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    37 KB Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:53 No.18945868  
    You command a warship that fights for the Culture.

    What is the name of your vessel?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:54 No.18945878
    The One of Ours, Sir.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:54 No.18945883
    Nigger Nigger Nigger
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:55 No.18945887
    Sir, the reactor is exploding
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:56 No.18945910
    The Negotiator - Abominator Class GOU
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)01:57 No.18945931
    Why I Oughtta...
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:00 No.18945963
    That's Sir to You
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:01 No.18945976
    The Cutting Edge of Bookkeeping
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:03 No.18945995
    I'm too Busy to Name the Ship
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:03 No.18945996
    Seven Ways From Sunday
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:03 No.18945997
    >>18945976
    A Ship.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:04 No.18946006
    >>18945997
    Well, That Quote Certainly Isn't Supposed To Be There.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:05 No.18946015
    Holy shit I just ordered this off of Amazon last night. About this time of night, too.

    STOP CONFIRMING MY SUSPICIONS ABOUT THEIR BEING A TRUMAN SHOW WITH ME IN IT.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:05 No.18946021
    I Preferred the Last Edition
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:06 No.18946024
    >>18946015
    I Am the Star of this Program
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:06 No.18946029
    >>18946015
    You Buy Books?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:07 No.18946040
    Two Guys and the Mongol Hordes
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:07 No.18946046
    Really, Wherer Did They Hide All The Gravitas?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:08 No.18946055
    >>18946046
    I Swear I Left My Gravitas Right Here
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:10 No.18946074
    I Swing My Axe at the Kobold
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:11 No.18946078
    A Sock Full of Pennies
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:11 No.18946081
    This Is /tg/ Related
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:12 No.18946087
    This Is Not /tg/ Related
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:12 No.18946093
    I'm Sure You Say That to All the Ladies
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:13 No.18946100
    God's Not Here, Can I Take a Message?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:13 No.18946104
    If I Hear One More Excuse Out of You...
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:14 No.18946120
    I'm Out of Ideas, You Think of Something
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:14 No.18946122
    Abominator class GOU Ｆｕｎ ｗｉｔｈ Ｔｙｐｏｇｒａｐｈｙ
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:15 No.18946127
    When Long Ago The Gods Created Earth, In Jove's Fair Image Man Was Shaped At Birth; The Beasts For Lesser Parts Were Next Designed, Yet Were They Too Remote From Humankind; To Fill The Gap, And Join The Rest To Man, The Olympian Host Conceived A Clever Plan; A Beast They wrought, In Semi-Human Figure - Filled It With Vice, And Called The Thing A Nigger.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:16 No.18946139
    Oh Dear
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:16 No.18946144
    Yes, That's It, Just A Little Closer
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:17 No.18946153
    Sometimes I Wish I Had a Spaceship
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:17 No.18946154
    And Then the Parrot said "I Said Cracker, You Dumb Nigger!"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:17 No.18946167
    Assume The Position
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:18 No.18946171
    The Cheezburger
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:18 No.18946175
    くそやろう
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:19 No.18946184
    I Like My Steaks Well Done
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:19 No.18946188
    Beep Beep, I'm A Jeep
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:20 No.18946198
    Planfucker
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:20 No.18946200
    Sorry, I Don't Believe We Have Met
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:21 No.18946208
    Their Earlier Stuff Was Better
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:21 No.18946213
    Cunt Punt Long Distance Champion
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:21 No.18946216
    I Crap Bigger Than You
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:22 No.18946233
    >>18946216
    As a Matter of Fact, My Shit Does Not Stink
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:22 No.18946234
    I Just Don't Give A Shit About The Kids Anymore
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:24 No.18946249
    I Really Don't Care if You Find Out About My Diaper Fetish
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:25 No.18946266
    I Am Announcing My Sexuality And You Can't Stop Me
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:26 No.18946273
    You've Probably Never Heard of Them
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:26 No.18946274
    I Like it When You Call Me Big Poppa
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:27 No.18946284
    I'm Just Big Boned
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:27 No.18946293
    Protect Ya Neck
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:28 No.18946313
    I'll Bring the Pain if You Bring the Drinks
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:29 No.18946334
    We Green?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:30 No.18946342
    No Thanks, I'll Have a Water
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:31 No.18946354
    Ladies, It Is This Big. Point Me To A Hole For It Or I Will Make One Myself.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:31 No.18946355
    What's the Worst that Could Happen?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:33 No.18946375
    You Make Me Hit You
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:33 No.18946378
    My Face When
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:33 No.18946380
    Note To Self
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:33 No.18946391
    I Only Did It Because I Love You
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:34 No.18946393
    Tough Times Call For Tough Cannons
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:34 No.18946394
    No, He Said GRAPE Ape
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:34 No.18946399
    You Can't Tell From Here, But I'm Wearing An Ironic Hat
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:35 No.18946405
    Stop Inserting Your Fetishes Into Everything
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:35 No.18946409
    Tell Me The Big Picture, I'll Fill In The Details Later
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:36 No.18946412
    All This Sex Stuff Is Getting Boring
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:37 No.18946420
    I Hope No One Heard That
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:37 No.18946421
    Are You Not Entertained?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:37 No.18946423
    Titanic II.... No Just Kidding
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:38 No.18946426
    Hammer Time
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:38 No.18946427
    Irish Handshake
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:40 No.18946442
    And This Is Just My Daily Driver
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:40 No.18946445
    Let's Just Agree to Disagree
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:40 No.18946455
    I Brake For Teenagers
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:42 No.18946465
    The Ship Beside That One
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:43 No.18946468
    Honk If Your Horny
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:43 No.18946471
    Honk If You're Horny
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:44 No.18946484
    Come On, Get Serious
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:45 No.18946489
    Now Might Not Be the Best Time to Mention This Sir But I'm Having an Affair With Your Wife
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:45 No.18946490
    Wu-Tang Killer Bee
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:45 No.18946492
    Who the Fuck Left the Parking Brake On?!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:45 No.18946493
    >>18946484
    Are You Okay?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:46 No.18946498
    >>18946493
    Buster Wolf
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:46 No.18946503
    Dancing Queen
    And its sister ship, Mama Mia.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:47 No.18946513
    Hard to Port
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:47 No.18946515
    You'll Just Have to Learn to Live With It
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:47 No.18946516
    Sir, I have kept this a secret for far too long. I love you, I love you with all my heart and nothing you say will stop me from loving you.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:48 No.18946523
    Gigaton Hydrocarbon Junkie
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:48 No.18946525
    I Can't Stand Her Either
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:49 No.18946533
    Thrusters With Attitude
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:49 No.18946537
    I liked you before you were underground
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:49 No.18946541
    Have some Culture
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:49 No.18946542
    Was That You Or Was That Me?....Oh....Woops
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:50 No.18946546
    Jolie Mademoiselle
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:50 No.18946553
    Looks Like Somebody Has a Case of the Mondays
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:52 No.18946567
    Can You Say That Again, Sir? I Couldn't Hear You Over the Sound of How Gay You Are
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:52 No.18946572
    The Transmission Error
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:53 No.18946583
    My lack of gravitas brings all the boys to the yard
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:53 No.18946584
    >>18946567
    Gold.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:53 No.18946585
    The Final Reunion Tour of the Rolling Stones
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:54 No.18946592
    This smoothie doesn't make sense.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:54 No.18946593
    Dues Ex machina
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:54 No.18946595
    I Never Liked Flying
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:54 No.18946596
    >>18945931
    >>18945996
    >>18946055
    >>18946078
    >>18946093
    >>18946120
    >>18946200
    >>18946284
    >>18946380
    >>18946391
    >>18946421
    >>18946465
    >>18946523
    >>18946553
    the best
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:55 No.18946602
    Elf rape what do?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:55 No.18946611
    I should have been a stableboy
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:56 No.18946628
    Whats up Meatbags?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:57 No.18946639
    Read Em And Weep
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:58 No.18946646
    I Only Kill For Sport and Profit
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:58 No.18946648
    double capslock
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)02:59 No.18946655
    Give Peace a Cha--Oh, Nevermind
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/02/12(Wed)02:59 No.18946664
    That's What She Said Last Night
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:01 No.18946674
    My Father Never Hugged Me
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:02 No.18946677
    The Meek Shall Inherit My Foot Up Their Asses
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:02 No.18946686
    Let's Be Serious
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:02 No.18946689
    Bring Back Firefly
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:04 No.18946698
    Fat Cat And Proud
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:04 No.18946699
    We're Here About a Noise Complaint
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:06 No.18946705
    You Found Captain Winkie!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:08 No.18946724
    Clusterfuck Duck
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:08 No.18946728
    Have You Considered Abortion?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:08 No.18946733
    Righteous Dude
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:08 No.18946734
    Why is This Ape Commanding Me?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:10 No.18946750
    Whatever happened to Whatever Happened to the Likely Lads?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:10 No.18946756
    >>18946734
    Thank You, I Was Waiting For That
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:20 No.18946825
    I'd Like to Inspect Your Insides For Conformity
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:22 No.18946846
    None of the names I'd choose would fly in the Culture because they're a bunch of godless hedonists.

    Come on, Fist of God is a cool name. Infidels.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:24 No.18946864
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    >>18946846
    >Yfw the culture captures your ship and renames it "Fisting god".
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:25 No.18946867
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    Mind the gap
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:27 No.18946886
    >>18946846
    >Come on, Fist of God is a cool name. Infidels.

    And in response, they send their newest warship,
    >That's How Hard I Hit Your Wife Last Night
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:41 No.18947001
    With These Torpedo Banks I'd Tempt Me Too
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:51 No.18947066
    I Never Asked For This
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:53 No.18947074
    >>18947066
    I Actually Did Ask For This, And It's Working Out Quite Well, Thank You For Asking.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:53 No.18947076
    Would you Scan me? I''d Scan me. I'd Scan me so hard.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:55 No.18947086
    What was I talking about?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:56 No.18947090
    Just a meteor.


    So guys.
    I'm going to be stealing a couple of these for future use, mmkay?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)03:59 No.18947114
    >>18947090
    Original Spaceship, Do Not Steal
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:06 No.18947177
    Reaming Speed Mister Sulu
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:22 No.18947272
    I Am Kind Of Into This
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:25 No.18947288
    A Little Alliteration All Alone
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/02/12(Wed)04:26 No.18947291
    As Big As Yo Mama
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:32 No.18947321
    Balance Patcher
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:39 No.18947364
    Frivolous Spending
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:42 No.18947389
    >>18946208
    >>18946273
    >>18946399
    >>18946537
    Ah yes, the "Fucking Hipster" class ROU's
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:43 No.18947395
    "The Name of this Ship Makes More Sense in its Original Language"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:45 No.18947408
    >>18946055

    I'm Sixteen Problems But Gravitas Ain't One - Abominator class
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:46 No.18947414
    Abominator Class "Dick Cheney"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:48 No.18947426
    You... you... DOUBLE MEATBAG!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:49 No.18947430
    If you can read this I've already targeted you.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:49 No.18947432
    The Untranslatable Concept
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:51 No.18947444
    Here to eliminate with very little prejudice at all, actually
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)04:52 No.18947452
    The Unidentified Bogie
    >> Indonesian Gentleman 05/02/12(Wed)04:54 No.18947459
    No Fucks Given (experimental heavily armored, heavily shielded transport ship with absolutely no weapons at all)
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:02 No.18947500
    Out of Context Problem
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:05 No.18947512
    >>18945868
    Name Indicating Violent Behaviour
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:08 No.18947523
    The Abandon Ship
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:12 No.18947544
    Dock With Me, You Big Sexy Vessel
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:19 No.18947574
    >Ah yes, the "Fucking Hipster" class ROU's

    I fucking lost it.

    Fucking Hipster ROU "I Was Better Before I Became Popular"

    Fucking Hipster GOU "I've Never Heard of Me"

    FH class GOU "It's a Gravitas Thing, You Wouldn't Know."

    Also the GSV "What exactly IS gravitas?"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:29 No.18947609
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ships_of_the_Culture_setting

    My favorite Official one is "What are the Civilian Applications?"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:32 No.18947625
    Sir, This Probably Isn't The Best Time But I Think You Are The Biggest Cunt In The Entire Fucking Universe. Cunt
    This ROU has won seven battles without firing a single shot itself
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:38 No.18947645
    >>18945868

    whatever name I can think of, a Mind could think up a better one in a nanosecond
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:39 No.18947650
    >>18947645
    Just Letting You Have Some Fun With It
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:47 No.18947696
    they call me mister pig
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:50 No.18947710
    All Will Join The Unity In Time
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:52 No.18947721
    Laughing Girls Dot Jpeg
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:53 No.18947725
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    Dances Around the Question
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)05:56 No.18947735
    Care to step outside? GOU
    Tiny mammal delivery sytem GSV
    Lock up when you're done
    Where am I? GOU
    Stop that, I'm trying to fly this thing
    Gravitas thief
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)06:00 No.18947749
    You Were Only Supposed To Blow The Bloody Doors Off!
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)06:13 No.18947797
    GCU poke them with sticks
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)07:28 No.18948081
    >>18946334
    LOU Supergreen
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)07:54 No.18948190
    Belay That
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)08:16 No.18948241
    Whoops, Wrong Number
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)08:19 No.18948250
    Captain's a Condom
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)08:44 No.18948335
    A Little Off Topic, But How Good Are You At Digging Holes
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)08:57 No.18948391
    And Then There's This Asshole
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:00 No.18948402
    >tl;dr: these are the best names in thread
    I Am the Star of this Program
    Oh Dear
    Assume The Position
    Planfucker
    Sorry, I Don't Believe We Have Met
    What's the Worst that Could Happen
    I Only Did It Because I Love You
    Let's Just Agree to Disagree
    Are You Okay
    You'll Just Have to Learn to Live With It
    The Transmission Error
    My Father Never Hugged Me
    Let's Be Serious
    We're Here About a Noise Complaint
    I Am Kind Of Into This
    Balance Patcher
    The Untranslatable Concept
    Dances Around the Question
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:10 No.18948436
    GSV Does My Bum Look Big in This?
    GCU Tasty Meat Filling
    ROU I Can Haz?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:15 No.18948460
    Contact With The Enemy
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:16 No.18948465
    No, The Other Left
    That's What She Said
    The Map Is Not The Territory
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:19 No.18948477
    >>18948402
    We're Here About a Noise Complaint
    I Am Kind Of Into This
    are pretty good, but I also love
    >>18948335
    A Little Off Topic, But How Good Are You At Digging Holes

    Maybe there should be genres, like American Beauty:

    Something Tells Me You're Going To Remember Me This Time
    Turn Off The Light When You Come Back To Bed
    For You Brad, I Got Five
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:23 No.18948489
    Can't Get Ye Gravitas
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:27 No.18948503
    I Put On My Robe And Wizard Hat
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:32 No.18948523
    You Seemed To Have Mistyped The Verification
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:35 No.18948533
    Premature Eradication
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:37 No.18948542
    >>18948533
    And its brother Mind I Swear This Has Never Happened Before
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:37 No.18948543
    >You command a warship that fights for the Culture. What is the name of your vessel?

    Surely that should be "You ARE a warship that fights for the Culture, what is your name?"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:38 No.18948547
    >>18948543
    Don't Bore Me With The Details
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:39 No.18948549
    I'm Already Fucked
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:40 No.18948554
    I Beat Gurgeh
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:40 No.18948556
    >>18948542

    Just Give Me a Minute
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:47 No.18948585
    God Is Watching You Suck
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:48 No.18948589
    >>18948556
    Temporarily Lagging Out Of Fire
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:52 No.18948612
    >>18946175

    Kusoyaruu

    the hell?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:55 No.18948629
    God of Athiests
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)09:56 No.18948631
    I Extinguished 243.7±25.5 Billion Sentients When We Fought The Idirans, What's A Few More?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)10:07 No.18948690
    >>18948631
    Stop Bragging, Its About Objectives, Not Your K/D
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)10:11 No.18948705
    The Based God.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)10:11 No.18948706
    One of my favorites was a decommissioned warship named Cleverly Disguised as a Responsible Adult
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)10:13 No.18948723
    CSV I'm Kind of a Big Deal
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)10:18 No.18948747
    Microgravitas Environment
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)10:23 No.18948760
    "Can't Afford Gravitas In This Economy".

    Also known as the "Saggit".

    Captcha suggests "For Yclasn".
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)10:24 No.18948764
    >>18948690

    Shut Up I'm Being Eccentric
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)10:39 No.18948850
    Ain't No Sunshine When It's Gone (The Sun, That Is)
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)14:13 No.18949732
    Went to bed last night, and these two sister ships popped into my head:

    GSV Get In The GSV, I Have Candy
    GSV Jesus Christ It's Orion, Get In The GSV
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)14:17 No.18949773
    For a massive colony vessel:

    They pet me from inside
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)15:31 No.18950404
    Your Mom Ate All The Gravitas
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)15:46 No.18950576
    My Throttle is Stuck on "Ramming Speed"
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)15:47 No.18950594
    Boo to a Goose
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)15:51 No.18950627
    The Even More Powerful than Superman, Batman, Spiderman, and The Hulk Put Together
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)15:52 No.18950638
    >>18945868
    The DILDOZER
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)17:14 No.18951308
    >Come on, Fist of God is a cool name. Infidels.
    Godsfuckindammit, who let the bloody Idiran in here?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)18:13 No.18951874
    Cuntcroozer 9000.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)18:16 No.18951901
    LSV Sticky This Shit
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:50 No.18953115
    LSV Hey, This Is New
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:52 No.18953150
    Ulterior GCV Oh God, I'm so depressed.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)19:56 No.18953190
    GSV It's My Gravitas and I'll Cry If I Want To
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:07 No.18953321
    (d)ROU Don't You Point That Thing At Me
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:24 No.18953537
    Feel Free To Stare
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:27 No.18953574
    How Not To Be Seen
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:29 No.18953599
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    All Lights Fucked on the Hairy Amp Drooling
    also
    >MFW I was just about to make a Culture thread and I saw this thread
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:30 No.18953616
    who the hell let all these flies in here?

    the hardest working man in showbusiness

    the "stop staring at my panties onii-chan, its not like i like you or anything"

    choklit puddans crackrock suprise

    free candy, totally legit
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:32 No.18953623
    >>18953574
    totally not a ship, carry on sirs, nothing to see here, no one here but us empty spaces
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:32 No.18953634
    The Ass-Whuppin' You've Had Coming For A Long Time And Deserved For Even Longer
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:33 No.18953645
    >>18953599
    What kind of Culture thread?
    >> Jesus Christ !TT3MxrrrJ6 05/02/12(Wed)20:35 No.18953661
    >>18953645
    Dunno, I just felt like making a Culture thread. I hadn't thought into it too much when I saw this thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:35 No.18953665
    >>18953645
    It doesn't actually matter. In the end, every culture thread is a GSV names thread.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:38 No.18953708
    Should Auld Gravitas Be Forgot
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:39 No.18953733
    A Fistful of Gravitas
    >> Jesus Christ !TT3MxrrrJ6 05/02/12(Wed)20:39 No.18953735
    >>18953665
    Well, the ones that don't devolve into people debating 40K vs. Culture or people talking about why an anarcho-socialist society like the Culture wouldn't actually work or something like that.
    But they all SHOULD turn into GSV names threads.
    Speaking of which, who do you think would win in a fight: a GSV or the biggest Titan the Imperium has? I don't know what its name is but the biggest one. Also who wants to join my anarchy-syndicalist commune?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:40 No.18953751
    >>18953708
    >>18953733
    What's with the "Gravitas" thing? Is it from a Culture book I haven't read?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:40 No.18953756
    There's Nothing There, Captain
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:41 No.18953768
    >>18953751
    Good one.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:42 No.18953779
    >>18953751
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ships_of_the_Culture_setting#Guardian_interview
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:42 No.18953780
    >>18953768
    Is it from Excession? I saw it in a thread on /lit/ where someone mentioned that book and I didn't get it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:42 No.18953781
    >>18953735
    A GSV, by far. There is basically nothing an Imperial Titan of any size can do to a Culture vessel.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:43 No.18953786
    This One Time At Band Camp, I Stuck A
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:44 No.18953799
    >>18953779
    Oh god
    I'm dying
    my sides are dying too
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:44 No.18953802
    which book should i read first? i got all of them now, but havent had time to read them yet, tonight and tommorrow i have nothing else to do, so i was going to start in on them.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:44 No.18953811
    >>18953751
    GSV What's With The "Gravitas" Thing?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:45 No.18953815
    VPF I've Got This Covered.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:45 No.18953817
    I Blow My Gravitas In Your General Direction
    >> Jesus Christ !TT3MxrrrJ6 05/02/12(Wed)20:45 No.18953819
    >>18953781
    How about the Culture versus the Tyranids?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:45 No.18953835
    >>18953802
    Don't start with Consider Phlebas.

    Since you're on /tg/, i recommend Player of Games for obvious reasons.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:46 No.18953839
    >>18953802
    Start with The Player of Games, then do Use of Weapons followed by Consider Plhebas
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:46 No.18953845
    >>18953802

    Player of Games. It is the second book but Consider Phlebas finishes on a kinda depressing note.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:46 No.18953848
    GSV You Know 'GSV' Is Just Shorthand For 'Gravitas', Right?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:46 No.18953854
    >>18953819
    Depends in part on how warp fuckery interacts with technology from the Banks universe. I'd still go with the Culture.
    >> Jesus Christ !TT3MxrrrJ6 05/02/12(Wed)20:47 No.18953863
    >>18953802
    I read The Player of Games first. It was pretty awesome. I'm in the middle of Consider Phlebas right now and I keep getting distracted by other books.
    The only problem I have with this one is that there isn't enough Culture.
    Also:
    >GSV I Brake For Gravitas
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:48 No.18953873
    Gravitas, What's That?
    Why
    Thanks You Too
    Thanks I Will
    What A Shame
    Come Here You Little
    Do You Even Lift?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:48 No.18953876
    >>18953819

    I honestly don't know what the Culture would do in response. I DO know that hegemonizing swarms crop up with some regularity in their setting, both mechanical and biological, and that there are existing protocols for dealing with them.

    So let's just say that the 'Nids will be nomming in a nature preserve, or a galactic zoo, or they'll be outright exterminated.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:49 No.18953881
    GSV That's What She Said
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:50 No.18953901
    ROU Do Fuck With The Culture, I Dare You
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:50 No.18953910
    GSV Hand of God 137
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:50 No.18953911
    No You Assume The Position
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:51 No.18953913
    There Are No Heroes Left In Man

    Hope Rides Alone

    A Hero Is Just A Man Who Knows He's Free

    Even Now There Is Hope For Man

    I Can Almost Hear The Hounds

    Give Us The Rope

    I Will Not Be The Father of Death

    If You Change the Working Parts You Get a Different Machine

    Man Was Not Built For Such a Height

    We Will Build Heroes

    Tell Me Now; Is There A Man Amongst You Here

    You Will Never Have Another Hero; You Will Never Have Another Chance

    Here Comes the Arm
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:52 No.18953928
    >>18953913
    ...Proto-Culture?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:52 No.18953930
    >>18953802
    Player of Games, Use of Weapons, and Look to Windward are the best of the lot, which i would recommend unhesitatingly.

    Consider Phlebas is the irrelevant adventures of captain Changling McPoisonous.

    Excession has an interesting concept, but most of the book is from the point of view of godlike super-intelligences and the fact that the author is made of meat starts to show very quickly.

    Matter is basically a 700-page walking tour of the Culture universe. I'm alright with that, but if you insist on things happening or mattering, it might not be for you.

    Surface Detail intentionally tries to squick you out in places, and it references an earlier Culture novel.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:52 No.18953931
    Bring Out Your Dead
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:52 No.18953939
    GSV I Had A Quirky Name Before It Was Cool
    GSV They Blew My Planet Up Once, I Never Looked Back
    GSV Phantom Enema
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:53 No.18953944
    >Some of these are pretty shitty, but whatever.

    Lasting Impression
    How Do You Like Me Now
    Necessity's My Mom
    Out of Bubblegum
    Walking Softly
    Organ Grinder
    Quantum Gravitas
    The Right Bastard
    Permanent Crimson Assurance
    The Untimely Surprise
    Rule of Murphy
    Finagle's Law
    Death and Taxes
    A Statistic
    Death Solves All Problems
    Brave Men Die Once
    Call It Peace
    Take It Like a Man
    Absolutely Corrupt
    Greatly Responsible
    Knowledge is Power
    Politics by Other Means
    Wishing for Peace
    Peacebringer
    Praeparet Bellum
    Aint Over Till Its Over
    Fat Lady Singing
    Say What Again
    She's One of Ours
    For Science
    Deep Thinking
    Thinking Stellar Thoughts
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:53 No.18953950
    >>18953913

    Whatever Is On The Table Plays
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:54 No.18953962
    >>18953839
    And after Consider Phlebas, read Look to Windward

    >>18953845
    Matter might actually be even worse in that regard.
    >> Jesus Christ !TT3MxrrrJ6 05/02/12(Wed)20:54 No.18953963
    >>18953930
    >Consider Phlebas is the irrelevant adventures of captain Changling McPoisonous.
    Does it get more Cultured later on? I'm halfway through and waiting for something cool to happen.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:54 No.18953967
    I Had Fun Once. It Was Awful.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:56 No.18953990
    Death And Gravitas
    All The Gravitas
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:56 No.18953994
    >>18953751
    >Guardian interview

    The following ships have not appeared in any books, however they were named by Iain M Banks in an interview with The Guardian.[3] These ships obtained their names as a result of another (unnamed) Involved civilisation criticizing Culture ship naming policy, claiming that such powerful ships ought to have names with a little more gravitas.
    Stood Far Back When The Gravitas Was Handed Out
    Gravitas, What Gravitas?
    Gravitas... Gravitas... No, Don't Help Me, I'll Get It In A Moment...
    Gravitas Free Zone
    Low Gravitas Warning Signal
    Absolutely No You-Know-What
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:56 No.18953999
    >>18953930
    Look to Windward is a lot more meaningful if you've at least paged through Consider Phlebas first, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:57 No.18954012
    >>18953963
    Consider Phlebas is literally about the adventures of a crazy changeling space douche as he cunts around being an asshole doing absolutely nothing of any importance. It does however contain some details of an important historical event that happened.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:57 No.18954014
    >>18953913
    >>18953928
    >>18953950

    I'm having a hard time finding bits of those lyrics that DON'T work as Culture ship names.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:57 No.18954015
    GSV That's No Moon
    GCU It's A Trap
    LOU I Have A Bad Feeling About This
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:57 No.18954019
    >>18953963
    [tgspoilers]
    A little bit, but the PoV stays mostly tied to Gorbachev or whatever his face is, and that's like a weight around it's neck in my opinion.
    [/tgspoilers]
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:57 No.18954025
    >>18953963

    It rubs up against the Culture, but it's really from the perspective of the Other Guys. The vast majority of it takes place outside of Culture territory and with non-Culture players.

    It involves a Mind and Special Circumstances, though, so it's a Culture novel.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:58 No.18954036
    >>18953963
    After they get off the Orbital, and at the very end. It's mostly about Horza, though.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:58 No.18954037
    Well There Go My Plans For The Weekend
    Charming Irreverence
    What Did You Do?
    I Know You Did Something.
    Alright, Let's Get This Over With
    I Could Totally Care Less.
    Who Wants Popcorn?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:58 No.18954038
    >>18954012
    It also was the first Culture book, which may be part of why it doesn't have as much of the Culture's perspective in it.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)20:59 No.18954046
    LSV It's Written In Some Ancient Script, I Can't Read It
    >> Jesus Christ !TT3MxrrrJ6 05/02/12(Wed)20:59 No.18954048
    >>18954012
    When I bought it I didn't realize it was from the perspective of a non-Culture person. I was like "Oh cool, the Idiran War, they always talk about that, this should be fun!"
    So far all I've gotten is "Well there's a Mind on this planet and I'm gonna fuck around with some mercenaries and watch people play card games while I try to figure out what to do about it." It's just meh.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:00 No.18954059
    >>18954048
    Yeah, i really think the Idirian war could have been interesting if we'd seen it from the point of view of someone who actually mattered even the tiniest bit.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:00 No.18954062
    >>18954012
    It's way more Culture-related than Inversions.
    >> Jesus Christ !TT3MxrrrJ6 05/02/12(Wed)21:00 No.18954063
    >>18954038
    Yeah that's what I thought might be going on. Oh well.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:01 No.18954071
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    Nutritional value
    A walk in the park
    This ship is adopted
    Drunkboat

    and the obligatory:
    [spoiler]Gravitas is a harsh mistress[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:01 No.18954072
    Just Think, What If Qualia Have Feelings Too?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:02 No.18954083
    Through A Gravitas, Darkly
    >> Jesus Christ !TT3MxrrrJ6 05/02/12(Wed)21:02 No.18954085
    >>18954059
    If you don't get excited when you think of the Culture going to war with a worthy enemy, I feel bad for you.
    If you get excited by it as it's shown in Consider Phlebas, I envy you.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:03 No.18954096
    >>18954038
    IIRC he had an outline of Use of weapons penned down, but was afraid he wouldn't be able to sell it. So the idea of the culture was recycled for Consider Phlebas.... as the antagonists. At the time they weren't "The culture novels", just a book that happened to feature a bunch of crazy AI's and there human pets as a faction in a generic space war. This was because he thought that was the only way he could present a utopian society in a sci-fi adventure story.

    Eventually his friend convinced him to finish Use of Weapons (and simplify the plot so it could be read by humans, it was originally even more nonlinear) and from there the rest of the books took off.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:04 No.18954114
    Interesting thing about Surface Detail: it's set after the point where Earth was openly contacted by the Culture, if you go through at look at the timeline of the series.

    I wonder how that went, given that IIRC they were rather split in their opinions of us when they visited in "The State of the Art".
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:05 No.18954118
    Show Me Your Other Honour
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:07 No.18954143
    *the sound of one hand not clapping*
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:07 No.18954148
    New one's apparently coming out this October, to be titled "The Hydrogen Sonata". It involves a civilization preparing to Sublime.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:08 No.18954156
    ROU I used to be a GSU but then I took an Arrow in the knee
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:08 No.18954162
    >>18954118
    Blood and Thunder

    Victory at Sea

    She Truly Is My Son
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:12 No.18954191
    Breached the Adamantine Pipe Yesterday

    The Reason the Floor is Lava

    Now That's What I Call a Sticky Situation
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:13 No.18954211
    Bad dog!! spit that out, you dont where that has been

    will you look at the ass on that samoan man

    hey y`all watch this

    hey, what could possibly go wrong, its only nitroglycerin

    wanna see where i hid the gerbil farm

    boy is he going to be pissed when he wakes up like that
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:16 No.18954241
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    Mortality And Taxation
    Golden the ship was, oh! oh! oh!
    Batterfly
    Can love bloom

    [spoiler]my other ship is filled with gravitas[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:17 No.18954267
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    >>18954241
    >Golden the ship was, oh! oh! oh!
    Oh, you glorious motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:42 No.18954583
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    ROU Health Benefits
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:52 No.18954772
    GSV Say 'Ah'
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:57 No.18954875
    I'm A Traitor, And You Bastards Were Stupid To Give Me Command Of This Vessel.

    Ironically, I'd actually be a quintuple agent.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)21:59 No.18954897
    >ctrl+f "teched"
    >0 of 0
    Really? The answer is clear. The Teched-Up Motherfucker.
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:03 No.18954950
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    GSU Uninsureable
    LSV Final Form
    ROU Let's Be Friends
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:09 No.18955036
    ROU I Wouldn't Do That If I Were You
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:12 No.18955094
    >>18955036
    VFP I Wouldn't Do You If I Were That
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:17 No.18955180
    LSU At The End Of The Day
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:27 No.18955354
    ROU No Way, No How
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:28 No.18955385
    It Worked! It's a Retard Magnet!

    There Is a Point Where This Needs To Stop and We've Clearly Passed It

    Many Guns, Controlled by Murder Thoughts
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:50 No.18955766
    (d)LOU Oh No Not You Again
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)22:53 No.18955825
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    >Many Guns, Controlled by Murder Thoughts

    mah nigga
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:37 No.18956507
    GSV Tool Operator
    >> Questant !zUeNZj.X0A 05/02/12(Wed)23:41 No.18956576
    GSV What Has Gravitas Ever Done For Us Anyway?
    >> Anonymous 05/02/12(Wed)23:58 No.18956864
    GSV Doesn't Actually Do Anything.
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)00:45 No.18957525
    GOU Warship, Murderer class: Quantity over quality, as demonstraited by weaponry.

    GCU Ship, Ridge class: Never liked small talk anyways.

    GOU Warship, Abominator class: It's not intended for precision, but...
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)05:08 No.18960141
    Traditional Games
    >> Anonymous 05/03/12(Thu)05:09 No.18960142
    =Violent
    Not Paid To Feel
    There Will Be Blood
    I'm Coming For You
    I Felt Guilty. Once.
    Used To Care
    THE MOTHERFUCKER
    Isolationist Policies
    The Public Service
    Giving You All Barrels
    Follow Me To Glory
    =Explorer Spirit
    All Ahead Forward
    What's In Here?
    Bold
    Day 483999424 Of Search And Retrieve Mission: Still No Sign of Gravitas
    Fly Me To The Moons

    =Slackers
    My Dog Ate The Fuel
    That's What I /Said/
    But I Had Plans With The Guys....
    Have Fun Filling Out The Record Book! Have Fun Filling Out The Record Book! Have Fun Filling Out The Record Book! Have Fun Filling Out The Record Book! Have Fun Filling Out The Record Book! Have Fun Filling Out The Record Book! Have Fun Filling Out The Record Book! Have Fun Filling Out The Record Book! Have Fun Filling Out The Record Book!
    I Blame The Jews
    I'm Supervising
    The Delegator
    NO YOU
    =Gravitas Gags
    Send Your Gravitas Out With Its Hands Up Or We Will Fire
    Dat Gravitass
    Hey Guys, Don't Tell Me All The Gravitas Is Gone Already...
    Gravitas? I Was Told Joe Had It All
    Don't Tell Me I Don't Have Gravitas - I Listen To Jazz
    Anti-Gravitas System

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