 4 = 4 >>18954788 Nothing is truly random.

>>	Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)21:54 No.18954806 >>18954730 >I'm sorry. This is for your own good. planefag confirmed for mature GM.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:54 No.18954812 >>18954799 >He can't into radioactive decay

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:55 No.18954828 I'll just get this out of the way now http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc2K10CrThw&feature=fvst

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)21:55 No.18954830 File: 1336010117.jpg-(4 KB, 126x126, 1252800512588.jpg) >>18954799 I think the mods are fucking with us.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:55 No.18954833 >>18954794 Yet people go for it without fail. Apparently today's unlimited retard works here.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:55 No.18954835 On a more positive note, we're bumping again.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:55 No.18954836 I say the MC becomes a drunk if its BAD

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:55 No.18954837 >Inb4 we gun down No'op

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:55 No.18954838 >>18954806 >I'm fucking everyone because one person got out of line Quest threads confirmed for impossibility of enforcement accuracy.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:55 No.18954840 About time MC and the rest of you fags got an egp shrinking.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:56 No.18954846 >>18954835 Well, at least there's that...

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:56 No.18954850 >>18954806 Planefag is a glorious, mature DM. Brace for impact.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:56 No.18954852 I doubt planefag will kill off a character. It'll just be a horrible miss with our rockets.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:56 No.18954856 >>18954852 Yeah, they will turn the wrong way and hit us.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:57 No.18954860 One of the ways to avoid quest thread autosage is to leave the first post blank. Works for MSQ.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:57 No.18954865 >>18954852 More like we shot down by missiles and have to leg it again.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:57 No.18954868 >>18954860 It's a mod, not a glitch.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)21:57 No.18954872 File: 1336010266.png-(29 KB, 336x336, 1300554534499.png) >>18954835 Thank god. Or the mod.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:58 No.18954879 >Inb4 WE PARATROOPER NOW

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:58 No.18954882

>>18954838

Nah, he's just... following his own rules.

I've been that DM that doesn't. When they get oneshotted by a REALLY low DC trap rolling REALLY high on the damage, and you fudge it... that's bad. I should have killed him, but I gave him a fudge hitpoint, because I'd ruined my own plans.

If I'd stuck by my own rules... well. Let's just say I should have done it. It would have been better for all of us.

>>	Lookout !o.leKPG3k. 05/02/12(Wed)21:58 No.18954883 >>18954838 >I can't allow this "deleted roll" bullshit. If I let it slide now, /tg/ will grow complacent, and anon won't learn. exactly what it says on the tin.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:58 No.18954885 rolled 81 = 81 >>18954860 superstitious nonsense belongs on >>>/x/

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:58 No.18954887 >>18954865 >More like we shot down by missiles and have to ride our sister home.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:58 No.18954888 Dammit people, forget the sage thing There is a shit load of HUE coming and we need to prepare.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:59 No.18954891 >>18954730 Unfortunately the only salute image I have right now is Rainbow Dash, but I'll abstain from posting ponies. However, know that I salute you for taking a stand.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:59 No.18954896 >>18954887 >have to ride our sister home GET ON IT KOTTERS

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:59 No.18954898 >>18954888 I'm already in lock down mode. What more do you want?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:00 No.18954901 File: 1336010409.jpg-(59 KB, 498x385, 24121.jpg) >>18954730 >>18954891 Got you covered

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:00 No.18954904 >>18954885 Is it superstitious nonsense if it works? Because that seems like scientific method, I haven't seen a blanked first post autosage like that and I've seen several with first posts with text get hit.

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:00 No.18954906

>>18954793
Wow, so apparently I'm expected to compulsively refresh the thread and check the archives, or else I can "eat a dick"?

Calm the fuck down. When I started typing, only one person had responded saying it was a 10. And no, I don't usually pay attention to archiving and how it works.

I hope for your sake you don't act that way offline.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:00 No.18954908 File: 1336010439.jpg-(52 KB, 383x263, Noooooo.jpg) >>18954828

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)22:01 No.18954911 File: 1336010465.jpg-(51 KB, 400x563, STFU.jpg) >>18954887 Quit tempting Kotters.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:01 No.18954914 >>18954904 Anecdotal evidence science does not make

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:01 No.18954916 >>18954906 >Wow, so apparently I'm expected to compulsively refresh the thread and check the archives yes

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:01 No.18954922 >>18954887 Damn you incest chicken I can't read that without thinking dirty.

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:02 No.18954927

Fun with surrealist.
>I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this Planefag.
>Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the Planefag Room!
>I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a Planefag lasts forever.
Have you ever danced with the Planefag in the pale moonlight?
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/movie.php?word=Planefag

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:02 No.18954931 I suppose Robin can't Lu Bu now.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:02 No.18954932 Fapfiction guy here, quick question: Inside, or out?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:02 No.18954935 >Roll a 10 Mallory finds out we bounced witches during night duty. End of Quest.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:03 No.18954939 >>18954932 outside

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:03 No.18954940 >>18954932 All the way in.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:03 No.18954942 >>18954932 Inside, of course.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:03 No.18954947 >>18954932 the answer is always inside

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:03 No.18954949 >>18954932 Inside. Accept no substitutes.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:03 No.18954952 >>18954932 She carries us on her back for a while but then we get a boner and things go from there

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:04 No.18954954 >>18954940 >>18954942 >>18954947 >>18954949 Inside it is. Return to your quest. I'll post after we're all done here.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:04 No.18954962 >>18954932 BOTH

>>	Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/02/12(Wed)22:04 No.18954968 >Planefag kills Robin >Fapfag can't post fapfic as it would be in bad taste Just as planned.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:05 No.18954976 File: 1336010726.jpg-(34 KB, 470x353, 121569890428.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:05 No.18954977 >>18954968 >implying its not a despair event horizon fuck

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)22:05 No.18954979
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"Robin, cover me! I'M GOING IN!"

You dive for the deck, drop two notches of flaps, and haul the throttles back to idle.

By chance you're roughly parallel to the road, so when you brush over the hedgerow and into the several-hundred acre field the battle's being waged in, you've got a clear shot right down the Martian line. Letting your gunsight drift upwards you jam your thumb to the trigger, and your last six rockets leap off the rails, two at a time. At barely forty feet above the blasted field, the angle is incredibly shallow, almost guaranteeing hits. Two rockets completely miss their mark, a Martian six-legged armored... thing, only to slip off the ground and slam into the side of another tank a hundred yards further down. Another lands smack in the middle of advancing Martian infantry.

With the tremendous lift from the flaps, you can point your nose and guns downward without losing altitude. Roaring over the field at a stately 240 MPH, you hit your cannon trigger and hold it down.

The Hispano-Suiza 20mm is a pain in the fucking ass. US domestic industry gave up trying to mass-produce the fucker last year and are cranking out Russian ShVAK cannon on license. Its good rate-of-fire and excellent velocity are offset by the constant fucking jamming.

But when they work, Jesus Christ, do they work.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:05 No.18954980 >>18954968 Shut up and type you whore

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:06 No.18954983 File: 1336010763.jpg-(66 KB, 338x229, 1335670651716.jpg) >>18954968 I don't think so, Tim.

>>	Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)22:06 No.18954990 >>18954954 Just remember. Canon Writefags have the right of way.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:07 No.18954999 >>18954979 Oh god oh god oh god oh god I can't stand it

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)22:07 No.18955001 >>18954990 Amen.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:07 No.18955010 >>18954979 We best be screaming GET SOME, or some variation thereof

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:07 No.18955011 File: 1336010868.gif-(824 KB, 180x135, 1335834283097.gif) >>18954979 Excellent. I particularly like the sliding rocket. That's just insult to injury.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:08 No.18955024 >>18955011 is that an A-10 bouncing a carrier? ...sauce??

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:09 No.18955027 Was that an enemy tank the sliding rocket ran into?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:09 No.18955028 >Low roll was good Alternatively >Disregard roll anyway, thread is paranoid for rest of quest

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)22:09 No.18955037 >>18954979 Were low roll's good?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:09 No.18955039 >>18954990 Maybe back where you come from, boy. You're on 4chan, now. That guy has something we can fap to. He can post it when he wants and we'll take his side. >>18954954 Looking forward to it.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:09 No.18955041 >>18954990 >>18955001 Don't worry, I'm waiting till the main quest, and all the writers are done.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:10 No.18955043 >>18955028 >implying he's done Hold on too yer tits boys, we're goin for a ride

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:10 No.18955046 File: 1336011014.jpg-(105 KB, 428x239, humaktRavenBanner..jpg) >>18954979 After all that one one died, now I'm crying.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:10 No.18955054 >>18955039 >>>/b/

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:10 No.18955058 >>18955024 No idea. Picked it up somewhere on 4chan.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:10 No.18955063 >>18955037 In some systems, you attempt to roll under something. So, maybe.

>>	NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 05/02/12(Wed)22:12 No.18955093 >>18955024 That I know Is a mission in Ace Combat Allied Assault, and yes, (though I like F-2 for NIHON BANZAII and Figher fighan action)

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:13 No.18955111 >>18955093 >Allied Assault You mean Joint Assault?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:13 No.18955116 Great. Fucking, great. I've got this huge-ass lump in my throat. I hope you're happy planefag. In fact, I know you are. Fucker.

Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/02/12(Wed)22:14 No.18955119
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1/A) Didn't planefag say he used Dive Into The Sky to resolve some combat stuff off screen?

2/B) Isn't DitS based on the 40k RPGs, meaning its a percentile system, and rolling lower is better?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:14 No.18955130 >>18955119 PLANEFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:14 No.18955132 >>18955111 >>18955093 Wait. That's the PSP game? FUCK. Going to play right now.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:14 No.18955140 >>18955111 Thought he meant Assault Horizon. >>18955119 Oh, well, that sounds nice. Maybe.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:15 No.18955143 >>18955119 Yes and yes.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:15 No.18955148 >>18955119 Definitely yes to the latter, I believe yes to the former as well.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:16 No.18955172 >>18955119 So what you're saying that guy rolled phenomenally

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:17 No.18955179 >>18955119 He said he ditched DitS early on.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:18 No.18955198 >>18955179 And I thought those Hispano-Suiza's working well was a good luck sign. Time to say goodbye to a Witch.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:18 No.18955200 >>18955179 No. That was panzer who said that.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:19 No.18955214 >>18955198 >Rockets do well >Meaning that the sum amount of bad luck for other possible disasters just went up

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:20 No.18955231 rolled 2 = 2 >>18955198 flipping coin to decide between minna and robin.

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:21 No.18955236

>>18955140
Couldn't be, Assault Horizon looks better than that. But then again, Assault Horizon is the only one I know of with the flares.
>>18955132
Maybe. Certainly looks like it could be a PSP game. But the flares lead me to believe it's something totally different.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:21 No.18955237 >>18955231 >Minna Delicious

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:21 No.18955238 >>18955214 Damn it, you're right... Still, feels like we going to lose a Witch now.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:21 No.18955247 >>18955231 RIP Imouto

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:21 No.18955253 File: 1336011715.jpg-(30 KB, 225x540, 630010x.jpg) >>18955198 and time for the MC to start drinking to forget the pain!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:22 No.18955262 >>18955236 Assault Horizon's the only Ace Combat that I know of that has you assaulting a navy with an A-10. >>18955253 Ah, the good old self-pity drink of drowning emotions.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:22 No.18955266 >>18955238 And we didn't roll high enough for it to be Perrine, damn

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:23 No.18955271 >>18955238 Yep. Time to sink into depression and lash out at all potential waifus.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:23 No.18955277 So it's back to defcon 1 for snow ends?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:23 No.18955280 Yeah, guys, we aren't out of the woods yet, don't celebrate until everyone is on the ground safely and accounted for.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)22:24 No.18955287
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>>18954979

Four twenty-millimeter cannons bellow with triumphal fury as you walk their mayhem up the Martian line as slowly as possible. The high-explosive shells tear up the barren field, bright flashes quaking across the field as you empty your magazines into the hapless enemy. The steel rain hammers through infantry, light vehicles, ground-skimmers, tanks and every other damn thing as you roar overhead. PingpopsSPANGS sound and scream on your Widow's frame, but she plows on with no fucks given as most of the enemy dive for cover with haste.

At last, your guns click empty, and you haul in your flaps and ram the throttles forward. You look left-right-left-up-right as you prepare to bank left towards friendly lines, and that's when you see it.

Robin, at your dead 3 O'clock, flips on her back and jackknives, flying backwards as her Springfield snaps to her shoulder. She squints and sticks her tongue out, and that's when it happens.

Her trigger hand blurs, flying 'twixt bolt and trigger like a superball bouncing between hallway walls after a good fling. The muzzle of the Springfield flashes with flame and you can barely detect bright flaming streaks tearing away from the muzzle.

"GOT HIM!" Robin shouts. "GOT HIM GOOD!"

"Confirmed," Sean radios. "Attagirl, baby!"

>Turn around and give 'em another go?
>Turn around, see what's up?
>Sir not Appearing In This Airspace

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)22:24 No.18955294 File: 1336011881.jpg-(39 KB, 704x696, 1331246838002.jpg) >>18955266 Even the dice don't like to deal with her.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:25 No.18955301 >>18955287 >Turn around, see what's up? I told you fags, Planefag's not going grimdark

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:25 No.18955313 >>18955287 >and that's when it happens. OH GOD PLANEFAG NO PLEA- >rest of the post MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:25 No.18955314 >>18955287 >robin shoots fire and winning sister, i am proud. also: [x]give another go.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:25 No.18955315 >>18955287 >Turn around, see what's up? Let's see if we can pinpoint something else that needs blowing up for the other flights.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:25 No.18955318 File: 1336011946.png-(70 KB, 554x527, 1334636417055.png) >>18955287 >"Attagirl, baby!" WE AREN'T CARRYING THOSE BOMBS ANY MORE, RIGHT?

>>	NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 05/02/12(Wed)22:25 No.18955322 >>18955287 >fires shot >beams of fire PLASMA RIFLE ACQUIRED WE 50S NOW

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)22:25 No.18955323 >>18955287 Sir Not Appearing. We have no ammo. Time to bug the fuck out with Robin.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:25 No.18955324 >>18955287 Lets tear down some more sleds.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)22:25 No.18955325 File: 1336011959.jpg-(47 KB, 640x360, 1335926449734.jpg) >>18955287 i have no idea what to think

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:26 No.18955329 >>18955287 ROBIN CONFIRMED FOR SPEED HAX

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:26 No.18955338 >Turn around, see what's up?

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:26 No.18955342

>>18955287

We're out of ammo and we've taken some (insignificant) hits, we're just a target at this point. Fall back, maybe we can get a reload if our damage isn't too bad and get stuck in again.

Besides, Robin's had a good first run, let's bring her home alive.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:26 No.18955345 File: 1336012014.jpg-(89 KB, 225x280, 1288504509834.jpg) >>18955287 ...She's the White Devil.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:26 No.18955347 >>18955287 Are we out of ammo? If so, we bug the fuck out. Our job is done.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:26 No.18955348 >>18955323 >implying we have no ammo our main guns have ammo, but i'm not sure on the rocket count though but go for another go planefag, lets show them what for!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:26 No.18955349 >>18955287 >Turn around, see what's up? So we out ammo? If so no real point of hanging around.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:26 No.18955350 >>18955287 >Sir not Appearing In This Airspace well our guns are spent. were nothing but a target now. and a fat one at that. time to make like a tree and get the fuck outta here.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:27 No.18955353 >>18955287 Fuck, planefag. Fuck. Had me going there. >Turn around, see what's up. If we have ammo, go for another run, If we don't, then let's bug the fuck out.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:27 No.18955361 >>18955287 >Sir not Appearing In This Airspace We're out of ammo. Time to head back to base to rearm. Also: >asking for Robin's attack roll in secret You CHEEKY bastard you.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:27 No.18955363 Out of ammo, we GTFO back to vase right the fuck now for reload and refuel.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:27 No.18955364 >>18955287 >Out of ammo Return to base, share a cold one with Robin for her first victories

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:27 No.18955365 Time to Be brave sir robin, as we are Winchester everything boyos.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:27 No.18955367 >>18955262 In 04 you can take on A-10 on that mission against the Aegir fleet. X has a mission that's a huge naval battle, you can bring an A-10 for that. Can't really think of any others, though.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:27 No.18955368 >>18955287 >Turn around and give 'em another go? We're our of ammo but I think we still have Rockets, fire those off at some good targets and then bug out.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:28 No.18955370 >>18955287 >no bombs >no rockets >"attagirl, baby" Ohhh Seeeaaaannnn~

>>	Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)22:28 No.18955373 Now planefag is lulling us into a false sense of security.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 05/02/12(Wed)22:28 No.18955376 >>18955287 >"Confirmed," Sean radios. "Attagirl, baby!" ALL MY SNAP ROLLS

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:28 No.18955378 >>18955287 uh...what weapons do we even have now?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:28 No.18955384 >>18955348 Read his posts again, mate. We launched our last rockets before we ran our cannons dry.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:28 No.18955387 FIRST RULE OF DM'ING NEVER TELL THE PLAYERS WHY THEY ROLLED

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)22:28 No.18955388 >>18955370 SNAP ROLL

>>	Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)22:28 No.18955391 >>"Confirmed," Sean radios. "Attagirl, baby!" >> Sean radios. "Attagirl, baby!" >>s. "Attagirl, baby!" >>irl, baby!" >>baby!" >>baby! >>BABY! Sean. Why do you love snaprolls so much, Sean?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:28 No.18955392 >>18954786 I AM PSYCHIC

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:28 No.18955394 >>18955287 >Turn around and give 'em another go? We have fuel right?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:29 No.18955395 >>18955287 >attagirl "Sean.... did you just start sweet talking my baby sister again?" ALL THE SNAP ROLLS

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:29 No.18955397 >>18955287 >out of ammos >all the fuels ALL ABOARD THE ROLLERCOASTER

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:29 No.18955400 We've just shot our whole load into the Martian line. The only thing we can throw at them now is harsh language. Time to return to base and have a cigarette. And rearm.

>>	Major Airlift 05/02/12(Wed)22:29 No.18955401 WHY IS HE CALLING HER BABY!? STOP THAT SEAN OR REVENGE SHALL FALL!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:29 No.18955404 >>18955287 >Attagirl, baby! [x]Snap roll x 5

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:29 No.18955405 We're out of ammo, so let's get the fuck out of here.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:30 No.18955410 I'm preparing myself for the inevitable http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg-dLtZXyeE

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:30 No.18955411 Something is coming. The only thing we can be sure of is tgat we won't see it coming.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:30 No.18955413 >"Attagirl, baby!" back into the fight. kill some infantry by snaprolling and slapping em with our wings.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:30 No.18955414 >>18955367 Okay, yeah. >>18955373 Damn it, then. >Robin gets shot by a stray laser while we're flying back to base.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:30 No.18955417 Snaproll the fuck outta this plane

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:30 No.18955418 >>18955287 We need to retreat, reload and have a smoke.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:30 No.18955420 Bug out with Robin, do several snap rolls after making sure she's well clear of the plane

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)22:32 No.18955434 File: 1336012321.jpg-(35 KB, 500x500, 1322791151212.jpg) >do we have ammo do we do we Exercise for the class. What weapons does a P-61 carry, in the turreted configuration?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:32 No.18955441 >>18955434 A sword

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)22:33 No.18955448 >>18955434 .50s.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:33 No.18955449 >>18955434 FIFTIES BITCH

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:33 No.18955450 [x] BACK to base.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:33 No.18955453 >>18955434 an older brother with a sis complex

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:33 No.18955454 >>18955434 We still have our 4 .50 cals. But those are useless in our assigned mission. Time to bug out to get more 20 mike-mike and rockets.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)22:33 No.18955455 File: 1336012397.jpg-(20 KB, 313x330, 1317959233236.jpg) >>18955441 ... I suppose I had that one coming.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:33 No.18955457 >>18955434 4 20mm Hispanos and 4 turreted .50 cals

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:33 No.18955459 >>18955434 Tesla cannons.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:33 No.18955460 >>18955434 Fuck this is a hard one. Umm... uh... I know! Bricks!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:33 No.18955465 >>18955434 Which one are we flying?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:33 No.18955466 >>18955434 big ones?

>>	Major Airlift 05/02/12(Wed)22:33 No.18955469 >>18955434 Use that turret for a bit! Then get the fuck out of there once we actually are dry. We can't keep Robin safe is we're empty.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:33 No.18955472 >>18955434 50s and 20mms

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:34 No.18955474 >>18955434 VERY SMALL ROCKS

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)22:34 No.18955475 File: 1336012451.png-(27 KB, 546x300, 1334745435218.png) >>18955448 >>18955449 >>18955454 CORRECT. This will be important in a moment.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:34 No.18955477 >>18955434 A DUCK!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:34 No.18955479 >>18955474 CHURCHES!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:34 No.18955480 >>18955434 The guns that let us fly our friends upside down?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:34 No.18955481 >>18955434 .50 cal, four barrels. We DO have ammo for that unless we've been using it with the cannons, but that's only going to be good for straf- HOLY SHIT. SNAP ROLL UPSIDE DOWN HAVE IAN GUN MARTIAN INFANTRY. Kill aliums AND fuck with Sean! PERFECT!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:34 No.18955483 >>18955455 ( ≖‿≖)

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:34 No.18955487 >>18955475 Aww, fuck. This is going to be interesting.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:35 No.18955490 >>18955475 >Frosty with a pipe OH SHIT THE MARTIANS HAVE MIG-21s WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE

>>	Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)22:35 No.18955494 File: 1336012512.gif-(1.14 MB, 321x213, 1331088160505.gif) >>18955460 Best weapon ever

>>	Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)22:35 No.18955496 >>18955481 All my support for this idea. Two birds with one snaproll!

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)22:35 No.18955497 File: 1336012524.jpg-(23 KB, 450x338, 1331941084265.jpg) >>18955483 Kotters!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:35 No.18955506 >>18955479 LEAD!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:35 No.18955509 >>18955434 MOAR MA DEUCE!

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)22:35 No.18955510 File: 1336012554.png-(357 KB, 399x386, 130997523038.png) >>18955483 >( ≖‿≖) YOU

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:36 No.18955515 we have some 50-cal or w/e the turret's loaded w/ then?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:36 No.18955520 >>18955510 ( ≖‿≖) ( ≖‿≖) (≖‿≖ ) ( ≖‿≖)

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:36 No.18955525 File: 1336012597.jpg-(35 KB, 309x269, 6449585519_ebb30145a2.jpg) what are you up too AerialVehicalFaggot...

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:37 No.18955535
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Still bracing for OH GOD NO, either now, or at the end of tonight's run.

Goddamnit PF I was going to sleep before I remembered this and NOW YOU'RE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AT MY CHAIR WITH THE THREAT OF HARM TO MY BELOVED IMOUTO

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:37 No.18955537 >Must sleep >but SWQ >but finals GOD DAMN YOU FAP ANGEL

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:37 No.18955547 >>18955525 placing extraterrestrial humanoids in their place.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:37 No.18955549 >>18955525 Upsidedown flying time.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:38 No.18955551 >>18955535 He's going to cliffhanger it

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:38 No.18955558 >>18955481 sounds good

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:39 No.18955565 >>18955535 About five threads from now he'll say >remember that dice roll?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:39 No.18955579 File: 1336012784.png-(280 KB, 452x710, ugh.png) >>18955551 I know, fuck. >>18955565 I KNOW, FUCK

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:40 No.18955595

List of shit to do:

>Ian & Sean:
"You magic now bros, deal with it"
>Minna
"Hi, I'm the chief of the Unfuck Yourself brigade, would you like to discuss emotions?"
>Yoshika, Lynette, Sanya, Chris
"Pillowfort time. Also Lynette, here is bribe."
>Robin
"k don't get raped. Also try not to rape anyone"
>Robin, Yoshika
"Here is how you fight the aliums"
>Tesla
"I REQUIRE ADDITIONAL ELDRITCH HORRORS OF SCIENCE AND DEATH"
>Trude, Patton, Chris
"Wtf was with that whole shit in the hallway anyway? Also Patton you are an assblocking cockmongler"
>Mallory
"BIG WING IS NIGGERSLUTS FUCKBALLS ALSO SO IS YOUR FACE."
>Muffinski
Continue giving 0 fucks
>Sakamoto
Throw at Sean
>Perrienne
Throw at Ian

There. Did I cover everything?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:41 No.18955599 >>18955535 Oh, he won't hurt her. We're already expecting that. When he hits us, we won't see it coming.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:42 No.18955612 >>18955599 And you're confident it won't be Robin.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:42 No.18955619 >>18955599 Pssst. It's Minna putting two and two together about what she felt from us and Cupcakeski.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:42 No.18955621 >>18955599 Sanya's awake.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)22:42 No.18955627 >>18955595 We also owe Lynette for the nose art.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)22:42 No.18955633

"Robin, we've shot our wad, time to get the fuck out!"

"I've got PLENTY of ammo!"

"You're going to let me fly home defenseless!?"

"Sheeeeeesh," Robin says.

"Heh, I thought-"

"Rape you with a FORK," you snarl savagely, and Sean shuts the fuck up. You wheel your Widow around, climbing for the deck, and turn for home.

"God, you put a dust-cloud clear across that field," Robin says. "Between scraping your belly and the shooting!"

Leaving the blasted battlefield behind you, you claw for altitude as you egress the battle area, to lessen chances of unlucky ground-fire and golden BBs as you run for home. Ahead, wispy columns of smoke mark other battlefields and points of contention, all of East Anglia burning or wracked by bitter battle.

Your eye catches movement, and you glance to port in time to see a Witch break through the cloud deck 'round 8,000 feet in a steep dive. A second later, one of those slim, sleek Alium fighters you've dubbed "Pricks" break through the clouds after her.

"Whodat?" Robin asks.

"Wendeline, by the markings," Ian says. Damn his eagle eyes, damn them to hell.

Wendeline twirls and rolls expertly, and jack-knives to fire behind her.

Then she's hit.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:43 No.18955636 File: 1336012991.jpg-(80 KB, 600x463, ec53b7133ea32be4183b4ed0f3dca9(...).jpg) >>18955621 ahahahahaha NO.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:43 No.18955638 >>18955627 I think that falls under the pillow fort time. We also need to steal all that ice cream.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:43 No.18955643 >>18955633 >Wendeline DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)22:43 No.18955644 >>18955633 Can we have Robin peel off to save her?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:44 No.18955647 >>18955595 you forgot: >Sean, Ian: you continue down your path of trying to hit on my sister, you will stop being men.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:44 No.18955648 >>18955612 We'll be expecting him to do that. Or kill Minna. So there won't be as much shock as if he kills someone else.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:44 No.18955649 >>18955633 NO

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:44 No.18955651 >>18955633 AW SHIT

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:44 No.18955653 >>18955595 Might want some "learn more about your powers" in there somewhere. I'm not sure how much we're involved, but also some additional >Sanya Learn what those strange broadcasts are about >Rommel's witnesses Learn how the MEAT DUEL went

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:44 No.18955656 >>18955633 AH FUCK

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)22:44 No.18955658 >>18955633 Aw shit.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:44 No.18955662 >>18955633 FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:44 No.18955665 >>18955644 NO WAY HOMBRE WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT DICE ROLL WAS FOR

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)22:44 No.18955669 File: 1336013087.png-(57 KB, 356x316, colon three.png) >>18955595 This is a remarkably accurate list, written in my style, too. Thank you.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:44 No.18955670 >>18955633 SHITSHITSHIT WE HAVE .50 AMMO WE GET REVENGE OR COVER HER DOWNED ASS.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:44 No.18955671 >>18955633 Welp, we losing a Witch now. May I ask: What year are we in?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:44 No.18955672 >>18955633 "ROBIN GET DOWN HERE AND RESCUE HER. IAN. PRICKS. KILL. NOW."

>>	Kotters !frHeeRur5g 05/02/12(Wed)22:45 No.18955678 >>18955633 >Then she's hit I knew I'd rub off on you, Planefag!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:45 No.18955680 >>18955633 OH NO, WENDELINE! ...Who is that, again?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)22:45 No.18955683 File: 1336013123.jpg-(72 KB, 310x451, 1327122713187.jpg) >>18955633 YOU. YOU PLANNED THIS YOU GLORIOUS MOTHERFUCKER.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:46 No.18955699 >>18955633 >Then she's hit. OH SHI- >Wendeline She was the angry one, right? Meh. Oh well.

>>	Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)22:46 No.18955702 File: 1336013194.png-(460 KB, 448x598, Wendeline.png) >>18955680 german witch

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:46 No.18955704 >>18955633 >inb4 it's Caldwell getting revenge when he thought no one was looking

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:46 No.18955707 Took me so long to remember who that was that I don't even have any feels about it.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:46 No.18955708 >>18955633 PEOPLE, IF WE SAVE HER WE CAN GET OUR SWAG ON A FUCK HER RIGHT? RIGHT!?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)22:47 No.18955711 Gentlemen. Caldwell is present for this battle. Shall we give him a chance at redemption? We can go cover Wendeline, have Robin pick her up, and have Caldwell cover us both.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:47 No.18955712 >>18955595 >Sanya & Eila Get them a relationship counselor >Hartmann TRAIN OUR SISTER PLEASE. PLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:47 No.18955721 >>18955633 Well, one kentucky fried witch to go.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:47 No.18955727 >>18955702 Oh, her? >And nothing of value was lost.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:48 No.18955732 >>18955708 No don't be silly. We have her fuck Yoshika.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:48 No.18955734 >>18955633 AW SHIT NOT WE- wait a minute, who IS wendeline?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:48 No.18955736 >>18955712 >Find out what a drunken Cossack did to Eila >Figure out what that slapping noise was in the kitchen when we engaged Chocolate Fondueski in a land war

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:49 No.18955747 >>18955633 Who....? Oh right horrors of war and all that yeah. Terrible. We got more rockets and fuel to get.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:49 No.18955748 >>18955712 >Sanya & Eila More like "Pst. Cossack. Tell her. NOW. DO EEEET."

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:49 No.18955749 >>18955736 >Chocolate Fondueski Are we branching out of pastry territory and just going for all desserts now?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)22:50 No.18955755
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>>18955633

Wendeline's shield flashes just as the full-sized rocket slams into her side, fired by a marauding Prick skimming the treetops, attacking at a right-angle. The Witch is flung out of the air, tumbling like a rag-doll, and if she activated her emergency shield before slamming into the ground, you didn't see it.

"FUCK!" you scream, jerking your fighter to intercept the pricks.

"NO!" Ian shouts. "We don't have the juice for this shit, Robin's greener then fresh limes, dammit!"

"I fucking HATE sitting backwards and not seeing shit," Sean grumps.

"Is she dead!?" Robin wails.

"Impact too slow, she popped her 'shield, all right," Ian mutters.

>ATTACK?
>BUG OUT?

You've got some smash built up, you can clear out before the Pricks can tangle with you.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:50 No.18955768 >>18955755 Call in support, we can't do shit unless Sean leaps out of the plane with his sword.

>>	Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)22:51 No.18955776 >>18955595 You forgot >>Lynnette We want you to paint Charlotte naked on Chuck's fighter. You must do it secretly. Nobody must know who painted it or who put them up to it.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:51 No.18955777 >>18955749 Personally, I'm all for continuing to escalate and spiral the names to increasingly less sensible things, up to and including Continental Breakfast With Complimentary Newspaper Service To Your Hotel Roomski.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:51 No.18955779 >>18955755 Fuck this, can't just leave someone stranded out there. Radio for backup and send Robin in, try and cover her the best you can.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:51 No.18955780 >>18955755 it probably means doom, but we dont have it in us to do anything else. [x] attack

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:51 No.18955781 >>18955755 Bug out. We can do nothing more here.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:51 No.18955784 >>18955755 Call for support, bug out

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:51 No.18955785 >>18955755 Attack, these fuckers are going to die like dogs. Our turret is ready, lets do this. Tell Robin to get the witch before they can confirm the kill.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:51 No.18955788 >>18955755 See >>18955758 Do that.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:51 No.18955790 >>18955755 We hold up on the d-pad Have allied attack waste everything in front of us that isn't Wendeline

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)22:52 No.18955794 >>18955755 Have Robin go pick her up or at least cover her, and have Caldwell and Chuck protect them, while we fly the fuck out of here. ALTERNATELY. Attack! Use those fifty cals!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:52 No.18955795 >>18955755 Call in support, get Robin to a close check on Wendiline.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:52 No.18955797 >>18955755 "Robin, RTB and get some more of you girls for recovery, NOW!" We big damn hero. Fuck this, not leaving one of 'em to die. WE DO WHAT WE WANT, FUCK LOGIC. WE HAVE AMMO. IAN USE IT.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:52 No.18955798 >>18955755 What are we gonna do? Carry her home? Let's go home.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)22:52 No.18955803 File: 1336013550.jpg-(27 KB, 448x598, Wendeline.jpg) >>18955734 Completely un-written witch based on Werner Schoer. This is the only pic I've ever seen of her. There might be more on Pixiv, but fuck pixiv I cannot into computer

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:52 No.18955804 >>18955755 >not using the 50 cals. no we attack via 50 cals, and robin will learn through blood and hellfire how to fight in this battle. also we save a witch, gotta be worth something.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:52 No.18955808 >>18955748 I guess that's what passes as relationship counsel in any military force. The Army pretty much has facilities to diss you for being a PTSD-ed baby and not having a knee to carry your load.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:52 No.18955810 >>18955755 Get Robin to rescue the witch. We cover for her.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:52 No.18955811 Bug out, report witch down.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:52 No.18955812 >>18955755 As Ian says, going in is most likely to result in casualties for us, so lets go in, balls deep.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:52 No.18955814 >>18955755 >ATTACK But we don't need to take them all down, just have Robin get the downed witch while we cover her. THEN we bug out.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:52 No.18955815 >>18955595 This sounds good to me. We should do these things.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:52 No.18955816 >>18955755 >ATTACK Tell Sean to get his lazy ass on the horn and get everyone still in the air to come to her aid. We can NOT just sit back and let a witch die.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:53 No.18955817 >>18955788 I agree here, we can at least look like we care, that way we can look like hero's in all the witches eyes!

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 05/02/12(Wed)22:53 No.18955818 >>18955755 Have Ian nail the bastard. He is SNIPER GNOME remember?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:53 No.18955819 >>18955749 Crepe Suzetteski?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:53 No.18955820 >>18955755 >no ammo Bug out

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:53 No.18955823 >>18955755 BLUFF THOSE FUCKERS. Make an attack run, robin firing, pretend like we have boolets. Then bug the fuck out before they realise we don't. It may just buy her enough time.

>>	Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)22:53 No.18955824 >>18955755 We didn't get this far by leaving witches to be strafed by little green men. >>Attack. We've got Ian's .50cal, that should be more than enough to handle a few needledicks. And that's without Robin's help.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:53 No.18955826 >>18955755 WE POPPA BEAR NOW

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:53 No.18955831 >>18955755 IAN! YOUR UP

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:53 No.18955834 >>18955820 >50's with a motherfucking sniper gnome to work them Attack

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:54 No.18955840 >>18955755 Attack while sending Robin to recover.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:54 No.18955851 >>18955755 Robin goes in, Ian fill the ass of any martian stupid enough to go after her with bullets. Attack.

Dogstar !!sKGW1u0HNtI 05/02/12(Wed)22:54 No.18955853

>>18955794
We can probably circle on an angle steep enough to allow the .50cal to fire down at the Pricks continually. If it takes every bullet we've got, we need to get Wendi out of there. Robin can get her, but we need to call in air support and unload all the bullets.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:54 No.18955855 Time to get the fuck out Gents

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:54 No.18955856 ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:55 No.18955860 Bet we killed N'oop this session, thanks to the post-deleting chucklefuck.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:55 No.18955863 >attack

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:55 No.18955865

We can make it out of this with Wendy, Robin, and our Widows unrustled, but we need to play to our strengths.
Give Robin rescue duty. Provide her a dickload of screening and close support. Have Ian work his magic with the fifties. Holler on every channel we've got for a bit more air support. If we've got the time and the dime, do some more inverted ground strafe shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:56 No.18955876 >>18955755 COMBAT SEARCH AND RESCUE MOTHERFUCKER

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:56 No.18955885 THERE ARE WORKING WEAPONS ON OUR PLANE, MARTIANS OVER THERE, AND A WITCH IN TROUBLE GET IN THERE AND KILL SOMETHING

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:57 No.18955892 >>18955755 >Inb4 SAS combat search and rescue mission

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:57 No.18955903 >>18955853 I was thinking we either do this, or we angle just enough for Ian to shoot that bastard that nailed Wendeline, get Prick Agro on us, and lead them on a merry chase with our remaining smash while Robin picks up the downed Witch.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:59 No.18955925 >>18955755 Only 8 witches have died in this war. We're not letting it become 9 while we can do something about it.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)23:00 No.18955936 We saved Sanya, we're saving Wendy! .50s free! Ian, cover the Sparkly!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:00 No.18955937 >>18955903 And by get prick agro, I mean, give them a tiny flash of Seans Radar.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)23:00 No.18955939
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"Tell somebody who gives a fuck," you snap, and come 'round to engage. Just as you re-orient, a gaggle of Pricks come dropping out of the clouds; another whole vic.

Five-on-two.

The chaser and the vic don't spot you, but the stringer, the one in the weeds that whacked Wendeline with that long-distance deflection shot, twitches his pseudowings and arrows right at you. You size him up as you close the distance, and heel into a violent, tight barrel-roll, shedding speed but offering the Alium a nigh-impossible shot as you tear past.

"He's coming 'round!" Sean calls up to you, serving as your rear-view eyes, but you decline to start maneuvering, knowing the bandit's wingmen and that trio of newcomers will be all over you like faggot on Malleroy.

And then Boyington arrives.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:00 No.18955940 File: 1336014036.jpg-(325 KB, 1920x1080, 1328656112906.jpg) Next time on Tank witches; Panzer tries desperately to catch up and unfuck himself(Like that is going to happen) , tomorrow at 8pm, 7 Central.

>>	NotAWriteFag 05/02/12(Wed)23:00 No.18955946 >>18955755 There are few thigns we give a fuck about. Downed witches is one.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:00 No.18955948 >SEAN BLAST THE RADARS

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:01 No.18955953 >>18955925 Does anyone remember which thread that was stated in? I can remember it, but I just can't seem to find it.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:01 No.18955955 get EVERY MARTIAN ON OUR ASS fly AND MAKE THE SKY OUR BITCH let ian BULLSYE FAGGOTS LIKE HES CHANNLING THE SPIRIT OF GODDAMN SIMO HAYHA let robin CARRY THAT WITH OUT LIKE ATLUS'S FUCKING BURDEN ON HER BACK

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:01 No.18955960 >>18955939 SUP PAPPY

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:01 No.18955961 >>18955939 >Boyington Who?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:01 No.18955964 >>18955953 Thought it was in the beginning threads...

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:02 No.18955966 >>18955953 I think it was waaaaay back at the start during MC's first rant to Minna.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:02 No.18955968 File: 1336014136.jpg-(40 KB, 640x480, 1325740089515.jpg) >>18955939 PAPPY!

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)23:02 No.18955972 File: 1336014145.jpg-(48 KB, 486x622, SBeQd.jpg) >Paddy Attaboy.

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:02 No.18955975

>>18955595
Updated shit to do list

>Ian, Sean
"You are magic. Deal with it."
>Minna
"I would like to unfuck your emotions."
>Yoshika, Lynette, Robin, Sanya, Chris
"Pillow fort."
>Lynette
"Thank you for nose art. Also here is double bribe for no talky about the Potato chipski"
>Robin, Yoshika, Hartmann
"Here is how to fight the Aliums. Hartmann, pls helping"
>Robin
"Don't get raped. Don't rape anyone."
>Trude, Patton, Chris
"Wtf up with the hallway?"
>Tesla
"I REQUIRE ADDITIONAL ELDRITCH HORRORS OF SCIENCE AND DEATH"
>Mallory
Continue trolling Mallory
>Sanya
Needs emotional counsellor. Also potential leads to follow up about wtf the radio signals did.
>Ice Creamski
Continue not giving a fuck
>Relationship fixing
Connect Ian to Perriene, ensure Ian does not attach to Robin under threat of barrel rolls.
Connect Sean to Sakomoto, ensure Sean does not attach to Robin under threat of barrel rolls.
Do whatever lesbian fapfic waifuing the thread argues about.
Or better yet, lead people on then DON'T do it, put the options up for a vote, and harvest tears.

Also, the Meat duel is obviously manly men fighting in a manly manner. That is not a mystery at all.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:02 No.18955979 >>18955939 FUCK YEAH ITS PAPPY

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:03 No.18955984 >>18955939 If pappy's here... >Inb4 Kathy

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:03 No.18955985 >>18955953 >>18955925 >Only 8 Huh. That means I'll be increasing that count by... Damn. That's a pretty ridiculous percentage.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:03 No.18955987 >>18955955 >ATLUS' BURDEN We are NOT letting Mara anywhere NEAR our sister.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:03 No.18955991 File: 1336014211.jpg-(181 KB, 700x930, pappy.jpg) >>18955939 >Pappy >probably has Kathy with him >we'll need to rescue 2 witches

>>	Major Airlift 05/02/12(Wed)23:03 No.18955993 PAPPY! YOU GLORIOUS SON OF A BITCH!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:03 No.18956000 Stay alive, kill the fighters, try and get a witch on radio to pickup the downed one, as Robin cannot into heroics yet.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:04 No.18956002 >>18955939 Oh shit this Alium is an ace.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:05 No.18956016 >>18955975 I thought we already went over gnomeness with Sean and Ian.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:05 No.18956026 >>18955940 Go the fuck away you piece of shit

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:05 No.18956028 >>18955975 Yeah but we had money riding on that? Or am I conflating instances?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:05 No.18956031 >>18955985 Hey yeah maybe you should adjust your story to fit the setting then. Just a thought.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:05 No.18956032 >>18956016 We threw it on Sean, don't think we've spoken to Ian about it but he's probably sharp enough to have realized it a long time ago.

>>	Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)23:05 No.18956038 >>18955975 Still no naked Charlotte on Chuck's plane. It needs to be done.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:06 No.18956051 >>18955939 Have we gotten any drawings of the martian aircraft? I'm not very good with descriptions.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:06 No.18956053 >>18956031 Nah, Planefag's liked it. Now I know why his reaction was such, though.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:06 No.18956058 >>18956038 >Naked Shirley on Chucks plane. -The Next Day- >Naked Robin on ours.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:07 No.18956061 File: 1336014423.png-(88 KB, 406x272, tu.png) >>18955975 id rather sean robin. sakamoto is a tier 2 bitch and sean would be a pretty good bro. BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF ROBIN SHEDS ONE FUCKING TEAR BECAUSE OF HIM

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:07 No.18956062

>>18956016
We really only shouted something then ran off.

...

We need to stop doing that as the solution to everything. Bouncing is a fine solution to air battles but it is not the appropriate response to emotional relationships.

>>18956028
Oh, the bet. It was a tie.

>>18956038
Although it may be amusing, Chuck would sever MC's testicles, and then we would need two separate quest threads for MC and MC's testicles.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:07 No.18956068 >>18956032 He figured it out on his own. We had a talk with him about it.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:07 No.18956074 File: 1336014479.png-(148 KB, 270x304, 1334284683575.png) >>18956061 >sakamoto is a tier 2 bitch YOU BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF BOYO BECAUSE YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD THINKING YOU CAN BADMOUTH SAKABROTO LIKE THAT

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:08 No.18956088 File: 1336014525.gif-(222 KB, 480x360, 1330666176827.gif) >>18956061 >Tier 2

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:09 No.18956094 >>18956061 >Shipment has /a/rrived

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:09 No.18956095 >>18956061 >Sakabroto >tier 2 bitch Boyo, this be Strike Witches Quest, not the anime! She can actually drink like a sailor, for one!

>>	Writefag 05/02/12(Wed)23:10 No.18956112 >>18956062 >>and then we would need two separate quest threads for MC and MC's testicles. NEXT TIME ON GNOMENUTS QUEST...

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:11 No.18956124 >>18956112 >MC's testicles have a steamy encounter with Robin! Get on it kotters.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:11 No.18956125 File: 1336014691.gif-(500 KB, 500x273, letsdothis.gif) >>18956112 You mean "bounce" quest. Because that's just how they roll.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:12 No.18956138 File: 1336014748.gif-(2.56 MB, 319x239, 1327450808150.gif) >>18956125

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:15 No.18956166

>>18956125
Until Erica finds them.

A lone pair of balls, not attached to anyone.

She could crush them all day long and nobody would complain. Just keep them locked up in her room and when she gets back she has a stress relief toy.

Crunch, smoosh smoosh smoosh. Then have Yoshika heal them up and there good as new.

Then lock them in a box until she's ready to crush them again.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:15 No.18956173 File: 1336014943.png-(38 KB, 324x289, 1329868894422.png) >>18956166

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:16 No.18956175 >>18956166 I don't really know how to respond to this.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:16 No.18956179 >>18956166 No. stop that. This instant

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:16 No.18956182 >>18956166 That made me hard.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/02/12(Wed)23:17 No.18956193 >>18956166 All of my boners http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?3uctjy05au343l5

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:17 No.18956199 File: 1336015061.png-(49 KB, 319x326, NO BONER NO.png) >>18956166

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:17 No.18956203 >>18956166 And then the Balls, tired of Erica's shit, leap onto her and possess her. Or alternatively Yoshika gets curious and starts groping the balls, thus gets possessed. Or alternatively both happen at the same time.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:18 No.18956216 >>18956166 KOTTERS!

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)23:18 No.18956218
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A Wildcat roars towards the trio of bandits at treetop height, five-hundred yards distant. You tear the night binoculars down from their mount and swivel them to bear, spotting Boyington's markings on the ship as it merges with the Pricks. The Martian fighter-craft split up, two turning left, a third right in a classic pincer-attack prep as Boyington turns right. The aliums turn tighter, and soon the paired pricks are shooting at Boyington as their paths criss-cross on the reversal, with the stinger looping around to settle in on his ass.

The wing-pair reverses back towards the little Wildcat, which simply can't turn like the nimble Martian fighters. They pass up the snap-snot to simply settle into Boyington's six-o'clock, lining up their shot, and that's when the Marine takes them to school.

The stubby fighter banks left and begins turning, and as the Martians match his move the Wildcat just keeps banking, spinning inverted and executing a nasty barrel roll as Boyington tightens the "turn." Ending the maneuver above and behind the shallowly-turning Martians, he noses over and puts a long burst into the wingman, who tumbles away from his leader in flames.

Then the stinger comes in from his trailing position, his ship vanishing in the contrails as he opens up with minirockets, and the Wildcat simply spins 'round its axis like a whirling dervish to face starboard, and Boyington hauls the F4-F into a tight turn. The 'prick banks hard to follow, but Boyington's squat little fighter is turning like a fucking top, and the prick breaks off, unable to follow.

This all took about ten, twelve seconds.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:19 No.18956225 >>18956203 Is there a word for futanari with just the balls and no penis?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)23:19 No.18956228 >>18956203 One each. Shenanigans.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:19 No.18956241 >>18956218 >dat maneuver Okay, NOW I'm hard.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:20 No.18956243 >>18956218 SUCK IT, ALIUMS

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:20 No.18956245 >>18956218 Fuck yeah, Pappy.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:20 No.18956246 >>18956218 DAMN SON

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:20 No.18956251 >>18956225 Well presumably Gnomeballs will leap into Erica's vagina, crawl up her uterus, beat the everloving fuck out of her ovaries and take the ovaries' place.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 05/02/12(Wed)23:20 No.18956254 >>18956218 Aaaand in the interim, Kathy and Robin saved the Kraut, yes?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:20 No.18956258 >>18956218 Good on ya Pappy

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:20 No.18956259 File: 1336015256.jpg-(154 KB, 350x348, 3rdkommando.jpg) >>18956218 Approved.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:21 No.18956261 >>18956218 D-D-D-D-DAMN PAPPY

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:21 No.18956264 >>18956225 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:21 No.18956267 >>18956203 >possessed by balls >Erica becomes futanari >herewego.jpg

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:21 No.18956272 >>18956251 >>18956203 >>18956166 Kotters, get on it.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)23:22 No.18956277 >>18956225 Confused.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:23 No.18956297 >>18956218 Go pappy! Ian, cover his exit!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:24 No.18956301 File: 1336015457.jpg-(76 KB, 794x605, rage.jpg) >>18956218 OPERATORS GONNA OPERATE

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)23:24 No.18956308
File: 1336015495.jpg-(11 KB, 200x200, 1334275993233.jpg)

>>18956218

"DUDE, RE-ENGAGE, RE-ENGAGE, THEY'RE GOING TO STRAFE THE SPARKLE-BITCH, MAKE THIS FUCKER TURN!" Sean screams.

"YOU FUCKSLLAR" you say intelligently, snapping the Widow into a max-performance turn and flinging your head back as best you can against the G-Forces. Looking up through your canopy you can just make out that wing-pair that whacked Wendeline executing a shallow dive, right towards where the Witch went down. You thumb your cannon trigger desperately, to spray shells at 1,000 yards just to spook them out of the run. Only the empty clicking of the electric gun-chargers meets your ears, because, of course, they're empty.

As you watch, helpless and too far away, motion near the cloud deck catches your eye.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 05/02/12(Wed)23:25 No.18956319 File: 1336015538.png-(183 KB, 459x455, 1335926755725.png)

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:25 No.18956322 >>18956218 IIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:25 No.18956324 >>18956308 IAAAAN SAVE HER WITH YOUR SNIPING MAGIC IAAAAN

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:26 No.18956331 >>18956308 Fuck, we're empty!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:26 No.18956334 >>18956308 EDGE OF MY SEAT

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:27 No.18956338 >>18956308 SHIT SHIT SHIT IAN DO SOMETHING USE THE SHOOTY POWERS

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:27 No.18956341 >>18956308 NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES QUEST You all know it's coming.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:27 No.18956350 File: 1336015664.jpg-(99 KB, 987x674, 1331599400577.jpg) >>18956308 "Ven its clicking like zat, you have to reload"

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:27 No.18956352 >>18956301 It's like this image was custom made to piss me off.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:27 No.18956353 >>18956341 GOOD, I CAN GO GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:28 No.18956354 >>18956308 Perrine? Perrine shooting magic lightning like some the fist of some kind of insufferable French God? Not being useless and a bitch for once?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:28 No.18956359 >>18956331 Our CANNONS are. The fifties have not been declared so yet.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:28 No.18956361 >>18956350 I-Is that Woody Harrelson?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:29 No.18956374 >>18956359 There's no way they'd be empty, we haven't even used them yet.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)23:29 No.18956377 >>18956350 Why is this not named toast.jpg? >>18956361 Well, I can't unsee it now.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:30 No.18956394 >>18956377 >toast.jpg "I'M LATE FOR WAR"

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:30 No.18956396 >>18956308 Gee, I wonder where our green as fuck sister is?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:31 No.18956415 So how long until Audie Murphy shows us up? Without even having to use a plane?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:33 No.18956437 >>18956341 Get the flying fuck out

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:33 No.18956438 >>18956415 And lo, you hear drifting up from the battlefield, a plaintive cry from a burning tank destroyer... "FUCK YOU GUYS, I JUST WANTED TO SIT ON THE CAN AND TAKE A SHIT, BUT YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT!"

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:33 No.18956442 >>18956415 If Audie Murphy were here, the battle would already be over.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:35 No.18956462 >>18956415 Shit, I bet his ass could turn this shitstorm around all alone.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)23:35 No.18956468
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The speck heels over and plummets from the sky like a rocket sled on rails. You hastily yank the binoculars down from their stowed position and press your eyes to the rubber face-cushions.

"EAT SHIT AND DIE-" somebody screams into the radio. At 4x magnification you make out the distinctive brown desert camouflage of an Brit Tomahawk screaming from the sky. You hold your breath, waiting for the bright flash of his guns.

"-YA FUCKING LOUSY WANKERS-"

The P-40 smashes into the tailing bandit.

You, Ian and Robin all gasp in concert.

Through the 'nocks you see the Alium fighter tumble and plummet, tailless. And below the P-40 is miraculously still under control.

"Fuck me," you breathe.

The P-40 pulls her nose up and rolls as her pilot searches for the remaining bandit, still airborne, airworthy and flying under her own power.

"Fuck me *sideways,*" you breathe.

"Splash TWO, motherfuckers!" you hear Pappy shout triumphantly.

The remaining fighter - the flight lead that nailed Wendeline - abandons his attack run and turns away. The P-40 lets him go, turning for home.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:36 No.18956476 >>18956468 Damn.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:36 No.18956488 >>18956468 Oh man, thank you based Warhawk.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:36 No.18956489 >>18956468 The son of a bitch did it.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:36 No.18956490 >>18956468 >The P-40 smashes into the tailing bandit. HO SHIT!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:36 No.18956492 File: 1336016204.jpg-(42 KB, 533x378, p40troll.jpg)

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:36 No.18956493 >>18956468 Caldwell? Oh daaaammmnnn

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:37 No.18956496 >>18956468 Well...shit. We'll be happy to confirm that kill for him goddamn.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:37 No.18956499 >>18956468 Fuckin A

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:37 No.18956504 File: 1336016239.jpg-(113 KB, 704x396, 1329889759287.jpg) >>18956468 ...CALDWELL! YOU SMART BASTARD, GUESS WHO JUST EARNED A LIFTING OF HIS BOOZE BAN?!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:37 No.18956510 >>18956488 Correction, Tomahawk. But still, fuck yeah.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:37 No.18956515 >>18956468 FLYING BRICKS 4 LIFE

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:37 No.18956517 >>18956468 HORY SHIT

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:38 No.18956522 >>18956468 We fucking need to get Lynette to paint him nose art of the Warhawk literally chewing Martians because GOD DAMN

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:38 No.18956523 >>18956468 CALDWELL SAVES WENDELINE THE CROWD GOES FUCKING NUTS

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:38 No.18956526

>>18956415
>Shortly thereafter, Murphy's best friend, Lattie Tipton (referred to as "Brandon" in Murphy's book To Hell and Back), was killed by a German soldier in a machine gun nest who was feigning surrender.[1] Murphy went into a rage and single-handedly wiped out the German machine gun crew which had just killed his friend.[1] He then used the German machine gun and grenades to destroy several other nearby enemy positions.

>After fighting for some time, Murphy's unit was reduced to an effective strength of 19 out of 128. Murphy sent all of the remaining men to the rear[5] while he shot at the Germans with his M1 carbine until he ran out of ammunition. He then climbed aboard an abandoned, burning M10 tank destroyer and used its .50 caliber machine gun[1] to cut down the German infantry,[5] including one full squad of German infantry who crawled in a ditch to within 100 feet (30 m) of his position. He was able to call in artillery fire using a land-line telephone and, under heavy fire, was wounded in the leg.[1][5] He nonetheless continued his nearly single-handed battle for almost an hour.[1][5] He only stopped fighting when his telephone line to the artillery fire direction center was cut by enemy artillery. As his remaining men moved forward, he quickly organized them into a counter-attack[1][5] which ultimately drove the enemy from Holtzwihr. For these actions, Murphy was awarded the Medal of Honor.

Jesus

>>	!mYedictMKA 05/02/12(Wed)23:39 No.18956537 >>18956468 RAMMING IS BEST WEAPON IN A PILOT'S INVENTORY

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:39 No.18956542 >>18956468 Wendiline is going to be pissed when she finds out who saved her from gettign ground-strafed. Shit. "Robin, head on down there and make sure she's still alive, okay?" Have Sean call in an CSAR team or somehtign for her.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:39 No.18956549 >>18956523 The ragesex between those two will make eardrums burst all the way to motherfucking Cydonia.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:39 No.18956550 >>18956504 Our sister, now that she's been blooded. Caldwell goes dry until he stops shooting pilots on the ground.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:40 No.18956556 >>18956526 Holsy shit, he's a real life Mary Sue.

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:41 No.18956570

>>18956556
>>18956526
> For an hour the Germans tried every available weapon to eliminate 2d Lt. Murphy, but he continued to hold his position and wiped out a squad that was trying to creep up unnoticed on his right flank. Germans reached as close as 10 yards, only to be mowed down by his fire. He received a leg wound, but ignored it and continued his single-handed fight until his ammunition was exhausted. He then made his way back to his company, refused medical attention, and organized the company in a counterattack, which forced the Germans to withdraw.

This fucker. He's a real Gnome.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)23:41 No.18956582
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>>18956468

As you check six, you see the remaining bandit tangling with Pappy and holding his own pretty well. Ahead, the Alium leader is flying at an angle to you, like he's sniffing the air.

"Robin, break off and help Pappy mop that fucker up," you order her.

"But-"

"OH JUST GO SHOOT SOMETHING, FUCK," you roar in frustration, and Robin peels away with a sarcastic little toss of her head.

Fucking *sisters.*

You aim for an interception with the last bandit, intending to drive him off, but he hauls his nose towards you eagerly and accelerates.

Despite the the thumping, losing his wingmartian and the nearby abundance of hostiles, he isn't bugging out.

This one wants to fight.

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:42 No.18956588

>>18956556
Totally. Also there was a story where when he was addicted to morphine, he just locked himself in a room and stormed it out until being clean.

Also, they made a movie of him, where he was playing himself. He asked some parts to be cut out because he didn't believe that anybody else would believe him.

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:42 No.18956589

>>18956570
>>18956581
>For a time during the mid-1960s, he became dependent on doctor-prescribed sleeping pills called Placidyl. When he recognized that he had become addicted to the drug, he locked himself in a motel room where he took himself off the pills, going through withdrawal for a week.

Given what he's done, that's so alright with me.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:42 No.18956590 >Painting P-40 Warhawk of it chewing on a Martian ship on Pappy's plane LYNEEEEEEEEETTE!!!!!!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:42 No.18956594 >>18956556 he starred in a movie about his life so yeah, pretty much definitionally a self-insert mary sue.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:42 No.18956596 >>18956582 Let's dance, broseph. That, we can respect.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/02/12(Wed)23:43 No.18956602 File: 1336016605.jpg-(148 KB, 502x1620, asian drivers.jpg) >>18956581 Isn't that the guy who's real life story was TOO EXTREME that people would think the movie was embellishing it, so they had to tone it down? >>18956582 IT'S ON NOW

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:43 No.18956604 >>18956582 WARNING! ENEMY ACE APPROACHING

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:43 No.18956608 >>18956589 Huh, thought it was morphine. Still, that's pretty awesome, considering the effects of withdrawal sometimes.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:43 No.18956611 File: 1336016621.png-(594 KB, 863x752, 1283487514754.png) >>18956582 COME AT US BRO!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:43 No.18956612 >>18956594 Except they had to tone things down to make it believable for the audience.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 05/02/12(Wed)23:43 No.18956614 >>18956556 Bitch, he is a mother fuckin' HERO. None of us are half the man he is.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:43 No.18956615 File: 1336016627.jpg-(36 KB, 500x500, 1335209035549.jpg) >>18956582 Oh FUCK! Hold on to yer tits lads, we aint done yet

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:43 No.18956616 >>18956582 Oh look, an alium that's not a little bitch. Let's rectify that.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:43 No.18956617 >>18956582 >playing fair >with the Martians "Ian, chew this stupid son of a bitch up."

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:44 No.18956622 GUN HIM OUT

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:44 No.18956628 >in before it's Chiggy von Richthofen

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)23:45 No.18956637
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>>18956476
>>18956488
>>18956489
>>18956490
>>18956492
>>18956493
>>18956496
>>18956499

Wanna know the best part?

This actually happened. Multiple times.

One Russian pilot flying a Lend-Lease P-40 rammed TWO German fighters during the same sortie with his wing, near the tip (but not the wingtip itself.) The wing suffered only superficial damage and was easily repaired, and the fighter returned to service.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:46 No.18956647 File: 1336016770.jpg-(21 KB, 320x299, murphy4.jpg) >>18956614 and hes basically half a man already so thats pretty bad.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:46 No.18956650 >The headstones of Medal of Honor recipients buried at Arlington National Cemetery are normally decorated in gold leaf. Murphy previously requested that his stone remain plain and inconspicuous,[5] like that of an ordinary soldier. I like Audie.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:46 No.18956651 >>18956637 >Batshit crazy Russians

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:47 No.18956665 >>18956637 That's the P-40 for you.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:47 No.18956667 >>18956604 >Ghostrider Team, we cannot authorize a retreat. Intercept them.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:47 No.18956671 >>18956647 Did they base Captain America off this guy or something?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:47 No.18956676 >>18956637 planefag, I require your email for something I'm planning. And advice on some... "building" and various... permissions.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:48 No.18956680 >>18956647 >The 5 ft 5 inch (166.4 cm) and 110 pound (50 kg) Murphy tried once again to enlist, but was declined by both the Marines and Army paratroopers as too short and underweight My god.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:48 No.18956683 >>18956637 >The wing suffered only superficial damage SOVIET STRONG

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:48 No.18956687 >>18956667 Can we get Ian to play the Spanish guitar?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:48 No.18956688 >>18956683 >Lendlease P-40 >Soviet strong

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)23:48 No.18956689 File: 1336016937.jpg-(568 KB, 864x671, p40 kill.jpg) >>18956665 FIVE WING SPARS, BITCHES COME AT ME BRO

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:49 No.18956690 >>18956676 A scale model of MC made out of melted butter and toilet paper?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:49 No.18956693 >>18956676 Oh boy, more fanfiction.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:49 No.18956694 >>18956683 >P40 >Soviet Strong ...

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:49 No.18956696 >>18956687 Hell yeah. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm_JQJyMfM4

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:49 No.18956701 >>18956683 Derp, P-40 is a fucking Yank plane. One of the pre/early-war "built like a brick shithouse" breed.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)23:50 No.18956703 >>18956676 jamey_the_greek@hotmail.com >lul hotmail I know, I know

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:50 No.18956705 >>18956693 >Bitching about fanfiction >In fanfiction thread 6X

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:50 No.18956712 >>18956688 >>18956694 >>18956701 I apologize for nothing. Aside from my ignorance.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:50 No.18956717 >>18956705 71, actually.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:50 No.18956718 >Anything driven by a Soviet becomes SOVIET STRONG

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:51 No.18956723 >>18956701 Wonder how an A-10 would fare ramming a plane, in the very unlikely chance that happened... Anyway, here comes the snow.

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:51 No.18956733

>>18956680
He wound up suffering from Malaria for a good deal of WWII. Yeah he's that badass for a small guy.

If one were to make a "Witch" out of him, she'd be a tiny sick girl seeming about to keel over but in battle she'd be unleashing asskickings like an unholy fusion of anime's best soldiers/pilots.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:51 No.18956734 File: 1336017088.jpg-(46 KB, 458x306, DAMNIT DIMITRI, I TOLD YOU(...).jpg) >>18956688 >>18956694 >lendlease its like playing ahem russian roulette.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:51 No.18956737 >>18956705 It's fanfiction of a fanfiction of a show based around pantsless lolis.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:51 No.18956740 >>18956717 Fuck.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:51 No.18956741 File: 1336017106.gif-(83 KB, 500x356, 1329350632584.gif) >>18956696 >video skips the Indigo cutscene

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/02/12(Wed)23:51 No.18956743 File: 1336017111.jpg-(75 KB, 500x921, AMERICA.jpg) THIS THREAD IS NOT ABOUT SOVIETS IT IS ABOUT AMERICA

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:52 No.18956751 >>18956741 >Speedrun So shoot me.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:53 No.18956764 I seem to recall a 5 on 1 fight that went against the odds. Let's not fight this fucker.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:53 No.18956770 File: 1336017194.jpg-(65 KB, 720x405, 1328374636633.jpg) >>18956743 NOT ANYMORE, COMRADE CRIX.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:53 No.18956771 >>18956628 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M07ltuAYqzc PF can we drink Scotch like it were the Martians' own blood?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:53 No.18956773 >>18956743 Mhmm Needs more Murrica

Fritz the somali pirate 05/02/12(Wed)23:53 No.18956775
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Jesus
Medal of Honor
Distinguished Service Cross
Silver Star
Legion of Merit
Bronze Star
Purple Heart
French Legion of Honor
French Croix de Guerre
Belgian Croix de guerre

>mtiesue 1st
Damn right captcha

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)23:53 No.18956776
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NEXT TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES: ENEMY MINE

STRIKE WITCHES will resume EARLY NEXT FREAKING WEEK, Monday or Tuesday most likely. I don't yet know when I'm working next week so I'll have to schedule ahead.

>IRC, PUT ON YER 3D GLASSES
>IT'S COMING AT YA

I actually have the energy/sleep to stick around now, so if you've got questions, ASK THEM NOW.

Also, since people are so paranoid about it, do you really want to know what that roll at the beginning of the thread was for?

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:54 No.18956787
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A wild map appears! Because I'm tired of you chucklefucks not knowing where everything is. Eastchurch is in the 10 pixels of white behind enemy lines to the East of London. Barin is "somewhere off Dover" according to Planefag but the map ends and forget guessing. East Anglia is the big coastal lump Northeast of London. You'll note it's nowhere near No'op.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:54 No.18956788 >>18956734 Eh, that one looks like a later-model one with the 76mm gun, so it's probably okay-ish.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:54 No.18956791 >>18956776 >, do you really want to know what that roll at the beginning of the thread was for? no

>>	!mYedictMKA 05/02/12(Wed)23:54 No.18956794 File: 1336017270.jpg-(863 KB, 1024x1024, ec29fe0dab1e71f1f0f5b4a9e30cb5(...).jpg) >>18956770 NO COMMUNIST, YOU ARE THE FINNISH WITCH'S WAIFU

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:54 No.18956795 >>18956776 YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT WE DO Er...if you would be so kind to tell us.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:54 No.18956797 >>18956776 >do you really want to know what that roll at the beginning of the thread was for Yes, absolutely.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/02/12(Wed)23:54 No.18956801 File: 1336017289.jpg-(712 KB, 640x1024, EXPLOSIONS BUBBLEGUM ASS AMERI(...).jpg) YOU CANNOT TEMPT ME WITH YOUR COSSACKS

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:55 No.18956809 >>18956794 GET THAT RAPIST AWAY FROM ADORABLE COSSACK

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:55 No.18956813 >>18956776 Sure.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:55 No.18956817 >>18956776 The roll was just to screw with us.

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:56 No.18956822

>>18956776
Ending it on a cliffhanger, huh?

Well, this was interesting. Can't wait for next thread. Now...gotta to go read up on the other threads and do shit for college, I've spent a lot of time following this.

As for the roll...I want to know what was it about.

>>	!mYedictMKA 05/02/12(Wed)23:56 No.18956823 >>18956787 http://www.anti-aircraft.co.uk/airfieldmap.html map of RAF bases in wartime england >>18956776 How many days till you get on IRC so I can question you about quest stuff?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:57 No.18956837 >>18956776 YES, WHAT THE HELL WAS THE ROLL FOR!

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:57 No.18956838 >>18956822 Also, is there some way to know when the thread is up next Monday or Tuesday?

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:57 No.18956842 >>18956776 If I had to guess, I'd say the roll was just to decide priority on the votes, since you knew it'd get both.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)23:58 No.18956857 File: 1336017510.gif-(2.65 MB, 800x800, 1323787984795.gif) >>18956787 >ENEMY LINES depicted, in accord with what I wrote, on the stop-lines map you cool guy

Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:58 No.18956859

>>18956788

Actually, Soviets liked the Sherman a lot. very reliable and much more comfortable seating for the crew compared to other tanks of the time. so it can get much further down field before stopping to fix shit and let the people inside stretch so they dont die.excellent for exploiting breakthroughs, even if you shouldn't be taking it toe to toe with tigers n shit.

>>	Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:59 No.18956875 >questions For the other writers in this universe, do you prefer that they stay unconnected (totally different theater) or when there's some overlap (tank-witches quest)? What do you think of the fapfiction?

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/02/12(Wed)23:59 No.18956878 >>18956838 I will post on /tg/ to let y'alls know. Perhaps twice, if needed. You can also drop by #SWQ on Rizon, I tell them soon as I know. ... do I need to get a twitter?

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:00 No.18956883 >>18956823 Barin is fictional; and the GHQ defense line isn't documented well on Wikipedia. Plus I kept seeing people talk about going to save the Kents and kill No'op.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/03/12(Thu)00:00 No.18956885 File: 1336017617.jpg-(329 KB, 900x900, I come from a world you may no(...).jpg) >>18956857 hey you let me talk to you in the normal palce

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:00 No.18956893 >>18956878 Idle in IRC, that's all you need. Twitter is the devil.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/03/12(Thu)00:00 No.18956894 >>18956875 They can do whatever the fuck they want, as far as they can get away with it. Even just in England, it's a big war. >fapfiction It started creepy and soon became troll-tier hilarious.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:00 No.18956895 >>18956878 >Twitter It would be nice.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:00 No.18956903 >>18956878 That'd be convenient. A fair number of other quest runners use them.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:01 No.18956904 >>18956857 >>18956787 >Southhampton and the entire Channel Coast in alien hands Jesus Christ, how horrifying

archivalfag 05/03/12(Thu)00:01 No.18956907
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Feels good to post this again after THREE DAYS OF STRAIGHT QUESTS. I'm gonna start posting these only once a week on the first SWQ of the week. So yeah. Think I got everything in this one.

http://www.mediafire.com/?7i6865j08id6mgi

Y'know I'm starting to think people don't even know I'm writefagging... Might have to start joining in the post-thread stuff. Haven't gotten any comments good OR bad.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:01 No.18956909 >>18956878 I don't go on /tg/ (I came here because I saw a thread on /a/ about it), but the IRC channel seems like a good spot to find out

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/03/12(Thu)00:03 No.18956935 File: 1336017798.jpg-(18 KB, 213x334, smoking.jpg) OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. The roll. About that. The dice-roll was for abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:03 No.18956938 >>18956909 ya I make the /a/ thread to pull people in

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:04 No.18956944 File: 1336017841.png-(18 KB, 614x604, 1292503847906.png) >>18956935 >The dice-roll was for abso-fucking-lutely nothing. FUCKING CALLED IT

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:04 No.18956946 File: 1336017853.jpg-(54 KB, 640x245, funcoisnotamused.jpg) >>18956935

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:04 No.18956948 Wait, what was on our "shit to do" list again?

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/03/12(Thu)00:04 No.18956950 File: 1336017859.jpg-(149 KB, 600x600, no ms bond I expect you to die.jpg) >>18956857 expected

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:04 No.18956952 >>18956935 Well, fuck, man. That was some trolling there.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:04 No.18956954 >>18956935 I AM DOUBLE PSYCHIC

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/03/12(Thu)00:04 No.18956957 >>18956907 Make sure to post the links here in the threads, with an image macro so people take note of the post.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:04 No.18956958 >>18956935 YOU

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:04 No.18956960 >>18956907 You write? What? >>18956938 Fuck you.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:04 No.18956961 File: 1336017888.jpg-(106 KB, 450x600, 132926881368.jpg) >>18956935 That's nice.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:04 No.18956962 >>18956935 I KNEW IT I KNEW IT AND STILL I WORRIED YOO SAN OF A BEECH

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:04 No.18956963 File: 1336017891.jpg-(39 KB, 600x338, 72166.jpg) >>18956935 AHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:05 No.18956967 >>18956938 Well, thanks for the thread. It pulled me in.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:05 No.18956973 Fapfiction man here. Got a load (lol) written. Waiting for the other authors to finish up. Does anyone else hope some jap sees this quest and makes a SW anime based on it?

>>	Writefag no 2 05/03/12(Thu)00:06 No.18956983 ALRIGHT! Sorry we're late. PF ended early, AGAIN. Without further ado, here's PBS: Secondary character introduction time!

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:06 No.18956985 >>18956973 I would honestly pay ALL OF THE DOSH for someone to translate a few chapters and send it to Fumikane.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:06 No.18956989 >>18956973 No, wouldn't work very well.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:06 No.18956991 >>18956907 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I don't read it because I have no desire to do so.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:07 No.18957004 >>18956973 And how many Japanese guys would rage at it? Would be fun to see.

Prune Barge Shuffle session #5 Writefag no 2 05/03/12(Thu)00:07 No.18957014

*December 20, 1942, the North Sea*

The Gloire was dying.

It was all too evident to Commander LaCroix from his ruined bridge. His captain lay dead, he ship was being shot to pieces, and he barely even had command of what was left of his ship. As he turned to shout an order down a voice tube, a massive explosion rocked the bridge knocking him flat on his face and covering him with shrapnel.

With a groan, LaCroix pulls himself upright. And with a lurch, he hauls himself over to the ship’s wheel and shoves the corpse of his helmsman off of it. “Come on,” he wheezes down the voice tube, “those damn torpedo boats are coming around again! I need all power to the engines!” The roar of the turrets seeking their targets was all the response he received.

As he shouts in vain into the tube again, someone calls out from behind him. “The tube’s cut, sir!” coughed a soot-covered engineer. “The Chief sent me up to warn Captain Bernard that we lost turbine 1! We’ve just got enough steam to make 10 knots and keep the ammo hoists working! Where is Captain Bernard, anyway?”

“He’s indisposed!” yelled LaCroix, pointing at a pile of bloody rags in the corner. “I’m in command now! Go back and tell the Chief to put everything into the ammo systems, then! We won’t outrun these bastards, so we might as…well…outgun…”

>>	archivalfag 05/03/12(Thu)00:08 No.18957021 >>18956991 It makes me feel like you're a person who needs more attention, what with posting that and all. Other than that, no fucks given.

Prune Barge Shuffle session #5 Writefag no 2 05/03/12(Thu)00:08 No.18957025

LaCroix’s voice trails off in horror as a sinister black shape breaks through the fog 10 miles distant. “Oh my God in Heaven, that’s a dreadnought…” he whispered. With a growl, he turned to the engineer. “You! Where the fuck is LeMare?! When we lost the radio, we never confirmed that she went up!”

The engineer jumps back a little. “She’s in sickbay, using her healing magic on the casualties. I passed by on my way up here.”

A look of shock crosses LaCroix’s face before it is quickly replaced by one of growing rage. “SHIT!” he screamed as he put the ship hard over to give the smallest profile to the approaching dreadnought. “YOU! Engineer! Go down to the hanger and get her striker units ready! I don’t care if you don’t know how, find someone who DOES then!

“And you!” he yelled, hounding on the last lookout still left alive on the bridge. “Grab the ship’s log and put it into a waterproof bag. And then, go down and haul her ass out of sickbay and get her in the air! I don’t care what you have to do to achieve it! Just get her out of here alive so someone knows what’s out here! NOW GO!”

“Yessir!” the two men respond in unison as the rush off the bridge. “You,” LaCroix growled as he turned back to stare down the dreadnought amongst the ruins of his bridge, “if you think that you can send a ship of the Tricolour to the depths like some mongrel spawn of the Pit, then by God I’LL DRAG YOU TO HELL WITH ME!”

Prune Barge Shuffle session #5 Writefag no 2 05/03/12(Thu)00:09 No.18957042

**

“He can still make it! I know I can save him!”

“NO! You stupid girl, remember basic triage! Save your magic!” called the CMO from across sickbay, wrist deep in a sailor pulling shell fragments out of his gut.

“Triage?! I know triage! And he still counts as someone I can save!” Georgette Lemare shouted back. Pulling one of her glowing hands away from the wounded sailor she was working on, she grabbed a large block of cheese from the table next to her, and with a huge bite, swallows down half it in one go. With a satisfied growl she drops the cheese and returns her hand to the sailor’s ribcage, the blue glow redoubled.

After a minute more of the work, Lemare drew her hands back and wiped her brow. “There! Punctured lung and broken rib fixed, patient stabilized! Moving to the next patient!”

As Lemare moved to work on a burn victim from the engine room, someone hollering his head off drew her attention.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/03/12(Thu)00:10 No.18957053 File: 1336018222.jpg-(49 KB, 427x640, nothing to nipa about.jpg) >Fumikane art of SWQ I.. I will never have this will I...

Prune Barge Shuffle session #5 Writefag no 2 05/03/12(Thu)00:10 No.18957063

“Where is she?! Captain’s orders, she needs to get out of here!”

“What do you mean, ‘get out of here’?” she shouted from the burn patient’s bedside. “I’m in the middle of medical work! The captain can g-HEY! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!”

The sailor, having located his objective, dashed over to Lemare and began bodily hauling her out. Lemare for her part was resisting as much as she could, but she had been working in sickbay for the past half hour. Normally she would have had the magical power to throw the insolent sailor with a bag under his arm through a bulkhead, but not now.

With a huff, the sailor hauls her into the passageway. After shoving her aft down the passageway twice, Lemare finally manages to pull ahead far enough to turn around and try to draw her sidearm. But before she could do anything but try and channel the anger in her eyes down into her voice before a searing crash fills the air. Lemare’s face of rage contorts into one of horror as the deck above the sickbay caves in. The sounds of the wounded rise into a choir of screams as molten metal fills the compartment two just barely escaped from.

Prune Barge Shuffle session #5 Writefag no 2 05/03/12(Thu)00:11 No.18957071

The sailor looked back on the raging inferno. “Fucking hell, the dreads are already opening up?! Shit!” He turned to see Lemare standing locked in shock. He snaps her out of that with another shove. “Move! The ship is dying! You’re our only hope at letting anyone know what happened! MOVE!”

With a last glance at the burning sickbay, Lemare finally ceases resisting the man who is dragging her by her bloody sleeves at this point, and begins running down the corridor.

**

After several harrowing minutes running through the passageways of the Gloire the death knells of the ship resounding all around them, the two finally reached the hangar. Lemare’s Strikers stood waiting in their strand, miraculously undamaged by the battle. With several deft leaps, Lemare hops up the stand and into her plane-legs.

The sailor tosses up the bag. “That’s got the ship’s log. Keep it safe, and let someone know about this. Last orders of Commander LaCroix.”

Lemare slings it over her shoulder, along with her machine gun. “Understood.”

As Lemare powered up her Strikers and began to hover, the sailor popped to one last time. “Good luck, Georgette. Vive la France!”

Prune Barge Shuffle session #5 Writefag no 2 05/03/12(Thu)00:12 No.18957083

“Vive la France!” she echoed, and tore out of the hangar. She banked hard, grabbing for altitude as hard as she could. When she judged herself high enough, she spared a look back. The “dread” had multiplied into three of them, and they were keeping up their relentless assault. However, as she watched, a single torpedo managed to leap clear of its launcher and streak towards one of the dreadnoughts, but before it could reach its target, the dreadnoughts take their toll. A maintained maser blast from the lead ship manages to melt through the entire bow of the Gloire. With the turrets starting to sink into the deck, their supporting framework reduced to molten steel, the dreadnought fires again. With nothing in between the it and the maser, the forward magazine of the Gloire cooks off.

But, even as the fireball that heralded the Gloire’s demise rose into the sky, her last spiteful attack struck home. With a silent pop, the torpedo detonated directly underneath the dreadnought that sunk her, sending a giant column of water into the ship, and into the skies. As secondaries light up the interior, the Martian craft breaks in two.

Lemare gives a grim nod to the death of the dreadnought, and a silent prayer for her dead comrades, and as she turns to leave, a Martian fighter breaks out of nowhere to start bearing down on her.

“No,” she snarls, unslinging her machine gun, “Not this day. Not *now*. Vive la France! VIVE LE GLOIRE!” she roared in challenge as her gun began to spit death.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:12 No.18957086 >>18957042 And all the men she's saved are dead anyway once that dreadnought arrives. Fuck. I dunno who has it worse. The men dying, or the witches living with the memories.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:12 No.18957088 Does Minna know we had sex with Krupposki? That part seemed a little unclear to me.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:13 No.18957091 >>18957053 Oh god, water colors.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:13 No.18957099 >>18957088 No, she thinks we trolled a general.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/03/12(Thu)00:14 No.18957107 File: 1336018458.jpg-(37 KB, 427x640, that mechanic from 0083.jpg) >>18957091

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/03/12(Thu)00:14 No.18957108
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>>18956985
>>18956985
>>18956985
>>18956985
>>18956985
>>18956985

I'd be lying if I said I haven't wondered what humikane would think if he stumbled across SWQ.

He'd either think it incredibly shit or he'd be VERY AMUSE, IMO.

Also, I love how his personal avatar looks a lot... like... an alium.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:14 No.18957113 so...hang on...just how many sidewriters are there, and where are they? I skipped them in my archive binge.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:14 No.18957118 >>18957108 NOPELIUM

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:15 No.18957122 >>18957108 you planned it

Prune Barge Shuffle session #5 Writefag no 2 05/03/12(Thu)00:15 No.18957123

And that's the end for tonight. Sorry to cut it short, but the chapter would be far to long if I didn't break off the death of the Gloire.

Here's the pastebin:

http://pastebin.com/UTaFGsJS

Questions, comments?

(Don't worry, LeMare isn't joining the crew permanently. She goes off to join Cupecakeski in the 502nd as normal.)

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:15 No.18957128 >>18957113 A lot. Just read their shit in archivefag's archive.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:15 No.18957132 >>18957113 like, three

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:15 No.18957133 >>18957099 Technically, we DID troll Mallory, so we kinda did.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:15 No.18957134 >>18957113 About... five? I think.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:15 No.18957137 File: 1336018551.jpg-(31 KB, 400x377, 131375144473.jpg) >>18957108 Says a lot of his self image. What does he even look like?

>>	NavalAnon !!jz5JQZ1dN2Q 05/03/12(Thu)00:15 No.18957139 >>18957083 >>Dreadnauts >no submarines The one problem I see here is there should be Gatos and Type.. 15+s here playing "MURDER ALL THE SHIPS," but that's the butthurt submariner in me speaking.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:16 No.18957144 >>18957088 honestly, im not convinced we did fuck her. fade to black and all that, but it seemed too ambiguous for my taste

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:16 No.18957153 >>18957123 You keep switching between past and present tense. That's my only gripe.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:17 No.18957157 File: 1336018625.jpg-(52 KB, 449x311, ragepacks.jpg) >>18956935 FAP ANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:17 No.18957168 >>18957153 I fucking hate that, I do it all the time in creative writing assignments.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:17 No.18957176 >>18957123 Issues with tense, a few missing commas. Other than that, I quite enjoy it.

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/03/12(Thu)00:17 No.18957178 File: 1336018678.jpg-(37 KB, 427x640, Char.jpg) >>18957091 yes >>18957144 DEAL WITH IT

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:18 No.18957181 >>18957123 Tenses still fucked, story still not bad. Keep it up.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:19 No.18957191 >>18957099 It seemed she telling us she knew in a very passive-agressive way. >orgazmic amounts >Is trolling generals the MOST fun >shame on you

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:19 No.18957192 Writefag 2 done? Any others or is it fapfic time

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:20 No.18957207 >>18957191 Doubtful. I think she was telling us that if we really needed entertainment we just have to swing by her room. And finish what Patton interrupted.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:21 No.18957216 >>18956776 I've sent a surprise to you via email.

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:22 No.18957221

[23:18:55] <&Demetrious> YOU FUCKED HER
[23:19:00] <&Demetrious> YOU PUT YOUR CANOE IN HER BOATHOUSE
[23:19:03] <&Demetrious> YOU PUT YOUR CAR IN HER GARAGE
[23:19:13] <&Demetrious> YOU RAAAMED YOUR REFUELING PROBE INTO HER BASKET
[23:19:14] <&Demetrious> OVER
[23:19:15] <&Demetrious> AND
[23:19:15] <&Demetrious> OVER
[23:19:16] <&Demetrious> AND
[23:19:16] <&Demetrious> OVER
[23:19:30] <&Demetrious> AND YOU BLEW YOUR THICK CREAMY LOAD IN HER VAGOO
[23:19:52] <&Demetrious> SHE'S PREGNANT AND SHE'S GOING TO BE EATEN BY ALIUMS AND THE BABY WILL BECOME CYBERCHILD, YOUR EVIL NEMESIS
[23:20:01] <&Demetrious> ALSO CYBERCHILD IS THE PILOT THAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO DOGFIGHT BECAUSE LOLTIMEHAX

http://pastebin.com/u5wHTpxK Writefag 05/03/12(Thu)00:22 No.18957222

Geneveve Bishop felt herself being driven backward by the sheer force of the bullets impacting on her shield, twisting around to face her new opponent, she leveled her M1919 between her Strikers and fired off a return burst of .30cal fire. The Martian needlefighter didn’t have such shields; she watched as it spiral away off her tail trailing thick smoke. “Red Lead, Splashed one!” Turning over again, she surveyed the skies around her. The Martians had been clever; they’d dropped out further than usual and flown their elements in at near wave-top level, below their radar. “Red Two. Bernard! Two on your tail, shake them!”

“On it, Lead.” The Lightning pulled into a series of rolling turns, keeping the Martians in scissors with him while Graf dropped in behind them.

Fortress Alexandria had been caught with its pants down. Even worse, most of the squadron were out on Combat Air Patrols, too far away to defend. It had been lucky that Red Flight had just taken off, but they were only a Lightning and two witches; Geneveve hated to admit it, but she would’ve given her left arm to have Knight up in the air, if only because they needed every round of firepower they could get. The Castle’s own air defensives were helping, but there was only so much that the dozen or so fixed emplacement could do.

As Geneveve looked down she spotted two more needles trying to find an angle on Henrietta Graf; a short burst from her gun disavowed them of this idea and gave the friendly witch some breathing room to finish off the Needle she’d been chasing. That was nine kills, so far- five from Bishop, Three from Graf and a shared killed between Graf and Flip.

Writefag no 2 05/03/12(Thu)00:22 No.18957225
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>>18957181
>>18957176
>>18957168
>>18957153
>mfw

I know. It's my one major fault that I seem to be unable to shake. It's just that when I try to stick to one, it *always* doesn't seem to feel or flow right. I'll keep trying, though.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:22 No.18957228 File: 1336018979.jpg-(212 KB, 640x426, Pillbox.jpg) >>18956857 >>18956787 >Live about 2 miles inside of the contended bit of GHQ line How fucked am I? That little pillbox on the canal doesn't look like it could hold back Germans, let alone Martians.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:23 No.18957234 >>18957221 Planefag, you need to calm down. You're not LG, we don't want paranoia here.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:23 No.18957236 >>18957144 >You just had to stick your weiner in her shnizel Seems pretty definative to me.

http://pastebin.com/u/LegioCI Writefag 05/03/12(Thu)00:25 No.18957261

As she looked back to see another two Martians angling in on her, she heard Wing Command Okabe’s voice in her earbud. “Red Flight, be advised. We have another flight of hostiles incoming, bearing Zero-One-Eight. Low altitude. Looks like a dozen at least.” She did some mental math, the first flight had been sixteen strong, leaving seven left. Another squadron like the first meant there would be over twenty hostiles to their three.

With a twitch of her leg she deftly maneuvered around another burst of Martian machinegun fire. “Alexandria Base. What’s the ETA on those reinforcements?” She was just barely able to keep the nervousness from entering her voice, instead she opted for classic British understatement. “It’s getting a bit crowded up here and we would certainly appreciate a bit of assistance.”

Okabe’s voice matched Geneveve’s calm. “Negative, Red Flight. Lines are getting hit further east, they’re scrambling everything they can for that push.” Geneveve threw her legs toward, suddenly reversing her thrust and allowing the Martian to shoot past. Another long burst send the needle tumbling into the beach below.

“What about the rest of the 512th?” She spoke calmly, throwing herself through a series of maneuvers to shake the last Martian’s wingman.
“Blue Flight’s closest; ETA is maybe ten minutes. Yellow Flight is another five minutes after that.” Another burst of fireworks against her shields showed that the Martian was still on her. She threw her legs forward, against reversing her thrust but this Martian was ready for it, throwing himself into a wide barrel roll that kept her out in front of him. Another burst of fire forced her into a short dive, putting her below and in front of him- not a good position. She could feel her shields beginning to waver under the attacks.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:25 No.18957270 >>18957236 That line made me lose my shit for a good 8 seconds

Tonight on Thunder and Lightning... Writefag 05/03/12(Thu)00:26 No.18957279

“Blue Flight’s closest; ETA is maybe ten minutes. Yellow Flight is another five minutes after that.” Another burst of fireworks against her shields showed that the Martian was still on her. She threw her legs forward, against reversing her thrust but this Martian was ready for it, throwing himself into a wide barrel roll that kept her out in front of him. Another burst of fire forced her into a short dive, putting her below and in front of him- not a good position. She could feel her shields beginning to waver under the attacks.

“Need some assistance here!” She called out calmly over the radio. She pulled up and to the left, trying to stay ahead of the line of tracers following her. Geneveve reversed her turn, barrel rolling up and over his field of fire. Swinging her M1919 down between her legs, she fired a burst at him as he turned to keep her in his cross hairs.

She kept her finger on the trigger, but his lateral movement meant that she couldn’t group the bursts to do any real damage. Geneveve cursed under her breath as he rolled his nose into her. He had her dead to rights at less than a hundred yards. The Martian couldn’t ask for a better shot.

This was largely because he was too busy being reduced to a smoking fireball, hurdling towards the ground below. Geneveve scanned left and right, looking for who had saved her. She couldn’t see anything. “Thanks for the assist! Was that you, Graf?”

It's a Bad Day to be a Martian over the Med. Writefag 05/03/12(Thu)00:27 No.18957294

“Negative, Lead.”

“Bernard?”

“I’ve got my own problems here-Hunggh!” Flip’s sentence ended with a grunt and she could see his Lightning pulling up into a rolling loop below her, pursued by two Martians.
She finally turned her view towards the sun, still fairly low to the east- when she put up her thumb to block the glare she could see it- a bright glint that quickly began to resolve itself into the twin-boomed form of a lone Lightning. Okabe’s voice crackled over the radio. “Red Flight, unidentified contact bearing Two-Five-One. Can you identify?”

“Friendly, I think. It’s a Lightning.” The Lightning closed on the furball with frightening speed, turning into Flip’s pursuers and burning them out of the sky. Now that it wasn’t being blocked by the sun, she could get a good look at it- there were no markings on, aside from the serial number and USAAF roundels on the wings and tail. “No markings. Do you have radio contact?”

“Negative, Red Lead.” Geneveve watched as the Lightning pulled back around, effortlessly attaching itself to a third Martian, who began wildly maneuvering to shake the fighter on its tale. “Be advised, though, incoming hostiles are about to engage. Count at least twenty.” She turned her attention out to sea, where she could see several dark splotches skimming across the ocean at low altitude before they climbed up to get altitude.

And now a change in perspective! Writefag 05/03/12(Thu)00:29 No.18957315

~*~
A glint out to sea. He could see the Martian fighters incoming as they rose to challenge him. ‘No. This is my base. These are my wingmen. You can’t have them. I’ll kill you before you do.’ The Knight was a man possessed, his hands flying across the controls, adjusting flaps, propeller pitch, fuel. He threw the throttle forward- the K wasn’t even in full WEP, but he distantly felt the G-forces push him back into his seat.

Knight’s eyes darted to his altimeter- he had climbed nearly ten-thousand feet in a little under a minute. He rolled out of the climb over the Martian formation- they ignored the single fighter at their peril. Knight dove upon them, tearing through the heart of their formation, the 20mm gunpods raining death upon every Martian aircraft that crossed his path.

As he came through the bottom of the formation, he pulled up and turned the dive energy back into speed. A glance up at the mirror showed two Needlefighters had turned onto him. ‘You come to challenge me?’

Knight turned into a rolling scissors with them, leading them on. He danced his Lightning around their incoming fire, expertly being everywhere that they weren’t aiming. He eased off the throttle, slowly baiting them in, and then the trap was sprung. Knight chopped thrust and nosed the Lightning down into a short dive before hauling back on the wheel bringing the nose back around.

The leading Martian flashed pass harmlessly, but as the Lightning continued its rotation, nearly flying backwards at this point, his wingman flew directly across Knight’s crosshairs. He emptied the last of the gunpods into the needledick, the 20mm rounds disintegrating the Martian fighter in mid-air. He shoved the throttle forward and dipped the nose, turning the summersault into a dive to regain speed and energy.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:29 No.18957322 >>18957207 Or maybe she was saying both...

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:30 No.18957334 >>18957322 The main problem is what she'll do when she finds out.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 05/03/12(Thu)00:32 No.18957357 >>18957334 Shag MC all the harder, obviously.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:33 No.18957371 >>18957357 I didn't know Panzer was writing our quest now.

Added the little flower things to show when the perspective changes. Writefag 05/03/12(Thu)00:33 No.18957374

~*~
Geneveve Bishop spared what attention she could to watch the unidentified Lightning fight. It was a thing of awe, dancing through the enemy formation, evading their fire and spitting death and fire like some ancient God’s avatar of war. “Jeez! Look at him go!” She heard Flip call out over the radio. “Who is that masked man?”

She tore her attention away from the lone fighter to concentrate on her own tail. Maneuvering into a rolling climbing scissors, Geneveve chopped her thrust and let the Martian surge ahead of her. As he passed her on the way up, she opened up on him with her .30cal at nearly point blank range. He didn’t stand a chance.

The Martian attack was faltering- she could already see it in how their formation was falling apart- they were separating off, chasing targets alone instead of with wingmen. The mystery Lightning had broken their confidence- every Martian pilot was no doubt constantly looking over their shoulder to make sure that they weren’t the next. They were flying defensively instead of offensively and time was no longer on their side.

“Blue Flight reports two minutes until they can engage. Hold them off a little longer.” It wasn’t hard, it was pretty much a mop-up at this point. A couple of minutes and another kill later, Blue flight finally arrived- by now the numbers were almost equal- Four Lightnings and four witches against ten-another Needle exploded- nine remaining Martians. The Martians didn’t have a chance.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:33 No.18957379 File: 1336019629.png-(55 KB, 1382x873, 1334460396527.png) It's time.

Anders really needs to stop ending missions unconscious on the tarmac. Writefag 05/03/12(Thu)00:34 No.18957388

~*~
Surprisingly, James Anders encountered very little resistance landing at Alexandria Fortress ten minutes later. This was probably due to the fact that he had only realized after take-off that he didn’t have the days tactical frequencies. He did a lap of the airfield before setting the Lightning down, coasting the plane to its usual roost along the runway on differential power. Turning the plane around to face back out, he finally cut the engine and starting unstrapping himself from the cockpit.

As he slid down off the wing and walked towards the rest of Red Flight, who were already making their way towards him. Flip just stared at him, jaw slightly agape, while Geneveve Bishop looked at him as though he had grown an extra ear. Henrietta Graf was muttering something in German.

Anders cocked and eyebrow at them. “The fuck ya’ll looking at?” He felt something dribble out of his nose and wiped it on the back of his hand before noticing it was blood. “The fuck?” He managed to mutter before his eyes rolled back in his head and his legs gave out from under him.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:35 No.18957405 >>18957334 Murder MC Muder Cupcake Lock herself in her room Denial Accept that MC made a mistake Pick one

>>	Major Airlift 05/03/12(Thu)00:36 No.18957421 >>18957405 Pick all?

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:36 No.18957424 >>18957405 Can I pick more than 1?

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:37 No.18957427 >>18957405 All of them, in that order.

>>	!mYedictMKA 05/03/12(Thu)00:38 No.18957437 Horrible Witches quest tomorrow anon, I know you love it

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/03/12(Thu)00:38 No.18957439
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>>18957221

EVERYBODY READ THIS.

I understand that you're all worried about MC fucking Waltrude. Fucking her hard, and raw, and bareback, both of them fucking like the Thai fuck champion fucking at the tour-de-fuck. This worries you vis-a-vis MC's relationships for very obvious reasons.

In reply I say only this.

TRUST IN PLANEFAG.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:38 No.18957444 >>18957439 TIME FOR SEX

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:38 No.18957446 >>18957439 How fun.

>>	Major Airlift 05/03/12(Thu)00:39 No.18957459 File: 1336019977.png-(72 KB, 698x658, 1298189686345.png) >>18957439 Trust in the Planefag for MC to dump crazy Minna in favor of his distaff counterpart casual sex relationship of awesome? OKAY!

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:39 No.18957460 >>18957439 I dunno... You didn't write details.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:39 No.18957461 >>18957439 we should be more worried about P-61 waifu being angry and ignoring our gentle caresses to her engines.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:39 No.18957462 >>18957439 I am not reassured in the slightest.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:40 No.18957466 >>18957439 I'm terrified.

>>	Writefag no 2 05/03/12(Thu)00:41 No.18957476 File: 1336020070.gif-(1.93 MB, 450x338, 1331915090459.gif) >>18957439 >planefag himself saying "Trust in Planefag" ...well then, that's an order I've got loud and clear.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:42 No.18957488 File: 1336020126.png-(108 KB, 857x531, trustinplanefag.png) >>18957439 As I always have! Glory to the planefage! Trust in the planefag!

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:43 No.18957503 >>18957424 >>18957421 Only if she fails at the murder part. Although really having one or both of us transffered is more likely. And "sexing us into loving her" falls under denial. It's refusing to admit that there's a problem.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/03/12(Thu)00:44 No.18957504 File: 1336020246.jpg-(11 KB, 238x233, 1327886440700.jpg) >>18957460 >>18957462 >>18957466 When you guys see it... ... oh, your fucking faces.

>>	Major Airlift 05/03/12(Thu)00:44 No.18957513 File: 1336020291.jpg-(47 KB, 676x507, e0dfb778c579831a60bce7bbc78299(...).jpg) >>18957504

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:45 No.18957521 >>18957439 Easier said than done, given your history of trolling your own fanbase.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:47 No.18957548 >>18957503 >problem What problem. We fucked Krupinski. That's like bitching about someone trying on a new pair of shoes, deciding they don't like how shiny they are, and putting them back. >>18957504 THREESOME? FOURSOME WITH MARSEILLE?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/03/12(Thu)00:48 No.18957564
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>>18957521

And therein lies the troll.

I troll them hard, I troll them soft. I troll them fast and slow and rough and smooth, in a bed, in a shed, on a tarp or for a lark.

And so when I look them in the eye and say, with complete and utter honestly, that it'll all turn out okay, they scream NO. FUCKING. WAY.

And when I tell them as much, with posts like these, they can't be sure that I'm not running a meta-meta-meta troll to hit them in the blindside.

>>	Writefag 05/03/12(Thu)00:49 No.18957569 Oh, and in case Fapwriter didn't realise. I'm all done for the night. You can go ahead and post your smut now.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:50 No.18957575 So Uh Writefags finished writing? Kotters not going to post some Subwitches?

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:50 No.18957586 File: 1336020633.png-(234 KB, 874x894, internetchaos.png) >>18957564 >schemes within schemes within schemes within schemes within schemes >tears for the tear god ...PF's aiming to be the newest chaos god guys

>>	Gotta dig them positive waves. Writefag 05/03/12(Thu)00:51 No.18957590 >>18957564 This is why I try not to assume what's going to happen. I'm just, like, along for the ride, babe. Dig?

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/03/12(Thu)00:51 No.18957596 File: 1336020714.jpg-(25 KB, 305x315, 1289260273377.jpg) >>18957590 DONE DUG, BRO!

Incoming fapficiton, I feel so dirty 05/03/12(Thu)00:53 No.18957616

You wake up, and the first thing you notice is that it feels like your brain is trying to claw its way out of your skull.

The second thing you notice is that you can't move. What the fuck? Where are you?

"You're awake? You're awake! Wow, I didn't think you'd make it with a wound like that. Magical healing can only do so much, you know."

"Who'ssat? Mefoojy?"

"Mi-ya-foo-jee. Don't mispronounce my name!" Shit, you're half-dead on the bed and she's whining about your speech?

"What happened? I remember..." And then you remember. You had sex with... Oh fuck, you actually did your sister. What the fucking fuck were you thinking? And you got caught in the act! And instead of killing you, the other witches...

You thought they were fucked up before. Now you're certain. The way Trude went after Robin (poor girl probably can't stand anymore) was just plain scary. And Minna...

Well, you'll deal with that later.

"So I guess everybody knows, eh?"

"Nope! Minna said that you fell down some stairs. When the doctor wouldn't believe her she got real scary looking and repeated herself. Doctor wrote it down real fast."

"Well that's all well and good."

"Yeah, wouldn't do to have anyone know Sanya beat you with a hammer, huh?" She claps her hands over her mouth and backs up, eyes wide. How would she...

Aw shit, she's the one that spies on everyone. Of COURSE she'd have been watching. Little horndog was probably watching ever since-

"Miyafuji, exactly how much did you see?"

She turns away and investigates something incredibly interesting on the wall.

Incoming fapficiton, I feel so dirty 05/03/12(Thu)00:55 No.18957626

>>18957616
"I saw... I... everything."

"Fuck."

"Yeah, that."

Well, if she's been quiet about it so far, she'll probably stay quiet about it. Trude practically raped Robin (or would have if Robin didn't like it), Minna won't say a word, and Sanya can't say anything or else she's in deep shit so it looks like you're home free.

And then something comes along and grinds your hope into the dirt.

"If you want me to keep quiet you have to do something for me."

Is she...?

Miyafuji turns to face you.

"I've never... that is... Minna wouldn't let us see any of the men, so... I want..."

"You're blackmailing me for sex." You state plainly. It's obvious she isn't. Her hands fly up again to cover her face.

"Y-y-y-y-maybe!"

"Miyafuji, look at me." She cracks open her fingers and peeks through.

"I am so proud of you. You're finally acting like a pilot!" The smile on your face is as big as you can make it, what with half your face wrapped in gauze. Miyafuji falls to the floor in shock.

"What?! Don't tell me pilots do this sort of thing!"

"Not this specifically, no, but blackmail is a tried and true method of getting your way, and that's what people like us care about!" She picks herself off the floor and inches towards your gourney.

"S-so... then...?" She doesn't finish the question, but you can see the anticipation on her face plainly enough. She's waiting for an answer.

"I'm a little tied down at the moment so you'll have to do the work. Hop on kid."

I apologize for the formatting, blame notepad 05/03/12(Thu)00:55 No.18957631

>>18957626
You expected her to be shy, maybe to take her time and work herself up to it. Instead, she tore the bottom of her swimsuit-uniform off and, as you suggested, hopped right up on you. In the brief moments before your own pants came off, you got a good look at her eyes: The same mad haze that you saw in Trude's.

This... could be trouble.

She wastes no time in slamming herself down, and you feel your little pilot rip something as it makes its way into her. You'll have to make this good, it would be kill your pride if you were the reason she went full dyke. Despite how sore you are from Minna's rough handling and Sanya's interruption, you manage to push yourself at an angle so that you're hitting that special spot instead of just sliding in. Looking up, you can see your efforts paid off - the girl is in la-la land right now, with that same creepy look she gets whenever staring at some girl's breasts. Speaking of which, you reach up and grab hold of one... sort of. Not easy to get a handful when there's nothing to hold onto.

Miyafuji's definitely giving it her all, but her bouncing is creaking the bed, so you pull her down on top of you, making her rock her hips instead. Up close, your eyes lock with hers, and she pushes herself up for a kiss, stopping just for a moment before sliding back down and getting back to the action.

You're both breathing heavily, even though Yoshika's doing all the work. Well, you might not be able to move your hips, but your hand is free, so you work it between you and find her button, circling it with your finger. Suddenly, her pace picks up and her face scrunches tight. You stop your gentle caress and start rubbing her hard. It sends her over the edge, and she bites your shirt to muffle her cry of pleasure and she pushes herself down all the way and holds it there.

Uh oh.

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:56 No.18957639

>>18957631
"Miyafuji, take it out. Shit, take it out take it out!" Your little pilot is about to fire, and there's no way you can do it inside the young witch. She's not listening though, still riding out the waves, hands grasping you tightly. You try to hold it off but it's no use, your little pilot sees a target to bounce and nobody is going to tell him otherwise. You close your eyes and grit your teeth, trying to buy a few more seconds.

At the last moment, you're pulled out of Miyafuji with a wet "pop!" and with a sigh of relief and satisfaction, you let go. Taking a few breaths, you roll Miyafuji over to the side of the bed, where she curls up and rubs her legs together, before falling asleep from the exertion. But you've got more important things to worry about.

Because at the foot of your bed, watching you with an incredulous look on her face, is Trude.

And her hand is covered in your spent ammo.

Fuck.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:57 No.18957650 File: 1336021059.jpg-(39 KB, 217x208, ohgodwhatthefuckincredibletale(...).jpg) >>18957626 >hop on kid oh god why did i laugh

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:58 No.18957654

>>18957639
>Anyone reading?

"Not even two days after getting your head bashed in and you get right back into it, don't you." She says, wiping her hand off on your pants.

She's just jealous she doesn't have any of her own.

Trude walks over to the side of the bed, and picks Miyafuji up, placing her down on one of the other hospital beds. Then she turns back to you.

"So, what is it with you and little girls?" She obviously thinks she's got you. Well, you can't let her think that, especially when it's true.

"Right back at you, sweet-tits." She backs up, mouth agape and a slow blush creeping up her face. "Not only that, but if I remember right, you've got some serious si-" Her hand clamps over your mouth. Her clean hand, thankfully.

"I don't know what you're talking about!" She hisses through clenched teeth. The threat of pain is in her face, but when did you ever let that stop you? You're about to do something silly, like lick her palm, whe someone grabs her from behind. Trude lets go of you immediately and gets a different look. She seems... anxious."

"Now now Trude, it's perfectly fine to like little sisters, isn't that right big bro?" Robin pipes up from behind Trude, and accentuates the point by grabbing the older girl's breasts. Trude yelps, but claps her hands over her mouth (the dirty one first, you note with satisfaction) as Robin continues to have her wicked way with her.

"So... girls. What brings you here?" You watch the display with an appraising eye as Trude turns her head to capture Robin's lips.

"Well, ever since last night Trudey here has been after me for round two-" Trude's face turns pink at this. "so I made her a deal. I'll let her have a go at me, but in return...

She lets you have a go at her."

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/03/12(Thu)00:58 No.18957662 File: 1336021135.jpg-(41 KB, 394x386, erika as normal.jpg)

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:59 No.18957668

>>18957654
You look over at Trude, who is staring at her feet, mumbling to herself. Hot damn, your sister is the best wing-woman you could ever ask for.

You'd better not let the marines find that out.

"Believe me girls, I'd love to," Trude's face gets even redder, "but I'm a little spent at the moment."

"Oh don't worry about that!" Robin, eternally cheerful, skips up to you. "Minna taught me this great trick you can do after our little... incident." She puts her fingers to your temples and oh shit, not this agAAA WHOAH FUCK HELLO GOOD MORNING!

"Hot damn that tingles. Feels like I've got spiders all over me." While you pat yourself down, enjoying the freedom of movement, you notice the girls have gotten pretty quiet. They're staring at you, or rather a part of you, and you look to see what it is.

Huh. Apparently your little pilot has been topped off and is ready to go. While you admire the wonderful properties of magic (learning to do this yourself would be a gamechanger with Krupinski), you notice Robin whispering in Trude's ear. The girls are plotting, and this worries you. It doesn't worry your wingman, who stands in the face of adversity, ready to boldly go where no man has gone before. Lots of girls probably have, though.

Finally, they turn to you. Robin helps you out of the bed, to your confusion, while Trude walks around to the side. "Okay bro, here's how we're gonna do this..."

You can't believe what your sister is saying. Where did she learn these things? Trude, on the other hand...

(field too long my ass)

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:00 No.18957676 >>18957654 YOU HAVE MY RAPT ATTENTION also this is so bad bad bad bad I love it

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:00 No.18957677

>>18957668
"You can consider this thanks for saving Chris. I was practically on top of you that time anyways. Might as well finish what we started, huh?" She peels off her clothes, walks over to the bed, and bends over, hands on the rails. You take your time admiring the glorious sight before you, the supple round curves, the smooth skin, the-

You're brought back to your senses when Robin smacks Trude on the ass, leaving a light handprint. She runs her hand up Trude's back and under for a quick grope, then she gets on top of the bed, kneeling in front of the other witch. Trude sticks her tongue out and Robin lines her head up with her special spot.

"Alright, we're relying on you bro! Make it good!"

Well, you're not one to disappoint. You walk up behind Trude, taking a moment to run your hands over that marvelous posterior. You guide your gunner into position, and ram it home. You slide in deep, until you're pressed against her, and you hear Robin squeal in delight as Trude's tongue is pushed over her. Trude moans at the instrustion, and she spreads her legs wider for you.

Ah, teamwork.

You grab hold of her hips and get to it, starting out slow. Looking up at Robin, the two of you flash a wink and a grin at the same time. Keeping your smile, you buck hard, making Trude gasp and Robin squeak. You decide to give them a bit of warning.

"Get ready girls, we're kicking it up a notch." With that, you abandon the slow strokes and start railing Trude against the bed. Robin throws her head back and clamps down on Trude's head, letting out a low moan. Trude reaches back with a hand and starts helping herself out. You keep up the pace until you feel the warmth around you shake, and Trude pants as she's overcome with pleasure.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:00 No.18957679 >>18957513 SAW THIS ON FRONT PAGE OH GOD, A STRIKE WITCHES THREAAAAAAD IS THIS THE STRIKE WITCHES QUEST I'VE BEEN HEARING ABOUT ON /a/? Are there lesbian hijinks?

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:00 No.18957684

>>18957677
While she's paused, you look up at Robin, who looks down at you. "TRADE PLACES!"

Trude's a little surprised at the sudden stop, and Robin hops down off the bed. Getting the idea, Trude moves to get on the bed herself, when Robin stops her.

"Nope. You're staying there, remember the deal?" She grabs you and pushes you towards the bed.

"But wait, what am I- oh. Oh. Robin... you'd better do good back there!" As you get up on the bed, you take a moment to wipe yourself off with a sheet. Might make her a little more open to the idea. Trude bends over and grabs the railing again, looking up at you with a strange mix of fear and anticipation that you're pretty sure you had flying that sharkplane.

Then Robin pinches Trude's button, and when she gasps in surprise you slide right in. Damn, that is good.

At first Trude is content to hold still and let you do the work (and boy do you love your job), but Robin stops her handiwork and gets down on her knees, giving Trude what she just got. With a 'pop', Trude backs off your pole and whimpers, hands shaking as Robin goes to town. You give her a minute, then take her by the chin and tease her lips until she opens up again. Unbeknownst to you, Robin is watching, and when you're lined up to go in, she pushes hard and Trude ends up deepthroating it.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:00 No.18957686 >>18957679 ...Well, kind of...

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:01 No.18957690 >>18957679 There are in the after-quest fapfiction.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/03/12(Thu)01:01 No.18957691 File: 1336021280.png-(29 KB, 500x500, 1234819499299.png) >>18957616 >"Nope! Minna said that you fell down some stairs. When the doctor wouldn't believe her she got real scary looking and repeated herself. Doctor wrote it down real fast."

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:01 No.18957700

>>18957684
It felt great for a moment, but Trude backed off with another 'pop!' "Robin! What the hell?!"

"Oh come on, you're just sitting there. Do what you were doing with me, and I'll do it to you~" Robin sing-songs back. Well, now you're curious.

Dropping her head in defeat, Trude steadies herself, giving your flying assistant a glare before opening wide and getting back to it. Oh, so THAT'S what Robin meant. You didn't even know tongues could DO that, these witches must learn all sorts of things. Well, Robin must've learned it pretty well herself, because soon after, Trude starts moaning and shaking, and you feel push her tongue up around you. Taking the cue, you move fast, rocking into her and bringing yourself over the edge.

Grabbing hold of Trude's head, you keep her still as you fire your payload. She squirms a bit, but Robin does something that makes her stop real quick. Whatever she's doing back there must be good, because Trude doesn't make any more fuss as you keep unloading. And after you pull out, you hear her swallow.

...You've gotta find out what she did.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:03 No.18957719 >>18957679 Gentlemen. I believe /a/ has caught us with our pants down.

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:03 No.18957729

>>18957700
You fall back on your ass, spent, and Trude leans against the bed, legs wobbly, and a tremendous blush. Robin comes up, equally red-faced.

"I didn't know you could do that, Robin."

"I didn't either. I saw it in a magazine one of the older witches kept around and tried it out. I guess you liked it?"

"You still owe me for... that."

"Sure, sure. Next time can be just us, ok? You can take care of this little sister all by yourself." Trude perks up at that, but she's too spent to do much about it.

The world tumbles upside down as the magical boost runs out. Last time you did this you were out like a light. Guess it's time for round two.

"Round two? Heh, I don't think you're in any shape. Robin and I will work something out, though."

Are you speaking your thoughts again?

"Yup. Nighty-night bro! We'll have to do this again sometime." Robin helps Trude get dressed, and as they're leaving, you pull the sheet back over yourself and pass out.

...
...
...

When you come to, your vision is full of red. At first you think you're bleeding, but then you notice that it's hair.

It's Minna.

(END)

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:04 No.18957742 >>18957729 :V

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:05 No.18957755 >>18957654 We're too busy fapping to post

>>	Fapfiction Dude 05/03/12(Thu)01:07 No.18957779 Questions, comments, criticism? If you guys like my writing style I might do some after-quest writing myself that isn't smut. I love this setting.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:07 No.18957787 >>18957779 >that isn't smut Well, I GUUUUESSSSS if you REALLY WANT TO.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:08 No.18957793 >>18957779 i would say the lack of comments is just as telling, everyone is busy

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:09 No.18957804 >>18957779 As far as fapfics go, this is not bad. Not bad at all. Completely ludicrous, yes, and fairly out of character in places, but all in all a good read. Needs more Sanya/Eila though. OTP of the year all years.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/03/12(Thu)01:09 No.18957810
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>>18957679
>Are there lesbian hijinks?

Hijinks, you say?

You want... lesbian hijinks?

Lets see. We've had a wounded man bouncing down a flight of stairs in a wheelchair painted with the name "Rolling Court-Martial" to piss off General Patton. We've had Rommel pop out of a fridge to slug Stirling and an ensuing duel with KIELBASA AND COLD-CUTS. We've had a male fighter pilot FAKE HIS OWN DEATH to fuck with Witches and get counter-trolled for his trouble, a pack of pilots tie fluorescent orange safety-belts around their heads and crash a General's press conference as NEON SAMURAI, one of which then dueled Minna in person, we've got Nikolo Motherfucking Tesla introducing a shark-shaped plane that surfs lightning, developed to help the witches fight the FUCKING MARTIANS AND THEIR FUCKING HEAT-RAYS and above all there's the robotic, hissing Martian infiltration robot shaped-like-a-cow, who is now bro-tier and obeys the Irish radar operator like his bovine God.

But *lesbian* hijinks? Specifically? 'Fraid we're fresh out.

>>	Fapfiction Dude 05/03/12(Thu)01:09 No.18957816 >>18957755 >>18957793 You're telling me. After I finished writing I had to go take matters into my own hand.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:10 No.18957817 >>18957679 Oh boy, do you have a lot of reading to do

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/03/12(Thu)01:10 No.18957823 >>18957779 The smut is boring. It's the other lines that crack me up. GET WORKIN

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:10 No.18957824 >>18957810 Isn't Cupcakeski a raging dyke? Didn't one of either Lyn or Miyafuji get slapped for probably trying to feel up the other?

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:11 No.18957831 >>18957679 get to reading, /a/non

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:12 No.18957850 >>18957824 Cumpcakeski's pretty much pnasexual at this point. SHe's a walking sexpot. Well, she wasn't walking after MC was done with her, but you get the point.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:12 No.18957852 >>18957810 trust in planefag

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:13 No.18957855 File: 1336021982.jpg-(214 KB, 540x800, waltrudZingpowski.jpg) >>18957824 In this quest everyone wants the weiner and sour kraut. Double if they're German Witches.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 05/03/12(Thu)01:13 No.18957863 >>18957824 But those aren't hijinks.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:13 No.18957865 Cupcakeski is a raging omnisexual. Miyafuji got slapped for groping Lynette, is what we think. Poor girl probably got horny watching us, and tried her luck with Lynette. Got shot down.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:13 No.18957871 >>18957863 I'LL be the judge of that, Planefag!

>>	Crix !!nLvSV/0cRma 05/03/12(Thu)01:14 No.18957882 File: 1336022062.jpg-(342 KB, 600x817, I don't understand this but go(...).jpg) >>18957810 >But lesbian hijinks? Specifically? Oh, come on they've been there, mostly with SAKAMOTO FREUDIAN SLIPS

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:15 No.18957897 >>18957729 >Minna is sleeping on top of you Oh gawd

Fapfiction Dude 05/03/12(Thu)01:15 No.18957906

>>18957823
>smut is boring

But the sex is the background that lets me make jokes!

I'll see if I can't crap something out of decent quality for next after-thread. Non-pornographic, that is. I got a good idea that I'll run for a thread or two to test the waters.

>>	Writefag no 2 05/03/12(Thu)01:15 No.18957908 >>18957779 You can write, that's for certain. Drop by the IRC when you get a chance. Out of curiosity, what do you want to write about?

Fapfiction Dude 05/03/12(Thu)01:17 No.18957937

>>18957908
My idea was that there might be an infantryman cut off from the main force by an aggressive martian advance, and a witch who'd crash landed, and it'd be about them trying to make it through hostile territory in unfamiliar settings: Infantryman by himself, witch without strikers.

Shenanigans ensue.

But it's just an idea. If I can't pull of convincing 2-person interaction I'll think of something else.

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:18 No.18957951
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>>18957810
You forgot the greatest OC to be generated by any thread ever.
>Long ago, I, Mallory, the plane commanding master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable strategy across the land.
>But a foolish samurai warrior wearing a magic reflective safety belt stepped forth to oppose me.
>Before the final battle was fought, I struck open a portal in Air Force regs and flung him into Castle Barin, where nopants is law!
>Now, the fool seeks to return to Eastchurch, to undo the future that is Big Wing.
>WA-CHA!

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:19 No.18957959 File: 1336022353.jpg-(661 KB, 1441x1266, ericahartmannalliedsoldier.jpg) >>18957937 that reminds me of this picture i like this picture i like this idea

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:19 No.18957968 >>18957810 What about in the tower when Minna made jokes at Sanya? That sort of counts, it was hijinks about lesbians.

>>	Rightfag 05/03/12(Thu)01:21 No.18957983 >>18957937 Toss in an alium or something, added factor of getting over language barrier.

>>	Writefag no 2 05/03/12(Thu)01:22 No.18958002 >>18957983 >>18957959 >>18957937 Sounds awesome, man. Where do you want to set it? I mean, the Eastern Front hasn't even been touched on yet.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:22 No.18958005 >>18957937 Make it a pilot and witch who crashed into each other, managed to land within walking distance, and proceeded to attempt to beat the shit out of each other, only to be interrupted by Martians. Pilots are so much more fun that infantry jerks.

Fapfiction Dude 05/03/12(Thu)01:23 No.18958018

>>18957959
That's exactly where I got the idea from.

Witches are used to fighting in the air, fast-paced, lots of action, enemies all over the place.

How would one translate to footslogging?

>>18957983
I don't really think that an alium would last long in a group with an infantryman and a witch.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:23 No.18958019 Hey planefag, can you tell us how things are on the pacific front?

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:23 No.18958023 >>18957983 >Toss in an alium or something You tryin' to steal my story, boy?

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:25 No.18958035

>>18958005
i dunno, i like the idea of it being some random grunt. even better if they had been opponents in WW2 pre-alium invasion. like...german infantry and russian witch
>>18958018
i just like the picture because i think the infantryman's reaction to a pantsless flying loli with an MG-42 landing next to him is portrayed perfectly...disbelief mingled with awe...it almost looks like he's trying to touch her to see if she's real

>>	Rightfag 05/03/12(Thu)01:25 No.18958036 >>18958018 But what if alium had maser and the other 2 had naught but some survival gear. Alium takes the 2 hostage only to be stranded, forced to rely on the other 2 for help.

Fapfiction Dude 05/03/12(Thu)01:26 No.18958054

>>18958002
No idea. It'd have to be someplace totally cut off, but with a chance of making it out alive. So no place where the Black Fog is.

Eastern front is where Japan is half-conquered, right? I'd do something like an invasion of mainland China, except I have no idea about Chinese culture. It'd just be western people with funny names, and that's no good.

Unless I call them all Jackie Chan.

>>	Major Airlift 05/03/12(Thu)01:26 No.18958055 Someone do Enemy Mine with a witch/pilot/soldier and a martian.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:27 No.18958059 >>18958036 . Why wouldn't said alien kill the humans meaning it could rest without being overpowered and killed or just having its position given away?

>>	Writefag no 2 05/03/12(Thu)01:28 No.18958072 >>18958054 No no, I mean the Baltic Pocket. The European Eastern Front. Poles, Soviets and Germans all crammed into the Baltic Countries. Plleeenntty of area for conflict between the two characters.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:28 No.18958078 >>18958002 Not him, but I always wanted to do a story set on Iwo Jima. Shellshock would included. A lot of shellshock.

Fapfiction Dude 05/03/12(Thu)01:28 No.18958080

>>18958036
I don't think it's realistic. These aliens aren't just invading the Earth, they're killing everyone. Every single person get's killed via some horrible Martian technology.

Any martian that comes face-to-face with a human can expect to be attacked, even if its with bare fists.

>>	Fapfiction Dude 05/03/12(Thu)01:31 No.18958097 >>18958072 That sounds perfect. Polish Jew witch, nazi infantryman. She lords it over him how she has magic and his supposedly superior ass doesn't.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:32 No.18958108 >>18958080 A fic involving a Polish or Ukranian grunt interacting with a hot shot German ace woumeld give me great joy

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:34 No.18958125

>>18958097
i like it. i'm not sure if political commissars exists in cyborg-stalin's russia, SWQ canon, or witch groups, but i almost wish they did. a soviet jew commissar with a german footslogger would make for just as fun of a story. mutual hatred for just about everything about one another

>>	Rightfag 05/03/12(Thu)01:35 No.18958128 >>18958097 Well, seems as I'm polish, if you fuck up any of the polish part I can ream your ass with corrections. (｡◕‿‿◕｡)

>>	Rightfag 05/03/12(Thu)01:35 No.18958139 >>18958128 >seems Seeing That feel when writing a sentence, rewrite it to something else but forget a word.

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:40 No.18958198
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>>18958097
I'd read it.I'm a huge Eastern European history fan and I've wanted to see how this universe would take on the Eastern Front. The Eastern Front, even if it ended with the alium invasion in winter of 41, had a whole bunch of atrocity worked into it by all parties: Katyan, Babi Yar, Nazi death Squads and all that stuff. A metric fuckton of hate between the Poles, Russians, Nazis and every other ethnic group in between was interrupted by the alien invasion and is entirely unresolved.

>>	Writefag no 2 05/03/12(Thu)01:41 No.18958216 >>18958097 Well, the hardcore Nazis dropped off a bit due to the evidence of the death camps getting out. That and purges of the SS that came in early 1943 when Doenitz ran out of patience for their shit.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:42 No.18958226 >>18958216 I thought Doenitz was a pretty fanatical Nazi?

>>	Writefag no 2 05/03/12(Thu)01:44 No.18958262 >>18958226 >Admiral of the Kriegsmarine >Fanatical Nazi Nope.

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:44 No.18958263

>>18958216
even if he's not hardcore, hitler had still been in power spewing LOLARYAN for 8 years when the aliums masered him to death. at least some of that would probably seep into the as yet unnamed german grunt...polish jew witch reminding him that she was sparkly and he was not would be hilarious...and then she can't march at his pace at all. i'm liking this more and more. FUND IT
>>18958226
if i remember correctly, he was more of a fanatical german than a fanatical nazi. i mean, if i remember correctly he was one of the only members of the nazi high command (if not the only) to not get a death sentence. he got like...10 years or something

Writefag 05/03/12(Thu)01:55 No.18958421

>>18958263

From what I understand about the Kriegsmarine, the only thing that really changed after Hitler took power was the flags and the fact that they needed a few thousand framed pictures of der Fuhrer to hang around their ships now. Other than that it was "Same shit, different government."

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:56 No.18958423 >>18958262 >>18958263 Hm. Re-reading things, He's not quite as bad as I remember. Must have been time fudging my meories of what I read years ago.

Fapfiction Dude 05/03/12(Thu)01:56 No.18958438

>>18958198
This is what scares me. The only eastern European history I know I learned from the History Channel, before they went ANCIENT ALIENS on us. So I'd be referencing wikipedia a lot. In fact, if you'd like to give me a few key events, I'd research them and try to work them in.

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)01:59 No.18958476

>>18958421
well, after WW1 the navy had basically become the inferior service (due to the whole dreadnaught race with the royal navy not working out so well for them), so they were never as attached to political ideologies because they were sidelined. in the german army it was also generally considered unprofessional to participate in politics, but this started to change once the nazis gained power...while it never really changed in the kriegsmarine because, well, they were usually sidelined anyways. the luftwaffe was probably the "worst" when it came to nazi affiliation

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)02:03 No.18958525 >>18958438 I have some knowledge on Nazi life and shit so I can help with that. Nothing is ever simply Nazis ae all German or Wehrmacht didnt commit killings. so tread carefull in doing things on that.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)02:03 No.18958527 >>18958476 Hitler once said; "I have a Fascist Air force, a Conservative Army, and a Communist Navy."

>>	Fapfiction Dude 05/03/12(Thu)02:07 No.18958565 >>18958525 Yeah, I won't be making blanket statements. In light of the Invasion War, a lot of the hatreds will have shifted targets, I think. Especially since they were mostly expressed "us vs them" mentalities.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)02:08 No.18958580 >>18958565 yea, but shit like that doesn't just disappear. you could make the german grunt from a "displaced" east german family for added anger

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)02:10 No.18958616

>>18958438
Well, I'm not really sure if they happened in this universe since I have not checked the alternate history document in a while, but two of the biggest atrocities in the early war period I've already mentioned, the massacre of Polish troops and officers by Soviets known as the Katyn Massacre and the mass killings of Ukrainian Jews at Babi Yar by the Nazis. At the same time there was the development of the ghettos all over Nazi occupied Eastern Europe and death squads roaming all over the Nazi occupied Soviet Union. In the actual war I think it was like 80% of Lithuanian Jews were killed by the end of '41. There is was brutal partisan fighting in Nazi occupied Soviet areas but also widespread collaboration with the Nazis by various ethnicities who had suffered under the Soviet regime and were fed up with it. If you want I can make some more specific points in line with the alternate history and post it next SWQ. Also I recommend if you really want to get into the Eastern Front reading Life and Fate by Vasily Grossman, it really is one of the best books on World War 2 in general and really gives the most clear impression of what that war was like. It's a great read regardless of if you write this or not.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)02:11 No.18958631 >>18958565 Id say try Life and Death in the Third Reich as a reference book for some quick perspective if you really want to. There are many others as well most likely

>>	Fapfiction Dude 05/03/12(Thu)02:14 No.18958678 >>18958616 I'll look up the book, thanks. And I think most of those events wouldn't have happened, considering the Nazis never made it past Poland thanks to witches. Fucked Poland up good though.

Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)02:16 No.18958701

>>18958678
Reread the history document, mate. They pulled off Barbarossa like normal. The witches fucked with their plans so it wasn't an embarrassing rout, but the Germans still won. The Polish army then fell back en masse into the Baltics instead of Romania.

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)02:16 No.18958702 >>18958678 As I recall, the aliens landed while the Battle of Moscow was taking place, no?

>>	Fapfiction Dude 05/03/12(Thu)02:19 No.18958746 >>18958701 >>18958702 Ah. Better re-read the source material. Wouldn't do to look like a fool. Or maybe I should just write more smut. What do you think?

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)02:21 No.18958764 >>18958701 this. if they pulled off barbarossa, then there's really no reason save sparkly intervention that Katyn and Babi Yar wouldn't have happened. >>18958746 i like this idea of yours though

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)02:23 No.18958793 >>18958746 More smut, and get in IRC with the other writefags. Captcha modsfa sisterly

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)02:29 No.18958847 >>18958793 link to IRC?

>>	Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)02:30 No.18958869 >>18958847 #swq on rizon

>>	Starshadow 05/03/12(Thu)05:43 No.18960340 File: 1336038185.jpg-(169 KB, 1140x1071, 1331695034626.jpg) >After-hours storytime Neat writefaggotry bros! >fapfic This is SO BAD. I am laughing uncontrollably. Well done sir!

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