You know this voice.
You feel a little intimidated this voice.

It's Major Sakamoto.
And what's scary is that she's being far too formal and sober.
Sober Mio.
It really is a scary thought.

"Yes, Major. Please feel free to talk, I'm listening." You tell her.
"I would rather we talked in person. Would you be able to accommodate me?" she asks

"Sure, where would you like to talk?" you ask her.
"Im on the library's roof." She tells you.
"I will be right there, Major." you say as you reluctantly slip out of bed.

As you get changed to meet the major, you think of what she could possibly want at this time of night.
'It's not THAT? is it? Dear god, anything but THAT.' you say as you deftly slip the Titanium jock on.

With one last look at the girls sleeping peacefully on the bed, you quietly slip out of the room and into the unknown.
---------------------

fuck yes

You arrive at the library in a few minutes.
The midnight air nipped at the thin shirt you wore as you floated up to the roof on a saucer.

You found the major sitting on an air-conditioning unit, her uncovered eye shining in the pale moonlight.

She looks at you and nods.
You land softly on the gravel covered roof and walk towards her.
"So Major, what could I do for you this evening?" you ask her.
"I have a couple of questions for you Hayate. I hope you woudnt mind answering them." she says
She called you by your name. Not 'Hayata'. Not 'wife'.
Something is up, and you don't think you like it.

"Sure Major, feel free to ask me anything."
"But first, I would appreciate it if you'd drop calling me Major, and just called me by my name. Just call me Mio."
'something is really up, ffffffff' you think.
"Sure Mio, I'll do just that." you answer her with a smile.
"Here's my first question. What are your thoughts on raising a family?" her eye is locked with yours.

"If you mean kids, I suppose it would be best to wait just a little for that, if possible. I... have to say that I'm not adverse to it, though. After my own parents' example of how not to raise one, I'd like to do better." You tell her.

She shifts her sitting position slightly, the pants she was wearing rustling as thy moved.
"I see. So in the -future- you'd be open to having kids?" she asks
"Indeed, Mio." you say with a bow.
"And what would you prefer? A son or a daughter?" she asks you.

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18901539
he fought against a blackout successfully.

>>18901538
Either will be loved. I have no real preference myself.

>>18901538
"Are you asking what gender I want my future children to be? As long as their healthy, I'm happy."

as i stated last time


"whatever god will bless me with, i have no preference in gender. He/She is my child and i will love and support him/her"

good to know you are alive LG

>100th msq thread.
>101st if you count the Shirou quest that got MOD'ed

>>18901538
Some guy posted this last thread and I thought it was perfect.
>"I don't prefer one over the other. I'd be happy with any child I'd be blessed to have."

>>18901574
Let's make it earth-shattering.

>>18901538
"Either? Both? I just want my child or children to be happy and healthy."

HERMAPHRODITE

so.... any one want to pick up the the conversation, that our children will have the potential getting our parents "asshole" genes?

>>18901631
Nature vs Nurture.

>>18901538
"A hermaphrodite, ideally. One who's both."

>>18901538

this:
>>18901591

>>18901591
seconding that.

>>18901642
No, you're bad and you should feel bad.

Either or would be fine with me, I have no preferences besides wanting a big family.

>>18901631
Best not to think about that, lest we get assassinated at the welcome ceremony.

"I don't prefer one over the other. I'd be happy with any child I'd be blessed to have." you tell her.
"I see... And I'm sure any child you'd have would be happy to be blessed with you." she answers.
She gets up from her seat, gravel crunching underfoot .
She takes off her eyepatch, and stares into your eyes.
Her red right eye glowing not from the reflection of moonlight, but from a fire deep inside.
"Tell me, Hayate, What would you consider a good mother?" she asks you.

>>18901679
Tall, dark haired Japanese women with magic eyes. Carrying around a sword constantly also helps.

>>18901631
Let's not. It's outside the scope of this quest, at any rate.

"Well at the rate I'm going I won't have to decide on account of I'm going to have plenty of them."

Delightfully ambiguous.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18901679
"Jesus Christ, Mio! Stop this bullshit. Let's just fuck."

>>18901679
From what I've seen, you handle children and people younger than you well, but I haven't been around you or known you well enough to be able to tell concretely.

>>18901679
>everybodies-getting-raped.jpg

>>18901679
Her magic sight is working on full here, we best not lie

>>18901591
>"I don't prefer one over the other. I'd be happy with any child I'd be blessed to have."

This, but change that to "any and all children". We know there's gonna be more than one, and Hayate would want a big family so none of them ever felt alone.

>>18901679
Someone who would love and care for her children
Nothing else is really important

"Based on my own experience with that person I hesitate to call a mother, A good mother would be anyone that would love her children. That's what's really important."

>>18901679
Someone who will support and care for their children.

>>18901679
This, too funny >>18901695
Then "But seriously, one who loves her children and does whatever she must to keep them happy and safe. So basically the exact opposite of my own... Major, what's brought this on?"

>>18901719
It's a magic eye. not a fucking lie detector.

>>18901679
"I don't know, but given my own upbringing, I would say a good mother is a woman who cares more about her child's happiness than anything else."

>>18901679
Someone who can care about another person as much as themselves, who isn't afraid to put somebody else first. Someone who can keep their cool when a bunch of crazy stuff is happening.

In before Mio/another is pregnant

>>18901737
>>>18901695
THAT'S NOT WHAT I CLICKED ON
>>18901692
THAT ONE
FUCK

I thought her eye just let her see through things. So she'd be seeing out skull right now.

Or does it also detect lies?

>>18901751
>Mio pregnant.

DAMN YOU, FUTURE HAYATE!

>>18901757
It's a magic eye, it sees whatever she wants it to see.
Because it's MAGIC.

>>18901747
seconding:
>>18901679

″someone who is loving , caring and would be willing to do what is necessary for the child~
you guys, stop trying to swag every damn thing with tits, we have questions that may be different then you think you fools!

>>18901505
>God's in his heaven. All's right in the world.

Dr. Ikari just started having a nightmare, one he hasn't had in many years.

>>18901746
Back in her home dimension, that would be true.
In here, with device amplification and majaik powered skillsets, I wouldnt bet on it.

Bet be safe than sorry

>>18901719
It isn't a lie detecting eye

It is more a majaikal x ray eye

She does know how to read people while using it though

>>18901757
It doesn't detect lies, she's trying to unnerve us.

>>18901752
...wow. I have to say, that's a perfect "Makoto Itou" choice if I ever saw one.

GUYS. GUYS GUYS.

What if...
What if she took off her eyepatch so that she could just look into our eyes?
And we into hers.

WE GONNA GET LIBRARYLAID TONIGHT.
>Is mio MILFy enough?

>>18901789
>>18901790
We dont know her device's full arsenal, or any of her spells now that she's bureau.

restating >>18901780

>>18901820
Not yet, but she'll be working on that.

>>18901820
If Mio is looking into our eyes without her patch on, she's seeing a grotesque overlay of our face, overlapping a grinning skull with half-filled sockets covered in a spiderweb of blood vessels.

How horrifying.

>>18901790
But she can use it to see out heartrate, etc, and the other physical signs that actual lie detectors pick up on.

voting for this:
>>18901747

>>18901820
>~21 years old
>MILF

...I think we need to lay off the little girls for a while, guys. It's starting to skew our perspective some.

>>18901828
I dare say she doesn't need majaikal boosting to read people anyway

Her powers would most likely be geared towards flying around, stabbing things and being able to drink endlessly without liver failure

The eye might be enhanced but it isn't going to be some outright majaikal bullshit detector just because she changed dimensions

>>18901820
... She's about 24 here, I think.

>>18901862
Yeah, but her device might have....

>>18901692
Say this and then add "...Mio, what is this about?"

>>18901846
>actual lie detectors

nigga don't go there.
let's just settle on that it would be wise to assume it helps her read people better when she's using it.
and to be better safe than sorry, let's never lie to her when it matters. that sounds like a good habit to be in.

>>18901847
This is anime rules

Anyone over 18 is a whore, milf or crone

>>18901679
"Someone who will be able to love and support their child, but who isn't afraid to show them the truth of a thing, rather than keeping them inside a fantasy.
"But honestly? My mother skewed my perceptions so badly that a crazed honey-badger would be good enough, as long as they didn't sell their child's organs for gambling money."

>>18901890
I thought we avoided lying unless we were trolling anyway?

Seriously the only time I can think of us being anything less than 100% truthful is in our various trolling sessions

"Based on my own experience with that person I hesitate to call my mother, A good mother would be anyone that would love her children. That's what's really important." you tell her, a firm look in your eyes.
"Would that not be anyone? Any woman would love her child." she says
"Except the one that birthed me." you cut in.
"I apologize if these questions are proving uncomfortable for you Hayate." She says with a small bow, her eyes closing for a fraction of a second.
"No, It's all right Mio. Please ask me anything you'd like." you tell her.

She straightens up and again locks eyes with you.
Her earlier hard-set expression suddenly seems softer.
She takes a step towards you, the blade on her back clinking as it sways.
"Tell me Hayate. What would you want in a spouse?"

>ANSWER?
>Also add a roll.

>>18901873
trude and mio are both liason witches, though. do they have devices? i know they've been doing all kinds of majaikal stuff since they arrived, but i can't remember if LG said they had devices or not.

>>18901903
we wisely decided not to be 100% truthful the first time we woke up next to ursula and thought she was erica.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18901923
"A woman who was willing to commit everything to the happiness of our Family."

>oh boy here I go

rolled 66 = 66

>>18901923
"Anything but greed, malice, or callousness."

rolled 29 = 29

>>18901923
"Love and understanding, mostly. Enjoyable companionship, and the honesty to be able to talk frankly with each other. And, of course, the willingness to share in the loves and sorrows of a family."

>>18901948
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

rolled 20 = 20

>>18901967
Adding support roll to this.

rolled 60 = 60

>>18901923
Somebody that can love my family, no matter how big it is or how diverse we can be. Just to be loved and love in return is all that I ask for.

rolled 99 = 99

"Someone who's kind, and wants a kindness in turn.

And of course, they'll have to be willing to fit into a family. That's kind of a prerequisite at this point."

>>18901948

rolled 32 = 32

>>18901967
This.

rolled 85 = 85

>>18901923
"Mutual love. That's what really metters"

>>18901990
We have a winner.

>>18901990
GENTS STOP ROLLING. WE GOT DIS THIS TIME.

>>18901990
I think we are done here

>>18901990
>first roll of the night
>99

This is either a portent of good things to come, or blowing my luck on an early roll.

>Sakamoto is interviewing us for marriageability.

Not sure how I feel about this, but I'd be happy if real courtship was more formal.

>>18902010
>I'd be happy if real courtship was more formal.
Considering the time period she's from, this sort of interview would have been one of the prime ways of getting to know a potential wife/husband.

>>18902010
She is Japanese military from WW II
This is basically formal courtship for her

>>18901948
I thought you agreed to stop rolling after the two nat 1s?

>>18902061
for the rest of that thread and any time driving/flying/piloting a vehicle comes up.

for the rest, you will bear the brunt of my bad luck. I am going to limit my rolls to once for each ROLLEM, usually.

>>18902078
I suppose that's the most we can ask for.

"Someone who's kind, and wants a kindness in turn." you tell her as she takes yet another step towards you.
"And of course, they'll have to be willing to fit into a family. That's kind of a prerequisite at this point."
Another step, shes just a couple of feet away at this point.
The gentle night breeze makes her ponytail dance.
Her eyes glow in the night, one red and one brown.
Another step, seems to be thinking of something.

One final step and there now only less than a foot between you two.
The woman in front of you, though older, is just slightly shorter.
This allows you to look her in the face easily.

She reaches out and takes your hand.
"Hayate. I see what you have right now and can't help but feel envious. Just in training and yet you have something I have always desired."
A pause, she takes a breath.
"Stability in chaos. I searched for that during the war, and I found it not. Yet here you are, in this crazy place and you've found it easily."
Another pause, this one longer.
A deeper breath makes her chest heave.
"Would you share that with me?" she asks you.

>>18902109
Happily, no one should be lonely

>>18902109
Yes.

I wonder how Erica's going to take me being in a relationship with her superior officer.

>>18902109
I'm just not that into you. I'm sorry.

>>18902109
We're going to have to ask the rest of my family, but as long as they accept, yes.

>>18902109

say yes, then go for the kiss.

my shirou sense is tingling

rolled 76 = 76

>>18902109
BE OBLIVIOUS.

"...You want me to share my girls with you?"

>>18902136
>>18902138
OOC as fuck.

>>18902109
"As long as none of the girls have a problem with it, I'd be honored."

>>18902109
"Let me ask you something as well first Mio. What prompted you to bring this up all of a sudden? Why me?"

>>18902109
As long as everyone else agrees, then I would be happy to accommodate you into my family.

>>18902138
DAMN IT WHEATLY GO BACK TO THE KY THREADS!

>>18902109
Please god yes.

>>18902109
I would, were it my choice. But rest of my family has to agree as well. No-one can have me without them.

>>18902109
"Were it my decision, I would say yes. But it's not just my decision, you know."

>>18902155
Seconding this.
Buy some time.
Find out her true objective.

She's not talking about romance, she's mostly talking about children.
Maybe she just wants to get knocked-up?

Or she just wants to be that one aunt that lives with your family that occasionally spent nights in mommy and daddy's room wrestling.

>>18902149
That actually sounds reasonably in-character...

>>18902109
"...When I came here and finally found happiness, I told myself that I would never deny that feeling to anyone. I would be happy to share what I've found with you, Mio.

You just have to clear it with the others, first."

I'm conflicted: Should we tell her that the kids thing was a prank, or just let it roll? I dunno if we can keep it to ourselves for very long (what with everyone else we've tricked) and if we're not honest about it it might backfire horribly.

"Mio, there is something I should tell you first..."

And then fess up.

>>18902109
This link has never been more relevant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

>>18902155
THIS!

This is totally out of the blue, aside from some joking comments. We can't just accept out of nowhere without knowing what Mio is thinking- that would be careless, and an insult to the girls we're with so far.

>>18902184
did you not read what she said?

>>18902109
"Mio, like we said before, you will need to speak with Erica, Ursula, Hinagiku, and Nanoha first. They are the ones that have to share me."

Hayate is going to quickly become a dwindling resource at this rate.

>>18902145

I vote this. It is ultimately up to the other girls after all. They have veto power.

FUCKING ASK HER WHY GODDAMN
WE PRANKED HER, REMEMBER?

>>18902109
If this is mostly inspired by the whole troll-as-kids thing that we did and she finds out about the troll later, everything could go SO WRONG SO FAST.

>>18902195
Let it roll

Tell the girls about this but say we did it again

>>18902155
I agree that we should find out what suddenly brought on this seriousness, so that Hayate can know in-character how big of a mess that prank has created.

I wonder how Erica is going to take being reverse-trolled, by having Mio and Trude fall into Hayate's swag orbit because of her own pranks.

>>18902195
I'm gonna say let it roll for now, but bring it up soon.

>>18902195
Just let it roll. We can tell her later, but this isn't really the time.

>>18902194
As amusing as it would be, let's not.

I say let's go with something to the effect of "Yes, but Family"

>>18902235
>"We did it again"

That excuse is getting more and more worn out each time we use it. Polygamous relationship or no, there's a limit to how many women we can just add to our group without asking the other members their feelings.

>>18902209
Don't worry about it. Once we reach Peak Hayate, the free market will come up with affordable alternatives, such as the Hayate Body Pillow™, robotic Hayatroids, and low-cost wind-up-dolls with Hayate's face and a voice recording.

>>18902246
This isn't just thanks to the prank that was the catalyst

She saw how happy we were with the girls and we fell into what she has wanted for a long time, the whole kids thing just made her think that it would work if she approached us about it

>>18902263
on the other hand, it shouldn't be a problem in this situation. it shouldn't come as too much of a surprise to the rest of the family, considering how long Mio has been in orbit.

>>18902263
Have you not been paying attention? We tell them that we've caused her to want to be part of the family, not that she IS part of the family.

>>18902263
Although Erica has nobody to blame but herself for this one.

>>18902263
Except it is what happens

We didn't think the prank through and so we inadvertently caused Mio to get swagged to the point of no return, we didn't consciously add her

rolled 59 = 59

>>18902263
The "I did it again" explanation is just to indicate that we've inadvertently attracted the attentions of another woman, not that we're bringing her home.
The current girls have ultimate veto power, and they're welcome to exercise when they feel the need.

>>18902263
Polyamorous, technically. But yes.

>>18902263
>without asking the other members their feelings.
They all have the right to veto anyone that approaches them about joining the family.

>>18902109
Honestly, before anything, we should come clean about the horrible idea involving pranking her and everyone else with the future kids thing. She might have had a passing interest before, but that prank solidified that into her head. Some people might not mind a push - some very much do. We need to find that out right now, because when she finds out that it was really just us, she may very well massacre us and Erica.

>>18902235
They're likely still asleep. And as >>18902263 says, "I did it again" really is getting old.

I'd say, we take Mio home, make breakfast, and leave them to talk.

Is she only doing this because she thinks her success is guaranteed? That's kinda weird.

We should have just gotten raped by Trude instead of pretending to be their kids and junk.

>>18902320
it's midnight, not morning.

"I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but that decision is not for me to make. It's up to the girls." you tell her as her grip tightens.
"If you don;t mind me asking, what brought this up? I thought you were Mostly joking with claiming me as your wife? Why so serious now?"

She looks to the side, as if unable to respond.
After a couple of deep breaths she turns back to you and softly says.
"I saw our child... from the future. And it wasn't a dream, no. It was real. I held him, felt his warmth. I'd like to feel it again."

OH SHIT. WAT DO?
[ ]tell her
[ ]don't tell her (yet)

>>18902326
Well this was actually Erica's doing

We might of planned it ooc but in the end she was the one who said kids

>>18902320
Take two Whiskies and see me in the morning?

>>18902195
I like the speech here.

But I think Mio is doing this for more than just the kids thing. I agree with everyone else that she's been interested for awhile, our prank probably just gave her the boost she needed to make a move.

>>18902346
Not yet. We need to confer with Erica and do this in a way that won't kill us.

>>18902346
[x]tell her

Don't lie. Not right now. DO NOT LIE WHEN SHE SAID THE REASON FOR FALLING FOR US WAS JUST OUR PRANK.

>>18902346
[x] tell her
"Oh god not again."

>>18902346
Well shit

We should tell her, say what happened and take the blame, then our possible rape

>>18902346
Fuck it. Tell her. Apologize profusely.

>>18902346
[x]Tell her

hug her, explain that it was meant as a prank, but if this is what she wants we'd be happy to reciprocate.

>>18902346
Tell her. We need that suit in the clear, now. At whatever cost to our health, better now than later.

>>18902346
[x] tell her
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[x] tell her
[x] tell her
[x] tell her
[x] tell her
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And apologise profusely for it as well.

>>18902340
Well, yes. I didn't mean take her home at this very instant.

>>18902346
Not yet.

>>18902346
Awkward moment. Dodge the question. "You... might want to speak to one of the experts here about time travel. I have been learning something on the topic, and I do not think that makes matters as certain as it sounds."

Then summon up our willpower and cop to. "Also, that may not have been time travel. For instance, Erica might have decided that a prank with age-warping candy would be hilarious."

>>18902346
[x] Tell her.

"You might want to kill me and Erica for this, but. . . "

>>18902346
[x]don't tell her (yet)
We need to talk to Erica about this, wake her up if necessary. And we shouldn't commit to anything till after we talk with Erica on how to not get the two of us killed by an angry Mio.

>>18902346
This isn't going to be pretty either way. But tell her, and hope she doesn't kill us too much.

want to chime in again Wheatley just so we all know what the correct answer is?

>>18902346
Ask her to sit down before we tell her, so we have a couple precious seconds to escape while she gets up.

Damn.

This really was a bad idea.

We can't deceive her anymore on this. It would be highly immoral.

[x]tell her now

"Mio... I have to tell you this. What you saw wasn't a vision from the future. We were experimenting with age-altering candies in class, and Erica got the idea to go prank people as children. That wasn't your son, it was me.

Afterwards I realized what a horrible thing it was. I am very sorry, and will accept whatever punishment you levy."

And then we pray she doesn't kill us.

Okay, fellow elegan/tg/entlemen, here's my 2¢: Hayate going along with Erica's little "mommy-mommy!" prank has resulted in Mio getting swagged by us. Mio wants join the harem.

But: the final decision on whether or not Mio joins the family belongs to the the girls & not us. I say that in the morning, we tell them about this little chat & that Mio wants in. Then we let them take a vote.

If Erica is unhappy about this, then she has herself to blame. This prank was HER idea to start with, so it's on her as well as Hayate.

Thoughts??

>>18902346
[ ]tell her
might as well get it over with, honesty and all that.

Also, to avoid this happening again. . .

Erica gets to tell Trude.

>>18902368
Guess what? We were fucking with people in a pretty bad way. Sometimes, you've got to just accept that you fucked up, and take your licks.

And honestly, with the way we messed with people, did anyone really NOT think it would come back to bite us? Or that we deserve to escape punishment for messing with people's emotions like that?

>>18902346

[X] Don't tell her (yet)

We need to confer with the other girls first.

>>18902443
YES! I don't want a I beam colonoscopy.

>>18902433
the pranking was our idea as players. Erica was LG leading us by the hand because we clamored for it so hard.
>>18902443
word.

>>18902433
It's family, not harem.

Sakamoto was already orbiting, this just pushed her into entry.

The rest of this is pretty blatant.

>>18902443
Definitely.

[x]tell her now

If she really wants this, then it won't matter.
She'll MAKE that future happen.
After all. she's the "Hero of Japan"
A little thing like probability won't stop her from getting her son.

>>18902346

[x] tell her

what could go wrong?

>>18902422
Fuck that, we man up for our mistake, complain all you want.
Erica may have started this, but we accepted to go along with it.

Stop shifting all the blame on Erica, and man the fuck up. Its our responsibility to take up the consequences of the prank

FUCKING TELL HER AND DONT YOU DARE RUN THE FUCK AWAY

>>18902479
Inb4 rollem, nat 1's everywhere!

>>18902472
>If she really wants this, then it won't matter.
That's the real point here. We should tell her now.

>>18902346

personally i don't like mio as a lover, only as a bro.

[X] tell her

>>18902463

I stand corrected. But I agree with you: Mio was already orbiting & this prank just pushed her over the edge.

We need to confer with the family & have the girls vote. If they vote Yes, then we tell Mio the truth & see if she still wants to join the family. Fair enough??

>>18902502
indeed

>>18902510
Is it wrong that my ideal woman is basically Mio? (not waifu though)

She reminds me of a close female friend that Im close to

>>18902472
this nigga speaks the truth. we stay honest and this should go relatively painlessly.

>>18902472

>If she wants this, then it won't matter...unless the girls vote NO

ftfy anon

>>18902472
That, and her happiness then was real, regardless of our idiocy. If her feelings were sincere and her resolve genuine, they won't be changed by something like this.

>>18902530
Closely?

>>18902534
Mio was the responsible big sister to two of our girls.

Also, they already had a sort-of run in with this when they offered to sell our bedspace.

I don't think it'll be a problem.

>>18902539
Yea, mistype and shit

>>18902534
That won't stop Mio

>>18902530

everyone has their own preferences, so no its not wrong

the trouble for me when my closest friend become my lover, and have a not so good breakup, the feeling of it is way more worse.

trust me i have been there....

>>18902569
If anything it would encourage her.

>derpest proclaim
Well fuck you too captcha.

>>18902346
What she was feeling was our warmth anyway.

Little steps.

>>18902557

True, so that's probably 2 automatic Yes votes. The other two girls are the votes that will tell the tale.

I say let the girls vote, then Hayate & Erica both tell Mio the truth & then it's Mio's decision on whether or not she still wants this.

>>18902577
Oh god, I dont know what to think anymore, she's nice and all, but I dont even know if she has a boyfriend or other shit.

I aint even sure if a really like her. FUCK Im not good at this shit

is it just me or am i having a deja vu moment here....

>>18902613
Take it easy then bro. Get the info you need to make an informed decision, and then act on it.

>>18902614
Well, it's not the first time Sakamoto's approached us about getting in, though last time it seemed much less... serious.

>>18902613
well you did say 'my ideal woman reminds me a really close friend'

good luck figuring that out, and even better luck getting what you want.

>>18902627
Seeing your own kid from the future would tend to make you serious the fuck up, I'd imagine.

>>18902627
Secretly ever since her eye saw our "swag" she has wanted us.

>>18902627

ow we did?

fucking memory is so bad, it only register as deja vu's

well thank you for pointing it out.

>>18902638
>>18902639
But of course.

>>18902653
It was also at the breakfast table, while the rest of the family was there.

>>18902639
Magic eye that can see anything. . .

Oh god, she can actually see the magical representation of our Swag. . .

>>18902598
No, we should fess up before having a vote.

She might back out, and then the vote will have been unnecessary.

Also: Is it just me or are we swagging all the Strike Witches? Is that a side-effect of running alongside SWQ, or just coincidence?

Well, I guess LG is tallying the votes & writing up his response to them.

The suspense is starting to get to me a little...

>>18902622
>>18902636
God Fucking Damn it Jesus Christ sonofabitch fuck

Anyway the concensus seems to be tell her and make it up to her, somehow

>>18902672
Either that or his shitty power company suffered another blackout.

"I have a confession to make Mio." you tell her as you look her in the eyes.
"That wasnt a vison form the future."
Confusion, that's what you saw in her face.
"Earlier in class we were experimenting with age altering candies. Erica got it into her head to go pull pranks on people, and I allowed myself to be roped into it."
Confusion makes way to anger.
"That little boy was me. I'm sorry if we deceived you. I'm sorry if we hurt you. I'm sorry we were idiotic enough to think that noone would get hurt."
Anger changes into clarity.

She lets go of your hand and reaches up for her sword.
The gleaming blade left it's sheathe silently, the edge shining in the moonlight.
Her right eye is glowing brightly, as bright as a burning world.
Her normal left one has the look of a beast.

She steps back to give her more room to swing her sword and points it at your chest.

[ ]I deserved this.
[ ]violence will solve nothing

>>18902681
Shut up. I don't want to think about the shits I'd flip if that were the case.

Not now.

>>18902690
I deserve this.

>>18902690
>[ ]I deserved this.
>[ ]violence will solve nothing
Yes.

>>18902346
We tell her the truth, apologise for messing with her feelings that way, and let her know that if she still wants in then we're honoured and she should ask the girls about it sometime.

>>18902690
I deserve this

>>18902690
[x]I deserved this.

>>18902671

they have the best girls that is all.

just thank LG that negima's students has not come here.

>>18902690
I deserved this, but violence will solve nothing.

Can we tell if she's going for the kill?

Because if she's going to just bash us with the dull side, then I'd take it.

But if she's going to stab us, then [x]violence solves nothing.

>>18902710
Negi brings them here on a field trip. We swag them all. Even his aunt.

>>18902690
[x]I deserved this

>>18902690
>[X] I deserve this

>>18902715

I really don't think she'll kill us.

>>18902690

[^]I deserved this.

>>18902690
[ ]I deserved this.
Kneel too, the honorable Japanese way.

>>18902710
>Negima

Still mad about that ending brah.
So mad.

>>18902690
[x] I deserve this

We shouldn't dishonor her or ourselves by begging, or by trying to rationalize our conduct. My vote is to simply kneel, close our eyes, offer one final apology, and accept whatever comes with dignity.

>>18902690
"...but I wouldn't be opposed to making the false vision of the future come true."

>>18902690

open your arms and smile

then whisper "im sorry, thank you for being my friend"

[x]I deserved this.

>>18902677
listen man, don't go rocking your relationships just cause two anons told you to.

>/tg/-advice

seriously, calm down, and make sure you take a long hard think about how you feel and what you want before you do or say anything to try to change your relationship with your friend.

>>18902748
>>18902752
The proper Japanese way is either to disembowel yourself so as to take personal responsibility, or to do remain standing and facing her.
Kneeling is demeaning and disgraceful.

>>18902690
"I deserved this." you say as you put your hands down to your sides and wait for the inevitable touch of cold steel.
"You did indeed, dear wife." She tells you before the blade flashes quickly in the night.

----------------------------------------

>>18902753
I don't think that's gonna happen anymore, brah.

>>18902690
>I deserve this.

Because we do. It's a mean thing to do to someone.

If she doesn't kill us, we go back, wake Erica the fuck up, and we force her to start apologizing to everyone.

>>18902773
well shit, i did't know that, i guess stand then. I thought kneeling was a show of accepting it or some shit.

>>18902690

FUCK, I knew this would happen.

>>18902700
>>18902705
>>18902708
>>18902736
>>18902743
>>18902747
>>18902748
>>18902752
>>18902759

Fine, fine, I'll vote with the mob this time.

[X] I deserve this.

>>18902750

shhh.. shh... there there, it was all a dream... it never happened.

he is still out there looking for his father...

>>18902772
Im swearing because even I dont know what the triple ficking shit I am talking about.
I'll bide my time and see what in the hell my heart is trying to say to my head, then I'll decide
But then it might be too late
>>18902781
No regrets, we truly deserved this.

>>18902781
oh boy sidestory time

>>18902781
We're either going to be naked or neutered.
If the second is true, we're going to need a Cure Critical Wounds potion or a Regeneration Potion.

>>18902773
Ritual suicide was most often done in seiza. It's a position commonly associated with formal situations and with contemplation.

After what we have done, it is not an inappropriate action to take.

>>18902806
Bring them to yoshika, she has experience with those kinds of wounds.

>blade is sheathed and she jumped forward to kiss us
>shock is on our face as cherry blossoms float through the air, a chime in the wind
>the moment ends
>"Wait, what was that?"
>"I... I kiss-"
>"No, the flowers and the music and all that. What the hell?"
>"That... was my device. It has a penchant for the dramatic."

>>18902726
A swag off with Negi is the last thing we need to have. We may win, but I'll be damned if there won't be casualties.

>>18902690
We deserve this - totally.

>>18902773
>>18902789
same as Fritz here. thought it was within honorableness to do it kneeling.
but I'm just going off what I saw in The Last Samurai and 13 Assassins.
>dirty gaijin all day erry day.

rynex is a faggot

>>18902781
gg guys, nice ending lg.

>>18902789
>I thought kneeling was a show of accepting it or some shit.
Bwahahaha!
Oh man, that's hilarious.
There's a whole ream of culturally important contexts there.
If you're kneeling, it can mean one of several things, and not a lot of them good. Most of them put the onus of responsibility and duty on the person doing the cutting; as in, this is either their job, or they're doing it as a mercy to you because you physically can't kill yourself.

Not killing yourself when you are perfectly capable of doing so, and forcing the other party to HAVE to get their sword dirty by killing you, is usually construed as you NOT being apologetic, and basically as one last act of defiance against the judgement against you.

>>18902781

inb4

you are blankidy blankidy
and you woke up middle of the night.
you notice he is not there.

>>18902810
>Ritual suicide was most often done in seiza.
That is correct.
However, being in that position and NOT committing seppuku yourself, without some extenuating circumstances (too sick, young, or old to be able to do it properly), would be considered insulting, because it changes from an apology and the acceptance of responsibility, to an execution.

>>18902840
well i'm sorry, I'm not gonna lie i have never even met a japanese person. Not even someone of japanese descent.

i guess the ending was

-puts on glasses-

a slashing hit

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Huh, I was taking the whole I Deserved this choice as us giving her the fight she wants to work out her feelings and then have end up with her raping us after getting worked up from the fight.

>>18902840
so even when you knew you had to die and were cool with it, there was still a way to say 'fuck the police' if you had a mind to?
I assume if you did that there was bad consequences for your family.

>>18902864
Except not only is she our superior, she had already threatened execution.

Kneeling would therefore offer our acceptance of the judgement she was already positioned to mete out.

>>18902885
Nope. "I Deserve this" was "let her do it." While "Violence achieves nothing" would be attempting to talk her down.

I'm convinced that there's some anonymous fa/tg/uys who troll the quest threads for one purpose only: at a critical juncture, they suggest something stupid & then let the hivemind take over....for the express purpose of fucking up the game.

>>18902885
Nope
It was the take your punishment like a man choice

>>18902885
Nope, but we're probably gonna get raped anyway.

>>18902879

that

is

just

turdable

go commit sudoko

>>18902900
probably.
but this isn't one of those times. we're trying to be responsible adults after having fucked up badly, and that means accepting the consequences of our actions.
"always speak the truth, even if it costs your life" and all that business.

>>18902912
What's sudoku? i thought killing yourself that way was called yakisoba.

>>18902900
I think the same thing.

Although you should never underestimate stupidity. /tg/ is made of people who spend their lives immersed in fantasy worlds, and that tends to distort the thinking process.

I cannot tell you the number of times I've seen posters try to defend inane positions as rational.

>>18902922
Oh fritz.

>>18902922
nah man, the yakisoba is the nip version of the mafia.
sudoku is the ritual suicide.

>>18902900
No, don't blame anon's fuckups on some eeeviill trollgroup. This is our bit.

And it's entirely in character for HAYATE of all people to be "Yeah, I fucked up. Lay it on me." In fact, it would be breaking character to try and run away.

>>18902929
I thought the mafia was bento.

>>18902940
No, that's the word for both hello and goodbye, because it's the same word there.

>>18902940
that's the japanese Bentley-knockoff manufacturer.

>>18902940
Nah, bento are those ball gambling machines.

you are now aware that we ran out of beads, and died for real. LG just didn't post BAD END or the like to watch our confusion

Enough with the hilariously, intentionally inaccurate Japanese. You're ruining the mood.

>>18902951
ohh now i get it, so yakisoba is the mafia, sudoku is ritual suicide, and bento is hello/ goodbye. But then what is onee/ onii mean?

>>18902963
LG has invested too much time to just drop us off like that.

>>18902963
I'm pretty sure he's punishing us for a stupid, stupid decision. I had a DM just like that once. Just LOOOVED to point out his PC's mistakes by having each one come back and bit us in the ass.

Usually multiple times.

>>18902972
Onii are those ugly monster things.

>>18902974
I dunno. Even if he ended it like this... I would be retardedly butthurt, but still play in his next quest.

>>18902974
And we knew we had about 8+ beads to go still

The awaited sensation of metal striking flesh never came.
'Did she miss?' you think to your self as you see her pull back form the strike 'Impossible.'

She sheathes her sword again.
And as the blade fully hid itself with a small *clink*,
your pants came apart like confetti.

She did it expertly, not even letting you notice what she did until the pants desintegrated.
Your boxers were spared the cruel fate that met the jeans you wore, and you stand there dumbfounded.

"You have been a very, very bad wife, tricking me into thinking of seeing our future child." she again steps towards you.
"I should have remembered something someone once told me: You do not find the future, you make it."

Before you can even think of running, she pulls down your boxers, exposing your Tanto to the cold night air.

WAT DO?
[ ]I deserved this
[ ]Violence will solve nothing
[ ]CRAZY IVAN *add a roll if you choose this*

>>18902972
That's when the little girls/boys want your cock.

>>18902967
What mood?

>>18902963
Nah, it just says she used the blade, doesn't say she actually cut us. I'm fully expecting she just expertly cut all our clothes off, and we're now standing naked and vulnerable in front of her.

rolled 1, 4, 5, 5, 5, 3, 1, 4, 5, 1, 3, 2, 5, 3 = 47

>>18902929

The term for ritual self-disembowelment
is "seppuku"!

Yes I mad...

>>18902963
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUU

This line. We have crossed it.

>>18902984
No onii are cats

Onee are another type of pet

>>18902994
>[x] I DESERVE THIS

That was my vote and I'm sticking to it.

>>18902994
>[ ]I deserved this
>[ ]Violence will solve nothing
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

I deserved this.

rolled 13 = 13

WELL.

As tempting as it is to let Mio have her naughty, naughty way with us, that would be cheating on our family. And we can't do that.

So, CRAZY IVAN to get us out of here!

"REALLY MIO, WE CAN TALK THIS OVER!"

>>18902994
[ ]I deserved this
Let the kimono's fly!

rolled 5 = 5

>>18902994
>CRAZY IVAN
YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST!

>>18902994
Mio, you know very well that we have to clear this with the rest of the family before either of us do anything to each other.

If you want my butlery goodness you're going to have to follow procedure.

rolled 79 = 79

>>18902994
[X]CRAZY IVAN
babby-making is definitely over the live without the girls permission

rolled 87 = 87

>>18902994

[X]CRAZY IVAN *add a roll if you choose this*

Oh FUCK THIS.

We are NOT going to deal with the bullshit that fucking Mio will bring! Trude will kill us, Erica and Ursula will kill us, Hina will kill us...fuck, Perrine will fucking kill us.

Time to NOPE out of there.

rolled 36 = 36

>>18902994
Violence will Solve EVERYTHING.

I'm not even sure what that means.

>>18902994
Im liking her more and more, which is frankly creeping me the fuck out

You guys vote, my noggin isnt aligned right for this.

>>18902994
[x] CRAZY IVAN
"WAIT WAIT WAIT." Call Erica. 'MIO IS ABOUT TO RAPE ME IS THIS AWESOME Y/N?'
>>18903001
YOU RUINED IT

rolled 8 = 8

>>18902994
CRAZY IVAN.

>>18902994
[x]Violence will solve nothing
Can't we talk this over in the morning, with a nice breakfast and without the rape?
No?
Can we at least use lube?

>>18902994
Damn it. I liked those pants. Give me a second. I want to empty my pockets.
Use port key.

ERICA, WAKE UP. WE HAVE A VERY HORNY SAKAMOTO ON THE WAY!

rolled 56 = 56

>>18902994
[x]CRAZY IVAN

We do need to talk to our family before we start doing anything with Mio.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18902994
>>18903027
But seriously, I'mma stick with
[x]Violence will solve nothing

>>18902994
>[x]Violence will solve nothing

"Stop. I deserved this, Erika possibly deserves this, but the other girls are blameless and I'm not going to let you do anything that would hurt or upset them."

TORN.

On one hand, crazy sex with Mio.

On the other hand, she's not part of our family and that would be cheating. Bad Hayate.

[x]violence will solve nothing.

TALK HER DOWN.

rolled 86 = 86

>>18902994
Crazy Ivan

Kiss her

>>18902994
[X]I deserved this
[X]Violence will solve nothing

>>18902994
NOPE
[X]crazy ivan

>>18902994
Violence will solve nothing.

>>18902994
[x] Violence will solve nothing
Come now, Mio. Didn't we just tell you that this was a group decision, and that we value our family above all else?

Would we be the kind of wife worth having if we went back on that?

rolled 55 = 55

My boner is rising on its own!
>>18902994
But really crazy ivan!

rolled 13 = 13

>>18903047
Adding a roll for this in case it actually counts as Crazy Ivan - I'm not clear on what crazy ivan would be in this situation, so not sure if that's the option which fits

>>18902998

We were in our boxers but Mio just pulled them down.

>>18902994

[X] I deserved this. It begins! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLVTaN0Tz08


Brit selvesd. No, captcha, Mio is Japanese.

>Erica told us we'd get raped

"I told you about that Sakamoto!"

"It keeps happening!"

"I told you!"

Actually, if we had a forceful sex event every other time we ran into Sakamoto, that would become a hilarious comedic gag.

>>18903051
Don't you remember Cupcakeski in SWQ? THAT WILL HAVE THE EXACT OPPOSITE EFFECT TO CALMING HER DOWN.

And don't forget: Mio isn't going to keep this on the down low. She will be bragging about this to whoever will listen later, even if she doesn't follow us home and hop into bed with us.

rolled 63 = 63

>>18903059
or not... god they hate me.

guys, we gotta get out of here now.
We aren't MCNGAF, we're classy butler and dammit we are smarter than this.

>>18902994
What about the titanium jock?

[x] Violence will solve nothing!

>>18902994
What happened to our jockstrap?

[x] Violence will solve nothing
[x] Violence will solve nothing
[x] VIOLENCE WILL SOLVE NOTHING
[x] HELP I NEED AN ADULT

>>18903087
>[x] HELP I NEED AN ADULT
NO YOU FOOL YOU'LL SUMMON FRANK.

rolled 73 = 73

>>18903080

>>18903074
Why did i see an image of hayate wearing nothing but the titanium jockstrap running through the school being chased by a sword waving mio who is yelling obscenities and lewd comments?

>>18903001
I hope those weren't all d100s, otherwise you have truly shitty luck.

[x] Violence will solve nothing
She'll create a time paradox if she cuts it off, she'll make us feel bad if anything else.

>>18903101
Sorry forgot to turn off dice.

rolled 94 = 94

>>18903047
This. Dammit, we are NOT gonna cheat on our girls. We make that clear and if she doesn't stop, we GTFO.

Mio's sword cuts through alien metals that survive space travel.

Titanium is nothing to it.

rolled 57 = 57

>>18903101
I am rolling for these shenanigans

Why do I have the feeling that Mio will chase us down all the way to our room?

Mentilate Erica!!
Hayate needs air support!

>>18903110

They weren't. 14d6 from a different thread. Forgot to change back to "noko".

>>18903101
>Mio chasing us
>girls look out the hall to see what's going on
>see us in nothing but strap
>it's no longer just Mio chasing us
>rush back to our room trailing a horde of girls
>Mio starts directing them like a commander
>we're flanked on all sides
>Erica flies in and performs an aerial extraction
>Mio grabs her own strikers and pursues

I want this to happen so bad.

>>18903139
What in shurikans name do you need 14 d6's for?
(that's god right?)

>>18903117
No but the erection we have from sheer terror should be nine times that of a diamond.

"Mio, please. Violence will solve nothing!" you say as you struggle to pull your boxers back up.
"Dear wife, I assure you that I will be nothing but gentle. Unless you like it rough." She says without taking her eyes off your secret weapon.
"M-mio... Can't we talk this over?" you search the ground for your portkey.
"Hush... The time for talking has passed." she pulls your spoon-print light-blue boxers with down even further, her tongue flicking over her lips as she does so.

Finally you found what you were looking for.
You pick up the little silver rabbit and press the lid of the teapot.
In an instant you are ported back to the house.

----------------------------------
"Tsk! He got away." Mio says as she's left there kneeling on the roof.
She stands up and straightens herself, your boxers quickly going inside her pockets.

-------------------------------------------
You stand there on the lamp-lit front steps of your house, naked from the waist down.
The ever constant breeze sends a chill up your spine as you think of what you just narrowly avoided.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

[x]CRAZY IVAN

YOU WANT COCK I WILL GIVE YOU COCK

kraus give me 5 fried chicken drumstick QUICKLY

HOPE YOU ENJOY MY COCK BITCH

-shove it into pooper-

>>18903142

NO! The twins would kill us! Mentilate to Erica, "HELP, I'm gonna get raped by Mio!"

>>18903148
New underwear, back to bed.

>>18903148
Emergency household meeting, followed by fucking Mio until she can't stand in the morning.

>>18903148
Laugh. Really fucking hard. Hard enough to shake the globe. So hard the girls wake up.

Then we curl into a ball and cry. "I-I was so scared..."

>>18903148
Erica, WAKE UP NOW.
Mio. . .
gonna get raped. . .
save me. . .

>>18903148
Might as well put some pants on. Armor up until we get some pants.

rolled 27 = 27

>>18903148
Reacquire proper clothing, hope none of the girls woke up during our absence.

>>18903148
First things first: get another pair of boxers and pants.

Then we gently life Erica out of the bed, carry her out to one of the other rooms, and wake her up. If Mio had this kind of reaction, we should talk about what Trude's reaction is going to be.

>>18903148
>she keeps our boxers

head back up to the bedroom, wake up erica.
"You were right about Sakamoto, and since this was your birlliant plan, you get to be my rape guardian."

>>18903148

hm... let is if i can still do this...

*helicopter dick

>>18903148
But seriously, where did the titanium jock go? Or did she somehow manage to cut our pants and the jock off without damaging the boxers?

>>18903148

Get inside the house...somehow. We're gonna have to explain being locked out & bare-assed naked to the girls somehow.

>>18903148
Wake up Erica

Tell her she can explain the prank to Trude

>>18903180
She'll get a couple of Melmo's Shota candies. THEN, rape us.

>>18903148
ERICA.

WAKE YOUR KRAUT ASS UP.

YOU AND I ARE UNFUCKING THIS SITUATION YOU CAUSED RIGHT NOW.

>about to get oral from HERO OF JAPAN
>run away

That's our Hayate!

>she kept our boxers
>shlicks while sniffing them

Not sure if aroused or disturbed.

>>18903184
>Erica
>rape guardian
Fox guarding the henhouse.

>>18903148
>She stands up and straightens herself, your boxers quickly going inside her pockets.
Shit. shes gonna fly it from the flagpole isn't she?

>>18903202
It's more like a fox guarding a henhouse from other foxes.
This is HER henhouse, and she'll keep the rabble out.

>>18903201

I think the mental picture of Mio schlicking while sniffing our boxers is hot.

>>18903180
This man, he speaks wisdom.

>>18903209
Define flagpole.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18903201
>Not sure if aroused or disturbed.
Yes.

>>18903198
>unfucking this situation

I think that the only thing that will unfuck this situation is fucking.

>>18903198
Supporting this.

>>18903190
Kraus can generate clothes for us for the moment

>>18903189
She is the hero of Japan with a katana
She can cut whatever she wishes and avoid whatever she doesn't want to cut

Tell Erica that she has to either agree to sort this out or tell the girls what happened. This is as much her fault this time as ours

>>18903220
Her flag pole

>>18903201
well this *is* Whyboner: The Quest

>kraus bunny mode
>bunny mode activated
>walk into room to look for pants

GF a: hayate? why are you dress like that at this time of the night?

nothing this is all a dream

>you quickly go to the closet
>bend over

>GF a: where is your underwear?

New boxers, Erica as rape guardian, tell her to tell the truth to trude, they have a good relationship. I think.

I think we need to get our rape whistle back from Jacob.

>>18903228
Hmmm, once again, define flagpole.

>>18903191

I vote this. Mentilate to Erica to wake up & let us in. Tell her exactly what happened & that SHE gets to explain things to Trude; we've done more than enough.

In the morning, we tell the girls the whole story & have them vote on Mio joining the family...and that if the Nos win it, Mio may just rape Hayate anyway.

>>18903234
Can I get a source on that?

>>18903236
her pole which would get flagged if i posted it here

>>18903236
she'll use it as one of those identifying flags that samurai wear on their backs, bearing our underpants proudly into battle.

>>18903239
>& have them vote on Mio joining the family
I wouldn't be so hasty.
Besides, isn't it their policy that a girl has to come to them and confess her feelings?
That's how the twins did it with Nanoha, and how the three of them did it with Hina.

>>18903234
>this pic

Is it from a game? And if so, where do I find it?

I've been looking for SO LONG.

>>18903241
found it on Konachan.

http://konachan.com/pool/show/125
NSFW, obviously.

rolled 47 = 47

>>18903253
Minna in the background is hilarious.

>>18903253
>Minna in the background
Gets me every time.
Im curious too now.

>>18903249
y'know, one of these things, like yoshimitsu.

>>18903253
It was hot when I first saw it, and its still hot now

>>18903253
>Minna in the background

MY SIDES

>>18903253
No, it's just a photoshop.

Well im out all, getting up early to go fishing tomorrow.

rolled 34 = 34

>>18903287
Have fun. I'll try to roll a 1 for you.

>>18903239

>as the girls are discussing
>mio mentaliates something to the twins

Mio: well anata that is 2 votes yes, and 2 votes no... looks like it all comes to YOUR decision.

>>18903274
Jesus one pair will not be enough, she'll be back for more soon!

>>18903302
>Mio: well anata that is 2 votes yes, and 2 votes no... looks like it all comes to YOUR decision.
"Im too afraid of you to say no."

>>18903253

SHUT UP AND TAKE ALL OF MY GUPTAS

>>18903302
Nah each of the girls has veto power.

>>18903303
>more forced de-boxering
now i'm the one who's not sure if I'm disturbed or aroused.

>>18903309
We'd be so fucking scared, we'd become Susan due to pure testicular terror.

>>18903316
>Veto's
Man this systems going to crash and burn.
>Picture the Bureau, except sandy and all wild western
>Girls in open conflict in the halls/streets.
>Were offered as a trophy to the strongest of them all.

>>18903316

I agree with the others: that won't stop Mio. If any girls vote No, we should let them know that fact.

NO Vote = Mio rapes us anyway

>>18903337
The alternative is forcing them to put up with people they can't get along with because herp derp majority and that ain't right.

rolled 100 = 100

>>18903322
Not both?

>>18903239
Mio needs to approach them about joining. Before that, Erica and us need to go have a talk with her, about if she's still serious about it.

Well, we need to talk to her, Erica needs to apologize, and act as chaperone.

>>18903350
Maybe we can get a Chastity Belt made of that metal Sasuke had his cuffs made out of?

>acquire pants
>Talk to Erica
>And yes, you did lose the Titanium jock. It's now random chunks of metal on the library's roof.

You quickly and quietly make your way into the house and grab yourself something to cover yourself with.

After getting suitably clothed, you pick up the still small Erica from the bed and carry her to one of the other bedrooms.
"Erica..." you try and wake her up.
"Erica. Hey." you tap her softly to rouse her.
She opens her eyes and finds herself with you kneeling over her in bed.
"Wha..?" she asks sleepily before she finally wakes up fully,
"Waaait... Don't tell me you want to do it while I'm a kid."

EXPLAIN SUTUATION.
WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18903360
Tempting, but no. I'm trying to AVOID having sex tonight.

MIO IS FUCKING COMING TO RAPE ME!

>>18903360
"Maybe later. As for now <Explain situation>"

>>18903302

well I.... i have to choose N-

>mio suddenly omitting a terrible aura, more fiercer and darker than that one monster in the simulation where we rescued alot of kids.

Mio: Take your time with your answer. Hayate-chan..

>>18903355
>dat roll
>Erica as "chaperone"
>She ends up helping Mio rape us

>>18903337
Trophy nothing, they're fighting for the right to lay in our bed!

At least, that's how we market it until they drag us off our throne and ravage us on the ground.

>>18903360
"Mio completely bought our prank and asked to join up. Then after I explained she tried to rape me. You're talking to every single person we tricked tomorrow and sorting things out before everything goes horribly wrong."

Then we go back to sleep and wonder where the hell our titanium jock went the one time we needed it.

>>18903360
Slap her.

"No. Your little 'prank' has caught up with us in a big way. Mio just confessed she wanted to make 'our child a reality', and then tried to rape me. This is getting bad.

"Also, you get to tell Trude."

>slap is for even considering for a second that we're a pedophile.

>>18903384
To be fair, we did waste a life on sticking our tongue up Nanoha's butt.

>>18903360
"Sakamoto just called me up to the library roof for a pretty fucking serious discuss. After I explained the prank to her, she got pretty serious about fucking me. you were completely right. She wants into the family.
And you get to come clean with Trude, asap tomorrow."

>>18903360
"Now's not the time for jokes, Erica, as much as you may think it is."
Explain the situation with Mio, and that she has to tell Trude first thing in the morning.

rolled 23 = 23

>>18903360
"What? No. God no. I just had an... interesting encounter with Mio. She expressed an interest joining the family, I told her the usual speil, and then... I spilled the beans on the prank. That's when she tried to rape me. As some sort of punishment, for being a 'naughty wife'. I need to clear things up with her, but frankly, I'm afraid to talk to her alone. Also, you get to tell Trude."

>>18903391
serious discussion*
fuck my typing skills tonight.

>>18903387
Big Red Button Syndrome.

We picked that knowing damn well that it would end in disaster.

>>18903360
"After all the trouble that little prank almost caused me? Your not getting any for a while."
"Mio tried to rape me, so your of rape guard duty, AND your explaining this to Trude."

rolled 4 = 4

>>18903387
>>18903407
It was also Nanoha trying to force it sooner than she was actually ready.

>>18903360

"No, Erica. While you girls slept, Mio mentilated to me saying she needed to talk with me. I went to see what she wanted."

"She bought into the prank & wants to join the family & have my children. When I told her the truth about the prank, she sliced my clothes off with her katana and tried to rape me. I got away from her & ran back here."

"In the morning, you & the others need to vote on whether Mio joins the family or not. If not, she's probably going to rape me anyway."

"That's pretty much it. Oh, by the way: YOU'RE telling Trude the truth. I've taken enough lumps over this."

>>18903360

i don't think its even physically plausible with my siz-

that is not why i wake you up, we need to get ready for war.

* stare at her with fear and worry

i told mio the truth.

"Why would your first assumption be that I want to do you like this? No, we have a bigger problem.

Mio just tried to rape me. And I don't think she's given up just yet."

>>18903415
This for the love of god.

>>18903415
Yes... yes... ALL OF MY AGREEMENT.

you know, its much more simple if you say

"I told HER the truth"

and she will know what you are talking about.