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    75 KB TREE QUEST Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:17 No.18816914  
    You are a tree. You grow and grow until you are chopped down to make way for a mini mall. The end.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:19 No.18816941
    I CAST FIST
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:19 No.18816942
    epic quest 10/10 would play again
    >> TREE QUEST 2 04/22/12(Sun)13:21 No.18816968
    >>18816942

    You are a sapling in a meadow.

    >WATDO?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:23 No.18816996
    I photosynthesize.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:25 No.18817007
    >>18816996
    This! Fucking this!
    >> TREE QUEST 2 04/22/12(Sun)13:26 No.18817017
    >>18816996
    Your photosynthesis provides enough energy to grow into a pole.

    >WATDO?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:28 No.18817031
    >>18816914
    Rock Quest was better.

    >>18817017
    spontaneously become a huge, mighty tree
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:33 No.18817064
    >>18817017
    >spawn an acorn
    (or relevant seed depending on what type of tree I am)
    I wish to give the phrase "the green tide" a new meaning
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:33 No.18817065
    >>18817031
    The much more superior quest was paper quest.
    >> TREE QUEST 2 04/22/12(Sun)13:37 No.18817099
    >>18817031
    >>18817064
    The years pass and you become a mighty oak. You also start dropping acorns, which are carried all over the meadow by animals.

    More years pass, centuries even. You are now a forest.

    >WATDO?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:40 No.18817114
    >>18817099
    Gain sentience and become an ent.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:40 No.18817118
    >>18817099

    What's in our inventory?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:40 No.18817120
    >>18817099
    Get chopped down and replaced by a housing estate.
    >> Gen 04/22/12(Sun)13:41 No.18817136
    >>18817114

    THIS!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:42 No.18817139
    tree quest without sexy druid rituals - for shame /tg/, for shame.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:43 No.18817149
    >>18817065
    Scissor quest master race reporting. Paper quest blows.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:45 No.18817176
    >>18817114

    Sounds good.
    >> TREE QUEST 2 04/22/12(Sun)13:46 No.18817187
    >>18817114
    >>18817139
    One night a sect of druids comes to your original oak. They begin chanting and dancing around you in the moonlight. You feel...something... You can't quite grasp what it is. It's almost as if you're thinking! They druids eventually stop their ritual and depart the forest.

    >>18817118
    You have:
    - leaves
    - acorns
    - branches
    - a woodpecker
    - three woodpecker eggs
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:47 No.18817194
    >>18817187
    Attempt to move.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:49 No.18817198
    >>18817187

    Devour woodpecker.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:49 No.18817199
    >>18817187
    can we talk to the woodpecker?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:49 No.18817205
    >>18817099
    Attack Isengard during the War of the Ring.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:50 No.18817215
    Fucking railroading
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:53 No.18817232
    >>18817215
    Shoulda saved that comment for when we get chopped down to make railway sleepers.
    >> TREE QUEST 2 04/22/12(Sun)13:53 No.18817233
    >>18817187
    >>18817199
    You attempt to TreeTalk to the woodpecker. It doesn't respond. Woodpeckers are terrible conversationalists.

    >>18817194
    You attempt something you've never tried before. MOVEMENT. You urge one of your roots to move. It eventually does. Of course this took place over the course of a week.

    The druids return again and do their ritual then once again depart.
    >> S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 04/22/12(Sun)13:53 No.18817235
    Why do I have to start as a sapling? Can't I start as a seed and choose where to grow?
    CHOO CHOO
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:53 No.18817237
    >>18817187
    Is it a woodpecker as in the bird or do we have a 'wood pecker'?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:54 No.18817242
    >>18817233

    Contemplate contemplation.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:54 No.18817245
    >>18817233
    Attempt to move faster.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:55 No.18817255
    >>18817235
    Because were a fucking ent now.
    >>18817233
    Try to talk with the druids next time they come.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)13:55 No.18817256
    Is there a river or large water source near?
    We should extend our roots toward that water source.
    >> TREE QUEST 2 04/22/12(Sun)14:01 No.18817305
    >>18817233
    >>18817242
    You begin to contemplate the forest. Then you realize you have never contemplated before and begin contemplating contemplation. It's very surreal.

    >>18817245
    Over the course of a few weeks you continue flexing your roots, you slowly gain more and more ambulation. You're eventually able to move a few feet to the east.

    Some of the druids look confused by this, measuring the distance from your trunk to the other trees before shaking their heads and continuing with the ritual.

    >>18817255
    You attempt to TreeTalk with the druids. Their leader seems to react to you, looking around with a confused face, but he does not respond directly.

    >>18817256
    There is a river to the east. It's the direction you have been moving in so far.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:04 No.18817330
    >>18817305
    Attempt to form one of our branches into a manipulator. Move towards the river.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:04 No.18817331
    >>18817305

    Attempt movement with both our roots and our branches. Again to the east but let us shift our branches to collect more sunlight.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:04 No.18817333
    try to treetalk to other trees.
    >> TREE QUEST 2 04/22/12(Sun)14:11 No.18817402
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    >>18817330
    A novel concept occurs to you. Multi-tasking! In addition to moving your roots, you also begin moving your branches!
    >>18817331
    You continue to move further and further. Your new ability to move your branches serves you well as you're able to move them into the position >>18817333
    to best absorb sunlight. You've been using more energy these past few weeks than ever before in your life.

    >>18817333
    You attempt TreeTalking with the other trees. They only respond in simple words and phrases. "More water." "More sunlight!" "It's cold!"

    (What the fuck have you done to me /tg/? I only responded as a joke to anon saying he'd play again and now suddenly I'm running EntQuest.)
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:14 No.18817443
    >>18817402
    We have brought out your inner storyteller.

    Attempt to make our roots more muscular. Attempt to become better at talking to other beings.
    >> !mYedictMKA 04/22/12(Sun)14:14 No.18817444
    >>18817402
    I know that feel
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:14 No.18817447
    >>18817402

    Quests are infectious, especially when started as a joke.

    Anyway let us work on improving our movement again maybe getting a pair of manipulating branches.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:15 No.18817469
    Practice moving our branches back and forth, one at a time, until we start getting good enough to be faster at it.

    Also,, drop acorns and leaves and stuff until we get a rough idea of how lon it takes for them to fall.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:24 No.18817550
    Use our newfound cognizance to start formulating an understanding of mathematics.
    >> TREE QUEST 2 04/22/12(Sun)14:25 No.18817560
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    >>18817443
    A new idea occurs to you, they just keep coming! If you can move, you don't need to worry about maintaining a balance of nutrients in your soil. You begin sucking up everything you can! Your growth accelerates, you begin moving faster and faster!
    >>18817447
    >>18817469
    You continue exercising your branches. To the druids it is all to obvious something is going on. You're quite a ways away from the spot where you stood rooted for centuries. They begin coming every night instead of weekly.

    Their leader begins gesturing and making loud noises as all the others look on each night. You continue your attempts to treetalk to him. You manage to get a vague understanding of what he is saying to the others. Something about "gods", "mother earth", "devotion", "miracles".
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:28 No.18817598
    >>18817560
    Focus on improving our conversation ability. See if we can talk to any animals as well as the druids; perhaps we could bribe a squirrel with infinite acorns.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:28 No.18817600
    >>18817560

    Try to form a branch into a hand like structure reaching down to where the druids are.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:29 No.18817604
    >>18817560
    Keep treetalking to the guy, Alternate the concept of "mother" and an image of ourselves until he gets i- shit. Do we have a self image yet?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:30 No.18817610
    >>18817560

    Test the limits of our limb mobility with some sweet flexing.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:31 No.18817627
    Tree talk to the other trees, and don't shut up about any little thought that crosses our, uh, mind. We made 'em, we can fucking well make 'em sentient.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:32 No.18817640
    FONDLE DRUIDESSES
    >> TREE QUEST 2 04/22/12(Sun)14:41 No.18817709
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    >>18817598
    That damn woodpecker still continues to ignore your attempts to communicate. It's recently hatched children however... They're far more responsive. They're young though. Young by bird standards, nevermind yours. Their conversations are only slightly more engaging than those with your fellow trees, but your persist.
    >>18817600
    You have occasionaly 'seen' the druids greet each other with their strangely shaped upper branches. You begin trying to reform one of your lower branches into a similar shape.

    >>18817604
    You continue TreeTalking to the druid leader during his sermons. Constantly pushing your thoughts into his and his into yours. Your understanding of their DruidTalk increases. You come to the conclusion that they think of you as some sort of higher being that should be worshiped and served. The druid leader makes claims to the others that he has hears your guiding words!

    >>18817627
    You grow lonely. A strange concept you have never considered before now. You begin TreeTalking all your thoughts to the other trees in a nearly constant stream, even if their responses aren't very articulate.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:43 No.18817724
    >>18817709
    Attempt to form an unusually complex structure. Sculpt the end of one of our branches into a bird shape, with wings made of leaves.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:43 No.18817728
    >>18817709
    Begin by referring to the other trees as "child" or "descendant" since they technically are all from our acorns.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:45 No.18817742
    >>18817709

    Attempt to improve our sight.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:45 No.18817745
    >>18817709
    Practice fine control of our branches - attempt to wave at and greet the druids
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)14:46 No.18817747
    >>18817709
    Contact made!

    Start trying to reach out to the rest of the druids. Nothing complex, just a sort of "hi, we see you too" vibe.
    >> Stooge !2oBeAJCdvY 04/22/12(Sun)14:47 No.18817763
    >>18817709

    Attempt to reach down and pick some small object up with one of our branches.
    >> TREE QUEST 2 04/22/12(Sun)14:58 No.18817854
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    >>18817728
    You decide to begin teaching your children. Teaching those around you all the strange ideas and concepts that have been occurring to you recently.

    >>18817745
    >>18817747
    >>18817763
    You've made it. You finally made it to the river you remember seeing all those centuries ago when you were just a sapling, that was blocked from view by all your children.

    The druids seem to share your joy at this achievement. There are far more of them than there is normally.

    During the leader's usual sermon you put more effort into this one action than you have any before now. You begin lowering your hand-branch towards him.

    There are cries coming from the assembled crowd, all extending their strange upper branches towards you in a point. Their leader appears to be leaking water from the top of his trunk as he carefully reaches out and grasps your hand-branch.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)15:00 No.18817871
    >>18817854
    BROS

    BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)15:00 No.18817874
    >>18817854
    Hold it there for a little bit. Then, retract the hand and wave (if we know what that is).
    >> TREE QUEST 2 04/22/12(Sun)15:01 No.18817885
    I got to go. If the mood strikes me I'll continue this. If not, then this isn't that bad of an ending, is it?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)15:02 No.18817895
    >>18817885

    This was an awesome if short quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)15:03 No.18817897
    A suburb is built 2 miles from you.

    Someone do a roll for me on the termite attack.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)15:05 No.18817926
    >Spend all day yesterday pruning an orchard
    >See this thread
    >That feel when I gleefully dismembered dryads all day.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)15:07 No.18817943
    >>18817885

    I teared up a little. Thanks very much, OP.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)15:32 No.18818193
    that was great. 10/10 would play again
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)15:40 No.18818255
    >>18817402
    >(What the fuck have you done to me /tg/? I only responded as a joke to anon saying he'd play again and now suddenly I'm running EntQuest.)

    This is how Frost Giantess Quest started. It was amazing.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)15:46 No.18818304
    >>18816914
    The second greatest quest there has ever been on this board. The first is obviously rock quest.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)16:13 No.18818551
    >>18817895
    I concur. It was quite a bit of fun.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)16:30 No.18818693
    THE TALE OF THE TREE FATHER, AND THE QUEST FOR RIVER
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)16:38 No.18818765
    Hrm. Should this be archived?
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)16:53 No.18818886
    >>18818765
    YES!
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)17:06 No.18819009
    >>18818886
    All righty. Just gotta figure out how to archive first.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)17:07 No.18819011
    This is just a sequel to rock quest, derivative and shitty. 1/10 OP, never fucking return.
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)17:08 No.18819012
    >>18819009
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/requestinterface.html
    >> Anonymous 04/22/12(Sun)17:12 No.18819056
    >>18819011
    Away with thee.

    Also, here:
    http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/18816914/



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