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STRIKE WITCHES: CUPCAKSKI CARNASTROPHE planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)19:00 No.18874020

You are a fighter pilot of the 501st Joint Fighter Squadron, and you are currently kissing the krap out of this kraut.

What are your emotions at this juncture?

>Suggestions include:
>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
>skiddily-boo-bob, yeeeaaaaaaah
>We'll always have the kitchen, kid

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/26/12(Thu)19:00 No.18874024 PARTY TIME

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:00 No.18874026 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:01 No.18874034 >>18874020 >>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:01 No.18874036 >skiddily-boo-bob, yeeeaaaaaaah

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:01 No.18874043 >>18874020 >THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE Bitch needs to learn that there's only room for one of us on this base. And to KEEP HER FUCKING HANDS OFF OUR IMOUTOS

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:01 No.18874045 File: 1335481318.jpg-(29 KB, 250x250, soronery.jpg) And now, young Cupcakeski... You will fall

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:01 No.18874046 >THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:02 No.18874064 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)19:03 No.18874067 >>18874020 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! FINISH HER OFF!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:03 No.18874072 continue kissing, let it be known with our tongue that THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE VICTOR.

Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/26/12(Thu)19:03 No.18874074
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>>18874020
Hidden option, make out with cupcakeski more in front of our other waifus, make them jealous of each other, let them fight it out, and bone the last one standing

(And Tonk witches will resume on MONDAY due to SURPRISE DENTISTRY)

>>	Major Airlift 04/26/12(Thu)19:03 No.18874075 File: 1335481411.jpg-(131 KB, 464x872, 1330489884689.jpg) >>18874020 skiddily-boo-bob, yeeeaaaaaaah Oh yeah!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:03 No.18874077 There can only be one and we are spoken for by the delicious red headed yandere. How did your exams go PF?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:03 No.18874081 Why isn't Give her the dick an option?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:04 No.18874083 File: 1335481445.png-(264 KB, 377x665, thefuckyousayaboutmywaifu.png) THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:04 No.18874096 >>18874077 the FUCK we are. We're a pilot. We don't get tied down like that. >>18874081 AROUSAL rating isn't high enough. FIX THAT.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:04 No.18874098 When this is done, point to Lynette and Yoshika and say >THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:05 No.18874106 There can be only one! Also now would be the perfect time to punch the shit out of her so she doesn't try to go after our sister or the younger witches again.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:05 No.18874109 > end of last thread > AW YEAH MAKEOUTS > beginning of this thread > NO NO STOP KISSING HOT WOMEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:06 No.18874120 >We'll always have the kitchen, kid

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:06 No.18874125 >>18874109 You misunderstand. We're teaching this bint a lesson about limits and who is top dog around here.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:07 No.18874129 >>18874109 They've forgotten how good of a kisser she is. Planefag, if you would?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:07 No.18874130 >>18874096 We are about 10 mins from being tied down by a certain red haired witch whether we like it or not . That's not a metaphor.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)19:07 No.18874131
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>THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

Focusing your will, you lock down on Waltrude's lips and engage SEXY EMERGENCY SWAG. You deepen the kiss, but in an aggressive, casual way, like you could totally stop this any time you wanted to.

Waltrude starts trying to haul you across the table, into her arms, and you start hauling on HER, because you're doing the god-damned seducing here, Fritz...ina. Somehow you end up hauling each other into the middle of the table, kneeling as you embrace aggressively. Somewhere in the background you hear Yoshika and Lynette cheeping in girly horror.

Watch and learn, girls.

Watch and learn.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:07 No.18874136 File: 1335481651.jpg-(24 KB, 300x300, pirate.jpg) >>18874131 Pilot

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:07 No.18874137 File: 1335481663.jpg-(84 KB, 492x619, Trudefag_logic.jpg) >>18874020 AHAHA TIME FOR WITCHES

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:08 No.18874148 >>18874131 See? I told y'all those two get paired a lot. Chuck's a perfect match.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:09 No.18874155 Time to beat her senseless.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/26/12(Thu)19:09 No.18874168 >>18874131 My body isn't ready

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:10 No.18874170 >>18874131 INCOMING MINNA

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:10 No.18874171 >>18874131 Ha! We'll show her who the sexy one is here. It's like marriage chicken with Eila, but we end up fucking a lot quicker.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:10 No.18874175 >>18874155 Violence? You lazy bastard. We don't have to lay a finger on her; we just run her up until she's breathing out smoke, then let her try to put out the fire.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:10 No.18874181 >>18874155 No, we push her over the edge of the table. Then laugh at her.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:10 No.18874182 >>18874131 In before Minna

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:11 No.18874183 >>18874171 >marriage chicken with Eila You have no idea how much I wanted to see that play out.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/26/12(Thu)19:11 No.18874184 >>18874131 >inb4 Minna

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:11 No.18874188 >>18874131 KEEP FUCKING GOING. Also, seconding the request that we be reminded how good/bad of a kisser she is.

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 04/26/12(Thu)19:11 No.18874193 File: 1335481903.png-(83 KB, 388x482, CouldthisdaybeanyworsePFeditio(...).png) >>18874131 >inb4 Minna is what Lynnete and Yoshika are chirping in horror about.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:11 No.18874197 >>18874148 "Glamorous Gertrude" Has a nice ring to it.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:12 No.18874201 >Inb4 Yoshika and Lynne making out

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:12 No.18874204 >>18874170 >>18874182 >>18874184 Fuck it. Let her watch too. She could learn a few tricks herself.

>>	The_Piano_Maker 04/26/12(Thu)19:12 No.18874209 File: 1335481957.jpg-(166 KB, 605x469, Bring it the fuck on.jpg) >>18874131 If she wants to go...

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:13 No.18874215 >>18874209 PIANO MAKER BEING MISTAKEN FOR PLANEFAG GENERAL

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:13 No.18874216 >>18874175 Be that as it may, us giving her a light beating coupled with warnings about not touching out sister or any of the other witches will look better than us making out with her once Minna or someone else busts in.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:13 No.18874223 >>18874193 I have a feeling there will be alot of Blood and Tears when this night done.

Writefag 04/26/12(Thu)19:14 No.18874225

Only begun, the Troll Wars have...

Also, as much as I hate the idea of Minna walking in on us since it would be so inconvenient as to be conspicuous, I know it has to happen to return balance to the quest.

Though honestly, if she did walk in and we just explained to her why, she'd probably look at us, think for a second and than accept it as something completely plausible given what she knows about us.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:14 No.18874229 >Robin comes in >"OH MY GOD YOU TWO ARE TOGETHER? THIS IS GREAT!" >Tells entire base

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:15 No.18874238 >>18874216 Why would we want to keep her off the other witches? At least half of the 501st could definitely use a good fucking. We Just want to keep her off Lynette, cause we're trying to set her up with Yoshika.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:15 No.18874243 >>18874229 Please. Just, please.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:15 No.18874246 >>18874131 Pilot this girl in for a landing, because WE are the pilot. Not her.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:16 No.18874257 >>18874246 But I don't want us to land this one. I want to ditch her over the sea and laugh as she spirals into the water.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:16 No.18874258 >>18874229 This would be great. Minna coming in is predictable and boring.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:17 No.18874268 >>18874238 Derp seems I was missing a "younger" in there lol

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:17 No.18874269 >>18874229 Explaining that one to Minna would be a bitch.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:17 No.18874272 >>18874258 It would be terrifying.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:17 No.18874273 >>18874257 Why? You gay or something? MC still hasn't gotten laid yet, and besides, if we don't go all the way with her, she wins. We can't be the one to chicken out.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:17 No.18874277 >>18874225 Minna knows what sort of idiot we are. If we say we were just doing this to mess with Kruppski, she'd believe us. But there is someone else with a crush on us. Someone a little less understanding...

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:19 No.18874301 ... >Inb4... KATHY

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:19 No.18874303 >>18874277 I liken it to jumping on a grenade. For Yoshika and Lynette.

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:19 No.18874309

>>18874273

You forget something; we don't need to prove anything with her.

If we run her up to full WEP and let her go careening into the ground, we can declare decisive victory without setting ourselves up for getting killed.

Why win the battle to lose the war? Waltrud would love to see us broken after messing up with Minna.

Leaving her hot and bothered and going to play with "More interesting rides" would be a coup de grace.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:19 No.18874310 >>18874277 Less understanding? Minna's the fucking yandere one here. Trude would just be sad. She is around, though, and finding out what she was doing with Patton is just one more thing we need to talk to her about.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:20 No.18874314 >>18874277 Someone capable of bludgeoning us to death with our own plane.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:20 No.18874316 File: 1335482408.jpg-(496 KB, 1000x850, 1329387582254.jpg) >>18874273 "Hey Minna, wanna have sex?" Done

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:20 No.18874319 >>18874257 Why not? Do you have any idea how much blue balls MC has- oh shit. the blue balls. ABORT ABORT WE DO NOT NEED A REPUTATION AS A FIVE SECOND SHOOTER.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:20 No.18874322 >>18874309 That's just dumb. >>18874301 That'd be a fun one.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:20 No.18874326 >>18874238 Including us. I don't get why someone wanting casual sex makes them ineligible for it, other than maybe some shitty PILOT I AM NOT INVOLVED BUT YOU MUST BE thing. ...calling it now: >use gnome powers on plot device

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/26/12(Thu)19:21 No.18874342 >>18874310 We'll just give Minna a hit off of what we're giving ole' cupcakski here. Same with trude. Makeouts solve all problems.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:22 No.18874345 >>18874319 We fly at night so I'm sure we'd have plenty of time for practice flights while all of the witches were away.

>>	Liger Hater 04/26/12(Thu)19:22 No.18874347 >>18874020 Nice to have you back planefag. Hope finals went well.

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:22 No.18874348

>>18874309
Yeah we do. We're already in too deep to back out now. We can't just break off and say that we're done. That'd be admitting defeat. Also, Cupcakeski seems a lot more interesting than Minna.

>>18874316
Haha no. Besides, PF would put an end to it anyway.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)19:22 No.18874356 >>18874342 >bueno.jpg

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)19:22 No.18874360
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Waltrude tries to twist you down onto the table, and you twist back, resulting in you both rolling clean off the god-damned thing. You both hit on your sides, but suck up the blow and continue battling as you fight to suck each other's tonsils out. Somewhere in the background you hear Yoshika hushing Lynette.

Waltrude tries to pin you again and you push back, sending you both rolling under the table amidst some dusty flour bins and other stuff that Rommel never put back in the fridge. Wasteful bastard.

Waltrude starts going for your pants, and you go for hers, not about to be undone. Ahaha. Somewhere in the back of your mind, you realize you're about to... is this really a good idea?

>GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL
>Wait, wait, what about those consequences other officers are always bitching about?

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:22 No.18874361

Beating her up, however, lightly, still seems excessive.

Pushing her off the table, laughing heartily, warning her not to touch Robin or any of the younger witches, and then totally blowing her off seems like it would accomplish just as much without making us look like HHHHEEERREEEE'SSS JOHNY!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:23 No.18874366 >>18874348 Honestly, that was our own fault. We rose to Patton's challenge instead of calling him on his bullshit.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:23 No.18874369 >>18874348 Yes we can. Stop trying to shove your waifu down our throats.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:23 No.18874373 >>18874360 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL PILOT MODE ENGAGE

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:23 No.18874374 >>18874360 What is "Consequences"? Can we bounce it?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:23 No.18874377 >>18874360 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL BANZAAAAIIII!

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 04/26/12(Thu)19:23 No.18874381 >>18874360 >Wait, wait, what about those consequences other officers are always bitching about? They complain for a reason. Think about it.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:23 No.18874386 >>18874360 Don't be a pussy, faglord.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:23 No.18874389 >>18874360 > GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL Not for PILOT, but for late-teens-early-20s hormonal guy with an eager woman.

>>	Major Airlift 04/26/12(Thu)19:23 No.18874390 File: 1335482638.jpg-(169 KB, 600x450, 1333774357782.jpg) >>18874360 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL CONSEQUENCES BE DAMNED!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:23 No.18874391 >>18874360 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL TIME TO GET ABSOLUTELY CRAZY

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:24 No.18874394 >>18874369 Says the Minnafag.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:24 No.18874396 rolled 8 = 8 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL

>>	The_Piano_Maker 04/26/12(Thu)19:24 No.18874397 File: 1335482652.jpg-(23 KB, 500x363, FUUUUCK.jpg) >>18874360 We're on a table... With two young girls watching... In the middle of a base where many people would kill us for further action...

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)19:24 No.18874399 >>18874360 >Wait, wait, what about those consequences other officers are always bitching about?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:24 No.18874400 >>18874360 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL GOING IN FOR GUNS!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:24 No.18874402 >>18874360 >Wait, wait, what about those consequences other officers are always bitching about? I mean, really. Doing it in a kitchen when there are officers about? That's so...INFANTRYMAN.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:24 No.18874403 >>18874360 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL Yup

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:24 No.18874404 File: 1335482669.png-(113 KB, 192x243, deargodhitler.png) >>18874360 This can only end in death.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:24 No.18874406 >>18874397 And?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:24 No.18874408 >>18874360 >Wait, wait, what about those consequences other officers are always bitching about?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:24 No.18874411 >>18874360 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL Oh come one you can't ask us not to pick this.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:24 No.18874414 >>18874360 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL As a pilot, it's the only option.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)19:25 No.18874416 >>18874360 We just won. She went for it first. She can't resist us. Mission accomplished. Now CRAZY IVAN the fuck out of there.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/26/12(Thu)19:25 No.18874417 File: 1335482705.png-(1.3 MB, 1280x1314, 1335139242544.png) >>18874360 GO IN FOR THE KILL! LIGHT UP HER LANDING STRIP WITH OUT .50CAL or something along those lines (I really wanna see how badly planefag cockblocks us)

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:25 No.18874418 >>18874397 Actually, we're under the table now.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:25 No.18874421 >Wait, wait, what about those consequences other officers are always bitching about?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:25 No.18874423 >>18874360 GO FOR THE KILL!

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/26/12(Thu)19:25 No.18874430 >>18874397 No, we're under a table. >>18874360 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL Once you begin a gesture it's fatal not to go through with it.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:25 No.18874431 File: 1335482751.jpg-(103 KB, 740x555, 1328153467985.jpg) >>18874360 >Wait, wait, what about those consequences other officers are always bitching about? ABORT ABORT ABORT We basically confessed and were confessed to last night and we pulling this shit!!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:25 No.18874433 >>18874360 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL Watch and learn, kids. We have to teach Yoshika how to be a non-useless lover.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:26 No.18874437 >>18874360 Consequences young pilot! Tell her that we're bored and that she should ask Kathy for kissing tips.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:26 No.18874438 rolled 63 = 63 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:26 No.18874439 Get the fuck out of here getlemen were done.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:26 No.18874440 >>18874397 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/26/12(Thu)19:26 No.18874441 Bail and leave her wanting more of course.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:26 No.18874443 >>18874431 Fuck your waifuing IF WE FLY FAST ENOUGH, THE FLAMES OF OUR CRASH CAN'T BURN US

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:26 No.18874444 File: 1335482799.jpg-(91 KB, 450x337, 1265846109775.jpg)

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:26 No.18874447

>>18874360

> Consequences

Ditch our Ego and Pride; this isn't going to end well for anyone.

Waltrud gets a lay.
We get an angry CO/LI, we've failed our primary objective (Getting Waltrud to back off... she'll only be more aggressive from here on). We've set a bad example for the little ones.

But hey; enjoy your little bounce: The trailing element will be here shortly to improve ventilation in the fuselage.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:26 No.18874448 >>18874360 ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:26 No.18874449 >>18874360 >Wait, wait, what about those consequences other officers are always bitching about? NOOOPE We're suppose to be thinking with our brains now, not our head

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:27 No.18874451 >>18874360 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL We can't back down now. All the way!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:27 No.18874454 >>18874441 Now that I think about it: stealing her panties and bolting would be amusing.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:27 No.18874455 ABORT ABORT! BAIL BAIL!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:27 No.18874456 By the way, aren't we forbidden from non-minimal fraternization with guys now that we're part of the 501st? Waltrude is neither part of the 501st nor a guy. GO GO GO

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:27 No.18874461 File: 1335482841.jpg-(18 KB, 272x351, problem.jpg) >>18874360 COME, COMRADE. IS TIME FOR PENIS.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:27 No.18874464 >>18874360 >consequences Diving headlong into enemy fire to deliver a payload is fine, but this is the one that could actually kill us.

>>	The_Piano_Maker 04/26/12(Thu)19:27 No.18874465 File: 1335482849.jpg-(44 KB, 486x400, OH FUCK.jpg) >>18874443

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:27 No.18874470 File: 1335482862.jpg-(7 KB, 203x251, 1331083096691s.jpg) >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL This train has no brakes people!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:28 No.18874474 >>18874360 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL Fuck the Minnafags!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:28 No.18874478 File: 1335482895.jpg-(5 KB, 226x251, 12401974267.jpg) GO FOR THE KILL, MAGGOT!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:28 No.18874482 GET OUTTA HERE DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:28 No.18874483 >Wait, wait, what about those consequences other officers are always bitching about? Consequences? What are these things?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:28 No.18874485 >>18874360 >Stop abruptly >Let go of Cupcakski >Climb out from under table >Brush it off like nothing happened "WHO WANTS SOME ICE CREAM?"

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:29 No.18874489 File: 1335482942.jpg-(32 KB, 600x450, I want it.jpg) rolled 1 = 1 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL FUCKING DOOOOO IIIIIIIIIIT!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:29 No.18874490 >>18874360 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL We're in the shit now, chaps.

Writefag 04/26/12(Thu)19:29 No.18874492

Honestly, best way of trolling Cupcakeski at this point would be to break it off, but make an appointment to "continue this conversation..."

Then completely forget about it. And let her know that you forgot about it. The message being "Oh, you? Eh, I've had more memorable."

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:29 No.18874493 >>18874447 Primary object was actually to get her to leave Lynnette alone, objective achieved. Secondary objective is to prove we are the most alpha motherfucker on base..... outside of Patton Rommel, it's hard to out-alpha a pair of grandmasters like them.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:29 No.18874499 >>18874360 KILL!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:29 No.18874502 >>18874360 We smart pilot now. Fucking girl in kitchen in front of Imoutos not smart. Besides, we have other lays elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:29 No.18874504 File: 1335482986.jpg-(614 KB, 1196x1844, SQW Poor Decision Making In Ac(...).jpg) >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL All i can see is us crashing and burning but fuck it!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:29 No.18874505 GET THE FUCK OUT CRAZY IVAN!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:29 No.18874506 File: 1335482989.jpg-(59 KB, 477x584, 3ocz0a.jpg) >>18874360 give her the dick.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)19:29 No.18874507 You killfags are going to ruin everything.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:30 No.18874510 >Wait, wait, what about those consequences other officers are always bitching about?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:30 No.18874511 >>18874485 ICE CREAM!!!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:30 No.18874512 >>18874360 >consequences Fuck the Cupcake fans.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:30 No.18874513 >>18874502 No no no, see >>18874433 It's our DUTY to fuck her right now.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:30 No.18874518 >>18874506 Do you have the Ron Paul one?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:31 No.18874521 >>18874360 >KILL >>18874512 Fuck the Minnafags.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:31 No.18874522 Break off, make sandwich.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:31 No.18874524 >Wait, wait, what about those consequences other officers are always bitching about? I like to keep us flying in someway that isn't a prototype death trap.

>>	Inquisitorial Librarian 04/26/12(Thu)19:31 No.18874525 File: 1335483079.png-(118 KB, 300x225, Fish.png) Planefag is taking a while. It should be interesting to see what he's come up with, eh?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:31 No.18874527 Bail! Bail! GET OUT PILOT!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:31 No.18874530 >>18874513 This. Go for the kill.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:31 No.18874531 >Use gnome powers to gain advantage in removing her clothes

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:31 No.18874532 File: 1335483107.png-(34 KB, 199x200, 1328357103665.png) >>18874485 >Tell Cupcaksi we can continue this when she has had more practice

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:31 No.18874534 File: 1335483114.gif-(1.93 MB, 450x338, letsgetdangerous.gif) rolled 71 = 71 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:32 No.18874539 >>18874513 NO The duty is to TROLL THAT RIGHT NOW, IS NOT GIVING HER WHAT SHE WANTS. AND RIGHT NOW SHE WANTS OUR PANTS OFF.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:32 No.18874540 >>18874360 >GOING FOR THE KILL DOING IT FOR THE THRILL

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:32 No.18874542 WE'RE NOT IN DANGER Cupcakeski's gonna break it off, leave us hot and bothered, and the quest will continue.

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:32 No.18874543

You guys forget Lynette and Yoshika are in the room too and by now there's probably a betting pool on whether MC and Minna hit it off or not. If she is about to walk into the kitchen, the little girls will physically break MC and Cupcakeski apart if that's what it takes.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:32 No.18874544 >>18874531 Ah, my zipper's stuck, maybe later? "No"

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:32 No.18874551 >>18874525 More like he's having trouble deciding which option won.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:32 No.18874552 >>18874539 No it's not. It's a game of chicken, you idiot. We can't be the one to end it or else we lose. GO FOR THE KILL.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:33 No.18874563 >>18874552 At some point this stops being a game. We've reached that point.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:34 No.18874567 >>18874552 No! She's winding us up to fuck with us! If we don't break off she's going to shoot us down and then LAUGH. THEY'LL ALL LAUGH.

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:34 No.18874569

>>18874502
>in front of
You misspelled with
>other lays elsewhere
We're not elsewhere
>>18874492
Well, yes, this would be the good decision, but when has that ever been PILOT
We're already on the floor, so we can't dive and go under the radar through the flour-chop.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:34 No.18874571 >>18874563 Fuck no. We're a pilot. All we know is attacking.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)19:34 No.18874574
File: 1335483279.jpg-(42 KB, 600x800, c3026520f47b4a18b7f63d8f490fe3(...).jpg)

Pull out?

PULLING OUT IS FOR WUSSYWILLIES, YOU'RE GOING IN

AAAAALLL THE WAY IN.

You and Waltrude tear off each other's pants at about the same time and fling them away with vicious abandon. Somewhere in the distance you hear a shriek and a slap. You and Waltrude finally get jammed against a table leg in such a way that neither of you can really maneuver much, so you get down to the only business you can.

What you've trained for.

What you've LIVED for.

BOUNCING.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:34 No.18874575 CRAZY IVAN GTFO!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:35 No.18874579 >>18874563 You think this is a motherfucking game?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:35 No.18874581 >>18874571 We were a pilot We should be an ace... and aces know when to stop pressing the advantage.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:35 No.18874584 >>18874567 THAT IS A RISK WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE!

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)19:35 No.18874585 "Welp, that was fun Cupcakeski, I gotta go fly Tesla's deathtrap, now. Maybe we can finish this later. Ta!" This is what we need to do, now.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:35 No.18874586 >>18874571 Well attack from behind then, and respect >consequences. She'll never see it coming.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:35 No.18874588 >>18874574 YES YES YES

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:35 No.18874589 File: 1335483329.jpg-(151 KB, 500x376, itbegins2.jpg) >>18874574

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/26/12(Thu)19:35 No.18874591 >>18874574 Who wants to flip a coin?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:35 No.18874594 >>18874574 >WUSSYWILLIES Planefag confirmed for my grandma.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:35 No.18874596 >>18874581 What? Ace's are the worst pilots of them all.

>>	Starshadow 04/26/12(Thu)19:35 No.18874597 File: 1335483345.jpg-(193 KB, 600x617, 1334374445091.jpg) This thread needs more Cupcake.

>>	The_Piano_Maker 04/26/12(Thu)19:35 No.18874601 File: 1335483359.jpg-(22 KB, 500x381, FUUUUUCK.jpg) >>18874574 "PULL UP CAPTAIN, PULL UP!!!" "I CAN'T, WE'RE TOO HEAVY!!! THERE'S TOO MUCH BOUNCE IN THE CARGO!!!"

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:36 No.18874602 File: 1335483361.gif-(2.11 MB, 320x221, 1330837893115.gif) >>18874574

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:36 No.18874603 File: 1335483361.jpg-(99 KB, 756x772, 1331001803257.jpg) >>18874569 MC is suppose to be abit more grown up from completely PILOT since last night....

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:36 No.18874604 >>18874574 OH BOY HERE WE GO.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:36 No.18874605 File: 1335483367.gif-(132 KB, 246x239, 1331573438918.gif) >>18874574

>>	Major Airlift 04/26/12(Thu)19:36 No.18874606 File: 1335483385.jpg-(37 KB, 500x666, 1334292466285.jpg) >>18874574 DOIT

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)19:36 No.18874608 >>18874574 I don't know what's happening any more.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:36 No.18874610 >>18874574 WELP. There goes that character development. Right back to square one.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:36 No.18874614 >>18874574 And you faggots wanted to break it off. Are you trying to rob us of the bounce?

>>	NotAWriteFag 04/26/12(Thu)19:36 No.18874617 >>18874574 Crazy Ivan, fuckers.

>>	Writefag 04/26/12(Thu)19:36 No.18874618 >>18874574 >>BOUNCING. THAT IS NOT THE KIND OF BOUNCING WE'VE GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:37 No.18874621 >>18874603 One night does not a smart person make.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:37 No.18874626 File: 1335483453.jpg-(179 KB, 717x670, 1331784796730.jpg) >>18874574 Dammit. We not gonna be able to explain our way out of this one now...

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:37 No.18874627 >>18874618 Or is it?

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/26/12(Thu)19:37 No.18874630 File: 1335483459.jpg-(195 KB, 500x730, 59b3896202a0b29ac70efe319628a5(...).jpg) >>18874574 ohboyherewego

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)19:37 No.18874631 File: 1335483460.jpg-(6 KB, 177x181, 1331950870570.jpg) >>18874574 The tears of the waifufags are delicious right now.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:37 No.18874632 File: 1335483462.jpg-(22 KB, 226x166, 3.jpg) >>18874610 >>18874603 I'm sorry the collective participants don't agree with your narrow interpretation of the character. Perhaps you should try another quest, perhaps one that attempts to be fine literature?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:37 No.18874633 >>18874518 No, but I wish I did. Ron Paul definitely gets all the ladies, he defends their right to take their pants off.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:37 No.18874634 >>18874621 Especially with such a specimen comprimising our military discipline.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:37 No.18874635 >>18874603 lol no. All that does is change his internal justifications for things a little. It wouldn't actually have any effect on his behavior.

>>	gnome gnome 04/26/12(Thu)19:37 No.18874638 >>18874610 >character development broke Must've used gnome powers on it.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)19:38 No.18874642
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>>18874574

Sometime later, you come to. From nearby, Waltrude's eyes lock onto yours.

Her fingers twitch.

Your eyebrows quaver as you hold back on blinking.

With a flash of deft fingers she makes her move. She favors Camel 100s, you, Lucky Strikes. Your lighters click to life at once, and soon your opposing smoke clouds attack each other and dissipate in a sad stalemate mid-kitchen.

God dammit. This bitch is good.

But not good enough.

>We need more firepower. CIGARS.
>Time to get classy with HUGE PIPES.
>The forbidden DOUBLE CIGARETTE TECHNIQUE.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:38 No.18874648 >>18874610 Waifuing doesn't count as character development, especially when it's done as poorly as it was with Minna.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:38 No.18874651 File: 1335483534.png-(116 KB, 353x500, 1331509077157.png) JIIIIIIIII~

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:38 No.18874652 >>18874632 Go back to MSQ We're supposed to be more than some fucking twat who's lead by the balls. This is a poor decision, and it will follow us for the rest of our quest.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:39 No.18874656 >>18874642 CIGARS CLASSY AND MORE POWERFUL

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:39 No.18874659 >The forbidden DOUBLE CIGARETTE TECHNIQUE.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:40 No.18874664 >CIGARS

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:40 No.18874665

>>18874652
>We're supposed to be more than some fucking twat who's lead by the balls.

Pilot, guided by Anon. You're fucking deluded.

>This is a poor decision, and it will follow us for the rest of our quest.

Not a single decision has followed us for the rest of the quest.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/26/12(Thu)19:40 No.18874666 >>18874642 So...we fucked in front of the imotous?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:40 No.18874668 >>18874652 It's only a poor decision if you're a fucking Minnafag. And besides, this whole quest is based on acting recklessly. I think this is great, and fully in line with how MC should be acting.

>>	The_Piano_Maker 04/26/12(Thu)19:40 No.18874669 File: 1335483619.jpg-(53 KB, 548x396, SHAMFUR DISPRAY.jpg) >>18874642 We passed out?

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/26/12(Thu)19:40 No.18874672 >>18874642 Cigar time >>18874652 You also expect planefag to give a fuck, Rule number one of planefag, NO FUCKS EVER GIVEN

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:40 No.18874674 >>18874642 >Time to get classy with HUGE PIPES.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:40 No.18874675 >>18874666 Yes.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:40 No.18874678 >>18874642 >We need more firepower. CIGARS Go for it.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:40 No.18874679 >>18874635 Don't those justification affect basic choices and behaviour?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:41 No.18874682 File: 1335483665.jpg-(44 KB, 479x360, 1335222220564.jpg) >>18874642 The controls are broken. We're flying out of control. The only thing left to do is hit the big red button and hope for the best. ENGAGE MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:41 No.18874684 >>18874642 >The forbidden DOUBLE CIGARETTE TECHNIQUE. I don't know what that is, but let's go for it. >>18874666 Of course. We had to show Yoshika the proper technique.

>>	Major Airlift 04/26/12(Thu)19:41 No.18874686 File: 1335483673.jpg-(58 KB, 482x365, lrg_double_cig.jpg) >>18874642 >The forbidden DOUBLE CIGARETTE TECHNIQUE.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:41 No.18874688 >>18874665 > Pilot, guided by Anon Further than this. Teenager guided by anon.

>>	Writefag 04/26/12(Thu)19:41 No.18874689 >>18874648 Actually, I think the MC-Minna relationship is a marvelous example of an evolving tsundere relationship. Hell, I was a Trudefag at the beginning but the Minna path became so intriguing that I gradually shifted.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:41 No.18874690 >>18874668 Hey, I want to get the Minna end too but this was too hilarious not to do.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:41 No.18874696 >>18874642 You mentioned that Rommel left a bunch of crap here. Maybe take one of his fancy smokes?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:42 No.18874698 >>18874642 >>18874574 So... is this like... Masturbation? Or... What?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:42 No.18874699 >>18874642 >The forbidden DOUBLE CIGARETTE TECHNIQUE. Take hers.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:42 No.18874704 >>18874651 Go away, Minnapup.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:42 No.18874705 >The forbidden DOUBLE CIGARETTE TECHNIQUE.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:42 No.18874706 >>18874689 Same for me. MC is still tsundere, though.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:42 No.18874708 I wonder how planefag will make us pay for this.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/26/12(Thu)19:43 No.18874710 So...minna. Can read emotions, at a great distance. We just fucked while little girls were watching. In the kitchen. And /tg/ thought this was a good idea.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/26/12(Thu)19:43 No.18874713 >>18874642 Cigars. Everything is classier with cigars.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:43 No.18874717 >>18874689 >marvelous example of an evolving tsundere relationship That's not exactly a high standard, there. The whole thing was really cliche. I thought taking it in a romantic direction was a waste of what could have been done with it.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:43 No.18874719 >>18874710 Good? Since when do we choose good ideas?

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)19:43 No.18874720 >>18874696 It's the crap that was shoveled out of the hiding fridge. >>18874642 >We need more firepower. CIGARS.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:43 No.18874721 >>18874710 It wasn't? Still seems like a good idea to me.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:44 No.18874723 >>18874642 How about Double cigars?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:44 No.18874725 >>18874710 >good ideas Never heard of them.

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:44 No.18874729

>>18874689
As someone who's here for the trolling, Minna has basically won. Trude was...Well, there's an archetype for that. She's thrown in to the relationship to make it seem like there's a choice and there could be a harem/different ending, but unless the main dies (FF7) she's going to lose. See Aeris vs. Tifa, Rinoa vs. Quistis, and Ayeka vs. Ryoko for examples.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:44 No.18874732 >>18874710 Half of it didn't, half just wanted to fuck with the storyline.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:44 No.18874736 >>18874723 YOU FOOL! DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THAT CAN DO?

>>	Tofu 04/26/12(Thu)19:44 No.18874737 File: 1335483893.jpg-(27 KB, 640x360, charlie_sheen_cigs_360[1].jpg) Go all charlie sheen on this bitch's ass

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:45 No.18874739 Did we win yet? No. Cigar. Unfortunately we returned Rommel's lighter... >NIGHTMARE MODE >lean out door, call "NEXT!" >inb4 robin+allwitches leaning on door

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:45 No.18874745 >>18874723 It's too dangerous to use "that"!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:45 No.18874749 File: 1335483944.jpg-(15 KB, 618x407, 618px-JeanLucPicardFacepalm.jpg) >>18874710 Some of us tried. /tg/ is a marine wing...

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:45 No.18874750 File: 1335483944.jpg-(69 KB, 530x477, 1281518598732.jpg) >>18874723 ARE YOU CRAZY?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:45 No.18874751 >>18874732 I just wanted to get MC fucked, because I suspect wone of the HIDDEN MODIFIERS is his sexual frustration. Getting that down will lead to more clear-headed results in the future.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:46 No.18874760 >>18874642 Cigars.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:46 No.18874762 >>18874729 Exactly. That's a big part of what was so bad about the whole thing.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:46 No.18874763 >>18874751 > wone one. Fuck.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:46 No.18874771 Actually, y'know what, any change from single cigarette is admitting that we had been outmaneuvered or tied. >DO NOT UPGRADE SMOKES

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:47 No.18874774 >>18874710 Your idea of what constitutes a good idea isn't privileged, tripfag. If you don't like how the quest is going, stop reading.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:47 No.18874777 Are we playing relationship chicken now? Will we end up married with kids and grandkids and never get divorced and live into our 100th birthday because being the first to die of old age would count as a loss?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:47 No.18874780 Current SWQ Audience Factions: Anons along for a wild ride - Majority Waifufags - vocal minority Seriousfags - stubborn micronority

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:47 No.18874787 >Implying this isn't the epitome of casual sex

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:48 No.18874793 File: 1335484092.jpg-(242 KB, 800x578, 1333409399233.jpg) Well this quest has certainly taken a turn for the hilariously bad. I'm out.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:48 No.18874797 >>18874729 Won? MC and Minna just barely got on the road of trusting and opening up to each other. This is a massive breach of trust and in all likelyhood, shes gonna go back to being an ice queen once again once she finds out.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:48 No.18874799 >>18874777 I hope so. But we might have to move somewhere where polygamy is legal, since we still need to follow through with Eila as well.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:48 No.18874802 >>18874729 >railroading? In my quest? >>18874751 Works. ... >Where are we?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:48 No.18874804 >>18874751 So you decided that fucking some random girl is the best way for us to gain some levelheadedness?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:48 No.18874806 >>18874777 We already played a trial version with Eila, might as well download the full game.

>>	Writefag 04/26/12(Thu)19:49 No.18874813 >>MC watches her light up a cigerette. "Oh, you smoke? Sorry, don't date smokers." >>MC stands up, lights up his own cigerette and walks out the door.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:49 No.18874817 >>18874804 You'd be surprised at how often it works.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:49 No.18874820 >>18874813 >>MC stands up, lights up his own cigerette and walks out the door. This is most amusing

>>	The_Piano_Maker 04/26/12(Thu)19:49 No.18874822 File: 1335484186.jpg-(59 KB, 550x464, Waiting for OP.jpg) I'm laughing so hard right now. I'm also crying. I have no idea whats going on and its both hilarious and terrifying.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:50 No.18874826 >throw minna at some MPs to get away >go fuck some other girl Welp, so much for that relationship. Who's still available?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)19:50 No.18874829
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Fishing around in your shirt pocket, you locate your cigar and kind of mosey it towards your mouth, lighting it and closing the zippo with a deft flip of your hand. You put on your pants languidly, casually, matching Waltrude's pants-donning motions perfectly.

She smirks at you and... lights a second cigarette off her first, smoking with one in each hand, and getting her pants on by squirming her hips back and forth and back and -FUCK NO YOU DON'T BITCH.

You sliiide down the wall, letting the friction push your pants on, and highlight your payload as best as possible. Waltrude catches herself looking, and with a wicked look in her eye, lights a third cigarette.

You lock eyes with her. A fierce flash of fire passes between you.

Yes. Yes, you are a worthy foe.

BUT I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED.

And this is how, ten minutes later, Trude finds you and Waltrude staring each other down across the kitchen, fully dressed, with your mouths stuffed to capacity with smouldering cigs and cigars.

"... Gentlemen. What. The fuck. Are you doing."

>... yeah, not even going to try to answer that.
>Reply with smoke signals.
>Admit the tie.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:50 No.18874834 >>18874813 >date Are you implying this was anything but casual? "Date" wasn't even on the menu.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:50 No.18874837 >>18874710 Doesn't matter, had sex

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:50 No.18874842 >>18874780 More like: Anons along for a wild ride - vocal minority Anons just trying to enjoy the quest - majority

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:51 No.18874844 >>18874751 Thats not a good justification. Given 1/2 a day or even a few hours, once we find some time alone with Minna the bedroom olympics would have began.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:51 No.18874847 >>18874829 WE NEED A MENTLEGEN SHOOP DRAWFAGS >reply with smoke signals

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:51 No.18874848 >Reply with smoke signals.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:51 No.18874852 >>18874829 >Reply with smoke signals. >Reply with smoke signals. >Reply with smoke signals. >Reply with smoke signals. >Reply with smoke signals.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:51 No.18874854 >>18874829 >STEAL WALTRUDE'S PANTS AND RUN AROUND THE CASTLE WAVING THEM AROUND.

>>	The_Piano_Maker 04/26/12(Thu)19:51 No.18874857 File: 1335484305.jpg-(60 KB, 530x385, You don't understand.jpg) >>18874829 PLANEFAG, STOP TEASING ME WITH HER SIGHT STOP IT, PLEASE, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IF WE LOST HER, THEN LET ME DIE IN PEACE

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:51 No.18874858

>>18874797
I think that this might actually be good for Minna. It'd force her to get over her dead BF, which she desperately needs to do.

>>18874780
This. Remember, folks, this is the same quest with alligator Patton (or was it Rommel?) in the bath, Trude riding a white steed to the rescue, and Nopelium.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:51 No.18874859 >>18874829 > Admit the tie > with smoke signals

>>	Tofu 04/26/12(Thu)19:51 No.18874860 File: 1335484316.jpg-(156 KB, 800x668, nighttoremember[1].jpg) Fucking Gandalf this shit.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874862 File: 1335484324.jpg-(57 KB, 480x360, montecristono2.jpg) rolled 74 = 74 >CIGARS

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874864 >>18874829 Smoke curing some prime cuts of MEAT.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874865 >>18874829 >>18874829 >>18874829 DRAAAAAAAAAAWFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874866 >>18874857 Never give up. Never surrender.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874867 >>18874829 try and cram more cigs in our mouth

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874868 File: 1335484342.gif-(744 KB, 245x300, 1335397287349.gif) >reply with smoke signals

>>	Major Airlift 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874869 >>18874829 >Reply with smoke signals.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874870 I am disappointed in you /tg/. You missed a hilarious trolling opportunity just to get some tail.

>>	NotAWriteFag 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874871 >>18874829 >Smoke signals.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874874 >Smoke Signals PUFF PUUUUUUFF PUFF

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874875 File: 1335484354.jpg-(159 KB, 665x910, 1335315351559.jpg) >>18874829 "Nothing onee-chan~"

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874877 >>18874854 And if she wants them back we throw em at the biggest knot of Marines we can find!

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874878 >>18874829 >GENTLEMEN! We aren't even going to try. There is no rational explanation for this. And that is why we did it.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874879 >>18874829 >Reply with smoke signals.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874880 >>18874829 >... yeah, not even going to try to answer that. If she cannot understand the noble struggle between pilots, we don't need to explain it too her. SMOKE HARDER.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:52 No.18874881 >>18874829 NEVER ADMIT DEFEAT! Reply with smoke signals.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:53 No.18874887 >>18874870 We were hoping planefag would mirror Maid Quest and actually make it porn. Too much to ask anymore, I guess.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:53 No.18874888 >Reply with smoke signals. to >Admit the tie.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:53 No.18874889 >>18874858 Yes, us fucking another girl was a great way to improve our relationship.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)19:53 No.18874890 >>18874829 >... yeah, not even going to try to answer that.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:53 No.18874892 >>18874829 >Reply with smoke signals.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:53 No.18874893 File: 1335484417.jpg-(3 KB, 300x57, cigars.jpg) >>18874829 >your mouths stuffed to capacity with smouldering cigs and cigars >... Gentlemen I love you planefag. Also, >smoke signals

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:53 No.18874894 rolled 96 = 96 >Reply with smoke signals.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:53 No.18874898 >>18874870 >implying this isn't a better opportunity for trolling

>>	Starshadow 04/26/12(Thu)19:54 No.18874910 File: 1335484477.jpg-(82 KB, 625x1000, 1333846382268.jpg) >Reply with smoke signals. Blow a smoke ring and make lewd jestures with it.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:54 No.18874913 Man, sure is nice to be free of all the waifu drama now.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:55 No.18874915 >We blow a smoke ring >Cupcaksi blows a smoke ring THROUGH ours

>>	Tofu 04/26/12(Thu)19:55 No.18874916 File: 1335484530.jpg-(156 KB, 800x800, gentlemen[1].jpg) Another fine example of what MC looks like right now.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:56 No.18874921 >>18874913 I'd say the IC and OOC drama has only just begun...

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:56 No.18874923 >>18874913 Yeah, that saneness was annoying.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:56 No.18874926 >>18874913 Fucking liberating, ain't it?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:56 No.18874930 File: 1335484610.png-(27 KB, 750x600, 1301781272840.png) >>18874889 >>implying we don't LIVE FOR THE BOUNCE

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:56 No.18874933 >>18874915 We'd spend another ten minutes doing that.

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:56 No.18874935

You know, I've realizes what I miss most out of this quest. What it had at the beginning, and what vanished over time:

The Tech Shit. Learning about what a BOUNCE is, hearing the tech about our plane or discussion of how to fly or things like that. The things that told me that Planefag was a planefag, not just a guy with a trip.

Is there any chance to get those back, planefag? What sort of things do we need to aim for?

>>	NotAWriteFag 04/26/12(Thu)19:57 No.18874937 >>18874915 >We blow a Macross worthy missle storm through them both.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:57 No.18874944 >>18874935 Ah. We need a dose of /k/.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:57 No.18874945 >>18874889 Fuck our relationship. Minna only sees us as Kurt 2.0. Nothing healthy can come of that. >>18874913 God I fucking hope so.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:58 No.18874951 >>18874935 We need more combat. We've been on the ground too long. Time to kick more alium ass. Maybe Tesla's put guns on his thing by now.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:58 No.18874956 >>18874935 It just feels like we've lost that because planefag's been out for a while. Got nothing last week and before that was the adventures of N'oo'p.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:58 No.18874957 >>18874913 Not really. There's just nothing to say right now.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)19:59 No.18874959 >>18874945 >Fuck our relationship. Minna only sees us as Kurt 2.0. Nothing healthy can come of that. DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING. Look, I want MC to end with Minna, but that little heart to heart on the towers was just the beginning.

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/26/12(Thu)19:59 No.18874967 File: 1335484775.gif-(1.29 MB, 1081x571, 1335127816080.gif) >>18874935 just wait till we are back in the air

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:00 No.18874971 Inb4 planefag starting another waifu war again, just to troll us

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:00 No.18874973

>>18874956
No, I skipped the last week because it was tanks, not planes. It happened long before N'oo'p. I don't mind the relationship shit - moreso if he goes full Maid Quest Porn Writing on us, but I doubt it - but even our last battle vs. the Fitzgerald was lacking.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:01 No.18874980 >>18874971 He needs a resupply of tears. Doesn't get enough without his waifu wars.

>>	The_Piano_Maker 04/26/12(Thu)20:01 No.18874986 File: 1335484916.jpg-(44 KB, 546x369, I enjoy your tears.jpg) >>18874980 He's already taken all of mine... I have no more left to give...

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:01 No.18874987 File: 1335484918.jpg-(6 KB, 215x204, 6354354.jpg) >>18874973 WHAT!? HOW!?!

>>	Triphibian Atomiſool 04/26/12(Thu)20:01 No.18874988 File: 1335484919.png-(13 KB, 256x274, Jetsuit.png) So how do you make a more realistic striker? Ignore the wheels for now.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:02 No.18874992 >>18874980 Until all the waifufags are gone, and he starts feeding on you...

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:03 No.18875003 File: 1335485003.jpg-(2.03 MB, 3229x2479, substriker-drawfag.jpg) >>18874988 We put it underwater.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:03 No.18875004 >>18874987 Hard to say. I was just re-reading it yesterday and it didn't have the verve. It could just bet hat I was used to it by then, in which case WELP, guess I can't be satisfied anymore.

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:03 No.18875005
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>>18874959

>Minna spent the quest upset about being disloyal to Kurt
>manages to calm down enough to move on
>Anon sends MC spiraling into the ground because they couldn't keep their dicks in check.

Thats all cool right? It's all worth it for the bounce?

Forget the "Live for the others", "Be the big brother" "Earn some fucking respect"

Nah... just the bounce...

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:03 No.18875007 >>18874992 Jokes on him, I predicted this and had my tearducts removed months ago. I don't even have any jimmies to rustle.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:04 No.18875015 File: 1335485073.jpg-(33 KB, 300x300, 4f1e3e97a2e5159ecd251e6bf3e940(...).jpg) >>18875005 >Butthurt

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:04 No.18875017 >>18875007 Prove it. Go and ask for Minna's forgiveness.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:04 No.18875018 >>18875005 I don't see how what we did goes against any of that.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:05 No.18875023 >>18874988 So...the witches join the KKK?

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:05 No.18875027

>>18874988
Like this:
[STRIKER-----------------------[PROP]----]
...[WING]

The wing is moved up towards the legs and scaled down to about 1/4th, and about 3/4s of the plane from the nose is used for the actual body. Any stubs/etc. are merged together into the fuselage and is one coherent unit.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:05 No.18875030 >>18875023 Well, they already have wizards, after all.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)20:05 No.18875031
File: 1335485146.jpg-(44 KB, 700x700, 1331790654043.jpg)

You and Waltrude slooowly pan your heads towards a completely baffled Trude.

You process her query for several seconds, and finally, you can think of nothing that will explain this situation. So you reply with the only advice you can give.

Sucking in the smoke of five cigars and sixteen cigs, you savor the heady buzz of nicotine surging through your systems, and exhale it through your nose like a bull.

Puuuufffff. Puuuuufffff.

Puf.

Puuuuuuf.

Trude stares at you, completely baffled, and Waltrude cocks an eyebrow at you ever so subtly.

Puf.

Trude continues to stare.

Puuuuffff. Puuuufffff. The smoke stings your eyes, but the nicotine rush is oh so good.

Puf.

Puuuuuuf.

You watch the gears turning behind Trude's eyes as the message works its way through.

Then, ever so slowly, she turns and drifts out of there in a haze of cigarette smoke.

You and Waltrude match gazes, and with what little lip mobility isn't wrapped around those damn cigs, you grin like madmen.

>CHOICE A:
>Ditch the cigs, you like breathing.
>Stomp around pretending to be a dragon.

>CHOICE B:
>Find TESLA.
>Find the girls, and Robin.

>>	The_Piano_Maker 04/26/12(Thu)20:05 No.18875035 File: 1335485158.jpg-(213 KB, 960x720, A'IGHT NIGGAS.jpg) >>18875005 You forget how anon works, anon...

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:06 No.18875039 File: 1335485170.gif-(761 KB, 427x240, AdorableCossack.gif) >>18875015 Needs more ADORABLE COSSACK

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:06 No.18875040 >>18875017 I actually think it would be a good idea, and actually fit with the character development from before. So ok.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:06 No.18875042 >>18875007 Your jimmies were sent to a lab so they could be turned into an IMMORTAL, MASSIVE JIMMIE CELL LINE, fit for ETERNAL RUSTLING!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:06 No.18875047 >>18875031 FIND TESLA

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:06 No.18875048 Hahaha. The IRC is full of butthurt idiots and the drama is building. Join in and laugh at them: #SWQ irc.rizon.net

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:06 No.18875050 >Find the girls, and Robin.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:07 No.18875054 >Ditch the cigs, you like breathing. Find girls and Robin.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)20:07 No.18875058 >>18875031 >Ditch the cigs, you like breathing. >>CHOICE B: >Find the girls, and Robin.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:07 No.18875059 >>18875031 TIME TO GO BE A DRAGON WHILE FLYING A SHARK PLANE BUILT BY NIKOLA MOTHERFUCKING TESLA.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:07 No.18875060 >>18875031 TESLA.

>>	VECTORED hipTHRUST Triphibian Atomiſool 04/26/12(Thu)20:07 No.18875061 >>18874935 Yeah, we need more tech shit. >>18875003 That's easymode, those little towing-submarine things already exist. I mean, I WANT something that will have ground, air, AND flight capabilities...but that requires a lot.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:07 No.18875062 >>18875031 >Option pretending to be a Dragon >On fucking /tg/ WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IS GOING TO HAPPEN PLANEFAG! HUH!?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:07 No.18875065 >>18875031 I reject your reality and substitute my own. >Find the girls and Robin while stomping around pretending to be a dragon.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:07 No.18875068 >>18875040 >Find the girls, and Robin.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)20:07 No.18875070
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>>18874935

That has been my absolute favorite part of the quest, watching /tg/, /tg/ of all people, (and /a/!) learn what a Bounce is, and such.

And no sooner do you post that then I make a post that only HAM radio operators are likely to understand entirely. Ahaha.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:07 No.18875071 >>18875031 >Tesla Option Why do you even need to ask?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:07 No.18875072 >>18875031 Find Robin. Patton gave her a new toy. That is never good. Oh, and look into assassinating Patton.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:07 No.18875074 >>18875031 Ditch the cigs, you like breathing. Find the girls, and Robin.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)20:08 No.18875078 File: 1335485285.gif-(14 KB, 450x450, science.gif) >>18875031 TESLA SCIENCE MUST HAPPEN!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:08 No.18875079 >>18875031 Tesla, I'm howling at the moon and sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon

>>	NotAWriteFag 04/26/12(Thu)20:08 No.18875082 >>18875065 I agree.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:08 No.18875083 >Ditch the cigs, you like breathing. >Find the girls, and Robin.

>>	The_Piano_Maker 04/26/12(Thu)20:08 No.18875084 File: 1335485308.jpg-(84 KB, 400x300, War sucks.jpg) >>18875031 Can we just leave Cupcake and go find a shower... I feel we need one to wash away the skank....

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:08 No.18875089 ditch the cigs and find the girls.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:09 No.18875090 >>18875070 I knew I liked you for a reason. Let's go find tesla! We need more real-life technobabble!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:09 No.18875091 >>18875031 >>Stomp around pretending to be a dragon. >Find TESLA. We just got laid, so now it's time to shoot some aliums.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:09 No.18875092 >>18875031 We've got a plane to fly!

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)20:09 No.18875094 Also, ala tech shit, prepare your god-damned anuses when you meet up with Tesla again. I did my homework on that.

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/26/12(Thu)20:09 No.18875095 File: 1335485354.png-(539 KB, 500x782, 1331781532515.png) >>18875031 >she tells minna

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:09 No.18875096 File: 1335485359.jpg-(150 KB, 650x622, 1318467714807.jpg) >>18875005

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:09 No.18875099 Did we just morse code with smoke or what?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:09 No.18875101 >>18875084 I am kind of sad that I actually agree. It's like a physical stain.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:10 No.18875106 >>18875070 >>18875099 Yeah, are there any radio folks here to explain that shit?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:10 No.18875109 >>18875031 Question: What did we signal?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:10 No.18875110 >>18875031 >Ditch the cigs, you like breathing. >Find the girls, and Robin.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:10 No.18875120 >>18875084 Now imagine you get that every time you have sex, and are expected to like it. Welcome to womanhood!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:10 No.18875121 >>18875094 Tesla it is, then. And let's keep the cigs. We can get Yoshika to fix our lungs later.

>>	ſool 04/26/12(Thu)20:11 No.18875123 >>18875070 You know, they removed the morse-code license requirement/option from HAM licenses several years ago.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:11 No.18875130 Maximum Tesla.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:11 No.18875132 >>18875031 Why can't we keep the cigs when we go talk with Tesla?

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)20:11 No.18875133 >>18875106 >>18875109 Here's a hint: it's morse code.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:11 No.18875137 >>18875031 >Ditch Cigs >Find Girls

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:12 No.18875141 >>18875048 Sorry, but I'm not into circlejerking.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:12 No.18875142 rolled 51 = 51 >CHOICE A: >Ditch the cigs, you like breathing. >CHOICE B: >Find TESLA.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:12 No.18875143 >>18875132 We can. You're supposed to choose one from A and one from B.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:12 No.18875145 >>18875109 Let's see: dash dash dot dash dot dash dash dot dash

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)20:12 No.18875146 File: 1335485560.png-(3 KB, 203x215, 1327466284413.png) >>18875123 are you fucking trolling

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:12 No.18875153 >>18875031 I want to change my vote to finding Robin. She doesn't seem to be hitting it off with lynette so we need to go problem fixing.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:13 No.18875155 Stomp around pretending to be a dragon while finding Tesla

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:13 No.18875163 >>18875031 A: Ditch the cigs, you like breathing. B: Find the girls, and Robin.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:13 No.18875166 >>18875133 Yeah, and what does Q-E-Q mean?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:14 No.18875170 >>18875109 >>18875106 >>18875145 QEQ.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:14 No.18875177 >>18875166 QQ more?

>>	Someone else. !!Qb2aRW+wCPO 04/26/12(Thu)20:14 No.18875180 That Morse is QEQ. What.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)20:15 No.18875182 >>18875166 ... FUCK, I totally forgot. It was supposed to be QEC. It's a q-code. www.kloth.net/radio/qcodes.php

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:15 No.18875190 >>18875182 you're getting rusty, old man!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:16 No.18875195 >>18875182 >May I CRAZY IVAN?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:16 No.18875197 >>18875182 >May I make a 180-degree turn and return down the runway? >You may make a 180-degree turn and return down the runway. So we told her to GTFO?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:16 No.18875199 >>18875182 > checks it oh, you snazzy motherfucker.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:16 No.18875201 >>18875182 >You may make a 180-degree turn and return down the runway. So we told her to get out?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:16 No.18875202 >>18875182 QEC: May I make a 180-degree turn and return down the runway?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:17 No.18875218 File: 1335485865.gif-(8 KB, 280x280, gtfo.gif) >>18875202 Yes, you may.

>>	ſool 04/26/12(Thu)20:18 No.18875225 >>18875146 Not even a little. FCC dropped it in 2007. I can't find a Q-code for QEQ.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/26/12(Thu)20:18 No.18875226 >>18875182 >QEC >Just turn around and walk away We are the classiest motherfucker in the valley

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:18 No.18875227 File: 1335485920.jpg-(3 KB, 300x57, image.jpg) >>18875218 After you, faggot.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:19 No.18875234 >>18875225 Because it was supposed to be QEC.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/26/12(Thu)20:20 No.18875245 >>18875133 "METEMET" ?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:20 No.18875249 >Dragon? >Robin? Just realized I never voted.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/26/12(Thu)20:20 No.18875256 QEK QAU

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:20 No.18875257 >>18875182 > QEC > not QEO you missed a perfect chance.

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:21 No.18875266

[19:19] <@MaulMachine> yeah, this was a bad decision through and through
[19:19] <+The_Piano_Maker> Pilot = Heartbreaker.
[19:19] <@MaulMachine> oh well
[19:19] <+The_Piano_Maker> Nothing new
[19:19] <@MaulMachine> i cast my vote, what's done is done
[19:19] <+Arch-Magos> Man. We need to stop thinking with our dick.
[19:20] <@MaulMachine> i just have to ignore my raging aspergers, which is currently so angry that it's twisting my stomach
[19:20] <+Arch-Magos> But it never will happen.
[19:20] <+Arch-Magos> MC is so boned.
[19:20] <@MaulMachine> like, I had to make excuses and leave dinner early, angry

IRC General

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:22 No.18875273 >>18875197 >>18875201 Is he trying to piss of the Trudefags now, too? I think he already got rid of most of them. He'll need a new source of tears soon.

>>	HAM-licensed ſool 04/26/12(Thu)20:22 No.18875275 Since I forgot... >>18875031 >breathing >robin >>18875202 Actually, since we're ANSWERING, it's "You may." not "May I?"

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:22 No.18875279 >>18875266 [19:21] <+The_Piano_Maker> Alright, time to Abort. Oddball, I'll see you later. When are you thinking about starting the next tankwitch thread?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:22 No.18875281 >>18875266 Autism General, you guys are fags.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:22 No.18875282 File: 1335486160.png-(3 KB, 212x166, 1327634081105.png) >>18875266 Choke on a thousand dicks.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:23 No.18875289 >>18875279 [19:22] <Zanraptora> >Look at me! I'm so cool I post IRC logs! [19:22] <Zanraptora> Seriously? [19:22] <+Arch-Magos> Who the fuck did that? SUPAR SEKRIT KLUB

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:23 No.18875290 >>18875266 Circlejerking and autism General? Cool.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:23 No.18875295 File: 1335486198.png-(153 KB, 769x595, Looks_Like_a_Badass.png) >>18875266

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)20:23 No.18875297
File: 1335486211.png-(783 KB, 844x973, 1302975491025.png)

You storm out of the kitchen in a cloud of arcid cigarette ash, smoke pouring from your nostrils like a Chinese dragon. Down the hallways you rage, stomping about with dramatic motions.

As you approach the side-entrance to the hangar, you hear the squeak of shoe-rubber on concrete.

AN OPENING.

"WHARRRRRRRRRR" you roar horsely as you inhale - a tough trick you learned while trying to scream as a faulty Oxygen mask tried to suffocate you back in training. Sucking through your mouth, you force the medley of tobacco products to glow with fierce embers as eddying smoke swirls 'round your nostrils. You spin wildly, hands held out in exaggerated claws, but all you see is the flying coat-tails of Luuchini's uniform jacket as she gets the fuck OUT.

Mess with the best, bug out like the rest.

Pasta-sucking strumpet.

You storm into the hangar, roaring and puffing smoke. Engineers handling barrels of fuel, wiping hands on oil-soaked rags, and handling crates of bullets take one look at you and reach for heavy bludgeoning objects.

"WHARAHARARHRARR" you reply, drawing your pistol.

The hangar resounds with the clangs of dropped wrenches as thirty engineers decide you're not faking being bug-fuck insane.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:23 No.18875299 >>18875266 Yeah, most of the active people in there are fucking raging about how stupid everyone else is. It's hilarious.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:23 No.18875304 >>18875289 Stay mad Zanraptora.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:24 No.18875314 >>18875297 Ahahahaha, oh wow.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:24 No.18875315 >>18875297 What DID Zucchini ever do to us, anyway? Also OH BOY HERE WE GO.

>>	planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)20:24 No.18875316 >>18875257 huehue I almost used "my landing gear is down." Didn't think of that one.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:24 No.18875317 >>18875297 Oh god

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:25 No.18875331 >>18875315 Be a really loud and annoying twelve year old.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:25 No.18875332 >>18875299 I seriously do not care. People bitch about waifu fags being intolerable, but I find the worst to be Panzer and his group of circle jerkers.

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:25 No.18875336

>>18875299
>>18875290
>>18875282
>>18875281

To be fair, the IRC's current topic is:

Butthurt General (Perrinefags are winning (And Sanyan~fags)) | The Flying Thigh Highs (VGTG) | Discuss in the thread when it's up~ | Who's who of the Witches http://tofusaur.us/witches.jpg | >>18874020

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/26/12(Thu)20:26 No.18875345 >>18875297 WE DRAGON NOW

Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)20:26 No.18875350

>>18875289
SEKRIT KLUB?
HA HA HA No.
Its mostly just World of Tanks.
Seriously.
And Crix dumping porn.

Also, I'm more suprised someone did it than anything else.
If you wanted to, you could just pop in and take a look. No secret cabal here guys.

>>	Oddball !mYedictMKA 04/26/12(Thu)20:26 No.18875352 File: 1335486401.jpg-(244 KB, 425x617, 1264109382173.jpg) >>18875304 Cut it out with those negative waves man

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:26 No.18875357 >>18875332 >Dont care >Complain Inigomontoya.jpg

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:26 No.18875358 >>18875297 >Engineers handling barrels of fuel >MC being a dragon This will end well.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:27 No.18875359 File: 1335486420.jpg-(35 KB, 150x150, shirou.jpg) >>18875316 >my landing gear is down

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:27 No.18875363 >>18875331 She hasn't done it at us, as I understand it.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:27 No.18875366 >>18875332 Personally, I find the trolls who want to disrupt every last ongoing storyline most annoying.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:27 No.18875370 >>18875357 Don't care about how assmad they can get.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:28 No.18875376 >>18875352 No, it's a silly thing to be mad about so he should stay mad about it.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:28 No.18875381 >>18875366 What? We _are_ the story. You can't interrupt us.

>>	zanraptora 04/26/12(Thu)20:29 No.18875392 >>18875376 Oh fucking boy. Drop it alright? Come piss me off in the IRC and leave it out of the fucking thread.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:29 No.18875393 >NEON DRAGON SAMURAI

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:29 No.18875395 >>18875297 Is this how SWQ ends? We explode because we walked into a room full of fuel and explosives while breathing fire? Is this MC's last bounce?

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)20:29 No.18875398
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>>18875297

Dragoning your way through the hangar in a growing haze of smoke, you try to breathe through your nose and get a little oxygen to keep going on. You reach the circular courtyard that serves Barin as a tarmac, where Tesla is standing in a crowd of white-coated scientists with sour expressions.

Tesla looks over at you, guestures imperiously, turns to his scientists - wait, snaps his head back to stare at you.

He blinks.

You stroll up to the group with your mouth stuffed with cigs, puffing away at them happily. You nod cordially to the scientists.

"You," says Tesla, "are just the kind of psycopathic sumbitch who would fly a shark-shaped floatyplane over a hydrofoil."

You nod in happy agreement.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)20:29 No.18875403 >>18875381 The plan was to show Cupcakeski who's boss. That didn't happen.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:29 No.18875406 >>18875392 No, stay angry over for your silly reasons. It's amusing.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:30 No.18875407 >>18875398 LET'S DO THIS SHIT.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:30 No.18875411 File: 1335486616.png-(20 KB, 525x562, face_fucker.png) >>18875392

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:30 No.18875417 >>18875363 At this point, the only people left in the thread are the biggest jerks here. So her being a 12 year old is a capital offense.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:30 No.18875420 >>18875366 Dude, we've been throwing plotpoints aside like fucking candy wrappers since the very start. >>18875403 That is what we did. MC simply wasn't capable of besting her, so it ended in a draw.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:30 No.18875422 >>18875398 The Dragon FLIES!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:30 No.18875424 >>18875398 >"You," says Tesla, "are just the kind of psycopathic sumbitch who would fly a shark-shaped floatyplane over a hydrofoil." YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:31 No.18875435 >>18875398 FUCK YES.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:31 No.18875437 File: 1335486680.jpg-(132 KB, 960x720, 1335378611338.jpg) >>18875398 LET'S DO THIS.

>>	ſool 04/26/12(Thu)20:31 No.18875438 >Finally, effective on February 23, 2007 the FCC eliminated the Morse code proficiency requirements from all amateur radio licenses.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)20:31 No.18875439 >>18875315 She was there, that's all.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)20:31 No.18875441 File: 1335486692.jpg-(6 KB, 225x224, 1323488553806.jpg) >>18875398 Time to GO FAST!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:31 No.18875442 File: 1335486692.jpg-(63 KB, 416x450, 1334370476556.jpg) >>18875398 THIS IS IT!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:31 No.18875443 >>18875403 Your interpretation of "the plan" and what constitutes victory is not in accordance with the majority's. You should learn to deal with it or give no fucks.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:31 No.18875444 >>18875398 YES SHARKPLANE TIME

>>	Major Airlift 04/26/12(Thu)20:31 No.18875446 File: 1335486711.png-(1.72 MB, 1440x900, nooncomingtraffic.png) >>18875398 Let's do this.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:32 No.18875448 >>18875417 Butthurt IRC faggot detected

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:32 No.18875451 >>18875443 I disagree with that.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:32 No.18875452 >>18875417 Oh calm down. She was yelling loudly when we had a headache, so we curse her name. It's a joke.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:32 No.18875453 >>18875451 And that's why you're butthurt. I just explained this.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:33 No.18875458 >>18875452 Don't forget the smelling salts

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:33 No.18875460 File: 1335486789.gif-(174 KB, 299x240, Skeleton-Chopper.gif) We should get a balaclave, paint a skeleton's jaws on it, and wear it while flying. Then make sure the martians get a decent look at us

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/26/12(Thu)20:33 No.18875461 File: 1335486800.png-(40 KB, 553x473, indeed.png) >>18875398 It is time.

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)20:33 No.18875463 >>18875443 The "majority" can go screw. I don't have to like MC suddenly being a dumb-ass again, but I can certainly deal with it.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:33 No.18875465 >>18875448 Ad hominem. Nice rebuttal.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:33 No.18875468 induring IRC vs. thread battle. The contest tonight is butthurt-off.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:33 No.18875470 We're going the skew the fuck out of the results. We'll make that flying metal deathtrap soar. It'll kill everyone else. ... THIS PLANE! IT WAS MADE FOR US!

>>	Panzerhexen !mYedictMKA 04/26/12(Thu)20:34 No.18875474 File: 1335486845.gif-(2.1 MB, 325x190, 1328874145706.gif) Let's go fast planefag,

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:34 No.18875482 >>18875465 Rebuttal? Merely an observation, my dear sir. If you think that constitutes an argument, then so be it, I suppose...

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:34 No.18875484 >>18875470 Oh fuck this may not be such a great idea. Let's make it catch fire.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:34 No.18875491 >>18875463 Vote more then. >>18875468 Autistic circle jerkers or aspie retards incapable of advancing a plot.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)20:35 No.18875499

>>18875398

Tesla whirls on his compatriots. "I MUST GIVE..."

"...."

You look sidelong at the scientists, who roll their eyes wearily.

You puff a little more smoke at Tesla, trying to sting his eyes or interrupt his dramatic... dramaticer.... extremely dramatic pause, but he holds it flawlessly.

"THE DEMONSTRATION!" Tesla finishes, clapping his hands together. "Now, you simpleton fucks who'd call yourself Doctors. I require.... hmm..." Tesla muses. "I require a horizontal rectilinear plane surface..." he flutters his fingers in the air to delineate the object, "supported by four vertical columnar supports. Can you geniuses supply such a device?"

".... a table?"

"NOT. JUST. ANY. TABLE," Tesla seethes. "It must be an ADVANCED table suitable for the task."

".... which is?"

Tesla clutches his head in absolute rage. "HOLDING THINGS! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK A TABLE DOES MORON, GOD FUCK."

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:35 No.18875504 >>18875403 Yes it did, we showed her whose boss. Our dick is boss.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:36 No.18875509 >>18875491 So, you samefaged to win the vote?

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/26/12(Thu)20:36 No.18875515 >>18875491 It is the battle of the century >>18875499 I like this man.

>>	Major Airlift 04/26/12(Thu)20:37 No.18875526 >>18875499 I'm liking Tesla more and more. And I already loved the fucker.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:37 No.18875530 >>18875499 I fucking love Tesla. He's like MC with less sex drive and focused on BOUNCE!ing reality instead of aliums. (Yes, BOUNCE!ing is the correct form of the word)

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:37 No.18875532 >>18875491 A pulsepounding contest of wit and strategy.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:37 No.18875534 >>18875499 Fuck Minna,Trude, AND cupcakski Im waifuing TESLA

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:37 No.18875535 >>18875509 Welcome to 4chan CYOAs. I'm not saying that's what happened, but if you don't think some people are doing it, you're deluded.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:37 No.18875538 >>18875509 I never vote, because I literally do not care about the action things here at all, and I can't be assed to write explanations about which waifu option to pick.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)20:37 No.18875539 >>18875499 I like Tesla already. He designs dangerous aircraft and has an ego the size of the Hindenburg. Face it, he's us in the next fifty or so years.

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/26/12(Thu)20:38 No.18875543 File: 1335487111.png-(161 KB, 451x292, MFTESLA.png) >>18875499 Tesla. Great character, or greatest character?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:38 No.18875547 >>18875539 >implying we live for more than a few more months We're speeding towards BAD END.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:40 No.18875563 File: 1335487210.png-(136 KB, 800x568, TeslaTheCelibateScientist.png) >>18875530 Tesla is nothing but MOTIVATION.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:40 No.18875580 >>18875547 Months? We'll be dead before the week is out.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:41 No.18875586 >>18875547 Pilot. Speeding towards a BAD END is almost literally our job description.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:41 No.18875587 >>18875563 So much SWAG

>>	ſool 04/26/12(Thu)20:41 No.18875588 >>18875499 >continue smoke signals at Tesla --.- .--- .... ..---

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)20:41 No.18875590 >>18875543 Greatest character. Until N'oo'p gets a mech and joins us. Then he's still the best, but a little downgraded.

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:41 No.18875592

>>18875499
Tesla is awesome. But I just realized something. We never actually called her Cupcakeski. I mean, unless we yelled it out as we came, or something. The next time we see her we definitely need to do that, especially since it could be seen as a pet name we're giving our new lover. We just have to follow up with Croissantski, Creme Bruleski, etc.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:42 No.18875593 >>18875580 and then we will fuck death, and become the new reaper. and ye shall know us by our true name. Razgriz

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:42 No.18875595 File: 1335487334.png-(567 KB, 800x598, marconism.png) >>18875543 Greatest Character! Also, I kind of what to see what REVENGE gnome!Tesla gets on his enemies.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:42 No.18875605 >>18875593 Nope. We'll just be dead.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:42 No.18875606 >>18875586 Not anymore. Whos gonna look after our sister if we bite it?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:43 No.18875609 >>18875606 Tesla.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:43 No.18875613 >>18875606 We're not bothering with that anymore.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:43 No.18875614 >>18875609 >tesla >not trude taking our sister

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:44 No.18875621 >>18875609 >spin off quest of Cupcake and Tesla attempting to care for Robin

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:44 No.18875624 File: 1335487458.jpg-(70 KB, 523x367, 1270793967261.jpg) >>18875609 >Celibate mad scientist watching over our little sister

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:44 No.18875632 >>18875609 >implying Tesla would deign to give a fuck about the sister of an incompetent fool who couldn't even fly his prototype properly.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:44 No.18875634 >>18875621 The wackiest shenanigans ever to occur.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:44 No.18875635 >>18875593 The demon of Razgriz Straits would like to slumber a bit longer thank you very much.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:45 No.18875638 >>18875614 I'd rather Robin die while flying a fucking shark plane that get molested in her sleep.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:45 No.18875642 File: 1335487517.jpg-(10 KB, 336x150, images.jpg) >>18875613 What.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:45 No.18875645 >>18875624 Dude, it's better than a NON celibate mad scientist looking after our sister. I know how that ends... tentacles.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:45 No.18875646 >>18875586 That is exactly the kind of short-sighted, selfish, downright stupid mentality that MC recognized as a terrible role model for Robin to follow. Because she's going to do her best to emulate MC, and it's going to get her killed.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:45 No.18875647 >>18875613 >not bothering to look after our little sister who is in a combat zone and will be fighting on the front lines I guarantee you, the instant we hear her on the radio asking for help we will be there in a fucking flash

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:46 No.18875656 >>18875645 >Tentacles You mean bodyswapping, right?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:46 No.18875659 And so MC's last bit of characterization was striped away, and he became another faceless pilot, ready to die in the background of the next scene.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:46 No.18875667 >>18875659 If you want to be butthurt, get to the IRC.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:47 No.18875672 >>18875659 >crying about things that haven't happened

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:47 No.18875673 >>18875647 >>18875646 If she dies, she dies. Law of the skies and life of the pilot. She wants to be us, she gets the whole package deal.

>>	Writefag 04/26/12(Thu)20:47 No.18875681 File: 1335487665.gif-(933 KB, 320x180, 1327820035872.gif) >>18875606 Waltrud, of course. >>Cupcakeski's face when she gets to console the grieving sister.

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:48 No.18875692

>>18875642
>>18875647
To be fair, we haven't talked to Robin since we found out she was a witch, and we didn't exactly react how she was expecting. We tried to find her before, but we couldn't get away from Minna. Since then, we've just chosen to do other things.
It's not very responsible of us to leave her in the lurch like that, especially since she might think we hate her or something.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:48 No.18875694 >>18875647 Only if it is appropriate to the mission. Of course we'll get lots of "character development" then when we have to weigh the mission's success against our sister.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:49 No.18875702 File: 1335487757.jpg-(80 KB, 688x547, 1328145643157.jpg) >>18875673 That goes against every fucking scene we've had concerning OR mentioning her.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:49 No.18875714 >>18875702 Pilot.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:50 No.18875719 >>18875702 Yes, but as >>18875692 noted, we've sort of ignored her since then, so it's kind of hard to know what to make of it.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:50 No.18875720 >>18875702 You are trying to apply logic to someone who is not logical.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:50 No.18875721 >>18875702 I'm pretty sure the guy's just trolling. Anyone who's followed this even halfway knows it would be completely out of MC's character to disregard his sister.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:50 No.18875722 >>18875714 big bro> pilot

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)20:50 No.18875723 >>18875659 HA! You have lost faith in planefag. PRAISE BE PLANEFAG! ALL GLORY TO HIM! HE WHO GUIDES US THROUGH THE SHADOW OF THE VALLEY OF WAIFUS SO THAT WE SHALL FEAR NO WAIFUFAGS FOR WE ARE A PILOT AND GIVE NO FUCKS.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:50 No.18875724 >>18875714 Brother.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:50 No.18875730 >>18875714 Concerned brother who nearly had a breakdown when he discovered she was a witch

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:51 No.18875733 File: 1335487860.png-(520 KB, 513x647, 132378519562.png) We're a Pilot But we're also Big Brother to the younger witches and our sister

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:51 No.18875738 >>18875714 Brother before Pilot.

>>	Painfag 04/26/12(Thu)20:51 No.18875741 File: 1335487902.jpg-(260 KB, 606x627, 1212437904112.jpg) NEXT TIME, ON SKY GIRLS: FANCY VIC VIPER PILOT SAME BAT TIME, SAME BAT PLACE

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:51 No.18875745 >>18875733 Which is why we need to fly this sharkplane then find Robin and WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PILLOW FORT PLANEFAG?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:52 No.18875751 >>18875741 stop that.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:52 No.18875752 File: 1335487954.png-(458 KB, 1028x885, 1334377995205.png) >>18875741 Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)20:52 No.18875754
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>>18875499

A few minutes after the scientists drag away one of their number, frothing at the mouth with sheer, unrestrained murderlust, a table is provided. From several heavy cases, Tesla produces a strange assortment of objects. To a heavy-duty extension cable lying nearby he hooks leads, and soon these are placed near a queer little metal triangle Tesla has set on the table. The triangle has a post at each corner made of balsa wood, with a thin little wire ringing the top.

"This is complex in theory, but childishly simple in application," Tesla tells you. "When current is passed through that wire, it ionizes the air particles, effectively turning it into a plasma - like flame. You follow?"

You nod. You loved to muck with radios as a kid, so you can follow him this far, at least.

"The ionized air - plasma - conducts electricity. Naturally, the electricity in the charged object wants to flow through that to the neutrally-charged air, to ground itself."

You nod, understanding the principle of grounding. "Flows through the air..."

"Like lightning!" Tesla tells you. "Lightning works the same way, only incredibly swiftly! If we were to pump a lot more voltage though this simple model, the region of ionzied air would extend to something conductive enough to serve as a ground, and the electricity would arc between them. Lightning."

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:52 No.18875755 File: 1335487958.jpg-(20 KB, 350x452, 1335228267075.jpg) >>18875741

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:52 No.18875756 >>18875741 Something's not quite right here...

>>	Pranefag !mYedictMKA 04/26/12(Thu)20:52 No.18875760 File: 1335487972.jpg-(325 KB, 1920x1080, 1328849047411.jpg) >>18875741 NEXT TIME ON BUTTHURTWITCHES...

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:53 No.18875762 >>18875741 THAT FAG IS A BLOODY SPY!

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)20:53 No.18875763 File: 1335487994.png-(147 KB, 450x338, 1328663184920.png) >>18875745 Good point. We need to make one at some point.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:53 No.18875769 >>18875754 WE HOVERCRAFT NOW

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:54 No.18875780 >>18875754 >/tg/ >/a/ >/k/ >Inb4 /sci/

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:54 No.18875785 File: 1335488078.jpg-(133 KB, 500x708, 1212438100044.jpg) >>18875762 >>18875760 >>18875756 >>18875755 >>18875752 >>18875751 What's wrong?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:55 No.18875793 >>18875754 This had better end with the sharkplane having a weaponised tesla coil.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:55 No.18875795 Feed the lacrimovores

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:55 No.18875805 >>18875795 Get out of here mote

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:57 No.18875832 File: 1335488279.jpg-(11 KB, 300x225, 937482-195913_einstein_large_s(...).jpg) whats next? Einstein builds a chronoshpere?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:58 No.18875836 >>18875754 Wait, so we'll literally be flying a plane POWERED BY LIGHTNING? YES

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)20:59 No.18875848 >>18875836 Yea, that won't show up on the Martians radio-o-trons at all.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)21:00 No.18875851
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>>18875754

"NOW OBSERVE!" Tesla hooks the little triangle up to power, and slowly, the itty bitty thing floats free, dangling on a thin thread tied to a washer, serving as an anchor.

Holding your smouldering cigarettes and cigars in your hands, you lean over the thing, peering at it curiously. "How the..."

"It's like convection, except not, except yes, except no, fuck it," Tesla says, flapping his hands dramatically. "In any case, the generation of plasma creates a plasma wind as the ionized air wants to flow away because of SCIENCE."

"And...." you blink. "Is this how the Martians power their craft?"

Tesla slaps his hands together. "BRAVO! I'm almost kind of positive it's not how they don't!"

You muse on that, too lost in thought to care that Tesla's fucking batshit insane. If they could vector that plasma... duct it... it'd explain a lot about why Martian craft seem to move subtly wrong, sometimes. How they kind of slide and drift in ways aircraft just shouldn't.

Hmm.

"The point is," Tesla says, "My shark-shaped plane surfs through the air on electric fire, and I want you to fly it."

>LETS DO THIS NOW
>Let's do this later
>Let's get the fuck away from this dude

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:00 No.18875853 Wow, it's dead in here.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:00 No.18875854 >>18875848 Target Mode Always On

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:00 No.18875856 >>18875836 >electricmotor.jpg

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:00 No.18875860 >>18875851 >>Let's get the fuck away from this dude

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:00 No.18875862 Guys. Guys. We're missing something very important here. How many crew does this plane require?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:01 No.18875864 >>18875851 >LETS DO THIS NOW

>>	NotAWriteFag 04/26/12(Thu)21:01 No.18875865 >>18875851 Right. Fucking. Now.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:01 No.18875868 >>18875851 NOW DO IT NOW

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:01 No.18875870 >>18875851 >Let's get the fuck away from this dude Yeah, NOOOOPE

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/26/12(Thu)21:01 No.18875871 >>18875851 LETS DO THIS NOW, INEVITABLY END UP IN OUR HOSPITAL BED AND HAVE OUR SISTER COME TO US

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:01 No.18875872 >>18875851 >LETS DO THIS NOW SHARK PLANE!

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)21:01 No.18875875 >>18875851 Lets do this later. After we strap Chuck into this thing.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:01 No.18875876 >>18875862 ! THIS BY THOR. THIS

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:01 No.18875878 >>18875851 DRAGON MUST TAKE FLIGHT WE DO THIS NOW

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:01 No.18875882 >>18875851 >Let's do this NOW. How often do we get to surf through the air on electric fire? You know the answer to that, NOT OFTEN ENOUGH!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:02 No.18875883 >>18875851 Do it now, bitch! Attach a gun to this shit and we're fly to Mars.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:02 No.18875884 >>18875851 >Let's do this later "Right now, I have to find my sister and clear the air with her, just on the off chance this explodes while I am flying it. After THAT, I can fly it, but do not call me a TEST PILOT ON PAIN OF DEATH

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:02 No.18875890 >>18875851 Take to the skies.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:02 No.18875891 >>18875851 >LETS DO THIS NOW >>18875862 Doesn't matter. They can watch us if they don't fit.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:03 No.18875893 >>18875851 >"The point is," Tesla says, "My shark-shaped plane surfs through the air on electric fire, and I want you to fly it." LET'S DO IT.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:03 No.18875894 >>18875851 >LETS DO THIS NOW

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:03 No.18875902 >>18875848 Theirs don't. Therefore... >>18875851 THRUST VECTORING FOREVER

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:03 No.18875907 File: 1335488635.jpg-(79 KB, 682x1023, 1GEDC3598.jpg) >>18875851 >THOR, ODIN'S SON! >PROTECTOR OF MANKIND! >RIDE TO MEET YOUR FATE! >YOUR DESTINY AWAITS!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:04 No.18875910 >>18875851 >LETS DO THIS NOW Off we go, into the wild blue yonder...

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:04 No.18875912 File: 1335488652.jpg-(7 KB, 252x197, 1334272704513s.jpg) while we wait for our lord plane lets watch some retardy http://www.theimperialterrastream.com/

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:04 No.18875915 >Let's get the fuck away from this dude Yeah nah.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:04 No.18875916 seconding >How many creW?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:04 No.18875918 >>18875851 CALLSIGN: THOR

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:05 No.18875922 >>18875851 >LETS DO THIS NOW Floaty shark plane go!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:05 No.18875926 File: 1335488715.jpg-(11 KB, 251x238, 1335229839240.jpg) LETS FLY THIS BITCH FOR FREEDOM!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:05 No.18875927 >>18875915 Why not?

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)21:05 No.18875936 >>18875918 No, no no. Call sign: THUNDERBIRD

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:06 No.18875938 File: 1335488764.gif-(2.83 MB, 480x270, 1335037895304.gif) >>18875851 >My shark-shaped plane surfs through the air on electric fire, and I want you to fly it. This is the closest thing I could find to a reaction image appropriate for this moment.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:06 No.18875941 >>18875910 Except instead of a box of thunder, it's a box of lightning.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:06 No.18875949 Sure, but lets put out the smoke, ok? We've been huffing on a mouthful of cigars for like 10 minutes, we're going to suffocate.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:07 No.18875952 >>18875927 One this 'plane' seems to be single seat fighter. No crew. No deal. And two...damn thing just sounds like a deathtrap.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:07 No.18875956 >>18875936 Come on. Martians? Lightning? There's only one possible callsign. THUNDERCHILD.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:07 No.18875958 File: 1335488832.jpg-(25 KB, 300x287, 1290807221535.jpg) >>18875938 >Pirates

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:07 No.18875959 >>18875936 >not MJOLNIRAPE

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:07 No.18875963 >>18875918 uguu maker

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:07 No.18875964 >>18875927 Do you hear that? It's the last bit of your sanity screaming at you not to strap yourself to a flying metal deathtrap.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:08 No.18875965 >>18875949 That's what Yoshika's for. She can fix our lungs when she fixes the rest of us after we crash this thing.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:08 No.18875971 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkjKQmjLLxY

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:08 No.18875972 >>18875964 Pilot. That little voice died out a long time ago.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:08 No.18875976 >>18875964 >your sanity Our what now?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:09 No.18875978 File: 1335488949.jpg-(873 KB, 1000x1000, 936ae1e3c62faaac0b96e3314e267b(...).jpg) Fuck you guys. Callsign: Sparky

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:09 No.18875983

>be minnafag
>arrive late

I just...

Man, she's gonna find out and she'll be all "I should've known better. I thought you could be mature, I thought we could find something. But no, you're just an impulsive self-centered asshole. Kurt was ten times the man you are."

And then we lose Minna route, Trude route is closed, and Cupcakeski route has already been finished because a quick fuck is all she does.

We've got nothing.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:09 No.18875989 >>18875964 >flying metal deathtrap Like the Widow, and pretty much every plane ever? That's sort of our job description. Besides, Cupcakeski's probably never flown a shark plane before, so it's another way to one up her.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:09 No.18875990 >>18875851 >Let's do this later We still need to find Robin first.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:09 No.18875993 >>18875983 Go home, waifufag

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:10 No.18875994 >>18875983 >We've got nothing. On the contrary, we've got a sharkplane to surf on electric fire.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/26/12(Thu)21:10 No.18875997 >>18875971 I believe we have a winner

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:10 No.18876000 >>18875983 >route Are we a railway engineer? No. We are a PILOT.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:11 No.18876010 >>18875983 >We've got nothing. >implying that's a bad thing I don't know when waifuing became acceptable behavior, but I'd be glad to see it end.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:11 No.18876011 Recall that Tesla was a cunt and a half to our little sister Yoshi. We should have nothing to do with him. Let's set on that pillow fort.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:12 No.18876023 >>18875983 You best just be quiet until the trolls finish their victory dance. On MC's grave, after they get him killed.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:12 No.18876024 >>18876011 He was nicer to her than he is to his gaggle of scientists.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:12 No.18876029 >>18876011 What? When? And unless the pillow fort flies on plasma wind stuff, I'm not interested.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:12 No.18876031 >>18876011 We can always push it to far and damage his precious prototype beyond repair. That's assuming he hasn't talked to Marv of course.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:12 No.18876036 >>18874574 ...guys, I just realized something. I think Yoshika tried to follow our lead and got rejected hardcore.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:13 No.18876040 >Get Tesla to help build pillow fort >Pillow castle >Tesla coils and Lightning rods everywhere

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:13 No.18876041 >>18876023 Cry more, minnafag. MC's been doing crazy stuff like this for the whole quest. Just because you don't like it this time doesn't mean it's the end of the world.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:13 No.18876042 >>18876023 Butthurt faggot detected.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:13 No.18876043 Let's fucking do this.

>>	Tofu 04/26/12(Thu)21:13 No.18876045 Guys, I propose my idea for a call sign: Onii-chansama because we are the big brother protecting Bairn.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:14 No.18876056 >>18876045 Ochinchin-sama

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:14 No.18876057 >>18876036 Well, someone just tried to pull SOMETHING. Miiiight not've been her.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:14 No.18876059 >>18876045 A bit too much /a/, I dare say.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:14 No.18876060 File: 1335489293.png-(389 KB, 408x455, 1304826693294.png) >>18876036 We have failed...

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)21:14 No.18876061 File: 1335489295.jpg-(28 KB, 390x310, epicwin.jpg) >>18876036 Oh my god. I didn't notice that.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:15 No.18876068 >>18876036 Aw shit.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:15 No.18876070 >>18876057 Or that was our pants hitting someone in the face.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:15 No.18876075 >>18876036 Oh, huh. Well, we can deal with it after we fly the plasma shark.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:15 No.18876076 >>18876045 That doesn't make sense, we're american pig disgusting.

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)21:15 No.18876077
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You spend the next few hours with Tesla and some ground crew going over an intensive crash-course training. You gather from all assembled that it's the craft's first real test, so it's just going to be a short hop.

Perhaps right into the Channel, so they cram a Mae West onto you as well.

Finally, you sling yourself into the cockpit and close your eyes to begin familiarizing yourself with the equipment. It's surprisingly sparse - just enough instruments to take sharkplane around the block. Instead of engine instruments, you've got all sorts of dials showing electrical information.

"I can't, even, uh."

"Let me handle that," Tesla says from behind you.

"What!?" You turn to stare at the mad scientist in the rear cockpit. He wiggles his fingers exaggeratedly and cracks his knuckles. "When this bitch hits eight-eight jigawatts," he says confidently, "you're gonna see some serious shit."

You look out down the runway rather nervously. "Do we have to do this on a runway surrounded by water?"

"Saltwater is more conductive, and the saltwater moisture in the air makes this a perfect testing zone. Now cease your tear-duct lamentations, o female genitalia replica."

You sigh, shrug, and fire up the gasoline powerplant that generates power for ion-lightning-boosterthangs.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:16 No.18876079 File: 1335489360.gif-(2.73 MB, 240x135, Sipofcourage.gif) >>18876036 Oh brother

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:16 No.18876086
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>>18875983
All right, why don't we make a deal?
You and all the defeatists go try to crap together a Cupcakeski route.
I'll attempt a rallying cry to get the Trudefag team members to assemble for takeoff because I have a problem with giving up like some kind of little faggot.
For the glory of our waifu.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:17 No.18876094 >>18876077 >gas plant Good luck getting off the ground with so little power

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:18 No.18876110 >>18876077 HE JUST KEEP GETTING MORE AWESOME

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)21:18 No.18876112 >>18876077 TIME TRAVEL HO!

>>	Omega !Q7t.srvWZ6 04/26/12(Thu)21:19 No.18876119 >>18876077 >Now cease your tear-duct lamentations, o female genitalia replica." MY SIDES.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:19 No.18876123 File: 1335489567.jpg-(553 KB, 889x670, cd414a7b1038306ef8b9719c1be55d(...).jpg) >>18876077 Time to see what the electric bounce-steed can do.

>>	Major Airlift 04/26/12(Thu)21:19 No.18876127 File: 1335489581.jpg-(20 KB, 504x432, seriousshit.jpg) >>18876077 Here we go...

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/26/12(Thu)21:20 No.18876140 >>18876112 As long as we don't hit 88mph...

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:21 No.18876154 >>18876140 I'm pretty sure we won't take off unless we hit well above that.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:22 No.18876167 >>18876077 So we can use our gnome powers to make the plane run like crap right? There must be someway to bruise Telsa's ego. Maybe namedrop Edison somewhere.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:22 No.18876172 File: 1335489771.jpg-(42 KB, 533x378, p40troll.jpg) ITT

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:22 No.18876173 >"When this bitch hits eight-eight jigawatts," he says confidently, "you're gonna see some serious shit." So we're warping over to MSQ territory?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:25 No.18876204 >>18876077 >when this hits 88 jigawatts inb4 LAST TIME ON STRIKE WITCHES

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:25 No.18876206 I'm picturing SHARKPLANE as some sort of electric F-86

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)21:25 No.18876207
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>>18876077

The roar of the engine is somewhat muted, buried deep in the shark-shaped finny prototype, but the ion boosters are making an eerie kind of whuruffring whooshy noise that makes your hair stand on end. The craft is hard to get rolling, but within seconds it's accelerating like a mad bastard down the runway.

Then the shark literally LEAPS off the runway, and you howl with sheer, pure exhilaration.

"Just gave her a little more power! POWER!" Tesla crows from the back-seat.

And boy, does this bitch have power. The craft accelerates like a shark out of Barin, and the controls feel positively slippery. You try a few simple s-turns, very gentle, and the responsiveness is amazing - but treacherous.

"Feels like ice-skating!" you report.

"It should!" Tesla replies. "Ion generators on the wings create a slip-stream of lower drag over those surfaces!"

"Good god, do the aliens use that?"

"As if!" Tesla replies. "They don't know what I do. Then again, they've got the raw power output to ignore such subtleties; we've just got crude carbon-burning smokey shit!"

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:25 No.18876208 >>18876167 Why would we want to hurt Tesla's feelings by ruining probably one of the most potent revelations of the war (alium propulsion)?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:26 No.18876224 >>18876167 >hurting our husbando

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:27 No.18876228 >>18876207 >"As if!" Tesla replies. "They don't know what I do. Then again, they've got the raw power output to ignore such subtleties; we've just got crude carbon-burning smokey shit!" YES

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:27 No.18876231 File: 1335490029.jpg-(122 KB, 521x426, 1271699484157.jpg) >>18876207 We are drifting the plane. We are drifting. The plane.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:27 No.18876232 File: 1335490035.jpg-(23 KB, 300x376, he who controls the rings cont(...).jpg) >>18876207 >"As if!"

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:27 No.18876236 >>18876207 Now this is podracing.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:27 No.18876239 >>18876224 Whatever happened to the widow?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:27 No.18876244 >>18876207 Radio the tower, request flyby.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:28 No.18876245 Quick! Elope with our new electric waifu!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:28 No.18876251 >>18876239 Who cares?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:28 No.18876253 >>18876207 YEEESSSSSSS

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:28 No.18876254 >>18876239 Widow is our waifu. It's complicated.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)21:28 No.18876263 >>18876207 This just gave us some even footing. They can't outmaneuver us now. Time to see how much dakka this thing can dish out. Oh, and see if Tesla wants to make a Death Ray for this thing.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:29 No.18876281 >>18876263 This is so a super-plane, pilotable only by Gnomes. Gentlemen, welcome to our Striker.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:29 No.18876282 >>18876231 That's easy to do in a fighter. Start banking one direction, and then put the rudder full over so it starts turning that way, too. Viola, instant driftu. The Zero was renowned for this very tactic.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:30 No.18876285 >>18876245 Shark is a boy.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:31 No.18876310 File: 1335490304.jpg-(65 KB, 853x480, 1270243229510.jpg) >>18876245 Sure!

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)21:33 No.18876326
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>>18876207

You aim the sharkplane for the small British motor-torpedo boat waiting in the bay. As you watch, spray flies up from its hull and it, almost impossibly, lifts from the water. The concept of the underwater wing has been explained to you, but it's still fascinating to watch.

"We're besting two-fifty," you tell Tesla. "Sure this'll work?"

"Every second they keep up with is is good science! PUNCH IT!"

You punch it. The sharkplane hisses through the sky on its strange, slippery cushion of electric fire, and you arrow towards the hydrofoil boat sailing a parallel course beneath you. Lining up at the recommended height of one-fifty feet, you fly over the ship, gaining on it slowly.

"Sharkbait-one here, shark, you're doing fine!" the torpedo boat tells you. "Keep it coming!"

You glide the shark over the boat without problems, and just as you think this is going really, really well, there's something like a horrific thunderclap underneath your ass, and the radio is drowned in static.

Then the plane starts porpoising oddly, the kind of control oscillation that always, always precedes something very nasty.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:33 No.18876333 File: 1335490418.jpg-(42 KB, 487x700, 1332514143894.jpg) >>18876245 Ian wouldn't be very happy about that.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:34 No.18876343 >>18876326 HAMMER SWITCHES

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:34 No.18876348 >>18876326 DAMMIT TESLA. IF I WEREN'T A GNOME...

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:34 No.18876349 >>18876333 >dem hips

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:34 No.18876353 >>18876326 NEXT TIME, ON STRIKE WITCHES

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:34 No.18876354 >>18876326 PUNCH OUT

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)21:35 No.18876363 File: 1335490509.jpg-(3 KB, 126x121, 130979365717920110725-22047-1l(...).jpg) >>18876326 Oh no. This is not going well. If we start going down, bail. Bail as fast as possible. And tell Tesla to do the same thing.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:35 No.18876369 >>18876326 Quick, do something gnome!

>>	PRAIN HAS NO BRAKES Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:35 No.18876373 >>18876326 Hahaha fuck Tesla he's testing an anti-ionic-drive system while he's having us test the ionic motor and is in the plane

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:35 No.18876374 >>18876326 This is gonna hurt.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:35 No.18876376 >>18876326 DEAL W/ IT. Until Tesla says something's wrong, nothing's wrong.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:35 No.18876380 File: 1335490557.png-(48 KB, 356x316, 1327910576153.png) This is the part where Tesla informs us he had to remove the Ejector seats for more boosters

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:36 No.18876383 >>18876326 I suppose this is the serious shit Tesla was talking about.

>>	Writefag 04/26/12(Thu)21:36 No.18876386 >>18876333 Nobody loves Perrine. Not even her husbandu.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:36 No.18876393 >>18876326 ACTIVATE MANLY GNOME POWERS

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:37 No.18876404 File: 1335490676.jpg-(50 KB, 350x496, 13104354702.jpg) >>18876386 You shut your whore mouth

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:38 No.18876412 >>18876404 Maybe I will when Perrine shuts hers.

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)21:38 No.18876416 File: 1335490718.jpg-(39 KB, 704x696, 1331246838002.jpg) >>18876333

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:39 No.18876424 File: 1335490762.jpg-(122 KB, 556x600, mai_waifu.jpg) >>18876412

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:39 No.18876426 File: 1335490772.jpg-(173 KB, 650x863, 12431231.jpg)

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)21:39 No.18876430
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>>18876326

"MOST ASSUREDLY NOT KOSHER AND NOT BRILL, BRO," Tesla snarls from the back seat.

For a second, dramatic specters of your own demise are replaced by your absolute astonishment at Tesla's hip lingo.

"We're going to try and turn this whore around," Tesla tells you. "Keep us in the air until I do more science!"

And then the ship rattles as the ionic wind ceases to flow.

It's time to jazz it up.

>FIVE O'CLOCK JUMP?
>BILLIE'S BOUNCE?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:40 No.18876437 >>18876430 What the fuck do those things even mean?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:40 No.18876440 >>18876426 Took us long enough.

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/26/12(Thu)21:40 No.18876443 >>18876430 >BILLIE'S BOUNCE Do we ever do anything else?

>>	Major Airlift 04/26/12(Thu)21:41 No.18876448 >>18876430 Bouncing has never failed us before! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OUN9bftWbI

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:41 No.18876449 >>18876430 FIVE O'CLOCK JUMP?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:41 No.18876451 >>18876437 That is not cool or consumable by my friend Ezekiel, my friend.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:41 No.18876452 >>18876430 I don't know what either of those things are. But we're probably a bit low for any kind of bounce, so [x] JUMP

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:41 No.18876454 >>18876430 >FIVE O'CLOCK JUMP? I AM CHOOSING OPTIONS

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:41 No.18876455 >>18876430 I don't know what either of those would really entail, so I'm going to go with the default of BOUNCE.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:41 No.18876460 File: 1335490919.gif-(745 KB, 320x240, 1333138910926.gif) >>18876430 >Tesla freaking out NOTGOODNOTGOODNOTGOOD

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:41 No.18876461 >>18876430 I have no idea what is happening. So of course I'm gonna choose >BILLIE'S BOUNCE

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:42 No.18876468 BOUNCE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89xI44bwVSM&feature=related

planefag !!0ZviLFh59My 04/26/12(Thu)21:42 No.18876471
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>>18876437

You have lost power.

Your plane is shaped like a shark.

You're moving at 280 MPH at 150 feet, over the channel.

Do you opt to JUMP the shark by belly-surfing it with your still-operational surface-friction-reducing ionic generators or BOUNCE it off the water like a skipping stone?

>>	Tofu 04/26/12(Thu)21:43 No.18876473 As cool as it sounds, we still need to >BLUE'S BOUNCE save the FIVE O'CLOCK JUMP for later

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:43 No.18876477 >>18876430 >BILLIE'S BOUNCE If you're going to give us the choice to bounce, why even bother with other options?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:43 No.18876481 File: 1335491008.png-(148 KB, 270x304, 1334284683575.png) >>18876430 Shit. Just push some buttons or somethings. Help Tesla make science happen.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:43 No.18876484 >>18876471 BOUNCE ALWAYS BOUNCE

>>	αlpharius !yJOmegoN4Y 04/26/12(Thu)21:43 No.18876486 >>18876471 LATTER, MOTHER OF GOD, MAKE IT SO

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:43 No.18876487 >>18876471 JUMP THAT SHIT.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:44 No.18876492 >>18876471 Jumping sounds less painful.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:44 No.18876500 >>18876471 I still didn't understand the first one, so let's go with BOUNCE.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:44 No.18876501 >>18876430 >FIVE O'CLOCK JUMP

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:44 No.18876502 >>18876468 oh my god I love this heavy metal version of back to the future theme THIS IS THE MC'S THEME NOW!

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:46 No.18876525 >>18876500 Basically >skim surface like a boat >bounce off surface like a stone

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:46 No.18876530 >>18876471 BOUNCE WATER + ELECTRICITY = BAD

>>	Exabyte 04/26/12(Thu)21:46 No.18876533 I opt for JUMP THE SHARK

>>	!UdzMmUq0Oc 04/26/12(Thu)21:48 No.18876550 >>18876471 >>18876430 Let's fuckin SOAR. Which will require JUMPing

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:49 No.18876556 >>18876471 Man, that surfing thing sounds cool. That said, I'm not sure which jazz song to vote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phPrWuELCfs&feature=related or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpPehptG3yw

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:50 No.18876564 Jump

>>	Arch-Magos Winter !!GgQN8rJg+y8 04/26/12(Thu)21:50 No.18876566 >>18876430 Jump. Water + Plane + 200mph = DEATH.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:50 No.18876567 >>18876430 FIVE O'CLOCK JUMP

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:51 No.18876577 >>18876566 We're a gnome, and a pilot. We've got to bounce it.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:52 No.18876596 >>18876471 Jump the shark There is a problem with aircraft like this, same one as helicopters, if there are engine troubles it falls like a brick.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:53 No.18876602 Its a shark. We are cooler than the Fonz, since he isn't around until the 50s. We jump.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:53 No.18876606 >>18876326 >"Sharkbait-one here, shark, you're doing fine!" the torpedo boat tells you. "Keep it coming!" >Sharkbait-one SHARK BAIT HOO HA HA

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:53 No.18876609 >>18876606 slap

>>	Major Airlift 04/26/12(Thu)21:55 No.18876622 >>18876596 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autorotation_%28helicopter%29

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:56 No.18876640 Wow, just noticed we reached the 700+ post mark.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:57 No.18876648 File: 1335491849.jpg-(83 KB, 550x481, 1334851205102.jpg) BOUNCE THAT WATER LIKE IT'S YOUR GODDAM BITCH

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:57 No.18876649 >>18876640 Yep, gonna need a new thread any minute now.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)21:57 No.18876654 So...new thread. >>18876623

>>	Writefag 04/26/12(Thu)21:59 No.18876682 >>18876481 I don't know why, but that picture makes me envious of Sean. He gets all the Sakabroto loving.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:02 No.18876712 File: 1335492138.jpg-(100 KB, 490x600, 1333770891051.jpg) >>18876682 >Not Sakamoeto

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:04 No.18876753 >>18876682 I'm surprised more people didn't waifu for her. Though I still say we should have cockblocked Sean back when we told him about gnomes.

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:07 No.18876808

>>18876753
Well, the first Witch we had any real contact with was Minna, which I believe caused people to lock in on her. Heck if I know why. Something something first sight something tsun tsun something something making decision before thinking about options.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:10 No.18876863 >>18876808 Maybe. But Trude was the one we saved from the aliums at the start, and she was pretty tsundere herself at the beginning. I guess it's just one of those things.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:11 No.18876876 >>18876863 Right, but that wasn't real contact. That was >hey we're in a plane and we bailed you out halp plox

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:15 No.18876953 >>18876876 Well we talked more with Sakamoto than we did with Minna, at the start. But I was really just saying that as candidates for tsundere go, I'd have thought Trude more likely than Minna.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:17 No.18876975 Like we care.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:17 No.18876981 >>18876953 You kidding? Minna wanted to throw us out of the castle despite injuries. And has been a source of constant harassment for the longest time. Many much more times tsun than Trude.

Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:21 No.18877063

>>18876981
I think you're missing my point. Yes, Minna is the one who ended up being tsun, but I wouldn't have guess she would right at the start. Our contact with Minna was in passing, and purely adversarial, whereas with Trude, we saved her first, and then when we're introduced to everyone in the lounge she starts acting tsun when people mention that we saved her.
I'm not making a normative claim here. I'm just saying that making Trude the tsundere one would have been easy.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:24 No.18877121 >>18877063 Oh okay, I get you now. Yeah, I can see that. Speaking of, bit worrying so many people seem to have given up on that route. What in the world is it going to take to pull people on board?

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:28 No.18877181 >>18877121 The Trude route? A lot of her fans left when PF choo-choo'd into that last meeting with Minna. It seems like he might be making it easier to actually go talk to her now, but there might not be enough interest anymore.

>>	Anonymous 04/26/12(Thu)22:50 No.18877567 Point out the Big Wing that you just jumped the shark over.

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