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04/24/12(Tue)01:56 No.18838815"Hey, I don't know what happened between you two, but he IS a guy. Seriously, known him most of my life."
"Man, got them all fooled, huh?"
"I AM A MAN."
"Keep saying it, maybe someday it'll be true."
"I HAVE A PENIS."
"Sure, sure you do. I'll bet it's two feet long, made of delicious hard candy, and shoots money out. Get all the ladies. Or guys, whatever, not judging."
Dave pats him on the shoulder "Calm down Laurie. Satisfying as it might be to kill his stupid ass, there's no fighting in the war room. We'd get das boot before we could even sign up."
"SPEAKING OF SIGNING UP~" The large man roars as he turns around, to see a normal looking person in all white handing the pen back to the woman behind the counter.
"Yes, speaking of, you managed to waste all that time bickering instead of filling in ONE blank on the paperwork. Congratulations, you've made an ass of yourself in public for hours. Again."
"Hey, fuck you Alex." For a moment you wonder hat the hell, before you realize this other man apparently shares your name. "Not like we're wasting company time, we're on vacation here."
"Only you would think of gladiatorial combat as 'relaxing'."
"And only you would try and weasel your way out of vacation time for more field work." He turns to your assembled party. "I'll see you in the Arena."
As he walks away his friend tells you that he won't actually be seeing you in the Arena, since your in the teams division, and he's flying solo.
[ ] Send Ari to get the paperwork, talk to the other Alex. [ ] Do paperwork, get it done with. [ ] Take a look at possible opponents. [ ] Other. |