>>18799035
>[ ] Get up, answer the phone.
Might as well.

>[x] Get up, answer the phone.
Might be Laurie.
We need to just GET OVER OURSELVES and see to helping him through whatever shit he's in.

>>18799035
[X] Get up, answer the phone.

Let's see if I was right and Lawrence is a) in the hospital or b) in jail

Answer phone.

Also, mfw there are now THREE big stompy robot quests running tonight simultaneously.
AC-Quest (master race)
Zoids Quest (Also Awesome)
And some sort of a Battletech quest (Just got started, can't tell if it's gonna be good or not)

>>18799081

>Zoids Quest is on?

>Oh shit, today's Friday?

>>18799100
Have a link: >>18796970

>>18799110

>Wasn't doubting, found it on my own.

>Just realizing I had no idea what day of the week it was.

[ ] Get up, answer the phone.

Please don't be the local morgue asking to identify Laurie's body...

>>18799035
[X] Tell Mooch to pick it up
and then tell him to bring it to you.

[X] Get up, answer the phone

I'm under the impression it's Laurie.

Pick it up. Mooch will not let this end well

You give Elsie a gentle shake. She wakes slightly, and then realizes you were going to go answer the phone. She sits up and looks at the clock.

"Who the hell's calling here at 2am?"

"An excellent question," you respond as you cross the room. "Hello?"

"H-hello?" A voice asks over the line. "I-is this Dave?"

"Dave's not here at the moment, but I'm a friend of his. Can I help you?"

"My mom... she told me to call this number if I ever needed help."

"O....Kay.... How can I help?"

"T-these men came into my moms bakery.... They started yelling at Brain, he's my mom's friend, helps out sometimes. Anyway, they started arguing and then one of them... they pulled out a gun and...."

You can hear her freaking out a little over the phone. "Hey, hey. Listen. It's going to be alright. Where are you? Right now?"

"I.... I don't know. after h-he.... after he shot.... he pointed at me and said 'there she is' and I ran."

"Alright, listen. What's your name?"

"Cass. Casandra."

"Alright. Cass? Do you see somewhere near you? Visible with lots of people?"

"There's a Casino. The.... Venetian?"

"Go there. Wait somewhere with lots of visibility, call me on my personal line when you find somewhere safe." You send her your number "I'll come find you right now, ok?"

"A-alright. Alright. I can do this."

"Alright, be safe Cass, I'm coming."

You hang up the phone. "What the hell?" Elsie comments, now fully awake. "What was that?"

"Not sure, but it sounds like somebody's in trouble. Care to join me?"

"Yeah, let me get my coat."

>>18799362
Make sure we grab our sidearm, and a few spare mags, on the way out.

>>18799362
Look for any lights still on while we're leaving.

If Dave and Ari aren't back yet (that we can notice) give them a call and tell them where to meet us.

>>18799362
Leave a note, grab some guns. We've got a little girl out there who needs some rescuing. Let's rock.

>>18799446
Actually, yeah, more guns is better, if we have them.

You are Lawrence Brenner, and sitting between two cops waiting for your go in the emergency room, you take a moment to reflect on your evening.

It started out simply enough, going to a dive of a bar and grabbing a bottle. Just wanted to drink in peace.

So of course, THAT couldn't happen.

"Hey hey, what's this now. some limp wrist-ed little pretty-boy got hisself a glass of whiskey like a real man? Sure you wouldn't be more at home with an Appletini?"

Oh no he did NOT just go there.

"Excuse me?" you ask, turning around to see the three tough guy biker types eying you. Looking around, it looks like they've got about six of their friends scattered around the place, watching the confrontation. You've had worse odds.

"Couldn't hear me the first time? Your kind ain't welcome here, faggot."

You sigh. All you wanted to do was get drunk.

Sliding off the bar stool you look at the bartender, obviously not wanting to get involved. "I'm going to apologize in advance for doing this to your bar." Then you break the Oak stool over the lead idiots face. you probably shouldn't enjoy the startled looks on his friends faces, but something about a bunch of thugs bulling a 'weak' target brings out the asshole in you.

>>18799507
Knew it.

But he's alive, hopefully.

>>18799507
Well at least Lawrence's reasons for getting himself arrested are acceptable.

>>18799362

You get there quickly enough. Mooch needed to stay behind, and Dave said he and Ari would meet you there when they could. Both you and Elsie brought your guns just in case.

You park the car, and walk casually across the way. you see the little club thing Cass said she would be waiting just outside of.

>Give me a d20. First roll only.

rolled 10 = 10

>>18799545
Rolling for potential awesome

rolled 13 = 13

>>18799545

>>18799553
...alright

not good but not bad

I have a feeling a wild ninja's gonna appear again.

>>18799553

You see a girl getting accosted by a couple of thugs in bike leathers. She's trying to explain to them that she has no interest in them and seems kinda nervous. You recognize her voice from the phone earlier.

"Cass?" You call out. She looks at you, and seems relieved. The man with his hand on her ass...

"Hey, you mind giving us a little privacy here?" he says, pulling her closer. She responds by trying to shove him away. "Me and the girlie here were gonna have a little fun."

"Yeah, no. Come on Cass."

One of his friends begins to walk your way and cracks his knuckles. One of the other ones grabs Elsie around the shoulder "Hey baby, how about you ditch that loser and come spend time with a REAL man? Here," He says as he slowly starts to grind into her "Feel my gun?"

"Yeah," she responds with a hint of amusement "I can feel your 'gun." All three of the thugs freeze as a loud, metal click is heard and her voice goes ice cold. "Feel mine? It's a .45 caliber, so the bullet's about twice the size of that thing you call a dick. Now remove your hand, or I remove your TESTICLES."

[ ] Try to resolve this peacefully.
[ ] Back up Elsie.
[ ] Try to calm Cass down.
[ ] Watch the show.

>>18799660
>[x] Back up Elsie.
That thug just made the worst mistake of his short, sad life.

>>18799660
[X] Try to calm Cass down.

I think Elsie has things under control.

>>18799660
BACK THE FUCK UP.

BACK HER. THE FUCK. UP.

BACK THAT SEXY SYRUPY ASS UP.

[X] Try to resolve this peacefully.

As much as I'd like to see Elsie gib his dong, I have a bad feeling it isn't going to end well for anyone.

[ ] Back up Elsie.

>>18799660
[X] Back up Elsie.

>>18799660
[X] Back Elsie up.
Something about not messing with a Raven.

Let's take this guy's head

(I already voted)

>>18799660
Back up Elsie

[ ] Back up Elsie.

We gangsta now.

>>18799709
Perhaps:
"Listen kid, I'm gonna explain the way this works to you, and I'm gonna use small words, so even a dumbass like you can grok what I'm sayin'. Me and the lady? We're RAVENS. You're like a fuckin' kid's meal at a fast food joint to us. We've killed dudes who shit bigger than you for less than what you're doin'. And really, I probably should kill your buddy there for makin' a pass at my girl. But I'm feelin' merciful tonight. So get your asses outta here and we'll forget this ever happened."

>>18799737
This, very much this.

>>18799737
Yeah, that works nicely.

>>18799737
This.

rolled 53 = 53

>>18799660
I'd like us to try and resolve this peacefully, but I can see that's not exactly how it's gonna happen.

"Hey, whoa, control your bitch man." the one says as he lets go of Elsie and backs up.

"First off, fuck you. You're the ones who are harassing women, so I'm more inclined to cheer her on. Secondly, you call my girlfriend a bitch again, and I'll make you WISH she shot your dick off."

Their apparent leader lets go of Cass, who immediately runs around them to try and hide behind you. "Hey, what the fuck business of yours is this?"

"After a scared girl calls me for help? And I see a couple of wanna be tough guys who are so pathetic they can't even score when surrounded by boozed up loose women trying to force their way into her pants? Your lucky I didn't just start shooting as soon as I saw you.

>Give me an agility roll. target 60.

rolled 92 = 92

rollan

rolled 24 = 24

>>18799771
Rollan

>>18799787
I will never touch /tg/ dice again.

rolled 18 = 18

>>18799771
Luck, be a lady tonight.
Luck, be a lady tonight.
Luck, if you've ever been a lady to begin with,
Luck, be a lady tonight.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18799800
You need to type "dice+1d100" in the email field.

rolled 68 = 68

>>18799771

>>18799814
Thanks bro. Obviously I don't roll much.
Let's see if /tg/ dice like me..

>>18799787
>>18799796
>>18799799
Thank you based averages

rolled 45 = 45

>>18799814
One of these days I'll stop failing.

>>18799787

Haha nice

>>18799799
Told ya it freakin' works!

We are okay. Averaged to 45

>>18799799
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AW25qyEjWBw

rolled 68 = 68

>>18799843
Okay, so /tg/ dice just don't want me to fly to the moon, play among the stars, or see what Spring is like on Jupiter and Mars.

>>18799878
Sorry man, luck be a lady works, other Sinatra songs might work, but flying to the moon just doesn't.

>>18799878
Look for other songs sung by Marlen Brando.

I'd forgotten about the "blow on some other guy's dice" line.
My first thought was "Frank you sly dog did you just make a a blowjob joke?" I've officially been on 4chan too long.

>>18799799
>>18799796
>>18799787

>Made it. With an extra degree of success.

You see it out of the corner of your eye, and catch his arm reflexively. you look over at the knife he just tried to put into your ribs.

You look back at him, slowly. He looks shocked at both the fact that you caught him, and the casual ease with which you continue to hold him away."You see this?" you ask. "This is you fucking up. You have NOW fucked up."

You slam your fist into his stomach, and break his nose with a headbutt when he bends forward.

You let go as blood explodes over his face, and he falls back onto the pavement.

Elsie pistol whips his friend when he starts to move and, and he runs back clutching the side of his head clutching the nice gun shaped bruise already starting to form.

The third one looks at the two of you, and signals the friend Elsie hit to help him grab their leader and drag him off. They each put one arm on the shoulder and one on the elbow as he continues to hold his smashed face and curse your name.

"Do addhoe! Do brode my node! I ged do 'ot dis! tunna snages rue!"

With the three stooges in retreat, you turn to see the girl you came to help looking at the two of you nervously.

[ ] Get her out of here.
[ ] Try and talk to her first.
[ ] Have Elsie stay here with her while you get the car.
[ ] Send Elsie to get the car, stay with the girl.

>>18799928
[x] Have Elsie stay here with her while you get the car.

[ ] Try and talk to her first.

[ x] Have Elsie stay here with her while you get the car.

>>18799928
[x] Have Elsie stay here with her while you get the car.

Elsie can handle herself and I'd rather not get into the conversation with Cass until we're in a safe location, aren't near wandering gangsters and have given her a nice cup of cocoa.

Try and talk to her first, THEN get outta here.

>>18799928
>[x] Try and talk to her first.
We need to reassure her that we're here to help, despite our violent actions.

>>18799928
Try and talk to her.

[x] Try and talk to her first.

>>18799928
>[x] Have Elsie stay here with her while you get the car.
She was just nearly raped, probably better to have Elsie be the one she talks to for a few minutes while we grab das auto.

Try to talk to her first, don't want to ever split the party.

"You alright?"

"Y-yeah....." She responds hesitatingly. "I just... I...." And then she throws up.

Elsie grabs her. "Hey. HEY. You gonna be alright?"

"Yeah.... I just.... don't handle stress well."

"Alright. Come on, we should get you out of here."

"Are... are you sure?"

"Yeah. Look, I don't know what's going on, but you'll be safer with us than on your own. We can worry about the details later, right now, let's get you safe."

She looks really relieved as the three of you get back to your car. Elsie calls Dave and asks him to meet the rest of you back at the hangar. After a few minutes you're headed home.

>I have to go AFK for a little bit. Not a LONG time, but like 5-10 minutes probably.

>>18800143
We'll sit tight.

>>18800143
First order of business once we get back is making her a hot cup of cocoa, getting an explanation of how she knows Dave then asking for details about why she called him.

>>18800143
Man, it's wholly possible you could just not tell us, and we'd never know.

>>18800221
I'm thinking its probably a good idea not to have Ari in the room when we get the explanation...

>>18800313
You're likely jumping at shadows there. I get the feeling this isn't heading in that direction.

>>18800353
I know but paranoia is only paranoia when people aren't out to get you. When they are its just common sense. But really I figure its probably best to only have ourselves and Dave there for the explanation. This is probably a deeply personal matter and as the leader of the team we need to verify if it'll be something the entire team needs to be aware of but if it isn't then Dave has the right of who to let into the know.

>implying this isn't our reaction throughout the entire quest

>>18800379
A very good point, I'm not denying that. My thought was that your intentions were else where, apologies.

>>18800393
Y'know it just strikes me that we need to give our unit a designation.

...reposting from last thread

When you get back to the hangar, Elsie takes the girl inside.

You see Dave's car coming so you wait outside.

The three of you walk in together.

"That the girl?" He asks.

"Yeah. Know her?"

"Never seen her before in my life."

Then she looks over and sees you. "D-dave? My mother told me to call you if I needed help."

"Your Mom?"

"Molly. Molly Kreever.'

About a million emotions play across Dave's face in a heartbeat. "Yeah, alright. Come on kid, we got a spare bunk, you can sleep there tonight."

"O-ok...." She says, and the two of them walk upstairs. A minute later, Dave comes back alone.

"So, who's Molly?"

"Old friend of mine. Met her before me and ,my family parted ways, and she's one of the few people I kept in contact with afterwards. What I'm curious about as to who the hell that girl is."

"Why? Isn't she Molly's daughter?"

"The Molly I knew was sterile, and she didn't HAVE kids when I last saw her about four years ago. Even if she did have one via miracle, they wouldn't be pushing 16."

A loud Dun dun duuuun plays.

"Not now Mooch." Dave says automatically.

"Aw, come on. We both know that was perfect timing."

>>18800456
>A loud Dun dun duuuun plays.
>"Not now Mooch." Dave says automatically.
>"Aw, come on. We both know that was perfect timing."

Haha fucking brilliant!

>>18800456
Maybe we should check on this Molly, then?
From what Cass was saying there was a firefight at their bakery.

Let's find Lawrence and check this out.

>>18800513
CASS IS AN ILLUSION NINJA THAT DOESN'T EXIST

SHIT

>>18800456

"Sterile?"

"As in can't have kids."

"So if she isn't Molly's, who is she?"

"I have no idea. She seems harmless though, so I vote we table this for now."

[ ] Agree, work this out in the morning.
[ ] Investigate now.

>I LOVE MACS!
>I LOVE HOW THEY CRASH FOR NO REASON!
>I LOVE HOW THEY DON'T DOWNLOAD APPS FOR HOURS AFTER PURCHASE!

>>18800533
I suppose it can wait till the morning.

Still haven't gotten that netbook yet, then?

>>18800533
Investigate now, never leave an unknown entity with full access to your base of operations.

>[x] Investigate now.
She said there was a firefight at her mom's bakery.
That seems pretty urgent.

Investigate fucking now!

A random person calls us in the middle of the night and lies to us in order to get inside our facility?

SEEMS LEGIT. NOT LIKE THERE ARE A DOZEN DIFFERENT ORGANIZATIONS TRYING TO KILL US WITH ACCESS TO CLEVER ASSASSINS.

[ ] Agree, work this out in the morning.

assholes, if she turns out to be bad just kill her later

>>18800557
That would be a great plan if it weren't for the fact that if she kills us all, we won't be able to kill her later.

>>18800533
[x] Investigate now, please.

>>18800533
[x] Investigate now.
I know Cass just had a bad shock, but if there was a firefight at her mom's bakery, we need to get there and see if her mom's okay.

>>18800533
The obvious answer is adoption.

Still, [x] Investigate now. Best to find out ASAP in order to be fully prepared. By which I mean have a couple Cores ready to greet anyone that comes looking for her.

>>18800538

>Nope.
>Don't have the $300 to spare.

>Speaking of Dosh, Kickstarter apparently won't let you touch a dime of what you raise until after the deadline passes, and won't give you any of it unless you reach your goal.
>Which means I have three realistic options: set a short term goal and raise not nearly enough money, set a short term thing for as much as I need and get nothing because I won't be able to get the 8-10k I'd need to support the endeavor for real, or set it at a realistic length for my goal, and watch my window of opportunity sail right the fuck by.

>adoptionmind

>Tallying votes.

>>18800602
Well how much do you need? Also have you looked into loans for entrepreneurs starting up their own businesses?

>>18800588
Of course it is. Legal or not.

>>18800602
I know that feel.

Yeah, money doesn't even change hands till the end, even. Looks like IndieGoGo doesn't wait, though they take a slightly larger percentage if you don't meet your goal, 4% if you make it, 9% if you don't refund the money if you don't reach the goal.

Thanks, wikipedia.

>If you give me a paypal accoiunt or something I can swing another $100AU your way. It'll just take some time to get it from my bank account into the interwebs.
>...
>If that helps at all.

So, plant. Trap. Living bug.
SPY.
But possibly just adopted.
I vote we get Mooch to bug her room and see what's going on.
[x] investigate now, just not all bull-in-a-china-shop.

>>18800619

>I would need enough to support me, and provide the start up money, for at least a couple months.

>So somewhere between 8 and 10 thousand dollars, optimistically. That's assuming nothing huge happens and I can find a place to stay cheap.

>>18800641

>I will probably be going the IndieGoGo route when/if I do this, for this and other reasons.

>>18800643

>I'd take a penny if that's all you had to give. I'll post info when/if it's relevant. This isn't me begging, this is me actually trying to make something.

>>18800619

>Funny thing about those loans: they 1: require you to pay back enough interest to make any three charitable causes weep, 2: don't give you the time of day if you don't have a business degree from a 'respectable' college 99 times out of a hundred, and 3: they never put money into the entertainment industry. And that's exactly what all of my shit would be.

>>18800691
Shit sorry to hear that. My only business related knowledge has to do with the united kingdom so I was hoping there'd be some similarities. Whats the time frame you're looking at here? Because if you make a great enough pitch then 2 months might get you pretty far.

>>18800691
Only a penny?
Man, I've got that money for saving on Bond. But I can get a place with friends in a neighbouring town instead for free.
Money ain't no thang.

Just get her done. Also, how much money are you actually NEEDING?

>>18800643
>>I vote we get Mooch to bug her room and see what's going on.

OR, we could NOT be a creep, and just have Mooch research her and see if her story checks out.

>>18800745
Creep?
Hell, Mooch has probably already got everything bugged JUST IN CASE.
Just... let us tap into this resource.

But your idea works too.

>>18800745
Oh yeah that'd make sense

>Now seems to be the winning vote.

"Dave, I have had more near death experiences in the last week than most people have in a life-time. SHE might be safe, but she was chased out of her 'Mother's' bakery by people with GUNS. We need to have an idea as to what's going on before we-" You stop, seeing her pathetically trying to eavesdrop on the conversation. "Come on out Cass." Nothing happens for a moment. "Cassandra, I've had to deal with ninjas lately. Actual fucking ninjas. You are not as sneaky as you think you are."

A moment later she comes out from behind cover. "S-sorry..."

"It's alright. How long were you listening in?"

"I just got here. I just... we can't talk to the cops. That's what mom said. She said if there was something bad going on, to get to Dave, don't tell the authorities, and she would find me. S-she could probably tell you more."

"That's it?"

"That's it...."

"Well then."

[ ] Press her for more info.
[ ] Put it off until tomorrow.

>>18800785
>[x] Press her for more info.
Grill her!

>>18800785
Shit. Look to Dave in this case, its his call on this one.

[x] Put it off until tomorrow.

Kid has been through a lot and she doesn't seem very good at lying.
Of course getting so many prompts to question her sets off my bad news sense.

>>18800785
Press her for more info, then get her to bed. Get more details from Dave. Up security for tonight, people on watch and everyone armed. We'll visit her Mom in the morning.

>>18800785
>>18800805

i agree, Dave should have a call in this, we shouldn't press her to much but this could potentially save/kill Molly.

>>18800785
Get more info.
Specifically about what happened that led to her calling us.
And if shes not too upset, sinces shes already heard our suspicions, Ask her to explain her and her 'Mothers' relationship, kindly, but firmly. No reason to be a dick, but we need some answers

>>18800805
Dave's call was let it wait. So let's go with that.

But if the vote does go to pressing her, I do hope we're gentle about it.

>>18800805
Actually change this to press for info on the where abouts of the bakery. Then we can go sweep the place with Mooch and Dave.

[ ] Put it off until tomorrow.

>>18800785
Put it off til tomorrow. Girl just saw her mom get shot.

get store location and anything that could help without being to overbearing
make plans to go there with Dave (mooch, Elsie, Laurie optional)
"Wait, where did Laurie go?"

>Watch a family friend get gunned down.
>Run through Vegas' back street for hours terrified.
>Finally work up nerve to call THAT ONE emergency number clearly reserved for 'shit has hit fan'.
>Get nearly raped following their instructions.
>Details don't match up.
>GRILL HER.

>Stay classy /tg/.

Oh look. It's another defenceless girl who's bad at eavesdropping and is all innocent when the cap' is thee baddie.
Just... putting that out there.

>>18800785
[x] Put it off until tomorrow.
She's under a lot of stress, and grilling her would be counterproductive.
I mean, the best we could do is get Dave to administer some of those memory-emotion-connection-suppressing drugs so that she's not traumatized by this.

>>18800877
It's times like this that you remember the stereotypical neckbeard is a THAT GUY.

>>18800877
We would like to point that it has been a bad week.

>>18800877
It's for her own good, I mean honestly, if she can't see that then she makes Shinji look like the master of subtle communication!

>>18800877
Man, seriously.

>>18800892
You... You shut up.

We should grill her, all right, with hot chocolate and the biggest fucking blanket we can find.

>So.... what's the consensus?

>>18800936

be the biggest brother.

>>18800939
Do it tomorrow, for Christ's sake.

>>18800936
Can we do this. I like the idea that we immediately resort to big brotehr behaviour when we don't really know what to do.

>>18800808
I'm sticking with my answer. Wait till tomorrow give the girl some time to rest get better info then.

>>18800909
Not saying we airlock her!
Just that I'm getting paranoid. It just seems... like we're getting cased.
But I'm not about to say we interrogate her, just to be wary. Not give too many details and not let her have free run of the place.
... which is just common sense.

>>18800936
This, actually.

>>18800936
No reason we cant do both right? Grill her while Mooch plays calming music in the background, and we constantly urge her to eat more delicious Ginger Snaps

Also, [x] later.

>>18800877
>>18800939

do >>18800936

and wait till tomorrow.

>>18800939
I have to agree with this guy
>>18800936
Warm blanket, hot cocoa, ginger snaps and some very gentle questioning. Then we tuck her into bed and leave a night light on.

Then we turn our security up to 11 to make sure that if whoever is after her shows up on our doorstep they are noticed.

>>18800939
The goal is apparently to make Cass the newest little sister.

>>18800998

So guys Question her now or later?

>Negative we're gonna make her the newest >little sister!

"You know what? It's like 3am. We'll deal with this in the morning."

You all go to bed, one by one.

---

You are Lawrence Brenner.

You got thrown out of the pub, the cops weren't happy, but decided to let you go since it was CLEARLY self defense. Why would a little guy like you START a fight with six bikers, much less walk away with a chipped tooth and a few bruises?

The true tragedy is that you have thus far failed to get more than two sips of booze, and it's approaching 1am.

[ ] Find new dive-bar.
[ ] Go to liquor store.
[ ] Walk around.
[ ] Consider hookers instead.

>>18801022
Go to liquer store gain booze head home and drink in piece.

>[x] Walk around.
See about scoring some chicken strips.

>>18801022

>Ask what vote is.
>Trust what guy tells me.
>/tg/ holds new vote while 'm typing.
>Goes in totally fucking different direction.

>What the hell, guys.

>>18801022
Go home and reconsider our choices, tell everyone about our issues and aim for a quiet positive resolution to this.

Just kidding, we're going to the liquor store, we need booze in mass quantities, then we go home completely drunk, yell at a few people then collapse on a couch.

>>18801022
Walk around.

>>18801022

best solution to the worlds and your own problems is booze.

look for store.
>while walking around.

[ ] Go to liquor store.

>>18801022
Find a new dive.

>>18801033
Man, I don't even.

>>18801033
We're /tg/, we say an opportunity to obtain a little sister, don't worry we'll big brother her in the morning. We're making waffles!

>>18801022
[x] Go to liquor store.
Obviously the bars here are not working out.

>>18801033
...you expected me to do your counting for you? AHAHAHAHAHA. I just thought you were asking for us to restate our positions.

[x] Go to liquor store.

Get giant bars of Rice crispy treats eat until sugar crash then pass out at hanger.

[x] Liquor store.
What's worse than being a pretty man in a dive bar ordering a bottle of whiskey? That's a pretty man with bruises doing the same.

>>18801049
Can I preemtively vote on makin' waffles?

>>18801028
this or if going home isn't an option
>[x] Walk around

Also I am so glad I was wrong about Lawrence being in a hospital or jail.

You find a liquor store pretty easy.

It's the shitty sort of place where the bulb behind the sign's been burnt out for years and there's a couple crack-whores in the alley behind it.

Which is perfect, because this is exactly the sort of place where they never even question a fake I.D. you grab a couple bottles of Johnnie Walker and head to the check-out.

You hear a voice behind you.

"Looks like you've had a rough day sweetheart. Need a good man inside you it looks like. Now Ole Mr Walker's a good friend of mine, but there's a better way to have fun than killing your liver."

Apparently, today giving 10 bikers the most savage beatings of their life isn't QUITE enough. one hand slowly begins to wrap around your knife as you turn around....

>Give me a d20 roll.

rolled 1 = 1

>>18801122
God Damn it Lawrence

rolled 1 = 1

Let's do this.

rolled 5 = 5

high or low?

rolled 8 = 8

>>18801122
Dammit, Lawrence, just drink the booze we have back at the hangar. You want to drink, but you get nothing but fights and no booze.

rolled 3 = 3

>>18801126
Goddamnit.

I sure hope low is good.

>1
>mfw
LAWRENCE'S BIG NIGHT OUT

>>18801126
Remember how he wasn't in traction or prison before? You just fixed that.

>>18801126
>>18801133
1/400
tg dice
why

>>18801134
>>18801133
>>18801126
get online catch up see these rolls god dam it you guys

rolled 2 = 2

>>18801134
Event dice are high. This is just going to go terribly.

I mean, even with an average, that's... What, 2.3333?

>>18801126
>>18801133

he wants low rolls right? RIGHT?

>>18801126
>>18801133
>>18801134
>>18801135
>>18801136
>>18801147
What the fuck, /tg dice?
This shit ain't probable at all.

Can... Can we spend a fate point on an event roll, AC Guy?

>>18801144
Wow. Just wow. /tg/ dice, stop bringing your rape fetish into our games.

Well that wave of relief ended pretty quick... I'm gonna miss Lawrence.

>>18801171
OH god please let that be a possibility! It is cosmicly unfair to fuck with a guys booze run.

rolled 11 = 11

We are Lawrence Brenner, and we're about to get raped...

>>18801187

>>18801175
>>18801204
See This is Why we cant have nice things

I knew we shoulda gave him more screen time instead of letting him become a red shirt!

Behind you stands a man quite a bit taller than you. You're looking straight at his chest, and He's built like a boxer going for the heavy-weight belt.

Looking up at his face, you see a mocking sneer and a genuine smile in his eyes.

"Wassa matter baby? Never seen a real man before?"

"...." You slowly take your hand off your knife. "You know I'm a guy, right?"

"And I'm Santa Claus."

"No really, I have a penis. You're hitting on a guy."

".... You know, if you're not interested, you can just say so. Don't have to lie to me. Ah well, I guess I did have paper-work that Alex has been getting at me to file. Later sweet cheeks." He gives you a firm slap on the ass, puts a small pallet of beer on his shoulder, and walks out the door, throwing a giant wad of cash at the guy managing the register as he walks by.

Yeah, you're going to need that drink.

At about 2:30 in the morning, you walk in to the mostly empty hangar, and find out from Mooch that everybody ran off on some rescue mission.

Looks like you're drinking alone then. You go and lock your self in your room, and hope this will be enough to keep you from dreaming.

>>18801175
>>18801204
>>18801215
fuck guys looks like 4chan agrees were going to be raped

>>18801237
>Implying Char wasn't the pitcher in that situation.
ishiggyahfuckityouknowhowitgoes

>>18801236

well, that is umm... not as bad as i thought it would be.

firm reminder that Laurie is PRETTY though, can't be good for his ego.

>>18801236
Everything went better then expected!

>>18801236
anyone else worried that this seems too okay for a roll of 1?

>>18801267
Oh yeah we need to find him a woman who thinks he's manly stat! Oh oh better twins! No can feel depressed with twins.

>>18801272

Naw, if we'd rolled high we'd have ended up knifing a basically harmless guy in front of the store clerk, then straight back to jail.

Now for a nice morning of waffles, new little sisters, and hung-over Lawrence.

>>18801278
Siamese hambeast twins.
I just killed your boner in ten seconds flat.

>>18801272

>that would be because he's going to be a recurring character.

>I wasn't going to introduce him yet, but this leads to all sorts of 'hilarious' shit in the future.

>>18801283

>Actually, a 19-20 would've been Josh fucking with him, and then helping him talk out his issues.

>Nat one hit all of his issues square on the head.

>>18801287

>Thatismyfetish.wtf

>>18801271
>>18801272

Its horrible, Lawrence now thinks that we are doing things without his knowledge and can't trust us. We can't exactly address that because we never did anything of the sort, and any of the denial we bring up will seem that we are covering something up, even if its solid.

>>18801287
...I have to admit to hating you more then a little now.

>>18801283
I don't know I have a bad feeling about a drunk, angry Lawrence and Cass.
But AC-Guy isn't THAT GUY so I really hope I'm just being paranoid and overly panicy.

>>18801236
WHY DON'T YOU JUST CUT YOU HAIR!?

>>18801315

>He has short hair. Not a military buzz-cut, but fairly short.

>He still looks like a woman.

>>18801322
But that's insane.
He needs a beard transplant ASAP.

At least he should wear less ... uhh, feminine clothes then?

Maybe if we just spent some time with him rather than just DAVEDAVEDAVEMOOCHFUCKELSIEDAVEELSIEDAVEMOOCHELSIEMOOCHMOOCHARIELSIEETC.
Poor guy, getting no attention.
He was the first bro we knew we had and this is what we do.

>>18801322
He is a very tragic character.

we need to spend more time with Lawrence,

all these ninjas/gunfights/mobsters/magics are to distracting for alex.

>>18801302
Good.
That was my goal.
Because if nobody gets close to me then nobody can hurt me so I should just push people away! It's not like I need anybody! I can do everything all by myself! And I'm not the least bit lonely! Not at all!
OH GOD WHY AM I SO FOREVERALONE!

>>18801333

>You ever seen a cute girl with a semi tomboyish/butch look?

>Yeah.

>>18801338

>The hilarious part is that he just took 10 BIG bikers with street-fighting experience, by himself, put them in the fucking HOSPITAL, and the worst he got was a chipped tooth.

>He also took a ninja out of the air with a giant pipe-wrench by throwing it at them.

>He is a MAN everywhere but his appearance.

>>18801361
Hence the tragedy.

>FUCK. The power-cord on my mac no longer charges the battery.

>I have like ten minutes before it dies on me, so I guess I have to call it quits for now.

>I'll put up a crunch/general thread later to make up for it. Sorry guys.

>>18801361
We need to send him to single handedly save a nunnery

>>18801384
Try wriggling various parts of it and making sure it's plugged in right.

Take care.

>>18801384
It's cool.

>But hey, at least this is a decent stopping point, not mid-action.

>quest end

i like AC quest and im glad i can catch them on weekends.

rolled 52 = 52

>>18801393
I... I suppose...

>>18801399
I have altered the deal, pray I don't alter it any further.

>Go to archive thread.
>Has already been archived.
>Check description:

"We save a girl, Laurie solos ten dudes in a bar-fight and wins, and then AC Guy continues to be cursed by the angry Ghost of Steve Jobs."

>Fucking /tg/, why must you be so awesome.

>>18801384
Well, balls. Good luck with it, dude.

>>18801419
Fucking apple products. Why would anyone think they are remotely good is beyond me.

>>18801514
Advertising and the media.
The two things that control people's perceptions.
And they have a throbbing boner for Applefaggotry.
Fuckin' sucks.