inb4 twitter

>>18821844
"What can you tell me about that area? What dangers should we be aware of? And can you procure disguises for us?"

Fuck yeah

Around what time is it, in-simulation?
If it's only the afternoon, we may have the time to go to the forest and begin our investigation.

>>18821844
What can you tell me about the Black Wolves, if we're going to seek a man out there we'll need to look the part, we can't be wielding shiny weapons and magic hats if they're pretending to be gritty peasants and amoral sellswords.

>>18821877
I believe it was still early morning before we went into the Undercon, it may be a good idea to get some more sleep before we head to the Lands of LARP.

He continues stitching up the wound on Naru's shoulder.
His old but steady hands working efficiently.
"What can you tell me about that area? What dangers should we be aware of? And can you procure disguises for us?" You ask him.

He continues working without looking up at you, his full attention on his daughter's injury,
"The LARP forest covers roughly half of the open space north of the Con. The other half is dedicated to the Field of Foam, and the Recreational Ruins."

"The forest is inhabited mostly by fantasy LARPers but some modern ones are known to roam through it's groves from time to time."
"The Fantasy Folk are a mostly peaceful bunch, choosing to live thier lives in seclusion, interacting only with those in thier clique. Sure there are battles among the 'tribes' but they are almost always honorable affairs."
He begins to make the final stiches on her wound, the curved needle going in and out of her skin, pulling the suture through.
"As for the dangers, there are bandits. They'll take anything of value from you. Make-up, trading cards, food, even scraps of cardboard. If they think they can use it, they will take it."
"There are also the Quislings."
"Quislings?" You ask
"Quislings." Naru explains for her father. "They are what remain ofa group that once went into the forest to play Humans vs Zombies. The humans came back reporting that their counterparts had gone insane for some reason. Now those remaining 'zombies' prowl the forest acting much like what they used to pretend to be. They lost their minds and their humanities."

"As for disguises, I have a few I have hidden," Raymond again takes over for his daughter, "Suits of cardboard armor, tunics, vests, I can equip your party as much as you'd need."

"When do you plan to go?" he finally asks

[ ]As soon as possible
[ ]tomorrow at sunrise

>>18822099
[x]tomorrow at sunrise

We let Naru heal some, get new stuff from the Dude, and get some time to recover from that wall of dicks fiasco.

>>18822099
Tomorrow at Sunrise. I'd prefer not to get lost in the woods at night.
I'd also like to give Naru some time to heal.

>>18822099
ASAP, after a short nap, assuming the timing of things are as I believe.

>>18822099

[x] Tomorrow

Give everyone a night, and we need to make sure we're on top of our game after what we let happen to our guide.

>>18822099

[x]WE RIDE AT DAWN!

We're heading into LARP central, might as well get into the part.

>>18822099
What time is it now?

>"Quislings." Naru explains for her father. "They are what remain ofa group that once went into the forest to play Humans vs Zombies

>>18822099
[x]As soon as possible
The countdown has not slowed down any even if we got two of the targets. We'll simply have to be more careful with Naru, perhaps task a pair of shirtninjas to help her out.

K sounds like he'll be the most difficult to catch and require the most time.

>>18822134
This seeks like a good idea, get into the spirit of the Karl forest and hopefully have an easier time or it

>>18822099
Tomorrow, rest will keep everyone on their A-game and allow time to heal and equip.

"We ride at dawn." You tell him with a flourish.
"Very well, I see you have already begun getting into the part." He smiles as he bandages up Naru's stitches.
"You know what they say, When in gnome..." You smile back.
-----------------------------------
After a late lunch courtesy of Raymond, your team and you lounge in the warehouse.

Bob has gotten his ninjas together and are sitting off to one corner.
Raymond and some of his poeple have gone back into his shop to keep up the front and to get the gear together.

The time is a little after 2pm.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18822099

Wonder if those Quislings are really convinced that they're zombies or if they're just EXTREME LARPING.

Woo MSQ!

We wait till tomorrow, and we should ensure Naru is okay, she took some heavy damage there.

>>18822238
Theyre convinced theyre zombies.
Same reason I used the word from WWZ

Time to mission failure, LG?

Also, let's think up a quick theme for our group.

Hayate is the very handsome Mage-Lord who is gathering an army of beautiful women to fight at his side. We also have a few retainers, you know, to keep shit together.

We're hunting down our arch-nemesis who tried (unsuccessfully) to steal away some of our girls.

>>18822236
Get dressed up, check on Naru, prepare our story with the rest of the group.

K has brought great dishonor to our clan's name and we are forced, despite our familial love, to track him down and bring him to justice. This cruel fate tears at our heart, forced to choose between duty and brotherly love.

>>18822236
Talk with Erica about what she meant when she asked Gai who he really was.

>>18822236
Talk to the troops.
Particularly the Ninjas.
Maybe talk to some of Raymond's men too, get a feel for their situation.
Also ask if the cardfag ever came back, the Takoyaki-group seems like an interesting side quest

>>18822236
Check in with Bob. Our arrangement has been mutually beneficial, and will he come with us to the LARP Forest.

Check in with the Ramen-gumi people to see if that double-agent for the Takyoyaki Group has come back.

Get a LARP cover story together with our team, and have Naru help check it over.

>>18822264
WE GO AS A BARD.
No question.

>>18822258
WWZ is awesome stuff.

We need to head back to our safe-house and pick up our latest care package.

>>18822236

Acquire new care package at safehouse (or did we do that already?)

>>18822300
How much of our violin's effects is mundane and how much comes from some kind of subtle Majaikal influence?

>>18822309
The care package hasn't arrived yet.

>>18822319
I'd think 50/50 i guess.
Possible emotional manipulation + really powerful music

>>18822320
I thought it was already sent, and we simply stopped here first. If this is so, check on care package before returning here.
Regardless, check on those here, and ensure some rest before getting ready to venture out.

>>18822341
We've gotten the second care package, it had the Brick, and other items used in our day's hunt.

>>18822395
The Dude said that another package would be delivered soon.
We need to get it.

>>18822412
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18809023#18813744
>We're sending another box of supplies you might need to the safehouse later.
The supplies haven't arrived yet. We don't know when they will arrive, just 'later'.

>Check on the troops
You approach the ninjas, they give you formal and awkward bows as you come closer.
"Boss! We would like to thank you for getting us out of the sewers and giving us this chance at the surface. We will not fail you!" Bob tells you.
"You are all very welcome. I hope you follow Raymond-san as you would me."
"Of course boss." he bows again.
"Now about those costumes, Raymond-san told me he'll do what he can about that. I'm sure hell have outfits for you guys pretty soon."
You see their eyes light up through the shirts that served as their masks.
"Really boss? Thanks you!" They all say together.
"No, don't thank me. Raymond-san deserves all of the thanks." You tell them.

----------------------------
You then go to the nearest of Raymond's men to inquire about the spy you took the cards from.
"Shogun-sama!" He says as he kneels in front of you. "What do you require?"
"Please, stand-up, all this kneeling gets me nervous." you say as you help him up to his feet.
"Anyway, did that guy we send out last night ever come back? I still have his cards."
"Not yet Shogun-sama. Our informants last saw him this morning getting on the tram headed to the red-light district."
"I see... If he comes back, I want him sent to me directly." you order.
"Yes Shogun-sama!"
---------------------------------

Naru is seated on a cushion on a pile of crates, she's covering the head of a carpenter's hammer in foil and ducttape turning it into a mace of sorts.
"How are you holding up Naru?" You ask her.
"I am well My Lord, again I must apologize for getting your bunnyears dirty even after you entrusted them to me."
"No it's nothing. They just needed to be dusted off that's all." you tell her.
"My Lord... Will you take me with you?" She says softly as she struggles to wrap more duct-tape around the hammerhead, her injured arm still not in best shape.

WAT SAY OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18822549
>saw him this morning getting on the tram headed to the red-light district.
That poor bastard.

>>18822562
NOPE. NOT BAITING US FURTHER LG.
NOOOOOOOOOPE.

"What do you mean?"

>>18822562
>that question
>that picture
>that imminent shitstorm

Fucking fine, she can come to the forest.

inb4 she sacrifices herself in order to save us

>>18822549
>>18822562
Your trip fell off.
>"Of course." then we smile.

>>18822562
Nope you're injured.

>>18822562
Say with a smile, "Why do I have the suspicion that if I tell you 'no,' you'd follow me into the forest regardless? Alright, but I want you to be careful."

>>18822562
"Of course. I and my team are unfamiliar with the LARP Forest and their customs, and we will need your expertise in dealing with them to find our final target.
"Without your help, I doubt we would have been able to find and capture our two renegades.
"However, with your injury, I'll have to insist that you only take an advisory role. We wouldn't want those stitches to open back up."

Intentionally make it about business, and nothing else.

>>18822562
If you mean to the forest, yes, you'll either spend all day worrying about me or follow anyway, so I intend to keep you where I can see you.

If you mean to take you out of Infinicon, if you wish to leave I will to everything within my power to take you with me.

>>18822562
To the LARP forest? If your arm's in good enough shape by tomorrow, yes.

>>18822562
If you want to.

>>18822562
Ask if she'll wear the chainmail bikini.

>>18822612
We aren't saying shit about leaving Infinicon.

We've already hatted her because FUCKING HAYATE, so if she pops out with us, she pops out.

But we're not saying anything else about it.

LG's troll throttle is stuck at full. At least he's taking a break from Perrine Pregnancy.

>>18822706
+1 for this.

evening chaps
what have i missed?

>>18822607
Pretty accurate.

I agree with this.

>>18822615
oh come on, it's probably just a flesh wound.
Also white knights will try to protect a wounded lady.

>>18822706
Of course she'd wear it; Naru would do anything for us. However, Hayate wouldn't ask her to put it on, and not even Erica was willing to wear it.
Erica, who had no qualms with scaling a wall of dicks, hesitated and refused to wear that thing.

Besides, that thing must be painful to wear, if it's made from pulltabs.

>>18822709
>At least he's taking a break from Perrine Pregnancy.
Well, it's still mid-afternoon real-time. There hasn't been time for developments since the medical visit, and we're in the sim in class, any way.

>>18822722
We got Raj, after he choked us out. Gai got his helmet knocked off to have Erica see him as NotGai. Raj fell off the penis tower, breaking at least one leg, Naru got injured by collateral damage from the fight with Raj.

"I can't say no can I?" you smile at her.
"I'm sure that even if I ordered you to stay behind, you'd follow me regardless."
"Yes My Lord. I will follow you wherever." She answers with a smile of her own.

------------------------------------------
You and your team head back to the safehouse to check on the care package the Dude he would send.

You arrive at the Love Hotel to find everything in order.
In one of the rooms, the box that was promised was there.

You open it and inside find...

**ROLLEM**
First 5 items with a roll over 50

rolled 45 = 45

>>18822767
dildo bat

rolled 70 = 70

>>18822767
+5 Golden Mace of Instant Win

rolled 51 = 51

>>18822767
A variety of "spell packets" each filled with a variety of chemicals to induce sleep, fire, or other interesting things.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18822767
A violin/fiddle

We're going to be a bard, everyone loves bards

rolled 70 = 70

Picture of Naru in a sling bikini.

rolled 82 = 82

>>18822767
Bard outfit including spells and a violin to play.

rolled 59 = 59

>>18822767
Strobe Flash-Packs.
Small devices that, when pointed at a foe and activated, will send out powerful strobed flashes of light, disorienting anyone looking at the light. Is directional, so only affects people in a cone.

rolled 96 = 96

>>18822776
This.

>>18822790
You raging cuntwaffle. Can't even make it into something actually useful.

rolled 90 = 90

>>18822767
sword of ultimate pwnage

>>18822805
Wrap it around the brick maybe?

I dunno.

>>18822805
could be used as a way to distract someone, like the dirty mags in MGS.
but yeah, that's a waste.

>>18822805
I'm the one who got us the +5 Golden Mace of Instant Win, so shut the hell up.

The Universe requires karmic huehuehue balance.

>>18822790
...I suppose we could use it as a trade item, for information or assistance.
It sounds like the LARPers don't go to the Red Light District much, so their supplies of porn might be low.

>>18822810
By which you obviously mean, "Dildobat"

rolled 74 = 74

>>18822820
yes yes i do.

rolled 17 = 17

>>18822819
Why would one submit themselves to such torture?

rolled 10 = 10

>>18822767
Another box.
I am not a clever man.

why the hell did you guys go with the 'froggy is a slut' option? you know that's gonna come back to bite us in the ass.

>>18822777
>>18822784
>>18822790
>>18822793
>>18822797
This seems to be the list.
>>18822801
pointing at >>18822776
if LG says no to the picture, but that's unlikely.

>>18822880
Because we loooovvveee punishment.

>>18822880
Would Hayate actually realize he was talking about our froggy? Perrine's not the only french girl in anime.

>>18822880
It seemed like a good idea at the time? I know I've had better.

>>18822880
Because we weren't smart enough to go for the "I love Froggy more" write-ins people were throwing.

>>18822894
Raj's post in Waifu Wars had a picture of Perrine.

Which is why I changed my vote to "She's pregnant with my babby" rather than "she's a slut"

>>18822894

Plus Hayate seems dense enough that the nickname might fly completely over his head. how widespread is the french=frogs thing, anyway?

rolled 27 = 27

>>18822895
What's a good idea? Is it like a unicorn or dragon?

>>18822923
>how widespread is the french=frogs thing, anyway?
It's pretty widespread. I was gonna reference CatShit 1, but it turns out they used pigs for the french in it.

>>18822911
had an ANIME picture of Perrine.

We might not have recognized her.

>>18822948
That might be toeing the line of our denseness. But then again one of her first impressions of us was when we destroyed that gazebo, calling it a deamon.

>>18822928
Something like those, but both more and less ephemeral.

>>18822948
>ANIME picture of Perrine.
You saying you wouldn't recognize a caricature of some one you know and care for?

rolled 91 = 91

>>18822963
Gazebo? where!
MAIM KILL BURN

>>18822946

I mean, I know I've heard it here in Americaland, and I can imagine the Brits love it as much as any other derogatory term for french people, but it doesn't seem like the kind of thing your average japanese teenager would understand at all.

>>18822790
>bracing for awkward

There's a large purple bat, one that could only have been manufactured in the Hentai Area.
Its a Dildo bat, At 4 feet long and tough silicone, you pity the poor soul that would get bludgeoned by it.

There was also a stick painted gold, attached to it was a tag that said [+5 mace of instant winning.]
The tag was signed by someone called Gygax.

There were also numerous bags of pepper, sand and dirt. They were gathered together in a black velvet pouch with a moon and stars sewn on.

There was also a full bard's outfit, complete with a real lute to play on. It seemed to be about your size.

And finally, taped to the bottom of the box was a sealed envelop. the words FOR YOUR EYES ONLY, ENJOY were written on it.

You opened it as everyone had their backs turned and found a picture of Naru wearing a modest, yet still quite erotic old style school swimsuit.
Said photo was quickly hidden in your jacket.

NEW GEAR ACQUIRED.
WAT DO NAO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18822946
I think it's only a Commonwealth and American thing. I don't think it's a common stereotype in Japanese culture.
Like how septics and spams were slang terms used by the militaries of the Australians and English to refer to Americans, but no one else really got the references.

>>18822977
Guys, didn't LG mention there was a Gazebo in our HOME?

We must protect our family! Wood for the Wood God! NAILS FOR HIS THRONE!

>>18823038
We probably got over that bit of PTSD, though.

>>18823038
It's cool, bro, that one's already been subdued.

>>18823052
Nah, I don't think we've talked to shinji about it yet, so it's still a perfectly valid freak out button for our entertainment.

>>18823025
mount up and head for the forest. that's where the last target is, right?

>fuck yea dildo bat time.

>>18823038
That one is tamed, we leave there as a reminder to the others, To let them know we have mastered your kind. Do not think to threaten our family.

>>18823025
Get things prepared for tomorrow.
Food and drinks that we can barter, and ask Naru and Raymond if any Ramen-gumi people operate in the LARP Forest or its outskirts, who can get the ball rolling on finding leads on where K has gone.

>>18823025
Distribute gear among teammates. Review all info on remaining subject.

Maybe cruise around the con for an hour and then get to sleepin?

>There was also a stick painted gold, attached to it was a tag that said [+5 mace of instant winning.]
>The tag was signed by someone called Gygax.

Signed by Gygax? Oh god, the LARPers will make us their king. We hold scepter of the one chosen by their God!

>>18823025
Rest up. Return to Raymond's in the evening.
Watch some TV.

>insert awkward lovehotel pron feed

>>18823025
>dat pic

We oughtta get a group swimsuit photo.

We can show it to all the guys. They will be so jelly.

>>18823075
People voted to wait until tomorrow, even though it's only 2 in the afternoon.

>>18823087
>>18823098
>>18823113
word. changing to rest up then.
>>18823107
i approve of this.

>>18823107
We can do that at the Housewarming party.

Give a copy to Nanoha, so she has another thing to remember everyone by while she's on field training.

>>18823025
Gai can get the mace

Erica would murder us if we didn't give her the dildo bat

Bards outfit for us naturally

Human can keep her sword and larp as a samurai

>>18823164
Eh, maybe we should get the Mace, and give Gai the brick. Since we're the leader, and doing the talking it'll be up to us to present the +5 Golden Mace of Instant Win (Signed by Gygax)

Hmm, just finished getting caught up to this quest, the descriptions of the two we've seen and what letters were used to identify them, are the three guys from OMS? R being Toraichi Tamiya and O being Hikozaemon Otaki and finally the guy who turned away K being Keichi?

Voting on getting everything ready for tomorrow as well.

>>18823184
R is LG.
M is possibly Miko [LG2]
K is.... the third LG?

>>18823177
Well really he doesn't need a weapon since he can rp a monk we keep the brick as a back up and the mace as our main / symbol of lordship over the larpers

>>18823025
Doesn't look like there is a dick. Though it could be hidden.

First we toss the Dildo bat to Hina. It'll be funny.
Try on the bard outfit for sure.

With everything in order, your group sits down and just take the time to rest.
Gai and Naru sit themselves at the chairs to one corner of the room, Hina and Erica join you on the bed.

"I wonder what's on TV..." Erica says as she reaches for the remote.

"aaahhhhhn~ aaaaaahn~" The sounds of lovemaking fill the room, The TV stuck at full volume.
"Ohhh that position is not comfortable." Erica comments as she leans towards the TV.
Hina covers her face and eyes with a pillow.
Naru does the same using her hands.
Both were blushing as red as tomatoes.

You wrestle the remote away from your German girlfriend and turn the TV off.
"Tsk. Spoilsport." she comments.
"Nope. No more of that, we need the rest." You tell her.
----------------------------------------------------

You headed back to Raymond's at around 7 in the evening.
There you find him waiting with gear and costumes.

WAT IS THERE?

*ROLL FOR ITEMS AGAIN*
First 3 over fifty

rolled 36 = 36

>>18823296
Link Costume for Erica.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18823296
A summoning packet that when thrown, releases several questionable photos featuring Hapshiel.

rolled 23 = 23

>>18823296
Box of whatever LARPers like to eat while they LARP

I assume strange mushrooms and granola bars but fuck if I know

rolled 57 = 57

>>18823296
Sororitas outfit for Erica

rolled 93 = 93

>>18823296
Stage weapons: Flamberge, Falchion, Rapier.

rolled 82 = 82

>>18823296
Traveling cloaks with hoods for everyone. Good quality, made of treated leather and looks 'authentic'.

rolled 74 = 74

>>18823296
barbarian for erica

rolled 85 = 85

>>18823308
Once more for Link outfit.

>>18823296
Quisling repellant

rolled 98 = 98

>>18823296
A box labeled "To Naru, Hina, and Erica." It's filled with condoms.

>>18823339
Would also look good on Hina.

rolled 62 = 62

Monk robes for gai, samurai gear for hina, barbarian clothes for naru and a princess dress for erica

rolled 42 = 42

>>18823368
hmm apparently the dice gods approve of prophylactics.

>>18823425
It was a bit late though, it was the sixth over 50

yay all caught up.
thanks for rolling for me yesterday udz.

>>18823440
Happy to oblige.

rolled 59 = 59

>>18823390
Too late but hoping for a 100 for this in support

rolled 61 = 61

>>18823490
maybe it was never meant to be?

>>18823490
The dice gods are ambivalent and slightly in your favor, but not enough to grant such a large request.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18823502
well i tried.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18823502
Maybe, but i can dream
Also the idea of erica as a princess and the white knights is just too Damn funny to me to not try for

"I got some stuff together for you guys, like I said I would." Raymonds tells you as he shows you what he has prepared.

First and foremost was a set of of cloaks with hoods. Made of fine leather, theyre thick enough to protect you from some bladed weapons.

There were also a set of swords laid out, a flamberge, a rapier and a bastard sword.
All three were disguised with a layer of tinfoil on the blades, to make them appear as homemade props.
"be carefull when setting those down." Raymond tells you. "They will still ring like steel if you ever hit those on a rock, and Bandits would just love to get thier greedy mitts on stuff like that."

There were also supplies of bread and cured meat in pouches, once again for bribes and rations.

A half-dozen paper covered balls you recognized as fireworks were also in the pile.
"Had those smuggled out of the last pyrotechnic display. should make for some quick bombs." Raymond says as he hefts one of them

And finally there was an ornate piece of foam armor built for a female frame.
The black chestplate gleamed with golden details, a foam and wood sword lay beside it.
wax seals festooned both chestplate and sword.

YOu thank Raymond for putting the equipment together and head off to check on the ninjas as your team inspects and packs the goods.

>Sister of Battle Erica

I hate to say it, but she'd be the one to fall to slaanesh.

>>18823633
Not if we take on the role of Emps.

>>18823633
i think she'd be too busy shooting to care.

>>18823652
To be fair we are closer to a slaanesh lord than emps

Erica would be a sob for all of ten minutes until she enjoyed things too much, got into lesbiantics or realised there are better ways to enjoyed the equipment than following the rules

"Boss! Boss! Check us out!" Bob says excitedly as he and the other ninjas reveal themselves from behind crates.

They're now wearing a full set of respectable looking ninja outfits.
No longer the shirt Ninjas of earlier, they are now full fledged ninjas [if only in looks.]

Finger-less gloves on their hands flex as they do hilarious karate poses. Silver forehead protectors on thier heads gleam in the light, a simplistic drawing of a steaming bowl in the middle of it.

With thier costumes now unified, you would have found it hard to tell them apart.
Thankfully someone thought it would be a good idea to give each of them name tags.
On Bob's chest was a red and white sticker saying [HELLO, MY NAME IS: Bob].

"Looking great guys. Very Shinobi-ish." You tell them.
Bob grins under his mask, truly happy with the new outfits.
"Thanks for these boss, we swear we won't fail you and Raymond-san."
"Good man. I'll take you up on your word." YOu tell him with a pat on his shoulder.

-----------------------------------------
The evening passed-by quickly soon after that.

>>18823684
>lesbiantics
Thank you for giving me my new favorite word.

>>18823633
>Sister of Battle Erica
Amateur DrawFag? Are you around tonight?
And would you be kind enough to draw this for us?

>>18823705
If we have time, let's have us and Gai give them some crash courses on ninja fighting.

>>18823706
Well i picked it up from a thread here long ago so I am glad to keep it going

>>18823652
When we lose all hold on our swag we will be.

(Our swag grows with our class, and our class grows with our swag. It's a vicious cycle.)

>>18823747
Sisters of swag lead by erica
The adeptus hayates, our minions and students in swaggery
Lord emperor Hayate god pump of man kind

Does that make negayate our horus?

>>18823733
No, the word used in previous threads was Lesbionics, which is the study of lesbians. Lesbiantics would be the semantics of Lesbionics.

Why is this not posted yet?
>Hearts grow cold, eyes go dim, soon she herself will have for gotten him. #msq
>songs will fade,, dreams shall die, and in due time they shall say goodbye
>hearts gro cold, eyes go dim, and you will have sung your final hymn

>>18823773
Pimp not pump

>>18823785
Because none of us care maybe?

We have infinicon shenanigans to deal with, not paranoia time

>>18823785
>>18823802
We must prepare for combat.

>>18823785
because if we ignore the warning signs, maybe it won't hurt as bad when LG burns down our happy little world.

>>18823785
Athena gives up

>>18823785
Perhaps this is what happened to NegaHayate?

It's morning.
THe sun has begun to rise to the east.

You don the bard outfit, the brick, and a rapier.
Gai keeps his normal outfit, and takes the flamberge
Hina changes into pants, sturdy boots and a simple shirt. She keeps her wooden sword as her weapon.
Naru is also dressed similar to Hina, she has a chain and the mace she was working on earlier as her weapons.

Erica has put on the black chestplate but leaves the sword that came with it, she instead takes the bastard sword and her MG3.

You take Bob and another one of the ninjas with you, the two of them would be carrying the supplies.

All seven of you wear the heavy leather cloaks to hide your outfits as you travel through the city to the edges of the LARP Forest.

--------------------------------
You arrive at the treeline at around 7 am.
In front of you is a dirt road leading deeper into the woods, to the left is the wide expanse of the Fields of Foam, and to the right is a river.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ]follow river
[ ]dirt road
[ ]field

>>18823903
[x]dirt road
We're more likely to be accosted by Highwaymen, that we can then defeat and interrogate about K.

>>18823903
We have the +5 Golden Mace of Instant Win with us, right LG?

>>18823903
Road

Follow that river.

>>18823903
Follow the river, rivers always lead to encampments.

>>18823903
[x]dirt road, following >>18823921 this anons logic.

>>18823903
Where's the +5 Golden Mace of Instant Win?
[x] Dirt Road

>>18823903
follow that river

>>18823903
River
Settlements need a water source, fantasy larpers will therefore be near the water

>>18823903
Road, we need to take our prisoners.

>>18823998
Or we run into qislings, and unless there is a bounty I don't see what use bandit prisoners will be

>>18824056
might have info about the last target.
also can feed the Demon Slayer with their blood.

You walk down the dirt road, hoping it will lead you to someone, anyone that could tell you where the Blackwolves would be found.

---------------------------------
You keep walking, passing by broken down wooden carts and long-dead campfires.
After 30 minutes or so, you are deep in the woods.
The trees' canopy meets together on top of the narrow dirt road, covering it in shadow.


The woods are still.
Everything is quiet.
Too quiet..

**ROLL EM**
First one only.

>>18823923
>>18823940
It's in the bags of supplies.
along with the meat, bread and fireworks

rolled 90 = 90

>>18824085
WE'RE FUCKED

rolled 29 = 29

>>18824085
AMBUSHED!

>>18824091
sweeeeet
terrible tom bombadil LARPer time.

>>18824091
Welp, that ambush just failed hard.

>>18824091
Not with that roll we aren't.

Hell to the yes, 90 on top. About fucking time, too.

rolled 71 = 71

testing

>>18824091
You hear people talking form behind the trees.
"noobs... noobs... newfags..." The whispers echo on either side of the path.
A kid wearing a black metallica shirt, and cheetos stained pants jumps out onto the path in front of you.
"FIRST!" he yells.
Other similarly dressed men join him.
"STFU NOOB."
"PWNED!"
"SUCK DICKS!"
"Your mom."
They say as they block your path.
Beside you, You hear Naru say something under her breath.
"Trolls..." Her eyes grow narrow.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18824181
Take them down quickly, also do not feed the trolls.

>>18824181
Slap their shit. Little fuckers.

>>18824181
JOKES ON YOU I WAS ONLY PRETENDING

>>18824181
Introduce the trolls to our various means of pwnage and show then they are the noobs

Ignore them and keep going.

They can't hurt us if we don't pay them any attention.

rolled 37 = 37

>>18824181
Burn with fire.

>>18824181
"Erica, unleash The Penetrator on them."

getting beaten with the dildo bat should keep them harmless for a while

>>18824181
Trick them into helping us find K. Sure beating them is nice but if we tell them how butthurt K would be at their antics they'll track him down for us.

>>18824181
"What ho, gentlemen! We seek the territory of the Blackwolves, could you perhaps point us the correct direction? I could play you the song of my people in exchange for this service."

Gesture to the rest of the group, "Or perhaps you would prefer the violence of my companions?"

>>18824181
DO NOT RESPOND. Keep calm, and carry on as if they are not there. They will leave if they do not get any attention.

>>18824181
Do not take their shit, and beat them down. We need information, and it must be extracted from their bodies through pain.

The back alleys of the Shinjuku district taught us what it's like on the receiving end; now, it's our turn to be on the inflicting end.

IGNORE THEM.
DO NOT FEED

>>18824248
What if we feed them their teeth?

>>18824240
>>18824248
But we have less than 24 hours to find K, and we need information. He was last seen in this area, so these trolls may have seen him. I think we need to beat the information from them.

>>18824270
They'll spill every bit of information they know just to get a response. Even then, it might be useless, since they're shitty trolls.

>attack them
You unholster your brick and tear off your cloak.
The others doing the same.

"WOMEN!"
"GIRLS!
"VAGINAS!"
"GB2 KEETCHUN!"
They react upon seeing the girls with you.

Your group attacks the dozen or so nerds.


Gimme a roll

rolled 7 = 7

>>18824438

lol why we mad tho?

rolled 87 = 87

>>18824438

rolled 41 = 41

>>18824438
Bah.

>rvesgm songs
Yes, Captcha, we should have used our songs.

>>18824454
brick, meet testicles.
testicles, say goodbye.

rolled 42 = 42

>>18824438
Hell, whats the worst they could do to us, besides trigger some PTSD purely by accident.

rolled 58 = 58

>>18824438
Shh, no speaking now, only cracked skulls.

rolled 55 = 55

>>18824438
We can't kill them, we need information. But we can hurt them, though.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18824438

rolled 11 = 11

>>18824438
Time to smack troll shit.

Too bad they're so generic. We've proved ourselves to be quite adept at trolling, if we have something to work with.

rolled 29 = 29

>>18824438
Troll smashin time

rolled 24 = 24

>>18824438
Bluh.

Your brick and Gai's fists begin to pummel the sweaty meatpiles.
Erica unslings the purple dragon slayer and joins the fray
"U MAD?"
"ME GUSTA!"
"HURRDURR!!" The nerds scream as they fall one by one.

As Erica brings up the phallic punisher, a shout is heard.

"HALT VILE FIENDS! HARM NOT THAT LADY!"
A group of knights in white ride up on thier steeds.
[said steeds were sticks with roughly made horses heads on them.]

"DERP, WHITE KNIGHTS ARE HERE, THERE GOES THE FUN." one of the trolls say.
The group of oily meatbags quickly retreat into the woods.

"ARE YOU OKAY?" The leader, a man in silver and white cardboard armor, asks

rolled 21 = 21

Making homemade ramen, noodles stock and all.
Its kinda a bitch.

>>18824527
tell them we're fine, but we're seeking a man who wronged Erica, Hina, and Naru for some righteous justice and restoration of honor.

>>18824527
It's questioning time.

>>18824527
Yes we are. We were prepared to defend ourselves, but it seems your reputation removed that need.
/bow
Thank you. We are from far away lands and looking for a man who may have wronged us, and we need to speak to him.

>>18824552
Perfect. This will work well for us.

rolled 44 = 44

>>18824527
Question

>>18824527
My and the ladies fair are well. I have come to these woods in search of a vile miscreant who has wronged them. Have you seen this ruffian in these parts, I must track him down or honor shall never be restored.

>>18824527
Hold Aloft the +5 Golden Mace of Instant Win, then >>18824552 do that.

>>18824527
"Thank you for your assistance, sir.
"Perhaps you could assist us? We are looking for a man [describe K here] who passed through this area some time ago."

>>18824527
Tread carefully around the whiteknights. They may appear less offensive than the trolls and the other detritus of the forest, but they are just as desperate.

Man, Erica and Hina will get all the answers we could ever need. All they need to do is play them like the fools they are.

Erica should have no problem with it.

"Thank you for the assistance..." He ignores you and heads straight for Erica.
"Are you okay miss?" He asks her.
"Yeah yeah. We're fine." She answers off-handedly
"Those foul creatures did not hurt you did they?"
"Fucking trolls are a pushover." She tells him.
'Erica, ask him about K' you mentillate her.

"Anyway, have you seen this man?" She asks as she pulls out K's picture.
"An unfamiliar face. I can't say I have seen him before." The knight answers, the rest of his troupe shake their heads.

'Ask him about the Black Wolves' you tell her
"How about the Black Wolves, where do we find them?"
"A lady as fair as you should not actively try and interact with those peasants. They who live in the mud. They who have not a castle nor a keep."
The other knights nod in agreement

"So, where do we find them?" She asks again.
"They are a nomadic group, never staying in one place for too long. If you'd like, My men and I would accompany you and the other two ladies over there to the western hills, there you may find clues of thier current location." He says with an almost manic tone to his voice.

[ ]sure
[ ]nope

rolled 56 = 56

>>18824776
He's so desperate to be helpful, but
[x]NOPE

>>18824776
Nope

rolled 52 = 52

>>18824776
[ ]sure
might as well

>>18824776
Well, if we say yes, we get:
+Redshirts
+Guides
-Constantly pestering Erica, Hina and Naru
-Possibly Resentful of us and Gai.

I'll throw a vote at [x]Sure and trust Erica to keep them in line.

>>18824776
[x]nope

>>18824776
Nope.

Good sir I'm sure there are maidens in greater need of protection than these. There are greater challenges, and greater favors to be won. They have their protection well in hand and are unlikely to walk in dark unsafe places. Another would need you more Sir Knight.

Is asking Naru about them not an option?

rolled 67 = 67

>>18824819
wait never mind didn't read the manic part.
[ ]nope

>>18824776
[x] Nope.

They are way too aggravating. And they saved those trolls... man now they'll be able to comeback and harass other people...

>>18824776
[x]nope
I don't think conflict with them is avoidable.
If 'sure', they will want to try to keep the ladies 'safe' by keeping them locked up in their castle.
If 'nope', they'll probably try to fight Hayate and Gai.

>>18824776
>My men and I would accompany you and the other two ladies over there to the western hills, there you may find clues of thier current location." He says with an almost manic tone to his voice.

Doesn't say he'll let us men come with. fuck him
[x] nope

'Nope. I don't like the looks they've been giving you and the girls. Thank him for his offer but refuse. We have the information we need' you tell Erica.

"Thanks for the offer, but we'll just go on our own." She tells him
"But surely my lady, you would want to reconsider, It is dangerous in these parts." He reaches out for Erica's hand.

You really do not like this fucker.
You really really don't.
IN an instant you were beside Erica, and keeping his hand away.
"The lady, said no." You tell him firmly, your fingers digging into his cardboard gauntlet.

"YOU DARE RAISE YOUR HAND AGAINST A KNIGHT?" he says as he pulls his arm away.
"YOU FIEND! I KNOW YOUR WAYS, YOU'VE TRICKED THESE BEAUTIFUL MAIDENS INTO YOUR SERVICE! I SHALL FREE THEM FROM YOUR EVIL WAYS!"
He draws his sword, a weapon of foam, tape and wood.
The other knights do the same.

Brick in hand, you prepare for battle.

*ROLL FOR BATTLAN*

rolled 91 = 91

>>18825009
rollan for KNIGHT GROIN CRUNCHING

rolled 48 = 48

>>18825009
Fuckin white knights.

rolled 5 = 5

>>18825009
MACE TO THE FACE!
RIDER KICK!
All that jazz!

>>18825024
>91
I'm glad I refreshed before rolling.

>>18824776
Sure, but if any of your men step out of line they get to know my little friend here

Dildo bat of troll slaying +2 works well on white knights as well i bet

rolled 9 = 9

>>18825030
Can't easily do much worse than 5, but I'll certainly try!

rolled 98 = 98

Here's hoping for an Instagib

>>18825045
I'm back man, you can stop rolling shit.

>>18825045
And Udz is cut off on the dice.

>>18825051
With a roll like that, you may be right.

rolled 19 = 19

>>18825009
On one hand I kind of feel bad for them and don't want to hurt them too much.

On the other hand, fuck these creeps.

Let's see what the dicegods think.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18825054
But I've always done it.

>>18825056
Oh, you know that's not gonna stop me.

>>18825084
But that 3 will.

>>18825024
>>18825051
Either we smashed trump or erica is gonna go a whacking

>white knights try to save maiden
>said maiden beats them all with a giant purple dildo

I wish all internet fights went like this.

>>18825128
Them not trump
God I hate this phones autocorrect

>>18825143
If they did I would put all my money into making an internet fighting federation

>>18825024
Brick met cardboard, and ultimately, flesh.
You rampaged through their ranks like a tornado of pain and destruction
Your team was also right beside you, giving the knights hell.

Erica takes out the leader with her purple troll slayer, his helmet coming off to reveal an acne ridden face, not unlike that of a troll's.

You continue bricking left and right till they fought no more.
-----------------------------
The knights lay supine and unmoving, most of them unconcious, some possibly only pretending to be so.
"Don't you dare come after us. Or we will whup you again." Erica tells them.
You have an Idea.
"Bob, Bill, Take their horses." You tell the two ninjas.
"that will delay them if they choose to chase us and we can sell those at a village or something."

Bob and his partner begin picking up the fallen steeds and tying them together to make the bunch of sticks easier to carry.

Your group walks away leaving the fallen knights scattered like dead leaves on the road.

>>18825174
It's be Waifu Wars meets Bumfights, but with cosplay. I'd watch it.

You follow the road until a crossroads.
Leading to the west, a smaller path leading deeper into the forest, it's unkempt and over-grown.
to the north, the continuation of the road, you see smoke in the distance.
To the east another small path, but this one seems to have been used recently.

WHERE GO MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18825250
WEST.

IT IS THE CARDINAL EQUIVALENT OF LEFT.

>>18825250
west, because that's where the wknights (silent w) said we might find clues to the current location of the wolves.

>>18825250
[x]North
We can see if it's a camp of locals, and if so, if they've seen K.

>>18825250
>smoke
Where there's smoke, there's fire.
So west.

Mark the path.

Fuck, this reminds me of the forest in Return to Zork, where you had to navigate to the Zorkmid tree. Free money if you weren't retarded about it.

Or the Whispering Woods, where you went blind unless you had a thermos full of milk.

>>18825258
And the actual, since we're coming from the south.
Plus, the White Knights mentioned the Western Hills.
so [x] West

rolled 26 = 26

North.

We might be able to get rid of the Horses as well as asking about K. The horses are useless, everyone knows you need a squire holding a split coconut following you around to get them to work.

>>18825250
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

West.

>>18825212
If we could get a waifu wars league I would subscribe forever

The white knights could be a pay per view event

>>18825250
East, we should see what the smoke is from

>>18825204
We should get a brick in the real world. Seems great for mundane, slightly-less-than-lethal combat.

>>18825321
"Hayate, you're very well trained in close combat, you have a Device, your specialty is support... Why are you carrying a brick as a combat item?"

"This thing has saved my ass so many times, Mike. I can't leave it behind."

>>18825321
It is very good against non majaikal goons

>>18825334
the Dude wouldn't object, he's seen a man killed with a bowling ball, why not a brick?

>west

You head west, abandoning the wide road for the rougher, over-grown path.

You slog through the bushes and leaves, barely able to see the faint path before you.
Gai takes point and begins to slash a way through the underbrush with his sword.

You marched like this for what seemed like hours.

------------------------
You stop to wipe the sweat forming on your brow, the feathered hat you were wearing soaked.

You hear a low moan rumble through the trees, not unlike an animal in pain.
You see movement on either side, but are unsure just what it is.
"Quislings..." Naru says softly behind you.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ]go slow, go silent
[ ]full speed ahead
[ ]crazy Ivan

>>18825334
Do we have a spare hat we can put on the brick?

>>18825360
He would probably appreciate the simplicity of it

>>18825375
Go slow and silent.

>>18825375
[X]go slow, go silent
And weapons ready.

>>18825375
CRAZY IVAN!

>>18825375
Crazy Ivan

>>18825321
Plus we could give it to Lo. It should fall under the category of everyday items that amplify his combat effectiveness.

>>18825375
[x]go slow, go silent
This had better not have been a waste of time, guys.

>>18825375
[X] Crazy Ivan

>>18825375
Take it slow and silent. Stick together.

>>18825375
[x] Ivan de Crazy

CRAZY IVAN

>>18825392
>>18825394
>>18825405
>>18825413
>>18825414
You dumb shits and Crazy Ivan.
Do you even know what will happen if we do that? We're going to have a horde of zombies on our tail.
We've already lost a few hours, we can't afford getting lost in this forest.

>>18825427

>>18825427
He puts in the option because he knows these clowns can't resist it.

Slow and silent.

Sneaking by them is the best plan. Making noise will get us surrounded.

I blame SWQ for getting people addicted to crazy ivan.

slow and silent

If we're quiet, they'll miss us.

>>18825433
So doing the stupid thing all the time is fun to you? Maybe you should play a retard then.

Crazy Ivan, all the way.

Guys, this is a serious quest, we should only be picking serious options.
[x] Crazy Ivan

slow and silent

>>18825375
> [X] ARA ARA
You follow KY LG, you know what I'm saying.

>>18825467
This isn't a serious quest, but we're on a serious mission.

Slow and silent.

We can't fuck this up, we have about 12 hours to find the guy, and if we crazy ivan, we'll be lost in the woods and fail.

>>18825455
doing the stupid thing once in a while is fun, yes.
this whole setting is utterly ridiculous. why not crazy ivan when the opportunity presents itself?

rolled 31 = 31

>>18825455
Hey that was uncalled for, maybe you would have more fun if you drank.

Now, you know that these Quislings are basically crazy zombie coplayers.
And if experience has taught you anything, it's that crazy can only be negated by an equal amount of crazy.

You execute plan-C, aka Crazy Ivan.
"Okay guys. Do what I do." You tell your team.
You begin moving stiffly and imitating the moans coming from each side.
The team does the same as well.

Up ahead of you, one of the Quislings pushes through into the path and looks in your direction.
He looked like a very malnourished guy dressed in really muddy and ratty clothes.
Blank eyes stared in your direction And he lets out another low moan.

You imitate his moan and continue walking forwards, the quisling not touching any of you as you passed.

You continued acting like zombies until you came to a clearing, behind you, the quislings followed like rats to a piper.

"Holyshit, I cant believe that worked." Bill says as he breaks into the clearing. Bob tried to stop him from speaking, but it's too late.

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!" Hearing him talk, the quislings attack

ROLL TO FIGHTAN ZOMBIES

>Erica in cardboard armor holding a dildo sword moaning like a zombie

It's just too perfect.

rolled 84 = 84

>>18825500
Well shit.

rolled 67 = 67

>>18825500
GOD DAMNIIIIT

rolled 23 = 23

>>18825500
Damnit, Bill.
Bustin' heads with brick and dildobat.

rolled 4 = 4

>>18825500
Brick is best zombie fightin tool

rolled 98 = 98

>>18825500
bill has lost the chance to learn ramen-jutsu. shamfur dispray.

rolled 78 = 78

>>18825500
Zombie Fightan

rolled 78 = 78

>>18825500
Everybody was zom-bee-fy-teeeeng

rolled 82 = 82

>>18825525
Huh well nice knowing you guys.

rolled 91 = 91

>>18825500
Start bricking people, screaming out "TURN UNDEAD!"

>>18825529
Welp, poor zombies.

>>18825492
>why not crazy ivan when the opportunity presents itself
Because it can close off scenario paths that were desired, or result in situations that take us away from our goals, rather than towards them, perhaps even removing them from being achieved.

rolled 28 = 28

>>18825517
The Rolls...
>>18825520
...Are Slowly...
>>18825521
...Getting Worse.
>>18825525
We should probably...
>>18825529
Nevermind.

rolled 72 = 72

>>18825541

>>18825536

>>18825534

>>18825530

>>18825529

>>18825517
well i think we have this one.

rolled 52 = 52

>>18825500
Goddammit Bob

Time for erica to whip out her little friend and redead a bunch of zombies

rolled 46 = 46

http://www.spike.com/video-clips/9oon19/shaun-of-the-dead-ed-answers-a-cell-phone-call
GOD DAMN IT ED!
ALL YOU NEEDED TO DO WAS ACT LIKE A ZOMBIE! QUIT FUCKING UP!

>>18825544
>>18825500
>>18825529

I can't hear you over the sound of my excellent rolls and all the fun i'm having.

rolled 86 = 86

>>18825544
Dude really? I don't know about any of you guys but i live in the here and now, not possible scenario paths.

>>18825567

>>18825576
I agree with fritz here, I take the fun when it is offered and worry about long term things when we get to serious issues.

And crazy Ivan is the best option

>>18825602
even more appropriate for this situation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-405Vvn3OU&feature=related

rolled 80 = 80

>>18825611
It always is.

>>18825576
>>18825611
So you're going to ignore the flowcharts that LG uses, then?

>>18825634
I suddenly hope for us taming the zombies with Thriller.

>>18825529
Bill was bitten by the one nearest him before Bob could help him.
You and your team begin taking down zombies.

Everytime you struck them they jsut kept going, thier insane minds not knowing pain.
Erica begins bludgeoning their heads with the penile pulvurizer.

You do the same with the brick.
They begin to fall with enough application of blunt force to the cranium, you try and hold back to make sure you don't kill them.

The battle ended shortly after you learned how to take them down.
-----------------------------------

Bill sat with his back against a tree.
He's holding the small, barely bleeding bite on his forearm.
"Dude. I don't want to turn into one of them! I DONT!" he says in panic.
Bob tries to hold him still and see to his injury.
"DUDE! DONT BOTHER TREATING ME! IM INFECTED, FUCK! JUST CUT MY HEAD OFF NOW! PLEASE, FUUUUUUCK!" Bill screams.

WAT DO OH MASTER BUTLERS?

>>18825648
Isn't that how it's supposed to be?
To break them as much as possible?

>>18825648
Basically yes

I am here for fun, not worrying about everything
If I care about Tue flowcharts it will be how much I can derail them for epic results

>>18825652
biptch splap him like the bitch he is, tell him to man the fuck up and punch the infection in the dick.

>>18825652
Slap Bill in the face.
"Get a hold of yourself, Bill. You're a ninja. Ninja's don't get zombified."

>>18825652
'Erica, would you please boff him on the head to knock him out so bill can fix him up?'

>>18825652
/slap Bill

They're Quislings, not real zombies! You know this!
Now man the fuck up, bind your wound and keep moving.

>>18825652
You didn't know this already? Ninjas can't become zombies. It can't happen. Your shinobi powers, now in full force due to your new outfit, will stave off the infection and keep you safe. Get your shit together Bill, it's fine.

>>18825652
Smack him upside the head. "Idiot! They're Quislings! That means they're humans pretending to be zombies. Now get over here so that doesn't get infected."

>>18825652
Use a healing spell (one of the packets in the magic bag) on him.

rolled 69 = 69

>>18825648
Yes
>>18825650
YESSS!

>>18825652

Can't we pretend that we use "healing spell" on Bill to remove the "zombie disease"?

rolled 75 = 75

>>18825652
Start saying random Japanese words and then say "I've used some of your ninja power to purge the infection from you. Now let's keep going."

>>18825652
Calm him down with a "anti zombie vaccine" and bind the wound

>>18825656
Sure, if you come up with an action that can derail the flowchart. Instead of, you know, taking a choice that's obviously trapped.
Taking a choice doesn't derail anything.

rolled 23 = 23

>>18825652
Dude they are not really zombies.

>>18825698
Cure Disease?

>>18825699
This sounds fun.

>>18825696
Okay. So you're the type that takes actions and ignores consequences, and acts surprised when things go badly.

rolled 24 = 24

>>18825702
But it's fun. Seriously dude you need a beer or something.

rolled 2 = 2

>>18825723
Well i don't act surprised.

rolled 89 = 89

>>18825708

Yes something like that.

>>18825699
Yes we can do that.

>Now headig to my job

>>18825702
That's why this falls under the "fun" option
We get to do something crazy and it worked, I actually wanted us to follow the smoke instead of the obviously trapped path towards zombie larpers so once we decided to go derp I decided we should go full derp

You pull out a packet of flour from your "magic pouch"
YOu sprinkle the white powder round his wound as you say "This fucking idiot better shut up or I'll smack him so hard he'll wish he really was a zombie." In japanese.

Bill shuts-up and observes what you were doing.
"What was that boss?" Bob asks
"I used a secret ninja spell to prevent the zombie infection. But to make sure it work's it needs absolute silence from the one it was cast on."
You explain facetiously "Is that clear Bill?"

He nods and calms down, allowing Bob to bind his wound.

"What do we do with them?" Erica asks as she points to the quislings passed out on the ground.
"We must bind them and alert the ICE," Naru tells her, "Captured quislings can still be rehabilitated into sanity."

She takes out a roll of ducttape and begins tying up the unconcious wretches, Gai and Hina assist her.
You begin quickly building a fire using green leafy boughs, making sure that the pillar of thick white smoke it produces rises high enough to be seen for miles.

After all of this is done, you leave the clearing and head on deeper into the woods, still headed westwards.

**Gimme a roll**
taking first one.

>>18825761
It only worked because of a good die roll.
Not because of a smart choice by players, not because of an interesting plot twist by LG, but just pure random chance.

rolled 64 = 64

>>18825847
Maybe something good?

rolled 45 = 45

>>18825847
'We're fucked' roll.

rolled 52 = 52

>>18825847
Come on HUE

>>18825848
>thatsthewholeidea.jpg

>>18825848
wat good die roll?
he he didnt ask for a roll until we were fighting the zombies

rolled 97 = 97

>>18825848
If you are not here for fun and Insanity based on chance then why are you here?

>>18825895
Success at the zombie fight was due to the good die roll. We could not gone full derp and avoided the fight altogether.

>>18825898
I'm here for the fun of planning and choices, and seeing the fruits of our choices ripen.

>>18825859
You trudge on through the woods, eventually finding yourselves on hilly ground.
These must be the hills the Knights were talking about, now you need to find the Black Wolves.

You send Bob up a particularly tall tree to see if he can spot anything, he comes back down reporting smoke to the west, and a tower somewhere to the south.

WHERE GO OH MASTER BUTLERS?
[ ]tower
[ ]smoke

>>18825848
>/tg/
>using dice rolls to degrees of success/failure is bad
Uh
Uh
What?

>>18825926
Towards the smoke!

>>18825923
>here for the fun of planning and choices, and seeing the fruits of our choices ripen

you mean like Perrine and our love child?
>>18825926
[x]Smoke

rolled 73 = 73

>>18825926
[ ]tower
Maybe there's some nice people there to give us directions.

>>18825926
[x]smoke
The tower is probably where the White Knights operated out of.

[^]smoke

>>18825926
Smoke, where there's smoke there is fire, and where there is fire there is something interesting.

>>18825926
Nomads might use the tower but they would set up a fire so go towards the smoke

rolled 40 = 40

>>18825923
>I'm here for the fun of planning and choices, and seeing the fruits of our choices ripen.

Uh wat.

rolled 90 = 90

Let's go check out the Tower first, pretty sure the smoke is from a bandit camp or the like.

>>18825949
Using dice rolls to determine success/failure isn't bad.
No, it's making bad choices and depending on the dice to pull out a win that's bad.

>>18825926
>smoke again
[x] tower

>>18825972
What, you can't plan a single move ahead? Are you incapable of thinking beyond what's directly in front of you? Is your alcohol-addled mind that far gone?

>>18825975
And the tower is quite probably a white knights base
Neither option is that great

>>18825926
Smoke, the Wolves were described as not having fortifications, or grand buildings.

>>18825996
Calm your tits or go away
This isn't the place for bad/wrong fun arguments

>>18825981
Uh
What
You have NO idea how to have fun, do you?

rolled 25 = 25

>>18825996
I plan ahead all the time, just not on /tg/ quest because they are more fun that way. What is it, autism or something? If it is it's cool bro i can't blame you for it.

>>18826041
No, I don't consider what you call 'fun' to be fun.
You've pretty much said that you'll choose whatever seems most hilarious to you, regardless of the long-term consequences.

rolled 42 = 42

>>18826109
You sure? It could be undiagnosed or some shit, my cousin has it and he acts just like you.

>>18826127
Do we share a dislike of you, then? That we only put up with you because we're expected to, but would really rather prefer if you never interacted with us ever again?

rolled 98 = 98

>>18826167
Oh stop im blushing.

>>18826179
No, really. If you say I'm somewhat like your cousin, does he hate you?

>smoke
You get your bearings and head off towards the smoke.
After about fifteen minutes of chopping through the bushes, you come upon a small stream crossed by an equally small bridge.

A knight in black armor stands guard on the bridge.
On his chest, a red griffin can be seen, and by his side a two handed sword of wood and foil.
You are unable to see his face though the slits on his helmet, and he stands there unmoving much like a statue.
"Good Sir Knight," You say as you approach him. "would thou knowesth the location of the black wolves?"
"NONE SHALL PASS!" he says in a booming voice.

>>18826179
keep going man, LG could sustain himself for a week with the buttmad you're getting from him.

rolled 97 = 97

>>18826203
Not really, just kind of an off dude like you. Can't hate you for it.
>>18826206
Wat?

>>18826222
It's the Black Knight, man.

>>18826206
"Are we gonna have to go through the whole chopping your limbs off bit?"

>>18826206
Use our Bardic abilities to cast suggestion. His fort saves are so high, he must have scimped on the will and reflex saves.

>>18826206
Go about 20-30 feet downstream, jump over the small stream, continue on our way.

>>18826206
Do we still have our Nerf gun with us?
Can we shoot him in the head?

>>18826206
Oh boy, here we go.
>>18826222
Monty Python.

>>18826206
Ill say to him:

I
don't like your tweed sir
Will
Teach you the butler's rythm
Not
We'll see who strikes the loudest
Loose
I put on my fighting trousers