OH BOY HERE WE GO!

>>18841375
YES

Come on LG, you got a high roll last time. Pleeeeease let that mean what I hope it means...

She has the bunny ears. Of course it's her.

>>18841375
Cmon, cmon, cmon, cmon, cmooooooon!

>>18841375
>No mention of where Erica is in that post.
Well fuck.

>>18841421
SHUT UP, I was thinking about that but I just hoped she was somewhere else!

You are Naru, a resident of the Con.
And he said he'll take you away.

You stood in that room with him and his friends.
He held your hand and closed his eyes.
His hand was warm.

>>18841375

>>18841458
Lucky that LG didn't lose his job and isn't forced to sell his body for money.

Because he'd be such a fucking COCK TEASE.

>>18841458
TROLLAIR FLIGHT LG765 COMING IN FOR LANDING
ALL ENGINES AFLAME

>>18841458

>So ass pained.

>>18841458
Please?

>>18841472
Activate Landing Gear!

LG using a Landing Gear: Swagception.

You are Naru, a resident of the Con.
And you were supposed to go with him.

He held your hand tightly, almost painfully.
He gave you a look, one of desperation.
And then he was gone.

>>18841488
Don't...

Don't say that we left her. Please.

>>18841488
FUCK!

>>18841488

LGGGGGGGGG

>>18841488

GODDAMNIT LG

>>18841488

>>18841488
DAMNIT!

No, we are NOT taking that shit. We are going back and getting her! We need to! We promised!

We... We promised, god damnit...

You are Naru, a resident of the Con.
And he disappeared.

You don't understand what happened.
They vanished as if by magic.
And you were left there, all alone.

>>18841488
TROLL THROTTLE IS STUCK ON FULL

>>18841513
That's it.
Fuck this.
I quit.

>>18841513

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>18841513
Alright, so now we go back into the sim with a hat of some sort.
We are going to fucking fix this.
We are not going to go back on this promise.

You are Naru, a resident of the Con.
And there you are, all alone.

Did he change his mind?
Did he decide not to take you?
You wish you knew why.

>>18841513
MY BURNING ANALPOCALYPSE ALONE WILL SUSTAIN LG FOR YEARS

>>18841513
We made a promise! Fuck!
Mike mentioned that we may have technomancy. WE NEED TO ACTIVATE IT! WE NEED TO GET HER!

>>18841526
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

You are Naru, a resident of the Con.
And you have returned home.

You sit in your room, the lights left unlit.
You have decided to wait for him.
You will await his return.

>>18841526
This is wonderful. We finally get to play Hayate in an anguished, pissed-off way. No longer the cool-headed suave butler, we can finally show how desperate he is to be a man to rely on, to be someone that will always keep his word.

That's the only reason I haven't fucked off.

>>18841526
GLUB GLUB GLUB

>>18841541
LG WHY U DO THIS

>>18841541
>Catch up
>yes, what do we have he-
>TROLL TRAIN HAS NO BRAKES

GODDAMNIT LG! WHAT THE FUCK?
>pic related, pic fucking related

>>18841541
Fuck this.
We made a promise.

>>18841541
Oh god!

Oh god no.

C-Come on! She still trusts us! We can still save her! Come on guys! She's waiting for us!

>>18841550
FUCKING SHIT I SO MAD I LEFT BEHIND THE PIC!

FUCK!

>well done LG, you were damn serious when you said you can pull shitstorm at any possible moment. Kinda scary though, that skill of yours

>Naru is Haruhi

WORLDS WILL BURN

You look to your left...

And you see the window as it has always been there.
A frame of steel surrounding a plate of glass, it seemed so freeing yet so restrictive.
Outside, the sun is nearing the horizon, about to set in an hour or so.

"Okay kids." The Dude says from behind his podium. "Great work on the simulations."
"I have sent all relevant data to your handlers and they and I will look over them for evaluation."
He takes off his sunglasses and carefully places them in his robe's pocket.
"Class dismissed."
He begins to walk out of the classroom.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18841569

Guys! Don't let the hatred consume you!

We're... We're starting to sound like Negayate.

>>18841575
Walk directly to him, ignoring all else.
"Take me back in. I have a promise to keep."

>>18841541

computer rebooting in 5....4....3....2....

>>18841575
You go the fuck over to The Director's office, and demand Naru right the fuck now.

>captcha: cock-snipes Katrie

You're damn right LG is a long range dick shooter

>>18841575
Pull Bunny ears out of our magic hatbox.

Call for Naru.

>>18841584
THIS. Nothing will get in our way.

>>18841575

GET THAT FUCKING DATA DISC NOW

>>18841584
This.

>>18841575
May not be totally unrelated but weren't we supposed to go down to R&D to do some training about something to do with constructs or programming or something?

>>18841600
Well, once we save Naru, the method that we'll eventually do it will get Hayate interested in his potential Technomancy ability. Then we can do that.

Guys, cool down.

Naru didn't shut off when the simulation ended.

SHE WENT HOME.

SENTIENCE ACHIEVED.

Shes gonna get out sooner or later.

>>18841611
FUCK THAT.

I understand where you're coming from, but Hayate the goddamn butler is nothing else if not a man of his word.
>>18841584
Voting for this.

>>18841584
This.

>>18841600
Yes, we were supposed to get that checked out.

So let's go up to the Dude and ask him to send us back into the simulation, there's something we want to try.
And we see if we can pull Naru free from the simulation.

>>18841611

i think she is somewhere on one of those data that the dude was talking, we should check on all the handlers of our team. who is gai's handler again?

>>18841611
And we are going to help her out.
In any way possible.

>'but hayate, you still have us, don't you?' 'how can I be a person worthy of you guys if I can't keep a single promise!?' SLAM. #msq
... Yes, I made that up.

>>18841575
Reach into our infinite hatbox. Pull out a set of bunny ears. Then just stare at them.

>>18841611
We made a promise to her, that we would help her in any way possible.
Exhaust all possible ways to save her, THEN we can wait.

Supporting this
>>18841584

>there's probably a PTSD relating us to Naru in one way or another

rolled 44 = 44

I am gonna laugh when it all fails and when we give up she appears in our house

>>18841584

going back now, would only lead us to a new simulated naru

>>18841584
Shit, why didn't I take a nap... when I had... the chance...

Voting for this, go on without me, brothers...

Actually.

Think about it abit further.

In no case have we actually pulled out a construct by ourselves.

It was always either the director or mike who granted us the construct after we rewrote it.

We definately rewrote this.

Lets go find the Director. We can't materialise her by ourselves.

>>18841650
Then we get her to remember us. FUCK that fact that she's technically different. The bonds that people make in life don't just disappear.

>>18841638
It shows

You quickly bolt out of your seat and catch the Dude in the hallway.
"Run the simulation again." you tell him, your voice echoing with desperation and a hint of anger. "I have a promise to keep."

He turns to you, strokes his beard and asks,
"You want to run through it again? Weren't you satisfied on how you did it the first time?"
"I don't want to run it again. I want to go back to that point in time before you pulled me out. She's waiting there for me. I can't leave her!" You say as your voice grows louder and louder.

Hina and Erica have followed you outside.
"Hayate..." Hina begins..

"No can do buddy-boy. All data was erased when the simulation was terminated. All that would happen if I booted it back up was that you'd go back to the line going into the city. I do have a replay of your run, would you like that?"

"No! I don't want a replay. I don't want to go back to the beginning. I want to go back to her." you tell him.
You are unconsciously clenching your fists.

The girls are now by your side, and they're trying to pull you away, they're trying to talk you down.
But you don't hear anything they say.
All you wanted to do at that moment was to jump back into Infinicon and get Naru out of there.

Desperation and anger. Those were the only two things you feel right now.
You begin to pull your fist back.

**GIMME A ROLL**

>>18841660
That's just how waifu's are

>>18841658
If we try it we probably could, we just haven't done so yet because other people have done it for us

>>18841660

that is why i am telling you guys to get that data that the dude sent

rolled 21 = 21

>>18841664
PUNCH THAT FUCKING CHAIR

rolled 12 = 12

>>18841664
Rolling for restraining our anger, and focusing on how to get her out of Infinicon.

>>18841644
>PTSD
Hayate's been in her situation, man. Abandoned by someone she trusted, wishing to get out of the life they were trapped in.
The only difference between Naru now and Hayate before he met Mike, is that she doesn't have te Yakuza after her organs.
He's been in her place, and even if she IS a simulated construct, Hayate's been able to free and expand constructs into full-fledged sapient AI's before. He'll at least give it a try.

>>18841664
Not now, sonny, not now. We are butler, we have to keep our cool.

>>18841658
With that line of thinking, then since we rewrote her ourselves, then she is technically OUR construct now, what with her sentience and all. Maybe we can summon her ourselves?

rolled 76 = 76

>>18841664
Hmmm, I expect we're going to get a small black mark on our permanent record for this. Something along the line of 'dangerously chivalrous.' I'm okay with that.

rolled 92 = 92

>>18841664
SATAN, GUIDE MY CO- I MEAN DICE

rolled 39 = 39

>>18841664

rolled 99 = 99

>>18841664
Come on, don't screw us over!

>>18841664
Rollin' for anger Management

rolled 54 = 54

>>18841678
>>18841664

nvm too late.

rolled 87 = 87

>>18841664
Nat 1 go!

The dude calmly leans back and nopes his way out of the way

rolled 58 = 58

>>18841695
Oh come on

>>18841692
Son, I am proud.

>>18841688
>>18841692
We punch so hard, it breaks space-time and brings us back to the Infinicon... I wish.

Naru, a resident of the Con. A Girl living in simulation. Gentlemen, we can build her. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first android girl. Naru will be that girl. Better than she was before. Better...stronger...faster."

Do the impossible beat the unbeatable, et cetera.

But >>18841713 anon, Chachamaru exists.
Also Androids are male, we're talking about Gynoids.

>>18841713
Nigga we an't makin' no clone-bot shit, we gon' get da real deal.

>>18841713
WE DON'T WANT A NEW ONE WE WANT THE OLD ONE

>>18841713

remember that fight against the saber marionette's?

>>18841713
It isn't about having her with us.

We made a promise.

>>18841692
You lash out. Erica and Hina unable to stop you.
The Dude just stares at your incoming fist.

"STOP!" Someone grabs your wrist and prevents the punch from connecting.
"You two." Kyon tells the girls. "Dismissed."
"and you." he then turns to you, still holding your wrist in a vice-like grip "Come with me."

He pulls you out of the Academic building quickly, and towards AdMin, neither of you saying a word.

He loads you into an elevator and shuts the door.
"Are you retarded? Were you really gonna punch the Dude for nothing?!" he suddenly berates you.
"It was not for nothing! I need to save her!" you answer.
"She. Is. A. Simulation." he tells you his eyes locked onto yours with each word.
"The sooner you can get that into your head, the better!"

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

rolled 80 = 80

>>18841774
Not if I can help it she won't be.

>>18841774
Ted was a simulation. Lo was a simulation. Look at them now.

Someone needs to notify mods on the irc.

Looks like someone checked the auto-sage box for this thread.

>>18841774
"A promise is a promise, the being of those involved means nothing. I keep my promises."

>>18841692

>"A hand gently places itself on our fist. We look to see it's source, and find Naru standing next to us."

>>18841774
I made a promise. If you won't help me, get the hell out of my way.

>>18841774
"She was sapient, or at least passed my Turing test. You're using real AIs, real people, for your simulations. And she said that she wanted out. She's trapped - imprisoned. I can't bear that."

>>18841774
"That's not the point! If I can't help Naru, how the hell can I expect to help anyone? You wouldn't understand how much of myself I saw in her!"

rolled 82 = 82

>>18841774
And this is where we have finally herped so hard we derped

Kyon is gonna have to bust out the mind wiper

>>18841774
"That's debatable at this point. Noticed any Pandas or Dinosaurs running around the campus lately?"

>>18841799
That seems like it hits all of the core points of our argument.

>>18841805
Ooh, this actually explains why Hayate is so wrapped up about this. I'll choose this.

>page 5
>less than 100 posts
NOFUNALLOWED MOD ON THE JOB

>>18841799
>>18841805
These.

>>18841774
"And so were Theodore and Lo, before I befriended them.
"But you're right. Punching the Dude wouldn't solve anything. I apologise for losing control. But I will not apologise for what I feel."

>>18841774
"We've broken simulations before. We gave Ted a real life. We gave Bo a real life too.

I made a promise I have to keep. Naru didn't know the full extent of what that promise meant, but if I can't keep a promise to a friend, then WHAT GOOD AM I?"

>>18841799

sentient?

>>18841805
Seconding this.

>>18841834
Sapient, technically, but I don't expect Hayate knows the difference.

>>18841851
Actually, we are technically giving them sentience. Sapience is possessing great wisdom.

"She was sapient, or at least passed my Turing test. You're using real AIs, real people, for your simulations. And she said that she wanted out. She's trapped - imprisoned. I can't bear that." you tell him as the elevator continued it's ascent.
The building shoudnt be this tall, but the ride is taking longer than it should.
"Did she want to go out or did you want her to want to go outside?" he leans against the wall.
"You do remember that you have the still un-evaluated ability to manipulate data, right?"

"I... She... She wanted it, I saw it in her eyes." you persist.
He says nothing more to you and just remains silent for the rest of the ride up.
----------------------------------

A few moments later and the doors open, you find yourself walking down a long hallway with a desk and a door at the end.

Kyon positions himself behind the desk then motions towards the door.
"Go on inside. The Director is waiting."

>>18841859
Sentience is being able to sense and interact with the world. Sapience is self-awareness and personhood.

>>18841862
>in negligee with Naru hogtied on the floor
>"Your behaviour must be corrected."

>>18841862
Welp, we're boned now.

>>18841882
Fuck that, we got a promise to keep.

>>18841882
>>18841889
QUIT USING THOSE WORDS, THEY SOUND SO WRONG AFTER >>18841875

rolled 96 = 96

>>18841882
No time for punishment, we got bigger things to care about.

>>18841862
It was us all along?

Oh god, right in the emotions.

Why LG, why

>>18841901
No, this is just Kyon trying to fuck with us.

He slipped up when he made Raymond-san say something along the lines of "Go, you always wanted to leave this place"

>>18841893
It sounds worse after what we found in the infinicon underground

DDR lair and large swinging phalluses etc

>>18841907
But that could have been us as well.

Fuck.

>>18841901
She was originally just another simulation, but Hayate's latent data manipulation might have pushed her beyond the parameters of her original programming to become an unfettered AI.

You enter the simplistic door to find yourself in a very spartan office.
No decorations, no equipment. It's as if you walked into an unused room.
A pair of folding pipe chairs sit infront of a simple desk, devoid of anything and a very basic chair behind it.
Grey paint covered the walls and ceiling, black tile on the floor.
One of the walls is a large panel of glass overlooking the quad.

In front of it stood the Director, that person that Yuki was copied, no, generated off of.

"Sit down." she commands you as she moves behind the desk.
You do as she tells you.

"Trainee Ayasaki, advanced class. I have been observing the simulation you were run through today."
The Director seems a lot more talkative than usual.
"And I have observed that you once again managed to manipulate the data within it."

"You were supposed to be tested down in R&D for this, but after viewing this latest data, I have decided to do it myself."

The empty room disentegrates around you.

>>18841914
Again, nope. The only way we can affect constructs are through our hatting. We DID hat Naru, but we didn't hat Raymond-san. If we could manipulate simulations without hatting, we would have noticed it a lot more in the simulation.

>>18841921
Aww shit nigga what do we do!?

She's gonna throw drop bears and shit at us, expecting us to go all Captain America and shit, throwing hats at them!

>>18841924
We don't actually know this, though, IC or meta. It's an assumption, based on what we've observed, but we in no way understand the underlying rules or systems that define how this shit actually works.

>>18841934
Hey if we fill out some of our minions plans here that's all good.

I have been waiting for a chance to get big boss wolf

>>18841935
Yeah as far as we know putting a hat on them is the final step, nothing else we do has shown to matter as long as we are trying to make friends with them

The actual ability and how to use it is a mystery to hayate

Hold on. Whenever we've used our data-manipulating, we've been happy and wanting to make friends.

What's going to happen to that when we're pissed off? I don't think the Director's thought this through.

You find yourself standing infront of the Director on a seemingly endless slab of concrete.
Above you, a dull grey sky casts a gloom on the scene.

"Simulated resident Naru has been observed to act outside of her preprogramed parameters. Said actions were tied directly to you."
She shows you a hologram of Naru standing all alone in that room at the safehouse you were in.
"Instead of all data processes ceasing when the simulation was ended, her subroutines have taken over and are now running the simulation continuously. Any of my attempts to shut this down have failed."
She now shows Naru serving guests in her father's store, instead of her usual bubbly front, she has a said air about her.
"All unauthorized processes are taxing my reserves currently as I have had to internalize the errant simulation to prevent the error from spreading."

"You are the cause of this, and I aim to determine how you are doing it."
She waves her hand to her side.

*rollem*

rolled 51 = 51

>>18841991

rolled 65 = 65

>>18841991
"Quit treating me like your damn guinea pig."

rolled 18 = 18

>>18841991
It's our Swagtastic-o-meter
Going over the limit of course.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18841991
THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP COMPELS YOU

rolled 12 = 12

>>18841991
ARE YOU READY FOR A QUICK TIME EVENT!?

rolled 33 = 33

>>18841991

NARU

rolled 65 = 65

>>18841991
"Hurry up, I've got a promise to keep."

rolled 8 = 8

>>18841991

roll with it.

rolled 58 = 58

>>18841991
"The simulation wasn't wiped...?

I HAVE A PROMISE TO KEEP"

rolled 5 = 5

>>18841991
Well I treat them nicely and I put a hat on constructs and that seems to work, I didn't have a hat this time though...

rolled 32 = 32

>>18841991
Hayate hax powers activate!

rolled 16 = 16

>>18841991
Don't fail us now dice.

rolled 11 = 11

Swag Field to Maximum!

rolled 79 = 79

>>18841991
If it will help me control when I do this then ok

rolled 56 = 56

>>18841991
Rollin

gotta go guys, need sleep for more midterms

Here's a parting gift, enjoy.

Get her back anons. Don't leave her behind.

Activate Swagzilla

rolled 50 = 50

I guess the TG dice don't like Naru.

it has something to do with the "black hole" phenomenon
within our existence.

or a power kinda like haruhi

>>18842039
Thank you drawfag! We will not let go of her.

rolled 88 = 88

>>18842006
>>18842007
>>18841999
>>18842001
>>18842002
>>18842003

>Dat mediocrity

rolled 21 = 21

>>18842044
Re-Activate Swagzilla

rolled 55 = 55

>>18842039
That hidden half of her face makes her look a bit like Hanako.

>scared.jpg

>>18842053
>>18842003

i'm hoping these

rolled 48 = 48

>>18842003
>>18842053
Dem 88's

>>18842057
Me too. You know, since double 88's.

>>18842069
Tzeench(?) Wills it

rolled 51 = 51

>>18842081
Tzeentch*

Beside her appeared Naru, floating and unconcious.
"Simulated resident 52T-076, along with most of the resident's of the convention were one of my most complex constructs. Leagues above the basic combat constructs you have reprogrammed before."
She says as Naru's unconcious form begins to slowly revolve.
"She has memories, thought patterns, emotions. She is in all sense and purposes alive, except for biologically not being so. For you to have been able to manipulate her is unheard of."

You take a few steps towards her and Naru.
"I wish to see if you can support her in the physical world like you do with your current familiars."
The room once again goes back to normal, leaving you, the Director and a still unconscious Naru standing in the middle of it.
"Wake her. I have assigned all her majaik consumption to be fed through your device."
"If she's able to keep physical form, then you may leave with her, If she isnt then I shall Purge her and the errant simulation I have inside of me."

You reach out and touch Naru's cheek, she's warm.
She's there. You just need to make sure she stays that way.

**ROLL TO WAKE HER UP**

rolled 11 = 11

>>18842098

"Will she be able to live her own life?

I do not want her tied to me. She deserves to be able to follow her own path."

rolled 40 = 40

>>18842098

If this roll is terrible I'm going to shoot myself in the knee

rolled 42 = 42

Here comes the /tg/ dice....

rolled 39 = 39

>>18842098
BY THE POWER OF GRAY SKULL!!!!!!!
I HAVE THE SWAAAAAAG!!!!!!!!

rolled 31 = 31

>>18842098
Oh god, HERE I GO!

rolled 84 = 84

>>18842098

please wake up, please?

rolled 60 = 60

>>18842107
>>18842108
>>18842109
>>18842110
>>18842111
You guys...

rolled 53 = 53

>>18842098

rolled 95 = 95

>>18842098

Please dice

Please

rolled 57 = 57

>>18842098
>dat /tg/ dice

We made a promise. We aren't going to let her just fucking die right in front of us.

rolled 14 = 14

Wake up swag, go!

rolled 4 = 4

>>18842098
Naru. We're here. We haven't forgotten about you.

rolled 75 = 75

>>18842098
>need to sleep
>fuck it
LAST ROLL, BE MERCIFUL DICE GODS!

rolled 13 = 13

>>18842098
>"If she's able to keep physical form, then you may leave with her, If she isnt then I shall Purge her and the errant simulation I have inside of me."
>I shall Purge her and the errant simulation I have inside of me.
Over my dead body.

rolled 69 = 69

>>18842098
"Naru. It's time to go home".

rolled 80 = 80

>>18842098
"...Please..."

rolled 47 = 47

"Naru, we're here. I'm sorry."

>>18842124

rolled 81 = 81

>>18842124

rolled 70 = 70

rollan

rolled 80 = 80

derp

rolled 24 = 24

>>18842098
Guys, I think this seed likes politeness!

Please?

>>18842124
Probably as high as we're going to get this morning.
I hope it's enough.

rolled 75 = 75

>>18842098
What is this, some sort of faggoty second thread?

>>18842207

YOU. stop berating the only thread i can join!

i'll forgive you since your roll isn't bad but you're cutting it close.

rolled 94 = 94

>>18842098
KING OF SWAG

DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH BITCHES?

>this quest

It plays with my heartstrings in horrible ways.

You hold her hand tightly, and try and will her to wake up.
"Please Naru, wake up. Please."
The director observes your actions and monitors you internally.
"Please. Please wake up. I'm sorry we left you behind."
She does not stir.
"Please Naru, I'm here. We're here. We're waiting for you. So please, wake up."
Not a sign of movement.

"I said I'd take you with me right? I said I'd show you the outside. Please open your eyes so I can do that."

Nothing.

You push all the majaik that you can through Kraus into her. Your body begins to feel the strain.

"Please... Please, please wake up!"
You feel her fingers tighten fractionally around yours.

"My lord?"
As she opens her eyes, yours close and you are swallowed by darkness.

-----------------------------------------------------

rolled 56 = 56

>>18842224
I know the feeling.

>>18842230
YES

>>18842230
NO. NO!
DON'T BLACK OUT!
DONT RUN OUT OF JUICE!
SHOW THE DIRECTOR WE CAN KEEP HER CORPOREAL

>>18842230
NEXT TIME ON MAHOU SHONEN QUEST:
COMA-INDUCED VISION: PEYOTE EDITION

>>18842230

MAHOU SHOUNEN QUEST

Come for the badass swagzilla

Stay for the dramatic existential scenarios.

>>18842230

the majaik drain must be through the roof now, we need to increase it somehow

also i cannot put my feelings into words right now.

>>18842230

rolled 71 = 71

>>18842230
Of course it took so long, we didn't kiss her! You always kiss the sleeping maiden to wake her!

>>18842218
Jokes, bro, jokes. Relax.

>>18842230
FUCK GUYS THIS IS WHY WE NEED ENDURANCE CLASSES

How do you expect to save damsels in distress when we drop our butlery ass on the floor everytime we try to do something straining?

>>18842242
I stay for the trolling, actually. I have a buttmad siphon, same as LG.

>>18842253
Fair enough.

>>18842253
We do endurance classes! Haven't you met our trainers? Two cute German girls, one with glasses, a Pink-haired Tsundere...

rolled 20 = 20

>>18842253
To be fair, we ARE currently supporting one of the most complex simulation that The Director has made.

>>18842249

all good bro, i'm getting to invested in this.

>give me more!

>>18842253
We're trying to support a whole damn person with nothing but magick. That's kinda hard.

Guys, I think I just figured out something. In Susan's timeline, a male Hayate went back in time and knocked up Perrine. A male Hayate had lunch with Keima. A male Hayate helped us kiss the twins.

But that timeline's future Hayate should be female.

That's why Susan is going to end up in our timeline. Her timeline is suddenly awash in paradox. That shit is going to fall apart, collapse into ours. Most people will probably just get some sudden, vague hints of memory from that other timeline, mostly in the form of deja vu. Susan and Hayate, though? I don't think they'll merge. I think Susan will manifest in full in our timeline.

What do you guys think?

>>18842267

Not that kind.

Now, if the Director challenged us to a Sex test, we could go all day and night long.

>>18842244
>the majaik drain must be through the roof now
It is now, and we STILL want to have our own Combat Household Staff/Familiar Squad.

Fortunately, our rate of majaik regeneration seems to be just a bit more than the rate at which A-tan sucks it out. We just need to keep increasing the amount of regeneration that occurrs to be able to support the increased number of familiars.

>>18842294
Well, I still think it was Negayate who knocked up Perrine... But fair points on the kiss, the lunch, and so forth.

You wake up in an unfamiliar bed, with an unfamiliar ceiling over you.
Unfamiliar white sheets cover your body.
The small of disinfectant and medicine is in the air, by these you deduce that you are in the infirmary.

You look at the clock on the wall and see that the time is just a little after midnight.

The door at the end of the ward opens and the nurse walks in

rolled 6 = 6

>>18842280
It'll be easier to keep her running, though, after the big push to get her running under our power.

>>18842294
Interesting thing, here: LG's stated that Susan and TOSyate are different people. I think what is likely to happen is that in "curing" TOSyate of the genderflip, Susan will be branched off, leaving a male Hayate, and Susan, as separate beings. Where Susan goes from there? Who knows.

rolled 9 = 9

>>18842294

Having an alternate us in another dimension could be what is siphoning our power. We join with "Susan" and double our power, giving us enough to power a full AI construct.

>>18842319
We had the power siphon long before Susan came to be.

>>18842295
"Ayasaki. We have heard of your apparently perpetual gain of sexual partners."

"Wait, what? Aren't the dorms not monitored?"

"They are. Who told you otherwise?"

"Never mind."

"In any case, we have decided to train you to utilize this power you have." Panel opens up, behind it are hundreds of women. "We will begin by gauging your current potential. Do not resist."

>>18842315
NO FRANK

PLEASE NO

>>18842319
A-tan is the one who is draining our magick

>thread 92

And somehow I'm still curious as to what Aoki's abilities were.

rolled 23 = 23

>>18842315
"Huh?... Wh- Naru!" Bolt up as fast as our body allows.

>>18842315
>the nurse walks in
Is it Frank? Oh god, I hope it's not Frank.

>>18842345
... who?

>>18842352
Don't panic, man. Just have Kraus set up a mental connection and produce a status report.
She's one of our Staff now, like Jakob, Ted, and Lo.

>>18842359
We do not know that.

>>18842354

i like to entertain the thought that frank is really professional about his job when someone in a serious condition comes in, sort of like the idea that shirou derps so much that he is actually brilliant.

>>18842355
Way back during the Nanoha fiasco, LG indicated that the teacher from KnJ had been an agent of the Bureau.

>>18842368
Either that or he's constantly misunderstood and accidentally sounds creepy.

rolled 21 = 21

>>18842378
Considering the bad end we got on the way back to town with Hina with Frank, Billy and Hard Gay, I don't think the case.

>>18842359

Probably yes but now we have a new goal to add.

We can't have her be part of our 'staff' forever. Time to research and see what we can do to make her her own person. Not just a construct that is self-aware.

The nurse that walked in wasnt Frank thankfully, It was someone new.
A short-haired blond lady in a labcoat walks over to you.
"Hi there. Feeling better now?" She asks.
"Yeah... Where's Naru?" you ask her in return.
"Who? Anyway, Kyon-san brought you here earlier and told me to monitor you and keep you comfortable. He also told me to 'keep you from doing anything too stupid', Anyway, I want you to rest up until you feel well enough to get back on your feet. Just call me if you need anything."

She walks back to the door after she fluffs your pillow.
Outisde, you hear her talking to somebody.
"Yes, He's awake now."
...........
"Sure, I guess you could go right in."

The door opens again.

>>18842345
I'm sorry... Who?

>>18842378
Bro... Actually watch the Rock Horror Picture Show. Because you clearly haven't. He's a rapist, a hedonist, pansexual, and a murderer. And he feels no guilt.

>>18842374
What?

>>18842401
It does make you wonder how he got through the Bureau's vetting process, and why Personnel Resources doesn't crack down on him.

>>18842374
Oh yeah. Him.
He's deep cover.
very little majaik use.
But i guess he's more of a surveillance type instead of a combatant

>>18842401

well there goes that thought, never seen it.

>>18842398

predicting shiro

>>18842398
FUCK YEAR SHAMAL!

MILF SPOTTED.
SWAG ON FULL.

>>18842398
Shamal's a nurse here? Not really surprised with Nanoha and Vita as agents.

>>18842398
Yay, visitors.

>>18842415
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc80tFJpTuo

>>18842398
This better be Naru, or i will lose my shit.

Ah who am I kidding, I'm sure it's one of the girls or something

>>18842398
If it's the girls, and it's most likely them, we've got a lot of explaining to do.

>>18842411

They probably find him hilarious.

>>18842412
Some sort of magical filing cabinet that automatically gathers and stores information, both personal and otherwise would be appropriate for him, I suppose.

>>18842433

>oh god

making a note never to think of frank ever again.

>>18842433

Oh Tim Curry. Why are you so inexplicably sexy.

>>18842495
We don't know! But I'm okay with it.

The girls walk in, all four of them with looks of concern on their faces.
"You. One minute you were being dragged by some guy outside, and six hours later we find out that your in the infirmary. What happened?"
Erica demands an explanation.
"It was the Director. She wanted to test my Data manipulation capabilities. She gave me a chance to save Naru... And I blew it." you tell them.

"What do you mean save her? She's a simulation. There's no saving her. Why are you so adamant about that?" She asks as she sits down on the bed beside you.

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18842398
Who's the doc? Is it Akagi Ritsuko?

>>18842510
"Because she was in pretty much the same situation I was in, before Mike saved me."

"Except she hadn't been sold to the Yakuza for her organs."

>>18842510
"My latent data manipulation gave her life like Lo and Ted but the Director couldn't support her forever, so she gave me a chance to keep my promise"

>>18842510
"I broke my promise. That still stands whether or not she was real or not... What am I if I can't even help someone without passing out?"

>>18842510
Never say something like that again. Look at [lo's ted's and the bunny's names].
Besides, I promised her.

>>18842512
Shamal from Nanoha.

>>18842510
"According to the Director, the constructs in that simulation are intelligent. Worse still, she was refusing to revert back to her base state after the simulation ended."

>>18842510

"She was a full AI, my data manipulation gave her a mind of her own. A mind I wasn't able to save..."

>>18842510
"If I can't help my friends when they need it, when I promised them I would, then what use am I?"

>>18842510
"Apparently not anymore. The director said she was an absurdly complex simulation, and that... being around me affected that in odd ways. She became real enough that she didn't shut down with the rest of the simulation."

>>18842510
The director made the most complex and intricate AI and programs to create that simulation. However, deep down, I was able to reach out and modify it beyond what the Director was able to do. Naru became more then an AI while we were there. And she wants to see what else there is to see beyond her surroundings. Will you help me?

>>18842525
MORE DRAMA

>>18842510
"Well... It seems I have the ability to manipulate data, like how I befriended Ted, and Lo. Made them more than simple battle constructs, gave them the ability to think, and have personalities beyond what they originally had. It... It seems I was doing it with Naru, too. She kept... She kept going, after the simulation was supposed to be shut down. The Director said, she said, if I couldn't wake her, and... maintain her form with my majaik, she'd have to... to purge Naru, and the 'errant simulation'. I guess... I guess I just wasn't good enough."

>>18842510
"Because I saw so much of myself in her. I was in that situation she was in, betrayed, abandoned, and just going through the motions of life. That's when Mike found me, and gave me a way out that I hadn't realized I had been looking for.
"The only difference was that she wasn't on the run from the Yakuza for her organs.
"And according to what the Director was saying, one of her most complex constructs plus whatever I seem to be able to do to them, resulted in...well, Naru refusing to accept a shutdown command. So she gave me a shot at taking her out of the simulation."

>>18842510

"My swag must work on simulated people, then.
At least there's something about me that affected her. Enough for the Director herself to be interested in following our little adventure in that godforsaken simulated hellhole live."

>>18842525
>>18842524
>>18842533
>>18842539
>>18842537

Mix a few of these together, then sum it up with, "Basically, it happened again."

>>18842565
This with "Only this time a life was technically in danger"

>>18842510
"Because I choose to."

Let's hope the Director doesn't realize that training us via simulation is probably uneconomical for the Bureau. I mean, we bring back something almost every time we go into one.

>>18842615
Doesn't really cost the Bureau anything when we bring something out. Then it's on us to keep it go ing.

>>18842558

i support this one with maybe an added

"i had to do it, it is my fault she ended up like that, i had to save her... what good am i if i can't save a friend?"

>>18842615
Thankfully, they can just create new ones almost on the spot. Its just a program. Programs are easy to copy and modify. All you need is a template of what you want and then modify to suit your needs.
So in truth, Lo and Ted are more or less brothers then anything else.

also holyshityesImadeitforthemorningthread.

>>18842615
Uneconomical? Are they running low on 1s and 0s?

>>18842622
The construction of a physical body for an artificial being is probably beyond our current abilities. We maintain the construct, but Director Negato is probably the one who has to foot the bill of power for actually bringing it to life.

That's what this was, actually. She was testing our ability to do it ourselves. And in Nightmare mode because of the construct's complexity.

>>18842655
It's just majaik, just gotta throw another SUE in the juicer.

>>18842680
Oh shit.
I wonder what happened to that one kid that tried to escape from the juicer in the tweets.

>>18842510

"Well... It seems I have the ability to manipulate data, like how I befriended Ted, and Lo. Made them more than simple battle constructs, gave them the ability to think, and have personalities beyond what they originally had. It... It seems I was doing it with Naru, too. She kept... She kept going, after the simulation was supposed to be shut down. The Director said, she said, if I couldn't wake her, and... maintain her form with my majaik, she'd have to... to purge Naru, and the 'errant simulation'. I guess... I guess I just wasn't good enough."
"Wait, So she became self aware?" She asks you.
"Yes. She was alive." you tell her. "But I wasnt able to keep her that way."
"I wasn't able to save a friend. I saw so much of myself in her. I was in that situation she was in, betrayed, abandoned, and just going through the motions of life. That's when Mike found me, and gave me a way out that I hadn't realized I had been looking for." You tell them dejectedly. "What good am I if I can't do something as simple as that."

The girls say nothing more and wrap their arms around you.
The next thing you know, you were home at the resort.

With no more words said between the five of you, the girls and you head to the bedroom to retire for the night.

-------------------------------------------------

>>18842680
>>18842688
The Bureau is fucking scary.

>>18842695
inb4 we wake up with Naru on the swag pile

>>18842680
>>18842688

oh man, this makes so much sense to me.

>>18842695
>HERE.WE.GO.

Well, shit, this has been autosaging since the start.

>>18842719
Nofunallowed janitors/mods are on the case.

>>18842695

Moment of truth here. Loaded, ready to fire?

>>18842701
Welcome to hell kid. Either you die young and help the agenda or you go up in the ranks and retire before you are thrown in the juicer for bad results.

Welcome to hell kid. I hope you have friends. You are gonna need them.

>>18842695
Canon loaded?

>>18842719
Mod put it in autosage because it was the second one in one day, iirc. Not a bad idea, really, as it keeps people who are annoyed by such things from freaking out and having an attack.

Alternatively, mod is fag who no liek good things.

>>18842719
Because no fun mod came to save all the little 40kids and d&derps from having anything pollute their glorious board of rage and manly men being so manly it hurts

>>18842701
It's a result of the setting.
Truth be told, the Combine is probably the one faction with the least dark secrets, followed closely by the Closers. They're exactly what they say they are on the tin.

>>18842739
It is actually a very Fucking bad idea because this is the only place quest threads are allowed and most people have given up caring if their precious front page has one non space marine thread, even our slammed has gone and choked on a dick so there is no reason to do this shit

>>18842712
Here are two of the tweets that LG loves to troll us with:
Alarms go off throughout the Bureau. The PA system announces the situation. "SUBJECT NRT#021 HAS ESCAPED HIS HOLDING CELL. LOCKDOWN!" As you try and take in the situation in the hallway leading to Ryuu's bar, a blonde kid dressed in an orange jumpsuit runs past you."GET HIM!" The Commander shouts out from the end of the hallway as he points his weapon towards the fleeing figure. "Hey you! Help us."
Your group corners the kid in an empty laboratory "Youll never take me back there!" he says defiantly"I saw what you did to the others!"

People who exhibit too much SUE are fed into a juicer for their SUE to help power majicks.

>>18842760
>>18842747
So, with all this grimdarkness, is it reason enough to wake up god? She'd probably put a stop to such matters if she became aware, but the obvious problem remains that she'd probably alter everything at least a little.

On a different note, we need to talk to the Doctor. We need to see if they can figure out what the hell is going on with our magick reserves. We were able to power ourselves through the Basic Final Exams without passing out untill the end. However, for the simulation we had our reserves on full for a long time. Unless she really does require a shitload of power to manifest, I am sensing dickery. And not just the normal kind that LG gives us.

You wake up in the middle of the night to thoughts of Naru.
You think of her being unable to live a life she never really had a chance to have.
She woke up, true, but you were unable to maintain her form, you just weren't powerful enough to do it.
You wish you could try it again, maybe you'd succeed this time.
But you know it's too late.
The Director has surely purged her by now.

Wrapping your arms around the girls, you close your eyes and try to go back to sleep.

Sleep will surely allow you to forget these things if only for a little longer.

>>18842781
She's only god of a single setting. Her powers are vastly reduced in the Meta.
There are things out there that are far more powerful.

>>18842790
We are gonna relapse into main timeline this time. Shits about to get trippy. I can just taste it this time.

rolled 69 = 69

>>18842740
>>18842739
>>18842726
Yes, I was endeavoring to make sure people were aware that it was happening to the thread. I'm not concerned about the thread not happening, just… disappointed the mod.

>>18842790
>Stringing it out like a boss

Godamnit LG, you torment my emotional investment.

>>18842790

i am on a train which could stop and happy or sad station any minute now.

>>18842781

That'd be the worst thing we could ever do. Haruhi would remake the world, and there's no guarantee that we'd be us if she did.

>>18842786
We have to come up with a better way to check to see if the Doctor is back rather than coming down to the Infirmary all the damn time.

>>18842817
Maybe have Alternate timeline Hayate leave a note for us to tell us that the Doc is in at this time. We are to go there. NOW.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18842817
When we have an appointment with him, he'll let us know. No point in worrying about it till then

>>18842786
You may be underestimating the drain an entire human would out on our majaik

The animals are quite simple even in the personalities we gave them but a full in AI on the same level as kraus with an existing life and memories and entire thought pattern would be huge

Not to mention we qave no clue what sort if powers sue might have had outside the sim so it is quite possible she did overload our already taxed powers

A-Tan is still draining us along with god knows what else and we haven't sorted any of the reasons of it out, we have just adapted to it and put a band aid over it for the moment

On that note I fully expect naru will be there when we wake up. Bunny ears and all

>>18842798
That's arguable, given the importance of both Kyon and Nagato in the meta.

It's entirely possible that she's this metaverse's god and that she's just been put to sleep for the sake of stability.

Some evidence of this exists in the Infinicon setting, which in all likelihood not where Negato and Kyon originated, as it shows her influence.

>>18842817
You know, we reaaalllly should check to see if that Police Box actually has a telephone inside it. Or if the Doctor has a cell, at least.

We're buying him one if he doesn't.

You are Naru, a resident of the Con.
And you waited for him.

You opened your eyes and saw him there.
He looked at you and smiled before he closed his eyes.
After that, there was only darkness.

>>18842844
...fuck.

>>18842837
I really need to stop posting on my phone when i am drinking

Rereading this is terrible

>>18842837
True. Hrmm....How hard would it be to put her in a Device? Less taxing I would think. Might even give kraus something to ah give company with.

>>18842841

Infinicon could be Haruhi's home dimension.

Afterall, it is one of the Director's more complex sims. Why would she devote so much time to it, otherwise?

>>18842844
I'm not even mad anymore,
I'm just...
Just end this already.

>>18842841
No, I'm talking about the Meta.
Haruhi is powerful, but there are entities out there like HyperVAC, G.O.D. and Anti-G.O.D., the pantheons of all of the RPG's, and that damn kid from the Twilight Zone.

>>18842844
Why do you play with my emotions like this LG

Jesus christ my hea-HNNNNNNG

>>18842844

>fishing for reactions
>its working

aaaaargh!

>save. her

wat.

>>18842843
He assumedly has a device, we could ask Kraus to keep an eye out for it appearing on his scope

>>18842877
Probably immensely hard and she would be happy because while she is following us and is outside she is stuck in a credit card

>>18842899
Wouldn't not would

Personally I think learning your entire world was a complex computer game would be pretty devastating on someone's mind so it might not of been the best idea anyway

We know she is coming now though so it is a moot point

>>18842899
Its not altogether uncommon for devices to have human forms. Most if not all of the ones that we regularly get into contact with have human forms.
I do fear if Kenji ever unlocks his device's human form.

>>18842888
I'm not saying there aren't other beings out there that have a similar power level. Omnipotence isn't really a rare theme, afterall.

I'm just suggesting that the crazy man at Infinicon shouting about how she was capable of making "everyone happy" might have been right, with the implication being that her potency in the Mahou Shounen Quest setting might stretch beyond that of her home dimension.

>>18842844

>>18842948

>>18842923
Why? We all know what it would look like.

And frankly, I'd like for us to meet him.

000012010000101000123Simulation setting 2323A-IFC 00010023000
0023010120[Simulated resident 52T-076]-1102122201221203303020211
00123322023402311110101error11112311
0malfunction01203010010101201201201001112120
010210malfunction101010122231101020100001111
0101202abnormal_responce11201200111101220112
00123stability_compromised123101021012102112021011
01012022202insifficient_energy1201012020001201120000
111212123123431232342342342purge1212344411222222
14423234purge12314234235235235411212433r45433222
1234342222234223423r543425433435345purge12312133

>>18842971

>purge

it... it's raining outside.

>>18842965
His Device is Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster, and will look like this.

>>18842971
I think we broke the director.

rolled 53 = 53

>>18842985
But… we're not outside.

>>18842971
Her designation ends in 76?
Was that intentional?

7 -Nana
6 -Roku

76- NaRu

>>18842923
Yes but if we out her in with Kraus she would just be piggybacking on his systems so they would default to his form
She would forever just be stuck close to us but in a cage, unable to actually reach us

>>18842940
We would have to go to the infinicon setting itself and probably would run into the real naru then

Because if haruhi was just simulated like the rest of infinicon as we saw it, she would have no power outside it

Hate to say it guys but hayate found a waifu, she was simulated in her entirety and we only caused her to have more depth because hayate thought she should

rolled 59 = 59

>>18843016
Probably.

rolled 7 = 7

Channel more mana into Naru. Channel mana from the past, the future, and our alternate universe counterparts! If the director wants to purge her, we'll make sure she explodes from the attempt!

>>18843032
Looks like that attempt ran out of juice.

"HEY, YOU. FUCKING HEY. JUST HANG THE FUCK ON OKAY. I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. GO FUCKING SLEEP THERE A BIT WHILE I SORT SOME SHIT OUT."

"I GOT THIS. FUCKING TRUST ME."

rolled 14 = 14

>>18843043
The fuck do you know, cockmuncher. We can make liquid from nothing, we'll just magic up some more juice!

rolled 31 = 31

>>18843027
>hayate found a waifu
By god, you may be right. I'm okay with that, though.

>>18843051
KRAUS TO THE FUCKING RESCUE.
There's our 95 right there.

>>18843051
Is Kraus gonna be a bro again? I suddenly understand nothing.

>>18843051
Yes...YES!

>>18843051
>>18843068
Is Kraus going to sacrifice himself to save Naru?

I hope not.

>>18843051
Kraus: Legendary motehrfucker.

>>18843056
I doubt we have the power to majaik up S.U.E juice

We could try but we would probably kill ourselves trying to make a single drop

>>18843051

>>18843085
Forgot to mention pic is kraus

>>18843027
Well yes, a simulated god would be useless to us, as bringing it into the real world would require the energy of a god.

And honestly, I'm not suggesting that the real Haruhi would be in the real Infinicon setting, just that her influence might have reached there from a different universe.

For all we know, Negato has Haruhi strapped to a golden throne somewhere deep in the Bureau or in some other tightly regulated dimension.

rolled 70 = 70

>>18843077
Don't be ridiculous. He just needs to store her code till we can figure out a body for her.

>>18843070
You say that like he ever isn't.

>>18843077
Doubtful
He will vehemently express his displeasure at things until they work however

>>18843070
Kraus has *always* been a bro. Foulmouthed and arrogant, sure, but always a Bro.

>>18843051

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH FISTBUMPS IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

>>18843083
I just had a thought:
S.U.E. Juice. Could it be anything like the *sauce* that the Orz like so much? Might the Orz arrive to *dance* with us *silly cows*?

>>18843096
She is probably strapped to the other golden throne drinking S.U.E juice to power the bureau

NEXT TIME ON MSQ:
Burke and Hare

New thread at 2200 4chan time.

>lol autosage on a 300+ post thread.
>y u so yonked?

rolled 95 = 95

>>18843106
Let's… let's not explore that avenue of thought.

>>18843125

FUCKIGN CLIFFHANGER

>Burke and Hare
Body-snatchers.
We stealing a body for Naru

>>18843125
LG's thirst for tears grows ever stronger, he is enjoying every moment of all your torments and is growing more powerful with each passing post

He won't be getting any from me because now I am going to sleep

>>18843125
...BLAST IT!

won't be here for next thread but i'm looking forward to read how this will turn out.

Guys. Guys.

Remember when we requested a robotic waifu maid for the house? Remember how there was no real consensus for who that might be?

Notice how making a physical body for a construct is apparently beyond us for now?

>>18843125
You did notice that it started saging at the beginning, right?

>>18843125
Curse you

>>18843161
That wasn't a request, so much as people seeing it in LG's twitter and going, "Yeah, that's pretty cool."

I think.

rolled 32 = 32

>>18843165
That's what he's talking about.

>>18843173
it was that Fake LG in that quest general thread that first posted about robot waifus.
Then real LG ran with it on twitter.

http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/18708016/#18708604

>>18843125
Dammit! I got a pnp game tonight!
Why do you tempt me, LG?

>>18843114
Considering that this variation of Negato is fine with blending people into juice in the first place, I wouldn't be that surprised.

Kind of a depressing image, but then again, for the good of many, one girl might have to be drained like the Blue Fairy from Fables.

I wonder. How derailed did we set LG off of his flow charts this time? I am gonna go with "skip these two blocks and run it parallel to this one"

>>18843220
because your pnp game hasn't had you as emotionally invested in something like this has in a long fucking time.
Mine certainly hasn't.

>whycantiholdallthesefeels.jpg

>>18843276
Im thinking its gonna add another txt document to that folder he keeps.
A Naru_long_route.txt one.

I don't think we killed a chart, we expanded it too much.
And possibly merged it with the robo waifu one he was preparing?

>>18843293
I think...We need that one diagram of the plot line of One piece.

rolled 24 = 24

>>18843269
>Negato
It's NAgato

>>18843276
>Derail from the charts
Don't be silly, he had this shit planned.

>>18843306
>It's NAgato
I'm going to pretend I spelled it with an 'e' because she's a somewhat more evil interpretation of the character.

rolled 83 = 83

>>18843281
Shit, mine hasn't even actually happened for at least a month. I may have to take another go at running something.

rolled 46 = 46

>>18843336
A'ight. I'll accept that.

Gonna point this out. Hayate is going to die. We should be prepared for this.

Also I'm praying for Negayate spinoff quest at some point, the idea is too tempting: A grizzled older Hayate whose lost everything time and time again until he snapped and turned to a life of crime.

>>18843393
>Hayate is going to die.

If he did, his bitches would do what Chrono's bitches did.

>>18843431
We even have a body-double prepared!
Though it's made of fudge....

Just got caught up reading, and goddamn my emotions are sore from being abused so much.

With the body-snatching idea: There are plenty of people in the meta capable of creating "blank" bodies that we could put Naru's personality into. Hell, depending who we go to it could even be cheap.

Maybe I'm just being a selfish fool, but I'm not liking the Director after all this.

I can totally see the "death" of Naru being the starting point towards becoming Negayate.

>>18843439
>I can totally see the "death" of Naru being the starting point towards becoming Negayate.

Well then. It's a good thing we have such a Bro in Kraus, then.

>>18843393
>going to die

What are you talking about?

>>18843439
The Director is killing people and stuffing them into blenders.

What would possibly compel you to like this person under any circumstance?

>>18843463
Don't think Twitter stuff is canon.

What we know:
We don't have the majaik to fully support Naru.
Kraus will be a bro and get things working.
Ted and Lo have smaller forms that decrease majaik drain.

Which leads me to this:

"M-My Lord?"
Hayate sits bolt upright, waking from a dead sleep. "Naru? Are you there?"
"Here, my Lord, but something is strange," she replies in a tiny voice.
Hayate turns to the bedside table to see Naru standing there, slightly larger than an action figure.
"What."
'BEST I COULD FUCKING DO, FAG-NUTS.'

rolled 46 = 46

>>18843457
We're running out of reloads. So we're going to die. But then we can get resurrected, and fill the Dagger of Time with mojo. Then we'll have rewinds. Like reloads, but different.

I wonder if the Prince remembers his rewinds?

>>18843463
S.U.E.s aren't people. They're metafictional anomalies that look like people.

>>18843463
They're S.U.E.'s. They're not really people.

>>18843481
I can work with that. Doll-sized meido.

Or maybe loli-meido.

In any case, when we get her a body, the drain on us will disappear.

>>18843505
>I can work with that. Doll-sized meido.

This was an anime. Can't remember the name of it. Too lazy to google.

>>18843524
I'm not sure about the doll-sized meido, but the first one that pops to mind is the one where the guy's right hand turns into a girl.