rolled 73 = 73

Fuck yeah

WE ARE BUTLER, 100% PURE DAPPER AND SWAG.
These are the on-going chronicles of SWAGZILLA, nothing will stop his conquest of all the bitches.

>ARCHIVES HERE
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mahou%20Shounen%20Quest
-=-=-=-=-=-=-LAST TIME=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
You wake up in the middle of the night to thoughts of Naru.
You think of her being unable to live a life she never really had a chance to have.
She woke up, true, but you were unable to maintain her form, you just weren't powerful enough to do it.
You wish you could try it again, maybe you'd succeed this time.
But you know it's too late.
The Director has surely purged her by now.

Wrapping your arms around the girls, you close your eyes and try to go back to sleep.

Sleep will should allow you to forget these things if only for a little longer.

rolled 30 = 30

>>18849710
?????

>>18849717

Right in the goddamn heartstrings, the whole concept around her.

rolled 67 = 67

I think i need a new f5 button.

Nice, after this whole butthurt drama thing is over with, we should go to that misidentified potions shop and get a shit ton to mess around with and analyze to increase our potions pool. Also, take some time to read those books we got from the library.

Kraus, what were you working on? Tell us you did something to save Naru!

>>18849717
Züm Kraus! Sieg Sterben!

rolled 58 = 58

>>18849801
Indeed.

You wake up in your bed.
The morning light filtering in through your window.
You turn your head to your left and you see her there.
She's sitting in a chair playing with that stuffed toy you got her.

She looks at you and quickly stops what she was doing, ashamed of being caught in a vulnerable moment.
She blushes.
You smile at her.

>>18849801
Sounds like a good way to discover new and exciting permanent debilitations and instantaneous deaths. We should play with our own potions rather then someone else's misadventures.

+1 on the books though.

>>18849841
uh oh

>>18849841
Who is she?
Who are we?

>>18849850
I was more for the whole trying to analyze them ourselves and if we fail using Kraus to do it like we did with the genderchanging potion.

rolled 63 = 63

>>18849841
OH THE SUSPENSE!

Shittiest quest thread to clutter /tg/ and require a hiding to date.

rolled 82 = 82

>>18849874
I like how this guy watches every day, waiting for the thread to start so he can post.

Nothing on twitter...
Did Miko lose LG's login?
Or is this the third guy?

>>18849874
If you're already hiding it, why are you replying to bitch about it?

rolled 14 = 14

>>18849841
Soo, not done with the butthurt inducing posts? Most probably a dream.

I just realized, we just finished a training mission where we were asked what it would take to make us turn against the agency. Then right after we nearly do so at the drop of a hat (or bunny ears as it were)

>>18849914
>turning against the bureau
>pulling one person out of a pretty shitty 'verse
durr

What's with the call of cthulhu thread description in the archives?

>>18849914
that kinda being part of the point of advanced training: to see what kind of agents we'll make.

and don't forget guys, we've got live breathing women who require our attention: Perrine and Yuki. Kraus told us to trust him, we gotta let him handle it.

>>18849943
LG fucking with us through yet another medium

>>18849841
oh god, we got dragged back into the world where everything hates us...
fuck...

>>18849944
But was that Kraus?
Was he talking to us?

Daily reminder to GO UPVOTE THE THREADS IN THE ARCHIVE, FAGS because the anti-fun league keeps downvoting them.

>>18849914
wait, so the entire mission was based on the chick we tried to save?
fuck i knew i shouldn`t have left hhalfay through for something petty like sleep....

>>18850000
Who cares how many votes the threads have? What difference does it make? They're all positive.

My emotions are just too abused. I'm drained, LG.

Troll and tease all you want. I'm going to read with a blank face and a blank heart. I don't care anymore.

>>18849991
I'm sure it was Kraus.

>"HEY, YOU. FUCKING HEY. JUST HANG THE FUCK ON OKAY. I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. GO FUCKING SLEEP THERE A BIT WHILE I SORT SOME SHIT OUT."

>"I GOT THIS. FUCKING TRUST ME."

>>18850032
Every so often the archives are purged of the lowest-voted threads. If the downvoter gets the threads low enough, they'll be scrapped and we'll lose them forever.

"G-goodmorning desu~!" She says as she floats over to your bed, the stuffed kunkun now carefully propped-up on the desk.
"Good morning Sui. Did you sleep well?" YOu ask as you straighten out your hair.
"I don't sleep! I wait desu~"
----------------------------------------

As you take a shower in the 4th floor's communal baths, Suiseiseki talks to you through the mirror.
"Today's that medical test right? Doesnt that mean they'll find out desu~?"
"I... I know. But don't worry, I'll take care of it somehow."

>>18850081
Oh

>>18850081
OH FUCK. TRUDE WILL MURDER US BY THE DAY'S END

>>18850081
Good way of redirecting attention there.

>people start posting about a robo-maid
>LG comes up with convoluted, rage-fueled plan to give us one
>idgaf because there is only room in my heart for one robo-maid, and I know she is far beyond our reach
You'll get no tears from me over this, LG.
>>18850081
abortion.gif

>playing as Perrine

This is going to be awkward as fuck.

OR LG will reveal that she's not pregnant at all, but has some crazy illness or something, and that this entire time was a masterpiece of trolling.

LG if it's the latter, I'll give you a 10-minute mail to send your address to and I'll mail you a "Year's Best Troll" plaque.

>LG milks the fuck out of the Naru situation
>everyone forgets Perrine
>out of the simulation, Naru is gone (for now)
>switch immediately to Perrine

TROLL THROTTLE IS STUCK AT FULL.

>>18850081
IT BEGINS

>"I don't sleep! I wait desu~"
>i don't sleep
>i wait.

>>18850081
>we are perrine
bueno.jpg

>>18850109
>>18850081
HAYATE.

WELCOME TO DIE.

>>18850119
CAPTCHA ON THE OTHER HAND MAKES ME MAD AS FUCK

>>18850135
Desu is Cthulhu?

>>18850153
No, the fetus is

>>18850078
But they're nowhere near the lowest. They're all purple or gold except this one which somehow has 5 votes even though nobody knows how good it's going to be yet. The votes long ago ceased representing people's actual opinions and the whole vote fight thing just seems a complete exercise in futility.

>>18850152
Ha, Thats no robo maid. Thats a service droid. It gives out the free service of kicking your ass.

>>18850184
Everyone knows that MSQ is going to be amazing. We're ridiculously invested in this thanks to LG's masterful playing of our emotions.

If he was to die in some accident or something, I would not be surprised to see a few people follow.

and we don't even know which universe(alpha,beta,omega,susan) we're in right now!
I think LG is trying to drive us to death by buttfrustration and paranoia by the sunday.

You wake up in bed. Outside the huge window, the morning's first rays of light shine in through the bottle and into your room.
The body heat of the girls comfort you, give you peace of mind.
All five of them are snuggled up close to you, all with peaceful looks on thier faces.
There, to your right, with her red hair , slept Nanoha.
And beside her without her glasses on was Ursula.
Somewhere by your feet, Erica was nibbling on your ankle.
To your left, Hina with her bright pink hair slept with your arm as a pillow.

And between you and Hina, with her short brown hair tussled was.....

>>18850249
>5 girls
>short brown hair

It's one of the idol twins isnt it?

>>18850249
was some totally unrelated girl.

Or Miki wearing a wig.

>>18850249
Sakura. Dur.

>>18850249
just gonna post this now since it's going to be happening this entire thread apparently.

>>18850249
Naru? Kraus said he got this shit, Kraus got it.

>>18850249
in b4 yuki trolling.

>>18850249
NOPE. Not this time LG.

>It's Keima

>>18850249
If its the one Idol again I will laugh. Then cry. Then laugh again while buying a plane ticket to the Philippines to learn your trollish secrets.

rolled 53 = 53

>>18850268
But their hair is long, just tied up to look shorter.

>>18850249
Trude

Come on it'd be hilarious.

>>18850273
Funfact. Miki's hair is actually brown.

>>18850283
You know... if he was in goddess mode, I might not entirely be opposed.

But I'm still definitely against gay.

>>18850290
Mamis hair is short.
Ami's is shoulder length.
Or was it the other way around?

rolled 48 = 48

>>18850296
Wut...

rolled 54 = 54

>>18850283
I would love for this to be so, though LG probably did make it to be Naru.... Kinda sad it won't be Keima.

>>18850291
No.
Trude's sister, Chris.
"I'm not even mad. I'm just impressed.
If you so much as think about touching her, you lose the right to have functioning hands."

>>18850291
Trude's hair is black.

And while it'd be totally out of the blue, it would be hilarious.

"I-I-I- I just came in here to yell at you again! This isn't what it looks like!"

"Oh really? I'm pretty sure I watched you sneak in and everything."

"ERICA! QUIET!"

"Heh. Doggy."

>>18850330
>black
Nigga wut. It's brown.

rolled 49 = 49

>>18850305
I think the other way around, though they are interchangeable.

>>18850226
Speak for yourself. Some threads have been amazing, some have been fairly boring.

>>18850249
... was Souseiseki.
You vaguely remember Hina bringing her to bed last night instead of letting her sleep as usual in her suitcase.

The doll's quiet demeanor and simple elegant loyalty reminds you of her.
And the pain comes back again.

You could have saved her.
You could have brought her back.
But you just had to fail.

You failed to keep her corporeal, you failed from bringing her into this world.
You failed her.

You're not sure if you even want to get out of bed today.

**give me a roll**

rolled 35 = 35

>>18850433
Is this good enough mistah LG?

rolled 91 = 91

>>18850433
Put saving Naru on our time travel list of things to do.

Find the Doctor, he's avoided us for too long.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18850433
Willpower go!

rolled 81 = 81

>>18850433
stay in bed for swag-therapy.

rolled 52 = 52

>>18850457
aka sexual healing.

rolled 58 = 58

>>18850433
We can't allow that failure to compound and fail to prepare breakfast for our girls.

rolled 33 = 33

We cry like a ronery weeaboo over our lost waifu all day

>>18850433
Goddamn you LG, you got my hopes up.

rolled 82 = 82

>>18850433
Come on Nat 100

>>18850449
>Find the Doctor
I'd like to see you come up with a plan that would actually work.
The Doctor will be available when he wants to be available, and not before.

rolled 64 = 64

>>18850514
Why, we already left a note for us after we were done for the doc telling us that the doc was in. Yes, we will create a paradox in order to get the damn doctor in the house.

rolled 85 = 85

Roll might just be for how successful Kraus had been.

rolled 3 = 3

Come on Nat 1

I want us to cry like such a bitch we get slapped

>>18850449
"HEY COCKMUCH. ARE YOU JUST GONNA STAY IN BED ALL DAY AND PAINT YOUR NAILS?" Kraus yells at you mentally.
"GET THE FUCK UP AND GET BREAKFAST READY. WE HAVE LADIES TO FUCKING SERVE."
"But..." you begin to say.
"NO BUTS. GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED OR I WILL MATERIALIZE A HOTPLATE ON YOUR PANTS."

"O-okay man." You say as you teleport out of the bed and onto your feet.

------------------------------
You and J prepare breakfast, as Lo and Ted tend to the garden.
"Pardon the intrusion Sir," your manservant tells you as he whips up some pancake batter "But you seem to be less than optimal this day. Is something the matter?"

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

rolled 46 = 46

>>18850567
don't make me come over there.

>>18850567
>girls hold us down and take turns slapping us
>Erica gets a little too into it
>so do we
>everything is awkward for the rest of the morning

>>18850593
"I lost someone Jakob. They're gone and I have to keep going."

rolled 85 = 85

>>18850593
I....Lost a friend yesterday. That is all that I will say on the matter.

>>18850593
I lost someone, I wasn't able to keep my promise and I lost them.

>>18850602
>awkward
that's not how you spell sweaty and bruised...

>>18850593
"I got more involved that I should have in the simulation assignment yesterday. I let someone down, failed her."

rolled 94 = 94

>>18850593
I tried to help someone who got into a bad situation as a direct result of my actions but I was unable to help them.

>>18850593
"Oh, n-no Jakob. At least... Nothing I can help."

rolled 78 = 78

>>18850602
Nothing awkward about it, we have done worse

>>18850593
Nothing is wrong, I am just a bit tired from the practise yesterday

>>18850599
Please do lookout, I am getting bored here down in the grog cellar all alone

>>18850638
This is good. Let's say this.

>>18850618
say this but also talk about how even still we need to keep going.

then quietly file that part away in the ptsd file for later

"I... I lost someone, I wasn't able to keep my promise and I lost them." you tell him softly.
"Sir. I know it's not my place to say this, but one must know that it is quite impossible to keep every promise. Some things are just never meant to be. I hope that this lost won't affect you too much. And please remember that the others and I are here if you would ever need someone to talk to."
"Thanks J. You're right I guess. But... It's jsut hard, you know?"
"I know Sir. Perhaps a walk outside would clear your head? Make you feel better?"
"THE FUZZBUTT'S RIGHT. YOU NEED TO GO OUTSIDE. LETS GO JOG RIGHT NOW." Kraus says out loud.

[ ]sure
[ ]nope

>>18850593
"I failed a friend, Jakob. It's made me wonder, do I deserve your loyalty."

>>18850726
[x] sure

Listen to Kraus.

>>18850726
If Klaus says so, we're doing it.

Hayate may be kinda a dumbass sometimes, but Klaus has never steered us wrong.

>>18850726
[x]sure
"Yeah...you're right. I need to clear my head."

>>18850726
>mfw Kraus is up to something sneaky
[x] sure

rolled 63 = 63

>>18850726
Sure, the fresh air should do me some good, and I can find a secluded place to play a song on this to help get it out.

>>18850726
[x]Sure
now lets go jog on the water, because it's a magic house and we should totally be able to do that.

rolled 70 = 70

>>18850726
Nope, we have breakfast to have and moping to do possibly mad science potion making or reading as well

>>18850726


[x] Sure. It'll help clear out heads.

And we'll probably run into Trude, who will either kick our ass or share her experience in dealing with loss.

>>18850726
An odd request, let's do it.

"I only knew her for three days, Jakob, but it still hurts to feel that I failed her, when it all seemed so close to working."

>>18850726
[X] Sure

Kraus, what are you up to? You are acting in an unusual manner.

>>18850726

sure.
and suddenly we get trolled extra hard by klaus.

ii`m perfectly ok with this.

>>18850726
[x] Sure.

I doubt it'll help with the bad feels, but at least we'll be doing something.

Also: Damnit, LG, I can't filter threads to the top if the first post is entirely blank.

>>18850794
are you not using the catalog? (its alt+click)

>>18850819
Oh, I know I can do that to sticky 'em, but, so far as I can tell, can't set an actual filter to catch empty first posts.

>>18850638
This one sounds right. Hell, it doesn't even need the second sentence.

rolled 71 = 71

>>18850670
If only you could drink through the interweb...

>go on a jog

WE'LL RUN INTO TRUDE.

ABORT. DO NOT JOG. DO NOT JOG.

>>18850794
http://catalog.neet.tv/tg/

For all your browsing needs.

>>18850726
[X] Sure

"Yeah... That'd be good. I... I hope it doesn't start raining."

"Yeah, you're right. J please take care of breakfast."
"Of course sir, do enjoy your jog."
"Thanks."
You quickly change into your track suit and teleport out into the dorms.
---------------------------------
As you jog a leisurely pace towards the park in town, Kraus talks to you.
"HEY. DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP TOO HARD OVER THAT SHIT. SHIT WAS JUST TOO HARD AND COMPLEX. BRINGING HER INTO THE REAL WORLD DRAINED YOU SO HARD SHE WAS ONLY CORPOREAL FOR A COUPLE OF SECONDS BEFORE YOU BLACKED OUT."
"I know man, If only I had some more juice."
"YOU HAVE PLENTY OF IT, WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO DO JUST REQUIRED TOO MUCH." He admonishes you.
"A PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION REQUIRES TOO MUCH FUCKING MAJAIK. AND TO TOP IT OFF SHE WAS A COMPLETE HUMAN BEING. THERE'S NO WAY WE COULD DO THAT WITHOUT A SHITTONNE OF MAJAIK."
"But still man, I mean I'm able to do it with J and the guys right? I'm able to bring them to the real world without much problem."
"SURE, BUT THEYRE MUCH SIMPLE THAN TRYING TO CREATE A REAL PERSON FROM SCRATCH."
"Can't we have kept her in a container of some sort? Maybe load her into a device?" You ask him


**ROLLEM**

>bank sent over premier tickets for Avengers.
>LUCKYYYYYY
>I need a date.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18851025

>>18851025
How the flying fuck can you keep going? You are a machine mien landing gear. I wish I had half of the stamina you have

rolled 88 = 88

>>18851025

rolled 43 = 43

>>18851025
Rollan! Come oh Dice gods and grant a nat 100

rolled 91 = 91

>>18851025
"Well, maybe not a device, but... something?"

rolled 41 = 41

>>18851025
Take a body pillow to the premier.

rolled 18 = 18

>>18851025
What the hell timezone are you in, anyway?

Dunno why, but that suddenly reminded me that I have no idea where the fuck you actually are.

rolled 74 = 74

>>18851025
rollingu~

>>18851035
LG is just 5 midgets pretending to be one guy.

>>18851035
He feeds on butthurt and sweet tears.
The last thread alone kept him supplied for a month at least.

He's like a perpetual motion machine

rolled 32 = 32

>>18851025

rolled 74 = 74

>>18851025
Rollan

rolled 84 = 84

>>18851061
He's int he philappenes, it's something like GMT +8, I think.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18851061
Philippines

rolled 29 = 29

>>18851061
Wow, yet another thing I've fucked up today.

Way to rub it in, /tg/ dice. Kick a guy while he's down, why dontcha.

rolled 78 = 78

>>18851083
And then Kraus tries to share his device with Naru and they blend together and explode.

rolled 93 = 93

>>18851083
Well, it had to happen some time.

Fuck.

rolled 13 = 13

>>18851083

>>18851050
>>18851033
>>18851043
Well, shit. I was gonna save this for later trolling, but I guess I'll have to drop it now while I still can.

rolled 20 = 20

>those bad feels.

>>18851025
Put that bitch in a vibrator
>100 get

rolled 75 = 75

>>18851102
That's exactly what makes her a waifu, you fool!

rolled 35 = 35

>>18851083
what a miserable pile of wank.

fuck you, /tg/ dice. fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

rolled 99 = 99

>>18851025
We needed to prove to the Director that we could make Naru manifest; wasn't that enough?

rolled 34 = 34

>>18851133

rolled 84 = 84

>>18851133
>make Naru manifest
And maintain her.

>>18851133
>99
SO....FUCKING...CLOSE!

>>18851108
derp

rolled 13 = 13

>>18851025

rolled 45 = 45

>>18851155
You missed again.

rolled 20 = 20

>>18851155
Today is just not your day.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18851172
and it is apparently never going to be Naru's day.

When we next talk to A-tan, we're bitching her out about draining our majaik.

rolled 81 = 81

>>18851155
>>18851108
trollface.jpeg

rolled 88 = 88

>>18851181
Then I suppose we'll just have to save her during the night.

>>18851181
Low blow, man.

rolled 62 = 62

>>18851198
Hayate doesn't know that, though. There may be suspicion, but not knowing.

rolled 47 = 47

I've just about given up. It seems like no matter how many shots we have at keeping that promise, all we'll end up with is more bad feels.

rolled 10 = 10

>>18851083
She can't fit in there

She is gone forever

rolled 62 = 62

>>18851202
i c wat u did there.
we batman now.
Swagatman.

rolled 93 = 93

>>18851202
Atta boy.

I think one of the bigger reasons this shocked us so much is that LG never really said "no" before.

Erica fell into our lap, Ursula soon after, Nahona was all over us, we got Hina after maybe two threads. He THREW Perrine at us.

Having a potential family member show up, and then get taken away... That's a new kind of hurt for us.

>>18851198
this is true:
if a-tan wwasn`t stealing our shit we could have pulled it off actually.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18851219
Never give up! Even in the face of complete failure, we can still pull off a victory!

>>18851083
"LIKE JAM HER INTO AN EXISTING DEVICE, AND HAVE HER ACTIVE IN IT? NO WAY COCKMUNCH. IT'LL CREATE TOO MANY ERRORS WITH THE ORIGINAL PERSONALITY AND STRAIN THE USER SO MUCH HE'LL BE LEAKING MAJAIK LIKE A SIEVE. A BLANK DEVICE COULD POSSIBLY ACCOMODATE HER, BUT THERE'S NO SUCH THING. EVERY DEVICE IS CREATED IN THE GET-GO WITH A PERSONALITY."
"I see..."

One of your last hopes seem to have been shattered.
You clam up and finish you jog into town.
------------------------------------------------

You arrive at the park, still thinking of how could could have saved her.
But nothing comes to mind.

As you sit on the bench where you hid the portkey into the house, you decide to implement your plan to keep uninvited guests from popping into the resort.

It's quite simple actually, the portkey works by being touched. If people can't touch it, then they can't get in.

You take some brown tape and cover the stamp with it.
You test it out by trying to port into the house by touching the tape-covered stamp, and you can't.
The simple fix works.

rolled 59 = 59

>>18851262
Dammit landing gear, we were actually rolling pretty well except for that.

>>18851250
your roll belies your intention.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18851108
I like this.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18851250
Not with that roll

>>18851241
Shocked some maybe but i was expecting the can't bring her along from the start
Animal constructs are one thing but full people are levels of complexity higher and LG wasn't letting us off easy
Even Ted was hard and required a 100, a 95 and a few 80+'s

>>18851262
>existing device

Nonono. I mean we take an empty cyborg body, and download her personality into it.

She wouldn't have flesh, but she'd be in the real world permanently, and that means we can take our time getting her a real body.

>>18851262

LG: naru died, deal with it

>>18851280
Crit fails always count. ALWAYS.

And now we can't just reload them away. We have to live with the consequences of them now.

>>18851262
>a crapload of good rolls
>goes for the 1 every time.
its like he doesn`t even try to do anything other then whatever the fuck he is gonna write.
railroading at its finest...

>>18851262
>HAVE HER ACTIVE
Kraus has Naru's data sleeping in him.
That's who he was talking to last night!

rolled 78 = 78

>>18851262
Ah, what's the fuckin' point of even trying?

rolled 28 = 28

>>18851262
My vote, is that we dress keima up as a maid with bunny ears and dick him until he thinks he's Naru. Any oppositions?

rolled 58 = 58

>>18851262
Well fuck

Time to hit the bottle.

rolled 69 = 69

>>18851301
Android and gynoid bodies aren't exactly lying around in trash piles

Sometimes we will fail, as it stands I think we are just waiting for LG to drop the other trollshoe

rolled 28 = 28

>>18851262
Welp, time to find a nice spot and take out our Violin and play a song based on loss and might-have-beens, let's see if we can make people spontaneously commit suicide from the sadness!

rolled 35 = 35

>>18851324
That. What. No. That's not proper. A fine lady like Keima requires romance.

>>18851348
Not usually but there are probably a dozen in a closet in the house somewhere

i guess its time to do a simulated funeral for naru?

with only us as guests...

>>18851320
Nat 1's have always taken precedence since the beginning. It's not a new thing.
Nat 1's have always counted.
Before, we would just get some HUEHUEHUE and a reload.
When we were about to enter Advanced Classes, LG warned that we wouldn't get as many reloads. It's not anything something unexpected.

rolled 11 = 11

>>18851324
You sir, are bloody brilliant. Rolling just because.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18851280
>>18851320
Crits take precedence, deal with it
If we can't handle failure we won't even be worth training

>>18851324
That is a terrible idea. I shouldn't have to say this, but apparently I do.

rolled 30 = 30

>>18851386
there was also that time someone deleted a crit fail. that wasn't pretty.

rolled 14 = 14

>>18851390
Yep, just take this failure and use it to fuel our training both to become stronger in our MAJAIK reserves as well as putting more effort than we would have into learning about our data manipulation ability so something like this doesn't just happen without us meaning it too again.

>>18851262
Maybe playing the violin a bit will help us feel better.
Better make sure there's no one around first, though.

>>18851390
>If we can't handle failure we won't even be worth training
You, sir, have it right.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18851420
I did that once. I panicked. Was there another time?

Is......is it finally time for perrine route?

i.....i have been waiting all this time.....

After a quiet moment in the park, you head back home to the girls.
-----------------------
Breakfast, the smell of pancakes, sausages and eggs greet you at the smaller table in the kitchen.

Your family prefers to dine here in the mornings instead of the large long one in the dining room.
"You okay now?" Erica asks you over a large stack of pancakes drowned in syrup.
"No. Not yet." you tell her honestly "But I will be."
---------------------------------
After a mostly silent breakfast, the girls dragged you into the baths and threw you in.
"You need a good backrub!" Erica says with a grin as she strips to reveal a bathing suit.
The other girls follow suit.
"Just sit down, relax, and let us take care of everything." They tell you.

>>18851454
We don't appreciate the girls enough.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18851454
They were all wearing bating suits but what about us? Also hasn't everyone already seen everyone else naked, i mean it's just an innocent bath.

>>18851454
in b4 our daily being abused by god knows whateverthefuck from erica.

rolled 30 = 30

>>18851487
Yep, we need to do something good for them later, show that we appreciate them and care about them.

>>18851454

enjoy the moment and harden your resolve to protect them just below that point of obsession

>>18851454
like i said, we have flesh and blood women to attend to, who are happy to attend to us.

rolled 9 = 9

>>18851502
>>18851487

Indeed.

rolled 15 = 15

>>18851454
Goddamnit, my ability to care seems to have died.

>>18851494

you are forgetting all of us are still on our teens and nanoha is a preteen.

now tell me, are you that mature back then to just shrug off nudity?

unless ofcourse your family are nudist then nvm

rolled 90 = 90

>>18851570
Being Japanese, nudity isn't that big a deal for Hayate.

The dicegods giveth and the dicegods taketh away.

If it makes you feel better, had we managed to pull it off, Nagato might have turned us into a computer part or something.

>>18851452

no LG will put if off until next month.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18851544
Yeah, it sucks when something you really tried for gets fucked over by random chance.

I'm tired. I think I'm gonna lurk for a while then turn in early.

rolled 14 = 14

>>18851570
I get your point, all through high school because of sports and weights class i showered in the locker room open shower though. Which reminds me of a funny story that involves me showering after a run during lunch time not knowing the weight teacher's 16 year old daughter was in his office visiting (10 feet away with a huge window).

>>18851620
And it's about damn time too, apparently.

Man, that's low.

"Okay class. As Ive told you all before, Today you will be given Medical and Majaikal tests. These will be administered to measure your physical and majaikal capabilities." Mike tell's the class of freshmen.
"Now Would all the females please proceed to the Medical Wing while the guys wait here for thier turn."

The girls file out of the room leaving only Mike and 3 others in it.
"Err... Hideyoshi." Ayumu, your protege, begins to speak. "Why didn't you go with them? Girls are supposed to go first."
The one he was talking to turns around and, a pretty face looks at him and says,
"But.. I'm a guy..."

rolled 29 = 29

>>18851637
Yes! The best trap has entered the game!

rolled 85 = 85

>>18851637
And suddenly I can care again. That poor fucker.

rolled 59 = 59

>>18851637
That reminds me, why did i not know kore wa zombie had a second season until today?

>>18851592

.....................

ya you may be right...

guess ill see you guys next month, just going to read the archives from time to time.

>>18851637
Best couple?

Best couple.

rolled 12 = 12

>>18851669
Poor ayumu, he already gets enough stuff in his ass without that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9wfNJG1b18

click to 3:00.

It's suitably depressing I think.

rolled 92 = 92

>>18851637
Pizza orgy time?

Pizza orgy time.

>>18851637

give ayumu a thumbs up and a wink

Perrinne went through the tests administered by the masked doctor, and the blonde nurse.
She was wearing a blue unitard they were asked to change in to.

After a barrage of tests where measurements were taken, samples asked of them and a run on a treadmill, she and the other girls we're directed to the other part of the tests that would measure their Majaikal capabilities.

As she was headed out of the door, the nurse tapped her on the shoulder.
"Miss Clostermann. The doctor would like you to stay behind for a bit longer..."

>>18851713
>that filename

>>18851713
CANNON FIRING! CANNON FIRING!

>>18851713
Looks like that canon is going to be wiping out an entire grid coordinate.

rolled 41 = 41

>>18851741
That's how she got into this mess in the first place!(Obvious man shall be Obvious!)

>>18851662
you get back in here its a month early

(lol pun)

>>18851713

here comes the death sentence

i wonder when the fuck the doctor comes back so we can do some time shenanigans and impregnate perrine

>>18851757
fuck it all i can't think of a decent baby pun.

rolled 47 = 47

>>18851763
We still need to travel a year into the future to meet that dwarf to fix our watch, as well as waiting for the Jones father son duo to finish the research on the dagger of time, though if the docter gets back before then he could probably tell us about it.

You walk back in to the doctor's office.
He's sitting there with a chart that he studies intently from behind his black mask.
"Please sit down, miss Clostermann." he tells her.
"Now, I'm not sure if you know this yet..."

*rollem*

LG
Too much trolling for me.
I'll be back in a week.

rolled 85 = 85

>>18851792
You have serious anxiety issues that make you think you're pregnant.

rolled 22 = 22

>>18851792
Seriously?

rolled 83 = 83

>>18851792

rolled 53 = 53

>>18851792
Rollan, come 100!

>>18851781
Or we could... you know, not.

Fuck time. Fuck all of it.

>>18851781
Maybe. But he seemed unwilling to assist us in furthering our control over time last time we met him.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18851802
Fuck you, me. Fuck you.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18851792
Y u roll tho?

>>18851792
YOU HAVE AIDS

rolled 96 = 96

>>18851792
MARTIAN BABBY?

rolled 15 = 15

>>18851792
You are the result of the OP screwing with the players, and eventually after that last bit of nonsense, people will just stop caring all together.

rolled 46 = 46

>>18851811
>>18851812
Hahahaha, good thing those weren't two lower.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18851792
rollingu

>>18851811
What the cunting fuck. No moar dice for me.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18851792
does a crit fail mean a miscarriage?

>>18851821
Must have happened at the same moment.

rolled 90 = 90

>>18851818

rolled 75 = 75

>>18851832
Let's keep rolling until we crit fail then. If we can't have our digital waifu, then LG doesn't get his goddamn froggy one.

rolled 12 = 12

Your baby will have Down's Syndrome.

>>18851832
>>18851843
I will murder you both.

rolled 40 = 40

>>18851843
maybe LG isn't the only one who want froggy in the family

rolled 5 = 5

Witty existential response.

>>18851781
Actually we think the dwarf can fix it.
Chances are he will send it to his great uncle who's second cousins nephew is an expert in those watches, but he has been missing for a few decades so we need to go adventuring to find him again

>>18851781

i'm still wondering why we traveled back to the past, and impregnate perrine, maybe something or someone will come to talk to us in the future and say

"you and this girl's child will be the chosen one"
or
"if you want to go back to you time line you must knock this bitch up"

rolled 1 = 1

>>18851858
Too fucking bad. Nobody will be happy.

rolled 100 = 100

>>18851842
Well, our time watch was introduced by a martian, maybe we took Perrine to that mars and the baby was made there?

rolled 16 = 16

>>18851856
>>18851858
Ruining other people's fun over petty bullshit go!

rolled 98 = 98

>>18851792

>>18851818
oh, gawd, its hellcows babby!

rolled 96 = 96

>>18851843
Cutting of our nose to spite our face type thing?
Not classy man.

>>18851875
>>18851877
I... I don't know how to feel about this. I really don't.

>>18851875
>>18851877

Haha what

>>18851877
Yay! We took Perrine to mars for our happy fun times!

>>18851875
>>18851877
THIS WAS AN AUSPICIOUS MOMENT.

rolled 47 = 47

>>18851875

>>18851877
wut

>>18851863
That dwarf won't be back for a year to a year and a half at least.
Also, he MAY know of someone who could fix it; LG already said that it's very unlikely for the dwarf at the jeweler to be able to repair the Cassiopeia.

>>18851864
Nah she has the kid with us in the future so we go back in time to impregnate her and cause her to join us in the first place

rolled 46 = 46

>>18851875
>>18851877

>>18851875
oh shit his rage controlled the dice

>>18851875
>>18851877
what the hell dice gods i hate you so much right now.

>>18851875
>>18851877

So they cancel each other out right? Or do we get another timeline split?

rolled 70 = 70

I can't breath im laughing so much.

>>18851875
>>18851877
WHAT.

>>18851877
>>18851875
Dice gods you so crazy

Do these cancel each other out since they are one after the other or is it worst option followed by epic success

SUDDENLY TURNING TO A NEGIMA EPISODE WHERE YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ARE MARTIANS

>>18851805
>As the fabric of spacetime itself shuddered, the Director faced Hayate, her voice betraying an uncharacteristic hint of panicked urgency.

>"You must go back in time and impregnate Ms. Closterman. There is no other choice. The fate of the entire universe depends on this."

>Hayate stared at her, unmoved, his mouth forming words too quiet for the Director to hear.

>"What did you say?" she inquired while all around her matter itself simple ceased to exist.

>"... you made me break my promise." he whispered vindictively.

>And in the howling nothingess that the universe had become, the guilt finally disappeared.

Well the 100 was dubs.

Does that give it priority?

rolled 26 = 26

>>18851923
I don't know, this is like getting testicle cancer and told the only way to live is to cut them off then inheriting a billion dollars.

>>18851843
>>18851875
Waaaah not my waifu

We must of picked up some /a/ from the slur wars thread

rolled 70 = 70

Let's see if we can't tilt the balance.

>>18851875
>>18851877
in b4 perrine is kidnapped by alium husbando

>>18851936
And kill Erica, Ursula, Hina, Nanoha, as well as Sakura, Luchinni, Illya, Saber, Gai, Keima, Amazoness, Shinku and Jun, and Jakob, Lo, Ted, and Kraus?

What are you, stupid? Trying to make up for one promise by breaking 4 more and killing all of our friends, and our familiars?

>>18851953
>We must of picked
>must of
>of
>not have
Ugh...

I don't even follow this quest. I just saw the rolls and started laughing so hard.

Yay, seems my 100 was given priority because it was backing up someone else on the baby while the 1 was just responding about Naru.

>>18851972
But you don't have to feel bad about it after the universe ceases to exist

rolled 27 = 27

If this is a 1, Froggy is pregnant with Hitler's baby.

>>18851976
All of my non existant fucks aren't given
>>18851936
>>18851972
And that is where negayate comes from

He read over the graphs and the numbers he had. He explained everything she already knew.
----------------------------------------
"Does he know of this?" He asks her
"No." She tells him "It isnt time for him to find out yet."
"Miss Clostermann, If you are nervous about telling him, maybe I can be there with you when you break the news?" he offers.
"No thank you doctor. I.. I will take care of this." She answers.

The doctor leans back into his chair. the sword on his back shifting as he does so.
"Are you sure you're ready for this though? You are pretty young..." He says.
"Doctor. Are you suggesting what I think your are?"
He says nothing.
"No!" She answers, her hands coming down hard on her lap.
"I will take care of this. I will see this through."
"Just you?" an eyebrow behind his mask is raised.
"If that's what's needed, then yes. I can and will take care of this on my own."
She says, her eyes locked onto his.
"I wanted this."

--------------------------------------------------------

>>18851996
Stop that.

>>18851972
I was playing someone else's suggestion out to one possible conclusion. No need to get butt frustrated.

Calm down.

>>18851990
If that's the case, then the 1 that happened earlier shouldn't have counted because it was responding to LG's time zone, and the 99 was backing up every other roll there relevant to Naru.

>>18852010
Nah that was only cause there wasn't a counter crit, the precedence only matters there.

>>18852010
1s trump everything but thread relevant, non-duplicate 100s.

>>18851936
i`m perfectly ok with hayate breaking the universe out of sadness and dissappointment.

rolled 49 = 49

How about a 1 ?

>>18852022
No. If you're taking it that way, then the 1 should have precedence simply because it came first. And didn't someone say that 1's always take precedence?

>>18852037
You, read what UDZ put up for your answer.

rolled 85 = 85

>>18852037
100's and ones cancel each other out, 99's are good, but don't count as crits

>>18852045
Or, for twitter quotes, rather than my paraphrasing:
>Question: Does a 100 trump a 1? Please say yes.
>LG: only if it was relevant to the thread, also, if it was not an accidental left over roll

Far as I can tell, the 100 meets those criteria.

>>18852045
I dunno. Feels more like LG bullshit just to keep his waifu going.

Then again, this isn't really a quest anymore, then people getting strung along as LG tells the story of his precious Froggy.

rolled 67 = 67

>>18852050
so if i were to roll a 100, it would cancel my 1 from earlier?

>>18852074
I wouldn't really mind it that much even if it was true.

Though I would prefer more focus on Keima, he must join the harem.

>>18852074
That's the way that it's worked in the past.
You don't like it, you're always welcome to leave instead of shitting up everyone else's day.

>>18852026
>>18852022
>>18852005
all i see here is people ignoring the rules for plot.
please either be consistant or don`t be telling us to fuck off when someone complains.

>This thread... ALL OF THE 1s. Haha

"as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced"

>>18852074
>Perrine barely mentioned for an entire arc
>countless other girls
>quest is just his Perrine fapstory

Do you have the auts or something

>>18852094
No, I'm quite happy to sit here shitting up everyone else's day.

>>18852085
No, because those already happened. If an 100 had been rolled at the same time as the 1s, that'd be different.

>>18852005
>oops got cut off
"If that's what you wish, then I shall honor it." he tells her
"Doctor, please don't tell anyone about this just yet." She implores.
"I can't do that. This information may effect your effectiveness as a Bureau operative. The Director, and your immediate superior will still have to know."

She walked out of his office wondering just how she will handle the fall-out from all of this.
------------------------------------------------

As she walks into the weird red box at the end of the hallway, the place where the signs said the majaikal tests were taking place, a floating metal dog greets her.
"You're late." it tells her in a mechanical voice.
She explains that the doctor had her stay behind.
"Well, just follow me so we can get on with your tests."

>>18852108
Yeah, one arc. In which time he attaches us to a character, smashes it for jollies, and then goes right back to writing his Perrine Fapfic

It's like the entire thing is "Haha! Don't get attached to anymore characters, because Perrine!"

>>18852112
>"If that's what you wish, then I shall honor it." he tells her

He sounds like he's really disappointed with him not getting to kill that baby.

Alright, so this is basically the rule for crits, they take precedence over everything else rolled unless a counter crit was rolled, then LG determines if either one is thread relevant or not, if one is and the other isn't than the one that is counts and if they're both relevant then they get cancelled out.

>>18852132
>Four other girlfriends
>Froggy didn't even show up as a character until we had two of them
>We got one of them after Perrine transferred to the Bureau.

There's a few holes in that there argument.

>>18852143
So according to you the rule is "LG takes whichever one he likes better that lets him further push the Froggy Railroad full steam ahead."

>>18852162
Sure sure, also, you should watch out, the underpants gnomes are stealing yours right now, better take a good look around.

>>18852158
Holdovers and left overs from before this went full Froggy all the time. Back when this was a quest was about a Butler doing Butler things in a magical school.

>>18852132
Heh. That must be what it's like to not be chill.

[spoilersdon'tworkontg]We'll probably get her anyways, you silly faggot[/spoilersdon'tworkontg]

>>18852181
I'll believe it when it happens.

>>18852175
that's why frog is such a big deal now.
we're all pretty sure the baby is futuyate's, which means we've got to take responsibility for it, like a responsible butler.

You sat in class that morning feeling a bit better after spending some quality time with the girls.
Your familiars volunteered to stay at the house to do some cleaning and maintenance.

The blue comfy seat wrapped around you as the Dude stood behind his podium and talked about the SCP sites that the Bureau maintained.

------------------------------------------------
Before you knew it, it was time for lunch.
Erica proceeds to your seat, as Hina stands behind you.
"Anything you want to do Teacakes?" She asks

[ ]lets have lunch
[ ]I'd like some time alone*

*if you choose this, choose a sub-action
[ ]go to mike
[ ]go to Kyon
[ ]go to the Dude
[ ]other

>>18852203
[X]I'd like some time alone*

[X]go to Kyon

We have some serious talking to do.

>>18852203
[x]Lets have lunch
sublimate our sadness into planning Nanoha's going-away party

rolled 76 = 76

>>18852203
[x] Time alone
[x] Kyon

>>18852203
Damn, cant choose what to do.........

Never mind, we need to pay more attention to our girls so go with them and set up the fanciest most awesome lunch we can!

[x]other

Let's see if Shinji is in. I'm sure he'd be able to help us deal with losing people.

>>18852203
[x] Let's have lunch
Time to get ourselves back up. We are no use to anyone all depressed like this. There's nothing we can do about it at the moment, so there's no use moping around.

>>18852203
"I'll join you in a bit, I think I'd like to talk to Mike about what happened a bit."

>>18852162
You're every bit as annoying as LG is to me right now.

Yes, I was happy to see a new character. I was also pissed to see Naru apparently gone for good, but not because "baaawfroggierailroad" or any dumb shit like that. I just feel like LG's policy of always taking a critical failure unduely punishes us for something that's entirely bad luck. Now, if it was ONE shot, I wouldn't have much to complain about. But with the number of times people roll... then reroll... then reroll again...

He's basically set us up to have a higher possibility of failing the more we participate, and I don't like that.

Rant over.

>>18852175
You have your head so firmly up your ass it is amazing

It isn't all fright she is just who has the largest impact currently because holy Fuck we knocked her up, everyone else has had less screen time because they were either not necessary, not present or just had no reason to be around due to classes
We have spent the last how many threads with people waifuing over the new girl to arrive? Ignoring that we have four girls already interested who are established characters and four girlfriends, two if whom were in the sim with us and two in other classes

>>18852203
>Your familiars volunteered to stay at the house to do some cleaning and maintenance.
DO THEY FIND A ROBOT MAID?
TELL ME THEY FOUND A ROBOT MAID?!

>>18852203
[X] Time Alone
[X] Kyon

We have "Matters" to "Discuss"

rolled 35 = 35

>>18852203
[X]lets have lunch
Spend some time with our girls, we need a pick me up.

>>18852203
>[x]I'd like some time alone
>[X]go to the Dude
Gotta say sorry for almost punching him.

>>18852143
but thats inconsistant railroady shit that we bitch about with the that guy/that DM threads all the god damn time.

simply put the rules were crit fails>everything. changing the rules is inherently bad because it devolves down into a shitfest.
i don`t terribly have a problem with it for plot reasons but you may as well not let rolls happen then during parts where if shit goes bad you have to backtrack because the plot died.

just don`t do this shit in the future lg.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18852212
this we need to rember that our girl is about to risk life and limb and that we must not be TO hung up on the person we lost

>>18852203
Time alone
Kyon

We'll make it up to the other girls soon

>>18852203
[x]I'd like some time alone
[x]go to the Dude

We lost control. We need to apologize. He had nothing to do with our inability to take Naru out of the simulation, and we unduly took a swing at him.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18852203
Lunch with our girls
we need to show them we care or they will leave us for being a Dick and caring more about a program

>>18852244
You know what would be a real pick me up? Tearing Kyon inside out by his asshole. And by that I mean express our frustrations to him in a restrained, yet very angry manner until he either explains exactly why what we were trying to do was impossible, or gives in and helps us find a way to make it happen.

Or is our word to a friend not worth the effort?

>>18852203
[ x]I'd like some time alone*

[x] kyon

>>18852262
Just beacuase I picked the 1 earlier doesnt mean it was a failure.
Read the post.

it was a roll for KEEPING HER IN A DEVICE.

As for that 100 and 1, i didnt mention picking any of those.
:3

rolled 4 = 4

>>18852262
Actually it isn't Crits fails > everything
It's Crits take precedence and if we get multiple it is up to LG

If you don't like it then leave because that's how it has always been

Keep doing what you want LG, you are the storyteller here the final decision it up to you not these crying neckbeards

>>18852311
No.

I'm not playing anymore.

I will not invest anything else in your twitter posts or your little lures. I will wait until the event happens, and not feel anything until then.

>>18852203
[x] Let's have lunch

We can continue trying to get Naru back when we finish our duties with our family.

>>18852275
I agree. While we were frantic, that was no excuse.
We need to apologize.

>>18852311
I noticed. You also said " AND HAVE HER ACTIVE IN IT? NO WAY COCKMUNCH." meaning it'd be fine if she's "asleep"

>>18852328
But, if LG can't secure a steady supply of tears and butthurt, how will he survive? He's hooked now, the withdrawal symptoms would kill him

>>18852328
I agree with this.

>>18852311

Don't worry about >>18852328 . He's just butthurt.

rolled 9 = 9

Why not just Fuck off if it irritates you so much

You obviously can't handle things not going your way and these things will keep happening while people stomp their foot and expect LG to give a Fuck

>>18852264
>>18852286
You seem to be forgetting that we made a promise. If we leave this be, then what good will any other promise we make be?

It's a matter of principle.

>>18852328
>sincere butthurt in a quest thread

LG, you have unlocked a new achievement!

>>18852203
If there's still voting to be done
[X]lets have lunch

>>18852354
it wouldn't be the first time. i've ragequit before.

>The Dude
"You guys go ahead to lunch. I need to talk to the Dude." You tell them.
"You're not gonna try punching him again right?" Hina asks
"Of course not. I'll be cool, trust me. You go on ahead, I'll follow as soon as I can." you tell her.
------------------------------------------
You walk down the corridor in the direction you last saw the Dude go.
You finally spot him a few meters ahead.
"Sir!" you call out to him.
He ignores you.
"Sir, please, If I can have a minute of your time."
Still he ignores you.
"Dude!" you finally say.
"Yes?" he turns around, "What is it man?"

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18852328
I'm sad that you feel that way.
Here's hoping we have you back in the game soon.

>>18852203
[x] Lunch
What good is keeping our word if we place our family's happiness below it?

rolled 2 = 2

>>18852344
Then you should also grow up or got away

>>18852352
A promise we shouldn't of made in a simulation to a program

None of it should have any bearing on a sane person, were we anywhere but a place as batshit insane as the bureau they would of canned us already and from what Kyon said about realizing she was a program I'd say they are getting close to it anyway

>>18852381
"I wanted to apologize about yesterday dude. I was over the line."

>>18852381
Dude, sorry for almost punching you in the face, it was over the line and none of what happened was your fault. It wasn't cool.

>>18852398
Also offer him Lunch, see if we can bring Mike in on it as well.

>>18852381
"Dude, let me shout you lunch for my douchiness yesterday. What would you like?"

Keep it simple and sincere. I'm sure the Dude doesn't want any sappy apologies.

>>18852354
>>18852371
I really don't get why people seem to be so emotionally invested in this. It's not exactly srs bsns quest.

>>18852396
I find it funny that you're freaking out over those two posts more then LG himself is.

>>18852396
>Kyon said about realizing she was a program I'd say they are getting close to it anyway
Im thinking Kyon said that because he's had the same experience before.
It was when he was in that world with "normal girl" Yuki.
[not our library Yuki, the error one from the books]
He also had to choose between staying with the "fake" or going back to reality.

>>18852417
It's all LG's fault.

>>18852326
ok i wasn`t sure that was the case but ok i`ll accept that since it was reiterated here.
the point was that i thought it was something else and seriously thought rules were being changed, which sucks.
eh i`ll just go back to playing and not be that other guy whos too butthurt to keep playing.

>>18852417
can't tell if troll or stupid.

>>18852421
I really liked that Yuki too, I've read all the manga spin off caused by it.

Sorry I almost hit you yesterday, I was out of line


Also you have no need to apologize LG, they just need to get over themselves

>>18852381
>I think he's deliberately ignoring us because he knows we're still hung up on Nasu
>realize he's just refusing to respond to 'sir'

I dunno why, but this in particular made me laugh.

>>18852432
Neither? I honestly wouldn't care if everyone Hayate knew died.

rolled 76 = 76

rolling for a naru tamagotchi

>>18852381
"Dude, I was over the line yesterday. I want to apologize for that.
"Lunch is on me, it's the least I can do."

>>18852439
I like how the manga now has what seems to be mainline YUKI in it after she got hit by a truck

rolled 85 = 85

>>18852398
This.

>>18852381

promise to give weed, all dudes like weed

>>18852381
We apologize sincerely for almost hitting him.

Not really sure if we should be asking him about the creation of an empty device, as he doesn't seem like he's especially tech saavy.

>>18852462
troll it is then.